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Speaker 3: In the past week, the subject of romance came up
Speaker 3: twice at the home of George Kingfish Stephens and his
Speaker 3: wife's Sapphire. The first time was after supper last Wednesday night.
Speaker 3: George and Sapphire hadn't been out of the house in
Speaker 3: over a month, and when Sapphire came into the living
Speaker 3: room and found the Kingfish with his nose in the paper,
Speaker 3: she decided to do a little hinting when you'll be.
Speaker 1: Your d thing?
Speaker 4: Are you d.
Speaker 1: Jesus holy mackerel, What in the world was that, George?
Speaker 1: I was singing, singing, I ain't here screeching like that
Speaker 1: since I was over the zoo and the moose sat
Speaker 1: down on the porcupine, George, I was only hint, Well,
Speaker 1: the next time you will hint hint on key can
Speaker 1: get back to the news busy, Oh.
Speaker 4: Where's the paper, George's You ever watched the Young Wilson's
Speaker 4: that lives across the hall. Yeah, I noticed, Well every
Speaker 4: night mister Wilson takes Ms Wilson out dancing, or he
Speaker 4: takes Ms. Wilson to the movies, or he takes Ms.
Speaker 4: Wilson out to dinner. Why don't you do something like that?
Speaker 1: Well, I would, honey, but mister Wilson might punch me
Speaker 1: in the noise.
Speaker 4: George Stevens, we is both married to the wrong person.
Speaker 5: I am the romantic type.
Speaker 4: And you as the tight that stays home at your
Speaker 4: nose in the newspaper.
Speaker 1: Well, I admits that I know Peter lawful.
Speaker 4: But what you mean, George, You just don't understand me.
Speaker 1: I want to be gay and vivacious. I want to live.
Speaker 4: I want romance, Oh, Judge, I want to run through
Speaker 4: the night with the wind and the rain in my head.
Speaker 1: Well, you go ahead. When you get back, I'll be
Speaker 1: waiting here with a hot water bottle and some fluff.
Speaker 3: And the second time last week that romance entered the
Speaker 3: apartment of George and Sapphire was when Herbert Jackson, a
Speaker 3: magazine solicitor, rang the Stevens doorbell.
Speaker 6: Hm, I guess there's nobody home. Well, I'll just slip
Speaker 6: the sample copy under the door. Eh, there we are
Speaker 6: one copy of Forbidden Romances.
Speaker 2: Hi, Kingfish, What you're doing down here the large halls
Speaker 2: of early Well then there.
Speaker 1: Let me lock the door here. Now, look Anna, what
Speaker 1: I've done. Well, I won't tell you. Look what I
Speaker 1: have found up to the apartment. Look at that magazine.
Speaker 1: Huh there, look at that forbidden romances. I think at
Speaker 1: your age, I was more the popular mechanics type. Oh,
Speaker 1: I found this your magazine on the living room floor.
Speaker 1: Don't you see what at me? In supphire has been
Speaker 1: reading this stuff? Well, there ain't nothing wrong with that,
Speaker 1: just a lot of gushy nonsense, I know, any but
Speaker 1: it's the implication of the thing. She reading love stories.
Speaker 1: And after all, you don't buy a road map unless
Speaker 1: you go in someplace. And the last night she was
Speaker 1: hollering about how she needs romance, that thinking, and look
Speaker 1: at that and kind of stuff she'd been reading, looking
Speaker 1: at their Look right there, I found my heart on
Speaker 1: a two weeks cruise. Let's see here, say here.
Speaker 2: Hernandos stood close to me on the deck Westbourne, words
Speaker 2: of romance into my ear as we watched the shimmering
Speaker 2: moonlight dancing on the foamy wake of our cruise ship.
Speaker 2: The soft tropical moon had a strange odor about it,
Speaker 2: that's all a food.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I could feel my heart beat above the throbbing of
Speaker 2: the engines. Suddenly I felt Hernando's arms steal around my shoulders.
Speaker 2: With a gasp, I pulled myself from his embrace and
Speaker 2: ran from the deck to my cabin.
Speaker 1: Well, there ain't nothing there, Kingfish. You don't run away
Speaker 1: from the fella. Yeah, no, any but look over on
Speaker 1: the next piece. There's back on the poop deck again,
Speaker 1: look at it.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think Sapphire gonna be indrested in no
Speaker 2: other man, And hurry saying, no other man gonna be
Speaker 2: interrested in Sapphire.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. And you know how it is
Speaker 1: with furniture. Some fellas go in fantiqs. Happhire might be
Speaker 1: just moldy enough to appeal to some of them. Boy, yeah,
Speaker 1: but this is silly, King Fridge, after all, Sapphire's got you. Well,
Speaker 1: then I can't pin too much hopes on, Dad. I
Speaker 1: done took stock of myself this morning, you did? Yeah?
Speaker 1: When I got up this morning, I took a long
Speaker 1: look at myself in the mirror, I tell you, Andy,
Speaker 1: with my skin to pay and my bloodshot eyes, and
Speaker 1: with my sagon garws and that water on my Adam's apple,
Speaker 1: I realized that I wasn't exactly no ding dong daddy
Speaker 1: from douma sign yea. Well, what you're gonna do about
Speaker 1: the situation? King Pridge. But then I got to do
Speaker 1: something with south Fire. Reading these magazines, you never know
Speaker 1: what this can lead to. If it's romance, he's after
Speaker 1: I gonna bring roommans into a life. I gonna be gay,
Speaker 1: I gonna beat charming. I gonna be the romantic site
Speaker 1: the self I'm looking for you. Oh yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: a new deal from yeah En, I gonna shower her
Speaker 1: with affection. I gon shower her with love, and understand it,
Speaker 1: I gon shower her with romance. Yeah, well, you better
Speaker 1: go ease you that kingfish. You're gonna end up with
Speaker 1: a water logged wife. Good evening.
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Speaker 1: Come on, boys, walk with me down to my apartment.
Speaker 1: Show Kingfish. He sure has doll up there, new suit,
Speaker 1: flower in your buttonhole, and that nice book here flowers
Speaker 1: you can down. Yeah, you show smell fragrance too, Kingfish, Well,
Speaker 1: tell you else. I was shaved. I had to barber
Speaker 1: to put everything in the shop on me. I tell you, boys,
Speaker 1: I got sents on me that won't come to the
Speaker 1: surface for deers. King Fee, says Safire, looking for romance.
Speaker 1: He sure looks the part, all right. Oh yeah, boys, uh,
Speaker 1: I've been reading all the love stuff out of Food
Speaker 1: Forbidden Romance, learning how to beat the romantic type. I
Speaker 1: tell you, I walk in there like Hernando and threw
Speaker 1: roommance at her from seven different directions. Just what you're
Speaker 1: gonna do, King Well, I gonna open the front door
Speaker 1: right quick and go down on one knee and hold
Speaker 1: out the flowers and say lovely flowers for a lovely lady. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I see them do that in the ballet once. Then
Speaker 2: after that, the gal took a sniff of the roses.
Speaker 2: Then the fella took a sniff of the roses. Next
Speaker 2: thing I know, the gal jumped twenty feet in the
Speaker 2: air and he started whirling around. I always wondered what
Speaker 2: they put in them roses.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think these twelve quarter roses is the
Speaker 1: jumping kind. Well, here's your apartment, King fees, and good
Speaker 1: luck to you with you we saphire. Yeah, I really
Speaker 1: hope she'll sweep her off her feet. Well, thank you
Speaker 1: for thank you very much to you letter. Oh well,
Speaker 1: just do vergbon love romance show spell her the everywhere. Hmm,
Speaker 1: here's somebody in the living room, sapphires in there, Well,
Speaker 1: here go it. Lovely flowers for lovely lady. Well, this
Speaker 1: is a fine condition for you to come crawling home
Speaker 1: in Mama, Mama, is you? Where's my sweet dinner? Romantic wife?
Speaker 7: She's in the kitchen, clean the fish.
Speaker 1: Well, well, come on, get up on your feet. You
Speaker 1: want to leave there all evening? Oh, Mama, my back,
Speaker 1: my back, my rheumatills them.
Speaker 8: I can't move, sad man, come on out here and
Speaker 8: help me, old great Man's that pop this saddle again?
Speaker 1: Well, lovely dinner, my love. May I see that you
Speaker 1: never look more radiant and beautiful than you does? Tonight, George,
Speaker 1: your foods getting cold past the fish. Jarge here, mama, honey,
Speaker 1: we'll make this our night, and after this charming dinner,
Speaker 1: we'll go dancing dancing like two young lovers.
Speaker 7: Potatoes please here.
Speaker 1: Here's Mama Southard. Tonight it'll be like two gay spirits
Speaker 1: waltzing in the wonderland of romance. Why we'll dance till
Speaker 1: dawn on a pink cloud, on a pink cloud of
Speaker 1: horse Radish, Grandma, will you be good enough to close
Speaker 1: your big fires while I being romantic here?
Speaker 4: Mama, don't pay no attention to George. You go ahead
Speaker 4: and finish your dinner.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna finish my dinner too, But while I
Speaker 1: eat here, I gonna close my ears to these harsh words.
Speaker 1: Why do you better close your mouth too?
Speaker 8: You're spilling gravely all over your vest.
Speaker 1: Well, what a beautiful and perfect evening there dancing with
Speaker 1: you again, my darling, Jorish.
Speaker 4: Don't you think me a little too old for this
Speaker 4: type of music?
Speaker 1: Or not? A honey? This is the music of romance.
Speaker 1: Someber one two three, some one two three the one
Speaker 1: two three one two, Oh all my back, Oh my back.
Speaker 1: I don't slip my desk again. Help hell.
Speaker 2: Now, I'll just sit there in that comfortable chair, King Vision,
Speaker 2: and take it easy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let me sit chill easy. Yeah. I got
Speaker 1: out of bed about an hour ago and I managed
Speaker 1: to hobble down here to the large horse. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: that romantic evening didn't go off too well? Uh no,
Speaker 1: And the three of the winners carried me out of
Speaker 1: the night club on the tablecloth, and I come home
Speaker 1: in the backseat of a taxi cab double up like
Speaker 1: a jack knife. And I wound up spending the moon
Speaker 1: and channing part of the evening with a chiropractice. Oh
Speaker 1: in in my back? Or this this yet? Oh? The
Speaker 1: back is really bothering you? Oh yeah, Now, look Anna,
Speaker 1: there's nearly lunch time. Here, give me a hand here,
Speaker 1: kind of help me back to my apartment, will you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll do that.
Speaker 2: Well, Kingfish, I guess you just ain't the romantic type
Speaker 2: like hernandoist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no sense to me trying to please SPI. Yes,
Speaker 1: Sfire gonna have to go through life getting the romance
Speaker 1: of the magazine's like forbidden romances. But in spite of that,
Speaker 1: I know she gonna stick with me. Well, Kingfish.
Speaker 2: Then you convinced Sapphire that she ain't looking for no
Speaker 2: Hernando like the gall on the cruise ship.
Speaker 1: Is that it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: And when you gets to be Suphire's age, your poop
Speaker 1: deck days is over.
Speaker 4: Boy, Well won't you sit down, mister Jackson?
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry I didn't get that sample copy of your magazine.
Speaker 6: No, that's funny. I slid it under your door yesterday.
Speaker 8: But no.
Speaker 4: Man, Well, mister Jackson, I don't think i'd be arrested
Speaker 4: in a magazine like Forbidden Romances.
Speaker 6: After all, Missus Stevens, I would appreciate you listening to me.
Speaker 6: I have a wife and two children. Oh I see,
Speaker 6: Missus Stevens, it's a wonderful magazine. I just can't sell
Speaker 6: you highly enough on our magazine for Bidden Romances. And
Speaker 6: with our introductory offer, you're getting this wonderful magazine for
Speaker 6: the entire year for only two dollars and a half.
Speaker 6: Missus Stevens, I.
Speaker 1: Tell you thank Heanna for helping me up the back
Speaker 1: way here. Yeah, these backsteps is easy. In the front way, eh,
Speaker 1: just get through the kitchen here. Just let you pass
Speaker 1: up this wonderful Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 1: Sounded like sofire talking to somebody in the living room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sound like a man's voice too. Yeah, crack the
Speaker 2: door and see who it is. Probably just a bill collector.
Speaker 6: But how can you turn me down? Think of what
Speaker 6: I'm offering you love, romance, adventure.
Speaker 2: If that's a bill collector, Hernando must be working for
Speaker 2: the gas company.
Speaker 1: Hannah, listen to this love talk. You give it a
Speaker 1: should he?
Speaker 4: Well, it does sound interesting, My dear lady.
Speaker 6: You look like a woman who wants to rise above
Speaker 6: the humdrum. Think what I'm offering you a chance to
Speaker 6: sail into the blue, a chance to rise into the clouds,
Speaker 6: a chance to fly far above the commonplace.
Speaker 2: Sound like he trying to talk her and to run
Speaker 2: away in the airplane.
Speaker 1: Well, you do make it sound interesting, and listen to it,
Speaker 1: and they can on like the barrel.
Speaker 6: Look at it, lady, I implore you don't turn down
Speaker 6: this wonderful opportunity. A chance to follow in the footsteps
Speaker 6: of the young and heart, a chance to tread the
Speaker 6: pathways of happiness.
Speaker 1: Now it sounds like you're going to settle for a
Speaker 1: walk in the park.
Speaker 4: Well, you're very, very persuasive, but let me think it over.
Speaker 4: Why don't you come back tomorrow?
Speaker 6: Well, very well, missus Stevens. But I know what her
Speaker 6: answer is going to be.
Speaker 1: Pretty sure of herself. Eddy. That doesn't, that doesn't. I
Speaker 1: was leaving that woman for good. Yeah, but she didn't
Speaker 1: say she was going to ab scondrel off with him. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't care. And my own wife sitting there listening
Speaker 1: to a lot of mush talk like that, we are,
Speaker 1: Sue Andy. She was looking for romance after all. Oh
Speaker 1: but Kingfie, nothing doing and nothing doing. I was leaving
Speaker 1: that woman and taking my slip disc with me. Help me, Andy,
Speaker 1: help me lip out of her life. I'll give me an.
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Speaker 1: Well, King Fish, has been two weeks since you left Zapphare,
Speaker 1: I know what EN's you never going back to a
Speaker 1: no sand and no sighs not. I'm never going back
Speaker 1: to that woman. Let her fine room manes if you
Speaker 1: want to. That's why I was going in here to
Speaker 1: see how gonequin Jay Calhoun. I gonna change my will?
Speaker 1: Oh I can't change it. I gonna cut her off
Speaker 1: all together. Yeah, you're gonna unbneficiar the gal huh, come on,
Speaker 1: let's get on in here, Okay? Well, Hi that Calhoun?
Speaker 1: Hello Calhoun? Hey Calhoun? Is your business? Is our business?
Speaker 1: How did you come in here and ask me? Is
Speaker 1: our business?
Speaker 8: A man who is sought out by the biggest businessman
Speaker 8: in this city, a man who is consulted by some
Speaker 8: of the biggest political leaders in this community, a man
Speaker 8: who's influential friends number in the hundred. With all them connections,
Speaker 8: you think i'd be doing something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Calhoun, the Kingfish want to see you about
Speaker 2: something important.
Speaker 1: Shure, what's up? King Now Calhoun, I gonna lay it
Speaker 1: right before you here, boy, Calhoun, listen to this. I
Speaker 1: has done left my wife and well, uh, I has
Speaker 1: got some worldly possessions, and what I want is can
Speaker 1: I change my will and leave everything to myself? Well,
Speaker 1: now that can be a rain good. So you're done
Speaker 1: left south Fire.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 5: Look, don't you miss her after twenty two years?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, to tell you the truth, Fia has been
Speaker 1: pretty lonesome in the past few weeks. I just gotta
Speaker 1: get out doing, make some new friends and get some
Speaker 1: new interests. That's what I gotta do.
Speaker 8: Well, for a fellow like you, Kingfish, the best way
Speaker 8: to make new friends is to one of them.
Speaker 1: Get acquainted clubs. Yeah, yeah, you done hit on something there,
Speaker 1: get acquainted clubs. Does you know any good ones, Calhoun?
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, there's a very high tight club that's run
Speaker 8: by mincing mister Thorndyke.
Speaker 1: It's over on the Parkway. Oh yeah, I don't hear
Speaker 1: about that one. It's real high class. Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: be interviewed and everythink. Yeah, that's what I gonna do.
Speaker 1: I going over to that thorn Dyke, get acquainted club.
Speaker 1: I'll make a new life for myself. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: thing to do, alright, Kingfish. You know Calhoun and you
Speaker 1: who was lucky never getting in these domestic squabbles. How
Speaker 1: come you never got married? Yeah? Call didn't you never
Speaker 1: have no gallant nothing?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, boys, I had a girl one that is
Speaker 6: years ago.
Speaker 1: Years ago.
Speaker 8: Oh, I tell you, boys, I watched the grounds she
Speaker 8: walked on. I wasn't to ask you breathe. I worn't
Speaker 8: the very something that shone.
Speaker 1: Down on him. That was then? How come you never
Speaker 1: married her?
Speaker 8: I couldn't stand her.
Speaker 1: Well, it's been two weeks since he walked out on you.
Speaker 4: Oh mama, why would he have done a thing like this?
Speaker 4: We should have known something was going on the way
Speaker 4: he was acting, bringing your flowers, take can of your dancing.
Speaker 1: I should have known something was in the will. What
Speaker 1: do you mean, mama? Well, I never told you this,
Speaker 1: But now that's how it started with your father.
Speaker 4: He came home from the office one night and kissed me.
Speaker 1: For the first time in twenty years. Next morning, when
Speaker 1: I went out to start the car, the motor blew up.
Speaker 1: Oh Mama, what am I gonna do?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Daughter, you just can't sit around here and mope. You
Speaker 1: has got to make new friends and new companions. Now
Speaker 1: I've been thinking it over. Daughter. I'm very serious.
Speaker 4: You is going to enroll in the thorn Dyke Get
Speaker 4: Acquainted Club.
Speaker 5: But Mama, I can't do.
Speaker 4: Nothing like that.
Speaker 1: Why, yes you can, Yes you can, daughter.
Speaker 7: Well, I tell you we'll both go down there and enroll.
Speaker 1: It'll be a wonderful thing for you. Daughter.
Speaker 8: You've been married to old Baldy for twenty.
Speaker 9: Two years before this time time you met some human beings.
Speaker 1: Well, Manna, this is to get acquainted club, they say
Speaker 1: the ways here missus thorn dag go interview men in
Speaker 1: a minute. Nice for you to come down here and
Speaker 1: give me the mortal support. Oh, don't mention it, don't
Speaker 1: messure it. I Oh, here comes somebody. Well, how do
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 9: I'm mister Thorndyke. You wish to see me about joining
Speaker 9: our get acquainted club.
Speaker 2: Well, just this other judgment here is I don't need
Speaker 2: no club. I does most of my getting a quainted
Speaker 2: in front of the drug store.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ours the one that would like to get acquainted? Ure.
Speaker 9: Oh I understand you mean a member of the opposite sex.
Speaker 1: Well, well I want to see I want to get acquainted.
Speaker 1: But then I don't I mean that is well, mister Stevens.
Speaker 1: Ours is a social club.
Speaker 9: It's our practice to introduce people with compatible interests. For interest,
Speaker 9: for instance, we might start off by introducing you to
Speaker 9: some of our male members, men who have the same
Speaker 9: cultural tastes and ideas as you had.
Speaker 2: Well, now wait a minute, mster, you got him wrong.
Speaker 2: He didn't come down here to meet no bums.
Speaker 1: Don't pay no attention to my friend here, Melissa.
Speaker 9: Well, we'll be glad to help you, but first you'll
Speaker 9: have to be thoroughly interviewed before you can qualify as
Speaker 9: a member.
Speaker 1: I does huh? Yes.
Speaker 9: Well, for instance, if a new member is interested in marriage,
Speaker 9: he must be interviewed by our psychiatrists, and after several
Speaker 9: days of intense study, we picked from among our members
Speaker 9: one whom we think would be socially, mentally, and psychologically.
Speaker 1: Suited to the new member.
Speaker 9: In other words, one who is exactly their type.
Speaker 1: This is tougher than when I try to get my
Speaker 1: dog in the Kimmel Club. I'll tell you I ain't
Speaker 1: interested in marriage, but I would like to meet someone
Speaker 1: who is the perfect type for me, just to see
Speaker 1: what life might have been with the right girl.
Speaker 9: Well, now, to save any future embarrassment, when we introduce
Speaker 9: members of our club, we always make it a practice
Speaker 9: for them to conceal themselves under a pseudonym.
Speaker 1: Well, I ain't got one of them, but I could
Speaker 1: hold my head over my fears.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, What I mean is we have our
Speaker 9: members use different names. Now, is there any particular name
Speaker 9: you would like to be known under here at the club?
Speaker 1: Nim uh yeah. Here at the club, you can just
Speaker 1: call me Hernando. How do you do?
Speaker 7: I'm missus van Dyke. How do you do you want
Speaker 7: to see me about joining I get a quainted club.
Speaker 4: Yes, I came down here with my mother. I'd like
Speaker 4: to meet that is I.
Speaker 5: Well, you see the thing is I I understand very well,
Speaker 5: Missus Stevens.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not interested in marriage, but I would like
Speaker 4: to make some new friends and meet somebody who has
Speaker 4: the same interests I have.
Speaker 7: Well, before we introduce you here at the club, we
Speaker 7: make positive it will be the right person. You'd both
Speaker 7: be subjected to tests and physicological interviews. In other words,
Speaker 7: we bring together two people who would be ideally suited.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, well, it would be interesting to meet somebody
Speaker 4: who is just the right type for me.
Speaker 7: Well, we'll talk about that at our next interview. By
Speaker 7: the way, on the way out, would you send.
Speaker 1: The next person in? Please? Oh boys, how does it look?
Speaker 1: Oh boy, you look great? King faz king phezus you
Speaker 1: going through with this crazy thing? Is you really gonna
Speaker 1: meet this? Get a queen at gal this evening? Certainly
Speaker 1: I hes emos so I find me was mismitted, and
Speaker 1: now the club has scientifically pick out the person who
Speaker 1: would have been perfect me for me. This person not
Speaker 1: gonna meet her had all kinds of tests too, We
Speaker 1: as the kind of would be ideally suited for each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they ain't no harm in just meeting the person. Uh,
Speaker 1: you say you're gonna meet her in the park. Yeah,
Speaker 1: seven o'clock tonight. She gonna be looking for me under
Speaker 1: the name of Hernando, and I was gonna be looking
Speaker 1: for her under the name of Juliet Earless almost seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: Juliett ought to be here in a minute, Juliet, where
Speaker 1: is you? At Las? Are gonna meet the person who
Speaker 1: is ideally suited to me? Wait a minute, here comes somebody. Oh,
Speaker 1: I bet it's Julius Juliet. Here he is come to me?
Speaker 1: Is that you Julia John Stavens, Mama. Oh.
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