WEBVTT 1 00:00:04.160 --> 00:00:04.519 Andy. 2 00:00:04.559 --> 00:00:07.000 You know what that music says, Yes, Sir, Amos, that 3 00:00:07.120 --> 00:00:08.880 music say good health to all. 4 00:00:09.039 --> 00:00:10.119 From rex All. 5 00:00:19.320 --> 00:00:22.160 The Amos and Andy Show, written by Joe Connolly, Bob 6 00:00:22.199 --> 00:00:26.760 Moser and Bob Ross, featuring Ernestine Wade, Johnny Lee, Amanda Randolph, Roy, 7 00:00:26.800 --> 00:00:31.079 Glenn Corney, Anderson, Zelda Cleaver, Jeff Alexander's Music Yours, Trulie 8 00:00:31.079 --> 00:00:36.000 Harlow Wilcox and starring Radios all time favorites Freeman Gosden 9 00:00:36.320 --> 00:00:47.920 and Charles Carrall. Amos, Brandy, how do you do, ladies 10 00:00:47.960 --> 00:00:51.520 and gentlemen, This is Freeman Gosden. You know, now's the 11 00:00:51.560 --> 00:00:53.479 time of the year when people give a lot of 12 00:00:53.520 --> 00:00:56.880 thought to choosing the right kind of vitamin product. And 13 00:00:56.920 --> 00:00:59.920 that's why I want to remind you of rex All Pleniment. 14 00:01:00.840 --> 00:01:05.519 Plenemens are rex All's popular multi vitamin capsules and they're 15 00:01:05.680 --> 00:01:09.879 just about the finest, best balanced vitamin formula you can buy. 16 00:01:10.519 --> 00:01:13.120 I am speaking from experience when I tell you will 17 00:01:13.159 --> 00:01:16.280 be glad you changed to Plenemens. That's p L E 18 00:01:16.439 --> 00:01:18.599 N A M I N S Plenemens. 19 00:01:18.760 --> 00:01:30.439 They're at every rex All drugstore. Well. 20 00:01:30.480 --> 00:01:33.439 In the past week, the subject of romance came up 21 00:01:33.439 --> 00:01:36.599 twice at the home of George Kingfish Stephens and his 22 00:01:36.640 --> 00:01:40.719 wife's Sapphire. The first time was after supper last Wednesday night. 23 00:01:41.280 --> 00:01:43.400 George and Sapphire hadn't been out of the house in 24 00:01:43.439 --> 00:01:46.120 over a month, and when Sapphire came into the living 25 00:01:46.200 --> 00:01:48.799 room and found the Kingfish with his nose in the paper, 26 00:01:49.319 --> 00:01:52.959 she decided to do a little hinting when you'll be. 27 00:01:53.040 --> 00:01:54.439 Your d thing? 28 00:01:54.599 --> 00:01:55.439 Are you d. 29 00:02:00.120 --> 00:02:11.280 Jesus holy mackerel, What in the world was that, George? 30 00:02:11.400 --> 00:02:15.199 I was singing, singing, I ain't here screeching like that 31 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:17.080 since I was over the zoo and the moose sat 32 00:02:17.120 --> 00:02:24.599 down on the porcupine, George, I was only hint, Well, 33 00:02:24.680 --> 00:02:28.560 the next time you will hint hint on key can 34 00:02:28.599 --> 00:02:30.479 get back to the news busy, Oh. 35 00:02:30.400 --> 00:02:33.960 Where's the paper, George's You ever watched the Young Wilson's 36 00:02:33.960 --> 00:02:37.319 that lives across the hall. Yeah, I noticed, Well every 37 00:02:37.400 --> 00:02:40.240 night mister Wilson takes Ms Wilson out dancing, or he 38 00:02:40.319 --> 00:02:42.960 takes Ms. Wilson to the movies, or he takes Ms. 39 00:02:42.960 --> 00:02:46.039 Wilson out to dinner. Why don't you do something like that? 40 00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:48.840 Well, I would, honey, but mister Wilson might punch me 41 00:02:48.879 --> 00:02:49.319 in the noise. 42 00:02:53.360 --> 00:02:56.719 George Stevens, we is both married to the wrong person. 43 00:02:57.479 --> 00:02:59.560 I am the romantic type. 44 00:03:00.120 --> 00:03:02.039 And you as the tight that stays home at your 45 00:03:02.039 --> 00:03:03.120 nose in the newspaper. 46 00:03:04.120 --> 00:03:06.599 Well, I admits that I know Peter lawful. 47 00:03:06.680 --> 00:03:11.039 But what you mean, George, You just don't understand me. 48 00:03:11.599 --> 00:03:14.840 I want to be gay and vivacious. I want to live. 49 00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:18.919 I want romance, Oh, Judge, I want to run through 50 00:03:19.000 --> 00:03:22.479 the night with the wind and the rain in my head. 51 00:03:23.319 --> 00:03:25.159 Well, you go ahead. When you get back, I'll be 52 00:03:25.199 --> 00:03:27.080 waiting here with a hot water bottle and some fluff. 53 00:03:33.039 --> 00:03:36.039 And the second time last week that romance entered the 54 00:03:36.039 --> 00:03:40.199 apartment of George and Sapphire was when Herbert Jackson, a 55 00:03:40.280 --> 00:03:43.199 magazine solicitor, rang the Stevens doorbell. 56 00:03:48.120 --> 00:03:51.800 Hm, I guess there's nobody home. Well, I'll just slip 57 00:03:51.840 --> 00:03:56.479 the sample copy under the door. Eh, there we are 58 00:03:57.159 --> 00:03:59.639 one copy of Forbidden Romances. 59 00:04:09.919 --> 00:04:12.680 Hi, Kingfish, What you're doing down here the large halls 60 00:04:12.680 --> 00:04:14.080 of early Well then there. 61 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:18.120 Let me lock the door here. Now, look Anna, what 62 00:04:18.279 --> 00:04:21.680 I've done. Well, I won't tell you. Look what I 63 00:04:21.680 --> 00:04:25.399 have found up to the apartment. Look at that magazine. 64 00:04:25.480 --> 00:04:30.000 Huh there, look at that forbidden romances. I think at 65 00:04:30.040 --> 00:04:34.399 your age, I was more the popular mechanics type. Oh, 66 00:04:35.560 --> 00:04:37.959 I found this your magazine on the living room floor. 67 00:04:38.439 --> 00:04:40.480 Don't you see what at me? In supphire has been 68 00:04:40.519 --> 00:04:42.759 reading this stuff? Well, there ain't nothing wrong with that, 69 00:04:42.959 --> 00:04:45.680 just a lot of gushy nonsense, I know, any but 70 00:04:45.759 --> 00:04:49.040 it's the implication of the thing. She reading love stories. 71 00:04:49.040 --> 00:04:51.879 And after all, you don't buy a road map unless 72 00:04:51.920 --> 00:04:57.040 you go in someplace. And the last night she was 73 00:04:57.079 --> 00:05:01.040 hollering about how she needs romance, that thinking, and look 74 00:05:01.079 --> 00:05:03.160 at that and kind of stuff she'd been reading, looking 75 00:05:03.160 --> 00:05:06.240 at their Look right there, I found my heart on 76 00:05:06.319 --> 00:05:11.279 a two weeks cruise. Let's see here, say here. 77 00:05:11.439 --> 00:05:15.240 Hernandos stood close to me on the deck Westbourne, words 78 00:05:15.279 --> 00:05:19.199 of romance into my ear as we watched the shimmering 79 00:05:19.519 --> 00:05:23.439 moonlight dancing on the foamy wake of our cruise ship. 80 00:05:24.000 --> 00:05:27.360 The soft tropical moon had a strange odor about it, 81 00:05:27.399 --> 00:05:28.480 that's all a food. 82 00:05:28.600 --> 00:05:35.639 Oh. 83 00:05:35.680 --> 00:05:38.839 I could feel my heart beat above the throbbing of 84 00:05:38.839 --> 00:05:43.879 the engines. Suddenly I felt Hernando's arms steal around my shoulders. 85 00:05:44.439 --> 00:05:48.040 With a gasp, I pulled myself from his embrace and 86 00:05:48.399 --> 00:05:50.240 ran from the deck to my cabin. 87 00:05:51.399 --> 00:05:53.639 Well, there ain't nothing there, Kingfish. You don't run away 88 00:05:53.639 --> 00:05:55.680 from the fella. Yeah, no, any but look over on 89 00:05:55.759 --> 00:05:57.800 the next piece. There's back on the poop deck again, 90 00:05:57.879 --> 00:05:58.279 look at it. 91 00:06:01.519 --> 00:06:04.839 Well, I don't think Sapphire gonna be indrested in no 92 00:06:04.920 --> 00:06:07.759 other man, And hurry saying, no other man gonna be 93 00:06:07.800 --> 00:06:08.720 interrested in Sapphire. 94 00:06:09.879 --> 00:06:11.680 Well, I don't know. And you know how it is 95 00:06:11.720 --> 00:06:17.439 with furniture. Some fellas go in fantiqs. Happhire might be 96 00:06:17.720 --> 00:06:21.839 just moldy enough to appeal to some of them. Boy, yeah, 97 00:06:21.879 --> 00:06:25.879 but this is silly, King Fridge, after all, Sapphire's got you. Well, 98 00:06:25.879 --> 00:06:28.160 then I can't pin too much hopes on, Dad. I 99 00:06:28.199 --> 00:06:31.240 done took stock of myself this morning, you did? Yeah? 100 00:06:31.279 --> 00:06:33.000 When I got up this morning, I took a long 101 00:06:33.040 --> 00:06:36.000 look at myself in the mirror, I tell you, Andy, 102 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:39.519 with my skin to pay and my bloodshot eyes, and 103 00:06:40.120 --> 00:06:42.680 with my sagon garws and that water on my Adam's apple, 104 00:06:43.240 --> 00:06:46.079 I realized that I wasn't exactly no ding dong daddy 105 00:06:46.120 --> 00:06:50.000 from douma sign yea. Well, what you're gonna do about 106 00:06:50.000 --> 00:06:52.000 the situation? King Pridge. But then I got to do 107 00:06:52.120 --> 00:06:54.759 something with south Fire. Reading these magazines, you never know 108 00:06:54.839 --> 00:06:57.839 what this can lead to. If it's romance, he's after 109 00:06:57.879 --> 00:07:01.000 I gonna bring roommans into a life. I gonna be gay, 110 00:07:01.399 --> 00:07:04.240 I gonna beat charming. I gonna be the romantic site 111 00:07:04.279 --> 00:07:07.680 the self I'm looking for you. Oh yeah, and it's 112 00:07:07.720 --> 00:07:10.439 a new deal from yeah En, I gonna shower her 113 00:07:10.519 --> 00:07:13.839 with affection. I gon shower her with love, and understand it, 114 00:07:14.160 --> 00:07:17.519 I gon shower her with romance. Yeah, well, you better 115 00:07:17.560 --> 00:07:19.519 go ease you that kingfish. You're gonna end up with 116 00:07:19.560 --> 00:07:34.680 a water logged wife. Good evening. 117 00:07:35.000 --> 00:07:37.279 This is your rex All Family druggist speaking to you 118 00:07:37.399 --> 00:07:39.720 for the ten thousand independent druggists who have made the 119 00:07:39.759 --> 00:07:42.720 word rex Al part of our own store names. We've 120 00:07:42.720 --> 00:07:45.560 done that because we recommend and sell the two thousand 121 00:07:45.680 --> 00:07:48.240 or more drug products made by the rex Al Drug Company. 122 00:07:48.959 --> 00:07:52.639 Rex All Plenements are a good example. These popular multi 123 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:57.319 vitamin capsules give you eleven important vitamins, including red vitamin 124 00:07:57.360 --> 00:08:02.120 B twelve plus liver concentrate and iron. Yet clenements cost 125 00:08:02.120 --> 00:08:05.720 only pennies per day. Tryplenemens p L E N A 126 00:08:06.079 --> 00:08:10.399 n I n s plenimens. They're at Rexel drug stars everywhere. 127 00:08:20.000 --> 00:08:22.120 Come on, boys, walk with me down to my apartment. 128 00:08:22.160 --> 00:08:26.839 Show Kingfish. He sure has doll up there, new suit, 129 00:08:26.959 --> 00:08:30.120 flower in your buttonhole, and that nice book here flowers 130 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:34.159 you can down. Yeah, you show smell fragrance too, Kingfish, Well, 131 00:08:34.159 --> 00:08:36.200 tell you else. I was shaved. I had to barber 132 00:08:36.240 --> 00:08:39.279 to put everything in the shop on me. I tell you, boys, 133 00:08:39.279 --> 00:08:41.039 I got sents on me that won't come to the 134 00:08:41.080 --> 00:08:46.559 surface for deers. King Fee, says Safire, looking for romance. 135 00:08:46.600 --> 00:08:49.159 He sure looks the part, all right. Oh yeah, boys, uh, 136 00:08:49.879 --> 00:08:51.840 I've been reading all the love stuff out of Food 137 00:08:52.080 --> 00:08:57.320 Forbidden Romance, learning how to beat the romantic type. I 138 00:08:57.399 --> 00:09:00.519 tell you, I walk in there like Hernando and threw 139 00:09:00.639 --> 00:09:04.080 roommance at her from seven different directions. Just what you're 140 00:09:04.080 --> 00:09:06.799 gonna do, King Well, I gonna open the front door 141 00:09:06.840 --> 00:09:09.360 right quick and go down on one knee and hold 142 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:13.799 out the flowers and say lovely flowers for a lovely lady. Yeah. 143 00:09:13.919 --> 00:09:16.559 I see them do that in the ballet once. Then 144 00:09:16.600 --> 00:09:18.720 after that, the gal took a sniff of the roses. 145 00:09:19.039 --> 00:09:21.480 Then the fella took a sniff of the roses. Next 146 00:09:21.480 --> 00:09:23.320 thing I know, the gal jumped twenty feet in the 147 00:09:23.320 --> 00:09:26.399 air and he started whirling around. I always wondered what 148 00:09:26.440 --> 00:09:27.559 they put in them roses. 149 00:09:29.720 --> 00:09:32.919 Well, I don't think these twelve quarter roses is the 150 00:09:33.000 --> 00:09:37.639 jumping kind. Well, here's your apartment, King fees, and good 151 00:09:37.720 --> 00:09:39.960 luck to you with you we saphire. Yeah, I really 152 00:09:39.960 --> 00:09:42.200 hope she'll sweep her off her feet. Well, thank you 153 00:09:42.240 --> 00:09:45.879 for thank you very much to you letter. Oh well, 154 00:09:46.559 --> 00:09:56.759 just do vergbon love romance show spell her the everywhere. Hmm, 155 00:09:56.960 --> 00:10:00.519 here's somebody in the living room, sapphires in there, Well, 156 00:10:00.600 --> 00:10:05.840 here go it. Lovely flowers for lovely lady. Well, this 157 00:10:06.000 --> 00:10:08.279 is a fine condition for you to come crawling home 158 00:10:08.360 --> 00:10:16.120 in Mama, Mama, is you? Where's my sweet dinner? Romantic wife? 159 00:10:16.240 --> 00:10:21.480 She's in the kitchen, clean the fish. 160 00:10:21.519 --> 00:10:23.759 Well, well, come on, get up on your feet. You 161 00:10:23.799 --> 00:10:28.720 want to leave there all evening? Oh, Mama, my back, 162 00:10:28.799 --> 00:10:30.679 my back, my rheumatills them. 163 00:10:31.240 --> 00:10:33.840 I can't move, sad man, come on out here and 164 00:10:33.879 --> 00:10:36.840 help me, old great Man's that pop this saddle again? 165 00:10:46.559 --> 00:10:50.759 Well, lovely dinner, my love. May I see that you 166 00:10:50.799 --> 00:10:54.000 never look more radiant and beautiful than you does? Tonight, George, 167 00:10:54.000 --> 00:11:01.960 your foods getting cold past the fish. Jarge here, mama, honey, 168 00:11:02.200 --> 00:11:05.399 we'll make this our night, and after this charming dinner, 169 00:11:05.519 --> 00:11:09.000 we'll go dancing dancing like two young lovers. 170 00:11:09.039 --> 00:11:13.600 Potatoes please here. 171 00:11:12.080 --> 00:11:17.159 Here's Mama Southard. Tonight it'll be like two gay spirits 172 00:11:17.200 --> 00:11:20.879 waltzing in the wonderland of romance. Why we'll dance till 173 00:11:20.960 --> 00:11:24.320 dawn on a pink cloud, on a pink cloud of 174 00:11:24.600 --> 00:11:29.320 horse Radish, Grandma, will you be good enough to close 175 00:11:29.320 --> 00:11:31.480 your big fires while I being romantic here? 176 00:11:31.960 --> 00:11:34.240 Mama, don't pay no attention to George. You go ahead 177 00:11:34.240 --> 00:11:35.159 and finish your dinner. 178 00:11:35.720 --> 00:11:37.840 Well, I'm gonna finish my dinner too, But while I 179 00:11:37.919 --> 00:11:41.480 eat here, I gonna close my ears to these harsh words. 180 00:11:41.519 --> 00:11:42.960 Why do you better close your mouth too? 181 00:11:43.279 --> 00:11:45.240 You're spilling gravely all over your vest. 182 00:11:50.200 --> 00:11:54.399 Well, what a beautiful and perfect evening there dancing with 183 00:11:54.480 --> 00:11:56.720 you again, my darling, Jorish. 184 00:11:56.720 --> 00:11:58.399 Don't you think me a little too old for this 185 00:11:58.519 --> 00:11:59.200 type of music? 186 00:11:59.480 --> 00:12:02.559 Or not? A honey? This is the music of romance. 187 00:12:03.279 --> 00:12:07.080 Someber one two three, some one two three the one 188 00:12:07.159 --> 00:12:13.279 two three one two, Oh all my back, Oh my back. 189 00:12:13.559 --> 00:12:17.919 I don't slip my desk again. Help hell. 190 00:12:22.879 --> 00:12:25.480 Now, I'll just sit there in that comfortable chair, King Vision, 191 00:12:25.480 --> 00:12:26.360 and take it easy. 192 00:12:26.600 --> 00:12:31.840 Oh yeah, let me sit chill easy. Yeah. I got 193 00:12:31.840 --> 00:12:34.879 out of bed about an hour ago and I managed 194 00:12:34.919 --> 00:12:37.879 to hobble down here to the large horse. Yeah. So 195 00:12:38.039 --> 00:12:41.320 that romantic evening didn't go off too well? Uh no, 196 00:12:41.480 --> 00:12:43.639 And the three of the winners carried me out of 197 00:12:43.679 --> 00:12:48.279 the night club on the tablecloth, and I come home 198 00:12:49.240 --> 00:12:51.159 in the backseat of a taxi cab double up like 199 00:12:51.200 --> 00:12:54.159 a jack knife. And I wound up spending the moon 200 00:12:54.279 --> 00:12:57.919 and channing part of the evening with a chiropractice. Oh 201 00:12:58.000 --> 00:13:00.440 in in my back? Or this this yet? Oh? The 202 00:13:00.679 --> 00:13:04.840 back is really bothering you? Oh yeah, Now, look Anna, 203 00:13:05.679 --> 00:13:08.559 there's nearly lunch time. Here, give me a hand here, 204 00:13:08.919 --> 00:13:11.600 kind of help me back to my apartment, will you. Yeah, 205 00:13:11.600 --> 00:13:12.120 I'll do that. 206 00:13:12.919 --> 00:13:16.039 Well, Kingfish, I guess you just ain't the romantic type 207 00:13:16.120 --> 00:13:17.039 like hernandoist. 208 00:13:17.679 --> 00:13:21.559 Yeah, no sense to me trying to please SPI. Yes, 209 00:13:21.639 --> 00:13:23.879 Sfire gonna have to go through life getting the romance 210 00:13:23.919 --> 00:13:27.559 of the magazine's like forbidden romances. But in spite of that, 211 00:13:27.639 --> 00:13:31.399 I know she gonna stick with me. Well, Kingfish. 212 00:13:31.519 --> 00:13:35.039 Then you convinced Sapphire that she ain't looking for no 213 00:13:35.120 --> 00:13:36.919 Hernando like the gall on the cruise ship. 214 00:13:36.960 --> 00:13:37.360 Is that it? 215 00:13:37.559 --> 00:13:37.639 No? 216 00:13:37.759 --> 00:13:40.519 And when you gets to be Suphire's age, your poop 217 00:13:40.600 --> 00:13:41.440 deck days is over. 218 00:13:41.519 --> 00:13:52.279 Boy, Well won't you sit down, mister Jackson? 219 00:13:52.519 --> 00:13:52.879 Thank you. 220 00:13:53.240 --> 00:13:56.159 I'm sorry I didn't get that sample copy of your magazine. 221 00:13:56.480 --> 00:13:59.320 No, that's funny. I slid it under your door yesterday. 222 00:13:59.600 --> 00:13:59.799 But no. 223 00:13:59.879 --> 00:14:03.159 Man, Well, mister Jackson, I don't think i'd be arrested 224 00:14:03.159 --> 00:14:05.120 in a magazine like Forbidden Romances. 225 00:14:05.240 --> 00:14:08.720 After all, Missus Stevens, I would appreciate you listening to me. 226 00:14:09.240 --> 00:14:11.960 I have a wife and two children. Oh I see, 227 00:14:12.200 --> 00:14:16.039 Missus Stevens, it's a wonderful magazine. I just can't sell 228 00:14:16.080 --> 00:14:19.679 you highly enough on our magazine for Bidden Romances. And 229 00:14:19.799 --> 00:14:23.639 with our introductory offer, you're getting this wonderful magazine for 230 00:14:23.759 --> 00:14:26.840 the entire year for only two dollars and a half. 231 00:14:27.080 --> 00:14:28.080 Missus Stevens, I. 232 00:14:28.159 --> 00:14:32.440 Tell you thank Heanna for helping me up the back 233 00:14:32.480 --> 00:14:38.240 way here. Yeah, these backsteps is easy. In the front way, eh, 234 00:14:38.639 --> 00:14:41.440 just get through the kitchen here. Just let you pass 235 00:14:41.559 --> 00:14:44.200 up this wonderful Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. 236 00:14:44.519 --> 00:14:46.720 Sounded like sofire talking to somebody in the living room. 237 00:14:46.879 --> 00:14:49.200 Yeah, sound like a man's voice too. Yeah, crack the 238 00:14:49.200 --> 00:14:52.080 door and see who it is. Probably just a bill collector. 239 00:14:53.519 --> 00:14:56.039 But how can you turn me down? Think of what 240 00:14:56.120 --> 00:14:59.440 I'm offering you love, romance, adventure. 241 00:15:00.039 --> 00:15:05.279 If that's a bill collector, Hernando must be working for 242 00:15:05.320 --> 00:15:11.480 the gas company. 243 00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:13.360 Hannah, listen to this love talk. You give it a 244 00:15:13.799 --> 00:15:14.240 should he? 245 00:15:14.559 --> 00:15:18.320 Well, it does sound interesting, My dear lady. 246 00:15:18.480 --> 00:15:20.440 You look like a woman who wants to rise above 247 00:15:20.480 --> 00:15:23.799 the humdrum. Think what I'm offering you a chance to 248 00:15:23.919 --> 00:15:27.279 sail into the blue, a chance to rise into the clouds, 249 00:15:27.480 --> 00:15:30.120 a chance to fly far above the commonplace. 250 00:15:30.480 --> 00:15:31.919 Sound like he trying to talk her and to run 251 00:15:31.960 --> 00:15:34.879 away in the airplane. 252 00:15:35.399 --> 00:15:38.679 Well, you do make it sound interesting, and listen to it, 253 00:15:38.799 --> 00:15:40.159 and they can on like the barrel. 254 00:15:40.240 --> 00:15:45.120 Look at it, lady, I implore you don't turn down 255 00:15:45.279 --> 00:15:49.039 this wonderful opportunity. A chance to follow in the footsteps 256 00:15:49.080 --> 00:15:51.320 of the young and heart, a chance to tread the 257 00:15:51.399 --> 00:15:52.799 pathways of happiness. 258 00:15:53.000 --> 00:15:54.480 Now it sounds like you're going to settle for a 259 00:15:54.480 --> 00:15:55.240 walk in the park. 260 00:15:57.519 --> 00:16:01.519 Well, you're very, very persuasive, but let me think it over. 261 00:16:01.919 --> 00:16:03.759 Why don't you come back tomorrow? 262 00:16:04.039 --> 00:16:06.919 Well, very well, missus Stevens. But I know what her 263 00:16:06.960 --> 00:16:07.960 answer is going to be. 264 00:16:09.519 --> 00:16:14.480 Pretty sure of herself. Eddy. That doesn't, that doesn't. I 265 00:16:14.600 --> 00:16:16.879 was leaving that woman for good. Yeah, but she didn't 266 00:16:16.919 --> 00:16:18.960 say she was going to ab scondrel off with him. Well, 267 00:16:18.960 --> 00:16:21.480 I don't care. And my own wife sitting there listening 268 00:16:21.519 --> 00:16:23.600 to a lot of mush talk like that, we are, 269 00:16:23.679 --> 00:16:26.879 Sue Andy. She was looking for romance after all. Oh 270 00:16:27.080 --> 00:16:30.320 but Kingfie, nothing doing and nothing doing. I was leaving 271 00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:33.600 that woman and taking my slip disc with me. Help me, Andy, 272 00:16:33.799 --> 00:16:36.120 help me lip out of her life. I'll give me an. 273 00:16:46.480 --> 00:16:48.879 Now here's a lady with a question for our rex 274 00:16:48.919 --> 00:16:50.559 All family druggist. 275 00:16:51.320 --> 00:16:53.759 So often lately I've heard friends of mine mention that 276 00:16:53.759 --> 00:16:56.559 they've switched to rex Al Asprynton. Is there any particular 277 00:16:56.600 --> 00:16:57.759 reason why. 278 00:16:57.559 --> 00:17:01.519 Well, ma'am, i'd say they've discovered there's no directing aspirin made. 279 00:17:02.120 --> 00:17:04.759 I mean, how quickly the ingredient that binds the aspirin 280 00:17:04.799 --> 00:17:06.559 together in tablet farm will break. 281 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:08.839 Up and let the aspirin do its job exactly. 282 00:17:09.359 --> 00:17:12.400 That's why rex Al scientists developed a binding ingredient so 283 00:17:12.480 --> 00:17:15.279 low in moisture content, it begins to break up the 284 00:17:15.400 --> 00:17:19.200 very second it touches water. This means that when swallowed 285 00:17:19.200 --> 00:17:21.640 with water, the five full grains of pure aspirin and 286 00:17:21.680 --> 00:17:23.640 every rex al tablet are ready to go to work 287 00:17:23.680 --> 00:17:25.359 for you even before they reach your stomach. 288 00:17:25.519 --> 00:17:27.759 No wonder, my friends are switching to rex al. 289 00:17:27.680 --> 00:17:31.119 Aspirin, and no wonder, ten thousand family druggers tell you 290 00:17:31.279 --> 00:17:34.079 can depend on any drug product that bears the name 291 00:17:34.400 --> 00:17:34.880 rex Al. 292 00:17:45.440 --> 00:17:48.079 Well, King Fish, has been two weeks since you left Zapphare, 293 00:17:48.400 --> 00:17:50.839 I know what EN's you never going back to a 294 00:17:51.079 --> 00:17:54.519 no sand and no sighs not. I'm never going back 295 00:17:54.519 --> 00:17:57.119 to that woman. Let her fine room manes if you 296 00:17:57.160 --> 00:17:59.680 want to. That's why I was going in here to 297 00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:02.880 see how gonequin Jay Calhoun. I gonna change my will? 298 00:18:02.960 --> 00:18:05.839 Oh I can't change it. I gonna cut her off 299 00:18:05.880 --> 00:18:10.759 all together. Yeah, you're gonna unbneficiar the gal huh, come on, 300 00:18:10.920 --> 00:18:14.480 let's get on in here, Okay? Well, Hi that Calhoun? 301 00:18:14.720 --> 00:18:18.200 Hello Calhoun? Hey Calhoun? Is your business? Is our business? 302 00:18:18.920 --> 00:18:20.960 How did you come in here and ask me? Is 303 00:18:21.039 --> 00:18:21.599 our business? 304 00:18:23.880 --> 00:18:26.640 A man who is sought out by the biggest businessman 305 00:18:26.720 --> 00:18:29.559 in this city, a man who is consulted by some 306 00:18:29.640 --> 00:18:32.720 of the biggest political leaders in this community, a man 307 00:18:32.799 --> 00:18:37.559 who's influential friends number in the hundred. With all them connections, 308 00:18:37.599 --> 00:18:38.799 you think i'd be doing something. 309 00:18:41.839 --> 00:18:45.400 Yeah, well, Calhoun, the Kingfish want to see you about 310 00:18:45.440 --> 00:18:46.039 something important. 311 00:18:46.039 --> 00:18:49.200 Shure, what's up? King Now Calhoun, I gonna lay it 312 00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:52.880 right before you here, boy, Calhoun, listen to this. I 313 00:18:53.200 --> 00:18:57.000 has done left my wife and well, uh, I has 314 00:18:57.119 --> 00:19:01.160 got some worldly possessions, and what I want is can 315 00:19:01.240 --> 00:19:06.440 I change my will and leave everything to myself? Well, 316 00:19:06.680 --> 00:19:09.480 now that can be a rain good. So you're done 317 00:19:09.599 --> 00:19:10.319 left south Fire. 318 00:19:10.440 --> 00:19:10.599 Huh. 319 00:19:11.599 --> 00:19:14.160 Look, don't you miss her after twenty two years? 320 00:19:14.880 --> 00:19:17.160 Yeah, Well, to tell you the truth, Fia has been 321 00:19:17.200 --> 00:19:20.920 pretty lonesome in the past few weeks. I just gotta 322 00:19:20.920 --> 00:19:23.319 get out doing, make some new friends and get some 323 00:19:23.440 --> 00:19:24.720 new interests. That's what I gotta do. 324 00:19:25.240 --> 00:19:28.079 Well, for a fellow like you, Kingfish, the best way 325 00:19:28.160 --> 00:19:30.119 to make new friends is to one of them. 326 00:19:30.200 --> 00:19:34.880 Get acquainted clubs. Yeah, yeah, you done hit on something there, 327 00:19:35.720 --> 00:19:38.640 get acquainted clubs. Does you know any good ones, Calhoun? 328 00:19:38.839 --> 00:19:41.559 Well, yeah, there's a very high tight club that's run 329 00:19:41.680 --> 00:19:43.079 by mincing mister Thorndyke. 330 00:19:43.119 --> 00:19:46.039 It's over on the Parkway. Oh yeah, I don't hear 331 00:19:46.079 --> 00:19:49.039 about that one. It's real high class. Yeah, you gotta 332 00:19:49.079 --> 00:19:52.039 be interviewed and everythink. Yeah, that's what I gonna do. 333 00:19:52.720 --> 00:19:54.960 I going over to that thorn Dyke, get acquainted club. 334 00:19:55.359 --> 00:19:57.480 I'll make a new life for myself. Yeah, that's the 335 00:19:57.519 --> 00:19:59.920 thing to do, alright, Kingfish. You know Calhoun and you 336 00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:03.480 who was lucky never getting in these domestic squabbles. How 337 00:20:03.559 --> 00:20:06.720 come you never got married? Yeah? Call didn't you never 338 00:20:06.799 --> 00:20:07.759 have no gallant nothing? 339 00:20:07.960 --> 00:20:11.079 Oh yeah, boys, I had a girl one that is 340 00:20:11.200 --> 00:20:11.720 years ago. 341 00:20:12.599 --> 00:20:13.440 Years ago. 342 00:20:14.440 --> 00:20:16.640 Oh, I tell you, boys, I watched the grounds she 343 00:20:16.759 --> 00:20:21.160 walked on. I wasn't to ask you breathe. I worn't 344 00:20:21.279 --> 00:20:22.720 the very something that shone. 345 00:20:22.680 --> 00:20:25.200 Down on him. That was then? How come you never 346 00:20:25.279 --> 00:20:25.640 married her? 347 00:20:25.759 --> 00:20:26.799 I couldn't stand her. 348 00:20:39.319 --> 00:20:42.799 Well, it's been two weeks since he walked out on you. 349 00:20:43.279 --> 00:20:45.920 Oh mama, why would he have done a thing like this? 350 00:20:47.000 --> 00:20:48.960 We should have known something was going on the way 351 00:20:49.039 --> 00:20:53.039 he was acting, bringing your flowers, take can of your dancing. 352 00:20:53.720 --> 00:20:55.960 I should have known something was in the will. What 353 00:20:56.079 --> 00:20:59.839 do you mean, mama? Well, I never told you this, 354 00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:02.359 But now that's how it started with your father. 355 00:21:03.519 --> 00:21:06.240 He came home from the office one night and kissed me. 356 00:21:06.359 --> 00:21:10.039 For the first time in twenty years. Next morning, when 357 00:21:10.039 --> 00:21:12.559 I went out to start the car, the motor blew up. 358 00:21:17.640 --> 00:21:19.480 Oh Mama, what am I gonna do? 359 00:21:20.680 --> 00:21:20.880 Well? 360 00:21:21.079 --> 00:21:24.079 Daughter, you just can't sit around here and mope. You 361 00:21:24.279 --> 00:21:27.720 has got to make new friends and new companions. Now 362 00:21:27.880 --> 00:21:30.720 I've been thinking it over. Daughter. I'm very serious. 363 00:21:31.359 --> 00:21:34.400 You is going to enroll in the thorn Dyke Get 364 00:21:34.480 --> 00:21:35.319 Acquainted Club. 365 00:21:36.680 --> 00:21:38.160 But Mama, I can't do. 366 00:21:38.279 --> 00:21:39.000 Nothing like that. 367 00:21:39.519 --> 00:21:41.920 Why, yes you can, Yes you can, daughter. 368 00:21:42.079 --> 00:21:44.599 Well, I tell you we'll both go down there and enroll. 369 00:21:45.039 --> 00:21:47.279 It'll be a wonderful thing for you. Daughter. 370 00:21:47.880 --> 00:21:50.039 You've been married to old Baldy for twenty. 371 00:21:49.880 --> 00:21:52.920 Two years before this time time you met some human beings. 372 00:21:59.200 --> 00:22:02.400 Well, Manna, this is to get acquainted club, they say 373 00:22:02.440 --> 00:22:04.480 the ways here missus thorn dag go interview men in 374 00:22:04.519 --> 00:22:06.680 a minute. Nice for you to come down here and 375 00:22:06.720 --> 00:22:12.000 give me the mortal support. Oh, don't mention it, don't 376 00:22:12.039 --> 00:22:15.480 messure it. I Oh, here comes somebody. Well, how do 377 00:22:15.559 --> 00:22:15.799 you do. 378 00:22:16.240 --> 00:22:19.279 I'm mister Thorndyke. You wish to see me about joining 379 00:22:19.319 --> 00:22:20.319 our get acquainted club. 380 00:22:20.480 --> 00:22:23.279 Well, just this other judgment here is I don't need 381 00:22:23.359 --> 00:22:25.599 no club. I does most of my getting a quainted 382 00:22:25.599 --> 00:22:26.559 in front of the drug store. 383 00:22:28.200 --> 00:22:31.160 Yeah, ours the one that would like to get acquainted? Ure. 384 00:22:31.400 --> 00:22:34.519 Oh I understand you mean a member of the opposite sex. 385 00:22:35.519 --> 00:22:40.960 Well, well I want to see I want to get acquainted. 386 00:22:41.240 --> 00:22:49.640 But then I don't I mean that is well, mister Stevens. 387 00:22:49.920 --> 00:22:51.240 Ours is a social club. 388 00:22:51.599 --> 00:22:55.240 It's our practice to introduce people with compatible interests. For interest, 389 00:22:55.480 --> 00:22:58.319 for instance, we might start off by introducing you to 390 00:22:58.440 --> 00:23:00.759 some of our male members, men who have the same 391 00:23:00.880 --> 00:23:03.079 cultural tastes and ideas as you had. 392 00:23:03.200 --> 00:23:05.359 Well, now wait a minute, mster, you got him wrong. 393 00:23:05.519 --> 00:23:07.079 He didn't come down here to meet no bums. 394 00:23:15.240 --> 00:23:17.000 Don't pay no attention to my friend here, Melissa. 395 00:23:17.400 --> 00:23:20.039 Well, we'll be glad to help you, but first you'll 396 00:23:20.119 --> 00:23:22.920 have to be thoroughly interviewed before you can qualify as 397 00:23:22.920 --> 00:23:23.279 a member. 398 00:23:23.559 --> 00:23:24.519 I does huh? Yes. 399 00:23:25.000 --> 00:23:27.880 Well, for instance, if a new member is interested in marriage, 400 00:23:28.160 --> 00:23:31.359 he must be interviewed by our psychiatrists, and after several 401 00:23:31.440 --> 00:23:34.359