Speaker 1: I got the flu and COVID vaccine yesterday because they
Speaker 1: came down and like offered it for free, and you know,
Speaker 1: you give me your insurance card, blah blah blah. And
Speaker 1: I'm not anywhere close to an anti vaxxer, but I'm
Speaker 1: also not you know, like I just believe in science.
Speaker 1: But I'm not like crazy political either way. But I
Speaker 1: woke up last night at about two in the morning
Speaker 1: with the chills, and a friend of mine said, well,
Speaker 1: she told me yesterday and she is one of the
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories that it was really kind of interesting to
Speaker 1: me that the elite want to kill all of us
Speaker 1: so they can have the world to themselves. Well, how
Speaker 1: are they going to kill us? Well, with the vaccine.
Speaker 1: They're going to kill us with the vaccine. I said, well,
Speaker 1: they're doing a shitty job because most people do not
Speaker 1: die from the vaccine, and because I think sometimes you
Speaker 1: know that conspiracy theorists failed to take that logical look
Speaker 1: at something and look at it from another way. So
Speaker 1: and then I was talking to Susan last night. I said, okay,
Speaker 1: so if Bill Gates wants to and she says, Bill
Speaker 1: Gates has taken over because Bill Gates is now Big
Speaker 1: Pharma and doesn't do computers anymore. I said, okay, that's interesting,
Speaker 1: and then she said, yeah, they want to kill everybody.
Speaker 2: I said, well, who's going to owe our lawn? Who's
Speaker 2: going to drive food trucks?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: You know they're gonna kill all of us, like measly
Speaker 1: little people. Who's going to mow your lawn or wipe
Speaker 1: your ass when you're in a nursing home. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: well I don't think that people thought about that. And
Speaker 1: so she was very serious, and I like this person
Speaker 1: a lot, but I was just kind of dumbfounded. And
Speaker 1: then I told Susan last night, I said, it's it's
Speaker 1: kind of like one of those things where when people say, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: Big Pharma has the cure for cancer, they just don't
Speaker 1: want to let you know what it is because they
Speaker 1: make more money off a treatment.
Speaker 4: Right, which seems so wild to me, Like what the heck?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean think about it.
Speaker 1: If you are, you know, you're the president of Lily
Speaker 1: Pharmaceuticals and you have the cure for cancer, are you
Speaker 1: really going to let your daughter and millions of innocent
Speaker 1: children die so you can make an extra forty million
Speaker 1: dollars a year. At what point does it become ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I mean, I would not let people die so I
Speaker 1: could make, you know, ten thousand dollars a year. I
Speaker 1: don't think that I would let people die and keep
Speaker 1: cancer drugs a secret, cures a treatment, even if I
Speaker 1: had all the money in the world. I told Susan,
Speaker 1: I said, so, if I had a chance to own
Speaker 1: Colorado and it's my personal backyard by playground, all I
Speaker 1: had to do was kill everybody in Colorado, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 4: No, because the laurels and ethical.
Speaker 2: Well, how could you live with yourself?
Speaker 1: And so I think that, I mean, if you are
Speaker 1: Jenny just walked in. We're talking about conspiracy theories and
Speaker 1: the vaccine and how the vaccine is going to kill everybody,
Speaker 1: and I just don't believe. I'm not a conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: kind of a person. But I know, as I say this,
Speaker 1: there will be someone listening, a wonderful, kind person who
Speaker 1: really and this person also is wonderful and kind, but
Speaker 1: they went down the TikTok rabbit hole and she's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got to do your research.
Speaker 4: God wish I hate that.
Speaker 3: But like, also, the whole thing where yeah, they're trying
Speaker 3: to kill us, or they're killing us because treatment is
Speaker 3: going to make the millions of money. Well, if you
Speaker 3: cured cancer, though, or you know, cured COVID and it
Speaker 3: never existed again, once you want your name on that cure.
Speaker 3: I'd rather have my name on the cure rather than
Speaker 3: my name on a treatment.
Speaker 1: It's a very good point. So all right, let's dive
Speaker 1: in emails and see what we've got. I got to
Speaker 1: click on the right tab and here we go. Don't
Speaker 1: say my name. Dave mentioned the other day that you
Speaker 1: were light on emails, and I love any excuse to
Speaker 1: have you read my ramblings. Let's see how you like it.
Speaker 1: My mother is a Karen, pure and simple. I'm wondering
Speaker 1: if others have this problem with their family members. It
Speaker 1: is a well known thing within our family, and we
Speaker 1: all just kind of sort of WinCE and bear it.
Speaker 1: I've always slipped after extra cash for tips to many
Speaker 1: a hard working service industry employee. I've done the cautious
Speaker 1: arm touch when my mother goes off on one of
Speaker 1: her rants, like okay, Mom, stop trying to say, Mom,
Speaker 1: it's not that big of a deal, or let it go.
Speaker 1: They're just doing their job, and in turn I become
Speaker 1: guilty by association. I hate being out in public with
Speaker 1: her when they're is something that does not meet her expectation.
Speaker 1: She is a boomer. I'm not sure if that matters.
Speaker 1: It has gotten to the point that I fear I
Speaker 1: will see her on a Karen's Getting Owned compilation one.
Speaker 1: She is truly a gym in all other areas. She
Speaker 1: can host an amazing party. She knows how to dance
Speaker 1: and have fun. She would do anything for kids. It
Speaker 1: just seems that all empathy, humanness gets sucked out of
Speaker 1: her body the second she has a bad customer service interaction.
Speaker 1: Do you have anybody in your family like this? If so,
Speaker 1: you've been less of a coward than I haven't called
Speaker 1: them out for the bad behavior. We've all made attempts,
Speaker 1: but nothing seems to help. Thank you for reading. Honestly, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't have any Karens in my family.
Speaker 4: I go ahead, Jenny, you know I was to say.
Speaker 5: The only thing I dealt with was my mom didn't
Speaker 5: believe in masks during COVID, so I had to like.
Speaker 5: She came to visit me, and I said, the rule
Speaker 5: was you got to wear your mask because it was
Speaker 5: like in the heart of COVID, and she would have
Speaker 5: put it on and I'd put it.
Speaker 2: Over under her nose.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's her nose. And she'd walk into a business
Speaker 5: and immediately take it off. And I was so frustrated
Speaker 5: with her because you can have your beliefs whatever you want,
Speaker 5: but like, you have to respect the business's policies and
Speaker 5: that was the policy at the time. That's the only
Speaker 5: time I've had to deal with anything like that before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom, well, my mom and dad they're not
Speaker 3: like Karen's by any means, like they're not going to
Speaker 3: go off on people for like customer service situations. But
Speaker 3: I feel like both of them, as they've gotten older
Speaker 3: in general, have become more crotchety and like crimogeony. Because
Speaker 3: my dad is so negative and will complain about his family.
Speaker 3: He'll complain about me and my sister, like having messy cars, like, oh,
Speaker 3: you know what that's going to lead to your house
Speaker 3: is gonna be a mousy and then you're going to
Speaker 3: be in a giant pile of garbage blah blah blah,
Speaker 3: which is annoying. And then my mom is mostly she's
Speaker 3: just really judgmental about way the way people look. And
Speaker 3: so she'll tell you that like under her hair, clothes,
Speaker 3: your face, yeah, tattoos, anything. So if we're in public,
Speaker 3: like we're at the fair and my mom sees someone
Speaker 3: who's where like who's I don't know, over sixty and
Speaker 3: has long hair, she'll comment on it.
Speaker 4: She'll be like, she's way too old for that hair,
Speaker 4: or be.
Speaker 3: Like, oh that, I can't believe that woman is wearing
Speaker 3: those clothing. Gosh, she's showing so much skin's that's so gross.
Speaker 3: And I'd be like, why do you.
Speaker 4: Care a girl?
Speaker 3: And so I've gotten to the point where I called
Speaker 3: them out on any time that they're being crotchety, because like,
Speaker 3: why does this matter to you?
Speaker 4: Why does this affect you? It shouldn't affect you, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I agree, And I've gotten way more less judgy.
Speaker 1: But I remember one time we were at Maynard's and
Speaker 1: there was a giant woman and I'm just gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and say she was a giant woman and she
Speaker 1: had the whale tail. You know what the whale tail is,
Speaker 1: the thong sticking out of the back of her pants. Sure,
Speaker 1: and we were like, oh my god, and then I
Speaker 1: came back and I talked to This is probably twenty
Speaker 1: years ago, and I came back and I talked about
Speaker 1: it on the air, and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I might have even posted a picture on the website.
Speaker 2: Oh jeez, and said come from the back.
Speaker 1: You can't see her face, and she was probably a
Speaker 1: three hundred pound woman with a thong in a whale tail.
Speaker 1: And I came back and talked about on the air
Speaker 1: about how funny and comical it was and how gross
Speaker 1: it was. And then most people were like, Oh, that's funny,
Speaker 1: that's funny, that's whatever, and a few people were like,
Speaker 1: what does it matter to you? And that kind of
Speaker 1: helped me look at it in another way. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'd be embarrassed if I had like a
Speaker 1: thong sticking out of my big, old fat ass, But
Speaker 1: if she's not embarrassed, then yeah, fuck, who cares.
Speaker 3: I just think sometimes they're inside thoughts, and I feel
Speaker 3: like my mom doesn't have inside thoughts. All of her
Speaker 3: thoughts are outside thoughts, and she will tell you exactly
Speaker 3: what she thinks about the way you look. But then
Speaker 3: I keep trying to remind myself it's probably the culture
Speaker 3: she was brought up with. Because my grandma's a at like
Speaker 3: that too, So it's like, but I wish she just
Speaker 3: wasn't period.
Speaker 1: All right, Hello, my favorite radio crew. Listening to the
Speaker 1: live stream. The other day, I couldn't text in because
Speaker 1: I think I got blocked from texting on accident.
Speaker 2: It's possible some people do.
Speaker 1: I asked Jenny what Jenny asked what animal you would
Speaker 1: like to pet without risk of injury or death? Jenny
Speaker 1: said kangaroo. Well I did petty kangar Wisconsin Dell's. I
Speaker 1: get a huge zoo and they let you get into
Speaker 1: the kangaroo enclosure and you can pet young kangaroos. Most
Speaker 1: are just hanging out, relaxing. Of course, they tell you
Speaker 1: how to appropriately approach and pet them. I even got
Speaker 1: a photo with one. There was a spicy young kangaroo
Speaker 1: that they said to leave alone. I'd like to be
Speaker 1: able to get a pet a tiger. I know basic,
Speaker 1: but being able to pet a forbidden cat would be
Speaker 1: fun for me. If this is worthy of a Dave
Speaker 1: Ryan staff writer sticker, I'd love to get one. You
Speaker 1: got one on the way. Shout out to Secretary Brie,
Speaker 1: who is mailing them out. I also miss texting you
Speaker 1: daily and getting responses back. I love interacting with you.
Speaker 1: I've listened since I got my driver's license fifteen years.
Speaker 1: I'm thirty one. Now I'm engaged to an amazing guy
Speaker 1: and we're set to get married the end of June
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. That is Shyleena in Red Wing. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you got blocked. Some people think
Speaker 1: they have because we don't always respond.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sometimes we just if we get a lot of texts,
Speaker 3: we might just not have the time to respond to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so did he texting? What did she say?
Speaker 5: Her response was to my She said Wisconsin. She said, okay,
Speaker 5: because I feel like I responded to most people yesterday,
Speaker 5: and I feel like I responded to her.
Speaker 3: So maybe there is someone who said zoo at Wisconsin
Speaker 3: Dale's you can pass about the exotic animals like draft
Speaker 3: to kangaroos.
Speaker 2: Did you respond to it?
Speaker 4: No, No, has no response.
Speaker 1: Okay, Shyleena, We're gonna respond to it right now and
Speaker 1: see if you get it.
Speaker 3: Because sometimes might not be Shyleena, This might be somebody else,
Speaker 3: of course.
Speaker 1: Right, But that's what that's my point is, if it's Shyleena,
Speaker 1: she's going to know all of a sudden when she
Speaker 1: gets a text response. Some people will text in once
Speaker 1: in a while and say something really mean or rude
Speaker 1: or whatever, and we just block them because I ain't
Speaker 1: got no time for that.
Speaker 3: I feel like I will respond maybe eventually, but not
Speaker 3: at six point thirty two in the morning, in case
Speaker 3: her phone is on and she's sleeping. You know, I've
Speaker 3: been texting us, Shyleena. Keep texting us. Ask us a
Speaker 3: question on text and maybe we'll see it and respond.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's Miranda, says Daddy Bear and Gang. I've been
Speaker 1: religiously watching the YouTube live streams for the past month
Speaker 1: or so, and notice today the entire channel is now vanished.
Speaker 1: What happened? I apologize if you've addressed this already. I'm
Speaker 1: a few episodes behind on the Minnesota Goodbye. Yesterday, at
Speaker 1: seven o'clock, we went to go because we do live
Speaker 1: video on DRTV, that's what we now call the channel DRTV,
Speaker 1: and it said your channel has been basically blocked, canceled, eradicated, whatever,
Speaker 1: And we're like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: And it said harassment, Jenny, that's what they said.
Speaker 5: We violated their harassment policy is what the email said.
Speaker 1: Which is so bizarre because we've had that channel for
Speaker 1: twenty years. There's so much thousands of hours of content
Speaker 1: on that thing. I mean really thousands from back in
Speaker 1: the Crisco days, Steve days, Lena days. So what's the latest.
Speaker 1: Are we trying to get it back?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I sent it an appeal and right now they said
Speaker 5: it's going to take at least two business days to
Speaker 5: look it over, So I don't imagine we'll hear back
Speaker 5: before Monday as of right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I think we should be able to get
Speaker 1: it back. I think that somebody said it's probably AI
Speaker 1: that went through it and heard a word that maybe
Speaker 1: was on there from years ago and said it was harassing.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like if we said idiot and maybe said, oh,
Speaker 1: you can't say idiot. So thank you guys for keeping
Speaker 1: me company all these years. I grew up in Minnesota,
Speaker 1: been listening since I was eleven or twelve. I'm twenty
Speaker 1: seven now and live in South Carolina, and I still
Speaker 1: keep up with you guys. You're a little slice of
Speaker 1: home for me and I appreciate all you do. Oh
Speaker 1: and happy belated birthday day. Bye from Miranda. Thank you, Miranda. Also,
Speaker 1: I've got to I got to find it here because
Speaker 1: this is important, and I got to find the audio.
Speaker 1: Oh there it is, Okay, I'm tabbing around in my computer.
Speaker 1: Here we Gojanita. Here is one Nita's rent for this week,
Speaker 1: and I think I got to push the right button
Speaker 1: and see how we do. So here comes one Nita's rent.
Speaker 6: Hey, y'all, Hey, it's one Needa here back with this
Speaker 6: week's episode of shit that pisses me off. By the way,
Speaker 6: happy birthday day.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 6: You never let me know if you got your shirt.
Speaker 6: I had got an notification letting me know that it
Speaker 6: was delivered to the station on Monday from Amazon.
Speaker 2: I did get it.
Speaker 6: Send me an email or something to let me know
Speaker 6: that you got it. Okay, So here's my rant for
Speaker 6: the week. Why is it that every time if I
Speaker 6: have an appointment or an interview or anything, and when
Speaker 6: I get there, there's shocked that my name is Juanita.
Speaker 6: So they'll ask my name over the phone, I'll give
Speaker 6: them my name, and then when I get to where
Speaker 6: I'm supposed to go when they say you're Juanita, Yeah,
Speaker 6: who the fuck were you expecting a little Mexican woman. No,
Speaker 6: I'm a black woman named Juanita. Why does that shocking
Speaker 6: to soul? Fucking many people? They act like that a
Speaker 6: black woman can't be nam Juanita fucking pisses me off. Well,
Speaker 6: thanks again for listening to my rants. I'll talk to
Speaker 6: you guys later again. Happy birthday, Dave, Love you guys.
Speaker 2: Bye, love you back. Juanita.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I guess that is, like, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe you would expect maybe an Hispanic woman, but I
Speaker 1: don't think I would.
Speaker 2: Ever bring it up, like, whoa, your name's Juanita.
Speaker 4: You've got to be two king.
Speaker 2: Let's go back to the shirt. I did get the
Speaker 2: shirt yesterday.
Speaker 1: It arrived on Monday, but there's nobody in our building
Speaker 1: to sort mail anymore. They got laid off, so the
Speaker 1: male sits in the mail bin by the elevator for days,
Speaker 1: and then it finally showed up in my mailbox yesterday Thursday.
Speaker 1: So Janita, I love the shirt. It says it's got
Speaker 1: the word around, so big bowld around with a guy
Speaker 1: fucking the word around, so it says fuck around and
Speaker 1: find out. And then it's got an American flag over here.
Speaker 1: Because her and I were both. Juanita said that she
Speaker 1: also if you come and mess with her family at
Speaker 1: her house, you will leave with an extra hole blown
Speaker 1: in your ass because we will shoot you.
Speaker 4: Sure, and that's why the American flag is on the shirt.
Speaker 1: Right, And it's from a Holster company. Sure, but it
Speaker 1: says fuck around and find out. But it doesn't say fuck.
Speaker 1: It's just a guy having sex with the word around. So, Juanita,
Speaker 1: thank you, very clever, love it. Today, I'm not wearing
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear that shirt not tomorrow because I'm gona
Speaker 1: be out to Snap Fitness tomorrow maybe one day next week.
Speaker 2: What does my shirt say today?
Speaker 4: Show up to your appearance at snaps walk around? Can
Speaker 4: you throw this snap? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Your shirt today says sorry, I'm late, I didn't want
Speaker 3: to come, which I.
Speaker 1: Love you guys got it for me yesterday, and I absolutely.
Speaker 2: Feel that way.
Speaker 3: I'd like to point out that on Monday, I was
Speaker 3: wearing a shirt and you made fun of me because
Speaker 3: the sleeves were wrinkly. Your sleeves are hella rinkly today,
Speaker 3: you freaking hypocrite.
Speaker 5: But it doesn't look as aggressive on a black shirt, unfortunately,
Speaker 5: unfortunately not.
Speaker 4: But my shirt was dope, So Dave.
Speaker 1: Let's go on to the next one, says from Rose.
Speaker 1: She says, yesterday the on air topic of eating only
Speaker 1: once a day came up. We talked about this because
Speaker 1: Bruce Springsteen and Chris Martin from Coldplay eat only once
Speaker 1: a day, and so does Naomi Campbell, and they say
Speaker 1: they eat like maybe a little fruit in the morning,
Speaker 1: and then they eat one big meal later and they
Speaker 1: stay healthy and not fat. It involved into a nutrition conversation.
Speaker 1: I want to add my unsolicited opinion. I got to
Speaker 1: agree with Jenny that the brotion of one meal a
Speaker 1: day mad is not wise. Also, it is very much
Speaker 1: what you eat, not how much you eat. Hear me out.
Speaker 1: I've done the Whole thirty twice in the last few
Speaker 1: years and ate so much damn food in the entire
Speaker 1: time and still lost weight. Both times. I was not
Speaker 1: doing the diet for weight loss. It just became such
Speaker 1: a chore to eat as much as I would have
Speaker 1: needed to to not lose weight. It proved to me
Speaker 1: that what we are eating really does matter. What is
Speaker 1: the Whole thirty? Does anybody know that?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's like I feel like it's a lot of it's
Speaker 3: very nutritiony, but I there's so many rules and stuff
Speaker 3: to it the whole thirty, so I wouldn't know exactly
Speaker 3: without looking it up.
Speaker 4: Okay, very nutritiony.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's like vegetables, fruit and kale, or
Speaker 1: whether it's like, you know, like the one diet, the
Speaker 1: Adkins diet where you eat a lot of meat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because.
Speaker 3: Recipes like for every single meal for the whole thirty,
Speaker 3: so you have to like really follow a strict regimen there.
Speaker 1: And she goes on to say, Jinny, I've heard you
Speaker 1: talk more about sugar lately, and I think you'd enjoy
Speaker 1: the book Why We Get Fat. It's a quick read
Speaker 1: about the sugar epidemic. All right, love you all from Emily.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Emily. I'm very lucky. I'm not a sweets person.
Speaker 2: Susan.
Speaker 1: Last night we had sushi for dinner, and then she
Speaker 1: got me like a seven layer bar about the size
Speaker 1: of a wallet. Kay, yeah, so about the size of
Speaker 1: a woman's wallet, so too big for one person. I
Speaker 1: ate it all because I just, you know, like stupidly
Speaker 1: ate a wallet woman's wallet size seven layer bar? So
Speaker 1: good though, it really was good, But I am not
Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't crave sweets. I just don't.
Speaker 5: I you're so lucky because sugar is such an addiction
Speaker 5: in our household. Like between Andrew and I, I think
Speaker 5: I told you guys this. He bought a thirty pack
Speaker 5: of full sized candy bars for Halloween. He's already ate
Speaker 5: like four of them. We don't get many trigger treaters,
Speaker 5: so it'll probably be just fine. But I asked him,
Speaker 5: I said, this is why we don't buy it until
Speaker 5: like the day before, because you can't control yourself. I
Speaker 5: can control myself with certain things, but like I have
Speaker 5: to have a little sweet treat every day. What it
Speaker 5: might be a spoonful of brown sugar, it might be
Speaker 5: a candy bar.
Speaker 4: I just have a spoonful of brown sugar.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I have to have something which means I
Speaker 5: have an addiction.
Speaker 3: Wow day you should try unrelated to your sugar addiction.
Speaker 3: But brown sugar and coffee is very good. Oh, and
Speaker 3: or molasses.
Speaker 4: In coffee is well.
Speaker 3: Really, because that's what we used to do on the
Speaker 3: farm when we wanted to drink coffee but have it
Speaker 3: not taste disgusting, put brown sugar in it.
Speaker 1: Wasn't there a butter coffee trend about six or seven
Speaker 1: years ago, and I think Steve brought it in. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: put butter in your coffee or but he's doing it
Speaker 1: and we tried it and it was gross.
Speaker 4: Oh really, yeah butter? You needed the good salted kin.
Speaker 2: Wasn't the maple kind the maple krind?
Speaker 1: Yeah? This may be the last one. We'll see how
Speaker 1: we're doing yet, it might be the last one. Dave
Speaker 1: mentioned a terrible history podcast, so I'll recommend one. It's
Speaker 1: called American Scandal. They take a moment in history, tell
Speaker 1: the stories if you were in the room. The two seasons,
Speaker 1: I think it might be interested or season six about
Speaker 1: Paola and season sixty four about Boeing and the plane crashes.
Speaker 1: I found it. It's super interesting. I know nothing about planes,
Speaker 1: hurry and down lows. They recently said they're putting old
Speaker 1: season behind a paywall. I know I got things to
Speaker 1: say to Bailey and Jenny too, but I can't remember
Speaker 1: what they were now. I tend to write emails to
Speaker 1: you when I run, and then I forget by the
Speaker 1: time I get home. Anyway, I love you, guys, Sarah.
Speaker 1: I do the same thing. I use the Memo feature
Speaker 1: Voice Memo feature on my Apple Watch, and that helps
Speaker 1: me a lot.
Speaker 2: That is it.
Speaker 1: Send emails to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.