WEBVTT 1 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:21.359 TikTok I think is like this endless rabbit hole of 2 00:00:21.559 --> 00:00:25.120 like talent. To watch people do videos on TikTok I 3 00:00:25.239 --> 00:00:28.719 is just it's so fascinating to me because so many 4 00:00:28.800 --> 00:00:33.240 people are really talented and the idea and then like 5 00:00:33.560 --> 00:00:36.399 learning how to shoot take shots and like clean them 6 00:00:36.479 --> 00:00:39.600 up and things that I took a college course in 7 00:00:40.200 --> 00:00:43.520 and they're getting it done really fast. Right, It's really impressive. 8 00:00:44.280 --> 00:00:46.439 And so I found this guy. He's clearly a comedian 9 00:00:47.280 --> 00:00:49.359 and he I'm assuming this is joke. 10 00:00:49.359 --> 00:00:50.799 I gotta be honest. I didn't dig too deep. 11 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:53.320 But what he's talking about, I think is a really 12 00:00:53.439 --> 00:00:54.359 funny idea. 13 00:00:56.320 --> 00:00:58.880 We'll see what what you guys think. 14 00:00:58.679 --> 00:01:03.719 Okay, important updates to the entry rules for the twenty 15 00:01:03.880 --> 00:01:06.239 twenty five Prettiest Butthole in Michigan. 16 00:01:06.359 --> 00:01:10.439 It is very important you watch this video until the end. 17 00:01:10.640 --> 00:01:15.120 We are currently only looking to see five spoked buttholes 18 00:01:15.280 --> 00:01:18.920 end up. If you have less than five spokes, stay 19 00:01:19.200 --> 00:01:22.879 the home to the lady that wrote in last week 20 00:01:23.000 --> 00:01:26.400 she had three butthole spokes, asking if she was allowed 21 00:01:26.400 --> 00:01:29.719 to compete because she lost most of her butthole spokes 22 00:01:29.840 --> 00:01:34.000 during a freak combine accident. In Stockbridge, Michigan in two 23 00:01:34.079 --> 00:01:36.959 thousand and six. No, we don't want to see you 24 00:01:37.079 --> 00:01:39.439 at this app pageant this year much. 25 00:01:41.760 --> 00:01:45.480 The idea of a butthole contest is so funny to me, 26 00:01:45.680 --> 00:01:48.920 Gil and the idea of hey, it's got to be 27 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:50.799 five spokes or three spokes. 28 00:01:51.159 --> 00:01:52.599 You can't be three spokes, you gotta be five. 29 00:01:53.480 --> 00:01:57.519 I'm just being honest. I don't know how many spokes 30 00:01:57.519 --> 00:02:02.920 I am. And I don't know if I've ever gazed 31 00:02:03.079 --> 00:02:07.920 at a butthole long enough to know how many spokes 32 00:02:09.199 --> 00:02:10.159 other buttholes are. 33 00:02:10.560 --> 00:02:10.759 Yeah. 34 00:02:11.000 --> 00:02:13.080 Yeah, I've stared at a few buttholes of my time, 35 00:02:13.400 --> 00:02:16.960 you know, But I've never counted the spokes, never counted 36 00:02:16.960 --> 00:02:20.599 the spokes, never been like one, two, three, okay, you've 37 00:02:20.599 --> 00:02:25.639 got ten now, never really thought about it. I guess 38 00:02:25.719 --> 00:02:29.840 I'm going to start, though. I've never hunkered over in 39 00:02:29.879 --> 00:02:32.560 front of a mirror and tried to look and count 40 00:02:32.599 --> 00:02:33.479 how many I got. 41 00:02:33.680 --> 00:02:39.199 Yeah, And I don't know the right way. Do I 42 00:02:39.240 --> 00:02:41.879 need to bleach it first? Like, I don't know, I 43 00:02:41.879 --> 00:02:44.439 don't know how to Some of them may be hiding. 44 00:02:44.879 --> 00:02:47.360 Yeah, if you can get through the hair, Yeah, I 45 00:02:47.680 --> 00:02:50.360 think shaving might have a good factor there. 46 00:02:50.400 --> 00:02:50.919 I don't know. 47 00:02:50.960 --> 00:02:52.599 I don't know if you need to get the anal 48 00:02:52.639 --> 00:02:54.080 bleach out where I get. 49 00:02:55.360 --> 00:02:56.319 I mean, because that it's. 50 00:02:56.199 --> 00:02:59.240 Your butthole, if you if you want your butthole to 51 00:02:59.240 --> 00:03:02.599 look good for you, I guess maybe you know, but 52 00:03:02.680 --> 00:03:06.000 I think you'd be able to, you know, at least 53 00:03:06.199 --> 00:03:09.680 count the spokes with with the dirty brown booty hole. 54 00:03:11.199 --> 00:03:13.000 I'm gonna have to gaze at some booty holes to 55 00:03:14.199 --> 00:03:16.280 know how many spokes they have on average. 56 00:03:16.680 --> 00:03:16.879 Yeah. 57 00:03:17.080 --> 00:03:18.479 One of the great things about this job is I 58 00:03:18.520 --> 00:03:21.000 get to google things like how many wrinkles does a 59 00:03:21.039 --> 00:03:21.680 butthole have? 60 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:24.360 That is a good question, and I'm going to put 61 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:27.680 that on the next numbers game next time somebody picks numbers. 62 00:03:29.280 --> 00:03:32.840 The claim that the anis has a specific number of wrinkles, 63 00:03:32.879 --> 00:03:37.039 like thirty five or thirty seven is a popular Internet meme. 64 00:03:37.120 --> 00:03:40.360 There is no scientific basis for this claim, and the 65 00:03:40.439 --> 00:03:42.919 anis does not have a fixed number of wrinkles. 66 00:03:44.520 --> 00:03:46.000 Salvador Dolly quote. 67 00:03:46.080 --> 00:03:48.639 The idea that the anis has a specific number of 68 00:03:48.639 --> 00:03:51.080 wrinkles like thirty four, five or thirty seven, is often 69 00:03:51.159 --> 00:03:55.800 attributed to famous painter Salvador Dolly, but there's no evidence 70 00:03:55.840 --> 00:03:58.919 to support this. The rectum, which is the area before 71 00:03:58.919 --> 00:04:02.319 the anis, does have full but they are called transverse folds, 72 00:04:02.360 --> 00:04:06.800 not wrinkles. Sure, folds are usually three in number, but 73 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:08.599 sometimes a fourth can be found. 74 00:04:09.840 --> 00:04:13.360 Really, so typically all the booty holes have three. Yeah, 75 00:04:13.479 --> 00:04:15.479 here's a great one. Have you ever counted how many 76 00:04:15.520 --> 00:04:16.600 folds your anus has? 77 00:04:17.720 --> 00:04:17.920 No? 78 00:04:18.040 --> 00:04:21.560 Well, if that's the case, then who are these five 79 00:04:21.600 --> 00:04:24.519 spoke buttholes that this guy is like trying to have. 80 00:04:24.399 --> 00:04:27.160 A fuck of competition butthole? 81 00:04:27.240 --> 00:04:30.360 I think a unicorn or an well aged person, right? 82 00:04:31.000 --> 00:04:35.120 Is basically your butthole is as unique as your fingerprint. 83 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:43.639 Yes, of course, yes, we've had a robbery here. You 84 00:04:43.680 --> 00:04:44.639 need to get some prints. 85 00:04:44.879 --> 00:04:48.720 Finger no, but butthole prints. 86 00:04:51.800 --> 00:04:56.240 Yeah, I am fascinated. I'm this has not been this 87 00:04:56.319 --> 00:04:59.240 whole like Salvador Dolly thing of thirty five thirty, so 88 00:04:59.360 --> 00:05:02.199 that has not been on my FYP. Man, I didn't 89 00:05:02.240 --> 00:05:04.959 know anything about it, all right, I. 90 00:05:04.959 --> 00:05:07.920 Guess I'm just gonna have to google butthole pictures. Then 91 00:05:09.000 --> 00:05:10.480 that'll get me what I'm looking for. 92 00:05:10.639 --> 00:05:12.839 Okay, uh, I'll help. 93 00:05:12.920 --> 00:05:15.600 Oh god, but whole pictures? 94 00:05:15.759 --> 00:05:18.560 Yeah, because I just typed in ba hole right, and 95 00:05:18.600 --> 00:05:21.279 it's it's not bringing up much when it comes to 96 00:05:21.319 --> 00:05:24.959 a Google image search. Now you put in butthole pictures. 97 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:27.879 There're a lot of fucking assholes here. Okay, here's a 98 00:05:27.920 --> 00:05:28.279 good one. 99 00:05:28.399 --> 00:05:31.680 Oh where'd she go? God? Damn it? 100 00:05:31.720 --> 00:05:34.399 Okay, I see which which one? 101 00:05:34.480 --> 00:05:34.759 Okay? 102 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:36.600 See, now we're getting into a real problem. Which one 103 00:05:36.639 --> 00:05:41.519 constitute the star the spoke? Okay? Just the big ones. 104 00:05:42.800 --> 00:05:44.720 Yeah, the big lines, the big the big ones, the 105 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:46.240 big spokes. Not all of them. 106 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:49.279 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 107 00:05:49.639 --> 00:05:51.399 I mean I'm just now to six and I'm already 108 00:05:51.480 --> 00:05:52.240 at like seven. 109 00:05:52.519 --> 00:05:56.560 Yeah, this particular person has six of them. 110 00:05:56.720 --> 00:06:01.600 Okay, I I was not aware there were. 111 00:06:01.720 --> 00:06:05.560 So oh, here's a good close up one. 112 00:06:05.759 --> 00:06:09.439 Here we go here, Oh, let me get a gander 113 00:06:09.439 --> 00:06:12.279 at the Oh yeah, see now that that seat, that 114 00:06:12.399 --> 00:06:15.120 lan's the way that it should be, not like, should 115 00:06:15.120 --> 00:06:15.519 be able. 116 00:06:15.399 --> 00:06:27.600 To shoe three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. 117 00:06:27.639 --> 00:06:28.519 Go ahead, I. 118 00:06:28.519 --> 00:06:30.560 Don't thirteen count the ones that aren't connected. 119 00:06:31.600 --> 00:06:34.360 So okay, So for a spoke, there has to be 120 00:06:34.439 --> 00:06:35.560 a clear line. 121 00:06:35.279 --> 00:06:37.360 All the way, all the way and all the way 122 00:06:37.399 --> 00:06:40.439 into the crevice, you know, because I think the other 123 00:06:40.480 --> 00:06:42.639 ones are just that they're just they're just wrinkled. 124 00:06:42.720 --> 00:06:44.439 How far out? Then? What do you mean? 125 00:06:44.680 --> 00:06:47.839 Cause like this one right here, right here is not 126 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:48.480 very long? 127 00:06:48.639 --> 00:06:52.480 Yeah see that's not very defined. I wouldn't count that one. Okay, yeah, 128 00:06:52.519 --> 00:06:54.759 what about this like that? This is kind of not 129 00:06:54.800 --> 00:06:57.279 even quite sure what cove? Yeah, we're not quite sure 130 00:06:57.279 --> 00:06:59.079 what that is. I could have been a skin tag 131 00:06:59.199 --> 00:07:01.639 or something like that that got cut off. But the 132 00:07:01.959 --> 00:07:04.519 ones that you can clearly see this is the butt clip, Like, 133 00:07:04.560 --> 00:07:04.920 what's that? 134 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:05.360 I think? 135 00:07:05.399 --> 00:07:08.560 So it says, it says. According to the Urban Dictionary, 136 00:07:08.759 --> 00:07:14.519 spokes are the creases in your asshole. So according to that, 137 00:07:14.639 --> 00:07:18.120 it would have to be directly around Again, in is 138 00:07:18.160 --> 00:07:20.600 the operative word? Like what does nates in? If I'm 139 00:07:20.639 --> 00:07:23.399 spreading my cheeks apart to show you the inner workings, 140 00:07:23.680 --> 00:07:24.800 we're way passed in. 141 00:07:25.160 --> 00:07:27.000 Yeah, you're you're stretching it out now. 142 00:07:27.120 --> 00:07:32.160 Yeah, uh okay, yeah there's a lot. 143 00:07:32.240 --> 00:07:35.839 We're over thirty for sure. Oh yeah, not every butthole 144 00:07:35.920 --> 00:07:40.600 was created the same. No, No, as you can tell 145 00:07:40.600 --> 00:07:43.759 by these many many pictures, and. 146 00:07:43.720 --> 00:07:46.399 Do they do they? Are they ever like super smooth? 147 00:07:47.240 --> 00:07:51.319 Or like this looks like this lady's got like ninety right, 148 00:07:51.800 --> 00:07:54.319 she looks. She looks like sandpaper. 149 00:07:54.800 --> 00:07:56.160 They haven't been stretched out enough. 150 00:07:56.040 --> 00:08:04.360 Yet, are blown out right? And this one's damn near impossible. 151 00:08:04.399 --> 00:08:07.000 Hold on, where'd you go? This one's damn near impossible 152 00:08:07.040 --> 00:08:08.920 to see what the number like? Look how there's like 153 00:08:09.079 --> 00:08:10.000 not very many at all. 154 00:08:10.079 --> 00:08:13.639 Oh yeah, the more cavernous. That one's that one's been 155 00:08:13.680 --> 00:08:15.959 put to use a few times. 156 00:08:18.120 --> 00:08:19.439 Okay, look look at this one. 157 00:08:20.399 --> 00:08:22.839 See you That one's that one that hasn't been abused. 158 00:08:22.920 --> 00:08:25.199 There's like four. Yeah, you can tell always. 159 00:08:24.959 --> 00:08:26.920 This person taking shits, I have no idea. 160 00:08:27.800 --> 00:08:29.000 They're very small ones. 161 00:08:30.319 --> 00:08:30.800 Rabbits. 162 00:08:32.799 --> 00:08:36.679 Oh that's her nationality, got it? Uh yeah, okay, here 163 00:08:36.679 --> 00:08:40.080 we go. Goddamn. So that's a good look. Look at 164 00:08:40.120 --> 00:08:41.919 my fancy But Hoole's. 165 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:43.080 Something I've never said. That's a good looking buffole. 166 00:08:43.320 --> 00:08:43.919 I've never heard. 167 00:08:45.159 --> 00:08:45.639 I don't know. 168 00:08:47.120 --> 00:08:47.799 I've seen. 169 00:08:47.799 --> 00:08:49.679 I've seen quite a few, and i've seen love of them. Like, 170 00:08:49.720 --> 00:08:52.120 oh my god, that's disgusting. You need to watch that thing, 171 00:08:52.240 --> 00:08:56.320 or holy cow, that that thing is. Get the fuck out, man. 172 00:08:56.480 --> 00:08:57.240 That is gaped. 173 00:08:57.720 --> 00:09:00.240 It almost looks like chewing gum on someone's nip. People 174 00:09:00.320 --> 00:09:03.759 that is experiencing a supernova experience yea. 175 00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:06.600 That's a very tight butthole. You might be able to 176 00:09:06.600 --> 00:09:11.240 get a pinky in there if she'll let you sidebar. 177 00:09:11.360 --> 00:09:13.600 The number of women that just show their asshole on 178 00:09:14.159 --> 00:09:21.720 the internet is wild, yarah, Oh yeah, there's no there's 179 00:09:21.840 --> 00:09:22.279 no way. 180 00:09:22.559 --> 00:09:25.600 This is pretty proud. That's fucking weird. It should not 181 00:09:25.720 --> 00:09:27.320 look like that. That's not okay. 182 00:09:27.440 --> 00:09:31.519 Ship just falls out literally you. 183 00:09:30.480 --> 00:09:31.399 You need help? 184 00:09:34.200 --> 00:09:37.639 Yeah, then I'm telling you. The number of people that 185 00:09:37.960 --> 00:09:40.960 what are you fucking doing? The number of people that 186 00:09:41.039 --> 00:09:47.879 just show I'm on one. The number of people that 187 00:09:48.039 --> 00:09:53.240 just willingly show their butthole, Oh my god, which one 188 00:09:53.279 --> 00:09:54.519 is the butthole. 189 00:09:54.159 --> 00:09:56.279 She's concentrating a lot? 190 00:09:56.519 --> 00:10:00.360 Oh yeah, The number of people that just will nearly 191 00:10:00.399 --> 00:10:01.200 show their butthole. 192 00:10:01.360 --> 00:10:04.080 Yeah, you want to get paid. We're taking pictures here. 193 00:10:04.120 --> 00:10:06.080 You want to get paid. You're gonna spread your cheeks 194 00:10:06.120 --> 00:10:10.159 and show me that asshole and then you can leave. 195 00:10:10.879 --> 00:10:14.159 Maybe this person looks like they're questioning this decision. 196 00:10:15.000 --> 00:10:26.440 Uh right, b B, I don't want to see that. 197 00:10:26.519 --> 00:10:29.320 You don't have to open up the doors to the 198 00:10:29.360 --> 00:10:30.039 Garden of Eden. 199 00:10:30.120 --> 00:10:35.320 It's okay. I don't understand. I don't understand at all. 200 00:10:38.200 --> 00:10:40.679 You need a goddamn trim. What the fuck? 201 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:43.120 Yeah? That god that. 202 00:10:43.679 --> 00:10:46.039 But some people are into that sort of thing. Some 203 00:10:46.080 --> 00:10:46.840 people are into that. 204 00:10:47.519 --> 00:10:50.639 One guy got his head blown up for I don't 205 00:10:50.960 --> 00:10:53.720 like well she probably he probably did in this one too. 206 00:10:54.679 --> 00:10:58.759 I don't like using wet napkins. It's just me, no, man, 207 00:10:59.679 --> 00:11:02.919 keep it just being honest. I had no idea. I mean, 208 00:11:02.960 --> 00:11:05.639 I knew buttholes were all different. That that isn't a 209 00:11:05.799 --> 00:11:07.120 foreign thought process to me. 210 00:11:07.360 --> 00:11:07.799 Uh huh. 211 00:11:07.960 --> 00:11:09.840 But the idea that they have spokes and people are 212 00:11:10.120 --> 00:11:15.360 actually communicating in about the number is crazy. And I 213 00:11:15.360 --> 00:11:17.240 guess I never really thought about It's kind of when 214 00:11:17.240 --> 00:11:19.279 I had the epiphany of how much chicken is out 215 00:11:19.279 --> 00:11:21.759 there to eat, right, and the number of chicken, like 216 00:11:21.759 --> 00:11:23.960 the amount of chicken you would need to produce to 217 00:11:24.000 --> 00:11:26.759 have chicken sandwiches and fried chicken and all these things. 218 00:11:26.799 --> 00:11:30.200 It's insane, the amount of chicken we produce as a country. 219 00:11:30.240 --> 00:11:32.080 I'm having that same feeling about the number of people 220 00:11:32.080 --> 00:11:32.720 that have shown. 221 00:11:32.480 --> 00:11:34.480 Their butthole, right, Yeah, that's fair. 222 00:11:34.600 --> 00:11:37.720 It's an You think it's not a lot, and then 223 00:11:37.799 --> 00:11:39.600 you went and googling it's in the millions. 224 00:11:39.679 --> 00:11:41.000 Uh huh. And that's your problem. 225 00:11:41.200 --> 00:11:44.279 It's I've never shown my butthole. 226 00:11:44.480 --> 00:11:50.639 To anybody ever, not even a doctor. I mean, I 227 00:11:50.639 --> 00:11:52.759 don't think so at your age, you should be going 228 00:11:52.799 --> 00:11:55.360 to see it. Doctor jellyfinger, right, have you gotten to that? 229 00:11:55.519 --> 00:11:57.039 Have you gotten the prostate exam? 230 00:11:57.279 --> 00:11:57.399 Uh? 231 00:11:57.519 --> 00:11:58.440 Well, let me back up. 232 00:11:59.679 --> 00:12:05.440 I I have had a colonoscopy, so I have there 233 00:12:05.480 --> 00:12:08.600 you go, I haven't. I didn't show them. I was 234 00:12:08.759 --> 00:12:14.200 medically drugged and they did the work. I don't know, 235 00:12:14.799 --> 00:12:16.879 and I don't know how colony works. I don't know 236 00:12:16.879 --> 00:12:20.240 if there's some sort of forcep action or if they 237 00:12:20.360 --> 00:12:23.039 just kind of lube and put the camera in. 238 00:12:24.679 --> 00:12:25.279 Good question. 239 00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:29.200 Now to answer your question about my age and colon 240 00:12:29.440 --> 00:12:34.679 cancer cor rectal cancer surgery checks, I have not had one. 241 00:12:35.360 --> 00:12:37.879 My doctor has not said I need one, and I'm 242 00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:41.000 constate exams. Well, that's the reason they'd stick their finger 243 00:12:41.039 --> 00:12:41.559 in your ass. 244 00:12:41.639 --> 00:12:42.480 Yeah, I had. 245 00:12:42.519 --> 00:12:49.279 Now, I do have a freckle inside my eye tumor asshole. 246 00:12:51.039 --> 00:12:52.240 Some think it's the same thing. 247 00:12:52.399 --> 00:12:53.480 How do you do that? 248 00:12:53.840 --> 00:13:00.840 And that correlates with uh, prostate cancer? And they found 249 00:13:00.840 --> 00:13:02.360 a connection that people that have freckles in their eyes 250 00:13:02.399 --> 00:13:05.039 have prostates. So they keep on and it correlates with 251 00:13:05.080 --> 00:13:08.440 the size. So the size, the freckle, it whatever, and 252 00:13:08.480 --> 00:13:10.840 so they I get checked for that every year to 253 00:13:10.879 --> 00:13:14.600 see if it's getting bigger. Can you see Can I 254 00:13:14.639 --> 00:13:18.360 see it like anyone without? No, you need the Yeah, 255 00:13:18.399 --> 00:13:21.200 it's it's right on the like here you need a 256 00:13:21.200 --> 00:13:26.519 special tool. Yeah. So that that's that's kind of been 257 00:13:26.559 --> 00:13:29.480 the like, No, you're good right now, I know the 258 00:13:29.519 --> 00:13:33.360 stat and there's no history of prostate cancer in my family. 259 00:13:33.559 --> 00:13:36.720 Right So there's there's a couple of boxes being checked 260 00:13:36.720 --> 00:13:38.039 on why I don't need to be checked on the 261 00:13:38.039 --> 00:13:40.840 red it makes sense, but at least once every you know, 262 00:13:41.840 --> 00:13:44.120 five ten years, maybe even I don't know, you know, 263 00:13:44.159 --> 00:13:45.200 I don't, I don't know. 264 00:13:45.600 --> 00:13:48.399 They they say that guys in their mid forties and 265 00:13:48.559 --> 00:13:51.919 early fifties should be getting checked. I think it's early 266 00:13:52.000 --> 00:13:55.039 fifties more so than mid forties. I think they, you know, 267 00:13:55.440 --> 00:13:57.679 should should get the prostate exam. 268 00:13:57.720 --> 00:13:58.720 And I get it. 269 00:13:58.720 --> 00:14:00.879 It's weird to have some guy stick is, you know, 270 00:14:01.200 --> 00:14:04.039 finger in your ass, But if that's the only. 271 00:14:03.879 --> 00:14:05.639 Way they can do it, then that's how it's got 272 00:14:05.679 --> 00:14:06.159 to be done. 273 00:14:06.360 --> 00:14:09.720 High risk forty five very high risk where multiple family 274 00:14:09.720 --> 00:14:12.639 members are early onset forty, you should be tested. 275 00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:13.840 Fifty. 276 00:14:14.840 --> 00:14:18.120 African American men are at a higher risk than other races. Okay, 277 00:14:18.600 --> 00:14:22.200 family history, having a brother, father, or son diagnosed with 278 00:14:22.240 --> 00:14:23.720 prostate cancer, and early. 279 00:14:23.519 --> 00:14:27.639 Age increases risk. Risk increases with age. Yeah. 280 00:14:27.679 --> 00:14:31.279 So since you crossed over this year, you are you 281 00:14:31.320 --> 00:14:35.559 are now in your golden years, right, fifties of golden years? Yeah, sure, 282 00:14:36.120 --> 00:14:39.320 you know you should probably, And I'm surprised you haven't, 283 00:14:39.320 --> 00:14:41.799 to be honest with you, because as much of a 284 00:14:41.879 --> 00:14:44.919 hypochondriac you you are, you know, in a health conscious 285 00:14:44.919 --> 00:14:47.840 that you are, you know, you would think, hey, I'm 286 00:14:47.840 --> 00:14:50.679 gonna go ahead and make disappointment. Now I'm gonna let 287 00:14:50.720 --> 00:14:52.519 him shove a finger or two in my ass. 288 00:14:52.720 --> 00:14:55.879 Now we know where his line is. No, no, no, no, no, 289 00:14:55.919 --> 00:15:00.519 look in my eye. I gotta be honest. I'm I 290 00:15:00.559 --> 00:15:03.440 don't get tests for every single thing out there. So 291 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:05.559 I've always been like a reactionary thing. So when I 292 00:15:05.639 --> 00:15:08.080 had I did my heart checks and scans and all that. 293 00:15:08.120 --> 00:15:12.200 It's because my friend who was my age, a piece 294 00:15:12.240 --> 00:15:16.919 of calcium or plaque dislodged, sliced her main artery, and 295 00:15:16.960 --> 00:15:22.399 she died at forty two. So I was like, shit, 296 00:15:23.919 --> 00:15:26.759 you know what I'm saying, it's reactionary based. I don't 297 00:15:26.759 --> 00:15:30.200 know anybody who's had prostate cancer, not saying it doesn't exist. 298 00:15:31.360 --> 00:15:34.120 Nobody in my family's had it, so it's never been 299 00:15:34.159 --> 00:15:39.600 on the radar. This says that there are one and 300 00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:42.440 eight men two hundred and sixty eight thousand new cases 301 00:15:42.480 --> 00:15:48.000 diagnosed annually, and it prostate cancer most commonly occurs in 302 00:15:48.039 --> 00:15:51.360 people sixty five to seventy four, the average age of 303 00:15:51.360 --> 00:15:56.879 diagnosis being sixty six. So let's do the math on that. 304 00:15:56.879 --> 00:15:59.759 That's sixteen years of somebody sticking their finger in my 305 00:15:59.759 --> 00:16:00.639 ass when they don't need to. 306 00:16:00.919 --> 00:16:04.720 Yeah, but you're never adjust in case because you know, 307 00:16:04.919 --> 00:16:07.799 let's say you know, you're fifty, stick a finger in 308 00:16:07.840 --> 00:16:11.240 your ass. You're like, you're good, all right, you're fifty one, 309 00:16:11.399 --> 00:16:13.919 still good, and you do it. You're all the way 310 00:16:13.960 --> 00:16:15.840 good up until like fifty five, and then all of 311 00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:19.279 a sudden doctors like, whoa wait a minute, right, something 312 00:16:19.320 --> 00:16:22.080 doesn't seem right. At least you caught it before it 313 00:16:22.159 --> 00:16:24.000 got too far off. 314 00:16:24.159 --> 00:16:26.840 One in forty four men will die of prostate cancer, 315 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:29.039 so one in eight get diagnosed. 316 00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:34.320 One in forty four died because it is highly treatable. Now, yeah, 317 00:16:34.480 --> 00:16:36.519 that's something they just touch you out. 318 00:16:36.679 --> 00:16:38.639 Or is that you gotta do the chemo or one. 319 00:16:38.679 --> 00:16:41.519 I'm not sure this says these are signs of prostate cancer. 320 00:16:41.960 --> 00:16:47.360 Difficulty starting or stopping your nation. Yeah, weak are interrupted urineflow, 321 00:16:48.559 --> 00:16:53.600 frequent urination, especially at night, pain or burning during your ination. 322 00:16:54.360 --> 00:16:55.360 And blood in the urine. 323 00:16:55.840 --> 00:16:58.679 Okay, sometimes you even back or hit pain or even 324 00:16:58.879 --> 00:16:59.679 ed can be signed. 325 00:17:00.799 --> 00:17:04.079 I don't pain me. If you're pissing blood. It might 326 00:17:04.119 --> 00:17:05.519 be too far gone by that point. 327 00:17:05.720 --> 00:17:05.839 Yo. 328 00:17:05.880 --> 00:17:09.359 If you're pissing blood, I don't listen. If it's even 329 00:17:09.400 --> 00:17:12.920 a tinge in that direction, I'm like a pissing blood, 330 00:17:13.119 --> 00:17:13.400 I'm not. 331 00:17:14.599 --> 00:17:15.880 It's like coughing up blood. 332 00:17:16.240 --> 00:17:20.000 If blood comes out of anywhere other than my skin, 333 00:17:20.880 --> 00:17:22.839 I'm pretty much losing my shit. 334 00:17:22.920 --> 00:17:25.039 I mean, technically it is coming out of your skin 335 00:17:25.279 --> 00:17:26.599 just you know, it's your dick hole. 336 00:17:27.119 --> 00:17:28.960 But I get what you're saying. 337 00:17:29.000 --> 00:17:31.519 You, Yeah, there should not be. Even when I blow 338 00:17:31.519 --> 00:17:32.599 my nose and there's blood, I'm. 339 00:17:32.440 --> 00:17:34.839 Like, ah shit, all right? Is that? Yeah? 340 00:17:34.559 --> 00:17:37.920 Yeah, not an uncommon thing. I've had bloody noses, right, 341 00:17:38.519 --> 00:17:42.400 sort of a strike to the face, right, right, I'm 342 00:17:42.440 --> 00:17:44.079 gonna be a little like WHOA, I'm gonna have to 343 00:17:44.079 --> 00:17:44.440 watch that. 344 00:17:44.519 --> 00:17:45.599 I want to see what's happening. 345 00:17:45.799 --> 00:17:48.400 Yeah, when I had that sinus infection a couple of 346 00:17:48.440 --> 00:17:51.359 weeks ago, I blew my nose and it came out 347 00:17:51.400 --> 00:17:54.960 a little bread and I was like, Okay, we'll continue 348 00:17:54.960 --> 00:17:56.880 to blow and if it continues to come out of red, 349 00:17:56.920 --> 00:17:58.480 then we may worry about it. 350 00:17:58.519 --> 00:18:01.880 But it didn't. It was fine. It was fine. 351 00:18:02.640 --> 00:18:07.039 The removal of the prostate, gland and surrounding tissues, that's 352 00:18:07.079 --> 00:18:11.880 what happens in the surgery. You get a prostadaectomy prostateectomy, 353 00:18:12.000 --> 00:18:12.920 so they just cut. 354 00:18:12.759 --> 00:18:14.000 It out of you. 355 00:18:13.720 --> 00:18:16.519 If you've got the cancer in there, you don't have 356 00:18:16.559 --> 00:18:17.559 to have your prostate. 357 00:18:17.839 --> 00:18:21.000 They can do radical which is everything in the kitchen sink, 358 00:18:21.720 --> 00:18:26.440 partial where they remove only a portion of the prostate, laparoscopy, 359 00:18:27.240 --> 00:18:29.920 a little small incision, and a camera to guide the surgery. 360 00:18:30.240 --> 00:18:33.039 Robotic assisted surgery. That's what I need is a robot 361 00:18:33.039 --> 00:18:36.359 finger in my asshole. Well, this is I don't know. 362 00:18:36.960 --> 00:18:38.039 I don't know where they go in. 363 00:18:38.160 --> 00:18:39.000 Yeah, I don't know either. 364 00:18:39.599 --> 00:18:43.839 Probably you would imagine it'd be like in the stomach area. 365 00:18:44.839 --> 00:18:48.799 You yeah, who, Because everything's just right there. You just 366 00:18:48.880 --> 00:18:50.440 move shit out of the way, and you're like, yeah, 367 00:18:50.440 --> 00:18:51.440 there's the prostate right now. 368 00:18:51.480 --> 00:18:54.880 Okay, surgeons make a decision in the lower abdomen between 369 00:18:54.880 --> 00:18:59.279 the belly button and the pubic bone. Makes sense, so 370 00:18:59.319 --> 00:19:00.920 you don't have to worry about where they go in. 371 00:19:01.599 --> 00:19:02.079 That's good. 372 00:19:04.799 --> 00:19:07.559 Yeah, Okay, feeling better about it, you go go get 373 00:19:07.640 --> 00:19:08.200 checked out now. 374 00:19:11.920 --> 00:19:12.559 I don't listen. 375 00:19:12.640 --> 00:19:13.799 I don't think you have to do it right at 376 00:19:13.799 --> 00:19:14.839 fucking fifty. 377 00:19:14.680 --> 00:19:16.720 No, no, no, why do today which you could put 378 00:19:16.759 --> 00:19:17.480 off till tomorrow. 379 00:19:17.559 --> 00:19:22.039 No, I'm four years, four months in Listen of the 380 00:19:22.039 --> 00:19:23.960 things that I'm worried about in my life that can 381 00:19:24.079 --> 00:19:27.799 kill me. I'm just being honest. I'm aware it's out 382 00:19:27.839 --> 00:19:30.079 there prostates. Cancer is not one of them. 383 00:19:30.119 --> 00:19:30.599 That's fair. 384 00:19:30.920 --> 00:19:33.960 Like you said, you're still fairly young. Same reason I 385 00:19:33.960 --> 00:19:36.119 haven't got checked yet. I'm forty four. I don't need to. 386 00:19:36.559 --> 00:19:38.640 I got six more years until I gotta worry about it. 387 00:19:39.079 --> 00:19:41.160 But I know at some point in time, I'm gonna 388 00:19:41.200 --> 00:19:43.160 have to go to a doctor and be like, hey, doctor, 389 00:19:44.000 --> 00:19:47.319 put your finger in my ass, please please, if you 390 00:19:47.359 --> 00:19:50.279 don't mind, why are both hands on my shoulder? 391 00:19:50.359 --> 00:19:50.559 Sir? 392 00:19:52.720 --> 00:19:55.440 Back up? Cancer is one of those things like it's 393 00:19:55.480 --> 00:19:56.920 such a scary word that you hear it and you go, 394 00:19:56.960 --> 00:20:02.720 huh yeah, right, seven hundred and twenty men get breast cancer. 395 00:20:02.759 --> 00:20:07.319 Right, believe it or not. It's not just for women. Yeah. Yeah. 396 00:20:08.079 --> 00:20:10.279 So if you don't ever go to the doctor, then 397 00:20:10.319 --> 00:20:12.079 you don't ever find out you got cancer, then you 398 00:20:12.119 --> 00:20:13.119 never really had cancer. 399 00:20:14.279 --> 00:20:17.000 Right, it's only that you find out. Right, how many 400 00:20:17.000 --> 00:20:20.480 people died of that stuff before? They didn't even know 401 00:20:20.519 --> 00:20:20.880