Speaker 1: TikTok I think is like this endless rabbit hole of
Speaker 1: like talent. To watch people do videos on TikTok I
Speaker 1: is just it's so fascinating to me because so many
Speaker 1: people are really talented and the idea and then like
Speaker 1: learning how to shoot take shots and like clean them
Speaker 1: up and things that I took a college course in
Speaker 1: and they're getting it done really fast. Right, It's really impressive.
Speaker 1: And so I found this guy. He's clearly a comedian
Speaker 1: and he I'm assuming this is joke.
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest. I didn't dig too deep.
Speaker 1: But what he's talking about, I think is a really
Speaker 1: funny idea.
Speaker 2: We'll see what what you guys think.
Speaker 3: Okay, important updates to the entry rules for the twenty
Speaker 3: twenty five Prettiest Butthole in Michigan.
Speaker 2: It is very important you watch this video until the end.
Speaker 3: We are currently only looking to see five spoked buttholes
Speaker 3: end up. If you have less than five spokes, stay
Speaker 3: the home to the lady that wrote in last week
Speaker 3: she had three butthole spokes, asking if she was allowed
Speaker 3: to compete because she lost most of her butthole spokes
Speaker 3: during a freak combine accident. In Stockbridge, Michigan in two
Speaker 3: thousand and six. No, we don't want to see you
Speaker 3: at this app pageant this year much.
Speaker 1: The idea of a butthole contest is so funny to me,
Speaker 1: Gil and the idea of hey, it's got to be
Speaker 1: five spokes or three spokes.
Speaker 2: You can't be three spokes, you gotta be five.
Speaker 1: I'm just being honest. I don't know how many spokes
Speaker 1: I am. And I don't know if I've ever gazed
Speaker 1: at a butthole long enough to know how many spokes
Speaker 1: other buttholes are.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've stared at a few buttholes of my time,
Speaker 4: you know, But I've never counted the spokes, never counted
Speaker 4: the spokes, never been like one, two, three, okay, you've
Speaker 4: got ten now, never really thought about it. I guess
Speaker 4: I'm going to start, though. I've never hunkered over in
Speaker 4: front of a mirror and tried to look and count
Speaker 4: how many I got.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't know the right way. Do I
Speaker 1: need to bleach it first? Like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know how to Some of them may be hiding.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you can get through the hair, Yeah, I
Speaker 4: think shaving might have a good factor there.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you need to get the anal
Speaker 4: bleach out where I get.
Speaker 2: I mean, because that it's.
Speaker 4: Your butthole, if you if you want your butthole to
Speaker 4: look good for you, I guess maybe you know, but
Speaker 4: I think you'd be able to, you know, at least
Speaker 4: count the spokes with with the dirty brown booty hole.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to gaze at some booty holes to
Speaker 1: know how many spokes they have on average.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: One of the great things about this job is I
Speaker 1: get to google things like how many wrinkles does a
Speaker 1: butthole have?
Speaker 4: That is a good question, and I'm going to put
Speaker 4: that on the next numbers game next time somebody picks numbers.
Speaker 1: The claim that the anis has a specific number of wrinkles,
Speaker 1: like thirty five or thirty seven is a popular Internet meme.
Speaker 1: There is no scientific basis for this claim, and the
Speaker 1: anis does not have a fixed number of wrinkles.
Speaker 2: Salvador Dolly quote.
Speaker 1: The idea that the anis has a specific number of
Speaker 1: wrinkles like thirty four, five or thirty seven, is often
Speaker 1: attributed to famous painter Salvador Dolly, but there's no evidence
Speaker 1: to support this. The rectum, which is the area before
Speaker 1: the anis, does have full but they are called transverse folds,
Speaker 1: not wrinkles. Sure, folds are usually three in number, but
Speaker 1: sometimes a fourth can be found.
Speaker 4: Really, so typically all the booty holes have three. Yeah,
Speaker 4: here's a great one. Have you ever counted how many
Speaker 4: folds your anus has?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Well, if that's the case, then who are these five
Speaker 4: spoke buttholes that this guy is like trying to have.
Speaker 2: A fuck of competition butthole?
Speaker 1: I think a unicorn or an well aged person, right?
Speaker 1: Is basically your butthole is as unique as your fingerprint.
Speaker 2: Yes, of course, yes, we've had a robbery here. You
Speaker 2: need to get some prints.
Speaker 4: Finger no, but butthole prints.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am fascinated. I'm this has not been this
Speaker 1: whole like Salvador Dolly thing of thirty five thirty, so
Speaker 1: that has not been on my FYP. Man, I didn't
Speaker 1: know anything about it, all right, I.
Speaker 4: Guess I'm just gonna have to google butthole pictures. Then
Speaker 4: that'll get me what I'm looking for.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh, I'll help.
Speaker 2: Oh god, but whole pictures?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I just typed in ba hole right, and
Speaker 4: it's it's not bringing up much when it comes to
Speaker 4: a Google image search. Now you put in butthole pictures.
Speaker 4: There're a lot of fucking assholes here. Okay, here's a
Speaker 4: good one.
Speaker 2: Oh where'd she go? God? Damn it?
Speaker 1: Okay, I see which which one?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: See, now we're getting into a real problem. Which one
Speaker 1: constitute the star the spoke? Okay? Just the big ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the big lines, the big the big ones, the
Speaker 2: big spokes. Not all of them.
Speaker 1: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm just now to six and I'm already
Speaker 1: at like seven.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this particular person has six of them.
Speaker 2: Okay, I I was not aware there were.
Speaker 1: So oh, here's a good close up one.
Speaker 4: Here we go here, Oh, let me get a gander
Speaker 4: at the Oh yeah, see now that that seat, that
Speaker 4: lan's the way that it should be, not like, should
Speaker 4: be able.
Speaker 1: To shoe three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, I.
Speaker 2: Don't thirteen count the ones that aren't connected.
Speaker 1: So okay, So for a spoke, there has to be
Speaker 1: a clear line.
Speaker 4: All the way, all the way and all the way
Speaker 4: into the crevice, you know, because I think the other
Speaker 4: ones are just that they're just they're just wrinkled.
Speaker 2: How far out? Then? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Cause like this one right here, right here is not
Speaker 1: very long?
Speaker 4: Yeah see that's not very defined. I wouldn't count that one. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: what about this like that? This is kind of not
Speaker 4: even quite sure what cove? Yeah, we're not quite sure
Speaker 4: what that is. I could have been a skin tag
Speaker 4: or something like that that got cut off. But the
Speaker 4: ones that you can clearly see this is the butt clip, Like,
Speaker 4: what's that?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 1: So it says, it says. According to the Urban Dictionary,
Speaker 1: spokes are the creases in your asshole. So according to that,
Speaker 1: it would have to be directly around Again, in is
Speaker 1: the operative word? Like what does nates in? If I'm
Speaker 1: spreading my cheeks apart to show you the inner workings,
Speaker 1: we're way passed in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're stretching it out now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh okay, yeah there's a lot.
Speaker 4: We're over thirty for sure. Oh yeah, not every butthole
Speaker 4: was created the same. No, No, as you can tell
Speaker 4: by these many many pictures, and.
Speaker 1: Do they do they? Are they ever like super smooth?
Speaker 1: Or like this looks like this lady's got like ninety right,
Speaker 1: she looks. She looks like sandpaper.
Speaker 2: They haven't been stretched out enough.
Speaker 1: Yet, are blown out right? And this one's damn near impossible.
Speaker 1: Hold on, where'd you go? This one's damn near impossible
Speaker 1: to see what the number like? Look how there's like
Speaker 1: not very many at all.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the more cavernous. That one's that one's been
Speaker 4: put to use a few times.
Speaker 1: Okay, look look at this one.
Speaker 2: See you That one's that one that hasn't been abused.
Speaker 2: There's like four. Yeah, you can tell always.
Speaker 1: This person taking shits, I have no idea.
Speaker 2: They're very small ones.
Speaker 1: Rabbits.
Speaker 2: Oh that's her nationality, got it? Uh yeah, okay, here
Speaker 2: we go. Goddamn. So that's a good look. Look at
Speaker 2: my fancy But Hoole's.
Speaker 1: Something I've never said. That's a good looking buffole.
Speaker 2: I've never heard.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've seen.
Speaker 4: I've seen quite a few, and i've seen love of them. Like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, that's disgusting. You need to watch that thing,
Speaker 4: or holy cow, that that thing is. Get the fuck out, man.
Speaker 4: That is gaped.
Speaker 1: It almost looks like chewing gum on someone's nip. People
Speaker 1: that is experiencing a supernova experience yea.
Speaker 4: That's a very tight butthole. You might be able to
Speaker 4: get a pinky in there if she'll let you sidebar.
Speaker 1: The number of women that just show their asshole on
Speaker 1: the internet is wild, yarah, Oh yeah, there's no there's
Speaker 1: no way.
Speaker 2: This is pretty proud. That's fucking weird. It should not
Speaker 2: look like that. That's not okay.
Speaker 4: Ship just falls out literally you.
Speaker 2: You need help?
Speaker 1: Yeah, then I'm telling you. The number of people that
Speaker 1: what are you fucking doing? The number of people that
Speaker 1: just show I'm on one. The number of people that
Speaker 1: just willingly show their butthole, Oh my god, which one
Speaker 1: is the butthole.
Speaker 2: She's concentrating a lot?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, The number of people that just will nearly
Speaker 1: show their butthole.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to get paid. We're taking pictures here.
Speaker 4: You want to get paid. You're gonna spread your cheeks
Speaker 4: and show me that asshole and then you can leave.
Speaker 1: Maybe this person looks like they're questioning this decision.
Speaker 2: Uh right, b B, I don't want to see that.
Speaker 4: You don't have to open up the doors to the
Speaker 4: Garden of Eden.
Speaker 2: It's okay. I don't understand. I don't understand at all.
Speaker 1: You need a goddamn trim. What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That god that.
Speaker 4: But some people are into that sort of thing. Some
Speaker 4: people are into that.
Speaker 1: One guy got his head blown up for I don't
Speaker 1: like well she probably he probably did in this one too.
Speaker 1: I don't like using wet napkins. It's just me, no, man,
Speaker 1: keep it just being honest. I had no idea. I mean,
Speaker 1: I knew buttholes were all different. That that isn't a
Speaker 1: foreign thought process to me.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: But the idea that they have spokes and people are
Speaker 1: actually communicating in about the number is crazy. And I
Speaker 1: guess I never really thought about It's kind of when
Speaker 1: I had the epiphany of how much chicken is out
Speaker 1: there to eat, right, and the number of chicken, like
Speaker 1: the amount of chicken you would need to produce to
Speaker 1: have chicken sandwiches and fried chicken and all these things.
Speaker 1: It's insane, the amount of chicken we produce as a country.
Speaker 1: I'm having that same feeling about the number of people
Speaker 1: that have shown.
Speaker 2: Their butthole, right, Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 1: It's an You think it's not a lot, and then
Speaker 1: you went and googling it's in the millions.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. And that's your problem.
Speaker 1: It's I've never shown my butthole.
Speaker 2: To anybody ever, not even a doctor. I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't think so at your age, you should be going
Speaker 2: to see it. Doctor jellyfinger, right, have you gotten to that?
Speaker 2: Have you gotten the prostate exam?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Well, let me back up.
Speaker 1: I I have had a colonoscopy, so I have there
Speaker 1: you go, I haven't. I didn't show them. I was
Speaker 1: medically drugged and they did the work. I don't know,
Speaker 1: and I don't know how colony works. I don't know
Speaker 1: if there's some sort of forcep action or if they
Speaker 1: just kind of lube and put the camera in.
Speaker 2: Good question.
Speaker 1: Now to answer your question about my age and colon
Speaker 1: cancer cor rectal cancer surgery checks, I have not had one.
Speaker 1: My doctor has not said I need one, and I'm
Speaker 1: constate exams. Well, that's the reason they'd stick their finger
Speaker 1: in your ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had.
Speaker 1: Now, I do have a freckle inside my eye tumor asshole.
Speaker 1: Some think it's the same thing.
Speaker 2: How do you do that?
Speaker 1: And that correlates with uh, prostate cancer? And they found
Speaker 1: a connection that people that have freckles in their eyes
Speaker 1: have prostates. So they keep on and it correlates with
Speaker 1: the size. So the size, the freckle, it whatever, and
Speaker 1: so they I get checked for that every year to
Speaker 1: see if it's getting bigger. Can you see Can I
Speaker 1: see it like anyone without? No, you need the Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's right on the like here you need a
Speaker 1: special tool. Yeah. So that that's that's kind of been
Speaker 1: the like, No, you're good right now, I know the
Speaker 1: stat and there's no history of prostate cancer in my family.
Speaker 1: Right So there's there's a couple of boxes being checked
Speaker 1: on why I don't need to be checked on the
Speaker 1: red it makes sense, but at least once every you know,
Speaker 1: five ten years, maybe even I don't know, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 4: They they say that guys in their mid forties and
Speaker 4: early fifties should be getting checked. I think it's early
Speaker 4: fifties more so than mid forties. I think they, you know,
Speaker 4: should should get the prostate exam.
Speaker 2: And I get it.
Speaker 4: It's weird to have some guy stick is, you know,
Speaker 4: finger in your ass, But if that's the only.
Speaker 2: Way they can do it, then that's how it's got
Speaker 2: to be done.
Speaker 1: High risk forty five very high risk where multiple family
Speaker 1: members are early onset forty, you should be tested.
Speaker 2: Fifty.
Speaker 1: African American men are at a higher risk than other races. Okay,
Speaker 1: family history, having a brother, father, or son diagnosed with
Speaker 1: prostate cancer, and early.
Speaker 2: Age increases risk. Risk increases with age. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So since you crossed over this year, you are you
Speaker 4: are now in your golden years, right, fifties of golden years? Yeah, sure,
Speaker 4: you know you should probably, And I'm surprised you haven't,
Speaker 4: to be honest with you, because as much of a
Speaker 4: hypochondriac you you are, you know, in a health conscious
Speaker 4: that you are, you know, you would think, hey, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go ahead and make disappointment. Now I'm gonna let
Speaker 4: him shove a finger or two in my ass.
Speaker 1: Now we know where his line is. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: look in my eye. I gotta be honest. I'm I
Speaker 1: don't get tests for every single thing out there. So
Speaker 1: I've always been like a reactionary thing. So when I
Speaker 1: had I did my heart checks and scans and all that.
Speaker 1: It's because my friend who was my age, a piece
Speaker 1: of calcium or plaque dislodged, sliced her main artery, and
Speaker 1: she died at forty two. So I was like, shit,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, it's reactionary based. I don't
Speaker 1: know anybody who's had prostate cancer, not saying it doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: Nobody in my family's had it, so it's never been
Speaker 1: on the radar. This says that there are one and
Speaker 1: eight men two hundred and sixty eight thousand new cases
Speaker 1: diagnosed annually, and it prostate cancer most commonly occurs in
Speaker 1: people sixty five to seventy four, the average age of
Speaker 1: diagnosis being sixty six. So let's do the math on that.
Speaker 1: That's sixteen years of somebody sticking their finger in my
Speaker 1: ass when they don't need to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're never adjust in case because you know,
Speaker 4: let's say you know, you're fifty, stick a finger in
Speaker 4: your ass. You're like, you're good, all right, you're fifty one,
Speaker 4: still good, and you do it. You're all the way
Speaker 4: good up until like fifty five, and then all of
Speaker 4: a sudden doctors like, whoa wait a minute, right, something
Speaker 4: doesn't seem right. At least you caught it before it
Speaker 4: got too far off.
Speaker 1: One in forty four men will die of prostate cancer,
Speaker 1: so one in eight get diagnosed.
Speaker 4: One in forty four died because it is highly treatable. Now, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's something they just touch you out.
Speaker 2: Or is that you gotta do the chemo or one.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure this says these are signs of prostate cancer.
Speaker 1: Difficulty starting or stopping your nation. Yeah, weak are interrupted urineflow,
Speaker 1: frequent urination, especially at night, pain or burning during your ination.
Speaker 2: And blood in the urine.
Speaker 1: Okay, sometimes you even back or hit pain or even
Speaker 1: ed can be signed.
Speaker 4: I don't pain me. If you're pissing blood. It might
Speaker 4: be too far gone by that point.
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 1: If you're pissing blood, I don't listen. If it's even
Speaker 1: a tinge in that direction, I'm like a pissing blood,
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: It's like coughing up blood.
Speaker 1: If blood comes out of anywhere other than my skin,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty much losing my shit.
Speaker 4: I mean, technically it is coming out of your skin
Speaker 4: just you know, it's your dick hole.
Speaker 2: But I get what you're saying.
Speaker 1: You, Yeah, there should not be. Even when I blow
Speaker 1: my nose and there's blood, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, ah shit, all right? Is that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, not an uncommon thing. I've had bloody noses, right,
Speaker 1: sort of a strike to the face, right, right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be a little like WHOA, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: watch that.
Speaker 2: I want to see what's happening.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when I had that sinus infection a couple of
Speaker 4: weeks ago, I blew my nose and it came out
Speaker 4: a little bread and I was like, Okay, we'll continue
Speaker 4: to blow and if it continues to come out of red,
Speaker 4: then we may worry about it.
Speaker 2: But it didn't. It was fine. It was fine.
Speaker 1: The removal of the prostate, gland and surrounding tissues, that's
Speaker 1: what happens in the surgery. You get a prostadaectomy prostateectomy,
Speaker 1: so they just cut.
Speaker 2: It out of you.
Speaker 4: If you've got the cancer in there, you don't have
Speaker 4: to have your prostate.
Speaker 1: They can do radical which is everything in the kitchen sink,
Speaker 1: partial where they remove only a portion of the prostate, laparoscopy,
Speaker 1: a little small incision, and a camera to guide the surgery.
Speaker 2: Robotic assisted surgery. That's what I need is a robot
Speaker 2: finger in my asshole. Well, this is I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know where they go in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know either.
Speaker 4: Probably you would imagine it'd be like in the stomach area.
Speaker 4: You yeah, who, Because everything's just right there. You just
Speaker 4: move shit out of the way, and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 4: there's the prostate right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, surgeons make a decision in the lower abdomen between
Speaker 1: the belly button and the pubic bone. Makes sense, so
Speaker 1: you don't have to worry about where they go in.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, feeling better about it, you go go get
Speaker 4: checked out now.
Speaker 2: I don't listen.
Speaker 1: I don't think you have to do it right at
Speaker 1: fucking fifty.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, why do today which you could put
Speaker 4: off till tomorrow.
Speaker 1: No, I'm four years, four months in Listen of the
Speaker 1: things that I'm worried about in my life that can
Speaker 1: kill me. I'm just being honest. I'm aware it's out
Speaker 1: there prostates. Cancer is not one of them.
Speaker 2: That's fair.
Speaker 4: Like you said, you're still fairly young. Same reason I
Speaker 4: haven't got checked yet. I'm forty four. I don't need to.
Speaker 4: I got six more years until I gotta worry about it.
Speaker 4: But I know at some point in time, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: have to go to a doctor and be like, hey, doctor,
Speaker 4: put your finger in my ass, please please, if you
Speaker 4: don't mind, why are both hands on my shoulder?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 1: Back up? Cancer is one of those things like it's
Speaker 1: such a scary word that you hear it and you go,
Speaker 1: huh yeah, right, seven hundred and twenty men get breast cancer.
Speaker 2: Right, believe it or not. It's not just for women. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So if you don't ever go to the doctor, then
Speaker 4: you don't ever find out you got cancer, then you
Speaker 4: never really had cancer.
Speaker 1: Right, it's only that you find out. Right, how many
Speaker 1: people died of that stuff before? They didn't even know
Speaker 1: what it was?
Speaker 2: Right, right? Right?
Speaker 1: Uh? Sixty seven thousand people get pancreatic.
Speaker 4: Cancer, Okay, compared to the prostate right, which what was that?
Speaker 2: What was that number? To remember?
Speaker 1: Uh, two hundred and sixty eight thousand, Yeah, are diagnosed annually,
Speaker 1: not not a million, near a million. That's a completely
Speaker 1: different number. I want to what do you think the
Speaker 1: cancer numbers are? Like, what do you think is the
Speaker 1: most diagnosed cancer? Lindsay, what do you think breast cancer?
Speaker 4: She goes with the breast. I go with what's under
Speaker 4: the breast, and that's gonna your lungs? Lung cancer due
Speaker 4: to the population smoking, How how popular that was until
Speaker 4: like what the last ten years, twenty years maybe even
Speaker 4: And then of course you've got the industry, you know,
Speaker 4: you know, industries to where you're like working in coal
Speaker 4: mines and shit like that, to give the old black laun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or is it leukemia?
Speaker 2: Skin?
Speaker 1: I was gonna go with skin. Cancer was the number
Speaker 1: one uh. In men, the top three most common cancer
Speaker 1: types are prostate yeap, lung any's smoking black lung whatever,
Speaker 1: right right, and colon slash rectum.
Speaker 2: But damn near killed them. Women. It's breast lung, colon
Speaker 2: slash rectum.
Speaker 4: Okay, and that's what Farah Fossa died from, right that,
Speaker 4: but whole cancer.
Speaker 1: She had anus cancer. I believe that's different.
Speaker 4: She got literally dying from a pain in her ass.
Speaker 1: Her spokes were blown.
Speaker 4: Right, If you had a tider butthole, Farah, maybe things
Speaker 4: wouldn't be so.
Speaker 2: Bit what's the difference.
Speaker 1: Anal cancer occurs in the anus at the end of
Speaker 1: the rectum, where the stool leaves the body. Rectal cancer
Speaker 1: develops in the rectum, the last part of the large
Speaker 1: intestine before the anus.
Speaker 2: Gotcha.
Speaker 1: So anus is right, is is the top of the
Speaker 1: exit ramp, right right right, and rectum is the exit ramp.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 4: Then I thought it was I mean, technically it is
Speaker 4: all connected, but I thought it was all the same,
Speaker 4: to be honest with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anus is the last part. Rectum is that little
Speaker 1: dip down here.
Speaker 4: Right, so so so like if you're if you're if
Speaker 4: your rectal cancer grows so far and gets bigger and bigger,
Speaker 4: because that's what cancer does. Doesn't it eventually leave your
Speaker 4: booty hole and like become anus cancer.
Speaker 1: No, because it attaches to the skin.
Speaker 2: Two separate the cancers regardless. Okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Don't think cancers, excuse me, is a passing thing.
Speaker 4: I just figured to keep on growing and growing and girl,
Speaker 4: and the next thing you know, there it is.
Speaker 2: Cancer.
Speaker 1: Here are doing a hemorrhoid?
Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of like a hemorrhoid. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was thinking a lot yesterday about our listeners are
Speaker 1: awesome and like getting here, you get you know, you
Speaker 1: get sat down. You have cancer, but don't worry. We're
Speaker 1: gonna give it the old college. Like whatever the fuck
Speaker 1: they say after that is goddamn waste of time. And
Speaker 1: because you're not hearing it, no, right, and you're holding
Speaker 1: your hands with your partner or whatever, and you're like okay,
Speaker 1: and then what you get in the car and fucking
Speaker 1: go to QT and get a soda.
Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck do you do? That's a very
Speaker 2: good question.
Speaker 1: How do you how do you rationally go about your
Speaker 1: Do you.
Speaker 2: Go back to work? I wouldn't go back to work.
Speaker 1: But you're still a month or two away from getting
Speaker 1: Like I guess, I think you go back to work.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it'd be okay if you didn't. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, oh, no, I wouldn't go back to work
Speaker 1: that day. I'm taking the rest of the day. Why
Speaker 1: but why.
Speaker 4: Just like like Lindsay said, to process what the fuck
Speaker 4: is going on? You just got some pretty heavy news.
Speaker 4: So you're not going home in journaling. No, no, you're
Speaker 4: not gonna journal about it, but you can sit down
Speaker 4: and think about it.
Speaker 2: Well, fuck, I've got.
Speaker 4: Kidney cancer in this case, you know, because that's what
Speaker 4: he said he had or whatever he said to do
Speaker 4: any think about it? Well?
Speaker 2: Fuck, all right, Well what are my options? What can
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 4: At least take that day off, because I think you
Speaker 4: would be highly distracted at work and you wouldn't be
Speaker 4: very productive at work because your brain's thinking about Fuck,
Speaker 4: I just found out I got cancer, So you might
Speaker 4: as well just take the day off, go home, you know,
Speaker 4: grab a fucking six pack or a bottle or something.
Speaker 1: To drink yourself. Just my point, Like, I hear what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Listen, there ain't no fucking right answer. But
Speaker 1: you're obviously gonna have to live with this, yeah, for sure,
Speaker 1: at least for a month or so while they're trying
Speaker 1: to figure out before.
Speaker 2: You can have surgery.
Speaker 1: The most as soon as you can start making it
Speaker 1: a part of your life and getting used to that.
Speaker 1: That's the processing, right, right, rather than like fuck, what
Speaker 1: am I gonna do?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 2: What do I have? Let me fucking google this?
Speaker 4: Maybe so, But it might also calm the nerves a
Speaker 4: little bit to where it's like, all right.
Speaker 2: I thoughts man, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: You just start making up ship, you know, your mind
Speaker 1: just races at that point.
Speaker 2: Maybe so, maybe so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no right answer, there's no take the dot
Speaker 1: down and eat a pizza, go and fucking look at
Speaker 1: the other Who the cares? It hardly matters, right, you
Speaker 1: got cancer?
Speaker 4: So what listen, You get in line, you go sky
Speaker 4: to ivan, you go bull riding, do all those things
Speaker 4: that Tim mcgros said, Right, I don't know, man, Rocky
Speaker 4: Mountain line.
Speaker 1: I feel like if I get diagnosed with a fatal disease,
Speaker 1: I've already lost a lottery.
Speaker 2: I ain't about to play another one.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, that's he may go all right here just
Speaker 1: being an asshole.
Speaker 2: Take him?
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, you want a zip line with no
Speaker 1: uh no safety? Now I'd get the fucking here. God
Speaker 1: damn it. I gave you a warning try and live
Speaker 1: your life better, and you're out there just being reckless
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, of course, why stop now, I've been doing
Speaker 4: it all this time.
Speaker 1: One should take the time to understand how bread cracks
Speaker 1: and how many spikes sorry spokes are in an aus.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: That's how you know you understand life when you can
Speaker 1: name the number of spokes in your partner's butthole.
Speaker 2: I have to go home account now.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could.
Speaker 2: You don't know if you go? Oh you sure you could,
Speaker 2: Sure you could. I listen.
Speaker 1: If my wife is sitting there and I'm looking at
Speaker 1: her butthole, there's high probability.
Speaker 2: We're having sex.
Speaker 1: Well exactly, I'm just saying. I don't mean to use
Speaker 1: that excuse.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, while you're there while you got her
Speaker 2: bent over. Just good. Don't count out wild though she
Speaker 2: might be like, what are you doing? One one spoke?
Speaker 1: Plus I don't know what I'm gonna see. And I
Speaker 1: don't need that scar, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she couldn't, it's too foresty.
Speaker 2: Sure, let me get that razors first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't need We don't need to go get
Speaker 1: the trimmer.
Speaker 2: God damn, that sounds horrible.
Speaker 1: Grow back right, so itchy putting baby powder on my
Speaker 1: butthole because the hairs are growing back so sharp.
Speaker 2: You guys have a great week. Sorry.
Speaker 4: Yeah,