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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology with letch you tako one

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<v Speaker 1>oh one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots right, don't forget. We do have

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<v Speaker 2>a Tuesday ticket takeover happening all day today at one

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<v Speaker 2>oh one one w JRR on Instagram weekend passes for

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Rockville plus a camping pass.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, got your attention there, right, You want to win

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<v Speaker 3>Rockveld tickets. They're going to pick multiple people to win

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<v Speaker 3>these four day passes for Welcome to Rockveld and the

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<v Speaker 3>camping pass at one oh one one w JRR on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>Just get by that and do as the post instructs,

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<v Speaker 2>and you don't have to do it right this second,

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<v Speaker 2>anytime today. Yeah, that'll get you in the running. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>An update on this clown we told you about last month,

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<v Speaker 2>the twenty four year old American YouTuber Mikhail Polkov, who

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<v Speaker 2>was arrested after he decided to unilaterally show up in

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<v Speaker 2>India's Andemon and Nicobar Islands at a specific island that

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<v Speaker 2>is inhabited by the reclusive Sentelanese tribe.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay I was wondering when you were saying all that,

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<v Speaker 3>didn't remember who you're updating on.

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<v Speaker 2>This is that tribe of people who've had really no

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<v Speaker 2>outside contact with anybody in the world for thousands of years,

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<v Speaker 2>and they've just left them be there on this island

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<v Speaker 2>in the Indian Ocean.

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<v Speaker 3>And he had to go there and introduce them to

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<v Speaker 3>foreign objects, everything including a Coca cola.

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<v Speaker 2>Diet coke can, and then he had coconuts, which I

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<v Speaker 2>would have thought that perhaps those were already covered, but

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<v Speaker 2>he did not succeed in making contact with them. However,

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<v Speaker 2>he was spotted headed there and then picked up by

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<v Speaker 2>Indian authorities and arrested. Law prohibits any contact with these folks.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't even want you going within three miles of

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<v Speaker 2>the island.

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<v Speaker 3>And we were hoping that they were cannibals and that

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<v Speaker 3>they'd eat the YouTuber.

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<v Speaker 2>They will. The Indian government says that this group does

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<v Speaker 2>not take kindly to outsiders and they will attack anyone

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<v Speaker 2>who lands on their beaches. So they this dude, this

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<v Speaker 2>dude should be happy that they picked him up. He's

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<v Speaker 2>still in custody and they're going to keep him in custody.

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<v Speaker 2>He looks like they're going to put him on trial.

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<v Speaker 2>He'll have his next appearance coming up on the twenty ninth.

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<v Speaker 4>Good.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate that we're giving him news time, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>because that's all he wants.

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<v Speaker 4>What is he again?

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<v Speaker 2>He's a he's a twenty four year old American YouTuber.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but he also gave himself a title that he

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<v Speaker 3>was like a risk taker YouTuber or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Good.

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<v Speaker 3>How's jail been for the last week? That was a

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<v Speaker 3>great risk to take. Seriously, you kind of alluded to

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<v Speaker 3>the fate. I was really thinking. I was picturing more

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<v Speaker 3>of him on a stick over an open fire, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>being rotated like a pig.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>It would have been great.

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<v Speaker 2>Bunch of dudes with bones through their noses. Standard.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm ready to eat them exactly. That's what Pat

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<v Speaker 3>just said in La Law Talk.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of eating, Chipotle has decided to open a location

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<v Speaker 2>in Mexico. Really, potle Mexican girl is coming to Mexico,

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<v Speaker 2>they plan on. Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>I bet it'll be huge just to get a break

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<v Speaker 4>from because you.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop and think this kind of is how do you

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<v Speaker 2>get your head around this?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like opening an American Chinese food place in China.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling I think they're onto something here.

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<v Speaker 5>Really, I bet if you you know what, instead of

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<v Speaker 5>updating on the kid that we want to get eaten

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<v Speaker 5>by cannibals, the YouTuber give us an update on this

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<v Speaker 5>in about a year after it opens, and I bet.

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<v Speaker 4>You business is booming. I don't know, I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think locals will eat at this or tourists?

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<v Speaker 2>They know there's something comfortable, whether you go to Chipotle both.

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<v Speaker 3>I think both well, because the locals are gonna say,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I'm tired of Grandma's, you know, homemade whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going for this. Yep, you watch.

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<v Speaker 6>That.

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<v Speaker 2>Just I don't know that, just sunds not off. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>we've got another headline of the week contender. Yesterday's was

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<v Speaker 2>pretty solid.

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<v Speaker 3>My daughter just ironically got hired at a Chipotle just

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<v Speaker 3>a week ago. Crazy, Okay, head on in the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know the one yesterday first candidate for the

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<v Speaker 2>week was fairly strong. I think this one's pretty strong

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<v Speaker 2>as well, albeit a little on the gruesome side. God three,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you think? Man allegedly rips stranger's eye out

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<v Speaker 2>and random attack after the victims simply asks this friendly

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<v Speaker 2>for word phrase, yes, how are you doing apparently not

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<v Speaker 2>too well. Rip the dude's wow cee the I out

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<v Speaker 2>of his head. Holy cow.

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<v Speaker 5>H.

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<v Speaker 2>Daniel LANs has been arrested in charge with felony aggravated

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<v Speaker 2>assault after allegedly ripping the complete stranger's eye out in Phoenix.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm never gonna ask people that again. Actually, if he's

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<v Speaker 3>coming in my eye, I'm gonna break his arm because

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<v Speaker 3>you know my defense mechanisms.

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<v Speaker 2>The victim was walking down a Phoenix street near his

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<v Speaker 2>shop at the intersection of Broadway and forty eighth on

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<v Speaker 2>Monday around one one in the morning. Okay, all right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta you gotta keep to yourself at that point.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't engage people. You're so right pat engaging somebody

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<v Speaker 3>I want, I mean, hey, what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Or the head nod? That's it.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't look, keep your eyes semi on them in case

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<v Speaker 3>they're you know, gonna jump you when you walk past them.

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<v Speaker 2>But the suspect, thirty eight year old Daniel Lanks, reportedly

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<v Speaker 2>had just been released from jail in a separate case

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<v Speaker 2>two days prior, then allegedly told the man that he

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<v Speaker 2>would whoop his ass.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you already crew that by ripping his eye

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<v Speaker 3>out your weird Oh man, that's a strong one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's an overreaction.

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<v Speaker 3>At two two six, somebody said, I'm with you, Bob,

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<v Speaker 3>Chipotle is gonna do good in Mexico. Uh, it might

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<v Speaker 3>be like Mexico's McDonald's. And then somebody said, can Red

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<v Speaker 3>meaning Pat Lynch, please make the sound of cannibals eating again, please.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't eating, it was preparing to go.

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<v Speaker 2>That's island Indigenous island people who have had no contact

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<v Speaker 2>with outside world for thousands of years, cooking a twenty

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<v Speaker 2>four year old American YouTube adventurous over a fire. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought it was no Remember.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you that it was translated to I can't

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<v Speaker 3>wait to eat this dude.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what it is. Yeah, Indigenous talk for that's how

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<v Speaker 2>you say.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't wait this dude?

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<v Speaker 2>Right there? All right, you're getting the visual now right.

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<v Speaker 2>Any wait?

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said Taco Bell tried open in a restaurant in

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<v Speaker 3>Mexico lasted about six months. I'm telling you you just

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<v Speaker 3>mark my words. Yes, somebody else Taco Bell already failed Mexico.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think this is gonna appeal to tourists.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean, if you're like as you mentioned earlier.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're a tourist, you're gonna go there, You're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>ah slice of home.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly, but you would think of touristic. I want genuine

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in Mexico.

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<v Speaker 3>When in Mexico, in Mexico, who knows like one in Rome?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? And uh, I know you're gonna want to pinch

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<v Speaker 2>this for your Good News network on Friday. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Eighty three year old Colorado woman has had a lifelong

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<v Speaker 2>dream realized as she was able to take to the

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<v Speaker 2>wheel of a race car and speed at over ninety

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<v Speaker 2>miles an hour around a racetrack outside Colorado Springs, Colorado.

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<v Speaker 2>She's been a lifelong motorsports fan. The eighty three year

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<v Speaker 2>old participated in AARP's wish of a lifetime charity that

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<v Speaker 2>made it happen at the Pike's Peak International Raceway for her.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got some video footage you've heard, just having a

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<v Speaker 2>grand old time and holding.

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<v Speaker 6>The steering wheel and my heart is beating so far,

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<v Speaker 6>and the adrenaline just starts at my feet and just

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<v Speaker 6>goes up and into my arms and into my hands.

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<v Speaker 6>What really attracted me to racing with my brother, his camaraderie,

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<v Speaker 6>with his friends. When they would race, the support, the

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<v Speaker 6>affection of their friendship came right through. Couldn't believe I

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<v Speaker 6>was driving a NASCAR race car on a bonafly track.

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<v Speaker 2>Flashbacks to my own grandmother, who's a bit of a

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<v Speaker 2>lead foot driving her cut was supreme where she damn

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<v Speaker 2>well please.

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<v Speaker 4>I had the same thing my grandma Seal.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember I told her the story where she was speeding

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<v Speaker 3>down the New York Freeway and sped right by Captain Kangaroo.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm, serious, that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Stories more on that on the Jay Facebook page. Can't

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<v Speaker 2>guarantee any Captain Kangaroo sighting.

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<v Speaker 3>So I just got back from a four day trip

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<v Speaker 3>to Puerto Rico and we ate at Longhorn just to

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<v Speaker 3>get that usual food.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Thinking Puerto Rico is a little bit different than that

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<v Speaker 2>play opening in Mexico. We'll see, well sand does

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<v Speaker 1>It's qunchy ur