Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology with letch you tako one
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Speaker 2: An update on this clown we told you about last month,
Speaker 2: the twenty four year old American YouTuber Mikhail Polkov, who
Speaker 2: was arrested after he decided to unilaterally show up in
Speaker 2: India's Andemon and Nicobar Islands at a specific island that
Speaker 2: is inhabited by the reclusive Sentelanese tribe.
Speaker 3: Okay I was wondering when you were saying all that,
Speaker 3: didn't remember who you're updating on.
Speaker 2: This is that tribe of people who've had really no
Speaker 2: outside contact with anybody in the world for thousands of years,
Speaker 2: and they've just left them be there on this island
Speaker 2: in the Indian Ocean.
Speaker 3: And he had to go there and introduce them to
Speaker 3: foreign objects, everything including a Coca cola.
Speaker 2: Diet coke can, and then he had coconuts, which I
Speaker 2: would have thought that perhaps those were already covered, but
Speaker 2: he did not succeed in making contact with them. However,
Speaker 2: he was spotted headed there and then picked up by
Speaker 2: Indian authorities and arrested. Law prohibits any contact with these folks.
Speaker 2: They don't even want you going within three miles of
Speaker 2: the island.
Speaker 3: And we were hoping that they were cannibals and that
Speaker 3: they'd eat the YouTuber.
Speaker 2: They will. The Indian government says that this group does
Speaker 2: not take kindly to outsiders and they will attack anyone
Speaker 2: who lands on their beaches. So they this dude, this
Speaker 2: dude should be happy that they picked him up. He's
Speaker 2: still in custody and they're going to keep him in custody.
Speaker 2: He looks like they're going to put him on trial.
Speaker 2: He'll have his next appearance coming up on the twenty ninth.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 3: I hate that we're giving him news time, you know,
Speaker 3: because that's all he wants.
Speaker 4: What is he again?
Speaker 2: He's a he's a twenty four year old American YouTuber.
Speaker 3: No, but he also gave himself a title that he
Speaker 3: was like a risk taker YouTuber or something.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 3: How's jail been for the last week? That was a
Speaker 3: great risk to take. Seriously, you kind of alluded to
Speaker 3: the fate. I was really thinking. I was picturing more
Speaker 3: of him on a stick over an open fire, Yes,
Speaker 3: being rotated like a pig.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 4: It would have been great.
Speaker 2: Bunch of dudes with bones through their noses. Standard.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm ready to eat them exactly. That's what Pat
Speaker 3: just said in La Law Talk.
Speaker 2: Speaking of eating, Chipotle has decided to open a location
Speaker 2: in Mexico. Really, potle Mexican girl is coming to Mexico,
Speaker 2: they plan on. Uh.
Speaker 4: I bet it'll be huge just to get a break
Speaker 4: from because you.
Speaker 2: Stop and think this kind of is how do you
Speaker 2: get your head around this?
Speaker 3: It's like opening an American Chinese food place in China.
Speaker 3: I'm telling I think they're onto something here.
Speaker 5: Really, I bet if you you know what, instead of
Speaker 5: updating on the kid that we want to get eaten
Speaker 5: by cannibals, the YouTuber give us an update on this
Speaker 5: in about a year after it opens, and I bet.
Speaker 4: You business is booming. I don't know, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: Do you think locals will eat at this or tourists?
Speaker 2: They know there's something comfortable, whether you go to Chipotle both.
Speaker 3: I think both well, because the locals are gonna say,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm tired of Grandma's, you know, homemade whatever.
Speaker 2: I'm going for this. Yep, you watch.
Speaker 6: That.
Speaker 2: Just I don't know that, just sunds not off. All right,
Speaker 2: we've got another headline of the week contender. Yesterday's was
Speaker 2: pretty solid.
Speaker 3: My daughter just ironically got hired at a Chipotle just
Speaker 3: a week ago. Crazy, Okay, head on in the week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know the one yesterday first candidate for the
Speaker 2: week was fairly strong. I think this one's pretty strong
Speaker 2: as well, albeit a little on the gruesome side. God three,
Speaker 2: what do you think? Man allegedly rips stranger's eye out
Speaker 2: and random attack after the victims simply asks this friendly
Speaker 2: for word phrase, yes, how are you doing apparently not
Speaker 2: too well. Rip the dude's wow cee the I out
Speaker 2: of his head. Holy cow.
Speaker 5: H.
Speaker 2: Daniel LANs has been arrested in charge with felony aggravated
Speaker 2: assault after allegedly ripping the complete stranger's eye out in Phoenix.
Speaker 3: I'm never gonna ask people that again. Actually, if he's
Speaker 3: coming in my eye, I'm gonna break his arm because
Speaker 3: you know my defense mechanisms.
Speaker 2: The victim was walking down a Phoenix street near his
Speaker 2: shop at the intersection of Broadway and forty eighth on
Speaker 2: Monday around one one in the morning. Okay, all right, yeah,
Speaker 2: you gotta you gotta keep to yourself at that point.
Speaker 3: You don't engage people. You're so right pat engaging somebody
Speaker 3: I want, I mean, hey, what's up?
Speaker 2: Or the head nod? That's it.
Speaker 3: Don't look, keep your eyes semi on them in case
Speaker 3: they're you know, gonna jump you when you walk past them.
Speaker 2: But the suspect, thirty eight year old Daniel Lanks, reportedly
Speaker 2: had just been released from jail in a separate case
Speaker 2: two days prior, then allegedly told the man that he
Speaker 2: would whoop his ass.
Speaker 3: I think you already crew that by ripping his eye
Speaker 3: out your weird Oh man, that's a strong one.
Speaker 2: That's an overreaction.
Speaker 3: At two two six, somebody said, I'm with you, Bob,
Speaker 3: Chipotle is gonna do good in Mexico. Uh, it might
Speaker 3: be like Mexico's McDonald's. And then somebody said, can Red
Speaker 3: meaning Pat Lynch, please make the sound of cannibals eating again, please.
Speaker 4: It wasn't eating, it was preparing to go.
Speaker 2: That's island Indigenous island people who have had no contact
Speaker 2: with outside world for thousands of years, cooking a twenty
Speaker 2: four year old American YouTube adventurous over a fire. I
Speaker 2: thought it was no Remember.
Speaker 3: I told you that it was translated to I can't
Speaker 3: wait to eat this dude.
Speaker 2: That's what it is. Yeah, Indigenous talk for that's how
Speaker 2: you say.
Speaker 4: I can't wait this dude?
Speaker 2: Right there? All right, you're getting the visual now right.
Speaker 2: Any wait?
Speaker 3: Somebody said Taco Bell tried open in a restaurant in
Speaker 3: Mexico lasted about six months. I'm telling you you just
Speaker 3: mark my words. Yes, somebody else Taco Bell already failed Mexico.
Speaker 2: I just think this is gonna appeal to tourists.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, if you're like as you mentioned earlier.
Speaker 3: If you're a tourist, you're gonna go there, You're gonna
Speaker 3: ah slice of home.
Speaker 2: Exactly, but you would think of touristic. I want genuine
Speaker 2: I'm in Mexico.
Speaker 3: When in Mexico, in Mexico, who knows like one in Rome?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And uh, I know you're gonna want to pinch
Speaker 2: this for your Good News network on Friday. All right.
Speaker 2: Eighty three year old Colorado woman has had a lifelong
Speaker 2: dream realized as she was able to take to the
Speaker 2: wheel of a race car and speed at over ninety
Speaker 2: miles an hour around a racetrack outside Colorado Springs, Colorado.
Speaker 2: She's been a lifelong motorsports fan. The eighty three year
Speaker 2: old participated in AARP's wish of a lifetime charity that
Speaker 2: made it happen at the Pike's Peak International Raceway for her.
Speaker 2: I've got some video footage you've heard, just having a
Speaker 2: grand old time and holding.
Speaker 6: The steering wheel and my heart is beating so far,
Speaker 6: and the adrenaline just starts at my feet and just
Speaker 6: goes up and into my arms and into my hands.
Speaker 6: What really attracted me to racing with my brother, his camaraderie,
Speaker 6: with his friends. When they would race, the support, the
Speaker 6: affection of their friendship came right through. Couldn't believe I
Speaker 6: was driving a NASCAR race car on a bonafly track.
Speaker 2: Flashbacks to my own grandmother, who's a bit of a
Speaker 2: lead foot driving her cut was supreme where she damn
Speaker 2: well please.
Speaker 4: I had the same thing my grandma Seal.
Speaker 3: Remember I told her the story where she was speeding
Speaker 3: down the New York Freeway and sped right by Captain Kangaroo.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, serious, that's true.
Speaker 2: Stories more on that on the Jay Facebook page. Can't
Speaker 2: guarantee any Captain Kangaroo sighting.
Speaker 3: So I just got back from a four day trip
Speaker 3: to Puerto Rico and we ate at Longhorn just to
Speaker 3: get that usual food.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, I'm.
Speaker 2: Thinking Puerto Rico is a little bit different than that
Speaker 2: play opening in Mexico. We'll see, well sand does
Speaker 1: It's qunchy ur