WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.680 --> 00:00:03.359 There is fear these days, fear of a modern day 2 00:00:03.439 --> 00:00:06.679 Jack the Ripper, whose victims are not people but livestock, 3 00:00:06.839 --> 00:00:10.119 who mutilates them cutting out an ear or tongue, or 4 00:00:10.160 --> 00:00:14.679 heart or sex organ with such surgical precision, investigators can't 5 00:00:14.720 --> 00:00:16.199 tell what instrument was used. 6 00:00:16.440 --> 00:00:21.359 The cattle were being killed in mysterious ways, no struggle, 7 00:00:21.679 --> 00:00:22.399 no tracks. 8 00:00:23.640 --> 00:00:26.760 Her tongue was removed. What are they doing with her tongue? 9 00:00:27.800 --> 00:00:33.399 Witnesses claimed UFOs, satanic cults, and secret government experiments were 10 00:00:33.439 --> 00:00:37.280 linked to some of the mutilations. The Missouri farm couple 11 00:00:37.320 --> 00:00:42.039 claimed they witnessed a spacecraft landed a pasture and aliens 12 00:00:42.159 --> 00:00:43.479 operating on a cow. 13 00:00:43.920 --> 00:00:47.399 There's no rhyme or reason for it. Why somebody would 14 00:00:47.439 --> 00:00:49.119 do that to a cow? 15 00:00:51.079 --> 00:00:52.759 Well desire. 16 00:01:22.680 --> 00:01:23.840 Trigger Warren. 17 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:27.439 This podcast may include explicit. 18 00:01:27.000 --> 00:01:29.560 Content that will take you out of your comfort zone 19 00:01:29.680 --> 00:01:31.200 and make you question reality. 20 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:33.560 Listeners, Dixcuestion is advised. 21 00:01:52.680 --> 00:01:58.439 Hello, and welcome back to the show. I got a 22 00:01:58.519 --> 00:02:01.439 pretty interesting topic here for you today. 23 00:02:02.480 --> 00:02:03.480 I got some wine. 24 00:02:03.560 --> 00:02:07.400 I'm drinking wine out of a coffee mug because I'm 25 00:02:07.439 --> 00:02:08.639 super classy like that. 26 00:02:09.680 --> 00:02:11.120 I was just gonna drink it out. 27 00:02:11.000 --> 00:02:15.919 Of the bottle but I thought it's four o'clock on 28 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:19.680 a Wednesday. Let us not drink wine right out of 29 00:02:19.719 --> 00:02:24.520 the bottle. And just in case you're wondering, No, I 30 00:02:24.639 --> 00:02:27.680 don't wear the same fucking shirt every day. I wear 31 00:02:27.680 --> 00:02:31.319 a different shirt and underwear if you care, every single day. 32 00:02:31.919 --> 00:02:35.520 But I wear these baby wraps so I can keep 33 00:02:35.560 --> 00:02:39.280 my baby with me, and I have to wear them 34 00:02:39.479 --> 00:02:40.319 every single day. 35 00:02:40.360 --> 00:02:41.479 I try to change them out. 36 00:02:41.520 --> 00:02:45.479 You know, they get a little milky, little toothpaste dropping 37 00:02:45.560 --> 00:02:49.759 on them, some food stains. So I have three and 38 00:02:49.840 --> 00:02:52.479 I change them out every now and again. But yeah, 39 00:02:53.120 --> 00:02:55.319 makes it look like I wear the same shirt every day, 40 00:02:55.360 --> 00:02:56.599 But I don't. 41 00:02:56.800 --> 00:02:57.199 I do not. 42 00:02:58.680 --> 00:03:03.800 But anyway, Current events, Current events, anybody else but me? 43 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:10.439 Keeping up with Sister Wives. Oh my god, I'm obsessed 44 00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:15.719 with Sister Wives, and I'm waiting for the part two 45 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:19.479 of the wrap up show to drop. I cannot wait. 46 00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:25.520 I thought this last season was so ridiculous. And for 47 00:03:25.599 --> 00:03:28.439 those of you who don't watch Sister Wives, you're not 48 00:03:28.560 --> 00:03:30.080 really missing out on anything. 49 00:03:30.159 --> 00:03:33.000 It's just a show I've kept up with forever long. 50 00:03:33.120 --> 00:03:37.719 I feel like since they started the show on TLC 51 00:03:39.439 --> 00:03:46.439 or whatever, TCL, TLC whatever that channel is, and you know, 52 00:03:46.719 --> 00:03:48.479 I just think it's so fascinating. 53 00:03:48.680 --> 00:03:50.639 I go back and I watch the old. 54 00:03:50.520 --> 00:03:57.520 Seasons, like I can literally see the slow degradation of 55 00:03:57.639 --> 00:04:00.800 their fucking family, and it's just hilarious. It's like, did 56 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:05.800 you really think any polygamous family? It's like, at what 57 00:04:05.960 --> 00:04:09.000 point are you gonna be real with yourself? You cannot 58 00:04:09.039 --> 00:04:13.599 handle four women? Sorry, it was never gonna happen, but 59 00:04:13.759 --> 00:04:17.560 I am so freaking obsessed with that show. But it's 60 00:04:17.600 --> 00:04:22.639 just trash TV. And speaking of trash TLC TV shows, 61 00:04:23.879 --> 00:04:27.759 have you guys seen the fucking thousand pounds Sisters. They 62 00:04:27.800 --> 00:04:31.959 have their whole own fucking show. It's Tammy and what's 63 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:34.160 the other one's name, Ashley or something? 64 00:04:34.639 --> 00:04:35.959 Thousand. I'm googling it. 65 00:04:36.120 --> 00:04:38.399 Thousand pounds sisters? 66 00:04:39.079 --> 00:04:39.480 Amy? 67 00:04:41.120 --> 00:04:41.319 What? 68 00:04:41.759 --> 00:04:42.199 Amy? 69 00:04:42.399 --> 00:04:42.680 Yeah? 70 00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:44.000 Amy and Tammy? 71 00:04:44.399 --> 00:04:44.600 Right. 72 00:04:45.959 --> 00:04:50.079 The most ridiculous shit I've ever seen in my life, 73 00:04:50.879 --> 00:04:56.920 these thousand pounds sisters. And you know, I see little 74 00:04:56.959 --> 00:05:00.879 snippets of it all the time on Facebook, Like why 75 00:05:00.959 --> 00:05:04.439 the fuck they think I want to see that? The one, 76 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:06.879 you know, he's lost all the weight and now she's 77 00:05:06.920 --> 00:05:11.879 got the skin surgery and shit like that. But talk 78 00:05:12.040 --> 00:05:15.560 about trash TV, and it was way funnier when they 79 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:20.360 were both fucking huge shamoo whales. Now that they've lost weight, 80 00:05:20.399 --> 00:05:22.920 they think they're hot shit the one. 81 00:05:23.720 --> 00:05:23.959 You know. 82 00:05:24.040 --> 00:05:24.600 I got to. 83 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:29.439 Thinking about this because Amy, the lesser of the fatties 84 00:05:29.800 --> 00:05:33.360 but still a fatty. She went on this whole thing 85 00:05:33.399 --> 00:05:35.759 about trying to get pregnant, and that's why she wanted 86 00:05:35.800 --> 00:05:40.040 to lose weight. I'm pretty sure, pretty sure she breastfed 87 00:05:40.759 --> 00:05:48.000 with the big old, huge, old dangling titties. And it 88 00:05:48.120 --> 00:05:52.600 occurred to me when I was doing research a long 89 00:05:52.680 --> 00:05:55.360 time ago before I had my baby on like how 90 00:05:55.480 --> 00:05:58.279 beneficial breast milk is and this and that and whatever 91 00:05:58.480 --> 00:06:01.959 for the baby. And I'm not saying this because I'm 92 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:07.839 a scorned breastfeeder, Like my milk just wasn't coming in 93 00:06:07.959 --> 00:06:11.879 good and my baby's on regular formula now, and I'm 94 00:06:11.879 --> 00:06:16.360 not saying this as like a scorned express feeder. But 95 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:24.319 your baby's complete nutrition comes from your own nutrition and 96 00:06:24.519 --> 00:06:30.680 your body. So sometimes I think to myself, like everybody's like, oh, 97 00:06:30.720 --> 00:06:35.000 breast milk is better, breast milk is better, That's not 98 00:06:35.040 --> 00:06:39.160 necessarily true. Your breast milk is one hundred percent dependent 99 00:06:39.399 --> 00:06:45.439 upon your nutrition. So I almost think that my baby's 100 00:06:45.480 --> 00:06:48.720 better off on the form pula because. 101 00:06:49.680 --> 00:06:51.519 My nutrition is dog shit. 102 00:06:51.759 --> 00:06:54.920 I think I just for breakfast today had a like 103 00:06:55.000 --> 00:06:58.240 a beef jerky stick and a piece of cheese, you know, 104 00:06:58.319 --> 00:07:01.519 like one of those little gas stationss you got like 105 00:07:01.639 --> 00:07:03.600 half beef jerky, half cheese. 106 00:07:04.240 --> 00:07:05.199 That's what I've had. 107 00:07:05.079 --> 00:07:07.519 To eat today. And I almost drank a half a 108 00:07:07.560 --> 00:07:10.720 bottle of wine out of the bottle, not even a 109 00:07:10.759 --> 00:07:11.560 cup or anything. 110 00:07:11.600 --> 00:07:14.279 My nutrition is trash. 111 00:07:15.439 --> 00:07:18.360 On a good day, I might eat like a bag 112 00:07:18.399 --> 00:07:22.720 of pasta by myself, because that's the healthiest thing in 113 00:07:22.759 --> 00:07:25.920 the world for you, you know, and I don't even 114 00:07:25.920 --> 00:07:28.959 get fancy with it, or like sometimes I might put 115 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:32.600 a little Hamburger meat in there. But on the regular 116 00:07:32.839 --> 00:07:37.600 I eat a lot of spaghetti, just spaghetti noodles with sauce, 117 00:07:38.399 --> 00:07:43.000 little cheese, a little sprinkle. And you know, if that's 118 00:07:43.160 --> 00:07:48.160 the only nutrition my baby is getting, I don't think 119 00:07:48.199 --> 00:07:50.920 my breast milk is better for him than the formula, 120 00:07:51.319 --> 00:07:53.800 to be honest with you, because I don't really, But 121 00:07:53.839 --> 00:07:57.199 think about the thousand pounds, sisters, that baby is screwed. 122 00:07:57.800 --> 00:08:03.680 All she eats is little Debbie cakes and pizza and 123 00:08:04.000 --> 00:08:10.399 fucking just vomitous boxed food from Walmart. And she drinks 124 00:08:10.519 --> 00:08:14.839 like six packs of Soady's a day, that's what she 125 00:08:14.920 --> 00:08:20.399 calls them, Sody's. So you telling me her breast milk 126 00:08:22.000 --> 00:08:29.199 is more nutritionally complete for an infant than formula, which 127 00:08:29.240 --> 00:08:32.840 I know, formula is dogshit, And there's a formula recall 128 00:08:32.960 --> 00:08:36.440 every other day for like these similac and fucking icy meal, 129 00:08:36.519 --> 00:08:39.679 and I don't be using the similax and the ic 130 00:08:39.720 --> 00:08:43.840 and meals and stuff like that, the heavy metals they're 131 00:08:43.840 --> 00:08:46.639 getting recalled all the time. The one that I got 132 00:08:46.639 --> 00:08:49.960 in on right now, it's got the simplest ingredients you 133 00:08:49.960 --> 00:08:51.919 could possibly find in a formula. 134 00:08:52.080 --> 00:08:53.279 It's got whole. 135 00:08:53.039 --> 00:08:56.600 Milk and a mix of seed oils because they gotta 136 00:08:56.639 --> 00:08:59.879 put fucking seed oils and everything. But really think about it. 137 00:09:00.080 --> 00:09:04.600 If your diet contains a large amount of seed oils, 138 00:09:04.639 --> 00:09:08.559 because it does, because seed oils are in everything, then 139 00:09:08.600 --> 00:09:12.279 your baby's getting seed oils anyways through your breast milk. 140 00:09:12.360 --> 00:09:16.159 And my poor baby with the way my diet is, 141 00:09:17.559 --> 00:09:24.519 you know, I vape, drink coffee, and eat slim gems. 142 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:28.480 So yeah, no, I don't think that's a nutritionally complete 143 00:09:28.559 --> 00:09:32.399 diet for an infant, and hello, I'm just trying to 144 00:09:32.440 --> 00:09:36.480 survive at this point. Look at this little shitthead cat 145 00:09:36.639 --> 00:09:39.320 that just jumped up on the fucking thing with me 146 00:09:39.480 --> 00:09:44.159 like I want him up here. I you know, with 147 00:09:44.279 --> 00:09:47.159 the topic in mind, I will just tell you straight up, 148 00:09:47.240 --> 00:09:51.759 I am an animal lover. I am an animal lover. 149 00:09:51.919 --> 00:09:58.559 I love fucking all animals. I love dogs, horses, cows. 150 00:09:59.159 --> 00:10:01.720 I love animal more than I love people most of 151 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:06.000 the time, with the caveat of I hate fucking cats. 152 00:10:06.399 --> 00:10:10.919 I hate fucking cats. And look at this little asshole 153 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:11.440 right here. 154 00:10:11.480 --> 00:10:12.559 This is not my cat. 155 00:10:13.559 --> 00:10:16.879 He lives here, and he was here before I moved in, 156 00:10:17.200 --> 00:10:19.200 but he is not my cat, and he's just look 157 00:10:19.240 --> 00:10:22.320 at him, just chilling like I fucking want him up here. 158 00:10:23.480 --> 00:10:27.559 He gives me egzima. He don't care about meat whatsoever. 159 00:10:28.679 --> 00:10:31.919 And I hate cats, dude. And I'm sure there's some 160 00:10:31.960 --> 00:10:34.600 of you out there listening that's like, oh, I have cats. 161 00:10:34.639 --> 00:10:36.759 I love my cats. My cats love meat. 162 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:39.960 No they don't. Your cats do not love you. 163 00:10:39.960 --> 00:10:44.120 Your cats love that you buy things for them, and 164 00:10:44.159 --> 00:10:47.080 you provide them a shelter, and you give them a 165 00:10:47.080 --> 00:10:49.279 little cat nip every once in a while, and you 166 00:10:49.320 --> 00:10:52.960 give them the kibbles. That's what your cat loves. Look 167 00:10:53.000 --> 00:10:57.759 at this fucking asshole. Look at him just staring at me. 168 00:10:58.279 --> 00:11:02.000 He sharpens his talon on me every chance he gets. 169 00:11:02.639 --> 00:11:07.279 He's almost destroyed my podcast chair just sharpening its fucking talents. 170 00:11:08.600 --> 00:11:13.720 He stinks, and he's got a horrible latitude, and you know, 171 00:11:14.120 --> 00:11:19.879 shit for personalities. So I just don't dogs have unconditional love. 172 00:11:20.720 --> 00:11:23.000 They're happy when you get home from work. They want 173 00:11:23.000 --> 00:11:24.799 to play with you, they want to lay with you, 174 00:11:24.840 --> 00:11:29.120 they want to be around you. Kats, they're too self 175 00:11:29.159 --> 00:11:33.000 sufficient for me. I don't like that even in a relationship. 176 00:11:33.120 --> 00:11:36.080 I want to feel like you fucking need me. And 177 00:11:36.159 --> 00:11:39.519 maybe that's a maybe that's a negative quality, maybe that's 178 00:11:39.759 --> 00:11:42.080 not something to be proud of. But if you're so 179 00:11:42.279 --> 00:11:44.919 self sufficient that I feel like you don't need me 180 00:11:45.039 --> 00:11:54.159 around by see you. But you know whatever. I got 181 00:11:54.200 --> 00:12:02.480 onto this topic because Netflix is kind of doing a 182 00:12:03.519 --> 00:12:08.120 reviving of Unsolved Mysteries and they did an episode on 183 00:12:08.159 --> 00:12:11.879 the cattle mutilations, and I fucking love cows. They're so cute. 184 00:12:12.000 --> 00:12:16.320 I specially love to eat them. But they are so cute. 185 00:12:16.440 --> 00:12:18.679 Have you ever seen like a little baby cow and 186 00:12:18.759 --> 00:12:22.399 it's just so oh my god, precious, and the little 187 00:12:22.519 --> 00:12:28.879 Highland cows. I am obsessed with Highland cows, and so yeah, 188 00:12:29.000 --> 00:12:32.240 cattle mutilation is really sad, and I don't think I 189 00:12:32.320 --> 00:12:36.159 really even understood the concept until I watched the episode, 190 00:12:36.200 --> 00:12:41.200 which let's not put the cart before the cow. Okay, 191 00:12:41.279 --> 00:12:44.039 a few other things that we need to talk about. 192 00:12:44.799 --> 00:12:49.159 I don't pick the ads, you know, And I didn't 193 00:12:49.159 --> 00:12:53.000 even really realize what kind of ads they were putting 194 00:12:53.000 --> 00:12:56.639 in my shit until recently. But it's just kind of 195 00:12:56.720 --> 00:13:00.600 auto populated in there, and I think they specifically target 196 00:13:00.679 --> 00:13:03.639 people like me to put a bunch of bullshit ads 197 00:13:03.679 --> 00:13:08.200 about like Pfizer and flu shots and RSV fuck them, Okay, 198 00:13:08.240 --> 00:13:12.679 And if you hate the ads, Patreon is where it's at. 199 00:13:12.960 --> 00:13:15.480 It's ad free content. You get all the videos, you 200 00:13:15.519 --> 00:13:20.240 get all the stuff. And while we're on it, I 201 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:25.519 got a little surprise for you guys. Listen up, everyone, 202 00:13:26.600 --> 00:13:32.399 I'm going to be doing a little Valentine's Day giveaway 203 00:13:33.200 --> 00:13:37.240 for all my little sweethearts out there. You're going to 204 00:13:37.480 --> 00:13:43.879 be getting six months of Patreon for free to the 205 00:13:43.960 --> 00:13:48.399 lucky winners. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna 206 00:13:48.440 --> 00:13:53.200 wait a couple weeks. I'll announce it around Valentine's Day 207 00:13:53.200 --> 00:13:56.840 who won. But I'm just gonna put all the names 208 00:13:56.879 --> 00:13:59.840 of the Patreon subscribers. 209 00:13:59.799 --> 00:14:02.279 In a hat if. 210 00:14:02.120 --> 00:14:06.360 You will, and just draw out one subscriber and the 211 00:14:06.440 --> 00:14:10.840 lucky subscriber, my little sweetheart is gonna get six months 212 00:14:10.840 --> 00:14:15.120 of Patreon for free. If you have been a Patreon 213 00:14:15.240 --> 00:14:20.360 subscriber since the conception of Room two three seven Cosmic 214 00:14:20.399 --> 00:14:23.320 Peach Patreon, I'm going to be putting your name in 215 00:14:23.480 --> 00:14:27.519 twice because I feel like that's only fair right that 216 00:14:27.600 --> 00:14:31.519 you get a double chance at it. So if you 217 00:14:31.919 --> 00:14:35.759 are feeling frisky and if you have been waiting for 218 00:14:35.799 --> 00:14:41.279 a reason to come and see what Patreon has to 219 00:14:41.559 --> 00:14:44.000 offer you, now would be the time. If you sign 220 00:14:44.120 --> 00:14:46.080 up now, you sign up in a couple days, it 221 00:14:46.120 --> 00:14:51.639 doesn't matter if you just do it before, like the 222 00:14:51.840 --> 00:14:56.240 tenth of February. So as long as you are a 223 00:14:56.440 --> 00:15:00.000 subscriber to the Cosmic Peach Patreon, your name is gonna 224 00:15:00.159 --> 00:15:05.840 be going into the drawing, and one, yes, one lucky 225 00:15:05.879 --> 00:15:10.120 winner is gonna get six months of Patreon for free. 226 00:15:10.159 --> 00:15:15.159 Six months of Cosmic Peach Patreon for free. So sign 227 00:15:15.240 --> 00:15:19.399 up now if you have not done so already, and 228 00:15:19.600 --> 00:15:23.440 I'm going to be given six months of Patreon to 229 00:15:23.639 --> 00:15:28.919 my little sweetheart whoever they may be for Valentine's Day, 230 00:15:29.080 --> 00:15:31.879 So just feel like love is in the air. I 231 00:15:32.000 --> 00:15:35.200 love you guys, you know, I hope I offer you 232 00:15:35.279 --> 00:15:38.279 a lot because you guys offer a lot to me 233 00:15:38.519 --> 00:15:41.600 in return. I love the support, I love everything. I'd 234 00:15:41.600 --> 00:15:44.039 give you all six months of Patreon for free if 235 00:15:44.080 --> 00:15:50.919 I could afford it, but you know, bills, So head 236 00:15:50.960 --> 00:15:54.240 on over to the Cosmic Peach Patreon and see what 237 00:15:54.399 --> 00:15:58.440 Room two three seven has to offer you, and you 238 00:15:58.519 --> 00:16:02.519 will be submitted into the drawing for six months of 239 00:16:03.000 --> 00:16:08.440 free Patreon. You know, I'm trying to incorporate more fun 240 00:16:08.559 --> 00:16:13.320 stuff like this and more bonus stuff and benefits to 241 00:16:13.559 --> 00:16:17.759 Room two three seven. You of course always get early access, 242 00:16:17.799 --> 00:16:21.960 full versions of episodes, the whole shabiguity bang, but it's 243 00:16:22.080 --> 00:16:24.120 nice every once in a while to do a little 244 00:16:24.120 --> 00:16:30.240 giveaway like this. And you know, I follow this girl 245 00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:35.159 on I guess I'm a subscriber to this girl on 246 00:16:35.480 --> 00:16:41.440 YouTube and she does ASMR Sleepy Time ASMR and she's 247 00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:44.919 always doing giveaways and I don't really enter the giveaways 248 00:16:45.000 --> 00:16:49.080 because she's got millions and millions of subscribers, so it 249 00:16:49.120 --> 00:16:51.879 would be like a needle in the haystack situation. And 250 00:16:51.960 --> 00:16:54.440 I'm good on that. Don't want to get my hopes up, 251 00:16:54.519 --> 00:16:58.200 but I thought it would be something cool that I 252 00:16:58.279 --> 00:17:01.840 could also incorporate. I'm really getting into ASMR. In my 253 00:17:01.919 --> 00:17:05.599 motherhood days, I used to laugh at the thought of it. 254 00:17:05.680 --> 00:17:08.119 I thought it was a weird concept. It almost gave 255 00:17:08.160 --> 00:17:11.960 me the creeps a little bit. But you know, I 256 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:14.640 went to go visit my sister and I was talking 257 00:17:14.799 --> 00:17:19.720 to my niece in law. I guess is what she 258 00:17:19.759 --> 00:17:25.440 would be, and she was showing me her favorite ASMR gals. 259 00:17:25.519 --> 00:17:29.200 And there's one that does like this sleepy time ASMR. 260 00:17:30.200 --> 00:17:34.440 And it has rocked my world. It has literally rocked 261 00:17:34.480 --> 00:17:38.359 my world. This bitch putting his fucking cat, fucking paw 262 00:17:38.480 --> 00:17:41.200 on me. I swear to God, if I get feline 263 00:17:41.279 --> 00:17:44.640 aids from this, I will never forgive you. Get off 264 00:17:44.799 --> 00:17:51.920 of me, Bobby Bouselet. Anyways, after you have dealt with 265 00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:58.039 a screaming infant, all day dog, sparking, fucking this, going off, that, 266 00:17:58.200 --> 00:18:03.279 going off, cooking, cleaning the whole nine yards, it is 267 00:18:03.440 --> 00:18:06.359 so relaxing to sit down at the end of the night, 268 00:18:06.400 --> 00:18:09.960 after you've like done your nighttime routine and like cleaned 269 00:18:10.039 --> 00:18:11.960 up the house or whatever, put the house to bed 270 00:18:12.000 --> 00:18:15.759 for the night, and you just sit there and you 271 00:18:16.480 --> 00:18:20.119 kind of just unwind a little bit, listening to the 272 00:18:20.359 --> 00:18:25.440 most simple like clicking sounds, and like, I'm not really 273 00:18:25.480 --> 00:18:28.200 into the eating or the chewing or the mouth sounds, 274 00:18:28.440 --> 00:18:31.079 but she'll just like tap on a fucking bag and 275 00:18:31.279 --> 00:18:34.279 whatever reason that makes me want to fall asleep immediately, 276 00:18:34.759 --> 00:18:37.480 she'll like pretend to put a little face mask on 277 00:18:37.519 --> 00:18:40.960 you and stuff. And I feel like I am the 278 00:18:41.119 --> 00:18:44.400 last human being on earth that would be into something 279 00:18:44.519 --> 00:18:46.799 like that, And turns out it might. 280 00:18:46.680 --> 00:18:47.319 Be my thing. 281 00:18:48.359 --> 00:18:53.920 I wish I could be an asm rtist, but I 282 00:18:54.160 --> 00:18:57.400 just my mouth is too big and my voice is 283 00:18:57.440 --> 00:18:58.160 too loud. 284 00:18:58.799 --> 00:19:01.000 But I guess let's see if I could give it 285 00:19:01.039 --> 00:19:02.240 a try. Here, let's give it. 286 00:19:02.480 --> 00:19:04.839 Let me get the microphone really close. 287 00:19:06.279 --> 00:19:20.799 Okay, everybody, we're going to talk about peals, peels, peals, peels, peels, peels. 288 00:19:26.880 --> 00:19:30.000 Did that do it for you? Kind of did it 289 00:19:30.039 --> 00:19:35.880 for me? Not gonna lie anyways, So moving. 290 00:19:35.599 --> 00:19:38.279 On to the topic of the hour. 291 00:19:40.359 --> 00:19:45.799 Like I said, Netflix is doing this reviving of the 292 00:19:45.920 --> 00:19:51.680 Unsolved Mysteries, and they covered an episode on cattle mutilations. 293 00:19:51.759 --> 00:19:55.519 I've screen recorded my favorite snippets that I'm gonna share 294 00:19:55.559 --> 00:19:59.640 with you today in case you don't have Netflix. You know, 295 00:20:00.920 --> 00:20:03.960 I probably bootleg this shit. I could get in trouble, 296 00:20:04.240 --> 00:20:08.359 ask if I care. Anyways, I screener recorded the best 297 00:20:08.400 --> 00:20:11.359 parts and I'm gonna include them in here because it's 298 00:20:11.400 --> 00:20:15.559 just really interesting shit. I thought all this time as 299 00:20:15.599 --> 00:20:22.839 a conspiracy theorist, my thoughts were that cattle mutilation was 300 00:20:23.000 --> 00:20:28.440 like bloody and gory and just cow parts everywhere, and 301 00:20:28.640 --> 00:20:32.000 you know, like the ranchers would wake up in the 302 00:20:32.039 --> 00:20:35.359 morning and go to do whatever they do with their 303 00:20:35.400 --> 00:20:39.599 cows and there would just be fucking hunks and bits 304 00:20:39.640 --> 00:20:43.640 of slain cow parts and fucking dicks and. 305 00:20:43.519 --> 00:20:48.160 Utters all over the place. That is what I thought, But. 306 00:20:49.759 --> 00:20:55.519 I stand corrected because that is actually the complete opposite 307 00:20:55.759 --> 00:21:01.680 of what these ranchers are finding. And it's really just 308 00:21:02.119 --> 00:21:06.720 fascinating to me because if this stuff is true, and 309 00:21:06.799 --> 00:21:10.039 if these pictures are real, and if this is an 310 00:21:10.200 --> 00:21:16.279 actual phenomenon, why aren't more people completely creeped out by this? 311 00:21:16.480 --> 00:21:21.200 Because by the end of the Unsolved Mysteries episode, I 312 00:21:21.400 --> 00:21:27.480 was kind of shook, like I'm not one to ever 313 00:21:28.200 --> 00:21:34.119 jump on extraterrestrials, even though I do enjoy watching ancient aliens. 314 00:21:34.160 --> 00:21:37.680 I think that they got they get half of it right, 315 00:21:37.799 --> 00:21:40.400 but then they convolute it. 316 00:21:40.480 --> 00:21:42.039 With all this UFO stuff. 317 00:21:43.599 --> 00:21:49.240 But with the cattle mutilations, it's like the only thing 318 00:21:50.440 --> 00:21:58.599 people jump on is that it has to be extraterrestrial 319 00:21:58.880 --> 00:22:04.880 in nature you or now, don't get me wrong. I 320 00:22:04.960 --> 00:22:11.240 think it's something that might be in that flavor category, 321 00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:17.559 but I don't think it's aliens necessarily, and I definitely 322 00:22:17.880 --> 00:22:22.000 don't think that it's roving. This is what they say, 323 00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:28.759 not me roving bands of Satan worshippers, because that's just. 324 00:22:29.279 --> 00:22:30.000 Silly to me. 325 00:22:30.400 --> 00:22:34.200 Not saying that there isn't roving bands of Satan worshippers. 326 00:22:34.720 --> 00:22:41.160 But the forensics and the crime scenes aren't giving roving 327 00:22:41.279 --> 00:22:51.319 band of Satanists. It's giving supernatural, paranormal, otherworldly, freaky, mysterious and. 328 00:22:52.880 --> 00:22:54.319 Awe striking. 329 00:22:56.519 --> 00:23:00.319 So I want to play some clips, some are longer 330 00:23:00.400 --> 00:23:02.839 than others, and then we'll meet up in the middle 331 00:23:02.920 --> 00:23:05.279 to kind of discuss our thoughts. 332 00:23:06.359 --> 00:23:07.839 And it just. 333 00:23:09.640 --> 00:23:14.720 It boggles my mind how And I remember last year 334 00:23:15.920 --> 00:23:20.519 sitting there, big ass pregnant, trying to like find certain 335 00:23:20.559 --> 00:23:23.880 topics to cover, and one of my cousins said, you 336 00:23:24.000 --> 00:23:27.960 should cover these brand new cattle mutilations that are popping 337 00:23:28.079 --> 00:23:31.640 up in Oregon. It's crazy. It's the craziest stuff I've 338 00:23:31.680 --> 00:23:33.839 ever seen, and I don't think a lot of people 339 00:23:33.920 --> 00:23:38.720 are talking about it. And the second she said cattle mutilations, 340 00:23:38.799 --> 00:23:43.279 I was like, oh, hell nah, because I really didn't 341 00:23:43.319 --> 00:23:45.279 think there was a lot to it. It's like I said, 342 00:23:45.319 --> 00:23:47.359 I thought that it was like somebody put a cow 343 00:23:47.400 --> 00:23:49.839 in a blender and threw the chunks all over the ranch, 344 00:23:50.799 --> 00:23:55.880 and that's what it was. But it's not because if 345 00:23:55.920 --> 00:24:00.160 it was that, you could easily say animal attack predators, 346 00:24:00.799 --> 00:24:04.839 something else going roving band of Satanists like that would 347 00:24:04.880 --> 00:24:09.799 make more sense with the bloody, massacred Texas chainsaw cow 348 00:24:09.960 --> 00:24:13.559 mess all over the pastures. But that's not what it 349 00:24:13.599 --> 00:24:16.680 is at all. So let's play some clips and then 350 00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:20.599 we'll meet back up in the middle and we will 351 00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:22.359 discuss our thoughts. 352 00:24:24.079 --> 00:24:26.759 There is fear these days, fear of a modern day 353 00:24:26.839 --> 00:24:30.079 Jack the Ripper, whose victims are not people but livestock 354 00:24:30.240 --> 00:24:33.519 who mutilates them cutting out an ear or tongue, or 355 00:24:33.559 --> 00:24:38.079 heart or sex organ. With such surgical precision, investigators can't 356 00:24:38.119 --> 00:24:39.599 tell what instrument was used. 357 00:24:39.839 --> 00:24:42.920 The cattle were being killed in mysterious ways. 358 00:24:43.920 --> 00:24:48.960 No struggle, no tracks, Her tongue was removed. What are 359 00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:50.119 they doing with her tongue? 360 00:24:51.200 --> 00:24:56.799 Witnesses claimed UFOs, satanic cults, and secret government experiments were 361 00:24:56.839 --> 00:25:00.640 linked to some of the mutilations. The Missouri farm couple 362 00:25:00.720 --> 00:25:04.640 claimed they witnessed a spacecraft land in a pasture and 363 00:25:04.799 --> 00:25:06.680 aliens operating. 364 00:25:06.240 --> 00:25:09.000 On a cow. There's no rhyme or reason for it. 365 00:25:09.839 --> 00:25:20.720 Why somebody would do that to a cow. 366 00:25:36.799 --> 00:25:39.200 I've been ranching in the cow business since I got 367 00:25:39.240 --> 00:25:43.279 out of school, so twenty five years. 368 00:25:45.319 --> 00:25:47.559 That's a hard way to make a living, but I 369 00:25:47.640 --> 00:25:48.279 like the freedom. 370 00:25:48.839 --> 00:25:49.039 You know. 371 00:25:49.079 --> 00:25:51.640 We live in a really remote spot, not a lot 372 00:25:51.680 --> 00:25:57.119 of people around here, and we like it that way. 373 00:25:58.119 --> 00:25:59.960 I think the first time that I ever heard of 374 00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:03.799 about cattle mutilations was way back in high school or something. 375 00:26:04.559 --> 00:26:07.200 When you hear that kind of stuff, you kind of 376 00:26:08.599 --> 00:26:11.960 just write it off. You don't really believe it. You 377 00:26:12.079 --> 00:26:13.759 just don't think that's going to really happen. 378 00:26:13.759 --> 00:26:15.640 To us. 379 00:26:17.319 --> 00:26:22.680 It was early June of twenty twenty one. 380 00:26:23.400 --> 00:26:24.640 We had the heifer. 381 00:26:26.079 --> 00:26:30.640 She wasn't acting right, and we trailed her two miles 382 00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:34.880 but she was acting odd. As they were gathering heifers. 383 00:26:35.079 --> 00:26:38.000 She was falling to the back and she was the 384 00:26:38.039 --> 00:26:38.640 last one. 385 00:26:38.519 --> 00:26:39.039 Through the gate. 386 00:26:40.519 --> 00:26:42.559 So I figured we'd go check on her in a 387 00:26:42.599 --> 00:26:49.880 day or two and see what's going on. Next morning, 388 00:26:50.480 --> 00:26:53.039 I got to pick up drove over the hill to 389 00:26:53.079 --> 00:26:55.720 that part of the ranch to go look. 390 00:26:55.519 --> 00:26:56.079 At the heifer. 391 00:27:01.240 --> 00:27:05.680 That heifer was laying right up here, dead and mutilated, 392 00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:11.759 and literally right here in the middle of where this 393 00:27:11.880 --> 00:27:16.480 green patch is. In fact, it's still a few bones 394 00:27:16.480 --> 00:27:20.039 in here. The heifer was laying right here on her 395 00:27:20.119 --> 00:27:25.160 right side, and her face was skinned back, her tongue 396 00:27:25.240 --> 00:27:30.279 was removed, and she had a large straight cut, probably 397 00:27:30.759 --> 00:27:34.599 a couple of feet right behind her shoulder here, and 398 00:27:34.680 --> 00:27:39.920 the hide was pulled back. I was taken aback. I've 399 00:27:39.960 --> 00:27:45.839 never seen anything like that ever. There was zero tracks anywhere, 400 00:27:46.359 --> 00:27:50.240 There was no noticeable blood anywhere around the animal, and 401 00:27:50.400 --> 00:27:54.240