Speaker 1: Hello everyone, and welcome to a huge live crossover where
me and three other people are gonna get together to
talk about a very special body horror movie today. It's
gonna be a fun time. Let's bring in our guests.
The man that wanted us to review this kept asking
me to review this, Andy from All Apologies, Hello.
Speaker 2: Hey, yes, I didn't shut up about this movie. I've
been badgering people since like February to get this together,
so it's been a long time coming. I'm very excited
to talk about this.
Speaker 1: And of course you know, if you watch Hack the movies,
you know her, you love her. It's my best friend,
the person I respect most of this world. Angela does harr.
Hello Angela, Hello you.
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 4: I'm so good. I'm so happy to be here with
all of you, separate people I know.
Speaker 1: And of course everyone watching knows exactly who you are.
But in case they might have missed, many episodes have
been on who Are You Again?
Speaker 4: My name is Angela channel on YouTube. Most people know
me from Normal World with Dave Landau and Quarter Black Garrett.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I wanted Angela on the show based on her. Well,
we both know doctor Steve from Weird medicine through Dave
Landau's show, and when I became aware of Angela's movie channel,
I started just binging it so much and I thought,
nice to be part of the discussion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's that's great and oh Kayley, all right,
so today Hi Rob K by rob.
Speaker 3: K No no no no, Rob k.
Speaker 2: K and the Tony I did to mark the special
occasion I did create when I realized that I had
Tony from Heck of the Movies and Angela does Horror.
The Tony and Angela connection inspired me to create an
intro for this show. And Okay, I'm very bad with AI,
so I think I think that the quality of this
video is gonna thank you demonstrate that.
Speaker 3: But thank you.
Speaker 2: It's all for.
Speaker 1: Those thank you for the heads up my audience that
hates AI videos. All right, let's let that con and
I bet you there's a copyrighted song, so remember I'm
also streaming.
Speaker 2: It's all transformative in terms of service. Yeah, YouTube is
very very forgiving.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Here's Handy's hilarious video.
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Speaker 2: Of Thanks.
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is up to my face. That's lung mad.
Speaker 2: A brand new life, A brand new life.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, that was very transformative the song in
its entirety.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for the later on to have to
clip that out after we get the motivation.
Speaker 2: I think it was worth it. Okay, you think it
was worth it.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I worked.
Speaker 2: I worked really hard on that to for it to
look so shitty.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I really love that.
Speaker 1: My jeans made up half of my shirt and then
with the jean jacket, I'm sure that was because of
the of the movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, based on the song. I won't make you
play the other one, but AI did me so fucking dirty.
I took a picture of myself from the neck up
and it gave me gene shorts for no reason and
these enormous like dirty teeth, and I was like the fuck. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, since we're all gonna get a copyright claim, please
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Kaylee and Joey C we'll be hosting street Fighter the
movie the screening July nineteenth at the Rochester Comedy Festival.
We all got outfits for it and we're all eating
I tips for the next week. It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be greater. Maybe that's just me. As soon
as I put my alp and on, I'm like, oh God,
this is I regret this entire decision. This is a
horrible mistake. So keep an eye out for that if
you're in the Rochester area.
Speaker 2: Okay, I who might that be? Who lives there?
Speaker 1: That reminds me when I'm there. I gotta get you guys.
I gotta record everyone in Rochester apologizing for a certain
movie that was filmed there.
Speaker 3: But we'll talk about that.
Speaker 2: After the Stay Off My Beat Together.
Speaker 1: A movie writing and directed by Michael Shanks, who did
stuff that I've never seen. Has anyone seen any of
his stuff?
Speaker 6: No, I'm sure it's actually I think this was his
first feature.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, he wrote and wrecked to this. Now, there
is some controversy with this movie. Were you guys aware
of this? There is a plagiarism lawsuit that's happening right now.
Another guy apparently pitched this idea to Alsonbrie and Dave
Franco and they turned it down and it ended up
being a film called Better Half in twenty twenty three.
He claims that they stole the idea from him. They
reject the idea. The writer of Together was like, I
wrote this in like twenty nineteen and stuff. The lawsuit
is still ongoing, but like you can't watch Better Half.
It played in festivals and like that's it. So I
tried to look up what I could of it, and
it's literally derivative of the same Greek mythology things, but
it's not very original because you're taking from a Greek
mythology thing. But like it's like a girl who or
someone who wants to be in love and then a
polygamist and it's just supposed to be a one night
stan and then they fuse together, and that's that's like
very different then together, other than they fuse together. And
if that's the case, then I don't know. Dragon Ball
Z Time, Cop and Society also are or like they're
all ripping off those three.
Speaker 3: So I don't know.
Speaker 1: The lawsuit is still ongoing, I learned, but I think
it's a pretty weak case. The only bad part is
that he pitched it to them and then they made
a movie about people fusing together.
Speaker 3: That's like the only really shady part.
Speaker 1: But other than that, it just feels like the girl
keeps saying the matrix, she wrote the matrix and she
like on did not but yes, when did you?
Speaker 2: Guys? And that happens though with like Deep Impact and
Armageddon and there's always like parallel thinking in cinema, so
it's not so weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and again they're both based off the Greek thing,
so like how much can you really rip? Like, yeah,
we're all ripping off Greek mythology?
Speaker 3: Who cares?
Speaker 1: When did you, uh Andy, when did you first see together?
Speaker 2: Oh? Right before I started bothering you about it, like
in January? Yeah, as soon as it was on streaming
and maybe maybe not immediately, but definitely not in the theater.
Speaker 3: How about how about you, Angela?
Speaker 4: I saw it in the theater Okay, yeah, I saw
it pretty much right when it came out. I was
very curious about it. I really like it when people
fuse together in fun ways like color out of space.
Speaker 3: Or yeah, that was.
Speaker 4: Two hot people fusing together. What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Have you did you do an episode about this
on your channel? Have you talked about it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh you did. I probably should have known that.
Speaker 3: Uh Kayley, when did you first see this?
Speaker 6: I saw it for the first time today, Wow, five
hours ago.
Speaker 2: I've been telling her to watch it since February and
shows you to help me how much my opinion is
respected in this circle.
Speaker 3: So you just saw me today.
Speaker 6: Andy has been encouraging me to watch this one for
a very very long time, as he just said, and
it's just been one of those movies that I haven't
gotten around to. I miraculously though, managed to still go
into it knowing almost nothing about it except for the
movie posters that I saw. So that's always an exciting
experience for me, and I had a great time getting
to experience it for the first time today.
Speaker 1: This is a speaking of body harder. This is like
the reverse of the Substance where you saw it in
theaters and then I had to see it like many
months later. Yeah, and I was like, well, that really
was good. I probably should have seen that earlier. Yeah,
I remember it hit Hulu. I was I usually do
these monthly wrap ups where I talk about new things,
and this one just flew under my radar, and people
like put it on the wrap up, put it on
a wrap up, like I already have.
Speaker 3: The six things picked. I'll get to it eventually.
Speaker 1: A friend of mine, Emily, who I reviewed Bottoms with
on Patreon, she like messages, She's like.
Speaker 3: I just watched.
Speaker 1: She's like, I just put on together and it had
a dream sequence. I freaked out and I turned it
off and I'm like, all right, I guess I'll watch
the rest of the movie and I'll let you know
how it ends.
Speaker 3: And I really really dig this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the body horror element was one of the reasons why,
because I watched I watched each of your's review of
the Substance, so that was another reason why I was like,
all these people need to meld together into one review
of event.
Speaker 1: It's funny we're doing this on the forty fourth anniversary
of John Carpenter's The Thing, like one of the best
body horror movies of all time.
Speaker 2: And it gets ripped off at the beginning of the movie.
Speaker 3: Yes, it really does.
Speaker 1: And let's dive into the film, shall we. We open
up on a dark forest with a bell in the ground.
We'll see a lot of bells throughout the film, with
some weird hippie design on it. I do like the
titles are the names kind of separated few into one,
giving you like an idea of what this movie's about.
I thought that was cool. I didn't notice that on
my first go around. Like, that's a fun title sequence.
We see two dogs that fell into this little cave
and they're drinking the water that's coming out of like,
I don't know, an hr gieger design pond.
Speaker 3: That'sst horrifying thing I've ever seen. I would never.
Speaker 2: Outscribed it as the recombination butthole fountain.
Speaker 4: I also called it a butthole.
Speaker 3: So yeah, they're drinking the water.
Speaker 1: Somehow they get out, I have no idea, because we
see how all the other characters get out of this.
Speaker 3: I have no idea how these dogs got out.
Speaker 4: Such a good point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is there like a back door or something like
a hole that maybe only they could crawl through. I
don't know, but yeah, the owner who's out there looking
for people. That's like very important, there are missing hikers
in these woods. He finds his dogs and they're just
staring at each other like creeps. And then that night,
as I said, the missing poster, he goes home and
here's some noises coming from the dog's pen, and he
decides to go check on it, and we get a
horrifying introduction here get the flamethrower. Mac, what's the flamethrower?
I thought that was awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember seeing the thing being just becoming my all
time favorite movie and that sequence and from that movie
being so just impactful and to see it pay tribute
to and this was like, Okay, I'm I'm on board
with this immediately.
Speaker 1: So I also like this because Kaylee, it reminds me
of the actually reminds me of the Substance the beginning
where it shows you the eggs and tells you basically
how everything works. We learn here you go into the hole,
you drink the pond, you fuse together, and I'm like, oh, cool,
now we know how what's going to happen to other
people who do this.
Speaker 6: I was really inspired by the beginning of this film.
It was a great title sequence and you're right. I
really do think that even the way that they have
the title cards up as we're looking at the shots
of the woods in the beginning, it is quite beautiful
and it's very simple. And then we get that super
quick cut of the dogs molding and fusing together, and
it's so fast your brain almost doesn't have time to
process it, and that is the perfect way to start
out a body horror movie. Body horror is one of
my favorite subgenres of horror, and it takes a lot
to impress me, and it takes a lot to be
unique about it. And so that opening sequence again Andy's
point about it paying tribute to the thing, but also
just how quick and icky it felt. It was near
perfect for an opening sequence.
Speaker 1: And I just always like when a horror movie like
this technically is supernatural. I like when it explains like
what the rules are ahead of time, like, hey, this
is what to expect, get ready to see it happen
in like a longer form.
Speaker 2: And did you feel bad for the dog us?
Speaker 4: I guess yeah. I have a big questions about like
which I guess we can get to a little bit
later on, but like, do the dogs have to be
soulmates in order for this to work or like, well,
you know, I guess.
Speaker 2: That's why they ended up like that.
Speaker 4: That's true. They we just weren't attracted to each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a lot of questions at the end.
I really want to know the ethics around this evil cult.
I'm calling them evil. Uh, they didn't really, They're not
doing a good job with their magic pools all I'm saying,
and they really have to put more restrictions on it.
But yes, we cut to our character. Oh what were
their names? Was it like Mike and Tilly or something?
Speaker 2: I just call him.
Speaker 3: Millions.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait Tilly, Sorry that was a spoiler. Tilly is
what the special effects people called something at the very
very end. Yeah, So Tim was going through his records.
There have any going away party. Him and his girlfriend
are going to be moving to the country, and he's
a little pummed out about it, you could tell.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: He's going through his pictures and he finds one of
his parents who have recently died, and he's very upset
about that, as you would be.
Speaker 3: So, uh, what's what's her face?
Speaker 1: Millie comes in and she points out that everyone's excited
and they think it. They think it's funny that they're
wearing the they're like matching. They unintentionally matched for the night.
And this is great visual storytelling where in the next
like scene, he's changed his outfit, so we're getting kind
of an idea of wear his headspaces where he's like,
I don't feel like I'm my own person anymore.
Speaker 3: I'm this is like a slight way of rebelling.
Speaker 2: And they had to like really ug up Allison Breed
to justify Dave Franco's quarter life crisis. It's like, she's amazing,
You're lucky to be with her, and with.
Speaker 1: It, they also made him all like scruffy and whatnot,
and I'm like, that's not working.
Speaker 3: They're still there's still ridiculously good look.
Speaker 1: So yeah, uh, everyone's having little conversations at the party.
Millie's friend is like, hey, Tim kind of sucks. Are
you sure you want to like be with him? He
hasn't slept with you in months.
Speaker 6: So I actually struggled with this sequence, and again I
have I kind of went up and down with this
movie quite a few times. You just described this moment
where you know the male character Tim, he changes his
outfit because that's how much he wants to not be
associated with his girlfriend who he's about to move with.
And then we go into these conversations where Millie is
talking to her friend and Tim is talking to his friends,
and the exposition in these sequences is just so boring
and slap you in your face, and it drove me insane,
And after having that great moment of him changing his outfit,
I couldn't believe that this is where the relationship drama
was taking me. At one point, it becomes so over
explaining that. As Tim is talking to his friends, he says,
one of the friends says something like, you know, when
you started to date my sister then I thought you
were going to make her cooler, but instead she just
made you suck more. And I was like, I don't
need to know about these people relationships. I don't need
this level of exposition. I've already learned so much from
watching him change his outfit. Why in the heck are
you doing this now? I found this to be a
very bizarre sence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Really think the only information we really needed was that
his parents like recently died, because that's probably like he
was probably content with how they were before this, but
I guess maybe their death like woke him up a
little bit. He's like, Oh, no, what have I been
doing in my life? Is this what I want to do?
Life is so short? Should I be trying other things?
But this is some important information. They tell him, like, hey,
we want you to like make music with us again.
You haven't really been making music. Do you want to
sign with or you want to like get back on
a label or something. And he's like, but I'm moving
out of the I'm moving out of the city. And
they kind of convinced them to like come back into
the city to work on it. But the problem is
he's a manchild who doesn't try Usually I do, you know,
usually I defend all the asshole men in these movies.
Speaker 3: But between this and obsession.
Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time, Like this is kind of
your fault him, Like, you could get a license, you
could just do this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like they were trying to pile on whatever,
like seven years of their relationship the into seven minutes.
So yeah, it's pretty exposition heavy so they can get
to all the freaky stuff.
Speaker 1: And we all had things to say, Angela was an
exposition heavy for you. I noticed you didn't agree with us.
Are we the weird ones?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: No, I completely agree. I think it was a lot
of unnecessary information. I'm also wondering, on a teacher's salary alone,
how they're able to afford this apartment that they're so does.
Speaker 3: Just that was wed Where did she teach? I need
to know.
Speaker 4: Because people are seeking her out to come teaching their school,
so she must be like the best teacher in the
country or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't know if there was like anything
there where, like maybe like her and her brother's family
or like wealthy or something.
Speaker 2: Living off the dead parents inheritance.
Speaker 3: Well, uh, well.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think his family had any I don't know,
but yeah, that is a really really nice apartment.
Speaker 4: And I've had who.
Speaker 1: Were both like like really employed and everything and made
like decent money and had way smaller apartments in New York.
Speaker 2: Yes, they're making bad decisions.
Speaker 1: This is like a TV sitcom apartment, Like you need
it to be big because you're filming in there all
the time before a movie. You're like, it could have
been a little bit more realistic. So yeah, you could
tell she's excited for the move, and he's a little hesitant.
Speaker 3: There are two different points in their relationship.
Speaker 1: But you know, he's being nice at the party, saying
he's gonna like miss him, but it's not that far.
And then she does like the worst, most uncomfortable thing ever,
and I have it right here.
Speaker 7: Oh yes, yes, of course, yes I do.
Speaker 3: That was really hard to watch.
Speaker 2: A word. Yeah. I mean if a woman reverse proposed
to me with no ring, I would think it was
a joke as well. I mean, you can't really blame
him for being like, what the fuck is this? If
this was the other way around and I showed up
with no ring, would you take me seriously, Tony when
I proposed to you.
Speaker 1: Well, it'd be weird if you showed up and proposed
to be so yeah, I probably would have taken you.
Not having the ring would be the least of my concerns. Mean,
why did Auntie drive to.
Speaker 3: Philadelphia to get on one knee and showed me his pounds?
Speaker 1: I didn't gone insane? I love if you're like, yeah, sorry,
what did that be weird?
Speaker 3: If I didn't have a ring? Like, everything would be
weird about that situation.
Speaker 2: It was weird, though, girls, would you ever do that?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, especially not in front of people. Yeah, that's embarrassing.
Private all you want, but.
Speaker 3: A private thing.
Speaker 1: If they agreed that things were bullshit because they're hippies
or whatever, and they did it, like, but that was
weird to do in front of everyone, Like I'm gonna also,
I'm gonna be the lady proposing and I have no ring.
It's like, that's uncomfored and it's very uncomfortable, and I
do like her friend tries to establish it with a
clap after he like pluckily says.
Speaker 2: Yet, yeah, she kind of did that to herself.
Speaker 6: Well, it's also a peculiar time for her to do it,
because again she must have noticed that he changed his outfit.
So is that not a cue maybe don't go on
with your little proposal moment?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Well, we know she she's definitely in denial.
She's like in a denial stage right now. She can
tell that he's different and his heart isn't in it,
which leads to the next scene where they're in bed
and she's just like, Hey, if you don't want to
do this, we gotta split right now.
Speaker 3: And that's like the theme of the film.
Speaker 1: We have to split or it'll get harder later, which, Uh,
I don't know if I did I mention this on stream.
I think I said it before the stream. This is
my new favorite subgenre of horror film. Guy who waits
too long to break up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, every woman's favorite movie Midsummer.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, both those movies. I was just like, Ah,
I've been that guy. I've been that guy. I hope
I don't get turned into a bear or fused with
Alison actuallyffusing with Alison Bree when too bad. I hope
I don't get put into a pair and lit on fire.
That's the battle.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he's just too scared to do it, even
though he very clearly wants to leave her, or does
he or does he just feel like he has to
because of like the trauma he just went through recently
with his parents. I think that's like something he hasn't
fully decided on yet, Like do I want to leave
her things are fine right now? Or do I want
to like make a big change before things are too late.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good question. I think that he does
want to leave her, but he's too lonely and scared
and sad or whatever to pull the trigger on it
at this point, what do.
Speaker 3: You guys think he goes.
Speaker 2: From, he goes from not wanting to be with her
to being like hopelessly codestendant.
Speaker 4: I think he's just like very directionless and doesn't seem
like he can make a decision on his own in
any like in any way in his life period.
Speaker 2: Like he's he's I mean not failed, he has an opportunity.
But they later they say he's thirty five and he's
trying to in knee Rocker. That's not the best place
to be at the age of thirty five.
Speaker 3: What do you think, Kayley, that you sol decided, undecided
or so?
Speaker 6: I think that a big theme of this movie, and
Tony you mentioned the mythology earlier, of course, is Plato's symposium,
and the entire idea of Plato's symposium is that two
people can potentially be so magnetized to each other because
they are their person's literal other half. That's what I
see this ass So even if he doesn't want to
be with her, he cannot get rid of her because
they are literally and figuratively attached. And that is very
much what we see throughout the rest of the movie
is that no matter how toxic, their relationship is they
can't quit each other. They're addicted to each other. They
must form back together.
Speaker 7: They have to do that.
Speaker 6: So to me, even if he thinks it's the right
thing to do to get out of there, there's no
way that he can ever quit this relationship.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and thank god he uh looks like Dave Franco,
because being in your mid thirties and not having like
a real job and having like a clown job, like
I don't know, reviewing movies on the internet.
Speaker 3: The dating scene's not great. Don't do it, Dave Franco.
Don't do it.
Speaker 1: I mean, you'll have a better time than me, Dave Franco.
But for anyone else, don't do it. Don't do it.
It's a nightmare. Yeah, they're all making fun of him,
like and I'm like, yeah, look at that musician. I'm like,
oh wait, I talk about movies on the internet. Goddamn it.
So yeah, he says like, now it's fine, we'll be together,
it's great.
Speaker 3: I'm excited about this future we're gonna have.
Speaker 1: And then he has a terrifying nightmare, which is why
where my friend texted me and said, I turned the
movie off.
Speaker 3: I can't make it past the scene. Uh he wakes
up and he.
Speaker 1: Sees his his deceased mom staring at him from across
the bed, a bed that's now two beds that affused
into one. Learn what this is later, let me get
like the creepiest fucking scene I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Jesus, Yeah, thing, I think it was y R fine
that was?
Speaker 2: That gave me a arioster summer vibes, like the carbon
monoxide scenes. Yeah, that reminded me of that.
Speaker 1: It also reminded me of I don't know, it's probably
in all the Grudges because they remade it fifteen times,
but like when the doll goes like under the sheets
and the thing is in the sheet with her. It
also reminded me of that. Weird because there's really nothing
like this in the rest.
Speaker 3: Of the movie.
Speaker 1: This kind of weird dream sequence reminds me of the
dream sequence in Kaylee. Remember Cobweb? Oh yeah, remember there's
that one nightmare sequence the kid has where like the
parents all freaking and smiling.
Speaker 3: It reminded me of that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, I don't think about cob Web very often,
but I did just recently text you about that because
I was trying to remember why on earth a substitute
teacher would to ever act like he was going to
get involved in kids' lives, because that reminded me so
much of everybody's favorite Lol cow is Stuttering John.
Speaker 1: You know, cob Web would have been a lot better
with stuttering John instead of whoever was.
Speaker 3: In that movie.
Speaker 7: Better is a challenging word.
Speaker 3: So yeah, we cut ahead.
Speaker 1: They're moving into the house into the woods, and you're right,
what does she do for a living?
Speaker 3: Is this did they inherit this house or did they
buy this house?
Speaker 4: I think they just bought it?
Speaker 7: Or is this is pretty money?
Speaker 3: Did this was? Did they mention that this was the
parents house?
Speaker 4: I don't think it was, As you mentioned something about
the rats.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wait, and they've never been in this area before,
they're they're new to it. Never mind, I guess they
I guess they had they had a chine apartment, and
how they're moving into a giant house in the country
on it.
Speaker 2: It was probably part of the super saturated exposition dump
at the top of the film where they explained eating
so much that you can't.
Speaker 4: Those house hunters things where it's like she's a thirty
five year old teacher on six k s allry, he's
a failed musician nothing, you.
Speaker 2: Know what they said, budget's one million dollars.
Speaker 3: I'm wondering.
Speaker 1: They said he was like on a label or something.
Maybe he like made a bunch of money when he
was young and then just didn't invest in poor and
like lost it all. That could be something, that could
be something.
Speaker 4: I don't think she'd be as uninterested in him as
she seems that were the cases.
Speaker 2: I think his backstory is that he wrote Baby Shark's Millions, though.
Speaker 3: He would not be dating a school teacher if that
was the case.
Speaker 2: He only wrote the keyboard melody. He didn't own the rights.
Speaker 3: But yeah, they're moving in. We get Chekhov's uh.
Speaker 2: Saul foreshadowing anywhere.
Speaker 3: Like, well, that's definitely coming back later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was something in a light in the
hallway and he pulls out a freaking nest of dead
rats while which apparently is the thing that can happen.
Rat's tails get all tangled.
Speaker 2: Oh did you see cold Storage?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I just watched that on a plane and when I
was traveling, And there's a rat king in that too,
so I'm in rat king?
Speaker 1: Was that the one where the Stranger Things kid and
there's like an underground lab.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it was fun, but it's just it's just fun.
Speaker 1: And I needed a break from Stranger Things Kids and
underground labs after that disappointing finale. However, the weird Teeth
Kip from Stranger Things, he was in that Pizza movie
that came out, and that's like one of the best
comedies I've seen in a long time. I feel like
I'm in the minority, but I love that movie was hilarious.
But yeah, this nest of rats complete terrifies it. We'll
learn that it was like an old memory that he had.
Speaker 2: He'll smell something rotten in a hole. Don't stick your
hand in it, Okay, unless unless she reverse proposes with
a big diamond ring.
Speaker 3: Yeah wait, so this is this lady.
Speaker 1: She's paying all his bills and she didn't even ask
for a ring and didn't even bring up he really
hit the jackpot with this lady. And he's like, uh,
not my style. I need to get out of this,
Like you should be really thankful, dude. But yeah, Millie
goes to work and she accidentally drinks this lady's tea
or something, and she needs another teacher, Jamie, who's a
neighbor of hers. He's like, I'm on the yellow house
down the street, and right away as I'm watching this,
I'm like, that guy's up to no good. Like as
soon as I saw him, like up to no good.
Don't trust that guy.
Speaker 2: Full of spoiler full on this show or what we'll
get away.
Speaker 1: But that was just that was literally what I thought
as I was watching it, because he's like, Oh, yes,
I'm a neighbor and I'm the only one being nice
to you, And I'm like, oh, we're clearly the bad
guy or in this movie of like five people.
Speaker 3: Really. Uh.
Speaker 4: He also said that he's like a partially responsible for
her getting the job there, which is interesting.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, why, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's like something hidden like where
he was like scoping her out or something they can
smell their.
Speaker 4: Those two are perfect for each other.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of.
Speaker 2: Cyber stalking their corny as Facebook account.
Speaker 3: Lating Facebook together.
Speaker 1: So that night, uh, what's his face? Tim is working
on his demos.
Speaker 4: Oh, I gotta mention this scene. He's he's looking at guitar.
Are tabs that show you where to put your fingers,
by the way, I just want to point that out.
Speaker 7: Wait, like I.
Speaker 3: Was gonna say, wasn't he like a season musician?
Speaker 2: What's the hey, hey, hey, as somebody that plays music,
that's totally acceptable. Okay.
Speaker 4: The way they've painted him like he's this, Oh he's
so good, and he's like looking at where to put
his fingers just kind of chule or.
Speaker 3: Is he out of practice? Has he?
Speaker 1: Has he given up that much where he doesn't even
really play anymore. But she thought, after months of not
getting laid that moving into a new, big house would get.
Speaker 3: Him in the mood. And it doesn't. It doesn't get
him in the mood.
Speaker 1: But he decides, Hey, you know what, I'll do something
nice for you. You've earned it, woman who bought this house
and finances my lifestyle and drives me around. You were
good today, so I'll take you on a hike tomorrow.
I kind of hate this guy, and I really, I
really want to defend him, but I really can't.
Speaker 3: I just kind of hate this guy.
Speaker 1: But so yeah, they go on a nice hike in
the woods, and there's scenes like this where you can
tell like he does actually love her, even if he's
thinking of leaving like he doesn't really It's like one
of those breakups where it's just like I don't really
hate the person. I just don't think we're right for
each other anymore. There's no like animosity. Really, there will
be at some point, but as of right now, yeah,
it is.
Speaker 2: It really is like quarter life crisis. Shit. He's like
frustrated with his career. He is, he doesn't want to move,
he is sad about his parents. It is a hard
place to be and he can't get it. He can't
get it up for Alison breathe, it's the craziest part
of this movie even Okay.
Speaker 6: You know, one of the things that I struggled with
during this portion of the film. A lot of people
complain about the pacing of this movie, so of course,
during this whole portion, we are seeing a lot about
their relationship and we're not getting into that body horror
that everybody is here for.
Speaker 7: My criticism of.
Speaker 6: This movie, it actually is the diametric opposite of what
my praises were for Obsession, which is that Obsession is
a horror movie where the relationship drama and the relationship
scenes are almost more terrifying than the horror and here
in in Uh oh, my God, Yether, thank you, good God,
here in together. These relationship sequences are so boring. I
don't care at all about the fact that they are struggling.
I found it extremely, extremely panantic. I found it just
I didn't care at all. I didn't care at all.
I thought that they were both unappealing and that they
both stunk, and it.
Speaker 7: Just I didn't.
Speaker 2: She certainly looks like she stinks. I don't know why
they gave her that haircut. It's so bad.
Speaker 6: It just wasn't terrifying, it wasn't tension building. It didn't
lead into body horror that we all know is coming,
because of course, the posters of this movie suggest that
it is going to be body horror.
Speaker 3: I'm actually fine.
Speaker 1: I mean, the movie's only like an uh what now
and forty one minutes. I was fine at the pacin.
I don't mind these scenes. I like knowing a lot
about their I mean, there was a little too much
in the beginning, but I like seeing them interact as
a couple knowing that there's this friction, because it's gonna
be really funny seeing them forced to be together afterwards.
So I don't know it didn't bother me too much. Also,
I like that you call an obsession their relationship. That
was a really it wasn't really a relationship. But there
where I did review Obsession, there were very relatable things
that are like relationships in that movie.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, they go in the woods. I did.
Speaker 1: There's some really comedic edits. I forgot to clip the
one here, but I like where he's like, yeah, you know,
it'll be fine, and then hard cut to it just
downpouring in the rain, and he's like, it's nice out.
If we get lost, we'll be able to find our
way home.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: As they're wandering around, they fall into a hole which
has a weird bell sticking out of it. Uh, and
they lose signal and they're kind of just stuck in
this cave because I guess it's too wet to crawl out.
And they're like, all right, well, I guess we're here
for the night. And we look around this cave. Yeah,
we see the bell, we see weird pews that are.
Speaker 3: In the wall. We could tell this was something at
some point.
Speaker 1: We never I mean, we get told what it is,
but I still have a lot of questions about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did like that part when they fall in
and she's like, I'm fine, don't worry.
Speaker 3: This is a phone were on there.
Speaker 2: This is an iPhone seventeen Promax, bitch, I can get
a new girlfriend, you know.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, but that phone broke. You know
how much that cost you a lot? You're gonna have
to buy a whole new phone. You should be upset.
I think I would have liked it if he was
more like that, just even meaner. But yeah, he pulls
out the lighter and I'm like, she's like, why do
you have a Lighter's like, that's not important right now.
Speaker 3: They come it in.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he decides, you know what, there's a lot
of water down here. Let me drink in this this
pond which you guys described as hr gigers anus or whatever.
Speaker 2: The recombination, but whole fountain. Yes, it's just funny.
Speaker 4: That they're in there for three minutes and he's like, well,
better drink this stagnant cave water.
Speaker 3: Him. It's not even like it's running water.
Speaker 1: It's like, you're right, it's stagnant a cave, Like I
would not drink that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Great, now I'm stuck in a cave and I
have diarrhea.
Speaker 4: It's been that two minutes. Relax, you're gonna crhyme.
Speaker 1: And it's not even that like high of a hole
like they could. I mean, they do climb it. When
it stops rating, He's like, we're just gonna die it. Thirst,
I know we're gonna die thirst Like, you're fine, it's
actually rating. You can just open up your mouth action.
Ton I do think there's like an underlike theme here
that they're idiots.
Speaker 3: They're both real idiots.
Speaker 2: I found this to be one of the more charming
parts of the movie. This is where you can see
that they do get along and like each other, and
she's got mad and mad at him for hiding and smoking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it happens a breakup, says someone who's gone through many, many, many, many,
many many breakups. It happens where you're in like the whole,
like I gotta end this.
Speaker 3: You're like, ah, but I get along with her doing this,
like should I.
Speaker 1: This stuff happened again, very relatable to old uncle Tony here. Yeah,
they talk and we get to know a little bit
more about him and why the rats freaked him out,
and he talks about how like when he was a kid,
his dad was like going nuts because he hurt. He
smelled something in his room, and no matter how many
times he cleaned it, they couldn't get rid of the smell.
And it turns out there was a dead rat in
the light and he was cooking it every time he
put the light on, but he didn't know.
Speaker 3: Because it was so gradual he was used to it.
Speaker 1: Then we find out more about what happened to his mom,
where basically the dad died and she woke up and
her brain just snapped and she just sat there for
days smiling like a creep until she eventually died too.
Speaker 3: I think that's where where we're supposed to think.
Speaker 1: And again we got that horrifying imagery of the creepy
smiling mom, which I thought we were gonna see more
of later on, and I think the last time we
see it.
Speaker 2: I was surprised he didn't keep coming back. Yeah, I
wrote in my notes here Dave's four year consideration Dad's story.
It begs the question is Dave Franco a good actor?
Is he just like Nepo Jim Belushi to James Franco
Because I kept thinking of the hit the Disaster Artist
when he's doing that line about Guerrero Street, and I
was just this guy fucking cannot deliver a line. What's
everybody's opinion about Dave Dave Franco's talent.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's so good of an actor that acting like
a bad actor was hard for him. But Kaylee, you
were about to say something.
Speaker 6: No, I think that he did a horrible job in
this movie. I think Ellison Brees' performance I thought was outstanding.
I had some issues with Dave Franco, but overall I
was able to overlook it.
Speaker 7: I really enjoyed.
Speaker 6: So you guys are talking about the imagery of you know,
the spooky mom face. I was thankful that that didn't
come back. What I really loved that kept coming back
was the concept of the stench of death. Yeah, and
having to sit through that and experience that.
Speaker 7: I was very excited that that was really cool for me.
Speaker 1: So yeah, just I guess, Angela, is Dave Franco a
good actor or not?
Speaker 3: I want to know what you say before I weigh in.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: No, oh, okay.
Speaker 4: I don't think I think he's got He's had a
couple of moments where he was fine, like twenty one
Drump Street and stuff like that. But it was painful one.
Speaker 1: I think Dave Franco is okay, and I thought he
was fine in this. However, he got lucky riding on
the success of pre canceled James Franco. If James Franco
got canceled just like five years earlier, I don't think
we'd have Dave Franco, or we wouldn't have him in
as many things.
Speaker 3: A good job, Dave Franco.
Speaker 1: Marison marrying Alison Brae as young as you could so
you didn't fall into the same.
Speaker 3: Trap as your older brother.
Speaker 1: Is James Franco back yet? Has there been a James
Franco revival yet?
Speaker 4: He's just recently said that he had aliens in his garage,
and that's the first I've heard from him a lot time.
Speaker 3: My god, Yes, that's a great idea for a movie.
Speaker 2: I think that's just the spring Breakers poster in his crush.
Speaker 3: Aliens in his now?
Speaker 1: Was that part of the the FBI files they released recently.
Speaker 3: One if some one of them was James Franco just
showing his garage. I met James Franco in person for
my old ja uh No.
Speaker 1: I worked for a YouTube prankster called Ed Bassmaster. Yeah,
we were at an event, uh where he was. He
was stressed, as his character called the creep. So it
was actually a really that.
Speaker 3: Was I've actually talked about this on the show before.
Speaker 1: That was the same night Will I AM's agent yelled
at me because he thought I was filming his performance.
And that was the night I got screamed at by
Miss Piggy's representative because I was just holding a camera
and this guy came up from the handsome people. It's like,
you're not to film this Piggy below the waist. You're
not to film me after doing this Piggy's voice, You're
not to this. I looked at him like, I'm not
filming this pig at all. What do you What do
you want me to do? I'm holding a camera. I
nowhere to put it. But James frank is there. Yeah,
James Franco creep the hell out of it. And then
his like assistant or whatever screamed in us.
Speaker 3: It was really funny.
Speaker 1: And then like two days later he got canceled. It
was like around that time, it was like fresh he
was so freaking hungover. It was hilarious because of you.
Speaker 2: You were calling TMZ.
Speaker 1: Just never forget them because I love the Muppets. So
I'm like, my one exposure with the Muppets is getting
yelled at goddamn.
Speaker 3: That night, after they.
Speaker 1: Were drinking the creepy cave water, uh, he starts having nightmares,
which honestly might be unrelated to the curse.
Speaker 3: It's probably a result of just drinking cave water.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he has this hallucination of the cave moving
and breathing, and I think I have a video clip
of that right here, and I think that's to imply
the curse is taking effect. And if you look this
closet there, you can see face in the wall.
Speaker 2: It's the sphincter of the butthole.
Speaker 3: It really is shunting from gaping.
Speaker 2: The cave is gaping.
Speaker 1: Has anyone else seen Society here besides oh yeah, I
reviewed it. Yeah, Yeah, it does really the cave when
you see it later more than light. I feel like
this was a previous shunting that went wrong. They just
kind of left them there. Uh so, yeah, next morning
they're able to get out of there. Oh, she reveals
that she's been smoking too, So clearly they made a
goal to stop smoking together, and they clearly broke it,
and I thought that was a cute moment where they're
like confessing to each other, like, yeah, we both broke
the rule. So yeah, they want to get out, but
their legs are kind of sticking together because of mildew.
Speaker 3: I do love.
Speaker 1: Later, he's like, I don't know what mildew is. I'm like,
at least he confess.
Speaker 2: Now that's like super glue though together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yeah, it does look like that when you
put glue together and like spread your fingers or whatever.
Speaker 4: Everybody that you can't say you don't love to do that.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, you're speaking of the present tense. I like
doing it when I was six. Okay, I was gonna say,
up to me, just bluing your fingers and spreading.
Speaker 4: I'm unemployed, so every day, buddy.
Speaker 3: Some people consider me unemployed.
Speaker 1: Anyway, they pull their legs apart and it's extremely painful
for them, and I like that they're blaming each other
and it's just like, clearly something happened that neither of
you were responsible for.
Speaker 3: Well they don't. They are responsible, but they don't know
that they're responsible. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They get out of there finally, and then she does
the old phone and the rice bowl trick. Now there
was something we have to mention. There is no internet here,
so their phones are broken and they are unlimited data,
which will come into play later when you're like, why
don't they just call for help because apparently they can
and they only have one neighbor.
Speaker 3: I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1: By the way, I feel like this phone in the
rice bull trick has never worked for me. Anyone ever
has success with this. Anyone tried this.
Speaker 6: I've never had to Yeah, you guys not dropping your phone,
So I guess we know who's responsible.
Speaker 1: Here said dropping in some rights and I'm like, that
shit didn't work.
Speaker 2: I'm a disposable track phone guy.
Speaker 3: Uh you know.
Speaker 1: I saw a disclosure day and they're doing the burner
phone thing from Breaking Bad. I'm like, I kind of
just want to buy a burner phone just to break
it in half. I just really want to do that.
It looks so cool.
Speaker 3: I want to make one call and be like, hey,
the hit is on and then just breaking that.
Speaker 1: Uh So, yeah, she asked for a massage before she
goes to work, and we see this spell like come
over him. I'm guessing he drank more of the water
because it hits him early and like fast. Uh, and
he starts like he's supposed to give her a message,
but he ends up like squeezing your back and like
really messing with her, and obviously she gets up set.
Speaker 3: She's like, all right, I'm leaving.
Speaker 2: That's the good advice of the movie. It's like, this
is how you get out of having to give your
woman a massage. Yeah, I karate chop my wife's back.
She's like, I don't need any more massages for the
real one.
Speaker 1: Well, later on we learned that she doesn't know how
to cook. You think that's how she got out.
Speaker 3: She's like, I'm just.
Speaker 1: Gonna like look like really bad, give him salmonella, and
then they'll never ask me to again. But I love
this moment where she's driving away and it's making his
body like move, so she like makes a left and
he hits his face on the wall and he just
starts jumping all around the shower. I thought that was
really really funny what he like freaking cracks the tiles
with his head, which I think the rest of the
movie he'd be fucked, but apparently he's fine.
Speaker 2: I've done weir in a shower.
Speaker 3: You've had but in the shower.
Speaker 1: And then so so he uh goes to meet with
a uh and I don't know this is a doctor.
Speaker 7: This was a very unclear scene to me.
Speaker 1: But in a prescription, so I'm guessing it's a doctor
or like a therapist or something.
Speaker 2: They don't have to happen. This has to happen for
my favorite part of the movie to happen.
Speaker 1: So wait, wait, wait, So they don't have internet, but
they've already got like a local therapist and doctor lined up.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, priorities, I guess.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the guys like, all right, uh, is this related
to your stress and your trauma and your mom who
had I don't know, craziness.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, it has nothing to do with that.
He's like, all right, here's some muscle reactors. What is it?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Is this value?
Speaker 1: He's like, it's called dioxypin or whatever now, which is
a joke that comes back later the correct name.
Speaker 3: Of the drug. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He Uh.
Speaker 1: He also tells about the missing couple, so of course
he starts googling the missing couple and uh, by the way, Kayley,
ever since we did the Nightmare on Elm Street, Remay
I hate all search engines. I want them to be
rocket blast or whatever it was in that one. I
missed the fake search engines. I think we need to
bring those back. Say it looks for the couple.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: He realizes they well, he doesn't realize yet, but he tells.
He tells uh Milly about it, and they talk. Yeah,
they're like last thing was like we're in a hike
or whatever, something lame. And he realizes their last post
is we took the plunge and he looks he could
not be faking a smile more. I love that it's
not even because he keeps saying like, oh, well, my
last post be but that's not his last post.
Speaker 3: It's her post that she tagged him in.
Speaker 2: I like that setup for the gag at the and oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like, my last post, can you make sure
it's uh dying or be right back dying.
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's pretty good, pretty good last post.
Speaker 1: Actually my last post, which I like, people were just
like the last thing I say before I die is
gonna something random, like a mystery, but they'll actually is
no mystery.
Speaker 3: I just want to confuse people.
Speaker 7: Now I know something you don't on my deathbed.
Speaker 3: I'll be like, it's in a cellar. Like what seller
was he talking about? I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Soon how you got all you assholes are gonna be
looking for it. It's under a big w Their neighbor
comes by, Jamie. He's like, Hi, let me welcome you
in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Uh. They're catching up. Uh they're talking about the woods.
Speaker 1: They mentioned they fell into the cave and he's like, yeah,
I used to belong to like a hippie, dippy, commie
new age.
Speaker 3: Cult out there.
Speaker 1: And then Jamie's like, yeah, they were a new age
cold I don't know what happened to him right away.
I'm like, you're a member. You're a member of the cult.
You're in the cult. You're the cult.
Speaker 3: Did anyone did everyone else have the same idea?
Speaker 6: Because I there was never There was never a point
in time where that wasn't blatantly obvious to me.
Speaker 1: And in case you guys missed it, he's wearing two
wedding rings in a movie where people get fused together.
Speaker 2: Like he's probably did this that you. I'm an idiot.
I did not know.
Speaker 3: Until they show it here they zoom up on it later. Yeah, yeah,
they keep trying to do.
Speaker 1: All these like mister rects with this guy, like oh
is he into her?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Did his husband die? And at the end it's like, oh,
it's exactly what we thought it was. It's exactly what
we thought it was.
Speaker 2: It's not a mystery film, Tony Well.
Speaker 3: His part is supposed to be. It's supposed to make
a guess, but you call it right away.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they're uh they This is where they have
that uncomfortable moment where they're pointing out each other's flalls
and you they're doing it in a jokey way, but
then you can tell it gets serious. I feel like
all of us have experienced this at some point in
their past. We've all been in this. I mean as
the spectator. I mean maybe we've been before arguing. I'm
sure I probably wasn't one point, but I have more
memories of being the spectator and be like, oh, no,
I hope they don't ask me to pick a side.
And then the friend's girlfriend goes.
Speaker 3: Do you think it's wrong? I'm like, oh, why did
she ask me that question?
Speaker 1: Because you can't answer, I don't care, which is what
I want to say, is so freaking uncomfortable, and I
got a clip of it here.
Speaker 4: Something weren't for me, you Nautica, And if it weren't
for me, you wouldn't be the only thirty something without
a driver's license.
Speaker 6: I Jamie handles that scene so masterfully, though, so Tony,
you just talked about like being that third person watching
this couple fight in is so horrible, and Jamie does
it perfectly. He says, it sounds like you guys complete
each other. It sounds like your strengths or weaknesses, and
your weaknesses are strengths.
Speaker 7: And I was like, oh, I'm gonna use that. Thanks Jamie.
Speaker 1: The situations I'm thinking of that would have just sounded
like nonsense.
Speaker 7: It's not them. It worked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that about the specific situation. Because my one
friend actually watches the show.
Speaker 3: Thank you for that fourth of July.
Speaker 2: It was great that the other guy that's that is
the cult creep guy that his name is Jamie, like
an a sexual name. That's funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bad and it's a gender fluid name. I know.
Speaker 1: So he leaves and then uh, Tim is just like
I gotta make out with my hot Uh what did
what did she call him?
Speaker 3: Her boy partner?
Speaker 1: Like she wants to beance, even though at this point
they should be engaged, and she won't say boyfriend.
Speaker 3: She went with boy partner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're they're just going at it, and then
their lips get stuck together and they rip apart, which
of course she's like, you bit me.
Speaker 3: It's like that was definitely not a bite. So and then.
Speaker 1: She she I like that line where she's like, if
you don't want to fuck me, just tell me.
Speaker 3: Like she's definitely like fed up with it.
Speaker 1: You can tell she like was tolerating it for months
and now she's like, all right, I'm done, I'm done.
Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta get in there or not. But
that night I.
Speaker 4: Didn't understand, Sorry, I didn't understand about the like he's
like biting her lip and all over her, and she's like, well,
if you don't want to have sex with me, it's
just like I think you're misreading all of the signals,
like where did finally making a move on you?
Speaker 2: Sorry? You wearing into my biting move.
Speaker 1: But she's like, you bit me, and he's like no,
because he acts like he got bit two and she
just totally ignores that. She's she's not very bright. She's
not very bright. However, I will say I do love.
Later on, she apologizes for all of this. I'm like,
you know what, most of women would have apologize, but
I liked that. She was like, you're actually right, I'm
glad she.
Speaker 3: Gave him a w there with the benefit behinds.
Speaker 1: She's like, I was wrong. But this is creepy where
she wakes up at night and she turns light on.
He's just ingesting her hair.
Speaker 2: I fucking hate the I hate hair related horror gags
like this. This is my least favorite part of the movie.
Like the mom uh nightmare or all the other freak
out things. This is the this is my eyeball or
shark uh part of the movie.
Speaker 1: Angela, don't say what scares you. For the love of God,
do not say what's now.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get hair audience, audience.
Speaker 1: I've been I've been dealing with maybe eight years of
stabbed eye and eye injuries. Stuff that can sent to
me all the time. Kaylee gets sharks constantly. I remember
Kaylee had this one friend who said, Hey, I'm going
on a day, can you look at this cool alpha
I picked, and then this asshole set a picture of
him in a shark costume. We're not going to name
names on who that was. Uh so don't, for the
love of God, do not say what your biggest fear is. Also, Andy,
I'm just gonna full screen this, thank you.
Speaker 4: And I like that you called it a gag.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's pretty freaky though. No, and I the
only one that hated this.
Speaker 3: No, it's freaky.
Speaker 1: I mean, hair stuff doesn't freak me out, but this
is a freaky scene because he's doing it like subconsciously.
His eyes are open about don't even think he's awake yet,
and it's like a vacuum. It's like a It's so gross.
But then again, she like gets up and he's like
coughing and freaking out. She's like, why are you eating
my hair? Like, lady, there's something wrong with him. There's
clearly something wrong with him. You need to, like against
his own will get him out there.
Speaker 3: That which is like.
Speaker 1: Two I love the next day, there's still hair in there.
Now let me full scream this again. Is it weirder
when it's a lot of hair or is it grosser
when it's like like a strand of hair.
Speaker 2: I know guys with hair in their teeth is usually
a good sign, right, ladies, wink wink.
Speaker 6: Andy has never shut up to ladies as quickly as that.
Speaker 3: I like that. I like that.
Speaker 1: Cayley rolled her eyes and he had like the most
delayed reaction. But he's just yanking his hair and it's
like it's not just like it's stuck in his mouth,
it's like stuck to him, Beau.
Speaker 3: He has to like yank it out of him.
Speaker 2: It reminded me of a basketball when he's licking the
g of the mom's dildo.
Speaker 1: Uh. And then here this is when she has to
drive him to the train station because she can't drive
him to the city.
Speaker 3: What she's real bummed about.
Speaker 1: It's like she has a job in that, Like why
won't you drive me two hours into the city. It's like,
because that's super inconvenient. Yeah, he's got to get to
the train. And here she's actually doing the right thing.
She's like, hey, you're like not well, and like he's
totally this is where he's being kind of it. She's like, hey,
you should stay home. He's like, of course you want
me to stay home. You don't want it to be
a great musician. And she's like, hey, you're trying to
eat my hair. You're freaking out and sweating all the time,
like you're clearly sick.
Speaker 3: You should stay home.
Speaker 2: There's no danger of your music career taking off.
Speaker 1: God forbid you miss this one thing. Uh So, yeah,
he goes to the station. He's taking a shit ton
of muscle relaxers. He's waiting to get picked up. But
as she leaves the spell, it overtakes him again and
he says he's getting like he's real horny. He's like
rubbing his legs and everything, and he goes, oh.
Speaker 3: No, not now, not.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: And then in school we circle back to this.
Speaker 1: I didn't think they were going to revisit this, but
we see this little girl who's drawing a picture, and
it turns.
Speaker 3: Out, uh oh, he left all his equipment there.
Speaker 1: I thought that was it turns out this girl was
the owner of the dogs. And if we could see
by the tails on the dogs, I think it's heavily
suggested that they lit them on fire.
Speaker 4: Well, I thought that was diarrhea because they drink that
cave of water.
Speaker 1: You know, it never confirms it, so it's open to interpretation.
Speaker 3: I think it's fine. Who thinks since.
Speaker 1: Diarrhea who thinks it's fire. Let us know in the chat.
Speaker 6: I previously thought that it was fire, but I like
Angela's take on us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, put in the chat for diarrhea. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Actually, but of course I won't read the chat unless
it's a super chat.
Speaker 3: I have to reiterate that.
Speaker 1: Uh No, I've had too many guests recently that are like,
I'm gonna read the free chat.
Speaker 3: I'm like, out, dare you? So?
Speaker 1: Yeah, her friend is uh calling her and she's like, hey,
you should probably like not live there and also break
up with him.
Speaker 3: Oh why don't you leave? And she's like, ah, nah,
I think I'll stay, and then she sees him outside.
Oh wait. She also mentions that, uh, this is a
great moment.
Speaker 1: This is definitely a breakup moment where you're like someone's
like you gotta break up and like, yeah, but he
was really great when he did this thing when he
bought me the Spice Girl's vinyl because I said it
was my favorite.
Speaker 3: Fan and I love what she goes.
Speaker 1: That was eight years ago, and I'm like, uh h,
it sounds like yeah, really hanging on to that.
Speaker 2: They got to set that up so they could pay
it off later at least fucking favorite gig.
Speaker 1: Like, here's the thing, Like, I'm not really I mean,
I know the Spice Girls obviously, I was in the
nineties and had a little sister.
Speaker 3: It's hard to avoid them.
Speaker 1: But as soon as they said Spice Girls, I'm like,
I know exactly what song is gonna play at the end.
I know exactly what it is.
Speaker 4: It's the only song about written ever in the world
about two people.
Speaker 3: Want to be.
Speaker 1: It would be weird to be even though that is
more popular one.
Speaker 2: I would have enjoyed that sequence more if it was here.
Speaker 1: But yeah, she's talking to her friend. She looks up
and he's just outside and he comes in. He's like,
I need you, I need you, And I thought it
was appropriate to come to a place full of fucking
children to tell you how much I want to plow
you right now. And I guess the spell has it
been working on her, But I guess it kind of
hits her a little bit here because she's like, yes,
let's have sex in the children's boys room. They're like,
this is a horrible idea, but yeah, they get in
there and it gets pretty spicy.
Speaker 6: Let me pause for a second here, because this might
be a question more for Angela. But sweaty running man
comes up to you and tries to bang you at
your workplace. And also he just ditched the one and
only thing that he's passionate about to do about in
order to do this, which means that he has no
motivation or drive.
Speaker 7: Do you want to have sex with him?
Speaker 1: Because real quick, Kayley, you have to mention that it's
like her boy partner, because you just said sweaty dirty man.
Speaker 3: You didn't emphasize it was like someone she's in a relationship.
Speaker 4: If it's a stranger, yes, but my boyfriend who won't
have sex with me?
Speaker 7: No, Angela, I like you more and more.
Speaker 3: I don't. But you didn't preface out the correct way.
You're like, all right, so a sweaty dirty man, Like,
what the fuck ever know?
Speaker 7: He's not behaving like her boyfriend?
Speaker 3: And you say your friend. You just started with sweaty
dirty man. You didn't say boyfriend.
Speaker 2: That's wandered onto a playground.
Speaker 4: He just got like a pill bottle. He keeps hopping.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, they go to Poundtown and they finish and
they're feeling pretty great and then, uh, they noticed someone's
watching them. And it turns out as a kid, and
she's just like, we gotta.
Speaker 3: We gotta get out, we gotta get out, we gotta
get out here.
Speaker 1: But he can't physically get out of her. And I
love again. I love when they blame each other like
they haven't figured it out. He's like, why are you
tensing up? She's really talking about knowing not uh, And
he tries to yank that bad boy out and I
had to censor it the best I could. I censored
it the best I could. Andy, I know you really
wanted the scene.
Speaker 2: Well, this is the reason I've been bugging Kayley for
the last six months to watch this is. I was
like body Horror Plato Symposium, because she brings that up
more than a couple of times in the last couple
of years. And this scene was like did you have
you seen it yet? Have you watched it yet? Have
you watched it yet? Exactly?
Speaker 1: And knows what I like, real quick, let me see
what was the Okay Shanks partner.
Speaker 3: His For a minute, I was just like, wait, this
is the director writer? Gay?
Speaker 1: I guess he is because it's a partner. Oh no
girlfriend since twenty ten? Well it just says partner. I
don't know if it's business.
Speaker 3: Partner or his girl partner, but it says, uh, where
should I just lost it? Hold on? Hold on Shank's.
Speaker 2: Partner picking this really flattering photo of me.
Speaker 1: Shag's partner, who worked for a sex toy company, supplied
free lifelike prop Genitalia for use in this scene. So
it basically she gave him like a prop dick, and
then they like dressed it up and made it look real.
It looked a little too real, but this was.
Speaker 2: I mean, I was surprised that the prosthetic was so big.
You know, It's like even the part that wasn't in
was still you know, twice as vague as a regular
penis or eight ladies of course.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, I what I really loved about the sequence.
And we got to see this a little bit earlier
in the massage sequences. We got to see it in
some of the dream like sequences and with the hair.
The the effects for this movie truly are the success
of it. And if you were going to do a
modern body horror film, I need to have that. And
I really liked the sequence because of that. It felt
very believable to me because everything was so life size
and accurate.
Speaker 2: I'll say that about this part effect, but when we
get to the third act, kind of hard decision.
Speaker 7: There are definitely some things that do not function.
Speaker 6: However, overall, I really liked a lot of the effects.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, this part's hard to watch. And this
this was rough where she looks at him and she's like,
I'm really sorry, and he's like what.
Speaker 3: She just pushes him out.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god the whole time, like, don't
show it, don't show it, don't show it.
Speaker 3: Thank god they don't show it.
Speaker 1: But then it gets worse because the kid comes back
with the teacher, Jamie, So what's the space. Tim is
just like on the toilet seat, trying not to scream
about his like dickon being ripped up. She walks out
and she's like, oh, yeah, I had a problem, and
I think Jamie like sees the blood tripping down. He's like, oh,
she must have had like a woman problem. He tells
the kid to like go back. He's like, all right,
get out of here, go back to class. Everything is fine,
but as he walks away, he sees Tim kitting out
of the toilet. I'm like, oh, that's bad. That's really bad.
Speaker 3: Cuts to her freaking out. She's like, what did you do?
Speaker 1: Like, you haven't touched me a month. You show up
at my work. I could have been fired or arrested.
Speaker 2: They're both on a list now, and he's like.
Speaker 1: Trying to tell her like there's something not right, like
we're fucked since we went to that cave, but she's
just not having it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She goes down the street to Jamie and we see
her ring a bell at the door, but we don't
see what the bell looks like.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, bad guy, bad guy, we saw bells earlier.
He's bad guy who fucking has a big goddamn bell
In this day and age, you we have bells? What
are you talking about? Shit.
Speaker 2: The one moment where she is probably the shittiest version
of that character when she invokes his dead parents and
throws it in his face before storms off. I was like, Wow,
that's fucking a nasty thing to say. This is how
you could tell she's getting fed up with his bullshit.
Speaker 1: I guess because she's like, I feel like your mom
And he's like why, because I'm crazy.
Speaker 3: She's no living with something that's dead. I'm like, that
is rough.
Speaker 1: We went really far there, you could have eased into
an insult like that. But yeah, she goes to Jamie's house.
She sees a picture of just two handsome gentleman who
looked kind of like Jamie but not quite.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say before we were about to spoil
things at the top, if you were merged into the
ideal version of two people and that guy who comes
out on the other side a little disappointed.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, he's like, so obviously bad guy.
Speaker 1: What was it reminded me of, uh, actually, it reminds
me of hot fuzz where what's his face? Timothy Dalton
is so clearly the bad guy, and the movie's kind
of having fun about how obvious he's the bad guy,
but you do you have to wait until the end
for it to be confirmed.
Speaker 3: You're like, yeah, but I know.
Speaker 1: And this is like the same thing where he's the
double rings, the two pictures of the guys the belts, like.
Speaker 3: You might as well just be like, it's me. I'm
gonna make you two stick together.
Speaker 2: It's me.
Speaker 3: And this is the scene where we find out he's gay.
Speaker 1: So he's sitting like a lady because up until this
they're like, is he really into her?
Speaker 3: And it's just like, no, you don't worry. He's just
a gay guy.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: And of course, so you missed this the two rings
close up.
Speaker 2: I was probably doing something else. I was playing.
Speaker 1: So I'm measuring your dick and comparing it with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like yeah, yeah, uh. But yeah.
Speaker 1: He talks about his lover that he was with, and
it's like I loved him so much and I was scared.
I was like, you, I didn't know what to do,
and I walked away and she's like, what did you do?
She's like, I did nothing. I didn't know what to do.
I had all this freedom, but then I couldn't think
of life with out him.
Speaker 3: And then the way he's telling the story, it makes it.
Speaker 1: Seem like they ended up together and he died, but
that's not the case.
Speaker 3: But I do like that he goes, hey, can I
show you my wedding tape?
Speaker 1: I've been waiting to show someone, And now that we
know what the wedding tape is, later on.
Speaker 3: It's just like, how did he think that was gonna go?
Speaker 1: That would have been the most horrifying thing in the world,
because somehow he knows what happens.
Speaker 3: Then with the cave and I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess I know where all the other cult members are,
but I don't know why he's just letting this happen
and not interfering more directly, I feel like he wants.
Speaker 4: It to happen because he's the one who told them
to go hiking in the woods behind the house, like
on the first day was yeah, hey, go to the woods.
Speaker 3: But to what end?
Speaker 1: I guess that's his question for the end of the movie,
like why does he want this to continue happening?
Speaker 3: And why are all the other ones in a wall?
Speaker 2: Is the answer?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: Heaven's Gate is the one where they all killed himself,
but they like left two people behind to maintain the website, right,
was there something like that? It's like, after thirty years,
have those people are they still maintaining the website?
Speaker 3: Or if they finally clicked that, they're like, oh wait,
I think that was all wrong. I think it was
all long. That's gonna be the worst shop.
Speaker 1: We're all going to Heaven and it's gonna be great,
but you gotta update our press.
Speaker 3: You're staying.
Speaker 2: I want to say, I want to say our boy,
uh Luigi Greenberg ain skeptical Robot just mentioned that that
website is still active.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, why were they updating the website? They're all
dead anyway. Sorry. They didn't want those two to go
to heaven with them, And they're like, you, guys.
Speaker 3: It's really important.
Speaker 6: Jesus wants to update that website.
Speaker 1: You'll get there eventually.
Speaker 3: We're going ahead and I we'll set it up for you.
We got a nice place.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Dave Franco's just hanging outside the window, and
she's like, oh shit, I gotta go. I can't watch
your wedding video, you creep. I gotta leave.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Showing up at children's playground and peaking in the
neighbor's windows, it's not a great look for Dave Franco.
Speaker 3: So, uh, they get home and he's checking his messages and.
Speaker 1: The rock Dogs, okay, who's starting a band called the
rock Dogs?
Speaker 3: I don't know how to play. Let's all start a band.
Speaker 2: I've ever heard. I didn't even notice that in the.
Speaker 3: Movie, guys. I don't know why the rock Dogs never
took off as a band. Uh, but yeah, I love.
They're like, hey, did you get in? How far away
are you? They're like, oh, the one.
Speaker 1: Guy goes you better be dead because this is very
rude to make a big deal about this and you're
gonna be there and then just ghost everyone.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: He's all upset about and I think they finally lose
internet at that point here.
Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah.
Speaker 1: He does a little bit more checking and he sees
the people got lost right around where they fell into
the cave, and he's like, okay, wait, I think I
figured something out here, and he's like looking at the
picture of them, he sees the bell. While this is happening,
you hear a bunch of noises upstairs and I forgot
to clip it, but I love that he's on the
computer and like the camera just looks at the ceiling
and you hear like the thump and the thud. I'm like, oh,
that's really cool because he's like, you know what's happening.
You're just like waiting for it to like pay off.
She shows up on the other side of the glass door.
It's like spasting out, Isn't it.
Speaker 2: Like a screenwriter's best development since Sliced Bread? That they
don't always have to have a scene where Jennifer Love
Hewitt goes to the public library to figure out who
the killer is now they can just use the internet
at home. It's such a shortcut to screenwriting.
Speaker 6: Oh for micro fies, it's so easy now.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, crap, did I miss a Did I miss
a clip? Hold on, I see a clip here, and
I think I might have miss something.
Speaker 3: I even started to miss the fights we had. Sorry,
I wanted to worth that.
Speaker 2: His previous Relationshipsky.
Speaker 1: Sorry, there was a reason I clip had backtracking to
that previous men. When he went I missed all the
fights we had, I'm thinking of every breakup my head.
Speaker 3: I've never missed a single fight.
Speaker 1: That was the weirdest thing of Like, No, even if
I missed the girl and I was sad, I never
missed the fights once. I never want to revisit those.
That was the dumbest thing this guy could have said.
Maybe he's regretting fusing spoiler with his other self and
he wants.
Speaker 3: To fuse with these people or something.
Speaker 1: Anyway, back to the scene we were talking about, he's
terrified open the door, but then like the curse has
gotten so strong that they freaking start.
Speaker 3: Levitating in the air. That's right.
Speaker 1: When I was first watching this, I'm like, Oh, is
it gonna be like a science thing, it's gonna be revealed.
It's like, oh no, it's definitely like magic, like ancient magic.
But yeah, they smash into each other and he has
to slap her to stap her out of bit.
Speaker 2: Yah, and of course she's like, why did you hit.
Speaker 3: Me downstairs in this room that I didn't know I
was in? Just now? Why do I feel like I've
been head budding?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Door?
Speaker 1: And might is my back hurt? Like I slunk down
a bunch of stairs?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I like this is the other useful information that
the movie gives us. The curative sleepwalking is the Sean
Connery treatment.
Speaker 1: But he tells her like, hey, something happened to those
people went missing.
Speaker 3: I think we have to.
Speaker 1: Stay apart, And she's like, you don't want to be
near me. He's like, exactly, we shouldn't be near each other.
Something happens when we get close to each other. And
she's just like not getting that. He means literally, She's like,
you just want to break up. He's like, that's not
what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: And I like that.
Speaker 1: He goes, look, just touch my hand, upprove it uproof,
and she just doesn't want to hear it. And it's
this moment where she gets up and she just tells
him like, uh, I don't want you, but she doesn't
like say you to be here. I just don't want you.
We forgot to mention her parents are coming on Sunday.
That's like a sicking clock element there. But basically she's
done with him, probably because he got stuck in her
badge and then slapped her across the face in the
same day that probably i'd probably be fed up.
Speaker 3: To at that point.
Speaker 1: Some girls are into it, but I like this little
bent again. It reminds me of the thing where like
the blood from her nose starts making its way to him, Like,
oh that's cool, that's cool. I get another setup for
something we'll see later on. So yeah, they we get
the I love you I okay again, another very relatable
one on the receiving end, the one who also had
to do that at some point be okay, like I
don't like hearing it, I don't like saying it feels wrong,
but yeah, they're sleeping in other rooms.
Speaker 3: Then he wakes up and he's just sliding on the floor.
Speaker 1: The curse is now magnetizing them.
Speaker 2: This is the point where it's almost to the minute,
like the third act, the last half hour of the
movie when things go into overdrive, and this when I
saw it the first time, this movie becomes a comedy
to me at this point, like so many things maybe
laugh out loud from this.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like at some point they're like, hey,
we know a contortionist we can get for the movie.
We're like, get her right here, get a lady contortionis
We're gonna make Alice Breeze look like she's falling behind
and her legs are all going around her. But yeah,
their fingers start to fuse together and it looks so awesome.
Speaker 3: And then hold on, I got an example of it. Actually,
Ah that the sound effects are creepy too, weird, Like.
Speaker 2: The sound effects are the whole thing, because it looked
just looked like silly putty to me. You put something
supposed to look hair and sweat. They need to be slimier.
I don't know, it just looked so fake to me.
A lot of a lot of this part of the
the effects portion of this part of the movie.
Speaker 1: But he learned, uh that if he has a panic attack,
you can take the muscle relaxers relaxers to even though
his brain is patticking, his muscles will relax and he'll stop.
Speaker 3: The feedback loop. And I forgot the clip it. I'm sorry,
but he just goes muscle relaxing. He's just screaming.
Speaker 4: I also just want to point out there, like in
the middle of the hall, and he's keeping his precious
muscle relaxers in like a table in the hall luckily,
where everybody keeps their muscle reliant.
Speaker 1: Ye yeah, wait, not like in his bedroom or like
a medicine cab that look at that house like it
has a medicine cab that I'm I don't I can't believe.
Other than writing, they're like, the bathroom will be too
far away. We need this to be we want it
in the hallway. So let's say it's in a nice stand.
Speaker 2: I thought he was headed to the bathroom when he's
sliding down the floor and then he pulls up his
shirt and he's got the literal bubble guts. He's gonna
ship his pants. I didn't understand that part, Like, what
what was the what was the meaning of that? You
know what I mean? How does that translate to them
being drawn together? That is, intestines are gurgling through his skin.
I don't know, it didn't make sense.
Speaker 1: I think the bodies just won each other and they're
acting all weird. That's the unrelated parasite that's in his belly.
It was merging with him unknowingly. It's like, ah, the parasite.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a fly situation.
Speaker 4: The parasite is the one who wants to bang Alison.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes it's not him, But.
Speaker 1: I love the pills Paul, and they're like eating them
and they're like, wait, it'll be faster if we snored them,
and they smashing them and storting them out.
Speaker 3: You're right.
Speaker 1: It is kind of a dark comedy. I didn't mind
the comedic elements.
Speaker 2: Oh when when he is like, oh, we gotta snort
it and he's just smashing the pills and doing wines
off of the hardwood floor, I was laughing my ass off.
That was the funniest part to me. I love it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, watching them really try to get those muscle relaxers
into their system as fast as they possibly can.
Speaker 7: That was a genius moment.
Speaker 3: That was good.
Speaker 1: But he wakes up and he looks on the table
and there we have it. We have the saw so
we know what's happening. Uh, She's taped them up to
a chair. He's like, hey, what what are you doing?
And we see that their arms have now fused together,
but the muscle relaxer stopped it, and she's like, hey,
they're gonna wear off soon and it's gonna start again,
so we gotta make sure we stop this.
Speaker 2: This was when we were talking about how I thought
the fusing of the hands together look corny and fake,
and how they could have made that cooler. I was
thinking about it and if one of them had a
tattoo and that started to like go across to the
other one, that maybe would have been a better sequence
for me. But this looks not bad but not good either.
I don't know. This doesn't look it looks fake as fuck.
Speaker 1: A lot of this realistic would look to be honest
about looking too rubbery and like with modern cameras and whatnot,
I know, like older films, you know you had like
darker lighting and stuff. But yeah, I don't know how
you shoot this in the daytime and not have it
look insane.
Speaker 2: But either the veins are good though, Yeah, the veins
are that's it. Yeah, that's what I practical effects.
Speaker 3: But with the practical effects, you don't get like the
bones moving underneath.
Speaker 1: It's kind of hard to do that practically, although there
were practical effects.
Speaker 3: That they enhanced with CGI, which I think is a
good thing.
Speaker 1: But yeah, she's ready to cut him, and she's like
getting him super drunk so he won't feel it.
Speaker 3: It's like it's fine.
Speaker 1: But then like they're sharing the same blood, so she's like,
oh no, I'm drunk now. He's like, oh god, and
you're left handed. This is gonna be terrible. And I
love that she turns the saw on and almost just
cuts his head off, flies in the air, and this
was a great moment where she's about to cut she
is She's just like, oh, by the way, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: You were obviously right. He's like I don't care anymore,
just kind of a.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: This was probably one of my favorite sequences within the movie,
because again, it is so funny to watch to have
the realization that she is getting drunk because he's getting
drunk and she's smaller than him, so it's gonna hit
her harder.
Speaker 7: So she's fucked right now.
Speaker 6: When she's about to try to save them, save them,
it's great.
Speaker 2: I was disappointed that they didn't show more of that sequence.
They leave it to the imagination. That's a fine way
to shoot a movie, but when given all of the
Saw films that you've been given, I just thought that
they would feature that more.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, I like the comita cutaway. Usually that could be annoying.
In this movie, it works because we've had a couple
of them so far.
Speaker 3: My god, well that.
Speaker 2: That relies so much on Dave Franco's facial expression acting,
which is a bad choice to make.
Speaker 3: Well, who would have been better in this movie? Come on?
Speaker 1: Anyway, So they're eating some snacks and they're like, we
gotta do something about this, and I love that. She's like,
we're going to a hospital. It's like a hospital won't help,
And I want to be like, how do you know? Well,
obviously it's a curse, but like, it would be nice
to have other people who can keep you separated, because
you guys are clearly doing a bad job on your
own right now. But he wants to go to the
cave and learn more, and she's like, no, that's the
source of.
Speaker 3: All our problems. No, how about we don't go to
that cave?
Speaker 4: His stomach yearns for the caves.
Speaker 1: Look, I love caves too, but the magic water cave
that fuses you with the girl.
Speaker 3: You want to leave.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back to that cave. I
want to avoid that cave. But she has a great idea.
Oh no, she has to go to Janie's because she
left her keys there. I don't know why she ever
took her keys out of the pocket, out of her
pockets when she was there, but she's like, all right,
I'm gonna go do that.
Speaker 2: There was a leave behind. She's kind of.
Speaker 3: Another great go back, another great cut.
Speaker 1: Don't do anything stupid. He like stands there for a
second and then just bolts right into the on, not
really hesitating at all. Okay, this is when they lose
the internet. Uh. And then this is when we see
that the obvious Colt guy has a magic sun bell thing,
which we all knew. I'm sure there's one person out
there that went chat let us know if you were
shocked and this guy was a bad guy, but let
us know in the form of a fifty dollars super chat. Anyway,
while she's going there, he's cave diving into the fucking
cave of wonders and I love that.
Speaker 3: Is Jamie surveilling them. How did he know what was.
Speaker 1: Going on with them at that moment, He's like, oh good,
they cut their hands off. She's definitely gonna come here.
I'm gonna have my wedding tape play. Do you think
he's just been on a loop and he's just been
standing there for.
Speaker 4: Like a day.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say it's possible that it's been on
a loop because presumably he has done this before with
other people, and if that's the case, he knows that
at some point they're going to break and then they
can come in and see the wedding tape.
Speaker 1: So you see the old chapel, which is I love
how it's cutting to like what it used to look
like and what it looks like.
Speaker 3: Now you've got the what we call it.
Speaker 7: The.
Speaker 2: Yes perfect union of people. So gross by.
Speaker 4: The way, jealous when we look like that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but uh yeah, Plato is an idiot. That's
a totally practical design. Zeus was right to stop it.
Zeus was like, har fin.
Speaker 2: Butthole the butthole.
Speaker 4: Also, it's super weird that this like crazy thing that
Plato figured out and this ancient magic just exists in like,
fuck ass Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3: Don't throw my state on the bus. I think this
is one of those weird state or angels they were
in Manhattan earlier. This is definitely New York, the don't
ship on the great state of We have.
Speaker 1: We have cool things here, like the crypti squawk. That's yeah,
it's it looks like a shaved bulldog. It's the worst
cryptid ever anyway, So he finds like the picture in there,
and then we see that they would start the wedding
in the chapel and they would bring you to the
magic butthole pond and then you would form and it.
Speaker 3: Would be freaky for a little bit.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: And then of course we have the my jade pegs.
I keep forgetting that JPEGs make it way too dark.
We get the Hereditary effect, which people are now calling it,
where your eyes have to adjust to the lighting and
you're like, oh, there's someone in the back there, which
I'm sure other movies have done, but Hereditary is like
the one that really popularized it, and we saw it
recently in what obsession It was in Obsession recently.
Speaker 3: Really good effect.
Speaker 1: I like it, But yeah, he's standing there in his
cult outfit, and he's like, I know what's happening. You
should totally fuse with your boyfriend who you said you
wanted to leave. I think it's a great idea. It's awesome.
And then we learn what happens if you're two unlucky
assholes who have no idea what the rules are and
don't know what to do. So we find the campers
and they fused into one being. But since they didn't
accept the fusion because they don't know what it is,
and this asshole cult member probably hasn't gone to the
cave to let them know, they're probably just resisting it constantly,
and they've turned into this horrifying blob monster.
Speaker 2: The Cronenberg that's on loan from the Lloyd Kaufman collection.
This was again, this is when I when I was
complaining about the effects before, I saw this creature and
it's like, I think I could make I don't know.
It's no, it's great.
Speaker 3: And it looks kind of like the painting too that
they should.
Speaker 2: It's gross, but I don't know, but but I love.
Speaker 3: That he warns her.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, another great cut where he's like, hey,
you're really gonna, you're yeah, but he's like, yeah, you're
really really GOODNA want to not like the alternative.
Speaker 2: I like how it's they gave it the pink hair
so you would know it was the girl camper? Yeah,
where where.
Speaker 3: Was this thing? The whole movie? How big is that cave?
How was it not there earlier? Where I was like whoa.
Speaker 4: When they were there all night?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But also around here he starts like fusing with the
cave too a little bit.
Speaker 3: It's like hands are sticking to it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I didn't understand that party.
Speaker 1: Well, if you look at the cave, it shows that
all the other cult members are the cave.
Speaker 3: They've all fused into it, so I think.
Speaker 1: So, I think the idea is like they all merged
with their like one lovers, and then they decided they
were all gonna merge together, and they've kind of like
become one with the cave, and Jamie wasn't invited because
he has.
Speaker 4: To make the wesde.
Speaker 1: So I think that is like the grand scheme of
it all is like eventually you will end up in
the cave infusing with all of them, so you can
all beat together, but you have to accept it, which
the hikers, who again don't know the rules. Because Jane sucks.
He has an update at the website. Probably they're all like, god.
Speaker 3: What are we doing?
Speaker 1: We don't know what we're doing, but uh, what's his face?
Jane's like, all right, you're taking too long. I'm gonna
cut like an artery in a or a vein in
your arm, so you're gonna bleed out.
Speaker 3: You have no choice but to fuse your boyfriend. Good luck.
This is weird.
Speaker 1: She slaps him and then his head like splits apart,
And at that point, I'm like, wait, is this reversible?
That kind of implies that it might be reversible and.
Speaker 4: You can get it, like just to have this ship
beaten out of you.
Speaker 3: And also what else would trigger that?
Speaker 1: Like what if he like sneeze really hard in class
and he comes to like shoots like two heads out
and the kids all freak out. I feel like that part,
Like I know it's a cool visual, but I'm thinking
about realistically, Like you would be terrified to go outdoors.
You would be afraid of tripping and turning into two
people in front of everyone, and we.
Speaker 2: Never see this character again, right, They would just kind
of revealed that as some kind of supernatural regenerative ability,
and I guess he doesn't. He just kind of come
up in for him and you don't see him again.
Speaker 1: No, no, but again I think I guess at some
point he will also go to the cave.
Speaker 3: I don't know why they are equal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why they all decided to become
a cave and let the chapel burn down. I was
waiting for like the towns people found out and they
hunted all of them, but I'm the last one. But
there's like nothing like that. Uh, not that you really
need it, but how could you not like this? Come on,
that's awesome.
Speaker 7: I like it.
Speaker 1: Loucks, as a fan of the thing who had to
sit through that terrifying, terrible prequel where they see Gi
the two guys fusing together, I'd like seeing a practical
effect here, And I'm like, all right, that's what I
kind of wanted to see in that movie, and we
didn't get it. We're kind of getting it here. But yeah,
they got a knife sticking out of an eck, like
they tried to kill themselves and they didn't pull it
off well, but he aanks it out of there and
he gets out now he has this knife.
Speaker 3: I love.
Speaker 1: When they get home, just instantly magnetized again and they're
like holding on to like poles and shit. But yeah,
he tells her he's got a plan. He's got a plan,
and then oh, he gets on his knee and doesn't
have a ring. This is a heartwarming moment, right where
we all moved by this emotionally.
Speaker 2: In this moment. You're doing this corniss bullshit, Okay, but he.
Speaker 1: Basically says that he does love her and he can't
imagine life without her and all of this and uh,
she is his other person. He finally figured it out
now after having his stick ripped off and his arm
cut off and seeing a horrifying amalgamation of two assholes,
he's now just all of that made him realize he
does love the woman who financially supports him and he's
gonna nobly kill himself.
Speaker 3: But she's like, oh, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: I'm bleeding out right now, and I like, I did
like this where the blood, her blood is going up
his shirt and he looks at the trail and he's like,
oh shit, so they're both dying, which I guess is
one way to break the curse.
Speaker 6: Uh So almost always with movies, I want them to
end like five or ten minutes before they actually end.
And when we see this sequence where you think he's
about to kill her and then instead he proposes and
then they realize that they want to be together, I
was like, Okay, end the movie right now. I was
so happy that we got the next ten minutes. I
really Typically I'm like, nope, just end the movie. That
was the correct ending. Why are we continuing on? But
I really really enjoy how this actually wraps up.
Speaker 3: Sorry, give me one. It cut off my slides at
one hundred again. Hold on, Hold on.
Speaker 7: Every professional Tony over here.
Speaker 1: Sometimes stream Yard doesn't do it, and then sometimes it does.
It drives me nuts, Tony.
Speaker 2: I appreciate the hard work that you put into the
production of the show.
Speaker 3: Thank you for time. Guys.
Speaker 1: When I get a girlfriend again in ten years, how
should I propose with no ring? Should I wait for
her to propose? Give me some ideas while I make
a new.
Speaker 2: This is a handbook of how to get chicks propose
with no ring.
Speaker 3: I gotta go to a cave. That's very important.
Speaker 2: Jerk off in the shower.
Speaker 4: She's financially supporting you beforehand.
Speaker 7: Yeah, learn how to cook? That wasn't I.
Speaker 3: Do know how to cook that? That is?
Speaker 1: Oh, come on, log into your account for sending you
a code. Come on, stream Yard, don't fuck me now.
Speaker 4: Doesn't want us to see them.
Speaker 2: Kaylee is right though, the last U the final sequence
is the fireworks factory. You save the best version of
that the effects for the very end of the movie.
Speaker 3: So which which trust me? Is gonna look great?
Speaker 1: And I got pictures of it, but I gotta take
the goddamn Google codd.
Speaker 3: This is a first. This is a first. The slides
being cut off.
Speaker 1: That happens a lot me having to reverify even though
I logged it earlier. That is a first for the show. Yes,
I trust stream Yard. I'm already pulling slides from my account.
I don't need to trust stream Yard anymore than I already.
Speaker 2: Chat GBT is saying to put your social Security numbers.
Speaker 7: Say it out loud.
Speaker 2: Actually yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So it's revealal that he put his hand on her
arm so she wouldn't bleed.
Speaker 2: That just looks like a big scrotum. Yeah what else?
Speaker 3: I mean? It is shriveled skin?
Speaker 1: Andy I'll like, come on, but yeah, he's like, you
know what, we should be together as one horrifying monster.
And you know what, baby, let's put on the spice girls.
It was gonna be our wedding song.
Speaker 2: He doesn't even know what the neighbor Jamie has been
explaining about it. He doesn't know anything about Jamie and
his husband and that he became a singular person from
two people. I think successfully, all James Franco knows is
the freak in the cave and he's like, yeah, let's
do that.
Speaker 1: I think he's figured out like we did, like we
have to accept it and let it happen. When you
resist it, that's when it gets all messed up. He's
come to that conclusion on his own. I don't think
he knows, like the specific that there was a wedding
ceremony and stuff that I don't think he would Yes, idiot,
how did.
Speaker 4: He figure it out?
Speaker 2: I had miskey and muscle relaxes.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and also like if he didn't do it,
she was gonna die and he can't really cut himself
up again. So he's like, hey, you know, let's try it.
Let's try to be one horrifying blob. But yeah, he
pulls out the Spice Girl's vinyl, which I knew they
were going to pick that song, but there was a
moment where I'm like, oh, I wonder if they cleared
the song. And then I saw the album, I'm like, oh,
we're about to get that song. He puts it on
and they're like all right, let's uh, let's do this.
And then you see Alice in green tits for ten seconds,
very happy about that, and then they start mutating and
morphing into one horrifying abomination.
Speaker 3: This is cool. I do like that.
Speaker 1: Again, this is something you can't really get her practical
effects where you get like the fingers moving underneath. Oh,
that's awesome. And thank got her hair covered upper nipple.
I just realized I didn't censor that as well as
I should have. Thank god, frowns and breeze hair or
that would have been a problem. And then we have
the reason I didn't really want to see this movie originally, uh, because,
as I mentioned earlier, you don't don't mention eye injuries
or creepy eye stuff. When the poster came out that
was this, I maybe got like one hundred tweets and
DMS being like, hey, you should see this movie, and
I'm like, hey, you should fucking never message me again.
This was really hard. I'm having a hard time looking
at it right now. I really don't like it.
Speaker 6: This was another effect that I really enjoyed. I liked
seeing the eyelashes intertwined again. This is kind of like
the symbolism of the togetherness being so incredibly deep that
we have to suffer through Tony's favorite eyeball stuff. Everybody
spent Tony more eyeballs.
Speaker 1: No, no, uh, and there you go. That's the last
time we see them more fingers.
Speaker 2: The beautiful soulmates together at last? Are they really.
Speaker 3: That's the thing?
Speaker 1: They keep saying it's soulmates, But it feels like just
any two people could fall in there and then morph.
Speaker 3: It doesn't seem like it's picking.
Speaker 4: I was curious about, like, if if you're not meant
to be, if you're not soulmates, do you turn into
an abomination or merge with the cave or whatever? But
if you are soulmates, it I didn't know if that
was the case or not. I don't think so. I
don't think these two they hate.
Speaker 2: Each other based on based on the other couple and
the with the pink hair that didn't that ended up
the way they did, and then the the last scene
of the film. I think the difference is just choosing
it and being meant to be together. So that's my interpretation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they choose it. Oh good, their internet came just
in time. Their internet came back.
Speaker 2: For their Facebook post game up to pay off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and oh boy, her parents, they're real excited to
see them. And now they also have a bell. Was
that bell always there and they just never showed it?
I think that's me maybe like a former cult member's house,
because why else would they have In one day they
got the magic bell?
Speaker 3: Are they friends with Jamie now?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: And then we get a hilarious ending on.
Speaker 2: Hi Hi, Hey we turned into tig Nataro.
Speaker 3: Okay. I have a lot of questions here.
Speaker 1: Thank god the movie ends, because I'm like, wait, how
do you get like a whole new personality, How do
you tell your family about this?
Speaker 3: How do you get them to believe? What the fuck
do you?
Speaker 4: It's clearly them too mixed.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 1: What they did they got they had Alisonbrie acted out
with like a short hair wig, and they like put
they gave her like his eyebrows with like makeup and stuff,
and then they had yeah, and then they had him
shoot the scene with his face like like with all
the dots, and then they warphed it later on in
a post and then they came from that ridiculous voice
and I, by the way, my friend who didn't finish
the movie, I'm like, oh, then they turned the one
person at the end I set the nut screenshot and they.
Speaker 3: They're like, oh no, that's hilarious. Wait.
Speaker 1: I have so many questions, like how do you how
do you survive in a modern world like this? So
many people have so many questions, like, hey, who where's
this house?
Speaker 3: You are the owners? Where the other owners go?
Speaker 2: You just live in the middle of the woods alone,
like Jamie, They have no friends except your neighbors, who
you're trying to sucker into doing the same dumb thing
you did.
Speaker 4: It's a true they them situation. The pronouns are really.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just think again, thank god the movie
ends on that and didn't go further, because I'm just
thinking of all these I want to see.
Speaker 4: The dinner, I want to see the lunch with the parents, Like,
please go on, I gotta see, right. I love.
Speaker 6: I would like to see a short film of the
lunch with the parents that I think.
Speaker 7: I don't want a sequel to this.
Speaker 6: I don't want to pick up where we left off,
but doing a short film of that would.
Speaker 2: Be post credit scene.
Speaker 7: Yeahs, yeah, I love.
Speaker 6: Also, when right before the parents arrive there, you get
to see that the table is set for three, and
I think that before earlier in the movie, she only
mentions that her mom is coming, So when you see
that her dad is also there, Okay, I must misremember that,
but you see that the table is set for three,
so you know that some sort of crazy morphine has
been going on, and it's it's the timing is excellent.
It's silly and goofy, and I want to see them
all interact more.
Speaker 1: I think they should have did a TV sitcom thing
where she's like wearing a wig and then she puts
a mustache on. It's like, Hi, I'm Tim, I grew
a mustache. I'm a different guy. Oh, let me get
she's in the other.
Speaker 6: Room, but she's wearing one of those She's wearing one
of those outfits, the half tuxedo at half evening.
Speaker 7: Down the.
Speaker 2: Substance ending where it's the Freak from the Cave Monster
with Alison Breeze face sta on it.
Speaker 3: Angela's sorry, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Oh, I was just wondering about her job. Like that's
the way they can afford this.
Speaker 1: House, like Jamie could be like I got another teacher,
but then it's like wholds the house?
Speaker 3: And who's so.
Speaker 1: Many complicated questions they have a security number.
Speaker 3: Like It's funny. There's movies that do this. I know.
Corey Barker Baker he said his.
Speaker 1: Next movie will like hint at whatever happened in Obsession,
and it reminds me of how Hatchet Too. Have you
guys ever seen Hatchet Too? It like shows you the
aftermath of his movie Frozen. They have like the girl
from the ski lift talking and.
Speaker 3: What was it.
Speaker 1: I really like that movie Moon and the director apparently
did a sequel that was garbage, but it mentions what
happened at the end of Moon.
Speaker 3: Whatever Michael Shank's next.
Speaker 1: Movie is, I want them to just be like, oh,
by the way two people can confuse together. We learned
that in this little town in upstate New York, not Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3: I put something like.
Speaker 1: That where like a newspaper's like two freaks fused together,
their science is confused.
Speaker 3: I'll appreciate something like that.
Speaker 1: Or Kayler, you know they show the parents like we
disavowed our gender morphed child. Yeah, but that is the
end of together.
Speaker 3: Final thoughts. I really like this.
Speaker 1: I really enjoy it. It's fast, it's brisk, it's a
good time. It has many relatable things that I've had
to gone through. Not mixing with people, but breakup stuff.
Breakup drama is really I don't know why it's entered
into horror films, but it's really getting to me. It's terrifying.
Speaker 3: Andy. Final thoughts, since you suggested this and wanted this
so bad.
Speaker 2: M Yeah, I really liked the jayhor vibe of the beginning,
and then I really liked I was watching that the
whole Hallway sequence and it reminded me of adaptation when
Charlie Kaufman's brother starts writing the movie and it just
the accelerator goes down and it starts going in all
these wild actions.
Speaker 3: Oh your joke?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. I asked Groc, like, what it would look
like if Tony and Kaylee merged into one person? And
what that eight year old child would look like. And
then I asked it, what if Kayley and Angela had
an eight year old boy, what that looked like?
Speaker 3: Pull that up?
Speaker 4: Uh ala our son together.
Speaker 3: And oh you have one for me and you?
Speaker 2: And yeah, then I said, what if Tony and I
had a child, what would that look like?
Speaker 1: It'll probably be the most attractive and handsome of the
asshole your asshole.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah. So all in all, I really enjoy the film,
and I but Dave Franco's performance is maybe the worst
part of it. And yeah, just some of the wacky.
It just got wacky in the in the most fun way.
In the third act. It went from being something really
creepy and uh meditative on codependence and attraction kind of
they're they're physically attractive even though they don't really seem
to want to be together, which is kind of the
opposite of usually people are emotionally attracted when you know
maybe they shouldn't be. So uh it was it was
fun to watch the them interpret that you know on screen.
So I mean I insisted on doing this, so obviously
I I enjoyed it to a degree.
Speaker 1: But real quick, uh, we were all wrong. I just
glanced over and I saw, Uh, the film is set
in Washington State, so.
Speaker 3: We were all wrong about where it was set.
Speaker 6: Washing two hours from New York, I guess, yeah, yeah,
they referred to it as the city.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know, I see a thing you're saying.
Speaker 1: Though it's in Washington State, it was filmed in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
Speaker 3: Sorry, uh Kaylee. Final thoughts on together.
Speaker 6: You know, I love the concept of a as Andy
mentioned earlier, I love Plato's Symposium. I love the concept
of that story. I love other movies that reference it,
including Hedwig and the Angry Inch. But and so overall,
the concept of a Plato's symposium based horror movie is
exactly up my alley. And in so many ways this
movie succeeded, it's still left me feeling a little bit
underwhelmed overall, which I was very sad about because I
had great expectations for it. I think that so much
of that has to do with me not really being
attached to the couple and finding those sequences of the
relationship building to be a little bit boring and not
really exciting for me. And as we've all kind of mentioned,
as we've gone through this there's a lot of questions.
I don't necessarily know that the story, no matter how
interesting it is, makes any sense at all. Now I
can suspend my disbelief in any body horror movie, which again,
one of my favorite genres. So I enjoy it regardless.
I just would maybe like it to feel a little
bit something more.
Speaker 7: I don't know. I also love the penis scene.
Speaker 2: As we all know, all those questions will be answered
in the sequel.
Speaker 3: Together again, Angela final thoughts on Together.
Speaker 4: Okay, So I really wanted to like this movie a lot.
I was really excited about it when I saw the
promo images and stuff for it. I feel like, for
a body horror movie, I just needed a little bit
more body horror, especially because this movie came out the
same year after The Substance, and I feel like that
really did it a service, because the Substance just blew
everybody away with you know, all of the body horror
and the things that it was able.
Speaker 3: Well, well not everyone. John Carpenter hated for Substance. I
was there. I was at that Q and A when
he was shitting on it. I was the guy who
asked him about Elvis. I was the only one who
asked him about his Elvis movie. But anyway, here go.
Speaker 4: I agree with Kayleie. I just wanted a little bit
more from it. I needed some more just I don't know.
It kind of left me just wanting more, and I
feel like the dialogue and the writing wasn't necessarily up
to part with what I wanted. But I do think
this movie is super entertaining and unintentionally hilarious in certain parts,
and I would recommend anybody to watch it. You're gonna
have a great time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good Hulu streaming horror movie night movie.
You don't have to watch it for too long. It's
a good time, all right. How about we read some
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Speaker 7: Find out who you are, smart, smart man.
Speaker 3: We're gonna shrink from a cave and you're gonna be
stuck with me forever.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I can't believe your left to comment for
five dollars?
Speaker 3: Kaylee, how would you like me to take.
Speaker 1: You out to dinner to despise Tony?
Speaker 3: I think he meant spie.
Speaker 1: That doesn't really make sl right, no right, because he
still won't do it for Crystal and Jonah Johanna. Yeah,
I'm like four years late. Iowa, I'm at dinner.
Speaker 7: Yeah you do.
Speaker 1: I got a prediction wrong, but you know what, it
really helped when Crystal moved to Florida.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, you should move that way. I get
out of doing that.
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put one up. Andy's censored?
Speaker 2: Hi, thank you?
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Speaker 3: Back, all right?
Speaker 1: Beavis e J three and why I don't know why
Streamer has been messing up like everyone's names? Uh?
Speaker 3: Where are you gonna do? The Oceans movies?
Speaker 1: There's the original three with Clooney and then the Woke,
but I don't know. Kayley keeps hinting at a Girl's
Month that seems like something she would do Oceans, but
I doubt Girl's Month.
Speaker 3: Is gonna happen.
Speaker 1: In fact, when I go to Rochester, I will be
leaving a bomb in our house to prevent it from happening.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. I like Ocean's.
Speaker 1: Eleven, but the sequels suck because they just all wanted
to hang out and I really don't want to rewatch
the sequels ever again.
Speaker 3: So I don't know.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: The Flute Wizard for five dollars thought this movie and
Obsession were just okay. B pluses had some cool parts,
but could have been written better with more over.
Speaker 3: The top stuff, love y'all.
Speaker 1: That's the thing with these You can't get like two
over the top because then people will be like, there's
some supernatural stuff here. We all have to get involved
in interfere and then you kind of lose the herror.
Like if they were running in the middle of town
like morphing together, the movie would be done.
Speaker 3: People would just shoot them for being horrifying.
Speaker 1: Uh So you guys agree, are these, Is this an
obsession just b pluses?
Speaker 6: Usually flut Wizard and I agree on movies, I think,
but I disagree vehemently about Obsession.
Speaker 7: I think that it is a near perfect movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did like Obsession. I think I love like
the obsession more, but I enjoy both of these. I
think I love the substance more than both of them.
Speaker 2: At an obsession just kind of Oh, I bought this
magic charm in a gift shop.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, And it's a caution.
Speaker 1: Men should not be going into shops that sell crystals
and tarot cards.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't belong there.
Speaker 2: That's only by women gifts. That's the ring.
Speaker 1: My favorite thing that we talked about, My favorite thing
are like it's mostly just women that they are like,
he's the bad guy because he made the wish, and
I'm like, no, no, he thought it was a toy
joke thing because in the real world it doesn't worry.
Speaker 3: That wasn't when he became he became a bad guy
in the movie.
Speaker 1: But making the wish, and of course it's like girls
who believe in astrology and I'm like, all right, never mind,
never mind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the bad guy because he bought a toy.
Speaker 2: I would be like, Yeah, a guy buying X ray
glasses the back of a comic book, what are you
gonna do with those?
Speaker 1: He's he bought those X rayspects like he didn't know
they were all right? Freddy Jones Junior for four ninety nine, Andy,
could you tell Lucy congrats on her brilliant prediction? Uh?
Stuttering John wouldn't hire an attorney or respond to Shuley's
frivolous lawsuit?
Speaker 3: Wait? Is that new? Has he not hired an attorney?
Speaker 6: No, he has hired an attorney, and he has requested
an extension of time, which I suspect he will be granted.
But I'm an idiot, So congratulations, thank you?
Speaker 3: Oh was that a sarcastic thing?
Speaker 7: It seems to be.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know who Freddy Jones Junior is and
I have been keeping up with that.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I thought that was an actual compliment.
Speaker 3: You made a great prediction. Good job, And it's like,
oh no.
Speaker 7: Some people compliment me on the internet.
Speaker 3: Are you stupid?
Speaker 1: Need ten more super chats? Rob Kay? And I'm sure?
Oh wow, I see a hold on and I see
a little link next to Rob K's name, which means it's.
Speaker 3: Not on my channel. For five dollars, preach Kaylee.
Speaker 1: The body hoars scenes were good, but the relationship scenes
were dull, mostly because Dave Franco is so cringey.
Speaker 3: It realized there was so much Dave Franco hate. What
the fuck?
Speaker 1: And no one should love Dave Franco, but you should
all just be like, okay with Dave Franco that this
hate is coming out of nowhere.
Speaker 3: Lucha st for two dollars, Andy should watch the movie
X Stay X day? Is that a typo? Or is
there a movie called X stay.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a trap?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Sorry, that wasn't the full title. The full title is
X day Hair Extensions. After hair from a dead girl
is sold as extensions, a deadly curse begins, killing its wearers,
pushing a hairdresser in her needs to uncover its dark
origin and stop the horn.
Speaker 3: It looks like it's an Asian film. Uh, Andy, I.
Speaker 2: Think you're gonna have to watch that movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh co Goo from Kill Bill in Battle Royalites
in it. I might have to watch that movie. That
looks good. Okay, Uh the flip?
Speaker 1: Wait did you not put the full title so you
can keep the super chat.
Speaker 3: Under five dollars. You guess.
Speaker 1: Sure the fail for two dollars, the answer is always diarrhea.
Speaker 3: I guess that was the dog painting question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's joke of Angela was.
Speaker 1: Uh senior sticks for two dollars? Is it body horror
or body romance? Either way? Odd, it's a body romantic horror.
Speaker 3: We're just gonna go with that.
Speaker 2: Being too close to other people's never appeal what I now.
I merge with my significant other and I never get
a moment's piece for what's good about this.
Speaker 1: I assume once your brains connect, you're just one entity
or a new thing. The Culinary Mercenary for four ninety nine, Tony,
do you really believe that the Rocketeer is not based
on a comic book? Kayley, I'm really looking forward to
Girls Month? All right, well, Culinary Mercenary your band forever?
Speaker 6: Girls Month August twenty twenty six, Angela, I would love
to have you joined for that WETA with Tony.
Speaker 7: We got to with Tony, we are gonna slay.
Speaker 3: I love that You're like, it's definitely happening.
Speaker 1: And then all the hacked movies Girls are like, I
haven't heard from Kayley, that's true.
Speaker 7: I finally did start reaching out.
Speaker 2: I'm it's I call it that Girls Time of the Month.
Speaker 3: Hold on based on the rockets here.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I must have screwed up at some point
and said Rocketeer is not a comic. What I meant
was Originally I thought the rockets Heer was based off
like a thirties like Batman or The Fantom. But it
was based off a comic. But it's a comic from
the eighties. It's meant to feel like an old thirties
forties comic.
Speaker 6: So I messed up, and he does know anything. You
have to watch Girls Month.
Speaker 2: Only credibility shot asshole.
Speaker 1: So yes, I was right and wrong about the Rocketeer
whenever I said that, do their clothes merge as well?
Speaker 3: No, they do not.
Speaker 1: Hamilton Burger for two Canadian dollars more like play does Symposium?
Speaker 3: Am I right?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, baby, good one nailed.
Speaker 4: They have to buy all new clothes too to fit
their new body. Oh yeah, anyway, okay.
Speaker 1: Hamilton Burger again, also money for Kayley to bring Angela back.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Hamilton Burger. But I do have to say
this is entirely Andy's doing. Andy organized all of us
getting together for this, So thank you Andy.
Speaker 7: But we could all talk about this movie.
Speaker 1: Sure see Senior Sticks again for two dollars. This needs
a trilogy. Quadrilogy, Yes, it needs.
Speaker 3: A quad trilogy. Where am I he here?
Speaker 1: Let's where can we find you guys? Well, we can
find Kayley at once Over with Kayley on YouTube.
Speaker 3: But you got coming? Oh hey Kayley? Uh Sunset Boulevard
any day now? Right? That review me shot five months ago.
Speaker 7: I'm very behind.
Speaker 3: That was meant for the anniversary last year.
Speaker 1: We relate to shooting it helps late to being a
I don't know if you got any messages. I called
you out in the Seat of Chucky review because there's
a scene that literally references Sunset Bulevard in it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, release the Sunset bull of Art. Come?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: What else you got coming up on once Over one?
Speaker 6: I am very excited that you are going to be
coming to Rochester on July nineteenth and we're going to
be doing a live screening of Street Fighter. The movie
is going to be awesome and I hope that everybody
comes out to that. You can get tickets at Comedy
at the Carlson. It is going to be in connection
with the Rochester Comedy Festival. We're going to be doing
some funny stuff. We'll be on stage, will be in costume.
It's gonna be lovely.
Speaker 2: I got my ticket.
Speaker 1: Kayley is going to be Cammy. She insisted on being
Balrog and I was like, no, I will not let
you do blackface, Kley. It's not happening, no matter how
much you asked for it.
Speaker 2: But she would have been topless.
Speaker 3: I think I don't know know the other.
Speaker 2: Glackit black tits? Is that is that racist?
Speaker 3: Yes? Speaking of racist, we can find you at all.
Speaker 2: Apologies. Yeah, yeah, thanks for having me. This has been
I've been looking forward to this for quite some time
and uh, all apologies. I'm doing Sunday Mornings at nine
with my co host Nelly from the UK, and uh,
there's been a lot of apologies in the Devil Versus. Recently,
Keano and Bacon did the Beef Tips Skies and I
saw Rocco and Cardiff ripping off the Chris Catan content
that I brought to Hackemania, so I'm gonna put them
on blast. So that's happening Sunday, and then on July first,
Kaylee is going to be back on the show for
a poker game. I do a poker stream with different
creators from all around the YouTube's and anybody that wants
to get in on that can DM me on x
all apologies podcast over.
Speaker 1: There, so they're apology maxing there. They're all sorry maxing
over there. Yeah, you guys think Clivic yoular and I
couldn't stop saying maxing.
Speaker 3: Yeah. A two weeks I kept working it into everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it'll get and then it's taken over the
Final Boss's channel.
Speaker 1: So speaking of some dabble Verse thing, it hasn't happened yet,
but I think next week I'm recording with a Dabblevers
person everyone loved up until a month ago, Shmuel Buckman,
who now everyone hates.
Speaker 3: It's great, perfect.
Speaker 1: Timing to have him on the show. I'm like, yeah,
I'm finding in Shmuel Buckman. I watch everyone show and
they're like, she fuel made up a rumor about me.
She will say this, like, oh god, I waited too long.
I was afraid he was gonna die because he's a
million years old. But now just everyone doesn't like him,
like fuck, but I'm having him on for Poltergeist too,
So I need him because.
Speaker 2: It's like, really because he looks like that guy, because.
Speaker 1: He looks like the bad guy from It's literally the
only reason I'm putting him on the show because I
wanted to wear a hat and looked like the bad
guy for polter Guys too. And now everyone, fucking god, damn.
Speaker 3: It, you really screwed me. Uh, you can find you
and Angela? Where else can we follow you? Since you're
new to hack the movies?
Speaker 4: Here on Instagram? Same thing, Angelida's Horror Twitch, Angelida's Horror,
all of it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and uh, what do you got coming up? What
other reviews you have?
Speaker 2: Tomorrow?
Speaker 4: Well, tomorrow night, I'm doing a watch long to May.
I've never seen May.
Speaker 3: Oh yes a minute since seen it, but.
Speaker 4: I remember really yeah, everybody keeps telling me that it's
super good, great ending, So I was like, yeah, pull
the pull, pull the pug on that, pull the cord
on that how you say it? But that'll be tomorrow
night at nine pm Central Time. And then uh, sometime
next week I'm going to be releasing a video about uh,
you know, like the desktop like webcam horror movies. Oh yeah,
Brended like that I'm going to go into a couple
of those and rank some of those because I'm open windows.
Open Windows, Yes, with Elijah Woods and Slasha Gray.
Speaker 7: Of course, what a successful and unique movie. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: Yes, I like the host from twenty twenty, the Zoom
one that.
Speaker 6: Was Yes, I do too, and you just watched that, yeah,
my recommendation.
Speaker 1: I like, Oh so it was literally shot over zoom
during COVID.
Speaker 7: They also up ice Cube one No as a word
of the world.
Speaker 1: No, that's the World, which also was filmed during COVID
and was shout out last year. No, it was like
it was like an indie film, so like all the
actors shot it at their homes on zoom and everything.
It was like really really well done and it came
out like in the middle of lockdown. They shot it
fast shut or picked it up. It was a solid,
solid movie. It's really of its time too.
Speaker 3: It was it was a good one. It was good one.
Speaker 1: But yeah, definitely check that out. I think it's one
of the best examples of that what do they call
it screen life genre? I think it's what it called
screen life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, but yeah, definitely do that.
Speaker 1: And we have no more super chats, right, Okay, so
we're just gonna get the hell out of here, all right.
Goodbye everyone, Goodbye