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Speaker 2: Your old career gives you lemons. Throwing some ice, mixing
some vodka colored a podcast from the Mac of All
Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots
geem Ram It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 3: Well, hello, welcome, thanks for getting your pot on.
Speaker 1: Thanks shop telling them, friend, that's how we shrendling hardship.
Speaker 4: Look who's ears? I'm back, baby, I'm beg like a
bad case of herpes. Douggy French in the house. I'm
coming back like Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: He brings in all these costumes and then I stupidly say, yeah,
I'll put that on.
Speaker 4: We look good, you look good.
Speaker 1: I look here, Harney, Merry Christmas, my friend, Merry Christmas
to you. What's happening with Dougie Fresh?
Speaker 4: I got my Christmas cards done this weekend?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you know how much your stamp is?
Speaker 1: You know you started this before we came on, and
you asked me that.
Speaker 4: I bent over laughing.
Speaker 1: I started laughing because I go.
Speaker 4: Why is that funny?
Speaker 1: I want to know what I'm going to tell you,
because it's like you got together with your knitting crew.
Speaker 4: Do you know how much a stamp cost these days?
Speaker 1: God damn it. I can't even get a quart of
milk for that money anymore.
Speaker 4: I had to get Haiti stamps. I almost plotzed it
be cheap, but to drive them.
Speaker 1: I was just going, this is the funniest thing in
the world, the cost of a stamp.
Speaker 4: Cost of a stamp?
Speaker 1: Now wait, now, hang on a second. Did you do
the thing that I hope you didn't do?
Speaker 4: What's it?
Speaker 1: Because you I heard you say to me. Did you
see my post? So this irritated you so much you
took to social media to go, you know what.
Speaker 5: I can't tell you what, Karen Helen, Virginia.
Speaker 4: The cost of a stamp is outrageous. I did, but
I tried to do it in a funny way, and
I did get a couple of bad feedbacks. You did, yes,
my one, my why would people give a bad feet ball?
Speaker 1: By the fuck? I'm sorry?
Speaker 4: Let's right. Well, my one cousin works for the post office.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well for seventy three cents.
Speaker 1: There's seventy three cents in the stamp. And I'm like, oh,
it's seventy three cents, yeah for a stamp for one stamp.
What happens to the stamps that I have? They don't work.
Speaker 4: They're still good for a certain period of time.
Speaker 1: Okay, Hold, so we're almost up to adult, almost up.
Speaker 4: So the cards I got were in actuality less than
the stamps. So my cousin Karen wrote, well, my cards
were less than the stamps.
Speaker 6: It was crazy because I asked her Jesus Christ, I.
Speaker 1: Just should have folded them up in little paper airplanes
and flew them to you.
Speaker 4: Hey, you should be hottered. And actually, wait a second,
do you have one? I saved seventy three cents.
Speaker 1: Oh you did to give you a look at that?
You cheap fuck?
Speaker 4: Well, you know because you sent me. I sent you
a text? Right, what's your address?
Speaker 1: And I totally forgot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I totally forgot Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: So wow, this is the gayest Christmas card I've ever seen.
Speaker 4: Look on the back. Oh my, look at that.
Speaker 1: This is great dog. Nice job.
Speaker 4: So the first twenty and I got him at Walgreens
there was sixty percent off. The first set only had
the front. And then I wet.
Speaker 1: Your red abbots.
Speaker 4: Yes, I know, everybody that knows me knows I'm an
abbit's junk in this summer. And then I went up
a little on the paper and said, oh, you can
have more pictures on the back. So I'm like, you know,
why not?
Speaker 1: It looks great?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like it, so I sent out seventy three.
Speaker 1: Wow, I usually do. But I don't know if I
got this card and like and you weren't sitting in
front of me, if I would go what's kind of said?
It's just pictures of Doug all by himself. It's Doug, Doug, Doug. Well,
I'm teasing now.
Speaker 4: I don't have a pet. I don't have a girlfriend.
Well there are pictures of the breast cancer fundraiser.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you're their pet. Yeah that's uh, wow, nicely, Doug.
Speaker 4: You're not gonna hang it up nicely, just gonna throw
it back in the end. Well, you know you got
to say it for home.
Speaker 1: You know I will hang it up. I don't know
that I have a magnet here to hang it up,
like on the fridge.
Speaker 4: Do you want? I got you? I got your bag too.
Speaker 1: Okay, and I could uh we could put it, you
know what, I can put it in there, you can
put it. I've been hanging them up at home and
take them home. It's fine here because I'm gonna come
in here and probably put some stuff around the window.
I yes, you realize, I'm only saying that just to
be I.
Speaker 4: Know, I know we were talking about it earlier today
or actually last night with somebody. I am, well, somebody
trying to get under somebody's skin. And I'm like, well,
Bill tries to do that to me all the time.
Is a dick, I'm like when he tries that, of
course he is always he always not a dick. He
just loves doing He loves getting under my skin.
Speaker 1: Why there are certain things that I love getting under
your skin? I know you do. Yes, there's one in particular,
and I won't say what it is right now, but
I love it, and I love it because it is
to me. I think I see it a little bit
differently than you. Yes, because I have these in my
life and you don't. And I think it's amazing. What
are you doing?
Speaker 4: I was showing you what I made. What it's what
you mad? I made ornaments this weekend?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes, he was.
Speaker 1: Going on Christmas cards and ornaments.
Speaker 4: I do Christmas cards every year.
Speaker 1: No, I know you do.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. I wasn't gonna do them this year?
Speaker 1: Why? Oh I know why? Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, those of you don't know, but let me explain. Yeah, okay,
so I usually do picture ones over the past. I
don't know six seven years. Anyways, I wasn't really sure.
And I'm moving out of my old place where you
had all those dirty martinis, where ship facing and Uber home.
But anyways, so I'm moving my last end table and
behind the end table there's a car that had fallen down,
and it's from a woman named Carol. Okay, Carol Hancock,
my buddy's mother out in California, and she wrote me
last year that she loves getting my cards and Christmas
is not complete until she gets that one that says
from Rochester, New York. So that was the last thing
I took from my old house moving into my mother's house.
So I'm like, you feel like, let me let me
do these I'm with, let me start.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something you let me take that
one step weirder for you. I don't think those things
happened by accident. Yeah, I really don't. I think it's
a message from sort of the beyond, maybe your own mom, going, Doug,
do it. It's gonna get you in the holiday spirit
and it'll make you feel better. Well, did you feel
better getting these cards out?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And I actually wrote her letter letting her know
that little story.
Speaker 1: I love the ones in the back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you're in them.
Speaker 1: No, no, well that no, that wasn't why the like
I like the top one here, and they're all like
some of these are kind of similar. You get to
the back and it's dug in different poses and it's
really funny. The aviage one made me laugh out loud.
You're forty nine ers hat? Yes, yeah, oh god, there's
two of us.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know. I only saw the one. I
didn't know you.
Speaker 4: Put only twelve pictures. If you could look a little. No,
you know you're interested. I am. You're like, oh this
is great. I'm gonna put a bag in animal. I know.
I'm joking. You're not.
Speaker 1: You're not. You're sensitive. You're fragile. They're a fragile devil.
Deg I got it.
Speaker 4: So so, yes, the are two of you in the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't see that. It's lovely. I just the
ones that made me laast year. You went the hat like.
Speaker 4: This, Yeah, somebody said, take turn around. I just had
my forty eight.
Speaker 1: It's a great hat. So that's a great picture.
Speaker 4: So peaceful or something like that. Strake a pose and
then I saw these things on Pinterest. Uh, just something
on Facebook, real something you could do at home that
was so easy. It's a.
Speaker 6: It's a it's so easy and you could do it,
you dumb shoes. Thumb octopus, it's cheaper than a stamp.
Speaker 4: It's a. It's a. It's an ornament, clear ornament, some candy. Oh,
a shotglass.
Speaker 1: Inside an ornament.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, plastic ornament, yeah, redding, red and green candies,
a shotglass and a top of a coke can or
beer can, a little super glow.
Speaker 1: Wow. Oh, so it looks like a gumball machine.
Speaker 4: So I made those over the weekend too, trying to
get into the And I also.
Speaker 1: Tell me you made one for me. I'll fucking I
made you this? You made this? Be careful? All right?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 1: I think it's your your gate? Okay is it? No? Now?
Well read the.
Speaker 4: This is awesome.
Speaker 1: Did you make you made this?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Look at you. That's a great. Look at that. So
a move mud whistle. Oh that's so funny.
Speaker 4: I will I hope it doesn't tip it over because
it's Oh I saw that one. Oh they're getting it
on the billified like this, Doug, Thank you, you're welcome.
So I had an old bag. I always use. I
have a whole bag of letters and I go, you know,
I'll spread them out and oh my god, billified I
got enough boom.
Speaker 1: Look at that.
Speaker 4: And then I'm like, no, I can't have it. I
am you do. I have mud whistle. I go, this
would and boom. I had so paint them. Got the
Google gum from Walmart. Yeah. I made that over the
weekend and then I had believe it or not, I
actually worked really hard on that hard. But the filler
was first ribbons. Ribbons went in it and it didn't
show up well. And then I had anal beads. Oh really,
I had beats and they must have smelled terrible. They
were terrible white, red and green. But you know what.
I went to lift it up and the and it
was too heavy popped out. And then my friend said,
I I have some filler and I go what to
like and I'm like, you know what, the white's gonna
work out. So I had a little funnel and kept
pushing it down with a pencil. Nothing says Christmas like
mud whistle, and it's Christmas. Yes, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've been making you've been making ornament. You
really have turned into quite the well you know what,
middle aged lonely man at the reason I made the
Hey Doug, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: I'm making ornaments?
Speaker 6: And do you know how much a stamp costs?
Speaker 4: My god, it adds up.
Speaker 1: I know it does, but it does. You're absolutely you
know what I take on you. But they did it, boy,
they snucked that one by because.
Speaker 4: August, I mean, yeah, I would. I mean I was
obviously busy with family.
Speaker 1: Uh. I don't even remember hearing about it, because I
am like, they used to well here's the deal. I
worked more in mainstream media, and so you would see like, hey,
the price of stamp is going up thirty five to
thirty five cents. I thought they that's the last I.
Speaker 4: Remember was fifty three cents. So then she goes seventy three.
I go seventy I go no, not first class? I
go just no, she goes, that's the price everything. I really,
I'm like, when did this happen? I'm like, well, I've
been busy. I didn't get old. Yeah, with family everything,
and going I'm like, okay, well you know now if
they're the cards are bought, they're all sealed, signed, delivered.
Speaker 1: I'm yours now one of my gonna do.
Speaker 4: How what am I gonna do?
Speaker 1: Damn? And in fact, I know four or five people
I had an old one of my.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to interrupt. One of my things about Christmas
cards is one that that night when I'm cracking a
beer and going through and I have a brand new
address book that I can think, I just thirty seconds
forty five think of good old memories. Yeah, and then
knowing that, well, this kind of seems selfish. But when
you ask people, do you do Christmas cards? Oh? No,
it got too expensive, got to be too much. So
between the bills, what do you get bills? Political statements? Yeah,
ship in the mail you can Oh my god, Oh
I got something in the mail. Oh, somebody actually signed it.
It's not printed out.
Speaker 1: Funny.
Speaker 4: I think I think it just makes people.
Speaker 1: I think I get five or six just because it's
mostly my family and stuff that I'll get them from.
Most people aren't really doing I have some college friends
that do do them, but I don't see many people
making them. And I do wonder if it'll come back
a little bit, like only because it is something that
I'm watching and I always look for, like trends and
things yeah, you know what I mean. And I'm wondering
if there's even a little bit of a pushback on
social media. I don't know if if it's real that
these types of things start to become popular or more meaningful.
Do you know what I'm saying? Like I can hold
it in my hand instead of scrolling right by. If
I go to look at it again, I may not
find it, you know what I mean. And I got
the card, and I just I hear people talking. I
hear young people talking about Eh, I'm not doing that
one anymore. I'm not on this one. You know. It's
just interesting to me. And I don't know. I look
for things to go. Where are we headed? I always
think commercials are a great indicator of where we're headed.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you know all I'm seeing it? Not
all I'm seeing. But uh, I don't even want to
get into it the HIV drug afterwards the next morning, you.
Speaker 1: Know, well, I'm going to tell you why because I.
Speaker 4: Know pharmaceuticals is a trillion dollar company.
Speaker 1: No that that part is true, And you're right, and
look and we'll get into the whole CEO thing because
I just want to get it. I'll look at it
from a slightly different angle, but that was a frustrated customer.
It sounds like more than anything that went and killed
the head of this of the United Health.
Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't hear about that. Get the flip dog.
Speaker 1: What have you been under a rock?
Speaker 4: I've been moving into my mother's house. This just happened,
like I haven't been watching.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I'll give you the whole story.
Speaker 4: Look at how I dressed you. I am looking. I'm
watching Christmas movies, doing cards, making ornaments. I'm come coming
out with my mud whistle. But recky, what do you
see sit at my mud with.
Speaker 1: But the uh no? But I I yes, and I.
The other thing that's happening is they're starting to see
a rise in HIV, which lead states yes and they
and they they believe the reason is that people are
having unprotected sex and more older people. All Right, I'm
not gonna get pregnant. I don't care what's gonna happen.
I'm not gonna catch anything. And people are. And I
set in on some talk where a guy locally is
trying to get patent where it would almost be like
a diabetes test, you prick yourself. It's almost like the
diabetes COVID right where you prick your blood and right
in the thing, it'll tell you, Yeah, if you're HIV
positive HIV, I'll say this, I'm not. Did you know
that I'm not a scientist or doctor? Okay, all right,
just in case you didn't know, I'm not. And there's
a difference. And I don't know what it is because
between HIV and AIDS, I don't really know autoimmune deficiency,
but HIV, I'm I believe you have to have HIV
to get AIDS. So one is the precursor of the other.
I'm assuming and I don't mean to sound as ignorant
as I do right now, but they are seeing an
increase in that, So I wonder if that's why you're
seeing the ad as well. And then yeah, you're probably right.
There's a hell of a lot of profit to be made,
hell of a lot of profit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So go have sex and then take this pill
and everything. I'll be all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but see people, Yeah, sure, I don't know what
happens with I just know that I saw the study
saying like there's been an almost an eight to ten
percent increase. That's a lot, I know, because if you
say to somebody worldwide.
Speaker 4: In America or I'd have to see this.
Speaker 1: I'd have to see the stats again. I thought they
were saying worldwide, but mostly because there were there's more
or casual sex. People are living longer, so you've got you.
Speaker 4: Know, so the government had to, you know, step their
up their game and like we got to get rid
of some people. So yeah, you know they did it.
Speaker 1: Oh they did it. Dog. Look come on, Doug, you
were in the Christmas spirit. What happened? You're more Christmas
than you've ever been in your life. You're making ornaments,
making ornaments.
Speaker 4: We'll put it right on the time and effort in that.
Speaker 1: Uh, we'll take a moment, Doug, and we'll talk about
Luigi Mangione. Luigi Mangion. I'll give you the story of
what Luigi did and then how Luigi was caught. And
that was more of what I was going to focus on.
I realized you weren't as familiar with the story. Well,
we'll get you caught up on all of that stuff, dog,
and we'll put your mud whistle, i mean, your bilified
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Speaker 4: As the snow flow on the Golden Great Chicago, More
Little Baby, the Child and Bold and Negator Tool.
Speaker 1: The song always gives me like a chill.
Speaker 4: So yeah, you ever listen to the remake of Him
and Lisa racing?
Speaker 1: And I may have years ago it was like the
Naked Yeah and Natalie Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Don't think it took off as well. But she's dead.
He's dead. This ye take a look at you. Do
you hear about Prince hey?
Speaker 1: Captain obvious?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 1: I did? I for some reason, and I don't know why.
I associate the song with Christmas and it makes no sense.
But well, the beginning sounds like Jesus beautiforn, only only
he's not gonna grow up to be an agreeable with.
Speaker 4: The Ronney noless the cold and blues in beginning too.
And I've only heard this about a million times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's Dave.
Speaker 4: He's probably singing it.
Speaker 1: Now. Are there any Elvis impersonators in town.
Speaker 4: Besides my dad?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: All moved out. They all moved to Washington and Oregon.
They couldn't cut it with the old man.
Speaker 1: Is there any because I would love to have one like,
you know, as a surprise for David, just all of
a sudden just show up and then they can have
dueling Elvis. Oh god, it would be a great count
It would be great.
Speaker 4: I've seen it.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on.
Speaker 4: I've seen him as state fairs, carnivals, even bars, your
old man. When there's is an Elvis in person, and
then Dad, hey, mind if I sing a song and
then he blows him out of the water and the
guy just crossed. Oh yeah, he has to upstage the guy.
Speaker 1: He does, Yes, he does. He's saying in his head,
because how did I not get this gig? Well? Maybe
that or or does his wife ever say Tom, wow,
that guy's that guy's pretty good, and he'll be like, whoa.
Speaker 4: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: Whoa stand by, stand by. I'm gonna show you, yeah,
show you. So. I love the fact that you have
been very busy and and and I gotta say it
shows like in the stuff that you the pictures you
showed me and stuff, and I don't mean it, I
mean that you. I'm trying. It's hard for me with
you because I know that you're always waiting for that
a little underhanded jab, but I wasn't. I you showed
me pictures of where you put up wine racks and
things in the house. It's all. That's a lot of
fucking work, man, And moving is tough, and getting prepping
is tough. You know, if you have time, anybody who's
ever moved into a house, especially if you get kids things.
You know, when I was selling homes. I would always
paint the walls a bayge color because people wanted to
see their own color. But I love that red you had.
I had a red accent wall in a townhouse that
I had that I had cathedral ceilings and went all
the way up. I loved it, and it was suggested
that we painted before we moved. I'm like, what why,
that's beautiful. That was one of the things that sold me.
I'm buying this place. Beautiful hardwoods and all this, and
it just accented and we did, and then any other
house has been kind of the same with that. So
but it's nice if you have time before you actually
move your furniture in to have someone, a professional painter
come in and do it. That's great. Rooms in that one. Yeah,
not easy, no that Yeah you didn't. You did a
little little patrickork. You can see the cracks. I did
not do it as well. Yeah, buddy of mind. Do
you know how to do it? I do. I don't
mean to have an effort. Yeah, I don't mean to.
But it's a lot sample. You know, people usually you
load it up, let it dry, stand it.
Speaker 4: Yes, well, you use gift cards or something that's not
so big yeah, so, but everything's an easy fix. I
want to see how until until first day I turned
on my mother's shower all the way to the hot
How does it go to see if I need to
change the temperature on the Yeah, go to turn it off.
Doesn't turn off? What doesn't the shower? So nowtairs, what
do you mean find the turnoff valve.
Speaker 1: For the whole house or just for for that just.
Speaker 4: Over it wasn't gonna overflow. But I mean, I do
know how to fix it. So I called a buddy
and oh, that's an easy fix. Four hours later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing's easy.
Speaker 4: Nothing.
Speaker 1: What was it? You know? It was a rubber washer
washer that broke. Couldn't inside inside? Oh inside, your y
pain the end? So to get a whole new.
Speaker 4: Yes, I did a whole new faucet. Of course, your
screwdrivers don't work because it's an Ailen wrench, which I
had Alen wrenches, but not long enough. So then you wrench, yeah,
not long enough. And then the way the well this
is on the day was a little tight in the morning,
it's real long. It's real good. Okay, but that's fixed
so little by little. I'm not in a hurry for anything.
Speaker 1: They're not in a hurry for anything, meaning what to
get done. There's no rush, there's no rush, there's no timeline,
there's no deadline. Yeah, that makes it easier, right, and
you can do it right without having to rush through.
And it's always funny when you do projects, like at
your own place, you start, you see all the flaws,
Like you'll see the flaws.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to move one thing, get one thing done,
and then this is I'm looking at this and I'm
I'm I get overwhelmed. I'm like, yeah, that's it for today. Right.
Speaker 1: It's like, but when you finish something, you'll look at
it and you go no one else will see it. Yeah,
everybody'll tell you it looks great and they mean it right,
but you'll see like that little piece.
Speaker 4: Where you know what the little things that I've missed
or I know I've messed up on. I'm not worried
because I know I won't I won't remember it. And
you'd really have to hone in on it to see it.
And then unless somebody was a dick like you and
pointed out everybody, Hey do you see Dougie fuck that one?
See where he spagled? You see this cry behind the
behind the picture. Hey Dan, the wall inverted here. Hey Doug,
your sh is full again.
Speaker 1: All right, So you're not that familiar with the story
of the United Healthcare ceo?
Speaker 4: I am not know.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I got I want to say, like a
week ago or so, Uh is this again the United?
Give me one second, because I think I did. Health Yeah,
United Healthcare ceo. Fifty year old.
Speaker 4: Guy, United Healthcare. He's at a what's he doing?
Speaker 1: It's insurance, health insurance okay, all health insurance. Pardon me,
I was just trying to make sure that something was
stay influcted.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's health insurance and.
Speaker 4: This Uh he's the top dog of it.
Speaker 1: Yes, And he was at a conference. He went outside
for a walk and he was shot and killed. Well,
and I'm gonna say New York City broad daylight, kind
of busy, right. Uh. The person at the time, it
was said that he had a silencer on the gun. Uh.
There were witnesses, but they didn't care. People were saying,
was this a professional hit? No one could figure it out.
He takes off on a scooter into a park and
no one finds him, like it happened so quick. So quick,
and I think. Then they're watching taping things. The gun
originally jammed on the guy, and they.
Speaker 4: The guy with a backpack of the hood. You got it, okay,
get a little bit about.
Speaker 1: It and some different things that have been So then
they find there were messages written on the bullets about
healthcare and different things.
Speaker 4: What if you don't put him in the same right order,
you could be getting own Juliet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, folks, let's play wheel bullets. So yeah, so
he wrote some stuff on there. Okay, so guy takes off, yes.
Speaker 4: Questions messages. I have a funny one for you. So
I'm going through all my pictures. I'm making a calendar.
I'm looking at old pictures about six years ago. When
your text got too long, you'd get two in a row.
This girl, Tammy says, hey, this one. I was working
at wind Jammers, probably nine years ago. Anyways, I just
came across and says, hey, mom and I are going
to be over at my pool and ironicquoy having cock.
Five minutes later, the next text tails, if you want
to come over after work, We'll let you know and
bring some wings. I was dying, but go ahead, So
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: So no so the guy.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you get those bullets not in the
right order, anything could anything can happen anything.
Speaker 1: So now that the person's on the run, they don't
know where this person is, they don't know who this
person is. They then they get pictures of the person
and it turns out it looks like it's a young guy. Uh,
women are There were two schools of thought that came
out over the weekend on this guy. A lot of
people going, yeah, I get it, I get why he's
you know, frustrated. You know, I go, you can't really
condone the killing of somebody because of price is too high.
I just can't. And then on the other it was, uh,
but he's really hot. He's like a really hot guy. Okay,
this this is I was of the two things that
those two things that's noticed. I'm gonna just say, I'm
sure the world that's what America's come to. So, uh,
they got the guy.
Speaker 4: Oh good, Yeah, did he give a reason?
Speaker 1: No, well not yet. So he got captured in Altoona, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 4: I've been through Altuna.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. It was yesterday, Monday morning that he got Uh.
He was spotted eating out of McDonald's Okay, now it's
the original story was he was spotted at a McDonald's
by costomer. I'm going it's Altuna, Pennsylvania, with a population
of less than fifty thousand within the Altoona city limits.
Altuna is one of those if you look at things
were radio markets. It was not that big. I voicetracked
to make it sound like it was in Altoona because
they weren't paying people to go to Altuna. Okay, and
I'm sure it's nice, but it was really it started
by railroad. I think the town of Altoona, and I
only know this from having like red liners and things
the railroad town. I think that it just kind of
spread it out because they needed somewhere to send the
railroads outside of Philly in places to like store them
and build. So they became was their big economic engine.
So somebody calls in, Hey, here's the thing. You're in Altuna.
The guy has one of those blue masks you know
that you would wear during COVID and stuff. He's wearing that.
I go, you're in Altuna and you're sitting there and
you're looking at this guy, and he's been all over
every cable and major network. News and you keep looking
and thinking, but it's altuna, right, you know what I mean?
And I'm going you could just imagine that some guy
and his wife are there, they're older couple, and she's gone,
I think it to him, He's like, ah, Jesus Christ Ethel,
it's altuna, for God's sake. And then you know that
that poor motherfucker got an earful when it comes out.
Speaker 4: Then it was the guy, right.
Speaker 1: I think a friend of mine told me that CNN
talked to guys maybe your dad's age, maybe my right,
the whistleblower. Yeah, well no, they they called up and said, hey,
I think what they're saying from what I'm finding out
now is it was an employee employee, and employees saw
it and maybe the customers. You're wondering if there was
a little bit of a buzz, because.
Speaker 4: It makes more sense because I think people that are
really involved in social media, that's their whole life flipping
through it, just connecting, and you're younger locking this in there.
Speaker 1: Probably because I'm going even the police, right, hey, Johnson,
we just got a call. They think they got that
CEO shooter down in al Tuna. McDonald's man, Hey, why
you're there, pick me up a mcgriddell, bacon, jake and cheese.
You know what I mean. It's like, who's believing it? Right?
Like I gotta tell you even here, Let's say it
was at Fairport where we do the podcast.
Speaker 4: If you walk past, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know.
Speaker 4: He doesn't that look like the shooter? Yeah, you're drunk.
And then don't make an ornament. It makes it.
Speaker 1: Makes you're high on glue. You're high on glue. The
But how many like when you you put out pictures
of somebody, how many times has someone been pulled over
because they resemble somebody? And they're like, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: I got a tell me you no. Today, actually, friend
came in the bar. I was guest bartending and a
and they need to shift covered at a place called Noon's.
Friend came in and they said do you know this guy?
And I'd have to look up the story A son that.
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 4: Yeah, his name is.
Speaker 1: Richard, Yeah, I know a little bit about it.
Speaker 4: And she goes, you know this guy go no, well
I used to go to wind Jamers Land. I'm like
that was twelve years ago, and so many people and
then something came in with his wife. And then she said,
when we used to have the pool table. Yeah, there
was a party back there, and he asked them to
move everything off the pool table. And I go, wait
a minute, go let me see that picture again. He's
not wearing his glasses. I go, I know him, yes,
And he would come in and play pool every Sunday
night with either with friends or by himself. And I
don't know a whole story. I don't know the whole story.
Speaker 1: I don't know the whole story either. But his son
had posted his other son, who lives in Irondogoi, he
posted on social media.
Speaker 4: He'd been missing my dad. Yeah, he said.
Speaker 1: I don't know the whole connection. His social media posts
had pictures. My dad is old school. He has a
flight at four am. He would never be laid his
cold clothes or folded on the bed and packed. So
I don't know if the guy now lived out of
state came to visit his sons stayed with the one
in Irondiquoit, goes to visit the other one, and he goes,
it's been a long it's been like a while. I
have heard from him. I keep calling his He never
lets his phone be without charge and he I'm fearing
the worst, is what the guy said, because he didn't
get along. He and my brother did not get along.
And then I guess this the brother whatever happened. I
turned himself in, brought the body to the police. No,
the guy that killed him, his son that killed him. Yeah,
from what I understand, But I don't know all the
details of the story. But again, you see the picture
and at first you don't know, and then someone jogged
your memory.
Speaker 4: Picture his classes on right, the one to the left
that I didn't scroll over. I'm like, yes, that's him. Yeah, okay,
said he played one. He's come in two or three beers.
Please forty dollars worth of quick draw and go back
there in the police. This is I want to see
him all night.
Speaker 1: This has got to be the biggest thing to happen
in Altuna in a long time. Well, as far as
you know, Well, yeah, it is as far as I know.
But I'm going if you're one, if you weren't in
that McDonald's, is that the story? I mean, every relative
here is over the Christmas holiday? Oh yeah, I was
inches away.
Speaker 4: Karen, put your stamps down. The seventy three cents he's
got two burgers for three ninety nine. This is better
than the stamps. Wipe your mud whistle.
Speaker 1: We're going to town.
Speaker 4: We're gonna find.
Speaker 1: Out, they said, uh yeah. According to court documents, the
Altuna officers found the guy sitting at a table in
the back McDonald's, wearing a blue medical mask and looking
at a laptop with a backpack on the floor near
the table. When the officers asked him to pull the
mask down. They recognize them from photos, and he goes.
My partner and I recognized them immediately. And I don't
mean to make fun of, like I'm poking fun at
Altuna being small and maybe not a lot happens there,
But when was the last time he really talked about Altuna, Pennsylvania?
You know, never, right, And so I'm sure these are
just as good, right, And just these police are as
strong of as talented as they police officer anywhere. And
so they did recognize the guy, and he goes, just
from what we saw in the media with photos, videos,
we just didn't even think twice about it. We knew
it was our guy. He was carrying multiple The guy
had a couple of different IDs. This kid guns on him,
he still had the gun.
Speaker 4: He still had the gun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to know what this is. This is
a I'm gonna say it this way, and I will
wait to see. There's a fine line between genius and insanity.
This kid's a genius. He went to a very elite
prep high school in Maryland. He comes from a family
with a lot of money. They own country clubs. I
think they own hospitals or healthcare systems. Real estate, pretty
big real estate. The kid had been living in Hawaii
as part of like a co op thing, and he
would go out and surf and he was having a
lot of back pain and to the point where it
was kind of immobilizing him. And he's twenty six years old.
He is a University of Pennsylvania Ivy League school, has
a bat and a master's from there in computer science.
He was the valedictorian of this elite high school he
went to and he started things like book club. It
was just that guy and whatever happened. He read the
Unibomber's book, the Manifesto, whatever went out, and I guess
it just stuck with him and he had his own
thing and wow went off and yeah, he.
Speaker 4: Thought this was the best way to get people's attention
to health care.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think he was. No one knows yet.
No one knows yet. According to my son, he has
ghost accounts, which I guess would be more. Well, he's
not dead, so that's not really true. But he has
accounts that aren't you can't really link to him, but
they are him. And he released somebody released something. So
it almost sounds because I don't know that it's just
him releasing or somebody else. But my son said he's
going to release a video or a video will be
released with him explaining why he did all this stuff. Now,
I don't know, I don't I don't know if the
I think if law enforcement gets to it.
Speaker 4: Let's just say you do that and then people have
to subscribe two dollars to get this, and you will
not let this go until you have four million people subscribe,
so that would give you eight million dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Jay Z used to do that. He would have an
album and he goes until ten million or pre ordered.
Nobody's getting it. Wow. I think that was a Blue
Blue Zone, the blue album. Okay, and he's in the
news now too.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, for the alleged alleged. He's saying, of course,
of course, show me the name. But uh yeah, I.
Speaker 4: So it's crazy, and healthcare is crazy too.
Speaker 1: Well, healthcare is extremely expensive. So I did think when
the story came out, my first thought was, oh, somebody
had a relative that died because they were denying services.
And this guy got so pissed off he went and
found the CEO. This kid took a bus to New
York City. He came on a bus, He left nothing
like he was staying in hostels. You know, which would
be more youth? Younger people do it going back across
cross country. Here there's a hostels and.
Speaker 4: Start free, right, as long as there's room, you sleep
on the floor.
Speaker 1: Yeah usually yeah, or you bring there's beds and things,
or it might have a phenominal fee of five to
ten fifteen dollars something like that, and you bring your
own food or whatever.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, just people that want to travel America, Europe, wherever.
Just and it's usually you're young.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And three so he had a three D printer
make a gun. They call that scary. That is scary.
Thank you scarcely that caught it.
Speaker 4: They just caught a guy that hit all this three
hundred parts or something making him semi automatics or automatics.
Oh not so it was again I watched this and
I just turned the channel. I just like, I don't
need this right now. You don't need it right now. No,
it's probably a good watch elf again for this time
up with you know, light it up.
Speaker 1: Light it up. But you know what, I do want
to say a little bit more about this. We'll we'll
take a moment. But there was a reward for this,
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Speaker 1: So here's somebody could go have a good party at
the strip club. If they wanted the tip from the
employee at McDonald's for this guy, the CEO killer shooter.
Speaker 4: Huh, so it was the reward.
Speaker 1: Well so the so they did crime stoppers in New
York City ten thousand dollars and then the FBI and
I think the Department of Defense put in another whatever
it was up to sixty thousand dollars as a reward. Okay,
So you would think the McDonald's employee who called in
the tip the Altuna police come down would be in
line for that.
Speaker 4: I was absolutely soon. They didn't know where this guy
came from. This guy called, we confirmed he's arrested. It's
all due to this guy making the phone call.
Speaker 1: Why now we see this like all the time, even locally.
You know crime stoppers and you get the tip. So
the tip off from the apparent from the from the
employee was absolutely crucial in this case. I don't think
they do so it looks I here's the thing. The
question remains if the worker will be able to cash
in on the money because the rules are complicated, as
they stipulate tipsters in with it, as they stipulate tipsters
in with a chance of the FBI portion of the reward,
cannot nominate themselves.
Speaker 4: You got to be nominated for that.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess somebody else has to go. Hey, Bob
was Bob the caps and the rest of the guy.
So fucking no, They're like, do you need someone to nominate?
Do you see what I'm saying? Like if you as.
Speaker 4: A kid ever going into the rich neighborhoods and steal
a dog and then wait to see the reward and
then say, hey, I got your dog.
Speaker 1: No, I'll take the two fifty dollars.
Speaker 4: You never did that, did you? Yeah? I am now
that I'm in Fairport, But I mean, the thing is
so strange, I go.
Speaker 1: That means so, if approved, the suggestion has then passed
to the Secretary of State, who sides off on the
final decision as to whether or not. So here's my
I wanted to meet the people that called in a tip,
and most of them don't want to be known because
if they get shocked, well, if they know some of
the crime.
Speaker 4: Can you nominate this guy?
Speaker 1: I'm sure somebody could. I don't know who. Well, I
don't know who his name, I don't know what his
name is or anything, So they probably.
Speaker 4: Go, I'm sure there's only a couple McDonald's and Elton.
I think you can find out what.
Speaker 1: Jason working there. As for the NYPD's ten thousand, the
rewards program is granted through Crime Stoppers, where tipsters receive
a unique reference number. The number is crucial as the
tipsters has to use it to call back or check
the status of the investigation online before launching acclaim with
the NYC New York City Police Foundation and the Crime
Stoppers Board directors, who ultimately decide what So, here's the deal.
If you call nine one one and not crime Stoppers,
you may not get the reward money. And I don't
know that. People are like, I don't think the incentive
for the employee was, oh, I think I can get
sixty thousand dollars. But the fact that you put it
out there in hopes that somebody is going to do something,
I think that that guy should get it.
Speaker 4: Well, there's talk now that Jesus, who is the guy
that choked the other guy on the subway that's going
in Now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was acquitted.
Speaker 4: He was acquitted. But now people are like, well, if
I'm being a good Samaritan stopping him from hurting somebody
and now I'm going to jail. I mean, now the
law is coming out there. If you work at Walmart
or Walgreens, or somebody's stealing something, you stop them. Yeah,
but they can turn around and sue you in the
company for like twelve thousand dollars Like what, Well, I think,
so we're just letting people coming in and steal and
then letting him go cases. There's no accountability, and it's
showing in more aspects of life.
Speaker 1: I think there are cases where in your own home,
if someone broke into your.
Speaker 4: House and you shoot him, you're in trouble.
Speaker 1: No, if they cut like their leg coming in through
the window. I think there are cases.
Speaker 4: Yes, I've heard about that too. That's absolutely fucking ridiculous.
If you're a dumb ass, or you break into a
school and then I got it and the glass was
weak and you you break your back and you can
sue the school, that's terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is terrible, and I agree I think that. Look,
I'm even so, I guess it's I guess it's kind
of a conservative thing. I always think that if you
do something dumb, like let's say there was a guy
a couple of years ago, he went out down in
the city, out into the Genesee River, standing on a
rock with signs around, do not come out here, do
not cross whatever like that. I don't know. He's taking
pictures all right, of like the underground subway that's there,
and then some of the graffeeding, and the picture has
probably turned out beautiful. He couldn't get out of there.
They had to have a rope screw coming get him,
and I go. If you if it's just if you
are of able body and sound mind and you read
the sign and you decide to do this shit anyway,
if they got to come get you, you gotta pay, Yeah, right.
Speaker 4: You gotta pay at least community service something. You're gonna
do ten hours.
Speaker 1: You're gonna climb up the street something. Yeah, yeah, okay,
no accountability. Let me take this one place further because
it just reminded me of something I did, And I'm
gonna ask you go ahead, as a person who has
and you're not gonna like this. I probably won't know
because you're gonna get all sensitive with your seventy three
cent stamps and your gay little ornaments or whatever you're doing.
The uh when people. What's so funny when people go
into So I go into a bathroom the other day,
public public bathroom used by multiple people, and I go
in there and against the back inside the ball, but
against the backwall, it is just it is just brown.
I mean, this person launched a fucking bullet. This was like,
I mean, it was like Josh Allen said, there took
a turn and just fucking fine. No, it wasn't like
they sneezed down their asshole all over. You ever see
that where it looks like splattered paint. Now, this was
just a wall of shit and it just sat there.
And I was like when I saw it, and I go,
there's a brush, and I know it's a public bathroom,
there's a brush right next to clean. Just knock it
down and then flush. Just knock it down and fly
a little common courtesy. That's all I'm saying. And I
would think that in the hospitality business, Hey, you probably
walked into a bathroom doing what animals right, what fucking
animals are we duty duty?
Speaker 4: It seems like God given common sense just skipped over
some people.
Speaker 1: Yes it is, And I'm just saying, like those simple
things like that, that that's all right, you know, take
a little have a little pride, take care.
Speaker 4: Of the little things. There won't be any big things.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe that's true. I could go for that. I
can go for that. There's a story that I have
for you, Douglas. I don't think you'll enjoy sex. Well,
it does involve sex a little bit, a little bit. Now,
we talked about how people, you know, crime sometimes sometimes
even people who are on the other side of the badge,
the enforcers of the law, sometimes have bad days themselves.
Speaker 4: Absolutely.
Speaker 7: A Cleveland police supervisor punished for having sex on the
job in a city car inside the Justice Center Wow
months before. Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice in elementary school,
learning more about Cleveland Police Sergeant l Alexander Sinclair. October,
the ITAM revealed Sinclair got arrested outside Riverview Elementary in
Lake County. A woman he shares a child with said
he crashed into her car, then fired a shot into
her car while she and a child were inside. Now
document show in July, Sinclair was suspended by Cleveland police
six days for sexual conduct with another police officer in
a city car inside the Justice Center. Clair pleading not
guilty for the shooting listen to what he told a
judge at his first hearing, I.
Speaker 1: Had a mental rank situation in the rank next.
Speaker 7: The shooting incident is expected to be heard by a
grand jury. The other officer in the sex incident a
detective suspended eight days eight days due to her prior
history of discipline.
Speaker 1: Ed Gallup, a police officer precinct in Cleveland. But look again,
there's no justification for this.
Speaker 4: But this is a dude female cop.
Speaker 1: Guy got female cap of guy cop.
Speaker 4: They're having sex elementary school.
Speaker 1: No, No, in the hall of justice in the car
in the hall of justice, right in the center. Dude
has a kit, has either an ex wife or a
girlfriend who's probably given him a wrath an earful somewhere
along line. Maybe they're both showing up to pick up
the kid. Whatever's going on. He sees her, he crashes
his car into her car.
Speaker 4: This is after having sex. No no, this is at.
Speaker 1: The elementary school. Shoots and then shoots into the car.
Speaker 4: That one, You're done.
Speaker 1: It's a man who is over the edge. That's over
the edge, and we can make all You can't do
that with your own kid. I mean, this is where
I am starting to believe The one skill every adult
needs to really really work on is controlling their emotions,
because this just cost the guy everything. Right, you had
sex in the car and they were letting you go, dude.
They were like, they go, hey, I get it, I
get it. She looks good in that guy.
Speaker 4: I get it. I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 4: I get it. But come on, I feel for the
police department Justice, I I do they.
Speaker 1: See ship that you can't imagine, imagine and imagine.
Speaker 4: Their suicide rate after retirement is the highest in America
for any job. Yeah, my solution would be more police officers,
less hours, more captains to a smaller group, Like you
have six officers one captain to watch over and keep
an eye on, you know, and then you're held responsible
just freaking the same way in a classroom if you
if you're a teacher, you're subbing right now, how many students.
Speaker 1: You have depends on the on the class.
Speaker 4: If you had it from six to ten, one of
that be easier to keep an eye on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's me, okay, you know they see
these kids love me?
Speaker 4: Do you do the fart jokes? So you do?
Speaker 1: I don't do any I don't. I don't do anything
else that you can know.
Speaker 4: I know't listen how many f bomb ones, how many
teacher parent conferences you had with just single moms, Like, Okay,
I want to know about your daddy and your mommy,
and I want you to know if your mommy's single
well parent teacher conference is this Wednesday, five o'clock at
the McGregor's. I did hear well conries.
Speaker 1: I did hear girls, and I was so tempted and
I couldn't do it. Girls girls talking about this. One
girl says, you're.
Speaker 4: In grammar school, high school, middle school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a high school, high school, nine twelve.
These girls were talking about one girl about her father
and she goes, yeah, you got Oh no, she said
something like I could overhear because it was kind of quiet,
and they're chatting. They're just chatting, right, and they were
starting to get a little loud, and they were talking
to me about different things, and and one of them goes,
oh my, there's flipping through the other girl's phone and
she goes, look at this picture. Oh my stepbrother took that.
And girl goes, oh, that's right. Your dad got married,
didn't he. Yeah, So they look at pictures of the wedding,
and then they go this. One girl goes, man, your
step mom is fire like she is God that woman, right,
So now all right.
Speaker 4: Let me have the phone there before you leave face recognition.
I walked, I.
Speaker 1: Walked to the other I walk away completely because I
don't want anything to do with this. And then then,
you know, I just kept kind of sort of circling through.
Its a different class, and I'm helping some kids, talking
to some kids, and the conversation continues on and then
they go, well, let me see your mom said no,
the other girls at the table, come on along here,
am I said, uh, I didn't say anything. They said,
let me see your mom, and uh she goes, yeah,
my mom is thirty four and single, and they so
one of the girls. So the girls look at it
and go, yeah, your mom's cute, but your stepmom is,
oh my. And I've actually felt really bad for the
girl because I'm like, you don't want to hear that.
Speaker 4: You know exactly, you know where this comes from? No Kardashians,
Housewives of Atlanta, Housewives of Beverly Hill, do they all
chousewives of Orange Cantait?
Speaker 1: Do you watch? I mean, I don't know what do
you mean by by scoping out the pictures of things?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean it's just just outdoing the other one.
And I don't know, I mean yeah, I focused just
the commercials I see. I would never watch this ship.
I think it's the worst. And then Bill burr Is
said it best you got the WNBA Housewife is in
Love of Atlanta get better ratings than that. Well and
women are so upset that men and women aren't on
the same page for being paid. And you know you'd
rather be caddy and judgmental than rooting on your well tea.
Speaker 1: These are just young girls looking at the picture. And
they said the little step mom was better looking at
the mom. And I felt a little bad for the girl.
I didn't go near.
Speaker 4: It, and you can't blame I want to see.
Speaker 1: I wanted to see myself.
Speaker 4: I'm sure you do, okay.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see what was happening. That's all.
Speaker 4: Everybody bringing a picture of your step mommy tomorrow. This
is Kenny gotten cop on Bilified with Bill Moranzenega.
Speaker 1: It would be terrible, it would be well, you don't
want to. I don't know. I see a lot of things.
I can tell you that I feel like we.
Speaker 4: Just there are so many videos and I don't know
what it was during COVID, but like ten million a second,
we're being floated to YouTube or TikTok. I mean some
outrageous And everywhere you go, especially schools, do you have
you let your class have the phones out, try to
control it. And then they have a box I guess
with a coat on it and they already figured that out.
So that was away.
Speaker 1: Still money this school doesn't there are kids are really
well behaved here.
Speaker 4: It's a fair school.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna start sending you videos.
Speaker 1: It's actually it's not. And I don't say what the
district is. It is not Wayne County, New York.
Speaker 4: That's what it was years ago.
Speaker 1: You have to put your tin cannon string up before
you can continue on the class kids. Uh, but they're
well behaved kids and and uh sometimes they have their phones.
I mean as a sub, you're not really.
Speaker 4: Teaching, right, you just like you're working with them, and
if you learn anything, I don't give it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you're talking. I try to connect with them
kids a little bit. I think that they're interesting and smart,
and I think that sometimes.
Speaker 4: How do you have your teaching You must have your
teaching doctor.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, they just have to have a No,
you just have to have a bachelor's three.
Speaker 4: So can you convert into a full time teacher.
Speaker 1: I'd have to go get a mass masters. Yeah. I
don't want to be a full time teacher. It looks
like an awful gig. And I don't mean that because
of the kids. I'm not going to say that that's
it's hard, right, but I think that the pressure on
teachers to get all this material taught, buy a certain date,
raise your scores by ten points, get them ready for
New York State regions, all this stuff.
Speaker 4: I would take those iPad iPads.
Speaker 1: No phones, you can't because you can't because everything is
now online. There's Google classroom and all this stuff.
Speaker 4: And I don't know what they're learning, but I gotta
tell you, like tabulary, you don't need vocabulary. Get your phone.
The AP kids, well how do I spell? Uh?
Speaker 1: But I mean I'm working with a lot of AP classes.
So they're like the really bright kids, and they're on there.
Speaker 4: You're asking them question.
Speaker 1: It's all on Google. We're doing pre calculus, so doing
like calculus, it's like NAP time. So, I mean, it's
just it's it's interesting. It's interesting, right, but uh, you
teach pre calc. I can go through and help you
with some stuff. Yeah, I can't. I'd have to take
a minute and really re learn myself some stuff. But
I can do it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I got it.
Speaker 1: Even they have problems up to the board and they
challenged me and I have a board they have Did
you go up and like, my name is mister Moran, No,
m O R A N. I did not call me bill.
I did not. I did not do any of that.
I've done business classes, all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I'm gonna set the hottest chicks up front?
Is your mommy single? Is your mommy single? Because if
she looks anything like you, she had thirty five to
fifty five rings?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? I'm just what.
Speaker 4: Is this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: One of them? I got to I got more fantasies
in Santaa's Reindeer.
Speaker 1: You don't want. Speaking of vocabulary, I got a vocabulary
quiz for you.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, you better ask Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1: No, somebody sent me asked me today if I knew
a certain word, a certain phrase, Oka, and I didn't.
I didn't, but then I said, oh, I need about
ten more of these kids. Doug's coming in and I
want to give him a quiz. Oh okay first and
said okay, So I got a ton of them, okay,
and we'll go through. And they're funny and probably a
little salacious. A possibly it's a word.
Speaker 4: I don't glacious, four solacious. I'm just asking a question.
She's look at the billified mud whistle.
Speaker 1: I know how long did that take you?
Speaker 4: I had a fantasy. I wanted to leave it in
the bag and you take it to your parents' house
and just see the bill ah, and then your mother
takes it out, says mud, gives it to Nana ninety
eight years old, going to be ninety nine and February William,
what's mud whistle? It says billified? No, nah nah, I
had a good little fantasy. Chuckle about that? Did you really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Way? Now, well, I have a lot of time.
Speaker 1: You know your fantasies are way different. Way.
Speaker 4: Well, I can't watch poor in twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1: WHOA, I wasn't saying that? What about like a fast car? Huh,
fast car a trip somewhere. Wouldn't that be a nice fantasy,
big fancy house, ski lodge, cruise.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it'll be right Vegas.
Speaker 1: Miley Crazy my fantasy.
Speaker 4: Well, when we get there, we're gonna go to Cheetahs, Rhinos,
the tele Ho. I'm not a hairy duck. You ever
been by one? Get five free lapt as. It's not
your it's not the eight team, brother.
Speaker 1: No really not no, no, they give you a lap,
you know, the hairy duck. Yeah, quack quack, Your quackers
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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's living in a fantas Ship? Fanity six Nasty
Girl nineteen eighty two, Joe you know it?
Speaker 4: Yes, I thought it was Prince very very beginning.
Speaker 1: It might have written that who knows.
Speaker 4: Probably that scene. I think the.
Speaker 1: Sugar cane Jess.
Speaker 4: Sandy, sugar sugar and a candy cane. That's right, Buddy, Boger,
sugar sugar to.
Speaker 1: Be in there. I don't know. I thought, could you
do like a strip intro to that? Okay?
Speaker 4: Oh, DC has a song called Mistress for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's off.
Speaker 4: Do you want Mistress for Christmas? Razors Edge, I've heard
three mistress. I'm gonna go with that. I'm gonna call that.
I'm gonna call my shirt like Debrew.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know what that is. I'll just look
up the song and I won't be able to find that.
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here's a CD. Thank you Fresh.
Speaker 4: Oh, we got some jingle bells. Here, we got some
Christmas share Mann, The Myths Legend, The Admiral of the Airwaves,
The Point Exer Podcast, your favorite of mine, mister Bill Moran,
This is Mistress for Christmas? Yeah, track fight. I'm sorry
I said four us off by one.
Speaker 1: I want to hear mistress or Christmas line.
Speaker 4: She's coming up.
Speaker 5: Don't forget about those left dances out there making it happen,
right yeah, right now.
Speaker 1: Now there's when I look over to the right, there's
something here called Acey Leasy, Ace Lacy. It looks like
an older woman and she's singing.
Speaker 3: She sings dirty deeds around the Christmas tree.
Speaker 4: Here's what you gotta do. That's awesome. Freeze it. Well,
I'll tell you what. Hey, I is coming faster than
you think.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, embrace it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. In some ways, yes, some way I like it.
Speaker 1: So that number they put out was a real Australian
phone number. I think I remember that years ago people
were getting they were getting calls. Yeah, so I don't
know how long they lasted, but I remember as a kid,
remember eight six seven five three on nine. Yeah, I
used to call it eight six seven five eight six
seven eight six seven yeah, Tommy twotone Yeah, eight six
seven eighty six seven was an exchange in Rhinebeck, which
was a neighboring town, eighty six seven, So we used
to call that and and uh, the guy was always patient.
He was always kind because we were like little.
Speaker 4: Kids when prank was fun.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it was so great, you know, it was
so great because here's the thing. Now, you talk about
kids in schools and stuff. I remember somebody going, I'm
glad there wasn't social media when I was around, and
I thought, are you because you got to prove all
the shit you said you did? You could prove it.
There's a lot of stuff that I don't want, of
course looking back now, but in the moment, you know,
did you see Doug Due whatever? And there are videos
and pictures of everything, and it can be very damning
because there's evan.
Speaker 4: I would hope somebody wouldn't hold it against somebody else
or put it out there without somebody's of that, I'm sure,
but you know, yeah, so that's that's I think. As
soon as it gets fired in it fizzles away just
as fast.
Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes sometimes I you know, I mean, kids take
fights in schools and then they.
Speaker 4: Go that's set up. Some of that is set up
as well. They have the time to place and you know,
and then they let everybody know start videotaping because I'm
gonna I'm gonna catch Bobby right here, and I'm gonna
start throwing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's terrible, it's terrible.
Speaker 4: But as you're laughing, just don't.
Speaker 1: Because I well, I think they're putting your hands on somebody.
Speaker 4: Which was the thing you had on the other day.
Speaker 1: Those parents in spencer Port were Now they're all over
the local news.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my friend texts me about how she can get
on your program. It was a friend of hers that
was on here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kim, yeah, yeah, they Yeah, it was pretty It
sounds pretty.
Speaker 4: Awful whatever is going on, And I didn't see it.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, it's a young girl who it sounds like
somebody started a rumor she was gay, and she's a
little smaller than some of the other kids and stuff
and whatever. That's escalated into young guys just giving her
a hard time, and they, you know, slammed her up
against lockers and that's gone on video. And then they
when she told or whatever happened, they got her father's
cell phone number and called it all night long, relentlessly.
Speaker 4: You know, she didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: Her father's cell phone number, Yeah, they got they got it,
so they looked it up. There's ways too, you know,
So that kind of shit to me is like that,
that's a bridge too far, and I don't like that.
And then these kids, I think we're in the on
the news for riding their bikes and circling some old
ladies car and some guys stop to help the ladies
out and they just sort of laughed at it, at you,
at the guy and took off. And they're young, they're
like thirteen fourteen years.
Speaker 4: Old, right, and they know they can't get any trouble,
I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you used to get in a
lot of trouble, right, I even think now, I don't know,
it doesn't sound like these unless the trouble is they
don't care, do you know what I mean? Because you're not,
well you what are you gonna do?
Speaker 4: Right, You can't go after them, and you can't go
to the parents, and so they're just gonna keep being assholes.
Speaker 1: Right right, So you can't but you can't hit them,
you know what I mean, Like when you.
Speaker 4: Like you slack them up against the Yeah, yeah, but
can't do that anymore.
Speaker 1: Well, not to somebody else's kid, right, And you probably
shouldn't have done that, you know, most of the time,
But I I don't know, So you know, you see
these kids and I'm sure you want to throttle them
and I don't know, laughing at you, yeah yeah, which
then does what infuriates the ship? Absolutely infuriates the sh
That's it.
Speaker 4: But well, let's get out a happy note. What are
these questions you got for me? Or are these sayings?
Speaker 1: So somebody asked me if I heard of a stomp
waffle a stomp waffle? Yes, nope, Doug, do you know
what a stomp waffle is?
Speaker 4: S t O n p W A F f l
e y stomp waffle stoppe.
Speaker 1: Okay, A stomp waffle is, according to this person, when
somebody takes a dump in the shower and then they
stomp it down the drain so it looks like a waffle. No,
some guy wrote on Facebook, so gmp p s A
dear men, I don't know about women's lacking room activities.
Under no circumstances is it acceptable to waffle stomp? Excuse me,
I have it wrong. I said. Stomp waffle is waffle
stomp while showering in public showers at the gym, Like,
holy f disgusting, Go home and stop your own drains. Seriously,
you all got to do better and yes, I know
what happened because I could hear the plops and smell
in the shower next to me. What the f man,
it's not even waffle Stomp Wednesday.
Speaker 4: Again, Why would anybody want to do this then think
it's funny?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I wonder if it was somebody
who you worked out really hard, and all of a
sudden you're like, oh my god, it just hits you
because you had Taco Bell the night before him. Maybe
I've been there. I don't know. You're trying to cover up,
and so then there's nothing you can do when you're
just gonna shit in the shower and I'll wash it
down the drain. That's the only thing I could think
that would be somewhat passable. But that led me to go, ooh,
what other terms can we come up with? I love
this one. M Can you define what a bung roid is?
A bung roid.
Speaker 4: Um, it would be a suppository, a suppository, no form
of that.
Speaker 1: A bung roid is a person who's an asshole and
who's also a constant pain in the ass. So you
got that asshole friend who then becomes a pain, They're
a bung roid. I like this word bung roid. Can
you use bungoid in a sentence?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I was at the spelling Bee and I never
got asked what a bungloid was.
Speaker 1: All right, so there's see. Can you go back here?
We have more doug Fresh Dougie Fresh in the house.
Now our computer is gonna jam ban and hang on.
Speaker 4: You know the difference between jam and jelly, don't you.
I can't jelly my dick in your ass. Oh hey,
that's an oldie. H.
Speaker 1: Do you know what a limp arm is?
Speaker 4: Limp arm?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Uh? Is that when you sit on your hand till
it goes asleep and then try to masturbate.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I don't know. They say limp arm here.
I think I like your definition because so it feels
like somebody else.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The act of using a sleeping, passed out girlfriend's limp
arm and hand to jerk you off when you get
denied play for the night usually happens after a long
period of no sex, and it's in an act of
desperation on the mouse. What guy would like that? I
totally limp armed my girlfriend last night.
Speaker 4: Well, if she's limped arm, you got to make you
have to hold her hand in the position because she's
you have to contract your muscles.
Speaker 1: What do you think the Beatles are saying about, I
want to hold your hand melted snicker? Melted snicker? What
do you think that is?
Speaker 4: With the discussing way all these are going that you
shit your pants in the middle of July when it's
ninety two degrees out.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is even worse ahead the act of eating
someone's ass after they ate mass amounts of taco bell.
You're a melted snicker. Holy god, these people are just foul.
How about milking the Santa. Milking the Santa.
Speaker 4: I uh, giving head with your dick wrapped up in
a Christmas sack.
Speaker 1: When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he
gets stuck, so you pull out his tiny dick and
start jerking him off all night. Santa is stuck in
the chimney, Help pulls down Santa's That's just ridiculous.
Speaker 4: That is Have you seen the commercial of Santa coming
down and he gets stuck in the chimney and the
dog goes and starts leaking his face. Yes, that's kind
of cute.
Speaker 1: Yes, Dust bunny, Now this is right up your alley, buddy.
Speaker 4: Dust bunny. Oh, it's gotta be about old lady.
Speaker 1: Pooty, sexy looking older woman, kind of like a cougar
but sexier but.
Speaker 4: Sex Yeah, a dust bunny.
Speaker 1: Ethan's grandma is a dust funny and I always thought
dust bunnies were what I found behind the bed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, grandma too.
Speaker 1: Where's Grandma? We haven't seen her two weeks.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Do you know what a glass sock is? Oh?
Speaker 4: Don't, don't even so. I so disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what it is? Can coon?
Speaker 4: Can coon?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: You make your girlfriend wear Hawaii shirt naked? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Can coon happens when a woman from the United States
goes to Cancun, Mexico, gets drunk and simultaneous leads Jack's
off two men who are standing in front of her
while she is knelt down on her knees and turning
cheek for cheek until the CanCon has run its course.
All right, just has been lovely. Thank Yeah.
Speaker 4: Anybody listening out there? I know, Kim, these are all
out there. She kims like, did it? Did it? Do it?
Done it? Did it? Gonna do it? Done? They listen
to Hi, Kim, I got my jelly roll ups.
Speaker 1: That's terrible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's great, though, what do you mean you get
your jelly roll ups?
Speaker 1: What are jelly roll ups? Do I know? I know something? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Remember that uber? Right I hit a couple of years ago,
she said. The way she gives head is oh yeah,
wrap up the mails, yeast and then yeah, and then
I guess I'm in the mail from somebody you got here? Yeah,
oh that's right. Yeah, oh god, I forgot yeah. Oh
see our dedicated listeners.
Speaker 1: What it is?
Speaker 4: I think I should send her a seventy three cent
stamp Christmas card, Okay, or maybe sixty nine cent. Well,
I don't think I am actually going to the Syracuse
game Saturday. You are, yes, I think they're playing Georgetown.
I just found out. Okay, so leaving at ten. We
went to a game last year. I do not remember
the end of the night. I was fucking wasted this
Why do I feel.
Speaker 1: Like there's been a lot of that in twenty twenty
four coming out of your mouth? No, last year, last year,
not this year, Okay, twenty twenty three, twenty twenty three, gotcha,
But I mean I feel like in the last year
of twenty twenty three twenty twenty four academic drinking year
for Doug Phelps. No, twenty four. What do you mean
not twenty four?
Speaker 4: I've been drinking this much at all. Maybe the breast
cancer bowling and golf.
Speaker 1: Breast cancer bowling, but golf. Then I got with my buddies.
I was so drunk I couldn't even do that.
Speaker 4: Was that was last year?
Speaker 1: No? No, it wasn't. Recently. You went down and got
blottled with some guys.
Speaker 4: Oh that was a day before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: There was all kinds of dude, you're like passing. You
have been so drunk you don't even remember. That's how fun.
And you make fun of me. Yeah it's easy, Yeah,
sobers of priest.
Speaker 4: Yeah I am okay.
Speaker 1: So you got so drunk?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: If you're going down there? Yeah, that listener lives there.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm making Satday.
Speaker 1: I don't even fucking tell me double yes for what?
The road trip? Yes, you gotta be kidding me. Is
there a fucking worset? Doug? Seriously, there's a worse food
than than that to take on a road trip. You're
gonna be farting in the stadium. It's gonna be eggy.
Somebody's gonna drop one with the main can make a
delicious deviled egg. I get it.
Speaker 4: I get the right up there. Oh mys you we're
not gonna stop him mcginess. Some protein in the stamps
are seventy.
Speaker 1: Three six these days? What is happening? My gosh?
Speaker 4: Remember when eggs were two? Oh?
Speaker 1: Got? What are eggs now? Four?
Speaker 4: Four? For a dozen or eighteen eggs?
Speaker 1: I depends on where you go. I was paying. I
paid three fifty nine, I think for.
Speaker 4: A dozen for a dozen eggs? Crazy.
Speaker 1: I know you're and you're gonna wait. Saw that money
and the seventy three cents?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And the seventy three cents?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think I have seven stamps left.
Speaker 1: Why don't you start that? Why don't you start like
you know what's eating Doug? And just get on your.
Speaker 4: I wish I had a name for thank you?
Speaker 1: What's eating Dug?
Speaker 4: And let me ask you this because I was gonna
bring this up earlier. What if the Post office had
fifty cent envelopes just for Christmas between December first and
December twenty seventh.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you.
Speaker 4: Want to send Christmas cards? They come in packs of twenty,
same as your Christmas cards. Give everybody a break, maybe
you get.
Speaker 1: Some younger kids, sending them out.
Speaker 4: Sending them out to Grandpa, Grandma's friends. You got twenty friends.
I think you don't send out Christmas cards?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Did you? Did you when you were married?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Did your wife do them? Or did you both do them?
Did you lick the envelope?
Speaker 1: Do you think I fucking did anything?
Speaker 4: No, I will say I'm going to send one to
Jane and Tomay. Fuck shut up, I'm watching a game.
Speaker 1: I hate that guy. No, I I don't think I did.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna lick the envelope. I'm gonna lick your mud
whistle in a minute if you don't shut up.
Speaker 1: I used to do a joke about I only got
married to so I didn't have to fill out the
paperwork that went overwhelmed. No, I we did send them out.
I mean I used to enjoy getting them. Yes, because
I like seeing people's kids as they get older.
Speaker 4: You, yes, the boys there? Did you do family pictures?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah? I think a lot of times it was
just the boys, just the kids. Yeah, nobody wants to
the wife. Huh, No one wants to see me, right,
But yeah, there was one where we got a new
puppy just before. It was a boxer puppy and they're
holding it, and a friend of mine kept going, where's
their head? Because the dog looks all there?
Speaker 4: Just some guy that makes every everything dirty? Right, Yeah,
you just had to turn that? Was you?
Speaker 1: Right? No it wasn't. I didn't say it. It was
said to me, Doug. For God's sake, I know it
was a person just like you. Just like, yes, it was.
Speaker 4: I love getting the ones too as they're getting older.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like you know, and uh, but you're right.
I do wonder if people just now with social media,
I'm gonna see so much stuff.
Speaker 4: There used to be e card Christmas.
Speaker 1: Cards there was. Yeah, yeah you can still do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure you can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're just really kind of holding on to
the old school stuff. Yeah, makings. I do enjoy making ornaments.
Speaker 4: The cards, and actually I was going to take it
to another level this year obviously with everything going on
that you can well, your address book is in alphabetic order,
but you can group twenty people and you can have
pictures of those twenty people with you golfing or hearing.
Just send it to them and then the next twenty
pictures of them. Even if it's older. I keep all
my pictures. I had thousands of pictures. I'm a picture guy.
I take pictures of you every week.
Speaker 1: Every week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and actually you want to hear something is really
gay that you're gonna think? Ye, I can get a
thirty six by twenty four print, a poster print with billified,
and then every picture I've taken in a square round it.
I was gonna do that for a year anniversary. Wow.
I just haven't pulled the trigger on that yet. If
you're laughing and I'm gonna get leggs.
Speaker 1: Why do you get upset with that?
Speaker 4: I'm not you are?
Speaker 1: You are? But you're really making devil legs to take
on a road trip. You're gonna fucking end up.
Speaker 4: And you know what I'm gonna do. Let me tell
you what, and you could go with me. Yeah, I'll
tell you what. I'll make it. I'll lay down a
bet right.
Speaker 1: Now, Okay, I can't wait.
Speaker 4: A few weeks ago, it was the Chiefs Bills game
and I drove four people. They hired me for the day.
I took their company truck. They had a VIP area
at bonfires at open Bar. It was catered.
Speaker 1: Okay, do they have devil leggs.
Speaker 4: They did not. And here's what I'm saying. Yeah, I
could make it. I could make one hundred cartains. They're
twenty in a piece. I could sell those for thirty
dollars a pop and make three thousand dollars a Bill's game.
I guarantee you all right, okay, okay, and I will
go around and you'd have to. I already have a
friend who's gonna come with me. I'm gonna get a
little wagon, and the wagon and you're gonna go from
up and he's gonna hold a sign. Twenty devil leggs
for thirty bucks. Here's your container, thirty bucks.
Speaker 1: Did you just wart? No one is gonna fucking buy this? Yes,
you know, because now there's no way I'm ad fucking
Bill's games. Somebody goes twenty devil leggs for thirty dollars,
I'm gonna fucking laugh in their face. I'm gonna go, fuck.
Speaker 4: You what I mean, big old sup over here? What
do you got? You got steak? You got Hamburgers? I
got twenty deviled eggs with thirty bucks. Here you go.
I love double leggs.
Speaker 1: Damn boom, damn.
Speaker 4: Three thousand dollars. I'm going across the border to Canada,
the quickest strip club I know, right next to my casino.
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna get a room for the night.
I'm gonna go, piss all my money away, gamble away,
get lamp dance all night long. I'm still gonna bitch
about seventy.
Speaker 1: So I always have with Dougie Fresh.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I love being bad.
Speaker 1: Where are we gonna see Dougie Fresh?
Speaker 4: Where?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, well, any like restaurant? Where do you wear?
Speaker 4: Forest Sills Friday nights? Four to clothes? That's for Shrian Rochester. Okay,
I got nothing coming up?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we gotta get something.
Speaker 4: We gotta get back in Little finger Legs. Yeah, we
canna have a Bill Morine comedy night.
Speaker 1: Okay, we crush it. We could. We could definitely seventy
three cent stands. I can't.
Speaker 4: That is a lot. Actually, there's a lot.
Speaker 1: Well that's up when you're doing the cards, as I
bust you, I do it. I just know, I know
you do.
Speaker 4: Just for Doggie Fresh, who love you, buddy?
Speaker 1: And this great ornament he made the Billified ornament. This
is mud whistle on the back. I'm Bill Muran, will
see you tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Please somewhere in the patta holda side. He was shivering
in the dark flow.
Speaker 1: Murder a rat every