Speaker 1: Welcome to the two seventeen Recovery Broadcast. If you don't
Speaker 1: make mistakes, you won't learn.
Speaker 2: With your host Corey Winfield, you know how you know
Speaker 2: fish is bad if you can't put it on pizza.
Speaker 1: It's a special guest Mitchell Obra, I.
Speaker 3: Really hate to do listen to you guys, but I
Speaker 3: really have to go to the app where held Dad?
Speaker 1: I just like, can't hold it anymore? Got your ass?
Speaker 1: And Corey Smoker, Hey, I like the big Monsters.
Speaker 2: It is the twenty first of February twenty twenty five,
Speaker 2: or half assed in it today? Should I have made
Speaker 2: an intro with Corey's name is absolutely problem.
Speaker 1: Well I'm getting really good excuses imprompt too.
Speaker 2: And well what happened was my son is coming back
Speaker 2: from daycare and my wife Marnie had to go get them,
Speaker 2: and so we have very little time to do this
Speaker 2: podcast today. We got phones ringing now, I mean, people
Speaker 2: are just not respecting our time. So didn't really have
Speaker 2: time to throw it all together to make the intro
Speaker 2: with Corey's name.
Speaker 1: And I apologize for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't feel really bad about it. I just
Speaker 2: you know, sorry, just to the people who didn't it's
Speaker 2: fun Friday. They'll forgive us didn't get that full open correctly.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so how you doing, Mitch? You wanted to
Speaker 2: talk poop today, Well.
Speaker 1: We talked about it the other day with a gentleman
Speaker 1: who's out here right now about poop stories. Obviously we
Speaker 1: should podcast this because we were sharing different because I'm
Speaker 1: the resident senior correspondent for poop emergencies.
Speaker 2: Yes, and if you haven't seen Mitch's video based on
Speaker 2: a true story, yeah, based on a true story two
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Speaker 2: then scroll down to see the bear mask and it's
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Speaker 1: Get on the YouTube two seventeen Recovery doc or two
Speaker 1: seventeen Recovery Confused right now, Mitch YouTube, I'm going to
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I screwed that part up. I know that
Speaker 3: be so confused.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you go to the two seventeen recovery YouTube,
Speaker 1: it's pretty easy to find. It's the only one with
Speaker 1: the bear. Yeah, and that's I think I think it's
Speaker 1: at two seventeen Recovery or something. I don't.
Speaker 2: I think we have enough people that like us, we
Speaker 2: get our own handle or whatever it's called.
Speaker 3: Oh nice, Yeah, I didn't know that was the thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think YouTube dot com at two seventeen recovery
Speaker 2: is what you Yeah.
Speaker 3: I still just search it.
Speaker 2: One day, I'm going to get this figured out and
Speaker 2: we'll tell you exactly where to go. But yeah, what
Speaker 2: it is on our website anyway? Yeah, Mitch, it was
Speaker 2: based on True Story and then it turned into a
Speaker 2: Colone commercial. But it's it's it's good and that did happen.
Speaker 2: So Mitch has been talking about this atm story.
Speaker 1: Well, we had.
Speaker 2: Another person industry and I'm using air quotes here. The
Speaker 2: industry of sex was something else? What Yeah you've never
Speaker 2: heard that? No, wow, you never heard the have you
Speaker 2: Cory Smokers? Now I was back in joining us. Have
Speaker 2: you heard the adult term or if you're familiar with
Speaker 2: the adult industry or the industry is what I said, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they have a different name for atm oh okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Adult industry. But I don't know what that word is.
Speaker 4: I mean I think I have idea what adults.
Speaker 1: Not? Okay, we can try to maybe this isn't that
Speaker 1: kind of story.
Speaker 4: Sometimes they assume all black people are from African America.
Speaker 3: Okay, I could have just said.
Speaker 2: We've ever to find that button too, but no. But
Speaker 2: because Mitch was talking about because we're talking poop stories,
Speaker 2: Mitch really wanted to talk about poop stories with her.
Speaker 1: Husband, and we were going back and forth, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I have the poop story to end all
Speaker 1: poop stories, and I just can't believe that it hasn't come.
Speaker 2: Up and conversate and then he says to me about ATM,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, hmm.
Speaker 1: It's not an adult industry. Okay.
Speaker 2: I was like, because you were like you were like
Speaker 2: so excited to tell it, I'm like, no way, we'll
Speaker 2: do on the.
Speaker 5: Podcast like ATM where you go get.
Speaker 1: Money it was one of those, or ATM as you
Speaker 1: go get booty to lips.
Speaker 4: Sometimes they assume all black people are from African America.
Speaker 2: I really wanted her to say it, Mitchell. She was
Speaker 2: thinking Will's returning. Did you know what that meant? No? Wise, anyway,
Speaker 2: all right, so covert. So the money ATM is what
Speaker 2: we're talking about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ATM Machine Automatic.
Speaker 5: You drive up with your car, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Braille yeah, the story was told about your husband Corey
Speaker 2: and grabbing bumpers. I've never had to do that. Knock
Speaker 2: on wood. Mitch immediately knew what grabbing bumper meant, and
Speaker 2: he was like, oh god, yeah. He started telling a
Speaker 2: story when he went to his family's Thanksgiving or Christmas
Speaker 2: or twenty yeah, some holiday gathering. As he's holding the
Speaker 2: sweet potatoes in one hand and the bumper and the
Speaker 2: other just letting.
Speaker 1: It rips right by his don't look behind his aunt's vehicle,
Speaker 1: not even his own Honda.
Speaker 5: Do you know what's funny to me?
Speaker 4: I just put this all togethers So Jesse was sick
Speaker 4: with COVID bumper grabbing, and you're in the COVID twenty
Speaker 4: twenty bumper grabbed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I didn't have COVID at the time. Just
Speaker 1: bumper Buddies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys should get his shirts and sell of them.
Speaker 2: We could wait for that bumper Body Bumper Buddies podcast
Speaker 2: to come.
Speaker 3: Out in the last three months. It'll be great and
Speaker 3: just pictures.
Speaker 2: Of people shitting all across the United States in America's
Speaker 2: gonna be did.
Speaker 1: To us both ways, like holding a bumper squat it down,
Speaker 1: but from the side, so you can't actually see anything explicit,
Speaker 1: kind of like Jackass doing slow mo.
Speaker 4: Maybe we should get you guys the little hitch that
Speaker 4: hooks into the back of your truck and you can
Speaker 4: the toilet.
Speaker 3: There was a comment about that Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Hmmm, yeah, well then don't say you guys like you're
Speaker 1: done out Jesse and Midge. That's that's what she meant. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want you to throw me in that. I want
Speaker 1: people thinking that I'm grabbing bumbers. I walked. It's the
Speaker 1: easiest way if you're in a pinch. There was no
Speaker 1: pinching that could happen at that point, Like, man.
Speaker 5: I still am.
Speaker 4: I'm left stuck at the part where you're like I
Speaker 4: could not move any muscle.
Speaker 1: Anybody has been there, they know exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I was the pinching, Like I said, the clenching was
Speaker 1: happening the whole way to Thanksgiving, which was.
Speaker 3: About it sounded like that.
Speaker 1: And they got out of the car and my kid
Speaker 1: with me, ten, stood up, and that was when my
Speaker 1: body was like, Nope, this is happening now.
Speaker 3: And the hoover dam was not holding this back.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and this is this happened during the
Speaker 1: ATM story where you just get to a point where
Speaker 1: you cannot take another step without excreting.
Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, and it happens.
Speaker 1: See, this is what we need to talk to a
Speaker 1: logan about. Oh yeah, like where where did it really
Speaker 1: start going wrong? Wasn't your dad's drinking or your dad's pooping?
Speaker 1: So him and I had this conversation yesterday over text message.
Speaker 1: He's trying to get out of school because he had
Speaker 1: a tummy ache. Oh yeah, yeah, And I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, buddy, I've had these guts for thirty
Speaker 1: eight years. You're gonna have to run to the bathroom
Speaker 1: and deal with it. You'll be fine, It'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Go poop a couple times, you'll be fine. An hour
Speaker 1: and a half later, after arguing with him, he goes,
Speaker 1: by the way, you're right, Yeah, I feel a lot better, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, but dealing this, dealing with this for a
Speaker 1: long time, runs in the family, runs in the jeans,
Speaker 1: as they say, not in the.
Speaker 2: Jeans, jeans, And obviously Anti's car behind it. All right,
Speaker 2: So you're gonna te us about the ATM story then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So this is a pre sober Mitchell. This is
Speaker 1: pre child Mitchell. Actually I was with his mother. We
Speaker 1: were dating.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is a great story, and there's.
Speaker 1: A restaurant in Interlocking we decided to walk to because
Speaker 1: I was living out there at the time. I think
Speaker 1: we're getting ready to look for an apartment, is what
Speaker 1: it was. Sort of staying with my family for a
Speaker 1: short period of time while we were doing like apartment applications.
Speaker 1: So we're like, hey, let's go to this. We'll walk
Speaker 1: down to this restaurant. It'll be nice evening, it'd be great.
Speaker 1: So go down there, and it's one of the nicer
Speaker 1: ones in the area. And they have like a little
Speaker 1: bar area, but they have really good food and all
Speaker 1: sorts of you can get lobster tail at a bar,
Speaker 1: pizza if you want to, a burger or a steak,
Speaker 1: like you all sorts of stuff. I don't think i'd
Speaker 1: in this place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't want to New York.
Speaker 1: They're not a sponsor, so don't want to talk. I
Speaker 1: don't remember their name. It's like there's outside seating, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which there's a couple of them like that.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I've been at one of them. It was
Speaker 1: all right. Yeah, And so we go down there I
Speaker 1: order a pizza, she orders whatever, chicken sandwich or some stuff,
Speaker 1: and it comes time to you know, I have a
Speaker 1: couple of beers. You know, back in that time of
Speaker 1: our life, we didn't get hammered or anything. I had
Speaker 1: to walk home, so too crazy. Yeah, I wanted to
Speaker 1: be able to get there. So it's probably about two
Speaker 1: miles from my house. Two and a half. I don't
Speaker 1: know right around there. It's not that far, but I
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm not trying to walk it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: after a couple of hours in the pizza, like, I
Speaker 1: don't walk too far.
Speaker 3: This is great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're walking back. It was nice. It was
Speaker 1: a nice evening and everything had great food, good time.
Speaker 1: Feeling good walking back and if anybody is familiar with
Speaker 1: the interlocked area, there's Tom's Food marketing on one side
Speaker 1: and gas station other side of the road. There's like
Speaker 1: a used to be a different grocery store called Ricks.
Speaker 1: There's a couple of little stores in there. There's a
Speaker 1: Mexican restaurant now weed shop, but in that that parking lot.
Speaker 1: On the other side, there's a bank ah right up
Speaker 1: by the road. And we get about halfway from the
Speaker 1: restaurant to the bank where this ATM machine is, drive
Speaker 1: up ATM machine, and that's when the happens in the insides,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, okay, so we're gonna walk a
Speaker 1: little faster. Now you're looking around not yet. No, I'm
Speaker 1: just like, okay, I can feel this where there's the
Speaker 1: warning that was a good pizza, is what I'm telling myself,
Speaker 1: the real good pizza. Get closer and closer. Yep. It's
Speaker 1: like we get to that big parking lot with the bank,
Speaker 1: which is like the closest part to you know, walking
Speaker 1: from that way, and I'm like, like we were just
Speaker 1: talking about you just can't you have to stop walking
Speaker 1: and clench because otherwise it just has a mind of
Speaker 1: its own. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I
Speaker 1: probably made that sound many times.
Speaker 2: So your date, yes I dated for a while. You're
Speaker 2: going to move into a place together.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we find out sometime soon that we're having
Speaker 1: my fifteen year old son. He wasn't fifteen when he
Speaker 1: was born. That's now the mother, the mother of your
Speaker 1: child even yeah, the future soon to be future.
Speaker 2: So she's with you, and is she concerned, like, hey, man,
Speaker 2: she feeling okay, or she's hearing these noises too, or
Speaker 2: you just like, I don't give.
Speaker 1: A f I think she's laughing at me because she
Speaker 1: thinks it's hilarious and it is. I've dealt with bubble
Speaker 1: guts my entire life, like just just something that comes
Speaker 1: with my family.
Speaker 3: Everybody has this issue.
Speaker 1: So we're doing the walk stop and it's like you
Speaker 1: sin theirny hold everything, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: they kind of like openside you and you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: I get a couple more steps in. You're like going,
Speaker 1: and I'm like I'm like thinking, like okay, this gas
Speaker 1: station is a bathroom and it's right there, but when
Speaker 1: this is happening right there is way over, like it's
Speaker 1: it's not just right there, you know, it's in it's
Speaker 1: in eyesight, not close enough. You're not gonna make it
Speaker 1: so my this you know it's in the evening now,
Speaker 1: you know, sunset time, beautiful sunset happening.
Speaker 2: It's in exact time happening, and it's in June since
Speaker 2: they hear is like ten pm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it was I remember what I think it
Speaker 1: was spring. That's why we decided to walk. So we're like, hey,
Speaker 1: it's kind of warm today, like you know whatever, but yeah,
Speaker 1: so doing the stop and go like can't walk no more?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, And I'm like, okay, Rick's Guests or grocery
Speaker 1: store doesn't exist anymore. Rest in peace, it's a bookstore. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can use that restroom anymore. It's
Speaker 1: completely gone because of this incident. Probably the ATM machine
Speaker 1: is still there. I use it regularly. That machine has
Speaker 1: a restroom in uh no that day. It was purposed
Speaker 1: for that. So, oh, I'm getting to where now we're
Speaker 1: walking not on the side of the road. We're walking
Speaker 1: through the parking lot, straight towards where I think the
Speaker 1: closest bathroom is. But I we're like walking adjacent to
Speaker 1: this bank. It's ATM machine is like fifteen feet to
Speaker 1: my left, and my body just goes this is how
Speaker 1: far you get to go? Like, you don't go further.
Speaker 1: This is the end of the road for this bowel movement. Like,
Speaker 1: you don't move it any further, You're done. Yeah, literally,
Speaker 1: And so I look around, I'm like, what is the
Speaker 1: most cover I can find in this very exposed area
Speaker 1: in the middle of a parking lot, And there are
Speaker 1: these cement posts. Yeah, there's like these four cement posts
Speaker 1: around this ATM machine that's not connected to the building.
Speaker 1: Like that's all I got, Like there's nothing else. It's
Speaker 1: either right in the middle.
Speaker 2: The song give Me Shelter from the Stones that's playing
Speaker 2: in my mind right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I don't know how, but it was like
Speaker 1: one leap over and just drop trow And I don't
Speaker 1: even want to describe it for you. Just you heard
Speaker 1: that Purple Rain song. This is chocolate Rain is rain.
Speaker 1: So the X is she laughing her fucking hand's not
Speaker 1: like doing cover for you? No, No, she is dying,
Speaker 1: laughing just like like can't breathe. Yeah, we don't have
Speaker 1: we have. I have my like shorts in my shirt
Speaker 1: and my wallet on me like that's that's it. Like
Speaker 1: I don't even think she brought her purse because I
Speaker 1: was paying for everything, Like we have nothing other than
Speaker 1: the food there wanting out of my body up. So
Speaker 1: that's the later in the story. So in the process,
Speaker 1: I literally ship on the ATM, Like literally on the ATM.
Speaker 1: I didn't try. I did my best. There's no Trumps.
Speaker 1: There's money, you're saying, there's no This was way before
Speaker 1: Trump was even Trump President of twenty twenty, wasn't he
Speaker 1: Or is that the year he left office? No, that
Speaker 1: was that was Thanksgiving. This is before my son was born.
Speaker 3: So this is.
Speaker 1: Sixteen years ago. Yeah, okay, yeah, sixteen years ago. Wow.
Speaker 1: So it was something like that. Who it was Bush.
Speaker 1: But there was no bushes, money, there was no bumpers
Speaker 1: to grab like there was there was nothing.
Speaker 3: There were the posts. There's an ATM machine that when
Speaker 3: there and.
Speaker 1: Just relieved as much pressure as I could so I
Speaker 1: could then walk. But what do you clean up with
Speaker 1: There's there's nothing, And I'm like, so I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to get to a bathroom to clean up? Do I
Speaker 1: do that? Do I do? I? Use? Like all this
Speaker 1: is running through my head. Well my everything is running
Speaker 1: out of my ass. So it's happening all at the
Speaker 1: same time. That's a tough one.
Speaker 2: That's why you keep toilet paper in your car now
Speaker 2: and don't walk the places.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as much as possible, or just make sure I
Speaker 1: know where the cover is at all times, like some
Speaker 1: like combat vets do that. They just need to know
Speaker 1: where there's always cover just in case something happens. People
Speaker 1: to the wall. I just need to know the same way.
Speaker 1: But he just looks for a restroom. If there's no
Speaker 1: other option, Can I jump behind that bookcase and okay,
Speaker 1: there's paper around so I can at least clean up
Speaker 1: enough to Yeah. So that's you know, it's constantly going
Speaker 1: through my head now for the last sixteen years because
Speaker 1: this traumatic event. Damn. Yeah. So that happens and I
Speaker 1: finished enough to be able to move again, because you
Speaker 1: get to remember, I was immobilized by this bowel movement supposedly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people are gonna listen, They're gonna know other people have
Speaker 1: done this. I mean, yeah, just your husband said, He's like, no,
Speaker 1: I get it. He's like, you get that where you
Speaker 1: get to the point where you literally can't move. All
Speaker 1: you can do is stand there. If you don't want
Speaker 1: it to come out, all you can do is stand
Speaker 1: there and pray. And he looked down at you, like
Speaker 1: you did this to yourself man to pizza boy exactly.
Speaker 1: You thought you'd like ice cream, but I just now
Speaker 1: made you lack toast in tolerant. So no shame, Like
Speaker 1: the shame's already came and gone. It doesn't really even matter,
Speaker 1: Like it's just where it's She's laughing, and I'm like
Speaker 1: all right, dripping on your leg, Yeah, pretty much, you know,
Speaker 1: pull up your I'm like, okay, these these underwear never
Speaker 1: gonna be the same again. I'm gonna toss it whatever, So,
Speaker 1: you know, make my way across the parking lot, go
Speaker 1: into the grocery store. I'm sure everybody knew, like it
Speaker 1: was whatever, and they're probably like, yeah, and I just
Speaker 1: gotta do that bathroom and I got another mile to
Speaker 1: walk home, and so just through those shorts. I needed
Speaker 1: the shorts to get home at least, so underwear in
Speaker 1: the just done. Rah that poor because you know, like
Speaker 1: the new kid that's working there is who does the
Speaker 1: trash at night. I'm thinking about all of this as
Speaker 1: I'm doing it. But I'm like, do I walk out
Speaker 1: with literal ship dripping underwear?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, the whole trash out with you. You
Speaker 2: guys got a spot for this needs to go? Like
Speaker 2: that'd have been a nice thing to do.
Speaker 1: It probably would have, but I was just like, all right,
Speaker 1: put those in there, wipe up as much as I can.
Speaker 1: You're not getting it all out until the shower happens
Speaker 1: at home, so just try and inconspicuously leave because that
Speaker 1: bathroom is just on the other side of the building.
Speaker 1: Like you have to walk to the one end of
Speaker 1: the building from where I was and then go in
Speaker 1: and it's back on the other side of the building.
Speaker 1: So and everybody's just looking at you. They know, people
Speaker 1: have noses like it happens. You know, it's whatever.
Speaker 2: I bet that you felt so good when you got
Speaker 2: home and in the shower, out of the shower and
Speaker 2: you're like laying their normal clothes and like your stomach's
Speaker 2: come down a bit. You felt like this is great,
Speaker 2: Like I was in shit storm earlier. Ye now, like
Speaker 2: I'm relaxed and this is great that happens.
Speaker 1: It's a relief. It's like I can't believe that happened
Speaker 1: to me. It's just moving on with my life now,
Speaker 1: you know. So I wonder like during the Bible days,
Speaker 1: what did they do? The story's not over yet. Oh
Speaker 1: oh yeah, sorry, you have to fast forward an entire day. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a Friday night. This happened. He got you
Speaker 1: on video. So we were staying with my parents while
Speaker 1: we were trying to get an apartment. Dad comes home
Speaker 1: from work. He works in interlocking happens to do all
Speaker 1: of their business banking at that bank. He said he
Speaker 1: was dropping off their deposit that morning, and the bank
Speaker 1: teller lady goes, You're never gonna believe what happened. He's like,
Speaker 1: what because I tried to tell nobody, like she knew.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anybody home, got in and cleaned
Speaker 1: it up, done like whatever. And so he's telling everybody
Speaker 1: at the house. So the bank lady's like, you're never
Speaker 1: gonna believe what happened. Someone shit all over the ATM.
Speaker 3: He's like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: When last night?
Speaker 3: We came in today and there was.
Speaker 1: This ship all over the ATM obviously, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, there was remember are you guys like
Speaker 1: before the bear video was like, oh the police came
Speaker 1: back or whatever they called the police, and that was
Speaker 1: like a thing. So that's why I like, when you
Speaker 1: guys try to scare me out, you get to be
Speaker 1: better than that. I'm not missed already. Yeah, So, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't think there was a video, But because do
Speaker 1: you want to go and turn yourself in. No, I
Speaker 1: think there's statute of limitations that was almost sixteen years ago.
Speaker 1: You can still let him close the case.
Speaker 2: If there's a detective out there, like he keeps getting
Speaker 2: this ship file, like keep having to look into it.
Speaker 1: He has an alcohol problem now because you couldn't figure
Speaker 1: it out. There's like ship accidents everywhere. They called this
Speaker 1: guy in because the sixteen years ago. He's got to
Speaker 1: tie it all together. And that's what's really screwing him
Speaker 1: over at night course, it's a disc golf course in
Speaker 1: Traverse City was very similar to this one.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like like a map of the area
Speaker 2: and he's got got little.
Speaker 1: Pins in it, push pins. Because that's the best part
Speaker 1: is that incident is about a ten minute drive or
Speaker 1: less from this incident.
Speaker 2: I think he moved up to toilet paper. He's using
Speaker 2: toilet paper now there was a dog. He's just changing
Speaker 2: his tactics.
Speaker 6: So yeah, and Jesse always says, he goes, I don't know,
Speaker 6: but this is what happens when them situations come.
Speaker 5: He's like, no, it's not just like a little poop.
Speaker 4: No, He's like, it's like everything is coming out twenty years.
Speaker 1: Twenty years ago and up to like five what you
Speaker 1: ate five minutes ago. Somehow it makes it from your
Speaker 1: mouth to your ass. It's like it's magic. It's there
Speaker 1: and all of it wants out right now. Now it
Speaker 1: has to go.
Speaker 7: So oh some of our incidents, well but Jesse have
Speaker 7: been like in the car right, so all of a sudden,
Speaker 7: easily along until we're getting home.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and then you sitting on one.
Speaker 5: But cheek and he's like, you gotta drive faster. Have
Speaker 5: the police follow you into the driveway.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And one time this happened to my kid in the
Speaker 1: exact same spot as the ATM incident of two thousand
Speaker 1: and nine, like to murder off and I'm driving through
Speaker 1: interlock and speed limit forty five and he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: going to pull my past, and I'm like, I got you, bro,
Speaker 1: I know, I know what's happening. And so we're doing
Speaker 1: eighty miles an hour on those forty five like we go,
Speaker 1: we're Goway and we get there. He made it because
Speaker 1: because I know I have the sympathy. When he says
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ship my pants, I'm like, you have my guts,
Speaker 1: I get it. We're gonna do what it takes. I
Speaker 1: was like, And if the cops are behind us when
Speaker 1: we're pulling in that parking or in the driveway, go
Speaker 1: I will deal with them. So that's happened since I
Speaker 1: think he was like seven or eight years old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you guys watched the show on Max called
Speaker 2: The Bad Monkey.
Speaker 3: Oh, I haven't actually seen it yet.
Speaker 2: There's a scene with Vince Vaughn and the other guy
Speaker 2: I can't remember his name. He's in some other stuff Blackbirds,
Speaker 2: I don't remember. But yeah, anyway, there's a very similar
Speaker 2: scene where he's like, oh, no, I'm gonna ship my
Speaker 2: pants and I was like, no, holdly, He's like no,
Speaker 2: I'm past that level.
Speaker 3: He's like I'm shitting right now.
Speaker 2: Or something like that. Yeah, yep, And I couldn't understand it.
Speaker 2: And the guy's like no, no, like it's it's too
Speaker 2: late for that.
Speaker 1: And so this has been a problem in my life
Speaker 1: for a very long time, and it's something that I
Speaker 1: had to intentionally kind of start to figure out a
Speaker 1: diet around as a sober adult. And it's only really
Speaker 1: started to come into control ish within like the last year.
Speaker 1: Now I am turning thirty eight very soon, so I
Speaker 1: wait to your forties buddy. Oh, I just.
Speaker 5: That's where it's all went downhill for Jesse.
Speaker 4: But also we I mean backlog to his story is
Speaker 4: that every log.
Speaker 1: Or back back.
Speaker 4: So some information on Jesse's defense is that he has
Speaker 4: had problems ever since.
Speaker 5: He was put on a very large number of a diuretic.
Speaker 1: So the direct ever made me ship.
Speaker 5: Oh but he was on five thousand milligrams.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't even know, because I've been done diuretics before.
Speaker 1: It never excuses.
Speaker 3: But I don't know what miller I can't remember.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I think you guys have soft butthole clinchers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's possible. I feel like mine could. Like I
Speaker 1: think some stuff though, because it's been worked out so much.
Speaker 1: Whoa like?
Speaker 8: Like hell, they call what they called the they call
Speaker 8: it anal, call it the king, they call it something cutter.
Speaker 1: What what is that? I've never heard of the cutter
Speaker 1: muscle turn cutter, turn cutter. Yeah, there you go, that's
Speaker 1: your turn cutter has been worked out somewhere. I felt
Speaker 1: like it was like stronger than most. And yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think you guys are weak.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I guess when I get the first bubble,
Speaker 4: I'm to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't. I don't play no anymore. Yeah no,
Speaker 1: I think I think it's a disability. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: think we should have like that added to the list
Speaker 1: of disabilities. Yeah, I have a whole list of what
Speaker 1: do we call it though, bird cutter, weak fisher, deficient
Speaker 1: turn cutter.
Speaker 5: Where is it? Like that muscle is just broke after
Speaker 5: so allowed to.
Speaker 2: Take what if you want to ask for surgery on it? Like, hey,
Speaker 2: I need to tighten this up because I just can't
Speaker 2: hold these in. Did you see the.
Speaker 1: Mad shitter story from twenty twenty, Yeah, that was me,
Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving shit incident of twenty twenty and the ATM
Speaker 1: of the Great ATM. You see the detective Murdo's report,
Speaker 1: That was me, Oh yeah, so this is Yeah.
Speaker 5: Let's met your fellow bumper grabber.
Speaker 1: I know, I hadn't heard of bumper grabbing before and
Speaker 1: when he because he said that, and I was like, dude, yes,
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving twenty twenty, and that's not the only time, because
Speaker 1: bumpers are easy to grab and you know, because you
Speaker 1: put you in the prime squatting position, the movement that
Speaker 1: people on the podcast didn't understand. But he put his
Speaker 1: hands out in front of him like he's grabbing a
Speaker 1: bumper and then he like didn't like, like you're bending
Speaker 1: because of what you need to do. This is how
Speaker 1: it works. If you just stand there and poop, you're
Speaker 1: going to get the liquid stuff because it's what we're
Speaker 1: talking about here on your pants, your underwear and or
Speaker 1: your shoes. So you have to get as much horizontal
Speaker 1: space that you can from your feet to where your
Speaker 1: butthole is. Okay, yeah, kind of like you're you're simulating
Speaker 1: a toilet that's not really there to put it in
Speaker 1: your your mind, your your body, and but you know
Speaker 1: you have gravity, so you have to hold on to
Speaker 1: something and that's where the bumpers come in because they're
Speaker 1: just they're perfect height, they're perfect strength. Get a whole
Speaker 1: car in front of you, shelter hopefully it's Thanksgiving and
Speaker 1: there's snow.
Speaker 2: Now you can do your normal routine in these emergency situations.
Speaker 2: Or is it just like whipped down as far as
Speaker 2: you can get them, Like you're not like taking all
Speaker 2: your pants off or your shorts for that one at
Speaker 2: the ATM incident, Like you didn't take your shorts completely off.
Speaker 1: No. But one of the emergencies I've had since the
Speaker 1: bear incident, the original like what the bears, the disc
Speaker 1: golf incident.
Speaker 3: With the same person. I had another incident later.
Speaker 1: On, and that one was there was deep woods very
Speaker 1: close to the road, and I was like, guys, we're
Speaker 1: just not making it home, So pulling over and I
Speaker 1: literally ran into the woods to where I couldn't see anybody,
Speaker 1: but we weren't at can't move anymore. Time we were
Speaker 1: at I could run into the woods time, but I
Speaker 1: knew it was coming, Like does it happen enough times?
Speaker 1: Like you know, like the what was that the minutes
Speaker 1: to midnight time tick? Yeah? That the ticker? Anyway, that time,
Speaker 1: it all just came off and then you're kind of free.
Speaker 1: You can kind of like star out, spread your legs
Speaker 1: and just kind of bend over a little bit. That
Speaker 1: a wolf.
Speaker 3: Branches breaking the smoker's dog.
Speaker 2: So the X that you were with, would you say
Speaker 2: that you guys didn't make it because you got tired
Speaker 2: of your ship?
Speaker 1: She was pretty shitty. It's not you were shitty. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's why. But because we still like
Speaker 1: we had an entire child after.
Speaker 2: That, I know many more ships were taken a lot,
Speaker 2: a lot. He's probably like like a documentary about you
Speaker 2: one day. She's gonna be on there, like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: really love Mitch Budd just shit everywhere, Like I mean
Speaker 2: in the woods, at the ATM it's a disco haf
Speaker 2: I mean baseball park, you name it, madshit in it.
Speaker 1: That'd be so funny. She said that, like I loved him.
Speaker 1: I like, I appreciate you bringing up baseball parks because
Speaker 1: that is a really good problem solving skill to have
Speaker 1: when you have this problem, because there have been many
Speaker 1: times where I'm like, I'm not gonna make it to
Speaker 1: the next gas station.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna make it home. I'm not gonna make it.
Speaker 1: To the next store.
Speaker 3: Oh there's a little league game going on over there.
Speaker 1: There's a portat perfect let's whip it in there. And
Speaker 1: you get so many dirty looks from the parents because
Speaker 1: you're just this dude. Nobody knows you just run from
Speaker 1: your car. This guy's newspaper with him. Yeah, roller toilet paper,
Speaker 1: little kids knocking on the door.
Speaker 2: Occupied to be a minute, get out of your little shit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's funny. It's kind of funny and sad. Earlier today
Speaker 2: I thought about you, Mitch. I went to our oral
Speaker 2: surgeon's place, that's the other end, and I, well, here's
Speaker 2: the thing. I walk in and I almost came back
Speaker 2: to the office to peek because we were at an
Speaker 2: event that we had to do and we were there
Speaker 2: together and we came you came back here whatever, And
Speaker 2: I just went there and I thought, man, I really
Speaker 2: need to pee before I get this stuff done.
Speaker 1: I don't whatever, I'm just go on.
Speaker 2: So I walk in and boom, I see two bathrooms.
Speaker 2: I thought, wow, okay, I'll just be here. I'm glad
Speaker 2: I didn't go back to the office. But going there
Speaker 2: and I pee, and I'm thinking, you know, these are
Speaker 2: up kept. I thought, man, I should tell mich about this, okay,
Speaker 2: because they could just walk right in the building.
Speaker 1: We say, they're not in the office in the building.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so, and then you could always play it off
Speaker 2: later like oh, I was just coming to check my
Speaker 2: appointment time.
Speaker 1: I figured I would just I was in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: I would come by instead a call man. This could
Speaker 1: this could work as an emergency place get blacklisted from
Speaker 1: or I think that would be brown listed from places
Speaker 1: where you can.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, those oral surgeon fees aren't cheap.
Speaker 2: We paid for that toilet paper.
Speaker 1: You can't kick me out of here. I own that
Speaker 1: toilet paper, leave with it. Yeah, leave with the toilet
Speaker 1: paper doing this with me? So yeah, there was There's
Speaker 1: been just so many, so many stories, and I just
Speaker 1: feel like I had to let that one air out
Speaker 1: a little bit because I don't know. I'm what it
Speaker 1: is is, it's a challenge to the public if you
Speaker 1: have a better shit story than the ATM.
Speaker 2: Emil Mitch m ip at two seventeen recovery dot com.
Speaker 1: Oh, I need a name for the incident, like mine
Speaker 1: is the ATM disaster of two thousand and nine, and
Speaker 1: then a description of what happens. I'll keep your name
Speaker 1: out of it, but we'll read it on the podcast
Speaker 1: if you're proud want to own it, and that's fine too,
Speaker 1: which I think you should because it's your body. It's
Speaker 1: your You should be proud of the body that you
Speaker 1: live in.
Speaker 2: If you want to be on Bumper Buddies podcast, you're
Speaker 2: going to have to come up with a good one,
Speaker 2: not just letting any shit in.
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, I was thinking it'd be better if
Speaker 9: it wasn't Jesse and his name started with a B,
Speaker 9: because we could be the bm Brad.
Speaker 1: And Mitchell the BMS.
Speaker 5: He's probably gonna be mortified.
Speaker 1: You talked about what you say, well, like, well Mitch's
Speaker 1: is or I mean, because I really don't know what
Speaker 1: kind of animals cleaned up after me. I can't tell
Speaker 1: you that there were stains that were there for more
Speaker 1: than a short amount of time, and probably no animals
Speaker 1: because you have dogs, Like that's dogs are dirty.
Speaker 5: That's horrible.
Speaker 1: And then's one thing I can keep thinking of. It's
Speaker 1: a wooded area, so there could have been so many
Speaker 1: things that oh, yeah, but they're not gonna, yeah, there
Speaker 1: are at least all night.
Speaker 5: They're not gonna get in your car and like breathe
Speaker 5: out your windows.
Speaker 1: We didn't talk about that part of your story. People
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking.
Speaker 2: The funniest part of the story is, and I don't
Speaker 2: want to speak for Jesse's story, but it was an
Speaker 2: incident and then there was a dog, and there's some
Speaker 2: bumper grabbing, and then that was the person leaving, and
Speaker 2: then the dog besides he's gone, then jumps in the
Speaker 2: car with Corey Smoker and I just see this dog
Speaker 2: right next to your face from the back seat, jumping
Speaker 2: up on the the seat and just.
Speaker 5: And it's just.
Speaker 3: After eating a dog turd or a human turd.
Speaker 5: It was mortifying.
Speaker 1: Probably should have just dripped down his face, like literally.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just a big old grin happy to be in
Speaker 4: the car and just can't stick their head out that window.
Speaker 5: Got us to like get up over my shoulder and
Speaker 5: the driver window and stick.
Speaker 1: I was so happy to see you. I had to
Speaker 1: see you all day.
Speaker 3: It was like, Mom, you're never gonna believe.
Speaker 1: Look what I had. Daddy gave me a treat.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm just all the way to Honor, which
Speaker 5: is a little bit of a drive from there. I
Speaker 5: didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1: My ground zero is about halfway from where you started
Speaker 1: your trip to Honor.
Speaker 2: M hm, yeah, well I appreciate you guys coming on
Speaker 2: the podcast.
Speaker 1: Area dirty laundry and wrapped the ship up, and I
Speaker 1: apologize to whatever young guy who got had to take
Speaker 1: the trash out at Rick's Grocery that doesn't exist anymore,
Speaker 1: that horrible night spring of two thousand and nine, and
Speaker 1: somebody's like tuning in ago. I thought I was gonna
Speaker 1: hear some recovery talk, like what is this? That's the
Speaker 1: thing about, you know, that's how we we wrap it
Speaker 1: back up here is you know part of recovery is
Speaker 1: accepting the things that you can't change.
Speaker 2: You know where you're at now, yep, you know, and
Speaker 2: can't change the past, and that's the shit did happen.
Speaker 2: And you can laugh at it too, And that's the
Speaker 2: whole recovery part of it is you're in a good
Speaker 2: spot now and you can tell stories like this and
Speaker 2: they're funny and you're not drunk. You don't have to
Speaker 2: be high like. It's pretty cool yep. And we can
Speaker 2: laugh that sh and have fun in recovery. That's that's
Speaker 2: the moral of the story here. But we do have
Speaker 2: to wrap it up, okay, but maybe we'll have the
Speaker 2: Bumper Buddies on it again. We'll have you, actually, the
Speaker 2: bumper buddies.
Speaker 1: You all have to have him weigh in.
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, to be continued, Yes, don't worry, We'll I'll
Speaker 2: let you know when's happening.
Speaker 1: But yeah.
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