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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the two seventeen Recovery Broadcast. If you don't

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<v Speaker 1>make mistakes, you won't learn.

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<v Speaker 2>With your host Corey Winfield, you know how you know

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<v Speaker 2>fish is bad if you can't put it on pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a special guest Mitchell Obra, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Really hate to do listen to you guys, but I

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<v Speaker 3>really have to go to the app where held Dad?

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<v Speaker 1>I just like, can't hold it anymore? Got your ass?

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<v Speaker 1>And Corey Smoker, Hey, I like the big Monsters.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the twenty first of February twenty twenty five,

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<v Speaker 2>or half assed in it today? Should I have made

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<v Speaker 2>an intro with Corey's name is absolutely problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm getting really good excuses imprompt too.

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<v Speaker 2>And well what happened was my son is coming back

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<v Speaker 2>from daycare and my wife Marnie had to go get them,

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<v Speaker 2>and so we have very little time to do this

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<v Speaker 2>podcast today. We got phones ringing now, I mean, people

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<v Speaker 2>are just not respecting our time. So didn't really have

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<v Speaker 2>time to throw it all together to make the intro

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<v Speaker 2>with Corey's name.

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<v Speaker 1>And I apologize for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't feel really bad about it. I just

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<v Speaker 2>you know, sorry, just to the people who didn't it's

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<v Speaker 2>fun Friday. They'll forgive us didn't get that full open correctly.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so how you doing, Mitch? You wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>talk poop today, Well.

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<v Speaker 1>We talked about it the other day with a gentleman

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<v Speaker 1>who's out here right now about poop stories. Obviously we

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<v Speaker 1>should podcast this because we were sharing different because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the resident senior correspondent for poop emergencies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and if you haven't seen Mitch's video based on

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<v Speaker 2>a true story, yeah, based on a true story two

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<v Speaker 2>seventeen Recovery dot com. You might have to go to

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<v Speaker 2>videos and then click more, load more whatever it says, and

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<v Speaker 2>then scroll down to see the bear mask and it's

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<v Speaker 2>called bear you.

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<v Speaker 1>Get on the YouTube two seventeen Recovery doc or two

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<v Speaker 1>seventeen Recovery Confused right now, Mitch YouTube, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>where the YouTube at two seventeen recovery dot com.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I screwed that part up. I know that

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<v Speaker 3>be so confused.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you go to the two seventeen recovery YouTube,

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty easy to find. It's the only one with

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<v Speaker 1>the bear. Yeah, and that's I think I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>at two seventeen Recovery or something. I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we have enough people that like us, we

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<v Speaker 2>get our own handle or whatever it's called.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh nice, Yeah, I didn't know that was the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think YouTube dot com at two seventeen recovery

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<v Speaker 2>is what you Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I still just search it.

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<v Speaker 2>One day, I'm going to get this figured out and

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<v Speaker 2>we'll tell you exactly where to go. But yeah, what

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<v Speaker 2>it is on our website anyway? Yeah, Mitch, it was

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<v Speaker 2>based on True Story and then it turned into a

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<v Speaker 2>Colone commercial. But it's it's it's good and that did happen.

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<v Speaker 2>So Mitch has been talking about this atm story.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we had.

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<v Speaker 2>Another person industry and I'm using air quotes here. The

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<v Speaker 2>industry of sex was something else? What Yeah you've never

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<v Speaker 2>heard that? No, wow, you never heard the have you

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<v Speaker 2>Cory Smokers? Now I was back in joining us. Have

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<v Speaker 2>you heard the adult term or if you're familiar with

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<v Speaker 2>the adult industry or the industry is what I said, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they have a different name for atm oh okay, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Adult industry. But I don't know what that word is.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I think I have idea what adults.

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<v Speaker 1>Not? Okay, we can try to maybe this isn't that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of story.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes they assume all black people are from African America.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I could have just said.

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<v Speaker 2>We've ever to find that button too, but no. But

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<v Speaker 2>because Mitch was talking about because we're talking poop stories,

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch really wanted to talk about poop stories with her.

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<v Speaker 1>Husband, and we were going back and forth, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I have the poop story to end all

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<v Speaker 1>poop stories, and I just can't believe that it hasn't come.

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<v Speaker 2>Up and conversate and then he says to me about ATM,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not an adult industry. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, because you were like you were like

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<v Speaker 2>so excited to tell it, I'm like, no way, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>do on the.

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<v Speaker 5>Podcast like ATM where you go get.

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<v Speaker 1>Money it was one of those, or ATM as you

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<v Speaker 1>go get booty to lips.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes they assume all black people are from African America.

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<v Speaker 2>I really wanted her to say it, Mitchell. She was

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<v Speaker 2>thinking Will's returning. Did you know what that meant? No? Wise, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, so covert. So the money ATM is what

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<v Speaker 2>we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, ATM Machine Automatic.

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<v Speaker 5>You drive up with your car, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Braille yeah, the story was told about your husband Corey

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<v Speaker 2>and grabbing bumpers. I've never had to do that. Knock

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<v Speaker 2>on wood. Mitch immediately knew what grabbing bumper meant, and

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<v Speaker 2>he was like, oh god, yeah. He started telling a

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<v Speaker 2>story when he went to his family's Thanksgiving or Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>or twenty yeah, some holiday gathering. As he's holding the

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<v Speaker 2>sweet potatoes in one hand and the bumper and the

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<v Speaker 2>other just letting.

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<v Speaker 1>It rips right by his don't look behind his aunt's vehicle,

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<v Speaker 1>not even his own Honda.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know what's funny to me?

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<v Speaker 4>I just put this all togethers So Jesse was sick

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<v Speaker 4>with COVID bumper grabbing, and you're in the COVID twenty

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<v Speaker 4>twenty bumper grabbed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I didn't have COVID at the time. Just

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<v Speaker 1>bumper Buddies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you guys should get his shirts and sell of them.

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<v Speaker 2>We could wait for that bumper Body Bumper Buddies podcast

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<v Speaker 2>to come.

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<v Speaker 3>Out in the last three months. It'll be great and

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<v Speaker 3>just pictures.

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<v Speaker 2>Of people shitting all across the United States in America's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be did.

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<v Speaker 1>To us both ways, like holding a bumper squat it down,

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<v Speaker 1>but from the side, so you can't actually see anything explicit,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like Jackass doing slow mo.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe we should get you guys the little hitch that

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<v Speaker 4>hooks into the back of your truck and you can

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<v Speaker 4>the toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a comment about that Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmmm, yeah, well then don't say you guys like you're

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<v Speaker 1>done out Jesse and Midge. That's that's what she meant. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to throw me in that. I want

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<v Speaker 1>people thinking that I'm grabbing bumbers. I walked. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>easiest way if you're in a pinch. There was no

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<v Speaker 1>pinching that could happen at that point, Like, man.

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<v Speaker 5>I still am.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm left stuck at the part where you're like I

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<v Speaker 4>could not move any muscle.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody has been there, they know exactly what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>I was the pinching, Like I said, the clenching was

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<v Speaker 1>happening the whole way to Thanksgiving, which was.

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<v Speaker 3>About it sounded like that.

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<v Speaker 1>And they got out of the car and my kid

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<v Speaker 1>with me, ten, stood up, and that was when my

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<v Speaker 1>body was like, Nope, this is happening now.

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<v Speaker 3>And the hoover dam was not holding this back.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, and this is this happened during the

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<v Speaker 1>ATM story where you just get to a point where

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<v Speaker 1>you cannot take another step without excreting.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, yeah, and it happens.

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<v Speaker 1>See, this is what we need to talk to a

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<v Speaker 1>logan about. Oh yeah, like where where did it really

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<v Speaker 1>start going wrong? Wasn't your dad's drinking or your dad's pooping?

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<v Speaker 1>So him and I had this conversation yesterday over text message.

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<v Speaker 1>He's trying to get out of school because he had

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<v Speaker 1>a tummy ache. Oh yeah, yeah, And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, buddy, I've had these guts for thirty

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<v Speaker 1>eight years. You're gonna have to run to the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>and deal with it. You'll be fine, It'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Go poop a couple times, you'll be fine. An hour

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<v Speaker 1>and a half later, after arguing with him, he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, you're right, Yeah, I feel a lot better, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but dealing this, dealing with this for a

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<v Speaker 1>long time, runs in the family, runs in the jeans,

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<v Speaker 1>as they say, not in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeans, jeans, And obviously Anti's car behind it. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>So you're gonna te us about the ATM story then.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So this is a pre sober Mitchell. This is

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<v Speaker 1>pre child Mitchell. Actually I was with his mother. We

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<v Speaker 1>were dating.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, this is a great story, and there's.

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<v Speaker 1>A restaurant in Interlocking we decided to walk to because

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<v Speaker 1>I was living out there at the time. I think

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<v Speaker 1>we're getting ready to look for an apartment, is what

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<v Speaker 1>it was. Sort of staying with my family for a

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<v Speaker 1>short period of time while we were doing like apartment applications.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're like, hey, let's go to this. We'll walk

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<v Speaker 1>down to this restaurant. It'll be nice evening, it'd be great.

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<v Speaker 1>So go down there, and it's one of the nicer

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<v Speaker 1>ones in the area. And they have like a little

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<v Speaker 1>bar area, but they have really good food and all

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<v Speaker 1>sorts of you can get lobster tail at a bar,

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<v Speaker 1>pizza if you want to, a burger or a steak,

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<v Speaker 1>like you all sorts of stuff. I don't think i'd

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<v Speaker 1>in this place.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I don't want to New York.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not a sponsor, so don't want to talk. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember their name. It's like there's outside seating, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, which there's a couple of them like that.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, I've been at one of them. It was

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<v Speaker 1>all right. Yeah, And so we go down there I

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<v Speaker 1>order a pizza, she orders whatever, chicken sandwich or some stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>and it comes time to you know, I have a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of beers. You know, back in that time of

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<v Speaker 1>our life, we didn't get hammered or anything. I had

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<v Speaker 1>to walk home, so too crazy. Yeah, I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>be able to get there. So it's probably about two

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<v Speaker 1>miles from my house. Two and a half. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know right around there. It's not that far, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if I'm not trying to walk it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>after a couple of hours in the pizza, like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't walk too far.

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<v Speaker 3>This is great.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we're walking back. It was nice. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a nice evening and everything had great food, good time.

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<v Speaker 1>Feeling good walking back and if anybody is familiar with

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<v Speaker 1>the interlocked area, there's Tom's Food marketing on one side

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<v Speaker 1>and gas station other side of the road. There's like

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<v Speaker 1>a used to be a different grocery store called Ricks.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a couple of little stores in there. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>Mexican restaurant now weed shop, but in that that parking lot.

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<v Speaker 1>On the other side, there's a bank ah right up

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<v Speaker 1>by the road. And we get about halfway from the

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant to the bank where this ATM machine is, drive

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<v Speaker 1>up ATM machine, and that's when the happens in the insides,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, oh, okay, so we're gonna walk a

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<v Speaker 1>little faster. Now you're looking around not yet. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just like, okay, I can feel this where there's the

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<v Speaker 1>which is like the closest part to you know, walking

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody has this issue.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're doing the walk stop and it's like you

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<v Speaker 1>it's not just right there, you know, it's in it's

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<v Speaker 1>so my this you know it's in the evening now,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, sunset time, beautiful sunset happening.

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<v Speaker 2>It's in exact time happening, and it's in June since

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so it was I remember what I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was spring. That's why we decided to walk. So we're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of warm today, like you know whatever, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so doing the stop and go like can't walk no more?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, And I'm like, okay, Rick's Guests or grocery

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<v Speaker 1>store doesn't exist anymore. Rest in peace, it's a bookstore. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you can use that restroom anymore. It's

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<v Speaker 1>completely gone because of this incident. Probably the ATM machine

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<v Speaker 1>is still there. I use it regularly. That machine has

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<v Speaker 1>a restroom in uh no that day. It was purposed

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<v Speaker 1>for that. So, oh, I'm getting to where now we're

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<v Speaker 1>walking not on the side of the road. We're walking

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<v Speaker 1>through the parking lot, straight towards where I think the

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<v Speaker 1>closest bathroom is. But I we're like walking adjacent to

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<v Speaker 1>this bank. It's ATM machine is like fifteen feet to

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<v Speaker 1>my left, and my body just goes this is how

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<v Speaker 1>far you get to go? Like, you don't go further.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the end of the road for this bowel movement. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't move it any further, You're done. Yeah, literally,

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<v Speaker 1>And so I look around, I'm like, what is the

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of a parking lot, And there are

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<v Speaker 1>these cement posts. Yeah, there's like these four cement posts

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<v Speaker 1>around this ATM machine that's not connected to the building.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's all I got, Like there's nothing else. It's

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<v Speaker 1>either right in the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>The song give Me Shelter from the Stones that's playing

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<v Speaker 2>in my mind right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So I don't know how, but it was like

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<v Speaker 1>one leap over and just drop trow And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even want to describe it for you. Just you heard

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<v Speaker 1>that Purple Rain song. This is chocolate Rain is rain.

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<v Speaker 1>So the X is she laughing her fucking hand's not

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<v Speaker 1>like doing cover for you? No, No, she is dying,

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<v Speaker 1>laughing just like like can't breathe. Yeah, we don't have

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<v Speaker 1>we have. I have my like shorts in my shirt

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<v Speaker 1>and my wallet on me like that's that's it. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even think she brought her purse because I

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<v Speaker 1>was paying for everything, Like we have nothing other than

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<v Speaker 1>the food there wanting out of my body up. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's the later in the story. So in the process,

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<v Speaker 1>I literally ship on the ATM, Like literally on the ATM.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't try. I did my best. There's no Trumps.

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<v Speaker 1>There's money, you're saying, there's no This was way before

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<v Speaker 1>Trump was even Trump President of twenty twenty, wasn't he

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<v Speaker 1>Or is that the year he left office? No, that

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<v Speaker 1>was that was Thanksgiving. This is before my son was born.

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<v Speaker 3>So this is.

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<v Speaker 1>Sixteen years ago. Yeah, okay, yeah, sixteen years ago. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was something like that. Who it was Bush.

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<v Speaker 1>But there was no bushes, money, there was no bumpers

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<v Speaker 1>to grab like there was there was nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>There were the posts. There's an ATM machine that when

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<v Speaker 3>there and.

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<v Speaker 1>Just relieved as much pressure as I could so I

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<v Speaker 1>could then walk. But what do you clean up with

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<v Speaker 1>There's there's nothing, And I'm like, so I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to get to a bathroom to clean up? Do I

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<v Speaker 1>do that? Do I do? I? Use? Like all this

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<v Speaker 1>is running through my head. Well my everything is running

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<v Speaker 1>out of my ass. So it's happening all at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time. That's a tough one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why you keep toilet paper in your car now

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<v Speaker 2>and don't walk the places.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, as much as possible, or just make sure I

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<v Speaker 1>know where the cover is at all times, like some

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<v Speaker 1>like combat vets do that. They just need to know

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<v Speaker 1>where there's always cover just in case something happens. People

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<v Speaker 1>to the wall. I just need to know the same way.

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<v Speaker 1>But he just looks for a restroom. If there's no

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<v Speaker 1>other option, Can I jump behind that bookcase and okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there's paper around so I can at least clean up

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<v Speaker 1>enough to Yeah. So that's you know, it's constantly going

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<v Speaker 1>through my head now for the last sixteen years because

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<v Speaker 1>this traumatic event. Damn. Yeah. So that happens and I

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<v Speaker 1>finished enough to be able to move again, because you

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<v Speaker 1>get to remember, I was immobilized by this bowel movement supposedly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>people are gonna listen, They're gonna know other people have

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<v Speaker 1>done this. I mean, yeah, just your husband said, He's like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. He's like, you get that where you

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<v Speaker 1>get to the point where you literally can't move. All

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<v Speaker 1>you can do is stand there. If you don't want

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<v Speaker 1>it to come out, all you can do is stand

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<v Speaker 1>there and pray. And he looked down at you, like

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<v Speaker 1>you did this to yourself man to pizza boy exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>You thought you'd like ice cream, but I just now

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<v Speaker 1>made you lack toast in tolerant. So no shame, Like

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<v Speaker 1>the shame's already came and gone. It doesn't really even matter,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's just where it's She's laughing, and I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>all right, dripping on your leg, Yeah, pretty much, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>pull up your I'm like, okay, these these underwear never

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be the same again. I'm gonna toss it whatever, So,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, make my way across the parking lot, go

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<v Speaker 1>into the grocery store. I'm sure everybody knew, like it

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<v Speaker 1>was whatever, and they're probably like, yeah, and I just

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<v Speaker 1>gotta do that bathroom and I got another mile to

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<v Speaker 1>walk home, and so just through those shorts. I needed

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<v Speaker 1>the shorts to get home at least, so underwear in

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<v Speaker 1>the just done. Rah that poor because you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>the new kid that's working there is who does the

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<v Speaker 1>trash at night. I'm thinking about all of this as

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing it. But I'm like, do I walk out

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<v Speaker 1>with literal ship dripping underwear?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, the whole trash out with you. You

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<v Speaker 2>guys got a spot for this needs to go? Like

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<v Speaker 2>that'd have been a nice thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>It probably would have, but I was just like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>put those in there, wipe up as much as I can.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not getting it all out until the shower happens

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<v Speaker 1>at home, so just try and inconspicuously leave because that

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom is just on the other side of the building.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you have to walk to the one end of

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<v Speaker 1>the building from where I was and then go in

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<v Speaker 1>and it's back on the other side of the building.

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<v Speaker 1>So and everybody's just looking at you. They know, people

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<v Speaker 1>have noses like it happens. You know, it's whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet that you felt so good when you got

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<v Speaker 2>home and in the shower, out of the shower and

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<v Speaker 2>you're like laying their normal clothes and like your stomach's

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<v Speaker 2>come down a bit. You felt like this is great,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I was in shit storm earlier. Ye now, like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm relaxed and this is great that happens.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a relief. It's like I can't believe that happened

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<v Speaker 1>to me. It's just moving on with my life now,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. So I wonder like during the Bible days,

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<v Speaker 1>what did they do? The story's not over yet. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, sorry, you have to fast forward an entire day. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a Friday night. This happened. He got you

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<v Speaker 1>on video. So we were staying with my parents while

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<v Speaker 1>we were trying to get an apartment. Dad comes home

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<v Speaker 1>from work. He works in interlocking happens to do all

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<v Speaker 1>of their business banking at that bank. He said he

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<v Speaker 1>was dropping off their deposit that morning, and the bank

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<v Speaker 1>teller lady goes, You're never gonna believe what happened. He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>what because I tried to tell nobody, like she knew.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think there's anybody home, got in and cleaned

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<v Speaker 1>it up, done like whatever. And so he's telling everybody

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<v Speaker 1>at the house. So the bank lady's like, you're never

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<v Speaker 1>gonna believe what happened. Someone shit all over the ATM.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>When last night?

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<v Speaker 3>We came in today and there was.

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<v Speaker 1>This ship all over the ATM obviously, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, there was remember are you guys like

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<v Speaker 1>before the bear video was like, oh the police came

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<v Speaker 1>back or whatever they called the police, and that was

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<v Speaker 1>like a thing. So that's why I like, when you

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<v Speaker 1>guys try to scare me out, you get to be

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<v Speaker 1>better than that. I'm not missed already. Yeah, So, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think there was a video, But because do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to go and turn yourself in. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>think there's statute of limitations that was almost sixteen years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>You can still let him close the case.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's a detective out there, like he keeps getting

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<v Speaker 2>this ship file, like keep having to look into it.

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<v Speaker 1>He has an alcohol problem now because you couldn't figure

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<v Speaker 1>it out. There's like ship accidents everywhere. They called this

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<v Speaker 1>guy in because the sixteen years ago. He's got to

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<v Speaker 1>tie it all together. And that's what's really screwing him

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<v Speaker 1>over at night course, it's a disc golf course in

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<v Speaker 1>Traverse City was very similar to this one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's like like a map of the area

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<v Speaker 2>and he's got got little.

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<v Speaker 1>Pins in it, push pins. Because that's the best part

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<v Speaker 1>is that incident is about a ten minute drive or

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<v Speaker 1>less from this incident.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he moved up to toilet paper. He's using

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<v Speaker 2>toilet paper now there was a dog. He's just changing

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<v Speaker 6>So yeah, and Jesse always says, he goes, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 6>but this is what happens when them situations come.

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00:23:47.279 --> 00:23:50.519
<v Speaker 5>He's like, no, it's not just like a little poop.

422
00:23:51.079 --> 00:23:56.000
<v Speaker 4>No, He's like, it's like everything is coming out twenty years.

423
00:23:56.279 --> 00:24:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Twenty years ago and up to like five what you

424
00:24:00.640 --> 00:24:04.880
<v Speaker 1>ate five minutes ago. Somehow it makes it from your

425
00:24:05.119 --> 00:24:11.519
<v Speaker 1>mouth to your ass. It's like it's magic. It's there

426
00:24:12.200 --> 00:24:16.240
<v Speaker 1>and all of it wants out right now. Now it

427
00:24:16.279 --> 00:24:16.920
<v Speaker 1>has to go.

428
00:24:18.880 --> 00:24:23.920
<v Speaker 7>So oh some of our incidents, well but Jesse have

429
00:24:24.079 --> 00:24:27.160
<v Speaker 7>been like in the car right, so all of a sudden,

430
00:24:27.279 --> 00:24:29.480
<v Speaker 7>easily along until we're getting home.

431
00:24:29.880 --> 00:24:31.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and then you sitting on one.

432
00:24:31.680 --> 00:24:35.799
<v Speaker 5>But cheek and he's like, you gotta drive faster. Have

433
00:24:35.960 --> 00:24:37.960
<v Speaker 5>the police follow you into the driveway.

434
00:24:38.240 --> 00:24:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

435
00:24:39.440 --> 00:24:40.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

436
00:24:40.400 --> 00:24:42.079
<v Speaker 1>And one time this happened to my kid in the

437
00:24:42.119 --> 00:24:44.880
<v Speaker 1>exact same spot as the ATM incident of two thousand

438
00:24:44.920 --> 00:24:49.279
<v Speaker 1>and nine, like to murder off and I'm driving through

439
00:24:49.359 --> 00:24:52.160
<v Speaker 1>interlock and speed limit forty five and he's like, I'm

440
00:24:52.160 --> 00:24:55.920
<v Speaker 1>going to pull my past, and I'm like, I got you, bro,

441
00:24:56.039 --> 00:24:59.079
<v Speaker 1>I know, I know what's happening. And so we're doing

442
00:24:59.599 --> 00:25:03.680
<v Speaker 1>eighty miles an hour on those forty five like we go,

443
00:25:03.839 --> 00:25:06.519
<v Speaker 1>we're Goway and we get there. He made it because

444
00:25:06.559 --> 00:25:09.920
<v Speaker 1>because I know I have the sympathy. When he says

445
00:25:10.000 --> 00:25:13.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna ship my pants, I'm like, you have my guts,

446
00:25:13.440 --> 00:25:16.759
<v Speaker 1>I get it. We're gonna do what it takes. I

447
00:25:16.799 --> 00:25:18.599
<v Speaker 1>was like, And if the cops are behind us when

448
00:25:18.599 --> 00:25:22.319
<v Speaker 1>we're pulling in that parking or in the driveway, go

449
00:25:23.160 --> 00:25:30.480
<v Speaker 1>I will deal with them. So that's happened since I

450
00:25:30.559 --> 00:25:32.359
<v Speaker 1>think he was like seven or eight years old.

451
00:25:32.519 --> 00:25:36.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe you guys watched the show on Max called

452
00:25:36.799 --> 00:25:37.599
<v Speaker 2>The Bad Monkey.

453
00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:40.079
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I haven't actually seen it yet.

454
00:25:40.400 --> 00:25:43.799
<v Speaker 2>There's a scene with Vince Vaughn and the other guy

455
00:25:45.079 --> 00:25:47.720
<v Speaker 2>I can't remember his name. He's in some other stuff Blackbirds,

456
00:25:48.599 --> 00:25:52.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember. But yeah, anyway, there's a very similar

457
00:25:52.480 --> 00:25:54.680
<v Speaker 2>scene where he's like, oh, no, I'm gonna ship my

458
00:25:54.680 --> 00:25:56.960
<v Speaker 2>pants and I was like, no, holdly, He's like no,

459
00:25:57.000 --> 00:25:57.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm past that level.

460
00:25:58.000 --> 00:25:59.480
<v Speaker 3>He's like I'm shitting right now.

461
00:26:00.960 --> 00:26:03.759
<v Speaker 2>Or something like that. Yeah, yep, And I couldn't understand it.

462
00:26:03.759 --> 00:26:05.640
<v Speaker 2>And the guy's like no, no, like it's it's too

463
00:26:05.680 --> 00:26:06.200
<v Speaker 2>late for that.

464
00:26:06.640 --> 00:26:08.880
<v Speaker 1>And so this has been a problem in my life

465
00:26:09.160 --> 00:26:11.759
<v Speaker 1>for a very long time, and it's something that I

466
00:26:11.799 --> 00:26:15.119
<v Speaker 1>had to intentionally kind of start to figure out a

467
00:26:15.240 --> 00:26:20.200
<v Speaker 1>diet around as a sober adult. And it's only really

468
00:26:20.200 --> 00:26:26.000
<v Speaker 1>started to come into control ish within like the last year.

469
00:26:27.240 --> 00:26:30.680
<v Speaker 1>Now I am turning thirty eight very soon, so I

470
00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:33.240
<v Speaker 1>wait to your forties buddy. Oh, I just.

471
00:26:34.680 --> 00:26:36.400
<v Speaker 5>That's where it's all went downhill for Jesse.

472
00:26:36.960 --> 00:26:41.039
<v Speaker 4>But also we I mean backlog to his story is

473
00:26:41.079 --> 00:26:45.000
<v Speaker 4>that every log.

474
00:26:44.039 --> 00:26:44.799
<v Speaker 1>Or back back.

475
00:26:47.319 --> 00:26:52.759
<v Speaker 4>So some information on Jesse's defense is that he has

476
00:26:52.880 --> 00:26:54.799
<v Speaker 4>had problems ever since.

477
00:26:54.559 --> 00:26:57.720
<v Speaker 5>He was put on a very large number of a diuretic.

478
00:26:58.640 --> 00:27:00.680
<v Speaker 1>So the direct ever made me ship.

479
00:27:01.279 --> 00:27:03.480
<v Speaker 5>Oh but he was on five thousand milligrams.

480
00:27:03.640 --> 00:27:07.240
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I don't even know, because I've been done diuretics before.

481
00:27:07.240 --> 00:27:08.640
<v Speaker 1>It never excuses.

482
00:27:08.759 --> 00:27:11.599
<v Speaker 3>But I don't know what miller I can't remember.

483
00:27:11.960 --> 00:27:15.640
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, I think you guys have soft butthole clinchers.

484
00:27:16.039 --> 00:27:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's possible. I feel like mine could. Like I

485
00:27:21.039 --> 00:27:24.559
<v Speaker 1>think some stuff though, because it's been worked out so much.

486
00:27:24.759 --> 00:27:25.960
<v Speaker 1>Whoa like?

487
00:27:25.960 --> 00:27:30.119
<v Speaker 8>Like hell, they call what they called the they call

488
00:27:30.160 --> 00:27:37.720
<v Speaker 8>it anal, call it the king, they call it something cutter.

489
00:27:38.319 --> 00:27:42.319
<v Speaker 1>What what is that? I've never heard of the cutter

490
00:27:42.400 --> 00:27:47.480
<v Speaker 1>muscle turn cutter, turn cutter. Yeah, there you go, that's

491
00:27:47.519 --> 00:27:50.039
<v Speaker 1>your turn cutter has been worked out somewhere. I felt

492
00:27:50.079 --> 00:27:53.559
<v Speaker 1>like it was like stronger than most. And yeah, I

493
00:27:53.599 --> 00:27:54.640
<v Speaker 1>don't think you guys are weak.

494
00:27:55.039 --> 00:27:56.880
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, I guess when I get the first bubble,

495
00:27:56.960 --> 00:27:58.200
<v Speaker 4>I'm to the bathroom.

496
00:27:58.559 --> 00:28:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I don't. I don't play no anymore. Yeah no,

497
00:28:01.960 --> 00:28:05.599
<v Speaker 1>I think I think it's a disability. Oh yeah, I

498
00:28:05.599 --> 00:28:10.440
<v Speaker 1>think we should have like that added to the list

499
00:28:10.440 --> 00:28:13.160
<v Speaker 1>of disabilities. Yeah, I have a whole list of what

500
00:28:13.200 --> 00:28:18.759
<v Speaker 1>do we call it though, bird cutter, weak fisher, deficient

501
00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:19.799
<v Speaker 1>turn cutter.

502
00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:26.079
<v Speaker 5>Where is it? Like that muscle is just broke after

503
00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:27.200
<v Speaker 5>so allowed to.

504
00:28:27.200 --> 00:28:30.680
<v Speaker 2>Take what if you want to ask for surgery on it? Like, hey,

505
00:28:30.720 --> 00:28:33.119
<v Speaker 2>I need to tighten this up because I just can't

506
00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:37.279
<v Speaker 2>hold these in. Did you see the.

507
00:28:36.599 --> 00:28:40.119
<v Speaker 1>Mad shitter story from twenty twenty, Yeah, that was me,

508
00:28:41.799 --> 00:28:45.079
<v Speaker 1>the Thanksgiving shit incident of twenty twenty and the ATM

509
00:28:45.160 --> 00:28:49.519
<v Speaker 1>of the Great ATM. You see the detective Murdo's report,

510
00:28:50.400 --> 00:28:55.000
<v Speaker 1>That was me, Oh yeah, so this is Yeah.

511
00:28:56.440 --> 00:28:58.400
<v Speaker 5>Let's met your fellow bumper grabber.

512
00:28:58.880 --> 00:29:02.039
<v Speaker 1>I know, I hadn't heard of bumper grabbing before and

513
00:29:02.079 --> 00:29:06.160
<v Speaker 1>when he because he said that, and I was like, dude, yes,

514
00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:10.720
<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving twenty twenty, and that's not the only time, because

515
00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:15.359
<v Speaker 1>bumpers are easy to grab and you know, because you

516
00:29:15.480 --> 00:29:18.839
<v Speaker 1>put you in the prime squatting position, the movement that

517
00:29:18.920 --> 00:29:21.519
<v Speaker 1>people on the podcast didn't understand. But he put his

518
00:29:21.599 --> 00:29:23.200
<v Speaker 1>hands out in front of him like he's grabbing a

519
00:29:23.200 --> 00:29:26.519
<v Speaker 1>bumper and then he like didn't like, like you're bending

520
00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:28.799
<v Speaker 1>because of what you need to do. This is how

521
00:29:28.799 --> 00:29:32.680
<v Speaker 1>it works. If you just stand there and poop, you're

522
00:29:32.759 --> 00:29:35.960
<v Speaker 1>going to get the liquid stuff because it's what we're

523
00:29:35.960 --> 00:29:39.599
<v Speaker 1>talking about here on your pants, your underwear and or

524
00:29:39.640 --> 00:29:44.599
<v Speaker 1>your shoes. So you have to get as much horizontal

525
00:29:44.640 --> 00:29:49.119
<v Speaker 1>space that you can from your feet to where your

526
00:29:49.400 --> 00:29:54.240
<v Speaker 1>butthole is. Okay, yeah, kind of like you're you're simulating

527
00:29:55.799 --> 00:29:59.680
<v Speaker 1>a toilet that's not really there to put it in

528
00:29:59.759 --> 00:30:03.079
<v Speaker 1>your your mind, your your body, and but you know

529
00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:05.680
<v Speaker 1>you have gravity, so you have to hold on to

530
00:30:06.039 --> 00:30:08.480
<v Speaker 1>something and that's where the bumpers come in because they're

531
00:30:08.559 --> 00:30:12.400
<v Speaker 1>just they're perfect height, they're perfect strength. Get a whole

532
00:30:12.440 --> 00:30:16.759
<v Speaker 1>car in front of you, shelter hopefully it's Thanksgiving and

533
00:30:16.799 --> 00:30:17.240
<v Speaker 1>there's snow.

534
00:30:17.440 --> 00:30:21.039
<v Speaker 2>Now you can do your normal routine in these emergency situations.

535
00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:22.799
<v Speaker 2>Or is it just like whipped down as far as

536
00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:24.839
<v Speaker 2>you can get them, Like you're not like taking all

537
00:30:24.880 --> 00:30:27.119
<v Speaker 2>your pants off or your shorts for that one at

538
00:30:27.119 --> 00:30:29.720
<v Speaker 2>the ATM incident, Like you didn't take your shorts completely off.

539
00:30:30.119 --> 00:30:33.240
<v Speaker 1>No. But one of the emergencies I've had since the

540
00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:37.759
<v Speaker 1>bear incident, the original like what the bears, the disc

541
00:30:37.799 --> 00:30:38.759
<v Speaker 1>golf incident.

542
00:30:40.359 --> 00:30:43.640
<v Speaker 3>With the same person. I had another incident later.

543
00:30:43.519 --> 00:30:48.359
<v Speaker 1>On, and that one was there was deep woods very

544
00:30:48.359 --> 00:30:51.440
<v Speaker 1>close to the road, and I was like, guys, we're

545
00:30:51.480 --> 00:30:56.799
<v Speaker 1>just not making it home, So pulling over and I

546
00:30:56.920 --> 00:31:01.119
<v Speaker 1>literally ran into the woods to where I couldn't see anybody,

547
00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:06.319
<v Speaker 1>but we weren't at can't move anymore. Time we were

548
00:31:06.359 --> 00:31:07.920
<v Speaker 1>at I could run into the woods time, but I

549
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:09.839
<v Speaker 1>knew it was coming, Like does it happen enough times?

550
00:31:09.880 --> 00:31:13.400
<v Speaker 1>Like you know, like the what was that the minutes

551
00:31:13.440 --> 00:31:21.160
<v Speaker 1>to midnight time tick? Yeah? That the ticker? Anyway, that time,

552
00:31:21.799 --> 00:31:25.200
<v Speaker 1>it all just came off and then you're kind of free.

553
00:31:25.319 --> 00:31:29.240
<v Speaker 1>You can kind of like star out, spread your legs

554
00:31:29.279 --> 00:31:31.720
<v Speaker 1>and just kind of bend over a little bit. That

555
00:31:31.799 --> 00:31:32.599
<v Speaker 1>a wolf.

556
00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:36.839
<v Speaker 3>Branches breaking the smoker's dog.

557
00:31:36.960 --> 00:31:40.400
<v Speaker 2>So the X that you were with, would you say

558
00:31:40.440 --> 00:31:43.039
<v Speaker 2>that you guys didn't make it because you got tired

559
00:31:43.079 --> 00:31:43.559
<v Speaker 2>of your ship?

560
00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:51.519
<v Speaker 1>She was pretty shitty. It's not you were shitty. Yeah, no,

561
00:31:51.519 --> 00:31:55.079
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's why. But because we still like

562
00:31:55.240 --> 00:31:57.039
<v Speaker 1>we had an entire child after.

563
00:31:56.799 --> 00:31:59.920
<v Speaker 2>That, I know many more ships were taken a lot,

564
00:32:00.599 --> 00:32:03.640
<v Speaker 2>a lot. He's probably like like a documentary about you

565
00:32:03.680 --> 00:32:05.160
<v Speaker 2>one day. She's gonna be on there, like, yeah, I

566
00:32:05.160 --> 00:32:08.519
<v Speaker 2>really love Mitch Budd just shit everywhere, Like I mean

567
00:32:08.920 --> 00:32:11.640
<v Speaker 2>in the woods, at the ATM it's a disco haf

568
00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:15.519
<v Speaker 2>I mean baseball park, you name it, madshit in it.

569
00:32:18.519 --> 00:32:20.960
<v Speaker 1>That'd be so funny. She said that, like I loved him.

570
00:32:21.079 --> 00:32:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I like, I appreciate you bringing up baseball parks because

571
00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:28.039
<v Speaker 1>that is a really good problem solving skill to have

572
00:32:28.160 --> 00:32:30.799
<v Speaker 1>when you have this problem, because there have been many

573
00:32:30.839 --> 00:32:33.160
<v Speaker 1>times where I'm like, I'm not gonna make it to

574
00:32:33.200 --> 00:32:34.160
<v Speaker 1>the next gas station.

575
00:32:34.279 --> 00:32:36.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna make it home. I'm not gonna make it.

576
00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:36.640
<v Speaker 1>To the next store.

577
00:32:37.440 --> 00:32:39.599
<v Speaker 3>Oh there's a little league game going on over there.

578
00:32:39.680 --> 00:32:43.920
<v Speaker 1>There's a portat perfect let's whip it in there. And

579
00:32:43.960 --> 00:32:46.640
<v Speaker 1>you get so many dirty looks from the parents because

580
00:32:46.640 --> 00:32:50.920
<v Speaker 1>you're just this dude. Nobody knows you just run from

581
00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:56.880
<v Speaker 1>your car. This guy's newspaper with him. Yeah, roller toilet paper,

582
00:32:57.039 --> 00:32:58.519
<v Speaker 1>little kids knocking on the door.

583
00:32:58.720 --> 00:33:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Occupied to be a minute, get out of your little shit. Yeah,

584
00:33:04.279 --> 00:33:07.039
<v Speaker 2>it's funny. It's kind of funny and sad. Earlier today

585
00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:10.960
<v Speaker 2>I thought about you, Mitch. I went to our oral

586
00:33:10.960 --> 00:33:15.680
<v Speaker 2>surgeon's place, that's the other end, and I, well, here's

587
00:33:15.680 --> 00:33:19.079
<v Speaker 2>the thing. I walk in and I almost came back

588
00:33:19.119 --> 00:33:20.519
<v Speaker 2>to the office to peek because we were at an

589
00:33:20.519 --> 00:33:22.279
<v Speaker 2>event that we had to do and we were there

590
00:33:22.319 --> 00:33:25.359
<v Speaker 2>together and we came you came back here whatever, And

591
00:33:25.400 --> 00:33:27.680
<v Speaker 2>I just went there and I thought, man, I really

592
00:33:27.720 --> 00:33:29.559
<v Speaker 2>need to pee before I get this stuff done.

593
00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:32.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't whatever, I'm just go on.

594
00:33:32.519 --> 00:33:34.799
<v Speaker 2>So I walk in and boom, I see two bathrooms.

595
00:33:35.880 --> 00:33:38.640
<v Speaker 2>I thought, wow, okay, I'll just be here. I'm glad

596
00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:40.480
<v Speaker 2>I didn't go back to the office. But going there

597
00:33:40.480 --> 00:33:42.039
<v Speaker 2>and I pee, and I'm thinking, you know, these are

598
00:33:42.119 --> 00:33:46.440
<v Speaker 2>up kept. I thought, man, I should tell mich about this, okay,

599
00:33:48.000 --> 00:33:49.680
<v Speaker 2>because they could just walk right in the building.

600
00:33:49.720 --> 00:33:51.839
<v Speaker 1>We say, they're not in the office in the building.

601
00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:54.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so, and then you could always play it off

602
00:33:54.519 --> 00:33:55.880
<v Speaker 2>later like oh, I was just coming to check my

603
00:33:55.880 --> 00:33:56.599
<v Speaker 2>appointment time.

604
00:33:57.319 --> 00:33:58.839
<v Speaker 1>I figured I would just I was in the neighborhood.

605
00:33:58.839 --> 00:34:02.279
<v Speaker 1>I would come by instead a call man. This could

606
00:34:02.319 --> 00:34:05.319
<v Speaker 1>this could work as an emergency place get blacklisted from

607
00:34:05.720 --> 00:34:08.280
<v Speaker 1>or I think that would be brown listed from places

608
00:34:08.280 --> 00:34:09.519
<v Speaker 1>where you can.

609
00:34:09.320 --> 00:34:12.639
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't know, those oral surgeon fees aren't cheap.

610
00:34:13.119 --> 00:34:14.320
<v Speaker 2>We paid for that toilet paper.

611
00:34:15.079 --> 00:34:17.119
<v Speaker 1>You can't kick me out of here. I own that

612
00:34:17.199 --> 00:34:24.880
<v Speaker 1>toilet paper, leave with it. Yeah, leave with the toilet

613
00:34:24.920 --> 00:34:29.079
<v Speaker 1>paper doing this with me? So yeah, there was There's

614
00:34:29.119 --> 00:34:31.679
<v Speaker 1>been just so many, so many stories, and I just

615
00:34:31.719 --> 00:34:33.519
<v Speaker 1>feel like I had to let that one air out

616
00:34:33.559 --> 00:34:37.840
<v Speaker 1>a little bit because I don't know. I'm what it

617
00:34:37.920 --> 00:34:41.119
<v Speaker 1>is is, it's a challenge to the public if you

618
00:34:41.280 --> 00:34:45.119
<v Speaker 1>have a better shit story than the ATM.

619
00:34:44.719 --> 00:34:49.400
<v Speaker 2>Emil Mitch m ip at two seventeen recovery dot com.

620
00:34:49.440 --> 00:34:51.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I need a name for the incident, like mine

621
00:34:51.920 --> 00:34:56.800
<v Speaker 1>is the ATM disaster of two thousand and nine, and

622
00:34:56.840 --> 00:35:00.159
<v Speaker 1>then a description of what happens. I'll keep your name

623
00:35:00.159 --> 00:35:02.440
<v Speaker 1>out of it, but we'll read it on the podcast

624
00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:04.920
<v Speaker 1>if you're proud want to own it, and that's fine too,

625
00:35:05.000 --> 00:35:07.159
<v Speaker 1>which I think you should because it's your body. It's

626
00:35:07.199 --> 00:35:09.000
<v Speaker 1>your You should be proud of the body that you

627
00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:09.320
<v Speaker 1>live in.

628
00:35:09.360 --> 00:35:11.480
<v Speaker 2>If you want to be on Bumper Buddies podcast, you're

629
00:35:11.519 --> 00:35:13.599
<v Speaker 2>going to have to come up with a good one,

630
00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:17.519
<v Speaker 2>not just letting any shit in.

631
00:35:17.559 --> 00:35:23.199
<v Speaker 9>Oh my gosh, I was thinking it'd be better if

632
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<v Speaker 9>it wasn't Jesse and his name started with a B,

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<v Speaker 9>because we could be the bm Brad.

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<v Speaker 1>And Mitchell the BMS.

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<v Speaker 5>He's probably gonna be mortified.

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<v Speaker 1>You talked about what you say, well, like, well Mitch's

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<v Speaker 1>is or I mean, because I really don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>kind of animals cleaned up after me. I can't tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that there were stains that were there for more

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<v Speaker 1>than a short amount of time, and probably no animals

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<v Speaker 1>because you have dogs, Like that's dogs are dirty.

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<v Speaker 5>That's horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>And then's one thing I can keep thinking of. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a wooded area, so there could have been so many

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<v Speaker 1>things that oh, yeah, but they're not gonna, yeah, there

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<v Speaker 1>are at least all night.

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<v Speaker 5>They're not gonna get in your car and like breathe

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<v Speaker 5>out your windows.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't talk about that part of your story. People

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what you're talking.

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<v Speaker 2>The funniest part of the story is, and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to speak for Jesse's story, but it was an

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<v Speaker 2>incident and then there was a dog, and there's some

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<v Speaker 2>bumper grabbing, and then that was the person leaving, and

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<v Speaker 2>then the dog besides he's gone, then jumps in the

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<v Speaker 2>car with Corey Smoker and I just see this dog

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<v Speaker 2>right next to your face from the back seat, jumping

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<v Speaker 2>up on the the seat and just.

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<v Speaker 5>And it's just.

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<v Speaker 3>After eating a dog turd or a human turd.

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<v Speaker 5>It was mortifying.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably should have just dripped down his face, like literally.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, just a big old grin happy to be in

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<v Speaker 4>the car and just can't stick their head out that window.

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<v Speaker 5>Got us to like get up over my shoulder and

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<v Speaker 5>the driver window and stick.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so happy to see you. I had to

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<v Speaker 1>see you all day.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like, Mom, you're never gonna believe.

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<v Speaker 1>Look what I had. Daddy gave me a treat.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and I'm just all the way to Honor, which

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<v Speaker 5>is a little bit of a drive from there. I

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<v Speaker 5>didn't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 1>My ground zero is about halfway from where you started

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<v Speaker 1>your trip to Honor.

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<v Speaker 2>M hm, yeah, well I appreciate you guys coming on

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Area dirty laundry and wrapped the ship up, and I

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<v Speaker 1>apologize to whatever young guy who got had to take

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<v Speaker 1>the trash out at Rick's Grocery that doesn't exist anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>that horrible night spring of two thousand and nine, and

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's like tuning in ago. I thought I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>hear some recovery talk, like what is this? That's the

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<v Speaker 1>thing about, you know, that's how we we wrap it

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<v Speaker 1>back up here is you know part of recovery is

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<v Speaker 1>accepting the things that you can't change.

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<v Speaker 2>You know where you're at now, yep, you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>can't change the past, and that's the shit did happen.

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<v Speaker 2>And you can laugh at it too, And that's the

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<v Speaker 2>whole recovery part of it is you're in a good

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<v Speaker 2>spot now and you can tell stories like this and

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<v Speaker 2>they're funny and you're not drunk. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 2>be high like. It's pretty cool yep. And we can

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<v Speaker 2>laugh that sh and have fun in recovery. That's that's

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<v Speaker 2>the moral of the story here. But we do have

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<v Speaker 2>to wrap it up, okay, but maybe we'll have the

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<v Speaker 2>Bumper Buddies on it again. We'll have you, actually, the

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<v Speaker 2>bumper buddies.

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<v Speaker 1>You all have to have him weigh in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, absolutely, to be continued, Yes, don't worry, We'll I'll

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<v Speaker 2>let you know when's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for listening and listen to more episodes on our

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