Speaker 1: Hey, folks, welcome to Everything Is a Bitch Episode twenty.
Speaker 1: Mike Agavino here with my lifelong pal A. J. Benza.
Speaker 2: What's to do me? Lots a lot's going up, including
Speaker 2: my blood pressure, but in a good way, and a
Speaker 2: lot of things happening, a lot of things popping. Then you.
Speaker 1: Aren't they?
Speaker 2: I mean between them, I didn't expect. Look, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I think my relationship ended with my girlfriend. You put
Speaker 2: that next to if the Yankees lose and if Trump loses,
Speaker 2: I don't know. You might have to do a welfare
Speaker 2: check on me if all those, if the next two
Speaker 2: things don't turn out the right way. But we got
Speaker 2: one more game. We gotta win one game, and we
Speaker 2: gotta win one game in New York. It's not impossible,
Speaker 2: but it doesn't look good at all. It's very depressive.
Speaker 1: All right, dude, let's let's Dodgers a moment, a moment
Speaker 1: of realism. Yeah, I Dodgers of better team. Yankees are
Speaker 1: gonna lose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dodgers are better. Absolutely, But Aaron Boone has done
Speaker 2: things with calls that are ridiculous. But our our Aaron
Speaker 2: judges and any there are things that are making us.
Speaker 2: You know, but it just I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I don't like a I don't like a little freaking shortstop.
Speaker 1: Where the fuck did he come from?
Speaker 2: But I vope is not the.
Speaker 1: Yankees guy the Dodgers got. He looks like freaking Opie
Speaker 1: and he he's just getting asprins all over the field.
Speaker 1: But but I do think, and I've told you for
Speaker 1: three years something different than this. I do think that
Speaker 1: Trump is gonna win. So I I think you're gonna
Speaker 1: I think you're going to get that one. Yeah, and look,
Speaker 1: if your relationship is meant to be, we have on
Speaker 1: our side the greatest secret weapon in relationships on planet Earth.
Speaker 1: In our relationship x Ford Irena Wood, who you should
Speaker 1: You should be making sure you're getting a little bit
Speaker 1: of time and talking through stuff before you on this.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't throw in the town. She had
Speaker 2: good things to say. I never throw in the towel.
Speaker 2: I know why. In the past last year or so,
Speaker 2: we've had issues with our relationship. Distance, My divorce is
Speaker 2: not proceeding. I wasn't living in on my own place.
Speaker 2: There were things that weren't right. Now there's an apartment
Speaker 2: that I'm probably gonna move into in the next week
Speaker 2: or so. Things are changing, but I don't. I will
Speaker 2: never let go of her. I mean, I talk to
Speaker 2: her every day. If I had my brothers, we be
Speaker 2: together forever. But I'm being very careful with it, one
Speaker 2: step at a time, and I think those steps are happening.
Speaker 2: Like I promised her in Florida, I said, when I
Speaker 2: get back, I'm doing X, Y Z and we'll we'll
Speaker 2: take a look at our relationship after that. So we
Speaker 2: hold on.
Speaker 1: Obviously, if she's talking to you every day, she's she's
Speaker 1: still invested and still hopeful of this thing working out.
Speaker 1: So sure be positive, and uh, don't be afraid to
Speaker 1: call them thank you.
Speaker 2: But you know what you know, I might. I mean,
Speaker 2: I you have, you have a level of artistic ability
Speaker 2: in you. You're not just a businessman. You've got artistry
Speaker 2: in you, and I do I think that fucks us
Speaker 2: up sometimes. I think there's something about being that kind
Speaker 2: of person that doesn't make it easy on women. Maybe
Speaker 2: I'm being too broad by saying that, but sometimes I
Speaker 2: wish I was just a cut and dried, straight down
Speaker 2: the line businessman with six suits in a closet, and
Speaker 2: you know, just like this is what I do. I
Speaker 2: go to work. I've got this. I've just been a
Speaker 2: very different dude for a long time and I'm not
Speaker 2: easy to latch on to. Uh and and make the
Speaker 2: long run with There's a lot of.
Speaker 1: Did you we We just wrapped up an episode of
Speaker 1: Relationships as a Bitch and uh Irena did an unbelievable
Speaker 1: job of describing her husband and what turned her on
Speaker 1: instantly and what to this day turns her on about
Speaker 1: her husband. And you're a creative, AJ, I'm a creative,
Speaker 1: not at the level that you are. You're a creative
Speaker 1: and your mind is always is always working. That's a
Speaker 1: that's a turn on for people. Don't want women don't
Speaker 1: want that. Uh that guy that has the six suits
Speaker 1: goes to work to sell insurance in the morning and
Speaker 1: comes back at six o'clock at night and every day
Speaker 1: is his Groundhog Day. That's not There's nothing exciting about that.
Speaker 1: There's nothing fulfilling about that kind of life. But you're
Speaker 1: right on the other side. I mean, definitely, we're we're challenging.
Speaker 1: We want to do different things. We see the world differently.
Speaker 1: We you know, we want to have different experiences.
Speaker 2: But uh, my girlfriend's ex girlfriends have told me we
Speaker 2: are you were the best we had. I had a ball,
Speaker 2: but you know, you weren't the guy I was going
Speaker 2: to marry. But the fun was, you know, so worth it.
Speaker 2: But I'm like that, you know, I'm just not the
Speaker 2: guy that most girls would think. He seems like the
Speaker 2: subtle down type. Now that I'm older, I am, But
Speaker 2: in my youth I was just too fucking too wild.
Speaker 2: I had too much rabbit in me. I was running
Speaker 2: every which way but loose.
Speaker 3: But well, yeah, I was going to say that's you
Speaker 3: at thirty five, thirty five, But but you today, you.
Speaker 1: You want something very different. You want to be loved,
Speaker 1: you want to have a sense.
Speaker 2: Of you know what I want. Jana Rivers once we
Speaker 2: got very close. She gave me my starting TV and
Speaker 2: we were talking about her husband who committed suicide because
Speaker 2: the moves he made for her in her career didn't
Speaker 2: work out, and it was she got just sent away
Speaker 2: from the Johnny Carson Show. She took a beating, but
Speaker 2: she told me, you know what I miss I missed
Speaker 2: going to bed at night and turning to him and
Speaker 2: after he went to a party and saying, did you
Speaker 2: see what that bitch war tonight. You know it comes
Speaker 2: out to something so simple as is that just to
Speaker 2: lay your head down and talk to somebody sweetly and
Speaker 2: honestly about something you both experienced. You know that just simple,
Speaker 2: just simple ship. You know, just like how was work?
Speaker 2: You know? Like what did that bitch at work say
Speaker 2: to you? Again? Like you know you it's it's good
Speaker 2: to be wrapped up in someone else's life, not just
Speaker 2: your own. And when you're single, it's all about you,
Speaker 2: but when you're with someone it's much better. You get
Speaker 2: to hear about their life. And it's not always great,
Speaker 2: but you need that, and especially in our older age. Look, man,
Speaker 2: I don't want to die alone in a fucking apartment
Speaker 2: and no one knows I'm dead. You know you want
Speaker 2: somebody you love next to you. It's a it's an
Speaker 2: inherent desire. So either way, but it's gonna be it's
Speaker 2: gonna be a saga that's not gonna go away in
Speaker 2: a week. Her and I we have a thing, so
Speaker 2: we'll see where it goes.
Speaker 1: Well. Again, the fact that you're talking and working through it,
Speaker 1: and you got some great coaching on your side. I'm
Speaker 1: if I had money to lay down on it. I
Speaker 1: would be betting. I would be betting on you guys.
Speaker 2: You should betting my football picks. Tutsi's football picks are
Speaker 2: eighteen and five this season on the NFL against the spread.
Speaker 1: Tutsis a lot fucking smarter than I. That is not
Speaker 1: my freaking record.
Speaker 2: She's out as a pistol.
Speaker 1: Well, we got some great shit in then. I'm not
Speaker 1: even talking about the political crap, although we got a
Speaker 1: little bit of that that we work in here. But
Speaker 1: there are so many just stories this week that are
Speaker 1: just just straight I love it over the top.
Speaker 2: So I love it.
Speaker 1: I want to start off with some cheese bandits.
Speaker 2: I can speak to this.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, okay, So cheese Bandits wheeled away with an
Speaker 1: eye popping amount of cheddar cheese from one of the
Speaker 1: UK's most famous stores. Listen to this. Neil's Yard Dairy
Speaker 1: announced in a social media post that thieves quote posing
Speaker 1: as a legitimate wholesale distributor for a major French retailer, okay,
Speaker 1: ordered over nine hundred and fifty wheels of the cloth
Speaker 1: bound Hafod west comb and pitch cheddar. Wow, that's my
Speaker 1: best ever heard accent. Okay. The company claims the nine
Speaker 1: or fifty wheels of cheese are worth three hundred and
Speaker 1: ninety thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 1: Nil's Yard Dairy reportedly delivered twenty two metric tons that's
Speaker 1: almost forty now, it's almost fifty thousand pounds of cheddar
Speaker 1: before they realized that the distributor was a fake. The
Speaker 1: dairy retailer said that they covered the cost from the
Speaker 1: theft that impacted the smaller cheesemakers. Despite the significant financial blow,
Speaker 1: we have honored our commitment to our small scale suppliers
Speaker 1: and paid all three artisan cheesemakers in full. The dairy
Speaker 1: retailer said they are working with law enforcement and asked
Speaker 1: residents to be on the lookout. Be on the lookout
Speaker 1: for cost pound cheddars in a in either a twenty
Speaker 1: two pound or a fifty two format with the tags detached.
Speaker 1: So like, how do you fence your wheels of cheese
Speaker 1: like that is?
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. I know a lot about this,
Speaker 2: only because our former best friend who's no alonger with us, Chico,
Speaker 2: at one point robbed remember this, He robbed an Italian
Speaker 2: specialty store and we didn't know this, and he brought
Speaker 2: over all these beautiful cheeses at Onmedpastas to Rosalie's house
Speaker 2: and we ate them and we having a It was
Speaker 2: so great. And then we read a story about a
Speaker 2: restaurant I was robbed of all and we said, Chico
Speaker 2: is this Are you involved in this? And he said, yeah,
Speaker 2: but you guys ain't the evidence, so I'm clear. I
Speaker 2: mean there's a lot of money. There was a there
Speaker 2: was a robbery in Los Angeles, a very famous restaurant
Speaker 2: called Matza, partially owned by Mario Batali and Nancy Silverman. Okay,
Speaker 2: well when they before they opened, I know Mario before
Speaker 2: he was anybody, and they went when Manza was being
Speaker 2: put together, and the thieves went and got about six
Speaker 2: wheels of Parmegano Reggiano, which is known as the King
Speaker 2: of cheeses. Luca Telly Romano. There's a lot. I mean,
Speaker 2: there are restaurants you've seen in Rome where they make
Speaker 2: the pasta on the cheese block, when they do a
Speaker 2: Kasha de pet kasha peppe recipe with cream and cheese.
Speaker 2: It's very elaborate. But yeah, those things are worth a lot.
Speaker 2: A lot. You're not gonna see black guys breaking windows
Speaker 2: to rob cheese rings. That's a white a white crime.
Speaker 1: That's that's a white collar crime, not because it's a
Speaker 1: different kind of white collar.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, okay, but who do you Okay, so you got
Speaker 1: this cheese, Oh delicious, man, how do you get rid
Speaker 1: of it?
Speaker 2: You just eat it? I mean you can, I mean,
Speaker 2: if you want to make money, I suppose you can
Speaker 2: chop it into pieces and offer it the different restaurants
Speaker 2: for whatever, A thousand here, two thousand there.
Speaker 1: But you can't. It's like it's like it's like something
Speaker 1: unique being stolen. And then you go to a pawn
Speaker 1: shop when all the pawn chops are alerted to look
Speaker 1: out for anybody who's a seller of cheese is on
Speaker 1: the lookout for somebody trying to peddle them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But if a restaurant and somebody says, listen, I
Speaker 2: got a fucking ring in my trunk. It's worth seven
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars, you know, take a look at it.
Speaker 2: A lot of chefs will go to the guy's car
Speaker 2: and go, wow, it's really great. I don't want to
Speaker 2: know what you got it, but I'll buy it because
Speaker 2: he'll probably sell them at a discount. It's huge.
Speaker 1: It's they have fifty thousand pounds of cheese to get
Speaker 1: rid of. That's a lot of that's a lot of
Speaker 1: knocking on the back of restaurants to get somebody to
Speaker 1: take seven hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2: Not twenty five tons? Is that twenty five tons? Am
Speaker 2: I wrong?
Speaker 1: Twenty two metric twenty two metric tons? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: they wouldn't do it, you guess you keep it in
Speaker 1: the truck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you have to keep it in a certain
Speaker 2: temperature too. Whatever they did, they knew what they were
Speaker 2: going to do with it afterwards. This is not a
Speaker 2: random crime where they're going to figure out what they're
Speaker 2: gonna do. They had this planned out. Somebody wanted in
Speaker 2: order filled out, and they went and got it, and uh.
Speaker 1: Maybe they shipped it from the UK to Wisconsin for
Speaker 1: a Packers game and they're going to get rid of
Speaker 1: all of it at once in the parking lot of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Lambo Field, you.
Speaker 2: Could do Swiss Swiss cheese out there, but Paumjan Origiano
Speaker 2: is not going to move in the Lambeau. But yeah,
Speaker 2: you can move Swiss cheese out there, sure, I mean
Speaker 2: that's great.
Speaker 1: With chadder, you can move tons chatter, Come on, I
Speaker 1: love it. I'm a although it's u K chat. It's
Speaker 1: probably sacrilege for people to put anything but Wisconsin cheddar
Speaker 1: on their brots. You know, if you're you're a lambeau
Speaker 1: because you have that bros there. I don't know, you spend.
Speaker 2: I go to Chicago, we get broughts. Of course.
Speaker 1: Okay, so Wisconsin packer's game. You got to do the brats.
Speaker 1: So I don't think that's I don't think they can
Speaker 1: like they can get rid of it there. I think
Speaker 1: they got a cross border I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe pay attention and figure out what happens with head stories.
Speaker 2: And I mean shipping it's expensive. Unless they go with
Speaker 2: Kenny Wood and his shipping company. Maybe you don't get
Speaker 2: broken them a deal. But shipping that kind of that
Speaker 2: kind of poundage or tonnage of cheese is got to
Speaker 2: be high. But trust me, there's boers before they even
Speaker 2: robbed that ship.
Speaker 1: Well, it's probably got It's probably got to be some
Speaker 1: kind of inside job because you have to have a
Speaker 1: very deep knowledge of the cheese industry to commit I'm
Speaker 1: trying to remember what it was, but there was something
Speaker 1: happened in Chicago last year where somebody stole an insane
Speaker 1: amount of something, very food, very unique to Chicago, whether
Speaker 1: it was deep dish, pizzas or something, and they were
Speaker 1: trying to get rid of them. No, no, you know
Speaker 1: what it was. It was. It was chicken wings.
Speaker 2: Chicken wing.
Speaker 1: But I forget what place they were stolen from. But
Speaker 1: somebody stole like that amount, that similar amount to this cheese.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe they're connected chicken wings and they got they
Speaker 1: got caught, they got.
Speaker 2: I don't know what chicken wings in Chicago. I mean
Speaker 2: there's I mean, I've been too many restaurant Portchillo's, but
Speaker 2: that's not that's a more meat sandwich place. I don't
Speaker 2: know where the big wings stop places in Illinois, but
Speaker 2: those things go, especially football season, Super Bowl, March badness.
Speaker 2: You got wings, You're gonna make some money, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't get them at the Beef though. Is
Speaker 1: it called the Beef or beef? If you watch The Bear.
Speaker 2: And I watched I watched Bear. I love The Bear.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a comedy, but I like it.
Speaker 2: Uh you say they called the Beef.
Speaker 1: That that was the name of the restaurant in the
Speaker 1: in the show. But I don't know if that's the
Speaker 1: old name because it's a true story. It's based on
Speaker 1: a true story, is it really Yeah, yeah, based on
Speaker 1: a real restaurant, But I don't know if it's the
Speaker 1: rest of the real place. Was called the Beef or not?
Speaker 2: Wasn't it called the Bear? No, only on the show
Speaker 2: it's called the Bear.
Speaker 1: That was originally season one. It's the It's beef or
Speaker 1: the Beef?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Beef? Uh yeah, yeah, mister beef, mister mister beef.
Speaker 2: That's what is the Italian beach sandwich? What's your great?
Speaker 2: I've had a bunch of those in Chicago. They're fantastic.
Speaker 1: What's that what's that actor's name?
Speaker 2: He's got three names.
Speaker 1: He looks.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I can never remember it. But he was
Speaker 2: Jeremy Allen, my Allen White, right right, right, right, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's He was.
Speaker 1: Huge in The Shameless with Yes, well he makes Macy
Speaker 1: and Emmy Ross.
Speaker 2: That was a great It was a great show and
Speaker 2: he just took off. This show is great, But I
Speaker 2: don't I don't like the fact that they think it's
Speaker 2: a comedy. But I like the fact that it's Italian
Speaker 2: flavored and his family oriented. Even though Jamie d. Curtis
Speaker 2: didn't portray a correct Italian mother on Christmas Eve. But
Speaker 2: I'm getting too particular. Otherwise, I enjoy I enjoy the
Speaker 2: show a lot. And the guy, Maddie, the guy Maddy
Speaker 2: tattoos on his neck, the heavy guy. He's a sensational
Speaker 2: chef and he's was part of the whole ring of
Speaker 2: getting the show together. He's one of the producers on it.
Speaker 2: He used to have a show on Vice TV which
Speaker 2: was just great about him cooking meals and making it
Speaker 2: really simple for people. He's great. I love the guy.
Speaker 2: It's great show. Great show.
Speaker 1: I love the Season three got too weird for me.
Speaker 1: I don't know what.
Speaker 2: Well they're doing. They give you every they're giving you
Speaker 2: a storyline for every person so they can go further.
Speaker 2: And they that the Puerto Rican woman this one to
Speaker 2: that one they're gonna bring. I didn't like season three,
Speaker 2: but I'll tell you what you need to watch. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, you have to watch on Apple TV with
Speaker 2: Cate Blanchette. What's wrong with me? What the fuck's it called?
Speaker 2: It's a huge show. But there's an actress in there
Speaker 2: named Layla George, Laila George. You know Leila. She's Sean Penzac,
Speaker 2: she's Vincent in Afrio's daughter. And the sex scenes between
Speaker 2: her and this young actor, it's the show is called
Speaker 2: obviously ridiculous. I talk about it. My disclaimer, Okay, the
Speaker 2: sex scenes. This girl is so beautiful.
Speaker 1: I've you know, nine daughter is beautiful.
Speaker 2: Because he had a daughter with Greta Sacci, who's a
Speaker 2: gorgeous woman, and this girl, his daughter grew up very
Speaker 2: cultured between Australia and Italy. She ends up being Sean
Speaker 2: Penn's wife for two years a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2: But what she does in these sex scenes with this
Speaker 2: young actor, it's beyond anything I've seen on TV. Even
Speaker 2: though the film, Oh my God, want to turn on.
Speaker 2: She's beautiful and it's you just it's a great shell.
Speaker 2: But the sex scenes.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Also stay with that thought for a second
Speaker 1: because I want to go to the second story I
Speaker 1: wanted to bring up. And I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: seen this ad or not. I've seen it and just
Speaker 1: my jaw dropped. I couldn't believe they were doing this.
Speaker 1: But there's a Democrat group that has sparked a lot
Speaker 1: of controversy with a new pro porn advertisement. It shows
Speaker 1: a guy masturbating to an X rated clip being interrupted
Speaker 1: by a guy who's playing like a Republican politician.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The thirty second ad is by Progress Action Fund and
Speaker 1: Defend the Vote. Okay, so two action political action committees
Speaker 1: supporting Democrat candidates. It's entitled quote Republicans rubbing you the
Speaker 1: wrong way?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1: So it shows this fictitious Republican legislator enter a guy's
Speaker 1: bedroom while the guy is watching porn and whacking off.
Speaker 1: Oh and then the guy says, I'm your Republican congressman.
Speaker 1: Now that we're now that we're in charge, we're banning
Speaker 1: porn nationwide. So this is what the Democrat strategists came
Speaker 1: out with for their angle for the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: They're so desperate to try and capture young men that
Speaker 1: the only thing that they could come up with was that,
Speaker 1: you know, the Republicans are going to shut down porn,
Speaker 1: and that's going to be who you're so dependent on porn,
Speaker 1: young white men, that you're going to change who you're
Speaker 1: going to vote for based upon this. So as the
Speaker 1: young man protest, the fictitious lawmaker ads I won the
Speaker 1: last election. So it's my decision. I'm just gonna watch him.
Speaker 1: Make sure you don't finish illegally. Now, okay, the whole
Speaker 1: thing is so fricking ridiculous, but but here's the you
Speaker 1: lose me in the in the in the very beginning,
Speaker 1: because look, any self respecting guy who's whacking it to porn, yeah,
Speaker 1: does not have the covers pulled up. They want to
Speaker 1: they want to look at their unit and you know,
Speaker 1: they want to talk to it and you know, nurse
Speaker 1: it through the process the right way. And you know so,
Speaker 1: so the ad is absurd to begin with because here's
Speaker 1: this guy and he's by himself in a room. There's
Speaker 1: no reason to suspect some Republican legislator about to walk right,
Speaker 1: and he's he's got everything covered by his bedspread covered
Speaker 1: or whatever, and he's supposed to be watching porn and
Speaker 1: just wacking it under the covers.
Speaker 2: Come they don't get it. Listen, I know they're desperate.
Speaker 2: And let me just tell you, being completely honest as
Speaker 2: I always am, thank God for porn channels, Red Tube
Speaker 2: or porn hug because ladies, you don't want guys. I
Speaker 2: know many women think, oh it's just bad. They get
Speaker 2: these ideas in the head. I will agree that what
Speaker 2: we see on porn is not the way women should
Speaker 2: be treated. In these younger generation, kids don't understand what
Speaker 2: sex is like because they see men spitting in women's
Speaker 2: mouths and pulling them by their teeth, and it's just
Speaker 2: it's gotten ridiculous. However, to have a porn channel where
Speaker 2: a man can have release, we don't do it under
Speaker 2: the covers. We find something we like, we put into
Speaker 2: particulars in the search bar. Might be skinny, big breast,
Speaker 2: it might be you know, whatever, your whatever your thing is,
Speaker 2: and then you you lay a towel down and you
Speaker 2: do your business. You don't. It's you don't. You don't
Speaker 2: go on to the covers and high like.
Speaker 1: Your size towel. Do you recommend I go hand towel?
Speaker 2: I don't want to go. Well, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: A small targeting area. You're risking risking your vacover.
Speaker 2: No, no, not a washcloth, a hand towel. It's about
Speaker 2: you know, twelve. So that's that's a good area. That's
Speaker 2: going to catch all my uh my good stuff. But
Speaker 2: you know, that's what we do. And then we feel
Speaker 2: a little bit wickedly ashamed that we did it because
Speaker 2: it's in the afternoon and which we should just be
Speaker 2: more productive for the last twenty minutes. But that's what
Speaker 2: some men do, and for them to act like it's
Speaker 2: evil and dirty, come on, man, it's a basic human need.
Speaker 2: Would you rather be go out with all my bullets
Speaker 2: loaded or having been re least I'm talking about as
Speaker 2: being a younger man, you want a guy that's a
Speaker 2: little calmer because he's taken care of himself. You know,
Speaker 2: there's a wonderful thing to have porn. I have nothing
Speaker 2: bad to say about porn. Nothing. It's great. It's great stuff,
Speaker 2: and it is showing younger people a dirty side of
Speaker 2: sex that they shouldn't expect when they're with somebody. Girls
Speaker 2: typically don't want to be spitting. You're spitting their mouth,
Speaker 2: or you're pulling their hair, or it goes crazy and
Speaker 2: all every porn title is Mom's gone, so I'm having
Speaker 2: sex with my stepsister or my friend's mother popped over
Speaker 2: Like that's not anything we think about. But I guess
Speaker 2: some guys do that turns them on. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I like the castings where the girl shows up for
Speaker 2: a modeling job, and then is told, hey, guess what
Speaker 2: you need to do this and that for this gig
Speaker 2: and here's some cash. What do you want to do?
Speaker 2: And you get to see a woman basically decide, oh
Speaker 2: my god, can I do this? And some of them
Speaker 2: turned out to be complete crazies, were tremendous sexually, and
Speaker 2: some are just very shy. But I like that part
Speaker 2: of it because it's it's like, it's very natural and
Speaker 2: not staged. That turns me on.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't watch a lot of it, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm the guy who on relationships as a bitch said
Speaker 1: it was uniquely turned on by the fact that in
Speaker 1: twenty six years, I've never caught my wife farting or
Speaker 1: building number two but here. So I'm not opposed to it,
Speaker 1: but it has to be. I can't watch those sites.
Speaker 1: It's just like dirty, if they're if they're like, I
Speaker 1: can watch something, but I can't. I can't go through
Speaker 1: one of those kind of sites where there are you know,
Speaker 1: a million videos and each one is nastier than the
Speaker 1: one before, and I'm gonna you know, I'm I'm grossed
Speaker 1: out or offended by by most. I'm sorry I'm I'm
Speaker 1: uniquely weird. But but getting back to this, well, let
Speaker 1: me ask you something. What's the best premise for a
Speaker 1: porn segment that you've ever what's your favorite like that
Speaker 1: you've seen. This one's coming to mind for me that
Speaker 1: I know is just stupid. But I don't know I even.
Speaker 2: Know what a premise I guess what has turned me
Speaker 2: on in the past and sometimes still does is. I
Speaker 2: like verbal cues. I like when they speak to each other,
Speaker 2: and I like when they seem like they're in love
Speaker 2: or at least they've been together before it matters. I
Speaker 2: like the kissing. I like the intimacy. See I don't
Speaker 2: need to see close ups of the vagina and his set.
Speaker 2: I don't need that. But show me two people who
Speaker 2: really legitimately look like they love having sex together, and
Speaker 2: if they're good looking, I want to watch it. I
Speaker 2: don't want to watch a guy without his face. I
Speaker 2: don't want to watch someone have a condom mom where
Speaker 2: they're having sex. When I watch porn and I want
Speaker 2: to get off, I want it to be two good
Speaker 2: looking people who speak to each other, have some kind
Speaker 2: of intimacy, and get it on. I like that.
Speaker 1: Why is there a standard rotation, Like what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Like again, I don't watch that much of it, but
Speaker 1: when I have, it's so it always starts with a blowjob,
Speaker 1: So it's it starts with it starts with the world,
Speaker 1: and that goes on for longer than it's ever gone
Speaker 1: on in my life anyway. So you know that's the opening.
Speaker 2: Eighteen minute blowjobs are not common. I know it gets a.
Speaker 1: Little starts with the blowjob segment, r right, right, then
Speaker 1: the guy's got to return the favor. But that's a
Speaker 1: much shorter segment. It doesn't it doesn't last that long. Okay,
Speaker 1: Then the fucking begins in a more common position missionary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then at about the twenty minute mark, you gotta
Speaker 1: flip her over and Doggie comes in at about the
Speaker 1: twenty minute mark.
Speaker 2: Well, yes, but what I hate is the reverse cowgirl.
Speaker 2: That does nothing for me. I don't want to see
Speaker 2: a girl sitting on a man and facing away from
Speaker 2: him as a man I don't like. I don't enjoy that.
Speaker 2: I want to see my lover's face. I don't want
Speaker 2: to see the back of her head. Everybody's different, but
Speaker 2: they always do reverse cowgirl, and I really enjoy it
Speaker 2: when I could say that a woman is getting off
Speaker 2: and when they get off, it's because they either are
Speaker 2: solely with that guy. Sometimes there are porn partners who
Speaker 2: do who do videos together, and like there's this French
Speaker 2: couple that she's phenomenal, but they're in love. So you're
Speaker 2: watching two people in love have sex and it's a
Speaker 2: turn on. It's but you know, two strangers and these
Speaker 2: made up scenarios. That's bullshit. But show me some good
Speaker 2: intimacy with people who are in love. Yeah, that that's that.
Speaker 2: That'll do it for me.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm a little surprised that you're not a fan
Speaker 1: of the reverse cowgirl. No, no, okay.
Speaker 2: I don't even I don't even like what a guy,
Speaker 2: you know, empties himself on a girl's face. I think
Speaker 2: that's like that come up, it's a meaning to me.
Speaker 2: I know there's a sperm people, the salmon spam and
Speaker 2: sperm special we talked about on the face, the facial
Speaker 2: we talked about on relationships as a bitch. But I'm
Speaker 2: sure it's good for people to have sperm on their face.
Speaker 2: But I don't enjoy seeing a man do that to
Speaker 2: a girl. Does nothing for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's not a not a fan there. Getting
Speaker 1: getting back to this. You haven't seen this head huh, No,
Speaker 1: I gotta go, you gotta you gotta watch it. It's
Speaker 1: it's like.
Speaker 2: Trump, does you look like Trump? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no oh, the politician know he looks
Speaker 1: like an old stodgy uh, you know, Republican.
Speaker 2: It's funny because Trump is such a sexed up guy.
Speaker 2: I have all the presidents. We've heard him and Bill
Speaker 2: Clinton have that sex vibe, and I don't. This is
Speaker 2: about the Project twenty twenty five. Basically, they think this
Speaker 2: is gonna Trump is not behind that, and I haven't
Speaker 2: read the whole bill, so I can't really comment on everything.
Speaker 2: Are they saying they're gonna take porn away?
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, no one's read that whole thing.
Speaker 1: It's like nine twenty five pages, right, So I don't
Speaker 1: even think the folks at the Heritage Foundation that wrote
Speaker 1: it have read the.
Speaker 2: Whole fucking yeah.
Speaker 1: But uh, but so the ad. So they spent two
Speaker 1: and a half million dollars in this one ad in Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin,
Speaker 1: North Carolina, Georgia, Arizona, Nevada, the seven Swing states. And
Speaker 1: so they are they are after it hard on this
Speaker 1: thing hot on? Because yeah, several no punned. So it
Speaker 1: also at the same time, seventeen adult film stars launched
Speaker 1: a hundred thousand dollars ad campaign on porn sites, warning
Speaker 1: that the Project twenty twenty five. Uh that Project twenty
Speaker 1: seventy five outlines a ban on porn and jail for
Speaker 1: those who produce it. So I guess somewhere in Project
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five is this big thing. Trust me, the
Speaker 1: last thing that Trump is going to ban exactly is porn.
Speaker 1: Come on, that's how many hours? How many hours of
Speaker 1: porn a month? Do you think Trump personally has consumed
Speaker 1: He's gonna he's gonna get rid of that.
Speaker 2: I would imagine Trump it does occasionally check out the
Speaker 2: porn sites because the guy's had a sex drive that's
Speaker 2: been widely spoken about. I'm sure he's Uh. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know how good he is on computers and stuff,
Speaker 2: but I wouldn't doubt. I know from girls who've been
Speaker 2: with him, and they've told me about him sexually, and
Speaker 2: I was not too surprised to learn that he likes
Speaker 2: it rough. He's very verbal, you know, he knows what
Speaker 2: he wants. And there was one girl that I know
Speaker 2: named Barbara Moore who was a former playboy playmate, had
Speaker 2: her on my show years ago when we first began,
Speaker 2: and she went to mar A Lago with a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: He was married to Milania. They don't talk about this story,
Speaker 2: and Trump wanted to have both of them. The girlfriends
Speaker 2: said I'd rather not, and Trump said, well, she's gonna
Speaker 2: watch us then, and they Trump and Barbara Moore went
Speaker 2: at it, and she talked about it on the show
Speaker 2: back in probably twenty eighteen. He likes what he likes.
Speaker 2: If he checks out porn sites, I wouldn't doubt it
Speaker 2: one bit.
Speaker 1: I'm sure somebody has done some kind of Trump porn satire.
Speaker 1: I mean, it would be too funny. I'll have to
Speaker 1: check it out. But I don't know why so much
Speaker 1: today is about sex. But you know that this this
Speaker 1: actress is one of my all time favorites. I'm like
Speaker 1: so turned on by her and have been since she
Speaker 1: was very young. Nicole Kidman, Oh my god, I'm with you.
Speaker 2: I love her and.
Speaker 1: She's still really really sexy.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I don't know if you heard about this story,
Speaker 1: but she this is legit. They had to they had
Speaker 1: to cause the filming of Baby Girl because she was
Speaker 1: so turned on right and had had so many orgasms
Speaker 1: she couldn't take it anything.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Here's so. I think this was in the Yeah, this
Speaker 1: was in the New York Post, I think. But Nicole
Speaker 1: Kidman admitted she was so turned on was filming her
Speaker 1: new erotic drama Baby Girl, that she had to temporarily
Speaker 1: hit the brakes on production. In the Kinky movie, Kidman
Speaker 1: plays a powerful businesswoman who risks her career and family
Speaker 1: life to have a passionate affair with her much younger
Speaker 1: intern was played by Harris Dickinson. Now I don't know
Speaker 1: the Harris dicks.
Speaker 2: Lucky guy, lucky. No, he's a new guy, new kid.
Speaker 2: What a lucky guy. I know. I remember when I
Speaker 2: had When I was studying acting in New York City.
Speaker 2: One of my classmates was Andrew McCarthy before the brad
Speaker 2: Pack was anything, and he was terrible in class, I
Speaker 2: mean terrible, and he landed a job and it was
Speaker 2: the movie class with Rob Lowe and Andrew McCarthy got
Speaker 2: to have sex scenes with Jacqueline Bessett. Really, it made me.
Speaker 2: It was like, this guy's not even the best in
Speaker 2: class and he got that gig. And on top of that,
Speaker 2: he's with Jacqueline Bissett, who back back then the d
Speaker 2: she was everything. But Nicole Kidman, I've said this on
Speaker 2: the show before. There's well, there's such an innate sexuality
Speaker 2: about her. And she's not buxom, she's not my typical type.
Speaker 2: But I've met her in person. When you sit down
Speaker 2: with her, you get startled of how beautiful she is
Speaker 2: in person. If you watch the movie Paperboy with John Cusatt,
Speaker 2: she there's a scene where he's locked up and she
Speaker 2: visits him in jail or she's sitting across room and
Speaker 2: he wants they had great sex. He wants her to
Speaker 2: go down and then obviously she can't. She's ten feet away,
Speaker 2: but she mimics a blowjob to him as an actress.
Speaker 2: The camera's on her face and she's mimicking what she's
Speaker 2: doing with her mouth and he's getting off on this.
Speaker 2: It is the it's one of the craziest sexual scenes.
Speaker 2: But that's Nicole Kidman. Man, she doesn't shes all out there.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see Baby Girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I remember, I think the movie's name was
Speaker 1: dead Calm. I think she was like twenty years old
Speaker 1: or something. This was like her first American vote Yeah
Speaker 1: on the boat sailboat. But she was just perfect because
Speaker 1: she her look is unique to her. You don't see
Speaker 1: a lot of people with that look and her skin tone.
Speaker 1: And I know, but anyway, she's fifty seven. I can't
Speaker 1: believe seven. The fifty seven year old lastro Winter said
Speaker 1: performing sexual scenes with Dickinson and Antonio Banderis who good
Speaker 1: for Antonio, who plays her husband in the movie, sometimes
Speaker 1: became too much to handle. Quote. There were times when
Speaker 1: we were shooting where I was like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to orgasm anymore. In fact, Kidman admitted that she would
Speaker 1: often say, quote, don't come near me, and I hate
Speaker 1: doing this during filming. Here if I am never touched
Speaker 1: again in my life. Even Dickinson revealed in a press
Speaker 1: conference that he would tell the cast and crew to
Speaker 1: quote go away for a second when he needed space
Speaker 1: on the set. The upcoming film Steamy trailer has already
Speaker 1: given moviegoers a glimpse of what's to come, with sexual
Speaker 1: attention spilling all over the screen. Isn't the first time
Speaker 1: Kidman has pushed the boundaries with sexual roles. She appeared
Speaker 1: in an orgy scene in the nineteen ninety nine film
Speaker 1: as white Shot.
Speaker 2: I remember that.
Speaker 1: That's back when Tom Cruise was her husband. She also
Speaker 1: paid played a prostitute faked an orgasm to Ewan McGregor's
Speaker 1: character singing a song in Mulin Rouge. I've always been
Speaker 1: on a quest as an actor. I'm always going where
Speaker 1: have I not been? And what can I explore as
Speaker 1: a human being? She said to people in an interview.
Speaker 1: Of course, off the screen, she's the mom of four
Speaker 1: and married to country superstar Keithurp and we know all that,
Speaker 1: but she still got it at fifty seven, And man,
Speaker 1: can you imagine being so turned on that she had
Speaker 1: to call it quick.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you no that I know, I know many.
Speaker 2: I mean because right now this sex coordinators, intimacy coordinators
Speaker 2: on set, so there's not actual sex happening like Mickey
Speaker 2: Rock and What's your Name? The Cosby actress, the Lenny
Speaker 2: Kravitz's ex wife that apparently went down. People think Mickey
Speaker 2: Rock and Kim Basinger went down in nine and a
Speaker 2: half weeks, but they couldn't stand each other. That didn't happen.
Speaker 2: But Nicole Kidman, Well, when I was a kid, there
Speaker 2: was a movie. There's an old actress named Sylvia Miles.
Speaker 2: I think it was she did a movie where she
Speaker 2: was It was in Playboy where they said they had
Speaker 2: sex her and this actor. I think it was Sylvia
Speaker 2: Mouth or maybe I'm wrong, but I got fascinated by
Speaker 2: the fact that people could actually get so turned on
Speaker 2: on movie set with people watching and actually climax and
Speaker 2: then the older right gud. I met some girls that
Speaker 2: I dated, and I've said this up front. You know,
Speaker 2: I may be a decent lover, but there are some
Speaker 2: women who you can talk to and they'll come. There
Speaker 2: are some women who it just keeps happening. And the
Speaker 2: way Nicole Kimman is talking about herself, she's obviously a
Speaker 2: multi orgasmic woman that gets turned on very easily. And boy,
Speaker 2: they're selling that film. I mean, that's that's all I
Speaker 2: need to hear.
Speaker 1: Yea trailers out. I have to check that trailer out later.
Speaker 2: It isn't Sylvia Miles, She's it's not her. It's another actress.
Speaker 2: But I read it in Playboy as a kid, and
Speaker 2: and it just made me go, Wow, people have sex
Speaker 2: on movies. That's for real, and of course it's happened.
Speaker 2: Nicole Kimman. I think was faking a lot of orgasms,
Speaker 2: which takes a lot of energy to do ten twenty takes.
Speaker 2: But of course she had some real ones, and that's training.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're working eighteen hours a day on a
Speaker 2: movie and you gotta have these orgasms on set people watching.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know she was faking.
Speaker 2: Even I mean, I hope. I mean, I think she
Speaker 2: might have faked a couple just for the sake of
Speaker 2: getting the scene done. But just the fact that she came,
Speaker 2: I mean, that just blows my mind. Dude, I got
Speaker 2: a cramp in my oh thigh, your thigh? I have
Speaker 2: that every night. Oh my god, I get all the time.
Speaker 1: But I'm eating more bananas.
Speaker 2: But I just a hamstring.
Speaker 1: We've been recording my hamstring recording for so long that.
Speaker 2: I get those two.
Speaker 1: I need you to bow your head. I need you
Speaker 1: to bow your head, my battery head, bow your head,
Speaker 1: bow your head.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: We need to have a moment of silence.
Speaker 2: Oh no, what happened?
Speaker 1: Okay, because we're going to talk about crumbs.
Speaker 2: Crumbs, Oh the cat yeah.
Speaker 1: Crumbs is no longer with us.
Speaker 4: That fat bastard's gone the INSTA famous world's fattest cat, Crumbs,
Speaker 4: has died sadly weeks after being sent to a feline
Speaker 4: fat camp. The vets in charge of the fat camp
Speaker 4: say crumbs extensive layers of flab had hidden cancerous tumors
Speaker 4: from them, so even whatever equipment they were using to
Speaker 4: do scans and everything else, the cat was so frickin'
Speaker 4: fat that they couldn't they couldn't find them. Crumbs went
Speaker 4: viral after he was rescued from the basement of a
Speaker 4: Russian hospital, where he was raised on a diet of scraps,
Speaker 4: biscuits and soup. Well, he must have been sucking down
Speaker 4: a lot of motz of ball soup to get to
Speaker 4: thirty eight pounds, but.
Speaker 1: Crumbs found some success slimming down at a special veteraninary
Speaker 1: wheat loss center in Russia, where he lost seven pounds
Speaker 1: and then suddenly developed breathing problems and died on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, that sucks.
Speaker 1: I sent you a picture of I.
Speaker 2: Saw it's Look, it's great, she's holding it. It's like
Speaker 2: it's obviously so heavy. It's a head and.
Speaker 1: Kind of fat is that freaking cat?
Speaker 2: Well, it's like the people on my six hundred pound life.
Speaker 2: I mean, somebody's feeding the cat. But I've never seen
Speaker 2: a cat. I had a cat named Tabitha that we
Speaker 2: thought was fat, and it turned out there was a
Speaker 2: huge tumor in the stomach. And one day in the
Speaker 2: kitchen she for some reason got caught on her belly
Speaker 2: when she went outside, and all this puss was draining,
Speaker 2: and we're going, we had no idea, we didn't know
Speaker 2: she had a tumb. We thought she was fat, and
Speaker 2: it turns out she had a gigantic too, and she
Speaker 2: didn't live too much longer. But I know what that's
Speaker 2: like when cats still look big because they're fluffy and
Speaker 2: there's a tumor in there, but crumbs. I've never seen
Speaker 2: anything neared thirty eight pounds on a cat that is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know this this wasn't uh three dogs in bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah No, that wasn't the The fat wasn't about the tumors.
Speaker 1: So anyway, now the vets are trying to like distance
Speaker 1: themselves and and and not take any responsibility for what
Speaker 1: happened here. But vets at the diet in Center say
Speaker 1: that the fat the fat cats. Layers of flab were
Speaker 1: so deep that scans ultimately failed to show he had
Speaker 1: cancerous tumors developed on his spleen and other internal organs.
Speaker 1: Galiana Moore, the vet that treated Crumbs, said she believes
Speaker 1: the tumors triggered multiple organs to collapse. Crumb's official cause
Speaker 1: of death was still pending, based upon a full post
Speaker 1: mortem exam, so we got the metal examiner called Quincy
Speaker 1: in Here to to do the analysis, because you know,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking you could just write fat on the cause
Speaker 1: of death, fat, like maybe you write really fat, but
Speaker 1: really fat. We could not do an ultrasound, but we
Speaker 1: constantly like, but we constantly monitored his help because we
Speaker 1: understood that excess weight does not just happen. Crumbs tests
Speaker 1: were all normal as well in the weeks leading up
Speaker 1: to his death. She said, how could his tests have
Speaker 1: been normal? It was so heavy he could not walk,
Speaker 1: followed a strict diet and exercise regimen that included no
Speaker 1: no I saw. I saw this video and I should
Speaker 1: have sent it to you because it was so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: They're doing the underwater treadmill with Crumbs. So despite their
Speaker 1: best efforts crumbs. Heartbroken caretakers noted in a statement that quote,
Speaker 1: sometimes miracles do not happen. Sometimes even the strongest cats
Speaker 1: cannot cope. Sometimes even the best doctors, rehability, rehabilitation centers,
Speaker 1: and support from people around the world are not able
Speaker 1: to help. Well, that's very sad and drums. Look, I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear from cat people. I'm not thirty
Speaker 1: eight pounds, come on the cat. No, there's a time
Speaker 1: bomb the cat.
Speaker 2: After ten pounds. You got to start really considering what
Speaker 2: you're doing to this cat because they don't have any
Speaker 2: kind of, you know, genetic makeup. I don't think cats
Speaker 2: have makeups so they can be heavy like humans can.
Speaker 2: I don't think that exists in the cat where she's
Speaker 2: like the chrissy mets of cats. This crumbs, you know, like,
Speaker 2: how does it is it in a jeans that she
Speaker 2: just go his jeans?
Speaker 1: It's no, it's in that Russian soup. I don't know
Speaker 1: what they put in.
Speaker 2: The fut of borsh. I don't know what they got
Speaker 2: going there. I like, I'm not a cat guy. I mean,
Speaker 2: I've had cats, and I enjoy a cat, but I'm
Speaker 2: not you know, over the moon about. I'm a dog guy,
Speaker 2: especially since I always heard and this will applied to
Speaker 2: gaining weight. I've always heard that if God forbid you
Speaker 2: drop dead in your home and you have a dog,
Speaker 2: the dog will stand by you and never leave your side.
Speaker 2: And I know that because when my nephew died and
Speaker 2: my wife went to the apartment to find him, the
Speaker 2: dogs are there. But a cat eventually will begin to
Speaker 2: eat your dead body. That's really yeah, that's what I read.
Speaker 2: Scientists say that eventually a cat will eat.
Speaker 1: In the case of crumbs, he won't just begin.
Speaker 2: Pretty far pretty far down.
Speaker 1: Depending on how many days it takes to find you.
Speaker 2: Drumbs doesn't push away from the table too often.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know those bathroom bodyworks stores.
Speaker 2: In the Yeah, I got candles there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's one in like every single mall right. Well,
Speaker 1: you know the company claim that they put diversity, equality
Speaker 1: and inclusion, you know, all the DEI stuff at the
Speaker 1: heart of everything that they do. Of course, well it
Speaker 1: appears that maybe they are too focused on DEI and
Speaker 1: not focused enough on QA as in quality assurance. Because
Speaker 1: they made a little they made a major boogle. The
Speaker 1: company has gotten slammed on social media after releasing a
Speaker 1: new candle with a design, I sent you a picture.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's hysterical with a design that looks exactly like Ku
Speaker 1: Klux Klan hoods. I mean, it's truly amazing, it's perfect.
Speaker 2: How do you they say they have to see it?
Speaker 2: But you're racist in this place.
Speaker 5: It's so obvious now it's a big fucking DEI shop.
Speaker 5: The Bathroom body Works snowed in candle supposedly features a
Speaker 5: snow that's supposed to be a freaking snowflake a snowflake design,
Speaker 5: but most people agreed the snowflakes resembled the hoods of
Speaker 5: the infamous.
Speaker 1: Hate and Bathom body Works quickly removed the so called clandals.
Speaker 2: Great Landals.
Speaker 1: They removed the Klandals from its online shop and issued
Speaker 1: an official apology. At Bathom body Works, we are committed
Speaker 1: to listening to our teams and customers and committing to
Speaker 1: fixing any mistakes we make, even those that are unintentional
Speaker 1: like this one. We apologize to anyone we've offended and
Speaker 1: are swiftly working to have this item removed and are
Speaker 1: evaluating our process going forward. So remember the day we
Speaker 1: found out who the the VP of marketing was that
Speaker 1: the hier the weirdos at bud Light. Yeah, okay, the
Speaker 1: VP of marketing at Bathroom Bodyworks that decided to put
Speaker 1: that's got it.
Speaker 2: You gotta go, you gotta go. It's it's not even like, oh,
Speaker 2: if you turn your head and squint, you might see it.
Speaker 2: It's so blatant. It's white hoods with two black eyes
Speaker 2: like it's perfect. It couldn't have made it better.
Speaker 1: I mean, the company said. The company said that they
Speaker 1: are sending all the excess product to their stores in Louisiana.
Speaker 1: They think where they think they can liquidate.
Speaker 2: Of course, you drive a truck. Just take your truck
Speaker 2: around Louisiana, Arkansas.
Speaker 1: Sorry Louisiana friends.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. I know that, dude.
Speaker 1: I just keep looking at this candle. The thing and.
Speaker 2: What was in the meeting is you've been you've been
Speaker 2: a businessman. You know about big meetings with a bunch
Speaker 2: of people in a big room with the conference table.
Speaker 2: How the fuck does this come across so many eyeballs
Speaker 2: and no one goes is it just me? Does that
Speaker 2: look a little clannish?
Speaker 1: Here's how it happens. The senior executive in that meeting,
Speaker 1: didn't get it, didn't see it right, you know, I
Speaker 1: mean saw it, but didn't get it. It didn't register.
Speaker 1: And every person in that room was scared to death
Speaker 1: to speak the truth because for fear of that individual.
Speaker 1: And that's what happens in these stupid companies. And so
Speaker 1: this thing got that far out the door and got
Speaker 1: distributed all the way in their stores before anyone realized
Speaker 1: what the hell they had done. But it is pretty
Speaker 1: freak funny.
Speaker 2: I've been in. Well, the one meeting I was in
Speaker 2: in terms of show biz was when I was I
Speaker 2: got cast at a show that was going to be
Speaker 2: a Fox series based on the guy who produced American Isle,
Speaker 2: Simon Fuller, Huge, And it's about three different families that
Speaker 2: were displaced from Katrina and they lived in different cities,
Speaker 2: and I represented and the other actress was the Italian family.
Speaker 2: There was a Black family and another family and it
Speaker 2: was about our lives and it was a home run.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be on after American Idol at Simon Fuller.
Speaker 2: How could this not work? And then I started to
Speaker 2: do the scenes and work on the movie and we
Speaker 2: had a big meeting in the conference room at that
Speaker 2: what's the name of the company, nineteen entertainment. I think, okay, well,
Speaker 2: the fucking conference room table is an airplane wing, a
Speaker 2: real airplane wing. That's how big it is. And I
Speaker 2: was in no way gonna tell Simon Fuller I think
Speaker 2: we're off the mark on a couple of scenes because
Speaker 2: he's Simon Fuller. But I could tell this is not
Speaker 2: gonna work. So I know, sometimes you're in those meetings
Speaker 2: and you just can't pull the trigger on telling somebody
Speaker 2: in charge, we gotta do this differently. And there you
Speaker 2: go with clam candle clandals. It's perfect, crandles perfect.
Speaker 1: I want. I wonder if you could I am anywhere,
Speaker 1: we'll I'll have to see if somewhere.
Speaker 2: Does she still is Gwenna still selling a vagina candles? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 2: well doesn't Kenny Kenny Kenny ships their products. He's got Google,
Speaker 2: He's got he's got the Goop, He's got Goop. So
Speaker 2: funny they did.
Speaker 1: Does that not shock me?
Speaker 2: I know? I said, do you know what they do?
Speaker 2: He goes, I don't give a ship. They do. They
Speaker 2: pay me a lot of money.
Speaker 1: I go, okay, okay, well that that would just be
Speaker 1: more incentive for for Kenny. Well, look, folks, you know,
Speaker 1: we call this everything as a bitch because we uh like,
Speaker 1: we span the universe to find some of the just
Speaker 1: most ridiculous ship that's out there. And we definitely got
Speaker 1: some ridiculous ship today. Between stealing fish, pounds of cheese
Speaker 1: to uh to uh masturbation as Democrats cats to fat cats,
Speaker 1: we uh, we did a little bit of everything. Dude.
Speaker 2: Next week, Mike, next week, we're going to have a
Speaker 2: new president next show.
Speaker 1: So you know what, dude, there's no there's no way
Speaker 1: we will know.
Speaker 2: We mean will know.
Speaker 1: There's no way we will know.
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 1: I don't think we'll know by next Friday.
Speaker 2: Oh, I see what you're saying. That's I hate that
Speaker 2: aspect of it. I really can't. It's awful.
Speaker 1: It's positively ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: I mean, if we ran this thing the right way,
Speaker 1: we would know.
Speaker 2: That night, that's that night who's president.
Speaker 1: It's gonna go insane and it causes so much angst
Speaker 1: amongst it. Just the suspicion runs wild because of that,
Speaker 1: we're going to be sitting here, it's going to be
Speaker 1: you know, two thirty to two forty and we're gonna
Speaker 1: be waiting on uh, Michigan and Pennsylvania. And I mean, and.
Speaker 2: You can't even believe both networks are gonna call it differently.
Speaker 2: They're gonna say she's leading, and Fox will say he's leading.
Speaker 2: We're not gonna know the truth. But I still hold
Speaker 2: on to my beliefs that it's not even close. I
Speaker 2: think Trump wins the electoral and the popular. What I've
Speaker 2: seen the last week or two is something that I
Speaker 2: think you can agree. We've never witnessed a presidential candidate
Speaker 2: be this much. Uh you could say admired. I know
Speaker 2: he's also hated, but what a scene Madison Square Garden
Speaker 2: jam packed, seventy thousand people outside Allegedly Kamala is getting
Speaker 2: getting a good, good group of people too. It ain't
Speaker 2: just she's not alone.
Speaker 1: It's just it's only if Beyonce is rumored to.
Speaker 2: Some ship that was Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: You guardians, he could win the popular vote and lose
Speaker 1: the total. That could happen.
Speaker 2: Just don't see.
Speaker 1: Well it could happen because like Hillary, he could, He
Speaker 1: could do so much better in California and New York
Speaker 1: then he has done historically. Still will lose by ten
Speaker 1: plus points in each of those states. But but there
Speaker 1: are so many votes in those states that it tilts
Speaker 1: the whole balance of this algebra to where the popular
Speaker 1: is a lot closer. But then you know, loses by
Speaker 1: a pubic hair in seven yeah, in seven swing states.
Speaker 1: And you know, look, the best thing is win by
Speaker 1: a lot or lose by a lot.
Speaker 2: And you know, don't put it in the officials hands.
Speaker 2: Don't put the referees hands.
Speaker 1: Just win the Senate or save the House. Do something
Speaker 1: to make sure that we don't have a government completely
Speaker 1: controlled by the by the Democrats. But anyway, uh, this
Speaker 1: was fun, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah baby, nice to see you again. I'll I got
Speaker 2: to work and do the fame Patreon and I got
Speaker 2: a free show up as well, so I'll be busy
Speaker 2: the next few hours, but I'll let you know when
Speaker 2: everything's taken care of and go for it.
Speaker 1: You have my permission to repeat the drums story more people.
Speaker 1: More people need to know about crimes. Absolutely, the tragedy there,
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Speaker 2: Yeah see you do, go all right,