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<v Speaker 1>Hey, folks, welcome to Everything Is a Bitch Episode twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Agavino here with my lifelong pal A. J. Benza.

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<v Speaker 2>What's to do me? Lots a lot's going up, including

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<v Speaker 2>my blood pressure, but in a good way, and a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of things happening, a lot of things popping. Then you.

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<v Speaker 1>Aren't they?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean between them, I didn't expect. Look, here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I think my relationship ended with my girlfriend. You put

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<v Speaker 2>that next to if the Yankees lose and if Trump loses,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. You might have to do a welfare

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<v Speaker 2>check on me if all those, if the next two

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<v Speaker 2>things don't turn out the right way. But we got

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<v Speaker 2>one more game. We gotta win one game, and we

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<v Speaker 2>gotta win one game in New York. It's not impossible,

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<v Speaker 2>but it doesn't look good at all. It's very depressive.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, dude, let's let's Dodgers a moment, a moment

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<v Speaker 1>of realism. Yeah, I Dodgers of better team. Yankees are

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<v Speaker 1>gonna lose.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Dodgers are better. Absolutely, But Aaron Boone has done

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<v Speaker 2>things with calls that are ridiculous. But our our Aaron

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<v Speaker 2>judges and any there are things that are making us.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, but it just I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like a I don't like a little freaking shortstop.

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<v Speaker 1>Where the fuck did he come from?

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<v Speaker 2>But I vope is not the.

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<v Speaker 1>Yankees guy the Dodgers got. He looks like freaking Opie

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<v Speaker 1>and he he's just getting asprins all over the field.

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<v Speaker 1>But but I do think, and I've told you for

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<v Speaker 1>three years something different than this. I do think that

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<v Speaker 1>Trump is gonna win. So I I think you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're going to get that one. Yeah, and look,

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<v Speaker 1>if your relationship is meant to be, we have on

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<v Speaker 1>our side the greatest secret weapon in relationships on planet Earth.

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<v Speaker 1>In our relationship x Ford Irena Wood, who you should

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<v Speaker 1>You should be making sure you're getting a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of time and talking through stuff before you on this.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I don't throw in the town. She had

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<v Speaker 2>good things to say. I never throw in the towel.

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<v Speaker 2>I know why. In the past last year or so,

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<v Speaker 2>we've had issues with our relationship. Distance, My divorce is

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<v Speaker 2>not proceeding. I wasn't living in on my own place.

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<v Speaker 2>There were things that weren't right. Now there's an apartment

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm probably gonna move into in the next week

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<v Speaker 2>or so. Things are changing, but I don't. I will

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<v Speaker 2>never let go of her. I mean, I talk to

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<v Speaker 2>her every day. If I had my brothers, we be

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<v Speaker 2>together forever. But I'm being very careful with it, one

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<v Speaker 2>step at a time, and I think those steps are happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I promised her in Florida, I said, when I

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<v Speaker 2>get back, I'm doing X, Y Z and we'll we'll

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<v Speaker 2>take a look at our relationship after that. So we

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<v Speaker 2>hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously, if she's talking to you every day, she's she's

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<v Speaker 1>still invested and still hopeful of this thing working out.

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<v Speaker 1>So sure be positive, and uh, don't be afraid to

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<v Speaker 1>call them thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what you know, I might. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I you have, you have a level of artistic ability

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<v Speaker 2>in you. You're not just a businessman. You've got artistry

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<v Speaker 2>in you, and I do I think that fucks us

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<v Speaker 2>up sometimes. I think there's something about being that kind

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<v Speaker 2>of person that doesn't make it easy on women. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>I'm being too broad by saying that, but sometimes I

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<v Speaker 2>wish I was just a cut and dried, straight down

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<v Speaker 2>the line businessman with six suits in a closet, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, just like this is what I do. I

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<v Speaker 2>go to work. I've got this. I've just been a

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<v Speaker 2>very different dude for a long time and I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>easy to latch on to. Uh and and make the

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<v Speaker 2>long run with There's a lot of.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you we We just wrapped up an episode of

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<v Speaker 1>Relationships as a Bitch and uh Irena did an unbelievable

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<v Speaker 1>job of describing her husband and what turned her on

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<v Speaker 1>instantly and what to this day turns her on about

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<v Speaker 1>her husband. And you're a creative, AJ, I'm a creative,

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<v Speaker 1>not at the level that you are. You're a creative

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<v Speaker 1>and your mind is always is always working. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>that's a turn on for people. Don't want women don't

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<v Speaker 1>want that. Uh that guy that has the six suits

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<v Speaker 1>goes to work to sell insurance in the morning and

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<v Speaker 1>comes back at six o'clock at night and every day

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<v Speaker 1>is his Groundhog Day. That's not There's nothing exciting about that.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing fulfilling about that kind of life. But you're

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<v Speaker 1>right on the other side. I mean, definitely, we're we're challenging.

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<v Speaker 1>We want to do different things. We see the world differently.

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<v Speaker 1>We you know, we want to have different experiences.

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<v Speaker 2>But uh, my girlfriend's ex girlfriends have told me we

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<v Speaker 2>are you were the best we had. I had a ball,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, you weren't the guy I was going

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<v Speaker 2>to marry. But the fun was, you know, so worth it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm like that, you know, I'm just not the

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<v Speaker 2>guy that most girls would think. He seems like the

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<v Speaker 2>subtle down type. Now that I'm older, I am, But

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<v Speaker 2>in my youth I was just too fucking too wild.

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<v Speaker 2>I had too much rabbit in me. I was running

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<v Speaker 2>every which way but loose.

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<v Speaker 3>But well, yeah, I was going to say that's you

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<v Speaker 3>at thirty five, thirty five, But but you today, you.

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<v Speaker 1>You want something very different. You want to be loved,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to have a sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Of you know what I want. Jana Rivers once we

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<v Speaker 2>got very close. She gave me my starting TV and

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<v Speaker 2>we were talking about her husband who committed suicide because

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<v Speaker 2>the moves he made for her in her career didn't

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<v Speaker 2>work out, and it was she got just sent away

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<v Speaker 2>from the Johnny Carson Show. She took a beating, but

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<v Speaker 2>she told me, you know what I miss I missed

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<v Speaker 2>going to bed at night and turning to him and

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<v Speaker 2>after he went to a party and saying, did you

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<v Speaker 2>see what that bitch war tonight. You know it comes

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<v Speaker 2>out to something so simple as is that just to

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<v Speaker 2>lay your head down and talk to somebody sweetly and

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<v Speaker 2>honestly about something you both experienced. You know that just simple,

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<v Speaker 2>just simple ship. You know, just like how was work?

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<v Speaker 2>You know? Like what did that bitch at work say

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<v Speaker 2>to you? Again? Like you know you it's it's good

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<v Speaker 2>to be wrapped up in someone else's life, not just

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<v Speaker 2>your own. And when you're single, it's all about you,

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<v Speaker 2>but when you're with someone it's much better. You get

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<v Speaker 2>to hear about their life. And it's not always great,

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<v Speaker 2>but you need that, and especially in our older age. Look, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to die alone in a fucking apartment

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<v Speaker 2>and no one knows I'm dead. You know you want

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<v Speaker 2>somebody you love next to you. It's a it's an

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<v Speaker 2>inherent desire. So either way, but it's gonna be it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be a saga that's not gonna go away in

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<v Speaker 2>a week. Her and I we have a thing, so

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<v Speaker 2>we'll see where it goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. Again, the fact that you're talking and working through it,

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<v Speaker 1>and you got some great coaching on your side. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>if I had money to lay down on it. I

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<v Speaker 1>would be betting. I would be betting on you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>You should betting my football picks. Tutsi's football picks are

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen and five this season on the NFL against the spread.

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<v Speaker 1>Tutsis a lot fucking smarter than I. That is not

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<v Speaker 1>my freaking record.

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<v Speaker 2>She's out as a pistol.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we got some great shit in then. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>even talking about the political crap, although we got a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of that that we work in here. But

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<v Speaker 1>there are so many just stories this week that are

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<v Speaker 1>just just straight I love it over the top.

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<v Speaker 2>So I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to start off with some cheese bandits.

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<v Speaker 2>I can speak to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, okay, So cheese Bandits wheeled away with an

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<v Speaker 1>eye popping amount of cheddar cheese from one of the

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<v Speaker 1>UK's most famous stores. Listen to this. Neil's Yard Dairy

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<v Speaker 1>announced in a social media post that thieves quote posing

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<v Speaker 1>as a legitimate wholesale distributor for a major French retailer, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>ordered over nine hundred and fifty wheels of the cloth

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<v Speaker 1>bound Hafod west comb and pitch cheddar. Wow, that's my

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<v Speaker 1>best ever heard accent. Okay. The company claims the nine

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<v Speaker 1>or fifty wheels of cheese are worth three hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>ninety thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Nil's Yard Dairy reportedly delivered twenty two metric tons that's

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<v Speaker 1>almost forty now, it's almost fifty thousand pounds of cheddar

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<v Speaker 1>before they realized that the distributor was a fake. The

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<v Speaker 1>dairy retailer said that they covered the cost from the

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<v Speaker 1>theft that impacted the smaller cheesemakers. Despite the significant financial blow,

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<v Speaker 1>we have honored our commitment to our small scale suppliers

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<v Speaker 1>and paid all three artisan cheesemakers in full. The dairy

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<v Speaker 1>retailer said they are working with law enforcement and asked

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<v Speaker 1>residents to be on the lookout. Be on the lookout

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<v Speaker 1>for cost pound cheddars in a in either a twenty

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<v Speaker 1>two pound or a fifty two format with the tags detached.

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<v Speaker 1>So like, how do you fence your wheels of cheese

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<v Speaker 1>like that is?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you something. I know a lot about this,

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<v Speaker 2>only because our former best friend who's no alonger with us, Chico,

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<v Speaker 2>at one point robbed remember this, He robbed an Italian

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<v Speaker 2>specialty store and we didn't know this, and he brought

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<v Speaker 2>over all these beautiful cheeses at Onmedpastas to Rosalie's house

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<v Speaker 2>and we ate them and we having a It was

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<v Speaker 2>so great. And then we read a story about a

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<v Speaker 2>restaurant I was robbed of all and we said, Chico

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<v Speaker 2>is this Are you involved in this? And he said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but you guys ain't the evidence, so I'm clear. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean there's a lot of money. There was a there

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<v Speaker 2>was a robbery in Los Angeles, a very famous restaurant

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<v Speaker 2>called Matza, partially owned by Mario Batali and Nancy Silverman. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>well when they before they opened, I know Mario before

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<v Speaker 2>he was anybody, and they went when Manza was being

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<v Speaker 2>put together, and the thieves went and got about six

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<v Speaker 2>wheels of Parmegano Reggiano, which is known as the King

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<v Speaker 2>of cheeses. Luca Telly Romano. There's a lot. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>there are restaurants you've seen in Rome where they make

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<v Speaker 2>the pasta on the cheese block, when they do a

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<v Speaker 2>Kasha de pet kasha peppe recipe with cream and cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very elaborate. But yeah, those things are worth a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot. You're not gonna see black guys breaking windows

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<v Speaker 2>to rob cheese rings. That's a white a white crime.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's a white collar crime, not because it's a

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<v Speaker 1>different kind of white collar.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, okay, but who do you Okay, so you got

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<v Speaker 1>this cheese, Oh delicious, man, how do you get rid

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<v Speaker 1>of it?

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<v Speaker 2>You just eat it? I mean you can, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to make money, I suppose you can

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<v Speaker 2>chop it into pieces and offer it the different restaurants

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<v Speaker 2>for whatever, A thousand here, two thousand there.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can't. It's like it's like it's like something

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<v Speaker 1>unique being stolen. And then you go to a pawn

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<v Speaker 1>shop when all the pawn chops are alerted to look

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<v Speaker 1>out for anybody who's a seller of cheese is on

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<v Speaker 1>the lookout for somebody trying to peddle them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But if a restaurant and somebody says, listen, I

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and fifty dollars, you know, take a look at it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's they have fifty thousand pounds of cheese to get

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<v Speaker 2>Not twenty five tons? Is that twenty five tons? Am

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty two metric twenty two metric tons? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>they wouldn't do it, you guess you keep it in

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you have to keep it in a certain

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they shipped it from the UK to Wisconsin for

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<v Speaker 1>all of it at once in the parking lot of it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Lambo Field, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Could do Swiss Swiss cheese out there, but Paumjan Origiano

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<v Speaker 2>is not going to move in the Lambeau. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>With chadder, you can move tons chatter, Come on, I

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<v Speaker 1>probably sacrilege for people to put anything but Wisconsin cheddar

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<v Speaker 1>on their brots. You know, if you're you're a lambeau

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<v Speaker 2>I go to Chicago, we get broughts. Of course.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so Wisconsin packer's game. You got to do the brats.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't think that's I don't think they can

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<v Speaker 1>they got a cross border I don't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe pay attention and figure out what happens with head stories.

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<v Speaker 2>And I mean shipping it's expensive. Unless they go with

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<v Speaker 2>Kenny Wood and his shipping company. Maybe you don't get

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<v Speaker 2>kind of poundage or tonnage of cheese is got to

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's probably got It's probably got to be some

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<v Speaker 1>trying to remember what it was, but there was something

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<v Speaker 1>happened in Chicago last year where somebody stole an insane

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<v Speaker 1>amount of something, very food, very unique to Chicago, whether

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<v Speaker 1>it was deep dish, pizzas or something, and they were

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get rid of them. No, no, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what it was. It was. It was chicken wings.

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<v Speaker 2>Chicken wing.

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<v Speaker 1>But I forget what place they were stolen from. But

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<v Speaker 1>somebody stole like that amount, that similar amount to this cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe they're connected chicken wings and they got they

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what chicken wings in Chicago. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>that's not that's a more meat sandwich place. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know where the big wings stop places in Illinois, but

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<v Speaker 2>those things go, especially football season, Super Bowl, March badness.

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<v Speaker 2>You got wings, You're gonna make some money, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can't get them at the Beef though. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it called the Beef or beef? If you watch The Bear.

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<v Speaker 2>And I watched I watched Bear. I love The Bear.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's a comedy, but I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh you say they called the Beef.

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<v Speaker 1>That that was the name of the restaurant in the

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<v Speaker 1>in the show. But I don't know if that's the

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<v Speaker 1>old name because it's a true story. It's based on

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<v Speaker 1>a true story, is it really Yeah, yeah, based on

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<v Speaker 1>a real restaurant, But I don't know if it's the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of the real place. Was called the Beef or not?

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't it called the Bear? No, only on the show

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<v Speaker 2>it's called the Bear.

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<v Speaker 1>That was originally season one. It's the It's beef or

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<v Speaker 1>the Beef?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the Beef? Uh yeah, yeah, mister beef, mister mister beef.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what is the Italian beach sandwich? What's your great?

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<v Speaker 2>I've had a bunch of those in Chicago. They're fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that what's that actor's name?

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<v Speaker 2>He's got three names.

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<v Speaker 1>He looks.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I can never remember it. But he was

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<v Speaker 2>Jeremy Allen, my Allen White, right right, right, right, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's He was.

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<v Speaker 1>Huge in The Shameless with Yes, well he makes Macy

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<v Speaker 1>and Emmy Ross.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a great It was a great show and

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<v Speaker 2>he just took off. This show is great, But I

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<v Speaker 2>don't I don't like the fact that they think it's

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<v Speaker 2>a comedy. But I like the fact that it's Italian

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<v Speaker 2>flavored and his family oriented. Even though Jamie d. Curtis

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<v Speaker 2>didn't portray a correct Italian mother on Christmas Eve. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting too particular. Otherwise, I enjoy I enjoy the

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<v Speaker 2>show a lot. And the guy, Maddie, the guy Maddy

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<v Speaker 2>tattoos on his neck, the heavy guy. He's a sensational

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<v Speaker 2>chef and he's was part of the whole ring of

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<v Speaker 2>getting the show together. He's one of the producers on it.

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<v Speaker 2>He used to have a show on Vice TV which

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<v Speaker 2>was just great about him cooking meals and making it

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<v Speaker 2>really simple for people. He's great. I love the guy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great show. Great show.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the Season three got too weird for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 2>Well they're doing. They give you every they're giving you

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<v Speaker 2>a storyline for every person so they can go further.

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<v Speaker 2>And they that the Puerto Rican woman this one to

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<v Speaker 2>that one they're gonna bring. I didn't like season three,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'll tell you what you need to watch. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, you have to watch on Apple TV with

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<v Speaker 2>Cate Blanchette. What's wrong with me? What the fuck's it called?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a huge show. But there's an actress in there

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<v Speaker 2>named Layla George, Laila George. You know Leila. She's Sean Penzac,

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<v Speaker 2>she's Vincent in Afrio's daughter. And the sex scenes between

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<v Speaker 2>her and this young actor, it's the show is called

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<v Speaker 2>obviously ridiculous. I talk about it. My disclaimer, Okay, the

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<v Speaker 2>sex scenes. This girl is so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I've you know, nine daughter is beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Because he had a daughter with Greta Sacci, who's a

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<v Speaker 2>gorgeous woman, and this girl, his daughter grew up very

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<v Speaker 2>cultured between Australia and Italy. She ends up being Sean

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<v Speaker 2>Penn's wife for two years a couple of years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>But what she does in these sex scenes with this

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<v Speaker 2>young actor, it's beyond anything I've seen on TV. Even

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<v Speaker 2>though the film, Oh my God, want to turn on.

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<v Speaker 2>She's beautiful and it's you just it's a great shell.

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<v Speaker 2>But the sex scenes.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, Also stay with that thought for a second

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<v Speaker 1>because I want to go to the second story I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to bring up. And I don't know if you've

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<v Speaker 1>seen this ad or not. I've seen it and just

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<v Speaker 1>my jaw dropped. I couldn't believe they were doing this.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's a Democrat group that has sparked a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of controversy with a new pro porn advertisement. It shows

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<v Speaker 1>a guy masturbating to an X rated clip being interrupted

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<v Speaker 1>by a guy who's playing like a Republican politician.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The thirty second ad is by Progress Action Fund and

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<v Speaker 1>Defend the Vote. Okay, so two action political action committees

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<v Speaker 1>supporting Democrat candidates. It's entitled quote Republicans rubbing you the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong way?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>So it shows this fictitious Republican legislator enter a guy's

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<v Speaker 1>bedroom while the guy is watching porn and whacking off.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and then the guy says, I'm your Republican congressman.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that we're now that we're in charge, we're banning

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<v Speaker 1>porn nationwide. So this is what the Democrat strategists came

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<v Speaker 1>out with for their angle for the last couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>They're so desperate to try and capture young men that

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<v Speaker 1>the only thing that they could come up with was that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the Republicans are going to shut down porn,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's going to be who you're so dependent on porn,

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<v Speaker 1>young white men, that you're going to change who you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to vote for based upon this. So as the

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<v Speaker 1>young man protest, the fictitious lawmaker ads I won the

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<v Speaker 1>last election. So it's my decision. I'm just gonna watch him.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you don't finish illegally. Now, okay, the whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing is so fricking ridiculous, but but here's the you

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<v Speaker 1>lose me in the in the in the very beginning,

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<v Speaker 1>because look, any self respecting guy who's whacking it to porn, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>does not have the covers pulled up. They want to

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<v Speaker 1>they want to look at their unit and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they want to talk to it and you know, nurse

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<v Speaker 1>it through the process the right way. And you know so,

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<v Speaker 1>so the ad is absurd to begin with because here's

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<v Speaker 1>this guy and he's by himself in a room. There's

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<v Speaker 1>no reason to suspect some Republican legislator about to walk right,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's he's got everything covered by his bedspread covered

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, and he's supposed to be watching porn and

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<v Speaker 1>just wacking it under the covers.

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<v Speaker 2>Come they don't get it. Listen, I know they're desperate.

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<v Speaker 2>And let me just tell you, being completely honest as

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<v Speaker 2>I always am, thank God for porn channels, Red Tube

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<v Speaker 2>or porn hug because ladies, you don't want guys. I

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<v Speaker 2>know many women think, oh it's just bad. They get

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<v Speaker 2>these ideas in the head. I will agree that what

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<v Speaker 2>be treated. In these younger generation, kids don't understand what

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<v Speaker 2>sex is like because they see men spitting in women's

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<v Speaker 2>mouths and pulling them by their teeth, and it's just

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<v Speaker 2>it's gotten ridiculous. However, to have a porn channel where

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<v Speaker 2>a man can have release, we don't do it under

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<v Speaker 2>the covers. We find something we like, we put into

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<v Speaker 2>particulars in the search bar. Might be skinny, big breast,

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<v Speaker 2>it might be you know, whatever, your whatever your thing is,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you you lay a towel down and you

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<v Speaker 2>do your business. You don't. It's you don't. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>Your size towel. Do you recommend I go hand towel?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to go. Well, I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 2>do that.

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<v Speaker 1>A small targeting area. You're risking risking your vacover.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, not a washcloth, a hand towel. It's about

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<v Speaker 2>you know, twelve. So that's that's a good area. That's

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<v Speaker 2>going to catch all my uh my good stuff. But

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<v Speaker 2>you know, that's what we do. And then we feel

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit wickedly ashamed that we did it because

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<v Speaker 2>it's in the afternoon and which we should just be

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<v Speaker 2>more productive for the last twenty minutes. But that's what

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<v Speaker 2>evil and dirty, come on, man, it's a basic human need.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather be go out with all my bullets

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<v Speaker 2>loaded or having been re least I'm talking about as

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00:24:01.720 --> 00:24:04.519
<v Speaker 2>being a younger man, you want a guy that's a

419
00:24:04.519 --> 00:24:08.559
<v Speaker 2>little calmer because he's taken care of himself. You know,

420
00:24:08.920 --> 00:24:11.640
<v Speaker 2>there's a wonderful thing to have porn. I have nothing

421
00:24:11.680 --> 00:24:16.160
<v Speaker 2>bad to say about porn. Nothing. It's great. It's great stuff,

422
00:24:16.319 --> 00:24:21.079
<v Speaker 2>and it is showing younger people a dirty side of

423
00:24:21.119 --> 00:24:24.519
<v Speaker 2>sex that they shouldn't expect when they're with somebody. Girls

424
00:24:24.920 --> 00:24:28.960
<v Speaker 2>typically don't want to be spitting. You're spitting their mouth,

425
00:24:29.079 --> 00:24:32.880
<v Speaker 2>or you're pulling their hair, or it goes crazy and

426
00:24:32.960 --> 00:24:37.039
<v Speaker 2>all every porn title is Mom's gone, so I'm having

427
00:24:37.119 --> 00:24:41.000
<v Speaker 2>sex with my stepsister or my friend's mother popped over

428
00:24:41.160 --> 00:24:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Like that's not anything we think about. But I guess

429
00:24:44.480 --> 00:24:47.880
<v Speaker 2>some guys do that turns them on. I don't know.

430
00:24:48.240 --> 00:24:50.400
<v Speaker 2>I like the castings where the girl shows up for

431
00:24:50.440 --> 00:24:53.279
<v Speaker 2>a modeling job, and then is told, hey, guess what

432
00:24:54.039 --> 00:24:55.880
<v Speaker 2>you need to do this and that for this gig

433
00:24:56.279 --> 00:24:58.119
<v Speaker 2>and here's some cash. What do you want to do?

434
00:24:58.599 --> 00:25:02.640
<v Speaker 2>And you get to see a woman basically decide, oh

435
00:25:02.680 --> 00:25:05.400
<v Speaker 2>my god, can I do this? And some of them

436
00:25:05.480 --> 00:25:10.319
<v Speaker 2>turned out to be complete crazies, were tremendous sexually, and

437
00:25:10.359 --> 00:25:12.799
<v Speaker 2>some are just very shy. But I like that part

438
00:25:12.839 --> 00:25:15.960
<v Speaker 2>of it because it's it's like, it's very natural and

439
00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:18.559
<v Speaker 2>not staged. That turns me on.

440
00:25:20.680 --> 00:25:23.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't watch a lot of it, you know,

441
00:25:25.559 --> 00:25:28.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm the guy who on relationships as a bitch said

442
00:25:28.519 --> 00:25:30.319
<v Speaker 1>it was uniquely turned on by the fact that in

443
00:25:30.319 --> 00:25:35.480
<v Speaker 1>twenty six years, I've never caught my wife farting or

444
00:25:35.720 --> 00:25:39.920
<v Speaker 1>building number two but here. So I'm not opposed to it,

445
00:25:39.960 --> 00:25:45.319
<v Speaker 1>but it has to be. I can't watch those sites.

446
00:25:45.359 --> 00:25:51.880
<v Speaker 1>It's just like dirty, if they're if they're like, I

447
00:25:52.359 --> 00:25:56.039
<v Speaker 1>can watch something, but I can't. I can't go through

448
00:25:57.079 --> 00:26:00.680
<v Speaker 1>one of those kind of sites where there are you know,

449
00:26:00.880 --> 00:26:04.480
<v Speaker 1>a million videos and each one is nastier than the

450
00:26:04.519 --> 00:26:09.519
<v Speaker 1>one before, and I'm gonna you know, I'm I'm grossed

451
00:26:09.519 --> 00:26:13.880
<v Speaker 1>out or offended by by most. I'm sorry I'm I'm

452
00:26:13.960 --> 00:26:18.880
<v Speaker 1>uniquely weird. But but getting back to this, well, let

453
00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:25.519
<v Speaker 1>me ask you something. What's the best premise for a

454
00:26:25.599 --> 00:26:29.599
<v Speaker 1>porn segment that you've ever what's your favorite like that

455
00:26:29.640 --> 00:26:32.799
<v Speaker 1>you've seen. This one's coming to mind for me that

456
00:26:32.920 --> 00:26:35.400
<v Speaker 1>I know is just stupid. But I don't know I even.

457
00:26:35.359 --> 00:26:42.119
<v Speaker 2>Know what a premise I guess what has turned me

458
00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:46.480
<v Speaker 2>on in the past and sometimes still does is. I

459
00:26:46.640 --> 00:26:49.759
<v Speaker 2>like verbal cues. I like when they speak to each other,

460
00:26:49.920 --> 00:26:54.000
<v Speaker 2>and I like when they seem like they're in love

461
00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:57.480
<v Speaker 2>or at least they've been together before it matters. I

462
00:26:57.559 --> 00:27:00.960
<v Speaker 2>like the kissing. I like the intimacy. See I don't

463
00:27:01.000 --> 00:27:04.240
<v Speaker 2>need to see close ups of the vagina and his set.

464
00:27:04.359 --> 00:27:07.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't need that. But show me two people who

465
00:27:07.039 --> 00:27:11.559
<v Speaker 2>really legitimately look like they love having sex together, and

466
00:27:11.880 --> 00:27:14.200
<v Speaker 2>if they're good looking, I want to watch it. I

467
00:27:14.240 --> 00:27:16.680
<v Speaker 2>don't want to watch a guy without his face. I

468
00:27:16.720 --> 00:27:18.759
<v Speaker 2>don't want to watch someone have a condom mom where

469
00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:21.200
<v Speaker 2>they're having sex. When I watch porn and I want

470
00:27:21.200 --> 00:27:23.359
<v Speaker 2>to get off, I want it to be two good

471
00:27:23.400 --> 00:27:26.559
<v Speaker 2>looking people who speak to each other, have some kind

472
00:27:26.559 --> 00:27:31.079
<v Speaker 2>of intimacy, and get it on. I like that.

473
00:27:31.720 --> 00:27:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Why is there a standard rotation, Like what do you mean?

474
00:27:35.720 --> 00:27:37.519
<v Speaker 1>Like again, I don't watch that much of it, but

475
00:27:37.960 --> 00:27:42.759
<v Speaker 1>when I have, it's so it always starts with a blowjob,

476
00:27:43.039 --> 00:27:45.559
<v Speaker 1>So it's it starts with it starts with the world,

477
00:27:46.119 --> 00:27:50.839
<v Speaker 1>and that goes on for longer than it's ever gone

478
00:27:50.839 --> 00:27:55.759
<v Speaker 1>on in my life anyway. So you know that's the opening.

479
00:27:55.640 --> 00:27:59.119
<v Speaker 2>Eighteen minute blowjobs are not common. I know it gets a.

480
00:27:59.079 --> 00:28:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Little starts with the blowjob segment, r right, right, then

481
00:28:03.240 --> 00:28:05.640
<v Speaker 1>the guy's got to return the favor. But that's a

482
00:28:05.720 --> 00:28:09.799
<v Speaker 1>much shorter segment. It doesn't it doesn't last that long. Okay,

483
00:28:10.240 --> 00:28:22.200
<v Speaker 1>Then the fucking begins in a more common position missionary. Yeah,

484
00:28:21.039 --> 00:28:26.359
<v Speaker 1>and then at about the twenty minute mark, you gotta

485
00:28:26.400 --> 00:28:29.119
<v Speaker 1>flip her over and Doggie comes in at about the

486
00:28:29.200 --> 00:28:30.079
<v Speaker 1>twenty minute mark.

487
00:28:30.559 --> 00:28:33.359
<v Speaker 2>Well, yes, but what I hate is the reverse cowgirl.

488
00:28:33.480 --> 00:28:36.240
<v Speaker 2>That does nothing for me. I don't want to see

489
00:28:36.279 --> 00:28:39.759
<v Speaker 2>a girl sitting on a man and facing away from

490
00:28:39.799 --> 00:28:43.039
<v Speaker 2>him as a man I don't like. I don't enjoy that.

491
00:28:43.160 --> 00:28:45.680
<v Speaker 2>I want to see my lover's face. I don't want

492
00:28:45.680 --> 00:28:48.519
<v Speaker 2>to see the back of her head. Everybody's different, but

493
00:28:48.559 --> 00:28:52.799
<v Speaker 2>they always do reverse cowgirl, and I really enjoy it

494
00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:55.519
<v Speaker 2>when I could say that a woman is getting off

495
00:28:55.519 --> 00:28:57.759
<v Speaker 2>and when they get off, it's because they either are

496
00:28:58.359 --> 00:29:02.400
<v Speaker 2>solely with that guy. Sometimes there are porn partners who

497
00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:05.839
<v Speaker 2>do who do videos together, and like there's this French

498
00:29:05.880 --> 00:29:09.640
<v Speaker 2>couple that she's phenomenal, but they're in love. So you're

499
00:29:09.640 --> 00:29:12.359
<v Speaker 2>watching two people in love have sex and it's a

500
00:29:12.400 --> 00:29:16.200
<v Speaker 2>turn on. It's but you know, two strangers and these

501
00:29:16.279 --> 00:29:19.680
<v Speaker 2>made up scenarios. That's bullshit. But show me some good

502
00:29:19.720 --> 00:29:23.079
<v Speaker 2>intimacy with people who are in love. Yeah, that that's that.

503
00:29:23.279 --> 00:29:24.079
<v Speaker 2>That'll do it for me.

504
00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:26.759
<v Speaker 1>Wow, I'm a little surprised that you're not a fan

505
00:29:26.799 --> 00:29:29.599
<v Speaker 1>of the reverse cowgirl. No, no, okay.

506
00:29:29.559 --> 00:29:31.039
<v Speaker 2>I don't even I don't even like what a guy,

507
00:29:31.440 --> 00:29:33.920
<v Speaker 2>you know, empties himself on a girl's face. I think

508
00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:38.119
<v Speaker 2>that's like that come up, it's a meaning to me.

509
00:29:38.359 --> 00:29:41.680
<v Speaker 2>I know there's a sperm people, the salmon spam and

510
00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:44.880
<v Speaker 2>sperm special we talked about on the face, the facial

511
00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:47.720
<v Speaker 2>we talked about on relationships as a bitch. But I'm

512
00:29:47.720 --> 00:29:49.880
<v Speaker 2>sure it's good for people to have sperm on their face.

513
00:29:49.880 --> 00:29:51.839
<v Speaker 2>But I don't enjoy seeing a man do that to

514
00:29:51.880 --> 00:29:53.160
<v Speaker 2>a girl. Does nothing for me.

515
00:29:54.000 --> 00:29:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, it's not a not a fan there. Getting

516
00:29:57.160 --> 00:30:00.680
<v Speaker 1>getting back to this. You haven't seen this head huh, No,

517
00:30:00.799 --> 00:30:03.319
<v Speaker 1>I gotta go, you gotta you gotta watch it. It's

518
00:30:03.559 --> 00:30:04.400
<v Speaker 1>it's like.

519
00:30:04.359 --> 00:30:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Trump, does you look like Trump? No?

520
00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:08.759
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no no oh, the politician know he looks

521
00:30:08.839 --> 00:30:13.559
<v Speaker 1>like an old stodgy uh, you know, Republican.

522
00:30:14.119 --> 00:30:16.960
<v Speaker 2>It's funny because Trump is such a sexed up guy.

523
00:30:17.000 --> 00:30:19.160
<v Speaker 2>I have all the presidents. We've heard him and Bill

524
00:30:19.160 --> 00:30:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Clinton have that sex vibe, and I don't. This is

525
00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:24.759
<v Speaker 2>about the Project twenty twenty five. Basically, they think this

526
00:30:24.880 --> 00:30:27.920
<v Speaker 2>is gonna Trump is not behind that, and I haven't

527
00:30:27.960 --> 00:30:31.319
<v Speaker 2>read the whole bill, so I can't really comment on everything.

528
00:30:31.400 --> 00:30:33.359
<v Speaker 2>Are they saying they're gonna take porn away?

529
00:30:34.039 --> 00:30:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Well, first of all, no one's read that whole thing.

530
00:30:35.920 --> 00:30:40.440
<v Speaker 1>It's like nine twenty five pages, right, So I don't

531
00:30:40.440 --> 00:30:43.519
<v Speaker 1>even think the folks at the Heritage Foundation that wrote

532
00:30:43.519 --> 00:30:44.400
<v Speaker 1>it have read the.

533
00:30:44.359 --> 00:30:45.599
<v Speaker 2>Whole fucking yeah.

534
00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:49.440
<v Speaker 1>But uh, but so the ad. So they spent two

535
00:30:49.440 --> 00:30:54.160
<v Speaker 1>and a half million dollars in this one ad in Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin,

536
00:30:54.200 --> 00:30:58.880
<v Speaker 1>North Carolina, Georgia, Arizona, Nevada, the seven Swing states. And

537
00:30:58.960 --> 00:31:03.119
<v Speaker 1>so they are they are after it hard on this

538
00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:09.839
<v Speaker 1>thing hot on? Because yeah, several no punned. So it

539
00:31:09.960 --> 00:31:15.240
<v Speaker 1>also at the same time, seventeen adult film stars launched

540
00:31:15.240 --> 00:31:19.880
<v Speaker 1>a hundred thousand dollars ad campaign on porn sites, warning

541
00:31:20.039 --> 00:31:23.440
<v Speaker 1>that the Project twenty twenty five. Uh that Project twenty

542
00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:26.799
<v Speaker 1>seventy five outlines a ban on porn and jail for

543
00:31:26.880 --> 00:31:30.519
<v Speaker 1>those who produce it. So I guess somewhere in Project

544
00:31:30.559 --> 00:31:35.000
<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty five is this big thing. Trust me, the

545
00:31:35.079 --> 00:31:39.200
<v Speaker 1>last thing that Trump is going to ban exactly is porn.

546
00:31:39.240 --> 00:31:41.880
<v Speaker 1>Come on, that's how many hours? How many hours of

547
00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:45.480
<v Speaker 1>porn a month? Do you think Trump personally has consumed

548
00:31:45.519 --> 00:31:47.559
<v Speaker 1>He's gonna he's gonna get rid of that.

549
00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:53.000
<v Speaker 2>I would imagine Trump it does occasionally check out the

550
00:31:53.039 --> 00:31:56.599
<v Speaker 2>porn sites because the guy's had a sex drive that's

551
00:31:56.640 --> 00:32:00.480
<v Speaker 2>been widely spoken about. I'm sure he's Uh. I don't know.

552
00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:03.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how good he is on computers and stuff,

553
00:32:03.480 --> 00:32:08.359
<v Speaker 2>but I wouldn't doubt. I know from girls who've been

554
00:32:08.400 --> 00:32:12.119
<v Speaker 2>with him, and they've told me about him sexually, and

555
00:32:13.039 --> 00:32:16.200
<v Speaker 2>I was not too surprised to learn that he likes

556
00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:20.200
<v Speaker 2>it rough. He's very verbal, you know, he knows what

557
00:32:20.279 --> 00:32:22.720
<v Speaker 2>he wants. And there was one girl that I know

558
00:32:22.880 --> 00:32:26.440
<v Speaker 2>named Barbara Moore who was a former playboy playmate, had

559
00:32:26.440 --> 00:32:29.240
<v Speaker 2>her on my show years ago when we first began,

560
00:32:29.680 --> 00:32:32.200
<v Speaker 2>and she went to mar A Lago with a girlfriend.

561
00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:36.119
<v Speaker 2>He was married to Milania. They don't talk about this story,

562
00:32:36.599 --> 00:32:39.000
<v Speaker 2>and Trump wanted to have both of them. The girlfriends

563
00:32:39.000 --> 00:32:41.519
<v Speaker 2>said I'd rather not, and Trump said, well, she's gonna

564
00:32:41.559 --> 00:32:45.119
<v Speaker 2>watch us then, and they Trump and Barbara Moore went

565
00:32:45.160 --> 00:32:48.119
<v Speaker 2>at it, and she talked about it on the show

566
00:32:48.160 --> 00:32:52.519
<v Speaker 2>back in probably twenty eighteen. He likes what he likes.

567
00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:55.400
<v Speaker 2>If he checks out porn sites, I wouldn't doubt it

568
00:32:55.480 --> 00:32:55.920
<v Speaker 2>one bit.

569
00:32:57.200 --> 00:33:03.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure somebody has done some kind of Trump porn satire.

570
00:33:04.759 --> 00:33:08.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it would be too funny. I'll have to

571
00:33:08.240 --> 00:33:11.599
<v Speaker 1>check it out. But I don't know why so much

572
00:33:11.680 --> 00:33:15.920
<v Speaker 1>today is about sex. But you know that this this

573
00:33:16.039 --> 00:33:18.759
<v Speaker 1>actress is one of my all time favorites. I'm like

574
00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:21.400
<v Speaker 1>so turned on by her and have been since she

575
00:33:21.599 --> 00:33:25.400
<v Speaker 1>was very young. Nicole Kidman, Oh my god, I'm with you.

576
00:33:25.839 --> 00:33:28.039
<v Speaker 2>I love her and.

577
00:33:27.880 --> 00:33:31.000
<v Speaker 1>She's still really really sexy.

578
00:33:31.200 --> 00:33:31.519
<v Speaker 2>I know.

579
00:33:31.960 --> 00:33:35.359
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I don't know if you heard about this story,

580
00:33:35.400 --> 00:33:38.200
<v Speaker 1>but she this is legit. They had to they had

581
00:33:38.279 --> 00:33:43.359
<v Speaker 1>to cause the filming of Baby Girl because she was

582
00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:47.519
<v Speaker 1>so turned on right and had had so many orgasms

583
00:33:47.519 --> 00:33:49.119
<v Speaker 1>she couldn't take it anything.

584
00:33:49.480 --> 00:33:50.079
<v Speaker 2>I love that.

585
00:33:51.839 --> 00:33:56.920
<v Speaker 1>Here's so. I think this was in the Yeah, this

586
00:33:57.039 --> 00:33:58.920
<v Speaker 1>was in the New York Post, I think. But Nicole

587
00:33:59.000 --> 00:34:01.759
<v Speaker 1>Kidman admitted she was so turned on was filming her

588
00:34:01.799 --> 00:34:05.680
<v Speaker 1>new erotic drama Baby Girl, that she had to temporarily

589
00:34:05.759 --> 00:34:09.400
<v Speaker 1>hit the brakes on production. In the Kinky movie, Kidman

590
00:34:09.440 --> 00:34:13.559
<v Speaker 1>plays a powerful businesswoman who risks her career and family

591
00:34:13.599 --> 00:34:17.000
<v Speaker 1>life to have a passionate affair with her much younger

592
00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:21.599
<v Speaker 1>intern was played by Harris Dickinson. Now I don't know

593
00:34:21.679 --> 00:34:22.519
<v Speaker 1>the Harris dicks.

594
00:34:22.360 --> 00:34:25.440
<v Speaker 2>Lucky guy, lucky. No, he's a new guy, new kid.

595
00:34:26.079 --> 00:34:29.159
<v Speaker 2>What a lucky guy. I know. I remember when I

596
00:34:29.159 --> 00:34:31.639
<v Speaker 2>had When I was studying acting in New York City.

597
00:34:31.800 --> 00:34:35.280
<v Speaker 2>One of my classmates was Andrew McCarthy before the brad

598
00:34:35.320 --> 00:34:39.280
<v Speaker 2>Pack was anything, and he was terrible in class, I

599
00:34:39.320 --> 00:34:43.760
<v Speaker 2>mean terrible, and he landed a job and it was

600
00:34:43.800 --> 00:34:47.360
<v Speaker 2>the movie class with Rob Lowe and Andrew McCarthy got

601
00:34:47.400 --> 00:34:52.119
<v Speaker 2>to have sex scenes with Jacqueline Bessett. Really, it made me.

602
00:34:52.360 --> 00:34:55.079
<v Speaker 2>It was like, this guy's not even the best in

603
00:34:55.199 --> 00:34:57.920
<v Speaker 2>class and he got that gig. And on top of that,

604
00:34:58.199 --> 00:35:02.079
<v Speaker 2>he's with Jacqueline Bissett, who back back then the d

605
00:35:02.960 --> 00:35:08.800
<v Speaker 2>she was everything. But Nicole Kidman, I've said this on

606
00:35:08.840 --> 00:35:13.639
<v Speaker 2>the show before. There's well, there's such an innate sexuality

607
00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:19.280
<v Speaker 2>about her. And she's not buxom, she's not my typical type.

608
00:35:19.719 --> 00:35:21.840
<v Speaker 2>But I've met her in person. When you sit down

609
00:35:21.840 --> 00:35:24.360
<v Speaker 2>with her, you get startled of how beautiful she is

610
00:35:24.400 --> 00:35:28.599
<v Speaker 2>in person. If you watch the movie Paperboy with John Cusatt,

611
00:35:29.559 --> 00:35:33.920
<v Speaker 2>she there's a scene where he's locked up and she

612
00:35:34.079 --> 00:35:36.880
<v Speaker 2>visits him in jail or she's sitting across room and

613
00:35:36.920 --> 00:35:39.920
<v Speaker 2>he wants they had great sex. He wants her to

614
00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:42.920
<v Speaker 2>go down and then obviously she can't. She's ten feet away,

615
00:35:43.159 --> 00:35:47.079
<v Speaker 2>but she mimics a blowjob to him as an actress.

616
00:35:47.119 --> 00:35:49.840
<v Speaker 2>The camera's on her face and she's mimicking what she's

617
00:35:49.880 --> 00:35:52.719
<v Speaker 2>doing with her mouth and he's getting off on this.

618
00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:56.679
<v Speaker 2>It is the it's one of the craziest sexual scenes.

619
00:35:56.719 --> 00:36:01.039
<v Speaker 2>But that's Nicole Kidman. Man, she doesn't shes all out there.

620
00:36:01.119 --> 00:36:02.639
<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to see Baby Girl.

621
00:36:03.840 --> 00:36:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I remember, I think the movie's name was

622
00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:10.719
<v Speaker 1>dead Calm. I think she was like twenty years old

623
00:36:10.840 --> 00:36:14.800
<v Speaker 1>or something. This was like her first American vote Yeah

624
00:36:14.800 --> 00:36:20.440
<v Speaker 1>on the boat sailboat. But she was just perfect because

625
00:36:20.440 --> 00:36:24.559
<v Speaker 1>she her look is unique to her. You don't see

626
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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people with that look and her skin tone.

627
00:36:28.440 --> 00:36:31.360
<v Speaker 1>And I know, but anyway, she's fifty seven. I can't

628
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<v Speaker 1>believe seven. The fifty seven year old lastro Winter said

629
00:36:34.840 --> 00:36:41.400
<v Speaker 1>performing sexual scenes with Dickinson and Antonio Banderis who good

630
00:36:41.480 --> 00:36:45.719
<v Speaker 1>for Antonio, who plays her husband in the movie, sometimes

631
00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:48.719
<v Speaker 1>became too much to handle. Quote. There were times when

632
00:36:48.719 --> 00:36:50.960
<v Speaker 1>we were shooting where I was like, I don't want

633
00:36:50.960 --> 00:36:54.920
<v Speaker 1>to orgasm anymore. In fact, Kidman admitted that she would

634
00:36:54.920 --> 00:36:58.159
<v Speaker 1>often say, quote, don't come near me, and I hate

635
00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:01.519
<v Speaker 1>doing this during filming. Here if I am never touched

636
00:37:01.559 --> 00:37:05.960
<v Speaker 1>again in my life. Even Dickinson revealed in a press

637
00:37:05.960 --> 00:37:08.360
<v Speaker 1>conference that he would tell the cast and crew to

638
00:37:08.440 --> 00:37:11.320
<v Speaker 1>quote go away for a second when he needed space

639
00:37:11.360 --> 00:37:14.960
<v Speaker 1>on the set. The upcoming film Steamy trailer has already

640
00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:18.320
<v Speaker 1>given moviegoers a glimpse of what's to come, with sexual

641
00:37:18.320 --> 00:37:22.519
<v Speaker 1>attention spilling all over the screen. Isn't the first time

642
00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:27.280
<v Speaker 1>Kidman has pushed the boundaries with sexual roles. She appeared

643
00:37:27.400 --> 00:37:29.840
<v Speaker 1>in an orgy scene in the nineteen ninety nine film

644
00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:30.519
<v Speaker 1>as white Shot.

645
00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:31.679
<v Speaker 2>I remember that.

646
00:37:31.679 --> 00:37:34.119
<v Speaker 1>That's back when Tom Cruise was her husband. She also

647
00:37:34.199 --> 00:37:38.639
<v Speaker 1>paid played a prostitute faked an orgasm to Ewan McGregor's

648
00:37:38.679 --> 00:37:42.440
<v Speaker 1>character singing a song in Mulin Rouge. I've always been

649
00:37:42.440 --> 00:37:45.000
<v Speaker 1>on a quest as an actor. I'm always going where

650
00:37:45.000 --> 00:37:47.760
<v Speaker 1>have I not been? And what can I explore as

651
00:37:47.800 --> 00:37:51.079
<v Speaker 1>a human being? She said to people in an interview.

652
00:37:51.719 --> 00:37:54.119
<v Speaker 1>Of course, off the screen, she's the mom of four

653
00:37:54.199 --> 00:37:56.760
<v Speaker 1>and married to country superstar Keithurp and we know all that,

654
00:37:56.960 --> 00:38:00.400
<v Speaker 1>but she still got it at fifty seven, And man,

655
00:38:00.920 --> 00:38:04.079
<v Speaker 1>can you imagine being so turned on that she had

656
00:38:04.119 --> 00:38:05.280
<v Speaker 1>to call it quick.

657
00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:10.360
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you no that I know, I know many.

658
00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:14.559
<v Speaker 2>I mean because right now this sex coordinators, intimacy coordinators

659
00:38:14.599 --> 00:38:18.599
<v Speaker 2>on set, so there's not actual sex happening like Mickey

660
00:38:18.679 --> 00:38:23.639
<v Speaker 2>Rock and What's your Name? The Cosby actress, the Lenny

661
00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:29.320
<v Speaker 2>Kravitz's ex wife that apparently went down. People think Mickey

662
00:38:29.360 --> 00:38:31.400
<v Speaker 2>Rock and Kim Basinger went down in nine and a

663
00:38:31.400 --> 00:38:34.159
<v Speaker 2>half weeks, but they couldn't stand each other. That didn't happen.

664
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<v Speaker 2>But Nicole Kidman, Well, when I was a kid, there

665
00:38:39.840 --> 00:38:43.360
<v Speaker 2>was a movie. There's an old actress named Sylvia Miles.

666
00:38:43.400 --> 00:38:46.079
<v Speaker 2>I think it was she did a movie where she

667
00:38:46.199 --> 00:38:49.880
<v Speaker 2>was It was in Playboy where they said they had

668
00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:52.239
<v Speaker 2>sex her and this actor. I think it was Sylvia

669
00:38:52.239 --> 00:38:57.199
<v Speaker 2>Mouth or maybe I'm wrong, but I got fascinated by

670
00:38:57.199 --> 00:38:59.320
<v Speaker 2>the fact that people could actually get so turned on

671
00:38:59.400 --> 00:39:03.719
<v Speaker 2>on movie set with people watching and actually climax and

672
00:39:03.760 --> 00:39:06.440
<v Speaker 2>then the older right gud. I met some girls that

673
00:39:06.519 --> 00:39:09.920
<v Speaker 2>I dated, and I've said this up front. You know,

674
00:39:10.199 --> 00:39:12.960
<v Speaker 2>I may be a decent lover, but there are some

675
00:39:13.159 --> 00:39:18.360
<v Speaker 2>women who you can talk to and they'll come. There

676
00:39:18.360 --> 00:39:21.920
<v Speaker 2>are some women who it just keeps happening. And the

677
00:39:21.920 --> 00:39:25.760
<v Speaker 2>way Nicole Kimman is talking about herself, she's obviously a

678
00:39:25.880 --> 00:39:31.239
<v Speaker 2>multi orgasmic woman that gets turned on very easily. And boy,

679
00:39:31.239 --> 00:39:35.320
<v Speaker 2>they're selling that film. I mean, that's that's all I

680
00:39:35.320 --> 00:39:35.840
<v Speaker 2>need to hear.

681
00:39:36.639 --> 00:39:40.559
<v Speaker 1>Yea trailers out. I have to check that trailer out later.

682
00:39:41.719 --> 00:39:44.440
<v Speaker 2>It isn't Sylvia Miles, She's it's not her. It's another actress.

683
00:39:44.480 --> 00:39:48.280
<v Speaker 2>But I read it in Playboy as a kid, and

684
00:39:48.039 --> 00:39:50.679
<v Speaker 2>and it just made me go, Wow, people have sex

685
00:39:50.719 --> 00:39:53.320
<v Speaker 2>on movies. That's for real, and of course it's happened.

686
00:39:54.199 --> 00:39:57.039
<v Speaker 2>Nicole Kimman. I think was faking a lot of orgasms,

687
00:39:57.039 --> 00:40:00.519
<v Speaker 2>which takes a lot of energy to do ten twenty takes.

688
00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:04.960
<v Speaker 2>But of course she had some real ones, and that's training.

689
00:40:05.159 --> 00:40:07.079
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you're working eighteen hours a day on a

690
00:40:07.119 --> 00:40:11.360
<v Speaker 2>movie and you gotta have these orgasms on set people watching.

691
00:40:11.960 --> 00:40:14.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know she was faking.

692
00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:17.320
<v Speaker 2>Even I mean, I hope. I mean, I think she

693
00:40:17.440 --> 00:40:19.320
<v Speaker 2>might have faked a couple just for the sake of

694
00:40:19.360 --> 00:40:22.360
<v Speaker 2>getting the scene done. But just the fact that she came,

695
00:40:23.000 --> 00:40:27.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that just blows my mind. Dude, I got

696
00:40:27.760 --> 00:40:31.639
<v Speaker 2>a cramp in my oh thigh, your thigh? I have

697
00:40:31.800 --> 00:40:34.719
<v Speaker 2>that every night. Oh my god, I get all the time.

698
00:40:34.760 --> 00:40:36.039
<v Speaker 1>But I'm eating more bananas.

699
00:40:36.079 --> 00:40:37.159
<v Speaker 2>But I just a hamstring.

700
00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:40.320
<v Speaker 1>We've been recording my hamstring recording for so long that.

701
00:40:40.280 --> 00:40:42.320
<v Speaker 2>I get those two.

702
00:40:42.880 --> 00:40:44.800
<v Speaker 1>I need you to bow your head. I need you

703
00:40:44.840 --> 00:40:48.440
<v Speaker 1>to bow your head, my battery head, bow your head,

704
00:40:48.480 --> 00:40:49.039
<v Speaker 1>bow your head.

705
00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:50.000
<v Speaker 2>What happened?

706
00:40:50.280 --> 00:40:51.719
<v Speaker 1>We need to have a moment of silence.

707
00:40:51.880 --> 00:40:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, what happened?

708
00:40:55.760 --> 00:40:59.559
<v Speaker 1>Okay, because we're going to talk about crumbs.

709
00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:03.400
<v Speaker 2>Crumbs, Oh the cat yeah.

710
00:41:03.880 --> 00:41:06.079
<v Speaker 1>Crumbs is no longer with us.

711
00:41:06.639 --> 00:41:12.480
<v Speaker 4>That fat bastard's gone the INSTA famous world's fattest cat, Crumbs,

712
00:41:13.960 --> 00:41:17.760
<v Speaker 4>has died sadly weeks after being sent to a feline

713
00:41:17.800 --> 00:41:22.679
<v Speaker 4>fat camp. The vets in charge of the fat camp

714
00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:29.079
<v Speaker 4>say crumbs extensive layers of flab had hidden cancerous tumors

715
00:41:29.079 --> 00:41:32.400
<v Speaker 4>from them, so even whatever equipment they were using to

716
00:41:32.440 --> 00:41:35.079
<v Speaker 4>do scans and everything else, the cat was so frickin'

717
00:41:35.119 --> 00:41:40.239
<v Speaker 4>fat that they couldn't they couldn't find them. Crumbs went

718
00:41:40.360 --> 00:41:42.719
<v Speaker 4>viral after he was rescued from the basement of a

719
00:41:42.800 --> 00:41:47.400
<v Speaker 4>Russian hospital, where he was raised on a diet of scraps,

720
00:41:47.679 --> 00:41:52.000
<v Speaker 4>biscuits and soup. Well, he must have been sucking down

721
00:41:52.039 --> 00:41:53.679
<v Speaker 4>a lot of motz of ball soup to get to

722
00:41:53.719 --> 00:41:54.760
<v Speaker 4>thirty eight pounds, but.

723
00:41:56.199 --> 00:42:00.360
<v Speaker 1>Crumbs found some success slimming down at a special veteraninary

724
00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:04.559
<v Speaker 1>wheat loss center in Russia, where he lost seven pounds

725
00:42:05.119 --> 00:42:10.360
<v Speaker 1>and then suddenly developed breathing problems and died on Saturday.

726
00:42:10.679 --> 00:42:13.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, that sucks.

727
00:42:13.119 --> 00:42:14.519
<v Speaker 1>I sent you a picture of I.

728
00:42:16.519 --> 00:42:21.559
<v Speaker 2>Saw it's Look, it's great, she's holding it. It's like

729
00:42:21.719 --> 00:42:24.639
<v Speaker 2>it's obviously so heavy. It's a head and.

730
00:42:26.320 --> 00:42:28.360
<v Speaker 1>Kind of fat is that freaking cat?

731
00:42:28.679 --> 00:42:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's like the people on my six hundred pound life.

732
00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:36.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean, somebody's feeding the cat. But I've never seen

733
00:42:36.920 --> 00:42:39.320
<v Speaker 2>a cat. I had a cat named Tabitha that we

734
00:42:39.480 --> 00:42:41.800
<v Speaker 2>thought was fat, and it turned out there was a

735
00:42:41.880 --> 00:42:44.360
<v Speaker 2>huge tumor in the stomach. And one day in the

736
00:42:44.480 --> 00:42:49.239
<v Speaker 2>kitchen she for some reason got caught on her belly

737
00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:52.440
<v Speaker 2>when she went outside, and all this puss was draining,

738
00:42:53.119 --> 00:42:56.079
<v Speaker 2>and we're going, we had no idea, we didn't know

739
00:42:56.119 --> 00:42:58.159
<v Speaker 2>she had a tumb. We thought she was fat, and

740
00:42:58.199 --> 00:43:01.079
<v Speaker 2>it turns out she had a gigantic too, and she

741
00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:04.199
<v Speaker 2>didn't live too much longer. But I know what that's

742
00:43:04.280 --> 00:43:06.719
<v Speaker 2>like when cats still look big because they're fluffy and

743
00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:09.800
<v Speaker 2>there's a tumor in there, but crumbs. I've never seen

744
00:43:09.840 --> 00:43:13.280
<v Speaker 2>anything neared thirty eight pounds on a cat that is.

745
00:43:13.960 --> 00:43:18.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know this this wasn't uh three dogs in bed.

746
00:43:18.880 --> 00:43:22.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah No, that wasn't the The fat wasn't about the tumors.

747
00:43:23.480 --> 00:43:28.639
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, now the vets are trying to like distance

748
00:43:28.679 --> 00:43:33.000
<v Speaker 1>themselves and and and not take any responsibility for what

749
00:43:33.039 --> 00:43:35.400
<v Speaker 1>happened here. But vets at the diet in Center say

750
00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:38.360
<v Speaker 1>that the fat the fat cats. Layers of flab were

751
00:43:38.440 --> 00:43:42.039
<v Speaker 1>so deep that scans ultimately failed to show he had

752
00:43:42.079 --> 00:43:46.440
<v Speaker 1>cancerous tumors developed on his spleen and other internal organs.

753
00:43:46.960 --> 00:43:50.400
<v Speaker 1>Galiana Moore, the vet that treated Crumbs, said she believes

754
00:43:50.440 --> 00:43:54.800
<v Speaker 1>the tumors triggered multiple organs to collapse. Crumb's official cause

755
00:43:54.840 --> 00:43:59.039
<v Speaker 1>of death was still pending, based upon a full post

756
00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:03.800
<v Speaker 1>mortem exam, so we got the metal examiner called Quincy

757
00:44:03.880 --> 00:44:07.760
<v Speaker 1>in Here to to do the analysis, because you know,

758
00:44:07.800 --> 00:44:10.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking you could just write fat on the cause

759
00:44:10.960 --> 00:44:15.400
<v Speaker 1>of death, fat, like maybe you write really fat, but

760
00:44:15.480 --> 00:44:20.719
<v Speaker 1>really fat. We could not do an ultrasound, but we

761
00:44:20.880 --> 00:44:24.400
<v Speaker 1>constantly like, but we constantly monitored his help because we

762
00:44:24.519 --> 00:44:28.559
<v Speaker 1>understood that excess weight does not just happen. Crumbs tests

763
00:44:28.599 --> 00:44:31.519
<v Speaker 1>were all normal as well in the weeks leading up

764
00:44:31.559 --> 00:44:33.679
<v Speaker 1>to his death. She said, how could his tests have

765
00:44:33.679 --> 00:44:36.519
<v Speaker 1>been normal? It was so heavy he could not walk,

766
00:44:38.360 --> 00:44:43.280
<v Speaker 1>followed a strict diet and exercise regimen that included no

767
00:44:43.280 --> 00:44:46.000
<v Speaker 1>no I saw. I saw this video and I should

768
00:44:46.000 --> 00:44:48.199
<v Speaker 1>have sent it to you because it was so fucking funny.

769
00:44:48.039 --> 00:44:54.320
<v Speaker 1>They're doing the underwater treadmill with Crumbs. So despite their

770
00:44:54.360 --> 00:44:59.519
<v Speaker 1>best efforts crumbs. Heartbroken caretakers noted in a statement that quote,

771
00:44:59.559 --> 00:45:03.199
<v Speaker 1>sometimes miracles do not happen. Sometimes even the strongest cats

772
00:45:03.280 --> 00:45:08.320
<v Speaker 1>cannot cope. Sometimes even the best doctors, rehability, rehabilitation centers,

773
00:45:08.639 --> 00:45:11.559
<v Speaker 1>and support from people around the world are not able

774
00:45:11.599 --> 00:45:16.039
<v Speaker 1>to help. Well, that's very sad and drums. Look, I

775
00:45:16.079 --> 00:45:19.920
<v Speaker 1>don't want to hear from cat people. I'm not thirty

776
00:45:19.960 --> 00:45:23.800
<v Speaker 1>eight pounds, come on the cat. No, there's a time

777
00:45:23.840 --> 00:45:24.480
<v Speaker 1>bomb the cat.

778
00:45:25.639 --> 00:45:30.039
<v Speaker 2>After ten pounds. You got to start really considering what

779
00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:32.639
<v Speaker 2>you're doing to this cat because they don't have any

780
00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:36.519
<v Speaker 2>kind of, you know, genetic makeup. I don't think cats

781
00:45:36.559 --> 00:45:39.480
<v Speaker 2>have makeups so they can be heavy like humans can.

782
00:45:39.599 --> 00:45:42.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't think that exists in the cat where she's

783
00:45:42.320 --> 00:45:46.119
<v Speaker 2>like the chrissy mets of cats. This crumbs, you know, like,

784
00:45:46.280 --> 00:45:48.239
<v Speaker 2>how does it is it in a jeans that she

785
00:45:48.440 --> 00:45:49.480
<v Speaker 2>just go his jeans?

786
00:45:50.800 --> 00:45:53.400
<v Speaker 1>It's no, it's in that Russian soup. I don't know

787
00:45:53.440 --> 00:45:54.039
<v Speaker 1>what they put in.

788
00:45:53.960 --> 00:45:56.880
<v Speaker 2>The fut of borsh. I don't know what they got

789
00:45:56.880 --> 00:45:59.280
<v Speaker 2>going there. I like, I'm not a cat guy. I mean,

790
00:45:59.320 --> 00:46:01.800
<v Speaker 2>I've had cats, and I enjoy a cat, but I'm

791
00:46:01.840 --> 00:46:04.519
<v Speaker 2>not you know, over the moon about. I'm a dog guy,

792
00:46:05.159 --> 00:46:07.880
<v Speaker 2>especially since I always heard and this will applied to

793
00:46:08.440 --> 00:46:11.840
<v Speaker 2>gaining weight. I've always heard that if God forbid you

794
00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:15.119
<v Speaker 2>drop dead in your home and you have a dog,

795
00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:18.400
<v Speaker 2>the dog will stand by you and never leave your side.

796
00:46:19.199 --> 00:46:21.719
<v Speaker 2>And I know that because when my nephew died and

797
00:46:21.760 --> 00:46:23.920
<v Speaker 2>my wife went to the apartment to find him, the

798
00:46:23.960 --> 00:46:27.559
<v Speaker 2>dogs are there. But a cat eventually will begin to

799
00:46:27.719 --> 00:46:32.639
<v Speaker 2>eat your dead body. That's really yeah, that's what I read.

800
00:46:32.920 --> 00:46:35.360
<v Speaker 2>Scientists say that eventually a cat will eat.

801
00:46:36.039 --> 00:46:38.480
<v Speaker 1>In the case of crumbs, he won't just begin.

802
00:46:41.280 --> 00:46:43.519
<v Speaker 2>Pretty far pretty far down.

803
00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:45.440
<v Speaker 1>Depending on how many days it takes to find you.

804
00:46:45.679 --> 00:46:48.079
<v Speaker 2>Drumbs doesn't push away from the table too often.

805
00:46:48.559 --> 00:46:53.599
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you know those bathroom bodyworks stores.

806
00:46:53.239 --> 00:46:55.559
<v Speaker 2>In the Yeah, I got candles there.

807
00:46:55.639 --> 00:46:58.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, there's one in like every single mall right. Well,

808
00:46:58.840 --> 00:47:02.360
<v Speaker 1>you know the company claim that they put diversity, equality

809
00:47:03.000 --> 00:47:05.519
<v Speaker 1>and inclusion, you know, all the DEI stuff at the

810
00:47:05.519 --> 00:47:09.519
<v Speaker 1>heart of everything that they do. Of course, well it

811
00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:13.760
<v Speaker 1>appears that maybe they are too focused on DEI and

812
00:47:13.840 --> 00:47:18.679
<v Speaker 1>not focused enough on QA as in quality assurance. Because

813
00:47:19.679 --> 00:47:25.000
<v Speaker 1>they made a little they made a major boogle. The

814
00:47:25.079 --> 00:47:28.440
<v Speaker 1>company has gotten slammed on social media after releasing a

815
00:47:28.480 --> 00:47:33.519
<v Speaker 1>new candle with a design, I sent you a picture.

816
00:47:34.440 --> 00:47:35.599
<v Speaker 2>It's ridiculous.

817
00:47:36.280 --> 00:47:40.679
<v Speaker 1>It's hysterical with a design that looks exactly like Ku

818
00:47:40.800 --> 00:47:45.679
<v Speaker 1>Klux Klan hoods. I mean, it's truly amazing, it's perfect.

819
00:47:45.760 --> 00:47:47.840
<v Speaker 2>How do you they say they have to see it?

820
00:47:48.400 --> 00:47:50.239
<v Speaker 2>But you're racist in this place.

821
00:47:50.320 --> 00:47:53.559
<v Speaker 5>It's so obvious now it's a big fucking DEI shop.

822
00:47:54.760 --> 00:47:59.800
<v Speaker 5>The Bathroom body Works snowed in candle supposedly features a

823
00:48:00.079 --> 00:48:03.480
<v Speaker 5>snow that's supposed to be a freaking snowflake a snowflake design,

824
00:48:03.639 --> 00:48:07.400
<v Speaker 5>but most people agreed the snowflakes resembled the hoods of

825
00:48:07.440 --> 00:48:08.440
<v Speaker 5>the infamous.

826
00:48:08.000 --> 00:48:13.199
<v Speaker 1>Hate and Bathom body Works quickly removed the so called clandals.

827
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<v Speaker 2>Great Landals.

828
00:48:16.519 --> 00:48:21.320
<v Speaker 1>They removed the Klandals from its online shop and issued

829
00:48:21.360 --> 00:48:25.400
<v Speaker 1>an official apology. At Bathom body Works, we are committed

830
00:48:25.400 --> 00:48:28.599
<v Speaker 1>to listening to our teams and customers and committing to

831
00:48:28.679 --> 00:48:32.840
<v Speaker 1>fixing any mistakes we make, even those that are unintentional

832
00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:36.320
<v Speaker 1>like this one. We apologize to anyone we've offended and

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<v Speaker 1>are swiftly working to have this item removed and are

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<v Speaker 1>evaluating our process going forward. So remember the day we

835
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<v Speaker 1>found out who the the VP of marketing was that

836
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<v Speaker 1>the hier the weirdos at bud Light. Yeah, okay, the

837
00:48:54.760 --> 00:48:59.480
<v Speaker 1>VP of marketing at Bathroom Bodyworks that decided to put

838
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<v Speaker 1>that's got it.

839
00:49:03.199 --> 00:49:06.519
<v Speaker 2>You gotta go, you gotta go. It's it's not even like, oh,

840
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<v Speaker 2>if you turn your head and squint, you might see it.

841
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<v Speaker 2>It's so blatant. It's white hoods with two black eyes

842
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<v Speaker 2>like it's perfect. It couldn't have made it better.

843
00:49:18.960 --> 00:49:21.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean, the company said. The company said that they

844
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<v Speaker 1>are sending all the excess product to their stores in Louisiana.

845
00:49:26.800 --> 00:49:28.639
<v Speaker 1>They think where they think they can liquidate.

846
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<v Speaker 2>Of course, you drive a truck. Just take your truck

847
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<v Speaker 2>around Louisiana, Arkansas.

848
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<v Speaker 1>Sorry Louisiana friends.

849
00:49:39.480 --> 00:49:42.519
<v Speaker 2>That's crazy. I know that, dude.

850
00:49:42.559 --> 00:49:46.679
<v Speaker 1>I just keep looking at this candle. The thing and.

851
00:49:46.679 --> 00:49:50.440
<v Speaker 2>What was in the meeting is you've been you've been

852
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<v Speaker 2>a businessman. You know about big meetings with a bunch

853
00:49:53.920 --> 00:49:56.039
<v Speaker 2>of people in a big room with the conference table.

854
00:49:56.320 --> 00:49:59.039
<v Speaker 2>How the fuck does this come across so many eyeballs

855
00:49:59.039 --> 00:50:01.039
<v Speaker 2>and no one goes is it just me? Does that

856
00:50:01.159 --> 00:50:02.239
<v Speaker 2>look a little clannish?

857
00:50:02.519 --> 00:50:06.679
<v Speaker 1>Here's how it happens. The senior executive in that meeting,

858
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<v Speaker 1>didn't get it, didn't see it right, you know, I

859
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<v Speaker 1>mean saw it, but didn't get it. It didn't register.

860
00:50:15.639 --> 00:50:20.440
<v Speaker 1>And every person in that room was scared to death

861
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<v Speaker 1>to speak the truth because for fear of that individual.

862
00:50:25.079 --> 00:50:28.559
<v Speaker 1>And that's what happens in these stupid companies. And so

863
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<v Speaker 1>this thing got that far out the door and got

864
00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:36.199
<v Speaker 1>distributed all the way in their stores before anyone realized

865
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<v Speaker 1>what the hell they had done. But it is pretty

866
00:50:40.199 --> 00:50:40.920
<v Speaker 1>freak funny.

867
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<v Speaker 2>I've been in. Well, the one meeting I was in

868
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<v Speaker 2>in terms of show biz was when I was I

869
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<v Speaker 2>got cast at a show that was going to be

870
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<v Speaker 2>a Fox series based on the guy who produced American Isle,

871
00:50:54.800 --> 00:50:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Simon Fuller, Huge, And it's about three different families that

872
00:50:59.079 --> 00:51:02.639
<v Speaker 2>were displaced from Katrina and they lived in different cities,

873
00:51:02.639 --> 00:51:05.760
<v Speaker 2>and I represented and the other actress was the Italian family.

874
00:51:05.800 --> 00:51:08.119
<v Speaker 2>There was a Black family and another family and it

875
00:51:08.159 --> 00:51:10.440
<v Speaker 2>was about our lives and it was a home run.

876
00:51:10.480 --> 00:51:13.039
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be on after American Idol at Simon Fuller.

877
00:51:13.440 --> 00:51:16.719
<v Speaker 2>How could this not work? And then I started to

878
00:51:16.760 --> 00:51:18.639
<v Speaker 2>do the scenes and work on the movie and we

879
00:51:18.679 --> 00:51:21.639
<v Speaker 2>had a big meeting in the conference room at that

880
00:51:21.719 --> 00:51:25.719
<v Speaker 2>what's the name of the company, nineteen entertainment. I think, okay, well,

881
00:51:25.880 --> 00:51:30.400
<v Speaker 2>the fucking conference room table is an airplane wing, a

882
00:51:30.440 --> 00:51:33.920
<v Speaker 2>real airplane wing. That's how big it is. And I

883
00:51:34.079 --> 00:51:36.880
<v Speaker 2>was in no way gonna tell Simon Fuller I think

884
00:51:36.920 --> 00:51:40.280
<v Speaker 2>we're off the mark on a couple of scenes because

885
00:51:40.320 --> 00:51:43.000
<v Speaker 2>he's Simon Fuller. But I could tell this is not

886
00:51:43.440 --> 00:51:47.599
<v Speaker 2>gonna work. So I know, sometimes you're in those meetings

887
00:51:47.599 --> 00:51:50.159
<v Speaker 2>and you just can't pull the trigger on telling somebody

888
00:51:50.159 --> 00:51:53.840
<v Speaker 2>in charge, we gotta do this differently. And there you

889
00:51:53.920 --> 00:51:58.280
<v Speaker 2>go with clam candle clandals. It's perfect, crandles perfect.

890
00:51:58.519 --> 00:52:00.760
<v Speaker 1>I want. I wonder if you could I am anywhere,

891
00:52:00.760 --> 00:52:04.280
<v Speaker 1>we'll I'll have to see if somewhere.

892
00:52:04.039 --> 00:52:08.079
<v Speaker 2>Does she still is Gwenna still selling a vagina candles? Oh? Yeah,

893
00:52:09.320 --> 00:52:15.559
<v Speaker 2>well doesn't Kenny Kenny Kenny ships their products. He's got Google,

894
00:52:15.639 --> 00:52:19.320
<v Speaker 2>He's got he's got the Goop, He's got Goop. So

895
00:52:19.440 --> 00:52:21.000
<v Speaker 2>funny they did.

896
00:52:21.559 --> 00:52:22.599
<v Speaker 1>Does that not shock me?

897
00:52:24.719 --> 00:52:27.000
<v Speaker 2>I know? I said, do you know what they do?

898
00:52:27.079 --> 00:52:28.440
<v Speaker 2>He goes, I don't give a ship. They do. They

899
00:52:28.519 --> 00:52:29.360
<v Speaker 2>pay me a lot of money.

900
00:52:29.280 --> 00:52:33.159
<v Speaker 1>I go, okay, okay, well that that would just be

901
00:52:33.280 --> 00:52:38.440
<v Speaker 1>more incentive for for Kenny. Well, look, folks, you know,

902
00:52:38.519 --> 00:52:42.679
<v Speaker 1>we call this everything as a bitch because we uh like,

903
00:52:42.880 --> 00:52:46.440
<v Speaker 1>we span the universe to find some of the just

904
00:52:46.760 --> 00:52:50.519
<v Speaker 1>most ridiculous ship that's out there. And we definitely got

905
00:52:50.960 --> 00:52:56.599
<v Speaker 1>some ridiculous ship today. Between stealing fish, pounds of cheese

906
00:52:56.800 --> 00:53:06.639
<v Speaker 1>to uh to uh masturbation as Democrats cats to fat cats,

907
00:53:06.920 --> 00:53:09.000
<v Speaker 1>we uh, we did a little bit of everything. Dude.

908
00:53:09.199 --> 00:53:11.679
<v Speaker 2>Next week, Mike, next week, we're going to have a

909
00:53:11.679 --> 00:53:13.519
<v Speaker 2>new president next show.

910
00:53:13.719 --> 00:53:16.880
<v Speaker 1>So you know what, dude, there's no there's no way

911
00:53:16.920 --> 00:53:17.360
<v Speaker 1>we will know.

912
00:53:18.360 --> 00:53:19.079
<v Speaker 2>We mean will know.

913
00:53:19.519 --> 00:53:20.639
<v Speaker 1>There's no way we will know.

914
00:53:21.559 --> 00:53:21.800
<v Speaker 2>Bye.

915
00:53:22.840 --> 00:53:24.679
<v Speaker 1>I don't think we'll know by next Friday.

916
00:53:24.800 --> 00:53:27.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I see what you're saying. That's I hate that

917
00:53:27.239 --> 00:53:29.199
<v Speaker 2>aspect of it. I really can't. It's awful.

918
00:53:29.239 --> 00:53:32.199
<v Speaker 1>It's positively ridiculous.

919
00:53:32.280 --> 00:53:34.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.

920
00:53:34.400 --> 00:53:37.199
<v Speaker 1>I mean, if we ran this thing the right way,

921
00:53:37.320 --> 00:53:37.960
<v Speaker 1>we would know.

922
00:53:38.360 --> 00:53:41.320
<v Speaker 2>That night, that's that night who's president.

923
00:53:41.440 --> 00:53:45.519
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna go insane and it causes so much angst

924
00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:49.719
<v Speaker 1>amongst it. Just the suspicion runs wild because of that,

925
00:53:50.039 --> 00:53:52.440
<v Speaker 1>we're going to be sitting here, it's going to be

926
00:53:52.599 --> 00:53:55.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, two thirty to two forty and we're gonna

927
00:53:55.880 --> 00:54:01.800
<v Speaker 1>be waiting on uh, Michigan and Pennsylvania. And I mean, and.

928
00:54:01.800 --> 00:54:05.159
<v Speaker 2>You can't even believe both networks are gonna call it differently.

929
00:54:05.480 --> 00:54:09.079
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna say she's leading, and Fox will say he's leading.

930
00:54:09.119 --> 00:54:12.199
<v Speaker 2>We're not gonna know the truth. But I still hold

931
00:54:12.280 --> 00:54:16.039
<v Speaker 2>on to my beliefs that it's not even close. I

932
00:54:16.079 --> 00:54:19.480
<v Speaker 2>think Trump wins the electoral and the popular. What I've

933
00:54:19.480 --> 00:54:22.840
<v Speaker 2>seen the last week or two is something that I

934
00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:26.760
<v Speaker 2>think you can agree. We've never witnessed a presidential candidate

935
00:54:27.440 --> 00:54:31.360
<v Speaker 2>be this much. Uh you could say admired. I know

936
00:54:31.440 --> 00:54:35.599
<v Speaker 2>he's also hated, but what a scene Madison Square Garden

937
00:54:36.119 --> 00:54:41.159
<v Speaker 2>jam packed, seventy thousand people outside Allegedly Kamala is getting

938
00:54:41.280 --> 00:54:44.000
<v Speaker 2>getting a good, good group of people too. It ain't

939
00:54:44.119 --> 00:54:45.400
<v Speaker 2>just she's not alone.

940
00:54:46.000 --> 00:54:50.519
<v Speaker 1>It's just it's only if Beyonce is rumored to.

941
00:54:51.840 --> 00:54:54.760
<v Speaker 2>Some ship that was Yeah, but.

942
00:54:57.239 --> 00:55:02.719
<v Speaker 1>You guardians, he could win the popular vote and lose

943
00:55:02.760 --> 00:55:04.599
<v Speaker 1>the total. That could happen.

944
00:55:05.119 --> 00:55:05.679
<v Speaker 2>Just don't see.

945
00:55:06.360 --> 00:55:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Well it could happen because like Hillary, he could, He

946
00:55:10.400 --> 00:55:13.639
<v Speaker 1>could do so much better in California and New York

947
00:55:13.920 --> 00:55:19.079
<v Speaker 1>then he has done historically. Still will lose by ten

948
00:55:19.159 --> 00:55:23.239
<v Speaker 1>plus points in each of those states. But but there

949
00:55:23.239 --> 00:55:27.000
<v Speaker 1>are so many votes in those states that it tilts

950
00:55:27.039 --> 00:55:31.360
<v Speaker 1>the whole balance of this algebra to where the popular

951
00:55:31.639 --> 00:55:35.079
<v Speaker 1>is a lot closer. But then you know, loses by

952
00:55:35.079 --> 00:55:38.960
<v Speaker 1>a pubic hair in seven yeah, in seven swing states.

953
00:55:39.000 --> 00:55:44.599
<v Speaker 1>And you know, look, the best thing is win by

954
00:55:44.639 --> 00:55:46.519
<v Speaker 1>a lot or lose by a lot.

955
00:55:47.199 --> 00:55:50.360
<v Speaker 2>And you know, don't put it in the officials hands.

956
00:55:50.440 --> 00:55:52.119
<v Speaker 2>Don't put the referees hands.

957
00:55:52.159 --> 00:55:56.440
<v Speaker 1>Just win the Senate or save the House. Do something

958
00:55:56.559 --> 00:55:59.880
<v Speaker 1>to make sure that we don't have a government completely

959
00:56:00.079 --> 00:56:05.639
<v Speaker 1>controlled by the by the Democrats. But anyway, uh, this

960
00:56:05.800 --> 00:56:06.760
<v Speaker 1>was fun, dude.

961
00:56:06.599 --> 00:56:08.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah baby, nice to see you again. I'll I got

962
00:56:08.719 --> 00:56:11.440
<v Speaker 2>to work and do the fame Patreon and I got

963
00:56:11.440 --> 00:56:13.320
<v Speaker 2>a free show up as well, so I'll be busy

964
00:56:13.719 --> 00:56:16.039
<v Speaker 2>the next few hours, but I'll let you know when

965
00:56:16.039 --> 00:56:17.920
<v Speaker 2>everything's taken care of and go for it.

966
00:56:17.960 --> 00:56:21.920
<v Speaker 1>You have my permission to repeat the drums story more people.

967
00:56:22.239 --> 00:56:25.760
<v Speaker 1>More people need to know about crimes. Absolutely, the tragedy there,

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00:56:25.840 --> 00:56:29.639
<v Speaker 1>absolutely all right, folks, don't forget share, tell a friend.

969
00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:31.760
<v Speaker 1>We need some listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah see you do, go all right,