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Speaker 2: I'm now listening to soft core history.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to sophomore History. I'm your

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host of the week, dam Richester, joined as always by

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Rob Fox.

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 1: How are we doing?

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Speaker 2: Can I get it? You're welcome?

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Speaker 1: What'd you do for me?

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Speaker 2: Took care of your fucking dog all weekend?

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Speaker 1: That is true, like a day and a half all

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fucking weekend. Now he's laying on the couch. Yeah, being

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a good boy for now.

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Speaker 2: Jeez, he's a pro. He's a pro. He Uh. He

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always took shits real fast when he needed to poop. Yeah,

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pete and piece immediately, piece as soon as he gets

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down the stairs.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes he doesn't even wait to get down the stairs. Nice.

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Speaker 2: Nice, I like that he's got old hips. But I

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was I was nice to chase. And when I brought

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the boys my two children over, two of my three children,

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I should say them to the dog park and let

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them run around, and the boys were chasing them in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're welcome. Actually you're giving your children entertainment.

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Speaker 2: You really did, actually like save me this weekend because

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I was like, I don't know what fun I'm gonna.

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Speaker 1: Do my kids this week, I'm over at the Renfair

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doing content. Yeah no for our Patreon Patreon dot com

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slash software history. Two additional episodes every week Monday Friday,

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and then this week I want to drop a bonus

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episode from the Renfair.

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Speaker 2: A ren Fair from the ren Fair episode.

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Speaker 1: One thirty in the morning me Randy Scott Lopez.

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Speaker 2: Boosh, but intercut with like interviews and stuff. One of

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our high well easily our highest production value one since

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the uh the audio the short Story audio book.

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Speaker 1: This is a good one. Yeah, you get high quality

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shot nonsense. I can't I and the boys brought it.

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They were drunk and high on everything.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait. This is why you need to drink

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on this podcast, by the way, but I tend to agree. Yeah, yeah,

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you need to be cracking beers with me.

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Speaker 1: It's like our two Days where they encourage drinking.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the lawyer was like, you can't encourage

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your employees to drink at work.

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Speaker 1: They try to drive, they drive here. Yeah, I'm in

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Renfair mode. I'm gonna kind of switch over to the

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Revolutionary War mode, okay, because obviously Ken Burns is about

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to drop this week November eleventh, so.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do reactions to every episode of that, also

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in the Patreon, also on the Patreon. But we're also

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gonna do reactions to a show that I believe is

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already out, Death by Lightning, Death by Lightning. What is

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it streaming on?

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Speaker 1: I don't remember Netflix.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's Netflix.

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Speaker 1: You should have it. So it's a full drop, I believe.

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So I haven't looked at it.

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Speaker 2: It's not week by week. It's full drop.

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Speaker 1: That's usually how Netflix does it. Okay, Yeah, it's a

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mini series. Okay, cool, it's not really a TV show.

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Speaker 2: Man. I gotta say that show looks or mini series

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looks incredible, and they're cucking it kind of because strange

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things drops in like four days.

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Speaker 1: This is just for you know, the hard course people

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that love history. People listen to the show even though

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this show's made for the hardcore history fans.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and ken Burns would be even more ashamed of us.

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Speaker 1: Dan Carlin ken Burns would both be discussed by our show.

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But here we are, Mama, we are sort of making it. Yeah, Mama,

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we're getting getting by Mama.

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Speaker 2: We're doing stuff.

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Speaker 1: I'm paying the rent. Yeah, this is mine the job,

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So please tell a friend about the show. And that's

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enough preamble. I'm sure that turned off enough new listeners.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get into about twenty minutes of ads and

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then the show will start.

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Speaker 1: We turned down ads.

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Speaker 2: Actually we do throw away money.

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Speaker 1: Today we're going to talk about a man by the

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name of Peter Francisco.

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Speaker 2: Okay, a Spaniard Portuguese Portuguese.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So he's originally born Pedro Francisco on July ninth,

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seventeen sixty in the Azores. So I don't even know

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what the Azors technically fall under back then at that time,

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like some just random duke owned it or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, who could say? They're Portuguese now right.

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Speaker 1: Their Portuguese. Now they're beautiful. I think they're like tropic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah they are. They're like the one part of technically Europe.

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It's like that's Europe's Hawaii. Let's just call it Europ's Hawaii.

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Speaker 1: It's right there too. Yeah, it's like one of the

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easier countries to get to. Yeah, they're parts of Europe.

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Speaker 2: To go to the Zoris at this point, I go

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to the Zoris. Ever a Beza, What am I gonna

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do it?

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Speaker 1: At Beza?

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Speaker 2: I don't want to take xts to see I'm fucking

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thirty nine.

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Speaker 1: Wait for that midlife crisis and that divorce.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get divorced until the kids are old

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enough to understand why I needed a new piece. Stay

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together for the kids, Stay together for the kids. I

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actually the number Okay, first off, for those who don't know,

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my marriage is not in any way in trouble. But secondly, it.

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Speaker 1: Should be lost with value the welles there.

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Speaker 2: Financially, I'm the only one of the job right now.

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I don't want to deal with that alimony either. You

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get a prenup the that would benefit her if anything, um.

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Speaker 1: And we'll get to prenups.

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Speaker 2: Let Yeah. The the number one reason that I would

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like I would grit through this. The shittiest marriage is

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a it's a it's two part. One A is I

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don't want to only get my kids for fifty percent

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of their childhood and.

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Speaker 1: Be oh, battle and court baby, get a good lawyer.

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Speaker 2: Not winning that, not winning that.

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Speaker 1: Uh So you can get holidays every other holiday.

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Speaker 2: You get them for well, you love Halloween, so not Halloween.

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You love Christmas and not Christmas. You can have them

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for Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 1: Give them for Veterans President's Day. Veterans Day works too.

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Just give her comb Bank Holidays Columbus Day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the bank, you get the Bank Holidays.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: The other reason is I just like because she would

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Speaker 1: Obviously she's doing better.

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Speaker 2: No, now that even she's doing better, I don't want

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another man around my children.

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Speaker 1: Teaches them how to hunt cook sounds worse already.

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Speaker 2: Fish, I don't great. Great one of redneck children. Wonderful.

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Speaker 1: You're too good for end nick children.

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Speaker 2: You can get them a dirt bike.

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Speaker 1: So we were actually supposed to have a bigger group

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for the ren Fair this weekend, but are like too

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Speaker 2: I get that. I hate camping.

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into that category. Soft fucking Oh yeah, yeah, let's go

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fucking just sleep on the dirt, smell like shits, dope.

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Speaker 2: Need a shower every day that showers there. Yeah, I'm

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not showering in that fucking dog shit.

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Speaker 1: I didn't shower though, because I wanted to be in

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Speaker 2: Here's how I would do it. I would do it

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if they had Renaissance era baths.

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Speaker 1: Although it was Hero and Villain Weekend, so there's a

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ton of like superhero costumes. That's dog shit, flame as hell.

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Speaker 2: If you show up to the ren Fair and anything

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other than a at least semi era accurate, because the

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thing is, you showed up in a Crusader outfit one time,

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and that's not even era accurate. But I'll I'll let

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Speaker 1: I'll allow it.

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Speaker 2: It's better than iron Man.

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Speaker 1: There was a medieval Superman, which I did allow to pass.

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Speaker 2: That's fair, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: That was cool. Wolverine, Sure he's immortal essentially.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was. He was born in like the

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eighteen hundreds. His first war was the Civil War. He

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with the Civil War, so it doesn't pass.

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Speaker 1: I guess theoretically he could be alive.

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Speaker 2: Though, No, he was born in the eighteen hundreds, all right.

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Speaker 1: Canonically, I don't know the canon of Marvel.

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clips of movies and I saw the origin story. Yeah,

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from that shitty Wolverine movie.

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Speaker 1: I have no consequences now because there's so many different universes.

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Speaker 2: Whatever. Yeah, it's anything.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, Actually, all these superheroes fall as long as

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Wolverine is bisexual and black and fought for solidude.

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Speaker 1: Listen, if we can get the finance.

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Speaker 2: And sure, we can get the finance for that.

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Speaker 1: So in May of seventeen sixty five, Pedro was playing

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with his sister in the gardens of their affluent home

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in Porto Judeo when moorsh pirates kidnapped him. So a

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five year old tale as old as time kidnapped pirates.

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and some believe Pedro's abduction was actually set up by

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them to protect him from their foes.

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Speaker 2: Oh, they paid the pirates to get amount of dollars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a theory. Okay, there's no confirmation of that,

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Speaker 2: Pay to send him somewhere nicer.

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Speaker 1: Then then a pirate ship.

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Speaker 2: Galley of a pirate ship in the seventeen hundreds.

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Speaker 1: June twenty third, seventeen sixty five, just shows up abandoned

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Speaker 2: Your parents are crushing it.

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Speaker 1: Send them to Virginia.

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Speaker 2: What a plan? All right, we're afraid that he might

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be in trouble, we don't know for sure. Kidnap him,

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drop him off on a dock in this mysterious new continent.

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We don't know. It's like the equivalent now of me

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being like, take my child, put him on a space

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shuttle and just drop him off at the Moon base.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why not? There's nothing for him here this chase.

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Your third kid didn't get to Seat Chase.

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Speaker 2: He didn't get the Sea chase.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so sammy, Sammy can go to them.

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Speaker 2: Go to the moon launch site.

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Speaker 1: He did not speak English, and no one understood what

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he said, except that he kept repeating his name, Pedro Francisco,

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Petro Francisco, Patro Francisco, so they of course called him Peter.

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Speaker 2: Well that's the translations. They're like, we're just we're not

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doing that. This poor child. This is horrible, I mean,

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this is horrifying.

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Speaker 1: Revolutionary War Hero the origin story.

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Speaker 2: So he's five and seven, he's five and.

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Speaker 1: What seventeen sixty five, he has a teen when he

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fights in the Revolutionary Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The math is interesting, but okay, think.

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Speaker 1: Of how many teens were fighting in war in general. No,

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a ton people lied about their age in World War

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Speaker 2: Yep, yep, absolutely had babies fight. I think that I

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saw a video of the day I got served a

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reel of some kid who was fourteen and lied his

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World War Two if you're an American.

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Speaker 1: And he got honorably discharged because they found out his age.

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Speaker 2: They found his age, and he got into a bomber group.

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He was serving on a fucking B twenty four or whatever,

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Speaker 1: Didn't matter who's getting bodies.

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least if Masters of the Air taught me anything, They

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had fun between flights. They got off the plane. There

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was a bar.

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Speaker 1: Sure have definitely worth going to war so you can drink.

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Speaker 2: They seemed like they had fun between flights. Based on

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one show, I've seen Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally accurate representation of what really happened.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: At first, authorities gave Peter a bed in which to

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sleep at a warehouse on the wharf. The local housewives

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saw him and he was well fed, so he was

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kind of like a community child.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, thank god. I mean, people are this is

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the thing, Like, people are horrible, but also people are

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very sweet.

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Speaker 1: And people are sweet, especially the kids.

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Speaker 2: You're not going yet, especially to children. Yes, and you're

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not gonna see a.

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Speaker 1: Fun you have the rich elite, of course, who are

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the worst of kids? Who the rich elite terrible to kids? Sure, listen, man,

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you're real did good. The other day we got to

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talk about reptilians and we had to talk about Yeah,

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a certain group that ends with Jay. Go check out

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the worst reel I've ever posted. That got seven million views, three.

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Speaker 2: Point seven million views and counting, like literally the dumbest

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I posted so many really funny things, and this dumbass

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reel is going mega viral.

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Speaker 1: You gotta play the game.

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Speaker 2: Gotta play the game.

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Speaker 1: Later in the year, he was taken to the Prince

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George County Poorhouse, where he had remained until Judge Anthony

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Winston took him to his home, hunting Tower Plantation in

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Buckingham County, Virginia.

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Speaker 2: Well, cancel him. He's getting milkshake. Ducked now he's now

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slaves are doing stuff for him.

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Speaker 1: No, he's an indenture servant.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, cool, cool cool. Yeah. No, no, he's not

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getting a free ride. Oh. I thought the judge took

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pity on him and was like, I'll raise the boy. No. No,

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the judge was like, that's good livestock, that's.

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Speaker 1: Good labor right there. And he's dark enough. He's Portugal. Yeah.

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He gains strength and stature from working years in the

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fields and eventually became kind of like a blacksmith apprentice. Okay,

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I learned to trade for about eleven years and at

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the age of around fifteen, he was six six and

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weighed about two hundred and sixty pounds at fifteen power forward.

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That's a five star recruit.

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Speaker 2: Two four seven has given him five stars. Yeah. Put

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him on the edge. Oh, I'm saying basketball, Yeah, but

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any sport. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: Tight end, edge rusher. He could be a power forward,

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small forward. Get him to the fucking rim.

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Speaker 2: I suppose it just depends on his touch versus his rage. Now,

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since he was a war hero, he does sound more

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like a d end.

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Speaker 1: A little bit more bashing than Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't Yeah, I don't know how much

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finesse he has. So yeah, we're gonna get We'll go

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football either way, though, five star recruit. If you're that

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at fifteen, you're getting If he's that at fifteen, he

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was probably getting offers from fucking Alabama at thirteen if

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he was alive today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the eighth grader that Lane Kiffin's yes recruiting.

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It was also noted that his hair may have turned

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silver at an early age, and he was well known

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in the area as the Virginian Hercules or the Virginia Giant. Okay,

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While living at Judge Winston's, Peter had the idea of

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independence for the colonies just drove into his head. Now,

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Judge Winston was all about give me liberty, right to

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and he told his slaves about it constantly. Yeah, and

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they're like, wait, what you mean for everyone?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: For you?

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Speaker 2: Uh, I gotta say real quick, you texted me about

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this because you were like, have you heard of this?

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Have we done an episode on this and I was like, no,

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because you use the word giant, and you started this

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episode with a five year old being abducted by Moorish pirates. Yeah. Now,

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do you recall that we did another episode about a

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small person being abducted by Moorish pirates the dwarf who

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then showed back up later.

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Speaker 1: And grew a foot.

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Speaker 2: No, grew to a like normal human size.

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Speaker 1: He grew like a foot.

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Speaker 2: He grew like two feet. Anyway. I was worried that

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this was gonna go dark really fast because when they

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asked the dwarf how he grew, and this was like

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two hundred years before, I think, he said he got

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literally stretched out. He got stretched out in one way

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and it stretched him out in another way. On the

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pirate ship, he got fucked a lot. He was raped

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by pirates for like a decade, and then showed back

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up as a normal right. So I was a little

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worried that something was about to go left really quickly.

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Within the first thirty minutes, ten minutes whatever of this.

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Speaker 1: Dude, we're doing an American hero Oh okay, perfect. Even

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if that did happen, I wouldn't mention.

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Speaker 2: It, thank god.

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Speaker 1: Okay, medievil dwarf whatever, dude, I don't care. That's two.

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Speaker 2: As we talked about on the last Patroon episode with Mongolians,

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if it's far enough back, it's not a war crime,

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it's not a horrible thing.

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Speaker 1: In the spring of seventeen seventy five, Peter accompanied Judge

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Winston to Richmond, Virginia, where he stood outside Saint John's

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Church and heard Patrick Henry deliver his famous give me

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liberty or give me death speech.

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Speaker 2: It's good words.

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Speaker 1: Jeez, Henry had them just all fired up.

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Speaker 2: I mean, give me liberty or give me death.

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Speaker 1: He's about to run through a break wall for Patrick Henry.

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Speaker 2: How many quotes go harder than that in history?

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Speaker 1: Not many?

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Speaker 2: Not many came I saw I conquered like, there's very few.

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Speaker 1: I personally lean with the Muhammad Ali quote, what you

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ever dream of beating me? You better wake up and apologize.

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Speaker 2: It's good too. Peter was released.

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Speaker 1: From his intentured servitude and in December seventeen seventy six

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enlisted in the tenth Virginia Regiment of the Continental Army.

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So he let him go just so he can serve.

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Speaker 2: Well, did he or was he like? You can leave

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if you immediately pick up a musket.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he used muskets.

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Speaker 2: Oh this canna get fun, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I mean I'm sure he probably shot gun,

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shot up musket here and there. Yeah, but he had

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a custom made weapon. That's okay too.

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Speaker 2: I at this point, from here on out, will just

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be picturing the giant that fought with John Snow and

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the wild Wings in Game of the Rones.

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Speaker 1: I just assume if we're gonna go back to the

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Marvel universe.

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Speaker 2: We got a hulk. Okay, love that too.

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Speaker 1: I do think some people refer to him as like

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the American Hulk that's also sick obviously. Now, yeah, there

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was no reference for that.

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Speaker 2: Hulk was not a thing.

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Speaker 1: He fought a few skirmishes under Colonel Daniel Morgan before

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transferring to the regiment of Colonel John Mayo. Peter Francisco

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was an absolute unit of a soldier. As I said,

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he was six six, two hundred and sixty pounds, but

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he was a soft spoken giant. They often are, Yeah,

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they often are a little sweethearts. Andre he's a teddy bear,

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huge heart, Yeah, teddy bear. And as what killed him,

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his huge heart.

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Speaker 2: His huge, humongous heart, I am a little.

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Speaker 1: If you are too big, though, there is such a

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thing as all right, you don't you don't have long

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to live on this earth.

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, that's it's probably less of a thing now

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because obviously Shack's gonna live for a long time.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know if he is man. And also

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I'm putting the album ning on the clock.

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Speaker 2: That's a different story though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll live at seventy you're.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, who I think he'll hit the average male

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age of death.

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Speaker 1: Who are you putting on the clock for Giants Taco Fall?

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Speaker 2: Any NFL player? Yeah, Taco Fall for sure?

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Speaker 1: Is the clock already taken for Wemby?

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Speaker 2: Uh No, he'll be all right for a little while.

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But I could see, I could see something. He's already

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dealing with blood cloths. He's goddamn twenty.

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Speaker 1: Not great, Yeah, no great. Francisco saw action at Brandywine, Germantown,

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and then the desperate fighting at a place near dear

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to my heart, Fort Mifflin. Is that where you h

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on the Delaware River. That is where me and my

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high school friends yeap would drink and smoke. And one

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night you were to I sawid ghost because they did

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a reenactment while we were all drunk.

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Speaker 2: You were too high, too drunk, and thought a ghost

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battle was happening in front of you.

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Speaker 1: I just didn't think they were gonna do a reenactment

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at night.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's caught me off shocking for sure. Was it fall?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, it was before eleven because I

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still had like an under eighteen license, right, fair enough.

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I can't recall what I ate fair yesterday at the fair,

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let alone know what I did.

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Speaker 2: By the way, when I was seventeen. I've been sitting

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here for twenty minutes being like, why do I smell

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like I've been smoking or something? And I realized that

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the mics are just smell like fire.

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Speaker 1: Yeah we had a fire. Yeah we did the recorded

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next to a fi.

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Speaker 2: Oh yep, Mike smells like campfire.

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Speaker 1: It's enjoyable, though.

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Speaker 2: I like it now that I know where the smell's

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going from.

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Speaker 1: Like, what did Dan do to this?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm like, what did I like? Where was what

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was I standing near? I thought like someone that I was,

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so I went to a bar before I came here.

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Speaker 1: Uh and uh, just by yourself. Yeah, that's the best.

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That was what Joe Flako says, it is I that

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was my favorite.

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Speaker 2: A meal by yourself in heaven.

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Speaker 1: How many beers you have?

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Speaker 2: I had a margarita and two beers.

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Speaker 1: Not a fire bar. Right, you just went down the street.

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Speaker 2: I drove about twenty miles, but yeah, no, it was

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fucking waterloo right down the street.

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Speaker 1: Okay. Just had to get away from the kids in

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the life nuts.

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Speaker 2: I was with them all day. She had a hair

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appointment for that lasted four hours. It was like a

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coloring appointment. So I dealt with the kids all day.

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And then actually we went to a playground and I

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had to carry Fin on my shoulders all the way

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there and all the way back, which is like a

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three probably three mile round trip with an extra forty

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pounds on me.

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Speaker 1: So I was pretty gassed.

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Speaker 2: I needed some beers.

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Speaker 1: I did like twenty five to thirty thousand steps yesterday

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with forty pounds of equipment. I just rocked.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's all I did. That's what I felt like

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I was doing with my child on my shoulders. Something

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talking Asian, anything you can imagine they have. They can

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even do vegetarian. They can do if you're on keto,

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they can do that. They just if you want extra protein,

472
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they can change it to that. They have all these

473
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different options. They do breakfasts they do lunch, they do dinner,

474
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they have appetizers. You sent me Queso ones. It was incredible.

475
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They even do juices and smoothies and stuff like that.

476
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And they have even more options now if you are

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on you know GLP ones of zempic, that type of stuff.

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They have friendly meals for that. They have Mediterranean diet options,

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and again, like I said, they have Asian food. This

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is actually a new thing from them for the first time.

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They have Asian inspired meals with bold flavors influenced by China,

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Thailand and mor So if you like the spicy stuff

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they got that. I'll just say this really quickly. For

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a long time, we me and my wife, we have

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three kids. We're busy all the time, and it was

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just like, dude, I don't know what to do. Let's

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just get tor cheese or Chipotle or something. Again, when

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we started doing Factor, that was a game changer because

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a it was a larger just selection of chef crafted

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meals and stuff like that. But it costs less than

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fast casual dining and it is better for you. Not

492
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that you can't eat bad there, but it's it's better

493
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for you, and it's just a bigger menu and the cleanup.

494
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There is no cleanup. The only thing you're going to

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be cleaning or your knife and fork and whatever you drink.

496
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You know, your drink out of that is it. Otherwise

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there is nothing to clean up, and there's nothing to cook.

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You just heat up in two minutes. Like there's other

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options obviously that you can make stuff, and cooking is

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fun sometimes cleaning is never fun. But this has neither

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of those things. It's ready to eat. It is heat

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telling you. Factor is a game changer. If you have

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Speaker 1: Francisco was hospitalized at Valley Forge for two weeks following

516
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these engagements. George Washington, while he was there, commissioned a

517
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special six foot broadsword to match Francisco's size.

518
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Speaker 2: Good lord, why, I mean that's sweet, but you just

519
00:25:38,279 --> 00:25:40,279
had a huge sword, like George is just like, here's

520
00:25:40,279 --> 00:25:44,519
what you're gonna do. You hide behind these ponds, you

521
00:25:44,599 --> 00:25:47,880
hide behind these bodies, and once we get closed, you

522
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:52,079
just pop out with this sword. Let's gere the fuck

523
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out of everybody.

524
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 1: On June twenty eighth, seventeen seventy eight, he fought at

525
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the Battle of Momoth, where an enemy must get ball

526
00:26:01,039 --> 00:26:02,319
tour right through his thigh.

527
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Speaker 2: Yeah, post gunpowder. I don't think you want to be

528
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,920
a tall person in an infantry unit.

529
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, hand in hand combat. Being tall rad yeah, one

530
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:13,799
hundred percent.

531
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Speaker 2: You had the advantage for everything, I think because half

532
00:26:15,799 --> 00:26:17,920
the people would just be like, eh, I'll pass on him.

533
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why the Vikings just rolled everybody for a while.

534
00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 2: Of the little.

535
00:26:21,839 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 1: Englishmen, oh you have like a foot and a half on.

536
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:28,279
Speaker 2: Each Yeah, they're rolling up at like six' one five eleven.

537
00:26:28,599 --> 00:26:31,240
The English dudes are all like five four five five, Like,

538
00:26:31,279 --> 00:26:34,400
it's not fucking fair. No, they have played nobody pile.

539
00:26:34,519 --> 00:26:36,559
They have played nobody pole. They ain't got the body.

540
00:26:36,599 --> 00:26:40,920
They got the Jimmy's and the jows. But it is

541
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,640
funny to me that George George Roshing, by the way,

542
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:43,279
was six four.

543
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so he saw this guy and was like, yeah,

544
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:53,039
Washington was a giant too. Goddamn two sixty though. That's

545
00:26:53,519 --> 00:26:57,960
that's the Bradley Martin and all joke, all beef, all muscle.

546
00:26:58,119 --> 00:26:59,799
That's the whole Bradley Martin thing where he thinks he

547
00:26:59,839 --> 00:27:02,319
can beat up like smaller MMA fighter as a boxer.

548
00:27:02,319 --> 00:27:04,240
He's like, yeah, but I'm two sixty bro.

549
00:27:05,839 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 2: In MMA. Yeah, I just got to grab you. Yeah

550
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,599
that for one hundred percent.

551
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 1: No, dude, No a train fighter would MRK Bradley Martin.

552
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,400
Oh I thought brad was also a fighter. No, he's

553
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,160
just a gym bro.

554
00:27:17,519 --> 00:27:21,839
Speaker 2: Oh yeah fuck him. Yeah he dies. He gets clocked immediately.

555
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:27,079
Speaker 1: During General mad Anthony Wayne's nighttime assault on the British

556
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:30,240
fortification at Stony Point, New York along the Hudson River

557
00:27:30,319 --> 00:27:34,799
on July sixteenth, seventeen seventy nine, Francisco was the second

558
00:27:34,799 --> 00:27:38,440
man to burst inside the British fortification, and in the

559
00:27:38,599 --> 00:27:42,039
close quarter hand to hand fighting that ensued, suffered a

560
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:47,960
nine inch laceration across the stomach, Bleeding profusely, he continued

561
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to fight, capturing the British flag in the process. Credit

562
00:27:53,279 --> 00:27:55,319
for the capture flag was given to a French officer.

563
00:27:56,039 --> 00:28:00,440
Wayne mentions Francisco's heroics in his after action report to

564
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,680
George Washington, and he received a two hundred dollars bonus

565
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,359
for his efforts.

566
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 2: I think that's probably political, Like you want you want

567
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,480
the French to get some good news back home, Yeah,

568
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,440
get them hyped.

569
00:28:13,279 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: Also, you want to get it out there to the

570
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,440
Americans that the French are useful.

571
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,559
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I think that was a political assignment in

572
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,279
terms of who got the flag, Like, hey, buddy, I.

573
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Speaker 1: Know you paid him under the table essentially.

574
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, you just got your whole fucking stomach

575
00:28:28,079 --> 00:28:33,039
slashed open. We appreciate it. Gotta give it to the

576
00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:36,079
French guy, just for reasons. We got to make sure

577
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:39,680
that your open stomach is worth it.

578
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 1: Hearing that Colonel William Washington was headed on a march

579
00:28:43,759 --> 00:28:48,039
through the Carolinas, Francisco joined him participating in the Battle

580
00:28:48,079 --> 00:28:52,759
of Guilford Courthouse in North Carolina. He reportedly killed eleven

581
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,799
enemy soldiers during the battle, including one who wounded him

582
00:28:56,839 --> 00:28:59,119
severely in the thigh with the banet. So he's catching

583
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,359
it in the thigh a lot, he.

584
00:29:00,359 --> 00:29:02,799
Speaker 2: Is, Well, that's where that's the stabbing hight.

585
00:29:04,079 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: For everybody else here.

586
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's at thigh level. I'm sorry. Did he kill

587
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,799
eleven people with the broadsword?

588
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: The broadsword or maybe even just his hands?

589
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,559
Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, I think it's gotta be.

590
00:29:17,279 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: Just crushing people out the mountain rough.

591
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 2: That's literally the worst scene I've ever seen. Yeah. Man,

592
00:29:24,279 --> 00:29:27,319
he's just so he's just running in with a broadsword

593
00:29:27,359 --> 00:29:29,000
and all these guys who are like, I'm ready to

594
00:29:29,039 --> 00:29:31,519
take on a dude with a musket and a bayonet.

595
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,119
Then you just have William Wallace running in there.

596
00:29:34,799 --> 00:29:40,759
Speaker 1: You have just a behemoth swinging taking a lot of damage. Yeah,

597
00:29:40,799 --> 00:29:41,920
but he just keeps pushing through.

598
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:46,319
Speaker 2: He's made a meat. He's also a team. How old

599
00:29:46,359 --> 00:29:47,160
is he throughout this? Ye?

600
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: I mean he starts when he's like sixteen.

601
00:29:48,839 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 2: Right, so yeah.

602
00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 1: Sixteen, seventeen eighteen.

603
00:29:52,079 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 2: That's a bad age. That's a bad age.

604
00:29:55,039 --> 00:29:58,119
Speaker 1: It's a piste off for you to face a giant

605
00:29:58,279 --> 00:30:02,039
kid on trend, right that like you, if.

606
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 2: You're gonna face a giant, you want him to be

607
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:07,119
like thirty five. Yeah, you want to have tired knees,

608
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:11,039
a mind that doesn't think it's like immortal.

609
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:14,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, indestructible. Yeah, because yeah, his brain is not cut

610
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,400
up to his body.

611
00:30:15,519 --> 00:30:17,799
Speaker 2: No. No, so as far as he knows, he can

612
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,480
just walk in there and start swinging.

613
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: He hasn't reached the age where you, you know, have

614
00:30:22,079 --> 00:30:25,920
a crippling panic attack from your own mortality.

615
00:30:26,079 --> 00:30:29,279
Speaker 2: Yes, so he can't die as far as he knows.

616
00:30:29,839 --> 00:30:33,559
Speaker 1: Possibly, Francisco's most famous feed of strength occurred at the

617
00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:37,960
Battle of Camden, South Carolina, where he noticed the Americans

618
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,079
were leaving behind one of their valuable cannons, so.

619
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Speaker 2: He just picked it up. We whoa, whoa.

620
00:30:44,519 --> 00:30:47,599
Speaker 1: Yep, Francisco picked up the three hundred and fifty pounds

621
00:30:47,599 --> 00:30:49,200
cannon barrel and carried it.

622
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 2: The Battle of Camden, I believe, if you want some

623
00:30:52,079 --> 00:30:58,400
uh context, is the battle that is portrayed in the

624
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:05,359
Patriot when uh the like happens outside their house and

625
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,720
then the and then the next day. Lucius Malfoy shows

626
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:10,599
up and shoots his kid. Yeah, that's the Battle of Campon,

627
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,240
I believe. Now.

628
00:31:13,279 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 1: Their stories originally were like, this was an eleven hundred

629
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,000
pound cannon.

630
00:31:17,359 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 2: This didn't fucking happen.

631
00:31:19,839 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: No, it did happen, okay, but they grossly overestimated how

632
00:31:24,319 --> 00:31:26,359
much the cannon weighed. It's roughly like.

633
00:31:26,359 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 2: Three hundred fifty pouce.

634
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, they were saying at first, and sources

635
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,680
will still to this day say eleven hundred pounds. It's like, no,

636
00:31:35,079 --> 00:31:37,960
either way, three hundred fifty pounds is enough either way.

637
00:31:38,119 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 2: Again, my putting my forty pound child on my shoulders

638
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,400
today walking up hill fucking killed me.

639
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, but again, soft hands doesn't want to camp.

640
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 2: I don't want to camp, bitch boy, don't want to camp.

641
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,119
Speaker 1: Whereas Backwards had at age forty.

642
00:31:53,559 --> 00:31:55,359
Speaker 2: I'm thirty nine.

643
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,839
Speaker 1: It's coming for you.

644
00:31:57,559 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's coming. Got a couples.

645
00:32:02,119 --> 00:32:06,039
Speaker 1: Francisco was sent home to Buckingham, Virginia after this to recuperate.

646
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,920
He volunteered to spy on the British Legion who were

647
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:17,079
operating in the area. How how how terrible spy? Oh god?

648
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 2: What top? I like a gloom too.

649
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: Needless to say, this fails because British cavalry men immediately

650
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:29,200
spot him. They surround him at a tavern and ordered

651
00:32:29,279 --> 00:32:32,240
him to be arrested because obviously he has a bit

652
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:32,880
of a reputation.

653
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 2: Now, hey, I'm several battles, sound paranoid, but I swear

654
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:46,920
to God I'll do I believe me. I would never

655
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,880
forget his face. I swear to god.

656
00:32:51,599 --> 00:32:55,519
Speaker 3: That's the same giant that was swinging a broadsword at

657
00:32:55,519 --> 00:32:59,680
me at Camden and I watched him walk away carrying

658
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,920
a fun cannon. How many bloody giants can they be

659
00:33:04,079 --> 00:33:07,480
that that man's not that's the guy he said he's

660
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,799
on our side.

661
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:15,039
Speaker 2: There's not far fucking giants here. That's the giant. It's

662
00:33:15,039 --> 00:33:17,640
the worst fucking spy idea in human history.

663
00:33:17,839 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: I wonder if he had a tolerance like Andre the Giant.

664
00:33:22,039 --> 00:33:23,920
He's just smashing beers.

665
00:33:24,799 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 2: You gotta think, you gotta think that's been taken down.

666
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:34,839
That's the equivalent of enlisting like Jackie Robinson to infiltrate

667
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:35,960
the German High Command.

668
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: Listen. I was told that Hitler was actually more receptive

669
00:33:42,279 --> 00:33:48,079
to Jesse Owens than Fdr. Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure,

670
00:33:48,279 --> 00:33:54,480
shook Jesse Owen's hand. FDR did not. Yeah, what's that say?

671
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:55,640
Who's the real villain?

672
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 2: Who could say? Who could say?

673
00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,759
Speaker 1: That's how we get views?

674
00:34:00,359 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 2: How would give you his FD? Was Hitler really the

675
00:34:03,759 --> 00:34:04,240
bad guy?

676
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,119
Speaker 1: No, he was the guy in the wheelchair.

677
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a cripple.

678
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,599
Speaker 1: It was the guy that got hand jobs from his cousin.

679
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,960
He did do that, and not the cousin he was

680
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:15,360
married to.

681
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,519
Speaker 2: Different. I mean, but dude, once you once you break.

682
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: The seal on that cousins, you gotta you don't taste

683
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:24,199
for it.

684
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 2: You don't kill. It's like sharp It's like a lion

685
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,800
getting a taste for human. Once you get a taste

686
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:34,400
for cousin, once you pop, just can't stop hop. Yes,

687
00:34:34,559 --> 00:34:34,880
that's it.

688
00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:38,119
Speaker 1: They told him to give over his silver shoe buckles.

689
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:42,039
Francisco told them to take the buckles themselves. When they

690
00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:45,199
began to seize his shoe buckles, Francisco took a soldier

691
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,880
saber and struck him on the head. The wounded soldier

692
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:53,320
fired his pistol, grazing Francisco's side. Francisco nearly cut off

693
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:57,320
the soldier's hand. Another soldier aimed a musca to Francisco,

694
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:01,360
but it misfired and Francisco abed it from the soldier's hands,

695
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,960
knocked him off his mount and escaped with his horse.

696
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,199
So horse thief.

697
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 2: Now hang him.

698
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 1: It's the worst thing you can be.

699
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:14,519
Speaker 2: Bang them. Hang that poor horse. That horse isn't making

700
00:35:14,559 --> 00:35:14,880
it long.

701
00:35:15,119 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: No, no, it's a big boy.

702
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,719
Speaker 2: Also, oh my god, you're too big for this ride. Buddy,

703
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:24,480
there's just a British guy. I assume that British guy

704
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,519
always lost his hand, died like he's just got his

705
00:35:26,599 --> 00:35:31,280
hand like dangling by some viscera.

706
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,119
Speaker 1: And then he stole his horse. How do you explain

707
00:35:34,159 --> 00:35:35,599
that man? It's just a bad day for that guy.

708
00:35:37,039 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe don't send only two people to arrest

709
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:44,639
a giant. Nine guys That might be too little.

710
00:35:44,639 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: Too took on eleven a battle earlier, right.

711
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 2: I think you gotta go at least twenty. And also

712
00:35:51,559 --> 00:35:54,920
just kill him. What are you gonna do? Hang him

713
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,400
from a redwood?

714
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 1: That branch is breaking it. Yeah, you need a bigger branch.

715
00:36:02,039 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need a bigger tree, thicker rope. Just kill him.

716
00:36:07,159 --> 00:36:09,880
He's already spying, he's already sentenced to death. Don't bother

717
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:10,559
with anything else.

718
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 1: In seventeen eighty one, Francisco was ordered by his commanding

719
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,199
officer to join the Franco American Army participating in the

720
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,559
siege of York Town.

721
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,159
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's in the big one.

722
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,760
Speaker 1: But he arrived too late to participate in the fighting,

723
00:36:23,519 --> 00:36:26,480
but witnessed the surrender of the besieged British army under

724
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,840
the command of Lord Cornwallace.

725
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,679
Speaker 2: Damn, I mean, if he was there, he was at

726
00:36:33,679 --> 00:36:35,480
some big battles, if he was, if he had been

727
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,639
there for the fighting, though, he walks back with corn

728
00:36:38,639 --> 00:36:42,320
Wallace's head probably on a pike. Yeah, oh well, no,

729
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,000
on his broad sword. He's just bopping.

730
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: It, just taking it like a lollipop.

731
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 2: And still I actually still can't get over that. They're like,

732
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:55,480
maybe you should spy. He volunteered for it, the worst Okay,

733
00:36:55,480 --> 00:37:00,079
that's worse. Actually, so a worn pu swire like, hey, what's.

734
00:37:00,119 --> 00:37:02,199
Speaker 1: Worse him wanted to spy or Taco Fall wanted to

735
00:37:02,199 --> 00:37:02,920
be an astronaut?

736
00:37:03,119 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 2: Both are equally, Well, what's worth to him? Because he

737
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,239
got it, he got the job. No one stepped in that,

738
00:37:09,599 --> 00:37:13,159
because imagine if Taco Fall was an astronaut.

739
00:37:14,119 --> 00:37:17,159
Speaker 1: Listen, nobody even had to approve him being a spy.

740
00:37:17,199 --> 00:37:18,840
He probably could have just could have just done it.

741
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:24,840
He's like, I spy you now, Okay, buddy, pat him

742
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,000
on the head. Yeah, you do whatever you want, but

743
00:37:27,039 --> 00:37:28,039
you gotta get on a stool.

744
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, climb the stairs.

745
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 1: Following the end of the American Revolutionary War, Francisco pursued

746
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,920
his basic education. He went to school with younger children

747
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,880
who were fascinated by his stories of war. So it

748
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:46,159
was kind of a Adam Sandler situation. Yeah, Billy Madison,

749
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:47,000
Billy Madison.

750
00:37:47,079 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, Peter, tell us again, how you cut

751
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:56,559
those five guys heads off? That's sweet though, Yeah, I

752
00:37:56,559 --> 00:37:58,559
mean I would want to know that as a child.

753
00:38:00,039 --> 00:38:04,840
Speaker 1: In December seventeen eighty four, Peter married Susannah Anderson of

754
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:10,119
Cumberland County, Virginia. The Andersons were of social distinction and

755
00:38:10,159 --> 00:38:14,400
owned a plantation called the Mansion. So Peter had come

756
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:18,000
a long way. He was a Virginia gentleman, a landowner,

757
00:38:18,559 --> 00:38:22,639
and an owner of seven blacks, six horses, and ten

758
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,679
heads of cattle according to the tax records of seventeen

759
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,519
eighty eight. So it goes from he goes from indentured

760
00:38:29,559 --> 00:38:30,360
servant to.

761
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 2: Slave owner, his owner. Very is a sensitive way to

762
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,159
put that. He owned seven blacks, six horses. That's what

763
00:38:36,159 --> 00:38:39,920
it said, man talking like you, Oh yeah, you could

764
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,400
have prefaced it with like the according to the tax record,

765
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,159
this is what the tax records said.

766
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: I said, according to tax records. He said that last.

767
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:54,199
I would have said that first, all right, different strucks

768
00:38:54,199 --> 00:38:55,199
for different folks.

769
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,320
Speaker 2: I would have been like, now, this is what the

770
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:04,079
tax record said. This isn't what I wrote.

771
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: She dies a dysentery in seventeen ninety.

772
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:09,679
Speaker 2: He split her in half.

773
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:11,559
Speaker 1: That could have been the case.

774
00:39:11,639 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 2: He absolutely.

775
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: Peter and Susannah were the parents of two children, and

776
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,880
in December of seventeen ninety four he marries again to

777
00:39:20,039 --> 00:39:24,480
Catherine Brooke, who was a relative of his first wives.

778
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,880
So he's like, all right, maybe he's in the cousins.

779
00:39:29,519 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 2: I mean he's into that family.

780
00:39:31,039 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, certainly he's in the money. He's in which respect.

781
00:39:35,559 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 2: Especially Look when you get dropped off on a dock

782
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,559
as a five year old and have to sleep in

783
00:39:41,599 --> 00:39:45,199
a warehouse on a pile of hay, you're gonna marry

784
00:39:45,199 --> 00:39:47,400
as rich as you can and you're gonna stay.

785
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 1: He's gonna look even goof here at balls. What and

786
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:52,559
just like fancy parties.

787
00:39:52,639 --> 00:39:57,119
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like a tailor's just like, we don't have enough.

788
00:39:57,199 --> 00:39:58,079
Speaker 1: It's a nightmare.

789
00:39:58,159 --> 00:40:01,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't have enough fabric. Yeah I'm supposed to

790
00:40:01,119 --> 00:40:05,360
do with that. I'm sorry, but I don't know what

791
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,079
to tell you. We have a potato sac yeah, well

792
00:40:08,079 --> 00:40:11,440
I will make shorts. Make shorts for you. We can't

793
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:16,719
make pants. Yeah, And if you bring me a blanket,

794
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:20,719
I can make it into a coat.

795
00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:25,119
Speaker 1: During the Richmond Theater fire of eighteen eleven, Peter, who

796
00:40:25,199 --> 00:40:29,599
was in attendance that evening, assisted those fleeing the disastrous fire.

797
00:40:30,519 --> 00:40:32,920
One of the women he rescued stated that he caught

798
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,920
at least thirty people who were jumping from windows and

799
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,320
then carried them to safety.

800
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 2: Okay, so he does have hands. We need to go back.

801
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,920
I think he could be a basketball player tight end. Yeah, okay,

802
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,000
just throw it up to him. Yep, let me go

803
00:40:48,039 --> 00:40:50,320
get it high point. Let throw it up. He's got it.

804
00:40:51,599 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 1: Peter asked that his name be omitted from the lists

805
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,559
of those who aided in rescuing the people from the flames,

806
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,480
saying he had only done what he could have under

807
00:40:59,519 --> 00:41:04,960
the circumstance dances. So he's a humble guy. Okay, wasn't

808
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:05,719
a gloryhound.

809
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean other than with those kids. Who is

810
00:41:08,639 --> 00:41:10,199
impressing at recess.

811
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: Sometimes nice to I'm press kids, you know.

812
00:41:12,559 --> 00:41:13,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.

813
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 1: Like whenever I go to your house, I just tell

814
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:20,760
my stories to Rory and he's just like, Wow, that's

815
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,320
so much cooler than my dad.

816
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,280
Speaker 2: Oh. I tell him to say that beforehand. I'm like, Hey, Dan,

817
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,360
hasn't a lot going on.

818
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 1: I don't whatever he says. Just act really excited. Just

819
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,760
hype him up. Yeah, he'll be overjoyed. I'll talk about

820
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:40,760
on the show. Before her death. Uh, his second wife

821
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,760
in eighteen twenty one, Peter and Catherine then had four

822
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,639
kids of their own, so he had six kids there, damn.

823
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:52,039
And then he marries another woman by the name of

824
00:41:52,119 --> 00:41:56,840
Mary Grimes West. But prior to this marriage, Peter arranged

825
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,719
a prenup agreement to ensure that he would not be

826
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:05,480
legally responsible for the widow's debts from her ex husband.

827
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:09,639
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, so what she's so responsible for it?

828
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,079
Speaker 1: I guess back then you were just responsible for your

829
00:42:13,119 --> 00:42:15,800
dead husband's debts. That sucks.

830
00:42:16,679 --> 00:42:18,159
Speaker 2: You gotta gotta take it from somebody.

831
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,280
Speaker 1: I think you still technically are to this day.

832
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 2: If you.

833
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:27,119
Speaker 1: Agree to it verbally, I think they can like trick

834
00:42:27,159 --> 00:42:28,480
you yeah to taking it.

835
00:42:28,559 --> 00:42:32,559
Speaker 2: I mean, there's no world in which, like, if my.

836
00:42:32,599 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: Wife died an a creditor, cause I'd.

837
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,119
Speaker 2: Be like, uh, yeah, sorry, bro, she's dead. That wasn't

838
00:42:39,119 --> 00:42:39,719
my credit card?

839
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: Suck my dick, not my problem? Yeah, not my debt. Yeah,

840
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:42,960
I'm a problem.

841
00:42:43,039 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 2: It literally blow me? Is my Social Security number on

842
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:50,039
that account? No? No, my dick can be in your mouth.

843
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 1: That sounds better for me. Yeah yeah, but.

844
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 2: Uh, if there's only one social on that account, you

845
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:02,559
can just airlock my fucking cock. There is no world

846
00:43:02,599 --> 00:43:03,360
in which I'm paying that.

847
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to spoil the surprise from the Patreon

848
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,679
episode and one of the moments we saw at the

849
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:18,159
ren Fair, but we did see a double bj at

850
00:43:18,159 --> 00:43:28,239
a picnic table. Hell, wow, bisexual. Oh that's so a

851
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,880
man and a woman blowing a dude blowing a dude.

852
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,960
That's magical at a picnic table out front of a

853
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,719
Papa John's pizza truck.

854
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,559
Speaker 2: Wait why was it so close to the truck?

855
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,199
Speaker 1: And then the guy went and got a pizza after

856
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:43,559
he blew the dude.

857
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you gotta wash that down with some garlic butter.

858
00:43:47,599 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 1: More on that on the Patreon it Oh.

859
00:43:49,199 --> 00:43:53,800
Speaker 2: My god, I can't wait. I can't fucking wait. There

860
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,199
are no rules of the ren fair.

861
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: Free spirits, don't The guy probably thought he was like

862
00:43:59,039 --> 00:43:59,880
smoking something.

863
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,119
Speaker 2: He's just like, dude, what happens in the past stays

864
00:44:04,159 --> 00:44:04,760
in the past.

865
00:44:05,119 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: In his later years, Francisco was poor and had petitioned

866
00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:12,039
Congress and the Virginia legislation How for a pension?

867
00:44:12,639 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 2: How was he poor?

868
00:44:14,079 --> 00:44:16,559
Speaker 1: His women kept dying and he kept having a cell

869
00:44:16,599 --> 00:44:17,960
l I mean, he had a bunch of kids too.

870
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,679
I guess I don't think the families he married into

871
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:22,159
liked him.

872
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,159
Speaker 2: I think it's it's also really easy to go pour

873
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,280
back then I feel like you get one bad cry.

874
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 1: George Washington almost went poor.

875
00:44:29,039 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was his ice cream addiction.

876
00:44:32,639 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, sweet tooth really crippled you. Well, the slaves had

877
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:43,119
the sweet sweet teeth. No, he needed the slave teeth

878
00:44:43,559 --> 00:44:45,559
because he ate the ice cream, because the ice cream.

879
00:44:45,559 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 2: That would actually be the ultimate insult to injury on

880
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,039
those slaves is that Washington only needed new teeth because

881
00:44:52,039 --> 00:44:53,480
he couldn't stop eating ice cream.

882
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,280
Speaker 1: His ice cream white supremacy.

883
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,199
Speaker 2: It couldn't eat. Yes, yeah, to answer your question, Yes.

884
00:44:58,079 --> 00:45:01,119
Speaker 1: That's actually a legitimate thing that people brought up with

885
00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:04,239
milk because white people digest milk better.

886
00:45:05,519 --> 00:45:09,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where we're at now. God damn it, I can't.

887
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,519
Speaker 1: That's actually what started, uh a lot of the issues

888
00:45:12,519 --> 00:45:15,800
with Vinlen when the Vikings went over. Yeah, and they

889
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,039
shared milk, yeah with the natives. They poisonous.

890
00:45:19,079 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck is this?

891
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's some backstory too, sure.

892
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,760
Speaker 2: Well that it should is alcohol also white supremacy.

893
00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:30,320
Speaker 1: We handle it better than Asians.

894
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,519
Speaker 2: Than Asians at least, yeah, East Asians. I don't know

895
00:45:32,519 --> 00:45:33,360
about South Asians.

896
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:34,679
Speaker 1: They get blush.

897
00:45:35,039 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 2: We should stop drinking to not be racist. I will

898
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,559
never do that. If, like, literally, if I'm drinking a

899
00:45:40,599 --> 00:45:42,320
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900
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,159
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901
00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:46,559
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902
00:45:46,599 --> 00:45:48,440
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Speaker 1: He spent the last three years of his life working

968
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as a sergeant at arms at the Virginia State Senate.

969
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He died of appendicitis on January sixteenth, eighteen thirty one,

970
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and he was buried with a full military with full

971
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military honors in the Chaco Hill Cemetery in Richmond. The

972
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Virginia State Legislator adjourned for the day and many legislators

973
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attended his funeral.

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Speaker 2: Good he's a goddamn hero.

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Speaker 1: His famous broadsword was presented by his daughter to the

976
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Virginia Historical Society. However, that weapon has since disappeared.

977
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Speaker 2: From the museum. Yeah, what is the lou people are stealing?

978
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It could have been the goddamn museum.

979
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Speaker 1: I would want to steal that sword.

980
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would do. How do you lose how long

981
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was it? Six feet?

982
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Speaker 1: A six foot sword?

983
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Speaker 2: How do you lose a six foot broadsword? You certainly

984
00:50:16,679 --> 00:50:18,679
put it in the mail. You can't throw it away.

985
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,599
Maybe the Civil War did it, That would be my

986
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one guess.

987
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Speaker 1: It got it melted, it down.

988
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,119
Speaker 2: Got bombed or looted or melted.

989
00:50:26,199 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, Stonewall Jackson was just carrying his sword into battle.

990
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Speaker 2: I could see some tryhard Confederate trying to do that.

991
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Certainly Jefferson. He was a Virginian. I just wanted to

992
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:40,400
hang it. Yeah, I could see the Civil War. I mean,

993
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you know, Richmond got bombed to fuck, not bombed a fuck,

994
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but it got fucked up in Civil War. Not quite

995
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Bertolian in World War Two. But I could see. I

996
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could see Shick get lost.

997
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Speaker 1: Yeah. And that's the story of the Virginia Giant. Pedro,

998
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don't call me Peter Francisco. What did you learn today?

999
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Speaker 2: Uh well, obviously all of this didn't know anything about

1000
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this guy, but.

1001
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Speaker 1: I learned sad veterans story. Though you know, he had

1002
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to beg for his pension.

1003
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Speaker 2: That sounds like a classic veterans story.

1004
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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You know, tell is oldest town. Yeah,

1005
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we don't take care of our veterans.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I learned a that. Again, if you're going to

1007
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fight a giant, a teenage giant is the worst one

1008
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:37,360
to fight because they have no regard for themselves at all,

1009
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like they will do their go full berserker mode.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to fight a teenager in general.

1011
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:50,639
Speaker 2: No, No, And because I mean there's it's lose lose, Yeah,

1012
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:53,199
what do you The best case scenario is you beat up.

1013
00:51:53,159 --> 00:51:57,559
Speaker 1: A teenager, right, not not a cool story. No, In fact,

1014
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,400
a lot of state's illegal.

1015
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, if they assault you, I guess first,

1016
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but they gotta throw the first punch and you might

1017
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be done by that point.

1018
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 1: Getting knocked out by a sixteen year old. That's embarrassing.

1019
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. The other thing I learned that's how your wife

1020
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:15,199
leaves you. Well, legally she would have to leave me

1021
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:19,599
for the sixteen year old, and that's in his riot. Yeah,

1022
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he would have earned it at that point, so fair enough,

1023
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,599
look out, Rory. If you punch me out, you have

1024
00:52:27,639 --> 00:52:32,880
to marry your mom. The other thing I learned is

1025
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:37,719
just that I don't know how good our spy game was.

1026
00:52:39,039 --> 00:52:42,199
It was early on. It's just the worst spy you

1027
00:52:42,199 --> 00:52:43,039
could possibly pick.

1028
00:52:43,519 --> 00:52:45,760
Speaker 1: Listen, John Jay probably didn't approve that.

1029
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:51,079
Speaker 2: Can't imagine, can't imagine, Hey, we gotta do spy what

1030
00:52:51,119 --> 00:52:54,960
it's the giant, the one that everyone recognizes on the battlefield.

1031
00:52:56,079 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 1: Spy shagged me.

1032
00:52:59,079 --> 00:53:02,639
Speaker 2: Just the last person you would was by her guards.

1033
00:53:04,199 --> 00:53:07,760
Speaker 1: He puts on like a British powdered way. Yeah, kick George,

1034
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:09,599
say anything secret today?

1035
00:53:11,199 --> 00:53:16,559
Speaker 2: What she'd have brooked? It beheaded my friend and just

1036
00:53:16,639 --> 00:53:20,320
kept screaming your blood on your face and yeah, someone

1037
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:25,360
is Sasha Belly and he just kept calling, don't be

1038
00:53:26,039 --> 00:53:30,000
that's a different giant. Are like King George? Hey, what

1039
00:53:30,199 --> 00:53:34,760
corn Wallace say? We're doing to go tomorrow? A secret attack?

1040
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Was that what it was? Yeah, we're gonna call the cavalry.

1041
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Don't think you hear you say? Yeah, that's what I

1042
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learned today.

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Speaker 1: Who's today's hitler?

1044
00:53:50,519 --> 00:53:57,599
Speaker 2: Uh? Whoever takes care of veterans in America? Yeah? Yeah,

1045
00:53:57,639 --> 00:54:02,000
it's never good. No. He goes from rich to as

1046
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poor as you could possibly be, essentially his slave to slave,

1047
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:11,360
so even poorer to whatever soldier or whatever, to kind

1048
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:15,159
of rich again, and then loses it and poor again.

1049
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,039
Speaker 1: I'd be like that man, it's a roller coaster.

1050
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Speaker 2: Oh, I don't believe.

1051
00:54:20,519 --> 00:54:22,119
Speaker 1: I should model my life after this man.

1052
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Speaker 2: I don't believe the theory that his family was protecting him,

1053
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considering that they never followed up.

1054
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:32,320
Speaker 1: Never checked in. Yeah, what happened? I guess the pirates,

1055
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,119
you know, they just got tired of a child.

1056
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Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, God, don't drop him off. The poor

1057
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:38,800
take to Virginia. We got a bunch of molasses we

1058
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:42,159
got to take there. Anyway, Just Jesus Christ, this kid sucks.

1059
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 1: I can't think of a worse time on a Pirate

1060
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:44,840
bot than a five year.

1061
00:54:44,679 --> 00:54:50,800
Speaker 2: Old whining constantly. It's like all right here, yeah, but

1062
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,920
here's the thing of their pirates. They're probably just beating

1063
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,880
the shit out of him until he shuts the fuck up.

1064
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 1: Pirates have codes. I don't think they're beating up five

1065
00:54:57,519 --> 00:54:57,960
year olds.

1066
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Speaker 2: I think they are. I think they are.

1067
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Speaker 1: You getta lash and when you're seven, not five, I.

1068
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:09,119
Speaker 2: Think there's not they're slapping them across the face.

1069
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, fair enough, fair enough. Anyway, that's our episode

1070
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,239
for today. Thank you for tuning in love you guess.

1071
00:55:17,159 --> 00:55:19,000
Make sure to check out again in the Patreon for

1072
00:55:19,159 --> 00:55:22,239
that very fair episode, very special episode coming on. I

1073
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:25,280
think that'll drop either you're gonna if you're here on

1074
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:27,880
this Monday today or tomorrow and on Tuesday.

1075
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do the same day, dude.

1076
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:33,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll drop a Tuesday then. Okay, so you'll have

1077
00:55:33,559 --> 00:55:39,320
bonus episode Tuesday, your regular schedule program Wednesday Friday.

1078
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:42,039
Speaker 2: As well as the twenty dollars tiers sports episode.

1079
00:55:42,159 --> 00:55:45,360
Speaker 1: Sports episode will also be Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah.

1080
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:47,320
We should probably tell people that we do a sports show.

1081
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:50,920
People always ask us in my DMS, like, hey, you

1082
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:52,880
and rub Sho do a sports show. Guess what we do?

1083
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,840
Speaker 2: We do do it? We do it on the upper tier. Yeah,

1084
00:55:56,039 --> 00:55:58,840
so mostly collegeable related.

1085
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,440
Speaker 1: Right now that we talk of the sports, well, you know,

1086
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:03,760
we're making it pretty well rounded.

1087
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Speaker 2: I think we need to get into bad. I've been

1088
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,239
watching a lot of good college basketball games lately as well.

1089
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,280
You know NFL is going on too. Of course, weren't

1090
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:15,280
actually cares NFL. We've been talking obviously, finished up baseball. Oh,

1091
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:16,920
there is another baseball topic we need to.

1092
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,599
Speaker 1: Hot stoves gonna come up soon. What the hot stoves?

1093
00:56:19,599 --> 00:56:20,239
Coming up soon?

1094
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,159
Speaker 2: But there is another base topic we do need to

1095
00:56:22,159 --> 00:56:25,519
talk about on that Patreon episode, which is yeah, well

1096
00:56:25,559 --> 00:56:29,440
just the gamble holster, the MLB gambling. More details came

1097
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,519
out on the Guardians players.

1098
00:56:32,559 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's prevalent everywhere. UFC dealing with it right now.

1099
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 2: Yeah no, but like I will just leave it to that.

1100
00:56:38,119 --> 00:56:40,960
You probably haven't seen the details because you're camping all weekend.

1101
00:56:41,679 --> 00:56:43,320
It's bad and they were pitching.

1102
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 1: We'll argue about it on Tuesday. Okay, Well, but we

1103
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,960
love you guys. Make sure we're checking our YouTube too.

1104
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Subscribe sub to that. Sub subscribe to the YouTube. Also

1105
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:55,880
make sure you get the notifications when new episodes come out.

1106
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I think you just got to hit the bell. Yes,

1107
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:01,519
put notifications on. I don't know why it doesn't default

1108
00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:04,599
to that. It's a constant battle with the algorithm. Constant,

1109
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:05,599
but we're trying.

1110
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 2: Oh, we should appease the algorithm.

1111
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:12,719
Speaker 1: Jews, you said it. Yeah, we did it, ladies and gentlemen,

1112
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:13,199
we did it.

1113
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:16,119
Speaker 2: Anyway.

1114
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Speaker 1: Thanks for tuning in. We love you for our Fox.

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I'm Damna Jester and you just got Saucer