Speaker 1: Damn boys back in town.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Deadline Podcast, Episode number three hundred and eight.
Speaker 1: That's a fucking fucked up number.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be talking about Raw from March thirtieth, nineteen
ninety eight, where Cain comes out and cuts a promo
on the stage while they steal cages.
Speaker 1: No, I mean that does I mean, it does happen.
You do, you're not lying, But that's not why we
watched it. We didn't watch it because Kane, that's a promo.
Kane doesn't even cut the promo. He's just there for one.
But we're watching this of course because this is the
raw after.
Speaker 2: The Midnight Express.
Speaker 1: No, I mean they're here as well. I don't know
if they were on. They probably were on many. They
were probably in the fifteen teen Rumble. This was the
raw after WrestleMania fourteen. It was the shift, the change
of the guard, Steve Austin's the champion, a lot of
big moments. Pete Rose, come on, you know, jackle it's
the Jackal is probably there as well. This is the
raw after WrestleMania fourteen, A big event here, A lot
going on in this episode as well.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, how about we do something we've
never done before. We've done it before, We're gonna do
it again. Johnny reads the Lock updates.
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we've done it all right, Well, I was time for
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Speaker 2: All right, let's get into raw from March thirtieth, nineteen
ninety eight.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the tides are turning here. We are,
of course, coming off of WrestleMania fourteen, where Stone Cold's
now the top guy, he's the top dog. Shawn Michaels,
he's out of here. Tony Sad badis book two good itis.
Before we talk about this, we're all let's see what
was going on in the World Wrestling at the time
with the Wrestling Observer newsletter from The Observer March twenty third,
nineteen ninety eight, Meltzer says, it's been more the same
with World Championship Wrestling, filled with turmoil behind the scenes
and setting records in front of the camera and at
the box office. The situation regarding six Sean Waltman, if anything,
got hotter over the past week with no explanation as
to his firing other than Eric Bischoff was trying to
send a message to Kevin Nash and Scott Hall. Waltman,
who had approximately eighteen months left on a three year contract,
was given his termination notice in a FedEx letter from
WW Vice president Nick Lambrose on March ninth, and immediately
his agent, Barry Bloom, opened up negotiations with the World
Wrestling Federation. As the week went on, there was no
contact between the front office at WW and Waltman, although
Waltman had been told by Nash that Bischoff had agreed
to quote unquote make everything right. But this brought up
another situation far larger than the situation with Waltman. In
a reality to the fantasy many people have over the
short term future of the business in this country. Among
all the turmoil, Woman's firing with no apparent reason given
other than he had the wrong friends who ironically were
the right friends when it came time from to get
the job at the wrong time, combined with the fact
that Bischoff had fired him last year for about one
hour after being mad about him pulling Rip Flair's tights
down during a match, made him not only open negotiation
with WF, but ready to go as a free agent.
He was also, by the way, uh, recuperating from a
broken freaking neck while he was fired here.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that is right. I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: What a shitty situation for the kidding, I mean, obviously
it works out fucking way better for h Yeah. Xbox
does pretty cool stuff. He's WWF front goes pretty okay
until everyone says he sucks and boots him for the
rest of his career. Dude, he never sucked.
Speaker 5: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: Let me talk about from The Observer March thirtieth, nineteen
ninety eight. Kevin Nails. You might know him as I
know as Kevin Kevin Nails.
Speaker 2: What why.
Speaker 1: He's expected to join the nWo and get a big
push seven eight nine. No, dude, no way, by the
time Nails gets in, he's fourteen. Like there's a million
dudes in this.
Speaker 5: He comes as Nails as Nails.
Speaker 1: Nails, No, he has to be an s WWU.
Speaker 2: Is that his real last name?
Speaker 1: No, it's Kevin Watch Halls with Kevin Nails.
Speaker 2: Is definitely like a FOURD star name.
Speaker 1: With a Z for sure.
Speaker 2: Kevin Nails all right.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's got a hammer on them. That's well.
In nineteen ninety one, by the way, Boys Nails, apparently,
in an argument over getting an eight thousand dollars payoff
for working a prelim match at the famous WF Wembley
Stadium Summers Limb Show, allegedly began choking Vince McMahon because
Vince wouldn't give him more money until the agents heard
the screams and pulled them off. From The Observer April sixth,
nineteen ninety eight in WW News, the deal with the
Nitro Plus experiment, Meltzer says is that on the Monday
after every pay per view starting on four twenty from
Colorado Springs, Colorado Nitrol will have a second feet available
to those with satellite dishes through DirecTV and for four
ninety nine cents extra that can buy Nitro as a
pay per view and get all the action that takes
place during the commercial breaks. The amount of buys that
would take to make this financially worthwhile would cost the
ratings of the show to be about point one. I
didn't know they did this?
Speaker 2: Is this?
Speaker 1: Is there footage?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Did anyone tape these?
Speaker 2: Oh? I don't know. I've actually never heard of that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I never.
Speaker 1: I wonder I'm gonna try to look at maybe I'll
I'll try to look more into it and we'll talk
about it later. But uh, yeah, I wonder how well
that actually did or how long it lasted. I'd never
heard of any if any of you old bastards that
still listen to this show, uh, because a lot of
you are young. The old bassards are dying. Grandpa, isn't
it is going away? Yeah? If any of you that
fucking may have been around during this had or seen
anything about this, I'd love to hear about it, because
that's I mean, that sounds pretty cool. I would watch
the shit out of that. I'd watch it. Now. There
is now talk of bringing back Rick Flair and reintroducing
a new Four Horsemen with arn Anderson as the spokesperson
and Bill Goldberg as one of the members, largely to
put Goldberg in the spotlight but still protect the public
from seeing his weaknesses. Meltzer says this is similar to
what Dusty Roodes did with Luger in ninety nineteen eighty seven,
where he was to be groomed to be the next
Hogan and a stand in the background and watch and
learn all the tricks of the trade from Flair. Meltzer says, Okay,
bad example, but the idea is still a sound one.
Bill fucking Goldberg and the Horseman. Is that right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That would have worked great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bill Goldberg famously getting along with everybody.
Speaker 2: I mean, I would kill it as a stooge Goldberg.
I have no idea what that looks like, but I
would say.
Speaker 1: It fucking imagine what that looks like. I don't know
if he has that in him, Like, I don't know
if that's a thing he could do. Even when they
turned him a heel, he was just Goldberg. Is he
was like doing anything different at all? And then he
said I hated this on TV.
Speaker 2: I'm not heeled.
Speaker 1: Last piece of news here. This is for you James
from The Observer, April thirteenth, ninety eight, and not sorry,
Samon's Frankensteiner off the top rope may now be nicknamed
the drunken Steiner.
Speaker 2: That'd be pretty cool. I don't think it was.
Speaker 1: I don't think it ever was.
Speaker 2: No, but that would be pretty cool.
Speaker 1: That's the goddamn Heine Corano. Are you fucking Corana?
Speaker 5: Always has been.
Speaker 1: Drunken Steiner is just like a drunk dudes version of that,
which that is good.
Speaker 5: I like that drunk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually not bad though.
Speaker 1: That's the franken Screamer and the Heine Corano. Please. Well,
that is it for the Observer. Now let's talk about
WWS Monday Night, Row, March thirtieth, nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 2: So we start off the show here the worldwide leader
in sports entertainment.
Speaker 1: In over one hundred countries in seven different languages.
Speaker 2: I think WCW should have done this with just slightly
higher numbers.
Speaker 1: In over one hundred and one country.
Speaker 2: A million countries, eight languages.
Speaker 1: More than worldwide, the universal leader.
Speaker 2: It's more than So we start with the code open here,
WrestleMania fourteen recap goes over all the legendary moments. I mean,
this is a really packed era, man, Like, there's just
so much stuff that like last the tests of time
just in these couple few months.
Speaker 1: Here, dude. I mean Pete Rose getting Tombstone. They fucking
played this forever, dude. Yeah, that was a huge fucking
time thing at the time and for years later after that,
and then like yeah, other stuff like of course Austin
winning the WF title. This is like, you know, the
Austin era has begun kind of shit here, and this
is a fucking pretty big RAW because of this, Like yeah,
I mean, like you know, you can point to other
you know, uh, you know raws after WrestleMania as being like, oh,
this is the start of a new era, but like
this might be up there with the biggest change of
the guard episode of Raw after a big show like.
Speaker 5: This, Yeah, definitely. Well, because like their main inventorsh. Michaels
is like out and he's not coming back for you know,
the Attitude era right now, So like they got Austin
and they're moving forward.
Speaker 1: Even Nails are about to join the end of.
Speaker 2: We had to get those guys out of here, So
we get Kurgan in chains chains with a Z at
least Kurkin Shane's and the Jackal.
Speaker 1: Not too much of my man courage, Like this guy
had something here. Wasn't TI going.
Speaker 5: Trouble get awesome? You know whatever?
Speaker 2: Well, Mike Tyson KOed a wrestler. That's what the newspaper said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good fuck Tony Undertaker versus Cane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Pete Rose, Steve Austin. A lot of stuff here,
and uh, a lot of stuff on this raw that
we're about to get into that I think a lot
of people will, uh will very much recognize. Yeah, Jim
Ross welcomes us into the Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York. Albany,
New York loves South.
Speaker 1: Park, Dude, they, I mean, to be fair, probably everyone
in nineteen ninety eight love South Park. I mean there
was dudes on the show that loves south Yeah, you
know it's and Michael Cole is here, packed fucking house.
The one thing I'm always impressed with, And I don't
know if I'll ever understand how it's done. Maybe someone
with pyrotechnical degree can tell me how the fuck do
they get the piro to shoot down from the ceiling
and hit the stage and not kill a bunch of
people on the way down. I don't understand how they
do that.
Speaker 2: Well, tonight we have Cactus, Jack and Chainstall Charlie. They're
taking on the New Age Outlaws.
Speaker 1: So okay. The situation here is is that they had
a dumpster match at WrestleMania for the tag titles Cactus
and Chainstall. Charlie. You may know miss Terry Funk, And
if you didn't know Misterry Funk, you'll know him after
this episode because that's all they call him.
Speaker 5: Jae I did this is Jared, Like, Yeah, that's my.
Speaker 1: Friend Terry Funk. Those commentators like they're all spoiler a
little bit fucking It's like his name plates, his trains
on Charlie. He fucking walks out there in a Terry
Funk shirt.
Speaker 2: He didn't have the mask on.
Speaker 5: Then why I guess they call him ch Charlie, not
just Terry Funk like.
Speaker 1: Jack. I guess was the idea you gotta make him Charlie.
Speaker 5: It makes sense if that guy has altered he goes,
why is very Funk an altered?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know how.
Speaker 1: His first proto Charlie. I don't know why they call
me this. I'm Terry Funk said his promos. All right,
I just want to I just want to say, I
don't know what.
Speaker 5: Have you put pantyhose on my head? I don't understand it.
I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Well, might not. Fanny's feet. They fucking have a dumpster
match at the pay per view, right, and this Jack
and Fanny's feet.
Speaker 2: That's a good name's feet.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so he fucking they went. But they win
the dumpster match. But the outlaw has got a lawyer involved,
and the lawyer was able to reverse the decision, or.
Speaker 6: A lawyer could road Dog get that's the dog. Bob Armstrong.
Armstrong Armstrong contact.
Speaker 2: The Army and the Navy got the best lawyer he
could afford.
Speaker 1: Called some He called some of his boys and said, listen,
they fucked over the road Dog at WrestleMania. They used
the wrong dumpster the dog. Oh, we'll be right there.
So that's what it was. Yeah, they used the wrong
dumpster to win the match. It wasn't the aim. So
the titles are held up now, and that's what we're getting.
A cage match for the tag titles. Man okay. Also Jr.
Says Tripah has an announcement tonight, and he says, rumor
has it there's a rift in DX. Oh wow, never
cat a little bit before. Yeah wow.
Speaker 2: So yeah, the Vince Wickman town Hall to start things
off here, vincing Man walks down with no music and
the blue WWF Big Eagle belt with the WWF block logo.
Thebew of this title, right, that's right, it's the very
first time it's seen.
Speaker 1: That's I mean, a beautiful belt.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's fantastic. I'm always a little bit more leaning
towards the scratch logo Big Eagle, but the block logo
blue belt is also gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Do you like this version because.
Speaker 5: It is a little bit different than the scratch logo one.
It's got a little bit differences on it.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know that it's blue.
Speaker 5: No, I don't. I was looking his belt up because
I wanted to know about it, not that it's only blue,
but also that the side has like cutouts on the side.
But near the end of the run of that belt,
they broke off, kind of like the TNA belt.
Speaker 2: Oh, Steve Austin kept breaking them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure he threw that belt. Yeah, dude, so
they painted it in the next version. They ended up
painting it instead of cutting it out. They just painted
it black.
Speaker 1: And they do you know when they switched to the.
Speaker 5: Scratch Yeah, Survivor series Deadly Games because I looked it up, like, yeah,
they Sunday Night Heat before they the belt or whatever.
Speaker 1: Sorry spoiler.
Speaker 2: A lot of people awayne Dill for that one.
Speaker 5: But yeah, so they get the new belt when they
do the Deadly Games thing and the Rock has it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so vincing man comes down here with the new belt.
He's showing it off and everyone's bowing. They like the
winged Eagle.
Speaker 1: I guess fucking smarts don't give nothing a chance.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Hello, you hear me.
Speaker 1: Work forever? Is this Mike? Is this working? He walks
over the ropes and he he leans over and he
doesn't have the mic to his lips. He's just talking.
Is this Mike working? I can't hear myself.
Speaker 5: It was I was wondering did they have the speaker
in the side of the ring. I don't even notice.
Speaker 1: Here, Tony. I don't know if they like the monitor one.
Speaker 5: You know how they used to do that or they
do that.
Speaker 1: They might not have had that tech yet, but I
don't I.
Speaker 5: Think what was going on? Am I correct in saying
that I was going to the TV audience only and
not to the live audience.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, Because there's there's one point here where
he's just announcing Austin and you can hear this switch.
We're like, okay, he's going out to everybody, and he says, uh,
I am pleased to present to you. The new War
was like Federation Japan stone go see Austin, huge fucking
poppy or everyone loses their mind. I mean they were
chatting Austin before Vince even came out. This is the
fucking guy here. There's a fucking fantastic sign here that
says stone cold, straight up, big boys, shiit. And Austin
comes out with the old belt and everyone cheers because
they like that belt more.
Speaker 2: They just remember they like it a lot.
Speaker 1: Austin gets in the ring and he looks at his
belt and he looks at the one Vince is holding,
and he throws the old belt at Vince's feet and
Vince sells it and Austin grabs the new one and
hits all four corners with the title. Vince says, first
thing I'd like to say, other than congratulations, is that
I'd like to clear up any misunderstanding that I may
have said or and then crowd's just booming the ship
out of him. I must just be this fucking title.
This sucks.
Speaker 2: It's really throwing the crowd off.
Speaker 1: There's habitats in the whole show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brett har held that one asshole.
Speaker 1: Vince had that he's had.
Speaker 2: One.
Speaker 1: Vince says, Uh, you know, I'd like to positive you
know what I had to say several weeks ago about
you winning the w fIF Championship. Truth is, I am
proud of of you becoming the World Wrestling Federation champion,
proud of you to represent this company, my company, and
mister Austin together and that's a key word together, Mister Austin,
him going and mister Austin is like fucking annoys the
ship out of me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he's got this character down to a t.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and it hasn't even like scratch damn
even scratched the fun.
Speaker 2: This is literally like the beginning.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's so he's kind of timid here and he
hasn't figured out that he's got grape fruits under his pants,
you know, so you have Once he figures that out.
Speaker 1: It's Vince says, mister Austin. Together with my vision and
your charisma, with my mental prowess and you're physical, mister Austin,
one day you might become the greatest WWF champion of
all time. And Austin of course, has something to say here,
and Austin says, Vane, let's let's cut through all the Yes,
I know for a fact that you hate me, but
that's okay because I hate you right back, and then says,
just for the record, I do not hate you. Not
only do I not hate you, I find you to
be a swell guy. And Vince says swell guy. And
the look on Austin's face. I don't know why he
was so offended by that, but he's like, he just
immediately snaps to a whole different look on his face.
He's fucking ridiculous. Yes, Austin looks and I'm crazy and
then says, I you know, I love you. I think
you're a hell of a guy. What he immediately what
did you? I think you're a hell of a guy. Yeah,
I know you shed dad shed just looking back on
this is not really that big of a deal, like,
what the fuck is going on here? Well, you know,
I didn't. I didn't mean that. I you know, I
love you. Just figure out of speech? What did you say?
Figure a speech? What? He just dude, what the fuck
is going on here? All right, let's not get confrontational.
But you said what off? Mike? Vince says, he said,
I love you? Hey, you you put that microphone up
to your little mouth before I bash it in. What'd
you tell me? And Vince says, I said I love you,
but you know, it's just a figure a speech. And
Austin laughs at this, and he he walks away for
a moment and he comes back and he takes the
mic and he says, okay, hot shot, I love you too.
And that's like the end of that, Like there's no
he doesn't turn that around to like be shitty or anything.
He just says, all right, yeah, I love you as well.
Speaker 2: I was nice of.
Speaker 1: You, glad this is the crowd even reacts like uh oh,
and then he just moves on, Oh okay, that's fucking
pretty cool. Uh Now we got on a gratuitous bs
out of the way. Oh that's gentle man. Oh crap.
I ain't gonna do things your way. I'm gonna continue
to raise as much hell and do things and create
as much chaosh and give you more gray hairs every
single day of your life. The gray hairs line I
remember vividly for some reason. I don't know if they
played that in a ton of videos or what, but
I think so. Yeah, Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tell us,
don't go Dave Austin what to do, and that's the
bottom line. And uh well, Vince says won't And this
is like this set's kind of the path of these
two forever. Well, we can do this the easy way,
or we can do this the hard way. Mister Austin.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be doing this the hard way for the
rest of our lives. Yeah, I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 1: We have at least four years of the hard way, and.
Speaker 2: She will be arrested so much.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, and I'm gonna be so I'm just gonna
take an unreal amount of stunners. I gotta tell you,
mister Austin.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be ticking beat and I'm gonna be falling
backwards for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: I'll never learn how to take this, mister Austin. We
will make a lot of money along the way.
Speaker 5: What did you say to me?
Speaker 1: What you say? I said, I love you all right?
No problem, I love you too. So Austin says, well,
that's that sounds like an important decision for yours in
my relationship. Can I have ten checonds to think about
his decision? Vinceys by all means. So Austin walks away,
and he's rubbing his bald ass head and looks up
at the crowd, And this shot of Austin looking up
at the hard gam is fucking super famous in my head. Again,
it might be just something they us in this tron
or something like that. I just remember it lot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, So.
Speaker 1: Austin walks back up to Vince, and of course he
hit him with the stone.
Speaker 2: Cold stone, the gun kick stunner. So cool. I thought
the whole thing there at the end was funny where
he said that, can I have ten seconds to think
about this? He bags off. He just scratches his head
really deadly. There was some thought coming into his head.
He's like that hurts, So hits him with the stunner
and the Jim Ross's stone Cole will never be Employee
of the Month. I thought that was a good line.
Speaker 1: It's awesome.
Speaker 2: We have the Legion of Doom versus Jose and Jesus
from Los Barriquas.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is like fucking tag team wrestling his bag.
So this is l O. D.
Speaker 2: Two thousand. They're here with Sonny and the Hockey Mass
and the new Outfit and they're trying to give this
a go. So Animal hits a power slam on Jose
Estrada and Hawk hits a flying shoulder tackle on Jesus.
Speaker 1: L O.
Speaker 2: D Then sets up the Doom's Day Device on Jesus.
They hit it and they win.
Speaker 1: And Jesus lands right on top of his fucking head.
Yeah it looks great, awesome though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it
looked fucking fantastic. I was dying laughing at I said, oh, okay,
we're just fucking fuck the Barrikas. They're done. Hut I knew.
Speaker 5: And they got the jobber entrance. It wasn't looking good
for them tonight.
Speaker 1: And that's a fucked up team to do jobber entrance
to to because they have a tremendous theme song. Yes,
it's held high, hell hell yeah, god dare they are so?
Speaker 2: Sonny comes in the ring, she's in her l D outfit.
Uh and she introduces them as l O D. Two thousand,
mixing twisted steel with sex appeal.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is led?
Speaker 7: Jim Ross is like baffled by hold On Dashed the
road Warriors and that started, But it is it is
nineteen ninety eight, wired in two thousand, in March for years.
Speaker 1: You think this is fucking county. He stands up.
Speaker 2: The fuck it takes sense?
Speaker 1: Set up?
Speaker 5: What the fuck do you take your year?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 5: Are you a time traveler? Sonny? Are you from the
year two thousand?
Speaker 2: That would have been crazy if that was the gimmick
by the way to oh, they're I'm traveling. Son is
a time traveler.
Speaker 1: She's out fist. They should like get a really really
hungry guy in this I can't tell me chocolate? Where
just like yeah? Where does Sonny draws and hide and
rank and like lead like Paul Ellering also in Christy Evy,
What do they all rank here?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Are they above an animal?
Speaker 5: Like l O D? Two thousand and eight? Sunny draws
and eight.
Speaker 1: Their name.
Speaker 2: Sonny went to L A D two thousand and eight,
and so I didn't know. I got got back at
the time machine said let me go a little bit further,
go back.
Speaker 5: To two thousand.
Speaker 1: Whatever, this future with a chocolate the fat his fucking
head crying into the locker, season on the on the fist.
I'm out of here and there's.
Speaker 2: Nothing I could do.
Speaker 1: Hawking animal will have to do it, fucking tua.
Speaker 2: So we go backstage. Kevin Kelly is here at the
security office in the Pepsi Arena.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Kevin Kelly's backstage. He's in the security office
in the Pepsi Arena, where he says an irate Vince
McMahon just left. He just got off the phone with
the police. They're coming for him. Vince BigMan has called
the police and said, I don't care how many cops
it takes. I want Stone called Steve Auston arrested now,
which is like I was watching this and I was like,
why is this such a big fucking deal, Like he
was always getting arrested, But I guess this was like
one of the first times, or.
Speaker 2: If you know, this wasn't even the most famous version
of him being arrested.
Speaker 1: No, dude, it's not. But like it's like the it's
a big fucking deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Vin, this man doesn't care how many cops it takes.
It doesn't take many. Steve Austin kind of.
Speaker 1: Discussed, yeah, like he's not fighting with him.
Speaker 2: In all, we get a w w F attitude propaganda video.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yes, this is fucking awesome. Uh, it's all these
old dudes saying, like how less cool they were.
Speaker 2: Dude, I love this. So it's it's like a w
WF Attitude video. Gorilla Monsoon, Ernie Ladd and Freddy Blast.
You say, how fucking cool is talking Mitchinoku? I mean,
that is the coolest guy I've ever fucking seen.
Speaker 1: Dude. Ernie Ladd says, I never did a moon salt.
This guy fucking this ship is awesome.
Speaker 5: My feet never left the ground. Brother. It is interesting though,
that they got these old time It's kind of a
cool concept, you know, like old guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these guys.
Speaker 5: They're way cooler than anything we could do. That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 2: And it shows clubs of talking about Oku like this
is awesome. I agree, just like you see Vin's tail
later that motherfuck Chris Nuts.
Speaker 1: You don't even know what's coming. God damn.
Speaker 2: We go backstage. Kevin Kelly is back here in the
locker room and he says the d o A tried
to smarten up Steve Austin.
Speaker 1: Well, it's it's the only people stone Cald will listen
to his fellow bald guys. Hey boys, Yeah, the Disciples
of Apocalypse attending to smart out Stone Cold of the
fact that the police are on their way, which I
don't know how they got the iggy about this or
they narks like what is this hidden disciples.
Speaker 2: They work with the police.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2: He said. They try to smarten up Steve Austin.
Speaker 1: Stone Cold, and Kevin Kelly said, Stone Cold said, and
I quote, I ain't going anywhere. Vince McMahon doesn't have
the balls to have me arrested again. That's a quote.
That's it from back here.
Speaker 2: So we have Kurgan versus Chains.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well change is about to get run here.
Speaker 2: He says that that Jackal.
Speaker 1: Kurgan comes out and he goes. They ever expand on
Kurgan not speaking English or words.
Speaker 5: He was a military guy, right, wasn't that the.
Speaker 1: Deal waswashed by the jackal. He doesn't know English.
Speaker 5: Back in the day military right, wasn't he with the
South Park?
Speaker 2: Was his gimmick?
Speaker 1: That's later a right truth commissioned. Yes, yes, yeah, he
was the interrogator, which is nuts.
Speaker 5: Interrogating later Kurgan and then Kurgan the interrogator is the jackal.
Speaker 1: They have him sit down with a dude and he goes,
I'll give you everything you need to know.
Speaker 2: What the fuck this guy scared the all out of me.
It is crazy how much Kurgan looks like EC three.
It's legit nuts.
Speaker 1: Dude, I mean it's almost a one to one.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Kurgan uh here with Jacko taking on Uh.
Kurgan hits a back body drop into a primal scream.
He's got that lockdown man, That's what I wrote. This
man is in the parking lot waiting for the police.
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, well you know you don't want
to say. I don't know how they were missing out
on this Kurgan Chain's action with a live shot of
them fucking to the parking lot.
Speaker 2: So Kurgan misses a shoulder tackle into the buckle and
Chain starts firing back, but Kurgan hits that big boot tough.
Kergan then raises his hand and his fingers are black,
and JR. Says he's about to hit the paralyzer.
Speaker 1: Fucking paralyzer.
Speaker 2: Great is fucking name for a movie. By the way,
the paralyzer.
Speaker 1: Tremendous name and someone should use it.
Speaker 2: So Kurgan locks in the paralyzer, which is the iron.
Speaker 1: Claw right and on outside the ring the jackal. He's
pointing at JR. And he's saying, this is all your fault,
This is all your fault is happening. He keeps saying
he's yelling at j R. And j R doesn't answer
for a second. He looks up on me and he says,
we trod about who is.
Speaker 2: So Kurgan keeps the iron claw locked in. He pins
him to the mat uh then he drags him out
by the top of his head and walks him up
the ramp. What's he gonna do with this? Did interrogate him?
What do you know about Kevin Nails?
Speaker 1: Kergy gets super serious. He just bes totally normal. What
do you know about this? Push?
Speaker 5: Please tell me about Kevin Nails?
Speaker 1: Who else is joining the nw O getting arrested?
Speaker 5: Dxity goots what's going on tonight, dude?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has some I mean, like this is ridiculous
how he fucking does this. He has them in the
iron claw and then he change his back is on
the canvas, Kurakin gets wins, gets up, lifts him up,
and then they he walks him out of the ring
like he's walking like spider style up the ramp holding
the dude's head.
Speaker 2: It's legit impressive.
Speaker 1: I can't believe, Like, I can't believe chains doesn't fall.
Speaker 2: It was like a super It was super intimidating. Like
they didn't really make a big deal out of it
or anything.
Speaker 1: They don't. They don't fucking react at all. I mean,
he must have been doing this a ton so they
were just over it. But like this is crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's like some scary ass shit Like this
dude grabbed this guy by the skull and literally walked
him through the ropes with his hand attacks to his
skull and then walked him up the ramp. I mean
it was like fucked up looking like I was like, wow,
this is a this is a menace here, dude.
Speaker 1: Dude, And through the rest of the night, not a
single person questions where he took chains. Why is no
one concerned about where chains is? Don't only worried with
stone Culls get arrested? Do your boy just got abducted?
What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Well is he our boy? Because we knew his name.
Speaker 1: That's Brian Lee, who was the undertaker? Like, can you
fucking should someone be upset about this? So we have
Vince McMahon.
Speaker 2: He takes the police backstage and he tells him where
Steve Awston's locker room.
Speaker 1: Is, and uh, you can see like some of the
boys are just hanging out back there, which is fucking funny.
And Jared just let me tell you, Sean Michael Bradal,
schnakes do not make good pets, all right.
Speaker 2: Right, we have Jeff Jarrett versus Agula up next.
Speaker 1: Yes, Agula, of course, otherwise known as s A Rios Well.
Speaker 2: Tony Chimmel introduces Tennessee Lee, the world's greatest promoter.
Speaker 1: Dude? Does he not say a beautiful volunteer. I don't
know a beautiful volunteer today the world's grands from murder
Tennessee Lee, Like, Tennessee Lee is fucking insane. I don't
know like how long this run is for I only
and I don't know what else he did. I'm assuming
he was like a fucking USWA or n w A
guy or something, right, because like this seems insane.
Speaker 2: He's a super WCW act, so it's always super weird
seeing him in WWF.
Speaker 1: I think he's funny as shit though, and his cadence
is crazy all right, o, dude, I.
Speaker 2: Mean his nuts. He's greeting super hard all the time too.
Speaker 1: And he of course introduces JB R E w T
Jeff Jarrett. That's how you spell it h and Jared
comes out with the light up outphit and the light
up outfit horse. Dude, led horse.
Speaker 5: What the fuck? That was awesome?
Speaker 2: Dude, He's about to have a banger too.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is fucking awesome. They need to put
the light up horse in the games and I could
have a new Jack come out on.
Speaker 2: So Jeff Jarrett hot starts on Mister Aguila and hits
a DDT. WWF has a guy standing on the apron
for a shot where Jarrett talks to the camera, which
felt very w CWS.
Speaker 1: He probably said he said, I need this ww shot
for this.
Speaker 2: The ship's cool as fuck, guys. I don't know what
it does you.
Speaker 1: Cole also says Jaredab's hands full tonight against the Mexican
teen sensation Aguila, who put up a hell of a
fight against talking about Younoku for the light heavyweight championship,
and I was like, oh, he's that fucking young. I
was like, I don't know if he got that wrong
or not. But then they say he's nineteen years old here, Aguly, hmm, yeah,
nineteen fucking nuts. Wow.
Speaker 2: Tennesse Lee joins them on commentary here and says that
they should put Steve Auston under the jail to die.
Speaker 1: That sucks. What did he do to well? I guess
he probably did fucking kick Jared's s or it was coming.
Speaker 2: So so Aguila does a double backflip and then a
spinning heel kick. He does a fucking like dude, spiral tap.
Speaker 1: Yes, sky twister press that he misses well.
Speaker 2: Jareded rolls in. I'm not sure if he knew how
far he would go or what the dealer with this move?
Speaker 1: What move was being fit here or he.
Speaker 2: Said I'm gonna do the sky twister press and Jared
Pie say, you do whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1: That's so fucking funny. That Legit feels one of this
because he he misses or he's meant to miss the
sky Twister press. Jared gets up and just puts him
in the figure four.
Speaker 2: He lands on his back, so sky twister press off
the top, he lands on his back. Jared just stands
up and turns around, kills the heat of the match
completely and then just go straight to the finish figure four.
Speaker 1: Fu fuck you, yeah, I mean, do whatever the fuck
you want. I'm winning, dude. Tennessee Lee is on commentary.
Jared has the figure four in and Tennessee Le says,
all right, well, I'm gonna go to the ring with
the winner now, and he stands up in the staggulate
taps out. I thought it was awesome.
Speaker 2: Steve Blackman runs in the ring and hits a bicycle
kick and then lines Jared out of the ring.
Speaker 1: Jared up too fucking nails him with the kick, and
then he of course stands off with Tennessee Lean. He's
gonna get him, and Tennessee Lee puts the reft between
the two of them, and then Jarrett comes back in
the glombs black Men from behind and sends them to
the floor and they both leave up the ramp and
blackman in the ring says, get your ass back here.
They do not. They do not get their ass back here, though, Sadley.
Speaker 2: We got backstage. Vincent Man and the police walk out
of the Red Locker room and Steve Austin is handcuffed.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's Austin, and are sorry. Vince is walking with
Slaughter and Briscoe and then following out them following after him.
Excuse me as the cops and they have Austin and handcuffs,
and Austin says, bench that's that's a hell of a rib. Shun,
that's the hell of a rib. So the cops are
walking them down the hallway and and Vince says, that's
just what she was deserve. And Austin runs himself into Vince,
just into a wall, and the cops have to pull
him off, and Vince says he's not an and Austin says,
you ain't gonna give me a jail forever when I
get out, your ass is mine, which I mean, that's
that's true. I don't like he's getting arrested for stunning,
I assumes is what this is, right, which is yeah,
think of that, because like I mean that becomes like,
that's what everyone does in a minute here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, you have to want to press charges.
The Vince decided it was time to press charges.
Speaker 1: He just won the belt on the biggest show ever.
Get his head on a jail, put him under the jail.
Speaker 2: He got the big eagle boot. Just go ahead, put
him in jail. Put him under the jail.
Speaker 1: Doessically said, kill him with the figure of four. Take
his eat.
Speaker 2: Jared Rod's brought to you by one hundred Collect and
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm getting that shit. On KAZ.
Speaker 2: It shows Steve Austin being loaded into the police car
and Austin yells at Vince, who cannot hear them.
Speaker 1: Is so fucking far away. So yeah, they show the
whole part of them walking them through the hallway, but
it's without commentary. But you can hear JR. On commentary
through I guess just the fucking monitors in the backstage,
which is sounded kind of cool. And you can also
hear someone tell one of the camera guys to slow
down because he was walking too fast. That's funny, and
the cops would Austin in the back of the squad car,
and Austin says, you ain't seen the last of me, bench,
I'm gonna get your ash count on it. And then
the cops back up the squad car and they leave.
Speaker 2: And my brain inserted not by a long shot, and me.
Speaker 1: Fucking too, which again this happened so anymore time.
Speaker 2: We cut to the arena. There's a couple of signs here,
World's crappiest wrestling Dude.
Speaker 1: I wrote that one down too. I also wrote down
college basketball sucks.
Speaker 2: Go on, man, Gonzaga is about go on a tear
in a couple.
Speaker 1: Of yearsorry, man, we got a heat raws on.
Speaker 2: Vince McMahon gets another town hall here.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, this was like kind of unnecessary. I don't know,
I don't know if they wanted to end the first
hour maybe with like, yeah, making sure people knew that
this just happened because they were just tuning in or something,
because we.
Speaker 2: Were moving on to the next bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, Yeah, that's that's fair. And Vince. Yeah,
Vince gets on the mic and says, I came out
here because I felt like I knowed you in an explanation,
and perhaps in the state of mind that mister Austin
is in, perhaps a twenty four hour cooling off period
is appropriate. And I didn't want to have to do it.
I gave mister Austin a choice. He selected his choice,
and dammit, I selected mine, and he fucking launched it.
He throws the mic up, and I mean that was
kind of baller. Actually, I said, oh shit, all right,
you're gonna get your ass whoop.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they'll be throwing that mic now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like you should know better than anyone,
vince that that shit is expensive. You spike that shit,
and like you should get chewed out in the back
by the boys.
Speaker 2: Uh. So we end that, and uh boys, I think
I can hear the I think the war zone is coming.
Speaker 1: Shit, let's go put the fucking kids to bed, get
the fuck out of here. It's war zone time. Baby.
Let's play the same intro that we played it earlier.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, we got a little bit here.
There's a little bit of a limbo where raw's over,
warzone hasn't started. Yeah, this is like the bone zone.
There's something of that nature.
Speaker 5: Yeah that sounds right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm fucking up for the Bone Zone.
Speaker 2: Work shopping it. You know. Triple Ah says, I'm about
to cut a promo, so I'm out at this point.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, you may think, uh at d X last
night dropped the ball. Well tonight, Tripleh's gonna drop the hammer.
As you know, it comes to an X rayed end tonight. Dude,
this like, if I'm vincent I see him cutting just
that fucking small bit of promo, I'm xnating this whole
fucking thing. Fuck that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's live, Like, we'll just cut it and do something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like China's hitting you with the pedigree and she's
going to lead this group now fuck golf.
Speaker 2: So Chainsaw, Charlie and cat Is Jack versus the New
Age Outlaws. We'll be that in a cage.
Speaker 1: You're really gonna call him what you're gonna call him?
Speaker 2: What's it's on the sheet?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, and you're fucking blind Now you're blind. Oh
I'm not blinded.
Speaker 2: I'm just reading the sheet. So they go backstage. The
Rock is here with Purple Strap ice title along with
the Nation of Domination.
Speaker 1: So The Rock is backstage with the Nation of Domination
and Jr. Is speaking to him through the camera, which
we learned earlier earlier that everyone can hear Jar backstage.
And that's kind of answered a lot of questions that
I've had over the years of how people heard him.
They just they just hear him fucking backstage all the time.
And Jared says, Rock last night a wrestaurant in you,
it's quite an experience, and I assume for everyone in
the nation, and the Rock says, shut your mouth and
know your damn role. The fact that the matter is
this Ken Shamrock. After what you tried to do to
the Rock at WrestleMania, the Rock can't hardly walk right.
He's been spitting up blood. But it doesn't really matter
because our Rock is still standing here like the man
in a half he is. That's awesome. He's the man
in a half. Ken't Shamrock. I got a big hand,
and you know what that means. I'm gonna lay down.
I'm gonna lay this SmackDown on you in a major
way tonight. Now onto something bigger and better, you know.
For Ruke, I want to tell you this. You showed
the Rock last night a world that he hasn't been
too used to. You showed me something I should have
seen a long time ago. You opened my eyes to something,
and for that I am grateful. You are the reason
why our Rock joined the Nation, and why the Rock
is successful, and why the Rock is still the Undercontinental Champion.
And after tonight, the Nation will be the strongest it's
ever been. And then the Rock and Fruits stare down
and uh we go to commercial there, which uh I
was I was like, oh fuck. I didn't realize, Like
in my brain, I was like, Okay, this is like
the Triple HD X night. I didn't realize we're all
this is also the fucking Rock Nation shit right, Yeah, just.
Speaker 2: Kind of throwing everything out there right now.
Speaker 1: Big yeah, like a lot of big like pushes here
for a lot of dudes here. I mean, I understand
Sean's you know, going like a little change into the
guard there in that regard, but yeah, wow, they're they're
elevating a bunch of dudes here.
Speaker 2: Yes, little babies, the fucking bed the war zones here,
blow everything the fuck up, blow it all up. Everyone
else can watch Nitro get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: We can't read, we can't write, but we know how
to function up.
Speaker 2: That's it's awesome. Man, the war zones here, Man, we get.
Speaker 5: A sweet idea to have them transition over into a
crazy like adult zone here with bringing the perver Jerry Loller.
Speaker 1: That's here.
Speaker 2: Oh great, So for Rouke and the Rock Rocky my
Villa take on Steve Blackman and Ken Shamrock.
Speaker 1: Crazy fucking match here. I also, yeah, he's the rock
Rocky my Via. I wanted to also bring that up
that I guess. I don't know how long after this
he drops Rocky my Va. It's probably pretty soon, honest, Yeah, yeah,
it might be the next week.
Speaker 2: Steve Blackman comes out here in accustomed Tiger Ghee and
Ken Shamrock slaps his head on the steps and screams.
Speaker 1: He's standing on the steps slapping his head. I wish he,
I mean, because that what you said. Maybe think he
is slapping his head against the steps.
Speaker 2: Shit, I mean, maybe he does.
Speaker 1: Which would have been fucking awesome. Also, when he walks out,
there's like a shot of him. They zoom in on
like Shaman SHAMROCK's tron and it's just his face and
it scared the ship out of me. I said, Oh
my god, he looking dude.
Speaker 2: So the Rock wants to start the match off with
Ken Shamrock because of WrestleMania fort he sucks, so he
gets tagged in and he tells Shamrock to meet him
right there in the middle forever, and then Shamrock does,
and then the Rock backs up and tags Fruk and says.
Speaker 5: Oh my leg hurts.
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Shamrock and Feru go to lock up, and Fruk instantly
I rate Shamrock, which.
Speaker 1: Is fun like, is so like, he's almost the same
size as Shamrock.
Speaker 2: He gives him a power slam, and on commentary they
call Shamrock the first UFC Super Fight Champion, which is cool.
Speaker 1: I thought that was cool, dude. Later, fucking spoilers Cornett
like just spoils the rest of the UFCS that we
have to watch, bitch.
Speaker 2: So Steve Blackman does a really crazy jump over Ferruk,
who does a drop down and then HiT's a very
pinpoint t and a kick.
Speaker 1: That was fucking super close.
Speaker 2: Shamrock stays in control of Faruk for a while before
Ferruk hits a Spinebuster goes for the hot tag to Rock,
but Rock raises his hand really really high and says,
I fuck it, I'm out of here.
Speaker 1: Fruk is on the ground and Rock has his head
in the air literally all the way up.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 1: The fuck yeah the Rock. But he says I he
look just as I'm out of here and waves off
Ruke and jumps off the apron fucking leaves and Loa
says Frank made the Rock mad. He wanted to tag
him on the other chance.
Speaker 2: Rock also limps up the ramp, talking to himself in
third person. You sawn of a bitch, he's slowly losing it.
Shamrock hits the belly to belly on Farruk and then
pins him for the three.
Speaker 1: So fucking Fruk is pissed, super pissed. So Pisty starts
taking off his single at top, which you know, you
expose the breasts and that's like.
Speaker 2: Now it's about to be a fight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going, so fruks on and says, hey, boy,
listen to me, Rocky. I told you Punk that no
boy grows up to be a man when they cross me.
That's fucking nuts. By the way, I will kill you,
is what he said, right, yeah, fucker Now, since you
like to wear high fashioned clothes, and jewelry. I got
something I want you to wear tonight. You're gonna be
wearing a good ass whooping to get down here.
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, he's a badass. Motherfucker's dad pigs ass.
Speaker 1: So the Rock wobbles out here. He's limping and he's
talking ship like James Matching before. He's doing it just
on the way back down the rap. Now he just
fucked up, and he gets in the ring and he
gets in Frug's face and they argue, and the Nation
get in the ring and they try to break it up.
Well that's not doing anything because Frug double ex Rock.
They fucking start brawling. The Nation try to break it up.
The refs are here to break it up as well,
and the Rock leaves the ring and Rock goes. He's again,
once again limping up the ramp. He's had enough. Well
Fruit hasn't fucking had enough, because the Fruit gets back
on the mic and says, oh hell no, boy, it
ain't over, not like that. Get your ass back down here,
and Jerry Lawlers says, what.
Speaker 2: Dude, that was crazy, and him fighting, then breaking it
up and then him getting the mic and saying, oh
hell no, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Get back down here like that was like, yeah, we
see a shot of the Rock now on the ramp
while Fruke is waiting from the get back in the
ring and the Rock I don't know. I don't know
if this is the first one because they make a
deal of this, so I don't know, like if this
was meant to be something like else other than what
it became. But the Rock does the people's eyebrow. Uh
not of course called that yet, he just does it.
And then that leads to the Nation jumping Faruk in
the ring and they stomped the ship out of Fruk.
And on commentary they're making a point of saying, oh
did you see that? He he fucking came to Iggy,
he fucking raised eyebrow. He gives you the little signal,
and he started women fruks ass. The eyebrow raise was
fucking just a g up for to kick some ass.
Speaker 5: It's like a mob hit thing you do. And yeah,
well your boys take out the trash.
Speaker 2: They didn't say that at first. Rock just looked at him,
raised the eyebrow on the ramp and then they executed
orders sixty six on Faruk and I was super confused.
I was like, did that was that like supposed to
be the signal? Was the eyebrow? And then I swear
to god, Jim Ross, like you said, literally goes that
had to beat a signal, and I'm like the eyebrow raised.
Speaker 1: Dude that I was like, the eyebrow was the signal?
I thought I missed something until they recap it and
show that that's what they were talking about.
Speaker 2: It shows them raising the eyebrow on the fucking tron.
Speaker 1: It is so funny's evil.
Speaker 2: That was so fucking funny. It's just Rocks big ahead
on the drawn raising the eyebrow and it's so funny.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's just shignal the Nation shignal. Yeah, this was great.
I mean I like it a lot. Yeah, like fuck,
like this is a big fucking moment here and uh
the Nation stop out Farruk and the Rockets back in
the ring and and back them all up. And then
he picks roocup and it's with the rock bottom and
he gets to the mic and says, you let this
be a lesson and you, you stupid piece of trash.
This is the reason why the rock don't ever want
you to think you were the ever the leader of
the Rock. The Rock is not only the leader of
the Nation of domination, He's the ruler of the nation
of domination. And before I leave, let me leave you
with a little something. And I thought he was gonna
like hit him with the rock bottom again. He just
kicks them and then leaves just one time. Yeah, a
little one stop and then rock in the nation. I'll
do the fist to the hardcam and oh my god,
he he gave Delo that shakele.
Speaker 2: Wwf rewind brought to you by dial ten three to
two one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get your deals, get that, you know, make them.
Collect calls and save money on them. Collect calls of course.
Speaker 2: You guys, remember collect calls, all of you guys listeners,
remember collect calls.
Speaker 1: Him hay phones to call home of course after school.
Speaker 2: So Triple H, town Hall, Triple H is the current
European champion, and he has like two sentences to say,
but he'll stretch this out for a long time, So
go ahead and.
Speaker 1: Get him a lot to fucking say. Or you no,
you're right, Like I guess that's a great way to
put it. He like this feels like a triple H
from him, but it's really not. But it always has
been formed to be.
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, I mean he has nothing to say
at all.
Speaker 1: They showed Jr. And Waller a commentary. By the way,
Waller is shirtless with his big ass jack and his
fucked up haircut, Like, I fucking hate looking at this
fucking guy.
Speaker 2: Many would show him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please get this freak off my screen. So, yeah,
Triple H in Chinatown Hall, and Triple H is in
the ring and he says, you know, a lot can
happen in twenty four hours. Let's start with Mike Tyson. Well,
I kept saying, you know, is he with us? He's
the part of us? Are you sure? And what I heard,
don't worry, kid, I gotta cover you worry too much? Well,
you drop the ball, but don't worry, HBK because Triple
H picked it up. And now the ball is in
my court and I'm in the paint and I'm going
for three.
Speaker 5: Right up, I'm on fire.
Speaker 1: Boom shot the LACA from down down.
Speaker 5: What the hell are you talking about.
Speaker 1: I'll take care of the worries and the problems, and
I'll make the decisions. This is the genesis of Mega
This right here, from right now. This is the genesis
of Degeneration X and tonight live in front of the world.
I form the d X Army in army to take
care of business that should have been taken care of
right from the start. And when you start an army,
what do you sound to know? What else can do?
The first thing you do is you look to your
blood TABI bated. You look at your buddies, you look
to your friends. You look at the clip. Yes, yes, yes,
the one time I guess we are in the war zone.
One guy that sucked up spelling click click on the
sign clip.
Speaker 2: Is super excited, takes his sign out, looks at Holy fuck,
he writes, the backup.
Speaker 5: You look for a driver first. Prichard come up.
Speaker 1: Sadly, he said, click, I wrote that wrong.
Speaker 5: Down here, This the sound that makes when he hits
his jacket is the coolest shit ever. I don't know
how he does that or how he makes it work,
but it's good.
Speaker 2: Good, That's what I do.
Speaker 1: So Triple H says. The nw O point to the
stage and the DX team hits and oh my god,
it's six six is here the kid? That's what they
call my commentary, the whole I want a kid is here.
Look who's back. He's not even yet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jared's disgusted by this.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: Oh, look who it is, dude, Yeah, look who's back?
Call him on back. I had to negotiate a shitty
edge deal for you, hush on.
Speaker 5: I am the talent scout and I fucking got to
this guy.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: Well, Triple H was super excited. He meets fucking six
at the ramp and hugs him. Uh and I mean,
like he Xbox, I'll just x because I'm gona keep
sucking up Xbox. He's not Xbox yet though. He must
have been told hey, like whatever they told you to
not do a WCW, you should super do here. So
he is spamming crotch chops like at an unbelievable rate.
He's going for the world record of crotch chops in
one second. Like he's fucking going nuts here. So Triple
H says, wouldn't you been in an indenture servant for
two years? You run up a lot of feelings.
Speaker 8: Talk to him, kid, They talk to him kid, right,
Oh man Alby.
Speaker 1: Well Xbox says, First things first, I got a little
something I gotta get off my chest right now, I
heard halt Cogain came on on television saying I could
have cut the mustard. Well, halt Cogin, you suck foul.
Speaker 2: That was so sincere, dude.
Speaker 5: People got behind it, but it definitely wasn't like the
biggest burn every Liam actually.
Speaker 2: Think it was the best thing he could have said,
because it was literally the most sincere. He has been
waiting to say.
Speaker 1: That for so long. Yeah, it felt like he like
didn't come out with really anything to say. He wasn't
actually playing the promo here at Triple A. Just put
him on this spot. So I don't think you have
any room to talk about anybody cutting any mustard.
Speaker 5: Huhan, you better catch up if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: He suck pelling. I don't think I have any room
to talk about anybody cutting any kind of mustard. Yeah,
fucking like you're don't even show up on TV.
Speaker 5: How the world? He's like the top guy you can't
speak on who's good or bad? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What about this, Tony? And how about this for a
hulk he's got. I got some more advice for you.
You better not stop short or Eric Bischoff will go
so far up your ass. Know what, dude?
Speaker 5: He says exactly like that.
Speaker 1: And next Fox says, and now it's the important matters
that it had. See. I thought that was pretty fucking important,
but I guess not. I'm sitting at home and I
get a call from one of my best friends in
my entire life, triple H. And he says, d X
needs your help. Well, damn it, triple H. Anytime you
ever need anything from me, pal, you got it. And
another thing, Kevin Nash at Scott Hall will be standing
right away if they weren't being held hosses by World
Championship Wrestling. And that's a fact. Eric Bischoff, So, but yeah,
that's bullet.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: He is fired up.
Speaker 5: I love it, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, like this makes any sense, but he's saying
it with such passion that I'm like super riding with
this guy.
Speaker 5: Heavy dude, using like, yeah, oh babe, he sucks Scott Hawk.
Kevin Nash, Yeah yeah smoking. Eric Bischoff, w W yeah
you sung Poul Dude, he has a kid. I was like, hell, yeah,
he just mentioned all those things. I know what he's
talking about.
Speaker 1: This is fucking cool, dude, Holy ship.
Speaker 2: W they have oh Cocain? Since when Scott Kevin as
holy ship.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go check away a minute. Maliko, Well, this
match kicks sucking ass, Holy Ship, you know what I
thought six sucks. I'm gonna go chan general now this guy.
I heard this guy couldn't cut the mustard I've had here,
So six says so the way I see it right now,
this is a new beginning for degeneration. Eggs and wear
a rip fart oh rip as he's so fired up.
He's just saying whatever goes to his it is awesome.
Speaker 2: I love this white Man is not the one two
three kids?
Speaker 5: Do we wear a diaper?
Speaker 1: Guy for me again? Terry Funk leading a doom like
this is really getting me.
Speaker 2: I'm just putting together. Sean Waltman is the one two
three kids.
Speaker 1: The whole time.
Speaker 2: I shocks that sucks playing bad.
Speaker 1: So Xbox says, uh, they're at a rip ass, which
is kind of like not what I thought this was
gonna be.
Speaker 2: Close, Like that's the truth. Eric's off.
Speaker 1: So the d X team hits, and Jerry said, all right,
that kids full of p n V. Yes, the triple
h While the d X team is playing, has to
of course get his fucking line in here and grabs
the mic and says, oh, yeah, yeah, it's for you.
Oh yeah, person.
Speaker 5: From Hello d two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1: From the future he wants back in time DX. He
just says, yeah, Percy, Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: We got two words for you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: The slam of the Week brought to you by bop
it twist the sable bomb sucking. He does.
Speaker 1: She has stable bomb diluted right right right, We're playing
like fucking six times.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: She never did that before, right, Like that was like
I think that was like her first time popping it off. Yeah,
I think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome. Wow, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong.
Speaker 5: No, that was one of the big ones WrestleMania. Yeah,
for sure. Crazy.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to make you happy you did, I'll
be honest.
Speaker 2: Let's keep it that way. Wwf Unforgiven in your House
is brought to you by Dial ten three two one
in Greensboro, n C.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, the first there, dude, that would make me
like super happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's keep it that way.
Speaker 1: Oh ladies, gentlemen. Great athletes from all around the world
are migrating to the World Wrestling Federation. They're on their way,
including dish Man and we go backstage, I guess, and
it's a it's a shot of uh well, it's a
you can hear a girl just moaning crazy. She's going nuts.
And Valvenus is in bed and he's watching his own
video and he says, I am good. I am so
damn good. Triplege gets this whole gimmick.
Speaker 5: Off of this, even the left.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Triple h like promost turn into this voice.
That's fun up and Val looks at the Cameron says, hello, ladies,
is val Venus. It was Kevin Nails.
Speaker 2: It was Kevin Nails, but it maybe change is so good.
Speaker 1: I've just been previewing my latest flick entitled Live Hard.
Speaker 9: All right, it's going alright, okay, so like what moves
to you?
Speaker 1: Did I do the money shot?
Speaker 2: Alright, well, just come on down. It can't be any
worse than like Kevin Nails or Change or whatever. Yeah,
we got Carget here for you.
Speaker 1: Well, he says, when he penetrates the World Wrestling Federation,
all the ladies all across the country will be squealing
in delight and oh yeah, and oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Get out of my probo.
Speaker 5: That's good.
Speaker 1: Well, he ship, well, you're gonna get all of Valvenus
and then they show the text on the screen and
says Valvenus is coming.
Speaker 9: Of course, because there it is. That's the punchline porn star.
Speaker 2: This was Russo's gimmick idea, right, this is Russo Steel, Yes,
it is deal. He was super into the porn star thing.
I think Pauli had it right, Danny Dorig Amish Rokill
or porno stars or something that one.
Speaker 1: Time it was awesome. You don't have to be super
on the nose about it anyway. I have a big
God it's coming, so you're gonna be able to beat
talk about.
Speaker 2: Or what are you thinking?
Speaker 1: What? Whoa what am I doing here? This is this
is not my segment, Holy Si Percy. Oh yeah, you know.
We really need to fucking break this time machine. This
is getting really ridiculous.
Speaker 5: He would come out of the two thousand and eight
time machine. Two Velvenus RBD triples is all the same.
Speaker 2: We have takingku Versus, Mark Marrow up next. So Taka
is the w w F light heavyweight champion. Currently, Mark Merrow.
Speaker 1: Is here with Sable much more over than him, and
she is so over, I mean she is so over.
Speaker 2: Lunava Shan comes out here and says, am, who is that?
Speaker 1: I want to speuse your imagine, miss same? All right,
could you like to say any of this without doing that?
Speaker 2: Nah?
Speaker 1: So fucking Luna sets up the first ever evening gown
match here between herself and and Sable. Well, she challenges
her releaset and she she says that she tore the
pretty little gown off of Sable's pretty little body and
ed unforgiven, the winner of the evening goal match will
be the one with the most closes left on. And
Mark Marrow is trying to talk Sable out of this,
and well, don't worry about that, dude.
Speaker 2: I love the way Sable responds back to this. It's
it's very uh, very confident, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she said, Luna, I've already kicked her ass and
it will be my pleasure to do it again. She
accepts the match, and the crowd fucking pops huge, and Luna,
of course, needing the last word here, says all right,
be there, Slot runs away. All right, problem sucks? What
does she do?
Speaker 2: So Taca and Marrow start the match off here. Taka
runs at Marrow jesus Taca immediately spinning heel kicks him
and then Marrow catches him with a gut kick and
hits a power bomb.
Speaker 1: Dude, Mark Merrow, I actually I feel like every time
I watch Mark Morow, I'm like, oh, I enjoyed that match.
I don't know if there's often I.
Speaker 2: Say I didn't due his shooter's nuts.
Speaker 1: Dude, he doesn't do it anymore here because he's a shooter.
I guess I don't know if that what the fuck?
Speaker 2: So Marra starts punching him in the stomach and then
launches talking into the air. Marrow undodes his wrist tape
and then chokes Taca with it. Underrated heel move that
not a lot of people do anymore.
Speaker 1: Either, dude.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: And also what I liked is Sable at ringside immediately
diming him out because she doesn't like that he cheats.
So he's yelling at the ref and saying, hey, he's
fucking cheating.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Sable's super pissed that Mara is breaking the rules
here and gets on the apron and that allows Taka
to roll him up for a two.
Speaker 1: It's awesome.
Speaker 2: Mark Marra hits a low blow while the ref was
turned around and then hits prototype looking Tko for the wind.
Speaker 1: I mean it looked like shit.
Speaker 2: Figuring it out. Ye. So Sable checks on Taco, but
Mary pools her off and then stomps him.
Speaker 1: That sucks.
Speaker 2: They get out of the ring and then a few
guys jump the guardrail and attack Taca.
Speaker 1: Dude, Okay, please tell me you heard what the crowd
chanted here. No I didn't, Okay, I was so excited.
I'm very excited to tell you as well, because you
won't believe it. So this is what ends up being
kind and ty and it's it's it is it Tao? Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, men's Tao and Dick Togo and Dick Togo and.
Speaker 1: They hit the ring and they attack Taka and I
swear to God and this is what I heard. Know
whether or not it is what it was or not,
but I'm pretty sure I was right. I swear to God.
They chant b w O, Holy fuck, because they were
they were yeah, no way the time machine.
Speaker 2: They're in New York, they know, they know about the
b w O.
Speaker 1: Dude, I was so fucking fired up. I said, Oh
my god, WO International has invaded and they're chanting for them.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's fucking awesome. These guys come in and do
the best moves ever, all in a row, like these are, legit,
the three best moves you'll see this entire show. Fucking
hits a Fisherman buster looked awesome. Yes, Men's Tao hits
Miracle xis the fucking wonderful.
Speaker 1: Move, tremendous. And then fucking Dick Togo up top Judge
crushes a taco with the goddamn sent on.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, like there was so much more to
do with these guys than they end up doing. I mean,
just let them go nuts. I mean, these guys bring
some to the show that no one else have. We
go to commercial, we come back. I literally can't fucking
believe what I'm looking at. It is just the craziest
thing I've ever seen. We go to commercial, we come back,
and apparently it's the Headbangers versus the Midnight Express, And
I was like, which one of these guys is Stan
Lane and which one of these guys is Bobby Eating
Sadly neither. Yeah, So Jim Cornette is here. This is
the NWA portion of the show. NWA is doing like
a invasion type deal, right. It seems like they're setting
up a lot of invasion type stuff right now. I
don't know if they ever. I don't know if Kayan
Tai is supposed to be like they're just invading from Japan,
or if they were supposed to be invading from like
Mitchinoku Pro or something. I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. Yeah, I actually don't know how
that goes or if it would Legit was just like,
here's some dude that like fucked with Taka before another.
Speaker 2: Back, this is the bw O in their invading.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, headbangers versus Midnight Express, which is not the
Midnight Express, but it is the new Midnight Express of course.
Of is it Bodacious Bart in Bombastic Bob or is
it that's right?
Speaker 2: That's right? So I had it backwards at first too,
But yeah, Bombastic Bob Holly and Bodacious Bart Gun and
Jim Cornett is a part of it. I don't know
how they came up with this. Whoever did should be
shot out of a cannon.
Speaker 9: Into the sun.
Speaker 5: Right just Cornett came up and I'm.
Speaker 1: Sure maybe I guys, I could see I read.
Speaker 2: A few different things. I read that Russo put it
together and then put Jim Cornett in it as a
rib and then I also heard that Jim Cornett came
up with it and it just sucked. So I don't
really know where it came up or from, but like
it's just a deal. It's like, uh, it's just a
it's just a deal, where like the Midnight Express is
like two legendary of a tag team. Like it's just
never gonna work. No, I know this never works period?
Does this ever work? Like this has been because they
were called the new Midnut Express for a minute.
Speaker 1: Right and now they're just the Minnut Express. No, I
don't think so. If it does work, it's by the
grist of God. But I can impostor Kane. I guess
he is going to name Modacious Imposter Kane my best.
This is also for the n w A tag titles.
Speaker 2: By the way, Yeah, I was super confused with like
the head Bangers the n WA champions.
Speaker 1: Yes they were, they were for some while. I don't
understand that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the way that they do this is crazy.
It's like commercial come back. There's four dudes in the
ring and this is for the NWA tag titles.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, okay, and Jim Cornett's in the
ring cutting a promo that the live crowd can hear
and we can't, and the only part that we hear
is him saying damn the Beast seven. And then it
turns to the ramp and Dan Severn walks down in
a suit.
Speaker 2: Dude, he looks huge in this suit. He's got this
as on an elbowed out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like he's nuts.
Speaker 2: So Dan Severn comes out here. He's the n w
A World's Heavyweight champion currently. So Dan Severn watches him
picture and picture as they fuck up some spot. Uh
that sees Bart guns just look at the head bangers like,
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: Well. Cornett's on commentary to this says, I'm I'm joining
because everybody else is out here is shooting, so I
decided to bring my own shooter, which is of course
Dan Severn.
Speaker 2: Right he's talking about Ken Shamrock and.
Speaker 1: Uh, Steve Side fights Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: So Cornett brings up Severn beating Shamrock, uh and Jr.
Says well, Shamrock all show beat him show is one one.
And this is where I realized, Wow, this is for
the n w A tag titles. Okay, it is bart
Gun hits a belly to back and Bob Holly sort
of walks around him into an elbow drop.
Speaker 1: Very horry Midnight Express esk.
Speaker 5: Here hole and the crowd does not give a ship either.
They do not want to see NBA wrestling on their
WF television.
Speaker 2: So Bob Holly goes for a flying nothing here and
Thrasher gets his leg up for a double down. You know,
when you have like not much time and it's the
only thing people see from the n w A, you
might want to go for it, but.
Speaker 1: Was going for it. He went for it off the
second and then they have their fucking finish. What the
fuck right?
Speaker 2: So mash hot tags with some body slams and a
power slam for it too, goes for ten punches. It's
a little late in the matter of that, but I
hear you, Bob Bob Holly, but bombastic, But it's just bombastic.
Bob Holly knocks him off, and then the New Midnight
Express hit the rocket Launcher. Yes, and when the nw
A tag titles.
Speaker 1: That is fucking awesome. That's like a big moment.
Speaker 2: I think even want to do the vegiematic.
Speaker 1: They didn't want to do ship.
Speaker 2: That would have changed the biz forever, the death sentence
on TV.
Speaker 1: That would have been fucking insane. They should the Headbangers
should do that next week to Robert Gibson, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Why didn't they want to do the They did the
rocket launcher and not the vegematic. That's so weird, like
especially for this team. Well, it's like neither of these
guys are doing top rope moves, so why the hell
is he going up there? Anyways, Like at least Bobby
eating him would do the fucking leg drop or something.
Speaker 1: But like maybe the head Bangers pulled rank and said,
you guys can't do the leg drop because that's part
of the stage dive and that would be cooler.
Speaker 2: The head Bangers pulled a rank and I bet I
bet the head Bangers were like, yeah, we faced Stan Lane,
like Bobby, let's go with his conjury. This is awesome.
They look, did they get in the ring that Bob Holly.
Speaker 1: Fucking Bart gun Bart gunn? The fuck is that? Didn't
he win the Aultapan tag titles on XW.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Jim Cornett whispers and dance Ever's ear and
he says, I'm sorry about that. That uh, that wasn't great.
Don't worry, we won't put you any situations like that.
And Dan Severn then Russian, I'm gonna take care of this.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I'll save this fucking company. And he starts
hitting belly suplex.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, shoot double Underwick super plex on Marsh. I
thought that looked great, dude.
Speaker 1: I thought he was gonna fucking twelve to six one
on that thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was like, yeah, it was. It
was fantastic, full control of this guy.
Speaker 1: Sweet, it was cool.
Speaker 2: He also then does like a double arm knee on Thrasher.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he like sets him up for like the curb
stomp and that's a submission.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, he was just fucking this dude up.
Then Bob Holly, Bart, Gun, Dan Severn, and Jim Cornett
walk up the ramp. The fuck is going on. So
Steve Austin has called into RAW with his one phone
call from jail. I don't know how he got the
number for Raw, but that's awesome.
Speaker 1: He just got the number that Jim Ross's head said
this word.
Speaker 2: Raw, he doubt the wrong thing.
Speaker 1: Then Laller says, oh, that was a great match, but
the highlight and Josehon. Hold on, Wait a minute, Wait
a minute, and Lawla keeps talking. Well, you hold on,
we have a phone call. Who's on the phone, Steve Washington?
Speaker 3: How the like?
Speaker 1: You're right, James? How the fun? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Patch him into the PA.
Speaker 1: And could the crowd hear him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they patched him into the PA.
Speaker 1: Holy ship, that's yeah. Wells on the phone from jail,
he says, Jesus Christ, it's s. Don't go, Steve Austin.
I get one phone call when you get locked up
in jail. And I'm sure Vince mricmann thought I was
gonna call a lawyer. Then ain't gonna happen. I want
you to tell Vincecricman first hand, I think he's a sorry,
sorry son of bitch. And the last time I checked,
when you give someone a Stone Coast unner, an ain't
punishable by the death penalty, nuts like, I hope Austin
maybe he should have called the lawyer, like, because if
they're about to killies, the like calling jut him under
the jail. So they did, so that means Vince mcman's
ass belongs to stn't go Steve Austin. And next week
on Raw is War, he's gonna find out not on
the war Zone. The kids can watch this one. He's
gonna find out exactly how pissed off Stone go. Steve
Auston is not guarantee you want. Dang. It ain't gonna
be a very fun night for vinchric Ban next Monday Night.
And if that don't work, I'll pay his ash a
house call judge like I've done in the past, Mitch McMahon,
We'll find out what Austin three sixteen means, and it
means I just whipped your ash and it's exactly what's
gonna happen. Well, my phone call is up now and
I gotta go.
Speaker 2: So they're putting up the cage for this tag title match.
Speaker 1: When Caine's music hits big fucking pop and Caine comes
out with Paul Bearrer, and I mean this is pretty smart.
Like you know, they didn't have anything else to fill
in the time, no music videos or pipe videos or
anything to fucking They recapped every segment on the show
three times already, so might as well send Caan and
Paul Bearer out here distract from the cage getting set up,
And Paul Barre says, Undertaker behold your brother. Well, I
think he fucking knows that we've been doing this for
quite a bit now. They just wrestled last night.
Speaker 3: Undertaker, did you actually believe last night after the one
two three that it was all over?
Speaker 1: Also?
Speaker 3: Is the one two three?
Speaker 1: Kids?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 1: I heard about that. Sean. It's me. My name is
came there says you.
Speaker 3: Are looking at your flesh and blood. The only man
ever kick out of your famous tombstone.
Speaker 1: Oh is that fucking right? Fuck you all meant the
last ride then, bitch, not once but twice, and he.
Speaker 3: Would have done it the third time.
Speaker 1: He was planning on killing your whole move.
Speaker 3: No one's gonna fucking take this ship anymore. After all this,
I know you had to change. You have faced your
flesh and blood. One on one.
Speaker 1: He will beat you all over the ring. You cowered, guys.
Speaker 3: Set the cage up, anty quicker, I don't have much
more to say.
Speaker 1: He just stopped since stands there, looks at the range.
Speaker 2: Chat up dark cauch okay.
Speaker 1: I swear in my brain this was gonna be the
one where Caine like shoots a lightning bolt and kills
a fucking security guy. He said, the cage and he
said on Fire, Well, I had a dream.
Speaker 3: I was sleeping last night. It was good sleep, and
I was walking about two am with a dream. Yes, Kane,
I had a dream.
Speaker 1: I dream with the cage.
Speaker 3: I saw a wrestling ring with a cage around it.
Speaker 1: And it was it was And then I saw the
ring surrounded.
Speaker 3: By fire, and all the guys thinking so long to
set the cage up were in the fire dying.
Speaker 5: Caine, Please, he's the lighting, Paul vertise to give the
iggy if I do the people's eyebro.
Speaker 1: I can't. I haven't yet stop caring shod shod shod.
Speaker 3: A catch up? Yet?
Speaker 1: I had a dream? Did you tees better? Especially you?
So fucking Paul Bear has a dream and he he
says he dreamt that the ring was surrounded by fire,
and he saw Caine and Undertaker there, and he says.
Speaker 3: I challenge you to step it in my dream. Step
in the ring, into the fire and face your brother
one more time.
Speaker 1: In order to win this match, Undertaker, either you or
your brother will have to catch fire Jr. Not even
like excited or like anything. He just says, what.
Speaker 3: The loser must catch fire?
Speaker 1: Right, inferno unforgiven in your house and Cane's music hits
and Jared says, I've never heard anything like that in
my entire life.
Speaker 2: Can So we have the main event of the evening
here Chainsaw on Charlie and catas Jack versus the New
Age Outlaws under.
Speaker 5: Tile fucking Terry Funk. You good dat back right now.
Speaker 2: So it shows Chainsaw on Charlie. He's laid out on
a table. He has a huge bruise on his ass.
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, nuts from the fucking dumpster match and Lawler
as Catus Jacket, Chainsaw Charlie are coming out here.
Speaker 3: Walla says, oh, that's probably the world's biggest hickey put
on there by Cat.
Speaker 1: This Jack.
Speaker 2: The buddy. I'm about to lose it, Kang.
Speaker 1: Chain saw Charlie coming out, no panties on his head.
Function like fuck is going on? They're call Terry Funk commentary.
Speaker 2: Like am I am I misremembering this, but I swear
at some point Terry Funk had the chainsaw with the
like the sparks on it.
Speaker 1: Okay, he definitely did.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's it's in the video and it is in
the game.
Speaker 5: That's probably way you think of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well tonight, No, sparks come out of the chainsaw
and he has a huge bruise on his ass.
Speaker 1: From and and R.
Speaker 2: Tonight, Well, the New Age Outlaws come out here Billy
Gunn with a Kenny shirt.
Speaker 1: On dog Job Squad shirt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is he in that group?
Speaker 1: I don't remember him being The group's.
Speaker 5: Not a thing yet in W. Yeah what but Al
Snow I guess did in ECW, So he had that
shirt at e c W. It's just like an Al
Snow thing in ECW, but the Job Squad doesn't come
around yet, so they're.
Speaker 1: Not a thing. Tony I sort of got. I didn't
know that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess Al Snow like just made that shirt
at e c W because he thought it was funny
and then like wore it.
Speaker 1: But then like on the Job on TV.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, I guess it was popular with the boys
in the back because it was like it's supposed to
be like a parody of the end of your shirt obviously,
but like yeah, no, so then all the boys liked it,
so they were just wearing it backstage and stuff.
Speaker 1: So I guess the Job Squad already like wow, no
fucking no.
Speaker 5: I had to look that up too, because I was like,
why the fuck why is he going a job squatch here?
But like they weren't even on DoD if television. It's
a group yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's oh dude, okay, And even on the wiki
it says road Dog was first seen wearing this parody
shirt and made reference to the squad on March thirty,
ninety eight episode of Raw.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, holy shit.
Speaker 1: I did not know that, dude, Literally no, I had
no fucking idea either. That's nuts.
Speaker 2: Well, we have a blue cage here, old school style.
Billy Gunn rips off Terry Funk shirt here, but it
stays on because he has suspinders on back.
Speaker 1: Dude, was the five hundred Wow, that's awesome.
Speaker 2: Billy Gunn is looking for the bruise on Terry Funk's ass,
but cat as Jack stops him and they supplex him
into the cage.
Speaker 1: That was that's awesome. And Charlie Doubles suplex Billy into
the cage wall and then he's hanging upside down their
Tree of Woe.
Speaker 2: Style and kat just lines them.
Speaker 1: Dude, that was fucking kick ass.
Speaker 2: Billy gun hits the famouser on cactus, not his finish
uh outlaws.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if it's called the Famous or yet, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's just a movie.
Speaker 5: He does the Rocker Dropper.
Speaker 2: Maybe so the New Age Outlaws handcuff Terry Funk to
the cage by his neck. That ship was like literally
crazy seeing his neck just hanging.
Speaker 5: Dude, it made me uncomfortable, like I'm like, he's pretty
like he's stuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was it was.
Speaker 2: It was fucking sweet, like, yeah, the way they set
this up was awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, like they kill these dudes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they had to write like that was the thing.
And if there was ever gonna be two guys that
are going to go out there and die for you,
it's Terry Funk and of course Cactus.
Speaker 1: Yeah we said a lot, but mankind definitely made a
lot of careers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's specifically Triple.
Speaker 1: H, like a lot. Every evolution of Triple H was
assisted by this man is.
Speaker 2: Ran through by Cactus. Yeah, New Age Outlaws jawjack Cactus
on the top rope and he hits the cage Beverly
Brothers style.
Speaker 1: He fucking just I thought he was going to go
to the floor, like get caught between the wall and
the apron.
Speaker 2: Cactus hits a double DDT for a triple down, it
would be a quad down. But Terry Funk is hanging
by his neck off the cage.
Speaker 1: Watching choking on the cage.
Speaker 2: Cactus catapults Billy gun into the cage and then Gun
sells over to Funk and Funk, who is tied up
to the cage by his neck, bumps Billy Gunn. I
thought that was.
Speaker 1: Fantastic.
Speaker 2: Cactus climbs up, but Billy Gunn meets him at the
top and JR. Says, what are they even doing?
Speaker 1: JR says, you can't even win this match by escape. Okay,
well that makes everyone look fucking stupid, JR. You probably
should have just let that one go.
Speaker 2: Cagnus climbs up, Billy Gunn meets him up there. They
fight until gun falls off and crotches himself. D X
runs down and X poc hits Cactus in the head
with a chair a few times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they all run down. And the last time
we saw Cactus he was just kind of standing on
the top rope. Now he's hanging over the top of
the cage upside down again.
Speaker 2: He was trying to escape. Why, I mean, he's not
all there?
Speaker 1: Sure, that's fair well. It gave the kid enough opportunity
and enough leverage there to swing a chair directly at
his head repeatedly as he hangs over the cage for
no reason. I don't know why he's doing it.
Speaker 2: This guy's kind of dumb.
Speaker 1: What a stupid idiot there. I'm not sure what he's doing.
Speaker 2: So Gun and road Dog hit an assisted pile driver
on a chair on CACTI.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they hit the four man assistant paw
driver on Terry Funk on.
Speaker 1: W C which was also awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was the coolest thing ever. Road
Dog then does the worm and pins Catas.
Speaker 1: Jack doesn't like, yeah, not worm, and then he does
like the throat that he legit just does the taunt
the worm into the pin and then wins.
Speaker 2: The triple h and x POC then come in and
they attack catas Jack and Terry Funk who is still
hanging up there by his neck, and then they symbolize
Terry Funk.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, he's getting choked with the fucking thing.
And then they make his arms into an X because
that's what they're doing. Of course.
Speaker 2: Well, x POC hits the Bronco buster on catas Jack,
Triple H hits the pedigree on Cactus. Billy Gunn Crotch
chops Funk in his face, and Triple H hits cat
this with a chair.
Speaker 1: He Billy climbs onto the second rope in front of
Terry Funk's face and he's practically fucking his face like
he's right there on the ships. That's nuts. Yeah, Triple
H takes liberties and just kicks the shit out of
brains them with a chair.
Speaker 2: Brutal I mean, super good heat here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm sure they cheer for them next week.
Speaker 1: I mean they just did the coolest, one of the
coolest like beatdowns ever and fucking kill these dudes. I
mean maybe, like maybe nineteen ninety eight, heat still a thing,
so like they're not super cool yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be interested to see if they do
get booed the next time. Yeah, we should watch the
next episode some days.
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure, Okay, I'll put that down. We should
be cause like that's I I imagine they have they
retain some heat for a second, but yeah long because
like I'm I don't I don't know how much longer.
Chainsaw Charlie is a thing here, and I think dude
loves about to happen, or maybe not too closier actually,
but yeah, so they fucking kill act as they symbolize
funk and they hit the d X theme and all
four climb up on the cage and celebrate, and Jerishi's
there's just been unbelievable, ladies and gentlemen, thanks for being
with us. Good out everybody. He's not really too like said,
He's just a great show. Huh like that, And that
was it. That was raw yeah, man, I mean, super
eventful episode. Nothing other than the nw A match that I.
Speaker 5: Thought, so yeah NDB matches, nobody gives shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually I actually enjoyed the rock quite a bit.
Just constantly something new happening, and it was a lot
with a lot of guys that end up being top stars.
Speaker 1: Ergan doing his thing, I mean, setting up like legit
the next few years here, right like yeah right, yeah man,
pretty fun episode of a super eventful lot of a
on the big moments on here. I didn't enjoy my time.
I didn't enjoy my time. But that is it forf
Monday Night, Raw March Their nineteen ninety eight, and that
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