Speaker 1: This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to kf
Speaker 1: I a M six forty, The Gary and Shannon Show
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Speaker 2: We do have a major, major announcement. It has been
Speaker 2: almost ten years that we've been doing the show.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's not an announcement, that's just kind of like it's.
Speaker 2: Just set up for the announced.
Speaker 3: Oh, got it. It just I didn't mean to take
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Speaker 3: I just show freaking ruin.
Speaker 2: It has been almost ten years that we were doing
Speaker 2: the show. Yeah, and after a lot of discussion, it's taken.
Speaker 3: Oh you're leaving months. It was a pope thing, huh
Speaker 3: for us to figure out, you're out?
Speaker 2: What the future of this place is?
Speaker 3: The weight?
Speaker 2: Do you mean w E I G h T or
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Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Our next news and Bruce is coming up. We're gonna
Speaker 2: be at Bravery Brewing in Lancaster. The reason we're telling
Speaker 2: you now is you got two weeks to plan and
Speaker 2: get there. They have once again, Bart and Brian and
Speaker 2: Sandra and everybody at Bravery is helping us brew the KFIPA.
Speaker 2: It's already in the bank, the banks in the barrels
Speaker 2: and the tanks getting beard. However, they make that magic
Speaker 2: happen and they make it taste great. We will be
Speaker 2: there on Friday May twenty third, That is the Friday
Speaker 2: right before Memorial Day, Friday May twenty third, so two
Speaker 2: weeks from today, we are going to be doing the
Speaker 2: show live from Bravery Brewing in Lancaster. They have been
Speaker 2: incredible hosts for us five five years now six years
Speaker 2: maybe since we went up there the very first time,
Speaker 2: and they are a great place to watch us do
Speaker 2: the show. It's a great place to do the show.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: Not only do they have a great beers and wine
Speaker 2: on tap, they have incredible pizza.
Speaker 3: It's like a home away from home for the show,
Speaker 3: it really is.
Speaker 2: And they have always been incredibly gracious with us and
Speaker 2: with all of our listeners. So we will be up there.
Speaker 2: We have stuff that we will be giving away. As
Speaker 2: we get closer to the news and bruise, we'll tell
Speaker 2: you what kind of stuff is there. But it's just
Speaker 2: a great opportunity to get out. We haven't done one
Speaker 2: of these for months and we apologize, but we want
Speaker 2: to get out there and throw a great party to
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Speaker 2: It's going to be near one hundred in the ie.
Speaker 2: It might reach one hundred. But you're going to see
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Speaker 2: The Bill Belichick story. We come back. Can you ban
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Speaker 2: Details have begun to come out of just how votes
Speaker 2: swiftly coalesced to make Pope Leo the fourteenth history's first
Speaker 2: American pope. Now the cardinals have begun describing sort of
Speaker 2: the hours and the days that led up to their
Speaker 2: final ballot. Many of them were pretty surprised that the
Speaker 2: Augustinian missionary in Peru reached that threshold so quickly, given
Speaker 2: the diversity of voters and the traditional feelings that go
Speaker 2: against an American pope. Because of the secular power that
Speaker 2: we already hold, and now we have a certain amount
Speaker 2: of religious power. I guess you could say a lot
Speaker 2: of times we talk about for us, exercise can be
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Speaker 3: You're done, feels so great. I think bothers me after that.
Speaker 1: So little things tend to bother me a lot if
Speaker 1: I don't do I notice that, Like, if I don't
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Speaker 3: Really.
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Speaker 3: That's awful. I just feel bad for him like that.
Speaker 3: He's going to get that upset over that, Like I
Speaker 3: can we send him some beer or something like?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, he doesn't get it. Oh, okay, he
Speaker 2: does not get it.
Speaker 3: I just feel bad that he's upset over that. I
Speaker 3: thought that, well, I mean, should we try to bring
Speaker 3: joy to his life? What do we have here?
Speaker 2: You want to bring joy to this guy? This guy?
Speaker 3: I don't like the way he used those words.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy. God, you guys are read. You guys
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Speaker 3: I wonder what's going on.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
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Speaker 2: The whole story about Bill Belichick, longtime NFL coach, one
Speaker 2: of the most successful football coaches in the history of
Speaker 2: the game, has become tainted by his girlfriend. Bill Belichick
Speaker 2: is forty nine years older than his twenty four year
Speaker 2: old girlfriend, and he has now after spending decades in
Speaker 2: the NFL, gone on to coach the University of North
Speaker 2: Carolina football team.
Speaker 1: This was a guy who allowed zero distractions with the Patriots.
Speaker 3: He would get rid of guy.
Speaker 1: You know, we talk about Mike Tomlin being such a
Speaker 1: successful coach, we think about all the disasters just in
Speaker 1: the wide receiver room alone, all the distractions Mike Tomlin's
Speaker 1: had to put up with or has put up with.
Speaker 1: Bill Belichick had no time for that.
Speaker 3: You got no time for that.
Speaker 1: Doesn't like distractions, doesn't like show voters if they can't
Speaker 1: be contained. You know, sometimes a show boat will come
Speaker 1: to the team, or a distraction or somebody who's juvenile
Speaker 1: and you can kind of coach your coach it out
Speaker 1: of him or what have you, or or learn how
Speaker 1: to manage it. So he would not even stand for
Speaker 1: this kind of distract. And that's what it's become. It's
Speaker 1: become a distraction. I'm not saying she's just a distraction
Speaker 1: in his life. Maybe this is true love. As Fred
Speaker 1: Rogan said, people have chapters, they have acts.
Speaker 3: In their life. This is the latest act to Act
Speaker 3: three or what have you.
Speaker 1: Fine, fine, fine, fine, I'm not saying that their relationship
Speaker 1: isn't real, or they're just together because she's hot and
Speaker 1: she gives them all the adulation that he has not
Speaker 1: gotten as Bill Belichick before. I don't know, but I'm
Speaker 1: not saying that. I'm just saying she's a distraction on
Speaker 1: the field, she's a distraction around the facility. It's taking
Speaker 1: away from the program and what head coach is okay
Speaker 1: with that, which is why I say there's got to
Speaker 1: be I feel like there's something going on that has
Speaker 1: changed with the chemistry and his brain, and maybe it's
Speaker 1: the sex. I have no idea, but there's something that's
Speaker 1: not Bill Belichick about this whole new Bill Belichick.
Speaker 2: There was a former ESPN guy named Pablo Torre who
Speaker 2: this morning claimed on his podcast that the girlfriend Jordan Hudgeon,
Speaker 2: was told she's no longer welcome at the football facilities
Speaker 2: there at the University of North Carolina. He reported that
Speaker 2: there was an official in the athletic department that came
Speaker 2: to this decision that she would not be allowed on
Speaker 2: the field, she would not be allowed inside the facility.
Speaker 2: But the University of North Carolina itself has completely denied
Speaker 2: those reports. They strongly deny this whole story. They said,
Speaker 2: while Jordan is not an employee at University of North
Speaker 2: Carolina Athletics, she is welcome to the Carolina football facilities.
Speaker 2: She'll continue to manage all activities related to coach Belichia
Speaker 2: personal brand.
Speaker 1: Right, So, I understand she's been running a social media
Speaker 1: That's why she was at that interview.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I can understand Bill Belichick being howl Is he seventy something,
Speaker 1: seventy five, seventy three something like that. I can understand
Speaker 1: having a hot, young girlfriend and her being more social
Speaker 1: media savvy and operating all of that for you.
Speaker 3: I get that. That makes sense. You want to give
Speaker 3: her a leg up in the world.
Speaker 2: But doesn't she just want his money?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I believe if she wants that, if
Speaker 1: she wants that role, I believe she's trying to build something.
Speaker 1: Okay if she If that woman wants money, there's a
Speaker 1: million ways for her to get it. Other than a
Speaker 1: seventy five year old man who that's a good point.
Speaker 3: She could hook up with a thirty or forty year
Speaker 3: old man who looks a hell of a lot better.
Speaker 1: If that's what she wanted, only money, right, guess she
Speaker 1: gives she is a Bill Belichick fan. If you're a
Speaker 1: football fan, who isn't a Bill Belichick fan, She's a
Speaker 1: sick a fan.
Speaker 3: And that's fine. I get why she's there.
Speaker 1: I get why she wants to use this as a
Speaker 1: stepping stone for her career or exposure or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: It makes sense. He's a huge name. But why he's
Speaker 1: allowing this to become a distraction for what he does,
Speaker 1: which is football, shows some cracks in the vinear for me.
Speaker 2: Interesting. And he's got kids that are fifteen years old.
Speaker 1: I mean, all of these head coaches are screwing around.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: There's stories about Bill Walsh, stories about you get to
Speaker 1: the upper echelon of your industry and listen, it's there,
Speaker 1: okay and a lot of these guys, but you don't
Speaker 1: need to put it front and center on display, certainly
Speaker 1: not on the football field. You keep that over there
Speaker 1: so it's not a distraction. Yeah, you can on be
Speaker 1: talking about unc football at all. He can have whatever
Speaker 1: relationship he wants. Sure, that's his absolute right. And if
Speaker 1: that's a twenty four year old, that's fine. Get her
Speaker 1: out of the football realm, right. The fact that there
Speaker 1: is that that crossover is weird.
Speaker 2: We don't need her in the place of business, right,
Speaker 2: I mean, we don't need her here right at the
Speaker 2: University of North Caroline.
Speaker 3: Right, you do, you have your third act. Just keep
Speaker 3: it separate. You don't want to cramp where you eat, folks.
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Speaker 1: Maybe it doesn't and crap, Maybe a relationship with a
Speaker 1: fifty year age difference is going to be beautiful.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's golden.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe she gives him the kids that he's always
Speaker 2: wanted or something more kids. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's he was in his fifties when she was a
Speaker 1: fetus in her mama's belly.
Speaker 3: Gross, he was older than you she was a fetus.
Speaker 1: Or your age, your age forty nine? About your age,
Speaker 1: I don't put you at fifty two. I put you
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Speaker 3: That is good. I mean you only put me at
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Speaker 2: Yeah, fifty seven, yeah, I never said fifty eight.
Speaker 3: All right, can we do something.
Speaker 2: Let's give away learned and nine news nuggets. We'll give
Speaker 2: it away when we come back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yep, you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand
Speaker 4: from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2: Our big announcement that you at noon, of course, is
Speaker 2: that we are going to be at Bravery Brewing in
Speaker 2: Lancaster debuting this year's edition of KFI PA coming up
Speaker 2: two weeks from today. It's going to be May twenty third, Friday,
Speaker 2: May twenty third, will be doing the show live. Not
Speaker 2: only do you get to get to have some of
Speaker 2: the beer, I mean you got to buy it. We're
Speaker 2: not gonna it'd be crazy, but you also they have
Speaker 2: an incredible pizza kitchen there, and they're gonna have a
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Speaker 2: I mean, you can get all the other pizzas too,
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Speaker 2: There are some people who think that that was a
Speaker 2: bad announcement for some reason.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I'm nowhere near Lancaster, but so down
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Speaker 7: I love this show.
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Speaker 3: Did we learn things this week? We learned a few things.
Speaker 3: I guess this is gonna be hurtful.
Speaker 2: Somebody learned.
Speaker 3: I can feel it, not entirely.
Speaker 4: What I learned about the Gary and Shannon Show this
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Speaker 3: Thing that makes sense, but we don't even know him.
Speaker 2: Drew Brees. Yeah, it's not like he's a mystery.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 8: This weekend, Gary and Shannon, I learned that a majority
Speaker 8: of people just put the show in the background and
Speaker 8: don't really listen to it, because good lord, the complaints
Speaker 8: were just ridiculous. It's like going into a lake and
Speaker 8: complaining you got wet? Did you not know what the
Speaker 8: show was about beforehand?
Speaker 3: What is he referring to?
Speaker 2: Remember the guy that was like, you guys are totally scripted?
Speaker 3: Oh I forgot about that week the show.
Speaker 2: I learned what played out means.
Speaker 4: It means I.
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Speaker 3: Thank you have great wey for putting our hearts back together.
Speaker 7: This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
Speaker 7: that we won the Pope title and that I would
Speaker 7: have gambled on Robert Chicago.
Speaker 3: The odds are I would have made lots of money.
Speaker 2: Somebody and gambling on the Pope title.
Speaker 3: Texted me like something to the effect of like, and
Speaker 3: it didn't. It didn't. I didn't realize it until they
Speaker 3: said it.
Speaker 1: You must really miss you know, football season, and I thought, yeah,
Speaker 1: when you started thinking competitive competitively about you know, religion,
Speaker 1: it's probably not good.
Speaker 3: Like that's not a healthy outlet, I don't think.
Speaker 2: But like you said, this is the dark times. This
Speaker 2: is the midpoint between super Bowl and very darning camp.
Speaker 9: This week on The Gary and Show, I was shocked
Speaker 9: to learn that the show is canned.
Speaker 2: Totally scripted, totally scripted.
Speaker 9: I can't believe it. I've been listening for like six
Speaker 9: years and to find this out, it's just truly.
Speaker 2: Heartbreaking.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it should be really depressing.
Speaker 9: Thanks for all the canned funny guys, because.
Speaker 1: Again, who would do that? Who would write this and
Speaker 1: then do it and then press play?
Speaker 3: No One?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that this was the final draft.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 8: What did I learn on Gary Shannon this week?
Speaker 7: I learned that we won the Pope.
Speaker 2: That's white smoke bro. Listen to the trumpet of Jesus.
Speaker 3: I love that. That's white bro.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty good. Idiot, Evan, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: That's white bro.
Speaker 2: And finally listen.
Speaker 6: Most important thing we all learn this week is if
Speaker 6: Gary ever gets in serious trouble, well he's got an
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Speaker 2: An acceptable jail body.
Speaker 3: I didn't call your body acceptable.
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Speaker 1: watching this movie? This like softcore porn with strangers in
Speaker 1: Burbank at.
Speaker 2: Ten at the day? Right, just at least wait until
Speaker 2: after four, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I mean, I understand some sort of like fan
Speaker 1: groups where you'd want to be the Star Wars or whatever,
Speaker 1: But when you're talking about romance, do you really want
Speaker 1: to be with a bunch of other people that read
Speaker 1: the same sex scenes that you did.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe you do, maybe you do. In this case, very
Speaker 2: few people showed up. These were mostly book sellers like
Speaker 2: authors that were self publishing these romanticy books, and they
Speaker 2: said that they had very few customers. So they were upset.
Speaker 3: Number nine, Number nine I did n y Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: Would you get spicy languages?
Speaker 3: I feel scared for her unborn children in there? Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh.
Speaker 2: Talking guy in Chicago. Owner of a South Side property
Speaker 2: on the market to be sold. But when one of
Speaker 2: the realtors walked by, there were already people inside and
Speaker 2: Marcove Alaskaz, the owner, could not figure out how Chermaine
Speaker 2: and Cadoro moved in, claiming that they had recently purchased
Speaker 2: the property. They were squatters taking advantage of this whole thing,
Speaker 2: he said. The couple showed him, at least showed the
Speaker 2: police a mortgage document. Cook County, of course, confirmed they
Speaker 2: did not have any sort of mortgage on record, So
Speaker 2: they were squatters trying to take over this thing. So
Speaker 2: what did Marco do? I'm just gonna say, Chermaine and Cordero.
Speaker 2: Sound like a good time, Marco, You'll go through life
Speaker 2: with Chermaine and Cadero is your name and not be fun.
Speaker 3: You just don't. Does anybody know a mean or a
Speaker 3: difficult Chermain?
Speaker 2: Marco called a couple of friends and they moved in
Speaker 2: basically and stayed the night with the squatters. We stayed
Speaker 2: in the living room, watching the door. They stayed in
Speaker 2: one of the bedroom rooms. We stayed the whole night.
Speaker 2: The next morning he realized that Chermaine and Cardoro were
Speaker 2: not going to move and he's They told him, we
Speaker 2: want eight grand of what we paid so we can
Speaker 2: leave your property. They eventually signed a cash for key
Speaker 2: agreement as common as it is, and paid them forty
Speaker 2: three hundred dollars to scuse.
Speaker 1: Squatters are so emboldened these days, and with the law
Speaker 1: behind them in many cases. Number number eight or as
Speaker 1: Keana would say.
Speaker 2: Our clive is bold. Every eight second listening to eight
Speaker 2: different bosses drown on about mission statements.
Speaker 1: Hey listen, sometimes we fall on hard times, okay. Sometimes
Speaker 1: we don't have all the money we need to buy
Speaker 1: our drugs. Sometimes we have to borrow the drugs, and
Speaker 1: then sometimes we can't pay the money back for the drugs.
Speaker 1: So in those cases, sometimes an eight hundred pound rare
Speaker 1: historic cannon presents itself and you swipe it, and you
Speaker 1: swipe it and you bring it to your dealer and
Speaker 1: you're like, hey, I've got this piece of war history
Speaker 1: from Kansas. Can I give you this concrete cannon in
Speaker 1: exchange for wiping out my drug debt? It seems plausible
Speaker 1: to me. Hey, you've been up for four weeks.
Speaker 2: Here's the most implausible, the most implausible thing. You said,
Speaker 2: concrete canon.
Speaker 3: I would assume it's concrete.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's metal. He's selling the metal for scrap.
Speaker 1: Oh he's not selling it for historical value.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: No, that's why I pieced it. That's why. The most
Speaker 2: unlikely aspect of this story is the guy's name is
Speaker 2: Gordon Pierce. The third. Do you know anybody with the
Speaker 2: third after their name that owes a cocaine dealer a
Speaker 2: lot of money?
Speaker 1: No, because they have enough money to pay their dealers,
Speaker 1: hence the third.
Speaker 3: Do you know anybody named the who doesn't do cocaine?
Speaker 2: Yes, my brother in law. Oh he's a third.
Speaker 1: You don't know him that well, there's seven bro.
Speaker 2: Cocaine.
Speaker 9: Seven years of college done to drain seven.
Speaker 2: Seven seven days. This sounds like a Cheech and Chong movie.
Speaker 2: It does twenty five thousand people who live in I'm
Speaker 2: going to pronounce it wrong. Lice, a town in Turkey
Speaker 2: involuntarily got high after their police force burned tens of
Speaker 2: tons of seized cannabis in the center of the town.
Speaker 2: This the whole thing was to burn over twenty tons
Speaker 2: of confiscated cannabis, but that, of course caused the air
Speaker 2: in the town to become thick with the weed smoke
Speaker 2: people for five days. People couldn't leave their windows open
Speaker 2: and had to avoid going out.
Speaker 3: Why would they waste all that pot?
Speaker 2: Because it's not legal, so.
Speaker 3: It's legal other places. You sell it to the other
Speaker 3: places where it's legal.
Speaker 2: Just export it or.
Speaker 1: Just sell it in the black market. No need to
Speaker 1: burn it, waste not want not.
Speaker 2: Here's number six. I got six, You got six, She
Speaker 2: got six? Number six, there's six more weeks of later.
Speaker 6: What do you have a picture of me? Or Rabbi
Speaker 6: and six drunken longshomny.
Speaker 2: Would just dig you in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 1: I don't have to go so TikTok's latest trend has
Speaker 1: students setting their chromebooks on fire. As you can imagine,
Speaker 1: this has resulted in school evacuations safety warnings across the country.
Speaker 1: It's known as the chromebook challenge. What a rich kid thing, well,
Speaker 1: a rich school thing, definitely. So many schools now use
Speaker 1: chrome books and hand them out.
Speaker 2: To the kids. Wow that if you if you give
Speaker 2: a kid something that is that valuable without them having
Speaker 2: any idea of how valuable it is, they're gonna blow
Speaker 2: it up because they're dumb. We're all dumb. We all
Speaker 2: did stupid stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Remember yesterday when the fire department was here and I said,
Speaker 1: is it finally on fire?
Speaker 3: And they just looked at me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And they took your picture without you knowing, and
Speaker 2: they're going to keep it on file. So anytime there
Speaker 2: is an arson or suspicious fire anywhere within a twenty
Speaker 2: block radius of this place, they're going to be calling
Speaker 2: the calling what the fire department. No, they're going to
Speaker 2: be calling the movie that's white bro. The fire department
Speaker 2: rarely rats you out to the cops. It's a little
Speaker 2: fun fact. They could call me, I would write you out.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you would rat out a freaking ham sandwich.
Speaker 1: You see, John got a ham sandwich from Jersey Mikes.
Speaker 1: I love Jersey Mikes.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And you know how when your kids were little and
Speaker 1: you'd make them a sandwich and you'd put one piece
Speaker 1: of bologny in there, because that was that's how they
Speaker 1: like their sandwich, right, sure, want you would make like
Speaker 1: a Deli sandwich for them and put a bunch.
Speaker 2: Of meat in there, fold up the meat, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't do that because they're five.
Speaker 1: John also takes out all of the meat of this
Speaker 1: sandwich and just has like a couple slices in there
Speaker 1: of ham.
Speaker 2: Like you tell them they're making it that you don't
Speaker 2: want that much hair.
Speaker 3: Because then you have to be embarrassed in front of
Speaker 3: everyone in line at the Jersey Mics. But he took
Speaker 3: all the ham out. You had like just a couple
Speaker 3: of slices of ham in there. I said, what's going
Speaker 3: on with all that ham? So I don't like a
Speaker 3: lot of ham on my sandwich. It looked perfectly good.
Speaker 3: I almost eat the ham, to be honest, but I'm
Speaker 3: full I would have eaten that ham.
Speaker 2: What color was the hand?
Speaker 3: It was? That's white, bro It was a beautiful shade
Speaker 3: of ham.
Speaker 2: It's number five is not a color.
Speaker 7: We bees five.
Speaker 5: Five point five would be a favorite.
Speaker 2: Lose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 3: It's sim slice too.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 3: I love thin slice piece of ham.
Speaker 2: Man known to throw cans of food and other items
Speaker 2: around a Florida neighborhood in Port Charlotte has been arrested
Speaker 2: and neighbor said he threw canned corn through her window.
Speaker 2: She was outside when she heard the sound of glass breaking,
Speaker 2: turned toward the noise and found that one of her neighbors,
Speaker 2: a guy named Arez Senteville, was running into another neighbor's
Speaker 2: yard and back toward his home. The front window in
Speaker 2: her house was broken at the top and something had
Speaker 2: been thrown through.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. It wasn't just the Delmonti can of corn.
Speaker 1: This person also threw a bottle of urine, oh, which
Speaker 1: it is hard to explain, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Bottles of urine, glass plates, chunks of metal, and raw meat.
Speaker 2: It's a good thing he doesn't come here. Ham apparently
Speaker 2: laying out in the desk over for that.
Speaker 1: Challenge of throwing cheese at each other's faces. I should
Speaker 1: have done that with the ham. I should have come
Speaker 1: in here with John's ham and just thrown it at
Speaker 1: your face.
Speaker 2: Good idea. Here's number four or minute.
Speaker 3: Is probably on this what tranquilizer by Now.
Speaker 4: This isn't the same world.
Speaker 3: You left four years Oh this is awful. So everybody knows. Well,
Speaker 3: let's not go down that road.
Speaker 1: There was a mom who suffered a ridiculously horrific allergic
Speaker 1: reaction living in an apartment that had mold in it.
Speaker 3: We all have been victim to mold in various parts, right,
Speaker 3: I mean, we can do it like this if you want. Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Oh, let's do it. I apologize mold.
Speaker 2: Joanna Hayes.
Speaker 3: I could stop right there and it would just be
Speaker 3: a tease.
Speaker 2: No, it's too late. They said that this rash that
Speaker 2: that this mom and her daughter suffered was because of
Speaker 2: the state of their house.
Speaker 1: The mushrooms in the mold. Did you see the rashes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: black spores and the mushrooms. Look at that, Look at
Speaker 1: the mold that's growing in there. And they came figured out.
Speaker 3: I knew this would further inflame your distaste of mushrooms.
Speaker 3: And it has number three.
Speaker 2: Sorry, three shall be the number that count and the
Speaker 2: number of the counting shall be three were dead within
Speaker 2: three hours.
Speaker 6: Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 4: All three of them three.
Speaker 2: I got all three of you guys. For the rest
Speaker 2: of your nation is born live.
Speaker 3: After that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 2: The guy set his house on fire Northumberland in UK,
Speaker 2: A guy named James Brown, but different. James Brown was
Speaker 2: more captivated, captivated by firefighters than by the flames themselves.
Speaker 3: James Brown is dead.
Speaker 2: Well, not this one. This one's only twenty six years old.
Speaker 2: A lot of people dream of becoming firefighters, so he hmm,
Speaker 2: let's say, I don't know why he was fascinated with firefighters.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've seen some pretty shapely firefighters in my day,
Speaker 2: but maybe that's what he was doing. Back in September,
Speaker 2: there got a call emergency services saw sparks from an
Speaker 2: energy meter burning linen in a cabinet. They extinguished a
Speaker 2: little fire, and they even turned off the electricity supply
Speaker 2: just to be safe. About ninety minutes later he reported
Speaker 2: yet another in fire, another fire that involved betting, but
Speaker 2: this time the electricity had already been turned off. The
Speaker 2: firefighters began to investigate and realize this guy was setting
Speaker 2: things on fire with fireworks. Here's number two. What's going on?
Speaker 4: You two?
Speaker 2: We got two fingers one two.
Speaker 6: People.
Speaker 2: There's two sons and no women. You see the picture
Speaker 2: of the raccoon with a meth pipe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like this is much ado about nothing.
Speaker 1: I mean, raccoons get into everything, and why anybody would
Speaker 1: be held accountable for a raccoon who picks up a
Speaker 1: meth pipe is beyond me.
Speaker 2: I feel like raccoons are already pretty high strung, right,
Speaker 2: They're gonna do what they're gonna do.
Speaker 3: They do not need meth, they don't need method. They
Speaker 3: can't be controlled.
Speaker 2: But there is there is a picture or cops took
Speaker 2: of a driver's seat when they stopped a woman had
Speaker 2: been arrested for drug paraphernalia. Of this raccoon that they
Speaker 2: are calling chewy because now you can see him with
Speaker 2: this crackpipe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was holding a meth pipe and she has
Speaker 3: been arrested, well.
Speaker 2: For the drugs, not for having a raccoon with a
Speaker 2: meth pipe.
Speaker 3: I hope not.
Speaker 2: Here's number one, weird, number one, number one. We're number one, Ben.
Speaker 7: I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 2: Are you the number one row? Number one number?
Speaker 3: This is a nice animal. It doesn't involve meth at all.
Speaker 2: No, there was a big gray draft horse named Arthur
Speaker 2: a few years ago was spooked by a guy yelling
Speaker 2: and opening an umbrella in Central Park and he ran
Speaker 2: off and he crashed into a couple of cars while
Speaker 2: towing three tourists in the carriage crashed into a couple
Speaker 2: of parked cars. Passengers had minor injuries, the carriage was crumpled,
Speaker 2: the cars had significant damage through The horse became something
Speaker 2: of a poster boy for Animal Act at a poster pony.
Speaker 2: But he has been living out his days at a
Speaker 2: horse sanctuary in Massachusetts, so they didn't put him down, thankfully.
Speaker 2: And I don't know what color horse he was.
Speaker 1: That's white, brokay, all right?
Speaker 3: That can die with acceptable face? Right.
Speaker 1: No, we're gonna kill those things over the weekend. You know,
Speaker 1: that's not how they would bury them. It's not how
Speaker 1: this show works.
Speaker 2: Reminder our News and Bruises coming up in Lancaster, a
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Speaker 2: twenty third, doing the whole show out there coming up.
Speaker 3: How come you don't say stupid things I do?
Speaker 2: I just say them quietly. And I Sometimes you're not
Speaker 2: paying attention to when I say them me.
Speaker 1: I'm always listening. What John Cobalt show coming up next?
Speaker 1: We will see you on Monday. We didn't even do
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: What thing?
Speaker 3: The thing? We will Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, stay dry, everybody.
Speaker 3: Blessings you.
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