Speaker 1: Made a deciso.
Speaker 2: I'll face sunny sound.
Speaker 3: I had vision, but it's my being that.
Speaker 2: To reach the accents. I'll spinning and that sunny for
a man is buddy.
Speaker 3: These guys around, it's a good candid and God.
Speaker 4: Feel the sunnyteen that.
Speaker 5: It's been.
Speaker 6: Letting go.
Speaker 1: Everybody, welcome to for crying out loud. I'm your texting
host Lenik Corolla.
Speaker 6: This is how add we are.
Speaker 7: I'm making notes, Lynette's texting and we're like, that's okay,
we can start the show.
Speaker 6: How are you doing? Everybody?
Speaker 1: It's like, that's what I mean. Like it was summer,
It's like so and so is here and then you
got to pick her up from here. And I'm podcasting
right now. So I text the mom to see if
she's available, and.
Speaker 6: Oh, I just got a text from Elbie.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 7: I left her at home with her friend who came
over and she was like, we want to know if
we can do something when you get home.
Speaker 6: Are you almost done? Are you call? I know these kids,
it's very hard for them to entertain themselves. Yeah, they don't.
Speaker 7: They need to be taken somewhere. When I was even
Elbie's age, which is eleven going on twelve. We just
walked somewhere.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: If we wanted a yogurt, we walked and got one
right right. We didn't wait for somebody to come home
and write driving the car.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 1: There was Pizza Hut up my street. We would walk
there and play video games because they had video They
had like three Pac Man Centipede.
Speaker 6: Like yeah, moms these days.
Speaker 7: Their heads would explode if you told them that your
kid was just walked up the street to play video games.
Speaker 6: They were nice, called child protective services.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 1: So I just realized what time I have to go
see Sonny in his game? And uh and we actually
I have time. Actually I have time.
Speaker 6: What happened?
Speaker 1: One dollar shipping too?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 1: So Kaylin Brandon. They both had to leave and now
we have I like to call him Owl e Owl
because he was Sonny's huggy bookie when he travels sometimes
with Oh he flies home with Chris and we have
Maxi Patt in his EO.
Speaker 6: I like those glasses.
Speaker 4: Thank you You're cool.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're going to Europe.
Speaker 4: I am going to Europe. I'm leaving Sunday.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about that?
Speaker 8: I'm pretty excited, actually, say you nervous. We're taking a
private plane up. Yeah, it's I don't know what my
life is anymore. Yeah, it's unreal. I don't even think
it's really settled in yet.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have so much fun And then when are
you coming back with Adam?
Speaker 4: Or are you coming down with Adam the whole whole time?
Speaker 1: Oh, because you've got to do car cast. He's at
the good.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I'm his Ali l for the Oh, poor.
Speaker 1: Chris, you missed our you missed our never mind, we
just did a Patreon bonus episode about Adam.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Chris has a great radio voice.
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, thank you?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how was Vinnie? You had Vinnie from Jersey Shore.
Speaker 4: He's awesome.
Speaker 6: I know he is.
Speaker 1: I know he's gonna be our our Corolla Drinks ambassador.
Speaker 4: I think he should be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what what'd you say?
Speaker 8: Yeah, you tell me about Jersey Shore when I was
talking about him. One of the like something interesting was
like when he was thrown into the house, he thought
he was gonna be there for the weekend. It turned
out to be like two months. You're miked up twenty
four to seven. If you say something off Mike, they'll
find I knew, Oh my god. Yeah, and they have
a camera on at all times. The only time you
don't have a camera on is when you're in the bathroom,
and then if somebody else goes in the bathroom with you,
then they can turn the cameras on.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there's all these like crazy rules.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just didn't want to miss content.
Speaker 6: But then he did season after season.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean look what look what I did for him.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Does he get a lot of you know, he did mention,
he got he had a threesome recently.
Speaker 1: Listen to resume going to So it's this week on resume.
Speaker 4: No, it's actually gonna be in July. I'm recording season
two in bulk.
Speaker 6: So does he still talk to the situation?
Speaker 4: I didn't ask him. I try to stay away from
the Jersey Shore stuff. After a while he was yeah,
Yeah for him.
Speaker 1: I agree. I think he's like, out of all of them,
I think he should have some sort of Yeah.
Speaker 4: He was the boss, my favorite one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was my favorite. Yeah, because he was smart. Yeah,
he was sensitive, he was smart. He loved his mom.
By the way, he's fully Italian. It's just like me.
I love that kid.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he loves us. He's gonna be You're gonna
be gone. But I think I'm gonna take him out
for drinks. You should I'm going too, oh man, yeah
for tea. Yeah, I'm gonna take him after tea.
Speaker 6: You are like, I'm gonna get this guy off the wagon.
Speaker 1: Well, but I follow him on Snapchat and he follows
me on It was a coincidence, by the way, Coen.
Oh really, yes. I was in Denver board not bored,
but I was in my room and I was looking
on Snapchat and I saw that, like, he's following me,
and I was like, oh, but we've talked before, because
he's wanted to do a podcast with us a long
time ago. Anyway, so I was like, oh, he's in La.
And then I just out of the blue, I just thought, Oh,
he'll never get it. I'll send him a text, Benny,
you're in La. Blah blah blah. We're trying to do
a not a podcast, but like a tap takeover in
Asbury Park, New Jersey, at the end of summer to
coincide with the Springsteen concert. And I thought, in my
brain'd be fun if he could come to that. So anyway,
I just said, you're in la. I wish you you know,
next time you come let me know. You know, we
should all go out. And he responded right away and
he was Then I got I didn't see his response
because I don't know snapchat, I didn't check it. Then
I get four days later, I get Adam's schedule and
says tomorrow Adam and Drew guest Vinnie from Jersey Shore.
And I was like, wow, what a coincidence. He must
I don't know if he believes me, but I was like, wow,
what a coincidence. I'll see you on when you come in,
so into the studio. So I went into the studio
the other day. He was he was smitten with Maxipata.
He was like, I am starstruck right now. Like he
was like, there's Chris Maxipata right there, like producer Geary
inter Nick. Like He's like, I'm more excited to see
these guys than I am. I mean, I like Adam
and Drew, but these guys like I love. He says,
I listen to the show every day. And then I'm
like thinking, hot blonde, we're taking you to the prom.
Like and anyway, his snapchat he's in Vegas and he's
at he's at all these like bar things, so he
does do that still, So I'm not trying to take
him off the way, even though I don't know if
he's on the wagon or I don't know what his deal.
But yeah, I'm taking him to Asberry Park, New Jersey,
and I'm gonna schmooze him up this week while you
guys are in Europe, I'm going out with Vinnie.
Speaker 4: I'm jealous.
Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, we're going. I want to hang out
with Vinnie. Yeah, okay, put on some tight pants. I
don't know why, what does that even mean.
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, good luck to you, Chrismax.
Speaker 7: Some really hot mom jeans. I'm gonna be good to go.
Some ankle boots.
Speaker 1: I don't know, ankle boots. Ankle boots are in style?
Speaker 6: Are they?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 1: Do you see bethany On what's it called? She wears
ankle boots.
Speaker 6: By the way, I'm not liking her at all.
Speaker 1: No, She's like, it's like, shut up word, leave sonya alone.
Speaker 2: Jesus.
Speaker 6: Oh, she's just mad at everybody.
Speaker 1: Let a drunk be a drunk. So how's your summer going?
Speaker 6: My summer is Uh.
Speaker 7: The thing is I need routine, like you were saying,
and that's it's hard. It's hard when you wake up
and you're like, okay, mm hmm, I walked the dog.
Speaker 6: Now what mm hmm?
Speaker 1: I know right now, I'm like, Sonny's yeah. This last night,
Sonny says, what time are you going to get to
my game tomorrow? I was like, you have a game tomorrow?
Where'd that come from?
Speaker 6: At least he knew that my kids wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: He's on Donald I said what time? And he's like
two fifty five, but you should be there at two
thirty because I know you mom. I was like, okay,
can I okay, I'll tell you something now. I'm fine.
I'll tell you something that Sonny said to me the
other day. And I don't know where it came from
if he's sensing something, if you guys. I was on
Patreon this week. I talked about the difficulties of living
with Adam under construction. I was the same old say,
Adam's stressed, but so and so you deeper into it.
I did get deeper. Yes, I did go deep.
Speaker 6: Dive into the Nutts Rubbert hits the Road.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I want to hear it.
Speaker 6: I'm Patroon.
Speaker 1: So okay, so five dollars have nice T shirt. I said, oh, son,
He says to me, you know, mommy, this is late
at night. Yeah, they get all open at night. Mommy.
You know what I was thinking to me? I was
thinking today, I'm lucky to have a mom like you.
I said why, and he said, because I was at
my day camp today, at my basketball day camp, and
I saw Missus, his little friend. He has like three BFFs,
miss Missus bff number one and Missus bff number three
were there chit chatting, and then Missus bff number two came,
and then the three of them are chit chatting, and
I thought, wow, I'm lucky. I'm like, and I don't
know what he was. I think he I don't know,
he's trying to do reverse psychology, like he wants me
to come and watch him because he likes that. But
he's in camp, like he's in basketball camp anyway, so
he's like. The three of the ladies were talking and
I thought to myself, my mom, I'm lucky because I
have a mom that works and she doesn't even though
I go to all his games. This is a camp,
like I don't go to this is camp game number whatever,
but his game games I go. And he said, and
my mom doesn't. She doesn't come and stand around and
talk while I'm at camp, is what he was trying
to say.
Speaker 6: And he said, and I I think it's annoying for kids, right.
Speaker 1: But then he said something that I thought, uh, oh,
don't repeat yourself. Because he said, I thought to myself,
don't these ladies want to get a job, Like they
just sit home all day and they just.
Speaker 6: Hang out at You think he was channeling out him.
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, I said, you're sounding like your dad
right now. And he goes, well, I'm not trying to
sound like anybody. I'm just saying they're just they're hanging
out at camp, and like, don't they want to go
get a job?
Speaker 6: Like what do they do?
Speaker 1: Missus BFF doesn't do anything but drive a range rover?
True right? And I was like, you do have a point.
And I said, but listen, Sonny, don't repeat this, judge.
You know I'm repeating it on a podcast. Don't don't
don't like repeat yourself. By the way, and I said,
by the way, their stay home mommies. They this is
their job. Their job is to drive the car and
pick you up, and pick him up and drive to
the next thing and pick them up. You know, luckily
we have Olga because you'd be dead in the water,
or I'd be running around and I wouldn't be working
or whatever, and because you can't rely on dad to
do this. So we're lucky that we have Olga. But
you know, and he was like why when I said,
because he's very sensitive to upset people, Because he said why,
why shouldn't I why? I said, don't repeat it, and
he goes why, I said, because it's a little he
knows a fe I said, it's a little offensive to
moms and two women and he said and the look
on his face was like, oh God, what can I
say these days?
Speaker 6: And he's like, well, like it's a microaggression. Icept stay home,
I said.
Speaker 1: I said, it's the most important job in the world.
And there's stay home.
Speaker 6: Dads' dads in a while about that? Uh uh Bill
Bill Burr?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that, yes, the stay at home moms thing. You
should just listen to it full time sake. You can
find it for us to listen to. Funniest thing ever,
Bill Burr it's really appropriate. Remember when I was talking
about stay at home moms.
Speaker 1: Talking about your greatest job and the greatest is the
greatest job in the world. But then I said to him,
I said, there's dad said, or stay home dads. I said,
look at your friend so and so the mom works
all day. And he said and the dad says so,
and he goes he acts out towards girls though. He
gets mad at Natalia. He gets mad. I think he's
mad at his mom for working all day. That's what
he said. I was like, Okay, is it bedtime yet?
Can I just I just want to go watch Silicon
Valley and just really do we have to like have
this conversation. But anyways, it takes all kinds.
Speaker 7: I know what you're saying, though, because maybe she'd listen
to the Bill birth thing before we go. Because I'm
gonna tell you something, un Tilda said, because he reminds
me so much of Sunny What what does he repeat?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 7: Something that like I have, there's a mom show that
I don't like. There's just no he Maddie is already
sort of repeating something I said. Maddie's getting annoyed at
a mom at school, like that I don't like. And
Maddie's like, oh my god, guess who was there and
then says so.
Speaker 6: And so I was like, uh huh. He's like she's
just so annoying. Yeah, Like, oh you got that from me.
That's not a good thing.
Speaker 7: Like please don't say that, Like it's not okay for
you to say that somebody's parent is annoying, Like they
certainly are right, but just you can tell me that.
Speaker 6: But that's not just a thing, Like you sound so judgmental,
just like your mom.
Speaker 5: Go for it. Like, really, being a mother is the
most difficult job on the planet. Oh yeah, all those
mothers who die every year from black lung from inhaling
all that cold dust. Dude, women aren't just constantly patting
themselves on the back about how difficult their lives are
and no one corrects them because.
Speaker 4: They want to.
Speaker 2: That's what it is.
Speaker 5: So there's just this tornado of like misinformation. They have
the most difficult job on the planet. What would you
rather be doing drilling to the center of the earth,
shaking hands with the devil. Every time there's a rumble
in the ground, you wait for the whole thing to
collapse down on top of you. So they gotta write
that folks song about you.
Speaker 4: You know, was you running me up in the sunshine?
Speaker 5: Running around with a couple of toddlers that you can
send a bed anytime you want, some sort of trumped
up charges because you want to have a drink and
watch the price is right. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 4: It's come out.
Speaker 5: Difficult job on the planet. Am I thought, roofing in
the middle of July is are red?
Speaker 4: No, I thought the FANTASTI.
Speaker 5: But these mothers are bending over the ways putting DVDs
into DVD players know how they do it?
Speaker 2: I don't know how they do it, dude.
Speaker 5: Any job that you can do in your pajamas is
not a difficult job, right, get breaks quite. You're thirty
five years old, clayt Hide and go Seek, deliver the dream,
deliver the dree, no time card, no taxes.
Speaker 3: You're up the writt.
Speaker 5: Making possible stickhouses. I mean, it's a difficult job.
Speaker 2: On the flick.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well that's my life.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, but it does give you a little perspective.
Speaker 1: It does. My back hurts from bending over.
Speaker 6: Putting in a new DVD.
Speaker 7: I know sometimes too, I'm like, okay, so I'm out
of that stage, but still like the kids. Like this morning,
I really did get a little bit irritated before I
left the house because I was like, John, really like,
you can't help me get the kid's breakfast, but really like,
what the fuck am I getting the kid's breakfast? They're
eight and eleven years old for yourself, A motherfucking right,
you can't do that. But I was like, oh, I
got to get these kids in breakfast, Like yeah, my god,
I gotta put the cinnamon toast waffle in the toaster instead.
It like my kids should be able to make her
own waffles. But I'm still then, because that's right.
Speaker 1: Adam was saying that too. He's like a ten You
know what ten year olds are doing right now in
the farm. They've been up seven hours already. You guys
are just rolling out of bed waiting for mom to
make you breakfast.
Speaker 7: It's true, true, come on, But I did feel like, well,
Sadie shouldn't be taking I make her these trainer Joe's
hash browns, and I put him in the oven, you know,
thettle toaster oven at four hundred degrees and then in
fourteen minutes, you know, I don't want her reaching her
little you know, non burned waitress hands, non waitress hands
into the toaster oven. So I'm like, okay, well, John,
after this goes off, just all you have to remember
I did, I got but I did.
Speaker 6: I served Maddie a bowl of cereal this morning. Yeah,
I do to me, I do doo? Why am I
doing that?
Speaker 1: Don't tell Vinnie you did that though the cereal. We
have the cereal, and Sonny wants it, and I'm like,
sund he went in for breakfast and he looks around
cereal and he's like, Daddy's still sleeping. Yeah, cereal, And
then Daddy comes to walk the door opens, He's like morning,
good morning, and he's like, no, I want eggs.
Speaker 6: I want eggs.
Speaker 1: Like like, wow, poor Sonny, you can't have cereal on
the summer vacation.
Speaker 6: And I made Adam doesn't allow serious because no.
Speaker 1: He allows it. But he's judgy. Adam is judgy, and
Sonny doesn't want to feel the judgment. And I'm trying
to bring us all down. But I made him the
eggs and then he had eggs and then he had cereal.
But Adam did have to make a comment and I
had to say, dude, First of all, this is the
first time he's had cereal for breakfast and since you
met Vinnie. Okay, it's the very first time.
Speaker 7: Oh, Vinny, Oh, don't tell vin Nnie. I thought you
meant don't tell Vinnie Jersey. Sure, fuck Vinnie.
Speaker 6: Sorry.
Speaker 7: I know he's going to be doing a podcast, but
why don't we all have to feel Vinnie's judgment.
Speaker 6: It's I don't need to worry about I don't believe me.
Speaker 7: I do have the Vinnie voice in my head when
I'm like, oh, I got to make the waffle with
a protein, I gotta give him as you did do
the sausage.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 6: But I don't always.
Speaker 7: But then when I don't, I'm like, listen, here's John's
idea of a perfect dinner is like two bowls.
Speaker 6: Of Cereal special K. I like that too. Yeah. I mean,
I want to stop being such Nazis about everything.
Speaker 1: Everybody needs a calmda fuck down.
Speaker 7: Reel it in, Vinnie hashtag We're gonna get We're gonna
get you guys some T shirts that say reel it in.
Speaker 1: All right, you want to take a Facebook question, why
why not?
Speaker 6: Let's do it? Patricia Gaspar says Stephanie. I love your
suggestions for inexpensive summer.
Speaker 7: Mini getaways, me too, Rancho Los Palmas fantastic?
Speaker 6: Any other suggestions? Also?
Speaker 7: Does Maddie like comic books? My son does, and he
would love to send them to him.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's so sweet.
Speaker 1: Okay, you go, Rancho. Relaxes is what I always think of.
Speaker 6: Oh do we have any other suggestions? I'm not sure?
Speaker 5: Do you no?
Speaker 1: That's why we talked about it last week.
Speaker 6: Patricia, does anybody else have a suggestion? I want to
do that one again.
Speaker 1: Did anybody come up with movies by any chance?
Speaker 7: Do you know?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: A few people did anything anything. Pacoba was now.
Speaker 6: A couple of them. Go look on our Facebook page
under the posts that people leave and.
Speaker 1: You'll find is it on the left, on the right.
Speaker 6: I can never click under visit or posts. I'll go
find it for you right now.
Speaker 1: I can't figure out. Am I the only American? Okay? Lindsay,
Lindsay Felton. Can you talk about society's and sassant need
to pin blame on someone for everything? Nothing is allowed
to be an unfortunate accident. Kids fall, Oh god, kids
falls into gorilla pitt mom has to be vilified. Alligator
snatches kid in a freak occurrence that people want to
collect the dad or Disney. It's like social media has
eradicated the concept of empathy. You know, it's thank you, Lindsay.
You know, it's so weird, is my kids know about
the Orlando shooting and they know about the little boy
that fell into the out or got snatched by the alligator.
They know about that? Or were they never They never
really didn't before, not really, but now they're like, oh, yeah,
Orlando shooting. Yeah we heard about that. And then when
they hear it, they're friends. Then last night, Sonny's the
last to know all the time. So last night we
were I was trying to put on monitors. I turned
the TV on, by the way, and it's always the
news and it's like Orlando shooting. And so Natalia said, oh,
what about the kid that got eaten by the alligator
at Disney and they found his body? And I said
how what?
Speaker 7: How?
Speaker 4: How?
Speaker 1: And then son he's like what what He's playing? Like
he innocently playing like some stupid, you know, game on
his iPad and now he's all ears, like what do
you mean? What happened? What happened? And he's a scaredy cat.
He's gonna have nightmares. And I was like, nahaalian and
she's like, no, kid. The kid got eaten by an
alligator in Disneyland in Florida and they found his body today.
And I was like, how did you hear that? She's like, ah,
my friends at camp we were talking about it. Then
this morning when she woke up, she said, uh, she
said they Oh, she said he didn't because I was
trying to be like listening.
Speaker 6: He was at the in sun.
Speaker 1: He was like, he was at Disneyland. An alligator came
out of What what happened?
Speaker 6: And I was like, I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I think that they might have
cause I don't know, but I'm trying to ease their pain.
So I'm like, I think that they might have ventured
out into some place they shouldn't have been. Maybe and
the it wasn't Disneyland, but I think it was a
resort and over there there's you know, everglades with alligators,
and I think that maybe the toddler wandered off and
nobody really saw and it kind of happened fast. But
I guess they did find it. So and then this
morning she was like, no, the first thing she said
when she woke up the todd I said, good good
morning to tid it's time to get up for camp. Mom. No,
the toddler did not wander off into some place. They
were not in an area that was not you know,
that was sealed off. They were in an area that
was okay to be and Disneyland is at fault and
they're gonna get sued, Like, how do you know that?
And she's like, read it online. I was like, oh
my god, Wow, she's reading the news.
Speaker 7: I feel for you, But I don't have that issue
because my kids they I don't know if I'm sheltering
them on purpose or if they just don't read that
stuff or don't hear it. But Elbe I was very
scared to tell Elbie when I found out that Christina
Grimmy got shot because we watched that whole season of
the We watched The Voice in our house, and we
watched that season.
Speaker 6: And we love her and we're a little.
Speaker 7: Bit obsessed with her, like watched a lot of her videos,
her YouTube videos before she got famous on the Voice,
and we'd always get excited when her song came on,
and so I felt like I had to tell Elle
because I didn't want her to hear about it from
somebody else. I felt like, that really is something that
one of her friends might mention to her. So I said,
I have to tell you something.
Speaker 6: It's kind of sad, you know. Christina Grimmy died and
Albie was like, oh, no, what happened? And I said, well,
she got shot.
Speaker 7: She was singing somewhere she shouldn't have been. And no,
but I said, I said somebody shot her. Somebody had
a gun and they shot her. And she was like
where And I said at a concert and she was
like no, I mean where on her body? And I said, oh,
I don't know, and she said, because you know, Ronald
Reagan got shot.
Speaker 6: Even near his heart and he lived.
Speaker 7: And I said, well, I don't know where she got shot,
but she didn't make it, and Albie was like oh
and then moved on.
Speaker 6: And of all things, I thought for sure that she would.
Speaker 7: Cry or then ask me a million questions and start
being shocked about the random nature of life, but never
brought it up again.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, was that weird?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, the kids are kids. I mean, remember
I remember when I was a kid. I was obsessed
when every time I found out like a kid was abused,
I wanted to know more, like why who hurt the kid?
Speaker 6: Why?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 1: Anytime something bad happened, I wanted to know more. Kids
are that that, they have that nature They want, you know,
they want to know like what happened. But I'll tell
you like if they find out, I don't know, I'm
learning that if they find out that something in the
world bad happened, then they get mad at us, Like
they get mad at me because why didn't you tell me?
And then now what else is happening in the world
that you're not telling me? Like with the Paris shooting,
Natalia found out through Little Buddha whatever and was like, Mom,
did you hear about all the people that died in Paris?
They were just eating on the sidewalk and people just
came by and just started like. I was like, oh
my god, okay, yeah, so this is what happened. And
then she's like, why aren't why don't you tell me
that this happened the stuff like this happened all the time.
I said, no, you know, this is isolated incident whatever,
blah blah blah isis they know about isis, and then
that's the thing. So you know, again with the ally,
like what's happening in the world that you're not telling me?
So I think it's a good I think at this age,
at the appropriate age, you don't want to tell them
they're five, But at this age, I think it's all
it's okay if it's a big thing that's in the
news and you know that their little friends are going
to talk talk talk about it.
Speaker 6: I know it's just it bothers me because it's all bad.
I know it's all bad.
Speaker 7: Like in the old days, I don't know that we
would have found out about a kid that fell into
uh that that got pulled in by an alligator. It
certainly wouldn't have been a huge news story because it
would have been local news, would have been in Orlando.
Speaker 6: We wouldn't have had that. Back when I was a kid,
we didn't have the internet, so we didn't.
Speaker 7: All know about stuff, right, so all the bad stuff
was just on your local news that somebody got hit
by a car or whatever, and it did.
Speaker 6: It seems so scary right in the world just seems
like it's.
Speaker 1: All bad, right, well, like the dogs, okay, the dogs somehow. Oh,
there's a Modern Family episode where the girls all have
their period at the same time and they're crying. They're
watching TV and they're hearing in the ars of an Angel, right,
and they're.
Speaker 6: Like, it's so sad.
Speaker 1: Look at the one with the three legs. It's so sad.
Speaker 4: It's so sad.
Speaker 6: Who would do that?
Speaker 1: And they're Natalia seeing that episode a few times and
she's like, mom, what is happening? Why what are they watching?
I kept saying, it's set. It's a sad movie. I mean,
they're like, what's the name of the movie. So finally
I said, oh, they saw some news story on their
iPad about a dog that was very emaciated and that
got left alone for days upon months or whatever, I
don't know. They rescued it and they were like, I said,
that's what they were watching on Modern Family. So then
she starts school and then she starts seeing and then
I said, but you know what, on the flip side,
there's good stuff. Look at this dog that saved somebody's life.
Look at the dog that stayed by their owner when
the little girl wandered off. The little the dogs stayed
kept their warm all night. Like there's good stories too.
You could be looking at too. You know, it's not
what's not just focus on the whatever. But yeah, there
is evil in the world. Kids get used to it.
Speaker 6: All right. I don't know why people to answer the question.
Speaker 7: I don't know why people like want to just all
it's that pitchfork mentality, like go after the par you're
mad at the parents, like they think it's of the
gorilla thing, and yeah, like nobody ever makes mistakes.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, my kids have been to the zoo
so many times. They easily could have fallen into the
pits of something. It's just the kid they climb. You
got first, you got two kids. They're at the zoo
with a couple other friends. You know, the kids are
the climb and climb, climb. The all you want to
do is climb, you know, to get mad at the parents.
Speaker 7: I know the people and the people for shooting that gorilla,
Like what that's the only thing they could have done.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you if that was your kid and
the gorillas in his path, I would think you would
want that kid that gorilla.
Speaker 7: Shot to following protocol. If they shot the gorilla with
the tranquilizer. He could have killed the kid while that
was could have made it the gorilla crazy and he
could have killed the kid.
Speaker 6: And anybody that's a professional with these things.
Speaker 7: John just worked on a show for Animal Planet. Oh
yeah about lion called Lion on the Loose, And it
was a special that aired and it's really good, so.
Speaker 1: It's already aired.
Speaker 7: It already aired, yeah, and it was kind of a
touched and the person he talked to as an expert
told him that that's like crazy that people are like, oh,
they should have shot the gorilla. It's like people don't
understand this is a wild animal, right, it's a wild animal,
and they are unpredictable, and people don't understand like animal behavior,
Like they think it's not a pet, it's not a
domesticated dog.
Speaker 6: That's like playing with the kid. They're like, oh, he
was so sweet, he was protecting the kid. No, he wasn't.
Speaker 7: No, he was toying with the kid and they didn't
know what he was gonna do. And you got to
save the little kid anyway, Okay. Catherine Long advice for
upcoming wedding and dealing with crazy ant that creates drama
out of everything, and bridesmaid's dresses that are missing in action.
Speaker 6: We ordered them in January and they're not here yet.
The wedding is in August.
Speaker 7: Okay, well, the bridesmaid's dresses will get there, and if
they don't, then you cancel your order and you order
them from somewhere that they're already ready.
Speaker 6: You don't go get fitted.
Speaker 7: You just go to a store and you get the
say everybody gets the same dress, or you go yeah,
or you go with like a theme and you let
all the bridesmaids wear their own dress, but you just
pick a color. So you go, I want all my
bridesmaids to wear something that's like red. There you go
right or black, and go buy a cute, beautiful dress.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 7: That's what I've done for many weddings that I've been at.
That's pretty cool and kind of modern.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 6: Okay, crazy aunt, good luck, don't come.
Speaker 1: No family has it crazy? Just do you got to
deal with a crazy nothing? Yeah, if it's just one aunt,
you're lucky, so lucky. Not you're lucky stars for Pete's sakes. Yeah,
Plaine and ask us what to do? Oh my god,
we're so awful. I'm sure it's very, very stressful to
plan a wedding. Lynett and I just did like small ones.
Speaker 7: Because we had husbands that couldn't be bothered with bridesmaids dresses.
Speaker 6: They didn't want to hear about it.
Speaker 7: So, yeah, tell me if you had a crazy person, though,
just be like, look, it's our wedding.
Speaker 1: Chill the fuck out.
Speaker 7: If you can't chill out, Uh, just tell me where
you want to sit trying to make them happy?
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, exactly. Don't argue, don't argue with crazy. Yeah,
just just okay, yes, and okay, all right.
Speaker 6: Terry Warren says Father's Day weekend. I don't know what
that means. Maria Martinez. I love Maria.
Speaker 7: Maria is the best, best and worst guests. And who
is a dream guest you would love to have? Oh
my god, do you remember?
Speaker 6: I'll tell you who one of our worst guests was.
Who it was? I? Yes, I know.
Speaker 1: I read a book about a tranting a tree.
Speaker 6: Yes, your plant, your tree family?
Speaker 1: Well what was that?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 7: But Kathy made us book him, booked him, and we
were both like, huh. Nowadays when we get guest suggestions
that we're not into it's so fun.
Speaker 6: We just both go pass.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's crazy. Either we'll get We'll get oh
my god, I'm excited, but Coellnette doesn't want to do it.
Then I'll pass, and then I'll say the exact same thing.
I'm excited. But if Stephanie or we'll both get like,
what did you are? You knew? Do you just need
us breast feeding specialists?
Speaker 7: No? No, right, But then I'll go, I'll say that
the same thing, and then I'll go, I mean, but
on the other hand, of Lynnette loves this person, that's cool,
I'll deal with that's doing it, and you'll have written.
Speaker 6: The same thing at the same time.
Speaker 1: And then Gary yells at us like.
Speaker 7: We'd be like, oh, who who's our guest? Oh, plant
a tree, the tree, grow the family like a tree.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 7: Then the guy comes in acts like he's doing this
is a huge favor, is like a total blowhard. Is
like lecturing to us and kind of argumentative and just
talk talk talk talk talk, never took a breath, and we're.
Speaker 6: Like, huh okay, and then all the fans right like
that was the worst guess shut up?
Speaker 1: What about I'll tell you a love hate guess that
I think Stephanie's gonna agree with is the triple bet
Betsy oh, Betsy Brown Brawn. Yeah, she yells at us,
but it is interesting what she has to say. She
has good suggestions, but at the same time, some of
them are like, no, it's not gonna work.
Speaker 7: What I mean, like, you know, she's just she's very
The problem was is you and I were probably even
a little more insecure at the time because our kids
were much younger, right, And she always comes across like
she knows everything. So there's a party that's like, oh, shoot,
I'm doing it wrong, right, And you're like, oh, I
got a please her right, like you know, like you'd
say something like the twins and she'd be like, no,
you absolutely do not call them the twins, right.
Speaker 1: They have their individuals, they're individuals. You don't call them
the twins. And then you have to have them to
have their own day. One day, Maddie picks out the
thing you're gonna eat for dinner, and the cups they're
gonna have and the whatever and ice cream, what they're
gonna do after school, and then the next day that, yeah, that,
and then you try to do it for like a
day you feel like, Okay, I guess then.
Speaker 7: My kids are if I don't give them all their
own special time. I try that and you're like, bitch,
my kids are three years old.
Speaker 1: We're arguing. They get their own hour, Sadie, you understand
today is Maddie's day.
Speaker 6: No, Maddie, no, today is Sadie's.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: You guys don't understand. Today's not your day. You don't
get to pick.
Speaker 6: By what.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah that was yeah, she was.
Speaker 7: And I remember that when I was like, so, Maddie
just like really only dressing in boy clothes and I'm
not sure remember she was like, oh, that's because they're
twins and Maddie's just trying to exert, you know, his
own like get attention for her own like and I
was like, I think it's more than that, Like it
doesn't seem to be. It's really like very consistent like
only yeah, no, it doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 6: It's just a phase and book.
Speaker 7: Like where you later you're like you were wrong, then
you're mad like four years later that's that was incorrect.
Speaker 1: And she was wrong about being in the bed too.
It was like Sonny still bees and her answer was
listen he's not gonna be being in the bed when
he goes to college, so just deal with it. Just
put the patty the pad underneath his mattress and don't
worry about it. I'm like, Okay. Three years later, he's
still wearing pull ups. Dude wore Sonny wore pull ups
until he was like five. Natalie was out and done
at three.
Speaker 6: I remember that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the twilight pee.
Speaker 6: We have to take saies on medication.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, she doesn't the bed.
Speaker 6: We're weaning off the medication really, really slowly. Right now,
she's still the first day a week ago, she had
an accident. Yees see, she's going on nine. This is
just some kids Adams in college.
Speaker 7: Has she ever met a drunk sorority chick?
Speaker 6: They pay the bed.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry to tell you. Betsy, Oh my god, this
is fun. Who's a dream guest? We would love to
have Betsy.
Speaker 1: She never wanted to come back again.
Speaker 6: She did, she just couldn't first schedule.
Speaker 1: Dream guest. I don't know. I would love from New
York City. The Countess. I would like to talk to
the Countess. I would love to She's a slot and
sleeps with everybody. Yeah, according to the last.
Speaker 6: Fun to have her. I want to have stuttering John.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, yes, yes, I don't know why right.
Speaker 6: Now he's my dream guest because how did you hear that?
Speaker 7: I heard somebody told me that he has a transgender child.
Transgender child's older now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he public about it though, because I spard to
google it.
Speaker 4: I just booked them for Joe Show, like last week
on the show.
Speaker 6: Can you get him on our show?
Speaker 1: I would love that? Was he on Adam Show?
Speaker 4: Yeah? He was on Adam Show too. He has a
new podcast.
Speaker 6: Okay, he's trying to trying to past. Oh good, well
will he talk about his child?
Speaker 4: He did? He talked about with Joe Show a little bit.
Speaker 8: He like brushed across it because he was making a
gay joke and he said, I'm allowed to make that
because my son is a transvestite and he said transvestite.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 6: He's not going to be like super insensitive about his
own child.
Speaker 4: He's not get mad. Yeah he was, he was. He's
really respectful.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he seems that he wanted to kick him in
the cunt.
Speaker 1: He would be if you can get him, okay, Joe Coy,
I would love to have Joey.
Speaker 6: Oh, I would love to have him.
Speaker 1: He's a great father. Yeah, you're posting pictures with his
kids constantly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, why would he do Why would our show?
Speaker 7: Would he?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've just thought of it.
Speaker 6: Do you think we're two small potatoes.
Speaker 4: No, you guys are potatoes.
Speaker 6: I may.
Speaker 1: I made Joe Cooy who he is today, by the way,
because I heard him the first time on Adam show
he was doing a live show. Was the very first
time he's doing a live guest. When I heard that episode,
I said to Adam, Wow, this guy gets it. He
does the yes and he did it. If you hear
the very first time he was on it was a
live episode. I told Adam, this guy's got it.
Speaker 6: There you go?
Speaker 1: Was it a Malfie?
Speaker 6: See?
Speaker 1: Thank you made?
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 7: My other dream guest is sal from Impractical Jokers, and
I met him at the improv and he said he
would do our show.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 6: Reached out to him when he's in LA. He said
he would do it.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get him. You gotta tell him.
Speaker 6: He's so cute and he's so sweet. I never told you,
guys the story.
Speaker 7: No, I put the picture up on for crying out loud,
but I didn't tell this story. I met him at
the improv and I geeked out. And I was with
my friend Bonnie McFarlane and Bonnie knows him, and I.
Speaker 6: Was like, Bonnie, is that soal from Impractical Jokers? And
she's like, yeah, you've watched that show and I was
saying watched it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So I was like, oh my god, I'm so geeky
right now, but I would really love to meet him.
She was like, all right, sal came here and I
was such a I was like hi, and she's like,
this is my friend Stephanie.
Speaker 7: She has a podcast and she's like a fan of
your of yours and he was like oh really, and
I was like, yeah, you don't understand, like you're my
favorite Impractical Joker.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was like, my whole family watches it. We all
watch it, and I go and I'm sorry to be
so giky, but can I tell you my favorite bit?
Speaker 7: I was like, it's the bingo bit. I watched it
over and over and over and he was so nice.
He was like really, He's like, I'm so embarrassed. He's like,
I get embarrassed when people are like too nice.
Speaker 6: He's like really, He's like, oh my god, thank you
so much.
Speaker 1: My kids love him. Yeah, my kids love that show.
Thank you for turning us onto that show.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's so fun for the whole family.
Speaker 1: Yes, even though it can be inappropriate, it does get
a little of inappropriate. I like I like Murray too, though.
Speaker 7: Murray is really fun, and I like the other cue
the one that also looks like sal and Joe.
Speaker 6: I like you too.
Speaker 4: I like Joe.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it goes Sal then Murray, then Joe.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, wait, it goes I'm kidding.
Speaker 4: That Sala is the best one. I love when he
gets embarrassed, like it's really awkward.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: The bingo one when he was doing a bingo, they
made him yell bingo in the middle of like where
was it, Alana, And he's like, this is the worst.
This is the scariest. I've never been a scared of
my life. Please don't do it, Please don't do it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he said it didn't look as scary as it
actually was. I said it was.
Speaker 7: He goes, there were so many people, and he goes,
they were so mad, they were really angry. They were
threatening to kick my ass. He goes, I was freaking
out that I had every that I had to keep doing.
Speaker 6: It bing go.
Speaker 7: My favorite part was when they're dragging you out and
you just turned around for one last bing o. And
he was like, you know what, I said, I go,
you know what I love about the show? I said,
it's it's not just broad humor. I go, there's a
lot of subtle I go. You guys say a lot
of things under your breath or you you say, you
make a lot of comments that aren't for everybody, that
are like just for each other or just for who's listening.
Speaker 6: Dry humor. And he was like, oh my god, I'm
so glad you noticed that. He goes, Yeah, we do.
We we really try, like we all have like a
dry sense of humor.
Speaker 1: I One of the other ones is when they were
in the pool and they were in a public pool
and he's like, go to and they're wearing a blind sunglass.
Go two steps forward, goes, and then there's like women
sitting on like a bench. And then they said that
now there's birds on the pigeons. Kneel. I'm shoe shoe.
He sucks sounds like shoe.
Speaker 6: Shoot.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's great.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's another one like that where they were like,
you just go I just peed in the pool, so stupid.
Speaker 6: I love it all right. That's what we got to
get to Paul Marks because he's our friend.
Speaker 7: Okay, he's one of the ones that like, when I've
gotten into the political things, yeah online that Paul will
come to my defense, and then with my other girl,
my girl Diane Riischling, and then.
Speaker 6: People will be like, oh, Paul, you're just a big fan.
Of course you're gonna defend her.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how it works. Dumb ass gets your own podcast,
and then you'll have somebody to defend you.
Speaker 6: So he wants to know status of the Facebook live
stream or whatever John was going to do with video. Okay,
we should do a Facebook live stream? Facebook live stream?
Should we do that with video?
Speaker 7: I'm so technically on savvy, Paul. Here's what's happening next week. Okay,
you don't know this, but this is already next week
for you.
Speaker 1: This week.
Speaker 7: This week, John is we're going to do all of
bonus content and John's going to record it. Yeah, and
then we're going to air.
Speaker 6: Like a like maybe a fifteen.
Speaker 7: Minute bonus content fifteen to twenty minutes of us, just
a video of us doing our show.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: Then we also want to do a live thing where
we get live Facebook questions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where we get on there. Nick can do the
talk for people because he does it for Animal all
the time.
Speaker 6: How do we do it?
Speaker 9: What is that?
Speaker 1: It's easy. We just tell Nick when we want to
do it. You'll schedule it.
Speaker 7: Actually, and then we're being videoed or we're talking to
people with our video.
Speaker 6: Is that how it works?
Speaker 7: Chris?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: What we've done is we use the cameras in the
other studio and we can switch those and make it
look pretty cool, and that streams live to Facebook.
Speaker 4: When people comment.
Speaker 8: If you have your phones on you and you guys
are watching the stream on your phones, you can see
the comments trickling.
Speaker 4: In and then you can just address them live.
Speaker 6: Ah. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: But we would have to promote it and promote it,
promote like beat people over the head. We're going to
be recording at this time, so otherwise you get like Cricket,
you get Diane and you get marks.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: All right, you should do it. It's fun.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, no, we should do it well, John's gonna
bring in a camera anyway and do this, so you will.
Speaker 6: It'll be two separate things.
Speaker 7: One thing will definitely be like video of our bonus
content that you can like watch on YouTube or watch
on the on the site on Patreon, and the other
thing will be a live stream Facebook.
Speaker 6: We can also do something where we just.
Speaker 7: Go on Facebook at the same time and answer people's
questions as answer people. Yeah, just make an appointment, yes, yeah,
without video, Yeah, all right?
Speaker 1: What all right?
Speaker 6: All right, Paul there you go.
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Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 1: They have a water cooler show where all the geeks
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I love the lackeys.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 7: So also just one little thing if you since we
didn't really get to it today, but if you want
to know, like what some of our listeners suggested for
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do that. Thank you, guys, thank you, Thanks everybody.
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