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Speaker 5: Had a living, breathing monstrosity you laughed.
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Speaker 2: There are more than one thousand paranormal events reported around
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Sun Show. Here in the distance under radio. Knowing this
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here with our producer technician farmer Uncle ee hey Mac, Hello, everybody,
what's up? Guys? Okay, now listen, girls, you have to
be brave soldiers now because the very famous one one
is not with us tonight. He's in a hotel. Yeah,
he throw me up with waiting for his flight tomorrow
to finally flying back to the United States. He says
it's three years. I believe it's been four years. But
he'll be back, maybe back on the show with us
next week. We don't know. But that's why he's not
here tonight. No one won No one wanted to pretend
they were him in the opening, so you know, so
I guess not anyway. So but with us next on
the pecking order, as i've senior International corresponds down there,
my sisters Hank top West Virginia for seventy degrees today
switch played Steve Ward. Switchy, great to be here. Is
that a cat in the background? What's that movement in
the background? There? We shoot it.
Speaker 3: It could be my.
Speaker 6: H it's his background moving in the wind.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's my expensive markman background.
Speaker 6: Consider that a warning? So how are you okay? Switchy?
I'm good yep, because he had to taunt me this
morning with his breakfast. What you get, Well, we'll talk
about it quickly. What's the tease? Was a super dupe of.
Speaker 3: What it's the tutor's super breakfast.
Speaker 6: Anyway, okay, uh yeah, we'll get back to it.
Speaker 3: Also, ingredients, we'll do the ingredient.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll do Yeah, we'll go. We'll do the okay,
also with us as our scene, your international security chief
will the club willy you see?
Speaker 7: Hey Mac again?
Speaker 6: Was it the fancy microphone holder he has? Where did
that come from?
Speaker 7: Well, I've had it, but I usually keep it in hiding.
But you know, now that I'm in my new space
and I'm experimenting where I should be sitting, and you know,
there's a lot of technical stuff on my end. You
don't see.
Speaker 6: It's the junk food within reach and stuff.
Speaker 7: But anyways, it's you know, next week. I won't show.
It's like showing you're underwear. I guess what. I can't
keep it in the my pans, you might say, But.
Speaker 6: Okay, well that's a new house you're in, right, you
just had a new house build.
Speaker 7: It's not new. I mean, it's been here.
Speaker 6: It's a compounds. It's new to you. Yes, it's new
to you. You just it's new. Yes, it's new new
to me. That's interesting. I haven't moved in I don't know,
forty years. I can't imagine moving all of my junk
to a new place. Well we've moved, no one can.
Speaker 7: We stayed settled for twenty three.
Speaker 6: Years in one house really yeah?
Speaker 7: Uh and since then we've moved I think eight times.
Speaker 6: Okay, yes, but but wow that's been for investment, right yeah,
well yeah, well no, it's it is investment. It's important
to that. But we just I don't know. We like
new and we ken yeah, yeah, doing things, but we're finished.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 7: This is this is it? You're right, it's a it's
a killer when you're moving, it's awful, and it takes
months to get get settled. And oh, anyways, I wanted
to mention before I forget it about switches breakfast. This morning,
I heard about that. That's the the Hooters special. Now
they call it the Big Cleavage.
Speaker 6: Wait a minute, he was in the wrong place.
Speaker 7: Oh, because I saw that they haven't had and here
about it.
Speaker 6: I thought I was.
Speaker 7: You see when he gets down south, but we get
the big cleavage here.
Speaker 6: Think of it for a second, because he sends me
a picture.
Speaker 3: And there's the deep cleavage.
Speaker 6: Yeah. There's two Friday eggs on the.
Speaker 7: Plane, if we call it big next to each other.
Speaker 9: Two ovaries, no, two sunnyside up eggs.
Speaker 6: Yeah, with bacon in the middle. I thought there were eggs.
All right, thank you, which we'll get back to club.
Thank you for joining us. We appreciate it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, looking forward to tonight. I know we've got a
lot going on.
Speaker 6: I'm well, do you tell us what's happening anyway? Also
with us brightening up, the show is the Roads among
the Thorns. Drinking something out of a can is our
good friend down there in? Yeah, beautiful, that's what we're drinking,
our good friend down there in. Not Caro a super fan. Susan, Kay, Susan, Hey, everybody.
Speaker 4: So happy to be here and see you all.
Speaker 6: How are you blonde with the club? Mm hmm okay,
how are you? And you and you already got the
can of beer working nice? I do, getting into the
vibe of the show.
Speaker 4: Move on to the next round.
Speaker 6: Well, can I say you look beautiful tonight? Is that
out of line? Is that sure? Is that other sense
that that's acceptable?
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you before you drink the prettier I get.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, it is very nice. But you never say
a club looks beautiful?
Speaker 6: Well, but I did.
Speaker 7: It's understood.
Speaker 6: Some things that remain. Yeah, you don't have to say.
I did send Switch a text the other day and
I get the worst freaking phone, you know, voice to
tax thing because it doesn't stand my accent. There's no
other explanations for it. So as I as I pushed
the button, I realized the city said hey, Switch, It
said hey, sweetie.
Speaker 4: My echo dot is like that.
Speaker 10: I'll ask it a question twice and then I'll just
yell to my husband. Can you just ask it what
I asked it and it'll answer him really yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 4: That odd.
Speaker 3: Come on.
Speaker 6: It's like Dragon. I get Dragon once, which is a
voice to text typing system, and it was just it
took too long because it just wouldn't understand what I'm saying.
I just wind up typing the thing. It just, you know,
it was just not maybe maybe they've improved now, but anyway,
it was the Boston accent. That's what it is. I
think it really is because you see words that aren't
really words. So anyway, I said, hey, sweet is the
switch And of course he sends me flowers, get big
problem or about it.
Speaker 3: I didn't know what I sent for hours or a
botch of chocolate.
Speaker 6: Well you send both if you remember. Thank you, Thank you, Susan,
Thank you for having me.
Speaker 4: I'm excited to be here.
Speaker 6: We are too. So we're gonna have a very special
guest tonight. And I think he may be at the
by right now about Pistol Pete, don't con he's gonna
be dropping by to writing up the show. On the
other end of the spectrum. Pete is a lot of
years in radio and broadcasting those love about music. We're
going to do Canada Music Show tonight, music related show.
We'll be arriving sometime soon. Also, Susie Bastile be joining
us in the second hour of the show. She's an
author for a major, a major furniture company. She's like,
I don't want to say the Angel of Death, but
you know, usually she's the last person, the last face
you see before they she's the last person to talk
to before you're shown the door by security. Right, So anyway,
she's a little busy with that. But shall we join
us later on? So that's kind of the run up
for tonight, Susie, Kay, you have some questions to delight
us with?
Speaker 4: All right, hopefully they'll delight you.
Speaker 11: But yes, okay, yeah, okay, So I know we're having
a music show, yes.
Speaker 4: And this show is Mac Maloneous Military X File. So
I thought I would ask five if that's all right
with you?
Speaker 6: You bet.
Speaker 4: Questions. They're kind of trivia questions about music that involves
UFOs aliens.
Speaker 11: And see if you know the answers about that perfect.
Speaker 4: I begin, Do I have music or do I just stat?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we don't? You better stat we don't have music
these days. We haven't loaded the music into the machine
to be done.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 10: So my first one is in what sticks Blockbuster song,
does the singer mistake his aliens for angels?
Speaker 6: Mm hmm?
Speaker 4: And I have the.
Speaker 10: Chorus line if you think that would help you, But
I won't tell you the name of the song in it.
Speaker 6: Not a huge Sticks fan, but.
Speaker 4: It's one of their big ones.
Speaker 10: So anyone else do you want to hear the verse?
So I'm just gonna read it because you don't want
me to sing it. Okay, Well, so at this part
they say, I thought that they were angels, but much
to my surprise, they climbed aboard their starship and headed
for the skies.
Speaker 6: Which he knows. Do you know Switch?
Speaker 12: I do?
Speaker 3: No, Yep, sail away, bingo, come sail away.
Speaker 6: Okay, wow, I knew Sticks on. I'll tell you one
thing about Sticks Okay, real quick. You know, I never
really paid attention to him. But Daryl's House, which is
the music show where he has Daryl of all Notes,
has his own show. And what they do is they
he has a buyer and he has all these you know,
really good bands. We upon play in the bar with him.
It's really good. We had the drummer on, Brian Done.
We had him on about three or four years ago. Anyway,
they had the guy from Sticks on with this rocking
band house band that Daryl Hall has, and he was great.
He was an incredible guitar player. One of his name
is Tommy Shaw. He's like the little guy with the
blonde he's like seventy five years old now, incredible guitar player.
It really mixed in with those guys, and after he
was playing with them, he says, wow, I never played
six songs that good before, or something like that. So anyway,
there's at least one cool member of the band sticks in.
They were big. Though they're big in the andies, they
were doing something right.
Speaker 4: Okay, we read for number two mm hm. So I'm
bouncing around with the errors here. So this next one
is from nineteen.
Speaker 10: Fifty eighth, and I'm not sure if I should say
the name of the person who.
Speaker 4: Sang the song. So which alien wanted to join a
rock and roll band? It's from nineteen fifty eight. So
the do you know the answer? Before I say the
I know the answer? What is it?
Speaker 6: Well, I'm gonna club? Do you know the answer to?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 6: The problem?
Speaker 7: I'm having him back is I always do better on
true and false.
Speaker 6: I can't.
Speaker 7: This is really difficult, even in school, through and falls.
It's also that's okay, I can't contribute. That's what it's
focused a different way.
Speaker 10: It's a very famous song from nineteen fifty eight. It
was a big hit and wicked popular.
Speaker 6: Greddy Cannon did Freddy Cannon sing Reddy Boom of mccannon?
Speaker 4: I think I don't know who's saying it. It says
Chev Woolley.
Speaker 6: Next to it. It's a purple purple people eater, correct,
And I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: As many times as I heard the song.
Speaker 10: Uh so the lyrics say. I said, mister purple people eater,
what's your line? He said, it's eating purple people and
it sure is fine. But that's not the reason that
I came to Land. I want to get a job
in a rock and roll band.
Speaker 6: Right. You know what's funny is that when pistol Peter Rand,
we're going to unveil a new song that he's featured
in by Sky Club. It's called mushroom Men from os
Don't Giggle. So as soon as he gets here, we'll
talk a little bit about that and it will be
the first time radio debut of Mushroommen Yeah from oz Okay.
It's like this, It's like the Soget Peppers of those
gimmick songs that you're talked about we seem to overdo everything,
so all right, well okay, Ship Willy had a lot
of those kind of gimmick records hits.
Speaker 10: So my number third, number three here's kind of easy,
but we'll say so. Which David Bowie hit was not
originally intended for release on his nineteen seventy two concept
album where the human manifestation of an alien being comes
to Earth with a message.
Speaker 4: Of peace and love for humans in the last years
of their doomed existence.
Speaker 6: The star is star man right exactly right, Spiders from Mars,
so they did.
Speaker 10: That switch, so that's exactly where it came from. And
the line is, there's a star man waiting in the sky.
He'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks
he'd blow our minds. There's a star man waiting in
the sky. He's told us not to blow it because
he knows it's all worthwhile. And then he sings the
part where he says.
Speaker 4: Let the children lose it, let the children use it,
and then let all the children boogie. So that's a
cool song too, Yeah it is.
Speaker 6: Did he he was in a movie called A Man
Who Fell to Earth right by I think the director
was Nicholas bro I think whatever is it?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 6: Who the director was was this are we kind of
out there director? And David Bowie plays an alien who
comes to this earth. It comes to Earth because his
you know, his planet needs water. I mean that's that's
the plot. But it's so disjointed and so great great
scenes and then great great scenes and then you know
scenes that you can tell they didn't really think more
than two minutes ago. But listen, special guest has arrived.
The question is number one? Did he bring us drinks?
Number two? Do we want to bring him on?
Speaker 8: Lie?
Speaker 6: I do want to bring him on hot? As they
say in the business, let's let's give it up a
pistol pow. Hey everybody, Hey, Hey, are you doing, Pete?
I'm doing okay? All right, Yeah, this is great. Get
your hair trimmed down the Yeah, yeah, I just got
a got a new cut. What's that girl's name? What's
your name? Hailey? Hailey?
Speaker 13: Really she's the one with the dog, right, Yeah, dog
wasn't there today?
Speaker 6: Okay, the only time I went down there on your recommendation, Yeah,
the dog humped me for ten minutes. It was disgusting. Yeah. Well, hey,
well it was a female dog, which it made me
feel better about it than odd, right.
Speaker 13: Right, right, Well that's part of the first time customer package.
Speaker 6: Really yeah yeah, well yeah, I did get flowers later. Yeah. Okay,
So Pete, thank you for joining us. We appreciate it,
my pleasure. We were just talking about ship Willy remember
that name, Oh yeah, wely which was we're doing a
little bit of a trivia here, and there was what
nineteen fifty seven alien on record? Want to join a
rock and roll band? Okay? And what was the line, Susie?
Speaker 4: So it was the purple people.
Speaker 10: Eater saw but I put down the lyrics where it says.
I said, mister purple people eater, what's your line? He said,
it's eating purple people? And it sure is fine, But
that's not the reason that I came to Land. I
want to get a job in a rock and roll band.
Speaker 6: Okay, hit back in fifty eight? Right, sure? So what
do you call those not gimmick songs? What do you
call them? No, it's not a parody. Yeah, anyway, you
remember the song we did. We're going to debut it
tonight the first time ever. Mushroommen from the Very Cool,
Very cool. See yeah, can you remember back that time?
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, yeah, that was within the last two years, right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, two anyway, I wasn't there, but we'll be. We'll
be debuting that tonight if we can edit it in tomorrow. Okay, okay,
I get it. So, so Pet's here and you have
any more trivia questions? Yes, I have to if you'd like, No,
let's seah, let's test Petz mine. How when were you
in radio now since you had to crank it to listen? Really? Yeah? Okay, right,
well a few decades? Would you say? I don't want
to date yourself.
Speaker 14: But yeah, no, it's been forty plus years really yeah,
back when BCN was at the top of the pre
Yeah before that maybe, oh yeah, And I've asked you
this before.
Speaker 6: You get this perfect radio voice, but you did not
go to school, right you. How did you get that voice?
It's it's I don't know. It just came to me
giving you as a baby. Yeah, okay, all right, okay,
got to build on that, peep, but you didn't want
to want to. I was told to have a face
for radio, but not a voice. That's the best thing
about radio.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, the DJs never look like they sound.
Speaker 6: You should never show DJ's pictures right right right. That's
the first family that of one one and I ever
got like nine years ago. Your face is a radio
for my mother, some of them. Anyway, The districtors on
PCN were love Mom, you know, thank you, mam. Okay, So, Susan,
you have two MOUs I do So.
Speaker 4: Number four.
Speaker 10: Is to me a trick question because I got the
answer wrong when I first took it myself. So Elton
John had a song about alien abduction on his album
titled Caribou.
Speaker 4: What is it called?
Speaker 6: Oh wow?
Speaker 4: And I can read you again? A couple of lines
from the chorus.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, go ahead please.
Speaker 10: I've seen them. I've been there with them. I can
tell you all you want to know. Something touched me
and I was only sleeping.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't you like to go?
Speaker 6: No idea?
Speaker 4: So I thought rocketman right, the first thing I thought of.
It's called I've seen the Saucers. Wow.
Speaker 6: Wow they I had to throw that on the album
with the very end.
Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, it's a B side, yeah to fill it out.
Speaker 6: Wow, I never heard that.
Speaker 4: The last one I have Please tell me you know
who Ray Stevens is?
Speaker 6: Yeah, sure, yeah, the streak, the streak and a have
the Arab and yeah, right, very very offensive.
Speaker 15: But so Ray Stevens sang a song and in it
he says, I saw Elvis, and excuse me, the name
of the song is, I saw Elvis in a UFO?
Speaker 4: Who else was in the UFO with the King?
Speaker 16: One?
Speaker 6: One? One? Hang on a second, hang on a second?
What is that a cat behind you? Another cat? A
cow's two demeriics to Demers. You get this, you get
the switchy punishment after three Ray Stevens, I know Race
Hughes had a lot of the kind of main hits.
He did have some hits, but he used to Oh,
I just had the I just said the definition of
one hit, not one hit. Wonder had a parody but
parody songs, right, yeah, there is a there is a
term for them. But so so what's I don't know,
I have no idea what something that novelty?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Are you familiar with the song? Because I was gonna
write that one.
Speaker 13: Again another B side, maybe even a side.
Speaker 10: Sorry anyway, So the lyrics say, I saw Elvis in
a UFO, sitting there with Howard Hughes. I saw Elvis
in the UFO, Jimmy Hoffo was in there too. I
saw Elvis in a UFO singing them rhythm and blues.
And Liberaci was there and he had on a pair
of I Melda Marco's shoes. So the answer was Liberati.
Speaker 6: We might have to rewind the tape to figure that out. Really,
what happens if you play that song back?
Speaker 3: I've got one. If you don't have it, No, that's
all I have. All I wrote, So I'll give you
the first few lines. It started with a low light.
Next thing they knew, I knew. They ripped me from
my bed, and then they took my blood type. They
left a strange impression in my head. You know, I
was hoping I could leave this star Cross world behind.
When they cut me open, I guess I changed my mind.
Speaker 4: What year.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Not not too horribly long ago, not.
Speaker 6: Not ancient.
Speaker 3: Sounds artists or a group the killers called Starman. Okay, okay,
no Spaceman, Space Spaceman.
Speaker 13: Starman's a whole different song right now.
Speaker 6: I just talk about Bowis, Okay, I got one quick one.
Let's see where would it was popular band?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 9: It was woman singer, it was the man from Mars
is eating cars. Oh wow, yeah, Bondy Debbie Harry, Yeah yeah,
she wraps that. Actually the video is really crazy.
Speaker 6: She was beautiful. Sorry. The two that I can remember,
first of all, the Birds did he Mister space Man,
which is kind of a country rock song. And then
there's a song by Peter Gabriel called Salisbury Hill. You know,
you know that song which is very popular about obduction
to kind of a cool song.
Speaker 4: Do you know the song Children of the Sun? I
love that song. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 6: But who's that by?
Speaker 4: I can't remember off the top of my head.
Speaker 6: Sorry, the Killers.
Speaker 13: No, Nielsen did space Man, right, didn't Nielsen.
Speaker 6: Nels? I want to be a space Man? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, wow.
Speaker 4: Billy Thorpe did that night.
Speaker 6: Yeah. So maybe we'll stick the novelty song in here
when we take this break. But let me see how
test Pete's memory. So anyway, it was a few years ago. Okay,
we recorded this song we being sky Club. There was
a riff on. I have like two keyboards. One of
them is like way too expensive. I can't figure it out.
The other one is a Yamaha one hundred they call
personal keyboards. You push a button that's won't you come Home,
Bill Bailey, play for You and all that stuff. But
it has a very cool string section and kind of
these built in rhythms. Okay, we built the whole song
in one of these built in rhythms down at Bristol Studio,
and we needed at the beginning. So when you hear
it once again, it's the Sogeant Pepper of novelty songs.
It's about two freaking years to record it. There's saxophone,
is twenty guitars, very cool girls singing, aliens singing the works.
But we needed a beginning, so you you know, fill
in as the announcer's right, that's right, I remember that. Okay,
all right, my big time. Yeah, you know I said
if we went to Grammy, you can speak first. Okay, yeah,
So why don't we do this. We're going to have
another round of drinks there and we'll take a break now,
and in this break we will debut for the first
time ever broadcast ever Mushroom Men from oz by skycrob
should mention Sky Club is Mike Pohlan, all the guitars
and all the singing, Chris Billius who is a keyboard player, okay,
and also Ominie casting Now saxophone player. I hate to say,
passed away less than a year ago. Great guy and
also myself so and Pete he's like the MC the DJ.
So why don't we play that right now and take
a break. And this is the first time ever broadcast
of Mushroom Men from Us by Sky Club. So please
you're listening to mcloney's Mill Trunks now show here on
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Speaker 23: And I just kept scaring on and on about myself.
I'm taking a leak in the driveway. I know you'd
like to talk to total stranger. The stories did nothing
to do with the Bruins Gang. It's what happened with Grandma.
I was wondering if those were sadow mesocism straps or something.
But I digress from what I don't know.
Speaker 22: Get into the beautiful mind of wand want only. On
the mc maloney Military X File Show.
Speaker 6: Wow Wow Wow, Welcome by macloney's Military Syle Show here
in the Distant Thunder Radio Network. This is mac maloney.
We are broadcasting live from the Stabbed Gallley fifty five
Water Street, New Reporting Mask Great Seafood and Restaurant, Great
Hamburgers and Great Steak and Cheese. Sammy. Yeah, you can
hear the crowd. So we're here tonight and we're doing
an interesting show, semi musical show. But let me introduce
first members of the Posse girls. No one wants tonight.
But he's standing by a Heathrow airport boarding a plane
tomorrow and we'll be on American shoes around two o'clock
borrow afternoon. I think they're going to pinch him and
send them right to Glenanamo. I don't know. Okay, maybe not,
but anyway, in his place joining us is switch Blade
Steve Ward. I think you're next in the pecking order there, switching. Okay,
turn on your mic there, pal, turn on your mic
and you has been doing a ten years? How are
you doing? Switchy?
Speaker 3: Great to be here on the pecking list.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, what else? All right, we're going to
come back to you and talk about your breakfast. Is
that some kind of an orchard there? And then what's
what's right off your left hand? Shulman? No, that's just
part of the uh tour curtain?
Speaker 3: Shower curtain? Yeah, okay, interesting part is the moth behind me?
Speaker 6: The moth? Is that what that is? Yeah? At least
it looks like a mouse. Frankly O come on, yeah, okay,
I think I have to do this. Okay, Sorry, get that.
There we go. The world makes sense again. Thank you. Switch.
Also with us is our good friend Susie Bastill down there.
Excuse me, Connecticutte Susane.
Speaker 18: How are you uh you skipt club? He comes before me.
Speaker 7: Oh, okay, no, I never have a problem with that.
I'm one of the people. I'm not a paressional on here,
you know, I'm.
Speaker 6: Just a worker's of the evening. I got tomorrow tonight tonight. Yes, right,
I'm sorry. Club, I'm sorry, Senior Security Beef International WI
is Willie Club w C.
Speaker 7: How are you you know I'm excellent tonight and enjoying
our little discussions here about different musical items. It's funny,
you know. You you had switching on there and he
had the MU button on. Yes, but I got to
tell you because I can read, you know, lips. Yes,
he said some of the most interesting things I ever
heard coming out of his mouth when there was muted
during that period of time. So you got to continue
to use the mute button.
Speaker 6: Really, okay, he's better when he's muted. We have to
got a lip reader in here, and he's actually saying yeah, okay.
He looks like he's also we're in the prison orange again,
which is a little.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's it's a red shirt. It's a Star
Trek red shirt.
Speaker 6: Oh, the guy, the first guy gets killed.
Speaker 3: I might not make it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the guy in the red shirt, he's the first
one to get killed when they beamed down. Also with
us even more brightening up the show is Susan Kay
super fan down there in North Carolina. Susan, Hi, we just.
Speaker 4: I'm doing great. I couldn't be doing any better. There's
there's no place als i'd rather be so really, yeah
you all, and thank you for inviting me.
Speaker 6: Okay, so you had kind of a hair emergency while
we were off the air. Yes, I want to explain it.
Speaker 4: Or my headset got caught my hair, so I couldn't.
I've done that yet. Can't tell you how many times
I do it with my glasses.
Speaker 6: Really yeah, the hair.
Speaker 4: Gets caught like in this little nose piece of my glasses.
Speaker 6: Really yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, hang there, and I can't get it undone.
Speaker 6: That might be tm I, but that's okay. Because you
have a lot of blonde tresses. There's a lot of
a lot to get caught.
Speaker 4: Up in, right, it might be a blonde thing. I
don't know a blonde.
Speaker 6: Anyway. You know why you never tell a bass player
blonde joke? No, why he won't get it anyway? In
the studio with us, Yeah, I'm above the studio. That
is well. First of all, engineer owl Ugle, all the kidies.
You could have left me to the end. That's all right.
Speaker 4: I do have.
Speaker 9: One good thing to report today though, Go ahead. It
was actually a nice day out today. It was warmer
than it has been and I walked over to take
apart both bee hives to assess the carnage, and I
have to order two new packages bees and for next month.
But when I walked over, one of the hives was
very much alive really, so there were bees flying, and
I was like, wow, that's excellent because it's one hundred
and eighty bucks. I don't have to spend to replace them.
You don't care about the bees lives time.
Speaker 6: I feel terrible, but it was a horrible year last year.
Is it enough to play the music? Well, I guess.
I mean, you know, I got twenty pounds of honey
last year in total, which is like even worth buying
the bees. Wow, it was that bad. It was that bad.
Speaker 9: You know, we had such a we had such a
terrible July drought. All the flowers died off and they
had nothing.
Speaker 6: So you had no idea that the bees were out there.
Speaker 9: I thought these guys were dead because they don't come
out in the real cold weather and kind of you know,
hang out inside the hive. And I expected to walk
over the teddy, pop both covers off and find a
multitude of dead bees, clean it all up, and get
it ready so when I buy two new packages, I
can install them into the hives. But when I got
over there, one hive was booming and they were actually
you know what's It's one of the things about bees
that's kind of leads to their demise is they're very opportunistic.
So the hive next to them was a dead out,
so there were no bees in it, but they kept
going in and stealing whatever supplies they could steal out
of there and bringing it home. So if the hive
that died died of a disease.
Speaker 6: They bring it home. So it's theft and murder. Interesting.
But yeah, I was shocked. I was like, wow, it's
do you get No, I didn't. The funny power was
I was just a matter of compared to just call
the guy at the be supply place and say order
me two packages without even looking. And thank god I didn't,
because now I'd be stuck with three hives. Yeah, yeah,
which I need three hives like a hole in the head.
But okay, who does anyway? Also joining us Stovid Gallon. Yes,
a good friend, Pistol Pete, Felcone Pete. Thank you for
joining us.
Speaker 13: Hey, it's my pleasure, particularly here at the Starboard.
Speaker 6: Wow. Yeah, so many memories here. Well yeah, and you
don't have to go far to make another one, right anyway,
we used to there was a radio studio right around
the corner from here, I mean thirty second walk. Maybe
I was gonna say, you could almost throw a rock, Yeah, yeah,
you'd be so when we did the show up there
originally I've said this many times. We'd follow out of
that door and we'd fall into this stor so is
he And that's why you're cann actually want to stopping, Gelly.
But it is a nice place that's been here for
forty eight years. Forty eight years. We always see in
new report there are restaurants that don't last forty eight hours,
you know, But it's a nice place fifty five Water
Street in New Report. Bring the kids and tell him
you know one one.
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 6: And speaking of one one, he's coming home soon, Pete.
You know him well more or less?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't know what to say
about him, you know, he uh, I, I don't know
every party. I don't know it's really happening. Yeah, he's
coming home. He's actually living in a hotel right now.
I guess because all his stuff shipped in a container. Wow.
Yeah right, but he'll get here.
Speaker 13: Before container boat that slammed into them.
Speaker 6: Just see what they say that that the ship that
hit the oil tank. I might have been hacked. Do
you hear that Manata controls one right into Wow? If
that's true, I mean, you figure how big is the
ocean the two boats are gonna exactly? You know, you
figure they've got all the radar and all these collision
avoiding stuff. If you hack, and you know, if they
both they're coming at each other, you figure one turn
the left, wind turn right. No I heard it was
a tesla. Oh wow, wait they tried it, one of
those can on fire with hack?
Speaker 19: Was it.
Speaker 6: Relatively close? Here? A little while ago I took twenty
thousand gallons. One is you just have to keep putting
water on it until you know right everything. You know,
people people afraid to put them in the garages while
they're charging them because they if they go, the house goes.
Speaker 9: Yeah you ink. And the other thing that's the problem
with that is they also don't like cold weather. So
if you charge them outside in the cold, when you
go out in the morning, they're not necessarily fully charged anymore.
They're they could lose twenty percent.
Speaker 6: Just yeah, that whole idea that you're constantly losing I know,
you're constantly losing gasoline, but you don't see it, you know,
kick down, you know what I mean. Yeah, And some
of them have these the software that tells you, you know,
thirty miles away from a jig conver station, you know,
and it's like, am I going to make it? You know,
it's too much stress. Oh, you guys are going to
get mail.
Speaker 9: I just saw they was it somewhere in mass They burned, yes,
like seven super chargers at them all or something.
Speaker 6: They lit them on fire, and it's like wolves they represent. Anyway,
let's go back to switch because as I was eating
one of my two saltines today for breakfast, he chooses
to send me this massive panoramic picture of who does
what was it? Tutor?
Speaker 3: Is super breakfast?
Speaker 6: Super breakfast? Okay, see if I can remember, had the
two eggs side by side, three eggs, three eggs.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's free, so you can you can get apples
with it, but that you know, the doctrum just don't
taste good either way, so you can you can sub
with another egg. So there are three eggs over easy.
Speaker 6: Okay, apple's too healthy. You had had some kind of
gravy yep, right, and bacon, bacon and sausage Nope, now
sauage okay? And what else? What am I missing? The potatoes?
Oh right? Okay?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: And then the gravy is really for the potatoes, okay.
Speaker 6: And hot black coffee is always doing it like a man.
All right, I'm gonna say twelve nine.
Speaker 3: It's only about eleven bucks. I think actually put water.
Speaker 6: I don't want a food for eleven bucks these days. Wow. Okay,
So let's see what did he leave is a tip
so it's an odd number eleven, so he would have
no susan case.
Speaker 3: Remember they don't have a tip cover or anything like
that you just have to you have to know you're
leave him some money.
Speaker 6: Yeah, how convenient. There's no tip cup for you. But anyway,
so will you leave the money under the under the dish?
Speaker 3: I just I just handed to him.
Speaker 6: I leave, do you really? Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 6: Uh six bucks? Yeah, six bucks? Six bucks, six seven bucks.
Speaker 3: A five dollar bill?
Speaker 6: Five?
Speaker 13: All right, that's all right, that's okay, acceptable?
Speaker 6: Yeah, right, okay, yeah, they won't spit in your food
for five bucks, but you never know anyway, Okay, switch,
all right, we got that out of the way. Let's
see who should we go to? Why don't we go
to Switch? Which? No, you know what, I'm sorry, let's pivot,
as the kids say, let's go to Club Okay, only
because that shamrock was lamp there indicates the page. You're
also Celtics, right, what's going to happen that club? Celtics?
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're not going to win the championship, you don't
think so it's going to be close. But I I
like Oklahoma, or if I was to put my money
on it, really Malhoma City. Okay, Well they're playing them
tomorrow night. That'll be a precursor.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, all right, Yeah, they're kind of
up and down, but I don't know, I got a
good feeling, Pete, what do you say.
Speaker 13: I haven't felt that the Celtics were going to go
all the way this year?
Speaker 6: Ye, no, I don't know.
Speaker 14: It had to repeat, same team, but they're just not
gelling like that. Of course we still get more of
the season to go.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, the injuries.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this season, off season off you know, the poke
season there, Susie.
Speaker 6: If you want to get a pillow, that's okay, we
won't be offended. You want to lay down for.
Speaker 18: You're disturbing my nap right now.
Speaker 6: Oh sorry, Sports talk anyway, So club we talked a
little bit earlier this today off air, and seeing as
this is kind of a music show, I've always read
or heard that there's some kind of that the stars
themselves make music. That's true.
Speaker 7: Well, you know, at your request, I did some research.
Speaker 6: I got to tell you.
Speaker 7: When it comes to researching things about stars and music,
there is not a lot written out there, but I
was able to come up with some detail for you
in the audience. Okay, first of all, obviously it's it's
astronomer based, Yes, and so anyways, to give us some
credibility as far as well, I guess we would call
whether the stars make music? Okay, there's always been a
lot of talk about that. So I did find that
a Yeale assistant professor of astronomy named doctor Earl Bellinger.
He indicated that pulsating stars yich also includes the sun,
and most stars are pulsating, you know, with the light yep.
And so he indicated that they do have sound waves
in them, so that when they pulsate, they really are
making music. I guess it's like acoustic waves. And so
it's the brightness going up and down, and this brightness
I guess pulsating. The lasts about five minutes each pulse.
Speaker 6: Each pulse. Yeah, yeah, I really learned a lot today.
Speaker 7: I kick it over.
Speaker 6: I was going to say it it's already so filthy.
It's kind of getting there.
Speaker 7: But anyway, but anyways, I think I'm going to fall
asleep with Susan. But any Wow, another important thing that
I realized and doing this research is that many astronomers
and musicians really but you never knew that. So that's
a good trivia question, I guess. But yeah, they astronomers
apparently when they're looking out at the sky. I mean,
it is kind of boring sitting there all night, but
they had a lot of them like music, you know,
when they're up there looking at the sky. And so anyways,
it just so happens that a lot of my musicians
and so they pay a lot of attention to all
of this pulsating and everything. Yes and so, and even
MI I T is involved in this. They had different
things over at MI T, you know, looking into this,
but nobody can really come back and say that for sure.
You know, stars do sing, yeah, you know. So I
was kind of disappointed there because I was going to
get one of these different ice as they have. You
could hang it out the window and attach it to
your telescope and apparently you could have different songs you
hear them playing. Yeah, I always thought that they bounced back,
you know that from the Earth, you know, I do know,
And we've sent discs up to space, you know, they
put them on the side of Apollo rocket or something.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, the Voyager has a gold disc in it
that has a lot of songs.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a lot. So I thought you know that
you put that you get the telescope that has the
sound effect, hang it out the window and you could
hear maybe some Beatles songs that bounced back over the years.
But so anyways, too if it finishes up. I just
really uh didn't get too much out of this. And
but one thing, I am certain that there's no general
consensus by the astronomy world that that stars do sing,
at least when you're sober, and.
Speaker 6: So there's still hope. That's good. Okay, all right, so
how are we sure?
Speaker 7: I'm here, I'm ready.
Speaker 12: If you could pick one song to send into space,
what song would you pick?
Speaker 6: Mushroom Men from? Yeah, I think about it.
Speaker 7: The Moon, Yeah, that were now finally going to have
rivers on it.
Speaker 6: I just I thought a lot about that they they
did when they put this gold plated record together and
they send them on a voyager one or two, I'm
not sure. I know there's a chuck every song on there,
and a lot of other things that they thought that
if the people found, if some other beings found this
recond and were able to play it, that it would
contain a lot of the stuff like like Howdy duty
and stuff like that. You know, there was the stuff
was broadcast in the fifties and it's still out there.
It's still going out there somewhere. You never never loses,
it's you know whatever. You know, So I know that.
But that's a good question. What would you what would
you send them? What's the best what's the best popular song?
What would you send? I mean that would be from
the American side. It would be like some kind of
motor song something, my girl is something.
Speaker 4: So can I just interject that Chuck Berry song is
Johnny be Good?
Speaker 6: Johnny be Good?
Speaker 13: I thought it would be no particular place to go, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Except Chuck everyone George anyway, you know, Mark, just to interject.
Speaker 7: The My research also enable me to determine that you
know this music that we sent up there. Yes, that
the sound waves have are so different that if anyone
was up there, there's no possible way they could decipher.
Speaker 6: What it is music that is.
Speaker 7: Remember there's no sound in space right right, so that
it would be impossible. So we could send five billion
worth of the miss up No wait a minute, so
there's nothing they can do with them because to hear them.
Speaker 6: But you know, the strange thing is is that well
two things is that a good friend Simeon I know
Simeon Hin who comes on, and also doctor Bob Grows,
who is a doctorate in acoustics, and he said that
if you're on Mars, and if you can imagine this
Pete a symphony Augustra on Mysa and mys is a
very thin atmosphere, and sound is carried by our atmosphere,
you know, and it depends on what levels, the thickness
of it, where the wind is blowing and that kind
of stuff. None of that is on mys So what
happens he said, was doctor Bob Gross doctor and as
he says that the base would would reach you first,
and then ten seconds later it would be the high
notes and stuff like that, and then second after that
it would be the very high notes, and it wouldn't
make any sense to you like a symphony would make,
wouldn't because they were all out of sync. Yeah, okay,
because music, our kind of music depends on our atmosphere,
which is really kind of unusual when you think about it.
Rejecting it. Yeah, it's like when they.
Speaker 9: The tourist trap down on the island has live bands
outside and by the time it gets to our houses
it sounds horrible.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's all because the.
Speaker 9: Just the way the acoustics go in the you know,
the wind and the maybe tom just it sounds, I
mean awful.
Speaker 6: The other thing, too, is we're talking about musicians who
have astronomers. Brian May, the guitar player a queen, as
a doctorate in astrophysics or something. He was he was
studying when they got big, you know, gave it up
or whatever, you know, and then when when they broke up,
he went back to Oxford, of all freaking places, we
had a doctor and Oxford and like some kind of
weird ass of it. His doctorate was like the title
of it was like long. So he's a real too.
So I think to astronomys and musicians, because music is mathematics,
a lot of it seems that way. If you're good
at math, you coulda maybe not I don't know. Usually
they have just dopey musicians. There's got to be some
math to it. Yeah, in the three quarter time, Yeah
understand that. Wow. Okay, all right, so thank you club.
We appreciate a club.
Speaker 7: Well, it was it was an interesting research project. Next time,
I'd like something a little bit different.
Speaker 6: Though, Okay, all right, sorry, sorry, ended up at a
dead end. But listen, isn't there some star out there? Well,
I hope. So where the organic makeup of the stars
the same as Scotch. Did you ever find an of that?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I couldn't find that, so I think you're full
of you know what.
Speaker 6: Wait a minute, listen, that's.
Speaker 7: He told me to go and check that out. If
you look, I can't believe it. So I called M
I T. Did because I was on a Google for
the longest time. So finally got to the over at
the labs at M I T. And I explained that
what mac had been looking for when I heard, and
they hung up on me.
Speaker 6: Did they really give them too? So listen, but that
if you looked in your cup, your Maccaloney's what is it?
Maccaloneys haunted universe on seal everywhere. There's a little bit
in there about how there was some star out there
with the organic makeup around the star is the same
organic makeup as Scotch Scotch whiskey. It sounds kind of crazy.
Speaker 12: It's in the book who is an Astronomer? And I
will be fact checking this with him later tonight.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll get your book, mac U.
Speaker 7: Maybe I'll read deep into her.
Speaker 6: All right, listen, if.
Speaker 7: You're a bibliography that goes along with you.
Speaker 9: Yes, sure, if you're using Google, I have to remind
you people that Google decided that my driveway was a
fifty foot.
Speaker 6: Long unnamed road. There's always somebody published it on the internet.
I'm sorry not to you.
Speaker 18: Don't use Google, use Google scholar.
Speaker 6: There you go. That's right now. Susan Kay has just
showed a cover of what's that book? Going with the Wind?
Speaker 10: What is that?
Speaker 6: Oh? There you go, Macloney's Haunting Universe. At least I
know the title now on everywhere? Right, but you know,
not to take away from this happy moment. But is
that a cat right in back of you? Did I
just see a cat's ears and backing you? Susan? It's
a picture of Rudy. No, see right up there? Look
at that in the corner. Oh, this one.
Speaker 18: She doesn't even know what cat you're talking about.
Speaker 6: What's in the back there sleeping as usual? Yeah he's not,
he's sleeping. There's a dog then too, there's Rudy that's
not a cat. And there's a picture of Rudy. You
waking the cat up and the cat is punching him. Okay,
see and you want the way I don't like it anyway.
There he is sort of thunder pseud on. I'm looking
very chic and it's thunder to see what's that guy's?
Holy cow? Is that a peg? So maybe we should
take a break. Now, what do you think get to
lose listeners? You pig? So why don't we do this?
Why don't we take a quick break? Now, we'll be
right back after this. You're listening to Macloney's Military's on
the show here on the distance on the radio network.
Please stay toun.
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Speaker 6: Wow, welcome back. That n's kind of suddenly, then welcome
back to Macloney's Military's not show here in the distant
under ratio in no worry, this is Mac Andoney. Wow,
what a show we have for you tonight. I think
that we've played that a like at least three times tonight.
But that's okay, right, well, cleins show tonight. Let me
introduce the members of the Plastic here, the defendants first
in the studio with us his uncle ally Kitty's pal.
Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, I'm doing great. I'm smelling all the food
being prepared behind us, which is kind of tough, but.
Speaker 6: You get soon. Behind us, all right is a girl.
Sorry no JJ tonight, but he will be back on
Land American so sometime next this week and might be
on the show next week. We don't until then. The
next one on the tune pool is senior corresponding International
correspondent down there somewhere in West Virginia with his microphone
off as usual, switch plade, Steve Ward, switching. Okay, there
you go, mild the words to us there, turn on
your mic there we are switchy ten years baby, ten
years we've been doing the show. Kid, there you go.
Speaker 3: You okay, switch nobody's been holding up.
Speaker 6: How do you know how to how do you know
how to spell that? Yeah? I looked it up.
Speaker 3: Really bad to put in a dirty word.
Speaker 6: If I telled it?
Speaker 3: Wowwi not a dirty word. It's actually okay.
Speaker 6: We're getting messages two days to one one Yeah, okay,
the world won't change and he comes back, so switching
everything okay with you?
Speaker 3: Everything is beyond wonderful.
Speaker 6: You had a massive breakfast which you have for lunch?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 6: What did I have for lunch?
Speaker 3: And I remember I can't remember? Yeah, put in significant
whatever it was.
Speaker 6: Oh, I know what it was.
Speaker 4: It was a.
Speaker 3: It's something you're sticking on my crowave some kind of
a bowl with chicken and uh and potatoes. It really
wasn't too bad. I could choke it down.
Speaker 6: Really yeah, yeah, yeah, it took you two minutes and
remember it, but that's okay.
Speaker 3: It was it was fairly forgettable, but it got me through.
Speaker 6: Uh, you know, another five hours all we know. Thank
you SWITCH for joining us. And that's not prison Orange
you have on that or what is it?
Speaker 3: No, No, it's it's it's red It's it's that star Trek. Yes,
red Shirt might not make it.
Speaker 6: I mean I make it okay because the Red Shirt
is the guy.
Speaker 3: I'm a guy that they send down first and the
creature or whatever it gets him, gets him, and you know, everybody,
it's sad for about five seconds.
Speaker 6: And then they move on with the script. Isn't his name?
Guy doesn't have a name? Does it? Plus guy? Right?
The guy? Anyway, Thank you Switch for joining us. My pleasure.
Also with us is our international senior security chief, Willy.
Speaker 7: Club Willie Hey Mac, everyone, it's great to be here
and enjoying the show so far. I do have to
take this moment to correct something I said earlier. I
indicated that when super Fan told us that she had
a copy of your book Haunted Universe, I did not
have one, And during the break I went over to
my library and lo and behold you have one, and
I have it, and it was right next to your
number one seller New York Times book. So I do
want to apologize publicly basically insulting you, and I shouldn't
have and in fact I opened it up and then
I recall the book. It was an excellent, excellent book.
Speaker 6: Wow what happened here?
Speaker 7: But the best part was it was signed by Mac
maloney to me and it was very nice. This is
going to be worth something someday.
Speaker 6: I'm going to hold on with Sometimes Lois does those
from me.
Speaker 10: But okay, I was going to say, all right, I
need you to read to me what yours says, because
I'm about to be a mad super fan.
Speaker 7: I gotta tell you, Susan, it's very personal, very it's between.
Speaker 6: Mac and I. The eyes. Did he call you sweetie?
Speaker 7: Rhymes?
Speaker 3: Oh my God called me sweetie?
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, hang out. I'm not going to relaxed this.
What did you call you, Susan? We don't want to
talk about that. So what's in your book that Susan
k a super fan? Is uh chiming in any microphone? There?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 6: Okay? What what did what? What did I write to you?
When can we talk about it on the ears? Is
going to pass?
Speaker 4: Yeah in the beginning you know where You're still sure
if I was certifiable or not.
Speaker 10: But well, so you wrote for our favorite super fan,
all best wishes from the gang to you, your friend Mac.
Speaker 6: Well, Lois might have done that one too. So also,
who else is Susie Best? You know down there? Excuse
me Connecticut awake and alert. Hi, Susie, how are you?
Speaker 18: I'm doing well and they're giving you a whole lot
of crap for you know?
Speaker 23: Do I have this book?
Speaker 8: What is?
Speaker 18: What did Mac write in yours? I think you should
pop quiz them to make sure they read it.
Speaker 6: I don't care if they read it. Non't have to
read it.
Speaker 7: I read it to buy it from cover to cover.
And I will tell you I don't remember anything I
read than the content.
Speaker 6: That's great, and I did read it, thank you. I did.
Speaker 7: I read it in one sitting. In fact one flush.
Speaker 4: Very interesting.
Speaker 6: I have c R S. I can't remember ship right now.
We got to cut that. That's not anyway, So Susie,
thanks for doing Susie Best. You'll thank you?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 6: And also with us is a favorite super fan I
one and the only super fans. Susan ka down there
in North Carolina. How are you, Susan, I am doing well,
sure your voice? Have you read the book I have?
Speaker 4: And what I was going to chime in there? So
one of my favorite stories is, uh, the people that
are on vacation and they can hear like.
Speaker 3: A war outside.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah yeah, and they look and it's on the.
Speaker 4: Beach and it was like a rift in time. And
that's some spooky stuff.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah. People who would visit Normandy Beach after these
British kids or whatever that would come over, you know,
twenty years thirty years after the war would know where
stuff happened and stuff, you know, I saw this guy
killed here and that we'd have these memories almost like
club's neighborhood, like almost like a memory of who was
in World War two or something. These kids would have
these memories of what happened that day. Wow, that's really
most kids. It's really kind of creepy. So anyway, mac
Maloney's Haunted Universe on seal everywhere. Susie called it crap.
I call it good promotion. Anyway, So Susie, Susan, thanks
for joining us. We appreciate it. Also in the studio
with us tonight is Pistol Pete Alcony. Thank you Pete
for dropping by this like the celebrity dropping that everyone
on Johnny cass and like Dean Mott would walk out
or whatever.
Speaker 13: And I have to thank super fan for dinner tonight.
Speaker 6: Oh yes, she actually ordered it. It was wonderful from here,
from from here to North Carolina across that wall and
it's here in like five minutes. But it was perfect.
That's okay. It's better than yelling into the face of
a corn right anyway, Uh, it's not pleasure. Oh thank you?
So what will they do is we're going to throw
it to thank you Pee for being here. We appreciate
my pleasure. Anytime. We had a bunch of stories that
we you know, if you have passed, that we could tell.
But every time we tell them we have to kind
them out. That's pretty you remember, Oh man, I can't
tell the story again. But the the guy who couldn't
speak and he fell them all. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
maybe another time. Yeah, okay, anyway, switch we're gonna throw
to you switchy, right, you have thirty seven minutes of
ambasket report.
Speaker 3: We can maybe stretch it out a bit.
Speaker 6: You asked me to.
Speaker 3: Uh, since we're doing a few things on music tonight,
I had to check out some uh movies that have
UFO S or Spaceship Cinema or whatever and talk about
the composers a little bit. And and sometimes it's kind
of interesting because, uh, some of these composers that composed
for a maybe a well known or a little known
Flying Saucer movie have a quite quite a list of
movies behind him.
Speaker 14: Uh.
Speaker 3: The first one I have here is The Day the
Earth Stood Still Classics.
Speaker 6: My favorite, the original one original.
Speaker 3: The original absolutely directed by Ray Wise, starring Michael Rennie Patrician, Neil,
Hugh Marlow, Billy Gray, Billy Uh and doctor zorabut from
him on Ben he played kind of a uh Einstein, Yeah,
Einstein type. I mean that that was the implication anyway.
But so that so I got gotten this one website
and this guy gets into the detail about Bernard Herrmann
and the all the different the instruments and how innovative
he was. You know, it starts out with uh, I mean,
it's got the orchestra behind it, but it's got that
theremone right, which if you if you've ever seen it.
It's got like the two antenna and they they they
move their hands up and down to make the sound.
And that it's just got to be amazing and amazing
skill to have to make that thing, you know, sound.
Speaker 6: It's the it's the sound you hear in the Beach Boys,
good vibrations, you know somehow you know they figured out yeah,
and you hear it in a lot of science fiction movies.
Speaker 3: But well, they just just to give a few of
the uh. Instruments used Hammond Organs, horn, trumpets, vibraphones, chime, cymbols, guitar, harp.
And now he didn't he says, Now this guy really
gets into detail and he just really lost me. But
he said he omitted woodwinds. He had instead he had
three electric amps, ring instruments, then amplifier and you know
uh uh and ah, he said, the the the omission
of strings took away some of the warmness because he
wanted it to sound darker. He used double keyboards, and
he discusses it's some length.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: You know Gord's rage. Remember when Clattau played by Michael
Rennie steps off the ship and somebody accidentally shoots him,
which was and Gord got really pissed, so he uhva
that music and he starts melting down tanks. It talks
about the way how the way Herman used music to
kind of provide sound effects as well, and then it
talks about how you know, when when Klattu steps off
the U the flying saucer, there's kind of a certain theme,
and then that's repeated toward the end when he's talked
to all the scientists about how if you don't straighten up,
we're going to reduce Earth to a burned out cinder.
Speaker 6: Sounds like kind of fascist in a way, but hey, listen,
you might want to listen. I want to hear the
guy out.
Speaker 15: You know.
Speaker 3: You just hope that Gork doesn't blow up a transistor
or something like that and start melting down. I don't know,
orphanages or things like that.
Speaker 6: Also would let me ask this switchy though. Okay, so
when when you like, when I think back in that movie,
that's almost like watching well it is, it's watching a
classic movie. They've done it at least one other time,
which it didn't go anywhere. But when I remember that
movie has a great beginning with the flying sass and
lands it's the middle of a baseball field or something.
They're shooting people. The army comes out. It's everything you
want in the science fiction movie is black and white
and it's very kind of I don't want to say dreary,
but it's black and white, let's put it that way.
But then he becomes like one of us, you know,
this is the spaceman, like you know, hides himself among
the population, falls in love with the woman Patrician Neil
right right, he's probably hitting and then he runs into
the Einstein and he just you know, so the middle
pot is very kind of brainy, you know what I mean.
It's very kind of not film the waw but kind
of not gloomy. But I don't want to say slow.
And then at the end you have that he uses
his speech to the Ineta nations that you better you know,
it's our way of the highway, right.
Speaker 3: Because there's the scene where he goes is at Arlington
Cemetery with the young boy and uh, you know, and
Hermann exploits the uh. I mean, he is such a
genius with with music and.
Speaker 6: He's a famous he's the famous guy before this, right
what he's been around for a long time forever.
Speaker 3: He did, uh, you know, several classic episodes of the
Twilight Zone and he goes way back and an early
version of Jane Eyre.
Speaker 23: Uh.
Speaker 3: He did Beneath the was it the twelve mile Reef
or the twelve fathom Reath whatever it was, and very
very very innovative. He uh, it was just and as
a kid, I used to love, uh it was attracted
to music, TV shows and movies, and even before I
was really conscious of who the composers were, there were
certain styles or whatever. I turned out liking several different
movies that Bernard Herman did, and I can even see
the similarity of the style even before I knew of
the name Bernard Herman. It was a little bit later
and I finally got savvy and said, oh, okay, it's
the same composer. So, uh yeah, he was just phenomenal.
Speaker 6: He did.
Speaker 3: He did great Hitchcock films, right, Virtigo, Psycho. He did
some of the Ray Harryhausen epics like Jason and the Argonauts,
Set a Boy to sin Bed.
Speaker 6: He was the He's the stop action King, Ray Harry
House and we still showing him. He used to do
these like Jason the Agenaus. When you watch that, there's
this there's a scene in where the heroes of fighting
like about a dozen skeletons, okay, and it's one of
these things where they'd have these little models and you'd
move them all just a little bit of a time,
take a frame, move them just a little time, take
another frame. It went on. But if you look at it,
it's almost seamless. It's it's really something to watch.
Speaker 3: It took him six months to do these skeletons, do
the live action separately. It's all choreographed, obviously, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but it was the prelude to that was in the
seventh Forge of Sindbad. Sinbad fights one skeleton, which is
pretty cool, and so he just talked himself with a
bunch more.
Speaker 6: Right, And on these days they could do the push
of the button and it wouldn't be as good, you know,
I mean, but there's just something about watching how they
do that. It's it's you can't take your eyes off it,
you know, because each skeleton is doing like its own
little thing, and one of the losers had and stuff,
and it still keeps fighting, and there's just so much
detail too. It's amazing that that's how they do.
Speaker 3: One of my favorite books as a kid was the
what was a film Fantasy World of Ray Harryhausen, And
unfortunately it was most of it was in black and white,
but it covered all his films up to that point.
And you would see how he uh would construct you know,
like the model of the the Cyclops in the Seventhoiges
in bed. It was actually the same structure as the
emer the uh, the thing from Venus. Remember that the
spaceship crashes in Uh. It was Italy, wasn't it, And
uh probably wow, and uh you know it starts growing
in any way.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: But then you see how he would put the uh,
the skin over it. And then again it's all the
the interior structure is is metal and he can move
it just a little bit and uh and he he
got his start. I think he was. Uh. It was
mighty Joe Young working yeah, with with the with the
uh the same guys that did some of the same
guys that did King called.
Speaker 6: Ye ye.
Speaker 3: O that book go ahead.
Speaker 6: Well no, I just went to it's just it's certain
something about me. So when I was in film school,
we did a stop action film m but it was
with Bobby Dolls and g I Jones. Okay, okay, so anyway, Susie,
if you want to take a nap, now both of
you did you.
Speaker 3: Did you have to blur out anything?
Speaker 10: I actually did this, but I didn't go to college,
but in my in one of my classes, really yeah,
and with and I won the contest, the one where
you take a picture stop action.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 4: Yes, I had my barbies. I went to McDonald's and
I bought a burger and I had them build the burger.
Speaker 6: Really yeah, yeah, and it came out.
Speaker 4: You know, it's pretty clever because while you're making it,
it's pain because it takes right. Yeah. Yeah, well at
the end it was it was pretty cool. So sorry
to put in on.
Speaker 6: Yourself, that's all right. We all we had was Bobby
Dolls having sex with kenyos so very well, and we
kind of left that out. We tale it out whatever.
So anyway, so we and I turned this in as
like a final project at school, right, you know, you
didn't get an A plus, but you know I passed.
Let's say a year later, we sold it to one
of if Pete remembers, this place is done and hull
uncle Sam's Disco techt. Do you remember that, I know
the name in the seventies okay, yeah, we happen to
know the guy who were in. His name is Pat Lyons. Okay.
So in those days they'd have this disco, they'd have
these multi million screens and stuff, and they'd have old
Lauren Hattie and they had the long Ranger. Then they
have colors and there's a whole deal. Right. Yeah, So
we said to lunch of buy our movie and put
our movie up there. You know, we made this crazy
X rated movie with dolls. Right, So he does, he
does any any you know, shows it this one Friday night,
he's there and it's on like four of the hundred screens.
Let's say someone from the town council is in the
bar that night and they close him down the show
him this is not a small place. This is the
old surf nantasket, sure of the surf. Yeah, and so
now it's like, wow, what are we doing? You know?
So they don't they have an emergency meeting on a Sunday, okay,
And and these people think they're coming to see some
kind of porn or movie and people show up in
the dolls. No, you know, they weren't anatomically correct. They
were not. There was nothing to see. That's the least
of our problems. You know, we needed the punchlines. We
brought a bunch of trolls in at them, little trolls. Yeah,
they were anyway.
Speaker 3: So wow, it reminds me of the scene. It's not
stop motion exactly, but that's scene in Team America.
Speaker 6: Yes, one of the funniest movies ever made. Susie. You
ever seen that, Susie best? I have seen Team America?
No watch made with dolls? Would you watch any view
it for ust? Please? Would you do that?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 4: I don't think I like you that much.
Speaker 6: That's tough love. And maybe Susan K would want to
do it. Susan, I would do it.
Speaker 4: For you in a hot.
Speaker 18: She's a kiss.
Speaker 4: Wow, this was my girl. Last show, she fired some
shots at.
Speaker 12: Me this so I fire shots at everyone and all
shows the victim the neutrals.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're not on the same room. That would mean
I don't like you. Oh o, just take let's take
your mind off everything here.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine the two of us in the car together?
Speaker 18: But you can't even say it right?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 3: Next movie, Forbidden Planet oh, you electronic score Louis and
BB Barton. This is nineteen fifty five. This is uh,
this was groundbreaking.
Speaker 6: I mean this is a.
Speaker 3: Way way before people were doing electronic scores. Yes, I
mean thirty years later you had Bangalis to an electronic
score for Cherish and Fire. That was that was excellent. Anyway,
so they got up as a gift, they got this
reel to reel tape player, which is, you know, pretty
pretty innovative in those times. And there's a guy on
YouTube named Ben Bird that shows you the setup they used.
The simple setup they used to create these sound effects
for Forbidden Planet. The whole thing is electronic music and
it's you know, he moves these dials and everything, and it's, uh,
it's just really cool how innovative they were and how
groundbreaking they were to create this this soundtrack.
Speaker 6: Right, yeah, that movie. Now, let's just there's a lot
of backgrounds to that movie. Nineteen fifty five. It was
it was based the script is based on Shakespeare played
the Tempest, right right, Who's the father? The father is.
Speaker 3: Was played by Walter Pigeons.
Speaker 6: Walter Pigeon, Okay, and then I'm gonna just say two
words to you. And Francis was in that movie. Do
you remember her? Oh yeah, And she's in a Micael
Minni the whole time. Sorry girls, but you know this
is what laid the impression on my young mind. And
and and Disney did. There's a monster in it which
is animated, and it's it's only on maybe two or
three times, but you can tell it's kind of a
Disney thing to it, you know, and.
Speaker 3: You're actually you're seeing it. When they're blasting it with
their their lasers or whatever it is, it kind of
highlights it a bit. And that night before you see
the prints go into the ground and they do it,
and and the great uh and the great you know
sound that accompanies it. And this was a something we've
talked about before because the the script was was really innovative.
They uh uh this uh the Krell race became extinct
and they had this this this vast civilizations left. They
don't know why they died. And then they finally figured
it out. They had built this this this device where
they could turn thoughts into matter, but what they and
and so they could create things. But then they didn't
count on the dark side of consciousness. The monsters from
the id and that's what came, came out of their
own minds and wiped them all out. Yeah, And Walter
Pigeon did want his his daughter falling in love with
Leslie Nielsen, and so he's he's creating this monster that's
gonna wipe them all out.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, what a what a great idea? Yeah yeah,
Leslie Nielson of all people, you know, the guy who
goes on to be you know and uh, you know
where was the police story story, funny guy airplane? Yeah,
I mean he was.
Speaker 4: He does what's your Victor? Victor?
Speaker 13: Yeah, Roger Roger and don't call me Shirley.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 9: He he found comedy far later in his life life. Yeah,
he was, you know, Disney had him in the Swamp
Fox and he had a very long career in your
serious stuff acting and then all of a sudden, somewhere
later in life he found comedy and he was brutal.
He was absolutely incredible.
Speaker 3: Richard Carlson was also in that Oscar Anderson from The
Six Million Dollar Man.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he was, and also was the Virginian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the great character actor named Warren Stevens, who
is the guy that figures it out at the end,
and Mill's Leslie Nielsen Monsters from the d.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but isn't Jack Kelly also in that from Maverick see,
and I don't know, I believe he is. Yeah, okay.
And then that other guy who's in he's always the
cook in movies. What's his name?
Speaker 3: Well, he was in Police Story.
Speaker 6: Earl Holloman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, he was in John Waynefleck where he gets killed.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but a lot of he just died. He's like
one hundred and one or something, that guy, or want
a movie.
Speaker 3: He was in a great Twilight the pilot episode of
the Twilight Zone.
Speaker 6: Nice. Yeah, yeah, you know his face?
Speaker 3: Where is everybody?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah? Oh cool? Yeah, really nice. I'll tell you.
I know it sounds like we're all fold you talking
about this, but anyone should just go back on YouTube
and watch what we're talking about. I mean, Forbidden Plant
is just such a I don't know, high brown movie
to come out in nineteen fifty five or something, you know.
I mean there's a lot to it and it just
is in you run of the middle of sci fi movie, and.
Speaker 3: They were using all kinds of footage from it, you know,
those those scenes where they're going across the gangways and
you see how deep all the levels are of the
crawl you're built.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: Berwin Allen ripped that off frequently and for his TV shows.
I won't spend too much time on this one. Close
Encounters with the Third Come was phenomenal. Phenomenal soundtrack. We've
ripped apart the movie many times, right, But the one
thing I do want to mention is the the one
part I'm not that crazy about. You know that the
four No five key note that the alien. Yeah, I
was never not that impressed with that, but it was
John Williams wanted to have more notes to it.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 3: Spielberg said no, we want to do five, and so
they went through, I guess, hundreds of examples. Finally, out
of frustration, they picked the one that became famous. And
the other part I don't care for it too much
is the is the end? You know, it's kind of
that what should be. I don't know, happy, go lucky.
I'd rather see the aliens start eating people or but
but but the other part of the soundtrack, I mean,
the the opening, uh, the when when you see the
saucers the craft flying over the valley. I mean, there's
so much it is so excellent that John Williams did
on that movie.
Speaker 6: He succeeded in really kind of bringing out the I
don't want to say the emotions of it, but it's
it's magnificent when it's supposed to be and it's kind
of airy when it's supposed to be. Once cana say
that movie is like about five years before its time.
The special effects in five years afterwards would have been
much better. They look kind of pasted on now and
they don't the their size doesn't really kind of you know,
sync with the background and stuff like that. And there's
a lot of people you can tell. Spielberg just said,
look up here and make it seem like you're in
one or something like that.
Speaker 3: And just get the expanded CD, even the even the
first one that came out. When I got the LP,
it was condensed, but man, it was so good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the music is good. The music is kind of cool.
And John Williams is He's been in so many movies
you can you can tell when he's the guy. Okay,
just a little fun fact. His someone whose name is
I forget his name, it's the lead singer of Toto.
Do you know that Pig did not know that really,
So anyway, Yeah, cool movie, not a cool movie, shitty movie,
but cool soundtrack for sure, you know. And I wish
they would remake the movie and have him do the
soundtracking again and make the movie so it makes him
freaking sense this time instead of Richard what's his name
Dreyfus right now building a mountain of mashed potatoes. I mean, yeah,
when you when you really look at the plot, it's
he builds like eight mountains, one of them's mash potatoes.
But it takes an hour. It's I never got it.
It's you should have gone out looking for It's not
yet right. Also another terrible movie, but that's another shock.
Joseph Williams, right, Joseph Williams is the scene of the Tonal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he used to be called Johnny Williams. And he
did something. He did Jane eyre a version with George C.
Scott and Deborah Carr back in the late sixties. Superb
atmospheric soundtrack. He did the Reavers with Steve McQueen. Another
excellent sort of Americana soundtrack. Just he's so versatile. Next movie,
Earth versus the Flying Saucers. Nice movie, it's very, very
difficult to pronounce. This guy's name Misha Blank and a
cough something like that. Eighteen ninety to nineteen sixties. And
I was listening to the you know, it's it's kind
of a standard, you know, a lot of trumpets and
kind of noise, and you had the sound effects for
the blasters coming out of the bottom of the saucer,
and then the the pdutions or whatever they were in
their suits. They'd raise their arms up and just blast
people and disintegration the So it's it's a fun movie.
Hugh Marlowe's in it, But this just just this guy
did other other films back. He did a nineteen thirty
four version of Jane Eyre. He did Blondie in the thirties,
Cool My Dog, Rusty, the forty ninth Man, Hellcats of
the Navy, and the best one of all, Have Rocket
Will Travel Three Stooges.
Speaker 6: That's a great movie.
Speaker 20: Man.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I haven't seen it for eon, you know, I just.
Speaker 6: But anyway, show good. Do you have another movie? Because
I have a few more? Okay, place hoping you mentioned.
Speaker 3: One Invaders from Mars the original. Now here's another, another
tough one, Raoul Crush. Oh god, it starts with a K.
I'm just going to leave it there.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 3: He used to live nineteen oh eight to two thousand
and one, all right. His other shows were Some of
the other things he did were Billy the Kid Versus
Dracula nice. I think who is on that? I can't
think of his name right now?
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: Lastly the TV series Zoro's Fighting Legion, which was a serial,
and Abbott and Costello's TV show is just the name
a few.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 3: I met Jimmy Hunt who played the little kid and
at the Monster Bash and he looks the same.
Speaker 6: Does it really so? Explain to the people, so Invaders
from is this really very atmospheric movie? What late fifties
switchy we've talked about before? Yes, yes, so it is.
It's totaled the eyes of this kid and he sees
a flying saw as a crash like in his kind
of like beyond the hill from his house.
Speaker 3: Actually it comes down and the ground opens up, and
like so he's trying to tell his parents, you know,
and they're thinking, okay, your nut's kid, you know, lay
off the sugar. And then and then you see you see, uh,
his dad goes out in the in the field and
you see the sand thing open up, and he goes
in and they and what they do is it's really
scary because uh, it was life ericson play the dad
and he's almost unrecognizable, you know, if you don't know
it's him, and you know the the Martians. They put
you in the seat and there's this thing comes to
the back of your neck. He puts this burns this
ex on there and then you're controlled.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah. He comes back and he's like this
mean dad and he's hitting the kid and everything. It's
really kind of weird. And then from the kids point
of view, everyone around him becomes, you know, kind of
martianized or whatever. And this is like no one left
except like the hero scientists and his beautiful sidekick. Right.
So it's one of those kinds of movies. But the
way they shoot it, it's it's an indoor studio, yet
a lot is going on. There's like sand bounds is
you know, the sand is opening up, and then a
lot of it is in these tunnels where the Martians
are running around continuously not really knowing what they're doing.
But you can see the zippers, yes.
Speaker 3: In the back of the suits.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's cool though.
Speaker 4: He can ask your question, please please, but we need
to go back to the Billy, the kid versus Dracula. Okay, yes,
so I see John Carroenine.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was John Carridy's trying to think of Yeah.
Speaker 4: But as I scroll through the carric it says, Harry Carrey,
Is that the Harry Carry that was the base? No?
Speaker 3: No, there was a Harry Carey that was a silent
Western film star. Oh, maybe it's him, But then his
his son, Harry Carey Jr. Was a redhead. He was
his nickname was Dobie. He was in a whole bunch
of uh. He played a character acker. He's a lot
of John Wayne films. And he played in Spin and Marty.
He played the body, the guy that was the head.
Speaker 6: Of the ranch. Yeah, the ranch got the boys.
Speaker 3: They're both right there, yeah, right there, Harry Carey Jr.
Speaker 4: Okay, both in that movie. Did you know that, Harry
Carry and Harry Carey Jr.
Speaker 6: I didn't know that father and son.
Speaker 3: And then and then Mac the very end of the movie,
the kid wakes up and I'm watching this yeh theater. Yes,
I'm relieved, it's just a dream. And then another Flying
Saucer comes. It happens again, and Jimmy Hunt told me.
He said, in Britain they demanded a good ending where
they got rid of the Martians. Oh really yeah so,
and I have the DVD that has both versions, so
I was finally was able to sleep at night.
Speaker 6: So the happy version and yeah, annihilate the Martians. Yeah yeah,
yeah cool.
Speaker 3: Next the next movie, the Original War of the World
by Leeth Stevens. Lee Stevens has quite a resume. Uh
he held to Eternity.
Speaker 6: Uht's see uh big movie from Halboid Eternity.
Speaker 3: It's a destination moon when the world's collide. These are
George Pale flicks.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, sure.
Speaker 3: He did a World Without End That was with Rod Taylor,
cheesy special effects, but I looked at as a kid.
Another abu the Constello TV show. Wow, and uh I
love the music. Uh the uh and and also combined
with the the special effects when the Martians are blasting
everybody with that he.
Speaker 6: Yes there was. George Powell did that Gudge Palace should
be He's He's a producer, director who in the fifties
did a lot of these kind of sci fi flicks.
You know, but they weren't tossily. There was a lot
like the Thing, for instance, the Thing he silently directed this.
They give some other guy's name, and the opening of
that movie is one of the best book openings of us.
So there's something that's happened up in the knoth Paul
gond to kill about twenty minutes. So something hams up
in the north Pole and this expedition they think that
something from out a space is landed in the ice
in the mouth Ball. So this expedition lands there and
what they do is they say, look, we can see
something in the ice, and they go listen. Everyone just
walks to the furthest edges of it, and we'll see
the shape of it. This great shot of them all
walking backwards and all of a sudden they're in a
circle and they go, wow, we got a flying sauce
on it. That's how the movie begins.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 6: It's a great, great opening to a great movie. The
original thing I saw the the remake. The original thing
to me is much scarier. It's just much more in
your head, you know what I mean. There's so much
stuff in it. Well, you know, the remake I was
like very bloody and you know who needs it? So
I shot my mother through that movie. Well what the
original one? No, the second one.
Speaker 9: I made my mother sit through that and she loved
horror movies, and she really she watched it and she
actually was okay with it.
Speaker 6: At the beginning. I was like, wow, you know you're
really read going out on a limb. But why why
you used? You know, you have a great story, a
great story. Why you know I have a lot of
graphic violence in it other than just too you know,
I mean beef up the uh you know, the you know,
the amount of loot or whatever. You know, you don't
need that stuff. The original one in the fifties and
once gonna want to sound like an old fogus, but
it wouldn't make any It wouldn't make any difference when
you watched it. Is that A lot of it is
like you know, five people in the room and you
can hear something coming, they can tell something is coming,
and it's just like forever, you know, forever, and then
you know, going back, and then all of a sudden
there's the thing at the door and it's like, you know,
a monster, you know. I mean, it's great, it's it's
it's really a good, good kind of compact movie.
Speaker 3: And this is one where the aliens are not warm
and fuzzy and they don't evolve the Remember the scene
where the scientist that the one that's reasonable he wants
to meet these right, you can learn so much from
you and you're thinking, you dumb, ask out of there.
And so what is what does James Arnest who played
the alien.
Speaker 6: To pat him away? He's dead?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, actually he just I think he just
busted them up.
Speaker 6: Still alive. But yeah.
Speaker 3: But and then the great great line at the end.
The the newscaster that's reporting on what happened, but these
brave men did up in the in the was it
the North? Pol know it was cold? Uh? And and
he said, uh, watch the skies.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's the bright that's the image at the end.
Speaker 3: Yeah, next next movie.
Speaker 6: We have we have a question from him.
Speaker 7: Yeah, when you talk about Lee Stevens, you know his credits,
you failed to mention that, you know, late in his
career he was involved in the soundtracks for many of
the x ampstem videos.
Speaker 6: Wait a minute, hold on not X files. Oh my god, yeah,
the girls have woken up. Okay, I appreciate. Thank you club,
thank you for all of us. Thanks thanks for pulling
that out to us.
Speaker 7: I want the guy to get credit.
Speaker 6: That's to do. I can see Pete is actually writing
it down. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3: Robertson Caruso on Mars pretty good flick. I mean, a
cheesy name, but he crashed lands on on Marsh. He
meets an alien named Friday that's being tormented by there
are there's some other aliens in there. You don't see them,
but you see their craft and they come in. They move,
they move really quickly, like uh like. Some of the
UFOs have been reported and the shape of them looks
very similar. It had to be inspired by kenn Arnold's
description of his sort of crescent Moon raft. Now the composer,
this is nineteen sixty four, Nathan Van Cleeve. Another long
history of great films.
Speaker 4: He did.
Speaker 3: Now, there was a lot of composers that would do
for the Twilight Zone, would do certain episodes. He did
twelve for the Twilight Zone. Jerry Goldsmith, Bernard Herrmann, fred
Steiner all did episodes and then they would become stock
music and they would just you know, reuse the again
and then chose like The Fugitive my favorite show. They
would it would become part of the CBS Library of Music.
Along with Paul Ruggalow that wrote the basic themes for
The Fugitive, they would interject music from these composers and
it was just it would fit them, like just as
if it was composed for it, because these were they
were like action cues, suspenseful hues or whatever. Right, yep,
and so let's see, Uh what else.
Speaker 6: Did he do? Switching? Can I interrupt you? Switch? I'm sorry?
Hold on, we know it's too late to cover it
up now, Susan kay, look at this thing? Look at
this thing? Why don't you go sleep or eat something?
All right? That's all you? Wow? Wow, really eating up
a storm. That's a huge cat. What's that cat weigh about?
Forty pounds? Forty five? Susan kay.
Speaker 4: No, she's pretty heavy. I want to say, I don't know,
nineteen pounds heavy, which is solid?
Speaker 6: What do those things taste like on the grill with
little honey mustard sauce?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 6: Three cats? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Go please? Well one of them's missing. Switch, thank you?
So you know how many more do you have? Get
a couple more?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 3: Just just Nathan Van Kleeve. He did some classic episodes
per Chance to Dream and really creepy one where a
guy would fall asleep and that that that chick would
haunt his dreams.
Speaker 6: He ended up jumping out of a window.
Speaker 3: Uh the Midnight Sun, remember where Lois Nettleton is uh
thinks that the we're getting closer to the sun when.
Speaker 6: Fact we're moving away.
Speaker 3: And then two with Charles Bronson and uh Elizabeth Montgomery.
He also did things like the Colossus of New York.
Now do we have to wrap this up pretty soon?
Speaker 6: Well? More or less?
Speaker 3: Okay, then I'll skip to uh uh. One of my favorite,
the UFO incident. It was based on the Betty and
Barney Hill case, the John Fuller book, Uh, the uh
uh Interrupted Journey yep, and Billy Goldberg did it.
Speaker 15: Now.
Speaker 3: He did things like the name of the game, Duel River,
Duel Night Gallery episodes, Colombo episodes, Mary Tyler Moore, Ritual
of Evil, and so forth and so. But the now
that this has never been released, so I love this music,
and I recorded it on cassette, and so I would
lift music off this movie where there wasn't any dialogue
really yeah, yeah, and I'm such a geek that when
I went down to Point Pleasant the first time that
the T and T area, driving around, I was playing
music by Billy Goldberg.
Speaker 6: Wow, the UFO incident's kind of dork. I am, well,
dork geek, you know, Mada to motto so wow that Well,
you know, it's funny because if these people take on
these these are composers who I'm sure they were calling
on them to, you know, do music for Bonanza, for
this and that. You know, this is just in their
day's work du a Western today to crime, you know,
like this. But if they get to work like in
science fiction movies or horror movies, then you can use
stuff that's a little bit outside the envelope, like the
theorem in for instance, Okay, or all the you know,
all the electronic music in Forbidden Planet like that. It
gives you a chance to you know, just be a
little warm, you know. Wold and these guys would do
it to the hilt, which was cool, and it's.
Speaker 3: Nice because back on those days they had no expectations
that their music would would last. Sometimes you might get
an LP with some cues from it, but you know,
a lot of it just went into Obliving and now
they have all these specialty houses where you can get
that stuff.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Absolutely, Yeah, it's very cool. So anyway, producer al
Is Sidenally me man Steve, I just wanted to mention
I remember back.
Speaker 9: I hate to date this, but back in the mid sixties,
maybe nineteen sixty six, there was a record album that
was called The Insounds from Way Out and I've looked
it up just now and there's a Beastie Boys album
that's by the same name. But if you dig back
through there is an actual nineteen sixty six version where
they used a lot of the kind of sci fi
music in this whole album. I don't think there's any
words to it's just different music soundtracks. Yeah, it's a
soundtrack sort of and some of the things in it,
like the names of the different songs, like track list
is the first one is Unidentified Flying Object, the next
one is little Man from Mars and the Cosmic Ballard
Swan splash Down, It's a mushroom, Men from a Countdown
at six Barnyard in Orbit, Spooks in Space, Girls from
Venus Electric Electronic Can Can Maybe Stop Writing, Jungle Blues
from Jupiter Computers and Love Visa to the Stars and
this is I remember an art teacher sat us down
in our class and played this thing for us and
it was like way out kind of music. What the
school system was that well, drink it, vegus. But it's
called the Insounds from Way Out. And again it's not
the Beastie Boys. It's Perry Kingsley nineteen sixty six electronic gendre.
Speaker 6: Yeah, theybe copulation albums out there of like soundtracks of TVs,
TV shows, movies, stuff like that, you know, I mean,
they were popular record albums I'm talking about, you know,
which I can listen to them as a kid. By
there's out of limit stuff like that. Stuff that was
that that was I'm connected to the show. The music
was the show, if you know what I mean. You know,
and that doesn't that doesn't really happen these days. I
don't know.
Speaker 3: Mentioned another Bernard Herman soundtrack that was superb was Mysterious Island.
Yeah yet Ray harry House in special effects. But the
again super innovative, just amazing music.
Speaker 6: He's the ploods of Mysterious Islands. So it's back in
the eighteen sixties in a balloon. For some reason, I
can't remember why. It's like the Civil War.
Speaker 3: They Civil Union soldiers escaped from a rebel prison with.
Speaker 6: One rebel in the basket with them, plus a beautiful girl, right,
and then they land on this island down in the
middle of whom knows where, but it has like giant
crabs and stuff. It's just a really cool cool.
Speaker 3: It's actually a sequel that the novel was a sequel
to twenty thousand Lags of the Sea, and Captain Nemo
survived the first novel and he was they jazzed up
with these giant creatures in the film. Yeah, yeah, but
you know, the novel's pretty pretty fascinating. Yeah, but yeah
it was. Yes, there are shipwrecked, a couple of ladies
with a beautiful girl.
Speaker 4: They had to do that, of course, very scantly clad.
Speaker 6: Did they have a corvette? And they hang on.
Speaker 3: They didn't have much to wear, but they had giant bees.
Speaker 9: Come on, well, I think I think I know somebody
who has cephalopod but he was curious with penicillin.
Speaker 6: All right, on that note, switchy, you have the train wreck, Yes,
I do, thank you. Let me stand quick.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 10: So you some of the movies I mean, you bring
back so many memories because they loved all those old
horror movies.
Speaker 4: But the one of the horror movies that I saw
growing up as a kid. Will never forget it. I
can't remember.
Speaker 10: I might remember the name, but it's where they're on
the plane and the people disappear and just their clothes
are there.
Speaker 4: Yes, the day not day after tomorrow.
Speaker 3: It wasn't wasn't it wasn't not a plane. Wasn't it
just in in uh uh? It was Peter Peter Graves
in it.
Speaker 10: So I thought it started off in a plane and
on the ground and they go to find their mom
and dad and they go up to the bedroom and
there's just powder there and there.
Speaker 3: Verna bloom was in it. Yeah, it was some kind
of that that sun did something and rather than people
being all messed up and like Gore, they became crystal exactly.
Speaker 6: That was what's the name of it? Was made for
TV movie? Wow? Okay, all right, well I've got it.
Speaker 3: I've got it on a bootleg. It's still kind of
fun to watch.
Speaker 4: I'll never forget that that.
Speaker 3: I can't remember the name of it. Where have all
the people gone?
Speaker 6: We have all the people gone? Wow, it sounds like
a John Benvoe.
Speaker 3: Do you remember a long time passing right, Steve?
Speaker 6: Do you remember who the first person was to be
killed by an alien in a movie?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 6: Real Greek stuff.
Speaker 9: No, I believe, I believe. I'm not sure, but I
think it was Frank Gorshen in a movie. Oh man,
I can't remember the name of it. But the aliens
had needles that came out of their fingers.
Speaker 3: Oh Gorsha wasn't at that the Invasion of the Saucer Man, Yes,
but he was. It was alcohol that came.
Speaker 6: They overdosed him on alcohol. Alcohol.
Speaker 3: They looked like the Kelly Hopskin Bill's goblins, the big
hands and everything, big eyes.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I believe he was the first person to.
Speaker 3: Be I don't remember. I don't remember him being in it.
Speaker 6: But he went on.
Speaker 9: He was in the car and got I guess he
hit them with the car. And then when they one
of the arms came loose and it was in the
back of his car and it crept up on the
back of the seat, and then they grilled the needles
into his neck.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: It was the Village of the Damned guy accidentally hits
one of the one of the kids with the blonde
hair and the goofy eyes, and they just kind of
look at him and.
Speaker 6: They make him.
Speaker 3: Uh is that the one they make him use the
shotgun to blow his head off or whatever.
Speaker 6: Frank Oshan went on to play the Riddler right and back.
Unbelievable watch him acting on those shows. Ben, I don't know,
he's a little might be a little.
Speaker 3: You do a lot of stand up where he would
do uh impressions.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it was impression, but he would he he'd
be crazy, very manic on that time.
Speaker 9: Him and Adam West used to go out to parties
really during the Batman era as Batman and the Joker,
and they would be let in chokes and they would
be in in the costume in the Riddler, like lose
their minds. Yeah, they were crazy. Picked up a lot
of checks.
Speaker 6: So listen, listen, why don't we end the show now
and let me I'm gonna say tonight the Suzi best
still for us. I'll tell you why she's sitting there
with armsful of disgusted since we started talk about the
Patriots a long time ago, and tell us about your discontent.
Leve Susie and the show I.
Speaker 18: Was actually secretly reading while you guys were talking, so so.
Speaker 6: That boartom the bottom was used productively. It was.
Speaker 4: It's age related, I'm sure.
Speaker 6: Oh for me, mew, we're.
Speaker 4: Talking about things that were too old.
Speaker 18: No no, no, no, no, no no no, you guys
are old.
Speaker 4: But I don't watch movies sugar cult that okay, Susie,
she was a new movie. I still wouldn't know.
Speaker 3: It, like five movies I know.
Speaker 6: Aren't you too taking a cat trip soon together? Okay, okay, wow,
there goes that video. Anyway, Thank you, Susie, best Joe
for joining us. We appreciate it.
Speaker 4: You're very well.
Speaker 6: We hope that all your rantelas and snakes and cats
and so on, uh healthy.
Speaker 18: And doing well.
Speaker 6: Happy yep. Okay.
Speaker 4: The ones that you lent out for, like the breeding sector.
Speaker 6: They never came back that.
Speaker 18: They don't get lent out, they get sent out.
Speaker 6: Have section die. Yeah, typical typical guys stuff.
Speaker 18: You know, that's the only purpose of the males.
Speaker 3: They're only good for one thing, yeah, mixing the plumbing.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 6: And since we're credits to our gender, I guess okay,
all right, you can talk about tarantelas.
Speaker 3: All these shots at old people. We should all old people,
shouldn't you listen and sing that old Frank Sinatra song
about fairy tales can come true. It can happen to
you if you're a young at heart.
Speaker 6: I have no idea what you're talking about. That who is.
Speaker 20: What?
Speaker 6: I listen? Let me say thank you to Susanka. Sorry, Susan,
we have to say good boy to you.
Speaker 4: No, don't apologize. It was really my pleasure. And I
looking forward already to the next and you dance.
Speaker 6: You dance tonight. I dream that. Okay, okay, all right,
next week. Uiji Bod, I hope you have your stories,
do you okay?
Speaker 20: Right?
Speaker 6: And Susy Bastille, I hope you have your stories about
Wiji board and your experiences growing up as a young teenage.
Speaker 12: I mean, if that guy is going to be there,
you might not want my opinions, so we just want him.
Speaker 6: Thank Thank you both Susan's for joining us. We appreciate
let's say, club whose middle name might be Susan, we
don't boy name, so Johnny Cash reference, thank you club
for joining us. We appreciate it.
Speaker 7: Marcot, it's been fun night going on. Despite what Susan
says right, I thought we we had a pretty good thing.
Speaker 6: We kept trip.
Speaker 7: A lot of the people that are alert enjoyed the right.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's all we need all those other people. Thank you, club,
We appreciate it. Thank you, thank you. We'll see you
next week for the Ouigi Board Show. Right, can't wait,
can't wait. Let's see who's enough? Okay, Switchy and Switchy
point to himself, Switchy, thank you for joining us tonight.
Speaker 3: My pleasure. You know there is a report I could
do if we have time on the Ouigi Board Show. Really,
it has has to do with somebody named Joe Fisher
that wrote a book called Hungry Ghosts.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 3: Well, he was in communication with and supposedly with people
like like dead World War two pilots and so forth
through mediums, and he was getting all kinds of information
and he went on a pilgrimage to see if to
like England and Greece, really see if he could prove
what they were saying was correct. And he found out
he found was pretty bizarre.
Speaker 7: He's rich. I have a suggestion on that. Why don't
you do it when you're in mute?
Speaker 6: Wow? What's the male version of me? Ow?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 4: Club.
Speaker 6: I want you to watch this, okay, watch Luckily I actually.
Speaker 3: Didn't say it. I just melted it was well.
Speaker 6: Done, Well done, mister Ward, well done, Thank you very much.
All right, let me turn to our guests here, pistol
p yeah, Christopher, how was the hamburger? Was terrific? Yeah?
Nothing really good here for a seafood restaurant.
Speaker 14: Yeah, good hamburger for a seafood yeah yeah yeah. And
the French fries were terrific.
Speaker 6: The fries here, I didn't even know what they only
do to them, but they are different than Yeah, it's
switch putting up a disturbing word of that. So thanks
for joining us tonight, Pete. Did you have as as
much fun as you anticipated?
Speaker 13: It was a great time always yeah, all right.
Speaker 6: You'd say that anyway, though. I'm happy to be proud
of it.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you, Pete. I appreciate that you're joining us.
Who's left, uncle, al Yeah? The kiddy's pill? Am I
still here? Yeah? Yeah? Quite at night? Not not not
not without his drama, but okay, more or less? All right,
ye have a fridge in show, as it turns out,
let's hope. So well, let me do this. Let me
read the plugs. Okay, say goodbye to me. Yet it's
something you were pointing at yourself. Yes, several times. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Switch a pretty good report tonight, too, right, you were.
Speaker 6: Too busy saying very well, yeah, yes, thank you. Switch.
If I didn't thank you about my pleasure, yeah, thank you,
and so's your best Jill. I said goodbye to you,
didn't I? Yes, he did? Yeah, well switch, thanks to
screwing up.
Speaker 18: Okay, dementia, not you, Steve.
Speaker 6: Anyway, I have to apologize to everyone out there listening
because it turns out that all of our platforms and
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me wanting everyone, please advising everyone. Please see what is
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But please an eye on it, and until you hear
us next time. This is Mac the entire gang saying
be safe, be happy, and bye bye bye Susan, please
bye bye