Speaker 1: You're listening to Bill Handle on demand from KFI AM
Speaker 1: six forty.
Speaker 2: Bill handleshow'mo Kelly Infra bill for it. Eon Musk, he
Speaker 2: is a superhero to some, he is a super villain
Speaker 2: to others. But if we talk about Elon Musk, if
Speaker 2: we talk about what's happening to Tesla's, if we talk
Speaker 2: about the DOJ response to Tesla's, I think we should
Speaker 2: do it without emotion. And I know that's difficult to
Speaker 2: do because a lot of our politics is laced with emotion.
Speaker 2: It animates us in ways where we feel the need
Speaker 2: to defend individuals, defend elected officials, to defend political parties
Speaker 2: with all of our might and all of our emotion.
Speaker 1: That's where we are today.
Speaker 2: But I want to try something, and that is, let's
Speaker 2: see if we can keep the emotion out of it.
Speaker 2: Let's keep the allegiances out, and let's just look at
Speaker 2: the facts. Attorney General Pam Bondi has declared a Justice
Speaker 2: Department crackdown on what she views as politically motivated attacks
Speaker 2: against Tesla Visa vi Elon Musk quote. Let this be
Speaker 2: a warning if you join this wave of domestic terrorism
Speaker 2: against Tesla properties, the Department justice will put you behind bars.
Speaker 2: And we know just in the past few weeks, federal
Speaker 2: prosecutors have alleged that a Colorado woman, through some molotov
Speaker 2: cocktails at vehicles at a Tesla dealership scrawl the word
Speaker 2: Nazi on one of its signs. An Oregon man allegedly
Speaker 2: fired bullets and explosives into a dealership and its cars,
Speaker 2: and a South Carolina man spray paint and anti Trump
Speaker 2: messages on a Tesla charging station parking spot before throwing
Speaker 2: five homemade bombs at the chargers, towrding them and their
Speaker 2: other intvice that we've seen not only around the country
Speaker 2: but around the world. But let me just focus, hopefully unemotionally,
Speaker 2: on what's happening here in America. And there's been a
Speaker 2: lot of discussion and even dispute about whether this constitutes
Speaker 2: domestic terrorism. I'm here to tell you, and I am
Speaker 2: not a fan of Elon Musk, I make no bones
Speaker 2: about it. I'm not a fan of Elon Musk or
Speaker 2: what he's doing with Doge. But what is happening in
Speaker 2: response and the vandalism and violence happening in response, there
Speaker 2: is a very good argument, a solid argument, I would
Speaker 2: say I'm not a lawyer, but I know enough about
Speaker 2: these issues I can stay confidently this is pretty much
Speaker 2: domestic terrorism. You don't have to like Elon Musk, you
Speaker 2: don't have to like Pambondy, you don't have to like
Speaker 2: Donald Trump. But these aren't disgruntled Tesla owners setting their
Speaker 2: own cars on fire. It's not like people were setting
Speaker 2: there curing coffeemakers on fire or destroying them. It's not
Speaker 2: like people destroying their own stuff because they're protesting. Let's
Speaker 2: say I don't know Anheuser Busch and trans influencers. This
Speaker 2: is something completely different. This is about what is the
Speaker 2: animating property, what is the animating motivation behind these incidents.
Speaker 1: And I'm not.
Speaker 2: Saying that it's George Sorels funded or they're democratic operatives,
Speaker 2: like Elon Musk said, I'm just looking at the acts themselves,
Speaker 2: not who specifically may be behind them.
Speaker 1: That's a different conversation.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying these acts as far as the definition
Speaker 2: of domestic terrorism, there is a strong argument why, because,
Speaker 2: as I said, these aren't disgruntled Tesla owners who are
Speaker 2: mad about the panels slide off their cyber truck. They're
Speaker 2: not out there doing these protests in this manner because
Speaker 2: they are mad about the quality of the Tesla cars.
Speaker 2: They are there because they are in opposition to Elon Musk.
Speaker 2: They are making a political statement and also employing illegal
Speaker 2: means and also arguably violent means. When you talk about
Speaker 2: domestic terrorism, we're talking about acts which are done from
Speaker 2: a political standpoint or political motivation, and or to impact
Speaker 2: people's decisions or inspire fear along political lines. If you're
Speaker 2: trying to say we don't want people to buy Tesla products,
Speaker 2: and you are employing these methods, as far as for
Speaker 2: what I can see, if we look at this unemotionally,
Speaker 2: that satisfies the definition of domestic terrorism. It's beyond protesting.
Speaker 2: You're in deploying vandalism and other means to discourage people
Speaker 2: from supporting Elon Musk or buying Tesla's. Now the flip
Speaker 2: side to that is Elon Musk, and I said this
Speaker 2: on my show later with Mo Kelly. Elon Musk is
Speaker 2: going to have to make a decision and it may
Speaker 2: not be fair, but it's a fact. Elon Musk is
Speaker 2: the figurehead, president and CEO of Tesla.
Speaker 1: He is known. The link is inextricable.
Speaker 2: You can't separate Tesla from Elon Musk, and Tesla has
Speaker 2: been built up pun intended over the years because of
Speaker 2: that Elon Musk association. So you can't separate the two
Speaker 2: in people's minds. Now that people want to protest Elon
Speaker 2: Musk and this what is being done, which is obviously
Speaker 2: beyond the boundaries of protesting, is going to harm Tesla.
Speaker 2: We've seen it in the stock price, We've seen it
Speaker 2: with the company's struggles. More broadly, nothing good is happening
Speaker 2: for the company. But that's different. That's separate and distinct
Speaker 2: from whether whether the vandalism and the violence is considered
Speaker 2: domestic terrorism. I would take Pam Bondy at her word.
Speaker 2: I believe that not only is she serious about the
Speaker 2: forthcoming charges, but I also believe and there's adequate evidence
Speaker 2: to suggest that there is a strong case about anyone
Speaker 2: who is charged with domestic terrorism that it will stick.
Speaker 2: It's a Bill Handle show a mo Kelly in for
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Speaker 1: Now let's talk about Nick Cannon.
Speaker 2: Don't want to spend too much time on him, but
Speaker 2: are gonna spend the necessary amount of time. The masked
Speaker 2: singer is host and quote unquote father. I put that
Speaker 2: in quotes because I have a difference of opinion with
Speaker 2: the definition of father than Nick Cannon.
Speaker 1: But he's the quote unquote father of twelve.
Speaker 2: And said, get this, he's not done with expanding his family.
Speaker 2: And during a conversation on his week We Play in
Speaker 2: Spades podcast, Channing Crowder, one of the co hosts, spoke
Speaker 2: to Nick Cannon about possibly getting a vasectomy and argued
Speaker 2: for it. Nick Cannon is not down with it. In fact,
Speaker 2: he said I'm feeling judged. And when he was asked
Speaker 2: why he wants more children, Nick Cannon replied, why not. Well,
Speaker 2: that's a good question that I'm going to have a
Speaker 2: great answer to.
Speaker 1: This is why not.
Speaker 2: Fatherhood is not about affordability. The answer and response that
Speaker 2: I get to Nick Cannon as to why it's quote
Speaker 2: unquote okay for him to have all these kids, why
Speaker 2: is it's none of our business? They usually point to
Speaker 2: Nick Cannon as a MULTII millionaire, that he has all
Speaker 2: sorts of funds available to raise kids. And I am
Speaker 2: someone who misses my father to this day, who passed
Speaker 2: away in March this month of twenty twenty two, will
Speaker 2: tell you fatherhood is about availability, not affordability. My father
Speaker 2: was always available to me. He was my basketball coach, coach,
Speaker 2: he was my flag football coach. He was my music instructor.
Speaker 2: He was someone who taught me how to be a man,
Speaker 2: as far as how to comport myself, when to stand
Speaker 2: when a woman comes into a room, on the crict
Speaker 2: side of which to walk with a woman. If you're
Speaker 2: on the street, you walk on the street side, how
Speaker 2: to manage my emotions, how to deal with adversity.
Speaker 1: That is fatherhood.
Speaker 2: It's not whether you have enough money to cut a
Speaker 2: check for mom to have on a given day, week,
Speaker 2: or month. Nick Cannon may have twelve kids, and in
Speaker 2: his mind he's okay to have more because of his narcissism,
Speaker 2: but he cannot seriously argue he is a father and
Speaker 2: available to all of these children. Does not matter how
Speaker 2: well intentioned he may think he is. It doesn't mean
Speaker 2: that just because you show up for birthdays and an
Speaker 2: occasional school play that you're actually providing the necessary support
Speaker 2: as a father. For me, it's much more than being
Speaker 2: a sperm donor. It's much more than being the financier
Speaker 2: or the corporate underwriter. For all these kids, you have
Speaker 2: to be available for them, and also you're responsible to
Speaker 2: them and for them. Can't possibly do it. He can't
Speaker 2: do it right now. And this is assuming, going back
Speaker 2: to affordability, that he will be able to maintain his
Speaker 2: level of income at least for the next eighteen years
Speaker 2: or so. He has different and competing interests, and I
Speaker 2: don't care personally whether he has in a form of
Speaker 2: an agreement with the mothers of these children. It's unfair
Speaker 2: to the children. I know because I know what it's
Speaker 2: like to have an available father. I know what these
Speaker 2: children are missing out on because they come home and
Speaker 2: more nights than not, there is not a father there
Speaker 2: to check on them, to check on their homework, to
Speaker 2: just see how they're doing, to be there for them
Speaker 2: and show them what it means to be available, because
Speaker 2: let's not forget they are learning, especially the male children,
Speaker 2: they're learning what fatherhood is or supposed to be through
Speaker 2: the examples of Nick Cannon, and if he's never around,
Speaker 2: they're obviously not learning them or at least they're learning
Speaker 2: what I believe to be is a false version of fatherhood.
Speaker 2: You have to be available and for those who continue
Speaker 2: to support Nick Cannon and I have to be very
Speaker 2: delicate with this issue full disclosure. I know one of
Speaker 2: the mothers of his children. In fact, she used to
Speaker 2: work for iHeartRadio LA, so I know. Put it this way,
Speaker 2: I'm a little bit more knowledgeable about the general day
Speaker 2: to day of how Nick Cannon spreads his time and
Speaker 2: also spreads his resources, as it were, than some people.
Speaker 2: And I'm not trying to be disrespectful I care about
Speaker 2: not only the children, but one person who is involved
Speaker 2: with him. And I know, definitively no doubt in my
Speaker 2: mind that these kids, as they get older, will find
Speaker 2: out on their own. They will realize on their own
Speaker 2: that they have been cheated out of having an actual father.
Speaker 2: It doesn't mean that they will lack for anything as
Speaker 2: far as physical needs. It doesn't mean that they won't
Speaker 2: have clothes on their back, or they won't have food
Speaker 2: on the table. I'm not talking about any of that.
Speaker 2: That is important, don't get me wrong, But it's secondary
Speaker 2: or even tertiary. It is not at the top of
Speaker 2: the list of what makes the man be an actual father.
Speaker 2: I had an actual father, and here's the irony of it,
Speaker 2: grew up without his father, who died when he was five,
Speaker 2: So I've never met my paternal grandfather, and my father
Speaker 2: somehow managed to become a meaningful impact on my life
Speaker 2: without having that role model. I say that to say
Speaker 2: it's not impossible. But he, into his dying day, made
Speaker 2: it clear that he was always aware of his own
Speaker 2: father's absence. It's something that bothered him, It's something that
Speaker 2: plagued him, and it's something that he swore that he
Speaker 2: did not ever want to have repeated in his subsequent
Speaker 2: children's lives. Nick Cannon is all about himself. He's only
Speaker 2: thinking about having more children because it fills his need
Speaker 2: to satisfy his ego. But I wish his ego also
Speaker 2: considered his children, who he says he's a father to
Speaker 2: when he really is not. We're getting closer in clar
Speaker 2: to the weekend. If you didn't know, I talk about
Speaker 2: this on my show later with Mokelly.
Speaker 1: Often. I love to cruise.
Speaker 2: I've been on maybe I don't know six or seven cruises,
Speaker 2: been to the Caribbean twice, Mediterranean Cruise slash European Cruise,
Speaker 2: Mexican Riviera twice. Going to be cruising probably either in Africa,
Speaker 2: off the coast of Africa or Dubai in the next
Speaker 2: three or four years. We usually planned them years out.
Speaker 2: My point is I have enough experience with cruises that
Speaker 2: I know some things about them, some things you should do,
Speaker 2: should not do, would never do. And when I came
Speaker 2: across this story, I said, how in the hell is
Speaker 2: this even possible. There was this cruise ship, Canards Queen
Speaker 2: Anne cruise ship. It was like its maiden voyage and
Speaker 2: it's one hundred and eleven nights around the world. It
Speaker 2: began in January in Germany and it saw the ship
Speaker 2: traveling between Darwin, Australia and Manila in the Philippines last week,
Speaker 2: passing through some questionable areas and prior to navigating these
Speaker 2: questionable areas, the captain issued an on board safety warning.
Speaker 2: In a video of a loudspeaker announcement to passengers, it
Speaker 2: was made very clear. Passengers were told over the loudspeaker
Speaker 2: that the external promenade decks would be closed overnight and
Speaker 2: only essential open deck lights would remain on to minimize
Speaker 2: the ship's visibility. What and passengers were also asked to
Speaker 2: turn off their stateroom lights when not needed, to keep
Speaker 2: their curtains drawn. And mind you, people have paid like
Speaker 2: tens of thousands of dollars for this one hundred and
Speaker 2: eleven night trip. It's a luxury cruise ship and it
Speaker 2: can accommodate some three thousand guests. Well, why did they
Speaker 2: have to turn off the lights and close their curtains?
Speaker 2: While the waters in between Indonesia, Malaysia and the Philippines
Speaker 2: have been notorious for kidnapping for ransom incidents, they are
Speaker 2: worried about pirates boarding the cruise ship.
Speaker 1: And let me just tell you.
Speaker 2: If there is a possibility, not even a probability, a possibility,
Speaker 2: that you're on a cruise ship and you have to
Speaker 2: turn off the lights because pirates might be out there pirrating,
Speaker 2: your ass is on the wrong damn cruise ship. There
Speaker 2: is no way in the world that you should ever
Speaker 2: be on a cruise ship anywhere, at any time that
Speaker 2: might have to deal with the issue of pirates. And
Speaker 2: I wonder how much this cruise line, which I've never
Speaker 2: been on, was hiding from passengers. I know I would
Speaker 2: be sick to my stomach if someone said, hey, uh,
Speaker 2: best of all, Kelly, and stay round three eighty two,
Speaker 2: could you please close your curtains because we might have
Speaker 2: some pirates out there, and Johnny Depp might be one
Speaker 2: of them, so please turn off all your lights.
Speaker 1: Amy King, I know you've been on some cruises. You
Speaker 1: might be going on some cruises.
Speaker 2: As piratesing piratecy ever been a part of the equation?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: No, that would freak me out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did they just drop that on the passengers? And
Speaker 1: it just seems like you did.
Speaker 2: It's like, hey, you know, we had shuffle board playing
Speaker 2: on the lido deck tonight, but uh, we're.
Speaker 1: Gonna have to cancel that. Please turn off your lights
Speaker 1: and remain quiet.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: We'll tell you though about one kind of freaky thing
Speaker 4: that happened during our cruise. We went to the Mediterranean, huh,
Speaker 4: and we went to go see.
Speaker 3: The pyramids, oh, in Giza, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: From the port, it's about a three hour three and
Speaker 4: a half hour bus ride. So we take a bunch
Speaker 4: of people from the ship, get on our bus, and
Speaker 4: off we go through the desert to Giza, and we
Speaker 4: would come to these small towns, but we never stopped.
Speaker 3: We just kept going and we're like, well, that's so weird.
Speaker 4: And then we were like they were like, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: they do that for buses and we were like okay.
Speaker 4: And then on the way back it was dark, so
Speaker 4: we could see the lights of the escorts that we
Speaker 4: had that were basically going ahead of us to clear
Speaker 4: the path, so we didn't have to stop.
Speaker 3: And we said, well, what is going on here?
Speaker 4: And they said, ah, well that's because if you stop
Speaker 4: the bus, they can get on and kidnap you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there are some questionable places in the world.
Speaker 2: I'm not denying that. But if you have to pay
Speaker 2: the money that you had to pay Amy King, the
Speaker 2: money that I had to pay, and I only like
Speaker 2: to do seven day cruises, I couldn't imagine being on
Speaker 2: a ship for a third of a year.
Speaker 3: I just know, No, that's a bit long.
Speaker 2: But I still would research the path, like I'm not
Speaker 2: going to get on a cruise close to hurricane season, obviously,
Speaker 2: and there are some cruise itineraries during hurricane season in
Speaker 2: the Caribbean. Don't ask me why, but there are. I'm
Speaker 2: not doing it. This is another example. If you know
Speaker 2: anything about that portion of the world around the Philippines,
Speaker 2: and you know that that is a pirate lane, if
Speaker 2: you will, do not ever get on that cruise ship ever,
Speaker 2: because clearly the cruise line was hiding it from the passengers.
Speaker 2: As far as the possibility of there might be an
Speaker 2: issue of getting kidnapped, that's not something I want to
Speaker 2: think about actively on vacation.
Speaker 3: It would really spoil the vacation.
Speaker 1: I think it might.
Speaker 2: It might, you know, it could bring it to an
Speaker 2: untimely end along with your life. But that's just one
Speaker 2: cruise tip from me. I'm quite sure Debra Mark may
Speaker 2: have some more during the John Colebelt Show later on.
Speaker 1: But I will say this.
Speaker 2: If you are someone who hasn't gone on a cruise,
Speaker 2: highly recommend. It's a good way that you can sample
Speaker 2: a number of places without dedicating your whole vacation to
Speaker 2: one place. Like for example, one of my Caribbean cruises,
Speaker 2: we went to Aruba. I was thoroughly underwhelmed. Not really
Speaker 2: care for a Ruba. We'll never go back again in life,
Speaker 2: but I really love Quartersow, which is just off the
Speaker 2: coast of Venezuela, and I would love to go back
Speaker 2: there again. Cruising gives you the option and opportunity to
Speaker 2: see a lot of places you would not necessarily think
Speaker 2: of spending a lot of time with you maybe inport
Speaker 2: for just a day, but it's a good way to
Speaker 2: sample the world, and I've been able to sample cities
Speaker 2: in Europe. I want to be able to sample more
Speaker 2: in Asia obviously, want to get to Africa, bend down
Speaker 2: to Mexico, and you get to see more of the
Speaker 2: world that way. I don't want to spend one hundred
Speaker 2: eleven days on a ship and also deal with pirates,
Speaker 2: but there are ways you can get around that. Hopefully,
Speaker 2: it's the Bill Handle show. I'm O Kelly and for Bill.
Speaker 2: Just want to give you this little tidbit. You know,
Speaker 2: yesterday I was talking about how marijuana there was some
Speaker 2: unintended consequences of legalization. I was for decriminalization, not legalization
Speaker 2: for recreational use, and people usually come back and me
Speaker 2: and say, mo, it's safer than alcohols, like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: blah blah blah. But now we have more states whereths legalized,
Speaker 2: we have more data and more history with people using
Speaker 2: it over a longer period of time. We have a
Speaker 2: better sense of the long term implications of marijuana use.
Speaker 2: And here is just the headline. New research and covers
Speaker 2: alarming heart risks for marijuana users.
Speaker 1: Check this out. Cannabis users under the age of fifty
Speaker 1: like Shendon Farren, could face a six time higher risk
Speaker 1: of heart attack compared to you non users like Gary Hoffman.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's so sweet that you said I was under fifty.
Speaker 5: That was kind.
Speaker 6: That was like as much of a compliment as I'm
Speaker 6: ever going to get from you, And I appreciate that
Speaker 6: I noticed it, and I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: That's all I got for you, Shan, That's all I have.
Speaker 5: A quick question based on what you just said.
Speaker 6: Sure, the weed of our youth, not that I don't
Speaker 6: think you ever smoked weed.
Speaker 1: You don't.
Speaker 6: You appear to me to be a straight edged person.
Speaker 6: But the weed of our youth, I would argue, was
Speaker 6: more data injurious than a couple of cocktails. Like I
Speaker 6: couldn't operate a vehicle after smoking weed when I was
Speaker 6: in high school, Like there was no way in hell
Speaker 6: I'd have a couple of course lights and I was
Speaker 6: probably okay.
Speaker 5: As opposed to the weed. I'm just saying you were
Speaker 5: saying that it's.
Speaker 1: A I think the weed today is a lot strong.
Speaker 5: Really, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: See, I don't have a comparison point, but I do know.
Speaker 6: Gary did smoke back then, but he smokes a lot now,
Speaker 6: and you can tell that's.
Speaker 1: What that's that's my experience.
Speaker 2: But the study doesn't differentiate between smoking and ingesting. So
Speaker 2: it's just saying I wanta in general, which is alarming
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 6: But like, now, can't you go to these designer pot
Speaker 6: shops and say I want a gummy that's going to
Speaker 6: be two corese lights or whatever, Like, isn't that a thing?
Speaker 1: I don't know if they can or I sandized the
Speaker 1: amount of THHC in the.
Speaker 5: Know how it works.
Speaker 7: I need to they're supposed to. I mean, if you
Speaker 7: buy a pack of five milligram, is that what it's called?
Speaker 1: Shannon, because she's the resident expert in the studio, I
Speaker 1: am not.
Speaker 5: I never was a weed person.
Speaker 7: I mean I've gone into those and said, Hey, I
Speaker 7: don't want something that's going to make me feel like
Speaker 7: my hands are eating my own arms and what. I
Speaker 7: don't want any of that stuff.
Speaker 5: What do they say?
Speaker 7: They're they're very accommodating, but I don't know if I
Speaker 7: don't know if that's part of a show or if
Speaker 7: they're actually I've been.
Speaker 1: In two weed dispensaries in my life.
Speaker 2: One was a friend owned it, and I had one edible,
Speaker 2: which was a chocolate chip cookie, and that was one
Speaker 2: of the two times I've ever had any type of
Speaker 2: marijuana in my life.
Speaker 6: I went into one of these dispensaries in Denver because
Speaker 6: it opened up around the corner from my friend's house, Katie,
Speaker 6: and I went in and was so intimidated and overwhelmed
Speaker 6: by this selection that I was like, I'm out.
Speaker 5: It was like going into.
Speaker 6: You know, North from rack and being like I got
Speaker 6: a way through this to find the one shirt, Like, No,
Speaker 6: absolutely not. But when I did try an edible that
Speaker 6: was my father's, I ate too much. And this was
Speaker 6: the last time I did the weed years ago. But
Speaker 6: I ate too much of the brownie or the cookie
Speaker 6: or whatever it was.
Speaker 1: Wasn't working fast enough for you.
Speaker 5: I think I just I didn't know how much.
Speaker 6: I just took a bite out of it, you know,
Speaker 6: which is probably ten times too much, because I just
Speaker 6: sat in a couch and became the couch and felt
Speaker 6: like I was made of cement.
Speaker 5: And I hated that.
Speaker 1: It doesn't do much for me.
Speaker 2: And I think that's part of the reason why I
Speaker 2: never started using it with any regularity.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't do anything for me.
Speaker 5: I just don't enjoy the feeling of that.
Speaker 7: And maybe that's your point, is that was too much.
Speaker 7: I know plenty of people who do it simply because
Speaker 7: it helps them sleep, or they relax, or it makes
Speaker 7: it makes a show funnier or something. I mean, all
Speaker 7: of those things are but you can go too far
Speaker 7: and feel I agree that feeling of I can't do
Speaker 7: anything and everybody knows I'm high and I can't I
Speaker 7: can't go anywhere. I can't go to sleep, I can't
Speaker 7: go upstairs to go to my bed.
Speaker 1: I'm way too specific right now.
Speaker 7: I've somehow become the third the third cushion on my couch.
Speaker 6: One time there was a body in my trunk and
Speaker 6: I didn't know what happened.
Speaker 1: Jennifern, what's on the show today?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I just got here.
Speaker 1: Okay, here you go.
Speaker 6: Oh oh, did you hear about the guy peeing and
Speaker 6: the water bottles at work?
Speaker 1: Not this work? Just to be clear, uh that you
Speaker 1: know of yes.
Speaker 6: So here was my conversation with Keana this morning because
Speaker 6: I sent her this story about a Texas janitor getting
Speaker 6: six years in prison for peeing in office water bottles,
Speaker 6: and she said to me, uh, you know, where'd you
Speaker 6: find that story?
Speaker 5: And I said, it's this one.
Speaker 6: And I said the fact that you think that there's
Speaker 6: more than one is a problem. And she said, well,
Speaker 6: I googled it and she found a lot. So apparently
Speaker 6: this is a thing. It's not just p it's other fluids,
Speaker 6: and they're going in the water bottles at work, and
Speaker 6: it's happening all over America.
Speaker 1: So this is where you say, stay dry. No. Oh,
Speaker 1: but it is Friday though, right, It is Friday coming
Speaker 1: up next to so I'm out of here.
Speaker 2: Have a safe weekend, have a fabulous weekend, have a
Speaker 2: dry weekend. Borrowing from Gary hoffin I'm out of Here
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