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Speaker 1: It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Opening Day. Thank you for getting
your pot on. Thank you for telling a friend. I've
had conversations with baseball executives in Rochester. Oh wow, I've
had a few conversations.
Speaker 1: Is there an Opening Day guarantee this year?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't even need to know that
fifty degrees as always is it said probably the Duke of.
Speaker 3: Doppler can't can't use that cash anymore though?
Speaker 2: Wow, Oh well my cashless Yeah, it doesn't. I don't
want step closer.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: I actually think it almost is a safety thing, but
I don't know.
Speaker 1: And ws game.
Speaker 2: It's it's not not not the town I'm talking about.
The people like leaving right. If you don't have cash
on you, the chances are if I'm using my phone
and stuff.
Speaker 4: The only problem where it's going to come into play
is what happened to you last year when you went
to pay for parking and parking cash only. They're coming
to the game.
Speaker 1: Expecting, honey, honey, you're killing me, killing Cashle stadium.
Speaker 4: But yet the parking lot is still Kevin cash Only.
Speaker 2: Great call. I forgot about that. I totally forgot about that.
Because the cash list.
Speaker 4: Bill made his first his first pitch of the game
at the third inning. There's a lake.
Speaker 2: I understand what you're saying, Like it feels like this,
like takeover the cashless society. We've been heading that way forever.
Speaker 4: Trump's on the order to eliminated check today the Federal Reserve.
Speaker 1: No more checks? Are you save money on paper? No
more checks?
Speaker 2: I always use my phone like a Wegman's and everything
right grocery store.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just because I don't carry cash.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't eat well, I do right now.
I have some cash in my bucket.
Speaker 4: I usually carry cash because then I know what I'm spending. Yeah,
versus just looking out the card being like boom, I
will say that I don't want to spend it.
Speaker 1: You want to put a little action on the rest
of this game.
Speaker 2: I'm worried about that. You got no cash Yankees. Well, okay,
all right, Opening Day, Danny, here's I have a couple
thoughts on opening day. These rule changes, right, bigger bases now,
pitch clock, the ghost manning the shift, the.
Speaker 1: Ghosts man, and extra innings from the regular season.
Speaker 2: They're all meant to speed up the game. It's been awesome. Okay,
I love that. Okay, So I'm saying, like, are we
alienating the over thirty five year old fan?
Speaker 4: Now you're alienating the over sixty five fan.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I think Kevin's right, Yeah, all right, the rest of
us like.
Speaker 2: Why are you making so much fucking sense tonight?
Speaker 1: I got a nap in it's like two minutes.
Speaker 2: Two things said that. We're like, hey, pretty good point.
Speaker 4: I should cut my losses and home.
Speaker 1: Yeah you got cash, no.
Speaker 2: The yeah, because I go It's almost like, are you
alienating even going after gen Z and a younger You
need to do that as anything, But.
Speaker 1: You gotta lower the average age of the face, so
you do like that. I do love it. I love it.
I didn't think I would. Let's put this way, you know,
like baseball is just chock full of tradition over any
other sport. But once they imply I had no problem
with the shift, the ship was killing the game, But
it's all this, like what I had no problem eliminating
the ship.
Speaker 2: What do we say about baseball in the past, what
was it called best thinking man's game? Oh? Yeah, that
was a thinking man's game. And that's why I'm saying, like,
are we eliminating that a little bit? And the slow
burn that takes baseball?
Speaker 3: I mean right now, it's actually it actually made you
think more because now with pitching changes, the picture's got
to stick around for three batters.
Speaker 1: Now you can't.
Speaker 3: You got to think along in longer terms of how
you're gonna use your bullpen and okay, uh you know
who the ghost runner stuff like, and who you're gonna
pitch to and all the other It's actually it requires
more thinking, not less. Now, when they eliminated the designated
hit or when they eliminated the pitchure hitting in the
National League, that took away a little bit of that
thinking element. But there's been other things that have replaced it.
So I don't have any issues with it. Okay, in fact,
I would add.
Speaker 1: One more rule, but go ahead, what's one more rule?
I love that golden bad idea, and I am what
the golden bad idea was In the ninth inning or
whenever you want in the game.
Speaker 3: You could send anybody you want to the played at
any moment, one time in a game.
Speaker 2: Without the other team knowing who it is.
Speaker 1: Although well, yeah, like like they'll they'll figure it out.
Like yeah, now batting for the Yankees again, Aaron Judge.
Speaker 2: So you could have them up two times in a row.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, ship, Yeah, now, most most second thought they
get that far in the process. But that was cool.
Speaker 2: Didn't you say there's a ghost runner.
Speaker 3: In extra innings they start the inning with the last
guy who made it out goes to second base because
they needed to speed the game along because xtra indings
games will go on forever.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, didn't. Rochester had one of.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, they went on two days. There are guys
who played for both teams at one point because they
were they would get traded. Wade Box played.
Speaker 2: In that game.
Speaker 1: Cal Ripken played in that game. I think Spike's played
in that game.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, here's another thing that I wonder about
keeping showing the wide shots.
Speaker 4: It's like a forty two thousand person douchebag conventioneer.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, listen, listen to you, Yankee douche The
rise of analytics, Yes, the rise of analytics and the
war analytics, the.
Speaker 1: Winds above replacement.
Speaker 2: Well, all that does is really tell you how valuable
I don't really understand it, but how valuable a player
is to a team.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, he's most possible theoretically he's responsible for x
amount of wins. Okay, so if you if you take
this player off the team, you're gonna lose x amount
of wins.
Speaker 2: Now we got launch angle and spin rate, barrel rate, yeah,
and all this stuff. So does that I mean in
some way is it making baseball less relatable for fans
in a way, because I don't know. I think it
used to be like gut feeling. I'll go with my
gut instead, I.
Speaker 1: Go, Well, that is that is the back.
Speaker 3: The bad side of it is that you cannot manage
along with the game anymore because the manager isn't the
manager anymore. The manager, at least in the Yankees case.
I know it's true in the Dodgers case, not so
much in Boston with Alex Cora. But most managers are
basically colored by number. In other words, the general manager
tells number, take it over. Here's what you're gonna do.
In every possible scenario. Here's what we're gonna do. Like
everybody killed Aaron Boone for losing the World Series for
the Yankees last year, Like he had a lot of help.
But it goes from it Fan Cassman who lost the
World Series.
Speaker 1: He told Boone what to do.
Speaker 2: But it goes from field to math. Right, our guys,
would you do you realize if you find a balance?
Speaker 3: I think you can And I think like like Alex Cora,
who I think is the best manager in baseball. Unfortunately
he manages the Red Sox. Is that guy you gotta remember?
Like the Red Sox wouldn't have broken the curse if
they had been completely analytically minded.
Speaker 4: What I mean by that.
Speaker 3: Is analytics teams don't believe in before they switched the
rules about like you can like throw it over the
first so many times analytics teams didn't steal bases.
Speaker 1: It wasn't worth the out. It wasn't. It wasn't the
jewice wasn't worth the squeeze. But to get to the
World Series.
Speaker 3: Mariano Rivera in the in the ninth inning walk Kevin
Malar and they put in a pinch runner. It was
Dave Roberts who stole second base Red sox en up
tie in the game, they win an extra innings. They
go on to win the next three games and go
on to the World Series and break the curse. But
analytics guys don't believe in stealing bases. Like if you're managing,
like my old man could not manage along with Aaron Boone.
Speaker 1: In a baseball game anymore. That used to be what
you were able to do watching a game. You can't
do that because you don't know what stats the managers
got in front of him anymore. It's not it's like.
Speaker 3: Like like Sean McDermott's Sean McDermott is the end all
in b all on Sundays with the Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 1: He makes the decisions. Right in baseball, the manager is
not the end all be all. He's taking his orders
from upstairs.
Speaker 2: Alright, is it a collaboration? What's the deal in hockey, Kevin?
Is it is the coach, the end all and be all.
Speaker 4: There's a lot more analytics going to hockey too, there is.
Speaker 2: Really are they putting any kind of like chip in
the puck I'm saying for analytics stuff at all?
Speaker 4: No, we trust our referee our officials to get the
calls right now.
Speaker 2: We don't in the NFL at all.
Speaker 3: By the way, like all the hockey guys like complain
about the reviews that go on forever in hockey.
Speaker 1: I don't watch enough hockey to know. Is that a
troublesome thing. It's just the idiots west of Batavia.
Speaker 2: Then, okay, all they do is cry, you gotta score goals.
Speaker 4: They have them reviewed.
Speaker 5: Well that's that.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's the other thing too. They were so bad.
What are you complaining about?
Speaker 2: One last thing? On baseball?
Speaker 1: I can talk baseball all day.
Speaker 2: Well one last you want to go?
Speaker 4: The best tournament of sports started today?
Speaker 2: Yes, the Frozen Four.
Speaker 1: I actually got to announce the Frozen Wait, it's not
the Frozen four?
Speaker 2: Is it yet?
Speaker 4: Frozen Fours in two weeks?
Speaker 2: In two weeks? Gotcha?
Speaker 1: I announced it when they had it in Rochester back
in seven You did?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I look at you. Uh. I wonder if we
are hypocrites when it comes to baseball and cheating. Baseball
ratings went way up during the steroid era. I sat
there to watch Mark McGuire break Marris's record like I
was going to the TV.
Speaker 3: And Fisher we were all like every time the school
was sold out.
Speaker 2: Now maybe we didn't know it was actually sure. And
then even with the the Houston Astros, I thought people
would turn on them, they don't turn on them.
Speaker 1: I feel like we love the cheat we almost want
you to try to.
Speaker 4: Cheat them, but hate time and the Red Sox. They
they both did the Dodgers out of World Series.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I don't like the I don't like Houston.
I was ever a Houston fan, but I just wonder, like,
because we pretend we want a clean game, and yet
when the cheatings going on, the ratings going right, right, like,
what did what am I missing? Like?
Speaker 3: Like baseball players used to look like and I'm not
exaggerating they used to look like pro wrestlers in the nineties.
Speaker 1: Mike Piazza, Well, I'm not. I mean, I'm not saying
he used. We know Giambi did, we know Barry Bonds did. So,
let's we know Maguire did, and we're pretty sure Sosa did. Okay,
those dudes looked like lumberjacks going into the batter's box. Okay,
And in those days, like guys wrote story, I mean,
baseball is huge and you could recognize the twenty best
players in the game, whether there are pictures or hitters,
could walk a downtown Fairport would get mobbed. Nowadays, the
twenty best players in baseball save Aaron Judge, save Show.
Hey O Todi, Hey, I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: Who are you?
Speaker 1: You look tall? What's your name? Nobody knows who they are.
Same thing with the pitchers.
Speaker 3: Why because they've taken juicing out of the game in
a way. Yeah, I do kind of miss it.
Speaker 1: And we are hypocrites because in football a guy gets
to spend it down, No big.
Speaker 3: Deal, it's football. They're Neanderthals. They need the juice. The
only they're only an idiot if they get caught. It's
also hypocritical. Do you realize that while Spygate was going
on that the Saint Louis Cardinals had a guy in
their front office commit a felony and went to jail
and nobody in America cared he Actually he was a
former scout or head of scouting with the Astros. He
goes over to Saint Louis and he remembered the passwords
yes for the Astro scout.
Speaker 1: So he's thinking it's just gabsmanship. Oh no, he broke
federal law.
Speaker 2: And went to prison.
Speaker 1: What does America do nothing? I'm more worried about inflated footballs.
Speaker 4: Isn't that silly?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: That should It is hypocritical, though, I mean it is hypocritical.
Speaker 2: You broke the boy his assh almost a pucker? Oh dude,
you know what I'm saying? Like that, that would be
like prison. Well, yeah, that's what I'm thinking too, Like
him say prison, that's uh just a baseball uh, since
football is what most people think about talk about all
the time. It seems like these days.
Speaker 3: Although I feel like baseball sort of well, you got
the Dodgers were.
Speaker 1: In the World Series last year, and that's why it
kind of got the conversation going again. Yeah, if the
Yankees are good.
Speaker 3: And the Dodgers are good, and the Red Sox are
good and the Cubs are good, it's perfect for baseball.
If any one of those four teams is missing, particularly
the first two I mentioned, America doesn't really care as.
Speaker 2: Much, do we. Uh? I love markets like Milwaukee though
I always wanted to work in Milwaukee. Got a baseball team,
you got a basketball team? You got I think you're
pretty close an hour's drive from Green Bay.
Speaker 1: Well, they used to play four home games a year
in Milwaukee.
Speaker 2: Oh they did the Packers. Yeah, green Bay, but I'm
also thinking, uh, yes, green Bay, but also a University
of wiscondsag. I think it's only like an hour Dodgers. Yeah,
from Milwaukee. You got you know, you get to see
some great You could.
Speaker 3: Also have been too many plus and watched the Vikings too.
I mean, like there's a lot going on in Rocky.
Speaker 2: But you know that's the thing. Stefan Gilmore about to
come back to the Uh. The rumor is that he
will get a one year deal offered him at five
point three million. I think the Bills only have like
four and a half million available. But something they can
figure that out.
Speaker 4: Let's just cut Josh on another contract. To take ten million.
Speaker 3: Caps cap is very vlleable. They have to clear like
I think seven million or ten million for the draft. Anyway,
I mean, they'll figure it out.
Speaker 2: Do we like this that it's Stephan's coming? I mean
I think it got really good when he was with
the Patriots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was a Super Bowl MVP. No, I don't think no, No,
he was close though he was Edelman. No, but I
mean it was it was I mean, he had votes.
I don't mind it, I mean, but it's very telling
that they went back to him and not Rasseul Douglas.
Speaker 3: What does that tell you they think Rasul Douglas's toast.
I guess my question is maybe right could better answer it.
I think I know the answer to it is like, Okay,
Trey White's out there. He's a former Buffalo Bill, and
when you've had a couple of knee surgeries, you're pretty
much done at corner.
Speaker 1: Same thing with Rasul Douglas. It sounds like he got
beat a lot.
Speaker 3: Okay, but if you know the system, the progression is okay, corner, yeah.
Speaker 4: Safety.
Speaker 3: So are they not able to move them back to safety?
Do they not trust them? Do they want too much money?
Or do they trust their young guys that want to
have young guys in the system be their safeties? For
anybody can be better than freaking Damar Hamlin back there?
Speaker 4: Cheez.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's better than Kyra.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, yeah, Okayer, where did he go?
Speaker 1: Dallas? Dallas actually gave him a pick.
Speaker 4: For us, but Jerry, he likes to play, g gave
up a seventh round pick.
Speaker 2: I'd rather get bodies Man Damar Hamlin was on television
this morning. We will get to that. Oh no, kidd
in just a moment. Yes, this is exciting news for Buffalo.
I I oh, I can't wait to give you the Do.
Speaker 3: You know he's the second highest paid endorser in with
the Buffalo Bills behind Josh Allen, the second most in
demand in his celebrity bill.
Speaker 1: Celebrity endorse for him, good for him? Comes back from
the dead. Everyone wants the peace.
Speaker 4: Zombie Lazarus to in the finals.
Speaker 1: Yes, Lazarus before.
Speaker 4: Lawn he rose again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, that was freaking weird though Craig's house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the most anticipated Monday night football game that
never happened.
Speaker 2: Right, We were like, all excited stuff. We'll take a
moment bTB. You know, as we were had Madden here
earlier this week and we were talking about the brunch
just a great America and just how unbelievable that brunch is.
And Kevin's been there for the brunch. I was there one, Kevin.
Kevin was there. You're there more than I am.
Speaker 1: I've only been there twice twice without us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, you're cheating on us.
Speaker 3: Well, actually, technically Kevin was there that one time. I
was there, so only once without all of us.
Speaker 2: Okay, but the brunch is unbelievable. And I would say,
here's why I would go to this brunch on Easter Sunday.
Easter Sunday brunches is usually a big deal. And I
didn't even think of this, but my mom likes, and
I will go down to my mom. She's not in
the area, and she has been taking us to a
brunch and they're all that buffet style brunch. And I'm
telling you, that's right. When it's made to order for you,
it is so much better you go to that brunch.
I've had the cold eggs, right, the Mimosa thing they.
Speaker 4: Try to get around the crappy food at the brunch. Yes, yeah,
that made to order omelets so you have something.
Speaker 2: But their line is so long.
Speaker 5: Wait it's cold.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's broken because somebody with a spatue couldn't get
the pancakes apart.
Speaker 2: And then you go to the Mimosa station or the
Bloody Mary station and whatever is there.
Speaker 1: People are taking ships.
Speaker 4: You don't even drink.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I'm getting my forty right because they did
and and their and I go I get it. I understand,
and man even explaining that, hey it's if it's not
a place that normally does brunch, it's a great way
for them to make some money. And you know all that.
But I'll tell you what you will be missing out,
and I would recommend making reservations for Easter Sunday, which
is coming up in like three weeks. Right, it's it's
April twentieth. Yeah, you know, and maybe maybe you have
one of Jesus's herbs before you go. I don't know. Celebrate,
We celebrate, that's right.
Speaker 6: Eat.
Speaker 2: And they have another music trivia night coming up, I
believe on the thirteenth as well. That's a whole lot
of fun and I really would like to figure out
a way to do. I think that the way you've
done this game, Kevin, is unbelievable, and I love the
year added to it. I don't know why and the
scoring and all that.
Speaker 4: I know why because you actually win.
Speaker 1: Oh when did you win it?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: When I'm here, Fuck you? I think I did beat
you with the years once the year ones? Yeah once?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well we've only played it a few times, so
that's probably why he's probably right. I probably do like it,
but I think it's a fun game. And somebody suggested,
can you take it out to like a bTB and
if we can figure out a way to do it
where we could actually get the videos of the song. Oh,
you don't want to do that because that gives the
artist the way right there? Never ride?
Speaker 1: Is that Prince before or after the sign?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was great. He didn't want to. He wouldn't mention.
He didn't want them saying his name.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to say of my name.
Speaker 2: It was the record contract. It was over the record
contract dispute. All right, Well, we'll take a moment and
tell you, uh why there's more news about the Buffalo
Bills than just Stephan Gilmour. Get to that right after this.
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a click away. It's a holiday touchdown Bill's Love Story.
Speaker 5: The first time.
Speaker 2: My eyes singing, Baby, you're laying down life side bus.
So DeMar Hamlin rose from another down and got up
and said, we're so excited to celebrate our team, our fans,
and shout out to Bill's Mafia and our shared love
for football and harmewank Christmas movies, Go Bills, Let's go.
So the next Christmas Hallmark NFL combination is the Bills.
Speaker 4: They did the Chiefs bottling the Chiefs again, and.
Speaker 2: Now you know, Kevin, you can you can bite my
furry ass.
Speaker 1: And now they're gonna is race of Randy gonna be
in the in the movie.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, we should have called him. I
I feel bad. I haven't talked to him in a while, and.
Speaker 1: He plays the storekeeper.
Speaker 2: Well, so I wrote a whole thing about this today.
I have my log line for the movie. All Right,
when a big city sports reporter, all right, it's got
to be a big city sports reporter is a sign
to cover the Buffalo Bill's Christmas Eve game. Okay, she
never expects to small fall for a small town football coach. Okay, okay,
heart is big and he loves Christmas and he loves
his team. A blizzard threatens to derail her plans, and
she learns that sometimes the best wins aren't on the field.
Speaker 1: Danny, you know what that sounds very hallmarky?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Here's the plot summary. Maggie Harper, Maggie Harper. Yeah,
I was trying to come up with the name that
would be hallmarky.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Maggie Harper is a sharp, career driven support from New
York City, known for her no nonsense takes and skepticism
about small market teams. When her boss assigns her to
the Buffalo Bill's highly anticipated Christmas Eve Game one with
major playoff implications, she sees it as a chore, not
a holiday tree. After all, Maggie prefers the glitz of
big games and stadiums like Lambeau Foxborough, where Kevin likes
to hang out.
Speaker 4: Big, big city games. In Lambeau.
Speaker 2: I did write that it's near Milwaukee. We talked about that,
not the snow covered stands of high Mark high Mark Stadium.
But when a historic blizzard forces her to stay in
the charming town of Orchard.
Speaker 1: Park, there's only so many hotel rooms there.
Speaker 2: She finds herself stranded at a cozy Bills themed bed
and breakfast run by Ryan Mitchell Breg Conners. You're great,
a former high school football coach and lifelong Bills fan.
Speaker 4: Former D three six player.
Speaker 2: Ryan A widowed single dad is a passion.
Speaker 1: Oh ya, they're always widowed. Yes, you're always widowed. They
always have a little girl.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, this is great. I named Emma
uh Uh, a former high school football coach and lifelong
Bills fan, Ryan, a widowed single dad, is as passionate
about the Buffalo Buffalo football as he is about spreading
holidays year. Unlike Maggie, he believes that sports aren't just
about the stats and headlines, that are about heart, loyalty,
and community. It could have been Greg Connors maybe actually
have changed it, Maybe actually had changed it to an
out of work lawyer. Why is he going to be
out of work because he's now running a bed and
breakfast or something. I don't know. Would that be better?
You're right? Why does he have to be out of
work as picking.
Speaker 4: Up house and a bed and breakfast. Now that downstairs
you can rent the downstairs, that can be an Airbnb.
Speaker 1: All unbelievable, an air B and B and B and B.
Speaker 2: As Maggie spends more time with Ryan and his football
obsessed young daughter Emma, she starts to see the magic
of Buffalo. It's passionate fans, it's resilience and the warmth
of its people even in sub zero temperatures.
Speaker 4: I've been gamed in the parking lot.
Speaker 2: When an unexpected opportunity arises for Maggie to interview a
legendary Bills player and I couldn't, and I was thinking,
like one who rarely speaks to the media. But who
would that be?
Speaker 1: Matt Mlano snuff, But oh you think so? Matt Milano
never talks.
Speaker 4: Okay, he's not legendary.
Speaker 2: Scott Norwood, Yes, okay.
Speaker 1: Scott, I wouldn't talk. But is he legendary or is
he legendary for what?
Speaker 2: HAPs? He's legendary for what happens. She realizes that Ryan
in this community connections might be the key to the
biggest story of her career.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's Jim Kelly because he can't anymore.
Speaker 2: She starts to go ahead, Danny, do it, do it?
Do it? Danny, come on it. Are you ready ready? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: When I phoned out the Dallas Cowboys gave me cancer
during those two Super Bowl losses. I was stunned. So
who would I call? Connors and Farrish? They got me
the money I deserved and stuck it to Jerry Jones.
They have a horn Super.
Speaker 2: Bowl Hitch almost tell me I'm sorry a little old tongue.
We like we like him. Kelly, please don't remember when
he came in and he told us that he couldn't remember,
like he wouldn't really shoes.
Speaker 1: Hey, why don't we go see that movie? We saw
that last week? She told him, like he couldn't remember movies.
Speaker 2: But as sparks fly between Maggie and Ryan, she faces
a dilemma. Will she go back to the fast paced
world of big city journalism or does she take a
leap of faith both in love and in believing that
some of the best stories happen off the field. With
snowflakes falling, the bills around the verge of a playoff run,
and holiday magic in the air, Maggie must decide if
she's ready to call a new team and a new
love her own. Will she play it safe or else
she go for the ultimate holiday touchdown. I don't By
the way, I don't even know if that like, could
you imagine if that turns out to be the plot?
It could be.
Speaker 1: I have a got idea. It's Maggie, Yeah, falls in
love with the dude named Ryan Mitchell who goes to
the book.
Speaker 2: I just did that whole thing, and I didn't do
it on the screen. I was waiting to see what
Vinnie would come in. Just visited. We just did a
whole We just read the well you're gonna have to
go poor she if you were watching on you'd or anything.
Because we just did the plot of the Buffalo Bill's
Hallmark Christmas movie. We well we believe.
Speaker 3: So plot Maggie order, but she falls in love with
a guy who walks around the Bill's plots, pick up particles,
tables and reattach them together and sell them Bill's Mafia
and other table pieces that they've jumped through. But you
can't write a such a Bill's thing, though, copple them
back to her and tell them.
Speaker 2: It's always he's gotta be big city somebody with small
town somebody. There's a formula no more.
Speaker 1: Small town that like jumping through tables for no apparent reason.
Speaker 4: Okay, why would he fix tables when he runs the
Bill's Mafia house money?
Speaker 2: Well it could have been the guy who runs the
but it could have been what's his name? Date forget?
I forget too. It was gonna end of the year,
del reed that, but he does. I forgot the up.
Speaker 4: Side of the story. It ends as many without a
super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Well he make it getting the Ring.
Speaker 4: This is the one Hallmark movie she needs to not
get the Ring.
Speaker 2: That would be only more realistic. Right, Okay, here's why
I can't be that. You gotta have big city report.
I mean, I get what you're saying, but.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to tie in the yes, the
Bills thing.
Speaker 2: But this is why we have a Bills themed bed
and breakfast. She needs a place to stay, you know,
so she's gotta be there for a long period of time,
so she does the bed and breakfast. It's a little
more homey than a hotel, which is sterroll, you know.
And it's Bill's theme.
Speaker 1: It was kind of the plot of like the latest
Lindsay Lohan movie.
Speaker 2: It's the plot of every Hallmark movie. It's a formula.
Fuck it, we're doing our own. We should do our own,
hall Alex, we should do our.
Speaker 4: No, they're filming a Hallmark movie in Buffalo right now?
Speaker 2: Well what are they film?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they are filming a movie, but what are they
Mario Lopez, I don't know the specifics.
Speaker 4: I believe it's Hallmark. There's a story Lifetime related, one
of the two. There's a story, I may.
Speaker 2: Say, for Next Week in Buffalo. And I found out
about it because of my son, uh that he he
and his buddy will call this strip Joint in Buffalo.
They'll prank call it so they hit Star six to
seven and then they call the the strip club blo um. Yeah,
and it does block it out because I tested it
on Kevin because I didn't think it really worked. And
I go and he goes, yeah, it just says call it.
So I look and I and I'm thinking to myself, Uh.
Speaker 4: You didn't think that. You didn't think it worked. But
it was the thing I told you like three weeks
ago to do when you went to call off of
your phone from the studio.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, And I said I was afraid. But
so he does this just and all he'll say to
them is and they must do it so often that
it comes up. He goes, yeah, you guys serve club soda.
And the chick goes, cut your bullshit out. Well, he goes,
So he looks it up. He goes, Dad, this place
is in a lot of trouble. The guy who's in
charge is or owns it.
Speaker 4: Is charged and breakfast.
Speaker 2: Well it's phil Steam Strip Club. I was telling I.
Speaker 4: Really want to watch one of these kids eat ship.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to know. There are little kids that
are climbing on a wall outside the studio. That's not nice.
Speaker 4: It's a little girls. It'd be awesome.
Speaker 2: They're little girls.
Speaker 4: I feel bad, but it'd be awesome.
Speaker 2: We'd have to let them in to rinse off.
Speaker 4: There's nowhere to be found.
Speaker 2: I don't know where mom is. So, uh, what was
I saying?
Speaker 1: You're talking about strip the strip club?
Speaker 2: Much so? The strip club is supposedly there's trafficking going on.
The guys in like w g R z up in
Buffalo has has done a couple of investigative pieces on this.
Speaker 1: And so we talked to Coco the dancing.
Speaker 2: But he's in Like I guess there's serious like charges
coming against this guy. But I would say the strip
club is still open from what I understand, because it's
a twenty four. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Maybe you can do a Tuesday with Ductret. You can
give him any you can give them an introduction.
Speaker 1: A lot of strip clubs, but they're all like near
the Ford Plant.
Speaker 2: Oh really, Well, I don't blame him. Man, Well, a
lot of times it's zoned and you got to put
him in industrial areas. And I don't the ladies you.
Speaker 1: Went to high school with, are he he still see
your favorite crush.
Speaker 2: Well, whenever you heard those commercials on radio, it was
always like the girls in the in the office. They
didn't bring the strippers in, these strung out bean poles
weren't coming in at like nine o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: So tape a commercial.
Speaker 2: Well, it's so weird. H Okay, here here's the thing
that I would find odd, is we They used to
just ask, sometimes interns sometimes front desk, well would say,
and you got to sound really sexy, and they would
do it like, Hi, I'm Amber Grease Athena twenty twenty one.
Speaker 4: Tommy's ex wife. You steal a bunch of them back
in the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you. But the thing was, well, she did a
lot of parody stuff for me, but the commercials for you, yes,
and and but I go, could you ask someone to
be a sexy stripper on without getting in trouble? Like
I'd almost be afraid. I'd have to be really confident.
I almost want you to sign up with how you
I'd have to say, I'd want you on video?
Speaker 3: I want to There was when I worked over at
clear Channel, which later became iHeart. There was a guy
in the building who had to do the stuff that
nobody wanted to do because they had to figure out
a way to keep.
Speaker 1: Him a job. And he was on a station. Yeah,
I think Billy knows what I'm talking about. Still there, Yeah,
and he's still there. But it wasn't anybody you would know.
And this dude, I'm sure you've heard his voice. And
this dude like couldn't like get anybody. They didn't have
the budget. They said to have a voiceover guy.
Speaker 3: So he would have like the newest sales girls who
looked attractive.
Speaker 1: He woy, you want to want to be in a commercial?
And then he'd bring them and then yeah, and they
would she would read, they would read the liners, and
then like three weeks later they'd leave and go, and
then they'd be replaced by somebody else. Hey, you want
to be in some commercials? We used to make so
much fun of us. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: It's funny to get somebody way to do it. Well, here,
let me. I would rather see a Hallmark movie instead
of the standard, because that's there's a formula with Hallmark, right, yes,
big town, small town bed and breakfast owner, widowed guy,
right you know, or single woman. Yeah, I mean it's
just it's It's always something like that, right, So what
about I played this story, this news story for Kevin.
But I'd like to see this turned into a Hallmark movie.
I think this would be a lot better check it out.
Speaker 7: There's an East Side restaurant. So they feel extorted after
they say their plumber returned to reclog their pipes over
a disputed bill.
Speaker 2: How about that.
Speaker 1: I saved this crap out.
Speaker 4: I'll take it number seven and a side of pancakes.
I'll can minutes. I mean, come on that that is
pretty damn good. Here here's the little more.
Speaker 7: Oh, as the santis joins us, if we're hearing both
sides of the story, Liz.
Speaker 1: S well Rob.
Speaker 8: When the plumber didn't receive payment right away after a
finished job, they return the next day to undo their repairs.
Now it's a matter that might normally be settled in court,
but this plumber decided to take matters into their own hands.
Speaker 2: Yeah, into their own hands, Like this is I mean,
it sounds like the numbers you said though, seem really
really cheap for a plumber. Seemed really cheap to me. Well,
it's the numbers in the news story. Yeah, Now this
is in Evans Indiana.
Speaker 1: Oh just Rochester.
Speaker 2: No, No, what could be?
Speaker 3: I was looking forward to. No, Berkeley Breen was on
the scene. Yes, we have found the.
Speaker 2: I mean, you go, plumbing dispute or mob movie? When
do you think of this? But I like Hallmark. We
turned into Hallmark.
Speaker 8: What started as a normal day at the restaurant has
Tybee stro and bar owners saying they feel extorted.
Speaker 9: Oh shocked.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe.
Speaker 4: It was like, okay, it's just it's only Peyton, man,
is this really happening?
Speaker 10: Operations Jersey Sanders says.
Speaker 8: When started to overflow, they called Heaven Plumbing company to
fix the block.
Speaker 10: Three days later, when it happens again, they called the
plumber back. I'm saying it was an emergency.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is a grease trap, right and if
that your uncle on that diner or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yes, the restaur they get big money for grease. Hey
oh yeah, well, well the.
Speaker 2: Concrete.
Speaker 8: So the first is basically explaining all the work he did,
and then this the second one, basically doing the same
exact work on.
Speaker 10: A bill was two dollars, the second was three hundred
and ninety dollars, and the owners refused to pay the
second one, it's.
Speaker 9: About out him the standing l the.
Speaker 8: Plumber returning the next morning his restaurant, you got, there'd
be a shame of something back with.
Speaker 2: It's just saying that he's on an operty.
Speaker 9: He put a boon into a grease trap and he's
not paid.
Speaker 2: How about this he a fucking balloon in the green
Everything would funk up?
Speaker 1: Would now that Monroe County Jail got in trouble. Balloon
in the trap.
Speaker 2: No, not in that grease Okay they did it, Yes,
it was a different It was a grease trap. A
little bit show.
Speaker 8: The owners were given about an hour to pay their
bill before the plumber left. We leave the balloon in there,
it would overflow restaurant with water, dirty water that's going
down the grease trap, plumber Joel Hevn' tells fourteen News
over the phone.
Speaker 10: V quaranty for drain cleaning.
Speaker 2: You try to finally.
Speaker 10: Slow to make paint.
Speaker 1: And waver garbage from the drain line.
Speaker 9: So what we can do is we can snake it.
Speaker 1: We can verify that it's open and correctly, which is
what we did.
Speaker 2: The police office just came to the rest. Yeah, I
think it was Evans Indiana tell.
Speaker 10: Us these matters are normally said, it's it's not worth
my time, just wasn't worth with officers on scene.
Speaker 2: How wild is that not worth my time to go
to small claims court? But I'll stick a balloon the train.
I'll get my fucking money back. It's just the sewer economy.
It's not exhortion.
Speaker 3: This dude thought that was a great idea, right, he
thought it was a brilliant idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to go a small claims court,
but I know what, it was.
Speaker 2: A brilliant idea. He got his money. He got his
fucking money, you know what I mean. It's like, I
don't know what's worse, the business refusing to pay a
fair bill, right, that would be bad, or a service
provider weaponizing their expertise to force payment. I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: I gotta tell you. I mean, like it'd be one
thing if like if they if it was like you mean,
like this guy.
Speaker 2: Says, they've they've been slow to pay on bills in
the past. And he was called out within two days
of each other, and he goes, look, we don't guarantee.
Uh uh.
Speaker 1: Was this guy gonna face charges for doing this? Or no, no, no,
good for him.
Speaker 2: Great. I in a way, there's a piece of me
that goes, what do you have the money to do?
The number to that? Okay, hang on a second star
six seven? Way? Is that the Uh? That's the plumber?
Speaker 4: I believe?
Speaker 1: So okay, Gerald the plumber? Remember him?
Speaker 2: We should call the plumber? And I don't know if
I'm hooked up to the phone though.
Speaker 1: We know, well, I'll tell you the story in a second.
Speaker 2: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: We know we know a guy who owns a restaurant
who hired a radio guy to fix some plumbing. You fed,
son of a bitch, and the plumber strewed it up.
It didn't and didn't fix the problem. I'm not going
to say who they advertised on this program, but yeah, hired.
It's not his fault. Hired a radio guy I don't know,
I understand to go fix his plumbing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it actually like got worse.
Speaker 1: I don't cost him a lot of money.
Speaker 2: I don't know the restaurant.
Speaker 1: It's only one. It's not Cobblestone. We were talking about
it earlier.
Speaker 2: Okay, you call him too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah remember that?
Speaker 2: Oh god, yes, now I do remember that.
Speaker 4: I do remember stealed radio guy Hillman.
Speaker 2: All right, this is it. This isn't working, so I'll
have to try.
Speaker 1: It in another Guys, I told you I'm not a plumber.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll have to try it another day. All right,
we'll we'll take a moment. We'll take a moment. We'll
try to call this plumber when we get back and see,
because in a way, it is pretty oppressive, sort of
uh you know what I mean, shitty on the restaurant's part. Yeah,
it could be. We'll get to all that right after this.
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Speaker 5: I stray.
Speaker 2: Got this time thanks Gorules pump. So stupid. I was
trying to find local, aren't they No? I don't think
so this. Here's another one here.
Speaker 1: I've heard of coolds pumps. Who knows what new work works?
Speaker 2: In your dictionary?
Speaker 9: Eighty do plumbing and heating problems?
Speaker 2: Who'll fix it like new eighty do? Eighty do? That's
your plumber? All right, let's call this plumbing place. Let
me hit the star six seven on.
Speaker 3: The You've seen pictures of a dude who's a plumber
whose truck is painted on the side. Looks like he's
sitting on a Toilet's see when he's driving the truck.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 4: Uh, I'll see on their website they have over five reviews.
Speaker 2: Here we go, let's see what they say. I wonder
who I asked for? Can I ask for the owner?
Speaker 11: Hearyon plumbing?
Speaker 2: This is Joel, Hey, Joel, I'm calling from a podcast.
Can we talk to you real quick?
Speaker 11: What's this regarding? Am I being recorded? Next question?
Speaker 2: It would be recorded?
Speaker 11: Yeah, what is it regarding?
Speaker 2: It's regarding the news story that we found out Evans,
Indiana about putting the balloon down. We thought that was
a pretty unique way to get your money back.
Speaker 11: Yeah, when are you wanted to do this? Give me,
give me the the bulletin points. What's this going to
be about about that?
Speaker 2: Just just how like as a small business, we're actually
we would be doing the podcast now, but it's how
I'm managing a small business is tough, and you know,
I thought it was kind of funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got your money.
Speaker 2: And you went on the news. You did everything. There's
nothing that I don't think there's anything the police could do.
Speaker 11: You didn't you know, that's correct. We didn't do anything illegal, right.
Speaker 2: I thought it was kind of a ballsy thing. Have
you done that before?
Speaker 11: No, it's not our standard business practice, but we're not
a big fan of that particular customer and the way
they do business.
Speaker 2: So all right, here's a question for you. Because that
ran on the news. Have you seen more business? Have
you gotten more calls from people?
Speaker 11: Yeah? My phone's been bringing off the hook today. We've
had we've had people call and ask us to do
service specifically because they saw that news article.
Speaker 4: That's what I mean, Right, that's great advertising right there,
that's the best advertise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you need to do this more often to people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, have you found work like trying to like screw
up up people's enemies like toilets and.
Speaker 1: Stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Hey, we'll go to your house and we'll take care
of your your bad guy's business.
Speaker 11: Not yet, I might put that on my list.
Speaker 2: Put that on your list. I thought it was I
I it made me scratch my head, but I go,
I kind of get it. I get frustrated, you don't
this customer, they're blaming you on stuff. Who knows? We
only you only see one side kind of you know
what I mean? And I thought it was pretty cool
of you to even talk to the news.
Speaker 4: When I heard it, I was kind of shocked at
Like I said, the pricing didn't seem like I was thinking, like,
you know, fifteen two thousand dollars are not going to pay,
and then they're like two fifty three hundred. I'm like,
just pay the freaking bill.
Speaker 1: It's reasonable right, and it was an emergency call.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 11: What's the name of your podcast?
Speaker 2: Billified b I L L I F I E D.
We'rening on it?
Speaker 4: Contributed uh everywhere, Apple, Spotify, YouTube.
Speaker 1: Did you try Facebook shaming them before?
Speaker 2: Nodagan?
Speaker 1: Did you try ever tried like Facebook shaming them into
paying before? I've seen people do that.
Speaker 11: Uh no, and I have not done that. This is
not a publicity son. I didn't do this to be
on the news, of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you didn't do it, but it away,
I think it. I think it was almost done to
like go, hey, look what these guys did. They must
the restaurant must have called the news.
Speaker 11: That's correct.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and I think we don't pay our bills. Yeah,
but I think in a way it backfired on them
and you benefited.
Speaker 11: Uh yeah, I think at this point you are correct. Yet, yeah,
the results are not in their favor U the consensus
of what And.
Speaker 2: By the way, it sounds like you charge really reasonable
rates for plumbing.
Speaker 11: We try to do a good job.
Speaker 2: And yeah, are you how old a guy are you?
Can I ask that you seem like a young guy
on point six? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: And this is your business.
Speaker 9: Dude.
Speaker 11: That's correct.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good for you, Good for you, man, what a story.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's what the restaurant was thinking. He's
a young kid, twenty six. We're gonna we're gonna screw
this kid over and the kids like, I'm not taking
your ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, yeah, that's a good Uh, that's correct.
Speaker 11: Yeah, the phone guys, all right, I appreciate your time, good.
Speaker 2: Night, I appreciate your thank you, goodbye. Well tight though
for twenty six.
Speaker 1: Years old, I think he's kind of uncertain.
Speaker 2: That's probably well, I know, yeah, that's a fair point, Danny.
That's a fair point. It's the Midwest. It's it's a
fair point.
Speaker 4: They don't have gummies there yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like yeah, it's yeah.
Speaker 2: No, Well he just sounded like, you know, yeah, he's like,
you're probably right, getting embracing yourself for a week. Yeah,
like made fun. Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.
All right, here's one more that we could do for
a homemark.
Speaker 1: His wife's coming up next. We don't pay him more bills.
Speaker 2: Uh. I saw this story at New Jersey and we
hear about we've had an experience here in where we
live many years ago when we did a show together.
There was a story out of a town that Kevin
lives in where with the corrupt police department and all
the stuff that would go on. There were officers who.
Speaker 1: Was like it went up for like weeks.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but there were there were officers. One guy's
the last name was, I guess I can say it right, Pignado,
but the name itself like I'd never heard the name Pignado.
And then he sort of to it. He had a
reputation of allegedly, i'll say, going and finding women who
were on parole and saying, you know, I'm gonna turn
the in if you don't have so he would have
sex on pool tables, and supposedly he did that in
other police precincts as well, or other towns where he
was a police officer. And I don't again, you don't know.
But then we had a guy who got into a
car accident on three ninety hitting a knew.
Speaker 3: I knew the I knew the guy involved, the couple
that got hit by the by.
Speaker 1: The police officer.
Speaker 2: You knew the guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went to school with him. What the fisher
with We were sweet baits, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: And then he hoofed it all the way home and
there was blood. And then they're saying that the first
shop had had cocaine or something, but the rest didn't.
I don't know. It was all kinds of screwy stuff. Anyway,
it took a lot to clean it up.
Speaker 1: The woman went into labor as a result of the immediately. Yeah,
that's why it was such a big deal.
Speaker 2: And then there was another one. There was another police officer,
like the chief of the police, who was driving on
the three and I saw him when I go, man,
bought's unmerited wrong chief?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it wasn't wrong chief.
Speaker 2: There was a different It was a different chief and
I saw him out and I said, you were there,
and I said he was.
Speaker 4: Shooting the other chief's gun all.
Speaker 1: And I said on the podcast, I said, I'm actually
more impressed that the chief could actually drive on three wheels.
Speaker 3: To me, that's the type of guy you want leading
your police department.
Speaker 2: But I said to him, go, that's a hell the
hell of drives either, that's it.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: Well, this is a police in in northern New Jersey.
They have accused their own chief of turning the department
into a twisted frat house. Allegations include him defecating on
the office floor. Now again, I want to know frat
houses well, but could you see like somebody, I mean,
we would be laughing and far on each other's pillows.
I'm trying to think if someone took a ship in
the middle of the floor somewhere, I think I would laugh.
Someone took a ship in the corner of Padams when
I was in college. No, it was not, it.
Speaker 1: Was That's why the place is now closed.
Speaker 3: Nice was somebody somebody actually from Fisher went and took
a picture of Paddam's. I mean, the buildings still there,
and I don't even know what it's used for anymore. Said, hey, ever,
remember hanging out here back in the nineties.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do we have created our space? When you
go bigger, we'll do it.
Speaker 1: I know the guy who poured the last beer patterns
before the cops walked in.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that. I want to buy
a building along the canal. I have a place in mind.
Speaker 1: I'm that serious real estate Billy.
Speaker 2: No, it's not even for sale, but I have a
place in mind.
Speaker 1: Give a vision anyway.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not buying anything. Uh, I can't afford to
pay attention.
Speaker 4: The squatting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we get squatters, right, podcasters get those two.
Speaker 2: This guy this chief elessedly okay with at all? And
tickets that they was through the roof.
Speaker 3: And viagra sounds like the two thousand and seven New
York Yankees.
Speaker 2: Who would spike. I'd be afraid of giving some guy. AfterAll,
I don't know much about I just thought it. Yeah,
so I thought it was helped you concentrate, and it's
people with adhd it almost Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's like you'll you'll work a lot, right, and I
go that one isn't so bad. The viagraa one that
thins your blood, and you could probably give some.
Speaker 4: Guy that you could beat the ship out of somebody
using your belly cli.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you could get a guy in trouble, like
if you're running in and you got a ball that
police officer, yeah, I am got legs he can't do that.
Then he even stabbed allegedly an officer in the crotch
with a hypodermic needle.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, dude, dude, right, dude.
Speaker 2: Like I could totally see I am and they don't
stop there. This guy allegedly this is sort of funny
sent sex toys and pride flags to officers homes as
a form of harassment.
Speaker 4: This guy sounds awesome and retaliated.
Speaker 2: Against those who spoke out by denying promotions and sticking
them on night shifts.
Speaker 4: The case sounds like the best boss ever.
Speaker 2: Well, I was like working for you. Well, dare you
this guy was.
Speaker 4: That's not a police office.
Speaker 2: That's listen, I wouldn't just like the.
Speaker 3: Colle Well, you're seeing the show that you see the
show Brooklyn nine nine. Yeah, Okay, so the first episode
they actually like flashed back to what happened when the
old police chief was running the show and how Andy
Sandberg they just screw around all the time before they
brought in the new.
Speaker 1: Guy who was all business and stuff. That's what it
sounds like.
Speaker 2: It does, it does, but this is like but that
was like playful stuff. And look, I'm sure things go
on in police precincts. You they're seeing the worst. You
don't call for a police officer because it's sunning out
and it's a nice day and the birds are chirping.
Speaker 1: You call it because something is horrifically bad. Well, in
the city of Rochester, if it's nice out.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, but I'm just saying anywhere right, they're seeing
so the stress that police officers are under, I could
see this as a way of blowing off steam. It's
a little far. I wouldn't be happy if someone spiked
my coffee, you know, not knowing what was going to do.
Speaker 1: You can have allergic reaction.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can have a heard ta. I mean, like
I told you, you shouldn't have a heart attake if
you're a cop and you're in shape.
Speaker 1: Dude, No, no, no, that's not the point though. If
you have more than one dose of viagra can kill you. Well,
I know some I know somebody who knew somebody. I've
had that happen.
Speaker 4: You know somebody who knows somebody.
Speaker 1: Okay, picture picture Dunkard, New York.
Speaker 4: They don't have kind of Dunkerk until two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: It's just around the same time.
Speaker 1: My dad worked with a guy. I come home from school, goes,
you're not going to leave this. Go on, I go,
let's telling you.
Speaker 2: When did viagra come around?
Speaker 1: Mid nineties?
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't remember, because.
Speaker 1: Like every old guy at the counter of Michael's restaurant
made viagrant jokes. I thought it was so clever.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well, what happened was this dude had he had
a wife at home that it knew, and then he
had a mistress and he decides to go on a vacation.
Speaker 1: Well he steel workers don't like take trips for work.
Speaker 2: And he died.
Speaker 1: He died.
Speaker 4: Yeah somethings story.
Speaker 3: No, No, this dude, this dude had a mistress and
he thought, well, if I if one via girl give
me a boner, two might make me last even longer.
And he took two and he kept dying. He had
a heart attack in bed. She calls nine one one
there in Florida and the cops are like, are you
this man's wife?
Speaker 1: And she's like, no, I'm his girlfriend. His wife lives
in so they had to call the wife. Yeah, and then,
like my father said, was those awkward way.
Speaker 2: We've had a similar situation on the podcast recently. I'll
tell you that. Really.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: I just go. It's hard to blur the lines between
office prankster and CEO. It's usually you got it right,
don't you like as the chief that if you want,
I might if I'm a chief, I may feed Deputy
Kevin go hey man, you should do this.
Speaker 4: Oh, you know Barnes is taking a dump on the floor.
Speaker 5: No, it's not.
Speaker 2: I mean that's the thing. I think the first sign
top of the list that your police chief is unhinged
is shitting on the floor. I mean that that right,
wouldn't that be there's the first sign the guy's like
that thing. So I don't know practical jokes, I don't
get it, but that I could we do a Hallmark movie.
Speaker 1: You can do a TV series whoa young.
Speaker 4: Girl comes back to the small town to clean up
the ship off the floors.
Speaker 2: She's the yes, No, she's.
Speaker 4: A internal affairs she's the officers, she's.
Speaker 1: A social worker.
Speaker 2: She's the person who has to come and identify who
shit it is. So she's like the DNA. She's a
DNA specialist. And she falls in love with the under
deputy who has d drank the coffee that's spiked with VIAT.
Speaker 1: He's trying to work his way up through the system,
but the big bad deputy who likes to be the
frat boy, is holding him back and holding him down.
Speaker 4: She's not concerned those dick's been hard for more than
four hours.
Speaker 2: The doctor, Well, it's weird because you would think at
some point it's like psychological warfare in a way, like
you're almost afraid to do anything, you know what I mean,
Like I don't know what move this guy. I don't
know that's the guy. You gotta get rid of it,
I think.
Speaker 3: I mean like it sounds like a fun idea for
a television show. It's not fun for real life.
Speaker 2: No, not at all, do that. No, but but it's funny.
Speaker 4: I'd work there five stars.
Speaker 2: Oh you you know, even as an employee, you start
to stay silent out of fear of retaliation. Oh yeah,
I think that was even happening in our local cases. Yes,
I think people were afraid to say anything.
Speaker 1: It was a code.
Speaker 2: Yeah. There's a lot of intimidation that goes on, I
think in politics in general. Right, you know, like the
twenty six year old plumber.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm not gonna be saying, I'm gonna laughing my ass.
Wait if big old fucking belly I walk in and
there's a big fucking shit in the floor at work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm laughing my fucking ass. I am too. I
am every time the fucking to is plugged at work,
we take pictures of the Senate.
Speaker 4: Oh, again, Kevin, Kevin.
Speaker 10: And over over over.
Speaker 2: We used to send uh pictures of uh what we
left in the toilet too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you each other, Yeah, you Tommy, Tommy Dumpy.
Speaker 2: I didn't know Rich, I didn't film.
Speaker 1: No, Tommy would get okay, Tommy would receive it.
Speaker 2: He would receive him and he would give you theah Tommy.
Speaker 3: Tommy did, however, take a picture of his hemorrhoid and
put it on the website. We got called on the
carpet for that one.
Speaker 2: He did do that, and he did uh.
Speaker 4: Horns going off. I'm gonna complete the shut up a cross.
Speaker 2: He uh filmed himself while he was on the toilet
and heard the noise and they got so mad. All right,
we'll take a moment. Kevin's got a game. Uh, we'll
do that. But also three from the Times wing Kid
that Danny had me the thing. It was the cup story.
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DJ DJ bias. He's been talking about it over a
five minutes. Word that's not I hurt. I got the system, Okay, everybody, Ah, yeah,
it's some DJ bias. He actually puts his phone number
on here. It's somewhere over in Europe. Euro trash. The
euro remas are awful. I had a neighbor who used
to come over whenever we had parties. He would drive
everybody out at the end of the night by playing
some shitty Britney remix but Donna euro trashman. This is
the outfield, everybody, not everybody. Many people say it's Rick Springfield.
Speaker 1: You said its ago, I said it.
Speaker 2: I said it.
Speaker 1: No, he did because I.
Speaker 2: Didn't say it because I knew it wasn't Rick Springfield.
I just didn't know it was the outfield.
Speaker 1: Was no, no, no, it's the same era.
Speaker 2: But I mean, man, those songs are so similar when
you think about it, like, holy shit, are they similar?
Oh that was my.
Speaker 4: It was a formula in the eighties.
Speaker 2: Well almost Hallmark movies.
Speaker 4: I'm serious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're absolutely right.
Speaker 1: All music really is formulaic.
Speaker 2: Matthew Johnson. I have a friend named matt Johnson, but
he's fifteen.
Speaker 4: I love it, You'll love it forever.
Speaker 2: Yeah. True. Matthew Johnson is fifty nine. Matthew Johnson is
on the the Times in Wayne County. He looks a
little older than fifty nine, but you know he's getting
the sixty. He's been a ball gage might be like
seventy is. Elaine Kramer is his wife. She's fifty one.
They were arrested following a complaint about a possibly intoxicated
or sick driver in Manchester. Intoxicated or sick. I didn't
know they had that law or that ident, because we
don't know if they're drunk, they may sick, they may
be having a medical emergency.
Speaker 1: By the way, Manchester, the hidden gem of Wayne County.
Speaker 2: Johnson was found driving under the influence after recklessly passing
and nearly hitting a marked police card. You know you
had too much to drink when you start playing chicken
with a marked police card, you know what I mean.
That's when he ever pretty fucked up. He was found
dry and passing and nearly hitting a marked up. Meanwhile,
his wife was arrested for obstructing governmental administrator refusing ply
with officers he was taking in jail, released to a
third sober party. I do a shit, are you bringing
that chief over here? And takes a ship on the floor,
So I go, this is rider die mentality gone wrong?
Is it not like you're gonna You're to the other
lane and almost got you killed.
Speaker 4: It's Wayne County.
Speaker 2: Well, but if that happens, take it out and defend.
Speaker 4: We're going I don't even know the phone looking up
fucking the lawyers.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's like what drives somebody to double down
on a bad decision. Like that's what I don't get.
That's the only thing I.
Speaker 1: Can immediately thought of. O. J. Simpson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they have a picture of her two
in there, didn't they?
Speaker 4: I think sorr y me over under any even of
teeth in her mouth?
Speaker 1: Well one nine and a half.
Speaker 2: Uh No, they don't have a picture of her, That's
what it was. They just have a picture of him,
him and he looks old for fifty nine to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're not far from that.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Dan really appreciate that, which is good.
Speaker 4: He's not having a party with Bruno Mars.
Speaker 2: Kill him. Uh yeah, because I go, and then Elaine
resisting arrest and obstructing, I go, Why do you think
you can win an argument with law enforcement? What makes
people honestly believe that? In the moment, I think I
just saw there isn't there video out there of a
guy in a clown outfit having an argument with a
police officer somewhere, And what makes you think that you
aren't going to win in a law You're just not
just behave yourself they got shipped to do.
Speaker 3: I think it's the self inflated sense of self times alcohol.
Speaker 1: I think that's the reason you lose your indipitions obviously.
Speaker 2: But have you ever stood by something like yeah, you know,
I I you try, you try to stand by you
love and care about to a to a point, I mean,
or like.
Speaker 1: You got to cut your losses what I know what
you made like I've had like.
Speaker 2: You know, you go from Lloyd, you go to self sabotage,
and in a way, you're almost an enabler. You're enabling
what is behavior that could have gotten you?
Speaker 3: Well, I had an incident once between a best friend
and brother and I'm like, oh gosh, like, how do
I navigate this christ.
Speaker 2: The guy the the guy of the center because hold math,
math math death. There you go and let me see
if I can zoom in on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he looks like a roadhouse guy.
Speaker 4: He does one of the guys with Hans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does look like a hanscrewber guy. Yeah, there
he is right there. Let's see. You're gonna try to zoom.
Speaker 4: I can't math to the left and action started the
right here.
Speaker 2: I'm stuck in the with you. You're very good's got
a game and I'm telling you one absolute favorites ever.
I love it on this story. Do you think that
like the woman.
Speaker 4: Got sasa too?
Speaker 2: What it looks like a sauce guy?
Speaker 1: What's the sauce guy? Okay?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 3: Do you think that this woman who standing by her
man do you think, oh yeah, yeah, he.
Speaker 1: Definitely looks guy.
Speaker 3: This woman may be abused and that she's playing stand
by your man, because it's like a domestic situation.
Speaker 9: A lot of times.
Speaker 4: Look at that guy, he looks like he couldn't even
fucking he's strong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what the people drunk people find
drunk people, Okay, ugly people.
Speaker 1: Desperate people fight desperate people. I think this woman's probably
I like.
Speaker 4: Daniels always finds Jim Beam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, It is true. All right, what do
we got here, Kevin? I gotta find it? Hold on
like the tyson Wayne Kenny, which standing by the way,
always writes the sports column in there.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I got a column three star in this week.
Speaker 2: Three stories.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I call it the nil world order. Then this
is the first time that there's that there's no mid
majors in the n cuable A sweet sixteen. Oh and
is it a fluke or is this going to be
the new normal? So I wrote about that. I wrote
about what majors are in. I mean, a nice little
note about anymore. Yeah, it's not goond happened anymore? Yeah,
well last year, last year majors of the Triple A.
But I also wrote a little anecdote about George four Way. Uh,
there's a scholar athlete the week who made a commitment
to Saint Bonaventure.
Speaker 2: What's that he had the biggest hands and those I
mean those were just like raw.
Speaker 1: He knocked out Michael Moore forty years forty six and.
Speaker 2: I was never in that grade. Like he wasn't a
cut guy, right, you know? He obviously powerful, but not
like Tyson was like Jack and even.
Speaker 1: Holy Field like a bodybuilding.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hollyfield Farmers when that fucked up? Muhammad Ali?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, ye Ali won the but I mean Ali
is an Ali without Foreman. I mean, let's let's get
let's make that clear. But this week's Times Away County,
so enjoy it. Very good on our baseball prediction.
Speaker 2: Here we go, oh in your baseball predictions.
Speaker 1: Which is who's gonna rise and who's gonna fall?
Speaker 2: Okay, we gotta get the title and the artist and
then the year.
Speaker 1: Malay Day, Come Malay Day, you're my butterfly.
Speaker 7: Come Monday Day, Come come Malday day.
Speaker 1: You're my butterfly.
Speaker 2: Gosh, bro, would your trunk ring?
Speaker 1: And I know because your leven gives me hies. It
keeps nothing that why but.
Speaker 9: If eyes or passing a mask? And could this be real?
Speaker 1: If I can't holst the only thing I really know.
Speaker 2: We quit the intro. Oh oh oh.
Speaker 1: The double You guys are talking this record up one
on one point three.
Speaker 6: The believing must be on my way.
Speaker 1: I can't visualize the panic.
Speaker 4: Don't know what it is from the next vacation soundtrack.
Just give me the answer.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. We used to make me cry.
Speaker 2: Less, thick, so much bigger than buy.
Speaker 5: Tad.
Speaker 4: Well, it's because he took two viager son and died
somewhere oh beneath the.
Speaker 2: So what thinking of hellove?
Speaker 4: I hope you cheer up?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean that was it. I was a
kid someway.
Speaker 9: Wan see you pray, moment of sel that house.
Speaker 4: Jump.
Speaker 9: To go.
Speaker 1: But this was a marriage of steering. Why am I
blanking out? Why am I blanking out? They're a gay keep.
They opened up for guns of rollo sexual Englishman. I'm
sorry they opened up for Yeah, gosh, why am I
planking out?
Speaker 2: But it makes.
Speaker 1: It's like one word.
Speaker 2: I'm doing terrible in this one's missed the title the
other one.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, okay, so lowly and you were looking
down on me, lost down in space, laid and I
should know this too.
Speaker 4: The next one's got the ten.
Speaker 1: Watch your float away.
Speaker 4: I'll give you ten points for naming the television show
this one on four And the hint is it's currently
in development, free reboot. It's the original cast.
Speaker 9: Door just in Town, down the five, Gotta meet the
new boss by Heady again the phone in the shop.
Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, either one yet?
Speaker 2: All right, Come come my lady.
Speaker 4: But I found Butterfly Crazy Town nineteen ninety eight, I said, nineteen.
Speaker 2: Ninety seven, nineteen ninety nine, So I'm two. Danny should
be even.
Speaker 1: So I got one.
Speaker 2: You should be down one. You should be minus one
one under because you got the title the artists, and
then you're off by one year or you're even? Is
he even? No? I don't know is either even? All right?
This is sticks babe?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: And I said nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 4: Seven nine six with babe, I'm leaving.
Speaker 2: So well, all right, so I'm still a two that
is expected to be Dave came.
Speaker 1: I have no one ready to go. I think the
band's part of the name is Manica.
Speaker 4: The band were.
Speaker 3: Republica Okay, ready to go ninetety five, I said, seen
ninety six.
Speaker 2: Oh that's where I went right in the shitter I
had public right so eleven.
Speaker 1: Now this was on the entail soundtrack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't I said it was people Bryson.
Speaker 1: I said people Bryson. I don't remember that.
Speaker 2: I don't remember the chick and I started nineteeny one,
eighty eight.
Speaker 4: The song is somewhere out there Linda Ron's names Ingram
nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 2: Eighty Oh wow, that's that old.
Speaker 1: I say it like.
Speaker 2: Eighty eight was like Astra, this is John Hyatt eighty five,
I said, nineteen eighty six, but way c love, cry love,
cry love, motherfucker cry love. You know it is.
Speaker 4: It is cry love, John Hyatt, Yes, nineteen.
Speaker 2: Eighty six, nineteen ninety five, ninety five, ninety five, fuck escape, fuck.
Speaker 1: You is faith, no more, no more no. I just
can't remember the title of the song epic.
Speaker 2: Oh this would have been. I wrote two thousand and
one ninety nineteen eighty nine, Game's over, Daddy, Game's over.
I'm not even keeping score, so bad.
Speaker 4: Okay, hellman, fucking crumble up and throw it at me.
Speaker 2: It was nineteen ninety five. This is our lady piece,
It is our press something We're out there somewhere.
Speaker 1: I thought, like it could be two our lady, I've
already won.
Speaker 2: So what is it he might get? He might get?
Speaker 4: No, I have no idea the name of the show.
Speaker 2: No, you turn it off, say it's.
Speaker 1: Called Billy anyway, So it's called Billified.
Speaker 2: Are they redoing Scrubs?
Speaker 4: They're rebooting it?
Speaker 2: Okay? Actors are most guys are wearing a lot of
commercials together.
Speaker 4: They do a podcast too.
Speaker 2: All they do they scrushed.
Speaker 4: They did a rewatch of all these episodes. Fantastic podcast.
They did all scrub.
Speaker 13: They did a poll of all like, uh, doctors and
nurses and stuff to ask them, what tech show is
the everyday doctor show?
Speaker 9: Over?
Speaker 1: House over?
Speaker 2: House shi it over?
Speaker 4: They had a doctor. The guy that the show is
based on was Bill Lawrence's roommate in college. Okay, and
he was always on set and he made sure that everything.
Speaker 1: Was That's what house. Well, that's what they did with
House too.
Speaker 3: They said, well House was bad hat Harry created House
and Scrubs. So I wonder no, no bad had had
his production company. They owned the bulk because they would
make references to each other's shows. On each other's shows.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's the other one that? Oh yeah, you are.
What's the one that is that accurate?
Speaker 1: No, it's it's no.
Speaker 4: It seems like it is already five second years.
Speaker 3: It's like the Simpsons. They even removed the main character,
they still can't remove all of me. Well yeah, well
like Doc Meredith Ray was the was the centerpiece of Joe.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, Joe Cocker. It was not Joe green Day,
the Seventh Day. I was actually not a bad guess
none of these right, No, it's just somewhere out there, yeah,
somewhere out there.
Speaker 1: So, like, how do you get point that point in
the trail?
Speaker 2: No, you do it for the years. So how many
offer are you by? The year? Enter is nineteen eighty
nine and teny one, two years. You're off by two years,
but you get the artist and the title. Yes, correct,
So now you're zero. Oh it's like it's it's like golf.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like golf.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So now you're at zero and then like I'm
way over. I just I gave up. Yeah went Aaron,
I hit onto another.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: I love the fact that you ship the bad and
the question that made you ship the bad wasn't John
Hya No, it wasn't I should the bed before then
you bet on Joe, you're off by like ten years.
Speaker 2: No, yes, that was the towel, and I did because
I was a tape hang on.
Speaker 4: I was off by I was take the tape down.
Speaker 2: Then I was off by five years on the previous
one that had me and then the extra ten John
Hi had finished you off by I was off by
but by that point it was over. I knew. I
didn't know the next Can you just take the tape off? Yes,
I can take the game. You know we should do.
Speaker 1: We should make you love the.
Speaker 2: Game so much whatever?
Speaker 4: What always when you said, okay, Danny shot and when
he's induce like that, it makes me even betterer.
Speaker 1: We hang banners, Yes, we can.
Speaker 2: Hang back actually you know what, Yes, to make a banner.
If you made the banner, I would hang the banner absolutely.
Speaker 4: And by you he means you don't make Boo with
her little cricket get you probably got a little thicker
that's been.
Speaker 1: Working on some projects. But she got to pick musical
coming out in May?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 4: Annie?
Speaker 2: And she's with little Yeah that's why. What isn't a
hard knocked life? Yeah, I've had like a single husband lately,
Little school seventh eighth, Yeah, sixth seventh day sixthat group ever, Uh,
I don't know. I don't know high school. I found
less drama. I thought the kids were great when I
was subthering, and I don't know straight Yeah, I mean
like it's it's tough because they're all going through changes
and she got feelings and there's a girl and they
don't do it.
Speaker 3: Or there's no experience, but but they're told, they're told
that they know everything, or they believe they know everything,
but they have no life experience, which, of course comed
ever all of that, you end up with your wife
getting CODEB DWS.
Speaker 2: No everything. The Yankees end up winning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, watched.
Speaker 2: I watched the end of it. I was waiting to
see because it was a kind of a dramatic finish
with the.
Speaker 1: Brewers Welcome to New York, Devil Williams. Yeah, and then
he shot Wetland.
Speaker 2: Through a couple of the dirt there. Manna give your
money as usual and bring on a good game.
Speaker 4: I love you when you're sat, I'm sat, we're looking.
I'm so inside for for the biggest Yankee fan that
I a longtime Yankee.
Speaker 2: Fan, Dan Barillo, I'm film man. Oh, By the way,
Dan does deserve a banner for all the winds II
you
Speaker 9: See somewhere