Speaker 1: Caalaroga Shark media.
Speaker 2: Hitter Johnny mackpool Side with your daily comedy news. My
life advice to everyone is, when you get a nice day,
take it. So we are outside today. Shane Gillis sold
seventy six thousand, two hundred and twelve tickets for his
show at Lincoln Financial Field. Let's just stop for a
second because you can easily glaze over that number. Seventy
six thousand, two hundred and twelve tickets football stadium. We're
not talking about Madison Square Garden anymore, which used to
be like the gold standard football stadium. Seventy six thousand,
two hundred and twelve tickets. Take that number in seventy
six thousand people at a comedy show Shane Gillis, who
was canceled and not on Saturday Night Live, remember that.
With seventy two hundred twelve tickets sold, Shane Gillis broke
the Guinness World Record for most tickets sold for a
comedy show by a solo comedian. The previous record Mario
Barth performed for sixty seven, seven hundred and thirty three
people at the Olympia Stadion in Berlin in two thousand
and eight. Who's Mario Barth? I don't know either, but
we have Google. Wikipedia tells us. Mario Wolfgang Barth is
a German comedian who mainly deals with the interactions between
men and women. In two thousand and four, Barth published
a dictionary for men to understand women. He sold two
million of them. The dictionary was also sold internationally in
various countries such as South Korea, the Netherlands, the Czech Republic,
Japan and Poland. In two thousand and eighty, established the
new world record in the category live comedy with the
largest audience. He broke the previous record of fifteen nine
hundred comedy visitors by Chris Rock at a show in London.
Do you want to hear a clip? Well, I have
good news for you. Mario Barth Channel has posted a
comedy clip of him, translated by the YouTube AI. So
judge this one on a curve. Here's Mario Borth.
Speaker 3: Hey, let's be honest. Let's be completely honest. These permanent
construction sites, we men love them. We love construction sites.
We stop and don't understand women, But we men stop
at construction sites even if there's a sign somewhere saying
it's freshly painted.
Speaker 4: Do you hear the.
Speaker 3: Sign saying to you, well, do you believe me? Women
just keep going, But you, as a man, you want
to keep saying no, I don't think, I know, I
don't know, and you have.
Speaker 4: To go there.
Speaker 3: And the fact is you're right. We love construction sites.
We stop. We touch things too. Men can't see with
their eyes. We have to touch things.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're curious. Naomi Watanabe holds the record for most
tickets sold for comedy show by a solo female comedian.
The Japanese comic sold forty four, three hundred and fifty
six tickets for her set at the Tokyo Dome in
twenty twenty six. At Lincoln Financial Field, home of the
Philadelphia Eagles, former Eagles center Jason Kelsey. His sister in
law is Taylor Swift. Jason Kelsey came out led the
pack stadium in an eag l e s chant. Kelsey
then brought out Philadelphia rapper Meek Mill. Other performers at
the show included Big Jay Oakerson and Dave Chappelle. The
show took place under all that smug If you were
in the Northeast last week, we had the smoke from
the Canadian fires. A Code Purple designation meant that the
air was considered unhealthy for everyone, not just those with
respiratory conditions. Some local attractions and community events were canceled
because of the smoke, but Shane Gillis's show did go on.
Some people didn't think it was the most diverse show
in terms of crowd. Shane Gillis was joined on stage
by Dave Chappelle. Shane attacked that notion dead on and
slipped into his Trump impression. The audio is not great here,
and I made a minor edit for language. But let's
listen what's.
Speaker 4: Going on there? And I said, mis president, can please
have the air for us? Is a gallery of whites.
Let me say, sir, it's the largest gallery of whites.
And then his in Philadelphia. Well then we love it.
We're gonna send you the muster. The guys who bombed Jaman,
how about the bombsamore unbelievable, how they bomb Jaman?
Speaker 1: And we we used the N word. We use nuclear.
That's one of his best quotes. And I call it
the N word.
Speaker 4: It's on sixty minutes. It's like yo, He's about to
say the Edward over sixty minutes. He's like, you know
the Edwards going around lately, you know the little ship
Allen D. S. Bryants. It's like, let'll be a tough
one to defendo. He hit the N word over sixty minutes.
I'd be like, I've been defending you for a while.
That'd be a tough one.
Speaker 1: But I'm trying to figure out is how do you
promote a show himself?
Speaker 4: Delvin and that old black people hear about it? Hey,
you know it's funny. I love. I was like, there's
one black person that's Tiffany Hadiship. I was sitting in
the bank with Tiffy. Ads from Nick.
Speaker 2: Mills like we got it on Netflix today. It is
the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor at the now
re renamed Kennedy Center. This year's winner was Bill Maher.
You can put on Netflix tonight and watch Bill Maher
with his friends Louis C. K Whitney Cummings, Jay Leno,
Borderline Impressionist, Matt Friend, Woody Harrison, John Mellencamp, and Steven A. Smith,
the greats of comedy. There is a trailer. In this
trailer you will hear from Woody Whitney, Jay Leno met
friend to doing Trump.
Speaker 4: Louis C.
Speaker 2: K some edits for language and I did omit Stephen A. Smith,
I think for language. I pulled this clip three days ago.
I can't remember, but I left myself a note here
to address that I did take Steven A. Smith out
of the clip. Finally, an award from my dear friend. Tonight,
we're here to honor Bill Maher with the Mark Twain Prize.
Speaker 5: Becoming a political comedian is like becoming a surgeon and
choosing colo rectal.
Speaker 3: Bill and I used to talk about the Lord Thomas
and we'll reach out to you the other side, try
and see even bring people more in.
Speaker 2: He did, and now both sides Hay, we're up.
Speaker 4: Mark Twain. He's a great America.
Speaker 6: If you sailed the Mississippi, which used to be called
the Mississippi before the crazy Democrats made a transition.
Speaker 2: These are sick people. He doesn't like kids, and he
smokes a lot of pot and me and thanks.
Speaker 4: God's stupid show business.
Speaker 6: Of wards are just the opinion of who sometimes we
don't even know, usually just some very small group of
people who are harboring God knows what kind of taste
or agenda. Having said that, thank you so much for this.
Speaker 2: Bill Maher was on NPR's Newsmaker's podcast. He defended Louis c.
You may recall Louis c K. He got in some
trouble years ago. Bill Maher said, anyone who's still mad
at that has no concept of appropriate punishment. People just
want to believe what they want to believe. So when
the jury comes out on the side, you like, oh, perfect,
the jury spoke. But when they don't, it's like, oh no,
screw that, forget it. I don't care about the police investigations.
I don't care about the exonerations. Either the law means
something or not, and not every punishment should be forever.
Bill Maher was asked by having a Louis c. K
at the unrenamed Kennedy Center. Was he just inviting a
friend or was it some sort of statement. Bill Maher said,
it's already been told of the world. Do we have
to just dwell on this forever? People get like two
years for rape. The weird sort of no rules for
how we meet our punishment in this country for offenders
is pretty weird. Chloe Feinneman has left Saturday Night Live
after seven seasons. This is the first publicly confirmed cast
update going into season fifty two. On Instagram, Chloe Fineman wrote,
it's really hard to leave us and l but it
does feel like the right time. I'm gonna miss it
a lot, but the people who work there in my
family and at places my home, and I know I'll
never be too far away. I just got a text
from my daughter. She's at the beach. She too understands
when you get a nice, beautiful day, enjoy it. So
I'm planning on taking a nap in the sun after
I record here. I digress. This is more of Chloe's
statement every day I was lucky enough to be sprandled
by the best people in the business, and I was
constantly amazed watching them work. I'm definitely not the first
to make this observation, but it really is funny looking
back at it all now, because at the show you
get so invested in everything you work on, you sob uncontrollably.
When your sketch isn't picked, You storm into a producer's
office telling them they just made the biggest mistake of
their lives. You call everyone you know to complain, and
then you look back a few years later, and it
was a sketch called Lipstick for Thick Dogs. That's funny.
Apparently the reason she is leaving is to star in
the Netflix adaptation of Harlan Coben's Myron Bulletsar with Fineman
off the lineup. Sarah Sherman is currently the solo female
main cast member. It is assumed Ashley Padilla and Jane
Wickline will be promoted to main cast. Perhaps Veronica Slowakowska
also makes it she's a featured player. Ask Lauren Michaels, now,
nothing is easy. Page six had to throw some shade,
and insider tells Page six, LOI, we could rub people
the wrong way at times. She got along really well
with some cast members, but not everyone clicked with her.
Some cast members felt like she expected people to accommodate
her and assumed everyone would adjust to her schedule and preferences.
The insider added, it wasn't some huge feud or anything
like that. A second source close to the show told
Page six, there's no truth to this. Christina pe she
has split up with husband Tom Sigura. She went on
social media and wrote thank you for all the kind messages.
This is a really difficult time for our family. Episodes
of YMH are pre recorded in advance, hence no mention
of recent events. Just know your mommy loves he and
we'll see you very soon. Did you watch the World Cup?
I think everybody did. Spain won. Spoilers Trevor Noah said,
amazing game, crazy game, red card, good goal, fantastic. But
everyone's gonna ask what would have happened if Argentina had
eleven men on the field. I guess we'll never know.
Kevin Hart was out and about at the World Cup.
He showed up at the Pitch Side Club to perform
celebrity karaoke. He sang Michael Jackson's The Way You Make
Me Feel. He called the World Cup breathtaking. It's all
or nothing, so much riding on these games for these countries,
because there's a lot of not just fanfare, but a
lot of meaning and integrity. There's so much that goes
into it. Stephen Colbert was on social media for the
first time since hanging up The Late Show. I remember
there used to be a thing called The Late Show
and Steven Colbert hosted it, and like nobody seems to
miss it. Stephen Colbert posted happy seventh birthday Benny. Benny
is a dark brown Boykin Spaniel and apparently it was
Benny's birthday. I like recording outside with the cicadas and whatnot.
It's fun. The Montreal Comedy Festival is underway. Let's see
what's happening tonight. The Big Show tonight is an evening
with David Letterman and special guest Will Arnett. There's a
pretty good lineup as we get into the festival proper
now British at seven o'clock, Nasty Show at seven, Bamford
at seven, some French New Faces at eight, Martin Demini
at nine thirty, and the Culture Show at nine to thirty.
They did announce the cast of New Faces. I'll cover
that intomorrow's show. If you need something to watch today,
of course you can watch Bill Maher. There's also Willie
Max Good Dad, Bad Father. That's on the eight hundred
pound Gorilla Channel. Kyle Gordon will have a new album
and Daniel Radcliffe Harry Potter will narrate it. Yeah, what's
this about? Kyle Gordon's third album, Kyle Gordon Is Everywhere,
will feature a narration by Daniel Radcliffe. The album will
be out October second. It features Daniel Radcliffe performing a
David Attenborough esque narration during the album's interludes. The album's
first single, Mister Jambo, is out Now through the persona
of a prototypical cringe American tourist named Barry Bergen. The
song satirizes Paul Simon's graceland. There's an accompanying music video
filmed in South Africa.
Speaker 5: Hey there, mister Johnbo out there in the African sun?
Do you ever get time? Hey there, mister John Bo,
will you share with me.
Speaker 4: Your soul?
Speaker 5: And then he told me, well, I couldn't speak his language.
You couldn't even understand door.
Speaker 4: What I knew his meaning was what I.
Speaker 5: Decided I had heard, he.
Speaker 4: Said, the love boy.
Speaker 2: This is elaborate again. This album is called Kyle Gordon
Is Everywhere. His first album, Kyle Gordon Is Great, features
two thousands country music and pop punk emo parodies. His
second album, Kyle Gordon Is Wonderful, satirizes folk pop and
British rap. This album pokes fun at a dozen genres,
including indie sleez pop, Disney Channel era, between bops, and
late nineties mini van rock. In a statement, Kyle Gordon
said with Kyle Gordon is everywhere. I feel like I've
achieved my goal of creating a comprehensive, cohesive comedy album
that is enjoyable as a whole piece, but also a
collection of very fun, funny and catchy pop songs. I
also feel as though I finally found that perfect balance.
The songs are funny without sacrificing the songwriting. Essentially, they
are a bunch of great pop songs that are also funny.
And that is your comedy news for today. I have
an awesome day.
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