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Speaker 1: Caalaroga Shark media.

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Speaker 2: Hitter Johnny mackpool Side with your daily comedy news. My

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life advice to everyone is, when you get a nice day,

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take it. So we are outside today. Shane Gillis sold

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seventy six thousand, two hundred and twelve tickets for his

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show at Lincoln Financial Field. Let's just stop for a

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second because you can easily glaze over that number. Seventy

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six thousand, two hundred and twelve tickets football stadium. We're

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not talking about Madison Square Garden anymore, which used to

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be like the gold standard football stadium. Seventy six thousand,

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two hundred and twelve tickets. Take that number in seventy

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six thousand people at a comedy show Shane Gillis, who

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was canceled and not on Saturday Night Live, remember that.

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With seventy two hundred twelve tickets sold, Shane Gillis broke

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the Guinness World Record for most tickets sold for a

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comedy show by a solo comedian. The previous record Mario

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Barth performed for sixty seven, seven hundred and thirty three

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people at the Olympia Stadion in Berlin in two thousand

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and eight. Who's Mario Barth? I don't know either, but

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we have Google. Wikipedia tells us. Mario Wolfgang Barth is

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a German comedian who mainly deals with the interactions between

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men and women. In two thousand and four, Barth published

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a dictionary for men to understand women. He sold two

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million of them. The dictionary was also sold internationally in

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various countries such as South Korea, the Netherlands, the Czech Republic,

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Japan and Poland. In two thousand and eighty, established the

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new world record in the category live comedy with the

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largest audience. He broke the previous record of fifteen nine

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hundred comedy visitors by Chris Rock at a show in London.

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Do you want to hear a clip? Well, I have

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good news for you. Mario Barth Channel has posted a

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comedy clip of him, translated by the YouTube AI. So

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judge this one on a curve. Here's Mario Borth.

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Speaker 3: Hey, let's be honest. Let's be completely honest. These permanent

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construction sites, we men love them. We love construction sites.

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We stop and don't understand women, But we men stop

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at construction sites even if there's a sign somewhere saying

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it's freshly painted.

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Speaker 4: Do you hear the.

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Speaker 3: Sign saying to you, well, do you believe me? Women

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just keep going, But you, as a man, you want

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to keep saying no, I don't think, I know, I

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don't know, and you have.

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Speaker 4: To go there.

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Speaker 3: And the fact is you're right. We love construction sites.

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We stop. We touch things too. Men can't see with

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their eyes. We have to touch things.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're curious. Naomi Watanabe holds the record for most

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tickets sold for comedy show by a solo female comedian.

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The Japanese comic sold forty four, three hundred and fifty

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six tickets for her set at the Tokyo Dome in

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twenty twenty six. At Lincoln Financial Field, home of the

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Philadelphia Eagles, former Eagles center Jason Kelsey. His sister in

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law is Taylor Swift. Jason Kelsey came out led the

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pack stadium in an eag l e s chant. Kelsey

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then brought out Philadelphia rapper Meek Mill. Other performers at

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the show included Big Jay Oakerson and Dave Chappelle. The

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show took place under all that smug If you were

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in the Northeast last week, we had the smoke from

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the Canadian fires. A Code Purple designation meant that the

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air was considered unhealthy for everyone, not just those with

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respiratory conditions. Some local attractions and community events were canceled

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because of the smoke, but Shane Gillis's show did go on.

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Some people didn't think it was the most diverse show

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in terms of crowd. Shane Gillis was joined on stage

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by Dave Chappelle. Shane attacked that notion dead on and

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slipped into his Trump impression. The audio is not great here,

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and I made a minor edit for language. But let's

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listen what's.

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Speaker 4: Going on there? And I said, mis president, can please

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have the air for us? Is a gallery of whites.

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Let me say, sir, it's the largest gallery of whites.

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And then his in Philadelphia. Well then we love it.

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We're gonna send you the muster. The guys who bombed Jaman,

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how about the bombsamore unbelievable, how they bomb Jaman?

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Speaker 1: And we we used the N word. We use nuclear.

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That's one of his best quotes. And I call it

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the N word.

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Speaker 4: It's on sixty minutes. It's like yo, He's about to

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say the Edward over sixty minutes. He's like, you know

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the Edwards going around lately, you know the little ship

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Allen D. S. Bryants. It's like, let'll be a tough

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one to defendo. He hit the N word over sixty minutes.

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I'd be like, I've been defending you for a while.

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That'd be a tough one.

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Speaker 1: But I'm trying to figure out is how do you

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promote a show himself?

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Speaker 4: Delvin and that old black people hear about it? Hey,

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you know it's funny. I love. I was like, there's

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one black person that's Tiffany Hadiship. I was sitting in

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the bank with Tiffy. Ads from Nick.

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Speaker 2: Mills like we got it on Netflix today. It is

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the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor at the now

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re renamed Kennedy Center. This year's winner was Bill Maher.

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You can put on Netflix tonight and watch Bill Maher

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with his friends Louis C. K Whitney Cummings, Jay Leno,

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Borderline Impressionist, Matt Friend, Woody Harrison, John Mellencamp, and Steven A. Smith,

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the greats of comedy. There is a trailer. In this

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trailer you will hear from Woody Whitney, Jay Leno met

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friend to doing Trump.

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Speaker 4: Louis C.

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Speaker 2: K some edits for language and I did omit Stephen A. Smith,

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I think for language. I pulled this clip three days ago.

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I can't remember, but I left myself a note here

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to address that I did take Steven A. Smith out

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of the clip. Finally, an award from my dear friend. Tonight,

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we're here to honor Bill Maher with the Mark Twain Prize.

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Speaker 5: Becoming a political comedian is like becoming a surgeon and

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choosing colo rectal.

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Speaker 3: Bill and I used to talk about the Lord Thomas

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and we'll reach out to you the other side, try

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and see even bring people more in.

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Speaker 2: He did, and now both sides Hay, we're up.

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Speaker 4: Mark Twain. He's a great America.

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Speaker 6: If you sailed the Mississippi, which used to be called

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the Mississippi before the crazy Democrats made a transition.

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Speaker 2: These are sick people. He doesn't like kids, and he

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smokes a lot of pot and me and thanks.

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Speaker 4: God's stupid show business.

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Speaker 6: Of wards are just the opinion of who sometimes we

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don't even know, usually just some very small group of

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people who are harboring God knows what kind of taste

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or agenda. Having said that, thank you so much for this.

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Speaker 2: Bill Maher was on NPR's Newsmaker's podcast. He defended Louis c.

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You may recall Louis c K. He got in some

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trouble years ago. Bill Maher said, anyone who's still mad

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at that has no concept of appropriate punishment. People just

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want to believe what they want to believe. So when

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the jury comes out on the side, you like, oh, perfect,

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the jury spoke. But when they don't, it's like, oh no,

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screw that, forget it. I don't care about the police investigations.

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I don't care about the exonerations. Either the law means

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something or not, and not every punishment should be forever.

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Bill Maher was asked by having a Louis c. K

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at the unrenamed Kennedy Center. Was he just inviting a

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friend or was it some sort of statement. Bill Maher said,

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it's already been told of the world. Do we have

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to just dwell on this forever? People get like two

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years for rape. The weird sort of no rules for

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how we meet our punishment in this country for offenders

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is pretty weird. Chloe Feinneman has left Saturday Night Live

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after seven seasons. This is the first publicly confirmed cast

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update going into season fifty two. On Instagram, Chloe Fineman wrote,

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it's really hard to leave us and l but it

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does feel like the right time. I'm gonna miss it

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a lot, but the people who work there in my

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family and at places my home, and I know I'll

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never be too far away. I just got a text

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from my daughter. She's at the beach. She too understands

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when you get a nice, beautiful day, enjoy it. So

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I'm planning on taking a nap in the sun after

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I record here. I digress. This is more of Chloe's

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statement every day I was lucky enough to be sprandled

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by the best people in the business, and I was

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constantly amazed watching them work. I'm definitely not the first

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to make this observation, but it really is funny looking

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back at it all now, because at the show you

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get so invested in everything you work on, you sob uncontrollably.

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When your sketch isn't picked, You storm into a producer's

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office telling them they just made the biggest mistake of

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their lives. You call everyone you know to complain, and

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then you look back a few years later, and it

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was a sketch called Lipstick for Thick Dogs. That's funny.

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Apparently the reason she is leaving is to star in

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the Netflix adaptation of Harlan Coben's Myron Bulletsar with Fineman

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off the lineup. Sarah Sherman is currently the solo female

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main cast member. It is assumed Ashley Padilla and Jane

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Wickline will be promoted to main cast. Perhaps Veronica Slowakowska

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also makes it she's a featured player. Ask Lauren Michaels, now,

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nothing is easy. Page six had to throw some shade,

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and insider tells Page six, LOI, we could rub people

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the wrong way at times. She got along really well

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with some cast members, but not everyone clicked with her.

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her and assumed everyone would adjust to her schedule and preferences.

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like that. A second source close to the show told

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Page six, there's no truth to this. Christina pe she

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has split up with husband Tom Sigura. She went on

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social media and wrote thank you for all the kind messages.

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This is a really difficult time for our family. Episodes

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of YMH are pre recorded in advance, hence no mention

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of recent events. Just know your mommy loves he and

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we'll see you very soon. Did you watch the World Cup?

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I think everybody did. Spain won. Spoilers Trevor Noah said,

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amazing game, crazy game, red card, good goal, fantastic. But

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everyone's gonna ask what would have happened if Argentina had

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eleven men on the field. I guess we'll never know.

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Kevin Hart was out and about at the World Cup.

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He showed up at the Pitch Side Club to perform

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celebrity karaoke. He sang Michael Jackson's The Way You Make

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Me Feel. He called the World Cup breathtaking. It's all

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miss it. Stephen Colbert posted happy seventh birthday Benny. Benny

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Benny's birthday. I like recording outside with the cicadas and whatnot.

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It's fun. The Montreal Comedy Festival is underway. Let's see

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what's happening tonight. The Big Show tonight is an evening

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now British at seven o'clock, Nasty Show at seven, Bamford

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at seven, some French New Faces at eight, Martin Demini

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They did announce the cast of New Faces. I'll cover

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that intomorrow's show. If you need something to watch today,

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of course you can watch Bill Maher. There's also Willie

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Max Good Dad, Bad Father. That's on the eight hundred

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pound Gorilla Channel. Kyle Gordon will have a new album

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and Daniel Radcliffe Harry Potter will narrate it. Yeah, what's

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this about? Kyle Gordon's third album, Kyle Gordon Is Everywhere,

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will feature a narration by Daniel Radcliffe. The album will

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be out October second. It features Daniel Radcliffe performing a

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David Attenborough esque narration during the album's interludes. The album's

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first single, Mister Jambo, is out Now through the persona

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of a prototypical cringe American tourist named Barry Bergen. The

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song satirizes Paul Simon's graceland. There's an accompanying music video

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Speaker 5: Hey there, mister Johnbo out there in the African sun?

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Do you ever get time? Hey there, mister John Bo,

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will you share with me.

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Speaker 4: Your soul?

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Speaker 5: And then he told me, well, I couldn't speak his language.

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Speaker 4: What I knew his meaning was what I.

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Speaker 5: Decided I had heard, he.

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Speaker 4: Said, the love boy.

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Speaker 2: This is elaborate again. This album is called Kyle Gordon

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Is Everywhere. His first album, Kyle Gordon Is Great, features

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two thousands country music and pop punk emo parodies. His

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second album, Kyle Gordon Is Wonderful, satirizes folk pop and

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British rap. This album pokes fun at a dozen genres,

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including indie sleez pop, Disney Channel era, between bops, and

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late nineties mini van rock. In a statement, Kyle Gordon

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said with Kyle Gordon is everywhere. I feel like I've

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achieved my goal of creating a comprehensive, cohesive comedy album

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that is enjoyable as a whole piece, but also a

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collection of very fun, funny and catchy pop songs. I

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also feel as though I finally found that perfect balance.

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The songs are funny without sacrificing the songwriting. Essentially, they

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are a bunch of great pop songs that are also funny.

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And that is your comedy news for today. I have

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an awesome day.

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