Speaker 1: Good boy from Hell.
Speaker 2: It's you, good buddy, You're good friend, good pal, your
possible brother from another mother.
Speaker 1: Clayton here with Chris. Chris say, Hi, Hi, I'm dead
and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where
we interview everyone in Hell.
Speaker 3: Everybody.
Speaker 1: Thank you Clayton for having me. I don't know why
I said that. I'm always on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this is in your first episode. I
think this is technically our one hundred and tenth eleventh
something like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've lost count.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've had a lot of episodes together, Chris, a
lot of episodes. Let's not focus on the past. Let's
talk about the future. Hey, talk about Patreon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: We got a bunch of lovely Patreon people, and some
of them submitted Q and a Chris, Yes, maybe it.
Speaker 1: Was some Q and A. We got a question from Samber.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Samber laid on me.
Speaker 1: Samber asked, did Clayton and or Chris make any friends
while we were in heaven? Oh? I mean there's the
friend for everyone. Jesus.
Speaker 2: We're not gonna talk about Jesus, don't. We don't talk
about Jesus. Okay, Sorry, I did meet a guy named Hayeseus,
and at first, admittedly I was very arm's length. I
was like, are you are you the one? Are you
are you the Jesus? And he was like no, and
then I was like, okay, a right, we're cool. We're cool,
And then Jyzeus is pretty cool. God, don't remember a
lick of information about that guy. He just listened to
me rant and talked for a while and he was
really cool of him, kind of like everyone here, yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
I like Djazus. Honestly, everybody else is too goodie goody
two shoes or I was going to like choir practice,
and it's just it was not my vibe.
Speaker 1: There were the orgies.
Speaker 2: There were the orgies that I did not get invited to.
Speaker 1: They are very exclusive.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's the misunderstanding about heaven is everyone thinks like, oh,
you know, you have to live this holy life on earth,
and then you get to live this you know, holy
life in heaven where you're like, you know, you're good
and every day we're oh, we're singing the praise of
the Lord. No, it's actually it's rotten stuff, terrible stuff.
It's like you lived your whole mortal life doing good
things so that you can have your after life up
in heaven doing like nasty things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you also still have to be cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to pass a vibe check, and sometimes
some people don't pass that vibe check. Chris, let's move on. Okay,
next question.
Speaker 1: We got a question from Christopher McCloud. I've heard all
dogs go to heaven, which we've covered, but are there
any pets in Hell? Can you smuggle a dog in?
Do cats and other animals make it to Hell? Or
is it just hellbyes?
Speaker 2: We had ol what's his face? The three headed dog
Servius servers? Yeah, how could I forget that episode? There
are some pets. It's mostly hell beasts, but you know,
oftentimes we have had like Gerbils, hamsters, pet wraps being
smuggled in through the asses of their owners. Yes, I
think like they're dying wishes that they have their pet
down with them in Hell, and we call it the loophole.
It's kind of more of a poophole. But they will
smuggle sometimes. I've seen I've seen anaconda's ana kon. I've
seen them get up to the size of porcupine one time,
don't know how.
Speaker 1: They did that. Oh, smuggle that in though, and anaconda?
How do you get an I guess if you're all
the way up your intestines.
Speaker 2: Is it? Yeah, No, it's a pretty slow process. Actually,
we saw the guy sneak the anaconda up through his asshole.
We're like, that is great, We're gonna take that. That's
a good torture. Put a pin in that. But yeah,
it's a very slow process and you basically have to
lure the anaconda up your ass. It takes hours, if
not days, depending on the size of the thing. But
this guy, it was an eight footer. I mean it
was oh wow, it must have taken a while.
Speaker 1: But what if the anaconda has eaten another animal, so
it's got that big lump in it, so it's still digesting.
It's almost like a reverse it's like digesting while digesting.
That's a lot of layers. There's a lot of layers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like what are they called those t durkin
the thing in thanks Giving stuff, Animals within animals.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like that.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we have had technically one person die, but
four beings came down with him. Wow, he had the anaconda.
He had a cat within the anaconda, and then a
mouse within the cat. If we want to get into
the real nitty gritty of it, I mean the mouse
had fleas, so I mean, yeah, you know, then we're
just continuing bacteria. I mean, this guy set a new
record for number of things to come down in Hell
at once. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of like that old lady's swallowed up? What
you swallow Dick?
Speaker 2: I don't know what.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we got one last question. Okay, this is from
Creeper Cry. Who's a guest that will never be on
the show? Ooh and why oh man?
Speaker 2: We long listed those Jesus for one? Hey, zeus open
to having him on?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, if he.
Speaker 2: Can get like, you know, a pass down here for
a bit. I don't know if you'd want to. You're
never gonna see Hitler on the show. Stop asking. Yeah,
don't like him, don't like the sound of his voice. Yeah,
that's not the main reason he's not going to be on.
There are other reasons. He's kind of an asshole. I mean,
he's a huge asshole.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sounds fucking obnoxious too. It's just miserable to be around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you talk about even in Headed there
being exclusivities, but that's same thing in Hell.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta be cool. Chris.
Speaker 2: Is there anybody that you don't want to have on
the show.
Speaker 1: Well, hopefully none of my family. I hope they don't
make it to Hell.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, because like you don't like them, or because
you don't want them to Hell.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I just I'm hoping they end up
in a better spot than me. Not that I don't
love doing this podcast.
Speaker 2: Chris, hate to break it to you this way is
going to be a bit of a surprise for your birthday.
But I was going to bring the whole Damerius clan
down here with you. It's already in the works. I
don't know if I can redo that paperwork before they'll
pass away. But uh yeah, yeah, it seem too broken
up about that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I mean I'm just thinking we'll probably
cut that bit.
Speaker 2: Oh oh okay, all right, I like that though, totally.
That is Hey, why hit my show? You don't edit
this show?
Speaker 1: I do a man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, they're all coming down. You're you're not getting
away with this. Just because you said you want to
cut it doesn't mean it's not going to happen, Chris, all.
Speaker 1: Right, all right, anyway, So do we have any guests
for this week?
Speaker 2: Dude, We've got the guest, a guest, and let's just
say he's probably not going to be just a guest
for long.
Speaker 1: You might be here long.
Speaker 2: Term, Chris.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, Chris, look at you. I mean, you've
seen yourself in a mirror lately. They don't really have
mirrors in hell. You're right. Well, if you've seen your
reflection off of like hot hellava, you'll notice that you're
aging out.
Speaker 3: Chris.
Speaker 2: You know me, I've got d blood in me. I
can keep going like this for forever. I'm gonna look
amazing for in the time. You you know you're you're
like thirty something, forties. I don't even know how old
you are. I've lost track.
Speaker 1: Not that old.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, what's give me Give me some slang,
Give me some of your latest slang.
Speaker 1: I don't want to play. I don't want to do this.
I really don't like I don't feel comfortable. I feel
like it's somehow gonna end up being like racist or something.
I don't know. No, no, no, just give me your
latest sling. This is a test. No, I don't want
come on, come.
Speaker 2: On, give me Turst some sling at me, Come on
us skimmity. Nope, that's old. You know how I know
that that's old is because you think it's new. You're
aging out, Chris. We're looking at younger demon graphics and
you that's creepy. No, not that kind of way, Chris.
Cut that that needs to be cut. I'm looking for
the young, hot newness, all right, and you're the old
shit oldness.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So I'm thinking I'm gonna have to replace you as
my podcast host. What Yeah, I think I'm gonna have
to swap you out for something new, something better for who.
So we've got this guy, all right, he's a streamer.
I don't know if you know what that is, Chris. Yeah,
I know what a streamer is. What I know what
a streamer is?
Speaker 1: What is it? Like a twitch streamer?
Speaker 2: I was convinced you were going to say something about
like someone that pisses a lot, you know, like, I
know what a streamer is. You see him at party
city okay, back when they were still open. You hang
him for parties.
Speaker 1: I'm a little more with it, Yeah, sure you are
sure you.
Speaker 3: Are, Chris.
Speaker 2: Anyways, this guy, he's about to die. He's gonna be
here any minute now. This guy, I think I think
he's the real deal. He's he's gonna be bringing us
a new wave of Good Morning from Hell listeners.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, any moment now, any moment now, he's just
gonna die. He's gonna pop in. I'm just I set
his location to come here in that chair. So any
moment now, he's gonna be Wow, he's taking his time. Yeah,
any moment now, so she catch that game last.
Speaker 1: Night or no, I'm not really much of a football fan.
Speaker 2: I know you're boring. When does he die? He's supposed
to be dying any moment?
Speaker 1: Ohay, welcome? Hello, Hi yo?
Speaker 3: Are you all like fans?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Well kind of? I follow your work a little bit. Yeah, welcome.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's your favorite video? What's the favorite train that
I've done?
Speaker 2: Favorite trench?
Speaker 3: Yum?
Speaker 1: Well, what's your name?
Speaker 3: I'm Big Dog Zach, Big Dog Zach.
Speaker 1: Okay, hey, welcome, Big Dog Zach. Yeah, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of you, so, you know, just so
you know, for onboarding purposes, Big Dog Zach. Oh, By
the way, I'm Clayton. I am the demon brother of Satan.
This is Chris. Ye take a moment. Okay, you've just
entered Hell. You must be overwhelmed, you must be filled
with questions.
Speaker 3: Right Chat? Is this real? Wait? Are you a two
or three sub to me?
Speaker 2: Just threw a lot of words at me that I'm
not quite Who is Chad?
Speaker 3: Chat?
Speaker 1: Chad?
Speaker 3: You're chat Chat? You're chat I'm chatcha that's currently watching us.
I think we're live right now? Right?
Speaker 2: No, No, you're dead. You're dead. You just died and
now you're in Hell. My name is Clayton. I'm not Chad.
Speaker 3: No, no, you're chat. But also I'm getting a bunch
of followers right now, so oh oh oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, Well cause you're you're on Good Morning
from Hell. It's the number one podcast in Hell. I'm
the co host Chris not for long, and you are
Big Dog Zach. Anyways, let's get you on board, and Zach,
I want to get you settled into Hell so that
we can get you going.
Speaker 1: How do you spell big dog Zach?
Speaker 3: B ig? Okay, dawg wg.
Speaker 2: That's okay, that's fun to see what you did there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Cool, see ampersanch ampers So then you are big dog
Zaand well, no, it's the A with a circle around
it a person.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's the at symbol the ampersan means
and no.
Speaker 3: No, it's how you pronounce the A with the circle
around it. It's ampersan.
Speaker 2: Pretty sure, that's the ads. Hey you know what, we're
splitting hairs, Big dog ZAMC. So don't even worry about it. Hey,
it's totally chill. I am totally chill.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, you seem like the chill one here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just stream huh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes I like play video games online. Uh. I
have like a bunch of a bunch of followers, about
like two point three five million followers. Also do a
bunch of trends as well. If you've heard of the
drowning trend, where you try to hold your breath underwater
for as long as possible. Many people died from that,
but I didn't have the longest record.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, cool, Well, Big dog ZAMC, I got some
news to break to you. As I mentioned earlier, you
are dead. You are in hell and you actually did
pass away unfortunately from the drowning challenge.
Speaker 3: Oh Is this like a bit?
Speaker 2: No, it's not a bit.
Speaker 3: How many subs do I have to gift you in
order for you to break the bit?
Speaker 2: I mean I love sub sandwiches. I mean five foot
longs would really do it for me? Honestly.
Speaker 3: No, it's like subscribers. How many gifted subscribers?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: How many subs actually do you have?
Speaker 1: On Twitch? We're not on Twitch?
Speaker 3: Did my manager set this up? How much are you
paying me?
Speaker 2: Well, funny, you should mention that you are in hell, so
you actually don't get paid. But hey, because we're in Hell,
I'm gonna pay you in clout. How does that sound?
Big Dog's anc.
Speaker 1: Just like the real entertainment industry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh sure we can go with that. I'm gonna
text my manager real quick.
Speaker 2: Well he's not dead, Yeah, he's up on. Our reception
is gonna get a little spotty. But you know, I'm
going to try to get you the Wi Fi because
you know.
Speaker 3: I already have it. I'm good, Oh got it?
Speaker 1: Wow he is, see Chris, he's quick. Wow he got
the Wi Fi? Cool?
Speaker 2: All right, he's tech savvy. You can figure out the
Wi Fi all right?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, so it's sometimes complicated you.
Speaker 2: Couldn't get Internet if I stuck an Ethernet cable up
your ass. Chris, and I tried, I know, Okay, yeah,
I'm not a robot man.
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, Is there a reason the password is zero
zero zero.
Speaker 2: Big dog zank. You can't just say that ill. Chris
said it because it's the only thing he can remember.
Speaker 1: I don't like get hacked.
Speaker 2: So anyways, tell us about this drowning challenge because I
see here, I've got your file pulled up because you
know I am onboarding you. I told the guys up
at the gate some of your way.
Speaker 3: There's the drowning challenge. Yeah, where you try to hold
your breath underwater. Yes, but I want to step it up,
and I decided to hold my breath under a pool
full of gasoline.
Speaker 2: Whoa, Okay, yeah, it says that here. How did you
get a pool? Tell me the logistics of that. That
sounds incredible dangerous.
Speaker 3: You just have to find an empty pool. So I
found a low income family who had a pool in
the backyard full of nothing. Okay, uh huh, And I
paid them about twenty dollars for me to use their
pool and just got a bunch of my friends to
dump a crap ton of gasoline in there, and then
I held my breath.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's kind of the last thing I ever remember.
I was just holding my breath under the gasoline.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because then you died from said gasoline and holding
your breath.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why didn't you go up for air? Is that
how you died? Or did you blow up? Like there's
so many ways you could have died.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's actually unclear. Can you fill us in on
your absolute last memory.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I just remember being in the pool, okay,
and holding my breath for as long as I could,
and then right when I needed air, I talked to
myself and I said, Zach, you can do this, hold
your breath, swallow some of the gasoline because the less
amount of gasoline, the easier it is to breathe. It's
like a scientific method.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, I'm tracking sure. So you swallowed the gasoline.
Speaker 3: My friend's the doctor. So like, okay, if you swallow
some of the gasoline, you start becoming the gasoline, and
then your body is the same as the outside and
you can breathe longer because it's like versus like you know.
Speaker 2: So, anyways, you died from asphyxiation from gasoline and also
a minor amount of poisoning. It says here, Well.
Speaker 3: That one doesn't count because I'm taking these gummies. They
purify your entire body. They're also ran by NFTs, but
they purify your entire body, and that's why you should
take it. You should probably use promo code Big Dog
Zach for thirty percent off your next purchase.
Speaker 2: Hey we have her? Oh at reads okay? So like
stay off? Well, no, Chris, This means he's ready, all right,
he's ready to make us some money, unlike some people.
Chris looking at you.
Speaker 1: Shut up? Great, comeback. Okay.
Speaker 2: So with that promo code, is it Big dog Zach
with the ampersanders it in actual A because I don't
know if the ampersan reads No, it's anders Okay.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, a little A with the circle around it.
Speaker 2: That's not an a percent, that's yet symbol. But okay,
moving on, So Big Dog Zach, tell me what you're
going to bring to the table, because how would you
like to be a co host on my podcast, Good
Morning from Hell.
Speaker 3: The workspace is tight, right, it's a little dirty, and
you have a dirty looking child sitting here. Yeah, Chris, yeah,
on the couch.
Speaker 1: If you'd been listening to the show earlier, you know,
I'm in my thirties or forties or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you simultaneously look twelve and forty eight.
Speaker 1: It's wild, Thank you.
Speaker 3: I think I need to keep my options open.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: This is kind of a new era for me.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, because you're dead.
Speaker 3: Going beyond what I normally do, and I'm trying something
new and taking on a better business vincher. But I'm
going to keep my options open, of course.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Well, I'm just gonna like tentatively list you
off as the new host. It sounds like you're on board.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know.
Speaker 2: Also, I hate to do this. I want to be
like the bad boss. I tried this with Chris. It
didn't work out very well. So I'm gonna try to
be cool boss with you. But you like you kind
of have to work with me. That's cool with you,
big dog zag.
Speaker 3: I feel like, yeah, have to is such a weird phrase,
because we're our own creators and we can create and
collab however we want to create and collab. Okay, Yeah,
So I think I'm actually going to take a break
from content creation to really find myself okay, and really recover,
and then when I come back, maybe we can talk
about it.
Speaker 1: If we want you.
Speaker 2: No, we definitely want him, Chris, shut up stuck doing that.
You're saying you're taking a break, But I can see
on your phone that you somehow smuggled down here.
Speaker 1: Teacher used the anaconam method.
Speaker 2: Think he did use the an econom method. How did
you get that down here? Big dog zank?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how'd you get an anaconda to swallow your phone?
Speaker 3: It just always appears with me. Oh yeah, this is
this is where my business is. My phone is my business.
Speaker 2: It's like soul bonded to it. That makes sense. It
looks like you're streaming though. It looks like you're live.
I thought you were taking a break.
Speaker 1: Who are you talking to?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're actually live right now. We're streaming live streaming. Hey, chot,
So I'm hanging out with the poor and we're gonna
be oh helping them out by feeding them food that
I got from Chipotle.
Speaker 1: Oh this actually sounds cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's feed the poor.
Speaker 2: He's talking about Chris.
Speaker 1: I'm hungry. You're pointing at both too.
Speaker 3: Poor people he's pointing at both of us.
Speaker 2: I think he's talking about no, no, no, hey hey Chad
ha ha, it is me your guy Clayton? Hey, like
and subscribe? Where's that food? What are they saying about me?
Speaker 3: Right now? Big dog?
Speaker 2: Zan?
Speaker 3: Bethany three six five. He does kind of smell and
it's not good. Okay, yeah, Tiffany seven, I completely agree. Yeah,
we really need to help the poor. Let's get to
feeding them right now.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. I like this actual shut up. I'm
just saying, how did.
Speaker 2: You You said you got a Chipotle deal? How did
you do that? I see that your phone is blowing up.
It's not just Chad or whatever, but it's you're getting
a lot of texts there on your phone.
Speaker 3: What's that? Oh? Yeah, So I decided that I'm going
to open up the only streaming service here in hell Oh,
because there's nothing else streamed here.
Speaker 1: Obviously we're a podcast, but you know, yeah, you could
stream a podcast those right.
Speaker 3: This isn't really a podcast if you think about it.
How So I just got hit up oh by Nestle
and got green lit for them to sponsor this streaming
service forever. Oh and on top of that, they're still
going to steal water from Flint, Michigan.
Speaker 2: Wow, you've been here for like less than fifteen minutes
and you already got us sponsorship with Neslie. That's crazy.
I'm so glad we're collaborating, bro, you and me, Zach,
you and me co hosting good wordy from because you're
soll you're co hosting with me?
Speaker 1: Right, try hosting?
Speaker 3: Oh again? How many followers? How many subscribers do you have?
Speaker 2: Chris hit us with that follower count a lot a lot.
You heard it from Chris?
Speaker 1: He shared it? Follow us on Spotify.
Speaker 2: That's right, we're on socials. I think hit that follow
smash that at that follow at Instagram morning from Hell, Yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Too, hit it TikTok.
Speaker 2: Hey, look at me, I'm doing a TikTok dance trending.
Speaker 1: Am I right?
Speaker 3: Big dog Zan, we need to help the pores to
his phone again?
Speaker 2: Ah man, I've been chasing after Neslie for so long.
It's just crazy that you just got that sit up
and like in no time though. That's that's really Hey, congratulations,
I'm super happy to be associated with you, big dogs, zanc.
Speaker 3: I could get you in contact with there. Oh could
you marketing manager or something.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, okay, I mean they are based out of Hell.
It's just they always turned me away, so it's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me just hold on. I guess some of them.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Uh they said they're busy right when I sent your name.
Oh okay, they'll probably get back to you. I gave
them your email.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, cool.
Speaker 3: So how did I end up in Hell?
Speaker 2: Well, the reason you're in Hell as opposed to Heaven
is because, let me see, I'm actually looking through your
file here.
Speaker 1: You're a bad person. You suck to talk to.
Speaker 2: No, Chris, calm down, Okay. You're like one of those
dogs that gets jealous whenever I start petting another dog,
and then you go, that's.
Speaker 3: You right now. No, it's okay. I was also a
little mean twelve year old when I was twelve.
Speaker 1: So ambiguously thirty to forty all right, Chris, comment down. Okay.
Speaker 2: Anyway, so back to your file. The reason that you're
in Hell is it looks like you, Wow, that's a
big one. You blow up an orphanage. Is that like
a challenge? Was that like a twitch TikTok?
Speaker 3: It was a firework challenge?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 3: Where you had to set off fireworks inside of a building, okay,
and everyone was being boring during the trend and setting
it off, and there are like workplaces and stuff, and
I thought I could step it up. Yeah, and I
could set it off in an orphanage.
Speaker 1: Just to like keep the kids entertained.
Speaker 2: To clarify, this challenge said specifically like you were supposed
to set off like a black cat or M eighty,
you know, those small little guys in like the toilet
of like a school or a business. You it looks
like bought fourteen thousand dollars worth of mortars, fireworks and
illegal imported combustibles from China, so you really went big.
Speaker 3: Look the bigger the better. And at the end of it,
I also got a million followers. So but I also
did get a bunch of people on Twitter yelling at
me and calling me like selfish and a monster, a villain,
the worst person in the world. And I also like
technically killed like twenty kids. Yeah, but a million followers.
Speaker 2: Right, it looks like you gotta as the kids say, canceled.
They didn't say that because they were dead.
Speaker 3: Just to be clear, the orphans, well, sometimes people die,
you know what, I should probably take this opportunity to apologize. Chat.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, real quick, hold on, he's doing an apology
video and it's on and it's on Good Morning from Hell,
Good Morning from Hell exclusive everybody the dog Zak's apology video.
Speaker 3: Chat, and I'm only gonna address it on this stream
right here. I'm sorry. I didn't think I was going
to kill a lot of orphans when I set off
a lot of fireworks in their orphanage. But I wrote
a song.
Speaker 1: You got a song?
Speaker 3: Wow, am song.
Speaker 1: Wow wow?
Speaker 3: And you should forgive me O my god, the chat
this is so sad. Could someone give fu su wow?
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell if that was like a new hit
song or if like my Nokia ringtone was going off.
That was incredible. That was incredible.
Speaker 3: Thank you. It came from the heart because I believe
in change and I believe that people can change like me.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean it kind of felt like you
came from your ass, Like you just pulled that out
of nowhere.
Speaker 1: There's an ant of content, as we say in the Bears.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you so much, Chat for blowing up my phone.
Oh fifty gifted. Thank you so much. Yeah, and I'm
really sorry. I'm really really sorry, and don't forget to
like and subscribe and hit that notification bell so you
know next time I go a lot which will be down.
Speaker 2: Here, follow us on Spotify? Yeah, YouTube? Hey, oh Apple podcasts?
Speaker 3: Whoa do you all have a show or a channel?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you're on it. Oh you blew up an
orphanage and they like they like the song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they seem to really like it to be honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, they're eating that apology up. They're really responding.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Big Dog's Satan is in chot. Thank
you so much for the one hundred gifted. Thank you
so much, sake yead, I would love to come hang
out at your place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, that's what it's. My brother he never he
never watches my show.
Speaker 3: Oh he always watches my streams like every time.
Speaker 1: Oh does does he?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Oh cool?
Speaker 3: Gets your three sub Yeah dude, I'm hanging out with
some losers right now, but I can one come over
right now.
Speaker 2: I'm not really doing much. Oh, Insatan. My brother said
he wanted to collab with you. He said that were
his words.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's offering me a show at this point show
and my chat. That's so so wild.
Speaker 1: Okay, what are we talking about here.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's called good afternoon in Hell. I'll do it, man,
I'll do it. Yeah, I accept.
Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I bet that he probably meant to send that to me.
He got the streams crossed and he was there brothers.
He used my brother, so he's probably sending that opportunity
to me. So give me a second. I'm going I'm
gonna give a call. Hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, No one is available to straight the voicemail.
Hold on, let me try him again. Sometimes it goes
to voicemail, but that means they're on a phone call.
Speaker 1: If they're calling at the same time, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna try them again because then it'll break through voicemail.
Right here, we go straight back to voicemail.
Speaker 3: Well, he's actively texting me, so maybe that's locking your phone.
Speaker 2: Oh call, there's the bubbles that are appearing on your thing.
Maybe you should text him. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, let
me text him. Wow, bad service saying not delivered. You
should probably go on the wife white fi white What
was it.
Speaker 3: Zero zero zero zereo?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm just sending Hey Satan, Hey, bib bro,
Hey man, you.
Speaker 1: Want a clab. Well, he's got it, it says red. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, he's got reroceipts turned on. But they're all just
it's just going through. Oh winter, there's bubbles. Okay, no, no,
they went away. The bubbles went away.
Speaker 3: He's just sent me a really funny TikTok Oh, yeah,
this is so good. So he's a lot.
Speaker 2: He's active, he's just ignoring.
Speaker 1: He's probably busy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just invited me to just hang out at
his place. He says he's doing nothing.
Speaker 1: Maybe we could do a recording podcast collab there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Actually, can I borrow your phone? Can I borrow
your phone?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: No, no here, give it to me, give it to me,
give it to me, to me, No, to mek to me. Okay,
hold on, I'm just gonna hate it's it's Clayton. Hey,
big bro, can you please sext me back? It's important?
Speaker 1: Love?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, lete lead, Hey Clayton, here's your phone back here?
What are you saying?
Speaker 3: What was he saying he's busy? Oh we're gonna say
that he's busy.
Speaker 1: Is he still in chat?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's still in chat. He's also currently gifting subs too. Wow, Okay,
that actually a god now, because Chat really loved my apology.
Speaker 1: You can do that.
Speaker 3: Satan said that he's giving me like godship in hell.
Speaker 1: Was that like an upper tier demon thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no it is.
Speaker 2: I've been working towards then for about three four hundred years.
Speaker 3: You have a take. Oh, it's really not that hard.
You just have that kind of have an influence.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's not, it's not.
Speaker 3: It's not rocket science. It's pretty easy.
Speaker 1: Well, why don't we just do the gasoline challenge? You
see how far that gets us up?
Speaker 2: How about I chug a bunch of gasoline in a pool?
Speaker 3: Might get you in my spot, you know, big dog Zach.
Speaker 2: I think we're kind of coming to a bit of
a crossroads here, and I think I have to let
you go.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, hold on on. Uh, Chat, So this isn't
really the vibe right now, and I'm not really feeling
this collab. I think We're gonna go somewhere else, probably
go to hang out with big boy Satan over there. No, no, Zach, Sorry,
can you hey, Zach? Can you quiet down? I'm oh,
lection can.
Speaker 2: You quiet down? You're on my podcast? Get more hell
like in subscribe?
Speaker 3: How many subscribers again do you have lots, Chris.
Speaker 2: Said, lots.
Speaker 1: How many was it? Chris? Well, everyone right now listening
hit that subscriber.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody on Big Dog Zach stream. Come over to
Good Morning from Hell where the real action is happening.
Speaker 3: Well, Jack, so we're gonna go over here and actually
cool trend that week.
Speaker 1: No Big Dog Zach. Actually, I'm gonna let you. You
need to leave. Actually I'm gonna I'm kicking.
Speaker 2: You out right now. He's walked out and he's gone.
Good Rittan's am I right? Chris co host Chad, whoever
you are? I don't he was talking to Chad the
whole time. I don't know who that is. I wanted
to make a quick apology to Chris. Chris, I'm sorry
I tried to replace you like and subscribed gifted subs.
I've already forgotten all the things that he said.
Speaker 1: You have one of those little pianos. Can you sing
a song that worked really well?
Speaker 2: If I open up your rib cage, maybe I could
use it as like a xylophone.
Speaker 1: That's true. Hey, that's gonna be a Patreon exclusive. Yeah,
rib cage xylophone apology exclusive to Patreons.
Speaker 2: Chris, you're such a good collaborator, man.
Speaker 1: Go to good Morning from Hell dot com to support
us directly, and you'll catch all of our exclusive xylophone anyways.
Speaker 2: Check out a store dot good Morning from Hell. Check
out some merch we got merch. I bet big dog
Zach doesn't have merch. Okay, he has merch. I'm seeing
his website. He's got a lot of merch, but our
prices are better.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Go to good Morney from Hell dot com for our
patreonstore dot good Moe from Hell dot com. Get your merch.
Yeah yeah right, Chris, Yeah yeah, all right, listen to
it on a high note.
Speaker 1: Yeah hell, Clayton, Yeah yeah fuck. Thank you Blizz for
coming on the show. Good friend Blizz who actually is
a Twitch streamer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were pulling the lot from reality, weren't you,
Blizz Sadly, where can our people follow you and find you?
Speaker 3: You can find me on twitch at twitch dot tv,
slash Blizz, or every other platform under blizz Bear. That's
a three instead of an E. If you want horny
content or funny content or some content.
Speaker 2: You got it all, blizz Bear, no person, bliz Bear
with a three and seventy.
Speaker 1: Thank you, bliz for coming on the show. Everyone should
go like a subscribe by Twitched Blizz.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you go to our Patreon, we are
going to be doing an episode of Why We're Going
to Hell with Blizz. You should see how he looks.
He's wearing just the coolest glasses, the coolest streamer stuff. Wow,
you really didn't have to change much for this character,
did you, Big Dog. Zach and Blizz are the same guy.
Speaker 3: I think we're all Zach deep down, man.
Speaker 1: Deep down we are.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Thanks Blizz and talk to y'all next week. Bye bye,