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Speaker 1: Good boy from Hell.

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Speaker 2: It's you, good buddy, You're good friend, good pal, your

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possible brother from another mother.

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Speaker 1: Clayton here with Chris. Chris say, Hi, Hi, I'm dead

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and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where

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we interview everyone in Hell.

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Speaker 3: Everybody.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Clayton for having me. I don't know why

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I said that. I'm always on the show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this is in your first episode. I

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think this is technically our one hundred and tenth eleventh

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something like that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I've lost count.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've had a lot of episodes together, Chris, a

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lot of episodes. Let's not focus on the past. Let's

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talk about the future. Hey, talk about Patreon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.

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Speaker 2: We got a bunch of lovely Patreon people, and some

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of them submitted Q and a Chris, Yes, maybe it.

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Speaker 1: Was some Q and A. We got a question from Samber.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Samber laid on me.

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Speaker 1: Samber asked, did Clayton and or Chris make any friends

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while we were in heaven? Oh? I mean there's the

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friend for everyone. Jesus.

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Speaker 2: We're not gonna talk about Jesus, don't. We don't talk

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about Jesus. Okay, Sorry, I did meet a guy named Hayeseus,

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and at first, admittedly I was very arm's length. I

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was like, are you are you the one? Are you

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are you the Jesus? And he was like no, and

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then I was like, okay, a right, we're cool. We're cool,

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And then Jyzeus is pretty cool. God, don't remember a

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lick of information about that guy. He just listened to

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me rant and talked for a while and he was

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really cool of him, kind of like everyone here, yeah, yeah, yeah, no,

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I like Djazus. Honestly, everybody else is too goodie goody

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two shoes or I was going to like choir practice,

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and it's just it was not my vibe.

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Speaker 1: There were the orgies.

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Speaker 2: There were the orgies that I did not get invited to.

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Speaker 1: They are very exclusive.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's the misunderstanding about heaven is everyone thinks like, oh,

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you know, you have to live this holy life on earth,

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and then you get to live this you know, holy

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life in heaven where you're like, you know, you're good

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and every day we're oh, we're singing the praise of

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the Lord. No, it's actually it's rotten stuff, terrible stuff.

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It's like you lived your whole mortal life doing good

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things so that you can have your after life up

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in heaven doing like nasty things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you also still have to be cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to pass a vibe check, and sometimes

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some people don't pass that vibe check. Chris, let's move on. Okay,

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next question.

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Speaker 1: We got a question from Christopher McCloud. I've heard all

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dogs go to heaven, which we've covered, but are there

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any pets in Hell? Can you smuggle a dog in?

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Do cats and other animals make it to Hell? Or

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is it just hellbyes?

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Speaker 2: We had ol what's his face? The three headed dog

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Servius servers? Yeah, how could I forget that episode? There

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are some pets. It's mostly hell beasts, but you know,

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oftentimes we have had like Gerbils, hamsters, pet wraps being

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smuggled in through the asses of their owners. Yes, I

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think like they're dying wishes that they have their pet

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down with them in Hell, and we call it the loophole.

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It's kind of more of a poophole. But they will

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smuggle sometimes. I've seen I've seen anaconda's ana kon. I've

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seen them get up to the size of porcupine one time,

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don't know how.

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Speaker 1: They did that. Oh, smuggle that in though, and anaconda?

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How do you get an I guess if you're all

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the way up your intestines.

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Speaker 2: Is it? Yeah, No, it's a pretty slow process. Actually,

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we saw the guy sneak the anaconda up through his asshole.

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We're like, that is great, We're gonna take that. That's

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a good torture. Put a pin in that. But yeah,

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it's a very slow process and you basically have to

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lure the anaconda up your ass. It takes hours, if

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not days, depending on the size of the thing. But

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this guy, it was an eight footer. I mean it

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was oh wow, it must have taken a while.

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Speaker 1: But what if the anaconda has eaten another animal, so

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it's got that big lump in it, so it's still digesting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like what are they called those t durkin

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the thing in thanks Giving stuff, Animals within animals.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like that.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, we have had technically one person die, but

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four beings came down with him. Wow, he had the anaconda.

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He had a cat within the anaconda, and then a

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mouse within the cat. If we want to get into

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the real nitty gritty of it, I mean the mouse

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had fleas, so I mean, yeah, you know, then we're

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just continuing bacteria. I mean, this guy set a new

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record for number of things to come down in Hell

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at once. It was crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of like that old lady's swallowed up? What

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you swallow Dick?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, we got one last question. Okay, this is from

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Creeper Cry. Who's a guest that will never be on

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the show? Ooh and why oh man?

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Speaker 2: We long listed those Jesus for one? Hey, zeus open

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to having him on?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, if he.

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Speaker 2: Can get like, you know, a pass down here for

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a bit. I don't know if you'd want to. You're

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never gonna see Hitler on the show. Stop asking. Yeah,

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don't like him, don't like the sound of his voice. Yeah,

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that's not the main reason he's not going to be on.

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There are other reasons. He's kind of an asshole. I mean,

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he's a huge asshole.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Sounds fucking obnoxious too. It's just miserable to be around.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you talk about even in Headed there

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being exclusivities, but that's same thing in Hell.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta be cool. Chris.

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Speaker 2: Is there anybody that you don't want to have on

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the show.

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Speaker 1: Well, hopefully none of my family. I hope they don't

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make it to Hell.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, because like you don't like them, or because

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you don't want them to Hell.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I just I'm hoping they end up

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in a better spot than me. Not that I don't

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love doing this podcast.

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Speaker 2: Chris, hate to break it to you this way is

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going to be a bit of a surprise for your birthday.

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But I was going to bring the whole Damerius clan

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down here with you. It's already in the works. I

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don't know if I can redo that paperwork before they'll

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pass away. But uh yeah, yeah, it seem too broken

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up about that.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I mean I'm just thinking we'll probably

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cut that bit.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh okay, all right, I like that though, totally.

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That is Hey, why hit my show? You don't edit

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this show?

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Speaker 1: I do a man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, they're all coming down. You're you're not getting

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away with this. Just because you said you want to

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cut it doesn't mean it's not going to happen, Chris, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, all right, anyway, So do we have any guests

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for this week?

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Speaker 2: Dude, We've got the guest, a guest, and let's just

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say he's probably not going to be just a guest

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for long.

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Speaker 1: You might be here long.

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Speaker 2: Term, Chris.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, Chris, look at you. I mean, you've

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seen yourself in a mirror lately. They don't really have

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mirrors in hell. You're right. Well, if you've seen your

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reflection off of like hot hellava, you'll notice that you're

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aging out.

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Speaker 3: Chris.

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Speaker 2: You know me, I've got d blood in me. I

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can keep going like this for forever. I'm gonna look

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amazing for in the time. You you know you're you're

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like thirty something, forties. I don't even know how old

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you are. I've lost track.

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Speaker 1: Not that old.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like, what's give me Give me some slang,

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Give me some of your latest slang.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to play. I don't want to do this.

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I really don't like I don't feel comfortable. I feel

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like it's somehow gonna end up being like racist or something.

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I don't know. No, no, no, just give me your

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latest sling. This is a test. No, I don't want

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come on, come.

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Speaker 2: On, give me Turst some sling at me, Come on

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us skimmity. Nope, that's old. You know how I know

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that that's old is because you think it's new. You're

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aging out, Chris. We're looking at younger demon graphics and

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you that's creepy. No, not that kind of way, Chris.

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Cut that that needs to be cut. I'm looking for

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the young, hot newness, all right, and you're the old

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shit oldness.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: So I'm thinking I'm gonna have to replace you as

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my podcast host. What Yeah, I think I'm gonna have

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to swap you out for something new, something better for who.

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So we've got this guy, all right, he's a streamer.

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I don't know if you know what that is, Chris. Yeah,

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I know what a streamer is. What I know what

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a streamer is?

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Speaker 1: What is it? Like a twitch streamer?

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Speaker 2: I was convinced you were going to say something about

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like someone that pisses a lot, you know, like, I

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know what a streamer is. You see him at party

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city okay, back when they were still open. You hang

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him for parties.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little more with it, Yeah, sure you are

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sure you.

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Speaker 3: Are, Chris.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, this guy, he's about to die. He's gonna be

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here any minute now. This guy, I think I think

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he's the real deal. He's he's gonna be bringing us

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a new wave of Good Morning from Hell listeners.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, any moment now, any moment now, he's just

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gonna die. He's gonna pop in. I'm just I set

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his location to come here in that chair. So any

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moment now, he's gonna be Wow, he's taking his time. Yeah,

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any moment now, so she catch that game last.

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Speaker 1: Night or no, I'm not really much of a football fan.

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Speaker 2: I know you're boring. When does he die? He's supposed

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to be dying any moment?

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Speaker 1: Ohay, welcome? Hello, Hi yo?

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Speaker 3: Are you all like fans?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Well kind of? I follow your work a little bit. Yeah, welcome.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what's your favorite video? What's the favorite train that

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I've done?

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Speaker 2: Favorite trench?

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Speaker 3: Yum?

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Speaker 1: Well, what's your name?

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Speaker 3: I'm Big Dog Zach, Big Dog Zach.

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Speaker 1: Okay, hey, welcome, Big Dog Zach. Yeah, I'm not a fan.

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Speaker 2: I've never heard of you, so, you know, just so

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you know, for onboarding purposes, Big Dog Zach. Oh, By

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the way, I'm Clayton. I am the demon brother of Satan.

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This is Chris. Ye take a moment. Okay, you've just

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entered Hell. You must be overwhelmed, you must be filled

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with questions.

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Speaker 3: Right Chat? Is this real? Wait? Are you a two

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or three sub to me?

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Speaker 2: Just threw a lot of words at me that I'm

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not quite Who is Chad?

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Speaker 3: Chat?

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Speaker 1: Chad?

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Speaker 3: You're chat Chat? You're chat I'm chatcha that's currently watching us.

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I think we're live right now? Right?

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Speaker 2: No, No, you're dead. You're dead. You just died and

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now you're in Hell. My name is Clayton. I'm not Chad.

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Speaker 3: No, no, you're chat. But also I'm getting a bunch

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of followers right now, so oh oh oh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, Well cause you're you're on Good Morning

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from Hell. It's the number one podcast in Hell. I'm

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the co host Chris not for long, and you are

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Big Dog Zach. Anyways, let's get you on board, and Zach,

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I want to get you settled into Hell so that

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we can get you going.

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Speaker 1: How do you spell big dog Zach?

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Speaker 3: B ig? Okay, dawg wg.

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Speaker 2: That's okay, that's fun to see what you did there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Cool, see ampersanch ampers So then you are big dog

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Zaand well, no, it's the A with a circle around

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it a person.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's the at symbol the ampersan means

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and no.

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Speaker 3: No, it's how you pronounce the A with the circle

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around it. It's ampersan.

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Speaker 2: Pretty sure, that's the ads. Hey you know what, we're

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splitting hairs, Big dog ZAMC. So don't even worry about it. Hey,

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it's totally chill. I am totally chill.

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Speaker 3: Right, yeah, you seem like the chill one here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you just stream huh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes I like play video games online. Uh. I

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have like a bunch of a bunch of followers, about

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like two point three five million followers. Also do a

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bunch of trends as well. If you've heard of the

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drowning trend, where you try to hold your breath underwater

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for as long as possible. Many people died from that,

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but I didn't have the longest record.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, cool, Well, Big dog ZAMC, I got some

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news to break to you. As I mentioned earlier, you

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are dead. You are in hell and you actually did

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pass away unfortunately from the drowning challenge.

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Speaker 3: Oh Is this like a bit?

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Speaker 2: No, it's not a bit.

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Speaker 3: How many subs do I have to gift you in

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order for you to break the bit?

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Speaker 2: I mean I love sub sandwiches. I mean five foot

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longs would really do it for me? Honestly.

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Speaker 3: No, it's like subscribers. How many gifted subscribers?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: How many subs actually do you have?

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Speaker 1: On Twitch? We're not on Twitch?

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Speaker 3: Did my manager set this up? How much are you

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paying me?

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Speaker 2: Well, funny, you should mention that you are in hell, so

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you actually don't get paid. But hey, because we're in Hell,

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I'm gonna pay you in clout. How does that sound?

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Big Dog's anc.

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Speaker 1: Just like the real entertainment industry.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, uh sure we can go with that. I'm gonna

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text my manager real quick.

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Speaker 2: Well he's not dead, Yeah, he's up on. Our reception

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is gonna get a little spotty. But you know, I'm

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going to try to get you the Wi Fi because

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you know.

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Speaker 3: I already have it. I'm good, Oh got it?

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Speaker 1: Wow he is, see Chris, he's quick. Wow he got

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the Wi Fi? Cool?

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Speaker 2: All right, he's tech savvy. You can figure out the

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Wi Fi all right?

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, so it's sometimes complicated you.

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Speaker 2: Couldn't get Internet if I stuck an Ethernet cable up

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your ass. Chris, and I tried, I know, Okay, yeah,

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I'm not a robot man.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, Is there a reason the password is zero

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zero zero.

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Speaker 2: Big dog zank. You can't just say that ill. Chris

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said it because it's the only thing he can remember.

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Speaker 1: I don't like get hacked.

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Speaker 2: So anyways, tell us about this drowning challenge because I

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see here, I've got your file pulled up because you

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know I am onboarding you. I told the guys up

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at the gate some of your way.

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Speaker 3: There's the drowning challenge. Yeah, where you try to hold

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your breath underwater. Yes, but I want to step it up,

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and I decided to hold my breath under a pool

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full of gasoline.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, Okay, yeah, it says that here. How did you

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get a pool? Tell me the logistics of that. That

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sounds incredible dangerous.

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Speaker 3: You just have to find an empty pool. So I

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found a low income family who had a pool in

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the backyard full of nothing. Okay, uh huh, And I

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paid them about twenty dollars for me to use their

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pool and just got a bunch of my friends to

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dump a crap ton of gasoline in there, and then

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I held my breath.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's kind of the last thing I ever remember.

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I was just holding my breath under the gasoline.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because then you died from said gasoline and holding

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your breath.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why didn't you go up for air? Is that

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how you died? Or did you blow up? Like there's

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so many ways you could have died.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's actually unclear. Can you fill us in on

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your absolute last memory.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I just remember being in the pool, okay,

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and holding my breath for as long as I could,

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and then right when I needed air, I talked to

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myself and I said, Zach, you can do this, hold

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your breath, swallow some of the gasoline because the less

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amount of gasoline, the easier it is to breathe. It's

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like a scientific method.

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Speaker 2: Right, Okay, I'm tracking sure. So you swallowed the gasoline.

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Speaker 3: My friend's the doctor. So like, okay, if you swallow

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some of the gasoline, you start becoming the gasoline, and

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then your body is the same as the outside and

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you can breathe longer because it's like versus like you know.

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Speaker 2: So, anyways, you died from asphyxiation from gasoline and also

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a minor amount of poisoning. It says here, Well.

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Speaker 3: That one doesn't count because I'm taking these gummies. They

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purify your entire body. They're also ran by NFTs, but

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they purify your entire body, and that's why you should

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take it. You should probably use promo code Big Dog

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Zach for thirty percent off your next purchase.

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Speaker 2: Hey we have her? Oh at reads okay? So like

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stay off? Well, no, Chris, This means he's ready, all right,

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he's ready to make us some money, unlike some people.

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Chris looking at you.

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Speaker 1: Shut up? Great, comeback. Okay.

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Speaker 2: So with that promo code, is it Big dog Zach

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with the ampersanders it in actual A because I don't

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know if the ampersan reads No, it's anders Okay.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, a little A with the circle around it.

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Speaker 2: That's not an a percent, that's yet symbol. But okay,

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moving on, So Big Dog Zach, tell me what you're

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going to bring to the table, because how would you

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like to be a co host on my podcast, Good

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Morning from Hell.

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Speaker 3: The workspace is tight, right, it's a little dirty, and

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you have a dirty looking child sitting here. Yeah, Chris, yeah,

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on the couch.

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Speaker 1: If you'd been listening to the show earlier, you know,

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I'm in my thirties or forties or something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you simultaneously look twelve and forty eight.

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Speaker 1: It's wild, Thank you.

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Speaker 3: I think I need to keep my options open.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: This is kind of a new era for me.

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Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, because you're dead.

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Speaker 3: Going beyond what I normally do, and I'm trying something

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new and taking on a better business vincher. But I'm

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going to keep my options open, of course.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Well, I'm just gonna like tentatively list you

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off as the new host. It sounds like you're on board.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, you know.

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Speaker 2: Also, I hate to do this. I want to be

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like the bad boss. I tried this with Chris. It

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didn't work out very well. So I'm gonna try to

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be cool boss with you. But you like you kind

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of have to work with me. That's cool with you,

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big dog zag.

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Speaker 3: I feel like, yeah, have to is such a weird phrase,

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because we're our own creators and we can create and

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collab however we want to create and collab. Okay, Yeah,

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So I think I'm actually going to take a break

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from content creation to really find myself okay, and really recover,

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and then when I come back, maybe we can talk

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about it.

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Speaker 1: If we want you.

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Speaker 2: No, we definitely want him, Chris, shut up stuck doing that.

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You're saying you're taking a break, But I can see

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on your phone that you somehow smuggled down here.

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Speaker 1: Teacher used the anaconam method.

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Speaker 2: Think he did use the an econom method. How did

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you get that down here? Big dog zank?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how'd you get an anaconda to swallow your phone?

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Speaker 3: It just always appears with me. Oh yeah, this is

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this is where my business is. My phone is my business.

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Speaker 2: It's like soul bonded to it. That makes sense. It

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looks like you're streaming though. It looks like you're live.

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I thought you were taking a break.

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Speaker 1: Who are you talking to?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're actually live right now. We're streaming live streaming. Hey, chot,

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So I'm hanging out with the poor and we're gonna

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be oh helping them out by feeding them food that

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I got from Chipotle.

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Speaker 1: Oh this actually sounds cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's feed the poor.

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Speaker 2: He's talking about Chris.

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Speaker 1: I'm hungry. You're pointing at both too.

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Speaker 3: Poor people he's pointing at both of us.

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Speaker 2: I think he's talking about no, no, no, hey hey Chad

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ha ha, it is me your guy Clayton? Hey, like

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and subscribe? Where's that food? What are they saying about me?

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Speaker 3: Right now? Big dog?

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Speaker 2: Zan?

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Speaker 3: Bethany three six five. He does kind of smell and

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it's not good. Okay, yeah, Tiffany seven, I completely agree. Yeah,

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we really need to help the poor. Let's get to

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feeding them right now.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it. I like this actual shut up. I'm

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just saying, how did.

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Speaker 2: You You said you got a Chipotle deal? How did

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you do that? I see that your phone is blowing up.

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It's not just Chad or whatever, but it's you're getting

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a lot of texts there on your phone.

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Speaker 3: What's that? Oh? Yeah, So I decided that I'm going

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to open up the only streaming service here in hell Oh,

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because there's nothing else streamed here.

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Speaker 1: Obviously we're a podcast, but you know, yeah, you could

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stream a podcast those right.

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Speaker 3: This isn't really a podcast if you think about it.

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How So I just got hit up oh by Nestle

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and got green lit for them to sponsor this streaming

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service forever. Oh and on top of that, they're still

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going to steal water from Flint, Michigan.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you've been here for like less than fifteen minutes

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and you already got us sponsorship with Neslie. That's crazy.

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I'm so glad we're collaborating, bro, you and me, Zach,

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you and me co hosting good wordy from because you're

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soll you're co hosting with me?

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Speaker 1: Right, try hosting?

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Speaker 3: Oh again? How many followers? How many subscribers do you have?

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Speaker 2: Chris hit us with that follower count a lot a lot.

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You heard it from Chris?

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Speaker 1: He shared it? Follow us on Spotify.

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Speaker 2: That's right, we're on socials. I think hit that follow

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smash that at that follow at Instagram morning from Hell, Yeah, you.

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Speaker 1: Too, hit it TikTok.

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Speaker 2: Hey, look at me, I'm doing a TikTok dance trending.

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Speaker 1: Am I right?

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Speaker 3: Big dog Zan, we need to help the pores to

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his phone again?

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Speaker 2: Ah man, I've been chasing after Neslie for so long.

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It's just crazy that you just got that sit up

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and like in no time though. That's that's really Hey, congratulations,

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I'm super happy to be associated with you, big dogs, zanc.

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Speaker 3: I could get you in contact with there. Oh could

472
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,240
you marketing manager or something.

473
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,839
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, okay, I mean they are based out of Hell.

474
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,960
It's just they always turned me away, so it's.

475
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Speaker 3: Yeah, let me just hold on. I guess some of them.

476
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:06,200
Speaker 1: Okay.

477
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:11,160
Speaker 3: Uh they said they're busy right when I sent your name.

478
00:18:11,319 --> 00:18:14,039
Oh okay, they'll probably get back to you. I gave

479
00:18:14,079 --> 00:18:14,880
them your email.

480
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:15,799
Speaker 2: Oh okay, cool.

481
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,440
Speaker 3: So how did I end up in Hell?

482
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,720
Speaker 2: Well, the reason you're in Hell as opposed to Heaven

483
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,000
is because, let me see, I'm actually looking through your

484
00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:24,480
file here.

485
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Speaker 1: You're a bad person. You suck to talk to.

486
00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:30,720
Speaker 2: No, Chris, calm down, Okay. You're like one of those

487
00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:34,039
dogs that gets jealous whenever I start petting another dog,

488
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,200
and then you go, that's.

489
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Speaker 3: You right now. No, it's okay. I was also a

490
00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:40,960
little mean twelve year old when I was twelve.

491
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:44,720
Speaker 1: So ambiguously thirty to forty all right, Chris, comment down. Okay.

492
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Speaker 2: Anyway, so back to your file. The reason that you're

493
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,279
in Hell is it looks like you, Wow, that's a

494
00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:51,480
big one. You blow up an orphanage. Is that like

495
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a challenge? Was that like a twitch TikTok?

496
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Speaker 3: It was a firework challenge?

497
00:18:55,119 --> 00:18:55,279
Speaker 1: Huh?

498
00:18:55,319 --> 00:18:59,359
Speaker 3: Where you had to set off fireworks inside of a building, okay,

499
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:02,400
and everyone was being boring during the trend and setting

500
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,799
it off, and there are like workplaces and stuff, and

501
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,440
I thought I could step it up. Yeah, and I

502
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,920
could set it off in an orphanage.

503
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Speaker 1: Just to like keep the kids entertained.

504
00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:14,839
Speaker 2: To clarify, this challenge said specifically like you were supposed

505
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,160
to set off like a black cat or M eighty,

506
00:19:17,279 --> 00:19:19,640
you know, those small little guys in like the toilet

507
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,119
of like a school or a business. You it looks

508
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:27,400
like bought fourteen thousand dollars worth of mortars, fireworks and

509
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:31,720
illegal imported combustibles from China, so you really went big.

510
00:19:32,039 --> 00:19:34,799
Speaker 3: Look the bigger the better. And at the end of it,

511
00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:38,200
I also got a million followers. So but I also

512
00:19:38,319 --> 00:19:41,799
did get a bunch of people on Twitter yelling at

513
00:19:41,799 --> 00:19:46,000
me and calling me like selfish and a monster, a villain,

514
00:19:46,279 --> 00:19:49,200
the worst person in the world. And I also like

515
00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:53,799
technically killed like twenty kids. Yeah, but a million followers.

516
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,480
Speaker 2: Right, it looks like you gotta as the kids say, canceled.

517
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,880
They didn't say that because they were dead.

518
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Speaker 3: Just to be clear, the orphans, well, sometimes people die,

519
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:06,160
you know what, I should probably take this opportunity to apologize. Chat.

520
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,839
Speaker 2: Oh hey, real quick, hold on, he's doing an apology

521
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,759
video and it's on and it's on Good Morning from Hell,

522
00:20:10,839 --> 00:20:14,759
Good Morning from Hell exclusive everybody the dog Zak's apology video.

523
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,640
Speaker 3: Chat, and I'm only gonna address it on this stream

524
00:20:18,079 --> 00:20:22,160
right here. I'm sorry. I didn't think I was going

525
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,519
to kill a lot of orphans when I set off

526
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:29,240
a lot of fireworks in their orphanage. But I wrote

527
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:29,559
a song.

528
00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:30,319
Speaker 1: You got a song?

529
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,640
Speaker 3: Wow, am song.

530
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,319
Speaker 1: Wow wow?

531
00:20:36,519 --> 00:20:41,920
Speaker 3: And you should forgive me O my god, the chat

532
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:49,000
this is so sad. Could someone give fu su wow?

533
00:20:49,279 --> 00:20:51,599
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell if that was like a new hit

534
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:54,519
song or if like my Nokia ringtone was going off.

535
00:20:54,559 --> 00:20:56,119
That was incredible. That was incredible.

536
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,960
Speaker 3: Thank you. It came from the heart because I believe

537
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,440
in change and I believe that people can change like me.

538
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,599
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean it kind of felt like you

539
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,400
came from your ass, Like you just pulled that out

540
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:06,839
of nowhere.

541
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,960
Speaker 1: There's an ant of content, as we say in the Bears.

542
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you so much, Chat for blowing up my phone.

543
00:21:12,079 --> 00:21:15,440
Oh fifty gifted. Thank you so much. Yeah, and I'm

544
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,759
really sorry. I'm really really sorry, and don't forget to

545
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,200
like and subscribe and hit that notification bell so you

546
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,200
know next time I go a lot which will be down.

547
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:28,680
Speaker 2: Here, follow us on Spotify? Yeah, YouTube? Hey, oh Apple podcasts?

548
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,480
Speaker 3: Whoa do you all have a show or a channel?

549
00:21:31,799 --> 00:21:34,759
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you're on it. Oh you blew up an

550
00:21:34,799 --> 00:21:36,720
orphanage and they like they like the song.

551
00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:38,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, they seem to really like it to be honest.

552
00:21:39,079 --> 00:21:41,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, they're eating that apology up. They're really responding.

553
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:45,079
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Big Dog's Satan is in chot. Thank

554
00:21:45,079 --> 00:21:48,680
you so much for the one hundred gifted. Thank you

555
00:21:48,799 --> 00:21:51,119
so much, sake yead, I would love to come hang

556
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:51,960
out at your place.

557
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:55,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, that's what it's. My brother he never he

558
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,839
never watches my show.

559
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,160
Speaker 3: Oh he always watches my streams like every time.

560
00:21:59,279 --> 00:22:00,319
Speaker 1: Oh does does he?

561
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:00,519
Speaker 2: Now?

562
00:22:00,839 --> 00:22:01,200
Speaker 3: Wow?

563
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:01,960
Speaker 2: Oh cool?

564
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:04,119
Speaker 3: Gets your three sub Yeah dude, I'm hanging out with

565
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,480
some losers right now, but I can one come over

566
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:06,880
right now.

567
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 2: I'm not really doing much. Oh, Insatan. My brother said

568
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,599
he wanted to collab with you. He said that were

569
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:12,000
his words.

570
00:22:12,079 --> 00:22:14,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's offering me a show at this point show

571
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,559
and my chat. That's so so wild.

572
00:22:16,599 --> 00:22:17,799
Speaker 1: Okay, what are we talking about here.

573
00:22:17,839 --> 00:22:20,559
Speaker 3: I mean, it's called good afternoon in Hell. I'll do it, man,

574
00:22:20,599 --> 00:22:21,720
I'll do it. Yeah, I accept.

575
00:22:21,839 --> 00:22:23,160
Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome.

576
00:22:23,279 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 3: You know.

577
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,680
Speaker 2: I bet that he probably meant to send that to me.

578
00:22:25,799 --> 00:22:28,119
He got the streams crossed and he was there brothers.

579
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,880
He used my brother, so he's probably sending that opportunity

580
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,759
to me. So give me a second. I'm going I'm

581
00:22:32,759 --> 00:22:34,160
gonna give a call. Hold on, hold on, hold on,

582
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:37,000
hold on, No one is available to straight the voicemail.

583
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,920
Hold on, let me try him again. Sometimes it goes

584
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,640
to voicemail, but that means they're on a phone call.

585
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,559
Speaker 1: If they're calling at the same time, I'm.

586
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,839
Speaker 2: Gonna try them again because then it'll break through voicemail.

587
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,440
Right here, we go straight back to voicemail.

588
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Speaker 3: Well, he's actively texting me, so maybe that's locking your phone.

589
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,920
Speaker 2: Oh call, there's the bubbles that are appearing on your thing.

590
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,680
Maybe you should text him. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay, let

591
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:59,039
me text him. Wow, bad service saying not delivered. You

592
00:22:59,039 --> 00:23:01,319
should probably go on the wife white fi white What

593
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:01,599
was it.

594
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 3: Zero zero zero zereo?

595
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm just sending Hey Satan, Hey, bib bro,

596
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:06,920
Hey man, you.

597
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,079
Speaker 1: Want a clab. Well, he's got it, it says red. Yeah.

598
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 2: No, he's got reroceipts turned on. But they're all just

599
00:23:12,279 --> 00:23:15,200
it's just going through. Oh winter, there's bubbles. Okay, no, no,

600
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,519
they went away. The bubbles went away.

601
00:23:17,079 --> 00:23:19,400
Speaker 3: He's just sent me a really funny TikTok Oh, yeah,

602
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,640
this is so good. So he's a lot.

603
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,160
Speaker 2: He's active, he's just ignoring.

604
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:24,319
Speaker 1: He's probably busy.

605
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just invited me to just hang out at

606
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:27,440
his place. He says he's doing nothing.

607
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 1: Maybe we could do a recording podcast collab there.

608
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Actually, can I borrow your phone? Can I borrow

609
00:23:33,319 --> 00:23:33,680
your phone?

610
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Speaker 3: Uh?

611
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 2: No, no here, give it to me, give it to me,

612
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:42,640
give it to me, to me, No, to mek to me. Okay,

613
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,920
hold on, I'm just gonna hate it's it's Clayton. Hey,

614
00:23:45,039 --> 00:23:47,240
big bro, can you please sext me back? It's important?

615
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 1: Love?

616
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 2: No, no, no, lete lead, Hey Clayton, here's your phone back here?

617
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:51,519
What are you saying?

618
00:23:51,559 --> 00:23:54,079
Speaker 3: What was he saying he's busy? Oh we're gonna say

619
00:23:54,079 --> 00:23:54,720
that he's busy.

620
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 1: Is he still in chat?

621
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's still in chat. He's also currently gifting subs too. Wow, Okay,

622
00:23:59,559 --> 00:24:03,400
that actually a god now, because Chat really loved my apology.

623
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:04,279
Speaker 1: You can do that.

624
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 3: Satan said that he's giving me like godship in hell.

625
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 1: Was that like an upper tier demon thing?

626
00:24:09,599 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, no it is.

627
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 2: I've been working towards then for about three four hundred years.

628
00:24:13,759 --> 00:24:15,559
Speaker 3: You have a take. Oh, it's really not that hard.

629
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,200
You just have that kind of have an influence.

630
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:18,440
Speaker 2: Oh, it's not, it's not.

631
00:24:18,599 --> 00:24:20,759
Speaker 3: It's not rocket science. It's pretty easy.

632
00:24:20,799 --> 00:24:22,640
Speaker 1: Well, why don't we just do the gasoline challenge? You

633
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:23,839
see how far that gets us up?

634
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:25,640
Speaker 2: How about I chug a bunch of gasoline in a pool?

635
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,599
Speaker 3: Might get you in my spot, you know, big dog Zach.

636
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 2: I think we're kind of coming to a bit of

637
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,119
a crossroads here, and I think I have to let

638
00:24:32,279 --> 00:24:32,799
you go.

639
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,839
Speaker 3: Oh wait, hold on on. Uh, Chat, So this isn't

640
00:24:36,839 --> 00:24:39,720
really the vibe right now, and I'm not really feeling

641
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,519
this collab. I think We're gonna go somewhere else, probably

642
00:24:42,519 --> 00:24:45,759
go to hang out with big boy Satan over there. No, no, Zach, Sorry,

643
00:24:45,799 --> 00:24:47,799
can you hey, Zach? Can you quiet down? I'm oh,

644
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,000
lection can.

645
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,799
Speaker 2: You quiet down? You're on my podcast? Get more hell

646
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:52,680
like in subscribe?

647
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 3: How many subscribers again do you have lots, Chris.

648
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:55,319
Speaker 2: Said, lots.

649
00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:57,839
Speaker 1: How many was it? Chris? Well, everyone right now listening

650
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,319
hit that subscriber.

651
00:24:59,559 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody on Big Dog Zach stream. Come over to

652
00:25:02,279 --> 00:25:04,920
Good Morning from Hell where the real action is happening.

653
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,440
Speaker 3: Well, Jack, so we're gonna go over here and actually

654
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:08,960
cool trend that week.

655
00:25:09,079 --> 00:25:11,519
Speaker 1: No Big Dog Zach. Actually, I'm gonna let you. You

656
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,039
need to leave. Actually I'm gonna I'm kicking.

657
00:25:13,759 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 2: You out right now. He's walked out and he's gone.

658
00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:21,599
Good Rittan's am I right? Chris co host Chad, whoever

659
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,319
you are? I don't he was talking to Chad the

660
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:24,799
whole time. I don't know who that is. I wanted

661
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:29,079
to make a quick apology to Chris. Chris, I'm sorry

662
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:33,039
I tried to replace you like and subscribed gifted subs.

663
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,640
I've already forgotten all the things that he said.

664
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 1: You have one of those little pianos. Can you sing

665
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,960
a song that worked really well?

666
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,920
Speaker 2: If I open up your rib cage, maybe I could

667
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,279
use it as like a xylophone.

668
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:45,599
Speaker 1: That's true. Hey, that's gonna be a Patreon exclusive. Yeah,

669
00:25:45,759 --> 00:25:51,519
rib cage xylophone apology exclusive to Patreons.

670
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,599
Speaker 2: Chris, you're such a good collaborator, man.

671
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 1: Go to good Morning from Hell dot com to support

672
00:25:55,960 --> 00:26:01,359
us directly, and you'll catch all of our exclusive xylophone anyways.

673
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,839
Speaker 2: Check out a store dot good Morning from Hell. Check

674
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,839
out some merch we got merch. I bet big dog

675
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,160
Zach doesn't have merch. Okay, he has merch. I'm seeing

676
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,000
his website. He's got a lot of merch, but our

677
00:26:09,039 --> 00:26:09,880
prices are better.

678
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: All right.

679
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 2: Go to good Morney from Hell dot com for our

680
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,039
patreonstore dot good Moe from Hell dot com. Get your merch.

681
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,799
Yeah yeah right, Chris, Yeah yeah, all right, listen to

682
00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:20,640
it on a high note.

683
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 1: Yeah hell, Clayton, Yeah yeah fuck. Thank you Blizz for

684
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,160
coming on the show. Good friend Blizz who actually is

685
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,240
a Twitch streamer.

686
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were pulling the lot from reality, weren't you,

687
00:26:33,039 --> 00:26:38,480
Blizz Sadly, where can our people follow you and find you?

688
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,400
Speaker 3: You can find me on twitch at twitch dot tv,

689
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:46,039
slash Blizz, or every other platform under blizz Bear. That's

690
00:26:46,079 --> 00:26:49,559
a three instead of an E. If you want horny

691
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:55,000
content or funny content or some content.

692
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,799
Speaker 2: You got it all, blizz Bear, no person, bliz Bear

693
00:26:58,839 --> 00:27:00,200
with a three and seventy.

694
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 1: Thank you, bliz for coming on the show. Everyone should

695
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,920
go like a subscribe by Twitched Blizz.

696
00:27:05,279 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you go to our Patreon, we are

697
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,079
going to be doing an episode of Why We're Going

698
00:27:09,079 --> 00:27:11,759
to Hell with Blizz. You should see how he looks.

699
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:16,039
He's wearing just the coolest glasses, the coolest streamer stuff. Wow,

700
00:27:16,079 --> 00:27:18,480
you really didn't have to change much for this character,

701
00:27:18,519 --> 00:27:20,640
did you, Big Dog. Zach and Blizz are the same guy.

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Speaker 3: I think we're all Zach deep down, man.

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Speaker 1: Deep down we are.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Blizz and talk to y'all next week. Bye bye,