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Speaker 1: us up earlier.
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Speaker 1: I'm in Petties almost every weekend, that's true, mist every weekend.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm fully aware of what you're about to
Speaker 1: say here. You're gonna say give me that for the
Speaker 1: Good News Network on a Friday. With that, Not quite sure.
Speaker 1: We're all the way there yet, as far as a
Speaker 1: happy ending.
Speaker 2: To this story. I'm already liking it when I hear
Speaker 2: a happy ending and good news network.
Speaker 3: Couple was out in the Australian bush doing a little getaway,
Speaker 3: took their dog with them, wiener dog named Valerie.
Speaker 1: Valerie ran off while they were fishing.
Speaker 2: Really, that's not good if they're fishing, because there was
Speaker 2: a lot of saltwater.
Speaker 1: Crocs disappeared into the bush and they spent the rest
Speaker 1: of their camping vacation looking for the eight pound doccent
Speaker 1: miniature docsent eight pounds. Come to the end of their trip,
Speaker 1: the dog has no show.
Speaker 2: Kangaroo had it in his pouch, They had no they
Speaker 2: they left in Uh.
Speaker 1: Were heartbroken. Eighteen months later, no way, Valerie has been
Speaker 1: spotted in the bush and appears to be doing well.
Speaker 1: I guess some sort of wildlife camera picked up on
Speaker 1: the dog, who appears to be quite healthy, happy and
Speaker 1: content and about to be apprehended and return to their owners.
Speaker 2: Provided it wants to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're saying the thing may not be domesticated anymore
Speaker 1: because it's obviously figured out how to exist after eighteen
Speaker 1: months in some pretty harsh conditions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if it's eighteen months and it's showed
Speaker 2: up on camera. You do have to kind of think
Speaker 2: that dog might be saying you guys kind of sucked
Speaker 2: his owners. You went fishing. Turn your back on me.
Speaker 2: I'm mosied away. I don't want to be with you.
Speaker 1: Say the main threat would be from eagles that are
Speaker 1: frequents in the area of Kangaroo Island where the dog
Speaker 1: went missing just over eighteen months ago.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if this is really a Good
Speaker 2: News network story or not, because I mean, they don't
Speaker 2: have the dog back yet.
Speaker 1: Although it does give us a good opportunity to hear
Speaker 1: those wonderful Australian accents.
Speaker 2: Fantastic news off of that, we have seen that we've
Speaker 2: managed to narrow down the search area to one specific
Speaker 2: point where we can fade Valerie. We've got cameras in place,
Speaker 2: we can monitor her.
Speaker 1: She's looking really healthy and from here on forward, it's
Speaker 1: just little steps and we'll continue to work away to
Speaker 1: get her more comfortable.
Speaker 2: Dude, I hope that camera didn't pick up footage of
Speaker 2: an eagle with Valerie.
Speaker 1: You know, so there's also some venomous snakes, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: in that area that are quite common.
Speaker 2: We'll see you're looking at the video pad, and here
Speaker 2: it is clean. There's a winner dog. It just swoops
Speaker 2: down the big talons right there to the nest.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'll be getting this one up in my kid's throats
Speaker 2: in minutes.
Speaker 1: Valerie could be a badass, though, for all we know
Speaker 1: at this point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what you do.
Speaker 1: Could have befriended the area's eagles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, could have befriended the snakes too, but I kind
Speaker 2: of doubt it. I don't know what you do, and
Speaker 2: if I was in that predicament, I know what i'd do.
Speaker 2: That's not Valerie. You can tell by the mud. That's
Speaker 2: not Teddy some other Wiener dog. You can tell by
Speaker 2: the markings. This just happened to get launched. Yeah, way
Speaker 2: out in the bush, all right? Uh, we there are
Speaker 2: too many innuendos and puns there. We know everybody at
Speaker 2: the Wiener lost in the bush. But we're not a
Speaker 2: childish As.
Speaker 1: Long as we're on that subject of innuendos puns from childishness,
Speaker 1: I have I guess this could be a headline of
Speaker 1: the week, contender, Do you want to get your little
Speaker 1: dictation machine out there?
Speaker 2: You didn't warn me about a headline of the week,
Speaker 2: So give me a sec okay on three one two three,
Speaker 2: you go.
Speaker 1: And I have video of this as well at the
Speaker 1: JR Facebook page. California woman uses world's longest tongue to
Speaker 1: play jinga.
Speaker 2: Okay, I have that in the thing. California woman uses
Speaker 2: world's longest tongue to play jinga. Let's see what the
Speaker 2: other headline of the week. So far away and Nel
Speaker 2: Tapper is thirty four years old. She was just awarded
Speaker 2: a longest female tongue. She played Jengle with it. That's
Speaker 2: pretty talented.
Speaker 1: Did I get video of her playing Jenga with her
Speaker 1: long tongue?
Speaker 2: But I don't know if it's as talented and good
Speaker 2: as this headline of the week. Man arrested in Provo,
Speaker 2: Utah for entering a restaurant fully naked and flexing his muscles.
Speaker 1: I lost the rest while brandishing firearm.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think it's the nude guy in the that's
Speaker 2: pat flexing with my finger gun. All right, so we're
Speaker 2: gonna at least put down headline of the week for
Speaker 2: and I'll go back and write it.
Speaker 1: When you get a chance. Go watch her maneuver her tongue.
Speaker 1: On the jinga blocks ten steps ahead, craziness. Will the
Speaker 1: thoughts will be running through your head immediately. Huh as
Speaker 1: to how you could expand upon that special skill set?
Speaker 2: And I bet she has? Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: We get a fake news story here of sorts. This
Speaker 1: is actually kind of a mess. There's a h So
Speaker 1: was the whole predicament of Valerie the Wiener dogs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: whether we're gonna.
Speaker 2: Keep her or not.
Speaker 1: Everetts, Massachusetts, suburb of Boston, their mayor, their uh had
Speaker 1: been the subject for several years of a local newspaper,
Speaker 1: small newspaper, weekly public A casting aspersions about not above
Speaker 1: board things the mayor was up to, and they were
Speaker 1: accusing him of all this stuff.
Speaker 2: That's the same thing as aspersions, right.
Speaker 1: They labeled him kickback Carlo will to be mayor Carlo
Speaker 1: DeMaria of Everetts. So this really pissed the mayor off
Speaker 1: to the point where he's like, they haven't been able
Speaker 1: to prove anything. I'm going to sue them, And he
Speaker 1: did and it was awarded a one one point one
Speaker 1: million settlements in.
Speaker 2: December because they couldn't provide a thing. Right.
Speaker 1: That forced the small family publication that had been in
Speaker 1: existence for one hundred and forty years to shut down
Speaker 1: because they with that one point one mill they got
Speaker 1: to pay the mayri.
Speaker 2: Sorry about your life.
Speaker 1: They're out of business, you know what all what was
Speaker 1: his name, mayor Carlo Maria kickback Carla.
Speaker 2: Oh, I would be kicked back Bobby all day long
Speaker 2: if I was a mayor. Now, ironically they have to
Speaker 2: report on themselves.
Speaker 1: Carlo di Maria aka kickback Carlo is being accused of
Speaker 1: doing some things that.
Speaker 2: Well aren't above born. Oh god, you had one point
Speaker 2: whatever mail. Walk away, Carlo, you greedy stumbatch.
Speaker 1: So it does turn out that the newspaper, which was
Speaker 1: successfully sued by the angry mayor for pretty what he
Speaker 1: said was fake news, actually was onto something to begin with,
Speaker 1: and truth all comes out in.
Speaker 2: The wash here in the end. Are you sure the
Speaker 2: truth coming out? Because then they have to he has
Speaker 2: to refund the money and then the paper is back
Speaker 2: in business.
Speaker 1: No, I, this is this is completely just this. This
Speaker 1: is why people hate politicians, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Matter who you are, where you are, a polo, You
Speaker 1: show me one politician. It is completely on the level,
Speaker 1: totally one. No shadiness, no shysterness going on.
Speaker 2: They do not exist.
Speaker 1: Because once you get into that situation, you owe somebody something.
Speaker 1: In fact, you owe more than somebody something in realistic situation.
Speaker 1: People that voted and this and that, and they're coming
Speaker 1: at you left and right every single day, and.
Speaker 2: It's send me money and kickback. Bobby's taking it. I
Speaker 2: have a bank full of bills, bank full of Benjamin's
Speaker 2: old mayor. Kickback, Bobby, you put it right on there.
Speaker 2: You run under that.
Speaker 1: A look, I'm just tell you up front, I'm on
Speaker 1: the take man.
Speaker 2: All these other people, all these other politicians, they're lying
Speaker 2: to you. I'm running on a truth platter.
Speaker 1: You want to get stuff done.
Speaker 2: Here's my poms, Yeah, get to grease of them. Hey,
Speaker 2: my insurance bills one double JR R. Orlando's