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<v Speaker 1>See Linchin Taco on Orlando's rock station one O one

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<v Speaker 1>one w R are this hour of the show brought

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<v Speaker 1>you by Petties Meat State Road four thirty four in Longwood,

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<v Speaker 1>just west eye Ford. Willie, who works over there, hit

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<v Speaker 1>us up earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>He's one of the butchers over there. Petties meet man.

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<v Speaker 2>They have high quality meats over at Petties and uh desserts, appetizers,

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<v Speaker 2>side orders. Anything you want at Petties, They're gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>it for you. Trust me.

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<v Speaker 1>Reason they've been in business for more than forty years.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Hey, when you go shopping at Petties, don't forget

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<v Speaker 2>a their way of saying thanks for being a customer.

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<v Speaker 2>You code pour yourself an ice cold free draft beer.

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<v Speaker 2>Just go shopping it. It's your shopping beer.

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<v Speaker 1>They have their wine tastings on Saturdays one to four.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be doing it, your little dry by.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in Petties almost every weekend, that's true, mist every weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm fully aware of what you're about to

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<v Speaker 1>say here. You're gonna say give me that for the

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<v Speaker 1>Good News Network on a Friday. With that, Not quite sure.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all the way there yet, as far as a

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<v Speaker 1>happy ending.

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<v Speaker 2>To this story. I'm already liking it when I hear

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<v Speaker 2>a happy ending and good news network.

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<v Speaker 3>Couple was out in the Australian bush doing a little getaway,

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<v Speaker 3>took their dog with them, wiener dog named Valerie.

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<v Speaker 1>Valerie ran off while they were fishing.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, that's not good if they're fishing, because there was

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of saltwater.

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<v Speaker 1>Crocs disappeared into the bush and they spent the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of their camping vacation looking for the eight pound doccent

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<v Speaker 1>miniature docsent eight pounds. Come to the end of their trip,

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<v Speaker 1>the dog has no show.

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<v Speaker 2>Kangaroo had it in his pouch, They had no they

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<v Speaker 2>they left in Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Were heartbroken. Eighteen months later, no way, Valerie has been

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<v Speaker 1>spotted in the bush and appears to be doing well.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess some sort of wildlife camera picked up on

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<v Speaker 1>the dog, who appears to be quite healthy, happy and

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<v Speaker 1>content and about to be apprehended and return to their owners.

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<v Speaker 2>Provided it wants to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're saying the thing may not be domesticated anymore

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<v Speaker 1>because it's obviously figured out how to exist after eighteen

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<v Speaker 1>months in some pretty harsh conditions.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, if it's eighteen months and it's showed

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<v Speaker 2>up on camera. You do have to kind of think

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<v Speaker 2>that dog might be saying you guys kind of sucked

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<v Speaker 2>his owners. You went fishing. Turn your back on me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm mosied away. I don't want to be with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Say the main threat would be from eagles that are

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<v Speaker 1>frequents in the area of Kangaroo Island where the dog

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<v Speaker 1>went missing just over eighteen months ago.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know if this is really a Good

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<v Speaker 2>News network story or not, because I mean, they don't

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<v Speaker 2>have the dog back yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Although it does give us a good opportunity to hear

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<v Speaker 1>those wonderful Australian accents.

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<v Speaker 2>Fantastic news off of that, we have seen that we've

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<v Speaker 2>managed to narrow down the search area to one specific

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<v Speaker 2>point where we can fade Valerie. We've got cameras in place,

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<v Speaker 2>we can monitor her.

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<v Speaker 1>She's looking really healthy and from here on forward, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just little steps and we'll continue to work away to

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<v Speaker 1>get her more comfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I hope that camera didn't pick up footage of

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<v Speaker 2>an eagle with Valerie.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, so there's also some venomous snakes, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>in that area that are quite common.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see you're looking at the video pad, and here

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<v Speaker 2>it is clean. There's a winner dog. It just swoops

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<v Speaker 2>down the big talons right there to the nest.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be getting this one up in my kid's throats

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<v Speaker 2>in minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Valerie could be a badass, though, for all we know

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<v Speaker 1>at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know what you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Could have befriended the area's eagles.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, could have befriended the snakes too, but I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of doubt it. I don't know what you do, and

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<v Speaker 2>if I was in that predicament, I know what i'd do.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not Valerie. You can tell by the mud. That's

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<v Speaker 2>not Teddy some other Wiener dog. You can tell by

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<v Speaker 2>the markings. This just happened to get launched. Yeah, way

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<v Speaker 2>out in the bush, all right? Uh, we there are

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<v Speaker 2>too many innuendos and puns there. We know everybody at

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<v Speaker 2>the Wiener lost in the bush. But we're not a

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<v Speaker 2>childish As.

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<v Speaker 1>Long as we're on that subject of innuendos puns from childishness,

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<v Speaker 1>I have I guess this could be a headline of

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<v Speaker 1>the week, contender, Do you want to get your little

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<v Speaker 1>dictation machine out there?

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't warn me about a headline of the week,

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<v Speaker 2>So give me a sec okay on three one two three,

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<v Speaker 2>you go.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have video of this as well at the

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<v Speaker 1>JR Facebook page. California woman uses world's longest tongue to

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<v Speaker 1>play jinga.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I have that in the thing. California woman uses

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<v Speaker 2>world's longest tongue to play jinga. Let's see what the

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<v Speaker 2>other headline of the week. So far away and Nel

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<v Speaker 2>Tapper is thirty four years old. She was just awarded

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<v Speaker 2>a longest female tongue. She played Jengle with it. That's

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<v Speaker 2>pretty talented.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I get video of her playing Jenga with her

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<v Speaker 1>long tongue?

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't know if it's as talented and good

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<v Speaker 2>as this headline of the week. Man arrested in Provo,

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<v Speaker 2>Utah for entering a restaurant fully naked and flexing his muscles.

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<v Speaker 1>I lost the rest while brandishing firearm.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I think it's the nude guy in the that's

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<v Speaker 2>pat flexing with my finger gun. All right, so we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna at least put down headline of the week for

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll go back and write it.

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<v Speaker 1>When you get a chance. Go watch her maneuver her tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>On the jinga blocks ten steps ahead, craziness. Will the

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<v Speaker 1>thoughts will be running through your head immediately. Huh as

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<v Speaker 1>to how you could expand upon that special skill set?

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<v Speaker 2>And I bet she has? Yeah, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>We get a fake news story here of sorts. This

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<v Speaker 1>is actually kind of a mess. There's a h So

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<v Speaker 1>was the whole predicament of Valerie the Wiener dogs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>whether we're gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep her or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Everetts, Massachusetts, suburb of Boston, their mayor, their uh had

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<v Speaker 1>been the subject for several years of a local newspaper,

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<v Speaker 1>small newspaper, weekly public A casting aspersions about not above

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<v Speaker 1>board things the mayor was up to, and they were

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<v Speaker 1>accusing him of all this stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the same thing as aspersions, right.

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<v Speaker 1>They labeled him kickback Carlo will to be mayor Carlo

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<v Speaker 1>DeMaria of Everetts. So this really pissed the mayor off

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<v Speaker 1>to the point where he's like, they haven't been able

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<v Speaker 1>to prove anything. I'm going to sue them, And he

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<v Speaker 1>did and it was awarded a one one point one

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<v Speaker 1>million settlements in.

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<v Speaker 2>December because they couldn't provide a thing. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>That forced the small family publication that had been in

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<v Speaker 1>existence for one hundred and forty years to shut down

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<v Speaker 1>because they with that one point one mill they got

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<v Speaker 1>to pay the mayri.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry about your life.

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<v Speaker 1>They're out of business, you know what all what was

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<v Speaker 1>his name, mayor Carlo Maria kickback Carla.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I would be kicked back Bobby all day long

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<v Speaker 2>if I was a mayor. Now, ironically they have to

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<v Speaker 2>report on themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Carlo di Maria aka kickback Carlo is being accused of

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<v Speaker 1>doing some things that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well aren't above born. Oh god, you had one point

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<v Speaker 2>whatever mail. Walk away, Carlo, you greedy stumbatch.

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<v Speaker 1>So it does turn out that the newspaper, which was

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<v Speaker 1>successfully sued by the angry mayor for pretty what he

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<v Speaker 1>said was fake news, actually was onto something to begin with,

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<v Speaker 1>and truth all comes out in.

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<v Speaker 2>The wash here in the end. Are you sure the

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<v Speaker 2>truth coming out? Because then they have to he has

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<v Speaker 2>to refund the money and then the paper is back

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<v Speaker 2>in business.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I, this is this is completely just this. This

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<v Speaker 1>is why people hate politicians, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Matter who you are, where you are, a polo, You

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<v Speaker 1>show me one politician. It is completely on the level,

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<v Speaker 1>totally one. No shadiness, no shysterness going on.

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<v Speaker 2>They do not exist.

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<v Speaker 1>Because once you get into that situation, you owe somebody something.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, you owe more than somebody something in realistic situation.

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<v Speaker 1>People that voted and this and that, and they're coming

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<v Speaker 1>at you left and right every single day, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It's send me money and kickback. Bobby's taking it. I

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<v Speaker 2>have a bank full of bills, bank full of Benjamin's

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<v Speaker 2>old mayor. Kickback, Bobby, you put it right on there.

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<v Speaker 2>You run under that.

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<v Speaker 1>A look, I'm just tell you up front, I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>the take man.

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<v Speaker 2>All these other people, all these other politicians, they're lying

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<v Speaker 2>to you. I'm running on a truth platter.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to get stuff done.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's my poms, Yeah, get to grease of them. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>my insurance bills one double JR R. Orlando's