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Speaker 1: There's so goddamn short sighted. I'll be like, hey, uh,

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if we don't, if you turn the power off for

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the next three days, all these beautiful koy fish are

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going to die. They're like, well, we only need them

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for the pictures. Yeah, I know, but the koy are

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gonna die. They don't say, I don't care. But that's well, it's.

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Speaker 2: So crazy because real estate agents will pitch you on

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a story, on a life, on a future, and it's

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a little bit like a guy going up to a

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girl in a bar. There is a current of commission

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and or a transaction underneath all of this fucking shit

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you're spinning. It feels very disingenuous.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Hilo, Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of

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another Below Deck podcast.

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Speaker 2: I'm Dylan. That's past. It's Tuesday. Sorry.

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Speaker 1: By the way, you know, some would argue that we've

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lost our war against Bravo. I'd say we I wouldn't.

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I'd say we've lost a battle Bravo. I'm warning you

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right now, if we don't get those screeners back for

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the next season a Below Deck, that's when I'm really

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going to let loose and and that and I mean it.

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This time, I really do.

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Speaker 2: Well. I here's where I don't think that we've lost

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the war with Bravo. Right one. I haven't been activated,

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and I'm much more aggressive with customer service than you.

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Speaker 1: I've seen those emails.

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Speaker 2: I will active if we don't want to, Okay, but

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I think that we've won the war because and and

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I don't want to see it's It's kind of like

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going to war with a family member. You know, we

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we've seen it in medieval tales and stuff like that,

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but you don't want to see, uh a brother or

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a sister get their leg lopped off and you stand

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above them victorious. But what's happening right now is Bravo

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and below Deck are faltering. We need to talk about

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below Deck really quickly. Okay, below Deck is.

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Speaker 1: This is you uh so going into your thoughts and.

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Speaker 2: Not no, no, this is a this is a this

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is a public service announcement because I think the audience

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can can agree with us. This show is bad right now.

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The show has you know, we watched Salt Lake City

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at patroon dot kom Slash another podcast network, and every

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week it's wow, this is so fun, this is so funny,

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and then you watch Below Deck and it's really really struggling.

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I can't remember the last time we've had a season

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of Below Deck that was like, you got to watch this.

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It's not must C TV, right.

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Speaker 1: It's passive viewing. It's kind of like the Kardashians for

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nineteen years they were on, they'd run like all day marathons.

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And this is where I never got my house keeping

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done better with it on in the background.

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Speaker 2: Right right, right, that's all you can watch. Can you

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put the producer hat on and fix the show?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I will. I would have helped this season. Davidil

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is absolutely useless. Look, I don't like always that you

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have to have the archetype people of the horny people

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coming in for the hookups, but you do have to

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have interesting people that can interact with other people this

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whole he's an engineer, but he's also he's not forced

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to live below the belt like the Steerage and the Titanic. Yeah,

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that's a pointless thing. We got to change that with this. So,

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speaking specifically of sailing, we have to have another We

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got to add more crew members on here.

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Speaker 2: So here's the thing. If we're gonna have somebody who

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lives in the basement. Let's have somebody who lives in

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the basement. Right, Let's throw a meat let's have some fun, hey, slot, right,

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here's your food.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you just throw down, like scrape off

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the plates from the night before the guests didn't eat,

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sure in a.

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Speaker 2: Hole and then throw an a twenty four lens on it.

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Right when we throw scraps to the basement gremlin, daffodil.

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Let's add some stings to it, Let's add some narrative

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complexity to it, Let's do something to it. But the

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main fix is that people just have to start fucking more.

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horniness among the sea rats, because I'm not saying that

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you need it for a perversion's sake. It complicates things,

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Speaker 1: Another thing could be happening here, Dylan, You and I

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have watched every single season since twenty eighteen, and then

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of course the show has now spun off into several

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different other shows, right, and it gets tired just like

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any other show. Right, Yeah, so that could be happening

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Speaker 2: We'll get in the comments. Let us know how many

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pots would you give this season so far? Because we've

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got the season finale next week. That's right, the season finale.

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Who's climactic moment is Gary saying I think we should

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be together? I mean, miss me. That's a New York

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hot dog of a climactic moment.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing, I wonder how many of those conversations

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Daisy and Gary had that actually got left on the

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cutting gram floor, thank god.

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Speaker 1: Seeing a single scene of it at this point, because

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attention hore and all of this. Anytime he does this

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is for those reasons, not because he sees any future

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with Daisy at all. Right, right, right, so it's pointless.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's get into thoughts and nots.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Dylan, I think more importantly, let's talk about a

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show that you and I are really enjoying.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, maybe the reason why I don't like

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Below Deck so much right now is because the other

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thing in our ecosystem, the other show we're watching, is

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bringing us such joy, such trauma, such tea.

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Speaker 1: It's called traders culture. Now, did you know that NBC

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the free cable channel, not a cable channel network channel.

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They've aired the first three episodes for free, so you

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don't have to go to that peacock service and hand

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over nine to ninety nine or whatever the hell they're

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Yeah. The only thing that the fans aren't

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and evidently that's a very defensive that's a very controversial thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So just because Dylan has no empathy with people

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struggling with addiction doesn't mean old Patty does Oh okay,

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Speaker 2: Right right right. So anyways, go to Patreon, listen to that,

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all the stuff below deck thoughts and not pat I

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Twenty minutes of it was spent on Danny and Chase.

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of the season and this whole this narrative of like, well,

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he's pretty inconsistent. It's not that he's not inconsistent the

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first couple ones. I mean, Daisy was at fault for

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at least two of the fuck ups. I think Klois

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we can get in the ear of the casting gods

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over at Bravo. I give this young man another season.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so too. I think he'll be on

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next season. Do not give Gary another season.

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Speaker 1: He's already been thrown out with the bathwater.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. The Chase and Danny stuff was awful because these

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What are we doing talking about the weight of the

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weight of a lie? But what are we I'm sorry,

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we haven't been married for twenty two years.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I think. I think the phrase gas lighting

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is overused. Often it's incorrectly used. What Chase is doing

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is definitely gas lighting. See what The reason he's pointing

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out that she lied to him, right, is because he

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needs an excuse for when he's tired of having sex

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with him. He doesn't look like a jerk, right, He

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can point to that you know you lied, and I

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can't get past that because I can't spend the rest

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of my life with a liar. You see.

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Speaker 2: But so two pots for me?

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Speaker 1: Two pots? What one pot? Your lowest knots rady in years?

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I'm going to give it thirty knots. I do like

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the drama happening between Captain Glenn and drunk Gary. It's interesting, right,

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, you did, all right? So we begin where

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we left the left off, with Gary and Glenn going

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at one another. Remember Gary was throwing a little bit

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of a ship fit.

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Speaker 1: Well, if you were cold, well that's because he was

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forced to drink till it. You remember that scene where

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to his head and they said, drink this entire bottle

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of champagn or. We're going to kill you.

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and you'll recall he's throwing your ship fit because Glenn's

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taking his tip away because he got blackout drunk and

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then started defied bedtime orders and started smoking cigarettes and

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talking to himself like Gollum. But when he says his

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main defense is the guests told me to do it.

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agent who was like, you know, I don't know what

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a big deal. It was just a knife and you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really stupid for him to bring this up.

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I want to get to this penalty though. From Captain Glenn.

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where he was threatened. He threatened to take away the

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crew's tip because they were drinking coronas when they were

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supposed to be cleaning the boat. It wasn't a service day,

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there were no guests there. So at the point at

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that time when we recapped, I said, this is illegal,

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threaten to take away someone's tip for work that's already

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Speaker 2: That first season was so bonkers. If you haven't seen it,

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which why would you, but Lee. There was like a

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three episode arc of Lee doing perpetual, truly insane fire

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Speaker 1: I did like when they found cocaine on the boat though,

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and he drove the boat back to the dock. That

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Speaker 2: How that guy got as many seasons as he did

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the first season. You should know that this man is

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a deranged lunatic.

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Speaker 1: You're talking about captain ly Yeah yeah, yeah, oh and

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a fame whar too by the way, right.

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Speaker 2: Right, so they said a lot of five hundred euro docking,

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yeah right. And Gary says that he doesn't even want

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Speaker 1: Well because he points out, hey, two drinks, I can

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drink that in like twenty minutes, doesn't even affect me,

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which is less of an excuse of guilt and more

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of a proof that you have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol. Yeah,

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you're an alcoholic. Yeah, Gary, you should go to an

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AA meeting. Now, do not pass go, do not whatever

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the help, do not.

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Speaker 2: Collect five hundred euro And I think AA would actually

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really help Gary. Wouldn't help me.

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Speaker 1: Lots of broken girls in there, Gary, Oh I did

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AA and you can really get some help. But if

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I was in that conclave, I would just feel like

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everybody's so fucking everybody's just drinking black coffee and fucking smoking,

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and I don't want to be here, right, It wouldn't

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help me.

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Speaker 1: When I went there, I used to eat all the

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m and ms.

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Speaker 2: I got so fat all right, so the cherry on top.

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Gary says, I'm gonna try to do it like JFK. No,

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I'm not. He says, I was not drunk.

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Speaker 1: Last night because he Yeah, I pointed this out in

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the last episode. What he could have gotten away with it.

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You just walk onto the ramp on that boat and

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you head to your cabin and you'll get away with it.

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do that.

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Speaker 1: That right right now, I want to point out something

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else with this, and we've talked about this with k

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chastaining Queen and the sea. When you're allowing these people

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to drink on the boat, you could say, oh, well,

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we don't have charter of the next day. However you do,

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you aren't manning a very dangerous boat. You still can

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get people killed. I'd argue sometimes I'm at my dumbest

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or least useful at the being hungover as opposed to

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having a couple in me the night before. I'm just

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pointing out how dangerous it can be.

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Speaker 2: The last time I was like really hungover. But I

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know that it is debilitating, debilitated, it's debility. Think no,

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you think that all the greasy food is going to

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make you feel better, and it kind of does, but

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you're you're just kind of yeah, you can't work a boat.

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But these are sea rats. They're professional drunks. So Daisy

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then says she feels like she's getting thrown under the

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bus because of Gary. There's no accountability for these sea rats.

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You broke the rules.

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Speaker 1: Okay, there isn't. However, if Gary didn't get caught with that,

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I don't think she would have gotten pulled in it,

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which is the point. She's getting shrapnel with the bullet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So Chase goes to Gara to Danny and tells

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her about the meeting, and Danny complains that Daisy is

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leaving them with too much work to do. This girl is,

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i mean, just always finds her way back. It's like

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a sketch character at this point. It's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and she does not disappoint with the craziness

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at the end of the episode. Now, I want to

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say this, They did end that little complaint thing there

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where Chase and Danny talk they dry hump, and I

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was watching him try humping. I was like, God, I

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miss dry humping.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, when you get.

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Speaker 1: Married and been as married as long as I have

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yet there's no more dry humping, right, No more sixty nine,

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which I don't want to need or want. And then

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you also never have sex twice in the same day.

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Maybe some married couples out there do feel free to

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hit us up on the Facebook. Yeah, rub it in

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old Patty's face.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're right. Dry humping is such a sign

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of youthful passion, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I was very eloquent and beautifully said.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Yeah, it's it's like this torrent

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of I am thrusting and I can't even wait to

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get my clothes off right now, you know, it's like

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it's it's like a hot amuse booche. But we don't

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do that anymore.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, no need. Well, we got

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babies crying now, it's just like throw it down, run

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and gun and.

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Speaker 2: Quit it right right right?

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Speaker 1: A diaper needs to be changed, right right right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's munitions exploding out there. You know, we

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don't have time for fucking dry humping.

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Speaker 1: So is where Gary and Nooy's chase with the I

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guess that the apparatus is referred to as a hallard.

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Speaker 2: Well, first we've got the tip twenty three. Grand Daisy

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offers to cover the five hundred for Keith, which was honorable,

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And then I remember that they're flirting. So this is

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kind of like a fucking flirt thing, you know. This

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is these two bore mad of tears. This this is

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something you can't have on this show. It's a non starter.

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We've got a priest and a prude.

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Speaker 1: A priest and the prude flirt. It's a lifetime movie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great. But in the Lifetime movie

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they fuck and they kill each other.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they hire Hitman.

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Speaker 2: But in this they just do this note passing bullshit

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and it's like, listen, we don't care when they're slamming

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away at each other, so how could we possibly care?

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What the note passing check? Yes, if you want to

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be my girlfriend, what are you thirteen years old?

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Speaker 1: But does she like me more than a friend?

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Speaker 2: It's nuts. So Danny complains more to Deanna about Daisy.

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This is the warm tongue moment that Deanna falls for.

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I wonder if she's gonna send Dianna off again to

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file a complaint. I guarantee you that happens in the finale.

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Danny's just gonna sit by the points complaint, I know.

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So then we get to the mission impossible barnacle cleaning

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or whatever. This is the best way to do. This

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is a Hallard and a Boatston supervising and listen. We

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love Chase, he's a puppy, but dude, what are you doing? Gary?

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Don't make us defend Gary. Okay, we don't want to

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defend Gary, but in this it is very black and white.

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Your boss tells you to do something, you flip out

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and then get pissed off when the captain finds out

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about your Insah, Gary dropped a dime, but this is

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a fine dime dropping. Glenn's like, what's Chase doing? He's like,

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he's fucking He's losing his mind out there.

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Speaker 1: Now. Glenn is normally cool as a cucumber. I think

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Glenn had felt bad. This would be probably an hour

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after that tip meeting. Yes, so he felt to kind

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of even the score. It's like when the referees call

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uh holding on something. It's a bad call. They got

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to make up for it later.

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Speaker 2: In the game. Did you see the Chiefs game this week?

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Speaker 1: I didn't believe it, mad could believe, you know, I

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like Pat Mahomes. I think he's a good guy. But

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those games that he's playing, you were scrambling like that.

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You are a running back, sir, and you can have

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your You should be able to have you body level.

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Speaker 2: I you know, there was on Twitter there was like

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a five minute compilation of Tom Brady getting absolutely crushed,

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and it's like, what is what's what? The comparisons here

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they always have to what is what's coming for the

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six It's not even a you know, so sick of

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the Chiefs get in the comments. Let's know, if you're

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sick of the Chiefs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I hope they fucking lose this weekend.

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Speaker 2: Oh me too. Anyway, I will pop a bottle if

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they lose this weekend, I'll spray it all over the place.

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My wife will go, why did you do that?

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Speaker 1: He said, I'm having fun, having.

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Speaker 2: A great time. What kind of question is that? All Right? So,

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Gary and Daisy and Chloys meeting the crew mess and

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it's the last one of the season. It's time for

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the prad frag shape made egg.

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Speaker 1: We should have had Kaylin here for this. Why well,

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he wants to come back on the show and produce,

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does he really? Yeah? Yeah, he says, now that we're

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doing in the mornings, which I hope we're not doing

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in the mornings anymore. He says he'll come back and

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produce the show. A lot of listeners miss his laugh.

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Speaker 2: I think his laugh is very helpful because you know, listen,

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we laugh at what we laugh at, but Kaylin laughs

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at so much stuff. We're dead inside, you know, we're

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so used to each other. But Kaylan is a joyful

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human being. So I do think it would help the

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show out a lot.

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Speaker 1: I'll call him after the show, how much.

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Speaker 2: He drives a pretty tough bargain, that kid stern negotiator.

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So let's get to the preference meeting. We've got mL

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real estate professional, not a real name, not a real job,

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and then we've get to we get to some dietary restrictions. Yes,

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mL is such a real estate professional. I mean, she's

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a fucking filthy drunk.

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Speaker 1: And they all completely going after an entire vertical of occupation.

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The real estate agents, they are all drunks by or

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former ones.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean the really successful ones aren't.

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Speaker 1: They're some of the most annoying people I've ever dealt

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with my entire life. And I mean that, like across

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the board. They're so goddamn short sighted. I'll be like, hey,

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if we don't, if you turn the power off for

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the next three days, all these beautiful koyfish are going

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to die. They're like, well, we only need them for

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the pictures. Yeah, I know, but the koy are going

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to die, right. They don't say, I don't care, but.

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Speaker 2: That's well, it's so crazy because real estate agents will

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pitch you on a story, on a life, on a future,

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and it's a little bit like a guy going up

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to a girl in a bar. There is a current

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of commission and or a transaction underneath all of this

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fucking shit your spinning. It feels very disingenuous.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I always love those millionaire listing shows. There's like

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five of them now whatever. And then whenever it gets

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down in the negotiation because they sell the person they're

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going to sell their house to, like, I'm going to

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do everything. I will bend the earth to get this

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house sold for you, right, and they go, all right,

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but I don't want it to sell for less than

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two point four don't worry about it, Bob. Fast forward

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tail into the op I sold your house, how'd you

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do it. We lowered the price. Wow, genius. No one

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else could have done that.

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Speaker 2: Nobody could have done it. And listen. If you're in

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real estate, we'd love to thank you for listening.

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Speaker 1: And I apologize. I was only kidding about everything.

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Speaker 2: So we get dietary restrictions. There's a lot, and I listen,

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it's your vacation, you're paying for it. I don't like

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something is not a dietary restrictions.

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Speaker 1: That's a great point.

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Speaker 2: That's I don't like this.

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Speaker 1: But what if you don't like onions. We've seen that

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in a season, and then the chef chose to put

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onions in nearly every meal.

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Speaker 2: That psychopath, Adam psycho fucking psycho. So in that case

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and no wonder he's killing it on Instagram living by

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himself in the woods with his dog. That's the only

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way he could ever exist because he's a psychopath.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lonely existence, but it works for him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyways, the dietary restrictions are I don't like

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raw vegetables, I don't like blah blah blah blah blah.

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One person is a gluten sensitivity, So Klois has got

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a bit of a gauntlet that he has to walk through.

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Speaker 1: I don't think they like seafood either. That will come

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up at the next time.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're doing sushi tomorrow, so that's confusing. Anyways,

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we get ready for a night out. Daisy is very MOPy.

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The melodrama of this episode was so nauseating, just the

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it's five hundred euro what do you? What are you guys.

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Speaker 1: More hurt by the fact that her supervisor, Captain Glenn

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Was would do this to her after three years of

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being on television. Can you imagine if, like I don't

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know what's the TV show on right now.

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Speaker 2: I think I can imagine what whatever you're going to

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say because it's not a big deal, but go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I was just gonna say, like Bill Cosby with

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The Cosby Show, like if he could tell, you know,

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a THEO that he wasn't going to give him, you know,

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he's going to take away like five grand an episode

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or something for you, it might hurt theo's family. Yeah, yeah,

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And then THEO said, I know everything that you're doing right,

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right right.

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Speaker 2: And then Bill would go whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa,

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Then we'll give you a raise. Was that a good

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Bill Cosby.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he said take this pill make you

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feel better.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Bill Cosby known rapist. Also I think free.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah he is yep. Lawyers, it's it's the same

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rule that got Jesse small Att out of it. It's

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once you make a deal with a prosecutor, you can't

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go and then reprosecute it. It's like Double Jeopardy. Ashley Judd,

468
00:24:10,599 --> 00:24:12,240
that's right, that was a great movie.

469
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 2: I don't really know what Double Jeopardy is legally. I

470
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,839
just know that it's a movie with that act.

471
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,759
Speaker 1: Oh it's you can't prosecute someone twice for the same crime.

472
00:24:20,839 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 2: You can keep telling me, but I don't understand what

473
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:26,839
that means. So we Chase and Danny are making out

474
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,880
and Gary says, how's Anthony while they're hooking up, which

475
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,160
is the guy from the Beach Cluss. At this point,

476
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,880
I honestly throw the book at her. I am not

477
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:41,359
a fan of Danny. Listen, I'm in my thirties, she's

478
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,079
in her twenties. I don't hate Danny or anything. I

479
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,359
just you know, she's a young girl on TV and

480
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,920
it's not a big deal. But this is just kind

481
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:49,440
of annoying.

482
00:24:49,559 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 1: I dated a lot of Danny. She doesn't bother me

483
00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:54,279
nearly as much as I see people throwing hate at

484
00:24:54,279 --> 00:24:55,359
her on our Facebook group.

485
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,319
Speaker 2: Does she get a lot of hate?

486
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, people despise her.

487
00:24:58,359 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 2: Oh really Yeah?

488
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 1: Oh I forgot, you're not on Facebook anymore?

489
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:02,039
Speaker 2: Nope.

490
00:25:04,279 --> 00:25:06,319
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, we head back to the boat, right Are

491
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:07,319
we back to the boat yet?

492
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,279
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry I'm not on Facebook, but I gotta

493
00:25:10,319 --> 00:25:10,599
tell you.

494
00:25:11,079 --> 00:25:11,880
Speaker 1: Oh, you don't need to.

495
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 2: Oh it's so freeing.

496
00:25:13,319 --> 00:25:15,640
Speaker 1: Oh on, I think this week we'll catch up Old

497
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,920
Patty was in Malibu during the fires. I got some

498
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,079
pretty crazy stories from there.

499
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

500
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,799
Speaker 1: Also I have some Facebook crimes. People love that segment.

501
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,880
That's where Patty goes through my thread and I screenshot

502
00:25:25,039 --> 00:25:28,319
insane things that people I know are posting and they're

503
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:29,200
so crazy ones.

504
00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that. It's my favorite segment. So we

505
00:25:31,519 --> 00:25:34,759
head back to the boat. Gary almost explodes seeing Chase

506
00:25:34,759 --> 00:25:37,720
skipping with the two girls. He's like, I think he's

507
00:25:37,759 --> 00:25:42,680
gonna have a threesome. Should be me, suck. I did

508
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:43,119
it again.

509
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 1: I did it, Gary, you did it?

510
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,880
Speaker 2: Agod, Glenn and Daviy Day have a very cute moment

511
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,000
watching Ancient Aliens together and Daisy heads to bed, but

512
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:57,839
not before a little smooch, smoochy moochi. Well yeah, it

513
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,960
was a minute, maybe a minute half on that smooch, right,

514
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:07,160
And it's like I saw Keith on Watch What Happens Live?

515
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 1: He lose that baby face. Normally people when they're gonna

516
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,720
be a television like that, they.

517
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:16,319
Speaker 2: Know he's still handsome. But I think him and Daysier together.

518
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 1: Oh that is ridiculous.

519
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 2: Why is it ridiculous?

520
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:25,079
Speaker 1: As you pointed out, it's it's just an uninteresting relationship

521
00:26:25,079 --> 00:26:27,720
but has no passion. It's not like Megan Fox and

522
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:28,759
Machine Gun Kelly.

523
00:26:28,799 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 2: No, no, no, there's no blood letting and Nietzschee tattoos.

524
00:26:32,319 --> 00:26:32,920
You know what I mean.

525
00:26:33,599 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 1: Well, Keith is confident that he's the guy who's gonna

526
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:39,000
show Daisy that. Before him, you remember he was dating

527
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:39,599
a fucking loser.

528
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,799
Speaker 2: Do you remember that GQ interview with Machine Gun Kelly

529
00:26:42,839 --> 00:26:44,920
and Mega Fox. Yeah, they were interviewing each other and

530
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,279
she was like, babe, what is my Shakespeare tattoos? Hey?

531
00:26:47,319 --> 00:26:51,200
And he's like, uh, fucking I don't know that.

532
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,039
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me hit my head so I can

533
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:57,039
reget this mouse on a treadmill inside my head to me.

534
00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:02,839
Speaker 2: And then they they scored really well because they really

535
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,680
knew each other and we're in love. And then like

536
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,200
months later he called her and had a shotgun in

537
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:07,599
his mouth.

538
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, because his dad died and he was so upset

539
00:27:10,279 --> 00:27:11,640
about it he was going to blow his head off.

540
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,920
And that's when I warned on PMC that David her

541
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,039
cock of a husband, that he needs to get an

542
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,319
order so that that guy isn't around his children.

543
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he is around his children a lot. Are

544
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:24,079
they doing Okay.

545
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,279
Speaker 1: No, they're broken up while she's pregnant with his baby.

546
00:27:26,319 --> 00:27:29,559
So it all worked out great. Yeah, yeah, loser.

547
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,880
Speaker 2: Don't make it. Don't make heroes of these people. Okay.

548
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,440
We project so many things onto them, and they're just

549
00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:36,720
people putting shotguns in their mouths.

550
00:27:37,519 --> 00:27:40,519
Speaker 1: See Hima beat up the guitar tech when he forgot

551
00:27:40,519 --> 00:27:42,440
to give him his pink guitar on stage. That was

552
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,319
pretty violent too.

553
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 2: That sounds pretty violent, d But yeah, it sounds pretty violent,

554
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:56,079
all right. So we get an apology from Gary, I

555
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,960
think a pretty good apology. Gary is a rap scollion

556
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,240
and the sea rat drunk, so I don't really think

557
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,519
he's capable of remorse.

558
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: But so we apologizes to it easy right now the

559
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,599
interesting so they glad Oh he apologized to Glenn first. Okay,

560
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,359
when are Gary and Daisy back in the.

561
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:14,799
Speaker 2: Sure?

562
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,160
Speaker 1: Okay, So they're in their cabin together and this is

563
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,960
the same day. It's basically how they end the night

564
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:23,000
because she smoochy smooches with the priest and then they

565
00:28:23,039 --> 00:28:26,680
talk about the traumatic experience that they survived earlier in

566
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,400
the day. Yeah, you know that whole tip business. These

567
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,359
two Marns, they were acting like they survived the first

568
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:32,920
twenty minutes of saving Private Ryan.

569
00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 2: Right.

570
00:28:35,599 --> 00:28:37,640
Speaker 1: You were alcoholics and you didn't listen to your boss.

571
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 2: You had dummies side, right, and saving Private Ryan was

572
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:49,079
about World War Two. People were getting killed, that's right, shot,

573
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,079
bleeding out, crying for their mothers. You two are just

574
00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:54,319
sea ret trunks. So you got drunk with a bunch

575
00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:56,880
of fucking drag queens. It's like completely different.

576
00:28:56,799 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: Get over it. Meanwhile, Jason Danny, they have their first

577
00:29:01,519 --> 00:29:04,599
TIF Dell. He learns that she did, in fact bang

578
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:08,079
that night club concierge Anthony in the same cabin that

579
00:29:08,119 --> 00:29:11,839
they're inhabiting right now, which means she lied to him.

580
00:29:12,519 --> 00:29:14,039
Now I was thinking about this though. I want to

581
00:29:14,039 --> 00:29:17,759
get your thoughts and let the audience chime in. Okay,

582
00:29:18,279 --> 00:29:20,839
so they're in what i'd call the hookup phase, right

583
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,519
they owe neither person anything, and I'd argue they don't

584
00:29:24,559 --> 00:29:27,799
even owe them honesty of whether or not they hooked

585
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,799
up with a person the night before, because could you

586
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,240
imagine how that's going? Chase is on top of her.

587
00:29:32,279 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 2: I just want to apologize, real quicky. I completely skipped

588
00:29:34,759 --> 00:29:36,000
this and that's bad hosting.

589
00:29:36,079 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: Oh you skip. None of worked at it right now.

590
00:29:38,119 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 2: But I skipped it in the notes and it's bad hosting.

591
00:29:40,359 --> 00:29:42,039
And we have to talk about this because this was

592
00:29:42,079 --> 00:29:42,920
like the most.

593
00:29:43,039 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: Most interesting part because, okay, imagine this playing out. They're

594
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,319
in the bed, they're both naked, they're ready to go

595
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,000
at each other, and then somehow gets brought up, Hey,

596
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,319
did you actually hook up a dead guy? Well, we

597
00:29:55,319 --> 00:29:57,880
missed it. Actually, you know, he banged me over where

598
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,400
those curtains are right now? How would that you.

599
00:30:00,359 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 2: See that stain over there? I left it to get

600
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:08,319
back a daisy. The sounds that come from that room

601
00:30:08,519 --> 00:30:12,200
are revolting. It's like Frankenstein's stuff. I mean, Chase is

602
00:30:12,279 --> 00:30:14,599
just grunting and screaming, and then he says, I like

603
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:18,799
your body. And I think Danny's mistake was, yeah, how

604
00:30:18,799 --> 00:30:19,119
did this.

605
00:30:19,079 --> 00:30:20,279
Speaker 1: Get brought up again? I missed that?

606
00:30:20,359 --> 00:30:24,279
Speaker 2: Well it was a post so he cracked a nut

607
00:30:24,279 --> 00:30:28,960
off right Now. Then there's a refractory there, and you know,

608
00:30:29,359 --> 00:30:31,119
you can make this mistake. It's really a flip of

609
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,519
the coin depending on the man. But I feel like

610
00:30:34,759 --> 00:30:38,519
it might be best to say this in the throes

611
00:30:38,799 --> 00:30:43,359
of dry jumping, right because he's on a one track mine. Okay, yeah,

612
00:30:44,119 --> 00:30:46,160
he's going to walk straight out into the meadow and

613
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,160
get just clipped right. But if he's in this refractory period,

614
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,720
he's a little mushy.

615
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,799
Speaker 1: Some guys want to get out of the bed right

616
00:30:53,839 --> 00:30:54,319
after that.

617
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 2: Not Chase. Chase is a little mushy boy, right, So

618
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,720
when he hears that she lied to him, he he

619
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:07,480
just immediately transports to the notebook. And this relationship is

620
00:31:07,559 --> 00:31:12,359
built on a foundation of truthfulness and faithfulness, and it's

621
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:16,720
like really doing that hot.

622
00:31:17,279 --> 00:31:19,839
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I look, Chase, I love you. If

623
00:31:19,839 --> 00:31:21,599
we talk in person again, which I'm sure we will,

624
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,119
you'll admit to old Patty you were using this as

625
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:28,000
an excuse. It really was. It was It's like a

626
00:31:28,119 --> 00:31:29,519
voucher to get the fuck out of there.

627
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 2: It was a group. It was a group on right, Yeah,

628
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:40,319
all right, So we get to the next day and

629
00:31:41,039 --> 00:31:43,240
we'll get to this in a bit. But he is

630
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:50,519
very like, emotionally oppressive about this whole thing. We like Chase,

631
00:31:50,559 --> 00:31:53,119
but this was weird to me. It was like this

632
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:57,000
kind of cult leader, kind of Keith ran Nieri coming

633
00:31:57,039 --> 00:31:59,279
down on someone who would step down a line a

634
00:31:59,279 --> 00:31:59,680
little bit.

635
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: I would ask, excuse me, what's your relationship status at

636
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:04,000
this point?

637
00:32:04,079 --> 00:32:04,519
Speaker 2: Right, right, right?

638
00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 1: Because I believe you you're not even Facebook friends?

639
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 2: Right?

640
00:32:09,359 --> 00:32:12,599
Speaker 1: What's what's my mother's name? If she If he can't

641
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,599
say it, then she got to have sex with the

642
00:32:15,599 --> 00:32:17,480
anthony in that cabin that million percent.

643
00:32:18,039 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 2: So Gary apologizes to Glenn. Then the guests arrived. The

644
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,519
priest calls them mills moms.

645
00:32:24,519 --> 00:32:28,519
Speaker 1: I'd like, which is the samest porn Pornhub category ever?

646
00:32:28,599 --> 00:32:31,599
It's just videos of moms being taken out to cute brunches.

647
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,039
I didn't want to watch this.

648
00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:36,799
Speaker 2: Just the dorkiest thing you could possibly say. The priest

649
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,519
is just I think we should have called them the

650
00:32:39,559 --> 00:32:43,640
altar boy. Well it's too late now. It's too late now.

651
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:48,160
But the mills come aboard. They're smacking after Chase, he's

652
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,559
photo bombing. He's having a great time, and the adventure begins.

653
00:32:50,559 --> 00:32:54,599
Now Kloise is working on his lunch. Two things. One,

654
00:32:54,839 --> 00:32:58,920
it's around the world. It's Thai, Italian, French. You know,

655
00:32:59,039 --> 00:33:01,319
that's my favorite theme because it's not a theme at all.

656
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:06,119
It's just a hodgepodge of bullshit. Right. Two he's asking

657
00:33:06,279 --> 00:33:09,599
Daisy what she thinks about the meal, which is always

658
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:13,000
a great scene in below Deck where the chef goes

659
00:33:13,039 --> 00:33:17,000
to one of the sea rats who would literally eat

660
00:33:17,039 --> 00:33:20,640
a pigeon off a floor much quicker than the rest

661
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:25,240
of us would write. And he's asking her what she

662
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,359
thinks about his meal. Now, every time we see this,

663
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,920
we get to the same exact thing. We're in. The

664
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:37,039
sea rat says, yeah, sounds great to me. I mean,

665
00:33:37,079 --> 00:33:40,400
this could be Mukeeka, this could be chicken tenders, it could.

666
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,799
Speaker 1: Be lasagna that from someone's mother's recipe.

667
00:33:42,839 --> 00:33:44,799
Speaker 2: You're gonna get the same thing. Sounds good to me.

668
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:49,000
Now Chase and Danny have another moment. She goes, are

669
00:33:49,039 --> 00:33:53,799
you okay? And he does this melodramatic mute thing, which is,

670
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:57,920
my eyes are in the back of my head. Just

671
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,640
what are we doing here?

672
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: The lady said, well, I actually have because old Patty

673
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,480
likes to compare, like I want to walk in someone's shoes.

674
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,599
Before I passed judgment, I ended up hooking up with

675
00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:13,679
a girl. Yeah, and then we started.

676
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 2: To give her a name.

677
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,599
Speaker 1: Please, I don't know if I'm still friends with her.

678
00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:18,199
Speaker 2: No, you don't need a name. You just give her

679
00:34:18,199 --> 00:34:23,119
a name Karen okay, and one more name, Sasha. Okay.

680
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,519
Speaker 1: We made it out a bot and uh one night

681
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,320
stan hook up. We end up falling in love, and

682
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,800
then about two weeks into the relationships, she admits that

683
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:34,079
when she came to town the night before, she'd gone

684
00:34:34,119 --> 00:34:36,960
to the Rainbow Room and gotten double teemed by two dudes.

685
00:34:37,039 --> 00:34:38,280
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that kind of bought it.

686
00:34:38,519 --> 00:34:41,639
Speaker 1: Okay, I've got to admit here. And then my buddy McRitchie,

687
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:43,639
who's a real jerk, I was telling him like, how

688
00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:45,920
should I internalize this? How should I feel about this?

689
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,320
And he said, well, you got to look at it

690
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,880
this way with the detail was uh was she?

691
00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:50,320
Speaker 2: Uh?

692
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,800
Speaker 1: Did she has sex with them at the same time,

693
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,079
because that would bother me more. He brought and then

694
00:34:56,199 --> 00:34:58,280
I hadn't thought about that. I thought she just had

695
00:34:58,559 --> 00:34:59,840
hooked up with one after another.

696
00:35:00,039 --> 00:35:01,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, what what did you get to the bottom of it?

697
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: I never asked again because I more less uh less history,

698
00:35:05,039 --> 00:35:05,599
more mystery.

699
00:35:05,599 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 2: And you still dated for a while.

700
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: We were so oft and on. We were crazy about

701
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,239
each other, we lived with each other, we broke up,

702
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,639
we were back together. Yeah, like this thing lasted like

703
00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:15,239
four years.

704
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:21,679
Speaker 2: Oh god, a lot of life force. But you know,

705
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:25,880
when you're young, getting dpeed at the rainbow room, you

706
00:35:26,039 --> 00:35:30,400
got a bunch of cashes ready to just unload. And

707
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:35,800
I'm not talking about come, I'm talking about life force. Right. Anyways,

708
00:35:36,559 --> 00:35:39,320
the ladies Saale rips some fireball shots and someone gets

709
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,920
too close to the boat. If we were in Florida's

710
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:47,719
we were washing, all right, A whole bunch of nothing happens,

711
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,880
and then we get to tye salad with a mango vinaigrette.

712
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,880
We also have a grilled balsamic and roast.

713
00:35:52,039 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 1: Let me just stop you there for a second. I

714
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,760
want to see if the audience picked up on this.

715
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,880
Now I believe the charter guess her name was Amy,

716
00:35:57,159 --> 00:35:59,719
she looks like the bass player for Quiet Riot.

717
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,760
Speaker 2: Easy in the comments, let us know if you picked

718
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,960
up on that that Amy looks like the bass player

719
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:05,840
from Quiet Bryan.

720
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's up on the Hairspray nineteen eighty six called

721
00:36:08,639 --> 00:36:12,000
they want their fire High Hazard back. Yeah. And then

722
00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:13,599
there's don't.

723
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:17,199
Speaker 2: People in the hair metal scene spontaneously combust more?

724
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, their hair get caught on fire all the Yeah,

725
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,840
that was a thing. Yeah, yeah, boy, I hate eighties fashion.

726
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,920
There were some good things about the eighties, but you.

727
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,199
Speaker 2: Know, name a couple of good things about the eighties.

728
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: Good things about the eighties. World peace seemed like there

729
00:36:33,039 --> 00:36:34,840
wasn't that much war going on, I guess.

730
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:36,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess height of the Cold well, not the

731
00:36:36,559 --> 00:36:38,559
height of the Cold War. That was probably the fifties,

732
00:36:38,599 --> 00:36:39,960
but we're still in the Cold War.

733
00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:42,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like some of that.

734
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 2: You know, America, we've always got a war going up.

735
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The eighties seemed okay.

736
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:54,800
The bad parts were horrible hair, odd makeup and aids. Yeah,

737
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:56,679
but other than that, it's pretty fun decade.

738
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 2: I love to think it. Like at the end of

739
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,679
the Second World War, the Joint cheese staff cut together,

740
00:37:01,679 --> 00:37:06,079
and they were like, baby, what are we gonna do?

741
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,119
We're gonna have no wars. And they're like, no, we're

742
00:37:10,119 --> 00:37:13,679
gonna have a war, but let's make it cool. You know.

743
00:37:14,519 --> 00:37:16,039
It's they're very sexy.

744
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was pretty pretty sexy.

745
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 2: It was sexy.

746
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 1: Sorry I interrupted your dinner.

747
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,760
Speaker 2: And then Roy Cone just took it way too far,

748
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:29,320
didn't he? He just took it way too far? All right? Oh? Yeah,

749
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,199
the one lady has a very deep voice. I think

750
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:32,119
that's where you're referring.

751
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, and uh, I don't care if she looked

752
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,559
like Megan Fox. If she has that voice, that's a

753
00:37:37,639 --> 00:37:38,159
no for me.

754
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,320
Speaker 2: Okay, Patty, I'm glad.

755
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 1: I'll past the asparagus police.

756
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,039
Speaker 2: You know, people can't help their voices.

757
00:37:47,159 --> 00:37:50,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can change them. I saw it in a

758
00:37:50,679 --> 00:37:51,400
mission impossible.

759
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 2: The second one, I think, Yeah, RFK changed his voice.

760
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 1: He does.

761
00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, he chose that one.

762
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: Oh he did.

763
00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 2: That's a fact.

764
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 1: It's grating hard to listen to him talk. Jesus fucking Christ.

765
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,079
Do you know his sister sounds like that too.

766
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 2: His sister sounds even weirder. She's up there, just like

767
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:21,960
I took all the vaccines. Everyone. I take them every

768
00:38:22,039 --> 00:38:26,920
day and I hate my brother. What is going on

769
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,280
with your family? Jesus?

770
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: And they've always fallen from Kennedy's come from where I

771
00:38:31,039 --> 00:38:35,360
come from. They were all I'm related to a Kennedy really, Yeah,

772
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,840
I'm like four cousins removed. I am technically related to

773
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:38,400
the Kennedy's.

774
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:44,159
Speaker 2: You're like Maria Schreiver. Yeah, okay, so she's related. She's

775
00:38:44,159 --> 00:38:45,800
a Kennedy right, Uh?

776
00:38:46,079 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 1: Yes, married in? Well, we're all married in. I guess

777
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:49,599
I don't know.

778
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 2: I'll look get in the comments. Let us know if

779
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,800
Maria Schreiver's at Kennedy. Okay, So we get to a

780
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,519
pesto pasta, salads and gluten free pasta. They're blown away

781
00:38:57,519 --> 00:38:59,039
by this. Then we go to southern France with a

782
00:38:59,159 --> 00:39:03,119
roasted kra pure and a filet mignon. Given what he

783
00:39:03,199 --> 00:39:07,039
had to go through great seventy five pots, so Kloys

784
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,559
was or he does a dance requested by the very

785
00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:15,639
wasted real estate professional mL who evidently head butted a

786
00:39:15,679 --> 00:39:18,280
wall or something. She has a bruise on her face. Yeah,

787
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,000
let's how you know if you are waking up with

788
00:39:21,159 --> 00:39:22,519
random wounds, you're drunk.

789
00:39:22,559 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: You're a drunk. That's when I knew I had to

790
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:24,880
go to AA.

791
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:25,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

792
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 1: I ran into a stop sign and opened up my lip.

793
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,920
It was it was bleeding for like three days. I'm like, yeah,

794
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:30,840
I gotta help.

795
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 2: I gotta do something right, right, right and not in

796
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,360
a car you just walked in.

797
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: I walked into it, right, yeah.

798
00:39:37,639 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're they're there.

799
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 1: Oh, I under start video of it because they would

800
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,679
have sold it would have gone viral on YouTube because

801
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,679
it completely like just upended me and then my head

802
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,760
hit the pavement. Yeah.

803
00:39:50,159 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now let's get to Chase and Danny again. Chase

804
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,039
his guard is up because he doesn't like being lined too.

805
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,159
Let's okay. Gary inquires about Keith in the mid all

806
00:40:00,199 --> 00:40:02,599
of this, But back to them, Chase and Danny have

807
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:09,119
another chat and he says we need to talk, and

808
00:40:09,159 --> 00:40:12,639
then with no Irony says, we've known each other for

809
00:40:12,679 --> 00:40:17,599
about two weeks and we're about to go on opposite sides.

810
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 1: Of the world.

811
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:26,280
Speaker 2: That's it. There's no conversation, there's no we need to talk.

812
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,480
You laid out why you do not need to talk.

813
00:40:28,599 --> 00:40:30,559
Speaker 1: Well, we also started that by saying, I think we're

814
00:40:30,599 --> 00:40:34,599
just kind of friends, Yeah, kind of that kind of

815
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:36,000
occasionally have sex with one.

816
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 2: Well, and also that is a that is a melodramatic

817
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:43,360
summer camp seventh grade boy bluff to try to get

818
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,320
her back so that you can crack a nut off

819
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,760
a couple more times and different cities all over the.

820
00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:50,519
Speaker 1: Planet, you know, now, Dylan, We do learn that Alicia,

821
00:40:50,559 --> 00:40:54,800
who had completely forgotten me too, he ended up traveling

822
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,199
and following her to the literally the other side of

823
00:40:57,199 --> 00:40:59,400
the earth hang out with her, and that also didn't

824
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,320
work out. But she takes real issue with that. But

825
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:02,920
we'll get to that to tell into the episode.

826
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,679
Speaker 2: So brunch, a bunch of nothing happens once again. The

827
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,079
ladies jump off the boat and one of them says

828
00:41:08,079 --> 00:41:09,920
they're not hungry, but they will drink. I think that

829
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,960
was mL. She's a drunk big time. Now Danny talks

830
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,400
to the girls openly in front of Deanna. It's Deanna

831
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,159
and Chase is kind of cooked at this point, but

832
00:41:18,199 --> 00:41:21,880
I still feel really bad for her, and she's just

833
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,280
talking about how hurt she is. Yeah, but she gets

834
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:29,559
a little nugget about Alicia that she will bring up later. Now,

835
00:41:30,079 --> 00:41:32,760
Deanna is sent up to set up lunch and has

836
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:38,320
zero clue what's going on, right, because Diana is essentially

837
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,719
in a soft room at all times.

838
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:44,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also this is her clearly over this experience

839
00:41:44,159 --> 00:41:45,679
on television.

840
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 2: And Dianna is not not for this, she is not

841
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,840
cut out for this. She says, they all look like

842
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,280
old white people and she has no clue what their

843
00:41:53,360 --> 00:42:04,239
names are. The it's crazy that the expectation is unreasonable, right,

844
00:42:04,679 --> 00:42:10,599
She's like, how am I supposed to know these names?

845
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 1: It's if I was a supervisor, I guess in it out.

846
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,079
It's it's literally your job.

847
00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:20,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's literally your job. Nine times you have to

848
00:42:20,559 --> 00:42:24,400
do your best to try to remember the names of

849
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,320
the people that come on this boat. And she's like,

850
00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:32,679
one of my in a fucking what kind of fucking

851
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,800
goolog is this? This is ridiculous?

852
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,039
Speaker 1: So I don't think we'll see her again.

853
00:42:40,199 --> 00:42:44,199
Speaker 2: No, mL does have a great point, and she you know,

854
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,119
she's paying for the charter, So she goes, hey, can

855
00:42:46,159 --> 00:42:49,199
you do me a favor? Can you? Yeah, just give

856
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:52,119
me a quick favor. Don't put food in front of

857
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:57,440
people that the food might kill them. Just just give

858
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:58,039
us a heads up with.

859
00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:00,159
Speaker 1: Little over dramatic. But sometimes you need to do that.

860
00:43:00,199 --> 00:43:01,280
To get your point to come across.

861
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 2: I liked it. But we have a grilled rabbi, a

862
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,320
grilled stone fruit salad, cuscous salad, onion soubees. The whole

863
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,519
thing really is the tits four pots. But we've got

864
00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:14,679
some systems to iron out with Daisy and Deanna. Why

865
00:43:15,039 --> 00:43:20,360
why why why? That's like, you know, in the middle

866
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,079
of a retreat, going you know, I really think that

867
00:43:23,119 --> 00:43:25,960
we need to work on our formation the way that

868
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,679
we approach it. Right now, they're they're raining down hell

869
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,360
fire on us. Right now. We got to get out

870
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:35,519
of here. Danny and Chase with more conversation.

871
00:43:35,599 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: Well, that's where she confronts him about hanging out with

872
00:43:37,519 --> 00:43:40,599
Alicia in Australia. Why wouldn't she do the same for her?

873
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,159
Give their chance there shot at love, you know, the

874
00:43:44,159 --> 00:43:47,480
same opportunity. Why is it being cut short? They've had

875
00:43:47,519 --> 00:43:49,960
a wonderful two weeks throwing into each other.

876
00:43:50,079 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

877
00:43:50,599 --> 00:43:53,679
Speaker 1: Now I miss high school by the way.

878
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this isn't high school now, so this conversation

879
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,519
doesn't end. Well, walks away from another one of these

880
00:44:01,559 --> 00:44:05,599
going fucking bullshit and goes down to suit up m

881
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,880
l for a little water activity. Now, this this woman.

882
00:44:11,639 --> 00:44:15,639
He squeezes her into the lifefest and she says, apropos

883
00:44:15,679 --> 00:44:19,760
of nothing. This is a little bit like you getting

884
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:25,039
your penis in a speedo, isn't it. Not really? No,

885
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:32,239
not really, but uh, maybe you know, maybe perhaps Now

886
00:44:33,119 --> 00:44:35,920
Daisy and Chloys have a talk about how useless Tanna is,

887
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,000
and we get back to Danny and Chase and how

888
00:44:38,039 --> 00:44:42,239
the episode ends with Danny's silver bullet. She has alesia.

889
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,599
She goes up to Chase. She goes, you haven't been

890
00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:50,119
honest with me, And Danny's whole premise in grounds for

891
00:44:50,199 --> 00:44:54,239
this kind of cracking off the bullet is nonsensical. He

892
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:57,239
is not. I don't think that she's under any obligation

893
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,719
to tell him that she banged a guy in that room.

894
00:45:00,079 --> 00:45:03,360
But he is definitely not under any obligation to tell

895
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:07,239
her that he went to Australia for a couple of

896
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,320
weeks after last season and banged the chef. So what

897
00:45:10,639 --> 00:45:14,519
are we even talking about here? You know, It's like

898
00:45:14,639 --> 00:45:18,000
if there was a physicist and you put an equation

899
00:45:18,159 --> 00:45:21,079
in front of him and was like, we need you

900
00:45:21,159 --> 00:45:25,519
to solve these variables for poop. Okay, all of this

901
00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:27,679
is going to net out to equals poop. We want

902
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:29,280
you to get in here and work on it. That's

903
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,119
what this show is making us do right now. That is,

904
00:45:31,159 --> 00:45:32,519
if that makes any sense at all.

905
00:45:32,599 --> 00:45:36,119
Speaker 1: And the episode concludes, which hilariously Daisy has to yell

906
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,719
Danny to get back to work. And also Chase is

907
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:42,679
supposed to be watching those charter guests. We're very intoxicated

908
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:43,880
and not to water.

909
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,679
Speaker 2: Right. So again in the comments, let us know what

910
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,760
are your favorite things? How many episodes would you give

911
00:45:50,119 --> 00:45:56,639
this pot and yeah, I think join us for traders, Join.

912
00:45:56,519 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: Us for traders. I want to make the case here.

913
00:45:59,559 --> 00:46:01,199
If you've never watch it, I know it's tough to

914
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,039
jump on a show that seems like it's already kind

915
00:46:03,039 --> 00:46:05,320
of passed by its opportunity with you as a viewer,

916
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:08,719
give it a shot. It's free on NBC right now.

917
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,280
The first three episodes have aired. And then uh, if

918
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,599
you see if you like it, yeah, and if you're

919
00:46:13,599 --> 00:46:15,039
into it and you want to hear people talk about

920
00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:17,519
it like Dilly and I, then head on over to Patreon.

921
00:46:17,519 --> 00:46:21,119
Speaker 2: All right, we love you guys very much. Oh my god,

922
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,760
what did it again? They did it a good no

923
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:28,440
reviews and we got I had reviews, screenshot it too.

924
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,880
We got to get out of here. Okay, we're going

925
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,119
to do it for the season finale.

926
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 1: Let's review segments, get some feedback right at the end of.

927
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 2: It, because there there was some bad ones. Oh no,

928
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,920
good ones. I'm so excited to read that. All right,

929
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,440
we love you guys very much, Thank you for listening.

930
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,159
I'm doing singerbye, Pat saygobybe later.

931
00:46:43,239 --> 00:47:04,840
Speaker 1: Dudes, it passistant