Speaker 1: There's so goddamn short sighted. I'll be like, hey, uh,
if we don't, if you turn the power off for
the next three days, all these beautiful koy fish are
going to die. They're like, well, we only need them
for the pictures. Yeah, I know, but the koy are
gonna die. They don't say, I don't care. But that's well, it's.
Speaker 2: So crazy because real estate agents will pitch you on
a story, on a life, on a future, and it's
a little bit like a guy going up to a
girl in a bar. There is a current of commission
and or a transaction underneath all of this fucking shit
you're spinning. It feels very disingenuous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hilo, Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of
another Below Deck podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm Dylan. That's past. It's Tuesday. Sorry.
Speaker 1: By the way, you know, some would argue that we've
lost our war against Bravo. I'd say we I wouldn't.
I'd say we've lost a battle Bravo. I'm warning you
right now, if we don't get those screeners back for
the next season a Below Deck, that's when I'm really
going to let loose and and that and I mean it.
This time, I really do.
Speaker 2: Well. I here's where I don't think that we've lost
the war with Bravo. Right one. I haven't been activated,
and I'm much more aggressive with customer service than you.
Speaker 1: I've seen those emails.
Speaker 2: I will active if we don't want to, Okay, but
I think that we've won the war because and and
I don't want to see it's It's kind of like
going to war with a family member. You know, we
we've seen it in medieval tales and stuff like that,
but you don't want to see, uh a brother or
a sister get their leg lopped off and you stand
above them victorious. But what's happening right now is Bravo
and below Deck are faltering. We need to talk about
below Deck really quickly. Okay, below Deck is.
Speaker 1: This is you uh so going into your thoughts and.
Speaker 2: Not no, no, this is a this is a this
is a public service announcement because I think the audience
can can agree with us. This show is bad right now.
The show has you know, we watched Salt Lake City
at patroon dot kom Slash another podcast network, and every
week it's wow, this is so fun, this is so funny,
and then you watch Below Deck and it's really really struggling.
I can't remember the last time we've had a season
of Below Deck that was like, you got to watch this.
It's not must C TV, right.
Speaker 1: It's passive viewing. It's kind of like the Kardashians for
nineteen years they were on, they'd run like all day marathons.
And this is where I never got my house keeping
done better with it on in the background.
Speaker 2: Right right, right, that's all you can watch. Can you
put the producer hat on and fix the show?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I will. I would have helped this season. Davidil
is absolutely useless. Look, I don't like always that you
have to have the archetype people of the horny people
coming in for the hookups, but you do have to
have interesting people that can interact with other people this
whole he's an engineer, but he's also he's not forced
to live below the belt like the Steerage and the Titanic. Yeah,
that's a pointless thing. We got to change that with this. So,
speaking specifically of sailing, we have to have another We
got to add more crew members on here.
Speaker 2: So here's the thing. If we're gonna have somebody who
lives in the basement. Let's have somebody who lives in
the basement. Right, Let's throw a meat let's have some fun, hey, slot, right,
here's your food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you just throw down, like scrape off
the plates from the night before the guests didn't eat,
sure in a.
Speaker 2: Hole and then throw an a twenty four lens on it.
Right when we throw scraps to the basement gremlin, daffodil.
Let's add some stings to it, Let's add some narrative
complexity to it, Let's do something to it. But the
main fix is that people just have to start fucking more.
That's you know, you have to have some kind of
horniness among the sea rats, because I'm not saying that
you need it for a perversion's sake. It complicates things,
It makes things dramatic.
Speaker 1: Another thing could be happening here, Dylan, You and I
have watched every single season since twenty eighteen, and then
of course the show has now spun off into several
different other shows, right, and it gets tired just like
any other show. Right, Yeah, so that could be happening
right now.
Speaker 2: We'll get in the comments. Let us know how many
pots would you give this season so far? Because we've
got the season finale next week. That's right, the season finale.
Who's climactic moment is Gary saying I think we should
be together? I mean, miss me. That's a New York
hot dog of a climactic moment.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, I wonder how many of those conversations
Daisy and Gary had that actually got left on the
cutting gram floor, thank god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but even.
Speaker 1: Seeing a single scene of it at this point, because
Gary is just a sex attict misogynist, drunk and an
attention hore and all of this. Anytime he does this
is for those reasons, not because he sees any future
with Daisy at all. Right, right, right, so it's pointless.
Speaker 2: Well, let's get into thoughts and nots.
Speaker 1: Oh, Dylan, I think more importantly, let's talk about a
show that you and I are really enjoying.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, maybe the reason why I don't like
Below Deck so much right now is because the other
thing in our ecosystem, the other show we're watching, is
bringing us such joy, such trauma, such tea.
Speaker 1: It's called traders culture. Now, did you know that NBC
the free cable channel, not a cable channel network channel.
They've aired the first three episodes for free, so you
don't have to go to that peacock service and hand
over nine to ninety nine or whatever the hell they're
charging if you want to hear us recap that And
this is a shameless plug. It is indeed a shameless plug.
Head on over to patreon dot com Slash another podcast network.
We have the first four episodes of our recaps up there.
People are loving that show Traders and loving our recaps
about it. Episode four had an elimination where I have
not found so much joy in watching television in at
least a decade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Yeah. The only thing that the fans aren't
really loving about the show is I guess I said
that I'm happy that people are in AA, but I
wouldn't take wisdom from somebody who just kicked booze, you know,
and evidently that's a very defensive that's a very controversial thing.
It's like, I'm not saying you shouldn't do it. I'm
just saying, for me, just because you kicked Booze doesn't
mean I'm going to take advice from it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So just because Dylan has no empathy with people
struggling with addiction doesn't mean old Patty does Oh okay,
I care about you. I hear your plight and yees,
Dylan has been very inappropriate talking that way right.
Speaker 2: Right right right. So anyways, go to Patreon, listen to that,
Listen to Salt Lake City, listen to aps, listen to PMZ,
all the stuff below deck thoughts and not pat I
hated this episode. Yeah, I hated this episode so much.
Twenty minutes of it was spent on Danny and Chase.
That could have had a twenty four lenses on it
because it was it was so weird.
Speaker 1: All right, Well we'll dig into that. I do want
to say that there are some problems with what's going
on between those two. Yeah, But I want to say
one thing that came out of this is I think
Klois might actually be good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think Clois has been good for the majority
of the season and this whole this narrative of like, well,
he's pretty inconsistent. It's not that he's not inconsistent the
first couple ones. I mean, Daisy was at fault for
at least two of the fuck ups. I think Klois
is very talented. He's twenty three years old, so.
Speaker 1: I think I'd like to give him another season if
we can get in the ear of the casting gods
over at Bravo. I give this young man another season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so too. I think he'll be on
next season. Do not give Gary another season.
Speaker 1: He's already been thrown out with the bathwater.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The Chase and Danny stuff was awful because these
are sea rats who have known each other for two weeks.
What are we doing talking about the weight of the
weight of a lie? But what are we I'm sorry,
we haven't been married for twenty two years.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think. I think the phrase gas lighting
is overused. Often it's incorrectly used. What Chase is doing
is definitely gas lighting. See what The reason he's pointing
out that she lied to him, right, is because he
needs an excuse for when he's tired of having sex
with him. He doesn't look like a jerk, right, He
can point to that you know you lied, and I
can't get past that because I can't spend the rest
of my life with a liar. You see.
Speaker 2: But so two pots for me?
Speaker 1: Two pots? What one pot? Your lowest knots rady in years?
I'm going to give it thirty knots. I do like
the drama happening between Captain Glenn and drunk Gary. It's interesting, right,
So did I already give my pots No? Thirty four?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, you did, all right? So we begin where
we left the left off, with Gary and Glenn going
at one another. Remember Gary was throwing a little bit
of a ship fit.
Speaker 1: Well, if you were cold, well that's because he was
forced to drink till it. You remember that scene where
Detox and that creepy porn director they had a gun
to his head and they said, drink this entire bottle
of champagn or. We're going to kill you.
Speaker 2: I love that you're bringing this up because Gary's defense
and you'll recall he's throwing your ship fit because Glenn's
taking his tip away because he got blackout drunk and
then started defied bedtime orders and started smoking cigarettes and
talking to himself like Gollum. But when he says his
main defense is the guests told me to do it.
And I was thinking that would be like a TSA
agent who was like, you know, I don't know what
you want me to do. The terrorist said it wasn't
a big deal. It was just a knife and you
know what, He was very convincing, so he made me
do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really stupid for him to bring this up.
I want to get to this penalty though. From Captain Glenn.
This happened in season one Captain Lee's for a season
where he was threatened. He threatened to take away the
crew's tip because they were drinking coronas when they were
supposed to be cleaning the boat. It wasn't a service day,
there were no guests there. So at the point at
that time when we recapped, I said, this is illegal,
and I looked it up. It is illegal. You can't
threaten to take away someone's tip for work that's already
been performed.
Speaker 2: That first season was so bonkers. If you haven't seen it,
which why would you, but Lee. There was like a
three episode arc of Lee doing perpetual, truly insane fire
drills over and over and over again.
Speaker 1: I did like when they found cocaine on the boat though,
and he drove the boat back to the dock. That
was pretty irritating.
Speaker 2: How that guy got as many seasons as he did
the first season. You should know that this man is
a deranged lunatic.
Speaker 1: You're talking about captain ly Yeah yeah, yeah, oh and
a fame whar too by the way, right.
Speaker 2: Right, so they said a lot of five hundred euro docking,
yeah right. And Gary says that he doesn't even want
to look at Glenn.
Speaker 1: Well because he points out, hey, two drinks, I can
drink that in like twenty minutes, doesn't even affect me,
which is less of an excuse of guilt and more
of a proof that you have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol. Yeah,
you're an alcoholic. Yeah, Gary, you should go to an
AA meeting. Now, do not pass go, do not whatever
the help, do not.
Speaker 2: Collect five hundred euro And I think AA would actually
really help Gary. Wouldn't help me.
Speaker 1: Lots of broken girls in there, Gary, Oh I did
it again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did it again. Yeah again. It's like, you know,
I think AA is amazing. I think you go to
AA and you can really get some help. But if
I was in that conclave, I would just feel like
everybody's so fucking everybody's just drinking black coffee and fucking smoking,
and I don't want to be here, right, It wouldn't
help me.
Speaker 1: When I went there, I used to eat all the
m and ms.
Speaker 2: I got so fat all right, so the cherry on top.
Gary says, I'm gonna try to do it like JFK. No,
I'm not. He says, I was not drunk.
Speaker 1: Last night because he Yeah, I pointed this out in
the last episode. What he could have gotten away with it.
You just walk onto the ramp on that boat and
you head to your cabin and you'll get away with it.
Speaker 2: But the problem is he was shitfaced, so he couldn't
do that.
Speaker 1: That right right now, I want to point out something
else with this, and we've talked about this with k
chastaining Queen and the sea. When you're allowing these people
to drink on the boat, you could say, oh, well,
we don't have charter of the next day. However you do,
you aren't manning a very dangerous boat. You still can
get people killed. I'd argue sometimes I'm at my dumbest
or least useful at the being hungover as opposed to
having a couple in me the night before. I'm just
pointing out how dangerous it can be.
Speaker 2: The last time I was like really hungover. But I
know that it is debilitating, debilitated, it's debility. Think no,
you think that all the greasy food is going to
make you feel better, and it kind of does, but
you're you're just kind of yeah, you can't work a boat.
But these are sea rats. They're professional drunks. So Daisy
then says she feels like she's getting thrown under the
bus because of Gary. There's no accountability for these sea rats.
You broke the rules.
Speaker 1: Okay, there isn't. However, if Gary didn't get caught with that,
I don't think she would have gotten pulled in it,
which is the point. She's getting shrapnel with the bullet.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Chase goes to Gara to Danny and tells
her about the meeting, and Danny complains that Daisy is
leaving them with too much work to do. This girl is,
i mean, just always finds her way back. It's like
a sketch character at this point. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and she does not disappoint with the craziness
at the end of the episode. Now, I want to
say this, They did end that little complaint thing there
where Chase and Danny talk they dry hump, and I
was watching him try humping. I was like, God, I
miss dry humping.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, when you get.
Speaker 1: Married and been as married as long as I have
yet there's no more dry humping, right, No more sixty nine,
which I don't want to need or want. And then
you also never have sex twice in the same day.
Maybe some married couples out there do feel free to
hit us up on the Facebook. Yeah, rub it in
old Patty's face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're right. Dry humping is such a sign
of youthful passion, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I was very eloquent and beautifully said.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Yeah, it's it's like this torrent
of I am thrusting and I can't even wait to
get my clothes off right now, you know, it's like
it's it's like a hot amuse booche. But we don't
do that anymore.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, no need. Well, we got
babies crying now, it's just like throw it down, run
and gun and.
Speaker 2: Quit it right right right?
Speaker 1: A diaper needs to be changed, right right right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's munitions exploding out there. You know, we
don't have time for fucking dry humping.
Speaker 1: So is where Gary and Nooy's chase with the I
guess that the apparatus is referred to as a hallard.
Speaker 2: Well, first we've got the tip twenty three. Grand Daisy
offers to cover the five hundred for Keith, which was honorable,
And then I remember that they're flirting. So this is
kind of like a fucking flirt thing, you know. This
is these two bore mad of tears. This this is
something you can't have on this show. It's a non starter.
We've got a priest and a prude.
Speaker 1: A priest and the prude flirt. It's a lifetime movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great. But in the Lifetime movie
they fuck and they kill each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they hire Hitman.
Speaker 2: But in this they just do this note passing bullshit
and it's like, listen, we don't care when they're slamming
away at each other, so how could we possibly care?
What the note passing check? Yes, if you want to
be my girlfriend, what are you thirteen years old?
Speaker 1: But does she like me more than a friend?
Speaker 2: It's nuts. So Danny complains more to Deanna about Daisy.
This is the warm tongue moment that Deanna falls for.
I wonder if she's gonna send Dianna off again to
file a complaint. I guarantee you that happens in the finale.
Danny's just gonna sit by the points complaint, I know.
So then we get to the mission impossible barnacle cleaning
or whatever. This is the best way to do. This
is a Hallard and a Boatston supervising and listen. We
love Chase, he's a puppy, but dude, what are you doing? Gary?
Don't make us defend Gary. Okay, we don't want to
defend Gary, but in this it is very black and white.
Your boss tells you to do something, you flip out
and then get pissed off when the captain finds out
about your Insah, Gary dropped a dime, but this is
a fine dime dropping. Glenn's like, what's Chase doing? He's like,
he's fucking He's losing his mind out there.
Speaker 1: Now. Glenn is normally cool as a cucumber. I think
Glenn had felt bad. This would be probably an hour
after that tip meeting. Yes, so he felt to kind
of even the score. It's like when the referees call
uh holding on something. It's a bad call. They got
to make up for it later.
Speaker 2: In the game. Did you see the Chiefs game this week?
Speaker 1: I didn't believe it, mad could believe, you know, I
like Pat Mahomes. I think he's a good guy. But
those games that he's playing, you were scrambling like that.
You are a running back, sir, and you can have
your You should be able to have you body level.
Speaker 2: I you know, there was on Twitter there was like
a five minute compilation of Tom Brady getting absolutely crushed,
and it's like, what is what's what? The comparisons here
they always have to what is what's coming for the
six It's not even a you know, so sick of
the Chiefs get in the comments. Let's know, if you're
sick of the Chiefs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I hope they fucking lose this weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh me too. Anyway, I will pop a bottle if
they lose this weekend, I'll spray it all over the place.
My wife will go, why did you do that?
Speaker 1: He said, I'm having fun, having.
Speaker 2: A great time. What kind of question is that? All Right? So,
Gary and Daisy and Chloys meeting the crew mess and
it's the last one of the season. It's time for
the prad frag shape made egg.
Speaker 1: We should have had Kaylin here for this. Why well,
he wants to come back on the show and produce,
does he really? Yeah? Yeah, he says, now that we're
doing in the mornings, which I hope we're not doing
in the mornings anymore. He says he'll come back and
produce the show. A lot of listeners miss his laugh.
Speaker 2: I think his laugh is very helpful because you know, listen,
we laugh at what we laugh at, but Kaylin laughs
at so much stuff. We're dead inside, you know, we're
so used to each other. But Kaylan is a joyful
human being. So I do think it would help the
show out a lot.
Speaker 1: I'll call him after the show, how much.
Speaker 2: He drives a pretty tough bargain, that kid stern negotiator.
So let's get to the preference meeting. We've got mL
real estate professional, not a real name, not a real job,
and then we've get to we get to some dietary restrictions. Yes,
mL is such a real estate professional. I mean, she's
a fucking filthy drunk.
Speaker 1: And they all completely going after an entire vertical of occupation.
The real estate agents, they are all drunks by or
former ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean the really successful ones aren't.
Speaker 1: They're some of the most annoying people I've ever dealt
with my entire life. And I mean that, like across
the board. They're so goddamn short sighted. I'll be like, hey,
if we don't, if you turn the power off for
the next three days, all these beautiful koyfish are going
to die. They're like, well, we only need them for
the pictures. Yeah, I know, but the koy are going
to die, right. They don't say, I don't care, but.
Speaker 2: That's well, it's so crazy because real estate agents will
pitch you on a story, on a life, on a future,
and it's a little bit like a guy going up
to a girl in a bar. There is a current
of commission and or a transaction underneath all of this
fucking shit your spinning. It feels very disingenuous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I always love those millionaire listing shows. There's like
five of them now whatever. And then whenever it gets
down in the negotiation because they sell the person they're
going to sell their house to, like, I'm going to
do everything. I will bend the earth to get this
house sold for you, right, and they go, all right,
but I don't want it to sell for less than
two point four don't worry about it, Bob. Fast forward
tail into the op I sold your house, how'd you
do it. We lowered the price. Wow, genius. No one
else could have done that.
Speaker 2: Nobody could have done it. And listen. If you're in
real estate, we'd love to thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: And I apologize. I was only kidding about everything.
Speaker 2: So we get dietary restrictions. There's a lot, and I listen,
it's your vacation, you're paying for it. I don't like
something is not a dietary restrictions.
Speaker 1: That's a great point.
Speaker 2: That's I don't like this.
Speaker 1: But what if you don't like onions. We've seen that
in a season, and then the chef chose to put
onions in nearly every meal.
Speaker 2: That psychopath, Adam psycho fucking psycho. So in that case
and no wonder he's killing it on Instagram living by
himself in the woods with his dog. That's the only
way he could ever exist because he's a psychopath.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lonely existence, but it works for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyways, the dietary restrictions are I don't like
raw vegetables, I don't like blah blah blah blah blah.
One person is a gluten sensitivity, So Klois has got
a bit of a gauntlet that he has to walk through.
Speaker 1: I don't think they like seafood either. That will come
up at the next time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're doing sushi tomorrow, so that's confusing. Anyways,
we get ready for a night out. Daisy is very MOPy.
The melodrama of this episode was so nauseating, just the
it's five hundred euro what do you? What are you guys.
Speaker 1: More hurt by the fact that her supervisor, Captain Glenn
Was would do this to her after three years of
being on television. Can you imagine if, like I don't
know what's the TV show on right now.
Speaker 2: I think I can imagine what whatever you're going to
say because it's not a big deal, but go ahead.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was just gonna say, like Bill Cosby with
The Cosby Show, like if he could tell, you know,
a THEO that he wasn't going to give him, you know,
he's going to take away like five grand an episode
or something for you, it might hurt theo's family. Yeah, yeah,
And then THEO said, I know everything that you're doing right,
right right.
Speaker 2: And then Bill would go whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa,
Then we'll give you a raise. Was that a good
Bill Cosby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he said take this pill make you
feel better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bill Cosby known rapist. Also I think free.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah he is yep. Lawyers, it's it's the same
rule that got Jesse small Att out of it. It's
once you make a deal with a prosecutor, you can't
go and then reprosecute it. It's like Double Jeopardy. Ashley Judd,
that's right, that was a great movie.
Speaker 2: I don't really know what Double Jeopardy is legally. I
just know that it's a movie with that act.
Speaker 1: Oh it's you can't prosecute someone twice for the same crime.
Speaker 2: You can keep telling me, but I don't understand what
that means. So we Chase and Danny are making out
and Gary says, how's Anthony while they're hooking up, which
is the guy from the Beach Cluss. At this point,
I honestly throw the book at her. I am not
a fan of Danny. Listen, I'm in my thirties, she's
in her twenties. I don't hate Danny or anything. I
just you know, she's a young girl on TV and
it's not a big deal. But this is just kind
of annoying.
Speaker 1: I dated a lot of Danny. She doesn't bother me
nearly as much as I see people throwing hate at
her on our Facebook group.
Speaker 2: Does she get a lot of hate?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, people despise her.
Speaker 2: Oh really Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh I forgot, you're not on Facebook anymore?
Speaker 2: Nope.
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, we head back to the boat, right Are
we back to the boat yet?
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry I'm not on Facebook, but I gotta
tell you.
Speaker 1: Oh, you don't need to.
Speaker 2: Oh it's so freeing.
Speaker 1: Oh on, I think this week we'll catch up Old
Patty was in Malibu during the fires. I got some
pretty crazy stories from there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also I have some Facebook crimes. People love that segment.
That's where Patty goes through my thread and I screenshot
insane things that people I know are posting and they're
so crazy ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that. It's my favorite segment. So we
head back to the boat. Gary almost explodes seeing Chase
skipping with the two girls. He's like, I think he's
gonna have a threesome. Should be me, suck. I did
it again.
Speaker 1: I did it, Gary, you did it?
Speaker 2: Agod, Glenn and Daviy Day have a very cute moment
watching Ancient Aliens together and Daisy heads to bed, but
not before a little smooch, smoochy moochi. Well yeah, it
was a minute, maybe a minute half on that smooch, right,
And it's like I saw Keith on Watch What Happens Live?
Speaker 1: He lose that baby face. Normally people when they're gonna
be a television like that, they.
Speaker 2: Know he's still handsome. But I think him and Daysier together.
Speaker 1: Oh that is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Why is it ridiculous?
Speaker 1: As you pointed out, it's it's just an uninteresting relationship
but has no passion. It's not like Megan Fox and
Machine Gun Kelly.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, there's no blood letting and Nietzschee tattoos.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Well, Keith is confident that he's the guy who's gonna
show Daisy that. Before him, you remember he was dating
a fucking loser.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that GQ interview with Machine Gun Kelly
and Mega Fox. Yeah, they were interviewing each other and
she was like, babe, what is my Shakespeare tattoos? Hey?
And he's like, uh, fucking I don't know that.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me hit my head so I can
reget this mouse on a treadmill inside my head to me.
Speaker 2: And then they they scored really well because they really
knew each other and we're in love. And then like
months later he called her and had a shotgun in
his mouth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because his dad died and he was so upset
about it he was going to blow his head off.
And that's when I warned on PMC that David her
cock of a husband, that he needs to get an
order so that that guy isn't around his children.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he is around his children a lot. Are
they doing Okay.
Speaker 1: No, they're broken up while she's pregnant with his baby.
So it all worked out great. Yeah, yeah, loser.
Speaker 2: Don't make it. Don't make heroes of these people. Okay.
We project so many things onto them, and they're just
people putting shotguns in their mouths.
Speaker 1: See Hima beat up the guitar tech when he forgot
to give him his pink guitar on stage. That was
pretty violent too.
Speaker 2: That sounds pretty violent, d But yeah, it sounds pretty violent,
all right. So we get an apology from Gary, I
think a pretty good apology. Gary is a rap scollion
and the sea rat drunk, so I don't really think
he's capable of remorse.
Speaker 1: But so we apologizes to it easy right now the
interesting so they glad Oh he apologized to Glenn first. Okay,
when are Gary and Daisy back in the.
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: Okay, So they're in their cabin together and this is
the same day. It's basically how they end the night
because she smoochy smooches with the priest and then they
talk about the traumatic experience that they survived earlier in
the day. Yeah, you know that whole tip business. These
two Marns, they were acting like they survived the first
twenty minutes of saving Private Ryan.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: You were alcoholics and you didn't listen to your boss.
Speaker 2: You had dummies side, right, and saving Private Ryan was
about World War Two. People were getting killed, that's right, shot,
bleeding out, crying for their mothers. You two are just
sea ret trunks. So you got drunk with a bunch
of fucking drag queens. It's like completely different.
Speaker 1: Get over it. Meanwhile, Jason Danny, they have their first
TIF Dell. He learns that she did, in fact bang
that night club concierge Anthony in the same cabin that
they're inhabiting right now, which means she lied to him.
Now I was thinking about this though. I want to
get your thoughts and let the audience chime in. Okay,
so they're in what i'd call the hookup phase, right
they owe neither person anything, and I'd argue they don't
even owe them honesty of whether or not they hooked
up with a person the night before, because could you
imagine how that's going? Chase is on top of her.
Speaker 2: I just want to apologize, real quicky. I completely skipped
this and that's bad hosting.
Speaker 1: Oh you skip. None of worked at it right now.
Speaker 2: But I skipped it in the notes and it's bad hosting.
And we have to talk about this because this was
like the most.
Speaker 1: Most interesting part because, okay, imagine this playing out. They're
in the bed, they're both naked, they're ready to go
at each other, and then somehow gets brought up, Hey,
did you actually hook up a dead guy? Well, we
missed it. Actually, you know, he banged me over where
those curtains are right now? How would that you.
Speaker 2: See that stain over there? I left it to get
back a daisy. The sounds that come from that room
are revolting. It's like Frankenstein's stuff. I mean, Chase is
just grunting and screaming, and then he says, I like
your body. And I think Danny's mistake was, yeah, how
did this.
Speaker 1: Get brought up again? I missed that?
Speaker 2: Well it was a post so he cracked a nut
off right Now. Then there's a refractory there, and you know,
you can make this mistake. It's really a flip of
the coin depending on the man. But I feel like
it might be best to say this in the throes
of dry jumping, right because he's on a one track mine. Okay, yeah,
he's going to walk straight out into the meadow and
get just clipped right. But if he's in this refractory period,
he's a little mushy.
Speaker 1: Some guys want to get out of the bed right
after that.
Speaker 2: Not Chase. Chase is a little mushy boy, right, So
when he hears that she lied to him, he he
just immediately transports to the notebook. And this relationship is
built on a foundation of truthfulness and faithfulness, and it's
like really doing that hot.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I look, Chase, I love you. If
we talk in person again, which I'm sure we will,
you'll admit to old Patty you were using this as
an excuse. It really was. It was It's like a
voucher to get the fuck out of there.
Speaker 2: It was a group. It was a group on right, Yeah,
all right, So we get to the next day and
we'll get to this in a bit. But he is
very like, emotionally oppressive about this whole thing. We like Chase,
but this was weird to me. It was like this
kind of cult leader, kind of Keith ran Nieri coming
down on someone who would step down a line a
little bit.
Speaker 1: I would ask, excuse me, what's your relationship status at
this point?
Speaker 2: Right, right, right?
Speaker 1: Because I believe you you're not even Facebook friends?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: What's what's my mother's name? If she If he can't
say it, then she got to have sex with the
anthony in that cabin that million percent.
Speaker 2: So Gary apologizes to Glenn. Then the guests arrived. The
priest calls them mills moms.
Speaker 1: I'd like, which is the samest porn Pornhub category ever?
It's just videos of moms being taken out to cute brunches.
I didn't want to watch this.
Speaker 2: Just the dorkiest thing you could possibly say. The priest
is just I think we should have called them the
altar boy. Well it's too late now. It's too late now.
But the mills come aboard. They're smacking after Chase, he's
photo bombing. He's having a great time, and the adventure begins.
Now Kloise is working on his lunch. Two things. One,
it's around the world. It's Thai, Italian, French. You know,
that's my favorite theme because it's not a theme at all.
It's just a hodgepodge of bullshit. Right. Two he's asking
Daisy what she thinks about the meal, which is always
a great scene in below Deck where the chef goes
to one of the sea rats who would literally eat
a pigeon off a floor much quicker than the rest
of us would write. And he's asking her what she
thinks about his meal. Now, every time we see this,
we get to the same exact thing. We're in. The
sea rat says, yeah, sounds great to me. I mean,
this could be Mukeeka, this could be chicken tenders, it could.
Speaker 1: Be lasagna that from someone's mother's recipe.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get the same thing. Sounds good to me.
Now Chase and Danny have another moment. She goes, are
you okay? And he does this melodramatic mute thing, which is,
my eyes are in the back of my head. Just
what are we doing here?
Speaker 1: The lady said, well, I actually have because old Patty
likes to compare, like I want to walk in someone's shoes.
Before I passed judgment, I ended up hooking up with
a girl. Yeah, and then we started.
Speaker 2: To give her a name.
Speaker 1: Please, I don't know if I'm still friends with her.
Speaker 2: No, you don't need a name. You just give her
a name Karen okay, and one more name, Sasha. Okay.
Speaker 1: We made it out a bot and uh one night
stan hook up. We end up falling in love, and
then about two weeks into the relationships, she admits that
when she came to town the night before, she'd gone
to the Rainbow Room and gotten double teemed by two dudes.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that kind of bought it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've got to admit here. And then my buddy McRitchie,
who's a real jerk, I was telling him like, how
should I internalize this? How should I feel about this?
And he said, well, you got to look at it
this way with the detail was uh was she?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Did she has sex with them at the same time,
because that would bother me more. He brought and then
I hadn't thought about that. I thought she just had
hooked up with one after another.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what what did you get to the bottom of it?
Speaker 1: I never asked again because I more less uh less history,
more mystery.
Speaker 2: And you still dated for a while.
Speaker 1: We were so oft and on. We were crazy about
each other, we lived with each other, we broke up,
we were back together. Yeah, like this thing lasted like
four years.
Speaker 2: Oh god, a lot of life force. But you know,
when you're young, getting dpeed at the rainbow room, you
got a bunch of cashes ready to just unload. And
I'm not talking about come, I'm talking about life force. Right. Anyways,
the ladies Saale rips some fireball shots and someone gets
too close to the boat. If we were in Florida's
we were washing, all right, A whole bunch of nothing happens,
and then we get to tye salad with a mango vinaigrette.
We also have a grilled balsamic and roast.
Speaker 1: Let me just stop you there for a second. I
want to see if the audience picked up on this.
Now I believe the charter guess her name was Amy,
she looks like the bass player for Quiet Riot.
Speaker 2: Easy in the comments, let us know if you picked
up on that that Amy looks like the bass player
from Quiet Bryan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's up on the Hairspray nineteen eighty six called
they want their fire High Hazard back. Yeah. And then
there's don't.
Speaker 2: People in the hair metal scene spontaneously combust more?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, their hair get caught on fire all the Yeah,
that was a thing. Yeah, yeah, boy, I hate eighties fashion.
There were some good things about the eighties, but you.
Speaker 2: Know, name a couple of good things about the eighties.
Speaker 1: Good things about the eighties. World peace seemed like there
wasn't that much war going on, I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess height of the Cold well, not the
height of the Cold War. That was probably the fifties,
but we're still in the Cold War.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like some of that.
Speaker 2: You know, America, we've always got a war going up.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The eighties seemed okay.
The bad parts were horrible hair, odd makeup and aids. Yeah,
but other than that, it's pretty fun decade.
Speaker 2: I love to think it. Like at the end of
the Second World War, the Joint cheese staff cut together,
and they were like, baby, what are we gonna do?
We're gonna have no wars. And they're like, no, we're
gonna have a war, but let's make it cool. You know.
It's they're very sexy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was pretty pretty sexy.
Speaker 2: It was sexy.
Speaker 1: Sorry I interrupted your dinner.
Speaker 2: And then Roy Cone just took it way too far,
didn't he? He just took it way too far? All right? Oh? Yeah,
the one lady has a very deep voice. I think
that's where you're referring.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, and uh, I don't care if she looked
like Megan Fox. If she has that voice, that's a
no for me.
Speaker 2: Okay, Patty, I'm glad.
Speaker 1: I'll past the asparagus police.
Speaker 2: You know, people can't help their voices.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can change them. I saw it in a
mission impossible.
Speaker 2: The second one, I think, Yeah, RFK changed his voice.
Speaker 1: He does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he chose that one.
Speaker 1: Oh he did.
Speaker 2: That's a fact.
Speaker 1: It's grating hard to listen to him talk. Jesus fucking Christ.
Do you know his sister sounds like that too.
Speaker 2: His sister sounds even weirder. She's up there, just like
I took all the vaccines. Everyone. I take them every
day and I hate my brother. What is going on
with your family? Jesus?
Speaker 1: And they've always fallen from Kennedy's come from where I
come from. They were all I'm related to a Kennedy really, Yeah,
I'm like four cousins removed. I am technically related to
the Kennedy's.
Speaker 2: You're like Maria Schreiver. Yeah, okay, so she's related. She's
a Kennedy right, Uh?
Speaker 1: Yes, married in? Well, we're all married in. I guess
I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'll look get in the comments. Let us know if
Maria Schreiver's at Kennedy. Okay, So we get to a
pesto pasta, salads and gluten free pasta. They're blown away
by this. Then we go to southern France with a
roasted kra pure and a filet mignon. Given what he
had to go through great seventy five pots, so Kloys
was or he does a dance requested by the very
wasted real estate professional mL who evidently head butted a
wall or something. She has a bruise on her face. Yeah,
let's how you know if you are waking up with
random wounds, you're drunk.
Speaker 1: You're a drunk. That's when I knew I had to
go to AA.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I ran into a stop sign and opened up my lip.
It was it was bleeding for like three days. I'm like, yeah,
I gotta help.
Speaker 2: I gotta do something right, right, right and not in
a car you just walked in.
Speaker 1: I walked into it, right, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're they're there.
Speaker 1: Oh, I under start video of it because they would
have sold it would have gone viral on YouTube because
it completely like just upended me and then my head
hit the pavement. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now let's get to Chase and Danny again. Chase
his guard is up because he doesn't like being lined too.
Let's okay. Gary inquires about Keith in the mid all
of this, But back to them, Chase and Danny have
another chat and he says we need to talk, and
then with no Irony says, we've known each other for
about two weeks and we're about to go on opposite sides.
Speaker 1: Of the world.
Speaker 2: That's it. There's no conversation, there's no we need to talk.
You laid out why you do not need to talk.
Speaker 1: Well, we also started that by saying, I think we're
just kind of friends, Yeah, kind of that kind of
occasionally have sex with one.
Speaker 2: Well, and also that is a that is a melodramatic
summer camp seventh grade boy bluff to try to get
her back so that you can crack a nut off
a couple more times and different cities all over the.
Speaker 1: Planet, you know, now, Dylan, We do learn that Alicia,
who had completely forgotten me too, he ended up traveling
and following her to the literally the other side of
the earth hang out with her, and that also didn't
work out. But she takes real issue with that. But
we'll get to that to tell into the episode.
Speaker 2: So brunch, a bunch of nothing happens once again. The
ladies jump off the boat and one of them says
they're not hungry, but they will drink. I think that
was mL. She's a drunk big time. Now Danny talks
to the girls openly in front of Deanna. It's Deanna
and Chase is kind of cooked at this point, but
I still feel really bad for her, and she's just
talking about how hurt she is. Yeah, but she gets
a little nugget about Alicia that she will bring up later. Now,
Deanna is sent up to set up lunch and has
zero clue what's going on, right, because Diana is essentially
in a soft room at all times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also this is her clearly over this experience
on television.
Speaker 2: And Dianna is not not for this, she is not
cut out for this. She says, they all look like
old white people and she has no clue what their
names are. The it's crazy that the expectation is unreasonable, right,
She's like, how am I supposed to know these names?
Speaker 1: It's if I was a supervisor, I guess in it out.
It's it's literally your job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's literally your job. Nine times you have to
do your best to try to remember the names of
the people that come on this boat. And she's like,
one of my in a fucking what kind of fucking
goolog is this? This is ridiculous?
Speaker 1: So I don't think we'll see her again.
Speaker 2: No, mL does have a great point, and she you know,
she's paying for the charter, So she goes, hey, can
you do me a favor? Can you? Yeah, just give
me a quick favor. Don't put food in front of
people that the food might kill them. Just just give
us a heads up with.
Speaker 1: Little over dramatic. But sometimes you need to do that.
To get your point to come across.
Speaker 2: I liked it. But we have a grilled rabbi, a
grilled stone fruit salad, cuscous salad, onion soubees. The whole
thing really is the tits four pots. But we've got
some systems to iron out with Daisy and Deanna. Why
why why why? That's like, you know, in the middle
of a retreat, going you know, I really think that
we need to work on our formation the way that
we approach it. Right now, they're they're raining down hell
fire on us. Right now. We got to get out
of here. Danny and Chase with more conversation.
Speaker 1: Well, that's where she confronts him about hanging out with
Alicia in Australia. Why wouldn't she do the same for her?
Give their chance there shot at love, you know, the
same opportunity. Why is it being cut short? They've had
a wonderful two weeks throwing into each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now I miss high school by the way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this isn't high school now, so this conversation
doesn't end. Well, walks away from another one of these
going fucking bullshit and goes down to suit up m
l for a little water activity. Now, this this woman.
He squeezes her into the lifefest and she says, apropos
of nothing. This is a little bit like you getting
your penis in a speedo, isn't it. Not really? No,
not really, but uh, maybe you know, maybe perhaps Now
Daisy and Chloys have a talk about how useless Tanna is,
and we get back to Danny and Chase and how
the episode ends with Danny's silver bullet. She has alesia.
She goes up to Chase. She goes, you haven't been
honest with me, And Danny's whole premise in grounds for
this kind of cracking off the bullet is nonsensical. He
is not. I don't think that she's under any obligation
to tell him that she banged a guy in that room.
But he is definitely not under any obligation to tell
her that he went to Australia for a couple of
weeks after last season and banged the chef. So what
are we even talking about here? You know, It's like
if there was a physicist and you put an equation
in front of him and was like, we need you
to solve these variables for poop. Okay, all of this
is going to net out to equals poop. We want
you to get in here and work on it. That's
what this show is making us do right now. That is,
if that makes any sense at all.
Speaker 1: And the episode concludes, which hilariously Daisy has to yell
Danny to get back to work. And also Chase is
supposed to be watching those charter guests. We're very intoxicated
and not to water.
Speaker 2: Right. So again in the comments, let us know what
are your favorite things? How many episodes would you give
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The first three episodes have aired. And then uh, if
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We got to get out of here. Okay, we're going
to do it for the season finale.
Speaker 1: Let's review segments, get some feedback right at the end of.
Speaker 2: It, because there there was some bad ones. Oh no,
good ones. I'm so excited to read that. All right,
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