Speaker 1: Well, coming up in this episode, Laura and her boyfriend
Joe join and we find out that Joe that's something
he really likes to do in the winter.
Speaker 2: My neighbors call him the shovel Fairy. They're like, does
the shovel Fairy want to come visit our house?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, that sounds like a really fan. It's like
a fantasy, the shovel Fairy. It's a different kind of fan.
It's like an adult fantasy. Now, God, I wish the
shovel Fairy put on that outfit, Joe and come on over.
Of course, when Laura's around, the conversation has to get
a little rich. Top five there's five of them.
Speaker 2: Really trivia music, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Because what would you like? Porn music?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I feel like you need a different about audio, like
seduce me music.
Speaker 3: Seduce you music.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Well, while you're thinking that, I'm gonna
pull up some seduced me music.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: So the top five that there needs to be more of.
Speaker 1: Everybody loves to blame the ref and Joe happens to
be a collegiate football referee, and he explained.
Speaker 4: Some things just think like the average fan just doesn't understand,
and that I could be four feet away from somebody
and that's not my responsibility of looking at that. I'm
looking at something else. So the average fan just doesn't
understand that every official on the field is their eyes
are already set to look at something, not where the
ball is.
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Speaker 3: It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome.
Thank you for getting your pod on.
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Speaker 3: There's pictures up there. Laura will be up there later.
Speaker 1: It's not no, no, no, no, not no.
Speaker 3: She watched the listening photos. Is that what you want?
Is that where we're going? Is that what it is?
Speaker 2: Why not? You're gonna get fan emails?
Speaker 1: No, and you can email right through there. Yeah, it's
just it's it's been. Uh, it's been. It's been weird
for me because I don't know anything about anything. I'll
give you a little behind the scenes like I don't
I don't know photo chop.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know any I own it all. Yeah, yep.
Speaker 1: So I had a logo that I had created for
another podcast that I was doing, and somebody wrote me
an email through the website and said, is it Bill
lightenmant or Bill Lightment.
Speaker 3: Because you have it two different ways?
Speaker 1: And I look at the logo and I went man,
So I took like forty minutes and fiddled around with
it and got it fixed.
Speaker 2: Get it to where you want you doing, Like Canva.
Speaker 1: Or I have I pay for Canva. Yeah this was
through my photoshop on Adobe. Okay, Yeah, I'm learning all
this stuff.
Speaker 3: It's like.
Speaker 2: It's one thing that I cannot I don't do my website.
I don't do anything I pay to have that done.
Speaker 3: Who do you pay the like go Daddy or somebody.
Speaker 2: My website is through by the way, great name. Yeah,
I mean I my websites through Wix. But then it's
like run through go Daddy or I built my website
through wis. Go Daddy is like where I.
Speaker 3: And you have their experts work on it for you.
Speaker 2: No, I have my like my branding coach.
Speaker 3: You have a branding coach, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like a business coach who does all my branding and stuff.
Really yeah, she edits my website for me and stuff
like that. It's one thing I don't know how to do.
Speaker 1: I like knowing how to do this stuff. But here's
what I'm starting to realize. If you want to be successful,
you have to have people that focus on the little
stuff and you got to keep looking big picture otherwise
you're gonna you know, and and I just do things.
It takes well not necessarily half asked. I mean I've
been able to make this work, but it could be
so much more than it is.
Speaker 3: Uh huh. And so that that's where we're heaving.
Speaker 2: I mean, and I know we've talked about social media
and how much you don't really enjoy making the reels
and editing and everything because it's so much work.
Speaker 3: It is like today, that's another thing media.
Speaker 2: I try my business.
Speaker 1: I try to do a cute story on Instagram today
where you have a picture back and then you have
the story. You're reel up here and people can click
to go to your reel, but it's over in the corner.
Speaker 3: I don't know, fucking know. It took me like an
hour and I go.
Speaker 1: You go, yeah, I'm an idiot, but I like this stuff,
and i'd like to be able to say to somebody,
hey man, you do this. I'm going to go over
here and work on this, this and this, And that's
where we're headed clearly, but it takes it's taken a minute.
Speaker 3: I don't know. How's organizing business. I mean, the weather's
been not fun.
Speaker 2: No, I said my drive. I was texting Kevin on
Monday because he asked if I could come in. I
was like, my drive to Pulteneyville took about forty three minutes.
You were in Poulteneyville and Poultleeyville on Monday.
Speaker 1: I just saw a thing that more of the Mohawk Valley,
but you know, even up in the Ataronticcks. I think
tug Hill, which a lot of people go. I think
our friend Mac Mike Mack, his place is up his
property up in the Aaronticcks, and I think it's near
tug Hill. Yeah, and they already had areas of Tug Hill. Oh,
here's what it is slated to see another three feet
of snow. There's only about three hundred and fifty people
in the tug Hill area. They're already buried under twenty
five feet of snow this winter this winter. And that's
like old school shit because we haven't had winters like
that in forever.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I thought they were still predicting because I talked
to Mac. He's got his place up there and he
likes to go up and run the sleds. Yeah right,
and he's like, man, I don't know, we're supposed to
get supposed to warm up. They're talking about a warm stretch.
We'll probably have a bunch of mud. Now you got
twenty five fucking feet of snow, and I.
Speaker 2: Canceled my plow contracts last year.
Speaker 1: You did because they are because there's nothing right, there's
nothing coming well now, but now you got Joe.
Speaker 4: I know. Joe's a shoveling connoisseur. As soon as the
snow hits the ground, I'm like the guy from a
Christmas story. He wants to fix the furnace. The snow
hits the ground and I'm out there, I'm shoveling. Really,
Oh yeah, I love shoveling.
Speaker 3: He don't know why I love it.
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 2: Like we have gotten home at ten thirty at night
from something, and at eleven o'clock he's.
Speaker 4: Like, I'm gonna go shovel Yeah, it's strange. I don't know.
Speaker 2: My neighbors call him to the shovel Fairy. They're like,
does the shovel Fairy want to come visit our house?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that sounds like a really fan. It's like
a fantasy, the shovel Fairy. It's a different kind of face.
It's like an adult fantasy.
Speaker 3: Now, God, I wish the shovel Fairy we put on
that outfit Joe and come on over. I shall for the.
Speaker 2: First time this winter because I got home early and
he had had a long day and so or I
knew he wasn't getting home until late, so I shoveled it.
Speaker 1: I was like, God, did Joe dress up as the
shovel fairy for Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No, Lauria hates Valentine's Day?
Speaker 3: Oh, so are you off the hook completely? Then?
Speaker 4: For valve off the hook completely?
Speaker 3: But what did you do? You did something?
Speaker 4: I just wrote a cheesy Facebook Oh okay, all right.
Speaker 2: I hate it. I do Valentine's Day. I only started
doing it that past few years because.
Speaker 3: My wife hate.
Speaker 2: Oh the so Friday morning, I like tied little Valentine's
balloons to their chairs in the morning, I made them
red pancakes, you know, whipped cream.
Speaker 3: That's really cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a chocolate bar and the newest Prime drink.
That's what they got for Valentine's Day. Okay, but no,
I hate I think it's really cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what about adults?
Speaker 1: All right, we were talking about this last night. What
if you got like sex toys for Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2: I mean, that's fine, but why can't you give me
sex toys on the other three hundred and sixty three
days out of the year.
Speaker 1: Because it's February and there's a lot of snow on
the ground, it just seems to make sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's me for Christmas. So then I had those
cold months go quicker.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Joe, you're taking notes over there, buddy,
be taking notes. Take some notes over there.
Speaker 1: Can I ask, like, I don't know how you can
why I can ask you anything.
Speaker 3: We already we've already.
Speaker 1: Established that I don't know how comfortable Joe would be.
And that's not a dirty question, it's not. It's just
like you're coming home and your camera. Your life in
a very very short period of time, went from every
mess that was made was yours right to now your
there's two kids, there's there's all this stuff, and you
just seem to embrace.
Speaker 3: It, like, dude, you like you really like it.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I know, I've always been a clean
freak when I live by myself. I've made a couple
of comments to Laura and I'm trying to get the
kids pick up after themselves, but they're kids. Yeah, it's
not too messy, so I can't complain. You know, what's
a half hour hour pick around the house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean I'm just saying like that, that's
a big switch, right for nobody. Yeah, only you too, now,
you know. I mean I see the pictures there. You're
like a jungle gym for them. Therow on your shoulder,
somebody's hanging off your arm.
Speaker 4: You know this is true. But I mean I've worked
with kids for the last fifteen years.
Speaker 3: So okay, so that makes it all pretty easy.
Speaker 4: Very good.
Speaker 3: Uh, we'll take a moment, Laura. I found some stats.
Speaker 1: And and we'll ask you, and I hope it doesn't
get too bad. But it was a survey from Bloom,
an erotic audio platform. Okay, it's called Bloom. Everybody wants
to go check it out. I'm sure they have dirty
novels and things that you can listen to book on tape,
and it's got some surprising insight into women's porn preferences.
Speaker 3: And we will see if you agree. Is that fair?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I wasn't your I was like, wait, at.
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Speaker 2: You have like a chat bot. I like it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The chatbot pops up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, please nswer your question and don't leave out any details.
This will help get your question fully answered as soon
as possible. Wow, what's the question, who's the blonde?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That's really funny. All right, Laura, here we go.
Speaker 1: The top five fantasies women want to see more of
in porn. Let's see if you can get like, I
don't know what ones would you think?
Speaker 3: Give me? Like the top five? There's five of them.
Speaker 2: Really trivia music?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because what would you like? Porn music?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I feel like you need a different about audio, like
seduce me music music.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Well while you're thinking that, I'm pull
up some seduced me music.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: So the top five that there needs to be more of, Yeah.
Speaker 1: More that women want to see more of. Top five
imporn that women want to see more of.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say older women with younger men really like
being seduced by a young man.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh so okay, that's very specific, but I think
that would fall under what fifty two percent of women
are calling romantic sex, okay, right, being kind of romantic romanticized. Yeah,
but older women younger guy, Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's what I Yeah, because I think you have vice
versa a lot of the times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I've I've watched pure taboo, which is
usually like a couple seducing a young girl.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, teaching.
Speaker 3: Her their wily ways.
Speaker 1: Who's the you know, yeah yeah, yea yeah yeah yeah yeah,
yeah she becomes Seventy seven percent of women said they
would like to see more threesomes in porn, and they
don't give you specifically, like what kind of threesome, right,
that's what it be, two girls and a guy, two
guys and a girl. Doesn't say women receiving more oral sex.
Fifty would like to see that in porn.
Speaker 2: Okay, romantic they just want that more in life. I
mean seriously, I.
Speaker 3: Can't get it there. I'll get it in my fantasy.
Speaker 1: Romantic sex comes in at fifty two percent. Rough sex
comes in at fifty two percent. Okay, yeah, like yeah,
domination Oh dude, really yeah, domination.
Speaker 3: You're looking looking at looking at you?
Speaker 4: All right, so I guess I can expose myself whatever. Yeah.
So Laura likes to be slapped around and everything else.
I'm not that's like a guy. Yeah, Like one time
I slapped her and I just start laughing my because
I'm like, what the hell am I doing? This? Is?
This is awkward? But she just starts looking at me
like what.
Speaker 3: I mean now wait wait black eyes.
Speaker 2: Time by accident?
Speaker 3: What you just like face slap?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, joked. But then the other day we had like
mid day sex and he went to do that. I
was like, you can't do that in the middle of
the day.
Speaker 1: It's got to be dark out night time, buddy, I
wouldn't know either.
Speaker 4: You want what do you want?
Speaker 3: This? What am I supposed to do?
Speaker 4: Here? You having sex?
Speaker 3: So rough sex?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: Oh you're so good man, You're so in, You're so
on this, you're so now accepting floggers.
Speaker 4: This Old Lady Sex show for eight episodes and all.
Speaker 3: What's the old Lady Sex show? I don't know?
Speaker 2: Call how to Build a Sex Room? And it's like
a what is it?
Speaker 3: On a dy channel and Wastflix?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh really, it's called how to Build a Sex
Around And.
Speaker 2: It was amazing because like it was everything from like
a married couple to like a group orgy that like
she built like a house for them to have their
sex parties.
Speaker 3: Man, it was amazing. Get air that place out when
it's done.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember my mom telling me that sex gets better
once you turn forty.
Speaker 1: Well, I think there's a reason why you you don't
give me a.
Speaker 3: Missions, like you're just gone, yeah.
Speaker 2: Like you're you open more about like this is what
I like in bed, this is what I would like
to try. And I do think that people are getting
more open into those things, like you hear the conversation.
Speaker 1: Well, older though, and more confident, a little more experience,
like yeah, not ashamed of your body.
Speaker 3: Even Yeah, I would.
Speaker 1: Be with Joe at first, but I'm afraid that if
I would get so in to the slapping, spitting, punching,
choking that I would lose my head.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I would like, I would like I would have an
out of body experience.
Speaker 2: I swear that he's a big guy, but he's so
like gentle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no comment. All I know is it's just it's
very awkward. She just pull my hair, slapped me, you know,
sneaking in here and there, but like, yeah, it was
just weird.
Speaker 3: Did Joe have big hands? Big hands? Joe, Yeah, he's
a big hands. It's like leaving a big hamprint on here.
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't leave a handprint.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I get lost ham.
Speaker 4: You woke up the next morning you had a handp.
Speaker 2: I like handprints. I like brewises, bite marks, like whoa.
Speaker 3: The biting stuff. I gotta draw the line there.
Speaker 2: Crap like I will say, like my ex husband, it
was the same one, two three every time. Yeah, like
and I think that that is even when I would
say like I need something more, like we need to
switch up.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 2: That's why we ended up not having all Right, well.
Speaker 3: Those are the old days. Those are the old days.
Now you're backing living. You would even film yourself, wouldn't you.
I have you have?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, not with me, No, it wasn't. It was
not me.
Speaker 1: Joe was an athlete. He's a he's a referee for
football at the collegiate level. He's used to breaking down film.
Speaker 2: Can we replay that?
Speaker 4: I think I should just put a camera up and
not record. And then you think that we're recording.
Speaker 2: Oh I would be I would be like I think.
Speaker 3: Chico Laura Laura would be putting on a show.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure, absolutely, And then you would be like, god,
damn it, I wish I actually recorded that. To watch
that code.
Speaker 3: Since Joe's here. Eddie was a referee.
Speaker 1: I have to bring up one of the controversial things
from football and how hard that is and how much
we don't appreciate, I don't think fully what risks have
to deal with and how quick that game is and compensation.
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Speaker 1: Vinny said, where is Danny when you need him? Trick question?
You don't, but he's crying in his bible.
Speaker 4: Or that.
Speaker 1: He says, oh, all hands, the pirate ship is sailing
full speed.
Speaker 3: Gagging throats of passion. The throats of passion. I wonder
if that is a porn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he says, whip out your tits, fat boy.
Speaker 3: Meaning me meaning me. That's what you mean. That's that's
what he's talking though.
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to do that.
Speaker 3: Are you traveling anywhere in the near future?
Speaker 2: Yeah, We're going to Charlotte in like a month.
Speaker 3: Are you nervous no to fly.
Speaker 2: No, No, It's rare that I feel like there it
is rare. A lot of news about the small little
things too. The DC flight that yes, there hadn't been
no like American flights crashed right right in so long,
the small little flight that went down in Philly, Philly,
that has happened more. It's just you know, but I
feel like the DC caused this massive attention.
Speaker 1: Right still the safest way to go. How many car
accidents have we had today? I mean we were just
talking about I was talking to somebody about the weather
we talked about earlier in the tug Hill area and
they said, somebody was leaving Watertown and they rolled their
car right hit black ice rolled their car. So you
have that, or you could have you could end up
upside down. In Toronto. Everybody survived thirty thousand dollars per person,
which is about six times with the people who when
they landed on the Hudson they got five thousand each. Uh.
And I'm trying to think, like, what what one is
worse now? Granted we're talking years later, Yeah, but I
think upside down is scarier than landing on the water.
Speaker 3: Although landing out of the water.
Speaker 1: You could be worried about sinking and your luggage and
all that shit.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: I think that the Hudson they knew that there was
plane problems. Yes, like, so you had more time to
be scared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like so that would be more money that I
think should have been.
Speaker 3: We call that emotional distress. Yeah, you're terrified.
Speaker 2: Right where that what was that delta upside down? Supposedly
like happened last minute?
Speaker 1: Like you don't need did you watch it come in?
It was like the weirdest thing. Yeah, And I think
it was pilot error. I think the pilot didn't lift
the nose up enough. From what I was reading, I
know nothing about this, but people commented saying it would
look like pilot error pilots talking, So I don't I
would assume that that's true. But I got to tell you,
I would expect to get nothing.
Speaker 2: Oh, I would expect something, sure, Oh yeah, like a
free flight, oh more, you know what I'm saying, Like,
I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess thirty thousand dollars. What is it gonna
cost them? Two point two million? Which really isn't that
big a deal At the corporate level.
Speaker 3: Of their size.
Speaker 1: Thirty thousand dollars is nice, and they're claiming it's not
preventing anybody from filing a lawsuit. In addition, yeah, you're not.
It's not as though, hey, you take this money and
you can't file a lawsuit. They're not doing that. I
got a great story in thirty thousand dollars. I'm telling
that story. It is going to change from year to
year to year to I'm the one who is I'm
on the wing, the wing's on fire and I'm helping
old ladies out. I mean, that story's gonna change for
years and years.
Speaker 3: But thousand street cred Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean would I want to go through a
traumatic experience for thirty thousand dollars? Probably not, But do
I think that it would soften the blow? For sure?
Speaker 3: The NFL season's over.
Speaker 1: I was trying to find stories all throughout the year
to talk about every day.
Speaker 3: No, there's really nothing going on.
Speaker 1: But the one big controversy, and it keeps coming back
to is you know, they change the rules.
Speaker 3: What's this? What's that? It's easy to say.
Speaker 1: Things like they should put a tracker in the ball,
and they do have it right because you can get
a lot of stats already. I think next gen stats
is tracking the footballs to where it is, but in
terms of like locating, but that still doesn't tell you
if somebody's.
Speaker 3: Knee is down?
Speaker 4: Correct?
Speaker 3: And do we not a little bit?
Speaker 1: I mean, I know this sounds counterintuitive to everybody, but
don't we like bitching about it? Don't we like seeing
that they got it wrong and if they had only
seen I think there's an element of fandom that is that.
Speaker 4: I really, do you got to blame somebody?
Speaker 1: I yes, I just think there's an element of fandom
that's that. And when you watch that game, it is
so fast. I don't know how you guys see anything.
Who the hell could tell where he was? You know
what I'm saying, like in real life. So I guess
if we had the technology, But even there, who would
know when the knees down? When you start putting things
in running backs, knees and quarterbacks, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: I just think like the average fan just doesn't understand
that I could be four feet away from somebody and
that's not my responsibility of looking at that. I'm looking
at something else. So the average fan just doesn't understand that.
Every official on the field is. Their eyes are already
set to look at something, not where the ball is.
So not only that, but there's always angles. We always
see the instant replay on TV. You know, I could
be standing right behind a guy, I'm not going to
see that, But if the cameras in front of the guy,
the camera's going to see that. So fans just got
to know between the angles and the correct mechanics that
officials have to do. That's where the controversies.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's interesting.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that you are your job is to
focus here and something that happens within your purview, not
necessarily your call, not necessarily in my call. Yeah, wow,
I see. Now that's something that I never know.
Speaker 4: There you go, because the average people they got to
know this.
Speaker 1: Well, we would and we'd start pitching the guy I
was right there. How does he not call it?
Speaker 3: I could see it from here. What the fuck's wrong
with that? Guys? Right, isn't that what it is? Yeah? Yeah?
And do you get a lot of do you hear
a lot of the complaints from the stands when you're
doing a game.
Speaker 4: So when I was doing high school, I my position,
I was on the sideline, a little bit. So I
would get flag from the fans or the coaches or
the players, but I'd say the last decade, I've been
in the middle of the field, so I don't really
hear too much bullshit.
Speaker 3: Okay, did you ever say anything to them.
Speaker 4: All the players off air? I know we're on air,
I've said stuff.
Speaker 3: Well, no, here's why I say that.
Speaker 1: My son played basketball and a guy I know was
reffing one of their games, and all of a sudden
he stopped and he's like, he threatened to throw an
opposing fan out because they were getting they were chirping.
I couldn't hear him from where I was, but that
guy had just had it that day.
Speaker 4: I've never done that, but I did toss the player
out of the game because he called me racist. I
remember he just got up. He said, you didn't call
that penalty because you're a fucking racist. WHOA, Well, here
you go and have a good one. And then the
coach wanted an explanation, told him a lot of being
a bad a boom.
Speaker 3: Training that you have to go through all that kind
of stuff. What do they do there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so in the summertime, it's about a six to
ten week program once a night, twice a night for rookies,
about two hours of class. You go through mechanics, you
go through rules, you get test questions on field time.
I know, back in the day we had a lot
more officials, so you didn't go straight to varsity. You
do jvan freshman your first two three years. But with
the short of officials, you have first year guys going out.
Speaker 3: But you don't do high school anymore.
Speaker 4: No, I stopped doing college about six seven years ago.
Speaker 3: How did you get the college gig?
Speaker 4: College gig? They kind of have some kind of recruitment.
You got to have somebody looking out for you. Somebody
recommended my name, I had an interview and started doing
college and here we are.
Speaker 1: How to say this, every level that we talk about
in football is that much faster. You watch D one
games and they look really really fast. You go to
the NFL and those guys are saying, oh my god.
Speaker 4: You know, I can you know that's a good point.
So like, one of the reasons why I quit high
school is, you know, no offense to the two schools,
but I had two country schools. I don't know, Batavia Leroy,
And the night before I was at Cornell and it
was sprint football, so everybody was a hundred and eight
and they're flying all over the So I'm doing a
high school game the next day and it's it's just
slow as molasses, and I'm like, what am I doing?
I don't want to do this anymore. It's not fun.
So that was my last season. And yeah, but yeah,
you can definitely tell the speed of the game. I
don't think there's a huge difference. I've done a couple
of Syracuse practices, a couple of you beat you have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those are D one.
Speaker 4: Guys, just practices and scrimmages.
Speaker 3: But do you want to be a D one ref
You know?
Speaker 4: At one point I did, But the time, commitment and
the steps for me to go, yeah, I don't think
I have an interest anymore.
Speaker 1: All Right, we'll take a moment. Joe brought something up
and we had somebody on the podcast on a regular
basis for a little while who used to have suitors
do this?
Speaker 3: What are you making a face for it?
Speaker 2: I'm wondering who what?
Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you and uh, but I wanted to
see because there is a new thing that sexually transmitted
infections don't necessarily have to come from penetration.
Speaker 5: We'll get to it right after this.
Speaker 1: This would be more eighty style, not your two thousand
trivia style. What kind of questions do they ask the
two thousands trivia?
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Oh okay, it was like why
two K trivia?
Speaker 3: Y two k trivia? And it sold out?
Speaker 2: It sold out?
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 2: So we have been on like this theme thing, and
so when we saw two thousands of trivia, we're like, yes,
but we want Matt to do a doop like night.
Speaker 3: I saw this article today about Sti's and.
Speaker 1: I thought it was sort of interesting, only because I
remember when Stephanie would come in here. She was very
adamant before being in the long term relationship that whoever
she was going to be with had to be tested.
And then one guy invited her to go away, and
just before they were about to take off, he never
got the test done and he started to ghost her.
And you know, I guess that's telling you something, right.
So I saw this thing, and it says that you
can get it from skin to skin contact certain.
Speaker 3: STIs, which ones, well.
Speaker 1: They're saying oral sex, even share personal items like razors
or needles could also spread infections. Syphilis, goneria, chlamydia, and
herpes are among the STIs that could be transmitted through
non penetrative means. Okay, syphilis, goneria, chlamydia, and herpes.
Speaker 2: Is it sharing like a razor to like, shave your pubes?
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's sharing, like I'll say this, I
wonder if let's say, you grab his razor to shave
your legs.
Speaker 3: Don't tell him, but it was right there. It's just easier.
Speaker 1: You're in a rush, and he comes in later and
shaves his face and nicks it. And if there was
something on you there, it is, you know what I mean,
and you wouldn't even know it. Potentially, I think there's
a lot of people who don't even know they have
an STI I believe that. I think there's some that
that people just carry. They're just carriers. They don't even
and oh.
Speaker 2: Never mind, you canna tell your story?
Speaker 4: Oh should I tell my story? I'll tell a story.
Speaker 3: I wasn't trying searching for something. Joe, you don't have
to do it, buddy.
Speaker 4: You know you totally use the keyword carrier. So I
have to have to tell my story. I was on
a couch taking a nap. This is probably eight nine
years ago, and I woke up from a text message
from a girl who told me that she just had
her annual checkup. And I said, okay, you know blah
blah blah. So I'm reading this text message and it
said that she tested hot for commydia. Now this is
the Friday before Easter. So I get this text message.
I'm supposed to be at work in an hour. Twenty
six minutes later, I'm at urgent Care and the doctor goes,
what brings you here? I go this text message right here.
Doctor starts laughing his ass off. He goes, you know,
usually for men. I was, I would give you the test,
but at this point I kind of believe you probably
have it. So he just came back with two giant
ass blue pills. He said, I got your Easter eggs
for you. Told me to wrap it up. That was
the day.
Speaker 3: So she was a carrier, she had She was a carrier,
no clue.
Speaker 1: So he's saying that you so what it was chlamydia?
And I don't know anything about these things enough. I
would love to get an expert on to talk about this,
because there's a way I'm gonna take this conversation in
a second.
Speaker 3: But my curiosity is I.
Speaker 4: Had a symptom?
Speaker 3: Are there always?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: But is it always? You know how like herpes is
always with you? Like herpes can lay dormant's always. Is
that the same with chlamydia?
Speaker 4: I understand committee is like a cold.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, so you were sneezing out your Yeah, yeah,
did it burn.
Speaker 4: My symptom?
Speaker 2: That like the two that like you can get.
Speaker 3: Over, you can get out of it, literally like you
have it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're going No. I was literally I was
with my college friends. You were there but this past weekend,
and we were like, how did we all escape from
college without anything?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: And my one friend goes, well, you know I did
have a baby.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, but you won the price, none
of us.
Speaker 2: We never got anything.
Speaker 1: I almost wonder, like, with the fact that this is
out now right, we could just have it sexually turned.
You could have somebody, you could have your partner cheating
on you use his razor or her razor. You know
what I'm saying, Like, there's all ways that shit can happen.
I wonder if they need to teach sex ad differently.
Speaker 2: I mean I think that when you're so young and
you're learning about it, you sort of laugh it off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because because it's embarrassing, Yes, and it's something that
your parents probably never talk to you about, so it's
a little uncomfortable. And then you think, again, it's never
gonna happen to me, Right, It's never gonna happen to me.
Speaker 2: I mean I know someone an older person. Actually.
Speaker 1: By the way, Joe, I'm sorry to interrupt. Was that
a group text you received?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, plus people at the top.
Speaker 2: Because the Karen too, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I wanted to see After I read this, I go, okay,
I need to know stats on contraceptor no contraception use
because the skin to skin thing is scary. I still
think it's going to be rare. I think most people
were getting STIs are getting it from oral sex or
some kind of penetration oral sex or or sex. So
I went through and I wanted to see what specific
statistics are for people like twenty five, because there's more people.
I think now we're living longer, especially women. We hear
about one of the hottest spots for sti's is the
villages in Florida, Right, I mean, right, it could be,
don't they have the different loofahs and stuff.
Speaker 2: I Karen was just telling me her parents are going
to buy a place on there.
Speaker 3: So well they did.
Speaker 1: I was looking through a twenty seventeen CDC report. Now
we're going back. Believe it or not, it's close to
ten years, right or seven years. Found that out among
unmarried men ages thirty five to forty four. Okay, unmarried guys, yeah,
who had sexual intercourse in the past three months, twenty
five point eight percent reported using a condom during their
last sexual encounter. Only twenty five point eight percent.
Speaker 3: Well, because I just.
Speaker 1: Don't think, I swear to God, I don't think as you.
Speaker 2: Get older, you think, oh, I escaped my college years.
I escaped my young years.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I think that's where we're seeing the greater
STI stuff, because that's it. And I think even women, right,
you know, I mean I probably never told somebody, hey,
you got to put a condom on. I'm not I'm
not I'm not looking. I'm not looking. Why are we
all laughing at? What did I do?
Speaker 3: Did something?
Speaker 4: You're going to go first, you can go fair, you
can go first.
Speaker 3: All right? You want to go at the same time, one, two, three,
do it.
Speaker 4: I don't believe in condoms. You don't believe in them either.
Speaker 3: I'm not a car okay, right, because they don't feel
as good?
Speaker 2: No, I mean I did, I did use them.
Speaker 3: Well, this is the moors.
Speaker 2: But like if I was sleeping, sleeping with the same
person consistently, fuck now, okay, can't make them go tested.
Speaker 3: Right, and you didn't make them go get tested? Okay.
Speaker 1: So these figures suggest that condom use decreases as men age. Yeah,
particularly among those incommitted relationships, right, even if they're not
married but committed. So then I wanted to see women
over twenty five And a lot of the data for
this stuff is really limited. You can't really find it.
I mean, I'm not a research expert, but yeah, you know,
there are tools we can all use now. So they
have data from twenty seventeen to twenty nineteen. In the case,
that's sixty five point three percent of women in the
United States ages fifteen to forty nine were using contraception,
which I believe is probably true.
Speaker 3: And I guarante contraceptive.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'm not saying but we could throw a
condom into contraception presenting pregnancy.
Speaker 2: But is birth control contrast?
Speaker 1: Yes, So there's two things that I took away from
this one. The majority of this falls on a woman,
and I don't think.
Speaker 3: It's ever discussed. It just does.
Speaker 1: And I think for guys, I don't like econdom. Yeah,
I don't like the way it feels either. Don't worry
about it. And so what else? What else is there
for a dude right now? I mean I I they
they haven't come up with a pill yet, right or anything? Okay,
So therefore it falls on the woman, and that seems
a little bit unfair if you, if you think about it.
But according to contraceptive use, approximately sixty five point three
percent of women in those age groups, twenty one percent
of women age eighteen to ninety four. What ninety four? Yeah, yeah,
it's a relative of Lauras from way way by.
Speaker 3: Yeah it makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, great grandmother's still howling at the moon.
Speaker 3: Yeah it does.
Speaker 1: Say eighteen to ninety four reported using a condom during
the most recent vaginal intercourse. Wow, but that's twenty one percent, yes,
but still low.
Speaker 3: It's still low.
Speaker 2: I mean to gay men, you're not really worried about
getting pregnant?
Speaker 1: No, like Ece, but you should be worried about other
things potentially potentially Yeah, and anybody should be is my point.
But here, here's something that I did on the radio
many many years ago, and it was something when I
looked back on it, it always made me feel pretty
bad for the person.
Speaker 3: We had heard that people would go.
Speaker 1: To area parks and if they backed in and they
sat in their car, they were looking for a hookup.
And it was the same sex hookup guys. So we
decided that we wanted to see who was the hottest
member of the morning show, and we went out and
we timed who got hit on first?
Speaker 2: Right, how many hours did it take it?
Speaker 3: It didn't. It was quick for some people.
Speaker 1: So the interesting thing was there was one guy who
had backed in and an older gentleman just looks like
the happy grandpa, happy grandpa. He comes and he's like hey,
because he was backed in, and this guy backs in
next to him and he goes, hey, how's it going.
He goes hey, and he's like, uh, you want to
take a walk in the woods, because that's what they
would do. They would take a walk on these back paths.
He wanted to take a walk in the woods and
the guy.
Speaker 3: Goes, no, I'm just waiting for my wife.
Speaker 1: He goes, ah, I'm married, and the guy goes holds
up his hand, he goes me too. He said me too,
and he goes, Oh, my wife's coming down.
Speaker 3: With the dogs. We're gonna walk through the park.
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, okay, no problem. Now there was nothing
rude about this at all. The man was not aggressive
or anything. But honestly, God, when I thought about it, it
made me. The only thing I can come up with
is sad, and sad because this guy who was married
was living a lie because society at that time was
never going to accept this dude. He did not appear,
as we would say, whatever, the stereotypical. Sometimes you can
spot it. Some people like to be flamboyant, and that's
just them. That wasn't this guy, right. He was a
little more what we would say, like a guy. He's
just a guy. And he was on the down loan
and you think about the shit, all the shit you
could bring home. You're just hooking up with some rando
in the park. You know, they put on their best
sweater that day, and you know what I'm saying, You
know what I mean like their jeans were pressed.
Speaker 3: I don't know, they look neat how yeah, you can't tell.
Speaker 1: And I go, that's the stuff that I think is
the most scary. And it made me feel terrible for
this guy because I go, you know, he's lived his
entire life never fully satisfied. Don't tell me that somewhere
along the line his wife could pick up on something
was missing. But you know, we're in a time where
you stayed together, you had kids, you did this thing,
and now here you are and the journey's almost over,
and you're fucking some guy behind a bush in a
park to be who you really are. I mean, I
don't mean to put it in that bluntly, but I'm
putting that bluntly. I honestly got to go, God, man,
we fuck people up with these rules. Be who you
want to be, because it isn't that long.
Speaker 3: And who's getting hurt?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I mean if he if you no, yes,
in this situation, the current situation, yes, a lot of
people are getting hurt, the wife, the kids, if they
find out what's gonna go on, all the psychologicals. Yes,
But if that guy could just be authentically himself, who's
getting hurt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody.
Speaker 2: Rene and I joke that we used to wish we
would be lesbians together, were like our house would be
so clean, like we would both be on top of shit,
like you know, one of us would always be cooked.
Speaker 3: Don't you need a little bit of the opposite somewhere
along the line, like a little bit Well, yeah, somebody
who's a little bit different slightly, Yeah, I mean yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 2: I prefer man.
Speaker 1: I know, I can tell, I can tell she wants
two men once in a while.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying there was the fantasy.
Speaker 2: Fantasy like people watching, watching watching, Yes, why don't you
to shut the windows?
Speaker 3: Okay, fringe Fest next year, absolutely not. What are you
talking about. It'll be an art thing.
Speaker 1: We put you down at like the what's that square
in downtown innovative Square, We put you there and then.
Speaker 3: People get to watch.
Speaker 4: We can polar bear.
Speaker 3: What if we did?
Speaker 1: What if we did like the two way glass, so
you can't see out, you can't see out, but everybody
else can see.
Speaker 4: Eventually I'm gonna come out of that door and then
everybody is gonna no.
Speaker 3: The police have to get everybody away.
Speaker 1: And then but that night you'd be at dinner and
all of a sudden a couple of free drinks show up.
Speaker 3: I mean that dude put on a show today. Best
Friends rest ever?
Speaker 4: Okay, just check it.
Speaker 2: Just keep your options open, all right?
Speaker 3: Worse trivia tonight? Grace, Oh the ice plex? No?
Speaker 2: No, the one now you're sea Brace. Whole bunch of
burn people.
Speaker 3: Okay, burn people going to go drink.
Speaker 2: Beer, have burgers, and then be at the gym in
the morning.
Speaker 1: See that's great, burn it off. Yeah, I gotta get
that disappointment.
Speaker 3: I gotta get Joe. Thank you for coming in and playing.
Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 3: He was great. The NFL stuff was great. Your story
about the carrier was fantastic.
Speaker 1: You know the group text you received about it, and Laurie,
you never disappoint ever.
Speaker 3: I'm Bill Moran. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 1: California Bay Fends of god Worth.
Speaker 2: He's a land up opportunity for me, is just a
curse make us feel at the way.
Speaker 1: Yeahm