Speaker 1: Ken Deny, Tony Weird Al Yankovic is fry Ye.
Speaker 2: This is uh he just passed away.
Speaker 3: This is not Greg Kinband this Yeah, it's Kim Band.
Speaker 4: Tony sounds like a guy who would say fry ya.
Speaker 5: He does.
Speaker 4: I'm happy with life.
Speaker 5: I was happy and you all can judge me as
Speaker 5: you will.
Speaker 4: Oh we have yeah, absolutely judge it like that hasn't
Speaker 4: been going on for twenty five years.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so quickly, h before we do the crusade for
Speaker 5: children trivia. For some reason, people are talking like the
Speaker 5: Bears actually might have a chance to.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to go off.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to go as far as win the division.
Speaker 4: But let's just say this in my fandom, I am
Speaker 4: a realistic fan.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 4: I have not worn this jersey in probably more than
Speaker 4: a decade. I just knew they wouldn't be any good.
Speaker 1: Has it been since Jim McMahon, did you've had a
Speaker 1: reliable quarterback?
Speaker 5: I don't think so. To find reliable, Okay, there's been
Speaker 5: a lot. To Dame's point, there's been a lot.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, they're the only franchise in the NFL
Speaker 4: that has not had a four thousand yard passer ever.
Speaker 5: Ever in a great sports town like Chicago.
Speaker 4: They have not had a first team All Pro quarterback
Speaker 4: since like the forties or fifties.
Speaker 5: That is crazy.
Speaker 2: Hey, let's play this weekend.
Speaker 4: They have the Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 5: That'll be a good game in Tennessee.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 5: Oh, Soldier Field? Yeah, are they moving Soldiers? Are they
Speaker 5: moving out of Soldier Field? I heard they might do that.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 4: They they bought the old Arlington race Course for a
Speaker 4: while and they were going to tear that down and
Speaker 4: build a new state. And then the deal was when
Speaker 4: they bought it, they were told here's what taxes are
Speaker 4: going to be. Yeah, and then a new tax evaluation
Speaker 4: came out and it was going to be like two
Speaker 4: hundred million more than they thought. They went, oh, we're
Speaker 4: going to sell that. Yeah. And now they're trying to
Speaker 4: pitch a new stadium right next to where Soldier Field.
Speaker 5: They's got to keep it down on. Was that miracle
Speaker 5: mile around?
Speaker 3: They got to the deal where they go, oh, we're
Speaker 3: gonna pull up roots and take it to uh Wichita.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let me tell you. They moved Candlestick San Francis.
Speaker 5: That stadium was in the perfect spot in San Francisco.
Speaker 5: It was awesome. I went to a game there was like,
Speaker 5: this is the.
Speaker 4: New ballpark down there?
Speaker 2: Is great?
Speaker 5: It's it is, but it's it's a half hour away.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I meant the baseball stadium they used to
Speaker 4: play Candlestick. Candlestick was awesome. Yeah, now the what is
Speaker 4: it Santa.
Speaker 3: Clara for I like a Butcher and Baker Park a
Speaker 3: little bit more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't you have a back to the future joke
Speaker 1: to like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, hey and hey Dwight, what's the difference between
Speaker 3: Marty McFly and Back to the.
Speaker 2: Future and a Bears fan?
Speaker 3: Oh god, Martin McFly and went back to nineteen eighty
Speaker 3: five one time.
Speaker 5: Let's start this answer eight of the next ten questions
Speaker 5: and we'll get rolling here. We'll start wearing a one eighty.
Speaker 5: I'll go to two hundred dollars for crusade for children.
Speaker 5: Here we go, question number one, number one. Here's one
Speaker 5: of those. Here's one of those where you got to
Speaker 5: take a quarter out of your pocket and just flip
Speaker 5: it because you're not gonna know.
Speaker 4: Who carries quarters.
Speaker 1: Older, it's all about I'm old bro shaving a haircut
Speaker 1: or no do ants sleep? Not answer sleep?
Speaker 2: Not your aunt she's usually busy with my uncle.
Speaker 5: Until around I was writing this question, and I knew.
Speaker 1: Doesn't every organism need to rest? But I'm not sure
Speaker 1: about ants. They're awfully busy. They are busy.
Speaker 2: You're not busy as a bee?
Speaker 3: No noyes or no, I gotta say yeah they do.
Speaker 4: I was gonna go with yes as well.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Carl dingy.
Speaker 2: But we're out. Here's your own? Are you grabbing my
Speaker 2: dingy during the segments? Man?
Speaker 5: Do ants sleep?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: Or no?
Speaker 1: It's just weird. I think they don't. Yes, seems too obvious.
Speaker 2: Let's go. No, let's turn this car around. We were going. Yes,
Speaker 2: so we're turning around and yes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, okay, everything's got to sleep.
Speaker 5: I would think, would you want to shut up?
Speaker 3: Actually, in the hippopot turn his car out since we
Speaker 3: all agree, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Actually in the Mesopotaian hippopotamus does not sleep. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think question two is for you, Dwight.
Speaker 2: Okay, it must be a science question.
Speaker 5: What controversial novel was penned by Solomon rush.
Speaker 2: D oh War? What is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then he had to hide for years?
Speaker 5: You're very religious?
Speaker 2: Did you get by a Wayne reference? Though war. What
Speaker 2: is it good for?
Speaker 5: Hmm, that's been rushty. Has he been targeted?
Speaker 4: Helous?
Speaker 2: Has to do with religion?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's cold.
Speaker 1: It's oh ah, just said it was Satan.
Speaker 2: Said that doesn't sound right?
Speaker 4: Does that?
Speaker 2: Does that does not sound right?
Speaker 5: Give me, give me an answer.
Speaker 1: I gotta go Satanic. Give me a hint. Satanic? Something Satanic?
Speaker 1: Something that's Anton Levy that did that? You talk about
Speaker 1: the Satanic Bible? Satanic verses?
Speaker 2: Don't I'm not familiar with it. I'll go with day Ian.
Speaker 4: I don't remember the name of the book. I just
Speaker 4: remember the gid go with it. What is it?
Speaker 1: Satanic verses?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, way to go, Dave.
Speaker 1: It draft out of my memory bank for a few
Speaker 1: minutes there.
Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, I don't want to know
Speaker 4: where you pulled that one out.
Speaker 1: It's apparently very insulting to Mohammad and the Muslim followers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he went into hiding after that.
Speaker 4: And I get a little testy about that.
Speaker 5: Well, insulting or slightly remember if you slight and you
Speaker 5: can't drawl, Yeah, there's you can't do a cartoon. I'm
Speaker 5: not gonna say anything more.
Speaker 3: Look at that nice alarm clock with flares next to
Speaker 3: our building.
Speaker 5: Now here we go question number three. I mean, y'all
Speaker 5: got lucky in the first two.
Speaker 1: You got bulletproof glass there, don't worry to Oh that's right,
Speaker 1: soundproof too.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's why every secretary walked by. It sounds like this.
Speaker 5: What is the name of the point of no return
Speaker 5: around the edge of a black hole?
Speaker 1: It was also a movie and a song That would
Speaker 1: be the Starfish an album.
Speaker 5: Actually also a movie, really scary movie too.
Speaker 2: Hole?
Speaker 4: Oh is it?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 4: The ring.
Speaker 1: No edge of a black hole?
Speaker 5: The point of no return on the edge of a
Speaker 5: black hole?
Speaker 2: How would I know this?
Speaker 1: I've watched enough sci fi stuff and I can't think. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's break down the Satanic verses. Let's let's break down
Speaker 1: the parts of a black hole.
Speaker 4: No, here, we got a hole. I hear it's dark
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 2: Then you have blackness. You're right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, So
Speaker 2: I gotta say the first thing would be the.
Speaker 5: Whole I think down to something crazy. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 5: not drawing event horizon.
Speaker 2: There was a movie.
Speaker 5: How was that scary movie?
Speaker 4: Ago?
Speaker 5: It was really scary.
Speaker 2: How would I know that?
Speaker 5: Because everyone knows everyone does I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've never heard.
Speaker 4: I thought, clearly, we're not part of everyone.
Speaker 5: That was an easy question.
Speaker 1: I never saw it.
Speaker 2: What part of the black hole are you from? And also,
Speaker 2: have you watched the latest Rings? Episode one?
Speaker 5: It's the Power of the Ring about a hour.
Speaker 2: We call it Rings on my message board.
Speaker 4: I gotta wait till all the episodes are out. God,
Speaker 4: here we go.
Speaker 5: It's so good. It's so good.
Speaker 4: Oh, I like the first season. I'm looking forward to him.
Speaker 5: I was like, because you watch it, you go. I
Speaker 5: don't know the book, so I go, oh, that's Gandal.
Speaker 5: If that guy's gonna turn into Gandal.
Speaker 2: You want to know what show I watched the other day?
Speaker 2: And this is not a lie.
Speaker 4: What seventies show wasn't.
Speaker 2: What it was the new it was updated show. But
Speaker 2: it was a movie. It was called Strippers Versus Werewolves?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: It was on a good movie.
Speaker 4: Sound like it was set on Pluto.
Speaker 5: Question four is a movie question?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: In the movie Gremlins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now we're talking.
Speaker 5: Is the name of the little magua given to Billy Gizmo?
Speaker 4: Yes, there you go?
Speaker 2: And Hoyd Axton is the one that picked him up?
Speaker 5: It was that a Christmas.
Speaker 4: It is just like die Hard. What was your question?
Speaker 1: What were the three things that you couldn't wet?
Speaker 4: You can't feed him after midnight and no sunlight, basically, Susan, Yeah, right.
Speaker 2: Except for I can get her wet.
Speaker 1: You put it on the tea, Tony.
Speaker 2: We got a swimming pool in a hot tub of course.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, he does these jokes and then on Sunday
Speaker 5: is the loudest singer in church.
Speaker 2: Jesus, Jesus, and do stuff like this. He's coming back.
Speaker 4: He's coming back.
Speaker 5: Right in the middle of the sermon, the pastor brad
Speaker 5: to go, oh God, no, God, here we go.
Speaker 4: Hey, you know he's drinking before the pastor. The pastor says,
Speaker 4: oh God, Pastor.
Speaker 6: Pastor McMahon says all the time, Hey, you know it's
Speaker 6: okay to visit other churches, and oh no, I'm fine
Speaker 6: here Pastor McMahon, as he says, you know what, Jesus
Speaker 6: what plenty of different towns and visited.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I'm here, and.
Speaker 4: Some of them he never came back to. All right.
Speaker 5: Question number five, the distance, This is an over under question.
Speaker 5: Here we go. The distance from the Earth to the
Speaker 5: Moon is over or under five hundred thousand miles it's under.
Speaker 1: I agree with that by quite a bit, like two
Speaker 1: hundred and eighty thousand something like that.
Speaker 3: I know the answer, but I want to I'll just
Speaker 3: go ahead and let them answer. I do because I
Speaker 3: had this in Universe class.
Speaker 5: Right, you're going under under under, David right? Could two
Speaker 5: hundred and thirty eight thousand miles away? Is the moon?
Speaker 5: Of course it is, and even closer in lower orbit
Speaker 5: are two astronauts, yes, from Bowling come home?
Speaker 4: Hey, may only be one soon because you know by
Speaker 4: now those two hate each other.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, somebody gots to die, somebody, or they'll
Speaker 1: have a baby.
Speaker 2: Hey, how far is uranus?
Speaker 4: Question six?
Speaker 5: True or false? The great white shark is the largest
Speaker 5: predatory fish.
Speaker 2: That's false. It's not a fish, fawse.
Speaker 1: I'll go with you, guys. You guys are very searching.
Speaker 5: Going with falls.
Speaker 1: Yes, what it is the largest predatory fish?
Speaker 4: It is a fish.
Speaker 5: What do you think it is a mammal?
Speaker 4: Well, they don't lay eggs sharks.
Speaker 5: They give birth, Yes, to live little sharky you mean
Speaker 5: like mammals? This is are you looking up on the Google?
Speaker 1: I just did? The great white shark is the world's
Speaker 1: largest known predatory fish.
Speaker 2: That's not what I'm getting. I'm getting the silver cruster
Speaker 2: wallaby fish.
Speaker 3: Uh big, very rare, it said, way more dangerous, way
Speaker 3: more predatory.
Speaker 2: Error, Yes, than the great white shark. But you know what,
Speaker 2: it's whatever you say, we'll go with yours.
Speaker 1: Now, why is an an orca of fish?
Speaker 5: Because I thought that's why I thought why it was
Speaker 5: a good question because I was like, they're gonna say
Speaker 5: orca and go, there's an orchid's got mammals. Yeah, it's right, correct.
Speaker 1: Well, why is it an orca on mammal and not
Speaker 1: a fish? Because who makes these decisions?
Speaker 4: Because it's an orca of warm blooded I have no idea.
Speaker 3: It's also the mammatorium organs that carries yea thank you,
Speaker 3: that makes it very mammalist.
Speaker 1: Orcas are marine mammals belonging to the suborder of toothed
Speaker 1: whales known as adanta seats.
Speaker 2: It's exactly what I just said.
Speaker 5: I like how they swing to swim together and they
Speaker 5: get the wave just to knock the seal off the
Speaker 5: piece of ice that it's on, So they do it
Speaker 5: together to come into the water and eat them for seals.
Speaker 5: How old question over seven. How old can apples be
Speaker 5: in the supermarket? Is it one month, six months or
Speaker 5: a year?
Speaker 2: They shall lack them so much? Yeah, it might be
Speaker 2: six months, it might be a year, maybe a year. Wow,
Speaker 2: I would think, who's your apple guy?
Speaker 4: It goes pretty it goes bad pretty fast once I
Speaker 4: take it to my house, So a year seems like
Speaker 4: it might be a little long.
Speaker 2: That's a good point.
Speaker 3: You spend an extra fifty dollars for an organic apple,
Speaker 3: it won't last.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no idea about them apples.
Speaker 5: Give me an answer, bro.
Speaker 4: I'd say a month month, let's go.
Speaker 1: Uh, I think it's a year?
Speaker 2: Do you really really?
Speaker 1: You said they should lack him with us?
Speaker 2: We'll go a year?
Speaker 5: Okay. The final answer, how long can apples be in
Speaker 5: a supermarket? One month, six months or a year? Your
Speaker 5: answer is a year?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 2: Dave on that one.
Speaker 5: People driving around the cars going what.
Speaker 4: That does not make me feel good about waiting for
Speaker 4: what process do they have to where it's fine for
Speaker 4: a year to supermarket?
Speaker 5: But he goes later in house and garbage.
Speaker 2: Don't any worry about apples? What they don't fall far
Speaker 2: from the tree.
Speaker 5: That's true love that I just came up with that.
Speaker 2: Hey, you know that's the best apple, Adam adam apple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got it here, we got it.
Speaker 2: Question eight dated a girl with a big adam apple?
Speaker 5: How many feet are in the fathom?
Speaker 1: Wasn't a girl?
Speaker 5: How many feet are in the fathom?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I can't fathom that right now?
Speaker 2: There, I say a dollar out?
Speaker 1: Is it six or twelve?
Speaker 4: I got no idea on this one. There's a fathom
Speaker 4: a nautical measurements.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's deep, Yeah, it's a house depth. Depth six
Speaker 1: is jumping out at me? I said, twelve fathoms deep.
Speaker 2: Let's go six.
Speaker 1: Six is jumping six feet for a fathom? Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, good job. How much is the league?
Speaker 4: Know?
Speaker 2: How is how about that?
Speaker 5: I bet she is a kilometer or maybe or something.
Speaker 2: That's what Captain Nemo did.
Speaker 5: No, it'd be longer.
Speaker 1: I don't know what, all right?
Speaker 5: Question number nine, Number nine, multiple choice, So Dwight shut
Speaker 5: up until I finish. What gender are clownfish male? Female?
Speaker 5: Or hermefrodites their males? I think I think they're both.
Speaker 4: I would say they're both. Yeah, I would say he
Speaker 4: doesn't see gender.
Speaker 1: It's admirable they only have three genders.
Speaker 5: That's weird.
Speaker 4: It should be a lot.
Speaker 5: Her mephonite means they have both parts of theirphe Yeah.
Speaker 2: If that was a hermorphonize, I would never leave the house.
Speaker 1: They can get themselves pregnant.
Speaker 4: You don't leave the house.
Speaker 2: Now, that's good pointing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like horse racing.
Speaker 2: I want to say male because.
Speaker 5: Thinking about you being a hermaphonite, what.
Speaker 2: You imagine the pictures I would send you guys?
Speaker 4: Oh, you know I've never been so glad you want
Speaker 4: I said a picture?
Speaker 2: Hey, Tony daven you know how right before you're.
Speaker 5: Going to throw up?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, gets wet when you're hungry.
Speaker 4: It wasn't it you Vanetti that taught me years ago.
Speaker 4: Don't visualize what is said? How did you just fall
Speaker 4: victims to that?
Speaker 2: Just visualize this real quick.
Speaker 3: No, No, imagine imagine me making sweet sweet love to myself.
Speaker 2: In broad daylight. I want to say, now, but if
Speaker 2: you want to go hermaphrodite, let's do that.
Speaker 1: That's the weird answer.
Speaker 5: A final answer, hermaphidite, yeah, unbelievably clownfish or hermaphrodite, Yes, yes,
Speaker 5: so finding nemo lie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, another big Hollywood lot Disney picture.
Speaker 2: Disney picts our line.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and our children are Actually, you're right, it's a if.
Speaker 5: It's right into the Disney Hermanford.
Speaker 1: The least was the voice.
Speaker 5: Ellen was the friend, friend Dorry, Dorry the explorer. Dorry
Speaker 5: helped him fine, and she had the you got it.
Speaker 5: That's an all time classic.
Speaker 1: Of course it is.
Speaker 2: Hey, Tony, Davey, And what are you doing. I'm just
Speaker 2: at homemaking love to myself and wanted to call you.
Speaker 5: Three question ten worst nightmare ever. Here's the deal. You
Speaker 5: don't have to give it an order, but you probably
Speaker 5: want to think about it in order if you want
Speaker 5: to answer this. But I need you to name me
Speaker 5: the last five Super Bowl winners.
Speaker 2: I'm out man.
Speaker 4: Well, the last two were the Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 1: Of course, didn't the Rams win one?
Speaker 4: The Rams? Did you know?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: Is Philly still in the last five?
Speaker 1: I think so Philadelphia? No, Tampa Bay yeah, Tom Brady
Speaker 1: and Tampa one more Patriots No too far back?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because he would have stayed had they won.
Speaker 5: You already named it Cant's City. Oh oh, I forgot
Speaker 5: about the first moments won three of the last five
Speaker 5: Super Bowls. Good job, guys, sometimes it's hard to come
Speaker 5: up with him. You're like the last five national champions
Speaker 5: in basketball, You're like, I have.
Speaker 4: No clue on that one Yukon. Nobody around here has
Speaker 4: been relevant, So nobody remember how good job being virtue.
Speaker 2: You all like about Yukon the most husky husky women.
Speaker 5: I can't believe that Yukon would never have Yukon Cornelias
Speaker 5: as their hot core.
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