Speaker 1: He listen to Commanders Who Got Podcast episode four fifty nine.
Speaker 1: I'm Branda. I'm here with Rinder. We're gonna bask in
Speaker 1: the afterglow. Now head our theme salt. Hey right, we're
Speaker 1: back for yet another whirlwind adventure. How you doing?
Speaker 2: We are back? I am good? Are you better than yesterday?
Speaker 2: What is going down?
Speaker 1: I'm sweating. I'm sweating. I'm holding it in and I'm
Speaker 1: sweating like I'm getting it. Remember that time I ate
Speaker 1: all those packing peanuts and I had abs afterwards. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's like that, but with rage.
Speaker 2: Bags under my eyes.
Speaker 1: I'm sweaty because you're you're pruning up, puning up because
Speaker 1: he's he's gotten side effect sweat from my rage. It's
Speaker 1: so heated.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know what side effect sweat is.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm like the sun. I'm just radiating rage. But
Speaker 1: we're not gonna be raging on the show today because
Speaker 1: we have some constructive ship to offer the listeners, because
Speaker 1: that's what we do around here. We're not gonna just
Speaker 1: dump on people, even though we could and we feel
Speaker 1: like it, We're not gonna because that doesn't help anybody.
Speaker 1: It just kind of lets you wallow in your own misery.
Speaker 2: I do love wallowing, but not in misery.
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Speaker 2: Yes, because producer Gary kept saying, you're blowing out the
Speaker 2: mic when you do that. I'm sorry, big thanks, big
Speaker 2: thanks to producer Gary.
Speaker 1: There we go and the whole damn family because they're
Speaker 1: having us in here there.
Speaker 2: He was laughing at us during for the pre show. Yes, ship,
Speaker 2: I don't think he knows what's going on.
Speaker 1: No, I think he knows what's up. We're just we're
Speaker 1: just going. There's a lot going on. If you haven't
Speaker 1: watched the pre show and you're interested in hearing, are
Speaker 1: not maybe not our full thoughts, but our our thoughts
Speaker 1: essentially on the the the big ban of was what
Speaker 1: they calling it Red Monday or Bloody Monday or whatever
Speaker 1: they're calling it.
Speaker 2: I do, I do want a day that is like,
Speaker 2: I want it to be called a day.
Speaker 1: I like Red Monday because I play Red.
Speaker 2: Red well and Ockside Extortionists was banned in it was
Speaker 2: red see, so that treasures that he made could tap
Speaker 2: or sack for red, that jeweled lotus could sack for red.
Speaker 2: Not anymore, No, not any It's gonna do nothing. It's
Speaker 2: gonna it's gonna trigger a sacrifice ability something.
Speaker 1: What's gonna trigger a sacrifice ability on something? All right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, your fucking wallet. If you wanted a super good
Speaker 2: deal on a jeweled lovel if you want to.
Speaker 1: Pick up a Man of Crypt on the cheap.
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Speaker 2: What shouldn't be extra rage that editor Joe Maje extra green.
Speaker 1: I hope so probably didn't.
Speaker 2: Probably didn't, but it's probably because he also had cards banned. Anyways, Uh,
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Speaker 2: spend over one hundred dollars Canadian Like if you bought
Speaker 2: fifteen jeweled lotuses, you would get ten percent to.
Speaker 1: Fifteen for the price of one.
Speaker 2: So I told you Uncle Brando's jeweled lotus and porium.
Speaker 1: You use him to prop up a table or butt
Speaker 1: plugs as you.
Speaker 2: Can fit inside you eighty percent off.
Speaker 1: Sal sew them all together and use them as a belt,
Speaker 1: because then they'd be a waste of time.
Speaker 2: All I thought you were gonna make a centipede joke.
Speaker 1: Didn't, didn't could have, but it would be fun, as
Speaker 1: if somebody like three D printed like a hannibal elector
Speaker 1: jail cell, and then they put a bunch of dock
Speaker 1: sides in there and they were sitting on a jewel
Speaker 1: lotus like it was a toilet. HM's pain and a man.
Speaker 2: I saw all the the like the crystal or glass
Speaker 2: jeweled lotuses that MPTG ambassadors were sent, and they were saying, like,
Speaker 2: what are we supposed to do with these?
Speaker 1: Now? Throw them up?
Speaker 2: I guess I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know. I only
Speaker 2: love and care about magic. For the last twenty years,
Speaker 2: and I'm like one of the only creators in Western
Speaker 2: Canada that.
Speaker 1: Hey, what do you mean you don't have one either,
Speaker 1: I'm speaking for us, and I've never had a trophy before.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'll get you a trophy.
Speaker 1: I've never won a trophy or been like given an
Speaker 1: a really ever in my life. Not one.
Speaker 2: I have a commemorative first place best podcasting co host,
Speaker 2: jeweled Lotus trophies that I can give.
Speaker 1: I already have mine, and mine are cooler than.
Speaker 2: You or oh oh the thing.
Speaker 1: We talked about this a little bit on the discord.
Speaker 1: If you're in the discord and if you want to
Speaker 1: be in the discord rather Patreon, dot com, slash cco
Speaker 1: pay host is a good way to support the show
Speaker 1: and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: I feel like all my jokes and making fun at
Speaker 2: Brando's expense.
Speaker 1: And we were talking about it a little bit in
Speaker 1: the in the discord word like you have the memories
Speaker 1: that are attached to some of the cards. I have.
Speaker 1: I own three jeweled Lotuses.
Speaker 2: And I remember one very specific, was very fun.
Speaker 1: There's a great story attached to all of them. I
Speaker 1: opened one of them with you and Aiden and Alex
Speaker 1: and Steph Yess yes.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it was Laura at that time, it was Lara.
Speaker 2: It was me Aiden Lara, No, me Alex Lara. There
Speaker 2: we go, yes, my cousin, and she had no idea
Speaker 2: what was going on, and we're like losing our minds
Speaker 2: because you opened up this foiled jeweled lotus.
Speaker 1: It was so cool. So like that was really cool.
Speaker 1: And I opened one of them actually in a Brando's
Speaker 1: box opening. Really you can actually watch me open one
Speaker 1: on YouTube. I did open one, shit and then the
Speaker 1: other one me. Like I was walking around Vegas with
Speaker 1: Tyler Matuleystone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, never heard of her, and I was like, bro,
Speaker 2: do I do it?
Speaker 1: And He's like, I mean you could. It's from Oxist, dude,
Speaker 1: it's from Uxis. So I took the plunge and I did.
Speaker 1: Me and my man Tyler Matulias stolen up and we
Speaker 1: took the plunge. H bought me a foiled orderless jewel lotus,
Speaker 1: did it, not even mad about it, not even med school.
Speaker 1: So it was a cool story attached to those things.
Speaker 1: That's pretty neat.
Speaker 2: I didn't say yesterday on our thirty eight minute pre
Speaker 2: show that when you're when you think about the time
Speaker 2: spent in line trading up like that guy in Regina,
Speaker 2: or the money that you've that you've lost even though
Speaker 2: you weren't gonna sell the cards. I think, and I
Speaker 2: said this to you in the discord too, it's better
Speaker 2: to have loved and lost than to have never loved
Speaker 2: at all. I know that not everybody thinks like that
Speaker 2: when it comes to love specifically, but with magic cards,
Speaker 2: like I would rather us have those memories. I opened
Speaker 2: up a manacrypt out of an Ultimate Master's Booster eighteen
Speaker 2: dollars booster. At the time, we thought we were by rollers, right,
Speaker 2: and we opened it up like wearing garbage bags on
Speaker 2: a on an open flippy Dot booster battle or whatever, right,
Speaker 2: And it was just so funny because we we called it.
Speaker 2: And see there's there's memories tied to those things, like
Speaker 2: like when Aaron and Amy got the the three hundred
Speaker 2: dollars Beta repacks, she opened up a time walk and
Speaker 2: and Aaron was more excited that, like there was a
Speaker 2: dark ritual in the same pack, right, Like that's fun
Speaker 2: stuff and you get to see Power nine get opened
Speaker 2: and and those are memories even though like you can't
Speaker 2: really do anything with them, and it's like I kind
Speaker 2: of look at this is kind of weird. I kind
Speaker 2: of look at my wedding day like that, like we
Speaker 2: spend all the money on the wedding day, and it's
Speaker 2: more important that we're still married than what we did
Speaker 2: at our wedding.
Speaker 1: Day, which is still pretty cool. I got drunk, we.
Speaker 2: Did and talk on a bag.
Speaker 1: I remember, yeah, I didn't have much talking to bag.
Speaker 2: No. I think it was a poutine bar. Or was
Speaker 2: that Jesse?
Speaker 1: I had talk on a bag because I remember you
Speaker 1: said putin and I was like.
Speaker 2: What the fuck, Jesse? Get the fuck?
Speaker 1: What does it even mean to tin? What is that
Speaker 1: ship in a can? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Speaking of ship in a can, we have dusk warn
Speaker 2: in front of us.
Speaker 1: Before we do dusk warn. Oh, let me let me
Speaker 1: hit you. We're talking about the bands for one more seconds.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I cut cards from ten decks. Ten decks. Now, three
Speaker 1: of them were actually like, I was really choked. The
Speaker 1: rest of them is like, okay, these are here for
Speaker 1: the exact reasons that people complained about them being there.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so six man outsmis win the game, right.
Speaker 1: So cutting them I get in three decks. These bands
Speaker 1: really hit me. Maxist is one of them. I think
Speaker 1: I'll probably just dismantle it.
Speaker 2: You played all three of those.
Speaker 1: I played all three of those cards, and without the
Speaker 1: threat of the explosive Turn one two with those cards,
Speaker 1: the power level goes down so much that it's not
Speaker 1: viable for the level that I want to play it at.
Speaker 1: So I'll have to find a new deck. And that's
Speaker 1: that's hard. That's a hard build. A Swallow Norin is
Speaker 1: another one.
Speaker 2: Sacks Baby, I already had that.
Speaker 1: Actually, we'll just do it again. I used to play that,
Speaker 1: so maybe we'll go back to it. Norn was another one,
Speaker 1: because that's my my yellow ink Mancrypt was and I
Speaker 1: had one of those like full art borderless ones and
Speaker 1: it's hard to find card. And we're gonna talk about
Speaker 1: the two that I replaced them in Norn within in
Speaker 1: a minute, and you're gonna go you replace Dockside with
Speaker 1: that piece of Mancrypt with uncommons from Dusk Morn.
Speaker 2: And to that, I would say, welcome to Cecio Nation,
Speaker 2: right and there.
Speaker 1: They're good ass cards too. And then the other one
Speaker 1: was Brutoclad. We talked about that yesterday where it was
Speaker 1: just such a cool finisher. It was using like this
Speaker 1: I'm using Dockside extortionists to beat you to death with
Speaker 1: dwarves in Buda, Claud and Brutoclad is probably my hardest
Speaker 1: to cut or or or change list because it's pretty
Speaker 1: tight now and it's kind of just the way I
Speaker 1: liked it, and so one of my like top end
Speaker 1: pieces got cut, and there just isn't anything that does
Speaker 1: what Dockside does in the same kind of slot. So
Speaker 1: I had a hard time with those, and I had
Speaker 1: those were tough ones to take. Did you have any
Speaker 1: of that?
Speaker 2: Well? I took a part Zadahedron grinder which had all
Speaker 2: three of the band major Band cards, and two of
Speaker 2: them found their way into my Brewvac deck, which I
Speaker 2: just turned three to table the other day with, which
Speaker 2: is great. Not on the back of those cards specifically, though,
Speaker 2: So I still feel confident that that deck will be
Speaker 2: okay because it's fast enough and there's a card in
Speaker 2: Duskmore that might find its way into to Brewac. But
Speaker 2: I actually had in my ar command Right deck Jesski
Speaker 2: colors white, blue, red. I have a maniccrypt in there
Speaker 2: because it's a life game deck, and I have an
Speaker 2: anti blite in there that cares about when I take damage,
Speaker 2: and it's an advisor, so there was a bunch of
Speaker 2: reasons for me to like the drawback and also not
Speaker 2: care about the drawback. Plus I'm playing like a pretty
Speaker 2: crappy creature type and trying to leverage like a very
Speaker 2: powerful commander with a bunch of sucky dudes, right, bunch
Speaker 2: of junk. Yeah, so ah, is it gonna miss the card?
Speaker 2: Not really. I might put Field Tested frying Pan back
Speaker 2: in the Lord of the Rings life gain card. But
Speaker 2: I have my first two Dusk Morn cards that might
Speaker 2: go into it, okay, and they are just One of
Speaker 2: them is a stupid common. It's called Emerge from the
Speaker 2: Cocoon and it's a sorcery for white four So leg
Speaker 2: Zombifi right, black flour get a creature from your graveyard
Speaker 2: to the battlefield. This one gains you three life And
Speaker 2: that's the same thing you cut a mancrypt for that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I had.
Speaker 1: To, Okay, I got a choice.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And the other one, and this is probably the
Speaker 2: more realistic one, is lay Line of Hope, which brings
Speaker 2: us to our first cycle of new cards. New cycle,
Speaker 2: let's call.
Speaker 1: It, right, new additions to an old site.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, that's better there.
Speaker 1: These are a third set of lay lines, yes, ish, I.
Speaker 2: Think sometimes we'll see them and we'll get reprints, so
Speaker 2: we'll get like a set of five of them, but
Speaker 2: two of them will be new, three of them will
Speaker 2: be report one of them avoid always because that one's
Speaker 2: actually really good. Anyways, they all have when they're in
Speaker 2: your opening hands, you can begin the game with them
Speaker 2: on the battlefield, because that's not fucking broken, right.
Speaker 1: They don't shut up.
Speaker 2: Let's let's get a whole deck of lay lines, like
Speaker 2: when are we going to have thirty five lay lines?
Speaker 2: And that can just be the deck. Oh, I want
Speaker 2: that so bad, I.
Speaker 1: Want to I'm trying so hard not to play these
Speaker 1: in uh the raccoon that makes them be alive?
Speaker 2: Yes, trying so hard. Yes, Okay, it cost.
Speaker 1: To that deck, so you're.
Speaker 2: Lucky white white two. But if it's if it's in
Speaker 2: your opener, it's free. If you would gain one life instead,
Speaker 2: gain that much plus one, so it's a life gain card.
Speaker 2: And then it says as long as you're starting life
Speaker 2: total is seven more, or as long as your life
Speaker 2: is seven more than your starting life total, you your
Speaker 2: creatures get plus two plus two neat. This is a
Speaker 2: really good card in my air Command rate deck, and
Speaker 2: I'm happy to cut a dirty, rotten, degenerate piece of
Speaker 2: trash like manacrypt.
Speaker 1: Hey let me so, I gotta I gotta scroll down here,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I replaced in nor in here.
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna say this, and editor, you're talking about happy.
Speaker 2: I don't have a ton of time to record tonight,
Speaker 2: so I was going to do a couple of cards
Speaker 2: from each that I wanted to touch on. Maybe you
Speaker 2: can replace with these new cards with your bands, And
Speaker 2: there's a few that I really am looking forward to
Speaker 2: putting in my decks. And that was going to be
Speaker 2: my whole thing. Because we've done pre cons, we've done
Speaker 2: top down, we've done legends, we've done abilities. I think
Speaker 2: we've got enough coverage on the new cards and I
Speaker 2: want to hit next week with frickin' dusk warn decks.
Speaker 2: So if you're in the discord, get them in. We're
Speaker 2: going to talk about some cards today.
Speaker 1: If you're not in the discord, send him a commander
Speaker 1: cook Out at gmail dot com. We'd love to take
Speaker 1: a look at him. So here's what I replaced Dockside Extortionist,
Speaker 1: and mancrypt in in nor In the wary first card,
Speaker 1: irreverent gremlin, is it two tube stupid? He's eating a candle.
Speaker 1: He's this a little fat guy eating a candle. It's
Speaker 1: just the best he has menace, because that's important. Whenever
Speaker 1: another creature you control power too or less enters the battlefield,
Speaker 1: you may discard a card. If you do draw card,
Speaker 1: do it only wants a turn? Oh, and that happens
Speaker 1: each and every turn because nor On the Werry blinks
Speaker 1: comes back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like a two man of Ferrexi and Arena
Speaker 2: that's going to draw you a card or that's going
Speaker 2: to attack.
Speaker 1: Right, Like, as long as you have a card in
Speaker 1: your hand to trade in for something, and if you
Speaker 1: don't want to trade it in, you don't have to
Speaker 1: top deck to land that. Get rid of that shit.
Speaker 1: Pick up and I don't like that either. Chuck that one.
Speaker 1: Keep it, you know, keep drawing cards, you get something
Speaker 1: you like, great card. I like that one very very much.
Speaker 2: Oh, it happens every turn, Yes, every person's turn.
Speaker 1: Yes or yeah, so good. And the last one or
Speaker 1: the other one I should say, is Razor Kin Horde caller.
Speaker 1: It's a four to four for Red four with haste.
Speaker 1: Whenever I attack, I make a one to one red
Speaker 1: Gremlin creature token. If you're watched on YouTube, which should be,
Speaker 1: I hope that editor Joe would do me the service
Speaker 1: of put the dusk worn Gremlin token on the screen
Speaker 1: for you, because it is hilarious.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: I really like it a lot, and I'm really looking
Speaker 1: forward to attacking with my normals, which will then blink
Speaker 1: and come back and put this champion into play.
Speaker 2: I like how he's holding the flashlight in Horror Horrorzation.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so good. When I saw that, I laughed
Speaker 1: out loud, very hard. So again, I'm replacing cards in
Speaker 1: one of my best decks with just trash that I
Speaker 1: think it makes sense that I wanted to play, I
Speaker 1: think anyway, so it kind of made the cuts easy.
Speaker 1: So in that way cool because I had two slots
Speaker 1: for them.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw this out there, out there. I don't
Speaker 2: think that either of those two particular cards are gonna
Speaker 2: get really funky reprints. No, you might just have to
Speaker 2: get regular foils.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I got them.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, good guy. I have my second or my
Speaker 2: I guess my third card okay, but Cecial Nation go
Speaker 2: to me solid here, okay, because it's for Calimax, and
Speaker 2: you know and and CCIO Nation knows that I can't
Speaker 2: put cards into that deck unless they're okayed by the
Speaker 2: community Community Calamax Cookout deck list. Oh shit, Okay, So
Speaker 2: I need you guys to collectively come together and tell
Speaker 2: me that lay line of resonance.
Speaker 1: Is going in. If the residence isn't your opening hand
Speaker 1: begin with it. On the battlefield, you've got thread red two.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets
Speaker 1: only a single creature that we control, copy that spell,
Speaker 1: you may choose new targets for the copy.
Speaker 2: I would target Calamax with like a power doubler or
Speaker 2: a double strike enabler, and then I would copy that,
Speaker 2: and then I would kill somebody.
Speaker 1: Maybe double strike enabler wouldn't be as.
Speaker 2: Oh, but my double strike enabler in the deck also
Speaker 2: has draw a card tacked onto it. So sometimes I
Speaker 2: target Calamax and it just copies, so I can draw too,
Speaker 2: because that ends up being really good, because usually double
Speaker 2: strike is enough to like get you and then I
Speaker 2: draw to or in this case, like draw three or four.
Speaker 2: However many times it gets copied.
Speaker 1: That's pretty I got two cards that I want to
Speaker 1: talk about very much because these are act cards and
Speaker 1: I'm really excited about And I again, I had to
Speaker 1: cut a jeweled lotus from tour Bran so into tour
Speaker 1: Brand I directly jammed Razor kin needle Head another two
Speaker 1: to two for two has first strike during your turn.
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit because whenever an opponent draws
Speaker 1: a card, Razor can Needlehead ones them or, in the
Speaker 1: case of tour Brand, threes them.
Speaker 2: Lightning bolt needle guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, like that's and is.
Speaker 2: This supposed to be the hell Razors stand in guy? Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, And if you look at the alternate art for
Speaker 1: that one, it's got one of those like impending doom
Speaker 1: or whatever alters on it.
Speaker 3: It might be my favorite already in the set by
Speaker 3: a hole because right at the eyeball, it's like a
Speaker 3: reflection of a reflection, Like you got the guy's laws
Speaker 3: and the monster's face.
Speaker 1: Is reflected in the claws that are reflected in the
Speaker 1: glasses that shows the monster, and if you look at
Speaker 1: her eye you can see more of the monster reflect
Speaker 1: in the eye It's just it's a beautiful piece of
Speaker 1: art on a really really cool.
Speaker 2: Card, and whoever that person is is crying a single tear,
Speaker 2: probably for side Manacrypt and Jeweled Lotus. That's right, Yes,
Speaker 2: they're crying.
Speaker 1: And the other one I wanted to get in on.
Speaker 1: If we go back onto the pages, right underneath it
Speaker 1: is Screaming Nemesis, and we all know why.
Speaker 2: That's generally the Magic community, the Screaming Nemesis of the
Speaker 2: Commander Rules Committee.
Speaker 1: Screaming Nemesis is a three three for three with Hayes.
Speaker 1: Whenever it's dealt damage, it deals that much damage to
Speaker 1: any other target. If a player is delt damaged this way,
Speaker 1: they can't gain life for the rest of the game.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't want to say that's kind of like
Speaker 2: a frection obliterator.
Speaker 1: Hey, it sounds kind of like a like a one
Speaker 1: to one for red four. That's instructible, you know.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine if cards like that God banned? Oh,
Speaker 2: you'd quit?
Speaker 1: I would. I would get addresses out of phone books.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say whose addresses or which phone books,
Speaker 1: but we would have conversations.
Speaker 2: I want okay, Oh, I have this idea. I have
Speaker 2: this great idea. I'm not ten. I don't want to
Speaker 2: tell you what it is. It has something to do
Speaker 2: with my knowing a lot of people on the Rules
Speaker 2: committee in keg and convincing them that it's a good
Speaker 2: idea to convince you of something, so you can be
Speaker 2: convinced to give me something that you have that I want.
Speaker 1: I can't think of what that could possibly be.
Speaker 2: Well, it's because I'm smarter than you.
Speaker 1: Oh well that you do play blue, I own spell nice.
Speaker 2: I wish I could seguey as good as you. I
Speaker 2: want to talk about get out. This is what the
Speaker 2: Rules Committee said to Jeweled Lotus.
Speaker 1: And then what the Commander community said to the Rules
Speaker 1: committee is it's perfect.
Speaker 2: Okay, instant for blue Blue sound familiar. I like it already,
Speaker 2: counter target creature or enchantment.
Speaker 1: Spell it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can't get everything, but it can get maybe
Speaker 2: something that I want, like a like a brash hunter. Also,
Speaker 2: I could instead of that, I I could return one
Speaker 2: or two target creatures and or enchantments to their owner's hand.
Speaker 1: Well, ours our stuff, own stuff that we own.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah you own, yeah, you own to your hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not counterspell and boomerang on the same car.
Speaker 2: That would be yes, sorry I read it wrong, Uh
Speaker 2: pretty versatile counterspell yes, Like I would pay one man
Speaker 2: for creature or enchantment like that's almost freakin' swansong. And
Speaker 2: I would pay an extra manna to have the versatility
Speaker 2: of save my thing.
Speaker 1: That's a cool one.
Speaker 2: I like, Like, if you're casting a doom blade on
Speaker 2: my guy, I can return it to my hand right now.
Speaker 2: It would be way, way, way stronger if it's said
Speaker 2: return an artifact, because then I could return my own
Speaker 2: one ring when it's got like six burden counters on it,
Speaker 2: cast it again and get protection from everything.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty cool, but I watch those one rings, folks.
Speaker 1: You never know, you never know.
Speaker 2: You want to get fucking laid up. I got seven
Speaker 2: of those.
Speaker 1: Okay, blue card that I really like, and we all
Speaker 1: knew this. It's the clone from the set, and this
Speaker 1: is a this is a cool clone. I like this one.
Speaker 1: So it's a one one for blue one A clone
Speaker 1: well done. It's a horror so it could go in
Speaker 1: talks real if I wanted it to. Whenever it does
Speaker 1: combat damage to a player, you pick one that hasn't
Speaker 1: been chosen. It's also unblockable. That's important to note. Put
Speaker 1: two plus one plus one counters on it. Neat draw
Speaker 1: card pretty good.
Speaker 2: This is when it deals combat damage, you have to
Speaker 2: choose one.
Speaker 1: Of these correct or signent. Hallkeeper becomes a copy of
Speaker 1: another target creature that we control. I like that.
Speaker 2: It's too bad you can't do that, but it keeps
Speaker 2: its first ability.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would like that too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Sometimes it's probably right to choose that one first
Speaker 2: and forego the rest of the bullshit, right, because you
Speaker 2: got like a ten ten or something.
Speaker 1: But in the intrum, like it's a one one that's
Speaker 1: unblockable that comes into play on turn one, that turn two, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess turned two. Yeah, and then attacks in and
Speaker 1: gets bigger if you have nothing to clone, and then
Speaker 1: maybe draws you something to clone, and then clone.
Speaker 2: Clones in and then clones it. Yeah. I like the
Speaker 2: versatility of Oh I've got this creature that early game,
Speaker 2: it's gonna draw me a card, and then later it's
Speaker 2: going to be this just giant, massive beater and.
Speaker 1: It looks kind of like the monster from Smile, which
Speaker 1: I like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what, you can't not choose it, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you have to do something so it it, but it
Speaker 2: makes it okay because it can't be blocked, so you
Speaker 2: can just do it or not do it whenever you want. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is a cool card. I like that one.
Speaker 1: One.
Speaker 2: I like that one. I like the blue Enchantress. What's
Speaker 2: it called? Oh man, I just had it.
Speaker 1: I know what it looks like.
Speaker 2: One entity tracker. Whenever an enchantment you control enters and
Speaker 2: whenever you fully unlock a room draw card and it's
Speaker 2: a flash two three for three. Usually these cards are
Speaker 2: like one ones or ones or O two's for three.
Speaker 2: This one at least has some power. I don't think
Speaker 2: that that matters. But it also has flash, and it's
Speaker 2: important that it's on enter right, Like my Enchantress deck
Speaker 2: has multiple instances of bringing enchantments back from your grave
Speaker 2: art to the battlefield. Right, And this is just gonna
Speaker 2: like mass draw me cards again on top of the
Speaker 2: other ones that also do that.
Speaker 1: And you'll notice that it doesn't say only triggers wants
Speaker 1: to turn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, f that it's going to be shitty. Maybe
Speaker 2: a white card.
Speaker 1: It would be white, you're probably, yeah, I you know what.
Speaker 2: I wish we had more time because I would like
Speaker 2: to get in on like the Fear of cycle, and
Speaker 2: I would like to talk more extensively about doors. And
Speaker 2: they did do the thing that we wanted them to
Speaker 2: do with the with the door punch outs that you
Speaker 2: put on top of your cards.
Speaker 1: Just fun.
Speaker 2: I think that different aftermarket ones are a little like
Speaker 2: molded or three D printed ones would also be fun.
Speaker 1: That would be cool. Or if we have an old
Speaker 1: hero Quest game, which is another Hasbero thing, I think
Speaker 1: they just have like the little doors. You could pull
Speaker 1: them out of the base and just use those. Yes, Oh,
Speaker 1: there's an open door token that comes with the game too,
Speaker 1: so when you open it with.
Speaker 2: All the.
Speaker 1: Gears they're turning.
Speaker 2: Oh. But then again, if we ever did another Lord
Speaker 2: of the Ring set, we could have a little round
Speaker 2: hobbit doors. Huh.
Speaker 1: I hate that.
Speaker 2: Oh, I hate that at all. Oh.
Speaker 1: I don't like that even a little bit. Not into that.
Speaker 1: Are there any we haven't talked about a black card.
Speaker 1: We should probably talk about a black card and a
Speaker 1: green card. If they're dudes that are good.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of black cards that I care about.
Speaker 2: But I want to talk about Demonic Council. They read
Speaker 2: this one. I have Okay, sorcery Black one, follow me
Speaker 2: so far? Yes, search your library for a demon card,
Speaker 2: put it in your hand and shuffle. Yep, that's already
Speaker 2: good because black demons like I would probably put demons
Speaker 2: in my deck just to find them with this. Sure,
Speaker 2: that's good. If you got delirium, ye, Uncle Brando's favorite ability.
Speaker 2: It's not four or more different card types than your graveyary,
Speaker 2: probably will because black I hate creatures, I hate everything. Sure,
Speaker 2: just search for something. It becomes a demonic.
Speaker 1: Tutor, conditional demonic tutor.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Delirium tutor.
Speaker 2: If you will dem delirium, demilirium, deliriumic.
Speaker 1: Now that sounds stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a freaking sickle cell delirium.
Speaker 1: Do we care about that removal spell everybody's talking about.
Speaker 2: I do. It's it's the last Black card, withering torment.
Speaker 2: This is also the magic community this week. Destroy target,
Speaker 2: creature or enchantment. You lose to life for Black two.
Speaker 2: And look at the speed of that card, a Colebrando.
Speaker 1: It's an instant.
Speaker 2: It's an instant, not like what's feed the swarm. Swarm.
Speaker 1: Everybody thinks it's an instant, except this one actually is
Speaker 1: so cool.
Speaker 2: I wonder if the number of times people think feed
Speaker 2: the swarm as an instant goes up or down because
Speaker 2: of withering torment. I think it definitely goes up.
Speaker 1: Hey, oh well for sure it doesn't.
Speaker 2: I thought it was like withering torment. Yeah, that's the sorcery.
Speaker 1: Broh. The number of times I've been caught with that
Speaker 1: is just not caught but just not God.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you catch yourself, or somebody says to you, yeah,
Speaker 2: read the fucking.
Speaker 1: I think the last time I did it at instant speed,
Speaker 1: I like pointed, I was like, yeah, I'm gonna destroy
Speaker 1: that never fucking mind, and I just like sank back
Speaker 1: in my chair and was grumpy, me grumpy. What.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got one red card. You know what, there's
Speaker 2: actually a lot of cards. I've said this over the
Speaker 2: last few sets we've done. There's lots of cards in
Speaker 2: these decks that I in these sets that I want,
Speaker 2: And what I've found myself doing more of than anything
Speaker 2: lately is pulling band cards out of my deck. Okay.
Speaker 2: Vengeful possession. This is a sorcery for Red two gain
Speaker 2: control of target creature until end of turn on tap
Speaker 2: it against haste that is threaten effect, right, but this
Speaker 2: one says you may discard a card if you do
Speaker 2: draw card neat, So it also gives you a little
Speaker 2: bit of rummaging or cycling chaos straw or whatever it's called, right,
Speaker 2: I think that's which which I like this. This feels
Speaker 2: like a distinct upgrade over like straight up threaten, which
Speaker 2: I think I still play in my threatened deck. It's
Speaker 2: gonna foil one for monslought. This one's got cool art
Speaker 2: and it gives me a reason to have something in
Speaker 2: my graveyard which I can then reanimate in that deck
Speaker 2: or just see another card and it's boros, So I
Speaker 2: mean I'm gonna want to do that as much as
Speaker 2: i can. Yeah, Green, what do you got in green?
Speaker 1: Are there green cards that are good? Honestly, I'm not
Speaker 1: sure I put any green cards in any of my
Speaker 1: decks except for that the tap to oh, the playland from.
Speaker 2: Graveyard one, that was the one I was going to.
Speaker 1: That's the room is I think greenhouse.
Speaker 2: It's the walk in closet.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, there it is. You can play land from
Speaker 1: your graveyard, oh yep.
Speaker 2: For three, So.
Speaker 1: That's essentially Crucible of Worlds. But with the green man
Speaker 1: of pip involved yep, and then on the other side
Speaker 1: it's got green green three. When you unlock this door,
Speaker 1: you make cast spells from your graveyard this turn, and
Speaker 1: if a car to be put in your grave ord
Speaker 1: from anywhere, you exile it instead. So it's sort of
Speaker 1: yogmaths will it is yogmans will. Yes, literally yogmoths will.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I like that. We talked about this with the
Speaker 2: with the five color commander that can lock door or
Speaker 2: so you can unlock that again each turn to play
Speaker 2: stuff out of your graveyard. I think that that's really
Speaker 2: good use of that. Yogmot's will for five not that
Speaker 2: good this card instead of crucible Worlds and yog moths
Speaker 2: will being two different cards in my lands deck ad Nauseum,
Speaker 2: I would rather take six three from each of those
Speaker 2: rather than add nauseum taking eight from this. But this
Speaker 2: is on one card, which and you know it's bad.
Speaker 1: Let's let's let a spade be a spade. Wait a
Speaker 1: zog moths will lots of money, really strong, might get banned,
Speaker 1: could be might get banged to get these while they're
Speaker 1: twenty five cents kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You know what though, if if I could see
Speaker 2: this one card and take eight off of it, and
Speaker 2: I play sixty eight or sixty nine land. Yep, maybe
Speaker 2: I want to up my land count by one. Cut
Speaker 2: yog Moth's Will and and but that would mean I
Speaker 2: would have to cut yog Will and Crucible of Worlds
Speaker 2: and played this one of right, m hm, because I
Speaker 2: get two cards on one piece of cardboard, take two
Speaker 2: cards out, and then I get an extra land. I
Speaker 2: think actually I take less damage long run off of
Speaker 2: ad nauseum unless I run really freaking bad on ad nauseum,
Speaker 2: which I've been to do in the past. But that
Speaker 2: is my favorite room. Room. That's what they're called the rooms.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite room.
Speaker 1: There was a couple that I actually ended up playing.
Speaker 1: I played that one. And there's the one that makes
Speaker 1: your uh, your.
Speaker 2: Dudes unholyanus untap.
Speaker 1: I think it's a white one. I'll see if I
Speaker 1: can find it really quickly.
Speaker 2: That's a blue one. I remember seeing it too. We
Speaker 2: read all of these when we were driving home from
Speaker 2: Regina the other day, and I like, I like this mechanic,
Speaker 2: and I hope that we see it again.
Speaker 1: I kind of have a sinking feeling that we won't.
Speaker 1: But I kind of hope we do too. And I
Speaker 1: don't like cards like this. There's the sideways bullshit cards.
Speaker 1: I hate those, and I've been on record as saying
Speaker 1: that I hate them, and I hate these two, but
Speaker 1: I am playing some of them because they are kind
Speaker 1: and I have to admit it. I have to when
Speaker 1: something's good, I have to say that it's good, or
Speaker 1: nobody will believe me when I say something is bad.
Speaker 1: So I think these are cool. Dazzling Theater is a
Speaker 1: white one that comes. The left hand side is white.
Speaker 1: Three creature spells you control have convoked so you can
Speaker 1: tap your dudes to play your other dudes yep. And
Speaker 1: then the other one is the prop room. It's for
Speaker 1: white and two untap each creature you control during each
Speaker 1: other player's untapped staff directly into a thori to replace
Speaker 1: manacrypt so that I can attack in with a create
Speaker 1: a bunch of tapped and attacking dudes that then untap
Speaker 1: to block so that I don't find out how hard
Speaker 1: you can punch back.
Speaker 2: I like the cards that look like they should be
Speaker 2: sideways on your playmat. I like those because they sit
Speaker 2: there and they look landscape instead of being vertically but
Speaker 2: being a split card in my hand the wrong way,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like the battles. While I don't like them, there's a
Speaker 2: couple that are good. The Invasion of I Coorea. It's
Speaker 2: a creature tutor that turns over into an eight eight.
Speaker 1: It's kind of a green sun zene. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that one's good. And I like I like
Speaker 2: what planes look like. Sure, what's the black one that
Speaker 2: allows me to this? Might this the other one that
Speaker 2: I like? I like? Oh, and I like how they're
Speaker 2: joined in the middle. I never even noticed that before? Yeah,
Speaker 2: how did I not notice that?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Am I dumb ass?
Speaker 1: I'm not saying nothing. I'm not answering that. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be really non hostile.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like these way more now, Okay, Funeral Room
Speaker 2: is black two. When a creature you control dies, each
Speaker 2: apport loses one and you gain one. So that could
Speaker 2: be a combo piece with Grave Crawler in my zombie
Speaker 2: deck already. Sure, so I already want effects like that,
Speaker 2: And I could maybe cut like a a Zulaport cutthroat
Speaker 2: or a blood artist. Sure, and I could also cut
Speaker 2: a Twilight's Call or a Living Death because the other
Speaker 2: side is Awakening Hall Black Black six. When you unlock
Speaker 2: this door, return all creature cards from your graveyard to
Speaker 2: the battlefield. That's Twilight's call for eight, which I have
Speaker 2: cast for eight, so I could do that at instant speed.
Speaker 2: This could allow me to replace two cards with one
Speaker 2: piece of cardboard and free up a slot in my deck.
Speaker 2: I think this. I think the theme of this week
Speaker 2: with Dusk Morn and the Bands is freeing up slots
Speaker 2: in my deck. What am I gonna do with them?
Speaker 1: The one upside to having to cut all these cards
Speaker 1: is you've got an empty sleeve and you have to
Speaker 1: put a card in it. Yes, sir, and that's that's
Speaker 1: not nothing.
Speaker 2: Hey, I like that.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the land Okay, those the thirteen or
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit about those. If you control
Speaker 1: a basic of a type or whatever. I like those ones.
Speaker 1: They're not fetchable. But I think the rare land cycle
Speaker 1: in this set is very good. I really really like it.
Speaker 1: I did replace a couple of basics with them, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like if it just taps for
Speaker 1: Red Natively and my Green, I just.
Speaker 2: If they don't, they don't eat to be tapped. Yeah,
Speaker 2: They're just good.
Speaker 1: They're just good lands, and I like them alone.
Speaker 2: Man, it's too bad. Okay, So bleeding Wood, Nope, that's
Speaker 2: the thirteen life one. What's the red one where you
Speaker 2: do the thing? Okay, So thornspire Verge. It's a land
Speaker 2: that taps for red or taps for green. Activate only
Speaker 2: if you control a mountain or a forest. Cool. That's
Speaker 2: fine on turn one if I need a red ye
Speaker 2: and it's fine on turn two if I have a
Speaker 2: second basic in my hand, or a shyland or whatever,
Speaker 2: or a trium or do a land and I need
Speaker 2: a green. Yeah, these are good.
Speaker 1: These are cool cards.
Speaker 2: These would be freaking amazing if they had one basic
Speaker 2: land type on them, Like if thornspire Verge was land,
Speaker 2: long dash, mountain or forest or forest. I don't I
Speaker 2: don't care, because there's ten of them. Yeah right, These
Speaker 2: would be absolutely cherry money staples, staples forever. If they're
Speaker 2: not staples already, I think that they might be. I
Speaker 2: think that these are good, and I think that we
Speaker 2: might see these as the de facto like rare land
Speaker 2: in a pre con instead of scry lands or surveill lands.
Speaker 2: These might be the ones I hope, so it could
Speaker 2: be very cool. This seems a lot more commonplace and
Speaker 2: easier to grasp for new players in a pre con
Speaker 2: than surveil or scry, And it's definitely better than eat
Speaker 2: to be tapped to color, gain one life by a lot, right,
Speaker 2: or scry one yes right. I like these quite a bit,
Speaker 2: and I also like the thirteen or less life ones,
Speaker 2: but just because I want to fricking play ad.
Speaker 1: Nauseum, and I didn't think we were ever going to
Speaker 1: get these. And we've had this conversation I would say
Speaker 1: years ago, or at least for a while, we've been
Speaker 1: having this conversation. Valgavath's Layer is an enchantment land. I
Speaker 1: didn't think we were ever going to see these, just
Speaker 1: because it's an chapment that comes into play for free
Speaker 1: that triggles all year when your enchantments comes into play
Speaker 1: stuff and it's just, I don't know, like it's kind
Speaker 1: of They don't usually print those anymore. The artifact lands
Speaker 1: are restricted in a bunch of formats through Outright Band
Speaker 1: and other ones, just because they're so good and they're
Speaker 1: so easy to trigger a lot of like how many
Speaker 1: artifacts you control things? Now we have an Enchantment one
Speaker 1: as well. Granted there's only one, but it means they're
Speaker 1: willing to do it. So who knows where this is
Speaker 1: gonna go?
Speaker 2: Now? I would ask you, is the card good? Okay?
Speaker 2: So it's got hex proof. Etb's tapped and as it enters,
Speaker 2: choose a color and then it taps for a man
Speaker 2: of any color.
Speaker 1: Hmm, it's fine.
Speaker 2: I would like it better probably if et be't untapped
Speaker 2: but did not have hex proof, because I'm putting myself
Speaker 2: at risk of getting my nuts leg blown out.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: Not in a good way, yep, because I run at
Speaker 2: my enchanter's deck. But it draws me a card and
Speaker 2: it's a land that's pretty good. It's pretty good. Do
Speaker 2: I want it in my Enchantress deck?
Speaker 1: Probably?
Speaker 2: I probably do. Do I want it in in What's
Speaker 2: the guy that cares about two different card types? We
Speaker 2: just reviewed him last week, one of the one of.
Speaker 1: The scarecrow guys.
Speaker 2: Scarecrow Guy. Yes, probably want him in there.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: And it's like a three dollars card, you would think.
Speaker 2: I suppose it's only at rare, it's not at mythic,
Speaker 2: and I suppose the artifact lands were at common and
Speaker 2: here and modern horizons too, is when we saw the
Speaker 2: two color et be tapped. Artifact lands indestructible, artifact indestructible. Oh,
Speaker 2: this one's got hex proof.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Man, I don't know if I like that design space
Speaker 2: where they're like, you know what, you can play this
Speaker 2: high risk land, but we're we're gonna give.
Speaker 1: You the easy out that we're gonna you know what
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: You know what. That's like not letting your kids ride
Speaker 2: in the back of the truck or not letting them
Speaker 2: drink out of the hose. Yeah, it's like not letting
Speaker 2: them put sticks in the fire and then have sword
Speaker 2: fights in the dark, like if you're gonna play with
Speaker 2: fire burned hand to kind of teach his.
Speaker 1: Best Yeah, and Ryan's a dad, so he knows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And not that I'm not that I subscribe to
Speaker 2: like the rhetoric of I suffered, so you should too.
Speaker 2: I learned that way, so you should have to learn
Speaker 2: that way. I don't teach like that.
Speaker 1: Man. I learned how to wrestle like that, and it's awful,
Speaker 1: And I can see why so many people are against
Speaker 1: that bullshit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right. But man, if I want to be
Speaker 2: greedy and run an enchantment land. I want that sucker
Speaker 2: to not have X proof and I wanted to die
Speaker 2: like a fucking man. It's like having no air bags
Speaker 2: in my old truck. If I get a crash, it's
Speaker 2: if I smash into the ditch man, it's on me.
Speaker 1: No land or no seat belts, no airbags, no bullshit.
Speaker 2: It didn't even come with seat belts.
Speaker 1: Are there any artifacts that we give.
Speaker 2: A I wanted to ask you about a little guy
Speaker 2: named Friendly Teddy. When it dies, each player draws a card.
Speaker 2: Do I put this in Lord of Trusser Horse.
Speaker 1: No? No, no, there's other things that die and draw
Speaker 1: you a card and not me a card.
Speaker 2: Yes at two Manna, don't pretend that have flying.
Speaker 1: I'm helping you. I don't even all that ship.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I love the pun with Attack in the Box.
Speaker 2: I love Attack in the Box.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I like to section tools. We talked about
Speaker 1: that already.
Speaker 2: I love sex tools too, that's well said.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what card? I?
Speaker 2: Oh no, not Haunted screen. That was the one I
Speaker 2: definitely definitely wanted to talk about because it's very smart.
Speaker 2: This is a smart card. Yes, it it's a three drop.
Speaker 1: Manner rock, so it's unplayable.
Speaker 2: Okay. Taps are black or white, and it's a TV.
Speaker 2: It's a black and white TV, right, okay. But I
Speaker 2: can pay one life and add RGB to it.
Speaker 1: You can pay a little more for it to be
Speaker 1: in color.
Speaker 2: See it's perfect, specifically RGB red, WLLL green. Or you
Speaker 2: can pay seven manna. Jesus put seven plus one counters
Speaker 2: on it and it becomes a zero zero with like
Speaker 2: a seven to seven and it's a spirit creature in
Speaker 2: addition to its other types. Activate only once so you
Speaker 2: can't spam it and just make it an infinity. But
Speaker 2: it becomes a seven to seven like in seven Day
Speaker 2: on the Ring and shit, right, I get the resolve.
Speaker 1: It says activate only once, Like when does that happen?
Speaker 1: Like if I have twenty one mana, can I put
Speaker 1: it on the stack three times?
Speaker 2: No? Activate only once means you can only attempt to
Speaker 2: put it on the stack one time.
Speaker 1: That sucks.
Speaker 2: It would say something like if it's the third time
Speaker 2: this spell resolved, this turn or or something like that, right,
Speaker 2: like the like the the elementals from Laura and remember no.
Speaker 1: I think if you have fourteen manna that you want
Speaker 1: to dump into your haunted screen. They should let you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what I think I want.
Speaker 2: I want two of those ring girls.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine you go dock side extortionist manacrypt Soul
Speaker 1: ring Ah, because that's totally cool.
Speaker 2: Man a vault.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah yeah, tap all that shit out all my
Speaker 1: lands haunted screen and haunted screen, double activate haunted screen,
Speaker 1: and you're going, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Small hit myself for fourteen, play one of those lands
Speaker 2: etb's untapped because I'm at freaking twelve. Yeah, you know what,
Speaker 2: lots of cool cards in the set, Like we don't
Speaker 2: need to tell people, like we don't need to tell
Speaker 2: magic players that are interested in bands and interested in
Speaker 2: magic podcasts that there's cool cards in this set. But
Speaker 2: I do like them. I do love a bunch of
Speaker 2: the imagery in here. I love the horror movie references
Speaker 2: that randomly I'll just remember or get ye or when
Speaker 2: I hear you say, oh yeah, that's the guy and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, yeah, that is the guy. Or the
Speaker 2: first time I saw the killer mask or whatever, right,
Speaker 2: what's the card massacre mask, the killer's mask, fucking face.
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but you know what I mean? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did we talk about the showcase TV frames? We like these, right?
Speaker 1: I do? Okay, I think that they're cool because I'm
Speaker 1: good TVs like watching TV when my cards are TV good.
Speaker 2: I like. We talked about the two color double exposure guys.
Speaker 1: Exposures very cool. Did you see that key opened a
Speaker 1: uh a super duper textured one? Oh yeah yeah, our boy,
Speaker 1: actual coolest thing to come out of Regina.
Speaker 2: Oh, never heard of her?
Speaker 1: Yeah the anime card. Least take her to leave it?
Speaker 1: The cracked yu gi oh, super sparkle foils. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen one of those in real life.
Speaker 2: Well that's not what Kiel got. No, what a loser?
Speaker 1: I know. He's yeah, he's fine, he's good. He's good.
Speaker 1: Good dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you get your twitching doll?
Speaker 1: I sure did, And I put it into decks.
Speaker 2: That card's good, right.
Speaker 1: I put it in two decks. I like it a lot.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna review this card. It's a spider
Speaker 2: toy artifact creature. It's my last card. Okay, okay to
Speaker 2: two green one ye cat made out of fricking spiders.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, it's already gross. Yeah yeah, it's in your
Speaker 2: bed obviously, tap to add one man of any color,
Speaker 2: put a nest counter on twitching to all gross. So
Speaker 2: it's a two drop any color man of rock wats
Speaker 2: he likes those? Now they're doing those like left, right
Speaker 2: and center.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah they are.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I like the one drop ones for animar better though,
Speaker 2: Tap sacrifice twitching doll, create a two two green spider
Speaker 2: creature token with reach for each counter on twitching doll.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
Speaker 2: So like you play it on turn two, tap it
Speaker 2: on turn three, four, five, six, yep, and then you
Speaker 2: sacrifice it on turn seven and you get four. You
Speaker 2: get eight power with the guys yep. That's okay, right,
Speaker 2: And like I don't hate that. And they're spiders, which matters.
Speaker 1: And there's been sneaky spiders support.
Speaker 2: The SSS over the podcast.
Speaker 1: Over the last couple of years. So like, the spider
Speaker 1: players get it. The people who just want kind of
Speaker 1: a neat man a door. This is a really cool card.
Speaker 1: And I would go on record as saying I think
Speaker 1: that this is my favorite promo, like by a box
Speaker 1: promo in a long time. I really like this card
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: Oh, look at the regular.
Speaker 1: Art, the regular artist.
Speaker 2: How's How's that worse? How's that worse?
Speaker 1: How can it be? How can it be worse than
Speaker 1: an actual cat made of spiders? A creepy doll made
Speaker 1: of spiders? Gross?
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Isn't that gross? It's there's its face since face fell
Speaker 1: off spiders, it keeps getting worse. Oh no, you hate it?
Speaker 2: I hate it?
Speaker 1: Is that the last card? I want to talk about it?
Speaker 2: I got it feels like it's on my leg.
Speaker 1: That's your leg healing. That's the bone. Yeah, that's what
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Speaker 2: Anyway, they're probably gonna change that on a sort of way.
Speaker 2: It's probably gonna be like CEO Fall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope it's falling of Autumn because I was wrong.
Speaker 2: CECO Crypt, CEO Red Dawn, CEO r I.
Speaker 1: P CCO bad bad enough, Ceco, get fucked.
Speaker 2: Ceco.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do about it?
Speaker 2: But that's probably what it'll be.
Speaker 1: Oh man, any one of those things would probably do.
Speaker 1: You can also, if you're in Regina, in the Greater
Speaker 1: Reagina area, you can hit over the Pile of Bones,
Speaker 1: eat yourself a pork belly smash burger, and have yourself
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Speaker 2: I forgot to wear my Oh I forgot to wear
Speaker 2: my pile of bones hat.
Speaker 1: Mine's a cameo hat, so I'm very torn. Oh mine too.
Speaker 2: Hey, if you want a CEO hat, Command of Cookoat.
Speaker 1: Also, the book is there, that's important to mention. That
Speaker 1: alters every Thursday in our Facebook. We're we're gonna plug
Speaker 1: it there.
Speaker 2: Frazzled.
Speaker 1: We're just frazzled with rage. But we're gonna, you know
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. We're gonna drink a beer about it.
Speaker 1: And I hope that everybody else out there does the same.
Speaker 1: Just take a breath. It's unfortunately it's the way magic goes.
Speaker 1: This is it's life right, yes, sir, and we're just
Speaker 1: gonna have to to go on with it. And if
Speaker 1: you are passionate about it, don't take it or in
Speaker 1: any one person. It's not their fault. It's Watsy for
Speaker 1: putting hers in this fucking position to start with.
Speaker 2: Take it out in the sea comments on YouTube.
Speaker 1: And if you're passionate about it also there are there
Speaker 1: are petitions, go sign them. If you want it changed
Speaker 1: back then let your voice be heard in a constructive way.
Speaker 1: Don't just go out and threaten to kill somebody. That's
Speaker 1: not gonna get anybody or any of us want to be.
Speaker 1: And if you want to just like vent some rage,
Speaker 1: I'll vent with you. Come onto the discord. Well, I'll
Speaker 1: talk shit with you. I'm quite upset.
Speaker 2: Vent session thread on there. Maybe Laura can set that
Speaker 2: up just pretty.
Speaker 1: Good for those sorts of things. So we'll see how
Speaker 1: it goes manyway. Thank you so much for being with us.
Speaker 1: If you replace your band cards with something from Dusk
Speaker 1: Warner anywhere else, let us know down in the comments.
Speaker 1: We'd love to hear from you. And we're going to
Speaker 1: be back next weekend to talk decks on a very
Speaker 1: exciting episode of comment or cook out podcast.
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