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Speaker 2: Now stay tuned for Mac Maloney's Military X Files on

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Speaker 3: We didn't lie to your books. We told you we

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had a living, breathing month's positing. You laughed at them,

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and yet you might be even as they are. They

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did not ask to be brought into the world, but

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into the.

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Speaker 4: World they came.

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Speaker 5: Their code is a lawn to themselves.

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Speaker 3: Offend one and you append them all.

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Speaker 2: There are more than one thousand paranormal events reported around

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the world every month. Most can be explained as natural phenomena,

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but about ten percent cannot. UFOs, ghosts, cryptids, monsters, the

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strangest of coincidences, abduction theories and remote viewing, plus what

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the hell that switch have for breakfast? All these things

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and more are revealed every week on Mac Maloney's Military

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X Files show. So join Mac and.

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Speaker 6: The rest of the Gang One One Switch Club, Raven,

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Susie and Susan, Uncle Al and Agent X as they

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delve into the ultimate mysteries of time and space.

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Speaker 7: And how much to tip your waitress. This is mac.

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Speaker 2: Maloney's Military X Files and now here's mac.

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Speaker 7: Okay. Well, welcome everyone to mac Maloney's Know the Trick

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Styles show here in the distant thunder Radio. This is

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macloney broadcasting line from the stop at Gallilee Restaurant, fifty

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five Wanna Street and they report masks here with a

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producer engineer. Uncle. I am the kitty's fell.

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Speaker 8: Me.

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Speaker 7: Are you talking about me?

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 7: Let me introduce you to the rest of the posse. Girls.

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This is really a time for you to sit down

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and get that last box of cleenicxer. It's a British

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made box of cleaners. See a last box of wipes.

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You're squeegee and you loube and everything else, because this

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is his last show across the puddle, very famous one

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one once again. I'm speechless in a way. Yeah, me too.

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I can't wait.

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Speaker 8: Maybe it's ten days, nine days, nine days and I'll

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be back over there.

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Speaker 7: Ye.

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Speaker 8: Hello, everybody, welcome to the show. I'm glad to be here.

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And if you got that to British Kleenex, it's probably bamboo?

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Speaker 7: Is it really? They make it out? Yeah? Is it bamboo?

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Speaker 8: Rare? No, that o'kay is really.

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Speaker 7: Bod, I don't care.

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Speaker 8: You've got bamboo everything now. It's actually it's not bad.

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Speaker 7: Bamboo. Are you talking about bamboo?

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Speaker 8: The plate, the the bamboo, the plants.

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Speaker 7: Sustainable?

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Speaker 9: Really?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? But isn't it kind of rash?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 4: It grows wild here in North Carolina. You see it

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all on the side of the road when you're driving.

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Speaker 7: Okay, all right, good, you want to much? You know, Bam.

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Speaker 8: Bamboo is for everything now. It's not just for breathing underwater.

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Speaker 7: Not just for pandas, yeah, to do that.

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Speaker 8: It's not just for making flutes. It's for toilet paper,

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rubbing your bum and sleeping on it. Yeah, get with

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the program. Get with sustainability. Is sustainable?

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Speaker 9: James Bond used that in Doctor No to Escape to

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Speaker 7: I think the long range on the same thing. Anyway,

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Speaker 7: Also with us down there and my sister's tank to

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West Virginia. Our senior international correspondent, Switchblade Steve.

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Speaker 9: Pleasure to be here. Is there actually a junior correspondent?

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Speaker 7: Oh? I said, senior? Didn't they?

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Speaker 9: Yeah? You did? But is there a junior somewhere. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: He's coming up. Oh no, no, you don't know about him. Okay,

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so you're you're wearing a prison orange again.

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Speaker 9: Well, no, this is a Darrow Destroyer T shirt. Oh okay,

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remember the Darrow that Richard Shaver heard over his well begun?

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, right, yeah, yeah, okay, all right. You know

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it's just me, but it looks like you should be

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picking letter up upon, you know, along the highway with all.

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Speaker 9: The other people on our I do when I get time.

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Speaker 7: With the volunteer, also with us, says our int National

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well we don't have to cut that out.

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Speaker 10: Why I'm mac, I have one. You know you've told

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so I have to find a way to get things

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Speaker 7: Okay, censoring I don't think a message? Okay, all right,

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Speaker 8: Well you could say it this way. Club, You could say,

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you know what album I like best by Van Halen?

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Speaker 7: Watch it. I don't want to be that what is it?

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Speaker 8: Foreign lawful cardinal?

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Speaker 7: Oh that's right, Yeah, that's right.

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bamboo toilet tissue. We go and sit for a week after.

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Speaker 7: Sand Okay, I know it's this is it's education.

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Speaker 8: My daughter likes to use it, but I bring my

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Speaker 7: It consumer reports. Yeah, okay, good to know. Thank you

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club for joining us. This is a man who just

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Speaker 10: Tonight. I'm just in a I'm just in one of

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those moods. Yeah that I needed the show tonight.

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Speaker 7: Yes, yes, well yes we did so so anyway, also

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with us down there and excuse me, Connecticut, is Susie

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cuss words on my reusable note pad.

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Speaker 7: Okay, wow, you the production of the show appreciates what's

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Speaker 8: I kinda dust off my etches sketch. You know that really,

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bringing that on the plane.

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Speaker 7: Yes, I'm sure you get on an app, right, be

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fun man, but the iPod is my proud pride and joy.

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to offer free Wi Fi, So like that supposed to

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Speaker 8: You mean it's not free on British airways.

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Speaker 7: It's gotta about British airways. Better be Do you still

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Speaker 7: It's got airplane mode. I don't know.

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Speaker 10: I don't know about making calls, but you can use

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you can have your wife. I'm not sure because I

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you free Wi Fi, which, wow, you know, okay, not

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Speaker 7: I mean, another reason to travel. How's your manage of

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Speaker 5: We had a cat incident.

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Speaker 12: Ye serious fluids, give me something to you know, make

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Speaker 7: They wanted to kill them. Well, I know that's just

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Speaker 5: Should think he's so old he's never gonna make it

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through this. Been in perfect health his entire life. He's

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just you know, that would be like if I, you know,

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Speaker 8: Out your right exactly?

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Speaker 7: What are you talking to one? You know?

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Speaker 10: Susie the bird flu is? Did you read about that?

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flu So I be sure that your cat didn't catch

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Speaker 7: Inside he's got spiders to worry about. Yeah, so well,

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Speaker 7: Also with us down there in North Carolina is uh

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super fan. Susan kay, Susan.

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Speaker 7: How are you by Susan the Blonde is? So, how

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Speaker 4: I'm doing great now that I'm here with you.

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Speaker 7: Okay, all right, we'll choose to believe you.

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Speaker 8: No bigger compliment, Mac.

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Speaker 7: Okay, thank you, I appreciate it.

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Speaker 8: So we're all Any fires near your way?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I was wondering that earlier today.

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Speaker 4: The fire, Yes, yeah, so a little father South.

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Speaker 13: Actually, ironically, my father in law used to live in

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Carolina Forest, which is where I think it began. And

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my twelve hundred acres burned in Myrtle Beach.

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Speaker 9: That's crazy, Myrtle Beach.

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Speaker 7: Oh, don't burn there, man, no, no more golf, Yeah,

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we're here tonight, we're going to be talking about a

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number of things, we hope, but I know that we

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do have. You've got several emails, Susan, Kay from the

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not Fani that is, they're just questions about the show.

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Speaker 4: I do. I have three interesting emails that fan letters.

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Speaker 7: They're don't really fan letters, that's the thing. They're just letters.

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Speaker 8: They're maybe they're from people who hate us. I don't know.

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Speaker 7: We'll see. So we don't have music anymore, so let's

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pretend music is on and we can just get this

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Speaker 14: Go ahead, Susan, all right, Okay, this is going to

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Speaker 13: Got the three emails of interest at Mcaroney one thousand

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at yahoo dot com.

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Speaker 4: So that's the new email.

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Speaker 7: That's my Yahoo. Yes, I'm sorry, that's my Yahoo. My Yahoo.

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So it's Macaroni one thousand at my who.

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Speaker 9: And I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 7: I wrote it wrong. I wrote it wrong. I did. Okay,

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Speaker 4: So the first email.

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Speaker 13: Is for Mac and it's asked, Mac, will you please

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finish the thanks for the baby story that you started

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two weeks ago.

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Speaker 7: Okay, do you remember that story because I believe that

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eleven in the morning and then I was done with

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it and a woman approached me who looked like the

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mother in the Adams family. Okay, she's kind of dressed

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like that more.

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Speaker 9: Tissue, right, Carolyn Jones, right right?

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Speaker 7: And she comes over and she tells me the story

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about and she looked very you know, I don't want

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to say normal, but you know what I mean, and

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except she was dressed kind of sneaky. And she says,

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I'm I've read your books, and some one says I've

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waited to meet you because I want to tell you

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a story. And the story is is that before I

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go to bed every night, ghosts of historical figures up

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here in my room, and so I talked to Patent

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a lot. I talked to Magotha a lot. I talked

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to Truman a lot. The ghosts of these people, they

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go really, yeah, yeah, and so what do they tell you?

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told them that aliens wanted my body and my sister's

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body to breed hybrid aliens, I guess humans. So I'm going, okay,

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all right, we're I'm there with my friend Gary, also

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the bank, the big go. We're drinking freely, let's say.

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And so she tells this whole story how the aliens

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came down and impregnated her and she gave breath to

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two babies in six weeks and not nine months. Oh yeah, okay,

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so then definitely the aliens come down and they take

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the babies and they leave. So I said to her, well,

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did the aliens say anything to you? And she said, yeah,

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thanks for the babies. That was to the point.

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Speaker 9: That's the thanks clearing that.

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Speaker 8: What other kind of punchline would.

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Speaker 7: You want to There's none better than that ahead at.

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Speaker 8: Least, I said thanks.

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Speaker 4: So there's the second one.

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Speaker 13: Also, uh, Mac, can you please finish the sherry Lewis.

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Speaker 4: Story you started three weeks ago.

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Speaker 7: Three weeks ago, I said, I put this one wanted

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to know this. So you remember Sherry Lewis, right, yeah,

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everything without the lamp chop. Okay, all right, everything. So

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when I was a kid in my crib, I just

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fell in love with her.

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Speaker 8: She was calling me, are you talking about a crib

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crib or your crib crib? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Crib? Well little kids. Yeah. I look through the look

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through the slats at the TV and she was like,

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oh man, she was just the catch me.

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Speaker 8: Alpha it catch me out.

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Speaker 7: So anyway, no anyone I tell this to. I have

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to endure this whole what's the name of the lamb chop? Right,

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the lamb chop? Puts her puts her hand up, the

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lamb chops ass all this stuff. So I made the

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mistake of well wait till you have the story. I

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made the mistake of telling this to my brother's a wife, okay,

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my sister. And for Christmas, she said, Christmas, she gives

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me a no, she has a stuffed doll of lamb

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chop okay for her dog. She threw the thing down

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on the floor and the dog ripped it to pieces

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in like about you know, eight seconds. That hurts, you

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know what I mean emotionally, it was damaging to your psyche.

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That's the Lamb Chop stay. So I'm kind of haunted

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by Lamb Chop. But if you remember her, she I

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mean she was she was really pretty something, but she

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had she had a way about her that she.

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Speaker 11: Was a ventriloquist. And yeah, I had the little dolls

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she did like m Chop and I don't remember the

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other ones.

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Speaker 8: But you had a nice nice she was very wholesome,

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very wholesome.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Saddy Morning TV. You know, keep your hand out

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of your diapers.

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Speaker 8: Little Mac wasn't a member of you know, Perver Teachers

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Association or anything like that. She was very sweet and nice.

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Speaker 7: All right. Yeah, like I know what you mean, the

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teacher run robber room misane.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I used to. I can see I can see you,

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and I can see Billy and Jimmy. Yeah see you,

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I see you in your bedroom. You're not dressed yet,

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You're gonna be late.

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Speaker 7: For the bus. It was always having a little pervy

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about it. That's amazing, okay.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Soupy sales with facts.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, until they threw him on Susan do we

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have another one, so we.

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Speaker 4: Actually do have one more here.

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Speaker 13: And so the third one they want to know is

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the one one survival gift bag giveaway. Is it a

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gag or is it a legitimate offer to the fan.

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Speaker 7: It's a legitimate offer to the fans, I know, after

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we did the Sigeant peppers of ads for it. But

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you know, clocks in two minutes and nineteen seconds without

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the Augusta. It sounds like a bit. I listened to

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it the other day and it sounds like a bit,

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but it isn't. We'll running again during the show. But

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if you go to Macaroni one thousand at my my

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Macaronie one thousand IU yahoo dot com, and just tell

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us why you would want one of these survival packs,

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and it's everything that we talk about one on them.

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Let's say, Susan, Hey, you know the contents.

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Speaker 13: I do only so you've added the seat cushion, uh,

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big box cleanex, big box of wipes, you squeegee, you lube,

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and a mister.

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Speaker 7: A mister okay, all the nice andy little pack and

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people asking what's the squeegee about? Well, you're gonna have

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to figure that out yourself. So anyway, so.

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Speaker 13: Take the sweat off from the in and all worked up,

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and you can take it off quickly.

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Speaker 8: All right, that's all right.

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Speaker 10: They use those in the days.

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Speaker 7: They do.

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't want to reuse one.

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Speaker 11: Okay, I've never I've never seen the bdet was this

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squeegee or next door?

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Speaker 10: But okay, yeah, well you probably haven't been into a class.

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Speaker 7: Well, if you go in there, if you go in there,

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there's a there's a squeegee next to the biday. You

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can need assistance? How does this work? Pops up?

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Speaker 10: Who has see a god day?

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Speaker 8: Is sustainable?

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Speaker 7: You don't really like a hang on? Who has a

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bid day?

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Speaker 1: I do?

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Speaker 7: Well? Connecticut?

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Speaker 5: What what is wrong with you? Gross Americans? With your

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dirty butts? But they have them everywhere else, just not here.

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Speaker 8: I know.

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Speaker 5: I can't like. I don't want to travel because nowhere

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else has them, and I feel dirty and gross the

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whole time.

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Speaker 8: Right, I don't know if you're not good to reach

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around with chilette paper.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, club exactly. They have ample swearing and be in trouble.

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Speaker 8: Luckily you could have you should have asked for assistance.

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Speaker 7: You can buy the button you asked for. This is

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from the guy who's who's using bamboo.

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Speaker 11: So you can buy a thing that will sit on

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a regular toilet. It's a day addition, you know, and

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you can use that. But the problem I find with that,

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I would I would find with that is it's cold water.

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Speaker 7: Okay, all right, the warm water, but you can.

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Speaker 11: But like in most American homes, there's no warm water

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feed near the toilet. It's it's a sink water line.

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Speaker 7: Use the Who I mean.

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Speaker 5: First too, is you know I thought that the cold

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water would be bad.

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Speaker 7: Wow, it's not.

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Speaker 11: See in my house, the water comes immediately out of

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the cellar, which is you know, forty something degrees down there.

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So the water in the pipe from the hot water

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heater to the the day would be exceedingly cold.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, let's see, go ahead, club place. You know.

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Speaker 10: All I can tell you is you remember when you

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were kid and you were sick. What did your parents

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do to help you get back?

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Speaker 7: Okay, okay, all right, okay, that never happened. Yea, that

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never happened. They could chase me around the house all

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for god day. That ain't happening. But all right, that's

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why I can't speak French and I don't even know

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what they are.

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Speaker 8: Well, my day has the name. It's called it's Bridget,

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Bridget Bedet.

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Speaker 7: Okay, thank you, thank you for the punchline. Hopefully they'll

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end the discussion. But Susanka, is that it? What was that?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 13: So there's actually more to this and getting quite heated

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now that I read it. Says you shouldn't mislead your

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fans like that, you crook. I told you that at

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a young age. Sorry, I told you that at a

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young age.

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Speaker 4: But I guess that.

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Speaker 13: Training didn't work very well, just like your potty training.

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Speaker 4: And while you're at it.

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Speaker 5: Back to that haircut.

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Speaker 8: Wow, love mom?

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Speaker 7: Oh that's okay, hang on, let's play the sling. Come mom.

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It's good when she stays in touch, all right, Susan

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dancing everything? Wow?

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Speaker 8: Where mom has really been hard on you lately?

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Speaker 7: Thank you club Wow, Thank you Susan, and thank you Mom.

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I appreciate it.

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Speaker 13: H So, if I may go ahead take this opportunity,

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that would be Macaroni one thousand, M A C C

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Speaker 7: I think it's m A And now we're gonna it's

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it doesn't end with and I.

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Speaker 8: Must m a macar me like the like the paste

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Speaker 7: Yeah, m a you spell it one one may. Yeah,

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I messed it all up. Wow, someone someone was having

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a bad day. I had to do a click me up. No, no,

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I had one one please Macaroni.

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Speaker 8: I just call it Macaroni A C A R O

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Speaker 7: Perfectly perfect. Blame Rudy, Blame Rudy House, Rudy. He didn't

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run away nothing, okay, all right? Did he go for

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a ride today?

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Speaker 15: I worked?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Okay, all right, okay, why don't we do this? How

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do we take a SPO's your break now and get

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out of us and we'll be right back after this.

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You're listening to Macaloney's Military sash here in them a

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Speaker 2: Fans, this is Pistol Pete.

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Speaker 7: Hey.

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Speaker 2: You know by all reports, twenty twenty five is going

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to be a rough and tumble year. Who knows what's

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going to happen next, but whatever it is, you should

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my yahoo dot com USA and Canada only. All results

471
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are final. Please no loot photographs at deltoys or puppets.

472
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:57,599
Speaker 7: That's yes, Please keep the puppets. Whoa well, Welcome back

473
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,880
everyone to Mac Maloney's Noulitrak saf show here in the

474
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:03,279
This is Thunder Radio Network, This is mac Mymonney. Well,

475
00:28:03,319 --> 00:28:07,119
what a show we have so far. Let me introduce

476
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:10,759
you to the members of the Plastic Girls. Calm down,

477
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,240
He's coming back in less than a week. I can

478
00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:19,279
see the excitement on his face. So we're going to

479
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,599
dispense anything about you know, British toilet paper one one,

480
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,960
the very famous one one is here looking very hip, tonight.

481
00:28:27,079 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 8: Very hip. Thank you very much.

482
00:28:28,599 --> 00:28:29,599
Speaker 7: Well you stole my look.

483
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 8: So I'm gonna I'm gonna try and be your double

484
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,480
when when I go back to the United States.

485
00:28:36,519 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 7: Really yeah a.

486
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 8: Week, I'll be okay, I'll be your double. They won't

487
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,680
tell us a part of the get one of fake

488
00:28:42,839 --> 00:28:48,839
you better you better pumped shop and shop still open, Jack's.

489
00:28:48,599 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 7: Joke shop down time. Yeah, yeah, go ahead, Yes, I'm

490
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,160
sure it's still there. So thank you one one for

491
00:28:54,279 --> 00:28:55,079
turning us.

492
00:28:55,799 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 8: You're welcome, glad to be here.

493
00:28:58,119 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 7: Also with us is the senior, I responded, senior international correspondent, Sorry,

494
00:29:09,279 --> 00:29:12,200
how to think a moment? Switch light, Steve one, Switchy.

495
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 9: Great to be here, and I'm gonna one up club tonight.

496
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,880
What is that?

497
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:18,799
Speaker 8: Oh?

498
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,599
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you know I've told you before.

499
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:29,839
Lois's uncle used to run Intiman's Trucking. But that's sink

500
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:40,440
in for a second, a long second. Anyway, thank you

501
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,400
for joining us. Switchy, did you have some Oh you

502
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,720
did have some kind of massive breakfast. You sent me

503
00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:47,440
the pictures to taunt me. Let me introduce it one

504
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:51,160
and then we'll get back to you. Okay. Also with

505
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:55,079
us is our international security chief, Willie Club Senior.

506
00:29:56,119 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up because I'm little

507
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:04,680
concern where you're having changes to our titles. I don't

508
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,599
know if you're trying to push us out or what,

509
00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:11,160
but anyone's I'm glad you corrected yourself, and needless to

510
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,079
say it, it is excellent to be here tonight.

511
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,759
Speaker 9: You know, club, when the titles changed, they get a

512
00:30:16,799 --> 00:30:19,200
little bit weaker. We don't make as much money.

513
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 10: Well that's what it's all, isn't it all for the bucks?

514
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,039
Speaker 7: Yeah?

515
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 10: I always wait for pay day?

516
00:30:27,799 --> 00:30:31,359
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, well that would be uh I'm waiting

517
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:35,000
for payday too, as it turns out. So anyway, thank

518
00:30:35,039 --> 00:30:36,799
you club for joining us. We appreciate it. Where the

519
00:30:36,839 --> 00:30:41,599
rubber ducky come from? People want to know. As the

520
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:46,160
duck says he's reaching for something, it's my duck. Okay, okay,

521
00:30:48,519 --> 00:30:49,200
it says.

522
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:53,279
Speaker 10: Que excellent instead of excellent. I got that as an

523
00:30:53,279 --> 00:30:55,039
award for excellent service.

524
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,279
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, okay, is that the I R S. State

525
00:30:58,359 --> 00:30:59,039
Street Bank? Oh?

526
00:30:59,079 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 10: This was in my real.

527
00:31:02,599 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 7: Wow. Okay, another peak closely? Uh, let's see also with

528
00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:10,920
us down there in nice scuse me? Connected Susie best steal? Susie,

529
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,200
I think.

530
00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:15,519
Speaker 5: You mean junior domestic security chief best steal.

531
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 7: Oh okay, what happened? Okay? Was this something I didn't

532
00:31:20,039 --> 00:31:20,440
hear about?

533
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 4: But she's getting listen.

534
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,839
Speaker 5: But when you were here last time, I did have

535
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,640
a box of twinkies in your honor. Because I'm trying

536
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,839
to apply for a position to work for you.

537
00:31:34,519 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 7: That was directed to you.

538
00:31:35,759 --> 00:31:39,119
Speaker 11: Well, you know what, it'd be an entry level position, right,

539
00:31:40,839 --> 00:31:41,839
even that sounds so.

540
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,119
Speaker 10: She'd move right to the top. Anyone that's got a

541
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,119
clean butt like that?

542
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 7: All right, what I'm gonna have to do a rerun? Also,

543
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:59,400
that voice your heard was a producer, technical advisor, engineer,

544
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:05,480
Massive B killer, Massive B killer. Wow, the kiddies fell.

545
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:12,000
Hey man, Hello everybody? What's uh? What's the good word today?

546
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,119
The day? That's the day. The word of the day

547
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,000
is the day.

548
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 11: There you go, that's what didn't don't you Australia say

549
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,000
that beday?

550
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,039
Speaker 8: All right? Listen just the Grutcher Mark show. You bet

551
00:32:26,119 --> 00:32:32,079
your Life? Yes, uh, welcome to Greg You bet your life?

552
00:32:32,119 --> 00:32:36,400
Say the secret word? Win one hundred dollars. Yes, it's

553
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:41,240
commonly found in the house. What is your name? Interview

554
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,559
the couple.

555
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 7: And go ahead?

556
00:32:43,319 --> 00:32:45,519
Speaker 8: Yes, right, it was a George Fetterman. That was the

557
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:51,440
second money and moderator. Yes, so I see you got

558
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,960
seven kids. Wow, you're doing pretty good. Yes, yes, Grutcher,

559
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,480
I had seven kids and I love my wife very much.

560
00:32:58,839 --> 00:33:01,319
Oh gee, I love my cigar too, but I take

561
00:33:01,319 --> 00:33:02,200
it out once in a while.

562
00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 7: And they suspended him or I think five shows for

563
00:33:08,359 --> 00:33:11,039
that they did just for that, and they did and

564
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,680
in the fifties, I'm not sure that that even aired.

565
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:15,240
Did it air?

566
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 8: I don't know either. But they didn't have delay, they

567
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,640
didn't have delayed, but those are live shows. Didn't that delay?

568
00:33:24,799 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 10: Yeah?

569
00:33:25,039 --> 00:33:27,559
Speaker 7: Probably? Yeah, But anyway, he did, he did. He was

570
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,519
suspended for a while for I'm saying.

571
00:33:31,359 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 9: That we need to do a show with just Marx

572
00:33:33,759 --> 00:33:34,440
Brothers lines.

573
00:33:34,559 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 7: Oh my god, oh god, funny, got funny. People probably

574
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,759
don't remember these people, but you know, any Mox Brothers

575
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,519
movie is hilarious. It really is. It's just it is

576
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:45,640
one thing after them.

577
00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:47,839
Speaker 9: You want a doctor hacking the bush, you get a

578
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:52,079
doctor hacking the bush. Yeah, yeah, by a duck buy

579
00:33:52,119 --> 00:33:52,680
not a chicken.

580
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 7: Yeah anyway, okay.

581
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,839
Speaker 8: You'd walk around funny like a duck actually be walking

582
00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:02,200
around with a cigar, hanging.

583
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 9: With a cigar.

584
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's great. Yeah, it's just visual stuff. And it's

585
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,480
another one of those comedy series that my wife just

586
00:34:10,519 --> 00:34:14,000
doesn't get because she's too British, you know, she just

587
00:34:14,039 --> 00:34:15,760
doesn't get it, you know, just like the Three Stooges.

588
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:19,679
She definitely does not get. Very few females. The Max Brothers.

589
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,679
They have like a storyline and it's pretty funny. They

590
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,440
was funny, yeah yeah, and all the bits are intricate.

591
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,199
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, but there were stories, right, there were plots

592
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:29,679
to their movies. It was kind of funny.

593
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 9: Of course, in Alabama there's the Tuscaloosa but that's totally irrelevant.

594
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 7: I actually heard that.

595
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,119
Speaker 11: When they were making the movies, they would have to

596
00:34:41,159 --> 00:34:44,519
take and it was Chicko and like put them in

597
00:34:44,559 --> 00:34:48,039
a cage on the set because if they didn't, he'd

598
00:34:48,039 --> 00:34:50,360
go out and find a poker game and be gone

599
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,280
for three or four days.

600
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Speaker 7: It would stop the movie.

601
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,760
Speaker 11: So they would have to when he wasn't on actually

602
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,840
on camera, they locked him up to keep him from

603
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,599
taking off. I guess he was a really incredible gambler.

604
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:02,760
Speaker 8: Me.

605
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 7: He was not offensive to Italians. Chico, I'm you know anyway, Okay,

606
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:14,920
there's Chico. Yeah. We then introduced everyone Bet, Susan Kay,

607
00:35:15,199 --> 00:35:17,079
super fans, Susan Kay. How are you.

608
00:35:18,639 --> 00:35:21,559
Speaker 4: I'm doing very well, Thank you so much.

609
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 13: I do want to introduce to the snacking community.

610
00:35:29,119 --> 00:35:34,599
Speaker 4: This is my favorite treat of the year. So you

611
00:35:34,679 --> 00:35:36,880
know peeps, right, peeps.

612
00:35:36,519 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 7: Are famous disgusting.

613
00:35:39,159 --> 00:35:45,800
Speaker 13: Go ahead, okay, so ready, yes, dipped in chocolate.

614
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 7: Chocolate peeps. Where's the vomit? Where's the vomit?

615
00:35:50,159 --> 00:35:50,679
Speaker 4: My god?

616
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:57,280
Speaker 13: I could eat fifteen pack cities but sugar and oh my.

617
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:58,119
Speaker 4: God, they're so good.

618
00:35:58,519 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 8: Is it real chocolate? Let me ask you.

619
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:07,280
Speaker 7: I'm sure as ye sure, chocolate from Switzerland. Thank you, Susan.

620
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 8: I like peeps when this stale little bit they opened

621
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,760
the package up and let him get stale.

622
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,320
Speaker 4: Pucklehole in them and let him sit for a little.

623
00:36:15,119 --> 00:36:19,199
Speaker 11: Bit exactly, yeah, okay, and then they stiff it up

624
00:36:19,199 --> 00:36:19,440
a bit.

625
00:36:19,519 --> 00:36:23,079
Speaker 8: So I like the pink ones better than the yellow ones.

626
00:36:23,159 --> 00:36:30,039
Speaker 7: Okay, we don't want to do any Let me throw

627
00:36:30,039 --> 00:36:32,239
it to switch, as they say in the business Switch.

628
00:36:32,599 --> 00:36:36,480
You went out for breakfast today. I know because you

629
00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:38,840
went to me with photos. It was like a you know,

630
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,880
like a panorama. He sent me three photos and you

631
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,760
put him together. It was his breakfast. So what did you?

632
00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:50,199
Went to a waffle house? Right?

633
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 15: Right?

634
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 7: Yeah?

635
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 9: I mean instead of making the pilgrimage ten miles east

636
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,239
of lee Tark to a country corner kitchen, I decided

637
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,519
to uh to do something that I knew would torment

638
00:36:59,639 --> 00:37:03,159
Susie because that's maybe her favorite restaurant or one of them.

639
00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:06,519
So I knew that I could send pictures ye Susie

640
00:37:06,559 --> 00:37:08,199
and make her very jealous.

641
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:11,039
Speaker 5: Oh wow, I'm very jealous. We don't have them here.

642
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:11,639
Speaker 7: Huh.

643
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,800
Speaker 9: Well mine isn't very close. I have to drive fifty

644
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,280
minutes to get there, but it was worth it. So

645
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,480
they have this this breakfast that's like eleven seventy five

646
00:37:23,119 --> 00:37:25,480
and it's it's god, it's amazing. It's you know, you

647
00:37:25,519 --> 00:37:28,280
get eggs, you can have hash browns. You get another

648
00:37:28,519 --> 00:37:33,599
different choice if you want toast. I had a couple

649
00:37:33,639 --> 00:37:36,360
of sausage patties, and then I found out you don't.

650
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,199
You don't have to have the waffle You can have

651
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:42,119
biscuits and gravy. Well I've never had buscuits and gravy there,

652
00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:46,320
so I got that as well, and I was gosh,

653
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,760
I was hungry enough to eat the whole thing. I

654
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,320
usually don't eat the whole meal at that waffle house

655
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,880
because it's so much food. Yes, so the you know,

656
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,480
the eleven seventy five plus whatever a couple of bucks

657
00:37:55,519 --> 00:37:58,840
for coffee, and it's a it's a cheap meal and

658
00:37:58,880 --> 00:37:59,760
it's a lot of food.

659
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll tell you. Look it looks it looked great.

660
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:07,000
It looked great, even the photos. Okay, I mean once again,

661
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,039
I'm sitting there reading half a banana, taking a switch.

662
00:38:12,079 --> 00:38:15,519
Speaker 8: Thank you be on this diet, Mac.

663
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 7: Yes, forever, as it turns out, forever.

664
00:38:18,199 --> 00:38:23,679
Speaker 16: Diet really, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but I get

665
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:26,480
to like salteines are good after you eat, like about

666
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,360
you know, five thousand of them.

667
00:38:28,679 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 9: The tastes rich, crack.

668
00:38:31,199 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 7: Rich cracktor is you know, they're they're not kosher. So anyway, anyway,

669
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,199
ask about the chip man? Yes, yes, yes, So how

670
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:39,880
much was that?

671
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:40,159
Speaker 8: What?

672
00:38:40,679 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 7: How much there was the bill?

673
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:47,079
Speaker 9: I don't know about uh good, thirteen or fourteen maybe?

674
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, you left the town and the tip

675
00:38:51,199 --> 00:38:53,519
was ten bucks? Wow?

676
00:38:54,079 --> 00:38:54,519
Speaker 8: Wow?

677
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 7: Wow they had waffle house. Man, they'll they'll.

678
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 8: Put a cracking out.

679
00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 10: They're going to have your picture up.

680
00:39:00,159 --> 00:39:01,639
Speaker 7: Yeah, way kid, Yeah.

681
00:39:02,559 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 9: I took it and and you know, hit the border

682
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,920
in Mexico, you know, or something like.

683
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 7: That, Lesico. Well that's even further to drive for a

684
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:13,320
waffle house. Now, Susie, why do you like waffle houses?

685
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,239
We have to ask.

686
00:39:15,199 --> 00:39:19,039
Speaker 5: Because people get in fights there, so it's like food.

687
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 7: And dinner in the show. Yes, okay, cool because people

688
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,679
get in fights there. What what do they fight about?

689
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 5: That says, you know whatever. But the thing is that's

690
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:36,639
great is that the like kitchen staff will like jump

691
00:39:36,679 --> 00:39:37,840
over the counter and join in.

692
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:38,599
Speaker 8: Oh nice.

693
00:39:38,639 --> 00:39:40,079
Speaker 7: I love those videos, man.

694
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,280
Speaker 9: I guess my waffle house doesn't, or I'm going the

695
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,639
wrong time. So I have to see when they're scheduling

696
00:39:45,639 --> 00:39:46,039
the fights.

697
00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 5: Well, STI driver one in Daytona Beach, Florida.

698
00:39:50,119 --> 00:39:51,559
Speaker 7: Okay, yes, all right.

699
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 5: There is always a fight in that one.

700
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 7: Really.

701
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,039
Speaker 9: I remember seeing film of one maybe a couple of

702
00:39:57,079 --> 00:40:01,480
years ago, where when somebody was throwing a chair oh across.

703
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah. I love those videos with the with

704
00:40:06,519 --> 00:40:08,400
the McDonald's employees fight back.

705
00:40:08,519 --> 00:40:10,519
Speaker 9: So Soonsie, do you like the food as well?

706
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:15,079
Speaker 7: It's fine, fine, I mean it sucks.

707
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 5: Without the fighting, it would not be my favorite, okay.

708
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,960
And I like how they do like like you know,

709
00:40:22,039 --> 00:40:24,840
the hurricane is going to be really really bad if

710
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,320
the house closes, it's like a parameter.

711
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, okay, so that's what it is, right,

712
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,480
So if so, they try to stay open.

713
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,119
Speaker 8: As long as they stay open.

714
00:40:35,119 --> 00:40:38,519
Speaker 7: Okay, And they have a probably their own generators, probably right,

715
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:39,079
maybe not.

716
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 8: They must have a staff that doesn't fear in any

717
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,800
kind of weather interruption.

718
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 7: So but when they.

719
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 5: Close's pretty tough.

720
00:40:46,679 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, well yeah right, so so but when they close,

721
00:40:50,559 --> 00:40:54,679
that's it. It's time to evacuate more or less? Right right?

722
00:40:55,320 --> 00:41:00,880
All right? Yeah? What do we need? Fema? Tha Susan

723
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,719
kay did? I answered? Is that a cat? Look at

724
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:04,119
that thing?

725
00:41:04,639 --> 00:41:07,679
Speaker 8: It's a he always said, asked, if that's a cat, it's.

726
00:41:07,559 --> 00:41:10,159
Speaker 4: The nervous dog. It's gonna rain here.

727
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 7: Oh okay, what's his name? Her name?

728
00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 4: His name is Benton?

729
00:41:16,159 --> 00:41:21,519
Speaker 7: Benton? And I thought, yeah, yeah, okay, why why who

730
00:41:21,639 --> 00:41:22,519
named him Ben?

731
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:23,320
Speaker 8: Why?

732
00:41:23,639 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 5: So he's a he's a rescue Okay.

733
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,679
Speaker 7: He came, he came with the name.

734
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 8: Give him lots of love. Does he have his thundershirt on?

735
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 13: He doesn't have it on. But he's uh, definitely a

736
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:38,599
little worked up about something tonight.

737
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:40,599
Speaker 4: He's sitting here.

738
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 8: Those music, well they can predict weather from far away,

739
00:41:44,119 --> 00:41:47,840
so they sense, uh, parametric pressure changes and all that

740
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,440
kind of stuff.

741
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:53,639
Speaker 7: But a little scotch and his water, what happen? So good?

742
00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:55,519
Speaker 4: Idea, give me the trip anyway.

743
00:41:56,119 --> 00:42:00,519
Speaker 7: So thank you, Susan kay for joining us. So what

744
00:42:00,559 --> 00:42:02,480
we're going to do is we're going to throw it

745
00:42:02,519 --> 00:42:04,800
to the club because I saw this thing. You know,

746
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:08,199
I tried to read the news these days, but I

747
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:13,079
couldn't have. I couldn't avoid this headline that said, once

748
00:42:13,079 --> 00:42:17,840
again the F word, thanks an asteroid. You know what

749
00:42:18,039 --> 00:42:22,239
was it? Like a mountain size asteroid missed us, you know,

750
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,320
by still a lot of miles, but you know, a

751
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,599
close call. Let's say, and they and they found it

752
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,280
like three days before or for what I'm probably wrong

753
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:31,039
club place.

754
00:42:32,039 --> 00:42:35,800
Speaker 10: Okay, let me give you this story behind the story.

755
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:39,360
As you know from previous reports, you know, there was

756
00:42:39,639 --> 00:42:42,880
a lot going on in the asteroid world for a while,

757
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,400
and then about six months ago everything pretty much calmed down.

758
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:52,719
Well all of a sudden, on December twenty seventh, asteroid

759
00:42:53,039 --> 00:43:00,639
twenty four, why our four was discovered. We discovered an

760
00:43:00,639 --> 00:43:07,000
observatory in Chile discovered it. This is scary stuff, Okay,

761
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,519
it's how they discover them. These are the close to

762
00:43:11,639 --> 00:43:15,079
Earth ones. These are ones that do have the potential

763
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,039
of hitting Earth. I mean they're not where you could

764
00:43:18,039 --> 00:43:21,440
see them with you know, with your eyes. But anyways,

765
00:43:23,079 --> 00:43:26,679
once that was discovered, everything pricked up around the.

766
00:43:28,079 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 8: All.

767
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:32,159
Speaker 10: Everyone got on alert because you know, it came out

768
00:43:32,159 --> 00:43:35,920
of the blue, and there was a lot of uncertainty

769
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:41,519
about whether or not it would impact Earth. Initially it

770
00:43:41,599 --> 00:43:45,000
was determined that it would collide with the Earth in

771
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:50,360
twenty thirty two. The possibility of that happening is one

772
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,840
to three percent, which doesn't sound like a lot, but

773
00:43:53,599 --> 00:43:57,320
it is. It is something to think about what happened

774
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:01,840
during this period after they discovered it, they kept raising

775
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,719
the possibility. First it was zero percent, then they went

776
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,920
to one percent. A couple of days later they went

777
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,880
to two percent, and then recently, as recently as a

778
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,039
couple of weeks ago, they went up to three percent.

779
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:19,000
And then all of a sudden they came back and said,

780
00:44:19,039 --> 00:44:22,440
oh no, nasak back I said, it's not going to

781
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:28,000
be a problem. It's now been determined that it has

782
00:44:28,159 --> 00:44:30,159
zero percent of hitting us.

783
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,679
Speaker 7: In the near future.

784
00:44:36,639 --> 00:44:40,119
Speaker 10: Now. The thing was, the scary thing was they didn't

785
00:44:40,199 --> 00:44:43,719
say you're not going to hit us for thirty years

786
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:48,360
or something. But anyways, the big thing about this is

787
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:52,239
that although the twenty four yr four was determined to

788
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:56,119
be relatively small, only forty to ninety meters in size.

789
00:44:58,119 --> 00:45:06,519
It is comparable the asteroid that flattened the Tugusta region.

790
00:45:06,599 --> 00:45:09,360
If you recall in Siberia, we've talked about this back

791
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:13,119
in nineteen oh eight. It flattened an eight hundred and

792
00:45:13,159 --> 00:45:19,320
thirty mile area of Siberia. Now this is thought to

793
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:23,679
be that same size, but now as they're getting a

794
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:27,320
closer look, they think it may even be bigger. Now,

795
00:45:28,079 --> 00:45:30,800
the big problem with these small ones is that it's

796
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:34,000
not the size as much as is the speed that

797
00:45:34,039 --> 00:45:35,760
it would impact the Earth.

798
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 5: That's what he said, you know my second emotion.

799
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 10: Oh anyways, I will disregard that comment from the hit song.

800
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,079
Speaker 8: This this is sperience emotion.

801
00:45:51,639 --> 00:45:54,639
Speaker 10: This is serious stuff we're talking about. Don't laugh at all.

802
00:45:56,039 --> 00:45:58,239
You know you might be right around the corner your

803
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:04,119
last day. Anyways, because of the uncertainty in the size

804
00:46:04,159 --> 00:46:07,000
of it, it was decided that they were going to

805
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,639
bring the James Web telescope into the picture, and that

806
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,840
if you know that, you know that was this telescope

807
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:19,440
that was built a few years ago. Yes, in fact,

808
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:24,679
it's the largest strongest telescope ever in the sky.

809
00:46:25,159 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 8: Yep.

810
00:46:25,519 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 10: So for them to make that move to turn it

811
00:46:28,519 --> 00:46:32,119
toward this asteroid is something that you know, it's been

812
00:46:32,159 --> 00:46:35,159
not telling us, but I always say to you, actions

813
00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:38,880
speak louder than words. Yes, okay, yeah, So what it's

814
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:42,360
going to do, even though right now it's been determined

815
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,760
that is the zero possibility of hitting us in the

816
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:49,159
near future, it's going to be coming back again on

817
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:53,280
twenty twenty twenty eight, four years. It's going to come

818
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,599
by here every four years.

819
00:46:54,679 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 7: Really holy, how is that that? It does that indicate

820
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,000
they're very close if they come around.

821
00:47:00,119 --> 00:47:04,559
Speaker 10: That's why they cause them close the Earth. But anyways,

822
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,519
they're gonna the telescope, they're going to aim it at that.

823
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,559
They're going to study the infrared light because that's the

824
00:47:11,599 --> 00:47:14,599
heat that emits from the asteroid.

825
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:15,199
Speaker 7: Okay.

826
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:20,119
Speaker 10: Now, the problem here is that although they're telling us

827
00:47:20,159 --> 00:47:23,440
don't worry about it, that it's a zero thing, a

828
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:27,000
couple of things of concern. You know, they just found

829
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,840
out you know, it was that close. It just came

830
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:30,840
from around the corner.

831
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,079
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, really very cool.

832
00:47:32,119 --> 00:47:35,119
Speaker 10: And again, as I've tried to alert folks, you know,

833
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,000
that's that's a scary thing. But and you know what

834
00:47:38,039 --> 00:47:40,800
they say about it hitting us in the foreseeable future.

835
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:46,119
What does that tell you? They really don't want to

836
00:47:46,159 --> 00:47:52,360
get in any detail. But anyways, the the asteroid completes

837
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:57,199
one orbit around the Sun approximately every four years. Okay, yeah, yeah,

838
00:47:57,519 --> 00:48:01,760
And the big concern that the astrologists have is that

839
00:48:02,119 --> 00:48:06,559
it could be nudged into a collision course due to

840
00:48:06,599 --> 00:48:12,239
the gravitational pull of the influence from the planets, the Moon,

841
00:48:13,079 --> 00:48:17,519
or other space objects. So the concern is if it,

842
00:48:17,679 --> 00:48:20,920
you know, bounces off the Moon when it gets close

843
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,000
to Yeah, yep, yeah, could you know bounce off us?

844
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:27,119
Speaker 7: See if it hits the Moon, and if it's very powerful,

845
00:48:27,679 --> 00:48:29,360
I wonder if there is any way it could throw

846
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,360
the Moon's orbit off. Because the Moon's orbit is so

847
00:48:32,519 --> 00:48:35,840
important to what happens on Earth, it's almost kind of scary.

848
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 10: Well mack, from what I understand at my thronoledge of this,

849
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:44,480
it would be too small to cause anything the size

850
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,920
of the Moon to be shifted. The biggest concern about

851
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:53,920
asteroids when the impact area, as in Russia, eight hundred

852
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:58,880
and thirty miles flat. Right yeah, now the other thing

853
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:03,760
is right now, the scary thing. The astrologists tell us

854
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:08,119
that there are about three thousand near Earth objects like

855
00:49:08,199 --> 00:49:11,840
this that are found each year. Three thousand they find

856
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:12,320
each year.

857
00:49:13,119 --> 00:49:14,519
Speaker 8: Let's keeping track of all of those.

858
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, Well, scientists estimate that there were about six

859
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:24,119
hundred thousand similar objects in size to the twenty four

860
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:28,119
y four, but only two percent of them twelve thousand,

861
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:32,760
have been found, according to the ESA, which is European

862
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:37,519
Space Agency. So the biggest concern here should be is

863
00:49:37,559 --> 00:49:42,119
that they located this thing seven years before it was

864
00:49:42,159 --> 00:49:45,400
projected to hit. They oventually projected US twenty thirty two.

865
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 7: Okay, yes, right.

866
00:49:47,079 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 10: The thing is, as we've learned from the DOT mission,

867
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,440
you call that where they went up there and they

868
00:49:53,519 --> 00:49:57,760
center rocket and try to shake up the asteroid they

869
00:49:58,559 --> 00:50:02,159
yeh yeah. The the thing with that is it usually

870
00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:04,039
needs a ten year lead time.

871
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,559
Speaker 7: That's insane, man, I can't wait that long.

872
00:50:08,679 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 10: Ice rocket based on the particular asteroid and get it going,

873
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:17,199
get it up there. And so anyways, with a seven

874
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,880
year lead time, we ain't got a chance.

875
00:50:19,159 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah ye.

876
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 10: But and I'm trying not to alarm people. I'm just

877
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,800
trying to do it a bad job of it. No,

878
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:30,239
I'm trying to make you aware that you know they're

879
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:35,000
downplaying again. Yes, these asteroids, and this one in particular

880
00:50:35,119 --> 00:50:38,519
because of the fact, you know that they couldn't figure

881
00:50:38,559 --> 00:50:40,719
it out. Now they said, well, it could be bigger,

882
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,119
but don't worry about it because it's not going to

883
00:50:43,199 --> 00:50:48,320
hit us in the foreseeable future. So what is foreseeable

884
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:49,519
future more?

885
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,639
Speaker 7: Wow? Yeah, yep, you can foresee that future.

886
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:57,440
Speaker 10: So anyways, the main thing now is they're putting a

887
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,679
lot of resources on it. Like I say, with that web, telescope,

888
00:51:01,199 --> 00:51:03,639
actions speak loud of the words. If they're taking that

889
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,719
telescope off its current sightings and they're going to do

890
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:11,079
that this month, that's telling you they really are concerned.

891
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,599
They just one of the problems with asteroids, you know,

892
00:51:14,679 --> 00:51:18,559
with the black ones, they can't see them far in advance, right,

893
00:51:19,519 --> 00:51:23,960
So that's why this web is going to help. But unfortunately,

894
00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:27,800
with the ten year timeframe that we presently have to

895
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,320
be able to develop a rocket and get it all

896
00:51:30,519 --> 00:51:34,119
going and get it up to where the asteroid is,

897
00:51:34,119 --> 00:51:39,639
isn't a proper lead time based not only on this asteroid,

898
00:51:39,679 --> 00:51:42,400
but they predict, like I told you, six hundred thousand

899
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,800
of them out there that could be right around the corner.

900
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:49,000
So anyways, the main thing is. I was pretty excited

901
00:51:49,039 --> 00:51:52,559
when I heard that they change the possibility of an

902
00:51:52,599 --> 00:51:56,760
impact is zero. Yes, and then as they continue during

903
00:51:56,760 --> 00:52:01,480
the week, they throw up these little tidbits foreseeable future

904
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,519
and they're still looking at it.

905
00:52:05,079 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 8: The future cares right now.

906
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,599
Speaker 10: But anyways, I just I just thought it was important

907
00:52:10,679 --> 00:52:12,760
enough to let our listeners.

908
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,559
Speaker 7: Know that the big one's coming.

909
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,280
Speaker 10: There's a lot going out there, and hopefully the big

910
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:18,880
one won't be here for a while.

911
00:52:18,599 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 8: But hopefully everybody at NASA the sky you know, every day,

912
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:28,679
I myself, I just want to be blindsided and flattened that.

913
00:52:29,199 --> 00:52:31,199
Speaker 7: You don't want to know. That's good, I understand.

914
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:36,119
Speaker 10: Anyways, I'm sorry to be down because it started. I

915
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:37,880
was going to be pretty excited and give you a

916
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,000
positive news and then all of a sudden during the week,

917
00:52:41,079 --> 00:52:45,039
they threw us this curveball.

918
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 7: Yes, I'll be up a.

919
00:52:45,639 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 10: Lot of nights now watching the view from the telescope

920
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,199
to see, you know, what they see, because they they

921
00:52:53,199 --> 00:52:56,320
are concerned that it might be bigger than they thought,

922
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,079
and the only way they can find out is with

923
00:52:58,159 --> 00:53:03,159
the web telescope and the that whole review there. So

924
00:53:03,159 --> 00:53:05,360
so let's keep our fingers and ice crossed.

925
00:53:05,639 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, wow, thank you.

926
00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:09,559
Speaker 10: Club questions are going to answer any.

927
00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:13,559
Speaker 7: Any questions, any questions from the autists as the dogs

928
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:14,519
go ahead, please.

929
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 13: Susan es so more more of a comment than than

930
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:19,400
a question.

931
00:53:20,119 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 5: Uh.

932
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 13: Can you imagine if they did announce uh, and you

933
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:33,559
know we had that it was going to hit us.

934
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:37,679
Speaker 4: It would almost drive you mad, knowing knowing, can't know anywhere,

935
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:38,639
You can't.

936
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 10: See movies, I think, interrupt you. But we've had movies

937
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,360
out there over the last twenty years. You may recall

938
00:53:46,119 --> 00:53:51,920
that that's what happened. They notified the world that this

939
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:55,679
thing was coming, and you saw what happened. People panicked,

940
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:57,960
the world goes ut. Yeah, but what do you expect

941
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:03,119
what to say to me? That's probably a normal reaction, Susan.

942
00:54:03,199 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 7: You know, what did it leak out? What did it

943
00:54:05,039 --> 00:54:07,840
leak out? These days, especially these days, man, that's hard

944
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,360
to keep a secret way off to get it.

945
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not just like a US thing. You'd have

946
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,079
to have like all of the countries, their government.

947
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 7: Yeah.

948
00:54:18,039 --> 00:54:21,280
Speaker 10: The European Space Agency, the ESA is pretty big in

949
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,960
this stuff. Yeah, yeah, you play a major role. This

950
00:54:24,079 --> 00:54:27,039
isn't just the United States with our astronomers and all

951
00:54:27,079 --> 00:54:32,599
that ESA has a lot of uh you know, resources

952
00:54:33,199 --> 00:54:36,559
in this in this effort. Also, so you're right, the

953
00:54:36,679 --> 00:54:40,559
rest of the world is just as concerned, right right,

954
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:43,159
But anyway, very.

955
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:46,760
Speaker 5: Bad if they knew it was happening and they didn't

956
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:47,920
tell me and I went to.

957
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:52,639
Speaker 10: Work work that day, Well, if you got your paycheck,

958
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:53,639
fir ust, you know you'd.

959
00:54:53,519 --> 00:54:56,239
Speaker 7: Be So just get another thirty year buggage.

960
00:54:56,320 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 8: Right, another reason, another reason for me to get least

961
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:03,000
three days worth of ready to eat food that lasts

962
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:03,960
for twenty five years.

963
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 7: I get a budget of that.

964
00:55:05,559 --> 00:55:08,800
Speaker 10: Man, And I think, keep an eye on your dog because,

965
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,960
as you know, this sensitive to many things.

966
00:55:12,119 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 7: Wow, and if he.

967
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:17,800
Speaker 10: Continues, if Benton continues to look up Benson to the

968
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:20,559
sky for a long period of time, look at the

969
00:55:21,079 --> 00:55:22,599
want to make some plans.

970
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 7: Yes, okay, if he goes, if he clos and hides

971
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,119
somewhere and just keeps looking up at the sky, I'd

972
00:55:31,119 --> 00:55:33,039
be worried. He's looking up at the sky. Now look

973
00:55:33,039 --> 00:55:33,400
at him.

974
00:55:34,039 --> 00:55:39,199
Speaker 13: As a joke, which it's kind of accurate, we call

975
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:43,360
him Doppler Dog because he'll just all of a sudden

976
00:55:43,559 --> 00:55:47,480
behave strangely and I'll say it must be going to

977
00:55:47,639 --> 00:55:53,199
rain and and I don't know right now.

978
00:55:53,280 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 10: So he's your no doubt about it, Bobby.

979
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:04,400
Speaker 8: Dogs can sense so many things. That's incredible. It's still

980
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,039
it's still discovering things that dogs can do.

981
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 7: Dogs are very smart. Now I have a question though, for.

982
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:12,599
Speaker 8: Us, Maken sense if you're going to have a stroke.

983
00:56:14,599 --> 00:56:15,800
They seizure, and.

984
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,440
Speaker 7: They don't have a dog in they sense what's happening

985
00:56:18,519 --> 00:56:21,480
right now? You don't know. Listen, I want to ask

986
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,320
Susie best you're the question. We can to take a break.

987
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:25,960
What kind of sub was that?

988
00:56:28,199 --> 00:56:30,760
Speaker 5: It's I'm in Connecticut, so it's a grinder.

989
00:56:31,599 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 17: Right, a website? Yeah? Oh well I don't know. Okay,

990
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,320
please Susie. Susie's on grinder.

991
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 7: That's a good.

992
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:47,840
Speaker 9: Title, grider.

993
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 5: It's very interesting, my friends.

994
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 7: All right, tell us if we tell us that the

995
00:56:53,559 --> 00:56:56,719
grinder in Connecticut means a submarines sum is grinder? What

996
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,360
is that as a dating site? Right?

997
00:56:59,159 --> 00:57:04,599
Speaker 5: It's no, it's the gay mail hookups, not like so

998
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,519
like Tinder will say, you know there's you know, this

999
00:57:07,559 --> 00:57:11,000
person is ten miles away, Grinder will be like, this

1000
00:57:11,039 --> 00:57:13,199
person is ten feet away, and then you look around

1001
00:57:13,199 --> 00:57:14,599
the room like who is it?

1002
00:57:15,039 --> 00:57:15,519
Speaker 7: Yeah? Wow?

1003
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,599
Speaker 11: And then you go on to the back crowd at

1004
00:57:17,599 --> 00:57:21,000
the facilities, but I don't know.

1005
00:57:20,559 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 5: They Yeah, there's lots of bathrooms.

1006
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,679
Speaker 7: Then how do you know about it? If you don't mind, as.

1007
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 4: I've friends friends defense.

1008
00:57:35,199 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 13: I'm pretty sure Al was the one that jumped in

1009
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:39,679
with that information.

1010
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 7: Wow, please set eleven feet away.

1011
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,719
Speaker 11: Wow, I didn't know. You know, did that bush make

1012
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:49,039
it from North Carolina here that fast? Because I just

1013
00:57:49,079 --> 00:57:50,000
got thrown under it?

1014
00:57:50,159 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 8: Wow?

1015
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 7: Was great? Wow?

1016
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,559
Speaker 11: Okay, well listen, I can't take it. Yeah, well, I

1017
00:57:56,599 --> 00:57:57,760
was just asking for a friend.

1018
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 7: I mean, come comercial break now and calm down and regroup.

1019
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,480
And when we write back after this, thank you club

1020
00:58:05,519 --> 00:58:07,360
for that for scaring the crap out of all of us.

1021
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:10,920
We appreciate it. Let's get the club please, just heaven,

1022
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,840
I'll going to clap the club because our day's a

1023
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:15,360
number good club.

1024
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:18,639
Speaker 8: That we cleared the air with the grinderredation that was

1025
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:22,440
our social media for two media secret of the show.

1026
00:58:22,559 --> 00:58:24,559
Speaker 7: Yeah right, he knows how the dog ran away when

1027
00:58:24,559 --> 00:58:27,960
we brought that up. All right, so when don't we

1028
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,679
do this, why don't we take a commercial and We'll

1029
00:58:30,719 --> 00:58:33,360
be right back after this. You're listening to Macloney's Militreke's

1030
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:36,239
I'll show here in the distance under Radio Network. Please

1031
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,360
stay tuned.

1032
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Speaker 20: Do you know where the world's most secret bases are located?

1043
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Do you know what spooky action at a distance means?

1044
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Is there a conspiracy by aliens to prevent us from

1045
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conquering space?

1046
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Speaker 8: And where is the best.

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Speaker 8: And I just kept going on and on about myself.

1062
01:00:17,159 --> 01:00:19,679
I'm taking a leak in the driveway. Just I know

1063
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:22,599
you'd like to talk to total stranger. This story has

1064
01:00:22,599 --> 01:00:24,400
got nothing to do with the Bruins Gang. It's what

1065
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:27,159
happened with Grandma. I was wondering if those were Sado

1066
01:00:27,239 --> 01:00:33,039
masochism straps or something. But I digress from what I

1067
01:00:33,039 --> 01:00:33,400
don't know.

1068
01:00:33,519 --> 01:00:36,920
Speaker 20: Get into the beautiful mind of one one only on

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1070
01:01:20,679 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 7: Wow Wow Wow.

1071
01:01:22,199 --> 01:01:23,159
Speaker 8: Wow wow wow.

1072
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 7: I'll come back and to Macaloney's mind the track Saw show.

1073
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:30,119
You're in the Distant Thunda or Radio Network. This is Macaronie. Well,

1074
01:01:30,159 --> 01:01:34,480
just show me over here tonight. But first let me

1075
01:01:34,519 --> 01:01:37,559
introduce the members of the Plastic Girls. You know, he's

1076
01:01:37,599 --> 01:01:41,440
here nine days away from coming back to our show.

1077
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,079
It's the very familiar one one.

1078
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:47,400
Speaker 8: Hello mac Hello, everybody, welcome back to the show. I've

1079
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:50,440
been enjoying it so far. It's didn't in my ass

1080
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:51,559
off in the last segment.

1081
01:01:51,679 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 7: Jeez, good stop laughing. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it was

1082
01:01:56,840 --> 01:02:00,920
funny and the last dis continue. So let me just

1083
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,679
very quickly, in ten words and less, what are you

1084
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:09,280
going to miss the most about England? Actually?

1085
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:13,559
Speaker 8: The people are people, very friendly, very nice. Yes, they

1086
01:02:13,599 --> 01:02:18,599
love Americans, do they really? Yeah? They do. They get

1087
01:02:18,599 --> 01:02:20,519
a kick out of Americans and they get a kick

1088
01:02:20,519 --> 01:02:21,639
out of Canadians too.

1089
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 7: Really well, aren't you like monkeys on the end of

1090
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:27,039
the leaf then with the organ grinder and I'll just

1091
01:02:27,079 --> 01:02:29,000
do a little lack damn monkeys.

1092
01:02:29,599 --> 01:02:34,079
Speaker 8: I do play that role sometimes a takeaway shop at

1093
01:02:34,119 --> 01:02:38,679
getting some food okay, yeah, this one shops near me.

1094
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,960
The girls that work there just to love to talk

1095
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,039
to me, and it's not the kind of place we

1096
01:02:44,119 --> 01:02:47,159
have a lot of time to talk, but they just

1097
01:02:47,199 --> 01:02:49,320
get a kick out of I don't know. I don't

1098
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:51,280
know what I'm doing and just talking.

1099
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 7: You know, it's your personality that my friend I guess anyway, something, Yes,

1100
01:02:58,039 --> 01:03:03,280
it is something anyway. Also with us as our senior

1101
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:07,559
international correspondent down there and my sister's tank, West Virginia,

1102
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:10,599
Swiss fleet, see would switchy great.

1103
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 9: To be here, and you know everybody else has been

1104
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:15,320
holding up signs with disgusting words on them all, so

1105
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:16,760
I wanted to join in.

1106
01:03:17,239 --> 01:03:20,679
Speaker 7: Please kitty letter, what's that's.

1107
01:03:24,199 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 4: Wow?

1108
01:03:24,599 --> 01:03:27,280
Speaker 7: Okay, thank you, thank you for not saying that.

1109
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:31,559
Speaker 9: Okay, wow, I just want to be I want to

1110
01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:32,000
be left out.

1111
01:03:32,039 --> 01:03:38,559
Speaker 7: That's very random. Okay, okay, well anyway, thank you switch

1112
01:03:38,599 --> 01:03:40,360
A Journeys. We appreciate it.

1113
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:40,960
Speaker 9: My pleasure.

1114
01:03:42,159 --> 01:03:45,760
Speaker 7: Also with us is down there, oh is right here

1115
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:51,800
in a mobile studio, producer, engineer. Wow, the kiddies fail,

1116
01:03:52,039 --> 01:03:54,840
l Ronaldo L Hello, Max, Hello everybody.

1117
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:58,199
Speaker 11: I don't have a funny sign, you know, I just

1118
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:00,719
I can.

1119
01:03:59,639 --> 01:04:02,000
Speaker 7: Face you know right? You make what up?

1120
01:04:02,199 --> 01:04:02,400
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1121
01:04:02,519 --> 01:04:05,320
Speaker 7: I don't. Haven't been a piece of paper. Okay, yeah,

1122
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:10,079
we're always running out of paper bamboo as the kids say. Yeah,

1123
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:13,280
thank you all for joining us. We had a little

1124
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:17,639
technical difficulty little couple of glitches hit today, but not bad.

1125
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:25,840
Speaker 11: I believe it was the instability of the internet connection. Yes, okay,

1126
01:04:26,119 --> 01:04:28,920
maybe somebody who was running some heavy duty credit card

1127
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:36,559
stuff through the internet. Hopefully they put our bill on that.

1128
01:04:36,679 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that would that would take a while. Also

1129
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:48,280
with US IS Security Chief, International Seniors International Senior Security Chief,

1130
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:55,320
Willie Club Willie great to be Yes, okay, wow that's

1131
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:59,519
your middle name. I'll tell you tonight. I agree with one.

1132
01:04:59,599 --> 01:05:02,840
You know, the a lot of lightness to the show tonight.

1133
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:06,280
We need that sometimes, you know, because one of the

1134
01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:09,119
things I wanted to tell you, you know when my asteroid

1135
01:05:09,159 --> 01:05:12,880
study is that the asteroids have.

1136
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:18,079
Speaker 10: An impact on things like zoom and that when they're close,

1137
01:05:18,639 --> 01:05:21,039
it sort of tells you that they could be part

1138
01:05:21,079 --> 01:05:26,519
of the problem tonight with your connection to be on

1139
01:05:26,599 --> 01:05:28,920
the alert, it's an indicator.

1140
01:05:28,679 --> 01:05:33,199
Speaker 7: That asteroid missed us. Now, well there's there's one.

1141
01:05:33,159 --> 01:05:38,239
Speaker 10: Hundred thousand out there, so it's you know that's could

1142
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,840
be disruptive if they move in and out. We don't

1143
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:43,360
see them, so just say, you know, they do correct

1144
01:05:43,719 --> 01:05:46,719
create problems with our telecommunications.

1145
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:47,599
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1146
01:05:49,159 --> 01:05:54,199
Speaker 11: One quick question, Club is they said that that after

1147
01:05:54,239 --> 01:05:56,199
he's going to miss us this time, but it's going

1148
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:59,920
to be back in four years. Right, So when they

1149
01:06:00,079 --> 01:06:03,079
say is no imminent danger, that means that maybe on

1150
01:06:03,119 --> 01:06:06,239
this flyby it misses, but in four years it comes

1151
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:08,719
back and it's it's uh bullseye.

1152
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, but they won't be direct because they said foreseeable future.

1153
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:15,039
Speaker 11: Yeah, well, foreseeable, but you know four years is you know,

1154
01:06:15,199 --> 01:06:16,960
it depends on your definition and foreseeable.

1155
01:06:17,239 --> 01:06:20,480
Speaker 7: You can track these things very precisely, you know in space.

1156
01:06:20,639 --> 01:06:22,960
Depending is depends on what.

1157
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:26,480
Speaker 10: Let me correct the understanding there. It's not that it's

1158
01:06:26,519 --> 01:06:29,800
going to hit in twenty twenty eight. It's projected to

1159
01:06:30,039 --> 01:06:34,199
get the closest in twenty thirty two. Okay, seven years,

1160
01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:37,679
but it just so happens it gets in our proximity

1161
01:06:37,719 --> 01:06:40,800
every four years, right, So yeah, that could change if

1162
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,480
it bounces off the moon or something, or if.

1163
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,199
Speaker 7: It hits a gravitational field.

1164
01:06:45,559 --> 01:06:49,559
Speaker 10: You know when you play the different games, you know,

1165
01:06:49,599 --> 01:06:53,239
you're with the balls and stuff you so anyways, in

1166
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:53,840
answer to.

1167
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:57,079
Speaker 7: Your question, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gets her asked about how.

1168
01:06:57,039 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 8: Many miles away from the Earth is considered.

1169
01:07:01,159 --> 01:07:01,480
Speaker 7: Close.

1170
01:07:02,639 --> 01:07:04,920
Speaker 10: I'll say a couple of hundred thousand, but I'm not

1171
01:07:05,079 --> 01:07:08,119
sure I should know that at the top of my head,

1172
01:07:08,119 --> 01:07:10,719
but the moment, that's so much going on in my

1173
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:12,239
head right now that.

1174
01:07:13,519 --> 01:07:15,679
Speaker 8: It's an amazing head you have there. You should be

1175
01:07:15,679 --> 01:07:17,679
proud of it, you know.

1176
01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:23,960
Speaker 10: I I won't say anything about that. Thank you.

1177
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:28,599
Speaker 8: And once again our hosts are eating and drinking.

1178
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:33,639
Speaker 7: No, yes, well it turns out yes, yes, yeah, thank you, Dave.

1179
01:07:34,239 --> 01:07:38,400
Speaker 8: So probably having a black and blue burger with ournion

1180
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:41,039
rings and a Espressed with martini.

1181
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:43,599
Speaker 7: But let's no, not yet. We're waiting for you to

1182
01:07:43,599 --> 01:07:44,920
come home that kind of stuff.

1183
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:47,320
Speaker 10: Let me just say one, I'm looking forward to you

1184
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:48,159
coming back home.

1185
01:07:48,199 --> 01:07:48,800
Speaker 9: I really am.

1186
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:51,119
Speaker 7: Well, thank you. Yeah, you're going to pick up about

1187
01:07:51,159 --> 01:07:53,400
seven tabs in a row. Okay, you ready for that?

1188
01:07:55,039 --> 01:07:59,119
Also with us, we introduced uh no, Susan uh, SUS's

1189
01:07:59,159 --> 01:08:01,400
best still down there? And excuse we Connecticut? Do we

1190
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:02,960
introduce you yet, Susie?

1191
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,159
Speaker 5: Not yet this time?

1192
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:07,480
Speaker 7: Okay? So what kind of sub did you have? I

1193
01:08:07,519 --> 01:08:11,440
missed that? What kind of grinder did you have?

1194
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:15,880
Speaker 5: Speaking and grinder? So I was thinking of when one

1195
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:17,600
and one gets back, we should all go on a

1196
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:20,439
field trip and maybe like look for UFOs or something.

1197
01:08:21,039 --> 01:08:24,439
But maybe instead we download grinder and go to Petown.

1198
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:28,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, I haven't been a province town a long time.

1199
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:31,560
Speaker 11: Don't they tell you about Petown? Okay, if you drop

1200
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:34,319
your wallet, kick it all the way to Turo Okay.

1201
01:08:34,399 --> 01:08:37,399
Speaker 7: Yeah, right, that's offensive to some people.

1202
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:43,119
Speaker 8: It's well, I can blend it with that crowd.

1203
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:49,199
Speaker 7: Okay, hopefully they see a lot of UFOs there. It's

1204
01:08:49,239 --> 01:08:51,479
at the very end, the very tip of Cape Cod.

1205
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:53,359
It takes a while to drive down there. We used

1206
01:08:53,359 --> 01:08:56,000
to hook school and by the time it took us

1207
01:08:56,039 --> 01:08:57,760
to drive down that, we had to turn around and

1208
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,680
get back, you know what I mean. So it's it's

1209
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,760
two and a half three hours anyway to get all

1210
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:05,359
the way out there. It's a nice, little quaint place.

1211
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:08,000
It's it's it's a it's a place for gay people

1212
01:09:08,039 --> 01:09:12,359
for years, right, decades, right, but it's nice. But what

1213
01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:15,439
I've heard is, you know that the the ferry goes

1214
01:09:15,479 --> 01:09:18,439
back and forth to Boston all the time, and then

1215
01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:20,880
like they've tried to like take over the ferry. They're

1216
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:24,439
all drunk and they've had like fights in the ferry.

1217
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:26,760
The cops are waiting for the ferry.

1218
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:29,520
Speaker 5: To pull up on the block Island.

1219
01:09:29,159 --> 01:09:35,840
Speaker 7: Fer Yeah yeah, but people why because they're drunk. If

1220
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:39,039
they're coming back, they usually loaded, that's the thing. But

1221
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,760
wow wow, okay, all right, I don't know how we

1222
01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:46,600
started talking about Providence Town, but apparently one one's gonna visit.

1223
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:49,159
Speaker 8: It's that's our travel segment of the show.

1224
01:09:49,239 --> 01:09:53,439
Speaker 7: Okay, good, yeah, report to us how it is. Okay, yeah,

1225
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:56,920
thank you, uh and thank you, Susie. Okay, and so

1226
01:09:57,119 --> 01:09:59,520
will you please tell us what kind of sam would

1227
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:02,920
you have? I'm thinking like it's gonna be vegetarians.

1228
01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:09,920
Speaker 5: It was a turkey grinder and it had lettuce, olives, onions,

1229
01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:12,960
banana peppers, and.

1230
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:16,399
Speaker 8: Sandwich what.

1231
01:10:18,399 --> 01:10:18,800
Speaker 7: Vomits?

1232
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:22,279
Speaker 8: I don't know, Susan, that's that sounds good, Susie.

1233
01:10:22,319 --> 01:10:25,199
Speaker 7: That's uh yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you everyone.

1234
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,039
Speaker 8: I'd lose the lettuce part of it, but the rest

1235
01:10:28,079 --> 01:10:28,960
of it is, Yeah, that's.

1236
01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 14: Too healthy from the lettuce, but I would put some

1237
01:10:34,119 --> 01:10:35,600
spinach on it instead.

1238
01:10:35,239 --> 01:10:38,000
Speaker 7: Of why bother at that point? But why you really

1239
01:10:38,079 --> 01:10:40,840
you like the really hot stuff? Is that the hot food?

1240
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:41,640
I should say.

1241
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:47,279
Speaker 5: I am as compared to my child who will just

1242
01:10:47,479 --> 01:10:49,319
like eat a Scotch bonnet pepper hole.

1243
01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:55,239
Speaker 7: So it was a little right, but but but what

1244
01:10:55,279 --> 01:10:57,800
does it do? I mean, could that be the problem

1245
01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:02,319
with your back because it turns.

1246
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:03,640
Speaker 5: And the peppers would actually help with pain, But.

1247
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:13,720
Speaker 7: Banana peppers aren't they like crazy? Pain is a murder, right, yeah, okay, okay, yeah,

1248
01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:17,760
well that's good. So yeah, turkey grinding with all the

1249
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:20,520
hot stuff. Okay, well that's good. Now I want the

1250
01:11:21,279 --> 01:11:24,520
I want the ground, but not the hot stuff. They

1251
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:28,000
call them, don't they hoes in Boston? They call them

1252
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:32,840
spucky spucky spucky roll.

1253
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:37,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. In Lowell it was a

1254
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:44,439
shop that featured hot hogies. Yeah, they were good. Yeah.

1255
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:47,720
I think that's a big Tucket boulevard there.

1256
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:52,159
Speaker 11: I grew up right outside of Lowell. That big that's who.

1257
01:11:53,159 --> 01:11:57,880
Speaker 8: All the races line up at first. So you check

1258
01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:01,279
all your mechanics at the boulevard. What was the name

1259
01:12:01,279 --> 01:12:03,399
of that, Tony's?

1260
01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:05,079
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Tony Subshop.

1261
01:12:05,119 --> 01:12:05,199
Speaker 6: Ye.

1262
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:08,560
Speaker 8: To anyone who has the hot hogey and onion rings

1263
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:11,399
and you've already got your six pack of budwires, you're

1264
01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:12,319
ready to go racing.

1265
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,159
Speaker 7: Bottle little bottles, go to the submarine.

1266
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:18,359
Speaker 8: Rate a quarter mile from uh that set of lights

1267
01:12:18,439 --> 01:12:19,640
to Lowell Tech.

1268
01:12:21,479 --> 01:12:23,399
Speaker 7: This is local. But I should tell anyone who is

1269
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:27,520
driving through Masters should drive through beautiful Lowell, right it

1270
01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:30,920
just make sure you make sure it does a lot to.

1271
01:12:32,279 --> 01:12:35,479
Speaker 11: The funny thing. The funny thing about Lowell that no

1272
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:37,000
one talks about anymore.

1273
01:12:37,199 --> 01:12:37,600
Speaker 7: Go ahead.

1274
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:40,399
Speaker 11: There used to be a big, big deal was there

1275
01:12:40,399 --> 01:12:42,800
were a couple of colleges there. There was originally Low

1276
01:12:43,199 --> 01:12:46,680
Technological Institute and Low State Teachers.

1277
01:12:46,319 --> 01:12:48,680
Speaker 7: College Lowell State Teachers which is.

1278
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:54,079
Speaker 11: Now morphed into University of Lowell, Massachusetts.

1279
01:12:54,199 --> 01:12:54,720
Speaker 7: Right now.

1280
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:58,079
Speaker 11: One of the things that right now what one of

1281
01:12:58,079 --> 01:13:03,680
the things that Low Technological Institute was all engineers. They

1282
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:09,600
were so unpleasant when they merged with Little State Teachers

1283
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:14,079
College because they thought that they were so superior as engineers.

1284
01:13:15,279 --> 01:13:16,880
But the interesting part is when you go down to

1285
01:13:16,880 --> 01:13:19,199
the Low Lawrence Boulevard, you say, with that quarter mile

1286
01:13:19,279 --> 01:13:21,920
run is when you hit the waves, which is the

1287
01:13:22,279 --> 01:13:27,319
real wavy, a real curving part. There's this big building

1288
01:13:27,399 --> 01:13:30,800
sitting right alongside the Merrimack River and it's a nuclear

1289
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:34,920
reactor exactly. And back in the fifties that all their

1290
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:38,359
advertising was we have our own nuclear reactor. You can

1291
01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:41,079
learn how to run a nuclear reactor. And then all

1292
01:13:41,119 --> 01:13:45,119
of a sudden when they became not you know, copoesthetic

1293
01:13:45,199 --> 01:13:47,680
here all of a sudden, everybody shut up about it.

1294
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:50,760
But there are houses within five hundred feet of this

1295
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:54,760
nuke and it's just sitting there. Maybe I don't know

1296
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:57,199
if they use it anymore, maybe the asteroid, but you know,

1297
01:13:57,239 --> 01:14:00,840
it's still I would say, graduate of low. It's a

1298
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:04,319
dirty bomb right in the middle of the city, and

1299
01:14:04,479 --> 01:14:07,399
all of a sudden, it's very, very wide if.

1300
01:14:07,239 --> 01:14:12,800
Speaker 7: It goes off, And I'm sorry, I have to call

1301
01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:15,199
the show to a half for a second because there's

1302
01:14:15,239 --> 01:14:19,680
a cat. Don't don't, don't don't do that, don't don't

1303
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:22,520
set Yeah, yeah, put that down. Put the bomb thing down?

1304
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:23,720
What is that?

1305
01:14:24,039 --> 01:14:27,760
Speaker 9: It's the dog, that's a fair, it's Lucy.

1306
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:32,920
Speaker 11: It's a Marshipio, right, mister Ward. Don't you have to

1307
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:36,159
sleep Steve, Steve, no Marsipio.

1308
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,520
Speaker 9: Either Marstow or a faire. And I get him confused.

1309
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:44,960
Speaker 8: So when you're when you're going over the waves, well

1310
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,159
do you take the inside lane or the outside lane?

1311
01:14:47,199 --> 01:14:49,760
You better make sure your your shocks and handling equipment

1312
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:52,520
is up to snuff, right, am I right, you're right.

1313
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,600
It was my Mustang was able to handle that. My

1314
01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:57,680
friend's Barracuda was not able to handle it.

1315
01:14:57,720 --> 01:15:03,439
Speaker 11: Okay, the waves I put I used to be able

1316
01:15:03,439 --> 01:15:07,039
to take that at seventy miles an hour, and then

1317
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:10,039
I ended up putting a front sway bar in the car,

1318
01:15:10,079 --> 01:15:12,279
and I could take it at eighty and then the

1319
01:15:12,279 --> 01:15:14,239
back of the car would start to start to go

1320
01:15:14,279 --> 01:15:16,920
a little bit, but the front was locked down. Then

1321
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:19,159
I put the rear swaybar on and I could go

1322
01:15:19,199 --> 01:15:21,760
through it at ninety. The problem was it was a

1323
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:23,920
red light not too far away from it.

1324
01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:25,600
Speaker 7: The red light is like right there.

1325
01:15:27,960 --> 01:15:32,680
Speaker 11: The problem, someone explained to me later on, was and

1326
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:33,920
again this I don't want to get in the car

1327
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,039
talk here.

1328
01:15:35,199 --> 01:15:35,560
Speaker 7: You just go.

1329
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:40,680
Speaker 11: What happens is if you drive a car that has

1330
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:44,720
sway bars that are really locked down tight, you can

1331
01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:47,159
go through a corner. In my case, it was twenty

1332
01:15:47,159 --> 01:15:50,800
miles an hour faster, and the car stayed on the road.

1333
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:54,079
But the one thing that no one really warned you

1334
01:15:54,119 --> 01:15:57,399
about was when you finally did push it beyond the

1335
01:15:57,439 --> 01:16:00,520
capacity of the sway bars to hold it. Yes, it

1336
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:04,079
didn't come out in a controlled fashion that you could

1337
01:16:04,119 --> 01:16:06,319
see it coming, and all of a sudden just lost

1338
01:16:06,359 --> 01:16:09,039
everything and you were sideways and then you were backwards

1339
01:16:09,079 --> 01:16:11,199
and then you you did about three spins before the

1340
01:16:11,199 --> 01:16:14,880
car actually stopped. Nice so and the funny part.

1341
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:18,920
Speaker 8: Was south going up and down. That that's the seat

1342
01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:22,079
belt of all of our racing quarter miles with people

1343
01:16:22,119 --> 01:16:27,680
and and you know that'd be uh, okay, you you lose, okay,

1344
01:16:27,680 --> 01:16:29,319
who's the next guy? Who's the next step?

1345
01:16:29,399 --> 01:16:32,560
Speaker 7: And one you're not. You're not apressing at all, I

1346
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:34,199
don't think so.

1347
01:16:34,319 --> 01:16:36,680
Speaker 5: I used My first car was a seventy four Nova.

1348
01:16:37,119 --> 01:16:39,840
Speaker 8: Oh nice, yeah, people three ninety six in it?

1349
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:43,479
Speaker 5: Right, No, I had a well when I got it,

1350
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:45,039
it had a straight six in it. And then I

1351
01:16:45,079 --> 01:16:46,720
put a ram Jet three fifty in it.

1352
01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:53,000
Speaker 7: Hang on, please please people.

1353
01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:54,800
Speaker 5: Who try to race me all the time, and then

1354
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:57,039
they'd get up to me and like realize I was

1355
01:16:57,079 --> 01:17:02,760
a teenage er right nervous about it and have second thoughts.

1356
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,079
Speaker 7: Wow, so you put they took it.

1357
01:17:05,119 --> 01:17:07,119
Speaker 8: They thought that you could just blow you right off

1358
01:17:07,159 --> 01:17:08,439
because you were just a chick.

1359
01:17:08,279 --> 01:17:09,520
Speaker 7: R yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

1360
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:12,920
Speaker 8: Well, regardless of the card badging.

1361
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:15,079
Speaker 5: On the car, I would get pulled over all the time,

1362
01:17:15,159 --> 01:17:17,239
regardless of if I was speeding or not, because I

1363
01:17:17,279 --> 01:17:21,920
also had like stupid dumb mufflers on it. Really, is

1364
01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:22,960
this your boyfriend's car?

1365
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:27,399
Speaker 8: That's the ultimate in let's throw you over the in

1366
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:31,840
So this must be your boyfriend passed out in the back.

1367
01:17:33,479 --> 01:17:37,119
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, I mean if walking down this memory lane.

1368
01:17:37,199 --> 01:17:40,479
I knew this kid growing up and he had you know,

1369
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:45,680
Chevy's were a Biscayne and Power. That was the that

1370
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:48,399
was up right, So he got a he got a

1371
01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:52,960
brand new Biscayne, which is a stripped down Chevy and Power.

1372
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:57,000
You know, no no no bells and whistles at all.

1373
01:17:57,359 --> 01:17:59,960
He puts tone blue, he puts a three ninety six

1374
01:18:00,079 --> 01:18:03,039
Senate right, and he puts a herse shifted down by

1375
01:18:03,079 --> 01:18:07,600
his foot, and he could down to Brockton and stuff.

1376
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:09,920
And people did they do the same thing? You know?

1377
01:18:10,079 --> 01:18:14,880
Come on, are you Kidnam was a sleeper? Yeah, so yeah,

1378
01:18:15,279 --> 01:18:18,279
I never had a canting anyway. Well, thank this is

1379
01:18:18,399 --> 01:18:23,479
kin to back his military. So we're going to pivot,

1380
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:26,319
as the kids say, to switchy. As it turns out,

1381
01:18:26,399 --> 01:18:29,399
let's clap the switchy because then he might take those

1382
01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:30,319
glasses of the.

1383
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:33,800
Speaker 9: Yeah you ready?

1384
01:18:34,039 --> 01:18:35,119
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, so.

1385
01:18:37,479 --> 01:18:38,560
Speaker 9: This is for you club.

1386
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:43,720
Speaker 7: Oh even Okay, back and forth anyway.

1387
01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:46,479
Speaker 9: This comes from a series of books by John Hansen

1388
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:51,079
and Don Holloway, Haunted Skies. They're just oversized books. They're

1389
01:18:51,399 --> 01:18:53,880
they're filled with all kinds of photographs and information. He

1390
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:58,079
has a series devoted to uh Britain, and then he

1391
01:18:58,119 --> 01:19:01,279
also has a series devoted to just kind of UFOs

1392
01:19:01,279 --> 01:19:03,800
in general, and once in a while there'll be one

1393
01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:07,159
that covers Australia and New Zealand something like that. But

1394
01:19:07,199 --> 01:19:11,319
they're just superb books. This comes from Wiltshire, which is

1395
01:19:11,399 --> 01:19:16,279
the home of Warminster. Now Warminster was probably it may

1396
01:19:16,319 --> 01:19:22,199
still be a UFO hotspot and the strange events really

1397
01:19:22,479 --> 01:19:27,479
seemed to start in the mid sixties. Arthur Shuttlewood. I

1398
01:19:27,479 --> 01:19:30,520
remember reading years ago, decades ago. I got a hold

1399
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:33,800
of the Warminster Mystery by Arthur Shuttlewood. He was a

1400
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:37,680
newspaper man and he also wrote maybe five or six

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01:19:37,720 --> 01:19:40,880
books to follow this, all about Warminster, and there's other

1402
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:45,840
ones that have been written. It started started on Christmas

1403
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:49,000
Day in nineteen sixty four. A lady named missus Mildred Head.

1404
01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:52,640
She woke up about one thirty am and something was

1405
01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:56,439
pounding on the roof. It sounded like giant hailstones, and

1406
01:19:56,479 --> 01:19:59,880
she also heard kind of a humming noise. The pounding

1407
01:20:00,079 --> 01:20:02,880
the roof is something fairly common even in the uh

1408
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:06,840
the Mothman sightings, that people out in the middle of

1409
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:09,399
nowhere would have these this pounding on the roof. I

1410
01:20:09,439 --> 01:20:13,520
don't know if it was related or not. But then

1411
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:19,680
also there was a woman that she was on her

1412
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:23,439
way to church and this is this is Christmas Day again,

1413
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:27,560
sixty four Marjorie By she was walking to church and

1414
01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:29,880
all of a sudden she heard she was kind of

1415
01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:34,079
she heard the sound vibration, and it was like something

1416
01:20:34,159 --> 01:20:36,800
was trying to push her down to the ground. And

1417
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:40,239
she made her way to church. But this is how

1418
01:20:40,239 --> 01:20:42,800
it kind of started. They called this thing. This this

1419
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:46,000
the thing. And but they also were seeing a lot

1420
01:20:46,039 --> 01:20:50,279
of a lot of UFO sidings apparently metallic craft and

1421
01:20:50,359 --> 01:20:55,600
strange lights. And there were places like Star Hill and

1422
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:59,279
Cradle Hill were a couple spots where people would see

1423
01:20:59,279 --> 01:21:04,960
a lot of this phenomena. Now I picked up one.

1424
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:09,239
I mean, there's so many bizarre incidents that happened there.

1425
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:13,039
This one is it's a kind of an indication that

1426
01:21:13,279 --> 01:21:15,119
I don't know what we're dealing with. If people think

1427
01:21:15,479 --> 01:21:19,119
we're dealing with aliens from space, this doesn't fit. But

1428
01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:22,479
I don't know what this does fit. A mister and

1429
01:21:22,479 --> 01:21:28,720
missus Ron McClure from Bournsmouth, they were walking along the

1430
01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:31,640
top of the path of Cradle Hill and they noticed

1431
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,800
a man, or at least some kind of a humanoid

1432
01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:36,560
figure that looked like a man. He was dressed in

1433
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:40,640
like a dark green denim like material, hood attached to

1434
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:45,000
the jacket obscuring his face. He's fairly tall. They gave

1435
01:21:45,079 --> 01:21:48,359
him a greeting and in response they had kind of

1436
01:21:48,359 --> 01:21:52,319
a deep gruff groan. Not very sociable, I guess. They

1437
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:56,279
moved on and were shocked. As they moved along further,

1438
01:21:56,600 --> 01:21:59,399
they were shocked to see the same entity, the same guy,

1439
01:22:00,199 --> 01:22:03,279
standing along the path and they couldn't figure out how

1440
01:22:03,279 --> 01:22:06,079
he got there. That's about two am, and there's other

1441
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:10,199
other stargazers up there looking for for UFOs and so forth.

1442
01:22:10,720 --> 01:22:14,800
Some of the other skywatchers. He heard them talking about, uh,

1443
01:22:15,119 --> 01:22:20,119
some strange figure that they saw and then and uh

1444
01:22:20,159 --> 01:22:22,560
that the three others came over that had seen that

1445
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:25,680
had talked about this this this apparently the same entity,

1446
01:22:26,319 --> 01:22:30,760
and their description was that this guy was very tall,

1447
01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:35,319
like six or seven feet and one man said that

1448
01:22:35,399 --> 01:22:38,479
this entity was holding some kind of an object, a

1449
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:42,600
silvery object not dissimilar to a flashlight, but not a flashlight,

1450
01:22:43,239 --> 01:22:48,680
and a bit odd shape. And supposedly it said, whatever

1451
01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:54,199
this was said go away, move on, so apparently in English. Now,

1452
01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:56,439
and he and one of the guys said, are you're

1453
01:22:56,439 --> 01:23:00,199
going to harm us? And this this entity said yes.

1454
01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:03,600
And a man named Rob said that he moved to

1455
01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:07,159
connect with the figure. Now, I don't know if I

1456
01:23:07,159 --> 01:23:09,880
believe that or not. If this thing that this is true.

1457
01:23:10,159 --> 01:23:12,199
And this thing was six or seven feet tall and

1458
01:23:12,239 --> 01:23:14,800
not very sociable, I don't know if anybody would actually

1459
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:20,720
approach it. But anyway, whatever it was vanished well. A

1460
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:24,119
year later, Ron and Jackie McClure were back in Bournsmouth,

1461
01:23:24,159 --> 01:23:28,800
This is August nineteen seventy four, and they were getting

1462
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:32,920
ready for bid and he was aware of a narrow

1463
01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:37,239
beam of light he could see through the bedroom window

1464
01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:40,880
shining on a nearby house. He made his wife aware

1465
01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:44,760
of it, and nothing seemed to happen, and she fell asleep.

1466
01:23:45,359 --> 01:23:47,920
Now he became very restless. He heard a dog barking

1467
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:51,960
in the distance, and then that stopped, and then he

1468
01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:55,359
heard a strange whining noise. He sais something was about

1469
01:23:55,399 --> 01:23:59,359
to happen. He looked out of his bedroom window and

1470
01:23:59,399 --> 01:24:02,920
saw right half moon object shining through the clouds, and

1471
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:06,880
it was dropping downwards, followed by a black, sort of

1472
01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:10,640
a transparent silhouette maybe five feet tall. They couldn't tell

1473
01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:13,600
from the distance, but very similar to what they had

1474
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:17,359
seen the year before and that they had seen on

1475
01:24:17,439 --> 01:24:21,359
Cradle Hill in Warminster. Then he felt a strange calmness.

1476
01:24:21,520 --> 01:24:25,079
His wife woke up briefly and said that her eyes

1477
01:24:25,119 --> 01:24:27,880
were sore from the bright light, but she was in

1478
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:29,600
a part of the room that she would not have seen,

1479
01:24:30,039 --> 01:24:31,520
like she was kind of out of the way of

1480
01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:35,439
the window. And then she fell back to sleep. Then

1481
01:24:35,439 --> 01:24:40,199
he heard the bedroom door open a few inches. Poltergeist

1482
01:24:40,239 --> 01:24:43,600
phenomenon is very very common in some of these experiences.

1483
01:24:44,199 --> 01:24:47,720
And then he saw the silhouette of the entity disappeared,

1484
01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:51,279
and he couldn't sleep the rest of the night, and

1485
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:55,800
all his wife remembered was something about a bright light. Now,

1486
01:24:55,960 --> 01:24:57,479
I don't know what the heck to make of this,

1487
01:24:57,640 --> 01:25:00,880
but it just it's kind of an indication and that

1488
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:05,199
you know, when we want to think about UFOs, aliens

1489
01:25:05,279 --> 01:25:07,359
or whatever we want to think of, you know, have

1490
01:25:07,479 --> 01:25:10,760
kind of a story with a beginning, middle and an

1491
01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:14,119
end something that makes sense. This makes absolutely no sense.

1492
01:25:15,159 --> 01:25:18,920
I encourage people to check on the Warminster mystery. There's

1493
01:25:19,439 --> 01:25:22,279
a lot of great books that cover it and it

1494
01:25:22,359 --> 01:25:25,760
is totally bizarre. And also this series Haunted Skies by

1495
01:25:26,359 --> 01:25:31,880
John Hanson. They're they're not terribly cheap, but they're very

1496
01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:38,439
thorough and uh, just absolutely fascinating. And that's my report

1497
01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:43,640
Haunted Skies by who John Hanson and Don Holloway. There's

1498
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:47,079
other authors that have contributed at different times, but they

1499
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:52,720
are they're just they're just oversized books, very thick, and

1500
01:25:52,960 --> 01:25:54,920
a lot of color photographs.

1501
01:25:56,159 --> 01:25:56,279
Speaker 2: Uh.

1502
01:25:56,319 --> 01:25:59,840
Speaker 9: They covered the uh, the Duvid enigma, the strange stuff

1503
01:25:59,840 --> 01:26:03,119
that happened in Wales in uh the south western Wales

1504
01:26:03,159 --> 01:26:07,560
in nineteen seventy seven, and they have you know, they

1505
01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:10,560
have the like follow ups of some of the children

1506
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:13,800
that were there that saw this thing back uh in

1507
01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:17,960
the seventies and uh, you know, reinterviewing them later and

1508
01:26:18,279 --> 01:26:21,279
it's just really really fascinating stuff.

1509
01:26:21,479 --> 01:26:27,000
Speaker 10: So is the Westminster Westminster isn't that known for a lot.

1510
01:26:26,800 --> 01:26:31,479
Speaker 9: Of weird Warminster. Yeah, that's the The first book on

1511
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:36,800
it was Arthur Shuttlewood's The Warminster Mystery, and it's it's

1512
01:26:36,840 --> 01:26:40,479
pretty fascinating. Now they did claim that Arthur Shuttlewood did

1513
01:26:40,680 --> 01:26:44,239
exaggerate a little bit now and then. But uh, anyway,

1514
01:26:44,439 --> 01:26:47,079
I mean, you know, for for entertainment.

1515
01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:50,239
Speaker 7: Purposes, military bases or they I mean they're saying they're

1516
01:26:50,319 --> 01:26:52,399
so small that there's like a military base.

1517
01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:56,720
Speaker 9: It's not too far from Stonehenge, so yeah, there is

1518
01:26:56,760 --> 01:26:58,600
there is some kind of a military base around there.

1519
01:26:59,680 --> 01:26:59,880
Speaker 8: Wow.

1520
01:27:00,199 --> 01:27:03,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know. Weird things happen in England, you

1521
01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:05,560
know what I mean. I mean, they don't have even

1522
01:27:05,680 --> 01:27:08,680
just the simple UFO encounters.

1523
01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:12,279
Speaker 8: It has to be because of Henry the Eighth him, yeah,

1524
01:27:12,359 --> 01:27:16,560
really his wife. It all goes back to the Six

1525
01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:18,680
Wives of Henry the Eighth, great record by the way,

1526
01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:23,239
by real quakeman. It's all about that, and it's all

1527
01:27:23,279 --> 01:27:29,439
about tearing apart all the churches, you know, the Reformation

1528
01:27:30,039 --> 01:27:35,520
or yeah Cromwell's uh idea of you know, we need

1529
01:27:35,560 --> 01:27:38,319
to rape and pillage all the churches and take their money.

1530
01:27:38,359 --> 01:27:41,439
Speaker 7: We're already born, you know what I mean. Who takes

1531
01:27:41,479 --> 01:27:44,840
English history in college or something. You know, how how

1532
01:27:45,079 --> 01:27:47,560
long that is and how boring and what what good

1533
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:48,239
is it going to do.

1534
01:27:48,199 --> 01:27:53,600
Speaker 13: You take that when you can take film and even

1535
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:54,800
go to film film school?

1536
01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:57,720
Speaker 7: Baby, what films are four years?

1537
01:27:58,359 --> 01:28:00,399
Speaker 8: So? What did you think of the Oscar winners today?

1538
01:28:00,920 --> 01:28:03,319
Speaker 7: Well, the Bob Dylan movie didn't get anything, and I

1539
01:28:03,359 --> 01:28:05,560
think that's right because it was not a great movie.

1540
01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:07,880
I'm sorry, it just was not good. I have not

1541
01:28:07,960 --> 01:28:11,079
seen the movie that won at all, but.

1542
01:28:11,720 --> 01:28:12,000
Speaker 8: It was.

1543
01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:13,960
Speaker 2: No.

1544
01:28:15,119 --> 01:28:18,199
Speaker 7: I have no idea what it's about. But yeah, yeah,

1545
01:28:18,239 --> 01:28:18,520
you know.

1546
01:28:19,079 --> 01:28:20,319
Speaker 11: I think I want to see that. I like the

1547
01:28:21,239 --> 01:28:24,880
as long as I can stop hearing about Wicked. Yeah

1548
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:27,960
it happens. They would. They were pushing that so hard

1549
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:30,439
to tell you how great it was.

1550
01:28:30,560 --> 01:28:32,479
Speaker 7: It's made like about two billion dollars.

1551
01:28:32,760 --> 01:28:34,800
Speaker 11: But you know, because they keep telling people it's wonderful

1552
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:35,640
to go see it.

1553
01:28:35,640 --> 01:28:39,359
Speaker 7: It's working. Yeah, it works. But yeah, yeah, yeah, if

1554
01:28:39,359 --> 01:28:41,359
they had won an Oscar, it would have been like

1555
01:28:41,399 --> 01:28:48,359
three and a half hours long. Too musical comet anyway,

1556
01:28:48,079 --> 01:28:53,840
on the yes, I hope so.

1557
01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:55,800
Speaker 8: But did you see Mick Jagger's appearance.

1558
01:28:55,840 --> 01:29:00,399
Speaker 7: That's that's what he showed up Okay, yeah, what was

1559
01:29:00,399 --> 01:29:03,479
he doing? He just got a free flight into l A.

1560
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:06,479
Speaker 8: Probably, I don't know if he was just hanging out

1561
01:29:06,479 --> 01:29:08,680
and they decided to invite him in or what. But

1562
01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:15,319
he made a good presentation the best song from a film,

1563
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:21,119
all right, But I like to joke about. Yeah, they

1564
01:29:21,159 --> 01:29:24,000
wanted to have Bob Dylan on, but he was too old,

1565
01:29:24,119 --> 01:29:25,960
so they got they wanted to get somebody younger.

1566
01:29:27,239 --> 01:29:31,079
Speaker 7: Yeah, that movie Bob Dylan. If you don't know the story,

1567
01:29:31,119 --> 01:29:33,319
then you're gonna, you know, kind of get the story

1568
01:29:34,199 --> 01:29:36,039
if you know a little bit about the story. It

1569
01:29:36,119 --> 01:29:38,840
is not a great movie, you know, it's it's it's

1570
01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:41,920
like a TV movie. It's a very by the numbers

1571
01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:44,960
and after a while you you can't figure out who's

1572
01:29:44,960 --> 01:29:49,920
who and stuff. And so anyway, it was up for awards,

1573
01:29:50,079 --> 01:30:04,960
didn't win it anyway, Thank you switch for your report.

1574
01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:08,119
And I think probably we should should we take a

1575
01:30:08,119 --> 01:30:10,800
break there with? We just did? Didn't We just took

1576
01:30:10,840 --> 01:30:11,680
a break? Okay?

1577
01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:14,279
Speaker 8: All right? So well a half hour ago we did?

1578
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:16,439
Speaker 7: Was it a half hour? Was that line? Was it

1579
01:30:16,479 --> 01:30:17,079
that long ago?

1580
01:30:17,520 --> 01:30:17,760
Speaker 8: Wow?

1581
01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:23,239
Speaker 7: Yeah? I wish I did have something to eat.

1582
01:30:23,319 --> 01:30:28,239
Speaker 5: No break for them?

1583
01:30:28,279 --> 01:30:31,279
Speaker 11: The food break you know, speaking of the Oscars real quick.

1584
01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:35,479
The I think the best acceptance speech for an oscar

1585
01:30:36,520 --> 01:30:40,319
was Joe Peshy a few years back for Good Fellows

1586
01:30:41,399 --> 01:30:43,079
because he didn't think he was going to win, so

1587
01:30:43,119 --> 01:30:46,800
he didn't bother preparing a speeches. So when he when

1588
01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:49,920
he got called that he won the Best Supporting Actor,

1589
01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:53,159
I think he was flabbergasted. He walked up to the

1590
01:30:53,159 --> 01:30:56,479
stage and he said much appreciated, thank you very much,

1591
01:30:57,439 --> 01:30:58,199
and walked away.

1592
01:30:58,760 --> 01:31:03,039
Speaker 7: That was it. Sometimes those people that I see, they

1593
01:31:03,039 --> 01:31:05,039
have to play them off and that's like the most

1594
01:31:05,079 --> 01:31:07,159
embarrassing freaking thing they're going on.

1595
01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:10,000
Speaker 11: They said, I think one of the worst was Kuba

1596
01:31:10,079 --> 01:31:13,159
Gooding and they said they actually turned the music on

1597
01:31:13,560 --> 01:31:16,439
and they started putting it louder louder louder to get

1598
01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:18,520
him to shut up, and he was like screaming over

1599
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:21,479
the music. Finally they had to shut his microphone off.

1600
01:31:22,960 --> 01:31:24,720
Speaker 4: Some of them get so carried away.

1601
01:31:24,760 --> 01:31:27,520
Speaker 13: They're like, and I want to thank my neighbor, and

1602
01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:29,920
I want to thank the ice cream man, and you

1603
01:31:29,960 --> 01:31:32,760
know the mailman that brought me the invitation.

1604
01:31:32,479 --> 01:31:35,920
Speaker 8: And it's like, especially my dog, my dog.

1605
01:31:36,399 --> 01:31:40,399
Speaker 10: You remember Frank Sinatra. I might have been the Grammys,

1606
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:44,159
but he was late in life, yes, and he wouldn't

1607
01:31:44,159 --> 01:31:48,920
shut up. So they closed the curtain on Oh dangerous

1608
01:31:50,079 --> 01:31:52,560
they did. They closed the curtain right, he was coming

1609
01:31:52,560 --> 01:31:55,039
out of the curtain, and then they went to an ad.

1610
01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:57,439
Speaker 7: Perfect.

1611
01:31:57,880 --> 01:32:02,600
Speaker 8: Okay, Frankie's boys to see that, you too, Wow, Wow,

1612
01:32:02,680 --> 01:32:03,920
I know that happened.

1613
01:32:04,439 --> 01:32:08,600
Speaker 7: Uh, that's what I was going to say. Those Frankie's

1614
01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:09,399
boys will take ever.

1615
01:32:09,680 --> 01:32:09,840
Speaker 5: You know.

1616
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:13,760
Speaker 10: That was when everything was live where they couldn't cut

1617
01:32:13,880 --> 01:32:14,119
you know.

1618
01:32:14,239 --> 01:32:16,760
Speaker 7: But right, there's a famous Frank. There's a lot of

1619
01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:22,560
Franky stories. But you remember the comedian Checky Green. This

1620
01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:27,720
is really so that show Combat too, well, yeah, right, exactly.

1621
01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:28,439
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1622
01:32:28,479 --> 01:32:32,880
Speaker 7: So his his joke is he goes, Frank Sinatra saved

1623
01:32:32,880 --> 01:32:36,760
my life and he goes he says, you know, five

1624
01:32:36,840 --> 01:32:39,640
guys were beating me up in an alley on Las Vegas,

1625
01:32:40,079 --> 01:32:41,840
and Frank said, that's enough.

1626
01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:52,760
Speaker 9: He was in the first few episodes of Combat. He's

1627
01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:56,279
out there in like one hundred plus degree heat and

1628
01:32:56,279 --> 01:32:58,960
he can make more money in one night in Las Vegas.

1629
01:32:59,159 --> 01:33:02,000
So he quit. But but there was a particularly good

1630
01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:05,720
episode where the Germans mistake him for an officer, so

1631
01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:08,920
he milks it to the anth degree, you know, because

1632
01:33:08,920 --> 01:33:10,800
he gets he gets special privileges or whatever.

1633
01:33:11,319 --> 01:33:11,560
Speaker 5: He was.

1634
01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:14,520
Speaker 9: He was really good. He was a natural as an actor.

1635
01:33:15,840 --> 01:33:20,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, funny guy, funny Communia was in it at skills comedian.

1636
01:33:21,279 --> 01:33:23,520
Who else? Vic Borrow? Right? Yeah?

1637
01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:23,159
Speaker 8: Who?

1638
01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:24,199
Speaker 9: Rick Jason?

1639
01:33:24,760 --> 01:33:26,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeh yeh. He was the lieutenant.

1640
01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:31,239
Speaker 9: We shared revolving uh credit.

1641
01:33:31,680 --> 01:33:36,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, lead of the show. Sometimes to be the lieutenant,

1642
01:33:36,279 --> 01:33:37,359
sometimes to be the sage.

1643
01:33:38,079 --> 01:33:40,960
Speaker 10: Didn't the helicopter take his? Vickll that's yeah.

1644
01:33:41,039 --> 01:33:45,199
Speaker 7: Vic Borrow was married to Jennifer Jason Lee. Jennifer Lee

1645
01:33:45,359 --> 01:33:51,199
who was in Psycho and together they you know, they

1646
01:33:51,279 --> 01:33:54,079
daughter was Jennifer Jason Lee and Vic Barrow was in

1647
01:33:54,159 --> 01:33:57,319
a when they were doing the Twilight Zone movies and

1648
01:33:57,319 --> 01:34:00,880
he was in one about the Vietnam War and was

1649
01:34:00,880 --> 01:34:04,359
in a helicopter crash came down and and and killed

1650
01:34:04,399 --> 01:34:09,000
him and the two stunt kids he was young kids

1651
01:34:09,159 --> 01:34:12,199
and what's his name? That director they he was actually

1652
01:34:12,479 --> 01:34:16,119
charged with involuntary manslaughter. I forget his name. It's really

1653
01:34:16,159 --> 01:34:17,399
not that good of a directory he did.

1654
01:34:18,960 --> 01:34:21,359
Speaker 9: Maybe it's Spielberg, your your favorite.

1655
01:34:21,039 --> 01:34:23,479
Speaker 7: Director, Oh no, it was. It was the guy who

1656
01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:25,600
directed Animal House and.

1657
01:34:26,920 --> 01:34:31,119
Speaker 13: Directly I thought it was Selberg too. Did you have

1658
01:34:31,199 --> 01:34:33,479
you know the backstory on those two kids.

1659
01:34:34,119 --> 01:34:37,800
Speaker 15: Well, they in the country, and of course it's speculation,

1660
01:34:38,039 --> 01:34:43,239
but that uh, they just you know, needed those kids,

1661
01:34:43,279 --> 01:34:45,159
so they just used him for the scene.

1662
01:34:45,800 --> 01:34:51,199
Speaker 4: And you know they got to captivated how much for that?

1663
01:34:51,520 --> 01:34:53,560
Speaker 5: But what a horrible Yeah.

1664
01:34:53,479 --> 01:34:54,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, to happen.

1665
01:34:56,520 --> 01:35:03,399
Speaker 7: If someone could google who directed Animal House, John Landers

1666
01:35:03,479 --> 01:35:08,880
is the guy. Yeah, sounds familiar, and but he I

1667
01:35:08,920 --> 01:35:12,000
think he got off it because what happened was they

1668
01:35:12,000 --> 01:35:15,000
were during the scene there is a real helicopter vic

1669
01:35:15,079 --> 01:35:17,319
borrow and the two kids are going across the river

1670
01:35:17,479 --> 01:35:20,840
I think it was in the Philippines maybe, and they

1671
01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:24,479
started shooting up pyrotechnics and they went up into the

1672
01:35:24,560 --> 01:35:29,760
helicopter and and and installed it and then it came

1673
01:35:29,800 --> 01:35:32,319
down on top of the act And it was a

1674
01:35:32,880 --> 01:35:35,319
bad movie too, was that? This?

1675
01:35:35,680 --> 01:35:35,800
Speaker 15: Was that?

1676
01:35:35,920 --> 01:35:37,880
Speaker 7: The first one and the second one? Switchy you remember

1677
01:35:38,359 --> 01:35:38,680
the first?

1678
01:35:38,720 --> 01:35:40,680
Speaker 9: I think there was only there was only one Twilight

1679
01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:43,680
Zone movie, and they did a few different segments loosely

1680
01:35:43,760 --> 01:35:46,239
based on some of the uh I mean remember the

1681
01:35:46,319 --> 01:35:48,760
moment Billy Mooney they played the monster that would put

1682
01:35:48,760 --> 01:35:52,319
people into the Cornfield. Yes, well they did that. One

1683
01:35:52,399 --> 01:35:54,880
segment was based on that, and then they did a

1684
01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:57,600
kick the Can one where they they played the old

1685
01:35:57,600 --> 01:35:59,840
people play kicked the cannon they all become young again.

1686
01:36:00,039 --> 01:36:07,279
Speaker 11: Didn't they do the creature at yeah William that one originally? Yes, yes,

1687
01:36:07,359 --> 01:36:08,159
but it was John lit.

1688
01:36:09,600 --> 01:36:11,359
Speaker 9: Yes, and he was he was really good.

1689
01:36:11,439 --> 01:36:13,239
Speaker 7: He's really good. Yeah, he was really good at that.

1690
01:36:13,439 --> 01:36:17,000
Speaker 9: But they had the opening part with uh dan Aykroyd

1691
01:36:17,159 --> 01:36:19,000
and who was the other comedian uh.

1692
01:36:20,039 --> 01:36:22,920
Speaker 7: In quotes go ahead, I can't think of his name.

1693
01:36:22,960 --> 01:36:25,239
Speaker 9: But they're they're they're driving the car and they're doing

1694
01:36:25,399 --> 01:36:29,039
like uh with Outer Limits and Twilight Zone.

1695
01:36:29,600 --> 01:36:33,239
Speaker 4: And weren't they playing that song the Midnight UH.

1696
01:36:36,119 --> 01:36:40,239
Speaker 7: Special special? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, we sued Tod drink

1697
01:36:40,319 --> 01:36:41,159
that so.

1698
01:36:44,119 --> 01:36:50,319
Speaker 9: But but Arthur brook Uh, Arthur Brooks, somebody Brooks was

1699
01:36:50,359 --> 01:36:51,399
the other other comedian.

1700
01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:53,600
Speaker 7: Oh, Arthur Brooks always a funny guy.

1701
01:36:54,319 --> 01:36:56,359
Speaker 9: In a bit where where Dan Agreck says you want

1702
01:36:56,399 --> 01:36:59,319
to see something really scary and then he you know,

1703
01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:02,239
brook Skits gets nailed, I guess. But then at the

1704
01:37:02,359 --> 01:37:06,920
very end, liftow Is has just survived the Grimlin on

1705
01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:09,199
the wing. He's been taken away in the in the

1706
01:37:09,239 --> 01:37:14,039
ambulance and it's Dan Akroyd driving and you know, liftout saying,

1707
01:37:14,039 --> 01:37:15,800
what a what A, what a scary time he had,

1708
01:37:15,840 --> 01:37:19,000
and then Ackroyd says, you want to see something really scary.

1709
01:37:20,960 --> 01:37:23,760
Speaker 7: But did they include the Vietnam segment in the in

1710
01:37:23,880 --> 01:37:24,279
the movie?

1711
01:37:24,520 --> 01:37:27,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, well they cut up part of they see. They

1712
01:37:27,600 --> 01:37:30,279
starts out where Vic morroles he's a real racist and

1713
01:37:30,319 --> 01:37:32,439
he's giving some black guys in a in a bar

1714
01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:36,760
a rough time and uh, and so then something happens.

1715
01:37:36,920 --> 01:37:37,039
Speaker 8: Uh.

1716
01:37:38,239 --> 01:37:40,239
Speaker 9: I think the thing was he was going to be

1717
01:37:40,520 --> 01:37:44,439
redeeming himself because he's saving these kids in the Vietnam thing,

1718
01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:47,079
so he's probably going to become full circle where he's

1719
01:37:47,199 --> 01:37:49,319
you know, he's grown and he's a good guy now.

1720
01:37:49,800 --> 01:37:53,000
But they didn't have the stuff, so they had he

1721
01:37:53,159 --> 01:37:55,960
finds himself in Nazi Germany and they take him and

1722
01:37:56,000 --> 01:37:58,720
they put him in a h one of these box.

1723
01:37:58,560 --> 01:38:01,720
Speaker 7: Cars had shorts or something, but that they have to

1724
01:38:01,840 --> 01:38:02,520
end it there.

1725
01:38:02,439 --> 01:38:05,680
Speaker 9: Because there they didn't have anything else that it was completed,

1726
01:38:06,199 --> 01:38:09,399
so he just ends up going off in one of

1727
01:38:09,439 --> 01:38:10,159
these box cards.

1728
01:38:11,039 --> 01:38:13,640
Speaker 4: It is al Brooks, albrook.

1729
01:38:13,840 --> 01:38:18,239
Speaker 9: Albert Albert Brooks, Albert Brooks and Stateman Brouthers was in there.

1730
01:38:18,239 --> 01:38:21,880
Speaker 4: I had forgotten all about man he can Yeah.

1731
01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:26,279
Speaker 7: Right, So here's a trivia question. Who Albert Brooks has

1732
01:38:26,279 --> 01:38:30,520
a famous brother also on TV who wasn't not Foster

1733
01:38:30,640 --> 01:38:39,399
Brooks but good guests there, famous brother, famous brother yak plural, No,

1734
01:38:40,479 --> 01:38:43,640
he's his name is Dave Epstein. But he was the

1735
01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:46,600
guy who used to make fun of evil and evil.

1736
01:38:47,359 --> 01:38:53,000
He used to do these like wacky stunts. I can't

1737
01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:55,680
think of his name. But he was also on Super

1738
01:38:55,800 --> 01:38:58,520
Dave Stupid Dave. Remember that guy he's get shot out

1739
01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:00,640
I can't and then go up again the wall and

1740
01:39:00,720 --> 01:39:04,479
stuff and these the dummies he was in Cribby Enthusiasm

1741
01:39:04,560 --> 01:39:06,880
to those guys are brothers. I think he's passed away.

1742
01:39:06,960 --> 01:39:09,279
But Alber Brooks a very funny guy. He's been a

1743
01:39:09,319 --> 01:39:12,399
lot of funny movies, you know. And there's a there's

1744
01:39:12,399 --> 01:39:15,640
this there's a movie out of about him where Rob

1745
01:39:15,720 --> 01:39:18,600
Ryan and just like talks to him and talks about

1746
01:39:18,640 --> 01:39:21,800
all his phobias and stuff, and uh, it's really funny.

1747
01:39:21,840 --> 01:39:23,079
But when you see all the movies he was in,

1748
01:39:23,199 --> 01:39:25,960
he he was good. He's in the remember this, what

1749
01:39:26,119 --> 01:39:27,680
was the name of the one where the guy gets

1750
01:39:27,800 --> 01:39:33,960
married and then he changes his mind halfway through maybe

1751
01:39:33,960 --> 01:39:36,680
the uh uh mid then of the.

1752
01:39:37,359 --> 01:39:44,399
Speaker 9: Right Kid Heartbreak Kid with yeah who was in Charless Growd?

1753
01:39:44,520 --> 01:39:44,880
Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah.

1754
01:39:44,920 --> 01:39:46,600
Speaker 7: It was one of those kinds of movies, right, one

1755
01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:48,680
of those kind of actors and any.

1756
01:39:48,520 --> 01:39:51,520
Speaker 9: Older Brooks get a bit on Carson one night where

1757
01:39:51,560 --> 01:39:54,640
he's got a a seeing spell. You know, you hit

1758
01:39:54,720 --> 01:39:58,079
the the key and it gives the letter. He makes

1759
01:39:58,119 --> 01:39:59,880
it up like it's got a head and arms and legs.

1760
01:40:00,039 --> 01:40:03,279
He's asking him questions about you know, what did you

1761
01:40:03,399 --> 01:40:06,000
what did you get your girlfriend x k E? What

1762
01:40:06,119 --> 01:40:10,800
did she give you v ds? He did a whole

1763
01:40:10,880 --> 01:40:12,680
long bit on It was really funny.

1764
01:40:13,199 --> 01:40:14,840
Speaker 7: He did a thing. He come out and costs him

1765
01:40:14,840 --> 01:40:18,279
once and he said, I've finally and says, you're doing

1766
01:40:18,279 --> 01:40:21,439
impersonations now he says he he says, I finally got

1767
01:40:21,560 --> 01:40:24,399
to learn how to do curly of the Three stooges right,

1768
01:40:25,079 --> 01:40:27,319
And when he does, he comes out with a bag

1769
01:40:27,600 --> 01:40:31,640
of pepper. Right. He says, if he's not really you

1770
01:40:31,840 --> 01:40:33,880
just take one. I can't do a thing. Take one

1771
01:40:33,920 --> 01:40:38,239
step and it's like you know who. He takes other

1772
01:40:38,279 --> 01:40:42,000
ones like you know He's spinning around on the floor

1773
01:40:42,119 --> 01:40:44,960
or something. It was so funny. It's just a funny

1774
01:40:45,079 --> 01:40:49,279
and weird, weird comedy type of eye you know, albout Brooks.

1775
01:40:50,199 --> 01:40:54,680
Speaker 8: We need more of that weird comedy and and just

1776
01:40:55,039 --> 01:40:58,199
one joke after another that doesn't really do anything for me.

1777
01:40:58,439 --> 01:40:59,680
Speaker 9: So what about Stephen Wright?

1778
01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:01,039
Speaker 7: I went to.

1779
01:41:05,720 --> 01:41:08,079
Speaker 4: Monitor right It was just delivery.

1780
01:41:08,199 --> 01:41:12,079
Speaker 7: It's just I went to film school with Stephen right

1781
01:41:12,119 --> 01:41:14,880
by the way, the only person him. Yes, I taught

1782
01:41:14,920 --> 01:41:16,640
him everything. He knew everything he wrote.

1783
01:41:17,039 --> 01:41:18,319
Speaker 8: He was a local guy, wasn't he?

1784
01:41:18,560 --> 01:41:20,399
Speaker 7: Yes, he was a number.

1785
01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:28,319
Speaker 8: Yeah, crack him up? Was Craig Ferguson. What movie was

1786
01:41:28,359 --> 01:41:31,159
Stephen right in? That was very famous?

1787
01:41:31,399 --> 01:41:35,800
Speaker 7: Some baseball movie or something. He he just like disappeared.

1788
01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:37,920
He was really hot there for a long time. I

1789
01:41:37,960 --> 01:41:39,079
don't know what was it wanting.

1790
01:41:40,000 --> 01:41:41,720
Speaker 8: Wasn't he a Quentin Tarantino or movie?

1791
01:41:42,159 --> 01:41:42,880
Speaker 7: That doesn't count?

1792
01:41:44,520 --> 01:41:47,720
Speaker 8: So he was It was like like he was narrating,

1793
01:41:47,880 --> 01:41:48,560
narrating this thing.

1794
01:41:48,640 --> 01:41:50,640
Speaker 7: He was doing some of his They picked the right guy.

1795
01:41:50,800 --> 01:41:53,880
Speaker 8: He was introducing a song. You just heard the song

1796
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:59,600
by such and such called whatever. Yeah, he had a

1797
01:42:00,359 --> 01:42:01,760
it was that reservoir dogs.

1798
01:42:05,520 --> 01:42:07,720
Speaker 9: What's that where did you.

1799
01:42:07,800 --> 01:42:10,680
Speaker 4: See uh Stephen Wright laugh. I've never seen him out

1800
01:42:10,680 --> 01:42:10,960
a cab.

1801
01:42:11,359 --> 01:42:14,399
Speaker 9: I see him on you know sometimes the thest come

1802
01:42:14,479 --> 01:42:22,159
up on on YouTube rotate and uh, I've got some

1803
01:42:22,279 --> 01:42:24,880
quotes here right. The way he talked was so like

1804
01:42:24,960 --> 01:42:27,720
you said, so monotone. Whenever I think of the past,

1805
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:30,960
it brings back so many memories. A lot of people

1806
01:42:31,000 --> 01:42:31,800
are afraid of heights.

1807
01:42:31,960 --> 01:42:32,239
Speaker 2: Not me.

1808
01:42:32,720 --> 01:42:33,760
Speaker 9: I'm afraid of wits.

1809
01:42:40,760 --> 01:42:44,479
Speaker 21: I remember when he would do that one skit where

1810
01:42:44,600 --> 01:42:48,800
he'd say, you're driving in the car, it's late at night,

1811
01:42:50,439 --> 01:42:52,319
you're driving at the speed of light.

1812
01:42:53,079 --> 01:42:55,720
Speaker 4: You turn the lights on. Do they work?

1813
01:43:02,840 --> 01:43:03,119
Speaker 7: Wow?

1814
01:43:03,399 --> 01:43:07,319
Speaker 8: So anyway, yeah, he was unique, but he's no longer

1815
01:43:07,399 --> 01:43:10,640
with it, and he did just disappear Mac.

1816
01:43:10,720 --> 01:43:14,960
Speaker 7: You're right, yep, out of the blow. But he was

1817
01:43:15,039 --> 01:43:20,319
on casting a lot and liked them, and recently he.

1818
01:43:20,520 --> 01:43:23,159
Speaker 10: Was they interviewed him and there was something about him recently.

1819
01:43:23,760 --> 01:43:26,840
Oh yeah, you know, yeah, you know, I don't remember it.

1820
01:43:26,880 --> 01:43:29,119
Probably in the last six months. Yeah, he's still around.

1821
01:43:29,960 --> 01:43:34,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, well listen, not lasting, it's

1822
01:43:34,960 --> 01:43:38,479
time to bring the train into the station. Time goes

1823
01:43:38,520 --> 01:43:41,199
by fast when you're having fun switching please.

1824
01:43:41,239 --> 01:43:43,399
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm I'm trying to bring it in, you know.

1825
01:43:43,840 --> 01:43:50,000
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, I'll joke that. Okay, we have uh no, okay,

1826
01:43:50,119 --> 01:43:54,000
all right, thank you, Susan. I didn't see that. I'm

1827
01:43:54,000 --> 01:43:55,800
sure you don't have to, okay.

1828
01:43:56,720 --> 01:43:59,439
Speaker 8: Stephen writes from my hometown, Cambridge, Massachusetts.

1829
01:43:59,479 --> 01:43:59,880
Speaker 7: Really one.

1830
01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:03,680
Speaker 10: He was in Burlington when I lived there, working at

1831
01:44:03,720 --> 01:44:08,479
the mall. I don't know what Burlington high but I

1832
01:44:08,560 --> 01:44:09,560
don't remember me.

1833
01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:11,760
Speaker 8: You must have been doing a stand up when he

1834
01:44:11,880 --> 01:44:15,279
was very young at the out of Town News kiosk

1835
01:44:15,359 --> 01:44:18,279
and the Harvard Subway entrance.

1836
01:44:18,439 --> 01:44:18,600
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1837
01:44:18,680 --> 01:44:21,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, that was quite the work at the They

1838
01:44:21,800 --> 01:44:23,760
used to work at the out of Town News at

1839
01:44:23,800 --> 01:44:26,399
the subway entrance, and I worked my way up. I

1840
01:44:26,479 --> 01:44:27,720
ended up working in the subway.

1841
01:44:27,960 --> 01:44:31,880
Speaker 7: There you go, working in the subway, working the way up. Okay,

1842
01:44:32,359 --> 01:44:35,399
there's a joke in there. All right, I just made

1843
01:44:35,439 --> 01:44:38,680
it up better, did you really? You might want to

1844
01:44:38,760 --> 01:44:44,840
workshop that joke. Okay, So let's say goodbye. This is

1845
01:44:44,920 --> 01:44:49,239
the statisfy of the show. It is Susan. Kay, we

1846
01:44:49,359 --> 01:44:50,239
have to say goodbye you.

1847
01:44:52,279 --> 01:44:55,039
Speaker 4: That's okay. It was so nice to be here and

1848
01:44:55,159 --> 01:44:55,920
see everybody.

1849
01:44:56,119 --> 01:44:57,560
Speaker 7: Well, you're brightening up every show.

1850
01:44:59,079 --> 01:45:00,439
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for having me.

1851
01:45:00,640 --> 01:45:03,399
Speaker 7: Okay, well, we appreciate it and we'll talk to you soon.

1852
01:45:03,720 --> 01:45:07,359
And please, do you have any Ouija board stories board stories?

1853
01:45:08,319 --> 01:45:12,039
Speaker 4: No, I'm still too scared to open this box. Maybe

1854
01:45:12,239 --> 01:45:15,399
sus will help me.

1855
01:45:15,800 --> 01:45:17,640
Speaker 7: Want you open it on the end during the show.

1856
01:45:18,239 --> 01:45:19,479
Speaker 4: Okay, not by myself?

1857
01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:24,439
Speaker 7: Well, there's a dog there with you now.

1858
01:45:23,479 --> 01:45:24,079
Speaker 5: Well thanks?

1859
01:45:24,399 --> 01:45:26,399
Speaker 4: Hey, switch if I drive up to you, can we

1860
01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:27,479
open it at your house?

1861
01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:34,319
Speaker 7: Oh no, I don't blame that something out, but I would.

1862
01:45:34,199 --> 01:45:36,720
Speaker 4: Very much like to do it, but not by myself.

1863
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Maybe Sus can out.

1864
01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:39,199
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, well.

1865
01:45:41,279 --> 01:45:43,479
Speaker 5: It's for ages eight up or something. I think.

1866
01:45:46,159 --> 01:45:49,720
Speaker 7: Wow, I'll say that in two weeks.

1867
01:45:50,319 --> 01:45:52,800
Speaker 9: Well I would open a port cheesy board. But that's

1868
01:45:52,800 --> 01:45:53,119
about it.

1869
01:45:53,199 --> 01:45:59,520
Speaker 7: Wow, that's about thank you, Thank you, love you guys.

1870
01:45:59,560 --> 01:46:00,880
Speaker 4: Thank you for them.

1871
01:46:02,279 --> 01:46:06,520
Speaker 7: Also, uh, susan best hill down there and excuse me,

1872
01:46:06,560 --> 01:46:08,560
you can make it. Thank you for joining us.

1873
01:46:09,960 --> 01:46:11,439
Speaker 5: Parting is such sweet sorrow.

1874
01:46:11,760 --> 01:46:15,960
Speaker 7: Isn't great to see you? Yeah? And how many I

1875
01:46:16,039 --> 01:46:18,760
mean how many hallopenos were on that grinder?

1876
01:46:18,840 --> 01:46:25,560
Speaker 5: As the kids say, well, they're the slices, the whole thing.

1877
01:46:25,720 --> 01:46:29,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, yeah, like a handful of those Okay.

1878
01:46:29,600 --> 01:46:31,359
Speaker 8: What's the name of the what's the name of the shop.

1879
01:46:31,399 --> 01:46:33,119
I'd like to visit. It sounds like a good one.

1880
01:46:34,840 --> 01:46:37,880
Speaker 7: Just going grinding, grinded Tom and see what happens.

1881
01:46:39,119 --> 01:46:40,039
Speaker 8: Grinders are us.

1882
01:46:41,239 --> 01:46:43,399
Speaker 5: If you come to Connecticut, you have to get pizza,

1883
01:46:43,560 --> 01:46:44,319
not grinders.

1884
01:46:44,760 --> 01:46:46,840
Speaker 7: That's out. That whole thing with the Yelle, with the

1885
01:46:46,960 --> 01:46:52,359
with the New Haven pizza. That's okay, all right, we're

1886
01:46:52,399 --> 01:46:55,399
running out of time. But I know people who drive

1887
01:46:55,720 --> 01:46:58,520
from Newbyport down to the Haven just to get the pizza,

1888
01:46:58,600 --> 01:47:01,560
and what are you of you? But yeah, I mean

1889
01:47:01,760 --> 01:47:04,800
it can't be that good. Sorry, you know, it's not

1890
01:47:04,880 --> 01:47:06,880
worth the drive, especially down there, and.

1891
01:47:07,039 --> 01:47:10,239
Speaker 10: We can get it now. They're in Wuburn, mass what's

1892
01:47:10,239 --> 01:47:17,279
the name of the place. Alley's a Pizza, Sally's something.

1893
01:47:17,840 --> 01:47:20,800
It's like they and they advertise it as Connecticut Pizza

1894
01:47:21,800 --> 01:47:24,319
and uh when they first opened.

1895
01:47:27,159 --> 01:47:28,800
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, well.

1896
01:47:30,640 --> 01:47:32,439
Speaker 8: So anyway, all places.

1897
01:47:32,720 --> 01:47:35,279
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's in the mall where all the big stores are.

1898
01:47:35,399 --> 01:47:41,119
But we went there finally about a month ago. All right, yeah,

1899
01:47:41,279 --> 01:47:44,079
it's it's I think we have some great pizza places

1900
01:47:44,159 --> 01:47:51,000
in Massachusetts, great like Reginas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this

1901
01:47:51,199 --> 01:47:54,560
place is only about a mile and a half from

1902
01:47:54,680 --> 01:47:57,720
the regimeas inburn. It's funny they opened up there is

1903
01:47:58,880 --> 01:47:59,680
very successful.

1904
01:48:00,119 --> 01:48:03,199
Speaker 7: A deep dish, Yeah, is a.

1905
01:48:03,239 --> 01:48:07,199
Speaker 5: Deep dish pizza is like similar to New York.

1906
01:48:07,560 --> 01:48:09,600
Speaker 10: It's a thin it's a thin pizza.

1907
01:48:09,800 --> 01:48:11,000
Speaker 7: Yeah. I like that.

1908
01:48:12,000 --> 01:48:14,560
Speaker 10: It's a good taste, but it's nothing. They get excited.

1909
01:48:14,560 --> 01:48:15,560
I wouldn't go to Connecticut.

1910
01:48:15,600 --> 01:48:18,279
Speaker 7: The Regina Pizza in the not into Boston is where

1911
01:48:18,319 --> 01:48:21,399
they started. It's the best pizza I've ever had. That's just,

1912
01:48:21,960 --> 01:48:24,199
you know, everything else is there's no such thing as

1913
01:48:24,239 --> 01:48:26,920
a bad pizza in a way, but that was the

1914
01:48:27,000 --> 01:48:29,000
reginas is. You can't beat it, you know.

1915
01:48:29,399 --> 01:48:31,279
Speaker 10: It's like they say, there's no such thing as an

1916
01:48:31,359 --> 01:48:34,800
ugly baby. Yeah, you know, Oh, I know about that.

1917
01:48:34,960 --> 01:48:35,920
I've seen my share.

1918
01:48:36,880 --> 01:48:44,520
Speaker 7: When I was born. The doctor slapped b that's when

1919
01:48:44,520 --> 01:48:44,720
I was.

1920
01:48:44,840 --> 01:48:45,199
Speaker 8: When I was.

1921
01:48:49,039 --> 01:48:52,239
Speaker 11: My aunts put the uh hung the cross in my

1922
01:48:52,359 --> 01:48:55,119
bask in it because they were afraid someone's going to

1923
01:48:55,159 --> 01:48:57,159
give me the evil eyes because that was such a

1924
01:48:57,199 --> 01:48:57,960
beautiful baby.

1925
01:48:59,560 --> 01:49:03,319
Speaker 9: It comes up a lot on the YouTube bits on

1926
01:49:03,439 --> 01:49:07,520
Carson and everything there, just as.

1927
01:49:06,239 --> 01:49:09,119
Speaker 7: He's he's one of the funniest guys ever in the

1928
01:49:09,560 --> 01:49:12,039
like in the world ever in the world. You know,

1929
01:49:13,760 --> 01:49:19,319
I shouldn't say what's he He checks into the hotel

1930
01:49:19,399 --> 01:49:23,319
and he says, hey, could someone handle my bag? The

1931
01:49:23,359 --> 01:49:28,680
bell hops started filling up my wife. He says, hey,

1932
01:49:28,760 --> 01:49:31,520
who said? Who said you can do that? He says everybody.

1933
01:49:32,840 --> 01:49:35,159
Speaker 9: He pulls up to his house and he says, you

1934
01:49:35,199 --> 01:49:37,640
see this guy is running naked out of his house

1935
01:49:37,720 --> 01:49:39,520
and he said, what are you doing? He says, I

1936
01:49:39,560 --> 01:49:40,720
didn't know you'd be home as early.

1937
01:49:45,199 --> 01:49:47,840
Speaker 7: My wife is such a terrible cook. The flies are

1938
01:49:47,880 --> 01:49:50,239
chipping into fix the holes on the screen.

1939
01:49:53,840 --> 01:49:55,239
Speaker 5: Delivery of the joke.

1940
01:49:56,640 --> 01:49:58,640
Speaker 7: I was so ugly that doctor slapped me.

1941
01:50:00,039 --> 01:50:00,560
Speaker 8: I just said that.

1942
01:50:02,800 --> 01:50:04,319
Speaker 9: My mother wouldn't breastfeed me.

1943
01:50:06,199 --> 01:50:09,239
Speaker 11: I just wanted to be friend, like a friend. They

1944
01:50:09,279 --> 01:50:11,680
tied a pork chop around my neck so the dog

1945
01:50:11,720 --> 01:50:15,960
would play with me. This is awful, he says. My

1946
01:50:16,079 --> 01:50:17,920
girlfriend was so ugly. When I brought her home, my

1947
01:50:18,000 --> 01:50:22,359
mother put down papers. The cat tried to bury her

1948
01:50:22,399 --> 01:50:29,920
in the box. Oh man, I brought it to the

1949
01:50:30,000 --> 01:50:32,439
beach and something. Guys said, what you used for big

1950
01:50:38,640 --> 01:50:41,079
We've devolved to Rodney danger Field.

1951
01:50:43,920 --> 01:50:46,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, we should have a comedy show. There you go

1952
01:50:47,319 --> 01:50:48,119
the best comedy.

1953
01:50:49,359 --> 01:50:51,039
Speaker 9: You gotta say, I don't get no respect.

1954
01:50:53,279 --> 01:51:02,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, doctor Vinie bomboom okay, So anyway, on that note,

1955
01:51:02,760 --> 01:51:06,479
thank you, Switch, thank you, Thank you yet switched officially

1956
01:51:06,600 --> 01:51:08,960
you just did, okay, all right, Thank you for both

1957
01:51:09,039 --> 01:51:13,920
Susies Club. Thank you for bringing your drunk food attitude

1958
01:51:14,000 --> 01:51:14,600
to our show.

1959
01:51:15,359 --> 01:51:16,560
Speaker 10: Well, thank you for having me?

1960
01:51:16,680 --> 01:51:16,960
Speaker 8: All right?

1961
01:51:17,399 --> 01:51:20,119
Speaker 7: And and if the asteroids was coming, would you tell

1962
01:51:20,239 --> 01:51:22,479
us through your research? Would you? Really?

1963
01:51:22,600 --> 01:51:22,640
Speaker 13: No?

1964
01:51:22,760 --> 01:51:23,439
Speaker 7: I wouldn't.

1965
01:51:23,560 --> 01:51:24,600
Speaker 10: I wouldn't tell anybody.

1966
01:51:24,760 --> 01:51:27,840
Speaker 7: Good, all right, Good for you, because I don't want

1967
01:51:27,880 --> 01:51:29,840
to know, you know, frankly, no, I know.

1968
01:51:29,920 --> 01:51:33,920
Speaker 10: I don't either, So we'll all get squashed together, right, yeah,

1969
01:51:34,079 --> 01:51:34,880
get squashed together.

1970
01:51:34,920 --> 01:51:35,279
Speaker 8: I like that.

1971
01:51:35,880 --> 01:51:37,600
Speaker 5: But tell me to call out of work.

1972
01:51:38,760 --> 01:51:41,399
Speaker 7: Yeah right, yeah please yes, sah tell us maybe it's

1973
01:51:41,439 --> 01:51:42,000
not a Friday.

1974
01:51:42,720 --> 01:51:45,279
Speaker 5: I'm not retired yet. Thank of me.

1975
01:51:47,159 --> 01:51:49,159
Speaker 7: One one. Thank you for we.

1976
01:51:49,199 --> 01:51:54,000
Speaker 8: Appreciate you, welcome, pleasure to be here, wonderful show.

1977
01:51:55,319 --> 01:51:58,199
Speaker 7: Al thanks for joining. I wouldn't miss it, you know,

1978
01:51:59,439 --> 01:52:02,439
but I could be home sleeping. Get out of here quick, right,

1979
01:52:02,600 --> 01:52:07,239
yes before Dave throws us out? Yeah, and I want

1980
01:52:07,279 --> 01:52:10,359
to thank everyone for joining us, and very quickly homeshot troops.

1981
01:52:10,439 --> 01:52:14,079
You hear our ads all the time about their organization

1982
01:52:14,159 --> 01:52:17,319
that raises money for our wounded veterans, people who were

1983
01:52:17,399 --> 01:52:23,359
wounded after in combat after nine eleven. These people who

1984
01:52:23,359 --> 01:52:25,159
gave a lot to us, we should give a lot

1985
01:52:25,239 --> 01:52:28,359
to them. They Homeshot Troops bills them houses that are

1986
01:52:28,399 --> 01:52:30,960
more adaptable to their needs, not a lot of stairs,

1987
01:52:31,039 --> 01:52:34,600
low counter space, and so on. When the house is done,

1988
01:52:34,680 --> 01:52:36,560
they rip up the moilage, They give them the keys.

1989
01:52:36,600 --> 01:52:40,000
It's their house forever free and they can go out

1990
01:52:40,039 --> 01:52:42,359
and join society and not have to worry about that

1991
01:52:42,520 --> 01:52:45,920
monthly payment of a mortgage being held over the heads

1992
01:52:46,600 --> 01:52:51,960
every month. So, Homeshot troops, ninety percent of your accident,

1993
01:52:52,199 --> 01:52:55,399
of your dollar, ninety cents of your dollar goes right

1994
01:52:55,479 --> 01:52:58,520
to our veterans. Homeshot troops. Plea, google them and see

1995
01:52:58,520 --> 01:53:02,720
what's happening. Also very important these days, John McCain is

1996
01:53:02,760 --> 01:53:05,439
not a loser. He was a war veteran and a

1997
01:53:05,720 --> 01:53:09,119
tabled veteran. You don't make fun of people like that.

1998
01:53:10,079 --> 01:53:13,279
And just keep an eye on how they're treating our

1999
01:53:13,359 --> 01:53:16,640
veterans these days. Okay, just look into it and see

2000
01:53:16,680 --> 01:53:20,079
what's happening. And this is mac for the entire gang,

2001
01:53:20,239 --> 01:53:23,479
saying where's the microphone over here? And well, I kind

2002
01:53:23,520 --> 01:53:26,359
of drifted off there for a second. You should push me.

2003
01:53:28,800 --> 01:53:32,840
His face almost went through waiting for him until you

2004
01:53:32,920 --> 01:53:35,439
here us next week. I want to remind everyone that

2005
01:53:35,640 --> 01:53:38,720
until we're going to be doing the Ouiji board special,

2006
01:53:39,239 --> 01:53:42,199
we're going to have volunteers in here who are going

2007
01:53:42,279 --> 01:53:44,720
to do the Ouiji board. I guess we're going to

2008
01:53:44,760 --> 01:53:47,000
have Philo Baines, who is the owner of the company

2009
01:53:47,039 --> 01:53:50,840
that makes the Ouiji board, his marketing directum might stop

2010
01:53:50,920 --> 01:53:54,600
buying and they will be giving a free prizes, free

2011
01:53:54,640 --> 01:53:59,479
Wiji boards dedicated to Salem, Massachusetts, especially man So that

2012
01:53:59,560 --> 01:54:02,159
might be fun. So anyway, that's in two weeks.

2013
01:54:02,760 --> 01:54:03,840
Speaker 8: The Gay to Satan.

2014
01:54:04,039 --> 01:54:06,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, you ain't kid, what's gonna happen. We'll open up

2015
01:54:06,239 --> 01:54:06,520
a void.

2016
01:54:06,720 --> 01:54:10,680
Speaker 8: I said, you don't fool around with that stuff. You guys,

2017
01:54:11,079 --> 01:54:13,159
you guys are making fun of it. Don't fool around

2018
01:54:13,199 --> 01:54:13,760
with that stuff.

2019
01:54:13,800 --> 01:54:14,520
Speaker 7: Go ahead do it.

2020
01:54:14,720 --> 01:54:17,920
Speaker 11: Yeah, just remember what happened in the Exorcist. I mean,

2021
01:54:17,960 --> 01:54:19,600
come on, why what happened in there? They have a

2022
01:54:19,640 --> 01:54:21,920
Wigi boy and there they're a Wiji boy, but he

2023
01:54:22,039 --> 01:54:26,319
showed up anyway, okay, and it didn't end well.

2024
01:54:28,159 --> 01:54:30,960
Speaker 7: Anyway, So hey, you listen, maybe this one and well neither,

2025
01:54:31,119 --> 01:54:33,640
so stay to you know, tune in in two weeks

2026
01:54:34,119 --> 01:54:37,199
wija Board show. And so until then this is no.

2027
01:54:37,359 --> 01:54:39,239
Not until then. We have another show next week. But

2028
01:54:39,840 --> 01:54:42,319
until next week, this is Max for the entire gang,

2029
01:54:42,600 --> 01:54:46,039
saying be safe, be happy, and bye bye