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and yet you might be even as they are. They
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Speaker 2: There are more than one thousand paranormal events reported around
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Speaker 6: The rest of the Gang One One Switch Club, Raven,
Susie and Susan, Uncle Al and Agent X as they
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Speaker 7: And how much to tip your waitress. This is mac.
Speaker 2: Maloney's Military X Files and now here's mac.
Speaker 7: Okay. Well, welcome everyone to mac Maloney's Know the Trick
Styles show here in the distant thunder Radio. This is
macloney broadcasting line from the stop at Gallilee Restaurant, fifty
five Wanna Street and they report masks here with a
producer engineer. Uncle. I am the kitty's fell.
Speaker 8: Me.
Speaker 7: Are you talking about me?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 7: Let me introduce you to the rest of the posse. Girls.
This is really a time for you to sit down
and get that last box of cleenicxer. It's a British
made box of cleaners. See a last box of wipes.
You're squeegee and you loube and everything else, because this
is his last show across the puddle, very famous one
one once again. I'm speechless in a way. Yeah, me too.
I can't wait.
Speaker 8: Maybe it's ten days, nine days, nine days and I'll
be back over there.
Speaker 7: Ye.
Speaker 8: Hello, everybody, welcome to the show. I'm glad to be here.
And if you got that to British Kleenex, it's probably bamboo?
Speaker 7: Is it really? They make it out? Yeah? Is it bamboo?
Speaker 8: Rare? No, that o'kay is really.
Speaker 7: Bod, I don't care.
Speaker 8: You've got bamboo everything now. It's actually it's not bad.
Bamboo sheets are pretty good somewhere.
Speaker 7: Bamboo. Are you talking about bamboo?
Speaker 8: The plate, the the bamboo, the plants.
Speaker 7: Sustainable?
Speaker 9: Really?
Speaker 7: Yeah? But isn't it kind of rash?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: It grows wild here in North Carolina. You see it
all on the side of the road when you're driving.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, good, you want to much? You know, Bam.
Speaker 8: Bamboo is for everything now. It's not just for breathing underwater.
Speaker 7: Not just for pandas, yeah, to do that.
Speaker 8: It's not just for making flutes. It's for toilet paper,
rubbing your bum and sleeping on it. Yeah, get with
the program. Get with sustainability. Is sustainable?
Speaker 9: James Bond used that in Doctor No to Escape to
the bad Guys.
Speaker 7: I think the long range on the same thing. Anyway,
Thank you one Ron for training us.
Speaker 8: You're welcome.
Speaker 7: Also with us down there and my sister's tank to
West Virginia. Our senior international correspondent, Switchblade Steve.
Speaker 9: Pleasure to be here. Is there actually a junior correspondent?
Speaker 7: Oh? I said, senior? Didn't they?
Speaker 9: Yeah? You did? But is there a junior somewhere. Yeah,
I don't know about it.
Speaker 7: He's coming up. Oh no, no, you don't know about him. Okay,
so you're you're wearing a prison orange again.
Speaker 9: Well, no, this is a Darrow Destroyer T shirt. Oh okay,
remember the Darrow that Richard Shaver heard over his well begun?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, right, yeah, yeah, okay, all right. You know
it's just me, but it looks like you should be
picking letter up upon, you know, along the highway with all.
Speaker 9: The other people on our I do when I get time.
Speaker 7: With the volunteer, also with us, says our int National
Senior Security Chief Willie Club w C. He has a wow. Okay,
well we don't have to cut that out.
Speaker 10: Why I'm mac, I have one. You know you've told
us that you're censoring the portions of the verbal show tonight. Well,
so I have to find a way to get things
off my yes or everything now and again.
Speaker 7: Okay, censoring I don't think a message? Okay, all right,
we understand.
Speaker 8: Well you could say it this way. Club, You could say,
you know what album I like best by Van Halen?
Speaker 7: Watch it. I don't want to be that what is it?
Speaker 8: Foreign lawful cardinal?
Speaker 7: Oh that's right, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 10: Can I can I respond to something that one said
about the bamboo Sure, you know I've tried it myself.
You know they had here a big sale on the
bamboo toilet tissue. We go and sit for a week after.
I would not recommend the review unless you're really rough,
you know, if you used to using uh newspaper. It's okay,
but that's a major change from.
Speaker 7: Sand Okay, I know it's this is it's education.
Speaker 8: My daughter likes to use it, but I bring my
own when I go there, and that's.
Speaker 7: It consumer reports. Yeah, okay, good to know. Thank you
club for joining us. This is a man who just
had a rubber ducky in his hand right.
Speaker 10: Tonight. I'm just in a I'm just in one of
those moods. Yeah that I needed the show tonight.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, well yes we did so so anyway, also
with us down there and excuse me, Connecticut, is Susie
best Susie.
Speaker 5: In the spirit of inability, I will be writing my
cuss words on my reusable note pad.
Speaker 7: Okay, wow, you the production of the show appreciates what's
new with you.
Speaker 8: I kinda dust off my etches sketch. You know that really,
you know my iPod still works. I'm going to be
bringing that on the plane.
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm sure you get on an app, right, be
able to an app on your phone?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I have all that stuff. I was a
fun man, but the iPod is my proud pride and joy.
I got all kinds of good stuff on it.
Speaker 11: I just I just heard that some airline is going
to offer free Wi Fi, So like that supposed to
be a big deal.
Speaker 8: You mean it's not free on British airways.
Speaker 7: It's gotta about British airways. Better be Do you still
turn your phone off when you're in flight?
Speaker 8: I don't know. That's a good question.
Speaker 7: It's got airplane mode. I don't know.
Speaker 10: You have to turn it off when you're going up
and when you're coming down, yeah, because it interferes with
the tower.
Speaker 7: But you can turn it on. You can make calls
while you're up there.
Speaker 8: Yeah there.
Speaker 10: I don't know about making calls, but you can use
you can have your wife. I'm not sure because I
don't use it when I fall.
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, well always never calls me when she's in
the air, and I always thought.
Speaker 5: That was you don't get service when you're Yeah.
Speaker 11: Well, you're gonna get service. You're right, Well, the plane
is going to become a hot spot. I guess they're
they charge you Wi Fi calling if you want Wi
Fi calling on a plane. Now, I guess you're supposed
to pay for extra. But one of the big carriers
now was saying they're going to be magnanimous and give
you free Wi Fi, which, wow, you know, okay, not
like a cruise ship.
Speaker 7: I mean, another reason to travel. How's your manage of
creatures down there, Susan.
Speaker 5: We had a cat incident.
Speaker 7: Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 5: My elderly cat, he's almost fourteen. He got some kind
of like stomach bug type thing, which is it's serious
for cats because they get dehydrated very quickly. But he's
also quite old. So we ended up having an emergency
VET visit Saturday morning, and the vet told me you
should think about just putting him down.
Speaker 12: Ye serious fluids, give me something to you know, make
this stop, and a few days later back to normal.
Speaker 7: They wanted to kill them. Well, I know that's just
too Yeah, people.
Speaker 5: Should think he's so old he's never gonna make it
through this. Been in perfect health his entire life. He's
just you know, that would be like if I, you know,
told them to put you down because you can't figure.
Speaker 8: Out your right exactly?
Speaker 7: What are you talking to one? You know?
Speaker 10: Susie the bird flu is? Did you read about that?
In Connecticut? There was a cat that caught the bird
flu So I be sure that your cat didn't catch
something like that.
Speaker 7: Inside he's got spiders to worry about. Yeah, so well,
I'm glad that he recovered.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's good news.
Speaker 7: Also with us down there in North Carolina is uh
super fan. Susan kay, Susan.
Speaker 4: Kay w Hi everybody?
Speaker 7: How are you by Susan the Blonde is? So, how
are you?
Speaker 4: I'm doing great now that I'm here with you.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, we'll choose to believe you.
Speaker 8: No bigger compliment, Mac.
Speaker 7: Okay, thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 8: So we're all Any fires near your way?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I was wondering that earlier today.
Speaker 4: The fire, Yes, yeah, so a little father South.
Speaker 13: Actually, ironically, my father in law used to live in
Carolina Forest, which is where I think it began. And
my twelve hundred acres burned in Myrtle Beach.
Speaker 9: That's crazy, Myrtle Beach.
Speaker 7: Oh, don't burn there, man, no, no more golf, Yeah,
no more nothing right. Yeah, So this isn't something that
happens a lot. That wildfires down there, I guess don't happen.
So we're seeing the first of its kind. So anyway,
we're here tonight, we're going to be talking about a
number of things, we hope, but I know that we
do have. You've got several emails, Susan, Kay from the
not Fani that is, they're just questions about the show.
Speaker 4: I do. I have three interesting emails that fan letters.
Speaker 7: They're don't really fan letters, that's the thing. They're just letters.
You'll see.
Speaker 13: Well they're from fan Okay, so maybe.
Speaker 8: They're maybe they're from people who hate us. I don't know.
Speaker 7: We'll see. So we don't have music anymore, so let's
pretend music is on and we can just get this
old one.
Speaker 14: Go ahead, Susan, all right, Okay, this is going to
be So we originally.
Speaker 13: Got the three emails of interest at Mcaroney one thousand
at yahoo dot com.
Speaker 4: So that's the new email.
Speaker 7: That's my Yahoo. Yes, I'm sorry, that's my Yahoo. My Yahoo.
So it's Macaroni one thousand at my who.
Speaker 9: And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7: I wrote it wrong. I wrote it wrong. I did. Okay,
that's and we'll we'll explain that email address later, but
go ahead, please sure.
Speaker 4: So the first email.
Speaker 13: Is for Mac and it's asked, Mac, will you please
finish the thanks for the baby story that you started
two weeks ago.
Speaker 7: Okay, do you remember that story because I believe that
I told it as I was down at a move on,
you know, conference, and I spoke there and it was
like a drunken disaster. But luckily I went on at
eleven in the morning and then I was done with
it and a woman approached me who looked like the
mother in the Adams family. Okay, she's kind of dressed
like that more.
Speaker 9: Tissue, right, Carolyn Jones, right right?
Speaker 7: And she comes over and she tells me the story
about and she looked very you know, I don't want
to say normal, but you know what I mean, and
except she was dressed kind of sneaky. And she says,
I'm I've read your books, and some one says I've
waited to meet you because I want to tell you
a story. And the story is is that before I
go to bed every night, ghosts of historical figures up
here in my room, and so I talked to Patent
a lot. I talked to Magotha a lot. I talked
to Truman a lot. The ghosts of these people, they
go really, yeah, yeah, and so what do they tell you?
And they said, well, they're sent by aliens because they
told them that aliens wanted my body and my sister's
body to breed hybrid aliens, I guess humans. So I'm going, okay,
all right, we're I'm there with my friend Gary, also
the bank, the big go. We're drinking freely, let's say.
And so she tells this whole story how the aliens
came down and impregnated her and she gave breath to
two babies in six weeks and not nine months. Oh yeah, okay,
so then definitely the aliens come down and they take
the babies and they leave. So I said to her, well,
did the aliens say anything to you? And she said, yeah,
thanks for the babies. That was to the point.
Speaker 9: That's the thanks clearing that.
Speaker 8: What other kind of punchline would.
Speaker 7: You want to There's none better than that ahead at.
Speaker 8: Least, I said thanks.
Speaker 4: So there's the second one.
Speaker 13: Also, uh, Mac, can you please finish the sherry Lewis.
Speaker 4: Story you started three weeks ago.
Speaker 7: Three weeks ago, I said, I put this one wanted
to know this. So you remember Sherry Lewis, right, yeah,
everything without the lamp chop. Okay, all right, everything. So
when I was a kid in my crib, I just
fell in love with her.
Speaker 8: She was calling me, are you talking about a crib
crib or your crib crib? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Crib? Well little kids. Yeah. I look through the look
through the slats at the TV and she was like,
oh man, she was just the catch me.
Speaker 8: Alpha it catch me out.
Speaker 7: So anyway, no anyone I tell this to. I have
to endure this whole what's the name of the lamb chop? Right,
the lamb chop? Puts her puts her hand up, the
lamb chops ass all this stuff. So I made the
mistake of well wait till you have the story. I
made the mistake of telling this to my brother's a wife, okay,
my sister. And for Christmas, she said, Christmas, she gives
me a no, she has a stuffed doll of lamb
chop okay for her dog. She threw the thing down
on the floor and the dog ripped it to pieces
in like about you know, eight seconds. That hurts, you
know what I mean emotionally, it was damaging to your psyche.
That's the Lamb Chop stay. So I'm kind of haunted
by Lamb Chop. But if you remember her, she I
mean she was she was really pretty something, but she
had she had a way about her that she.
Speaker 11: Was a ventriloquist. And yeah, I had the little dolls
she did like m Chop and I don't remember the
other ones.
Speaker 8: But you had a nice nice she was very wholesome,
very wholesome.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Saddy Morning TV. You know, keep your hand out
of your diapers.
Speaker 8: Little Mac wasn't a member of you know, Perver Teachers
Association or anything like that. She was very sweet and nice.
Speaker 7: All right. Yeah, like I know what you mean, the
teacher run robber room misane.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I used to. I can see I can see you,
and I can see Billy and Jimmy. Yeah see you,
I see you in your bedroom. You're not dressed yet,
You're gonna be late.
Speaker 7: For the bus. It was always having a little pervy
about it. That's amazing, okay.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Soupy sales with facts.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, until they threw him on Susan do we
have another one, so we.
Speaker 4: Actually do have one more here.
Speaker 13: And so the third one they want to know is
the one one survival gift bag giveaway. Is it a
gag or is it a legitimate offer to the fan.
Speaker 7: It's a legitimate offer to the fans, I know, after
we did the Sigeant peppers of ads for it. But
you know, clocks in two minutes and nineteen seconds without
the Augusta. It sounds like a bit. I listened to
it the other day and it sounds like a bit,
but it isn't. We'll running again during the show. But
if you go to Macaroni one thousand at my my
Yahoo dot com right, not Yahoo, but my Yahoo dot com,
Macaronie one thousand IU yahoo dot com, and just tell
us why you would want one of these survival packs,
and it's everything that we talk about one on them.
Let's say, Susan, Hey, you know the contents.
Speaker 13: I do only so you've added the seat cushion, uh,
big box cleanex, big box of wipes, you squeegee, you lube,
and a mister.
Speaker 7: A mister okay, all the nice andy little pack and
people asking what's the squeegee about? Well, you're gonna have
to figure that out yourself. So anyway, so.
Speaker 13: Take the sweat off from the in and all worked up,
and you can take it off quickly.
Speaker 8: All right, that's all right.
Speaker 10: They use those in the days.
Speaker 7: They do.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't want to reuse one.
Speaker 11: Okay, I've never I've never seen the bdet was this
squeegee or next door?
Speaker 10: But okay, yeah, well you probably haven't been into a class.
Speaker 7: Well, if you go in there, if you go in there,
there's a there's a squeegee next to the biday. You
can need assistance? How does this work? Pops up?
Speaker 10: Who has see a god day?
Speaker 8: Is sustainable?
Speaker 7: You don't really like a hang on? Who has a
bid day?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 7: Well? Connecticut?
Speaker 5: What what is wrong with you? Gross Americans? With your
dirty butts? But they have them everywhere else, just not here.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 5: I can't like. I don't want to travel because nowhere
else has them, and I feel dirty and gross the
whole time.
Speaker 8: Right, I don't know if you're not good to reach
around with chilette paper.
Speaker 7: Yeah, club exactly. They have ample swearing and be in trouble.
Speaker 8: Luckily you could have you should have asked for assistance.
Speaker 7: You can buy the button you asked for. This is
from the guy who's who's using bamboo.
Speaker 11: So you can buy a thing that will sit on
a regular toilet. It's a day addition, you know, and
you can use that. But the problem I find with that,
I would I would find with that is it's cold water.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, the warm water, but you can.
Speaker 11: But like in most American homes, there's no warm water
feed near the toilet. It's it's a sink water line.
Speaker 7: Use the Who I mean.
Speaker 5: First too, is you know I thought that the cold
water would be bad.
Speaker 7: Wow, it's not.
Speaker 11: See in my house, the water comes immediately out of
the cellar, which is you know, forty something degrees down there.
So the water in the pipe from the hot water
heater to the the day would be exceedingly cold.
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's see, go ahead, club place. You know.
Speaker 10: All I can tell you is you remember when you
were kid and you were sick. What did your parents
do to help you get back?
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, all right, okay, that never happened. Yea, that
never happened. They could chase me around the house all
for god day. That ain't happening. But all right, that's
why I can't speak French and I don't even know
what they are.
Speaker 8: Well, my day has the name. It's called it's Bridget,
Bridget Bedet.
Speaker 7: Okay, thank you, thank you for the punchline. Hopefully they'll
end the discussion. But Susanka, is that it? What was that?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 13: So there's actually more to this and getting quite heated
now that I read it. Says you shouldn't mislead your
fans like that, you crook. I told you that at
a young age. Sorry, I told you that at a
young age.
Speaker 4: But I guess that.
Speaker 13: Training didn't work very well, just like your potty training.
Speaker 4: And while you're at it.
Speaker 5: Back to that haircut.
Speaker 8: Wow, love mom?
Speaker 7: Oh that's okay, hang on, let's play the sling. Come mom.
It's good when she stays in touch, all right, Susan
dancing everything? Wow?
Speaker 8: Where mom has really been hard on you lately?
Speaker 7: Thank you club Wow, Thank you Susan, and thank you Mom.
I appreciate it.
Speaker 13: H So, if I may go ahead take this opportunity,
that would be Macaroni one thousand, M A C C
A R O N E one thousand at my yahoo
dot com.
Speaker 7: I think it's m A And now we're gonna it's
it doesn't end with and I.
Speaker 8: Must m a macar me like the like the paste
back to roster.
Speaker 7: Yeah, m a you spell it one one may. Yeah,
I messed it all up. Wow, someone someone was having
a bad day. I had to do a click me up. No, no,
I had one one please Macaroni.
Speaker 8: I just call it Macaroni A C A R O
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Speaker 7: Perfectly perfect. Blame Rudy, Blame Rudy House, Rudy. He didn't
run away nothing, okay, all right? Did he go for
a ride today?
Speaker 15: I worked?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, okay, why don't we do this? How
do we take a SPO's your break now and get
out of us and we'll be right back after this.
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Speaker 7: That's yes, Please keep the puppets. Whoa well, Welcome back
everyone to Mac Maloney's Noulitrak saf show here in the
This is Thunder Radio Network, This is mac Mymonney. Well,
what a show we have so far. Let me introduce
you to the members of the Plastic Girls. Calm down,
He's coming back in less than a week. I can
see the excitement on his face. So we're going to
dispense anything about you know, British toilet paper one one,
the very famous one one is here looking very hip, tonight.
Speaker 8: Very hip. Thank you very much.
Speaker 7: Well you stole my look.
Speaker 8: So I'm gonna I'm gonna try and be your double
when when I go back to the United States.
Speaker 7: Really yeah a.
Speaker 8: Week, I'll be okay, I'll be your double. They won't
tell us a part of the get one of fake
you better you better pumped shop and shop still open, Jack's.
Speaker 7: Joke shop down time. Yeah, yeah, go ahead, Yes, I'm
sure it's still there. So thank you one one for
turning us.
Speaker 8: You're welcome, glad to be here.
Speaker 7: Also with us is the senior, I responded, senior international correspondent, Sorry,
how to think a moment? Switch light, Steve one, Switchy.
Speaker 9: Great to be here, and I'm gonna one up club tonight.
What is that?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you know I've told you before.
Lois's uncle used to run Intiman's Trucking. But that's sink
in for a second, a long second. Anyway, thank you
for joining us. Switchy, did you have some Oh you
did have some kind of massive breakfast. You sent me
the pictures to taunt me. Let me introduce it one
and then we'll get back to you. Okay. Also with
us is our international security chief, Willie Club Senior.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up because I'm little
concern where you're having changes to our titles. I don't
know if you're trying to push us out or what,
but anyone's I'm glad you corrected yourself, and needless to
say it, it is excellent to be here tonight.
Speaker 9: You know, club, when the titles changed, they get a
little bit weaker. We don't make as much money.
Speaker 10: Well that's what it's all, isn't it all for the bucks?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I always wait for pay day?
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, well that would be uh I'm waiting
for payday too, as it turns out. So anyway, thank
you club for joining us. We appreciate it. Where the
rubber ducky come from? People want to know. As the
duck says he's reaching for something, it's my duck. Okay, okay,
it says.
Speaker 10: Que excellent instead of excellent. I got that as an
award for excellent service.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, okay, is that the I R S. State
Street Bank? Oh?
Speaker 10: This was in my real.
Speaker 7: Wow. Okay, another peak closely? Uh, let's see also with
us down there in nice scuse me? Connected Susie best steal? Susie,
I think.
Speaker 5: You mean junior domestic security chief best steal.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, what happened? Okay? Was this something I didn't
hear about?
Speaker 4: But she's getting listen.
Speaker 5: But when you were here last time, I did have
a box of twinkies in your honor. Because I'm trying
to apply for a position to work for you.
Speaker 7: That was directed to you.
Speaker 11: Well, you know what, it'd be an entry level position, right,
even that sounds so.
Speaker 10: She'd move right to the top. Anyone that's got a
clean butt like that?
Speaker 7: All right, what I'm gonna have to do a rerun? Also,
that voice your heard was a producer, technical advisor, engineer,
Massive B killer, Massive B killer. Wow, the kiddies fell.
Hey man, Hello everybody? What's uh? What's the good word today?
The day? That's the day. The word of the day
is the day.
Speaker 11: There you go, that's what didn't don't you Australia say
that beday?
Speaker 8: All right? Listen just the Grutcher Mark show. You bet
your Life? Yes, uh, welcome to Greg You bet your life?
Say the secret word? Win one hundred dollars. Yes, it's
commonly found in the house. What is your name? Interview
the couple.
Speaker 7: And go ahead?
Speaker 8: Yes, right, it was a George Fetterman. That was the
second money and moderator. Yes, so I see you got
seven kids. Wow, you're doing pretty good. Yes, yes, Grutcher,
I had seven kids and I love my wife very much.
Oh gee, I love my cigar too, but I take
it out once in a while.
Speaker 7: And they suspended him or I think five shows for
that they did just for that, and they did and
in the fifties, I'm not sure that that even aired.
Did it air?
Speaker 8: I don't know either. But they didn't have delay, they
didn't have delayed, but those are live shows. Didn't that delay?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Probably? Yeah, But anyway, he did, he did. He was
suspended for a while for I'm saying.
Speaker 9: That we need to do a show with just Marx
Brothers lines.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, oh god, funny, got funny. People probably
don't remember these people, but you know, any Mox Brothers
movie is hilarious. It really is. It's just it is
one thing after them.
Speaker 9: You want a doctor hacking the bush, you get a
doctor hacking the bush. Yeah, yeah, by a duck buy
not a chicken.
Speaker 7: Yeah anyway, okay.
Speaker 8: You'd walk around funny like a duck actually be walking
around with a cigar, hanging.
Speaker 9: With a cigar.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's great. Yeah, it's just visual stuff. And it's
another one of those comedy series that my wife just
doesn't get because she's too British, you know, she just
doesn't get it, you know, just like the Three Stooges.
She definitely does not get. Very few females. The Max Brothers.
They have like a storyline and it's pretty funny. They
was funny, yeah yeah, and all the bits are intricate.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, but there were stories, right, there were plots
to their movies. It was kind of funny.
Speaker 9: Of course, in Alabama there's the Tuscaloosa but that's totally irrelevant.
Speaker 7: I actually heard that.
Speaker 11: When they were making the movies, they would have to
take and it was Chicko and like put them in
a cage on the set because if they didn't, he'd
go out and find a poker game and be gone
for three or four days.
Speaker 7: It would stop the movie.
Speaker 11: So they would have to when he wasn't on actually
on camera, they locked him up to keep him from
taking off. I guess he was a really incredible gambler.
Speaker 8: Me.
Speaker 7: He was not offensive to Italians. Chico, I'm you know anyway, Okay,
there's Chico. Yeah. We then introduced everyone Bet, Susan Kay,
super fans, Susan Kay. How are you.
Speaker 4: I'm doing very well, Thank you so much.
Speaker 13: I do want to introduce to the snacking community.
Speaker 4: This is my favorite treat of the year. So you
know peeps, right, peeps.
Speaker 7: Are famous disgusting.
Speaker 13: Go ahead, okay, so ready, yes, dipped in chocolate.
Speaker 7: Chocolate peeps. Where's the vomit? Where's the vomit?
Speaker 4: My god?
Speaker 13: I could eat fifteen pack cities but sugar and oh my.
Speaker 4: God, they're so good.
Speaker 8: Is it real chocolate? Let me ask you.
Speaker 7: I'm sure as ye sure, chocolate from Switzerland. Thank you, Susan.
Speaker 8: I like peeps when this stale little bit they opened
the package up and let him get stale.
Speaker 4: Pucklehole in them and let him sit for a little.
Speaker 11: Bit exactly, yeah, okay, and then they stiff it up
a bit.
Speaker 8: So I like the pink ones better than the yellow ones.
Speaker 7: Okay, we don't want to do any Let me throw
it to switch, as they say in the business Switch.
You went out for breakfast today. I know because you
went to me with photos. It was like a you know,
like a panorama. He sent me three photos and you
put him together. It was his breakfast. So what did you?
Went to a waffle house? Right?
Speaker 15: Right?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I mean instead of making the pilgrimage ten miles east
of lee Tark to a country corner kitchen, I decided
to uh to do something that I knew would torment
Susie because that's maybe her favorite restaurant or one of them.
So I knew that I could send pictures ye Susie
and make her very jealous.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, I'm very jealous. We don't have them here.
Speaker 7: Huh.
Speaker 9: Well mine isn't very close. I have to drive fifty
minutes to get there, but it was worth it. So
they have this this breakfast that's like eleven seventy five
and it's it's god, it's amazing. It's you know, you
get eggs, you can have hash browns. You get another
different choice if you want toast. I had a couple
of sausage patties, and then I found out you don't.
You don't have to have the waffle You can have
biscuits and gravy. Well I've never had buscuits and gravy there,
so I got that as well, and I was gosh,
I was hungry enough to eat the whole thing. I
usually don't eat the whole meal at that waffle house
because it's so much food. Yes, so the you know,
the eleven seventy five plus whatever a couple of bucks
for coffee, and it's a it's a cheap meal and
it's a lot of food.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll tell you. Look it looks it looked great.
It looked great, even the photos. Okay, I mean once again,
I'm sitting there reading half a banana, taking a switch.
Speaker 8: Thank you be on this diet, Mac.
Speaker 7: Yes, forever, as it turns out, forever.
Speaker 16: Diet really, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but I get
to like salteines are good after you eat, like about
you know, five thousand of them.
Speaker 9: The tastes rich, crack.
Speaker 7: Rich cracktor is you know, they're they're not kosher. So anyway, anyway,
ask about the chip man? Yes, yes, yes, So how
much was that?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 7: How much there was the bill?
Speaker 9: I don't know about uh good, thirteen or fourteen maybe?
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, you left the town and the tip
was ten bucks? Wow?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 7: Wow they had waffle house. Man, they'll they'll.
Speaker 8: Put a cracking out.
Speaker 10: They're going to have your picture up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, way kid, Yeah.
Speaker 9: I took it and and you know, hit the border
in Mexico, you know, or something like.
Speaker 7: That, Lesico. Well that's even further to drive for a
waffle house. Now, Susie, why do you like waffle houses?
We have to ask.
Speaker 5: Because people get in fights there, so it's like food.
Speaker 7: And dinner in the show. Yes, okay, cool because people
get in fights there. What what do they fight about?
Speaker 5: That says, you know whatever. But the thing is that's
great is that the like kitchen staff will like jump
over the counter and join in.
Speaker 8: Oh nice.
Speaker 7: I love those videos, man.
Speaker 9: I guess my waffle house doesn't, or I'm going the
wrong time. So I have to see when they're scheduling
the fights.
Speaker 5: Well, STI driver one in Daytona Beach, Florida.
Speaker 7: Okay, yes, all right.
Speaker 5: There is always a fight in that one.
Speaker 7: Really.
Speaker 9: I remember seeing film of one maybe a couple of
years ago, where when somebody was throwing a chair oh across.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah. I love those videos with the with
the McDonald's employees fight back.
Speaker 9: So Soonsie, do you like the food as well?
Speaker 7: It's fine, fine, I mean it sucks.
Speaker 5: Without the fighting, it would not be my favorite, okay.
And I like how they do like like you know,
the hurricane is going to be really really bad if
the house closes, it's like a parameter.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, okay, so that's what it is, right,
So if so, they try to stay open.
Speaker 8: As long as they stay open.
Speaker 7: Okay, And they have a probably their own generators, probably right,
maybe not.
Speaker 8: They must have a staff that doesn't fear in any
kind of weather interruption.
Speaker 7: So but when they.
Speaker 5: Close's pretty tough.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, well yeah right, so so but when they close,
that's it. It's time to evacuate more or less? Right right?
All right? Yeah? What do we need? Fema? Tha Susan
kay did? I answered? Is that a cat? Look at
that thing?
Speaker 8: It's a he always said, asked, if that's a cat, it's.
Speaker 4: The nervous dog. It's gonna rain here.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, what's his name? Her name?
Speaker 4: His name is Benton?
Speaker 7: Benton? And I thought, yeah, yeah, okay, why why who
named him Ben?
Speaker 8: Why?
Speaker 5: So he's a he's a rescue Okay.
Speaker 7: He came, he came with the name.
Speaker 8: Give him lots of love. Does he have his thundershirt on?
Speaker 13: He doesn't have it on. But he's uh, definitely a
little worked up about something tonight.
Speaker 4: He's sitting here.
Speaker 8: Those music, well they can predict weather from far away,
so they sense, uh, parametric pressure changes and all that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 7: But a little scotch and his water, what happen? So good?
Speaker 4: Idea, give me the trip anyway.
Speaker 7: So thank you, Susan kay for joining us. So what
we're going to do is we're going to throw it
to the club because I saw this thing. You know,
I tried to read the news these days, but I
couldn't have. I couldn't avoid this headline that said, once
again the F word, thanks an asteroid. You know what
was it? Like a mountain size asteroid missed us, you know,
by still a lot of miles, but you know, a
close call. Let's say, and they and they found it
like three days before or for what I'm probably wrong
club place.
Speaker 10: Okay, let me give you this story behind the story.
As you know from previous reports, you know, there was
a lot going on in the asteroid world for a while,
and then about six months ago everything pretty much calmed down.
Well all of a sudden, on December twenty seventh, asteroid
twenty four, why our four was discovered. We discovered an
observatory in Chile discovered it. This is scary stuff, Okay,
it's how they discover them. These are the close to
Earth ones. These are ones that do have the potential
of hitting Earth. I mean they're not where you could
see them with you know, with your eyes. But anyways,
once that was discovered, everything pricked up around the.
Speaker 8: All.
Speaker 10: Everyone got on alert because you know, it came out
of the blue, and there was a lot of uncertainty
about whether or not it would impact Earth. Initially it
was determined that it would collide with the Earth in
twenty thirty two. The possibility of that happening is one
to three percent, which doesn't sound like a lot, but
it is. It is something to think about what happened
during this period after they discovered it, they kept raising
the possibility. First it was zero percent, then they went
to one percent. A couple of days later they went
to two percent, and then recently, as recently as a
couple of weeks ago, they went up to three percent.
And then all of a sudden they came back and said,
oh no, nasak back I said, it's not going to
be a problem. It's now been determined that it has
zero percent of hitting us.
Speaker 7: In the near future.
Speaker 10: Now. The thing was, the scary thing was they didn't
say you're not going to hit us for thirty years
or something. But anyways, the big thing about this is
that although the twenty four yr four was determined to
be relatively small, only forty to ninety meters in size.
It is comparable the asteroid that flattened the Tugusta region.
If you recall in Siberia, we've talked about this back
in nineteen oh eight. It flattened an eight hundred and
thirty mile area of Siberia. Now this is thought to
be that same size, but now as they're getting a
closer look, they think it may even be bigger. Now,
the big problem with these small ones is that it's
not the size as much as is the speed that
it would impact the Earth.
Speaker 5: That's what he said, you know my second emotion.
Speaker 10: Oh anyways, I will disregard that comment from the hit song.
Speaker 8: This this is sperience emotion.
Speaker 10: This is serious stuff we're talking about. Don't laugh at all.
You know you might be right around the corner your
last day. Anyways, because of the uncertainty in the size
of it, it was decided that they were going to
bring the James Web telescope into the picture, and that
if you know that, you know that was this telescope
that was built a few years ago. Yes, in fact,
it's the largest strongest telescope ever in the sky.
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 10: So for them to make that move to turn it
toward this asteroid is something that you know, it's been
not telling us, but I always say to you, actions
speak louder than words. Yes, okay, yeah, So what it's
going to do, even though right now it's been determined
that is the zero possibility of hitting us in the
near future, it's going to be coming back again on
twenty twenty twenty eight, four years. It's going to come
by here every four years.
Speaker 7: Really holy, how is that that? It does that indicate
they're very close if they come around.
Speaker 10: That's why they cause them close the Earth. But anyways,
they're gonna the telescope, they're going to aim it at that.
They're going to study the infrared light because that's the
heat that emits from the asteroid.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 10: Now, the problem here is that although they're telling us
don't worry about it, that it's a zero thing, a
couple of things of concern. You know, they just found
out you know, it was that close. It just came
from around the corner.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, really very cool.
Speaker 10: And again, as I've tried to alert folks, you know,
that's that's a scary thing. But and you know what
they say about it hitting us in the foreseeable future.
What does that tell you? They really don't want to
get in any detail. But anyways, the the asteroid completes
one orbit around the Sun approximately every four years. Okay, yeah, yeah,
And the big concern that the astrologists have is that
it could be nudged into a collision course due to
the gravitational pull of the influence from the planets, the Moon,
or other space objects. So the concern is if it,
you know, bounces off the Moon when it gets close
to Yeah, yep, yeah, could you know bounce off us?
Speaker 7: See if it hits the Moon, and if it's very powerful,
I wonder if there is any way it could throw
the Moon's orbit off. Because the Moon's orbit is so
important to what happens on Earth, it's almost kind of scary.
Speaker 10: Well mack, from what I understand at my thronoledge of this,
it would be too small to cause anything the size
of the Moon to be shifted. The biggest concern about
asteroids when the impact area, as in Russia, eight hundred
and thirty miles flat. Right yeah, now the other thing
is right now, the scary thing. The astrologists tell us
that there are about three thousand near Earth objects like
this that are found each year. Three thousand they find
each year.
Speaker 8: Let's keeping track of all of those.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, Well, scientists estimate that there were about six
hundred thousand similar objects in size to the twenty four
y four, but only two percent of them twelve thousand,
have been found, according to the ESA, which is European
Space Agency. So the biggest concern here should be is
that they located this thing seven years before it was
projected to hit. They oventually projected US twenty thirty two.
Speaker 7: Okay, yes, right.
Speaker 10: The thing is, as we've learned from the DOT mission,
you call that where they went up there and they
center rocket and try to shake up the asteroid they
yeh yeah. The the thing with that is it usually
needs a ten year lead time.
Speaker 7: That's insane, man, I can't wait that long.
Speaker 10: Ice rocket based on the particular asteroid and get it going,
get it up there. And so anyways, with a seven
year lead time, we ain't got a chance.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah ye.
Speaker 10: But and I'm trying not to alarm people. I'm just
trying to do it a bad job of it. No,
I'm trying to make you aware that you know they're
downplaying again. Yes, these asteroids, and this one in particular
because of the fact, you know that they couldn't figure
it out. Now they said, well, it could be bigger,
but don't worry about it because it's not going to
hit us in the foreseeable future. So what is foreseeable
future more?
Speaker 7: Wow? Yeah, yep, you can foresee that future.
Speaker 10: So anyways, the main thing now is they're putting a
lot of resources on it. Like I say, with that web, telescope,
actions speak loud of the words. If they're taking that
telescope off its current sightings and they're going to do
that this month, that's telling you they really are concerned.
They just one of the problems with asteroids, you know,
with the black ones, they can't see them far in advance, right,
So that's why this web is going to help. But unfortunately,
with the ten year timeframe that we presently have to
be able to develop a rocket and get it all
going and get it up to where the asteroid is,
isn't a proper lead time based not only on this asteroid,
but they predict, like I told you, six hundred thousand
of them out there that could be right around the corner.
So anyways, the main thing is. I was pretty excited
when I heard that they change the possibility of an
impact is zero. Yes, and then as they continue during
the week, they throw up these little tidbits foreseeable future
and they're still looking at it.
Speaker 8: The future cares right now.
Speaker 10: But anyways, I just I just thought it was important
enough to let our listeners.
Speaker 7: Know that the big one's coming.
Speaker 10: There's a lot going out there, and hopefully the big
one won't be here for a while.
Speaker 8: But hopefully everybody at NASA the sky you know, every day,
I myself, I just want to be blindsided and flattened that.
Speaker 7: You don't want to know. That's good, I understand.
Speaker 10: Anyways, I'm sorry to be down because it started. I
was going to be pretty excited and give you a
positive news and then all of a sudden during the week,
they threw us this curveball.
Speaker 7: Yes, I'll be up a.
Speaker 10: Lot of nights now watching the view from the telescope
to see, you know, what they see, because they they
are concerned that it might be bigger than they thought,
and the only way they can find out is with
the web telescope and the that whole review there. So
so let's keep our fingers and ice crossed.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, wow, thank you.
Speaker 10: Club questions are going to answer any.
Speaker 7: Any questions, any questions from the autists as the dogs
go ahead, please.
Speaker 13: Susan es so more more of a comment than than
a question.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 13: Can you imagine if they did announce uh, and you
know we had that it was going to hit us.
Speaker 4: It would almost drive you mad, knowing knowing, can't know anywhere,
You can't.
Speaker 10: See movies, I think, interrupt you. But we've had movies
out there over the last twenty years. You may recall
that that's what happened. They notified the world that this
thing was coming, and you saw what happened. People panicked,
the world goes ut. Yeah, but what do you expect
what to say to me? That's probably a normal reaction, Susan.
Speaker 7: You know, what did it leak out? What did it
leak out? These days, especially these days, man, that's hard
to keep a secret way off to get it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not just like a US thing. You'd have
to have like all of the countries, their government.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 10: The European Space Agency, the ESA is pretty big in
this stuff. Yeah, yeah, you play a major role. This
isn't just the United States with our astronomers and all
that ESA has a lot of uh you know, resources
in this in this effort. Also, so you're right, the
rest of the world is just as concerned, right right,
But anyway, very.
Speaker 5: Bad if they knew it was happening and they didn't
tell me and I went to.
Speaker 10: Work work that day, Well, if you got your paycheck,
fir ust, you know you'd.
Speaker 7: Be So just get another thirty year buggage.
Speaker 8: Right, another reason, another reason for me to get least
three days worth of ready to eat food that lasts
for twenty five years.
Speaker 7: I get a budget of that.
Speaker 10: Man, And I think, keep an eye on your dog because,
as you know, this sensitive to many things.
Speaker 7: Wow, and if he.
Speaker 10: Continues, if Benton continues to look up Benson to the
sky for a long period of time, look at the
want to make some plans.
Speaker 7: Yes, okay, if he goes, if he clos and hides
somewhere and just keeps looking up at the sky, I'd
be worried. He's looking up at the sky. Now look
at him.
Speaker 13: As a joke, which it's kind of accurate, we call
him Doppler Dog because he'll just all of a sudden
behave strangely and I'll say it must be going to
rain and and I don't know right now.
Speaker 10: So he's your no doubt about it, Bobby.
Speaker 8: Dogs can sense so many things. That's incredible. It's still
it's still discovering things that dogs can do.
Speaker 7: Dogs are very smart. Now I have a question though, for.
Speaker 8: Us, Maken sense if you're going to have a stroke.
They seizure, and.
Speaker 7: They don't have a dog in they sense what's happening
right now? You don't know. Listen, I want to ask
Susie best you're the question. We can to take a break.
What kind of sub was that?
Speaker 5: It's I'm in Connecticut, so it's a grinder.
Speaker 17: Right, a website? Yeah? Oh well I don't know. Okay,
please Susie. Susie's on grinder.
Speaker 7: That's a good.
Speaker 9: Title, grider.
Speaker 5: It's very interesting, my friends.
Speaker 7: All right, tell us if we tell us that the
grinder in Connecticut means a submarines sum is grinder? What
is that as a dating site? Right?
Speaker 5: It's no, it's the gay mail hookups, not like so
like Tinder will say, you know there's you know, this
person is ten miles away, Grinder will be like, this
person is ten feet away, and then you look around
the room like who is it?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Wow?
Speaker 11: And then you go on to the back crowd at
the facilities, but I don't know.
Speaker 5: They Yeah, there's lots of bathrooms.
Speaker 7: Then how do you know about it? If you don't mind, as.
Speaker 4: I've friends friends defense.
Speaker 13: I'm pretty sure Al was the one that jumped in
with that information.
Speaker 7: Wow, please set eleven feet away.
Speaker 11: Wow, I didn't know. You know, did that bush make
it from North Carolina here that fast? Because I just
got thrown under it?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 7: Was great? Wow?
Speaker 11: Okay, well listen, I can't take it. Yeah, well, I
was just asking for a friend.
Speaker 7: I mean, come comercial break now and calm down and regroup.
And when we write back after this, thank you club
for that for scaring the crap out of all of us.
We appreciate it. Let's get the club please, just heaven,
I'll going to clap the club because our day's a
number good club.
Speaker 8: That we cleared the air with the grinderredation that was
our social media for two media secret of the show.
Speaker 7: Yeah right, he knows how the dog ran away when
we brought that up. All right, so when don't we
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getting some food okay, yeah, this one shops near me.
The girls that work there just to love to talk
to me, and it's not the kind of place we
have a lot of time to talk, but they just
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we're always running out of paper bamboo as the kids say. Yeah,
thank you all for joining us. We had a little
technical difficulty little couple of glitches hit today, but not bad.
Speaker 11: I believe it was the instability of the internet connection. Yes, okay,
maybe somebody who was running some heavy duty credit card
stuff through the internet. Hopefully they put our bill on that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that would that would take a while. Also
with US IS Security Chief, International Seniors International Senior Security Chief,
Willie Club Willie great to be Yes, okay, wow that's
your middle name. I'll tell you tonight. I agree with one.
You know, the a lot of lightness to the show tonight.
We need that sometimes, you know, because one of the
things I wanted to tell you, you know when my asteroid
study is that the asteroids have.
Speaker 10: An impact on things like zoom and that when they're close,
it sort of tells you that they could be part
of the problem tonight with your connection to be on
the alert, it's an indicator.
Speaker 7: That asteroid missed us. Now, well there's there's one.
Speaker 10: Hundred thousand out there, so it's you know that's could
be disruptive if they move in and out. We don't
see them, so just say, you know, they do correct
create problems with our telecommunications.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 11: One quick question, Club is they said that that after
he's going to miss us this time, but it's going
to be back in four years. Right, So when they
say is no imminent danger, that means that maybe on
this flyby it misses, but in four years it comes
back and it's it's uh bullseye.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but they won't be direct because they said foreseeable future.
Speaker 11: Yeah, well, foreseeable, but you know four years is you know,
it depends on your definition and foreseeable.
Speaker 7: You can track these things very precisely, you know in space.
Depending is depends on what.
Speaker 10: Let me correct the understanding there. It's not that it's
going to hit in twenty twenty eight. It's projected to
get the closest in twenty thirty two. Okay, seven years,
but it just so happens it gets in our proximity
every four years, right, So yeah, that could change if
it bounces off the moon or something, or if.
Speaker 7: It hits a gravitational field.
Speaker 10: You know when you play the different games, you know,
you're with the balls and stuff you so anyways, in
answer to.
Speaker 7: Your question, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gets her asked about how.
Speaker 8: Many miles away from the Earth is considered.
Speaker 7: Close.
Speaker 10: I'll say a couple of hundred thousand, but I'm not
sure I should know that at the top of my head,
but the moment, that's so much going on in my
head right now that.
Speaker 8: It's an amazing head you have there. You should be
proud of it, you know.
Speaker 10: I I won't say anything about that. Thank you.
Speaker 8: And once again our hosts are eating and drinking.
Speaker 7: No, yes, well it turns out yes, yes, yeah, thank you, Dave.
Speaker 8: So probably having a black and blue burger with ournion
rings and a Espressed with martini.
Speaker 7: But let's no, not yet. We're waiting for you to
come home that kind of stuff.
Speaker 10: Let me just say one, I'm looking forward to you
coming back home.
Speaker 9: I really am.
Speaker 7: Well, thank you. Yeah, you're going to pick up about
seven tabs in a row. Okay, you ready for that?
Also with us, we introduced uh no, Susan uh, SUS's
best still down there? And excuse we Connecticut? Do we
introduce you yet, Susie?
Speaker 5: Not yet this time?
Speaker 7: Okay? So what kind of sub did you have? I
missed that? What kind of grinder did you have?
Speaker 5: Speaking and grinder? So I was thinking of when one
and one gets back, we should all go on a
field trip and maybe like look for UFOs or something.
But maybe instead we download grinder and go to Petown.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I haven't been a province town a long time.
Speaker 11: Don't they tell you about Petown? Okay, if you drop
your wallet, kick it all the way to Turo Okay.
Speaker 7: Yeah, right, that's offensive to some people.
Speaker 8: It's well, I can blend it with that crowd.
Speaker 7: Okay, hopefully they see a lot of UFOs there. It's
at the very end, the very tip of Cape Cod.
It takes a while to drive down there. We used
to hook school and by the time it took us
to drive down that, we had to turn around and
get back, you know what I mean. So it's it's
two and a half three hours anyway to get all
the way out there. It's a nice, little quaint place.
It's it's it's a it's a place for gay people
for years, right, decades, right, but it's nice. But what
I've heard is, you know that the the ferry goes
back and forth to Boston all the time, and then
like they've tried to like take over the ferry. They're
all drunk and they've had like fights in the ferry.
The cops are waiting for the ferry.
Speaker 5: To pull up on the block Island.
Speaker 7: Fer Yeah yeah, but people why because they're drunk. If
they're coming back, they usually loaded, that's the thing. But
wow wow, okay, all right, I don't know how we
started talking about Providence Town, but apparently one one's gonna visit.
Speaker 8: It's that's our travel segment of the show.
Speaker 7: Okay, good, yeah, report to us how it is. Okay, yeah,
thank you, uh and thank you, Susie. Okay, and so
will you please tell us what kind of sam would
you have? I'm thinking like it's gonna be vegetarians.
Speaker 5: It was a turkey grinder and it had lettuce, olives, onions,
banana peppers, and.
Speaker 8: Sandwich what.
Speaker 7: Vomits?
Speaker 8: I don't know, Susan, that's that sounds good, Susie.
Speaker 7: That's uh yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you everyone.
Speaker 8: I'd lose the lettuce part of it, but the rest
of it is, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 14: Too healthy from the lettuce, but I would put some
spinach on it instead.
Speaker 7: Of why bother at that point? But why you really
you like the really hot stuff? Is that the hot food?
I should say.
Speaker 5: I am as compared to my child who will just
like eat a Scotch bonnet pepper hole.
Speaker 7: So it was a little right, but but but what
does it do? I mean, could that be the problem
with your back because it turns.
Speaker 5: And the peppers would actually help with pain, But.
Speaker 7: Banana peppers aren't they like crazy? Pain is a murder, right, yeah, okay, okay, yeah,
well that's good. So yeah, turkey grinding with all the
hot stuff. Okay, well that's good. Now I want the
I want the ground, but not the hot stuff. They
call them, don't they hoes in Boston? They call them
spucky spucky spucky roll.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. In Lowell it was a
shop that featured hot hogies. Yeah, they were good. Yeah.
I think that's a big Tucket boulevard there.
Speaker 11: I grew up right outside of Lowell. That big that's who.
Speaker 8: All the races line up at first. So you check
all your mechanics at the boulevard. What was the name
of that, Tony's?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Tony Subshop.
Speaker 6: Ye.
Speaker 8: To anyone who has the hot hogey and onion rings
and you've already got your six pack of budwires, you're
ready to go racing.
Speaker 7: Bottle little bottles, go to the submarine.
Speaker 8: Rate a quarter mile from uh that set of lights
to Lowell Tech.
Speaker 7: This is local. But I should tell anyone who is
driving through Masters should drive through beautiful Lowell, right it
just make sure you make sure it does a lot to.
Speaker 11: The funny thing. The funny thing about Lowell that no
one talks about anymore.
Speaker 7: Go ahead.
Speaker 11: There used to be a big, big deal was there
were a couple of colleges there. There was originally Low
Technological Institute and Low State Teachers.
Speaker 7: College Lowell State Teachers which is.
Speaker 11: Now morphed into University of Lowell, Massachusetts.
Speaker 7: Right now.
Speaker 11: One of the things that right now what one of
the things that Low Technological Institute was all engineers. They
were so unpleasant when they merged with Little State Teachers
College because they thought that they were so superior as engineers.
But the interesting part is when you go down to
the Low Lawrence Boulevard, you say, with that quarter mile
run is when you hit the waves, which is the
real wavy, a real curving part. There's this big building
sitting right alongside the Merrimack River and it's a nuclear
reactor exactly. And back in the fifties that all their
advertising was we have our own nuclear reactor. You can
learn how to run a nuclear reactor. And then all
of a sudden when they became not you know, copoesthetic
here all of a sudden, everybody shut up about it.
But there are houses within five hundred feet of this
nuke and it's just sitting there. Maybe I don't know
if they use it anymore, maybe the asteroid, but you know,
it's still I would say, graduate of low. It's a
dirty bomb right in the middle of the city, and
all of a sudden, it's very, very wide if.
Speaker 7: It goes off, And I'm sorry, I have to call
the show to a half for a second because there's
a cat. Don't don't, don't don't do that, don't don't
set Yeah, yeah, put that down. Put the bomb thing down?
What is that?
Speaker 9: It's the dog, that's a fair, it's Lucy.
Speaker 11: It's a Marshipio, right, mister Ward. Don't you have to
sleep Steve, Steve, no Marsipio.
Speaker 9: Either Marstow or a faire. And I get him confused.
Speaker 8: So when you're when you're going over the waves, well
do you take the inside lane or the outside lane?
You better make sure your your shocks and handling equipment
is up to snuff, right, am I right, you're right.
It was my Mustang was able to handle that. My
friend's Barracuda was not able to handle it.
Speaker 11: Okay, the waves I put I used to be able
to take that at seventy miles an hour, and then
I ended up putting a front sway bar in the car,
and I could take it at eighty and then the
back of the car would start to start to go
a little bit, but the front was locked down. Then
I put the rear swaybar on and I could go
through it at ninety. The problem was it was a
red light not too far away from it.
Speaker 7: The red light is like right there.
Speaker 11: The problem, someone explained to me later on, was and
again this I don't want to get in the car
talk here.
Speaker 7: You just go.
Speaker 11: What happens is if you drive a car that has
sway bars that are really locked down tight, you can
go through a corner. In my case, it was twenty
miles an hour faster, and the car stayed on the road.
But the one thing that no one really warned you
about was when you finally did push it beyond the
capacity of the sway bars to hold it. Yes, it
didn't come out in a controlled fashion that you could
see it coming, and all of a sudden just lost
everything and you were sideways and then you were backwards
and then you you did about three spins before the
car actually stopped. Nice so and the funny part.
Speaker 8: Was south going up and down. That that's the seat
belt of all of our racing quarter miles with people
and and you know that'd be uh, okay, you you lose, okay,
who's the next guy? Who's the next step?
Speaker 7: And one you're not. You're not apressing at all, I
don't think so.
Speaker 5: I used My first car was a seventy four Nova.
Speaker 8: Oh nice, yeah, people three ninety six in it?
Speaker 5: Right, No, I had a well when I got it,
it had a straight six in it. And then I
put a ram Jet three fifty in it.
Speaker 7: Hang on, please please people.
Speaker 5: Who try to race me all the time, and then
they'd get up to me and like realize I was
a teenage er right nervous about it and have second thoughts.
Speaker 7: Wow, so you put they took it.
Speaker 8: They thought that you could just blow you right off
because you were just a chick.
Speaker 7: R yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: Well, regardless of the card badging.
Speaker 5: On the car, I would get pulled over all the time,
regardless of if I was speeding or not, because I
also had like stupid dumb mufflers on it. Really, is
this your boyfriend's car?
Speaker 8: That's the ultimate in let's throw you over the in
So this must be your boyfriend passed out in the back.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, I mean if walking down this memory lane.
I knew this kid growing up and he had you know,
Chevy's were a Biscayne and Power. That was the that
was up right, So he got a he got a
brand new Biscayne, which is a stripped down Chevy and Power.
You know, no no no bells and whistles at all.
He puts tone blue, he puts a three ninety six
Senate right, and he puts a herse shifted down by
his foot, and he could down to Brockton and stuff.
And people did they do the same thing? You know?
Come on, are you Kidnam was a sleeper? Yeah, so yeah,
I never had a canting anyway. Well, thank this is
kin to back his military. So we're going to pivot,
as the kids say, to switchy. As it turns out,
let's clap the switchy because then he might take those
glasses of the.
Speaker 9: Yeah you ready?
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, so.
Speaker 9: This is for you club.
Speaker 7: Oh even Okay, back and forth anyway.
Speaker 9: This comes from a series of books by John Hansen
and Don Holloway, Haunted Skies. They're just oversized books. They're
they're filled with all kinds of photographs and information. He
has a series devoted to uh Britain, and then he
also has a series devoted to just kind of UFOs
in general, and once in a while there'll be one
that covers Australia and New Zealand something like that. But
they're just superb books. This comes from Wiltshire, which is
the home of Warminster. Now Warminster was probably it may
still be a UFO hotspot and the strange events really
seemed to start in the mid sixties. Arthur Shuttlewood. I
remember reading years ago, decades ago. I got a hold
of the Warminster Mystery by Arthur Shuttlewood. He was a
newspaper man and he also wrote maybe five or six
books to follow this, all about Warminster, and there's other
ones that have been written. It started started on Christmas
Day in nineteen sixty four. A lady named missus Mildred Head.
She woke up about one thirty am and something was
pounding on the roof. It sounded like giant hailstones, and
she also heard kind of a humming noise. The pounding
the roof is something fairly common even in the uh
the Mothman sightings, that people out in the middle of
nowhere would have these this pounding on the roof. I
don't know if it was related or not. But then
also there was a woman that she was on her
way to church and this is this is Christmas Day again,
sixty four Marjorie By she was walking to church and
all of a sudden she heard she was kind of
she heard the sound vibration, and it was like something
was trying to push her down to the ground. And
she made her way to church. But this is how
it kind of started. They called this thing. This this
the thing. And but they also were seeing a lot
of a lot of UFO sidings apparently metallic craft and
strange lights. And there were places like Star Hill and
Cradle Hill were a couple spots where people would see
a lot of this phenomena. Now I picked up one.
I mean, there's so many bizarre incidents that happened there.
This one is it's a kind of an indication that
I don't know what we're dealing with. If people think
we're dealing with aliens from space, this doesn't fit. But
I don't know what this does fit. A mister and
missus Ron McClure from Bournsmouth, they were walking along the
top of the path of Cradle Hill and they noticed
a man, or at least some kind of a humanoid
figure that looked like a man. He was dressed in
like a dark green denim like material, hood attached to
the jacket obscuring his face. He's fairly tall. They gave
him a greeting and in response they had kind of
a deep gruff groan. Not very sociable, I guess. They
moved on and were shocked. As they moved along further,
they were shocked to see the same entity, the same guy,
standing along the path and they couldn't figure out how
he got there. That's about two am, and there's other
other stargazers up there looking for for UFOs and so forth.
Some of the other skywatchers. He heard them talking about, uh,
some strange figure that they saw and then and uh
that the three others came over that had seen that
had talked about this this this apparently the same entity,
and their description was that this guy was very tall,
like six or seven feet and one man said that
this entity was holding some kind of an object, a
silvery object not dissimilar to a flashlight, but not a flashlight,
and a bit odd shape. And supposedly it said, whatever
this was said go away, move on, so apparently in English. Now,
and he and one of the guys said, are you're
going to harm us? And this this entity said yes.
And a man named Rob said that he moved to
connect with the figure. Now, I don't know if I
believe that or not. If this thing that this is true.
And this thing was six or seven feet tall and
not very sociable, I don't know if anybody would actually
approach it. But anyway, whatever it was vanished well. A
year later, Ron and Jackie McClure were back in Bournsmouth,
This is August nineteen seventy four, and they were getting
ready for bid and he was aware of a narrow
beam of light he could see through the bedroom window
shining on a nearby house. He made his wife aware
of it, and nothing seemed to happen, and she fell asleep.
Now he became very restless. He heard a dog barking
in the distance, and then that stopped, and then he
heard a strange whining noise. He sais something was about
to happen. He looked out of his bedroom window and
saw right half moon object shining through the clouds, and
it was dropping downwards, followed by a black, sort of
a transparent silhouette maybe five feet tall. They couldn't tell
from the distance, but very similar to what they had
seen the year before and that they had seen on
Cradle Hill in Warminster. Then he felt a strange calmness.
His wife woke up briefly and said that her eyes
were sore from the bright light, but she was in
a part of the room that she would not have seen,
like she was kind of out of the way of
the window. And then she fell back to sleep. Then
he heard the bedroom door open a few inches. Poltergeist
phenomenon is very very common in some of these experiences.
And then he saw the silhouette of the entity disappeared,
and he couldn't sleep the rest of the night, and
all his wife remembered was something about a bright light. Now,
I don't know what the heck to make of this,
but it just it's kind of an indication and that
you know, when we want to think about UFOs, aliens
or whatever we want to think of, you know, have
kind of a story with a beginning, middle and an
end something that makes sense. This makes absolutely no sense.
I encourage people to check on the Warminster mystery. There's
a lot of great books that cover it and it
is totally bizarre. And also this series Haunted Skies by
John Hanson. They're they're not terribly cheap, but they're very
thorough and uh, just absolutely fascinating. And that's my report
Haunted Skies by who John Hanson and Don Holloway. There's
other authors that have contributed at different times, but they
are they're just they're just oversized books, very thick, and
a lot of color photographs.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 9: They covered the uh, the Duvid enigma, the strange stuff
that happened in Wales in uh the south western Wales
in nineteen seventy seven, and they have you know, they
have the like follow ups of some of the children
that were there that saw this thing back uh in
the seventies and uh, you know, reinterviewing them later and
it's just really really fascinating stuff.
Speaker 10: So is the Westminster Westminster isn't that known for a lot.
Speaker 9: Of weird Warminster. Yeah, that's the The first book on
it was Arthur Shuttlewood's The Warminster Mystery, and it's it's
pretty fascinating. Now they did claim that Arthur Shuttlewood did
exaggerate a little bit now and then. But uh, anyway,
I mean, you know, for for entertainment.
Speaker 7: Purposes, military bases or they I mean they're saying they're
so small that there's like a military base.
Speaker 9: It's not too far from Stonehenge, so yeah, there is
there is some kind of a military base around there.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know. Weird things happen in England, you
know what I mean. I mean, they don't have even
just the simple UFO encounters.
Speaker 8: It has to be because of Henry the Eighth him, yeah,
really his wife. It all goes back to the Six
Wives of Henry the Eighth, great record by the way,
by real quakeman. It's all about that, and it's all
about tearing apart all the churches, you know, the Reformation
or yeah Cromwell's uh idea of you know, we need
to rape and pillage all the churches and take their money.
Speaker 7: We're already born, you know what I mean. Who takes
English history in college or something. You know, how how
long that is and how boring and what what good
is it going to do.
Speaker 13: You take that when you can take film and even
go to film film school?
Speaker 7: Baby, what films are four years?
Speaker 8: So? What did you think of the Oscar winners today?
Speaker 7: Well, the Bob Dylan movie didn't get anything, and I
think that's right because it was not a great movie.
I'm sorry, it just was not good. I have not
seen the movie that won at all, but.
Speaker 8: It was.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 7: I have no idea what it's about. But yeah, yeah,
you know.
Speaker 11: I think I want to see that. I like the
as long as I can stop hearing about Wicked. Yeah
it happens. They would. They were pushing that so hard
to tell you how great it was.
Speaker 7: It's made like about two billion dollars.
Speaker 11: But you know, because they keep telling people it's wonderful
to go see it.
Speaker 7: It's working. Yeah, it works. But yeah, yeah, yeah, if
they had won an Oscar, it would have been like
three and a half hours long. Too musical comet anyway,
on the yes, I hope so.
Speaker 8: But did you see Mick Jagger's appearance.
Speaker 7: That's that's what he showed up Okay, yeah, what was
he doing? He just got a free flight into l A.
Speaker 8: Probably, I don't know if he was just hanging out
and they decided to invite him in or what. But
he made a good presentation the best song from a film,
all right, But I like to joke about. Yeah, they
wanted to have Bob Dylan on, but he was too old,
so they got they wanted to get somebody younger.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that movie Bob Dylan. If you don't know the story,
then you're gonna, you know, kind of get the story
if you know a little bit about the story. It
is not a great movie, you know, it's it's it's
like a TV movie. It's a very by the numbers
and after a while you you can't figure out who's
who and stuff. And so anyway, it was up for awards,
didn't win it anyway, Thank you switch for your report.
And I think probably we should should we take a
break there with? We just did? Didn't We just took
a break? Okay?
Speaker 8: All right? So well a half hour ago we did?
Speaker 7: Was it a half hour? Was that line? Was it
that long ago?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 7: Yeah? I wish I did have something to eat.
Speaker 5: No break for them?
Speaker 11: The food break you know, speaking of the Oscars real quick.
The I think the best acceptance speech for an oscar
was Joe Peshy a few years back for Good Fellows
because he didn't think he was going to win, so
he didn't bother preparing a speeches. So when he when
he got called that he won the Best Supporting Actor,
I think he was flabbergasted. He walked up to the
stage and he said much appreciated, thank you very much,
and walked away.
Speaker 7: That was it. Sometimes those people that I see, they
have to play them off and that's like the most
embarrassing freaking thing they're going on.
Speaker 11: They said, I think one of the worst was Kuba
Gooding and they said they actually turned the music on
and they started putting it louder louder louder to get
him to shut up, and he was like screaming over
the music. Finally they had to shut his microphone off.
Speaker 4: Some of them get so carried away.
Speaker 13: They're like, and I want to thank my neighbor, and
I want to thank the ice cream man, and you
know the mailman that brought me the invitation.
Speaker 8: And it's like, especially my dog, my dog.
Speaker 10: You remember Frank Sinatra. I might have been the Grammys,
but he was late in life, yes, and he wouldn't
shut up. So they closed the curtain on Oh dangerous
they did. They closed the curtain right, he was coming
out of the curtain, and then they went to an ad.
Speaker 7: Perfect.
Speaker 8: Okay, Frankie's boys to see that, you too, Wow, Wow,
I know that happened.
Speaker 7: Uh, that's what I was going to say. Those Frankie's
boys will take ever.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 10: That was when everything was live where they couldn't cut
you know.
Speaker 7: But right, there's a famous Frank. There's a lot of
Franky stories. But you remember the comedian Checky Green. This
is really so that show Combat too, well, yeah, right, exactly.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So his his joke is he goes, Frank Sinatra saved
my life and he goes he says, you know, five
guys were beating me up in an alley on Las Vegas,
and Frank said, that's enough.
Speaker 9: He was in the first few episodes of Combat. He's
out there in like one hundred plus degree heat and
he can make more money in one night in Las Vegas.
So he quit. But but there was a particularly good
episode where the Germans mistake him for an officer, so
he milks it to the anth degree, you know, because
he gets he gets special privileges or whatever.
Speaker 5: He was.
Speaker 9: He was really good. He was a natural as an actor.
Speaker 7: Yeah, funny guy, funny Communia was in it at skills comedian.
Who else? Vic Borrow? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Who?
Speaker 9: Rick Jason?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeh yeh. He was the lieutenant.
Speaker 9: We shared revolving uh credit.
Speaker 7: Yeah, lead of the show. Sometimes to be the lieutenant,
sometimes to be the sage.
Speaker 10: Didn't the helicopter take his? Vickll that's yeah.
Speaker 7: Vic Borrow was married to Jennifer Jason Lee. Jennifer Lee
who was in Psycho and together they you know, they
daughter was Jennifer Jason Lee and Vic Barrow was in
a when they were doing the Twilight Zone movies and
he was in one about the Vietnam War and was
in a helicopter crash came down and and and killed
him and the two stunt kids he was young kids
and what's his name? That director they he was actually
charged with involuntary manslaughter. I forget his name. It's really
not that good of a directory he did.
Speaker 9: Maybe it's Spielberg, your your favorite.
Speaker 7: Director, Oh no, it was. It was the guy who
directed Animal House and.
Speaker 13: Directly I thought it was Selberg too. Did you have
you know the backstory on those two kids.
Speaker 15: Well, they in the country, and of course it's speculation,
but that uh, they just you know, needed those kids,
so they just used him for the scene.
Speaker 4: And you know they got to captivated how much for that?
Speaker 5: But what a horrible Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, to happen.
Speaker 7: If someone could google who directed Animal House, John Landers
is the guy. Yeah, sounds familiar, and but he I
think he got off it because what happened was they
were during the scene there is a real helicopter vic
borrow and the two kids are going across the river
I think it was in the Philippines maybe, and they
started shooting up pyrotechnics and they went up into the
helicopter and and and installed it and then it came
down on top of the act And it was a
bad movie too, was that? This?
Speaker 15: Was that?
Speaker 7: The first one and the second one? Switchy you remember
the first?
Speaker 9: I think there was only there was only one Twilight
Zone movie, and they did a few different segments loosely
based on some of the uh I mean remember the
moment Billy Mooney they played the monster that would put
people into the Cornfield. Yes, well they did that. One
segment was based on that, and then they did a
kick the Can one where they they played the old
people play kicked the cannon they all become young again.
Speaker 11: Didn't they do the creature at yeah William that one originally? Yes, yes,
but it was John lit.
Speaker 9: Yes, and he was he was really good.
Speaker 7: He's really good. Yeah, he was really good at that.
Speaker 9: But they had the opening part with uh dan Aykroyd
and who was the other comedian uh.
Speaker 7: In quotes go ahead, I can't think of his name.
Speaker 9: But they're they're they're driving the car and they're doing
like uh with Outer Limits and Twilight Zone.
Speaker 4: And weren't they playing that song the Midnight UH.
Speaker 7: Special special? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, we sued Tod drink
that so.
Speaker 9: But but Arthur brook Uh, Arthur Brooks, somebody Brooks was
the other other comedian.
Speaker 7: Oh, Arthur Brooks always a funny guy.
Speaker 9: In a bit where where Dan Agreck says you want
to see something really scary and then he you know,
brook Skits gets nailed, I guess. But then at the
very end, liftow Is has just survived the Grimlin on
the wing. He's been taken away in the in the
ambulance and it's Dan Akroyd driving and you know, liftout saying,
what a what A, what a scary time he had,
and then Ackroyd says, you want to see something really scary.
Speaker 7: But did they include the Vietnam segment in the in
the movie?
Speaker 9: Yeah, well they cut up part of they see. They
starts out where Vic morroles he's a real racist and
he's giving some black guys in a in a bar
a rough time and uh, and so then something happens.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 9: I think the thing was he was going to be
redeeming himself because he's saving these kids in the Vietnam thing,
so he's probably going to become full circle where he's
you know, he's grown and he's a good guy now.
But they didn't have the stuff, so they had he
finds himself in Nazi Germany and they take him and
they put him in a h one of these box.
Speaker 7: Cars had shorts or something, but that they have to
end it there.
Speaker 9: Because there they didn't have anything else that it was completed,
so he just ends up going off in one of
these box cards.
Speaker 4: It is al Brooks, albrook.
Speaker 9: Albert Albert Brooks, Albert Brooks and Stateman Brouthers was in there.
Speaker 4: I had forgotten all about man he can Yeah.
Speaker 7: Right, So here's a trivia question. Who Albert Brooks has
a famous brother also on TV who wasn't not Foster
Brooks but good guests there, famous brother, famous brother yak plural, No,
he's his name is Dave Epstein. But he was the
guy who used to make fun of evil and evil.
He used to do these like wacky stunts. I can't
think of his name. But he was also on Super
Dave Stupid Dave. Remember that guy he's get shot out
I can't and then go up again the wall and
stuff and these the dummies he was in Cribby Enthusiasm
to those guys are brothers. I think he's passed away.
But Alber Brooks a very funny guy. He's been a
lot of funny movies, you know. And there's a there's
this there's a movie out of about him where Rob
Ryan and just like talks to him and talks about
all his phobias and stuff, and uh, it's really funny.
But when you see all the movies he was in,
he he was good. He's in the remember this, what
was the name of the one where the guy gets
married and then he changes his mind halfway through maybe
the uh uh mid then of the.
Speaker 9: Right Kid Heartbreak Kid with yeah who was in Charless Growd?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 7: It was one of those kinds of movies, right, one
of those kind of actors and any.
Speaker 9: Older Brooks get a bit on Carson one night where
he's got a a seeing spell. You know, you hit
the the key and it gives the letter. He makes
it up like it's got a head and arms and legs.
He's asking him questions about you know, what did you
what did you get your girlfriend x k E? What
did she give you v ds? He did a whole
long bit on It was really funny.
Speaker 7: He did a thing. He come out and costs him
once and he said, I've finally and says, you're doing
impersonations now he says he he says, I finally got
to learn how to do curly of the Three stooges right,
And when he does, he comes out with a bag
of pepper. Right. He says, if he's not really you
just take one. I can't do a thing. Take one
step and it's like you know who. He takes other
ones like you know He's spinning around on the floor
or something. It was so funny. It's just a funny
and weird, weird comedy type of eye you know, albout Brooks.
Speaker 8: We need more of that weird comedy and and just
one joke after another that doesn't really do anything for me.
Speaker 9: So what about Stephen Wright?
Speaker 7: I went to.
Speaker 4: Monitor right It was just delivery.
Speaker 7: It's just I went to film school with Stephen right
by the way, the only person him. Yes, I taught
him everything. He knew everything he wrote.
Speaker 8: He was a local guy, wasn't he?
Speaker 7: Yes, he was a number.
Speaker 8: Yeah, crack him up? Was Craig Ferguson. What movie was
Stephen right in? That was very famous?
Speaker 7: Some baseball movie or something. He he just like disappeared.
He was really hot there for a long time. I
don't know what was it wanting.
Speaker 8: Wasn't he a Quentin Tarantino or movie?
Speaker 7: That doesn't count?
Speaker 8: So he was It was like like he was narrating,
narrating this thing.
Speaker 7: He was doing some of his They picked the right guy.
Speaker 8: He was introducing a song. You just heard the song
by such and such called whatever. Yeah, he had a
it was that reservoir dogs.
Speaker 9: What's that where did you.
Speaker 4: See uh Stephen Wright laugh. I've never seen him out
a cab.
Speaker 9: I see him on you know sometimes the thest come
up on on YouTube rotate and uh, I've got some
quotes here right. The way he talked was so like
you said, so monotone. Whenever I think of the past,
it brings back so many memories. A lot of people
are afraid of heights.
Speaker 2: Not me.
Speaker 9: I'm afraid of wits.
Speaker 21: I remember when he would do that one skit where
he'd say, you're driving in the car, it's late at night,
you're driving at the speed of light.
Speaker 4: You turn the lights on. Do they work?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 8: So anyway, yeah, he was unique, but he's no longer
with it, and he did just disappear Mac.
Speaker 7: You're right, yep, out of the blow. But he was
on casting a lot and liked them, and recently he.
Speaker 10: Was they interviewed him and there was something about him recently.
Oh yeah, you know, yeah, you know, I don't remember it.
Probably in the last six months. Yeah, he's still around.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, well listen, not lasting, it's
time to bring the train into the station. Time goes
by fast when you're having fun switching please.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm I'm trying to bring it in, you know.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, I'll joke that. Okay, we have uh no, okay,
all right, thank you, Susan. I didn't see that. I'm
sure you don't have to, okay.
Speaker 8: Stephen writes from my hometown, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
Speaker 7: Really one.
Speaker 10: He was in Burlington when I lived there, working at
the mall. I don't know what Burlington high but I
don't remember me.
Speaker 8: You must have been doing a stand up when he
was very young at the out of Town News kiosk
and the Harvard Subway entrance.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, that was quite the work at the They
used to work at the out of Town News at
the subway entrance, and I worked my way up. I
ended up working in the subway.
Speaker 7: There you go, working in the subway, working the way up. Okay,
there's a joke in there. All right, I just made
it up better, did you really? You might want to
workshop that joke. Okay, So let's say goodbye. This is
the statisfy of the show. It is Susan. Kay, we
have to say goodbye you.
Speaker 4: That's okay. It was so nice to be here and
see everybody.
Speaker 7: Well, you're brightening up every show.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 7: Okay, well, we appreciate it and we'll talk to you soon.
And please, do you have any Ouija board stories board stories?
Speaker 4: No, I'm still too scared to open this box. Maybe
sus will help me.
Speaker 7: Want you open it on the end during the show.
Speaker 4: Okay, not by myself?
Speaker 7: Well, there's a dog there with you now.
Speaker 5: Well thanks?
Speaker 4: Hey, switch if I drive up to you, can we
open it at your house?
Speaker 7: Oh no, I don't blame that something out, but I would.
Speaker 4: Very much like to do it, but not by myself.
Maybe Sus can out.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, well.
Speaker 5: It's for ages eight up or something. I think.
Speaker 7: Wow, I'll say that in two weeks.
Speaker 9: Well I would open a port cheesy board. But that's
about it.
Speaker 7: Wow, that's about thank you, Thank you, love you guys.
Speaker 4: Thank you for them.
Speaker 7: Also, uh, susan best hill down there and excuse me,
you can make it. Thank you for joining us.
Speaker 5: Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Speaker 7: Isn't great to see you? Yeah? And how many I
mean how many hallopenos were on that grinder?
Speaker 5: As the kids say, well, they're the slices, the whole thing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, yeah, like a handful of those Okay.
Speaker 8: What's the name of the what's the name of the shop.
I'd like to visit. It sounds like a good one.
Speaker 7: Just going grinding, grinded Tom and see what happens.
Speaker 8: Grinders are us.
Speaker 5: If you come to Connecticut, you have to get pizza,
not grinders.
Speaker 7: That's out. That whole thing with the Yelle, with the
with the New Haven pizza. That's okay, all right, we're
running out of time. But I know people who drive
from Newbyport down to the Haven just to get the pizza,
and what are you of you? But yeah, I mean
it can't be that good. Sorry, you know, it's not
worth the drive, especially down there, and.
Speaker 10: We can get it now. They're in Wuburn, mass what's
the name of the place. Alley's a Pizza, Sally's something.
It's like they and they advertise it as Connecticut Pizza
and uh when they first opened.
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, well.
Speaker 8: So anyway, all places.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's in the mall where all the big stores are.
But we went there finally about a month ago. All right, yeah,
it's it's I think we have some great pizza places
in Massachusetts, great like Reginas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this
place is only about a mile and a half from
the regimeas inburn. It's funny they opened up there is
very successful.
Speaker 7: A deep dish, Yeah, is a.
Speaker 5: Deep dish pizza is like similar to New York.
Speaker 10: It's a thin it's a thin pizza.
Speaker 7: Yeah. I like that.
Speaker 10: It's a good taste, but it's nothing. They get excited.
I wouldn't go to Connecticut.
Speaker 7: The Regina Pizza in the not into Boston is where
they started. It's the best pizza I've ever had. That's just,
you know, everything else is there's no such thing as
a bad pizza in a way, but that was the
reginas is. You can't beat it, you know.
Speaker 10: It's like they say, there's no such thing as an
ugly baby. Yeah, you know, Oh, I know about that.
I've seen my share.
Speaker 7: When I was born. The doctor slapped b that's when
I was.
Speaker 8: When I was.
Speaker 11: My aunts put the uh hung the cross in my
bask in it because they were afraid someone's going to
give me the evil eyes because that was such a
beautiful baby.
Speaker 9: It comes up a lot on the YouTube bits on
Carson and everything there, just as.
Speaker 7: He's he's one of the funniest guys ever in the
like in the world ever in the world. You know,
I shouldn't say what's he He checks into the hotel
and he says, hey, could someone handle my bag? The
bell hops started filling up my wife. He says, hey,
who said? Who said you can do that? He says everybody.
Speaker 9: He pulls up to his house and he says, you
see this guy is running naked out of his house
and he said, what are you doing? He says, I
didn't know you'd be home as early.
Speaker 7: My wife is such a terrible cook. The flies are
chipping into fix the holes on the screen.
Speaker 5: Delivery of the joke.
Speaker 7: I was so ugly that doctor slapped me.
Speaker 8: I just said that.
Speaker 9: My mother wouldn't breastfeed me.
Speaker 11: I just wanted to be friend, like a friend. They
tied a pork chop around my neck so the dog
would play with me. This is awful, he says. My
girlfriend was so ugly. When I brought her home, my
mother put down papers. The cat tried to bury her
in the box. Oh man, I brought it to the
beach and something. Guys said, what you used for big
We've devolved to Rodney danger Field.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we should have a comedy show. There you go
the best comedy.
Speaker 9: You gotta say, I don't get no respect.
Speaker 7: Yeah, doctor Vinie bomboom okay, So anyway, on that note,
thank you, Switch, thank you, Thank you yet switched officially
you just did, okay, all right, Thank you for both
Susies Club. Thank you for bringing your drunk food attitude
to our show.
Speaker 10: Well, thank you for having me?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 7: And and if the asteroids was coming, would you tell
us through your research? Would you? Really?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 7: I wouldn't.
Speaker 10: I wouldn't tell anybody.
Speaker 7: Good, all right, Good for you, because I don't want
to know, you know, frankly, no, I know.
Speaker 10: I don't either, So we'll all get squashed together, right, yeah,
get squashed together.
Speaker 8: I like that.
Speaker 5: But tell me to call out of work.
Speaker 7: Yeah right, yeah please yes, sah tell us maybe it's
not a Friday.
Speaker 5: I'm not retired yet. Thank of me.
Speaker 7: One one. Thank you for we.
Speaker 8: Appreciate you, welcome, pleasure to be here, wonderful show.
Speaker 7: Al thanks for joining. I wouldn't miss it, you know,
but I could be home sleeping. Get out of here quick, right,
yes before Dave throws us out? Yeah, and I want
to thank everyone for joining us, and very quickly homeshot troops.
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tabled veteran. You don't make fun of people like that.
And just keep an eye on how they're treating our
veterans these days. Okay, just look into it and see
what's happening. And this is mac for the entire gang,
saying where's the microphone over here? And well, I kind
of drifted off there for a second. You should push me.
His face almost went through waiting for him until you
here us next week. I want to remind everyone that
until we're going to be doing the Ouiji board special,
we're going to have volunteers in here who are going
to do the Ouiji board. I guess we're going to
have Philo Baines, who is the owner of the company
that makes the Ouiji board, his marketing directum might stop
buying and they will be giving a free prizes, free
Wiji boards dedicated to Salem, Massachusetts, especially man So that
might be fun. So anyway, that's in two weeks.
Speaker 8: The Gay to Satan.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you ain't kid, what's gonna happen. We'll open up
a void.
Speaker 8: I said, you don't fool around with that stuff. You guys,
you guys are making fun of it. Don't fool around
with that stuff.
Speaker 7: Go ahead do it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, just remember what happened in the Exorcist. I mean,
come on, why what happened in there? They have a
Wigi boy and there they're a Wiji boy, but he
showed up anyway, okay, and it didn't end well.
Speaker 7: Anyway, So hey, you listen, maybe this one and well neither,
so stay to you know, tune in in two weeks
wija Board show. And so until then this is no.
Not until then. We have another show next week. But
until next week, this is Max for the entire gang,
saying be safe, be happy, and bye bye