WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.720 --> 00:00:06.080 Hey, listen to Clinical Podcast, episode four seventy seven. I'm 2 00:00:06.080 --> 00:00:06.480 brand Om. 3 00:00:06.519 --> 00:00:08.039 Here's Brian Ever gonna talk about the drivers from me 4 00:00:08.039 --> 00:00:24.839 through drift Now are years lesson. 5 00:00:26.359 --> 00:00:27.600 Years into a different dimension. 6 00:00:30.160 --> 00:00:33.560 Hey, Ryan, We're back for yet another whirlwind invention. 7 00:00:34.119 --> 00:00:36.399 How you doing good? What is going down? 8 00:00:36.479 --> 00:00:38.880 The whole ton is going down. We're gonna talk about 9 00:00:38.920 --> 00:00:45.039 some relatively lesser powered legends from what I would argue 10 00:00:45.320 --> 00:00:48.320 is not a very good set, while you would disagree 11 00:00:48.359 --> 00:00:48.640 with me. 12 00:00:49.039 --> 00:00:53.000 Oh no sets trash. 13 00:00:53.320 --> 00:00:55.399 But we're gonna get into that for a second. But 14 00:00:55.399 --> 00:00:57.039 I gotta finish my intro first, and then we can 15 00:00:57.079 --> 00:00:58.799 talk about all that stuff, because we have to talk 16 00:00:58.840 --> 00:01:01.719 about some stories, some people, and before we had any 17 00:01:01.759 --> 00:01:03.399 of that do. We have to thank her official business 18 00:01:03.479 --> 00:01:05.959 daddies Fusion Gaming Online dot com the or a source 19 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:07.840 for all your gaming needs. Or you can use special 20 00:01:07.840 --> 00:01:11.079 promo code c CEO holiday to say five percent off 21 00:01:11.120 --> 00:01:13.680 all kinds of different stuff, which is really cool. I 22 00:01:13.760 --> 00:01:17.000 get Jake the snake out of here. That's stupid. Planned. 23 00:01:17.599 --> 00:01:19.640 We also have to thank Pile of Bones Brewing Cold. 24 00:01:19.640 --> 00:01:21.200 They are the second coolest thing to come out of 25 00:01:21.200 --> 00:01:23.799 Regina as well, and as well as being the official 26 00:01:23.840 --> 00:01:30.840 beer sponsor for c CEOs Sidewalk Slam Season three, coming 27 00:01:31.120 --> 00:01:33.519 very very soon to YouTube. 28 00:01:33.599 --> 00:01:36.799 Oh man, so much fun. Okay, couple things big thanks 29 00:01:36.840 --> 00:01:39.040 to producer Gary for moving Jake the Snake so you 30 00:01:39.040 --> 00:01:42.120 can see our featured product of the day. Yes, we're 31 00:01:42.120 --> 00:01:43.560 gonna talk about that in a second, but I gotta 32 00:01:43.599 --> 00:01:46.959 do Sidewalk Slam first. Okay, Sidewalk Slam Game one of 33 00:01:47.040 --> 00:01:49.319 season three. I finished the initial rough through. We talked 34 00:01:49.359 --> 00:01:52.120 about it yesterday on the pre show. So fun. The 35 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:55.480 intro is great. We do like player interviews before and 36 00:01:55.599 --> 00:01:59.719 after the game with individual intros if it was a 37 00:01:59.719 --> 00:02:03.680 great game, Like, I'll do a little preview. Somebody casts 38 00:02:03.879 --> 00:02:07.319 Iconic Rift four times and did not win the game 39 00:02:07.680 --> 00:02:11.719 two of those times, single target. What a loser? 40 00:02:11.879 --> 00:02:14.039 I know, right, How do you even do that? 41 00:02:14.240 --> 00:02:18.240 Yeah, So tons of fun there very soon. Yeah, sometime 42 00:02:18.240 --> 00:02:20.879 in February. I'm gonna hand it over to Tea Coats 43 00:02:20.919 --> 00:02:23.360 for some of the finishing touches and stuff. This weekend 44 00:02:23.919 --> 00:02:26.039 or last weekend from when you listen to this whatever, 45 00:02:26.919 --> 00:02:29.400 and it's gonna be great. 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Oh that makes sense, And I 56 00:03:05.199 --> 00:03:07.319 shouldn't say the only reason I'm showing them off because 57 00:03:07.319 --> 00:03:10.680 the other reason is they are a Canadian company, and 58 00:03:10.800 --> 00:03:14.759 we're always looking for Canadian stuff like nerd Gear and 59 00:03:14.800 --> 00:03:17.599 other creators that we that were that we talked to 60 00:03:17.639 --> 00:03:18.960 when we go to shows and stuff. 61 00:03:19.039 --> 00:03:20.800 It costs way less to have that stuff shipped to 62 00:03:20.840 --> 00:03:21.240 our house. 63 00:03:21.400 --> 00:03:24.719 Oh my god, yeah, very much. So, so you can 64 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:27.199 get these, they're coming packs of one hundred. They're three 65 00:03:27.319 --> 00:03:29.599 ninety nine, which is cheaper than a couple of the 66 00:03:29.639 --> 00:03:33.159 other competitors who have perfect fits that you love so much. 67 00:03:33.280 --> 00:03:35.879 Yeah, because some of them are the biggest and you know, 68 00:03:36.199 --> 00:03:39.120 just like Walmart, because Walmart is the biggest, and that 69 00:03:39.159 --> 00:03:40.520 doesn't mean that they're the best. 70 00:03:42.319 --> 00:03:44.759 These these are great three ninety nine. You can use 71 00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:48.120 c CEO Holiday Promo code to get a discount. 72 00:03:47.639 --> 00:03:49.520 On Yes, so you can pay even less for something 73 00:03:49.520 --> 00:03:51.960 that's already less expensive than this stuff. You're probably already 74 00:03:51.960 --> 00:03:54.759 buying that works probably half as good because you bought 75 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:59.919 it from Walmart. Yet, I guess. 76 00:04:00.039 --> 00:04:02.400 Yeah, get into the CEO discord if you're a patron 77 00:04:02.439 --> 00:04:05.159 to find out what the Walmart of card sleeves is. Yeah, 78 00:04:05.280 --> 00:04:07.120 we'll tell you in there. It's one of the great 79 00:04:07.159 --> 00:04:10.159 benefits to becoming a patron over a Patreon dot com 80 00:04:10.199 --> 00:04:12.879 slash ceco podcast. I got one other benefit. We're going 81 00:04:12.879 --> 00:04:14.800 through fast so we can get right to the legends. 82 00:04:15.319 --> 00:04:19.240 I I'm open for altered art commissions, but I do 83 00:04:19.399 --> 00:04:22.399 like to offer my like my final offer before I 84 00:04:22.439 --> 00:04:25.120 say I'm full or whatever to the patrons. I sent 85 00:04:25.160 --> 00:04:27.360 out a like a patron post, a Patreon post. I 86 00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:29.480 put it in the discord a couple of times. So 87 00:04:29.680 --> 00:04:32.040 if you're in the market, if you want to give 88 00:04:32.040 --> 00:04:33.680 a gift, if you want to pimp out your deck, 89 00:04:34.079 --> 00:04:37.160 single cards, multi cards, full decks, whatever it is, I'm open, 90 00:04:37.480 --> 00:04:42.560 get in touch with me either on Patreon Discord, Hey, 91 00:04:42.680 --> 00:04:45.279 that's one of the benefits, or Commander Cookout at gmail 92 00:04:45.279 --> 00:04:45.680 dot com. 93 00:04:45.680 --> 00:04:48.120 That's also fine. Yeah, I can read that one too, 94 00:04:48.160 --> 00:04:49.600 and then I'll know what you're getting and we can 95 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:52.680 we can now, Oh, what's the word collaborate? 96 00:04:52.800 --> 00:04:55.560 Collaborate? Yeah, uncle Brenda, get your email, ask you if 97 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:57.800 you've got any dark misprinted Griffin. 98 00:04:57.480 --> 00:05:00.600 Canyons, and then I can have the so that Ryan 99 00:05:00.680 --> 00:05:03.279 can't very much. Explaining that to three new people at 100 00:05:03.600 --> 00:05:06.600 ed H and M. Yeah, they're like, because somebody played 101 00:05:06.639 --> 00:05:10.639 a Griffin canyon. Oh, is that a dark misprint Visions 102 00:05:10.680 --> 00:05:13.439 Griffin Canyon. He's like, no, it's just from visions. I 103 00:05:13.480 --> 00:05:15.240 was like, nah, dude, is it a dark misprint? And 104 00:05:15.279 --> 00:05:17.079 what is that? And I explained the whole thing to him. 105 00:05:17.279 --> 00:05:18.199 What deck was he playing? 106 00:05:18.360 --> 00:05:22.519 Uh? On a white piece of crap? Actually? Oh? 107 00:05:22.759 --> 00:05:26.920 Oh, there was a Griffin printed in well Mirage. 108 00:05:27.199 --> 00:05:27.399 Yeah. 109 00:05:27.519 --> 00:05:29.439 And then there was another one that was like his 110 00:05:29.560 --> 00:05:32.360 brother in the story that was printed in Modern Horizons 111 00:05:32.360 --> 00:05:34.879 two or one or something. Right, Sure is that who 112 00:05:34.959 --> 00:05:35.439 he's playing? 113 00:05:35.480 --> 00:05:37.759 I don't know. No, it was he was playing Machaus 114 00:05:37.759 --> 00:05:40.800 the White like the White Machaus and then just a 115 00:05:40.800 --> 00:05:42.920 bunch of white weenies. And then he had that in there. 116 00:05:42.959 --> 00:05:45.120 I assuming because he had creatures that were big that 117 00:05:45.160 --> 00:05:47.160 he wanted to make bigger, or that flew that. 118 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:49.360 He wanted to make bigger that were also Griffins. That 119 00:05:49.519 --> 00:05:53.000 is literally the most important part of that card anyways, 120 00:05:53.040 --> 00:05:53.560 But there it. 121 00:05:53.600 --> 00:05:56.600 Was, and it was like, why are you doing this? 122 00:05:56.759 --> 00:05:56.959 Yes? 123 00:05:57.040 --> 00:05:58.319 Why is this? Why is this happening? 124 00:05:58.399 --> 00:06:00.879 Yes, because you're an asshole. I can't nice things. 125 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:03.319 That's right. I'm working very hard so you can't have 126 00:06:03.399 --> 00:06:05.759 nice things. And at this point I can't stop no 127 00:06:05.759 --> 00:06:06.879 matter how much I want to. 128 00:06:07.600 --> 00:06:08.639 This is my life, everybody. 129 00:06:08.759 --> 00:06:11.600 Mm hmm, this is it. This is it. It's commitment 130 00:06:11.600 --> 00:06:12.199 to the gimmick. 131 00:06:12.240 --> 00:06:12.560 Baby. 132 00:06:12.759 --> 00:06:13.120 I guess. 133 00:06:13.120 --> 00:06:15.680 So you're like the undertaker of making sure I can't 134 00:06:15.680 --> 00:06:20.680 have what I want exactly exactly. Wrestling fans will know 135 00:06:20.879 --> 00:06:23.600 all about that. Now. Last week we did our ether 136 00:06:23.720 --> 00:06:27.000 Drift first impressions, abilities and kind of how we feel 137 00:06:27.040 --> 00:06:30.720 about the special foil printings and the showcases. We talked 138 00:06:30.720 --> 00:06:31.959 about the basics. 139 00:06:31.560 --> 00:06:32.720 Talked about a couple of cars. 140 00:06:32.800 --> 00:06:36.639 Yep. Today we're doing the legendary creatures the drivers if 141 00:06:36.639 --> 00:06:40.680 you will, Yeah, next week is the set at large, 142 00:06:40.720 --> 00:06:43.720 the set proper. I guess our favorite stuff, we'll. 143 00:06:43.519 --> 00:06:45.720 Do the rest of the set. There's a couple of 144 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:47.920 good hits, but overall, we talked about it, I don't 145 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:50.600 think this set is very good. We were actually talking 146 00:06:50.639 --> 00:06:52.160 about it at beers last night and a couple of 147 00:06:52.160 --> 00:06:54.279 the guys said that this feels almost like it's an 148 00:06:54.319 --> 00:06:58.639 on set that they just like tweaked and twisted at 149 00:06:58.639 --> 00:07:00.920 the last second so that they could squeeze out another 150 00:07:01.199 --> 00:07:02.360 just actual sect. 151 00:07:02.480 --> 00:07:05.480 The goofy showcases that are in that rat Fink style 152 00:07:05.480 --> 00:07:07.639 that we talked about feels a little bit goofy. Some 153 00:07:07.680 --> 00:07:11.120 of the goblins driving like sledgehammer shaped cars, is like, 154 00:07:11.199 --> 00:07:13.560 what's going on? It is a little bit goofy. 155 00:07:13.800 --> 00:07:14.399 Yeah, but. 156 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:18.079 It's not so goofy that I don't like it. But 157 00:07:18.199 --> 00:07:20.120 I do agree. And this is when we'll get into 158 00:07:20.160 --> 00:07:24.519 the legends. There's thirty three of them at this time. 159 00:07:24.759 --> 00:07:27.879 As of recording. The spoiler season is not over yet. Yeah, 160 00:07:27.879 --> 00:07:29.759 there was probably a couple more to come, but I'll 161 00:07:29.759 --> 00:07:32.519 bet you they are going to be as mid as 162 00:07:32.600 --> 00:07:33.319 most ciggles. 163 00:07:33.439 --> 00:07:37.040 And not only that, but the midness of them I 164 00:07:37.079 --> 00:07:40.720 think is due to the rares that have to be 165 00:07:40.839 --> 00:07:45.199 rares because they're powerful and limited. That also showcase the 166 00:07:45.240 --> 00:07:49.720 four limited mechanics like top speed and not exert but 167 00:07:50.000 --> 00:07:53.959 exhaust yeah right, and those kinds of things just don't 168 00:07:54.120 --> 00:07:58.319 go in command are very good yea. So it's like, oh, 169 00:07:58.439 --> 00:08:03.680 unless I'm doing that or doing that thing with this 170 00:08:03.759 --> 00:08:09.079 commander that happens to be monocolored, right, just like, oh, man, 171 00:08:09.920 --> 00:08:12.600 I can't really do that very well, and then you 172 00:08:12.639 --> 00:08:14.519 have to go or lean on like oh, this one's 173 00:08:14.519 --> 00:08:17.319 a goblin, or this one's Derretty, or this one's doing 174 00:08:17.399 --> 00:08:20.240 artifacts stuff, and then it's just relegated to the ninety 175 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:24.040 nine like a thousand other legends are, or however many 176 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:24.480 there are. Right. 177 00:08:24.519 --> 00:08:27.120 Yeah, they're basically just good creatures that you can't have 178 00:08:27.199 --> 00:08:29.399 two of in your standard deck. But since we don't 179 00:08:29.399 --> 00:08:30.560 play standard, we don't care. 180 00:08:31.120 --> 00:08:32.960 So let's start talking about them a little bit. We 181 00:08:33.039 --> 00:08:35.879 got twenty nine that aren't vanilla right now. 182 00:08:35.960 --> 00:08:38.240 We talked about the vanilla ones on the pre show yesterday. 183 00:08:38.279 --> 00:08:39.639 You can check that out if you want to hear 184 00:08:39.639 --> 00:08:40.600 our thoughts on them. 185 00:08:41.039 --> 00:08:44.240 Kale Lorna coral tyrant is my favorite one. It's the 186 00:08:44.360 --> 00:08:46.600 zero eight octopus I'm gonna say that it's a zero 187 00:08:46.679 --> 00:08:47.159 eight for two. 188 00:08:48.080 --> 00:08:49.759 Didn't we already have zero eights for two? 189 00:08:50.559 --> 00:08:51.039 I have no one. 190 00:08:51.120 --> 00:08:51.759 I'll bet we did. 191 00:08:51.879 --> 00:08:53.559 We had a zero seven for three. 192 00:08:54.200 --> 00:08:56.600 I'll bet you we did, And if we do, Joe'll 193 00:08:56.600 --> 00:08:59.159 have it on the screen. And if Joe can't find one, 194 00:08:59.600 --> 00:09:01.879 then I'll actually he'll put the next best thing up there. 195 00:09:02.120 --> 00:09:08.360 Yeah, wall of that wall from the glacial a Lara reborn. 196 00:09:08.440 --> 00:09:10.039 There was the blue white one that was a zero 197 00:09:10.080 --> 00:09:11.440 seven that flew and gain live. 198 00:09:11.919 --> 00:09:14.519 Is that the one that is all that you're talking about? 199 00:09:14.720 --> 00:09:17.600 Well that was a good wall, yes, all Okay, Well 200 00:09:17.679 --> 00:09:22.159 let's start at the top at ass cheek emerald radium. 201 00:09:22.279 --> 00:09:26.840 I was gonna call it ass ass cheek. Yeah, ass cheek, 202 00:09:26.919 --> 00:09:34.480 ass cheek emerald radian radium, radiant radian. Sure, this one's 203 00:09:34.519 --> 00:09:36.440 actually good. This is a three to three insect druid 204 00:09:36.679 --> 00:09:40.960 for green, black, black three. When it enters, create a 205 00:09:41.159 --> 00:09:44.080 one to one green insect creature token for each artifact 206 00:09:44.200 --> 00:09:47.559 and or creature in your graveyard. So you're gonna get 207 00:09:47.559 --> 00:09:49.279 a lot of bugs because you're probably gonna self mail 208 00:09:49.360 --> 00:09:51.519 do all the bug stuff. Do the mazuric thing with 209 00:09:51.600 --> 00:09:55.639 sacrificing blah blah blah. Right, whenever another insect you control dies, 210 00:09:55.720 --> 00:09:57.399 which is gonna be all the time, put a plus 211 00:09:57.440 --> 00:10:00.399 one plus one counter on ass cheek. Each oppon loses 212 00:10:00.440 --> 00:10:00.879 one life. 213 00:10:00.919 --> 00:10:03.360 Here's why I don't think this is very good. No, 214 00:10:03.519 --> 00:10:06.679 two reasons. Two reasons. One, I could have sworn that 215 00:10:06.759 --> 00:10:08.000 this card already existed. 216 00:10:08.559 --> 00:10:09.480 That doesn't make it bad. 217 00:10:09.559 --> 00:10:12.000 That doesn't make it bad, but it's just yeah. And 218 00:10:12.039 --> 00:10:16.000 the other one is, if just play Mazark, it's a 219 00:10:16.039 --> 00:10:21.120 better card in every almost every conceivable way, unless you're 220 00:10:21.159 --> 00:10:23.200 playing Dredge bugs. 221 00:10:23.799 --> 00:10:26.720 This, yeah, this is going to be or this is 222 00:10:26.759 --> 00:10:29.639 going to be Aristocrat bugs, and Mazurak will go in 223 00:10:29.679 --> 00:10:33.360 the ninety nine of that as like the emergency. Oh 224 00:10:33.399 --> 00:10:35.919 sack ten guys, I guess all my team of bugs 225 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:37.600 is all eleven elevens Now I win? 226 00:10:37.720 --> 00:10:37.879 Now? 227 00:10:38.000 --> 00:10:40.159 Yeah, and in which case it does the Mazark thing. 228 00:10:40.200 --> 00:10:43.320 But it's playing green, it's playing black. And you know 229 00:10:43.360 --> 00:10:45.919 what I like about this a picture. You know what 230 00:10:45.960 --> 00:10:50.000 else I like about this, okay, is I want to 231 00:10:50.039 --> 00:10:53.759 call what this deck is going to turn into bug 232 00:10:53.799 --> 00:10:55.480 ball dungball. 233 00:10:55.759 --> 00:10:56.279 Dung ball. 234 00:10:57.000 --> 00:11:01.000 Yeah, yeah, like elf ball, but not with elves but 235 00:11:01.120 --> 00:11:05.600 bugs and shit. Yeah yeah, And we just had that 236 00:11:05.679 --> 00:11:07.440 mono black bug that we were like, this is going 237 00:11:07.480 --> 00:11:10.120 to be a Stacks commander or whatever. Right, this could 238 00:11:10.120 --> 00:11:13.679 go alongside that and you're sacrificing. You're making your opponent sack. 239 00:11:14.000 --> 00:11:17.559 They're losing life like this, this is cool. I like this. Okay, 240 00:11:17.960 --> 00:11:20.879 I dig this one. If you said, Ryan, gun to 241 00:11:20.919 --> 00:11:23.320 my head, make a bug commander, this would be the. 242 00:11:23.240 --> 00:11:24.159 One I like that. 243 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:27.440 Yeah, that's good. That cool, Okay, next one. I would 244 00:11:27.440 --> 00:11:29.200 not play this one even if you did have a 245 00:11:29.200 --> 00:11:32.159 gun to my head. Bassary Tomorrow's champion. 246 00:11:32.000 --> 00:11:33.840 Is a two to one for one that has one 247 00:11:33.960 --> 00:11:36.440 tap exert him. That means you tap him and he 248 00:11:36.519 --> 00:11:40.000 doesn't untapp during your next untapped step. What do you 249 00:11:40.080 --> 00:11:42.559 get for this pull a one to one cat with 250 00:11:42.720 --> 00:11:46.080 life link or you can cycle him for white and too. 251 00:11:46.120 --> 00:11:47.720 That means you discard him from your hand and then 252 00:11:47.759 --> 00:11:51.039 draw a card. When you cycle him cats you control 253 00:11:51.080 --> 00:11:55.039 gain hextproof and indestructible until end of turn directly into 254 00:11:55.080 --> 00:11:59.279 the ninety nine of your cat deck. Moving on what 255 00:11:59.399 --> 00:12:02.000 he said, onto Captain Howler the. 256 00:12:02.039 --> 00:12:03.840 C scourge, This card's good. 257 00:12:03.879 --> 00:12:07.320 This might be one of my very favorite arts in 258 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:12.159 the entire set. And while I won't build him, I 259 00:12:12.360 --> 00:12:14.799 like this card lots. He's five to four for four, 260 00:12:14.960 --> 00:12:16.759 one of which is red, one of which is blue. 261 00:12:16.799 --> 00:12:20.039 He has ward two and pay two life because fuck 262 00:12:20.159 --> 00:12:22.480 me if you can't just have I guess. Whenever you 263 00:12:22.559 --> 00:12:25.000 discard one or more cards, target creature gets plus two 264 00:12:25.000 --> 00:12:27.320 plus zero until end of turn for each card discarded 265 00:12:27.360 --> 00:12:29.440 this way, whenever that creature dolls combat damage to a 266 00:12:29.440 --> 00:12:32.759 player this turn, you draw a card. Oh may loads 267 00:12:32.840 --> 00:12:34.799 and it's a picture of a shark in a cape, 268 00:12:35.080 --> 00:12:38.840 riding what is obviously a shark shaped vehicle while shooting 269 00:12:38.879 --> 00:12:41.240 a cannon. This is the sleeve I wanted to do 270 00:12:41.320 --> 00:12:43.919 for the kickstarter. Keep your eyes open for that. 271 00:12:45.039 --> 00:12:46.120 They beat us to the punch. 272 00:12:46.960 --> 00:12:47.399 Damn it. 273 00:12:47.440 --> 00:12:51.679 Bill's in the mail. Wat's he ah, yeah, everything that 274 00:12:51.759 --> 00:12:53.840 you said. I have to agree again. It's like we're 275 00:12:53.840 --> 00:12:56.759 on the same PAGEA boat stuff so far what I 276 00:12:56.919 --> 00:13:00.919 love this guy because it's not just the you'll dot deck, 277 00:13:01.000 --> 00:13:04.919 whe'll payoff, wee'll discard a card or wheel draw card payoff. 278 00:13:05.320 --> 00:13:07.720 It's the it's the I need to play a whole 279 00:13:07.759 --> 00:13:11.080 bunch of guys like imagine this is your seven Dwarfs commander, 280 00:13:11.120 --> 00:13:17.080 your Goblin commander, your red based Tokens commander. And it's like, oh, 281 00:13:17.080 --> 00:13:19.279 I'm gonna cast Wheel of Fortune. I'm gonna cast Wheel 282 00:13:19.279 --> 00:13:23.399 of Fortune or a variant. Sure, all my guys get 283 00:13:23.440 --> 00:13:24.799 plus twenty eight plus. 284 00:13:24.919 --> 00:13:30.480 Oh that's awesome, that's pretty funny. And it's only one guy. 285 00:13:31.919 --> 00:13:35.559 Oh yeah, it's just him probably because. 286 00:13:35.320 --> 00:13:38.600 Then target creature. Yeah, I'm gonna target him. Yeah, and 287 00:13:38.639 --> 00:13:40.480 he only needs to deal twenty one to you. So 288 00:13:40.480 --> 00:13:42.639 if I if I wheel two times in a turn 289 00:13:42.679 --> 00:13:44.759 and hit you for frickin thirty. 290 00:13:44.679 --> 00:13:45.240 That's enough. 291 00:13:45.480 --> 00:13:45.759 Yep. 292 00:13:46.120 --> 00:13:47.440 That's a magic rules fact. 293 00:13:47.639 --> 00:13:51.759 Yep. Or I could in this same deck because this 294 00:13:51.879 --> 00:13:56.360 is a triggered ability when you discard one or more cards. Uh, 295 00:13:56.519 --> 00:13:57.159 you could. 296 00:13:57.480 --> 00:13:59.279 You could sneak your shitty one on it and then 297 00:13:59.320 --> 00:14:01.360 cycle a bunch of cards to give that shitty one 298 00:14:01.399 --> 00:14:03.240 one a bunch of power to wreck face. 299 00:14:03.480 --> 00:14:07.720 Yes, you could do infect there with grafted exoskeleton. Or 300 00:14:07.759 --> 00:14:09.720 you could copy this with all of the red and 301 00:14:09.759 --> 00:14:11.879 blue copy effects that we have, so you could actually 302 00:14:11.879 --> 00:14:15.960 copy that triggered ability and then give give you guys 303 00:14:16.840 --> 00:14:19.279 more bigger. Yes. The only thing about that is you 304 00:14:19.320 --> 00:14:21.919 do have to discard them all at once because it's 305 00:14:21.919 --> 00:14:26.559 a whenever you discard target, creature gets for each card discarded. Yes, right, 306 00:14:26.600 --> 00:14:28.440 so you can't discard one and then copy it and 307 00:14:28.440 --> 00:14:30.480 then have all of the copies all happen at the 308 00:14:30.519 --> 00:14:33.000 same time if you do it like one at a time. 309 00:14:33.200 --> 00:14:33.600 Yes. 310 00:14:33.679 --> 00:14:36.000 Yeah. Anyway, that guy's cool. I like him, the art, 311 00:14:36.039 --> 00:14:39.159 the ability, the colors for how we described very good. 312 00:14:39.200 --> 00:14:41.320 We're not going to build him, but he looks really cool. 313 00:14:41.320 --> 00:14:44.639 Correct. This one I wish was not green because I 314 00:14:44.679 --> 00:14:50.559 would play this in my ninety nine Okay, this is Cacaradora. Sure, 315 00:14:50.840 --> 00:14:55.799 Heart of Alacria. Sure? How am I going all the 316 00:14:55.840 --> 00:14:56.159 hard ones? 317 00:14:56.279 --> 00:14:58.679 Kara doing Heart of a Laxative? I like it? 318 00:14:58.840 --> 00:15:01.440 Yes, Sarah, this is a human night four to two 319 00:15:01.480 --> 00:15:05.039 for green white two. When she enters, you can search 320 00:15:05.120 --> 00:15:07.879 for a mounter vehicle. Put it into your hand. Already 321 00:15:07.879 --> 00:15:10.639 good in the mount vehicle deck, sure, already good. And 322 00:15:11.240 --> 00:15:13.120 if one or more plus ones get put on a 323 00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:18.240 vehicle you or a creature or a vehicle, you can 324 00:15:18.279 --> 00:15:20.240 put an additional one. So it's also hardened scales. 325 00:15:20.279 --> 00:15:22.960 It's a hardened scales for vehicles or mounts and it's 326 00:15:23.000 --> 00:15:26.320 an enlightened or worldly tutor for vehicles. 327 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:30.519 Or I think that we're gonna see decks that are 328 00:15:30.679 --> 00:15:34.480 helmed by Caradora. Do you think, I bet you Edie 329 00:15:34.559 --> 00:15:36.759 t Re's gonna have them. I don't think I'm gonna 330 00:15:36.799 --> 00:15:39.559 see any I think I'm I'm I think I'm gonna 331 00:15:39.559 --> 00:15:42.320 see three color or four color decks, five color decks 332 00:15:42.360 --> 00:15:45.879 that are vehicle based play here, nobody's playing Mountain Commander 333 00:15:45.960 --> 00:15:49.000 like nobody, No, And she's gonna go into the ninety 334 00:15:49.080 --> 00:15:53.080 nine of something. Yeah, that kind of sucks. 335 00:15:53.440 --> 00:15:54.039 That's too bad. 336 00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:56.759 If she was, if she didn't have green in her 337 00:15:56.799 --> 00:16:01.320 and she was like more of the the artifact colors, 338 00:16:01.879 --> 00:16:03.679 then she'd see actual play, I think. 339 00:16:03.799 --> 00:16:06.960 But she's the opposite of the artifact colors, and so 340 00:16:07.159 --> 00:16:09.399 she does not. Let's move on to the next one. 341 00:16:09.440 --> 00:16:11.759 It's a goblin, it's mono red. It has to be good, right, 342 00:16:12.240 --> 00:16:15.120 I think this guy is good. Duretti Rocket Toer Engineer 343 00:16:15.320 --> 00:16:17.399 is a star five four or five, one of which 344 00:16:17.440 --> 00:16:19.879 is red, power and toughness equal to the greatest man 345 00:16:19.919 --> 00:16:22.879 of value among artifacts you control just power power, sorry. 346 00:16:22.960 --> 00:16:24.960 And then he has the Duretti thing where you can 347 00:16:25.720 --> 00:16:27.559 sack an artifact that you have to get one out 348 00:16:27.559 --> 00:16:28.759 of your band into play. 349 00:16:28.960 --> 00:16:32.440 Whenever he enters or attacks. So he's always gonna get 350 00:16:32.440 --> 00:16:36.200 his guy, I guess. And never have I heard his 351 00:16:36.279 --> 00:16:39.000 name read out loud before. I've only read it in 352 00:16:39.039 --> 00:16:40.919 my head. And I'm happy that now I've heard it. 353 00:16:41.639 --> 00:16:43.279 Duretti Rocket to your engineer. 354 00:16:46.840 --> 00:16:48.600 Yeah, it's a it's a thing. So I mean, if 355 00:16:48.639 --> 00:16:54.320 you have ever played Duretti like og Doretti, this is 356 00:16:54.440 --> 00:16:56.320 him on a big dude. 357 00:16:56.639 --> 00:16:58.559 You know what I asked. You know what I like 358 00:16:58.600 --> 00:17:03.320 about this is this provides me another and in the 359 00:17:03.360 --> 00:17:09.640 command zone version of Goblin Welder, Goblin Engineer, trash for Treasure, 360 00:17:09.759 --> 00:17:14.799 Derretty scraps avant Derretty rocketeer engineer, what's what's another one 361 00:17:15.680 --> 00:17:18.920 feld into the third path like we are getting a 362 00:17:19.039 --> 00:17:22.519 very high density of red. Does the artifact switchy thing 363 00:17:23.119 --> 00:17:26.559 ETBs dies etb's dies etb's dies and you can start 364 00:17:26.559 --> 00:17:29.240 to build a whole ton of value, like imagine a 365 00:17:29.279 --> 00:17:35.480 spine of ish Za worm coil engine mirror, battle sphere. 366 00:17:35.279 --> 00:17:37.319 Who the hamps the ham. 367 00:17:37.160 --> 00:17:41.000 Sphere, Yes, the Hamster battlesphere Yes, yes, which is very 368 00:17:41.079 --> 00:17:46.359 ridiculous and man so so much frickin' value, like the 369 00:17:46.599 --> 00:17:49.720 the the Succi style creatures that when they die they 370 00:17:49.799 --> 00:17:52.039 give you mana and if you can cast them for free, 371 00:17:52.039 --> 00:17:54.200 you're get to back for free or or get a 372 00:17:54.240 --> 00:17:57.839 discount on them, like everybody knows the junk Diver, scrap 373 00:17:57.920 --> 00:18:01.799 troll or Mere or mirror retree combos. They all go 374 00:18:01.920 --> 00:18:03.960 in this and then you just get more and more 375 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:07.480 and more value if you can also bounce and replay 376 00:18:07.559 --> 00:18:09.799 Duretti and he's red, so he goes with Bergie. Now 377 00:18:09.839 --> 00:18:10.640 it's a storm deck. 378 00:18:11.960 --> 00:18:12.400 There you go. 379 00:18:13.240 --> 00:18:14.319 Did we just build the deck? 380 00:18:14.640 --> 00:18:17.759 We did it? Who knew? When you print a card 381 00:18:17.799 --> 00:18:19.559 that's already been printed, we can tell you how to 382 00:18:19.559 --> 00:18:21.119 play it that works? Good? 383 00:18:21.680 --> 00:18:27.119 Is that? Is that? Why is this? Okay? Hold on 384 00:18:27.160 --> 00:18:29.759 a second, I gotta line up on my thoughts. I 385 00:18:29.759 --> 00:18:33.200 don't even know what I'm saying. So far, we've seen 386 00:18:33.240 --> 00:18:38.119 a few cards that are like, oh we already have this, yeah, 387 00:18:38.519 --> 00:18:42.480 like the Wheel deck and is it the Bassary Cat Deck, 388 00:18:42.519 --> 00:18:46.880 the Insect deck de Retti yeah, uh in two cards 389 00:18:46.880 --> 00:18:48.079 are now Gaunty. 390 00:18:47.839 --> 00:18:49.559 Oh yeah, we're gonnah and we're gonna. 391 00:18:49.599 --> 00:18:53.119 You like that Gunty No, no can I know it 392 00:18:53.200 --> 00:18:55.359 sounds so miserable. We'll get to him in a second. 393 00:18:55.799 --> 00:18:57.759 Far fortune end boss. 394 00:18:58.000 --> 00:19:01.279 I really liked the name of this card, and I 395 00:19:01.319 --> 00:19:03.559 looked at the picture and I was like, Man, this 396 00:19:03.640 --> 00:19:06.000 is going to be so cool. And then I read 397 00:19:06.000 --> 00:19:08.400 it and I was like, oh. 398 00:19:07.559 --> 00:19:09.799 Yeah, I want to know the lore behind this. Hey, 399 00:19:10.039 --> 00:19:12.960 Aiden's kicking up Commander Munchies again, so we are going 400 00:19:13.039 --> 00:19:16.720 to get to know what this is about. Excellent A 401 00:19:16.839 --> 00:19:22.440