Speaker 1: This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
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Speaker 2: Cleopatrick twenty five, twenty five. Maybe that was it anyways,
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Speaker 2: savedra in for Gary today on the Gary and Shannon Show,
Speaker 2: Having great time?
Speaker 3: Are you I'm here?
Speaker 1: You did not sell that, You're like, I am having
Speaker 1: a great time.
Speaker 3: B to BD.
Speaker 4: We have a set of Chargers.
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Speaker 1: We've got a pair of tickets for tomorrow's game against
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Speaker 4: Kickoff is at four oh five.
Speaker 1: We will do caller number six at one.
Speaker 4: Eight hundred. I don't know the number.
Speaker 3: One eight hundred five two zero one five one.
Speaker 4: Can it's only been twenty years?
Speaker 2: Wait now one five three four yeah, eight hundred five
Speaker 2: two zero one five three four eight hundred five two
Speaker 2: zero one five three four color number six eight hundred
Speaker 2: five to zero one five, three four A pair of tickets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not good with the bookkeeping.
Speaker 3: You know, mine sake carry one?
Speaker 4: What else is going on?
Speaker 3: IB four E? What else is happening?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Is that a cue?
Speaker 6: Time?
Speaker 7: Four?
Speaker 3: What's happening?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 1: Concern over possible unrest during the DNC has some business
Speaker 1: owners in Chicago taking precautions.
Speaker 3: Wow, like a hurricane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're boarding up windows and doors could be seen
Speaker 1: with boards over them already yesterday. One business owner, Scott
Speaker 1: Shapiro says, as we know, the city has a poor
Speaker 1: track record when it comes to protecting business is so
Speaker 1: they decided to take percussions. So this history was looted
Speaker 1: during the George Floyd civil unrest, the protesting that devolves
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty. Well, he put up boards, then didn't
Speaker 1: take the plywood down until a year later.
Speaker 3: So look at these.
Speaker 2: You've got bodies outside of unjust laws, poor people's army,
Speaker 2: all these groups coalition of march on the DNC Illinois
Speaker 2: Policy Institute like.
Speaker 3: Icago Coldition.
Speaker 1: It was a poor people marching, poor people's army. That
Speaker 1: sounds like the one I'm going to get involved with.
Speaker 3: Oh, you'll recognize him, no shoes.
Speaker 1: Hurricane Ernesto has charged toward Bermuda today. They are preparing
Speaker 1: to open shelters, closed government offices. It's a Category two
Speaker 1: storm now. Maximum sustained wins to one hundred miles per hour.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine that life threatening floods were expected there
Speaker 1: in Bermuda and just dangerous swimming conditions up the east
Speaker 1: coast here on the mainland.
Speaker 2: Prisoner's serving life for murder. He escaped in North Carolina.
Speaker 2: He's been caught. Authorities are telling us, and that's a
Speaker 2: good thing. He was serving life sentence for.
Speaker 3: Murder. What a booking photo.
Speaker 4: I think he probably was roughed up a little bit.
Speaker 1: He took off from a transport van, used the old
Speaker 1: I need a medical appointment excuse and was able to
Speaker 1: evade the officers that were there. He took off into
Speaker 1: the woods in handcuffs. He had freed himself from his
Speaker 1: leg restraints. They caught up with him at a hotel
Speaker 1: near Charlotte.
Speaker 3: And you want to know more about this citizen.
Speaker 2: He murdered a one year old who he shot on
Speaker 2: Christmas Day in twenty fifteen from a passing car.
Speaker 1: Governor Gavin Newsome today signed up partisan package of ten
Speaker 1: bills to go after those smash and grab robberties, robberies,
Speaker 1: and property crimes, trying to prove that they're tough enough
Speaker 1: on crime to while trying to convince voters to reject
Speaker 1: a ballot measure that would bring even harsher sentences for
Speaker 1: repeat offenders of shoplifting and drug charges. This is the
Speaker 1: most significant change to address retail theft in years. But
Speaker 1: it's too bad. You're one of the drivers behind Prop.
Speaker 1: Forty seven, which paved the way for all these crimes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, now we have to clean up the
Speaker 4: mess we made.
Speaker 1: It's like him going clearing the encampment and he's like,
Speaker 1: why are you paying attention? Why aren't you paying attention?
Speaker 1: You've been here for decades. Yeah, living this happened on
Speaker 1: your watch.
Speaker 2: Missouri woman arrested in this crazy scheme, Like how ballsy
Speaker 2: is this? Allegedly she was trying to defraud Elvis Presley's
Speaker 2: family through the Graceland cell sale. She was going to
Speaker 2: sell it for like three million or something. She was
Speaker 2: super brazen and basically said that Lisa Marie Presley took
Speaker 2: a loan out from her and so she was taking
Speaker 2: over the property of Graceland was going to sell it.
Speaker 1: Authorities have found and estimated three hundred thousand suspected fentanyl
Speaker 1: pills at a clandestine lab in Orange County this week.
Speaker 1: This was in Fountain Valley, and in addition to the
Speaker 1: thousands or the hundreds of thousands of fentanyl pills, they
Speaker 1: found other drugs and machinery used for drug making.
Speaker 2: Wow, talk about they get the hazmat suits. Would you
Speaker 2: want to clean that up?
Speaker 3: You want to call them?
Speaker 2: Come get that now? In great news? That actually makes
Speaker 2: me interested. In the Emmy Awards, Eugene and Dan Levy
Speaker 2: are going to host the twenty twenty four Emmy Awards
Speaker 2: on ABC.
Speaker 3: They are thrilled.
Speaker 5: When is that.
Speaker 2: It's the seventy sixth and it will be September fifteenth.
Speaker 2: But they're hilarious and that Levy was not a very
Speaker 2: good looking man when he was younger, but he's grown into.
Speaker 4: A very handsome fellow. He really has.
Speaker 2: It's like his son is like handsome from birth right,
Speaker 2: but he's grown into kind of a gray fox that.
Speaker 4: What you call him?
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, but a handsome guy, incredibly talented. I've loved
Speaker 2: him since the early SCTV days when I was introduced
Speaker 2: to him and thought he was Hi Larius.
Speaker 1: Coming up next your weekend Entertainment Report with our entertainment
Speaker 1: reporter Jason Nathanson. We've got the seventh Alien film since
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy nine hitting theaters today. This weekend, we'll get
Speaker 1: an update on that as well.
Speaker 7: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Speaker 7: AM six forty.
Speaker 3: I totally I did nothing.
Speaker 4: It was awful. That was awful.
Speaker 3: How dare you that was so awful? I did nothing?
Speaker 4: You did? You did your irreversible damage.
Speaker 1: Vice President Harris is unveiling the economic plan she'll buy forward.
Speaker 1: You're so Poud's not going to help if she wins
Speaker 1: the presidency in November. Proposals include boosting the child tax
Speaker 1: credit to six thousand dollars for the first year of
Speaker 1: that baby's life, increasing housing construction, a federal ban on
Speaker 1: grocery price gouging. Campaign plans to also include a twenty
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars subsidy for first time home buyers. All right,
Speaker 1: let's get right to it. It's your weekend Entertainment Report.
Speaker 5: The following program is for entertainment purposes, Homeline, Welcome to
Speaker 5: to Nights Entertainment.
Speaker 3: I have to entertain.
Speaker 5: Is this entertainment I have to entertain? I want to
Speaker 5: bring good quality entertainment here. I am not entertained.
Speaker 4: Why are you not?
Speaker 3: At the time entertainment.
Speaker 2: To life and lack all Bachelor parties, there was some entertainment.
Speaker 1: Jason Nathanson, our entertainment reporter over the Hill in Hollywood,
Speaker 1: joins us and I texted Janette yesterday because I was
Speaker 1: super excited to sit down watch season four of Emily
Speaker 1: in Paris, and I started watching it and it was
Speaker 1: pretty you know, for the for the first time, Jane att,
Speaker 1: I found.
Speaker 4: It to be a little grading for.
Speaker 5: The first time. Yeah, not the not the previous seasons
Speaker 5: that were all grading. This season, somehow was the one.
Speaker 5: I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to push through it, and obviously
Speaker 1: I'll push through it, but I just it's the first
Speaker 1: time that I sat down for the first uh you know,
Speaker 1: the first episode and was not thoroughly delighted.
Speaker 5: Nothing changed, though, I want you to know that I know,
Speaker 5: maybe the same show. Maybe I changed, maybe you did,
Speaker 5: but it's still the same show that it has been
Speaker 5: for all the previous three seasons. This one is no different,
Speaker 5: and I'm glad you finally come around to my side
Speaker 5: of things, because I just I can't get with it.
Speaker 5: And I again, I watched every single episode of this show,
Speaker 5: including all five episodes of this new season, the first
Speaker 5: half of it, and it continues to be there is.
Speaker 5: There is not one couple on this show that I
Speaker 5: want to see get together. There is no chemistry between anybody.
Speaker 5: I want them all to break up. I want them
Speaker 5: all to go their separate ways. I don't like I
Speaker 5: don't like any of them together. And that's the problem
Speaker 5: when you're when you're a romantic comedy.
Speaker 1: I kind of picked up on that yesterday for the
Speaker 1: first time. I didn't really believe she is not She
Speaker 1: is so cute, she's so sweet, but she's not believable
Speaker 1: in a romantic relationship.
Speaker 5: There's no there's just no chemistry there between in any
Speaker 5: of them. Yeah, except maybe her and and her friends.
Speaker 5: Like some of the friends stuff is okay in terms
Speaker 5: of the romantic stuff, and some of the work stuff
Speaker 5: is okay, but it's it's kind of silly, but that's
Speaker 5: that's fine. But the show is at its heart, it
Speaker 5: leans into the room and stuff, and that's its biggest downfall.
Speaker 5: Maybe if it focused more time on fashion agency. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and the and the friends and come on, the outfits
Speaker 5: that she wears are so I mean, maybe they're high
Speaker 5: fashion and maybe they're fine, but first of all, for
Speaker 5: whatever salary she's making, she couldn't afford all that stuff.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 4: But it's fun to watch.
Speaker 1: It's like sex and the city, you know, and carries
Speaker 1: out fits.
Speaker 5: That's fun.
Speaker 4: It's fun. It's like it's like one of my big girls.
Speaker 5: Is what it is. I guess it's my biggest quibble.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 2: My biggest problem was and what turned me off to
Speaker 2: that show, please was its name.
Speaker 3: And so I never watched it.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, just the name alone.
Speaker 2: And Paris tells me, don't watch unless you get paid
Speaker 2: to watch, like j Net.
Speaker 5: You have something against Emily's or Paris, or I don't.
Speaker 3: That's one goes.
Speaker 2: To Paris, I think, is what my thing is. If
Speaker 2: an Emily goes to Paris, or if it's a Jane.
Speaker 1: I love every movie or show in Harris because I
Speaker 1: think Paris is magic, and so I'll watch every property
Speaker 1: that's shot in Paris.
Speaker 5: And that's what I think keeps me watching the show
Speaker 5: is for Paris. Yeah, if it were set in Chicago,
Speaker 5: where she's originally from, or even la or New York,
Speaker 5: I would not care whatsoever. But the fact that it's
Speaker 5: in Paris at least makes it a little bit different.
Speaker 5: They're capitalizing by the you know, releasing it now after
Speaker 5: the games, the Olympic Games, because people, you know, are
Speaker 5: still all hyped up on Paris. So it ties in
Speaker 5: and it's a successful show for them.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so Vince Vaughn has a new comedy. I
Speaker 1: didn't know about Bad Monkey. What's that all about?
Speaker 5: This is an adaptation of Carl Heusen novel from twenty thirteen.
Speaker 5: Carl Heuson, of course a very popular writer.
Speaker 3: It's a great book.
Speaker 5: They've tried to adapt a lot of his stuff before
Speaker 5: and it's never really worked out. You remember Strip Teas
Speaker 5: in the nineties with Demi Moore, that was a Karl
Speaker 5: Haison book, and so they haven't really figured to crack
Speaker 5: the code in Hollywood. And Bill Lawrence thinks he has here.
Speaker 5: Bill Lawrence, the guy behind Scrubs, Ted Lasso, Shrinking, you know,
Speaker 5: a bunch of great comedies, and so he feels like
Speaker 5: it's just been Carl Heys and stuff has needed a
Speaker 5: chance to breathe. They haven't been able to have the
Speaker 5: adaptation set in the streaming world before, and so he
Speaker 5: thinks that'll work better than a movie, and so that's
Speaker 5: what they have here, with Vince Vaughan playing a detective
Speaker 5: in the Florida Keys. I love the setting of this
Speaker 5: almost more than anything. It's just it's really laid back,
Speaker 5: and it looks like you think, ah, I could hang
Speaker 5: out there, and then you remember the humidity and the
Speaker 5: mosquitoes and the alligators and all that kind of stuff,
Speaker 5: but it seems, you know, it's really kind of an
Speaker 5: idyllic beach lifestyle. He's trying to solve a murder. He's
Speaker 5: very Vince vaughan ish, but not as gruff. I think
Speaker 5: it's a it's a little more of a nicer Vince Vaughan,
Speaker 5: but he's still kind of snarky and funny, and all
Speaker 5: the characters have their own quirks and funny. The dialogue
Speaker 5: is really good in this, so I enjoyed the first episode.
Speaker 5: It remains to be seen if I'm going to continue
Speaker 5: with it, though I'm curious. I have to keep watching
Speaker 5: maybe maybe another episode or.
Speaker 4: Did you see this seventh Alien film?
Speaker 5: I did Alien Alien Romulus, which I know you're running
Speaker 5: out to the theater to see. No, you're not. It
Speaker 5: stars Kaylee Spanney. Who is she is? She is great?
Speaker 5: She was in Civil War earlier this year if you
Speaker 5: saw that. Also Priscilla last year. She played Priscilla Pressley
Speaker 5: and she leads this one. There's a lot of you know,
Speaker 5: scary dark hallways with gross things dripping down them, and
Speaker 5: you know, suspenseful and dark. And I think he would
Speaker 5: kind of.
Speaker 4: Expect alien movie, not one, not one.
Speaker 3: Hmmm.
Speaker 5: I think it's I think as an American.
Speaker 4: You kind of American?
Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah, first.
Speaker 2: One, A strong female lead, Sigourney Weaver. Yeah geez, come on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, calling into question your patriotism and feminism here, Shannon.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll watch which one should I watch? I'll watch
Speaker 4: one of them?
Speaker 1: The first one, Okay, the first one, the first one
Speaker 1: seventy nine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so check that check check that one out.
Speaker 5: But you know, if you're not into scary, uh kind
Speaker 5: of action films, then you know it's probably not going
Speaker 5: to be for you. It's a little bit one note,
Speaker 5: but it's it's it's decent, it's decently done.
Speaker 1: There are two types of genres that I don't watch,
Speaker 1: sci fi and horror.
Speaker 2: Oh you're going to look at it well, love it
Speaker 2: because in space no one can hear you scream.
Speaker 4: So that's where that comes from. Yes, oh wow, okay,
Speaker 4: it's okay.
Speaker 5: There's no yeah, how does grab you face?
Speaker 3: What? Okay?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Popping out of the test the kind of thing.
Speaker 4: I will all live. Text you through my alien journey.
Speaker 5: Thank you alien in Paris. That's the see I crossed
Speaker 5: that would you?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It's like where and then it's like my god, double
Speaker 3: Jock comes out and.
Speaker 4: Be great Jason, than that gets you. Guys are stupid, But.
Speaker 1: I love you, Thank you and have a great weekend.
Speaker 5: That's a great way to do things.
Speaker 3: By idiot by.
Speaker 2: Jason Nathanson over the hill where he will stay as
Speaker 2: long as Shannon's over here.
Speaker 7: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from kf
Speaker 7: I A M six forty.
Speaker 3: The year of my birth.
Speaker 1: Only one dud so far that I know of in
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty nine. Oh sorry, but I sat with you
Speaker 1: for four hours today and I'm starting to pick up
Speaker 1: your humor.
Speaker 3: Well, I have been appeached to you.
Speaker 7: You have.
Speaker 4: I've been very nice. You have, You've been very well behaved.
Speaker 1: At this time, we like to find out what you
Speaker 1: learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this week. It's
Speaker 1: not always great, it's not always.
Speaker 4: The upper echelon of knowledge, but we appreciate it.
Speaker 5: So here you go, Hi, Neil Shannon, great show.
Speaker 9: What I learned this week?
Speaker 10: What I learned today is I'm a dbag is on
Speaker 10: my sixty seven Primaro RS.
Speaker 8: My license plate says, oh wow, because it's an awesome car.
Speaker 9: And by the.
Speaker 2: Way, it's also my birthday July twenty and nineteen sixty eight,
Speaker 2: so Abby the lady birthday, Neil.
Speaker 5: What I learned today on the Neil on The Shannon Show,
Speaker 5: I'm a d man, doctor or a lawyer. I have
Speaker 5: a person's last license plate three R now five three
Speaker 5: or now five. We had twins, so the three of
Speaker 5: us turned to five.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 4: I like that all right?
Speaker 9: Two? Thanks, I'll pay Neil and Shannon. This week on
Speaker 9: the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned that Jesus probably
Speaker 9: had the butter which makes it nice. And I also
Speaker 9: learned that there seems to be a market for bedtime
Speaker 9: sex story with Steve Gregor Take Care of Five.
Speaker 7: Hey, Shannon Trucker Brandon from La out here in Shannon
Speaker 7: Dooa County, Virginia right now on my way to Tennessee.
Speaker 3: I learned that Gary does not like to put butter
Speaker 3: on his baked potato.
Speaker 4: How can you not put butter on a baked potato?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 3: Anyway?
Speaker 4: Love your show and always listening. Talk to you later.
Speaker 4: I have a great weekend.
Speaker 6: Hey guys, I learned that Gary Hoffman does not use
Speaker 6: butter on.
Speaker 5: His baked potato.
Speaker 3: Put a monster, come mind?
Speaker 7: Neil weigh in on this.
Speaker 5: How crazy is? How crazy is? Very?
Speaker 8: What I learned this week is that Shannon hates pumpkin spice,
Speaker 8: everything and anything. As bonus today, I heard there's gonna
Speaker 8: be funking spice hefty trash bags.
Speaker 2: Oo oo.
Speaker 4: The Channon stop being so feisty, kick him right in.
Speaker 11: The Shin this week on Gary and Shannon, I learned
Speaker 11: that Shannon missus Gary respects Leila and cautious with Neil,
Speaker 11: probably because they have similar dominant personalities.
Speaker 5: Here's my suggestion, why.
Speaker 11: Don't you take Lebela Mohammad and Neil Savedra with you
Speaker 11: next week to the DNC.
Speaker 5: Wow, that would be a great show.
Speaker 10: This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
Speaker 10: that the center stone in Stonehenge came from a rock
Speaker 10: quarry like four hundred miles away in Scotland. I know
Speaker 10: that wasn't really that fascinating to you, Shannon, but as
Speaker 10: an engineering thing, it's kind of interesting to men because
Speaker 10: we kind of, like, you know, want to know how
Speaker 10: to move things that are big and heavy, Like if
Speaker 10: the big one hit in the four or five came down,
Speaker 10: how are we going to get those people out from
Speaker 10: underneath it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, anyway, y'all have a good weekend.
Speaker 3: By guys.
Speaker 10: This week on the Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
Speaker 10: that Shannon could be the parents in the room.
Speaker 4: Have a great weekend, Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 6: I learned that the centerpiece of Stonehenge, one of the
Speaker 6: Great Seven Wonders of the World, originated in Scotland. Well
Speaker 6: that's a lot different than we actually thought. And Shannon
Speaker 6: just doesn't really seem to care.
Speaker 4: I hit a nerve.
Speaker 6: I cared enough to actually do some research about Stonehenge,
Speaker 6: and little did I know, Stone Hitge eats back from
Speaker 6: before the Great Pyramids of Egypt, and we also thought
Speaker 6: that centered block came from somewhere else. I think it's
Speaker 6: amazing what ancient humans could do. Period Stonehenge is one
Speaker 6: of those Seven Wonders of the World, even though Shannon
Speaker 6: only seems to care about.
Speaker 5: Football and bears in her backyard.
Speaker 8: Hey guys, this week on the Gary and Shannon Show,
Speaker 8: I learned that Shannon is not going to get off
Speaker 8: the meat, nor should she.
Speaker 4: I also learned that she needs to grow up. But
Speaker 4: you know, if Shannon grows up, this show is going
Speaker 4: to bite.
Speaker 5: So never grow up, girl.
Speaker 4: Have a great weekend, you too.
Speaker 5: Talk to you later.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 2: I remember that one lady that called and left a
Speaker 2: message when I said Tasty Tuesday said that, you know,
Speaker 2: humans are the only ones that drink milk, you know,
Speaker 2: into their older age and all this stuff. And I'm thinking,
Speaker 2: we're also the only ones that wright. You're the only
Speaker 2: ones to stand on two legs, the only one that
Speaker 2: build and create.
Speaker 1: It's okay for us to have our own things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just is like, you know, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: things we're we're different. We don't eat our young No,
Speaker 1: we shouldn't. We shouldn't. AnyWho ps. That nineteen sixty seven
Speaker 1: Cherry Chevy Camaro RS. That's an awesome car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so let me clarify, both of those people are.
Speaker 1: Not do You offended people by calling them d bags
Speaker 1: if they weren't doctors or lawyers, And I offended the
Speaker 1: Stonehenge crown.
Speaker 2: But I you know what, I should have said classic
Speaker 2: cars because Camaro, you could do anything. You're cooler than
Speaker 2: me already, so you do anything, and the family stuff,
Speaker 2: I'll give you family stuff.
Speaker 4: That was cool.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I think that's very cool. So that to
Speaker 2: pass who was the douchebag then there was?
Speaker 1: I think it was Gary for not putting butter on
Speaker 1: his baked potato.
Speaker 3: That was it.
Speaker 2: So I'm shifting that. I'm taking it off of the
Speaker 2: vanity plates. I'm now putting it on any horrible monster
Speaker 2: who would not put butter butter on their baked.
Speaker 1: Potato like that. To me, our friendship changed in that moment.
Speaker 1: I don't look at him the same after I found
Speaker 1: that out, and he kept he used a sour cream defense.
Speaker 1: I'm never a fan of the sour cream defense because
Speaker 1: sour cream is not butter. No, and he's like, you
Speaker 1: should see how much sour cream I put on there,
Speaker 1: and then you know, I don't need the butter, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, you always need the butter.
Speaker 2: On the potato cream on the base of butter. The
Speaker 2: butter is already on there even if you're get to
Speaker 2: put What you.
Speaker 1: Do is you get the butter in there first, so
Speaker 1: it soaks into the potatoes, and then you put the
Speaker 1: sour cream on, and then you put the bacon and
Speaker 1: the chives and all the rest.
Speaker 3: All know this butter is not a topping.
Speaker 4: No, it's an ingredients eggs.
Speaker 1: See, we don't clash our friends again, we don't clash.
Speaker 2: No, all right, the show's actually getting interesting before we're
Speaker 2: off at fifty.
Speaker 1: These are the nine news now it's you need to
Speaker 1: know stories that fell through the cracks of the news
Speaker 1: couch when we were busy eating the meat and potatoes
Speaker 1: that were the big news stories of the week. And
Speaker 1: so we will get the crumbs now and porazent them
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 4: Here's honorable mention.
Speaker 3: Honorable mention not supposed to.
Speaker 6: Honor.
Speaker 3: Serving with you didn't great and honorable motes.
Speaker 10: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
Speaker 10: of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 1: It looks like the men's swimming team at Notre Dame
Speaker 1: is in trouble, been suspended over gambling and misconduct. Pete
Speaker 1: bavakuaveuvaqua isn't Wasn't he a baseball player?
Speaker 4: I'm asking the wrong person.
Speaker 2: Baseball is the one with the small round ball right exactly?
Speaker 5: You big thing? You know me?
Speaker 4: Stitches?
Speaker 1: It was Kurt oh and it was the Tommy Lassorta thing.
Speaker 1: Now I remember the whole story. Seventy two stitches, one
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty two. That's what I said.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's see here.
Speaker 2: And they were when were they? When were they switched
Speaker 2: to red from blue?
Speaker 1: They said that the gambling twenty three look up violations
Speaker 1: are part of a deeply embedded team culture, dismissive of
Speaker 1: Notre Dame standards for student athletes. The investigation revealed that
Speaker 1: the swim team's coaching staff was not aware of the
Speaker 1: gambling or the scope or the extent of the team's misconduct.
Speaker 1: It doesn't say in this article what they were gambling on?
Speaker 3: Does it matter?
Speaker 4: Can you gamble on men's swimming? Dave Shuterra is one
Speaker 4: of our.
Speaker 1: It guys, and he bets on everything everything. I bet
Speaker 1: he would know if you can bet, I bet you
Speaker 1: can bet on collegiate men swimming.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here's number nine.
Speaker 3: Number nine.
Speaker 6: I did ninth places for cocky dirty nine times out
Speaker 6: of tennis partners dirty.
Speaker 4: Two, which is basically everybody at table learning.
Speaker 11: I'll be all ready to go another nine?
Speaker 7: And Niner?
Speaker 4: Did I catch ack niner in there? Will you call him?
Speaker 5: From all walkie.
Speaker 1: Talking man heroes don't all wear capes, do they? Case
Speaker 1: in point, the mayor of Thompson, Georgia, has been indicted.
Speaker 3: What did he do? Well?
Speaker 1: The charge is that he illegally left a bottle of
Speaker 1: gin in a ditch for a state prison work crew.
Speaker 2: At least they're a work crew bush gin. He's got
Speaker 2: a nickname, Benji Okay.
Speaker 1: Benji Cranford indicted and arrested faces felony charges of furnishing
Speaker 1: prohibited items to inmates, an attempt to commit a felony
Speaker 1: that is that is a that is a stiff penalty
Speaker 1: for trying to leave some seagrums for a work crew.
Speaker 2: Well, youst it's not just the bad guys, it's the
Speaker 2: working bad guys.
Speaker 3: Number eight clived his bowled every eight second.
Speaker 5: Listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1: Hey, I love a groundhog story, doesn't How about one
Speaker 1: whose name is Colonel Custard? Are they all in Pennsylvania
Speaker 1: or just the notable groundhogs?
Speaker 3: I think they all moved there after the Great Famine.
Speaker 1: Yes, an intrepid varmint dubbed Colonel Custard so named for
Speaker 1: the frozen custard shop and mini golf outlet where he
Speaker 1: was discovered.
Speaker 3: It couldn't be. He wasn't found in a crapper.
Speaker 1: He was found stowed away with a pestle of stuffed
Speaker 1: animals prizes in an arcade game two weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's one of those claw games.
Speaker 4: Look at that dahn.
Speaker 1: You use that little claw and you drop it down.
Speaker 1: It picks up a groundhog. Yeah, it gets a really
Speaker 1: good grip until it comes over the opening.
Speaker 3: Then it goes, oh my, it's too heavy.
Speaker 1: I probably lost more money in the claw machine than
Speaker 1: I have at a blackjack table and my whole Let.
Speaker 2: Me tell you something. We were at like a Denny's
Speaker 2: or something. I think Max was maybe two three tops
Speaker 2: and he's like, I want to play, want to play,
Speaker 2: want to play, and I'm like, no one ever wins,
Speaker 2: put the money in and he won, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: that is going to be the impression.
Speaker 3: That's a core memory.
Speaker 4: Now that's a gambling addiction.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I started.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one of the first lessons that you hope
Speaker 1: your kid learns correctly.
Speaker 4: Yours did not.
Speaker 1: And now he's going to end up downtown Vegas at
Speaker 1: the d playing in three in the morning the penny
Speaker 1: slots with Ray Lopez and you did that.
Speaker 2: That is that is the worst visual And I'm going
Speaker 2: to leave you now.
Speaker 3: That one hurts.
Speaker 2: Number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son, seven.
Speaker 5: Seven years of college down to dree seventy seven days.
Speaker 4: Your son sounds remarkable by the way he's in the kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really smart too, which is always fun
Speaker 1: to see on a small person.
Speaker 2: You know what, when you're seven, everything you say is smart.
Speaker 2: You get done when you we are born geniuses. I'm
Speaker 2: convinced and we get we're taught to be stupid some
Speaker 2: of that tracks. Yeah, there's studies actually, but anyhow.
Speaker 1: School district official in Chicago was sentenced to nine years
Speaker 1: in prison for stealing one point five million dollars worth
Speaker 1: of chicken wings. Vera is her name, Vera worked as
Speaker 1: chicken wings. That's a lot of chicken wings. As the
Speaker 1: director of food services at Harvey School District one fifty two,
Speaker 1: sixty eight years old, stole more than eleven thousand cases
Speaker 1: of chicken wings.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: And you know who comes to the rescue.
Speaker 1: Who always comes to the rescue for the Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris Joe from the Chiefs offers to cover the
Speaker 2: one point five million and for stolen chicken.
Speaker 4: What a great story for him.
Speaker 1: I mean he's already like, what, probably the best defensive
Speaker 1: tackle in the league, maybe top five.
Speaker 3: We just call him DTS where I'm from.
Speaker 4: Is that right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, that's delirium trump. That's different. That's too much X.
Speaker 1: That's great pr for the Chiefs and for Chris Jones.
Speaker 1: And I mean, nice move, but nice chicken wings. It's
Speaker 1: not like she stole I don't know, diamonds or something. Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 5: Got six, she got six number six.
Speaker 3: There's six more weeks of water.
Speaker 4: Do you have a picture of me, a rabbi and
Speaker 4: six drunken longshom.
Speaker 5: I would just stick you in a nursing home closer
Speaker 5: to us. I don't have to drive stick down drink
Speaker 5: another six.
Speaker 4: So I've read this.
Speaker 1: I read this in the New York or the LA
Speaker 1: Times earlier this week, and I was like, this is
Speaker 1: so such an inconsequential story.
Speaker 4: It's so silly, and it's such a rich people story.
Speaker 1: Right, there's a guy who's been accused of stealing sand
Speaker 1: and from the beach in Malibu.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so two billionaires going back and forth fighting over,
Speaker 2: you know, back and forth with each other, apparently accusing
Speaker 2: one of stealing mounds of sand from a public beach
Speaker 2: in Malibu for his own private construction project. So I
Speaker 2: don't At first I read this and I thought, Okay,
Speaker 2: while you're maybe pushing the mound to your property to
Speaker 2: make it more lush or something, I don't know, but
Speaker 2: is this guy actually using the sand like in concrete
Speaker 2: or something, or part of the actual construction.
Speaker 3: Process.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: As I was reading this story initially in the LA Times,
Speaker 1: I had questions too, and then realized I just don't care.
Speaker 4: Huh. Interesting, it's two rich people fighting over who's sand.
Speaker 3: Is, Who's that's usually everything?
Speaker 4: What is everything?
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 3: I too? Rich people? No that that goes with the territory. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you don't often care.
Speaker 4: Number five five.
Speaker 3: I have fu we begin bombing in five minutes time.
Speaker 6: Geeze, this is the year.
Speaker 3: Five point five would be a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1: Sometimes people have addictions, and sometimes it's not the usual
Speaker 1: ones that you think of. In this Illinois village mayor
Speaker 1: has her own addiction. It's a shopping addiction. This village
Speaker 1: has been plunged into millions of dollars of debt by
Speaker 1: the mayor's outrageous credit card spending.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Tiffany Henyard.
Speaker 2: She's said to have racked up forty thousand dollars spend
Speaker 2: on Amazon in a single day.
Speaker 3: I buy a lot of Amazon, but I'm nowhere near that.
Speaker 1: Among the expenses was a seventy seven hundred dollars spree
Speaker 1: at Target, I get it, Walgreen's Wayfair on a single day,
Speaker 1: on a single.
Speaker 3: Day, it uncovered.
Speaker 2: This report uncovered a three point six million dollar deficit
Speaker 2: the town's budget, which emerged under her tenure.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine that pretty lady.
Speaker 1: Gorgeous because she spends on professional glam squad well, I guess,
Speaker 1: yeahfessional hair and makeup. But how insane is that to
Speaker 1: have someone just a small town? Yeah, I know right,
Speaker 1: that kind of money that got bank rolls with. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's their whole budget. That's not a freaking petty cash drawer.
Speaker 1: Number four.
Speaker 7: Is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 8: Four.
Speaker 6: This isn't the same world you left four years ago.
Speaker 1: After a six month investigation, seems a little bit overkilled,
Speaker 1: is it not. Police and Cartersville, Georgia have arrested four
Speaker 1: men connected to a criminal organization responsible for stealing bulk
Speaker 1: used cooking oil from restaurants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, usually what did they use that for? They use
Speaker 2: it for a couple things. Drugs is one of them.
Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, they can clean it up
Speaker 2: and use it for fuel among other stuff. But yeah,
Speaker 2: they leave it out in the back, often in the
Speaker 2: back of the restaurant in the alleyway.
Speaker 1: Six months to investigate stolen cooking oil seems a lot.
Speaker 1: Maybe there's not a lot of crime in Cartersville, Georgia.
Speaker 1: Here's number three.
Speaker 8: Three shall be the number of count and the number
Speaker 8: of the counting shall.
Speaker 5: Be three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 3: Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 7: All three of the three.
Speaker 4: I got all three of you guys for the rest
Speaker 4: of your nast born live. After that, three days, they
Speaker 4: both start to stink.
Speaker 7: Three.
Speaker 1: A woman has given birth in the lobby of a
Speaker 1: movie theater.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's you've got to be really eager to watch
Speaker 3: a movie.
Speaker 1: Does it say which movie they went to go see?
Speaker 1: It does not, because you're right, that's got to be
Speaker 1: a blockbuster, right.
Speaker 3: Oh no, they were Wait a second.
Speaker 4: Sing two? Sing two was the movie?
Speaker 10: Is that what it was?
Speaker 1: Sarah was thirty nine weeks pregnant when she went to
Speaker 1: Cinema World at their three year old son, Liam and
Speaker 1: her parents went twenty minutes into the screening of Sing two,
Speaker 1: she felt discomfort, She went to the restroom. The discomfort grew,
Speaker 1: She laid down in the lobby.
Speaker 3: And water broke.
Speaker 4: Boom.
Speaker 3: Baby, It's like the backlot to her at Universal.
Speaker 4: Very similar, very similar. Number two. Oh, she's got free movies.
Speaker 4: I missed the point of the story.
Speaker 5: There's two sons in Miss Vines.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have a baby at a bank.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 4: So they just give you free money the rest of
Speaker 4: your life. I guess she gets free movies the rest
Speaker 4: of her life. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Man in Iowa allegedly shot his father after an argument
Speaker 1: about stinky feet. Yeah, I mean, if you're living that
Speaker 1: close with one another. He looked his mugshot. Looks like
Speaker 1: his feet smell, doesn't it?
Speaker 5: So who was it?
Speaker 2: He allegedly shot father after and arguing about stinky feet.
Speaker 2: So whose feet David's feet? The guy who was yeah,
Speaker 2: Dad was like, hey, son, your feet smell. Go wash yourself.
Speaker 2: And he was like, I'll show you dad Wow, unloaded his.
Speaker 3: Gun over David's stinky feet.
Speaker 4: But Dad survived. So it's just a temp murder. Yep,
Speaker 4: But what what's that? You want more feet? Here's number one?
Speaker 5: Weird number one? Number were number one?
Speaker 3: Then I decided to look out for number one. Are
Speaker 3: you the number one?
Speaker 6: Row?
Speaker 7: Number one?
Speaker 1: Number one?
Speaker 4: Number one's with the feet there is.
Speaker 3: I'll let you take it.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, Oh you don't want to join in?
Speaker 7: No, no, go go.
Speaker 1: Cerial molester with a foot fetish has gotten jail time
Speaker 1: after drawing smiley faces on women's toes.
Speaker 4: His name is Tan boone Wui. He's thirty five.
Speaker 1: And he has gotten a jail sentence after he outraged
Speaker 1: the modesty of a woman by touching her feet. Well
Speaker 1: that you ever know anyone who was in defeat. I
Speaker 1: had a girlfriend who went out with a guy and uh,
Speaker 1: he was super indefeat. I know, you know, like there
Speaker 1: it was shocking. Well, there's one thing to appreciate the
Speaker 1: anatomy and say, oh, she has lovely ankles or they're feminine,
Speaker 1: or she has feminine feet. But yeah, I think I've
Speaker 1: known guys can be weird. Yeah, not my jam, I mean.
Speaker 4: Not your jam. No, No, wonder how the prevalent it is.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'd say it's pretty prevalent. There's people that make
Speaker 2: money by putting their feet on websites. Ah, you've never
Speaker 2: seen those stories. I haven't, but yeah, he has sexual
Speaker 2: interest and feet. All right, Well let's go out on
Speaker 2: a high note. Show John Cobalt Show coming up now.
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