WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:02.439 Yeah, yeah, jerk off alone now. 2 00:00:03.799 --> 00:00:04.360 Always was. 3 00:00:06.599 --> 00:00:10.960 I just don't have to hide in the bathroom. 4 00:00:11.320 --> 00:00:13.960 This sink's been going an awful long time. Mind your 5 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:14.880 fucking business. 6 00:00:15.480 --> 00:00:16.800 I can jerk off a load. 7 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:24.039 Get peace. You guys ready, it's more fuel efficient. I 8 00:00:24.120 --> 00:00:24.559 was ready. 9 00:00:24.600 --> 00:00:27.480 Whenever I'll do it, we'll get thirty seconds. You got? 10 00:00:27.480 --> 00:00:31.239 Do you think you got thirty seconds in you? 11 00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:32.240 Always? 12 00:00:32.439 --> 00:00:49.840 It's a question for you right now? 13 00:01:03.119 --> 00:01:07.079 What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? 14 00:01:10.040 --> 00:01:11.280 A receding hairline? 15 00:01:14.239 --> 00:01:14.480 Nice? 16 00:01:15.280 --> 00:01:19.000 Mm hmm? Check you you with the joke, you with 17 00:01:19.079 --> 00:01:19.560 the joke. 18 00:01:20.319 --> 00:01:23.200 I had to explain to my son today that he 19 00:01:23.359 --> 00:01:26.439 is my past and I am his future. He did 20 00:01:26.439 --> 00:01:28.719 not understand that I was, like listen, at one point, 21 00:01:28.760 --> 00:01:30.879 I had a jew fro, I had a big fucking 22 00:01:31.319 --> 00:01:31.920 head of hair. 23 00:01:35.079 --> 00:01:37.400 Did he ask you to help him hang himself? 24 00:01:37.719 --> 00:01:42.359 After hearing that comment? He he doesn't believe it. He 25 00:01:42.400 --> 00:01:44.000 doesn't understand that it's coming. 26 00:01:44.439 --> 00:01:46.560 Wait, wait, wait, wait, you pissed and tupperware when you 27 00:01:46.599 --> 00:01:51.319 were a kid. Let's pretty widen the clock. 28 00:01:51.519 --> 00:01:53.640 He took your ship and molded it into places, did 29 00:01:53.640 --> 00:01:54.400 a bowl. 30 00:01:54.120 --> 00:01:56.519 And then put it and then he put it in 31 00:01:56.519 --> 00:01:58.040 a fucking little container. 32 00:02:00.159 --> 00:02:03.640 Do you think this is also another throwback? Do you 33 00:02:03.760 --> 00:02:07.040 think if cell phone technology is what it is today 34 00:02:07.599 --> 00:02:10.360 when you were his age, do you think your number 35 00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:13.919 of special photographs saved to the phone would have been? 36 00:02:16.800 --> 00:02:21.719 Oh? Absolutely today lazy gets the lengths that I went 37 00:02:21.759 --> 00:02:24.360 to to check out my dad's Easy Rider magazines. 38 00:02:24.520 --> 00:02:28.879 Oh fuck yeah, see back and back in our time. 39 00:02:28.919 --> 00:02:31.080 I don't know yet about Stone like this is right 40 00:02:31.080 --> 00:02:34.400 around the cusp of big change, but I know at 41 00:02:34.479 --> 00:02:36.840 least for me speaking which I assume then for you, 42 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:40.840 dum is, you would put your dad's vdjess in that 43 00:02:40.919 --> 00:02:43.560 you found, and you'd have to know exactly the second 44 00:02:43.639 --> 00:02:46.800 it started, because it was never at the beginning. Ever, 45 00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:50.199 it was mid scene of Ron Jeremy just thrusting into 46 00:02:50.199 --> 00:02:51.960 some tan line broad Yeah. 47 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:54.919 Absolutely seven minutes. 48 00:02:55.560 --> 00:02:59.080 So this is episode one, Seve by the way, we 49 00:02:59.080 --> 00:03:00.840 were in the middle of conversation, so you can just 50 00:03:00.879 --> 00:03:02.840 hold your horses be like, b word. He's like, what 51 00:03:02.919 --> 00:03:05.360 episode are we on again? He already knows the answer though. 52 00:03:06.719 --> 00:03:10.319 But it's Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day to all the 53 00:03:10.360 --> 00:03:13.159 special moms out there. You know, you know who you are. 54 00:03:13.439 --> 00:03:15.520 You're not listening to this because you ran away on life. 55 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:19.120 But you know, Happy Mother's Day. We love you, We 56 00:03:19.159 --> 00:03:24.039 love moms especially, so thanks. 57 00:03:26.960 --> 00:03:31.400 Yeah, you can't be a milf without a mom. Hyeah, 58 00:03:32.520 --> 00:03:34.240 dome's currently an ilt. 59 00:03:35.159 --> 00:03:40.759 I'd like the fu like I'd like the fuck. Yeah, 60 00:03:41.039 --> 00:03:42.879 somebody get this met A pocket post. 61 00:03:42.759 --> 00:03:46.879 Is the longest I've ever gone. Dude still doesn't want 62 00:03:46.879 --> 00:03:50.240 to put the I've ever Gone'm by my period, sorry 63 00:03:50.360 --> 00:03:52.719 and now and now it's all on me. It's at 64 00:03:52.719 --> 00:03:55.520 the spiteful stage. I'm like, fuck this, like go fuck 65 00:03:55.560 --> 00:04:01.280 yourself now. Now I'm just angry. It's like whatever, I've 66 00:04:01.319 --> 00:04:04.439 never I think I've only ever said no like twice 67 00:04:04.479 --> 00:04:05.240 in my life. 68 00:04:08.120 --> 00:04:12.159 That's actually a statement, Like anybody that knows you, there's 69 00:04:12.199 --> 00:04:14.919 there's a reason why you your life is so chaotic 70 00:04:14.960 --> 00:04:16.399 sometimes because you never say no. 71 00:04:17.680 --> 00:04:20.839 Yep, ever it's pretty rough. One of those times you 72 00:04:20.879 --> 00:04:23.319 said no was to a two pay kind. 73 00:04:23.160 --> 00:04:25.240 Of said, I will never put on a two pay. 74 00:04:25.839 --> 00:04:29.079 I have worn wigs before, but it was like in ingest, 75 00:04:29.720 --> 00:04:30.279 so do you. 76 00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:32.800 Just have to like super glue of Yamaica? Then like 77 00:04:33.040 --> 00:04:33.920 do you get to stick? 78 00:04:33.879 --> 00:04:34.839 You got two options? 79 00:04:35.000 --> 00:04:36.600 What do they do for people? 80 00:04:36.680 --> 00:04:41.519 Either take those you can either take those fucking suction 81 00:04:41.639 --> 00:04:45.319 cups and you stick it to the inside, so you 82 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:47.120 know the ones that go on the windows. 83 00:04:46.839 --> 00:04:48.800 Or you can just take off the bottom. 84 00:04:48.959 --> 00:04:53.240 You can take you know those titty those titty tags. 85 00:04:52.879 --> 00:04:56.279 That that girls have, that women have, they cover the nipples. Yeah, 86 00:04:56.560 --> 00:04:59.360 the sticky Yeah, you just put that on the inside 87 00:04:59.399 --> 00:05:01.519 pasty and so it sticks to the back of the 88 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:03.519 yamaica and then to the back of the head. 89 00:05:05.519 --> 00:05:08.920 Like the when you said pop top, the immediate thought 90 00:05:08.959 --> 00:05:11.199 that I had was like one of those kids toys, 91 00:05:11.240 --> 00:05:16.879 Like yes, like he's sitting like in the synagogue and 92 00:05:16.920 --> 00:05:19.560 like it pops randomly and hits some lady in the eye. 93 00:05:20.240 --> 00:05:22.680 Oh my god, it hit me writing the eye. 94 00:05:24.920 --> 00:05:27.120 That's one thousand percent when I've bett the fuck up. 95 00:05:27.199 --> 00:05:30.120 Babs trying to fucking hear a rabbi over here to 96 00:05:30.160 --> 00:05:32.279 talk about he's gonna rail everyone's wife tonight. 97 00:05:38.439 --> 00:05:40.079 Well, how was dumbhou? 98 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:42.000 My week was fantastic? 99 00:05:42.399 --> 00:05:42.920 Well, I mean. 100 00:05:44.399 --> 00:05:50.319 We he was full of excitement and wonder and uh 101 00:05:50.920 --> 00:05:54.439 yeah tell us more man, let me tell you. 102 00:05:54.480 --> 00:05:57.199 I so I speaking of wonder. 103 00:05:57.199 --> 00:05:58.560 I wonder who our new producer is. 104 00:05:58.519 --> 00:06:02.560 Gonna tell you? I can't do a worse job, so 105 00:06:04.759 --> 00:06:07.800 I ended up running to California. I went to San Jose. 106 00:06:07.879 --> 00:06:09.759 I flew into San Jose, which was like one of 107 00:06:09.800 --> 00:06:13.439 the smallest airports I've ever been at, but coming out 108 00:06:13.480 --> 00:06:16.920 of Vegas, I had a three hour flight delay, and 109 00:06:16.959 --> 00:06:19.199 then I sat in the plane for an additional hour 110 00:06:19.240 --> 00:06:23.040 and a half. It was such a long fucking Tuesday 111 00:06:23.199 --> 00:06:26.040 to get from Vegas to San Jose. And I got 112 00:06:26.079 --> 00:06:28.920 to San Jose and it took me two hours to 113 00:06:28.959 --> 00:06:30.800 get through traffic to get to the city I was 114 00:06:30.839 --> 00:06:33.759 trying to go to. But then on Wednesday, I had 115 00:06:33.759 --> 00:06:36.959 a really cool day where I got to visit this 116 00:06:37.120 --> 00:06:39.800 new Mercury mine, well new to me. It's been around 117 00:06:39.879 --> 00:06:44.480 since the seventeen hundreds, and it was really really interesting 118 00:06:44.560 --> 00:06:49.079 to learn all about how they made the Mercury, some 119 00:06:49.120 --> 00:06:51.519 of the furnaces that they had, and what they used. 120 00:06:51.560 --> 00:06:53.480 And I got to play with some new tools, and 121 00:06:53.519 --> 00:06:59.279 I met a really nice PM for the EPA who 122 00:06:59.600 --> 00:07:02.920 was by far one of the smartest individuals I've ever 123 00:07:02.959 --> 00:07:09.519 met in my life. She man, she like, I feel 124 00:07:09.560 --> 00:07:13.160 stupid on a regular daily basis all by myself. I 125 00:07:13.240 --> 00:07:15.879 do it to myself all the time. But this woman 126 00:07:16.040 --> 00:07:23.639 made me feel massively under educated, which yah, yeah, absolutely, 127 00:07:23.839 --> 00:07:27.000 oh absolutely, oh absolutely, I am. 128 00:07:27.120 --> 00:07:28.199 I am the epitome. 129 00:07:28.519 --> 00:07:30.399 Listen, Okay, I'm gonna give away a little bit with 130 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:32.839 my job. I am the epitome of faked till you 131 00:07:32.920 --> 00:07:33.600 make it for. 132 00:07:33.519 --> 00:07:36.399 Those who haven't picked up the pieces episodes. 133 00:07:38.319 --> 00:07:42.360 I there is a button that switches off in me 134 00:07:42.399 --> 00:07:44.480 when I get to work, right, like you guys here 135 00:07:44.639 --> 00:07:46.600 and listen to the fun side of me, the stupid 136 00:07:46.639 --> 00:07:48.560 side of me. I feel comfortable with you, right, so 137 00:07:48.639 --> 00:07:50.519 I feel like I am in a safe place and 138 00:07:50.560 --> 00:07:53.959 you guys see the dumb josh. But when I'm at work, 139 00:07:54.439 --> 00:07:57.120 I'm very charismatic. I will admit that I do have 140 00:07:57.160 --> 00:08:00.959 a way about it about carrying myself and the demeanor 141 00:08:01.079 --> 00:08:04.600 in which I deliver the product that my company wants 142 00:08:04.600 --> 00:08:10.079 me to deliver, right, and I do know enough to 143 00:08:10.199 --> 00:08:15.759 get by. But who boy, am I the epitome of fakety? 144 00:08:15.800 --> 00:08:16.199 You make it? 145 00:08:16.240 --> 00:08:21.399 Man? Just saying I mean you know what, dude, Like 146 00:08:21.680 --> 00:08:25.560 everybody in fucking Congress and shit, all those fuckers, that's 147 00:08:25.600 --> 00:08:27.480 their motto, fagot to you make it. Half of them 148 00:08:27.800 --> 00:08:28.480 don't even know. 149 00:08:28.439 --> 00:08:32.399 What they I mean, think about it. Everybody has had 150 00:08:32.399 --> 00:08:34.600 to fake it to make it because at some point 151 00:08:34.639 --> 00:08:37.120 you were put in the position you're in and you 152 00:08:37.200 --> 00:08:39.159 had no clue what the fuck you were doing. 153 00:08:39.720 --> 00:08:41.919 And I and I do, I do know what I'm doing, 154 00:08:42.600 --> 00:08:44.279 but not not to the level of some of the 155 00:08:44.279 --> 00:08:46.799 people that I interact with. Like when I tell you 156 00:08:46.840 --> 00:08:49.960 that that some of the people that I interact with 157 00:08:50.120 --> 00:08:53.480 are some of the smartest minds in the United States, 158 00:08:53.480 --> 00:08:57.440 it's not an over exaggeration, Like they are subject matter 159 00:08:57.480 --> 00:09:01.679 experts for a reason, and when you're in a room 160 00:09:01.679 --> 00:09:04.720 with them, some of them make you feel extremely stupid, 161 00:09:05.399 --> 00:09:09.240 and not not because they're bad people. It's just they're 162 00:09:09.399 --> 00:09:12.759 just incredibly smart. Like they are. They are the ones 163 00:09:12.799 --> 00:09:15.480 that runs the lectures. They are the ones that when 164 00:09:15.519 --> 00:09:18.759 you go to these conferences, like like you you go 165 00:09:18.799 --> 00:09:21.639 to these conferences, right, and you sometimes speak It is 166 00:09:21.679 --> 00:09:24.480 the same situation. These are the people that get up 167 00:09:24.519 --> 00:09:27.960 in front of other in front of groups hundreds of people. 168 00:09:28.360 --> 00:09:32.320 They're the valedictorians that speak at fucking Harvard. It's it's insane. 169 00:09:32.600 --> 00:09:35.720 I don't believe. I don't belong. I do not belong 170 00:09:35.799 --> 00:09:39.519 in the circles in which I run. Sometimes period, you. 171 00:09:40.039 --> 00:09:45.679 Could speak at like Southampton Institute Technology Community College can get. 172 00:09:49.720 --> 00:09:51.879 But so work, work was actually really cool. 173 00:09:51.919 --> 00:09:52.399 Work was fun. 174 00:09:52.440 --> 00:09:54.879 And then I turned around and came back late Friday, 175 00:09:55.080 --> 00:10:02.639 Friday afternoon and are Thursday, sorry Thursday. And then Friday 176 00:10:02.720 --> 00:10:06.919 went to absolute shit. Uh, personal life took a weird 177 00:10:07.000 --> 00:10:09.679 turn that we're not going to discuss. But we're here. 178 00:10:10.399 --> 00:10:12.639 You know, belt hasn't wrapped around the neck yet. So 179 00:10:16.799 --> 00:10:22.600 Saturday dicked around. Sunday went and met up with you guys. Ironically, 180 00:10:22.679 --> 00:10:28.000 I found a sasquatch sighting, so we went to We 181 00:10:28.039 --> 00:10:31.080 went to the Mother's Day Arts and Crafts Fair, which 182 00:10:31.120 --> 00:10:33.519 is a ritual for me and my mom. We've gone 183 00:10:33.559 --> 00:10:38.240 every year since I was like twelve. And when I 184 00:10:38.320 --> 00:10:41.600 was there, I spotted Jordan in the wild and I 185 00:10:41.639 --> 00:10:43.639 took a picture and I kid you not, it looks 186 00:10:43.679 --> 00:10:47.399 exactly like a sasquatch sighting, Like it's Jordan's sideways. 187 00:10:47.519 --> 00:10:48.080 Yeah it does. 188 00:10:49.679 --> 00:10:52.080 It's all blurry. It's not even a good pictures all. Fuck, 189 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:53.320 it's not. 190 00:10:54.240 --> 00:10:54.879 Yeah, it's not. 191 00:10:55.200 --> 00:10:58.840 So don't ever come at me with Android's got a 192 00:10:58.840 --> 00:11:02.639 better camera ever, Because that picture I took it in 193 00:11:02.639 --> 00:11:04.799 a rush and I'm trying to give you credit that 194 00:11:04.840 --> 00:11:06.600 I that you know how to take pictures. 195 00:11:07.720 --> 00:11:08.159 It was bad. 196 00:11:08.200 --> 00:11:09.360 When I saw it, I was like, what am I 197 00:11:09.360 --> 00:11:09.679 looking at? 198 00:11:09.759 --> 00:11:11.559 Yeah, I took it in a rush, and it was 199 00:11:11.600 --> 00:11:14.000 it was a pure accident because this camera does take 200 00:11:14.039 --> 00:11:15.840 great pictures. But it was pure accident, and I just 201 00:11:15.919 --> 00:11:18.360 I kept it because it was so fantastic. I don't 202 00:11:18.360 --> 00:11:20.200 think I didn't send it to a I'll send it 203 00:11:20.200 --> 00:11:20.639 to him now. 204 00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:24.519 No. It was funny, though. What about you Stone, how 205 00:11:24.600 --> 00:11:25.360 was your week? 206 00:11:26.039 --> 00:11:32.440 My week was, uh man, it was like a mac 207 00:11:32.519 --> 00:11:37.000 truck hit me throughout the week. You know, came in Monday, 208 00:11:37.600 --> 00:11:43.320 problems came in Tuesday, problems came in Wednesday, problems came 209 00:11:43.360 --> 00:11:49.600 in Thursday. Problems, right, and so yeah, like it was funny, 210 00:11:49.600 --> 00:11:52.080 like I did to take this test to go up 211 00:11:52.120 --> 00:11:54.559 the next possession that I want to be in. I 212 00:11:54.559 --> 00:11:58.000 felt so confident. So it was just delusion of like 213 00:11:58.039 --> 00:12:00.360 three hours of sleep I was running off of and 214 00:12:00.639 --> 00:12:03.399 I missed it by one question and I was raging. 215 00:12:03.440 --> 00:12:05.399 I was so mad, kind of threw like a little 216 00:12:05.440 --> 00:12:08.840 hyss and then came in came in the next day 217 00:12:08.840 --> 00:12:10.799 and I have like a full, like raging eight hours 218 00:12:10.799 --> 00:12:12.480 of sleep and I was like, you were such a 219 00:12:12.480 --> 00:12:15.120 little bitch yesterday. But it was so validating that I 220 00:12:15.159 --> 00:12:18.240 came in and my supervisor was like, hey, so some 221 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:20.000 of the feedback that you gave me about that test, 222 00:12:20.039 --> 00:12:21.320 I went and give it to a manager because I 223 00:12:21.320 --> 00:12:23.039 agree with you. And I was like, oh was it 224 00:12:23.120 --> 00:12:23.879 big a little bitch? 225 00:12:24.320 --> 00:12:24.720 Oh right? 226 00:12:24.879 --> 00:12:27.279 Thank god. I was coming in here to apologize for 227 00:12:27.320 --> 00:12:29.039 you my dad, and I felt like I was being 228 00:12:29.039 --> 00:12:31.200 a fucking dumb ass yesterday. I was. I was on 229 00:12:31.240 --> 00:12:32.799 three hours of sleep and I was being a whindy 230 00:12:32.799 --> 00:12:34.679 little bitch. She was like, no, like you shd have 231 00:12:34.759 --> 00:12:36.399 some good points and I was like, okay, cool, thanks, 232 00:12:36.440 --> 00:12:40.240 appreciate you. But then I got a message from HR 233 00:12:40.519 --> 00:12:44.639 and they were like, hey, so that position that you 234 00:12:44.759 --> 00:12:50.360 want in the finance department. So they're suspending taking applications 235 00:12:50.399 --> 00:12:52.399 because they didn't have anyone set in an application and 236 00:12:52.440 --> 00:12:54.399 the resume that they were impressed with. And I was like, 237 00:12:55.440 --> 00:12:56.360 I was in that pool. 238 00:12:57.120 --> 00:13:03.039 Yeah, so okay, I have something to say about that, 239 00:13:03.039 --> 00:13:06.120 all right. I have I have some friends and some 240 00:13:06.240 --> 00:13:08.600 family who have been looking for jobs for quite some 241 00:13:08.720 --> 00:13:13.679 time now, and I have this conspiracy theory that companies 242 00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:18.159 right now are opening up positions with the false ideology 243 00:13:18.240 --> 00:13:21.279 or false idea that anyone is going to actually get 244 00:13:21.320 --> 00:13:23.159 the job. So it's just a fri it's a ruse. 245 00:13:23.480 --> 00:13:24.000 It's fake. 246 00:13:24.159 --> 00:13:27.039 Yeah, you like there, there's not really an opening fixture. A. 247 00:13:27.720 --> 00:13:28.919 We can't see it. It's too bright. 248 00:13:30.080 --> 00:13:33.399 Yeah, we've already it. I took it and said it 249 00:13:33.399 --> 00:13:37.559 to him, but thanks. But yeah, the position's fake, so. 250 00:13:40.600 --> 00:13:43.519 That the position's fake that these companies are these companies 251 00:13:43.559 --> 00:13:47.519 have something to benefit from keeping these fake positions open, 252 00:13:48.120 --> 00:13:50.919 but they do it and there is never, ever, ever 253 00:13:51.039 --> 00:13:53.080 any intent to fill the position. 254 00:13:54.840 --> 00:13:56.480 You know, it would actually make a whole lot of 255 00:13:56.519 --> 00:13:59.639 sense because when you look at the market Salary Range 256 00:13:59.679 --> 00:14:01.919 report that has generated from my company, and it shows 257 00:14:01.960 --> 00:14:06.080 you every single position that is within like director right, 258 00:14:06.120 --> 00:14:08.120 so like director and up is like exempt from it 259 00:14:08.159 --> 00:14:11.000 because it's fucking the executive status. You're making millions at 260 00:14:11.039 --> 00:14:17.039 that point. But that position like reinsurance reinsurance specialist, right, 261 00:14:17.639 --> 00:14:23.159 that position like you start at one ten a year, right, 262 00:14:23.679 --> 00:14:26.279 and then it like goes to like senior and it's 263 00:14:26.279 --> 00:14:28.840 like one thirty, and then it goes to consultant. It's 264 00:14:28.879 --> 00:14:31.879 like one eighty, right, and that's it there's no other 265 00:14:32.039 --> 00:14:35.559 range for that. That's it. That's its own position. Like 266 00:14:35.600 --> 00:14:38.519 you don't get to be a soup manager senior, like 267 00:14:38.600 --> 00:14:42.039 nothing like that is it for that entire position. So 268 00:14:42.240 --> 00:14:44.480 like it would make sense if that was like a 269 00:14:44.480 --> 00:14:46.960 position kind of like a mafioso kind of thing, you know, 270 00:14:47.519 --> 00:14:51.960 where like the mafia guys all had construction jobs and quotations. 271 00:14:52.000 --> 00:14:54.720 You know, Like what if like the reinsurance job really 272 00:14:54.759 --> 00:14:57.519 was just going to some duds, like some fucking hit 273 00:14:57.600 --> 00:15:01.320 man or something, a hit man for insurance companies. 274 00:15:01.399 --> 00:15:03.919 Like there's some government there's some government agencies and some 275 00:15:04.000 --> 00:15:06.080 nonprofit organizations that are doing it. 276 00:15:06.120 --> 00:15:08.639 And they're doing it. I know this for a fact. 277 00:15:08.639 --> 00:15:11.840 They're doing it because they get certain grants based on 278 00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:15.200 the amount of times or amount of positions that don't 279 00:15:15.200 --> 00:15:20.000 get filled. So it's like there's things that cover the 280 00:15:20.159 --> 00:15:25.639 actual unavailability of employees. So it's like it's like they're 281 00:15:25.840 --> 00:15:27.799 they're saying that they can't fill the position, so they 282 00:15:27.840 --> 00:15:32.360 need help essentially, and and and that's sneaky and tricky, but. 283 00:15:34.039 --> 00:15:36.879 That's a good point. And like when I was looking 284 00:15:36.919 --> 00:15:41.679 at another insurance company, they had like six hundred positions open, 285 00:15:42.279 --> 00:15:45.200 and I was like, why on God's green Earth do 286 00:15:45.240 --> 00:15:50.000 you have that many positions open? Doesn't make sense, But 287 00:15:50.200 --> 00:15:52.120 that makes a whole lot of sense right there if 288 00:15:52.159 --> 00:15:54.039 they get grants for having a certain amount of open. 289 00:15:54.919 --> 00:15:57.840 So, how was your week interesting? 290 00:15:59.440 --> 00:16:00.279 It was pretty good. 291 00:16:02.519 --> 00:16:02.720 Yeah. 292 00:16:02.720 --> 00:16:06.320 I didn't do a whole lot until this weekend. And 293 00:16:06.360 --> 00:16:10.399 then I put a new thermostat in the house, which 294 00:16:10.480 --> 00:16:12.000 that went pretty is one of those. 295 00:16:11.919 --> 00:16:14.600 Voice activated ones, is like AI where you you could 296 00:16:14.679 --> 00:16:17.440 attach it to your phone or is it just a basic. 297 00:16:18.559 --> 00:16:20.799 You can you can use your phone. There is an 298 00:16:20.840 --> 00:16:24.759 appys it's like one of the smart system ones. It's 299 00:16:24.759 --> 00:16:29.360 not quite AI, but yeah. And then also in the 300 00:16:29.399 --> 00:16:32.440 same trip, a new ceiling fan got put in to 301 00:16:32.639 --> 00:16:36.440 change out my daughters ceiling fan, my oldest daughter, because 302 00:16:36.480 --> 00:16:39.879 I already had changed out my youngest daughters, and so 303 00:16:39.960 --> 00:16:43.720 I was like whatever. And actually I would say the 304 00:16:43.759 --> 00:16:46.279 actual process of the fan was not a big deal 305 00:16:48.039 --> 00:16:50.480 as a whole. What would have been nice is if 306 00:16:50.519 --> 00:16:53.399 in the instruction book they said, listen, just go to 307 00:16:53.480 --> 00:16:56.879 this link right here and watch this video on this 308 00:16:57.039 --> 00:17:01.000 exact fan, and all your problems will go way. Instead 309 00:17:01.039 --> 00:17:03.399 you're trying to read this book. And then finally you 310 00:17:03.480 --> 00:17:05.519 find a piece of paper that you know you've about 311 00:17:05.559 --> 00:17:07.519 to give up hope, and you know you can't really 312 00:17:07.559 --> 00:17:10.000 hang yourself because the fans not in place, so you're 313 00:17:10.079 --> 00:17:14.839 just stuck in a non suicide position, a non chest yourself. 314 00:17:14.880 --> 00:17:19.440 But they so, if you've ever putten wires together, like 315 00:17:19.480 --> 00:17:22.039 a ceiling fan or anything, you put these wires together 316 00:17:22.079 --> 00:17:25.359 and they have a little end cap, right that twists on. Well, 317 00:17:25.400 --> 00:17:27.920 there's these new ones that look like an Ethernet port 318 00:17:28.079 --> 00:17:30.119 and that's what these had, right, So this there's a 319 00:17:30.160 --> 00:17:33.079 little again they plug the pops up and then you 320 00:17:33.119 --> 00:17:34.759 shove the wire in and then you close it. 321 00:17:35.279 --> 00:17:37.200 Yeah, it's kind of like the water resistant. 322 00:17:37.400 --> 00:17:39.640 Well, it would be also nice if in the instructions 323 00:17:39.640 --> 00:17:42.160 they said make sure that the little clamp that opens 324 00:17:42.319 --> 00:17:47.119 is fully extended to ninety degrees, otherwise your wire will 325 00:17:47.160 --> 00:17:50.960 not stay in. And so but once I saw this video, 326 00:17:50.960 --> 00:17:53.480 then I was like, oh, this all makes more sense now, 327 00:17:53.519 --> 00:17:55.400 And it was like a sixteen minute video on this 328 00:17:55.559 --> 00:18:00.000 exact fan and so fans good, three out of five 329 00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:02.440 stars for the instructions, but the fans good. 330 00:18:03.000 --> 00:18:04.200 So that was mine. 331 00:18:04.240 --> 00:18:08.200 And then today went to that Mother's Day fair and yeah, 332 00:18:08.519 --> 00:18:13.039 so Mother's Day and we were talking behind the scenes 333 00:18:13.079 --> 00:18:16.960 before we started recording. Uh Stone's over here flexing on 334 00:18:17.160 --> 00:18:20.799 the moms today wearing just a dad Was it say, 335 00:18:20.880 --> 00:18:24.960 just a dad's girl, just a dad and his girl. Yeah, 336 00:18:25.160 --> 00:18:29.240 just fucking flexing on you females like fucking Rosie o'donald 337 00:18:29.240 --> 00:18:29.720 with a cock. 338 00:18:30.119 --> 00:18:32.839 I've been pulling double duty now for the last four years, 339 00:18:33.039 --> 00:18:35.160 so you know. I remember the first year, somebody was like, 340 00:18:35.160 --> 00:18:36.640 happy Mother's Day to you, and I was like, why 341 00:18:36.680 --> 00:18:37.799 are you doing that? And they were like, because you 342 00:18:37.839 --> 00:18:39.640 do the double duty, you know the mom's out there. 343 00:18:39.680 --> 00:18:42.440 And I was like, you said duty, I guess I do. 344 00:18:42.640 --> 00:18:44.799 And so I've just embraced it every year now. I'm like, yeah, 345 00:18:44.880 --> 00:18:46.640 that's what it ismosas. 346 00:18:46.720 --> 00:18:51.079 Oh yeah, it's Goodmoses on Mother's Day. 347 00:18:51.119 --> 00:18:53.440 Fuck yeah, baby, let's go. We also hit the pool 348 00:18:53.519 --> 00:18:56.440 first day of the pool season. God damn good today. 349 00:18:57.559 --> 00:19:00.920 Hell yeah it was. It was eighty one, like midday. 350 00:19:00.720 --> 00:19:03.240 Like it all this Suddens have been really high. 351 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:07.079 It all of a sudden hit like ninety five here 352 00:19:07.119 --> 00:19:08.920 like a week ago, and then I went and checked 353 00:19:08.960 --> 00:19:10.519 the pool and I was like, holy shit, is it 354 00:19:10.559 --> 00:19:11.440 really seventy eight? 355 00:19:11.519 --> 00:19:11.880 Right now. 356 00:19:13.440 --> 00:19:14.920 I was like, all right, let's a cleaned the bitch out. 357 00:19:14.960 --> 00:19:16.519 And then yeah, the other day it was like eighty three, 358 00:19:16.720 --> 00:19:18.119 and I was like, okay, well I need to add 359 00:19:18.119 --> 00:19:20.000 some more chemicals to it and clean up some shit, 360 00:19:20.519 --> 00:19:23.279 and uh, let's fucking get in there. Let's go. Yeah. 361 00:19:23.359 --> 00:19:25.200 So we opened my pool a couple of weeks ago, 362 00:19:25.240 --> 00:19:28.799 and some shit went down with the cover being on. 363 00:19:29.279 --> 00:19:32.319 I actually think birds poked holes in it, really, because 364 00:19:32.400 --> 00:19:35.640 I've never taken that cover off and uncovered a mess 365 00:19:35.680 --> 00:19:40.160 of nothing but pure algae in the pool. And so 366 00:19:40.400 --> 00:19:43.599 I have it almost like mint, ready to go. My 367 00:19:43.680 --> 00:19:46.599 son actually got in this afternoon before dinner to help 368 00:19:46.680 --> 00:19:49.240 finish vacuuming it out, because it was a bitch of 369 00:19:49.279 --> 00:19:53.079 a project. Like the first vacuuming and second vacuuming stretches 370 00:19:53.400 --> 00:19:56.240 you couldn't even see what you were vacuuming because it 371 00:19:56.279 --> 00:20:00.559 was so murky. And so now, you know, like African 372 00:20:00.640 --> 00:20:02.279 kids would drink this shit. It looks so good. 373 00:20:03.839 --> 00:20:05.079 It's got a little bit further to. 374 00:20:05.039 --> 00:20:06.160 Go in my opinion before. 375 00:20:06.319 --> 00:20:11.279 Yeah, but you're already to get in about stuff, you 376 00:20:11.279 --> 00:20:12.279 know that eighty degrees. 377 00:20:12.319 --> 00:20:14.160 I just want it to be nice, like I want 378 00:20:14.160 --> 00:20:16.839 the pool to be like pristine and crystals. 379 00:20:18.119 --> 00:20:22.079 Your your African kid mentioned actually plays into something that 380 00:20:22.119 --> 00:20:25.119 wrote down here for you guys. What does a malnutrition 381 00:20:25.359 --> 00:20:27.960 African child in a commercial and a set of flowers 382 00:20:27.960 --> 00:20:28.640 have in common? 383 00:20:29.839 --> 00:20:31.640 They both die after seven days? 384 00:20:31.880 --> 00:20:33.480 Yeah, they both hold their job for about a week 385 00:20:33.519 --> 00:20:35.720 and then die off. 386 00:20:37.799 --> 00:20:41.359 Speaking of children, we have a new game that I 387 00:20:41.440 --> 00:20:46.319 presented to you guys. Yeah you remember, so this is 388 00:20:46.359 --> 00:20:52.319 the no Okay, well then me and I didn't know it? 389 00:20:52.480 --> 00:20:55.920 Well yeah, I mean yeah, okay, did you actually get 390 00:20:55.920 --> 00:20:57.960 some Okay, let's let's tell. Let's tell the people that 391 00:20:58.000 --> 00:21:00.440 are the two people that are listening with the with you. 392 00:21:00.960 --> 00:21:03.799 So I came up with this idea three, I'm listen. 393 00:21:03.839 --> 00:21:07.160 Came up with this idea anyway where we ask our 394 00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:11.400 kids to either rename something or describe something for us. 395 00:21:11.680 --> 00:21:15.000 Uh. And then you guys and I will. 396 00:21:14.759 --> 00:21:18.240 Have to tell the other two what that description was, 397 00:21:18.279 --> 00:21:21.039 what the name was, and we have to guess. So 398 00:21:22.640 --> 00:21:27.079 call this whatever the fuck you want. Who wants to 399 00:21:27.079 --> 00:21:30.839 go first. 400 00:21:30.079 --> 00:21:32.119 Go for it, Stone. 401 00:21:32.119 --> 00:21:34.759