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Speaker 3: I don't know if there's a message board, if there's
Speaker 3: a mass email, a social media page or whatever, but
Speaker 3: there is a uniform that is everybody wears on South
Speaker 3: Congress on a Saturday morning. JB and I met for
Speaker 3: coffee at Joe's Coffee Saturday morning and we hung out.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't as busy as I thought it would
Speaker 3: be at Joe's Coffee.
Speaker 4: Jabi, you're there more than me. Yeah, I go there
Speaker 4: all the time. It's in my neighborhood. And yeah, it
Speaker 4: was pretty it was pretty slow. Maybe it was also
Speaker 4: bad weather.
Speaker 5: Yeah, bad weather.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3: You need to tell Tricia about the the bands that
Speaker 3: play there in the dance floor because you have it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I need to.
Speaker 4: I need to ask my guy that works there, because
Speaker 4: I don't know the rhythm of it. I think that
Speaker 4: maybe once a month or something, they'll have like a
Speaker 4: country or a swing band playing and they sort of
Speaker 4: clear out that back area and they'll be they'll be
Speaker 4: like twenty couples two steven, Oh really got it?
Speaker 1: Just so.
Speaker 4: Like on a Saturday afternoon. They do it periodically and
Speaker 4: it just turns into a club.
Speaker 1: So that sounds so fun.
Speaker 5: Trisha. By the way, if you don't know, this is
Speaker 5: a really good dancer.
Speaker 6: I mean I think I am. Surely I haven't lost it.
Speaker 6: It's been so long since I've done it.
Speaker 3: It's like riding a bike, you know, That's what I'm upping.
Speaker 3: And she'll dance. She won't dance with anybody though, right.
Speaker 1: I'm only going to dance with somebody who knows what
Speaker 1: they're doing.
Speaker 6: I spent too much time in Dallas night club with
Speaker 6: my friends watching, like you gotta scope out who can
Speaker 6: dance and who can't dance, because you don't want to
Speaker 6: get out there and be with somebody who's just kind
Speaker 6: of jerking your round that doesn't know what you're doing.
Speaker 6: So to kind of how do you tactfully shoot them down?
Speaker 6: You just say, I mean, as a girl, you just
Speaker 6: say no things, no thank you.
Speaker 4: Oh what Elsey got up.
Speaker 1: The nerve toge? I know, I know, yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: And then they see they shoot him down with a
Speaker 4: no thanks, and then you say yes to the next guy.
Speaker 6: Oh they know they know that if they I said
Speaker 6: no to them, and then I get out there with
Speaker 6: somebody who's dancing.
Speaker 1: You know why I said no? Come on, it's very obvious.
Speaker 1: You know if you can dance down easy.
Speaker 3: Can I just tell you that at my age, at
Speaker 3: fifty seven years old, the thought of going up and
Speaker 3: asking a woman to dance still watch my stomach sick.
Speaker 5: That goes back to like fifteen years old. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when a Journey song would come on, Oh, I
Speaker 4: got to pick somebody to dance.
Speaker 6: Lie in beside Ryan Adams, would you go dance? Because
Speaker 6: you've said you don't two step You're not good at it.
Speaker 1: I mean you don't have any freestyle moves.
Speaker 5: Junior high school dance was just laying on top of
Speaker 5: the lage. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just swaying back and forth, trying to grab
Speaker 4: their butts.
Speaker 3: And waiting for the nuns to come by to say,
Speaker 3: leave some room for the Holy Spirit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, clear room. Her sister get lost. Uh.
Speaker 3: Anyway, getting back to the Joe's Coffee, I did notice
Speaker 3: something that there's a uniform that's to be worn by
Speaker 3: all women on Saturday morning at Joe's Coffee. In that
Speaker 3: uniform is yoga pants and a sports.
Speaker 1: Bra that's no top, just the bra yep.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: It was unbelievable how many people every girl on South
Speaker 3: Congress was wearing that. There'd be gaggles of them clearly visiting.
Speaker 1: But that's whel Yes, it was.
Speaker 3: It was crazy and jib it was again, you're down
Speaker 3: there a lot more. Is that pretty common.
Speaker 4: When yeah, they're in the the warm months, which is
Speaker 4: a good eight months of the year here. Yeah, that's standard.
Speaker 4: It's crazy. Is that for a woman? Is that a
Speaker 4: decision of comfort or style?
Speaker 6: It's I think it's a I've got a rocking body
Speaker 6: and I want people to see it. I think it's
Speaker 6: a while I have it, I'm gonna use it kind
Speaker 6: of thing because I I just think that I think
Speaker 6: it's a trend. But I wouldn't. I'd go out in
Speaker 6: yoga pants. I would never go out and just the
Speaker 6: bron public. I would never do that, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean. I think it's just a I know, I
Speaker 6: look good.
Speaker 1: Someone. Let people know.
Speaker 3: I'm not hating on it at all. I mean, I'm okay,
Speaker 3: that's fine. It's just the uniformity of it. It's like
Speaker 3: marching orders. You know, there's no individualism there anymore. It's like,
Speaker 3: we're all just gonna dress the same in all were
Speaker 3: the same things.
Speaker 1: It's like, uh, remember like in the eighties it was.
Speaker 4: It was the soccer shorts, wind shorts, wind shorts, yes, yeah,
Speaker 4: wind shorts, a big T shirt and a bow.
Speaker 1: In your hair and your sleeves on your T shirt
Speaker 1: rolled up. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and that reboxe that looks.
Speaker 1: So cute when I wear that. I knew I looked
Speaker 1: cute when I wore that high school.
Speaker 5: You should bust it out again.
Speaker 1: T Maybe I should. Let's bring wind shorts back. Those
Speaker 1: things were great.
Speaker 4: I think everybody that in the nineties there was a
Speaker 4: fleeting moment where it was a sun dress and combat
Speaker 4: boots girls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh dress, our daughter wants to where she wears
Speaker 3: her Doc Martins her boots all the time with dresses.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Kind of come back, haven't they. It's for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think all of those girls that we saw on
Speaker 3: South Congress were all walking to the grand opening of
Speaker 3: La La Land, which just opened on South Congress, which
Speaker 3: is a national chain coffee shop. And there was a
Speaker 3: it was pouring rain, and there was a line a
Speaker 3: block and a half long to get into.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little memo go to Joe's Local.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jamie, you made a good point when we were
Speaker 3: sitting there talking about It's like, man, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 3: Austin used to be really good at fighting those places off.
Speaker 5: Like we fought off.
Speaker 1: We used to reject them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: They wanted to open a hard rock and Austin's like,
Speaker 4: screw that. We got antones, we don't need, you know,
Speaker 4: House of Blues. Yeah, you know, remember they tried to
Speaker 4: come in and Austin rejected it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, rejected. We were pissed when the w hotel opened.
Speaker 1: You remember that, right, that's old.
Speaker 4: That was old Austin twenty years ago, like screw that,
Speaker 4: we don't want that, get it out of here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and we've seemed to have lost that fight for it.
Speaker 6: Now we're racing it now. South Congress is all those
Speaker 6: chain things stores, yeh in establishment, Yep, It's it's kind
Speaker 6: of kind of sad. I had never heard of La
Speaker 6: La Land before.
Speaker 5: Had you guys ever heard of it?
Speaker 1: I ever?
Speaker 3: Or no? I guess there's one in Houston, but there
Speaker 3: was just a line to get in people, I'm guessing
Speaker 3: mostly influencers.
Speaker 4: You think you think those were all paid influencers, don't
Speaker 4: you I do. Yeah, that was arranged, that line down
Speaker 4: the street.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it was definitely organized for sure, And it
Speaker 3: may not have been paid influencers, but it was people
Speaker 3: that La La Land wanted there for their social media,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I don't know if they
Speaker 3: were handing out checks to them like they do it protests,
Speaker 3: but they were.
Speaker 4: But what you could just tell when it did appear,
Speaker 4: I drove happened to be driving by it, and they
Speaker 4: all had they handed them all, Matt, the same umbrellas, Yeah,
Speaker 4: the yellow ones, And I was like, are those people
Speaker 4: really just dying? It's a coffee shop, right, m hm
Speaker 4: yeah yeah? Are people dying to be the first one
Speaker 4: to get a coffee there?
Speaker 2: Or is this arranged? I thought it was a ranged.
Speaker 2: It felt that way for sure. It definitely did. So
Speaker 2: how do we get started with all of this?
Speaker 3: Oh we're talking about the uniform on South Congress and
Speaker 3: the yoga pants and sports bras. So if you're going
Speaker 3: on Saturday morning and you don't want to fit in,
Speaker 3: you know, and you want to fit in, that's what
Speaker 3: you got to put on. That's for sure. All right,
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Speaker 3: long winded craising loving marital posts on social media and
Speaker 3: what that is really telling you.
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Speaker 2: This is the JB and Sandy Show on Austin's eighties
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Speaker 5: JB's Got a theory.
Speaker 3: And having worked with JB on the radio for twenty
Speaker 3: something years and been friends for thirty years, then I
Speaker 3: think JB's theories are always good. They're a little random,
Speaker 3: sometimes a little out there, but over time.
Speaker 4: But I actually got validation last week on this theory
Speaker 4: from it you did therapist online validated what I've always thought,
Speaker 4: right share.
Speaker 5: It in just a moment.
Speaker 3: A reminder to help out the people in the Hill
Speaker 3: Country and Curveville in that area by going to community
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Speaker 3: gave him a lot of up yesterday. But shout out
Speaker 3: to UGB who's done tremendous work helping the people that
Speaker 3: have been flooded. Also, Waterburger has done great, kimder Scott's
Speaker 3: done great things. A lot of local businesses have been
Speaker 3: doing great stuff. So JB, your theory please.
Speaker 4: Okay, I've always thought this, and I and I had
Speaker 4: a lot of this has to do with couples and
Speaker 4: social media, and I've seen posts from couples that I
Speaker 4: knew were in a bad place as a couple, like
Speaker 4: on the brink of divorce. And so my theory is
Speaker 4: when people do a really long, elaborate gloating post about
Speaker 4: their spouse and all that they're in trouble, it's like
Speaker 4: the longer the post, the more trouble therein. Like I
Speaker 4: just saw it recently with a couple of people I
Speaker 4: know and worked with. I'm like, oh, that is the
Speaker 4: biggest bunch of crap. You are my foundation, you are
Speaker 4: my rock, And now I'll do I'll you know, I
Speaker 4: do it on anniversaries and stuff, like we just had
Speaker 4: our twenty seventh and it was a quick post. It's
Speaker 4: like Aaron, you've been carrying me for years and it's
Speaker 4: literally a picture of it when we were dating, and
Speaker 4: I'm you're giving me a piggyback ride. But it's the long,
Speaker 4: elaborate post. And then last week I actually saw like
Speaker 4: a therapist post this exact same theory. Really that says, basically, yeah,
Speaker 4: the longer that you go on and on and on
Speaker 4: about them, usually those are the couples in the most trouble.
Speaker 1: Ah, Cedy, you and I are good.
Speaker 6: Don't ever post anything about our lure for each other anything.
Speaker 1: We post mocking insults to each other.
Speaker 3: I do that for self preservation. If I wrote you
Speaker 3: are my rock, you are my salvation, you are my everything,
Speaker 3: you are my friend, I would get I would get
Speaker 3: rose shamboed, I gripped my mouth a little bit, I
Speaker 3: would get kicked right in the old key honies.
Speaker 1: She and I guarantee you if I did.
Speaker 4: If I posted something like that, my wife would go, huh,
Speaker 4: something's up.
Speaker 1: This isn't right. She would immediately be suspect. Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 6: If somebody does randomly send me like a nice text, uh,
Speaker 6: an adoring text, which an adoring is would just be like,
Speaker 6: I love you. I'm all whoa whoa whoa, what would
Speaker 6: you do?
Speaker 1: What is going on? Immediately think that something's weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Tricia is ultra suspicious about everything with me, Like,
Speaker 3: and I've talked about it before that she gives me
Speaker 3: way too much credit for having a hidden agenda or
Speaker 3: a or a plan, a plan.
Speaker 4: The male brain is not that sophisticated.
Speaker 6: Yes, suspicious that he's like spending money behind my back
Speaker 6: or having an affair.
Speaker 5: I'm not.
Speaker 6: I'm not worried about that, suspicious of any of that.
Speaker 6: But when there is all of a sudden something like
Speaker 6: excessively nice, I'm like, it's all right, what's up?
Speaker 1: What do you want? Just tell me what you want.
Speaker 3: I don't deserve that kind of treatment. Jatricia's got a
Speaker 3: great has no worries. It's funny. She's like, there's no
Speaker 3: way Sandy would ever have a him fair.
Speaker 1: He couldn't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I couldn't.
Speaker 1: He couldn't do it.
Speaker 6: His attention to detail, covering his tracks, he could never
Speaker 6: do it.
Speaker 1: Number one. Number two his guilt.
Speaker 6: He would go and meet some girl at a hotel
Speaker 6: and then come home, walk in the door and go
Speaker 6: I have to.
Speaker 1: Tell you what I did. Would let him keep it
Speaker 1: a secret at all.
Speaker 2: That's that good Catholic guilt that my pants came off.
Speaker 2: Here's a here's a pretty good example of a post
Speaker 2: that for that Tricia made on my birthday that says, oh,
Speaker 2: this is Father's Day. Excuse me, Happy Father's Day to
Speaker 2: the world's okay, as dad, we love you.
Speaker 5: The world's.
Speaker 1: And that's me being nice. That's us being nice to
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's what keeps our relationship good.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean. Our love language is mocking
Speaker 5: each other.
Speaker 6: Can you imagine if we got a divorce, Sandy, and
Speaker 6: you ended up with some woman who was real, like
Speaker 6: needy with the words of praise, like it's her love language,
Speaker 6: and the constant like cuddling and and come.
Speaker 1: With me to this and what do you could you
Speaker 1: even imagine?
Speaker 3: She'd have to be so smoking hot?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: Well that's a great theory though, JB. The longer the post,
Speaker 2: the bigger the word, more trouble they're in. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a good one that you know.
Speaker 1: What I think.
Speaker 4: I've shared this with you before, but it's been a
Speaker 4: while and people usually get a kick out of it.
Speaker 4: My wife and I have a little test, you know,
Speaker 4: we've been married twenty seven years. But if we go
Speaker 4: on a date, like a dinner date, and we eat
Speaker 4: a lot more at home these days, but if we
Speaker 4: go out on a date, it's date night, we will
Speaker 4: kind of after at the end of the date, we
Speaker 4: will kind of pose the question if this was our
Speaker 4: first date, would we go out again?
Speaker 1: And there are times where we.
Speaker 4: Go hell no the night you know, maybe I was
Speaker 4: cranky and distracted or something, and it's it's a it's
Speaker 4: an eye opener when.
Speaker 1: They go nope, wouldn't go out with you again?
Speaker 6: It's a great little test, Yeah, a little test, like how.
Speaker 4: That's how, that's how you should be hate. You should
Speaker 4: be hate in a way like it's an important first date,
Speaker 4: even if you've been together forever.
Speaker 1: Oh, that sounds exhausting. How much energy you put into
Speaker 1: a first date.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, maybe that's a bit dramatic first date,
Speaker 4: but it's like are you are you enjoying the moment?
Speaker 1: Are you embracing it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like you ever see the couple both sitting there at
Speaker 4: dinner on post staring at their phone separately.
Speaker 1: That's sad.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I pointed out so many times to seeing you,
Speaker 6: I'm like that couple at the table next to us
Speaker 6: has not spoken one.
Speaker 1: Word to each other during this.
Speaker 4: You see that, and you're like, I bet they do
Speaker 4: long birthday and anniversary.
Speaker 3: I just want Tricia and I to be the couple
Speaker 3: that's so in love. We sit on the same side
Speaker 3: of the booths together.
Speaker 1: I kind of like that. It's funny.
Speaker 4: I noticed Europeans do that a lot more than Americans.
Speaker 4: We sit across from each other. Yeah, you're Upeans will
Speaker 4: sit on a patio side shoulder to shoulder and just
Speaker 4: sort of soak it up like watch people watch and observe.
Speaker 1: Much more common over there. I kind of like it,
Speaker 1: but it's awkward in the US. It looks weird.
Speaker 5: It does look weird.
Speaker 1: Sandy with this giant broad shoulders.
Speaker 6: When he and I sit on the same side of
Speaker 6: a booth, I'm like pressed up against the wall.
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