WEBVTT

1
00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Streaming on the iHeartRadio app.

2
00:00:02.279 --> 00:00:05.000
<v Speaker 2>This is the JB and Sandy Show on Austin's eighty

3
00:00:05.080 --> 00:00:06.679
<v Speaker 2>station one oh three point one.

4
00:00:08.160 --> 00:00:10.279
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if there's a message board, if there's

5
00:00:10.320 --> 00:00:13.679
<v Speaker 3>a mass email, a social media page or whatever, but

6
00:00:13.759 --> 00:00:17.120
<v Speaker 3>there is a uniform that is everybody wears on South

7
00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:19.879
<v Speaker 3>Congress on a Saturday morning. JB and I met for

8
00:00:19.879 --> 00:00:23.320
<v Speaker 3>coffee at Joe's Coffee Saturday morning and we hung out.

9
00:00:23.359 --> 00:00:25.559
<v Speaker 3>But it wasn't as busy as I thought it would

10
00:00:25.600 --> 00:00:28.239
<v Speaker 3>be at Joe's Coffee.

11
00:00:28.920 --> 00:00:31.000
<v Speaker 4>Jabi, you're there more than me. Yeah, I go there

12
00:00:31.039 --> 00:00:34.520
<v Speaker 4>all the time. It's in my neighborhood. And yeah, it

13
00:00:34.600 --> 00:00:37.280
<v Speaker 4>was pretty it was pretty slow. Maybe it was also

14
00:00:37.399 --> 00:00:37.880
<v Speaker 4>bad weather.

15
00:00:38.240 --> 00:00:39.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, bad weather.

16
00:00:39.159 --> 00:00:40.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're right.

17
00:00:40.280 --> 00:00:43.240
<v Speaker 3>You need to tell Tricia about the the bands that

18
00:00:43.280 --> 00:00:45.439
<v Speaker 3>play there in the dance floor because you have it.

19
00:00:45.759 --> 00:00:46.880
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I need to.

20
00:00:46.960 --> 00:00:49.600
<v Speaker 4>I need to ask my guy that works there, because

21
00:00:49.600 --> 00:00:51.159
<v Speaker 4>I don't know the rhythm of it. I think that

22
00:00:51.200 --> 00:00:54.520
<v Speaker 4>maybe once a month or something, they'll have like a

23
00:00:54.560 --> 00:00:57.600
<v Speaker 4>country or a swing band playing and they sort of

24
00:00:57.600 --> 00:01:01.560
<v Speaker 4>clear out that back area and they'll be they'll be

25
00:01:01.719 --> 00:01:04.840
<v Speaker 4>like twenty couples two steven, Oh really got it?

26
00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:05.560
<v Speaker 1>Just so.

27
00:01:07.040 --> 00:01:10.079
<v Speaker 4>Like on a Saturday afternoon. They do it periodically and

28
00:01:10.120 --> 00:01:11.560
<v Speaker 4>it just turns into a club.

29
00:01:12.519 --> 00:01:14.280
<v Speaker 1>So that sounds so fun.

30
00:01:15.040 --> 00:01:16.599
<v Speaker 5>Trisha. By the way, if you don't know, this is

31
00:01:16.640 --> 00:01:17.719
<v Speaker 5>a really good dancer.

32
00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:20.959
<v Speaker 6>I mean I think I am. Surely I haven't lost it.

33
00:01:20.959 --> 00:01:22.920
<v Speaker 6>It's been so long since I've done it.

34
00:01:22.920 --> 00:01:25.120
<v Speaker 3>It's like riding a bike, you know, That's what I'm upping.

35
00:01:26.799 --> 00:01:29.400
<v Speaker 3>And she'll dance. She won't dance with anybody though, right.

36
00:01:29.560 --> 00:01:31.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm only going to dance with somebody who knows what

37
00:01:31.120 --> 00:01:31.560
<v Speaker 1>they're doing.

38
00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:34.519
<v Speaker 6>I spent too much time in Dallas night club with

39
00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:39.480
<v Speaker 6>my friends watching, like you gotta scope out who can

40
00:01:39.599 --> 00:01:42.640
<v Speaker 6>dance and who can't dance, because you don't want to

41
00:01:42.640 --> 00:01:45.159
<v Speaker 6>get out there and be with somebody who's just kind

42
00:01:45.159 --> 00:01:47.280
<v Speaker 6>of jerking your round that doesn't know what you're doing.

43
00:01:47.359 --> 00:01:50.560
<v Speaker 6>So to kind of how do you tactfully shoot them down?

44
00:01:50.719 --> 00:01:52.159
<v Speaker 6>You just say, I mean, as a girl, you just

45
00:01:52.159 --> 00:01:53.519
<v Speaker 6>say no things, no thank you.

46
00:01:53.760 --> 00:01:57.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh what Elsey got up.

47
00:01:57.159 --> 00:02:01.200
<v Speaker 1>The nerve toge? I know, I know, yeah, I know.

48
00:02:01.560 --> 00:02:03.439
<v Speaker 4>And then they see they shoot him down with a

49
00:02:03.439 --> 00:02:05.719
<v Speaker 4>no thanks, and then you say yes to the next guy.

50
00:02:05.920 --> 00:02:09.800
<v Speaker 6>Oh they know they know that if they I said

51
00:02:09.840 --> 00:02:11.800
<v Speaker 6>no to them, and then I get out there with

52
00:02:11.840 --> 00:02:12.800
<v Speaker 6>somebody who's dancing.

53
00:02:13.000 --> 00:02:16.000
<v Speaker 1>You know why I said no? Come on, it's very obvious.

54
00:02:16.080 --> 00:02:17.759
<v Speaker 1>You know if you can dance down easy.

55
00:02:18.039 --> 00:02:20.639
<v Speaker 3>Can I just tell you that at my age, at

56
00:02:20.680 --> 00:02:22.960
<v Speaker 3>fifty seven years old, the thought of going up and

57
00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:26.240
<v Speaker 3>asking a woman to dance still watch my stomach sick.

58
00:02:27.360 --> 00:02:30.879
<v Speaker 5>That goes back to like fifteen years old. Yeah.

59
00:02:30.960 --> 00:02:34.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, when a Journey song would come on, Oh, I

60
00:02:34.240 --> 00:02:35.680
<v Speaker 4>got to pick somebody to dance.

61
00:02:35.719 --> 00:02:41.120
<v Speaker 6>Lie in beside Ryan Adams, would you go dance? Because

62
00:02:41.120 --> 00:02:44.039
<v Speaker 6>you've said you don't two step You're not good at it.

63
00:02:44.080 --> 00:02:46.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean you don't have any freestyle moves.

64
00:02:46.439 --> 00:02:49.400
<v Speaker 5>Junior high school dance was just laying on top of

65
00:02:49.400 --> 00:02:50.280
<v Speaker 5>the lage. Yeah.

66
00:02:50.360 --> 00:02:52.639
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're just swaying back and forth, trying to grab

67
00:02:52.680 --> 00:02:53.919
<v Speaker 4>their butts.

68
00:02:54.120 --> 00:02:56.199
<v Speaker 3>And waiting for the nuns to come by to say,

69
00:02:56.280 --> 00:02:57.719
<v Speaker 3>leave some room for the Holy Spirit.

70
00:02:58.759 --> 00:03:04.319
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, clear room. Her sister get lost. Uh.

71
00:03:04.360 --> 00:03:07.400
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, getting back to the Joe's Coffee, I did notice

72
00:03:07.560 --> 00:03:10.360
<v Speaker 3>something that there's a uniform that's to be worn by

73
00:03:10.360 --> 00:03:13.039
<v Speaker 3>all women on Saturday morning at Joe's Coffee. In that

74
00:03:13.199 --> 00:03:17.360
<v Speaker 3>uniform is yoga pants and a sports.

75
00:03:16.960 --> 00:03:22.039
<v Speaker 1>Bra that's no top, just the bra yep.

76
00:03:22.240 --> 00:03:23.319
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

77
00:03:23.479 --> 00:03:28.000
<v Speaker 3>It was unbelievable how many people every girl on South

78
00:03:28.080 --> 00:03:33.319
<v Speaker 3>Congress was wearing that. There'd be gaggles of them clearly visiting.

79
00:03:33.599 --> 00:03:36.120
<v Speaker 1>But that's whel Yes, it was.

80
00:03:36.400 --> 00:03:40.439
<v Speaker 3>It was crazy and jib it was again, you're down

81
00:03:40.479 --> 00:03:43.080
<v Speaker 3>there a lot more. Is that pretty common.

82
00:03:43.560 --> 00:03:46.960
<v Speaker 4>When yeah, they're in the the warm months, which is

83
00:03:47.120 --> 00:03:49.960
<v Speaker 4>a good eight months of the year here. Yeah, that's standard.

84
00:03:50.520 --> 00:03:52.879
<v Speaker 4>It's crazy. Is that for a woman? Is that a

85
00:03:52.919 --> 00:03:56.080
<v Speaker 4>decision of comfort or style?

86
00:03:57.039 --> 00:03:59.360
<v Speaker 6>It's I think it's a I've got a rocking body

87
00:03:59.400 --> 00:04:01.439
<v Speaker 6>and I want people to see it. I think it's

88
00:04:01.479 --> 00:04:04.120
<v Speaker 6>a while I have it, I'm gonna use it kind

89
00:04:04.159 --> 00:04:08.360
<v Speaker 6>of thing because I I just think that I think

90
00:04:08.360 --> 00:04:11.960
<v Speaker 6>it's a trend. But I wouldn't. I'd go out in

91
00:04:12.039 --> 00:04:14.439
<v Speaker 6>yoga pants. I would never go out and just the

92
00:04:14.439 --> 00:04:16.560
<v Speaker 6>bron public. I would never do that, you know what

93
00:04:16.639 --> 00:04:18.360
<v Speaker 6>I mean. I think it's just a I know, I

94
00:04:18.399 --> 00:04:18.839
<v Speaker 6>look good.

95
00:04:19.199 --> 00:04:20.120
<v Speaker 1>Someone. Let people know.

96
00:04:20.439 --> 00:04:24.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm not hating on it at all. I mean, I'm okay,

97
00:04:24.120 --> 00:04:26.879
<v Speaker 3>that's fine. It's just the uniformity of it. It's like

98
00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:31.279
<v Speaker 3>marching orders. You know, there's no individualism there anymore. It's like,

99
00:04:31.319 --> 00:04:33.680
<v Speaker 3>we're all just gonna dress the same in all were

100
00:04:33.800 --> 00:04:34.519
<v Speaker 3>the same things.

101
00:04:35.160 --> 00:04:38.439
<v Speaker 1>It's like, uh, remember like in the eighties it was.

102
00:04:40.519 --> 00:04:44.879
<v Speaker 4>It was the soccer shorts, wind shorts, wind shorts, yes, yeah,

103
00:04:44.920 --> 00:04:47.319
<v Speaker 4>wind shorts, a big T shirt and a bow.

104
00:04:48.120 --> 00:04:50.240
<v Speaker 1>In your hair and your sleeves on your T shirt

105
00:04:50.399 --> 00:04:51.319
<v Speaker 1>rolled up. Yeah.

106
00:04:51.399 --> 00:04:57.519
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and that reboxe that looks.

107
00:04:57.279 --> 00:04:59.160
<v Speaker 1>So cute when I wear that. I knew I looked

108
00:04:59.160 --> 00:05:00.759
<v Speaker 1>cute when I wore that high school.

109
00:05:00.959 --> 00:05:02.079
<v Speaker 5>You should bust it out again.

110
00:05:02.199 --> 00:05:05.279
<v Speaker 1>T Maybe I should. Let's bring wind shorts back. Those

111
00:05:05.319 --> 00:05:06.000
<v Speaker 1>things were great.

112
00:05:06.439 --> 00:05:09.560
<v Speaker 4>I think everybody that in the nineties there was a

113
00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:12.759
<v Speaker 4>fleeting moment where it was a sun dress and combat

114
00:05:12.759 --> 00:05:14.439
<v Speaker 4>boots girls.

115
00:05:14.920 --> 00:05:19.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh dress, our daughter wants to where she wears

116
00:05:19.920 --> 00:05:22.600
<v Speaker 3>her Doc Martins her boots all the time with dresses.

117
00:05:22.959 --> 00:05:23.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

118
00:05:23.279 --> 00:05:26.240
<v Speaker 1>Kind of come back, haven't they. It's for sure. Yeah.

119
00:05:26.319 --> 00:05:29.279
<v Speaker 3>I think all of those girls that we saw on

120
00:05:29.360 --> 00:05:32.759
<v Speaker 3>South Congress were all walking to the grand opening of

121
00:05:32.839 --> 00:05:36.079
<v Speaker 3>La La Land, which just opened on South Congress, which

122
00:05:36.120 --> 00:05:40.399
<v Speaker 3>is a national chain coffee shop. And there was a

123
00:05:40.480 --> 00:05:43.480
<v Speaker 3>it was pouring rain, and there was a line a

124
00:05:43.519 --> 00:05:45.680
<v Speaker 3>block and a half long to get into.

125
00:05:46.439 --> 00:05:49.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a little memo go to Joe's Local.

126
00:05:50.199 --> 00:05:52.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Jamie, you made a good point when we were

127
00:05:52.319 --> 00:05:55.160
<v Speaker 3>sitting there talking about It's like, man, it's kind of weird.

128
00:05:55.240 --> 00:05:58.480
<v Speaker 3>Austin used to be really good at fighting those places off.

129
00:05:58.639 --> 00:05:59.319
<v Speaker 5>Like we fought off.

130
00:05:59.360 --> 00:06:00.800
<v Speaker 1>We used to reject them.

131
00:06:00.959 --> 00:06:01.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

132
00:06:01.480 --> 00:06:01.680
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

133
00:06:01.759 --> 00:06:04.079
<v Speaker 4>They wanted to open a hard rock and Austin's like,

134
00:06:04.879 --> 00:06:07.839
<v Speaker 4>screw that. We got antones, we don't need, you know,

135
00:06:08.199 --> 00:06:12.079
<v Speaker 4>House of Blues. Yeah, you know, remember they tried to

136
00:06:12.079 --> 00:06:14.360
<v Speaker 4>come in and Austin rejected it.

137
00:06:14.720 --> 00:06:18.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, rejected. We were pissed when the w hotel opened.

138
00:06:18.319 --> 00:06:21.079
<v Speaker 1>You remember that, right, that's old.

139
00:06:21.079 --> 00:06:23.959
<v Speaker 4>That was old Austin twenty years ago, like screw that,

140
00:06:24.000 --> 00:06:25.600
<v Speaker 4>we don't want that, get it out of here.

141
00:06:25.959 --> 00:06:28.920
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and we've seemed to have lost that fight for it.

142
00:06:29.079 --> 00:06:31.680
<v Speaker 6>Now we're racing it now. South Congress is all those

143
00:06:31.959 --> 00:06:35.600
<v Speaker 6>chain things stores, yeh in establishment, Yep, It's it's kind

144
00:06:35.600 --> 00:06:39.319
<v Speaker 6>of kind of sad. I had never heard of La

145
00:06:39.399 --> 00:06:40.279
<v Speaker 6>La Land before.

146
00:06:40.639 --> 00:06:41.839
<v Speaker 5>Had you guys ever heard of it?

147
00:06:41.920 --> 00:06:42.199
<v Speaker 1>I ever?

148
00:06:42.360 --> 00:06:45.279
<v Speaker 3>Or no? I guess there's one in Houston, but there

149
00:06:45.360 --> 00:06:49.360
<v Speaker 3>was just a line to get in people, I'm guessing

150
00:06:49.480 --> 00:06:50.920
<v Speaker 3>mostly influencers.

151
00:06:51.959 --> 00:06:54.360
<v Speaker 4>You think you think those were all paid influencers, don't

152
00:06:54.399 --> 00:06:57.879
<v Speaker 4>you I do. Yeah, that was arranged, that line down

153
00:06:57.920 --> 00:06:58.319
<v Speaker 4>the street.

154
00:06:58.519 --> 00:06:58.759
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

155
00:06:58.879 --> 00:07:01.920
<v Speaker 3>I think it was definitely organized for sure, And it

156
00:07:01.959 --> 00:07:04.959
<v Speaker 3>may not have been paid influencers, but it was people

157
00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:08.920
<v Speaker 3>that La La Land wanted there for their social media,

158
00:07:09.399 --> 00:07:11.319
<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean. I don't know if they

159
00:07:11.319 --> 00:07:13.920
<v Speaker 3>were handing out checks to them like they do it protests,

160
00:07:14.439 --> 00:07:15.319
<v Speaker 3>but they were.

161
00:07:16.560 --> 00:07:21.800
<v Speaker 4>But what you could just tell when it did appear,

162
00:07:21.920 --> 00:07:24.040
<v Speaker 4>I drove happened to be driving by it, and they

163
00:07:24.079 --> 00:07:27.360
<v Speaker 4>all had they handed them all, Matt, the same umbrellas, Yeah,

164
00:07:27.519 --> 00:07:30.759
<v Speaker 4>the yellow ones, And I was like, are those people

165
00:07:30.879 --> 00:07:33.399
<v Speaker 4>really just dying? It's a coffee shop, right, m hm

166
00:07:33.879 --> 00:07:36.560
<v Speaker 4>yeah yeah? Are people dying to be the first one

167
00:07:36.600 --> 00:07:37.399
<v Speaker 4>to get a coffee there?

168
00:07:37.480 --> 00:07:39.959
<v Speaker 2>Or is this arranged? I thought it was a ranged.

169
00:07:40.160 --> 00:07:43.199
<v Speaker 2>It felt that way for sure. It definitely did. So

170
00:07:43.279 --> 00:07:44.519
<v Speaker 2>how do we get started with all of this?

171
00:07:44.519 --> 00:07:46.800
<v Speaker 3>Oh we're talking about the uniform on South Congress and

172
00:07:46.920 --> 00:07:49.360
<v Speaker 3>the yoga pants and sports bras. So if you're going

173
00:07:49.360 --> 00:07:51.560
<v Speaker 3>on Saturday morning and you don't want to fit in,

174
00:07:51.959 --> 00:07:53.399
<v Speaker 3>you know, and you want to fit in, that's what

175
00:07:53.439 --> 00:07:55.600
<v Speaker 3>you got to put on. That's for sure. All right,

176
00:07:55.879 --> 00:07:57.800
<v Speaker 3>stay with us. It's The JB and Sandy Show. If

177
00:07:57.800 --> 00:07:59.680
<v Speaker 3>you're just joining us, you can grab the podcast version

178
00:08:00.079 --> 00:08:01.720
<v Speaker 3>of the show. Want to remind you to if you

179
00:08:01.759 --> 00:08:03.839
<v Speaker 3>can and you want to help out the people of

180
00:08:03.879 --> 00:08:07.040
<v Speaker 3>the Hill Country, you need to go to community Foundation

181
00:08:07.240 --> 00:08:10.040
<v Speaker 3>dot net and make a donation again. That is community

182
00:08:10.160 --> 00:08:15.000
<v Speaker 3>Foundation dot Net. Up next, JB's Got a theory about

183
00:08:15.600 --> 00:08:23.360
<v Speaker 3>long winded craising loving marital posts on social media and

184
00:08:23.399 --> 00:08:25.639
<v Speaker 3>what that is really telling you.

185
00:08:25.959 --> 00:08:28.120
<v Speaker 5>Stay with us. It's coming up on Austin's eighty station

186
00:08:28.199 --> 00:08:29.199
<v Speaker 5>one oh three point one.

187
00:08:29.519 --> 00:08:32.200
<v Speaker 2>This is the JB and Sandy Show on Austin's eighties

188
00:08:32.240 --> 00:08:34.840
<v Speaker 2>station one oh three point one.

189
00:08:36.000 --> 00:08:37.159
<v Speaker 5>JB's Got a theory.

190
00:08:37.279 --> 00:08:40.600
<v Speaker 3>And having worked with JB on the radio for twenty

191
00:08:40.840 --> 00:08:43.799
<v Speaker 3>something years and been friends for thirty years, then I

192
00:08:43.879 --> 00:08:46.519
<v Speaker 3>think JB's theories are always good. They're a little random,

193
00:08:46.600 --> 00:08:49.879
<v Speaker 3>sometimes a little out there, but over time.

194
00:08:51.080 --> 00:08:54.559
<v Speaker 4>But I actually got validation last week on this theory

195
00:08:54.600 --> 00:08:59.879
<v Speaker 4>from it you did therapist online validated what I've always thought,

196
00:09:00.559 --> 00:09:01.600
<v Speaker 4>right share.

197
00:09:01.360 --> 00:09:02.240
<v Speaker 5>It in just a moment.

198
00:09:02.480 --> 00:09:04.799
<v Speaker 3>A reminder to help out the people in the Hill

199
00:09:04.840 --> 00:09:07.519
<v Speaker 3>Country and Curveville in that area by going to community

200
00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:11.919
<v Speaker 3>Foundation dot net again. Those community Foundation dot Net also

201
00:09:12.759 --> 00:09:14.360
<v Speaker 3>gave him a lot of up yesterday. But shout out

202
00:09:14.360 --> 00:09:18.519
<v Speaker 3>to UGB who's done tremendous work helping the people that

203
00:09:18.559 --> 00:09:21.840
<v Speaker 3>have been flooded. Also, Waterburger has done great, kimder Scott's

204
00:09:21.879 --> 00:09:24.240
<v Speaker 3>done great things. A lot of local businesses have been

205
00:09:24.279 --> 00:09:27.120
<v Speaker 3>doing great stuff. So JB, your theory please.

206
00:09:28.120 --> 00:09:31.440
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I've always thought this, and I and I had

207
00:09:31.960 --> 00:09:34.879
<v Speaker 4>a lot of this has to do with couples and

208
00:09:35.000 --> 00:09:40.080
<v Speaker 4>social media, and I've seen posts from couples that I

209
00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:43.919
<v Speaker 4>knew were in a bad place as a couple, like

210
00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:48.440
<v Speaker 4>on the brink of divorce. And so my theory is

211
00:09:48.879 --> 00:09:56.360
<v Speaker 4>when people do a really long, elaborate gloating post about

212
00:09:56.360 --> 00:10:04.279
<v Speaker 4>their spouse and all that they're in trouble, it's like

213
00:10:04.360 --> 00:10:09.200
<v Speaker 4>the longer the post, the more trouble therein. Like I

214
00:10:09.519 --> 00:10:11.399
<v Speaker 4>just saw it recently with a couple of people I

215
00:10:11.480 --> 00:10:14.799
<v Speaker 4>know and worked with. I'm like, oh, that is the

216
00:10:14.840 --> 00:10:20.080
<v Speaker 4>biggest bunch of crap. You are my foundation, you are

217
00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:22.720
<v Speaker 4>my rock, And now I'll do I'll you know, I

218
00:10:22.840 --> 00:10:25.720
<v Speaker 4>do it on anniversaries and stuff, like we just had

219
00:10:25.840 --> 00:10:28.799
<v Speaker 4>our twenty seventh and it was a quick post. It's

220
00:10:28.840 --> 00:10:31.679
<v Speaker 4>like Aaron, you've been carrying me for years and it's

221
00:10:31.720 --> 00:10:33.600
<v Speaker 4>literally a picture of it when we were dating, and

222
00:10:33.679 --> 00:10:40.200
<v Speaker 4>I'm you're giving me a piggyback ride. But it's the long,

223
00:10:40.360 --> 00:10:44.879
<v Speaker 4>elaborate post. And then last week I actually saw like

224
00:10:44.960 --> 00:10:51.399
<v Speaker 4>a therapist post this exact same theory. Really that says, basically, yeah,

225
00:10:51.440 --> 00:10:54.120
<v Speaker 4>the longer that you go on and on and on

226
00:10:54.159 --> 00:10:56.679
<v Speaker 4>about them, usually those are the couples in the most trouble.

227
00:10:57.000 --> 00:10:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Ah, Cedy, you and I are good.

228
00:11:00.039 --> 00:11:04.399
<v Speaker 6>Don't ever post anything about our lure for each other anything.

229
00:11:04.559 --> 00:11:07.799
<v Speaker 1>We post mocking insults to each other.

230
00:11:08.480 --> 00:11:11.360
<v Speaker 3>I do that for self preservation. If I wrote you

231
00:11:11.399 --> 00:11:14.759
<v Speaker 3>are my rock, you are my salvation, you are my everything,

232
00:11:14.840 --> 00:11:18.039
<v Speaker 3>you are my friend, I would get I would get

233
00:11:18.159 --> 00:11:21.799
<v Speaker 3>rose shamboed, I gripped my mouth a little bit, I

234
00:11:21.799 --> 00:11:24.399
<v Speaker 3>would get kicked right in the old key honies.

235
00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:29.679
<v Speaker 1>She and I guarantee you if I did.

236
00:11:29.759 --> 00:11:33.039
<v Speaker 4>If I posted something like that, my wife would go, huh,

237
00:11:33.799 --> 00:11:34.559
<v Speaker 4>something's up.

238
00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:40.639
<v Speaker 1>This isn't right. She would immediately be suspect. Yeah, oh yeah.

239
00:11:40.840 --> 00:11:46.080
<v Speaker 6>If somebody does randomly send me like a nice text, uh,

240
00:11:46.600 --> 00:11:49.919
<v Speaker 6>an adoring text, which an adoring is would just be like,

241
00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:55.519
<v Speaker 6>I love you. I'm all whoa whoa whoa, what would

242
00:11:55.519 --> 00:11:55.840
<v Speaker 6>you do?

243
00:11:56.000 --> 00:11:59.840
<v Speaker 1>What is going on? Immediately think that something's weird.

244
00:12:00.039 --> 00:12:03.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Tricia is ultra suspicious about everything with me, Like,

245
00:12:05.240 --> 00:12:07.440
<v Speaker 3>and I've talked about it before that she gives me

246
00:12:07.559 --> 00:12:10.879
<v Speaker 3>way too much credit for having a hidden agenda or

247
00:12:10.919 --> 00:12:13.480
<v Speaker 3>a or a plan, a plan.

248
00:12:15.039 --> 00:12:18.120
<v Speaker 4>The male brain is not that sophisticated.

249
00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:22.159
<v Speaker 6>Yes, suspicious that he's like spending money behind my back

250
00:12:22.279 --> 00:12:23.000
<v Speaker 6>or having an affair.

251
00:12:23.039 --> 00:12:23.200
<v Speaker 5>I'm not.

252
00:12:23.480 --> 00:12:25.960
<v Speaker 6>I'm not worried about that, suspicious of any of that.

253
00:12:26.399 --> 00:12:29.039
<v Speaker 6>But when there is all of a sudden something like

254
00:12:29.200 --> 00:12:33.039
<v Speaker 6>excessively nice, I'm like, it's all right, what's up?

255
00:12:33.080 --> 00:12:35.080
<v Speaker 1>What do you want? Just tell me what you want.

256
00:12:36.000 --> 00:12:38.600
<v Speaker 3>I don't deserve that kind of treatment. Jatricia's got a

257
00:12:38.600 --> 00:12:41.639
<v Speaker 3>great has no worries. It's funny. She's like, there's no

258
00:12:41.759 --> 00:12:43.320
<v Speaker 3>way Sandy would ever have a him fair.

259
00:12:43.919 --> 00:12:44.600
<v Speaker 1>He couldn't.

260
00:12:44.840 --> 00:12:45.639
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I couldn't.

261
00:12:45.840 --> 00:12:46.559
<v Speaker 1>He couldn't do it.

262
00:12:46.679 --> 00:12:49.639
<v Speaker 6>His attention to detail, covering his tracks, he could never

263
00:12:49.759 --> 00:12:50.080
<v Speaker 6>do it.

264
00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:53.399
<v Speaker 1>Number one. Number two his guilt.

265
00:12:53.720 --> 00:12:56.639
<v Speaker 6>He would go and meet some girl at a hotel

266
00:12:56.799 --> 00:12:58.399
<v Speaker 6>and then come home, walk in the door and go

267
00:12:58.440 --> 00:12:58.840
<v Speaker 6>I have to.

268
00:12:58.759 --> 00:13:02.120
<v Speaker 1>Tell you what I did. Would let him keep it

269
00:13:02.159 --> 00:13:03.399
<v Speaker 1>a secret at all.

270
00:13:03.799 --> 00:13:10.440
<v Speaker 2>That's that good Catholic guilt that my pants came off.

271
00:13:11.120 --> 00:13:14.080
<v Speaker 2>Here's a here's a pretty good example of a post

272
00:13:14.080 --> 00:13:17.759
<v Speaker 2>that for that Tricia made on my birthday that says, oh,

273
00:13:17.879 --> 00:13:20.440
<v Speaker 2>this is Father's Day. Excuse me, Happy Father's Day to

274
00:13:20.480 --> 00:13:24.639
<v Speaker 2>the world's okay, as dad, we love you.

275
00:13:27.480 --> 00:13:29.759
<v Speaker 5>The world's.

276
00:13:30.200 --> 00:13:32.320
<v Speaker 1>And that's me being nice. That's us being nice to

277
00:13:32.360 --> 00:13:32.759
<v Speaker 1>each other.

278
00:13:33.240 --> 00:13:36.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but that's what keeps our relationship good.

279
00:13:36.600 --> 00:13:38.799
<v Speaker 5>You know what I mean. Our love language is mocking

280
00:13:38.840 --> 00:13:39.240
<v Speaker 5>each other.

281
00:13:40.000 --> 00:13:42.200
<v Speaker 6>Can you imagine if we got a divorce, Sandy, and

282
00:13:42.240 --> 00:13:44.840
<v Speaker 6>you ended up with some woman who was real, like

283
00:13:45.000 --> 00:13:49.039
<v Speaker 6>needy with the words of praise, like it's her love language,

284
00:13:49.159 --> 00:13:52.399
<v Speaker 6>and the constant like cuddling and and come.

285
00:13:52.320 --> 00:13:54.879
<v Speaker 1>With me to this and what do you could you

286
00:13:54.879 --> 00:13:55.559
<v Speaker 1>even imagine?

287
00:13:55.799 --> 00:14:01.279
<v Speaker 3>She'd have to be so smoking hot?

288
00:14:02.240 --> 00:14:02.440
<v Speaker 5>Uh?

289
00:14:02.519 --> 00:14:05.639
<v Speaker 2>Well that's a great theory though, JB. The longer the post,

290
00:14:05.720 --> 00:14:08.960
<v Speaker 2>the bigger the word, more trouble they're in. Yeah, yeah,

291
00:14:08.960 --> 00:14:10.600
<v Speaker 2>it's a good one that you know.

292
00:14:10.639 --> 00:14:11.759
<v Speaker 1>What I think.

293
00:14:11.759 --> 00:14:13.799
<v Speaker 4>I've shared this with you before, but it's been a

294
00:14:13.840 --> 00:14:16.559
<v Speaker 4>while and people usually get a kick out of it.

295
00:14:16.679 --> 00:14:19.480
<v Speaker 4>My wife and I have a little test, you know,

296
00:14:19.480 --> 00:14:22.360
<v Speaker 4>we've been married twenty seven years. But if we go

297
00:14:22.480 --> 00:14:25.840
<v Speaker 4>on a date, like a dinner date, and we eat

298
00:14:25.879 --> 00:14:29.000
<v Speaker 4>a lot more at home these days, but if we

299
00:14:29.039 --> 00:14:32.039
<v Speaker 4>go out on a date, it's date night, we will

300
00:14:32.120 --> 00:14:34.120
<v Speaker 4>kind of after at the end of the date, we

301
00:14:34.200 --> 00:14:36.399
<v Speaker 4>will kind of pose the question if this was our

302
00:14:36.440 --> 00:14:38.240
<v Speaker 4>first date, would we go out again?

303
00:14:39.120 --> 00:14:40.279
<v Speaker 1>And there are times where we.

304
00:14:40.200 --> 00:14:43.759
<v Speaker 4>Go hell no the night you know, maybe I was

305
00:14:43.840 --> 00:14:48.840
<v Speaker 4>cranky and distracted or something, and it's it's a it's

306
00:14:48.840 --> 00:14:50.399
<v Speaker 4>an eye opener when.

307
00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:52.519
<v Speaker 1>They go nope, wouldn't go out with you again?

308
00:14:53.519 --> 00:14:57.440
<v Speaker 6>It's a great little test, Yeah, a little test, like how.

309
00:14:57.039 --> 00:14:59.399
<v Speaker 4>That's how, that's how you should be hate. You should

310
00:14:59.480 --> 00:15:02.960
<v Speaker 4>be hate in a way like it's an important first date,

311
00:15:04.159 --> 00:15:05.600
<v Speaker 4>even if you've been together forever.

312
00:15:06.320 --> 00:15:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh, that sounds exhausting. How much energy you put into

313
00:15:10.399 --> 00:15:11.279
<v Speaker 1>a first date.

314
00:15:12.320 --> 00:15:14.919
<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, maybe that's a bit dramatic first date,

315
00:15:15.000 --> 00:15:18.480
<v Speaker 4>but it's like are you are you enjoying the moment?

316
00:15:18.559 --> 00:15:20.879
<v Speaker 1>Are you embracing it?

317
00:15:22.039 --> 00:15:22.320
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

318
00:15:22.360 --> 00:15:24.240
<v Speaker 4>Like you ever see the couple both sitting there at

319
00:15:24.279 --> 00:15:26.639
<v Speaker 4>dinner on post staring at their phone separately.

320
00:15:27.159 --> 00:15:27.720
<v Speaker 1>That's sad.

321
00:15:28.279 --> 00:15:31.159
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I pointed out so many times to seeing you,

322
00:15:31.200 --> 00:15:32.919
<v Speaker 6>I'm like that couple at the table next to us

323
00:15:32.960 --> 00:15:34.360
<v Speaker 6>has not spoken one.

324
00:15:34.279 --> 00:15:36.080
<v Speaker 1>Word to each other during this.

325
00:15:37.480 --> 00:15:39.000
<v Speaker 4>You see that, and you're like, I bet they do

326
00:15:39.279 --> 00:15:42.039
<v Speaker 4>long birthday and anniversary.

327
00:15:42.720 --> 00:15:44.919
<v Speaker 3>I just want Tricia and I to be the couple

328
00:15:44.960 --> 00:15:47.799
<v Speaker 3>that's so in love. We sit on the same side

329
00:15:47.840 --> 00:15:48.720
<v Speaker 3>of the booths together.

330
00:15:51.799 --> 00:15:53.480
<v Speaker 1>I kind of like that. It's funny.

331
00:15:53.519 --> 00:15:57.399
<v Speaker 4>I noticed Europeans do that a lot more than Americans.

332
00:15:57.440 --> 00:16:00.639
<v Speaker 4>We sit across from each other. Yeah, you're Upeans will

333
00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:04.120
<v Speaker 4>sit on a patio side shoulder to shoulder and just

334
00:16:04.200 --> 00:16:07.679
<v Speaker 4>sort of soak it up like watch people watch and observe.

335
00:16:08.559 --> 00:16:10.600
<v Speaker 1>Much more common over there. I kind of like it,

336
00:16:10.639 --> 00:16:13.320
<v Speaker 1>but it's awkward in the US. It looks weird.

337
00:16:13.679 --> 00:16:15.159
<v Speaker 5>It does look weird.

338
00:16:15.799 --> 00:16:17.879
<v Speaker 1>Sandy with this giant broad shoulders.

339
00:16:17.879 --> 00:16:19.480
<v Speaker 6>When he and I sit on the same side of

340
00:16:19.480 --> 00:16:22.679
<v Speaker 6>a booth, I'm like pressed up against the wall.

341
00:16:22.879 --> 00:16:29.080
<v Speaker 1>It's like a middle seat of an airpline. Yes, this

342
00:16:29.279 --> 00:16:33.759
<v Speaker 1>is the JB and Sandy Show podcast. You can listen

343
00:16:33.840 --> 00:16:36.480
<v Speaker 1>live every morning on one of three point one in Austin,

344
00:16:36.759 --> 00:16:39.200
<v Speaker 1>or stream the show on the iHeartRadio app.