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he Presley?
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Speaker 1: Hey, this is Jeffer. Are you listen to is he Presley?
Those aren't pillows, No, Jeff, they are not pillows. They
are my gigantic man tits let that sink in? Hello
Las Vegas, Hello world, hell my, Hell am I loyal minions.
You see there's no shame in my game. I'm leaving
that in there. It's good to see you. It's been
a week or more. Tried to give you guys some
fun stuff while I was gone, and I wish I
could have given you more. But you know, guy's working,
he's working, he's doing what he has to do. But
there's a couple of fun things. We'll address all of that.
If you're just listening for the first time, my name
is Izzy Presley. I'm the host of the program. It's
called Another FM Podcast, Rolling up on starting the thirteenth year,
fourteenth three year actually cause this show started November fourth,
twenty thirteen. Still heading forward, not looking back. So if
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as you all know, first of all in the Patriaron family,
good good, good merry birthday to Brad Fass, a close
personal friend deliverer of the delicious make a low golden
light along with his wife Lisha. So Mary birthday. I
hope to some bitch is treating you well and you're
doing shots with him for your birthday. Ah so yeah,
I was on the on the Blue Cruise. We're gonna
get to that because that's the meat of it. Look,
it's not gonna be a long show. Oh my god.
First of all, I have to do this because I
really fucking need it. Oh god, damn the worst done
coast Steve Auston crack one for the working man. Oh
that is a delicious beer. You do not know how
bad I needed that. Before we get to everything. Wallet
Gate twenty twenty five. Still no sign of the wallet nowhere,
nowhere to be found. It's brutal. There's no reason for that.
This morning, before I left for work, I did right
on the almighty board of wisdom, where's my wallet? Hoping
that the friendly ghost of the establishment here at in
beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada, where I reside. We cough it up. Nope, No,
can't do. He can't go for that, No, no can do.
Some bitch won't find it. She's grocery store gal. You
know she's already probably spent the money. Bitch, make me
a sausage, bacon and eggs. God damn it. So yeah,
still no, still no sign of the wallet. It's about you,
goddamn horshit. But so I got back on Friday, and
I got up at six am Boston time, which is
three am here. I went to the airport. I was
very early. I tried the roast beef sandwich at Kelly's
roast beef sandwich they had at the airport. Overpriced, of course,
it was fine. It was a roast beef sandwich, nothing
to write home about. Then I had a beer, and
I got on the plane and tried to sleep all
crump up against the window for six hours to Phoenix, brutal.
And the flight from Phoenix here it's only an hour.
I slept almost the whole way that. That was good.
I needed that. My friends Mark and Lisa were in
town for the show on Friday night, where we opened
up for Killing Dwarfs, and they were nice enough to
come pick me up at the airport and drop me off,
and I pretty much had time to shit and shave
that stupid mustache off of me brother, and shower and
get to the gig where we opened up for Killing Dwarfs.
I'm not gonna lie to you and tell you it
was elbows to assholes. It was a packed house because
it was not it was. It was a light crowd,
but it was a fun crowd. You know, there's people
up against the fucking barricade the whole show, which was
pretty cool, singing along all the words, which was awesome
when we were playing, enjoying it, having a good time
with the Ace Frehley Act. Attribute to Ace Frehley Show
opening up for our Canadian hosers, our good friends, Killer Dwarfs.
But needless to say, I was dead as a door nail.
I was as dead as dog shit. I was as
dead as my career. Oh wait a minute, a career,
what's that? But no, we did good. Keith Robert brought
out his smoker, so no, we're talking about not talking
about Gloria smoked meat. We were talking the Ace Frehley
smoker because he plays ace and One Last Kiss, the
Kiss tribute band, which you can see on November thirteenth.
Here a beautiful less bagas nevadaf you're town for Kiss
cruiser Fest Landlocked or whatever the hell they're calling it
the unofficial the official unofficial pre party, so it's not
affiliated with the event, but we are doing it at
the Dive Bar. I am hosting it. One Last Kiss
is playing, The Bones are playing, which is a very
cool band Casa Blanca theme. It's gonna be cool. It's
gonna be a good time. So if you're coming out
for that kiss Fest, come down and say hi, get
your tickets now, because I know like all of all
the reserved tables are gone, so this thing will sell out.
Ladies and gentlemen, run, do not walk to your ticket office,
which is the interwebs, and get your tickets for that.
I slept on Saturday. Oh we had breakfast on Seturday
morning with the Dwarfs, or with two of them, Jerry
and Darryl Mark and Lisa and fucking Ward, Yes, the
real guy, the Ward, the Ward himself and his buddy
that his name escapes me, and which is fine because
sometimes I cannot remember my real name, kidding mother and
had a couple of beers and I slept, and I slept,
and I slept. Then Sunday night, Sunday I worked. This
is all meaningless, unuseful information to interview, but Sunday night,
Lisa and Mark booked something for us. My good friend
Randy Ingebriantsen lives in town here. He's a Minnesota boy.
He drives this thing called Cartzilla. And if you have
no idea what Cartzilla is, if you're in the Patreon,
you do know you saw the video from it. We're
driving down Las Vegas Boulevard, down the strip, blasting, speeding
back to my baby. But our version, me and Randy,
that was pretty cool. Pat Fontaine and is Gal Kelly
were on there, and Randy's gal Faith and she brought
a friend. So you get a total of seven people
and uh perfect, it's great. So if you're coming to Vegas,
it is a gigantic fucking shopping cart. The thing is
it seats eight people, that includes the driver. And I
tell you what. You might think it's dumb, another gimmick. No,
it's actually pretty damn cool. Because everybody is looking at you. Why,
because you are in a fucking shopping cart, a giant
shopping cart with a big engine, cruising down Las Vegas Boulevard.
It is worth it. It is a blast. I suggest
you do it. I know they're going to be adding
a second one to accommodate because right now they are
about booked out, about a month ahead of time. So
if you are coming to Las Vegas, I highly, highly
highly suggest you take a ride on Cartzilla. It's great.
You meet at the Tropicana where they or the uber
and lyft pickup is and he pulls up the one
one crowd gets off. They tip him on the way out.
You get on, They hand you waters and then you
go and you can bring anything you want to drink,
as long as it is not in a glass container.
I had a backpack full of beers. It was great,
it was awesome. I highly highly recommend it. I give
you my stamp of approval. Oh something else that happens
so Beater amplification too. He's beeteramiplication dot com. When I
went to Soda in May, I used that Beater head
for the one last time and I turned it in
because my amp builder for Beater is there. Because he
wanted to retire the one that I was playing, which
is fine. That means is he gets new toys. And
I was texting with Ross and he was telling me
about the new AMP, and if you're a guitar player,
I have a fucking boner right now. It is handwired, handbuilt,
like beaters are one's testicular fortitude. Yeah, pull two tubes,
you have a fifty. But he told me it only
weighs eight pounds, and that gave me a gigantic hard
on one. Like so the last one, which last one
was phenomenal. And if any and you saw me play
or saw any of the videos, you know how fucking
great that thing sounds. Joel Holkster did point out one
minor thing, the clean the clean channel broke up just
just a bad hair, just a little bit. But this
one is dead clean. And then you get your rock
and roll tones, your ac DC, your van Halen, all
the way, you get your Metallica, and you get I
guess extreme metal tones out of it too, out of
a tubeam that only weighs eight pounds? So I am
fucking excited. I am stoked. He sent me the game
levels and what kind of what they represent, and I
am fucking excited, So keep your eyes and ears peeled
from my demos of that. So yeah, Cartzilla beat her amplification.
Great show on Friday Night, Fun Show. I think I'm
still a little lagged. Yeah, it helps when you come back,
you gain three hours. But white clock is all fucked up.
Maybe it's a diabetes. I don't know, could be, could
possibly be. Ah right, So sorry, I to goddamn swig
of beer. The trip, the on the Blue Cruise. On
the Blue Cruise is we do the three cruises every year,
Monsters of Rock Cruise to the Edge, which is all
the prog bands. Monsters of Rock, as you know, is
predominantly the eighties sunset strip style bands, and Beyond the
Blue Cruise, which is the former Moody Blues Cruise. Justin
Hayward was on it, not the Moody Blues, just Justin
and Ellen Parsons, Ambrosia, Pat Travers, the Nelson's doing the
Ricky Nelson Remembered show. Lots of great stuff. It's it
honestly bang for the buck. Well, I mean, I'm I'm working.
I'm doing karaoke with DJ Beef, DJ Borsch, Brian and
his lovely wife Erica, who is now pregnant due in January,
with their daughter Margot. I was very disappointed that it's
not gonna be named is He. That's horror shit. It's
dumb's great name is Abella Ot. It's got a great
ring to it. No, they Margot, that's mine. It's their kid.
They can do what they won't so dumb kidding, of course.
So I land on. I did the Red Eye on
Friday Land and Saturday morning in Boston. Got picked up
in the airport. And I will tell you this. So
the port is right by the airport. Logan is right
by the port, and I landed at like eight thirty,
so you know, I mean I'm in the van by
nine because it's a small airport, and I just had
a carry on. Driving back to the hotel, all we
saw was hot trim, jogging hot trim. As far as
I could see, jogging, bounce, bounced, jiggle, jigo, bounce bounced,
jiggle jiego bounce. Oh look at those Oh look at
those bounce bounce jigle jego bounce bounced jago jiggo. Some
beautiful sight. I mean, I can I can just stopped
talking right now. Part of me is just like, just
picture those titties. They're running, They're running so hot. And
so I waited around for a little bit. Brian and
Erica showed up, and then our good friends Zeus from
I almost said three sides of the coin. Yes we
know that's wrong, shout it out loud cast came and
picked us up. I wanted Dawson to come with, but
he wasn't in town yet. He didn't land until like midnight,
and we couldn't get into our rooms yet anyway, so
Zeus came and picked us up, and he wanted to
take us somewhere away from away from the city to
get some lobster rolls for half the price, bigger portions, yadaya. Well,
it ended up taking us about an hour, a little
bit over an hour to get this place called the
the clam Hole or the clam Pie or something like that.
And of course, you know, Brian and Erica just got
off the planes. A less thon they wanted to do
was ride in a fucking car for an hour stuck
in traffic. But once we got there, it was this
tiny little shack and fried oyster, not fried clams, and
fried everything and then lobster rolls and we're waiting in line.
Because the line's out the door, you can sit outside
on these picnics. It felt like if a small town
in Minnesota, except you right by the ocean and they
have fresh fucking seafood. It was glorious. I enjoyed it.
And then there comes Tom from a shout out loud casting.
Zeus had said, Nah, he can't make it, man, I
don't think he's gonna I don't think he's gonna be here.
I can't do a Zeus yet. I'm working on it,
and there's Tom. Tom showed up, so I got to
hang out Tom and Zeus along with Brian and Erica
and I had a great meal, and we got back
to the hotel and I took a nap and then
I started drinking at the bar until Dawson showed up,
and I was shithoused, because sometimes you just gotta do that.
We got on the boat no problem and made our
way to Halifax. And in Halifax, I discovered this thing
that I did not know existed. I discovered a delicacy
that I did not know there. I discovered a delicacy
that I had never had in my life, nor heard of.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 1: Is an Eastern Canadian thing and is called a denaire.
It is spicy shaved beef on a steamed peedup that
has a sweet cream garlic sauce on it. It's sweet,
it's creamy, it's garlicly, and there is onions. And I
am not gonna lie to you. This might be one
of the greatest things I have ever eaten in my life.
It may be one of my favorite things I've ever
put in my mouth, next to tranny cock. But that's
a whole nother story. It's a joke. It is glorious.
It is glorious. Then we walked around downtown how Stephen
Steve Steve a Rooney that does my website, picked me
up because he lives in Halifax, so he kind of
took me to the downtown. Saw a church that was
built in like nine eight, seventeen eighty four or seventeen
ninety four or something like that that was wild. We
walked inside there and do you think I would burst
into flames? But I did not, Thank you Catholic School,
went to a record store, and then we went to
a graveyard because I did not realize that the Titanic
sunk outside of Halifax. I thought it was up in
Antarctica or northern Europe. I had no fucking idea. Shows
how well I know my history. But they had a
in this graveyard. They had a session for people from
the Titanic and it was like three rows of headstones
and graves, and you know, each each headstone had the
name on it, but it also had a number on it.
And you read the sign and it explains that the
number is there because that is the number on the
tag they had on their feet before they identified the bodies.
So that was that was pretty wild. Titanic always fascinates me,
even though I've never seen the movie. There's no titty
what there's no reason for that. What's the point that's brutal?
Just put gratuitous titty in? I mean, that's what it's for, right.
So we get back on the boat and it was rainy.
It was it was not a beautiful day per se,
but it wasn't like it was fucking frigid.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was cool, but you know, which is a nice
change from one hundred and ten degrees. But I go
up and I introduced pat Travers as we were getting
ready to leave port, and why are they fucking blowing
the horn. Oh yeah, it's so foggy. You can't see now.
You literally you can look out and see nothing. All
you see is fog. You couldn't you can barely even
see the water looking out the windows. That's how fucking
foggy it was. So they're blowing the fog horn. And
then you know, we decided that every time they blow
the horn, we have to do shots that didn't happen,
and I told Pat, well, you have to play train train,
I'm gonna let that one sink in. So that was
a little freaky. Then we started sailing in the fog.
The only time I've been a little freaked out on
these cruises was then, just because you couldn't see. But
I mean, look, these ships are so fucking technical technology,
you know what I'm trying to say. Radar is phenomenal.
We were fine. We were safe because if we weren't,
we wouldn't have sailed. I mean, let's just put it
that way. But look, I love the on the Blue Cruise.
I love the music. I love that. You know, it's
an older crowd, so it's a little bit more laid back.
We don't go till fucking four o'clock in the morning
doing karaoke. Karaoke lasts until one or two tops starts
at eleven, and it's great. It's fun. Brian and I
have a blast on this screen. And we got like
the regulars, like Don who looks like Leslie Nielsis, so
of course every time he comes up, there's a Leslie
Nielsen joke. There's a bill with his mustache that could
tell you stories. He is the mustache. He is the
great mustache. It's a great man, great great man, big mustache,
glorious mustache. There's the guy that has he's got those
rings tattooed around his calves that makes it look like
he's wearing tattooed socks instead of tube socks. Ah see
what tatube socks? So we made that joke. And then
the artists come up and saying and YadA YadA, YadA YadA.
So that is a blast, I tell you what though,
And I said this when I introduced the Nelson's doing
the Ricky Nelson remember show, and I mean this, out
of all the cruises we do, that is my favorite
show on all three of the cruises. If this show
comes through your town and you want a good fun show.
Go see it, you know if you love music history,
and because it's the they're doing their dad's music and
they're telling the stories about the songs and you know
where they were and now they like they're telling the
story about garden Party and you know that came from
the Laurel Canyon. See, it's just great. If you're on
the Patreon, you saw the video of them describing that
that was a Patreon exclusive kids. So I love that show.
I peeked into see it in the theater. I had to.
When I introduced them, I was I had I had
to meet Dawsons. We had to get off the boat
because we had to go get lobster, fucking huge full
lobster twenty five dollars bloodies. Then we stopped in re
Raw because they had one there. And Reraw, if you
don't know, is the Iris joint that's in Mandalay Bay
that I sometimes go over and frequent because I know
the I know the guys over there and they take
care of busy and I send people there all the time.
But when we're in Saint John, You're never gonna guess
what I did. Because we were still in Canada, I
went and got another fucking Donair. I got another Donare
why because they're goddamn delicious. And Dawson and I split
some poutine like a good straight couple does.
Speaker 2: We.
Speaker 1: Uh. We always make the jokes on stage that we
were heterosexual life mates. It's funny. He's my best friend
in the world. Yeah, I got a Denaire and uh
I uh was so good. I was on Amazon looking
for Donair seasoning. I mean you can get the recipes.
I mean I can make my own. I only found
one online and it's like twenty bucks in the bottles.
I'm not gonna spend that. I can make my own.
It's fine. Gotti from Canada pointing that out, and then uh, then, yeah,
I wish I had great cruise stories. But it was
funny when we were in reraw. Who's the first person
I fucking see? Yeah, Keith, the singer from the Young Dubliners,
who is going to be on this show very soon?
Not very soon. They got one single out. They're gonna
put a few singles out and then the next the
record should be out in March, So I don't know
if I want to wait, I'll probably I'll probably wait
till the record's coming out. Maybe we'll just have mom
to drink beers and bullshit sometime. He's a great dude,
fucking great dude. And so yeah, dude, that's it. That
was the last week and and handful of days. I
love it. I love that cruise. I have a blast
on that cruise. I am privileged and lucky to be
able to do what I do on those boats. Thank you,
Larry Moran, thank you, Jean, thank you April, thank you,
Brian and Erica, Dana, Tim everybody, everybody. So there's that.
Hold on, let me pull out the outro music because
I don't want to run this too long, just me
babbling about bullshit, but good fun bullshit. Yeah, so there's that.
I had a blast. I'm still recovering. It didn't help
that I got shithouse drunk on Sunday. I'm still recovering
from that. So I apologize about this, you know, the
show being late, but we'll get you another show tomorrow.
We'll have fun stuff to talk about. Had a chat
with Eric Bretningham. He wants to come back on the
show and maybe clear some air, clear some miss guided
thoughts about what was chatted about on the last time.
He was on, but we also wanted he wanted to
come back anyways to tell his story and his personal story.
Working on Derek Davis from Babylon, a d whose new
record is out. Highly suggest you guys check that out.
Working on some other fun stuff too. Because we have
to have a guest every week, we gotta we gotta
do that. I have to do that. I have to
I have to stay consistent. I decided November fourth will
be the Hall of Fame Famous Fame episode, so stay tuned.
Thank you, and what I lack and talent, I make
up for the cock. My name is Issey Presley. Bye bye,