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<v Speaker 1>And now it's time for the most exciting segment on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio of its kind.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the day. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone asked on the text line earlier if I was

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<v Speaker 1>ever gonna yell in the world again, I cannot. I

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<v Speaker 1>am unable to perform that yell because my voice can't

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<v Speaker 1>do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Just to give you, I had flame in my throat

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<v Speaker 3>and was doing an emergency throat clearing with a microphone.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, what is our dad joke of the day, please, Anthony.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

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<v Speaker 1>Hop backwards out of the boat?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, because if they fell forwards, they'd still

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<v Speaker 3>be in the boat. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I love that joke.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>What is our word of the day please?

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<v Speaker 1>Two histrionic? Oh that means over the top dramatic, like

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<v Speaker 1>freaking out, out of control kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's I had no idea. I never heard that word

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<v Speaker 2>yet before.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I think I've used it on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>If you paid attention, I heard it.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>What makes I don't know how to say?

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<v Speaker 2>This?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it tomorrow? Sauce tom ri, sauce T A M

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<v Speaker 1>A R. I have it in my cabinet. I use it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just never said it before. What makes tomorrow's sauce

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<v Speaker 1>unique among soy sauces? And I use it for this

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<v Speaker 1>very reason. So yeah, now I do know. I okay, free, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it has no wheat. And I was like when I

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<v Speaker 1>first found that out, I was like, does soy sauce

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<v Speaker 1>actually have wheat in it? That seems weird, But I

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<v Speaker 1>guess so, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I do not know.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually cook more now with amino acids than I

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<v Speaker 1>do anything else. Yeah, all right, here we go. What

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<v Speaker 1>is our Jeopardy category? This pen sucks left motion? Left motion?

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<v Speaker 2>Let most any of that in quotation marks no.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, men start this double or triple talk dance

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<v Speaker 3>with a step to the left.

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<v Speaker 2>A pre fame Bruce Lee was a champion at it

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<v Speaker 2>in Hong Kong. One more time, please, men.

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<v Speaker 3>Start this double or triple talk dance with a step

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<v Speaker 3>to the left and then a pre fame Bruce Lee

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<v Speaker 3>was a champion at it in Hong Kong.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea, Like, I don't even know what

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<v Speaker 1>is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Ja, aren't you glad you brought a friend along?

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<v Speaker 3>Now you can swing left into this type of highway

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<v Speaker 3>lane marked with dim lane. In chess, the one time

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<v Speaker 3>the king can move two squares is doing this?

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<v Speaker 2>Then? Is casting correct?

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<v Speaker 3>Bugs Bunny's lying about wishing he'd toy.

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<v Speaker 1>Touring left it out? What is turned left at Albuquerque?

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<v Speaker 2>Correct?

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<v Speaker 3>At the Battle of Chancellorsville, he swung left to crush

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<v Speaker 3>the Union right, but was mortally wounded by friendly fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's score.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, there is two for me, one for

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<v Speaker 1>Ben and I know my Confederate generals. Let me just

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<v Speaker 1>think about this for a moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Battle of Chancellor's Can you read through the question again? Please?

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<v Speaker 3>At the Battle of Chancellorsville, he swung last crush the

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<v Speaker 3>Union right, but was mortally wounded by friendly fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I know I know this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I can see I'm sitting on my lad I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not I'm not risking.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I can see the face, Oh man stow

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<v Speaker 2>old Jackson. That is that is fine. I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 2>his face. Yeah, we're gonna go with I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I played pre defense and I just screwed myself as

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<v Speaker 1>what I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay saying it? How about this call the football play?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god? Because it's football weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>After a last second win over Buffalo with.

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<v Speaker 2>This prayer for.

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<v Speaker 1>What is a Hail Mary is? Thank God, it was

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<v Speaker 1>the easiest one anyway down. It's super eazy. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you very much.