Speaker 1: One good three Yeah, job three, King of Queen Marl Street.
Speaker 2: Entertainment, Mam Goo, and I'm not Mac.
Speaker 1: You are not Mac. Max sent me a text yesterday
Speaker 1: said I'm tapped out for the week. He's like, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind if we just did a bye, and I said, no,
Speaker 1: the listeners need something, and we have a very short bench,
Speaker 1: we have a very bad bullpen. So here he is.
Speaker 1: It's Nick fryar.
Speaker 2: Wow. Just always the best intros on the Mac and
Speaker 2: Goo program. It's unbelievable. But yes, I am here, and
Speaker 2: I feel like you're making these baseball analogies for a reason.
Speaker 1: Yes, because today we will be having a draft, not
Speaker 1: just any old draft, a Mac and Goo draft of
Speaker 1: the best fictional baseball players from movies, television, video games
Speaker 1: all in this draft. So we'll be looking for all
Speaker 1: positions one through eight. Catcher, first base, second base, third base, shortstop,
Speaker 1: left center, right, Three pitchers. One that you would ideally
Speaker 1: like to start. Maybe you have two in the bullpen.
Speaker 1: Maybe this is a one v one my team versus
Speaker 1: his team, one game take all, So I'll be taking
Speaker 1: a Josh Fogg, he's the Dragon Slayer. You also want
Speaker 1: a manager that's very important on this team. So twelve
Speaker 1: rounds back and forth, Serpentine. The big rule here is
Speaker 1: that it needs to be a fictional player. So if
Speaker 1: it is a real player that is in a fictional movie,
Speaker 1: that doesn't count. Like all of those real baseball players
Speaker 1: that Henry Rowan Gardner struck.
Speaker 2: Out, they don't count mm hm one percent.
Speaker 1: But if it's a fake person, they are right in here.
Speaker 1: Do you have any more questions for ire?
Speaker 2: Similarly, where we have Raally Oda as Shulish Joe Jackson,
Speaker 2: that also does not count.
Speaker 1: Right if he's a real person then no.
Speaker 2: Okay, well no, because you have we talked about Harry
Speaker 2: Rohan Gardner and Barry Bonds. That's Barry Bond's playing Barry Bonds.
Speaker 2: This is Raleioda playing Schulish Joe. Just wanted to confirm
Speaker 2: they weren't on my list anyways. So we're good.
Speaker 1: So if you want to take a ghost, you can
Speaker 1: have a ghost. You can pick a ghost if you want.
Speaker 1: Do you want a ghost?
Speaker 2: We're gonna be the mouse ghosts. That's what we're gonna be.
Speaker 1: Now, I will ask you, because you are someone that
Speaker 1: still carries coins, I am gonna ask you to flip
Speaker 1: the coin right now to see who is picking first.
Speaker 1: This is huge because I think there is one player
Speaker 1: that is head and shoulders above the rest.
Speaker 2: So I'll flip it. You call it after it lands.
Speaker 2: We got heads, okay?
Speaker 1: What is heads?
Speaker 2: Heads? Is the wolf's witcher's wolf head? Okay? And then
Speaker 2: the back is clearly not the designed BDS wouldn't take that, No,
Speaker 2: they probably wouldn't. But honestly, goodness, this is like the
Speaker 2: only coin that I have actually have two of these. Okay,
Speaker 2: I will call for the wolf head. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: let's see, I'm holding it right in front of good boom.
Speaker 2: It is not the wolf's head.
Speaker 1: All right, So do you want first or second pick? Uh?
Speaker 2: This is tough. I think, I think, Uh, I gotta go.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go first pick.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll take the serpentine there and now time.
Speaker 3: For what you'm ont in waiting for the year. Right now,
Speaker 3: when the streets are paved with gold.
Speaker 1: We don't want no dead hoofers.
Speaker 3: Only ducky shine crackers a buddy that he may do,
Speaker 3: but no gobble be gook. Only the best of the
Speaker 3: best will be taken in the draft. But not just
Speaker 3: any old draft. It's the macking gool draft.
Speaker 2: I was back and forth on which was necessarily gonna
Speaker 2: be better in this case, between two, three or one overall.
Speaker 2: But for me, number one overall. You have to go
Speaker 2: with the first guy that you think of when you
Speaker 2: think of baseball movies. It's a no brainer. He could
Speaker 2: have been a picture, would have been a picture if
Speaker 2: not for some crazy lady that he met while throwing
Speaker 2: against a babe Ruth, you know, version of from this
Speaker 2: movie on a Train Track. And that's Roy Hobbs, who's
Speaker 2: going to be one of my corner outfielders in this movie.
Speaker 2: Of course, the natural. My father would actually he probably
Speaker 2: smacked me if he found out that I did this
Speaker 2: and didn't take Roy Hobbs first, because that man has
Speaker 2: the natural bad he has the Nights jersey, he had
Speaker 2: the hat that is one of his all time favorite movies.
Speaker 1: Oh, let me also throw this out here. I don't
Speaker 1: care for baseball movies. Okay, I don't love, and I
Speaker 1: mean like, there are some that I really do like,
Speaker 1: but baseball movies have a usual theme of really romanticizing
Speaker 1: the game, and I find it nauseating. And I love baseball,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, No, you do.
Speaker 2: I mean, God goodness, like, are the DSG chat? Honestly,
Speaker 2: I would say a quarter of the conversations are baseball
Speaker 2: related and they can just go in any given direction.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I've had like mixed relationships with it over
Speaker 2: the years, but honestly, just sports movies in general, I
Speaker 2: have mixed feelings about. But I think I do. I
Speaker 2: think it's just all about the my cause you talk
Speaker 2: about like romanticizing. If you're in that kind of like
Speaker 2: slow paced, relaxed, like throwback mood like, then a baseball
Speaker 2: movie is exactly what you need, but you need to
Speaker 2: be in the right mood for it.
Speaker 1: I don't like romanticizing the game, and I hate being
Speaker 1: told that it's not boring. If you have to tell
Speaker 1: me that baseball is not boring, it might be.
Speaker 2: I've never understood the focus on that from the people
Speaker 2: who are defending it, because you're I agree with your
Speaker 2: point exactly, like talk about what's amazing about it then,
Speaker 2: but oh yeah, that's a whole conversation. I will may
Speaker 2: get into it more or later, but I'm not going there.
Speaker 1: Thank you for taking him off the board, because I
Speaker 1: didn't even want him. Okay, I know that you have
Speaker 1: to take him number one. I don't want him. You
Speaker 1: know who I want. I want two utility players that
Speaker 1: can go anywhere on the field. They're both fucking studs.
Speaker 1: I will take Pablo Sanchez from backyard baseball and Benny
Speaker 1: the Jet Rodriguez. They can do anything on the field. Yes,
Speaker 1: Benny the Jet might be an outfielder when he's in
Speaker 1: the big leagues. He can do anything in the sandlot.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Both of these guys are such great
Speaker 1: pickups because I'll tell you right now, some positions a
Speaker 1: little thin. They can fill in and do anything.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. So we didn't talk about this beforehand,
Speaker 2: but we're in agreement that like those guys. Obviously, yes,
Speaker 2: they fit utility roles, but you can't take someone who's
Speaker 2: a second baseman and put them at short stop. Outfield.
Speaker 2: You can't. But that's it.
Speaker 1: Okay, outfield, you can move around, but people will know
Speaker 1: if you're putting Pedro Serrano in center field, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have some problems.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, God, dude, that's brutal. I didn't expect you
Speaker 2: to take both of them. That's honestly grew who that
Speaker 2: grew grew. Jeez, that is a rise of grew. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my bad, I that that is a Those are a
Speaker 2: great pair of picks, although I have other players that
Speaker 2: I like more, but from a value so don't get me.
Speaker 1: Wrong, Like there are I think there are better players
Speaker 1: at other spots, but this opens me up because there's
Speaker 1: one or two positions that has one player that you
Speaker 1: could probably slide in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, This is the thing that's interesting about these
Speaker 2: kind of drafts too, because Wes and I during the
Speaker 2: Change my Mind Day did this with football too, and
Speaker 2: I think you you run into stuff where there are
Speaker 2: movies that you know well, or like there's movies that
Speaker 2: we all know well when it comes to the sports movies,
Speaker 2: but there are some that kind of like, I'm not
Speaker 2: planning on making a pick for Mister Baseball, but like
Speaker 2: that's a movie that like doesn't get the same kind
Speaker 2: of hype as you know, the Sandlot or even Rookie
Speaker 2: of the Year necessarily gets. But that's kind of the
Speaker 2: other thing I'm trying to weigh out. I knew Pablo
Speaker 2: Santiez would go early, but not Benny the Jet. This
Speaker 2: is gonna force my hand a little bit, all right,
Speaker 2: so all right, I'm gonna make another outfield pick, and
Speaker 2: I'm also gonna make an infield pick. First, for the outfield,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with everybody's favorite. Everybody's a big Bernie
Speaker 2: Mack fan. Of course I'm gonna I'm gonna go with
Speaker 2: mister three thousand, but not Bernie Max's character.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, Okay, I say it is Bernie
Speaker 1: mac first basement in the movie.
Speaker 2: I just yes, and I was not interested in him.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with t Rex pana Baker because in
Speaker 2: that movie he's hitting like three thirty and he had
Speaker 2: fifty home runs?
Speaker 1: Is it Bomb's bombs? And he pens all those home runs. Ah,
Speaker 1: what a great part.
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonn take him. I thought it was. Seriously,
Speaker 2: my big board was like Roy, Hobbs, Panabaker, and Sanchez.
Speaker 2: Those are my top three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's a great pick. I think numbers wise,
Speaker 1: he's probably your best choice in the outfield. Like you said,
Speaker 1: power average a little bit quicker if he takes those
Speaker 1: chains off.
Speaker 2: Maybe no, no, no, we need all the change. Okay
Speaker 2: you want the chance, Yes, I need to come on.
Speaker 2: We need some style. We need to make the game.
Speaker 2: We need to make the game not boring Goose. That's right.
Speaker 1: You want the one like super boring character Roy Hobbs,
Speaker 1: and then offset that with t.
Speaker 2: Rex exactly exactly. You can't have the same and your
Speaker 2: next pick. So my other pick, this will be where
Speaker 2: my hand's getting a little bit forced. Another position that
Speaker 2: is quite thin. Third base is a thin position. But
Speaker 2: there are two guys there. I'm gonna go with Angels
Speaker 2: in the outfield, Ray Mitchell as my third baseman. He
Speaker 2: was the only guy on that Angels team that did
Speaker 2: not need help from the Angels. He was a good hitter, goodfield.
Speaker 2: They saw him make a nice play in that in
Speaker 2: one of the games there. So yeah, Ray Mitchell, a
Speaker 2: guy who I didn't want to take this high, but
Speaker 2: you took my two utility guys.
Speaker 1: All right, those are two great picks, and I am
Speaker 1: gonna now take I believe the best starting pitcher on
Speaker 1: the board, the guy pitched in the World Series twenty
Speaker 1: seven up, twenty seven down, twenty seven strikeouts, did it
Speaker 1: on three pitches every time, immaculate innings every single time.
Speaker 1: And that is Steve Nebraska, played by Brendan Frazier in
Speaker 1: the Scouts he's your ace, he's the number one guy
Speaker 1: on the board, and I don't think you have anyone
Speaker 1: that can hit him.
Speaker 2: I think that's a great call. I do think there's
Speaker 2: quite a few good pitchers to pick from. That was
Speaker 2: a guy who wasn't who was on my radar, But
Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna go there. I have a different option
Speaker 2: that I think I can sneak later in.
Speaker 1: All right, So with that choice, I am now gonna
Speaker 1: take his battery mate, and I'm looking at pure value here.
Speaker 1: This is war. I am going with the guy that
Speaker 1: he might not be the best physical catcher back there
Speaker 1: behind the plate, but I'm gonna take a guy that's
Speaker 1: gonna fucking swap me forty dongs year. He's gonna hit
Speaker 1: the masturbator. And that is Jack Parkman for Major League two.
Speaker 2: Nice okay, nice, okay major League two too? Yeah, yeah, okay, awesome.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna go and make another utility play.
Speaker 2: Because the thinnest position in all of these, between the movies, shows,
Speaker 2: video games and everything, the thinnest position is one thousand
Speaker 2: percent shortstop, and quite honestly, as we kind of contemplated,
Speaker 2: I think it is I'll be curious to who you're
Speaker 2: gonna take. But that's part of why I wanted video
Speaker 2: games left in this. I wanted Sanchez as my shortstop.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to go with another speister who's gonna
Speaker 2: help me out, probably number two player, maybe number three
Speaker 2: in all of backyard baseball. And that's good old Pete Wheeler.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be playing up the middle for me. Need
Speaker 2: some wheels. All right? Well, what was that? You don't
Speaker 2: you like it or you.
Speaker 1: Don't I don't love it. I think that I think
Speaker 1: you're reaching a little early.
Speaker 2: But I was worried that you're gonna take him. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's unfortunate because he was a guy I was totally
Speaker 2: comfortable taking. But at the same time, I didn't want
Speaker 2: you to to steal him from me. So that's that's
Speaker 2: a little disappointing, but at the same time still want
Speaker 2: him on my team. That I'm actually gonna go with
Speaker 2: a pitcher who can also serve as a relief pitcher
Speaker 2: but works as a starting pitcher as well, depending on
Speaker 2: who else I can get, because I think, again, there
Speaker 2: is a guy I can sneak. I'm gonna take Ricky
Speaker 2: wild Thing Vaughn as a as one of my pictures
Speaker 2: that I'm gonna have in my rotation again. Could start,
Speaker 2: could relieve, depends on who else I end up picking
Speaker 2: throughout this draft.
Speaker 1: So you could either get a really good Ricky Vaughn.
Speaker 1: You could get a very bad Ricky Vaughn. I would
Speaker 1: suggest going with the reliever. He's not a very good starter.
Speaker 2: That's the that is the hope, that is the plan,
Speaker 2: and depending on where I go, he that that ends
Speaker 2: up working on. I think it will work out for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna take two positions right now that I
Speaker 1: surprisingly first base. Not a lot going on in these movies.
Speaker 1: I feel like catcher, outfield, those are the those are
Speaker 1: the big spots that all the players go to. And
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Clue hey Would from Major League.
Speaker 1: He is the first baseman for the Yankees. He was
Speaker 1: the Triple Crown winner and led the league in nose hair.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a nice It's funny because you know there's
Speaker 2: another like, there's another like villainous type hitter who I
Speaker 2: have on my list at as a significant amount of
Speaker 2: nose here too. I didn't think about that till right now. Wow.
Speaker 1: And maybe I'm going a little too contact heavy here,
Speaker 1: but I'm doing this to kind of screw you. I
Speaker 1: feel like this is the only all star caliber second
Speaker 1: baseman second base, worst position on the board. I thought
Speaker 1: you were gonna take her in a second here or
Speaker 1: even prior to this, and that is Marla Hooch.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, when we got the video game stuff kind
Speaker 2: of in the mix, that does give me a little
Speaker 2: bit of flexibility. But at the same time, when you're
Speaker 2: talking movies strictly and like in Chosen whatnot, there's no
Speaker 2: other option at second base. It's it's ridiculous. I don't
Speaker 2: know who. Like there's guys, like there's a second baseman
Speaker 2: in Rookie of the Year, but other than that, like,
Speaker 2: who else is there? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I don't like because I'm looking
Speaker 1: at my board right here and I just did it.
Speaker 1: My last four picks. I went one, two, three, four.
Speaker 1: Makes me feel stupid.
Speaker 2: Well, it depends on what you end up valuing, and uh,
Speaker 2: you know, with this goo, I did a bit of research.
Speaker 2: So there was a movie that I found as a
Speaker 2: little bit of like an Ace in the Hole, that
Speaker 2: I think is gonna help me as we progress in
Speaker 2: this draft, but I'm not gonna necessarily go there yet.
Speaker 2: You've already picked first base. You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna,
Speaker 2: actually I think I am gonna go there right now
Speaker 2: because I have to fill out. You've already got second base. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I gotta. I'm gonna finish off my outfield, and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna finish off I'm gonna start further on my infield.
Speaker 2: All right. So for outfield and catcher, I'm gonna pick
Speaker 2: two players from a movie I am almost certain you've
Speaker 2: never heard of. I could be wrong. It is called
Speaker 2: Bingo Long Traveling All Stars and Motor Kings. That is
Speaker 2: starting James Earl Jones and Billy D Williams. Have you
Speaker 2: heard of that movie? I.
Speaker 1: In my research found it and went right past. As
Speaker 1: I said, I want to win this. I don't want
Speaker 1: to trick the audience.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not trying to trick the audience because these
Speaker 2: guys are the three guys that are on my radar,
Speaker 2: have simple comps, very easy. You have Leon Carter, who's
Speaker 2: gonna be my catcher, played by James Earl Jones. He
Speaker 2: is basically supposed to be Josh Gibson. He and Josh
Speaker 2: Gibson are the best hitters in the Negro leagues at
Speaker 2: this time. He is a fictional character. He is going
Speaker 2: to be my catcher. And then furthermore, we have Esquire
Speaker 2: Joe Vanderbilt Callaway Mouthful. He ends up being a nineteen
Speaker 2: year old that joins the team. Absolute stud Think of
Speaker 2: that Ken Griffy Junior commercial that we saw when we
Speaker 2: were kids where he goes across the globe to make
Speaker 2: that big catch. This guy does that in that movie
Speaker 2: as well. Legitimately they do that same exact thing and
Speaker 2: he ends up getting the shot at the big leagues
Speaker 2: at the end of the movie as a nineteen year old.
Speaker 2: So that's gonna be my one of my outfielders as well.
Speaker 2: I have two guys who can play center field. So
Speaker 2: some Mookie bets Jackie Bradley junior situation.
Speaker 1: I feel great now. I'm no longer worried.
Speaker 2: That's fine. I have more faith in your audience than
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm gonna go with two outfielders right now,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking TWINSS and I'm not talking back to
Speaker 1: the miners. I'm talking Wesley Snipes and Wesley Snipes Willie
Speaker 1: Mays Hayes and Bobby Rayburn.
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, nice.
Speaker 1: Bobby Rayburn MVP in the league, several time MVP. He
Speaker 1: also brings the power. He can do it all. Whereas
Speaker 1: you know, this speed shows up to the ballpark every day.
Speaker 2: This is true. But part of my issue with taking
Speaker 2: Willie mace Hayes is this is an actor who like
Speaker 2: he didn't like they I remember seeing multiple things into
Speaker 2: King like he was terrible at baseball, and we've seen
Speaker 2: That's another thing that I run into with some of these,
Speaker 2: like movies like Summer Catch, Freddy Prince Junior didn't look
Speaker 2: exactly great while he was playing.
Speaker 1: Is that why you took Charlie Sheen? Is that why
Speaker 1: you took Sheen? Because he actually looked like a major leaguer.
Speaker 2: No, but I'm saying I couldn't. I had William mace
Speaker 2: Hayes on my board, but I wasn't gonna take him
Speaker 2: because knowing that the guy who actually plays him can't
Speaker 2: play baseball. I just feel are doing it. I'm not
Speaker 2: saying all these guys are perfect, but that just just
Speaker 2: put on the ground and run. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I understand the guy actor can't play he's theastest fucking
Speaker 2: person in the world. Sure, fair, fine, whatever, you're out, Bud.
Speaker 2: All right, So first base, I'm gonna go venture over
Speaker 2: to Little big League and this guy was an all star.
Speaker 1: Also go to the movie Gung Ho and pick this guy.
Speaker 2: People in the Little Big League. I mean, they've run
Speaker 2: reruns on that for LB network all the time, like
Speaker 2: it's ridiculous. Guy ends up dating his manager's mom, which is,
Speaker 2: you know, a regular Delante West situation. And I can
Speaker 2: appreciate that. But I'm gonna go with Lou Collins as
Speaker 2: my first basement. Maybe not as much power, but I
Speaker 2: got plenty of that elsewhere. And I love the guy
Speaker 2: who hits for average. All right. Uh, then that leaves
Speaker 2: me with second base. So let me ask you this, goood. Yes,
Speaker 2: I have two people that I can pick between. One
Speaker 2: of them is a child. Yes, both of them are.
Speaker 2: I guess technically both their children. Go ahead. One of
Speaker 2: them's Kelly Leak. Kelly Leek plays outfield in the movie.
Speaker 2: He's very clearly I didn't see that. I don't remember
Speaker 2: the sequels. I think I saw part of the one
Speaker 2: where his dad's the manager or something. But anyways, do
Speaker 2: we like it's Kelly Leak an outfielder strictly because you
Speaker 2: I only remember him playing outfield.
Speaker 1: If you don't see them playing the position in the movie,
Speaker 1: you can't use him there.
Speaker 2: Yep, one hundred percent. I just wanted to make sure
Speaker 2: on that that was so that that clears up.
Speaker 1: So like, let me just put those out there, Like
Speaker 1: Benny the Jet, Rodriguez would play any position that his
Speaker 1: friend was then batting for, so he was he was
Speaker 1: ready to play everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. De Rodriguez is no brainer. Like
Speaker 2: I I get the whole part about when the outfield,
Speaker 2: like he played the outfield later in his career and stuff,
Speaker 2: but as a kid, one hundred percent all right, so
Speaker 2: h then in that case, that's going to finish it
Speaker 2: out for me. For second base, I'm gonna go with
Speaker 2: Keisha Phillips as my second basement from backyard baseball. So
Speaker 2: I got number two and number three. Obviously, Pablo Sanchez
Speaker 2: is the best in backyard baseball, it's undeniable. But I
Speaker 2: got the next two best, Okay.
Speaker 1: I will also take a video game player, and if
Speaker 1: you're thinking to yourself, way second, who is the best
Speaker 1: baseball player possibly of all time. That would be Barry Bonds.
Speaker 1: Barry Bonds was not in MVP Baseball four and five
Speaker 1: because of I believe player Association rules where there was
Speaker 1: an issue he couldn't get in there. So in his spot,
Speaker 1: they had a player in their name, Jim Dowd. I
Speaker 1: will be taking Jim Dowd, all.
Speaker 2: Right, that is that is a fair point. I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure it was John Dowd, John who necessarily.
Speaker 1: John Jim who gives a fun Now you.
Speaker 2: Get John Jim doubt. I'll take John Dowd. Yeah, just
Speaker 2: for so everybody know. It's just for full transparency. I mean,
Speaker 2: I think you have this one of the smartest audience.
Speaker 2: Smartest audience is in podcasting. I can't spite the fact
Speaker 2: I can't say that. You know, he's based very clearly
Speaker 2: on Barry Bond.
Speaker 1: He is Barry Bonds, just like Anthony Freese is Kevin Malar.
Speaker 1: But I don't want him.
Speaker 2: I'm just putting that out there for the people if
Speaker 2: there's any voting in all of this process. I know
Speaker 2: some of these players again that I talked about, are
Speaker 2: based on fictional characters, but he is the state. He
Speaker 2: is Barry Bonds, like not He's also like.
Speaker 1: Two guys from a movie, and you're like, this is
Speaker 1: essentially Josh Gibson, this is this and this.
Speaker 2: But they mentioned Josh Gibson the movie. They mention other
Speaker 2: characters like other real life players in the movie. I'm
Speaker 2: just saying that there might be slight difference there.
Speaker 1: Hear me out, Barry Bonds Black, John Dowd White.
Speaker 2: This is true. This is this is a fact. Ye.
Speaker 2: I'm not protesting the pick. I'm just saying, when you
Speaker 2: guys go to vote for it, just think about it
Speaker 2: a little bit now. All that said, the other guy
Speaker 2: who was based on a real particularly based on a
Speaker 2: real life individual in that movie that I mentioned before,
Speaker 2: is the character the movie's namesake. That's Bingo Long. He
Speaker 2: is supposed to be effectively Satchel Page, so much so
Speaker 2: that in a crucial part in the final game of
Speaker 2: the movie, he calls all the players into the infield,
Speaker 2: just like Satchel Paige supposedly did back during his playing days,
Speaker 2: being along played by the beloved Billy D Williams. He
Speaker 2: is actually gonna be my starting pitcher, allowing wild thing
Speaker 2: Rick Vaughan to be my setup man possible closer then
Speaker 2: moving over too closer. I'm gonna go with the kid.
Speaker 2: He's I'm assuming he's healthy. And how are we treating
Speaker 2: Henry Rowan Gardner in this situation? Is he the peak
Speaker 2: Henry wrong Gardner? He kid, Harry Henron Gardner.
Speaker 1: He's the one with the elastic arm.
Speaker 2: Okay, the elastic arm. That one hundred percent. I am
Speaker 2: taking Henry row and Gardner as my closer, making things
Speaker 2: a little more reliable than wild thing. Because once Henry
Speaker 2: figured it out, he was all set.
Speaker 1: Okay, you have a nice little bullpen there. I need
Speaker 1: the stretch here on my pitchers, and I'm gonna look
Speaker 1: out of Actually, you know what I'm gonna do. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take my manager right now. Nice, take my manager.
Speaker 1: And I think there is no manager better in any
Speaker 1: of these baseball movies than Lou Brown Major League.
Speaker 2: Okay, Nice, I think it's a sell pick. He was
Speaker 2: definitely on my board. This one's the toughest one to
Speaker 2: necessarily decide on.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think that's the easiest number one.
Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna look at pictures here. I still
Speaker 1: need two pitchers, a pitcher that I saw strike out
Speaker 1: several batters with one pitch. So he threw one pitch
Speaker 1: and it was there's a line of batters that it
Speaker 1: went right through. Wow, go bugs, Bunny, Wow, bugs Bunny.
Speaker 1: I can't believe bugs Bunny fell to this round. Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow dude, Wow, I am so upset with myself. That
Speaker 2: is amazing. That is a great call. Dude. Wow. I
Speaker 2: thought about that. I used to think about that as
Speaker 2: a kid, like you know, stupid things that you think about,
Speaker 2: like you know X Men characters, like if you're drafting
Speaker 2: a team of like X men, you know baseball players
Speaker 2: like gandit would be a picture that you want because
Speaker 2: of his obvious powers, part of why I liked him
Speaker 2: so much as a kid. But like god, I just
Speaker 2: like so this that is just so lazy and so
Speaker 2: overthought by me. God, I should have had him on
Speaker 2: my team. I like my pitching staff. But that's a
Speaker 2: great pick, all right. That just leaves me with my manager.
Speaker 2: What pition do you have left?
Speaker 1: I need one more picture, all right?
Speaker 2: So, uh, the lou Brown was on my big board.
Speaker 2: The other guy that I was very much thinking because
Speaker 2: I appreciate I appreciate open mindedness from a manager. I
Speaker 2: don't want somebody who's just buy the book all the time,
Speaker 2: whether that's you know, old school way of thinking like
Speaker 2: a Lou Brown or this new age Kevin Cash nonsense
Speaker 2: where you pull Blake Snell despite the fact that he's shoving.
Speaker 2: I want a guy who can get creative and who
Speaker 2: can you know, parse through the bs and also like
Speaker 2: listen to some wild stuff and figure it all out.
Speaker 2: And that's gonna be for me. George Knox from Angels
Speaker 2: in the Outfield. I mean, it takes a lot to
Speaker 2: listen to a kid who's talking about seeing things, you know,
Speaker 2: but it worked out, it paid off for them. So
Speaker 2: George Knox is gonna be my guy.
Speaker 1: I believe you have one more pick?
Speaker 2: Uh? No, I have? I have everybody.
Speaker 1: Then how do I still have one more pick? I
Speaker 1: thought you did Serpentine. Oh I only took dowbd by
Speaker 1: himself because you were mocking me. Oh shoot, that's all right, whatever,
Speaker 1: I got one more pick, and I'll even this is now.
Speaker 1: This now has an asterisk. Fryar fucked me on this.
Speaker 1: Fryar jumped in when he shouldn't have.
Speaker 2: But you didn't take that with bugs, bunny.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and take a lefty to put
Speaker 1: on my team someone that's able to pull at Jessica Biel,
Speaker 1: and that is Ryan Dunn.
Speaker 2: Dude, Oh my god, if any but anybody listening right now,
Speaker 2: if you vote for Good, if Good has to vote,
Speaker 2: and you vote for his team. When he picked Ryan Dunn,
Speaker 2: this is as good as that bugs Bunny pick is.
Speaker 2: Ryan Dunn is equally as bad, like the exact opposite
Speaker 2: ends of the spectrum. That is absurd. Why would you
Speaker 2: take him? He is the worst looking baseball player ever.
Speaker 1: Whether this is a draft for fictional baseball players or
Speaker 1: Jackass members, I'm taking Ryan Dunn, all right, put it back.
Speaker 2: A little bit there, but no way, dude, he's so
Speaker 2: bad like he's I don't mean to sound snobbish when
Speaker 2: it comes to this kind of stuff, but sometimes you
Speaker 2: watch like sports movies and guys that just looks like
Speaker 2: they have no clue what they're doing. Did you see
Speaker 2: Jessica Bile in that movie? That's fine, it has nothing
Speaker 2: you're talking about Jessica Bill. I'm talking about Freddy Frinch
Speaker 2: Junior's at.
Speaker 1: I'm taking them for Jessica Biel.
Speaker 2: Oh that's it.
Speaker 1: I don't even need a third pitcher. I have the
Speaker 1: I have the guy who can throw twenty seven outs
Speaker 1: with twenty seven strikeouts, and then I have a cartoon rabbit.
Speaker 2: You know what, you make a strong argument. Who am
Speaker 2: I to deny any of that? If you think that
Speaker 2: you're you're the Brendan Fraser is gonna freaking throw a
Speaker 2: perfect game when I have t Rex Pennabaker, who has
Speaker 2: fifty bonds in his three thirty.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna hire twelve miles an hour though.
Speaker 2: Ye see. And Roy Hobbs come on, dude, no way,
Speaker 2: calm down.
Speaker 1: Give me your rough lineup all right?
Speaker 2: Uh oh, she's a rough lineup. Okay, all right, I
Speaker 2: am gonna go with t Rex penna Baker leading things off,
Speaker 2: Roy Hobbs batting. Second, Leo, you're superpower like in the
Speaker 2: first spot. Yeah, but I liked it when Mookie bets
Speaker 2: let off, especially when you have some speeds. Right nowt
Speaker 2: t x Penabaker can also steal a bag a little
Speaker 2: bit more so than MOOKI. But at the same time,
Speaker 2: I do like that. Uh, you got Roy Hobbs protecting him.
Speaker 2: Then you've got lee Leon Carter again, the Josh Gibson.
Speaker 2: Uh you know comp player who has a ton of
Speaker 2: power bat and third. Then I'm gonna go I probably
Speaker 2: should have bumped Nah. Then I'm gonna go with Esquire
Speaker 2: Joe Vanderbilt Callaway at the number four spot to protect
Speaker 2: Leon from there. Want a little bit of average, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go with Luke Collins. Then I'm gonna go Keisha Phillips,
Speaker 2: Ray Mitchell, and then to round things out, to have
Speaker 2: a nice leadoff guy when you wrap around ahead of Esquire,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, ahead of t Rex, I'm gonna go with
Speaker 2: Pete Wheeler at my number nine spot.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I am gonna have Pablo Sanchez batting first
Speaker 1: and playing short stop. Benny the Jet Rodriguez will fill
Speaker 1: in at third base. Not the ideal spot to have
Speaker 1: men third base, very very thin. I mean, you have
Speaker 1: guys like Roger Dorn. You took Ray Mitchell ed from
Speaker 1: the movie Ed. If I wanted to put a monkey
Speaker 1: at third that was an option, but I didn't need to.
Speaker 2: The only other guy that I had was Kit hit
Speaker 2: or die Kesey Wels was Angels in the outfield. He
Speaker 2: was like a White Sox villain hitter.
Speaker 1: So then I go Ray Burn in the three. I'll
Speaker 1: have him in left field. I'll have John Dowd, Jack
Speaker 1: Parkman hitting in the five, Haywood hit in the sixth,
Speaker 1: then we go Marla hoot seven. I'm then gonna have
Speaker 1: my pitcher Nebraska hit eight. I think that he's a
Speaker 1: better hitter. He's got some power. He hit the only
Speaker 1: home run in that World Series game. I bet you
Speaker 1: forgot about that is dual. He's like fucking show heyo
Speaker 1: Tani yep.
Speaker 2: No, that's a good point.
Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna have my speedster Willie Mays Hayes
Speaker 1: batting ninth.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I like that. I forgot we did eight hitters.
Speaker 2: And then the pitcher's obviously gonna have to hit in
Speaker 2: this situation, but doesn't necessarily throw off too much my stuff.
Speaker 2: How many people from well, I'm not asking the number,
Speaker 2: Maybe you list them off. Who else from your big
Speaker 2: board did you have that did not get picked?
Speaker 1: Catcher actually has a lot of people in there, so,
Speaker 1: Donnie Hinson, I'm surprised you did not take her. She
Speaker 1: possibly the best player in the league in a league
Speaker 1: of their own. Toss up between her and Marla Hooch,
Speaker 1: but same team, both great players. Hamilton from San La
Speaker 1: the Ham, the Great Hambino, Jake Taylor from Major League
Speaker 1: if you wanted a wiley veteran, or Crash Davis from
Speaker 1: Bull Durham.
Speaker 2: Crash Davis in Dottie Henson were my two picks that
Speaker 2: I was leaning towards before uh Leon.
Speaker 1: Carter first base. Bernie mack for mister three thousand mm
Speaker 1: hmmm nice. Maybe he's not the best player anymore, but
Speaker 1: he learns how to be a good teammate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely I had. I mean, obviously Jack Ellie again
Speaker 2: I mentioned mister baseball, just another name to mention, but
Speaker 2: also the other guy I was taking if if you
Speaker 2: because the clue Haywood was on my list, but if
Speaker 2: you took Luke Collins, I was actually probably gonna puth
Speaker 2: take Butch Hato, who is the Mets villain hitter in
Speaker 2: Rookie of the Year. You're not getting the fastball by that.
Speaker 1: Guy, big stinky cheese second base. All I had was Hooch.
Speaker 1: I had no one else, so no, but I was
Speaker 1: also I was prepared though that if I couldn't get Hooch,
Speaker 1: I had those two utility guys at the top that
Speaker 1: I was going to slide shortstop second base.
Speaker 2: That's why I thought you were gonna get like I
Speaker 2: thought two three. I thought that t Rex Pennebaker was
Speaker 2: going to go in that in that slot, and then
Speaker 2: it would be Pablo Sanchez that those were my two three,
Speaker 2: and then Roy Hobbs would go number one. I thought
Speaker 2: I would get Benny a Jet and like that threw
Speaker 2: me off. That's why I took Pete Wheeler as early
Speaker 2: as I did. That was a poor value pick on
Speaker 2: my part, but I still want him on my team.
Speaker 1: Wilmer Valderama from Summer Catch. He's a shortstop. Okay, he
Speaker 1: likes big ladies too.
Speaker 2: Yes he does, This is true.
Speaker 1: Squints from the Sandlot he also played shortstop if you
Speaker 1: needed someone else up the middle. Most of my outfielders
Speaker 1: were taken, but three were still on the board. We
Speaker 1: had Tony Danza from Angels in the outfield, HM, Pedro
Speaker 1: Serrano Major League. Now, if you're just tossing me fastballs,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take him. But if you're tossing any of
Speaker 1: that junk in there, I don't like his chances.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Yeah, one hundred percent, real quick. Going back
Speaker 2: to to infield in Sandlot. Yeah, yeah, was also a
Speaker 2: shortstop for them.
Speaker 1: He was a third baseman. Though he was a third baseman,
Speaker 1: he was third base, third base.
Speaker 2: I thought he was shortstop. Okay, my mistake.
Speaker 1: Pretty sure he's third base.
Speaker 2: But either way, going back to your outfield, obviously Kelly Leak,
Speaker 2: who we mentioned previously, and then again to go back
Speaker 2: to the natural, we got the whammer Walter Ramble. Now
Speaker 2: he's supposed to be a beast and again he's like
Speaker 2: a babe ruth. But also the knock against him and
Speaker 2: why I wasn't going to be on my final three
Speaker 2: was Roy Hobbs showed him up in that like impromptu
Speaker 2: like spot where they're like throwing, you know, when he's
Speaker 2: striking him out along along the train tracks.
Speaker 1: Edward Cullen played by uh Robert Pattinson in Twilight.
Speaker 2: That's wow, that's a really good call. I'm glad you
Speaker 2: didn't pick him, because I know you could. I mean,
Speaker 2: do you can give a shit about those movies? Right?
Speaker 1: I love them my favorite movies. That's my favorite books.
Speaker 1: I love those books. I want to read those books
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, now now we know stretching, although now
Speaker 2: you do use hoopla.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my kid takes out too many books for me
Speaker 1: to take any books out, but still.
Speaker 2: O because he doesn't have a library card. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we share the hoopla. I mean it doesn't cost much.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Pictures we have Sam may Day Malone from Cheers, Eddie Harris,
Speaker 1: Major League, and Kenny Powers.
Speaker 2: Nuklu Loosh, Billy Chappel, Henry Rowan Gardner, Kenny Powers. Oh uh,
Speaker 2: you know a guy who I Okay, so there's two guys. Well,
Speaker 2: you guys always make fun of me. How I bring
Speaker 2: up my own pitching coach was in Rookie of the Year. Obviously,
Speaker 2: there's a Dodger's picture trip whatever pictures got a big
Speaker 2: butt had to do it. And then the other one
Speaker 2: that I really wanted to mention was wit Bass, who
Speaker 2: was the starting one of the starting pictures and Angels
Speaker 2: in the Outfield. He's the guy who comes set and
Speaker 2: comes set again. You know what I'm talking about, the
Speaker 2: one who box Yeah, I mean it's basically a bock. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm blanking on the actor's name. We've seen many movies
Speaker 2: from shows, but I think about that line where the broadcasters,
Speaker 2: like any comes set and come sets again. I think
Speaker 2: about that. I've thought about that a lot in my life,
Speaker 2: like way too much. One of those random lines that
Speaker 2: makes no sense.
Speaker 1: All right, So those are all the players. Head over
Speaker 1: to social media right now or hop on the comments
Speaker 1: section of YouTube right here and tell us who you
Speaker 1: believe won this fictional baseball player fantasy draft.
Speaker 2: Let's get into.
Speaker 1: Max Sack and Mack Sack could be anything, It could
Speaker 1: be a boat. And this week coming out in July,
Speaker 1: we have two superhero movies. We have Superman, we have
Speaker 1: The Fantastic Four, And in the past couple of days
Speaker 1: we have been shown the popcorn buckets for both movies.
Speaker 1: So now it is a battle of the buckets. Which
Speaker 1: one do you want? In one corner we have for
Speaker 1: the Fantastic Four, there's a Herbie bucket where you can
Speaker 1: eat out of the robot, or a Galactus bucket you
Speaker 1: can eat out of Galactus's head. But for Superman, it
Speaker 1: is a popcorn glass with Superman on the outside of
Speaker 1: the glass blasting his heat vision into the popcorn maker
Speaker 1: and heating up the popcorn. What are you going with?
Speaker 2: The Superman one is a really really nice touch, but
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with number two. What I think Galactus
Speaker 2: having the Galactus head is freaking awesome. The Herb the
Speaker 2: Herbie one is like a way distant third. It's like
Speaker 2: it's almost like, why do you even bother doing that?
Speaker 1: Look, we are getting head buckets from all of these movies.
Speaker 1: I think that when a movie gives you something different,
Speaker 1: something a little unique, like Superman on the outside of
Speaker 1: a popcorn glass heating up the popcorn, you say thank
Speaker 1: you please.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it. I mean, I'm not saying I
Speaker 2: don't think it's a bad pick. I don't think it's
Speaker 2: I think they did a great job. I just think
Speaker 2: the Galactus one, it looks like it's well done. Now,
Speaker 2: I will say, we're seeing pictures of the Galactus one
Speaker 2: in person, I would trust more that the Superman one
Speaker 2: is going to look a little bit better because it's
Speaker 2: a little bit simpler. The Glactus things look like it's
Speaker 2: got a ton of details, so that could end up
Speaker 2: looking a little bit cheaper in person than what we've
Speaker 2: seen in pictures.
Speaker 1: In fairness, check to the comments section and let us
Speaker 1: know which popcorn bucket you want. Nick, you want to
Speaker 1: plug yourself.
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Speaker 1: Actually, I'm gonna be nice to you guys because Doc
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Speaker 2: Now, oh this is very true. But you know, speaking
Speaker 2: of Docy and the show, Doc has talked about Fantastic
Speaker 2: Four stuff that's kind of going to inspire these movies,
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