WEBVTT 1 00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:17.920 Welcome to Jeff Jeff Bizarre Adventure, the only anime podcast 2 00:00:18.039 --> 00:00:22.920 on the Internet. To my left, it's Lucy James Games. 3 00:00:23.199 --> 00:00:26.359 Hello, everyone, Good morning, good evening, good night, wherever you're 4 00:00:26.359 --> 00:00:28.600 listening from. 5 00:00:28.879 --> 00:00:32.079 To my right, coming at us with all the energy 6 00:00:32.280 --> 00:00:36.079 of a thousand exploding universes, it's Jeff Smith. 7 00:00:37.320 --> 00:00:41.640 Hello. That's right, Jeff Smith is the name that you've 8 00:00:41.679 --> 00:00:46.840 come to know, love and remember. Thank you for having 9 00:00:46.880 --> 00:00:49.880 me on the show. I'm a big fan and I 10 00:00:49.920 --> 00:00:52.600 can't wait to talk about Well, there's a lot to 11 00:00:52.640 --> 00:00:54.960 talk about. Perhaps I'll let you introduce everyone else on 12 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:55.759 the podcast. First. 13 00:00:55.759 --> 00:00:56.600 There John. 14 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:04.760 Higgins, Walsh, Oh Walsh, Sorry. 15 00:01:04.599 --> 00:01:07.200 Sitting directly across from me. He's a little sick. He's 16 00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:09.359 a little sad. It doesn't matter, because we're about to 17 00:01:09.359 --> 00:01:13.120 have the greatest podcast episode of all time. It's to 18 00:01:13.159 --> 00:01:13.719 more sane. 19 00:01:14.959 --> 00:01:26.719 Oh guys, fine, It is only fitting that this. 20 00:01:28.200 --> 00:01:33.400 These couple of episodes are the most Corcus heavy episodes 21 00:01:34.280 --> 00:01:35.040 in the history. 22 00:01:35.280 --> 00:01:39.120 The Corcus fandom is eating well with these episodes. 23 00:01:39.200 --> 00:01:41.599 Yes, but I have another thing I need to bring 24 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:46.239 to the group. I have been assaulted through the postal service. 25 00:01:46.799 --> 00:01:53.400 What what listen to this? Communicate that I received not 26 00:01:53.599 --> 00:01:58.799 four days ago. Okay, it is written in chicken scratch 27 00:01:59.359 --> 00:02:05.079 by someone undeserving of having their bullshit red on this 28 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:12.240 fine podcast. But nevertheless, we will trudge through the sludge. Hello, Jeff, 29 00:02:14.360 --> 00:02:20.560 stop impersonating me? Or I will kill you? Did you 30 00:02:20.599 --> 00:02:21.680 hear what I said? 31 00:02:22.520 --> 00:02:23.319 I kill you? 32 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:26.159 And it's signed Corcus? 33 00:02:27.639 --> 00:02:32.080 My god, let us. 34 00:02:32.080 --> 00:02:36.639 All equally, let us all equally shriek in horror, and 35 00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:43.719 then then the nerve of this faceless coward to send 36 00:02:43.759 --> 00:02:49.199 along a creepy little statuette of Carcus. 37 00:02:51.719 --> 00:02:59.840 That looks very small. It was unclear on the listing 38 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:00.879 it was that small. 39 00:03:01.840 --> 00:03:09.960 I'm sorry to know more about is that much bigger? 40 00:03:10.599 --> 00:03:12.400 His entire body can come off too? 41 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:18.159 My god, Wow, are you sure you just haven't broken it? 42 00:03:18.719 --> 00:03:20.719 No, it's just like a little lego piece if it's 43 00:03:20.800 --> 00:03:25.240 right in. Yeah, he's got a ship eating grin on 44 00:03:25.319 --> 00:03:26.000 his face there. 45 00:03:26.319 --> 00:03:27.400 Oh yeah, look at that. 46 00:03:28.080 --> 00:03:34.159 That's anyway, if you can play his Corcus in a 47 00:03:34.159 --> 00:03:36.680 Band of the Hawk the Berserk Musso game. 48 00:03:37.000 --> 00:03:39.800 I don't know, you must be able to? 49 00:03:41.080 --> 00:03:44.479 We should we should we find that out. Yeah, there's 50 00:03:44.719 --> 00:03:47.639 there's three games, Lucy, and one of them is way 51 00:03:47.719 --> 00:03:51.800 better than it has a right to be. And no, no, no, 52 00:03:53.240 --> 00:03:57.479 one's fine. The PlayStation to one has just a shocking 53 00:03:57.520 --> 00:03:59.960 amount of loaf put into it, and it's really fun. 54 00:04:01.319 --> 00:04:04.800 Like the Dreamcast one's interesting because it's a story written 55 00:04:04.800 --> 00:04:10.199 by Mura, but it does play like ass a little bit. 56 00:04:10.360 --> 00:04:11.919 I know people are going to push back against that 57 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:14.360 because it is kind of beloved, but come on, guys, 58 00:04:14.479 --> 00:04:17.000 it's a little bit ass and there's cool things about it. 59 00:04:17.480 --> 00:04:23.120 Why have we overlooked the fact that somebody has has 60 00:04:23.160 --> 00:04:30.439 gotten my mailing address? The return address says the band 61 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:31.160 of the Hawk. 62 00:04:32.759 --> 00:04:36.639 Does it say there's no way to look that up? Midland? 63 00:04:38.439 --> 00:04:44.480 It's it's it's Midland, California. 64 00:04:46.199 --> 00:04:48.759 Sometimes, Jeff, Jeff, you gave me your address a long 65 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:52.120 time ago, and for you know, private purposes that people 66 00:04:52.120 --> 00:04:52.680 don't need to know. 67 00:04:52.920 --> 00:04:54.160 That's our business. 68 00:04:54.199 --> 00:04:57.680 Yeah, yeah, totally. Sometimes when people ask me for my address, uh, 69 00:04:58.920 --> 00:05:01.000 I don't want to create anmfortable moments, so I give 70 00:05:01.000 --> 00:05:06.000 them yours. Yeah, did you started doing that or is 71 00:05:06.040 --> 00:05:07.959 that No, it's been a couple of years. It's been 72 00:05:07.959 --> 00:05:10.120 a couple of years, and I've given it out maybe 73 00:05:10.120 --> 00:05:12.199 twenty times, but like not in an unsafe way. 74 00:05:12.720 --> 00:05:16.000 I do email on email lists, so if you've noticed 75 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:16.879 an uptick. 76 00:05:16.600 --> 00:05:23.199 There, then that's on mek. 77 00:05:20.839 --> 00:05:22.959 Hmm, thank you guys. 78 00:05:23.279 --> 00:05:26.079 Yeah, of course what this band of the whole game 79 00:05:26.199 --> 00:05:28.759 is still sixty dollars. It's crazy. 80 00:05:29.560 --> 00:05:31.120 I'd say, at one point in time it went down 81 00:05:31.160 --> 00:05:33.040 to twenty and now is back up to sixty. 82 00:05:33.920 --> 00:05:36.040 Yeah, seemed like it. 83 00:05:38.319 --> 00:05:41.319 But yeah, I think, uh, maybe we drop a little 84 00:05:41.319 --> 00:05:43.399 content warning here at the start of the episode. 85 00:05:44.959 --> 00:05:51.839 Not playable. It's not playable. Storry got fifth cosca Judo's 86 00:05:53.399 --> 00:05:55.240 and some characters that we haven't made yet. 87 00:05:56.160 --> 00:05:57.920 Okay, well, understandable. 88 00:05:58.120 --> 00:06:00.399 Apologies thing A're very serious. 89 00:06:00.839 --> 00:06:05.959 That is okay, Tom. So yeah, Berserk is a heavy 90 00:06:06.000 --> 00:06:10.680 series and sometimes it delves into some heavy shit and 91 00:06:10.879 --> 00:06:14.160 we encounter some some pretty uncomfortable stuff this episode, namely, 92 00:06:15.040 --> 00:06:18.399 you know, kind of sexual salt, lack of consense stuff. 93 00:06:18.439 --> 00:06:19.920 So I just want to give people a warning here 94 00:06:20.040 --> 00:06:22.279 going forward, we're going to be discussing that a little 95 00:06:22.319 --> 00:06:24.839 bit in the second episode. So if you are sensitive 96 00:06:24.839 --> 00:06:27.959 to that stuff, just pursued with caution. Okay, stay well, guys, 97 00:06:28.040 --> 00:06:31.439 you got to take care of yourselves. But that is 98 00:06:31.480 --> 00:06:35.759 to say, completely unrelated to everything I just said, what 99 00:06:35.879 --> 00:06:39.279 a fantastic pair of episodes. Holy fucking shit, Am I right? 100 00:06:39.759 --> 00:06:40.040 Yep? 101 00:06:40.160 --> 00:06:44.199 Oh, I mean a lot, a lot going on, a 102 00:06:44.199 --> 00:06:46.120 lot happening, a. 103 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:50.720 Lot happening a real like a real sort of like 104 00:06:50.879 --> 00:06:54.079 looking under the hood, you know, because I feel like 105 00:06:54.279 --> 00:06:56.560 so much is Yeah, like a lot is just changing 106 00:06:56.639 --> 00:06:59.079 a short amount of episodical time. 107 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:01.160 Do you know what I mean? 108 00:07:02.399 --> 00:07:05.480 Might be this might be just first exposure to a 109 00:07:05.519 --> 00:07:11.720 classic anime trope or trope I guess, like formatting the 110 00:07:11.879 --> 00:07:16.480 time skip, which happens in a lot of anime. 111 00:07:17.160 --> 00:07:20.680 Are you talking about the swords that made the sunrise? 112 00:07:23.560 --> 00:07:26.639 This happens a lot in shown in anime. Like there's 113 00:07:26.720 --> 00:07:30.600 usually a period of time where, for some reason in 114 00:07:30.800 --> 00:07:32.920 anime and manga, they decide, all right, we're going to 115 00:07:32.959 --> 00:07:36.240 skip forward like five years now, and all the characters 116 00:07:36.279 --> 00:07:39.560 get to come back with brand new outfits, looking a 117 00:07:39.639 --> 00:07:43.839 little bit older, new style, refresh the merchandise line a 118 00:07:43.879 --> 00:07:48.839 little hotter. But in this case, it's just it doesn't 119 00:07:48.839 --> 00:07:52.160 have that same function, but you do get to experience 120 00:07:52.199 --> 00:07:54.560 a time skip, which can be jarry. 121 00:07:55.079 --> 00:07:57.519 But I think what's kind of interesting, Jeff is like 122 00:07:58.079 --> 00:07:59.959 one of the things I really love over Berserk is 123 00:08:00.040 --> 00:08:05.439 you can really divide it into like specific periods and not. 124 00:08:05.720 --> 00:08:08.199 It's not always like time. Sometimes it's just like who 125 00:08:08.279 --> 00:08:10.399 Guts is with, or like what's happening in the world 126 00:08:10.399 --> 00:08:13.720 at that moment, and you kind of like I remember 127 00:08:13.759 --> 00:08:16.680 watching this for the first time and getting to this 128 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:20.360 point and being like, no, I want Guts to stay 129 00:08:20.399 --> 00:08:23.600 with the Band of Hawk, because that's I like that, 130 00:08:23.800 --> 00:08:26.199 it's fun, and I like these characters, and I want 131 00:08:26.240 --> 00:08:28.800 this to keep going and it's kind of cool because 132 00:08:28.839 --> 00:08:32.519 like that's how they feel. But it's like it's over 133 00:08:32.679 --> 00:08:35.120 and it's like that time's kind of gone now and 134 00:08:35.440 --> 00:08:39.360 things are very different, and it it feels weird, you know. 135 00:08:41.080 --> 00:08:44.919 Yeah, it's it is a weird time in this sort 136 00:08:44.919 --> 00:08:48.720 of story, and you know, I don't know, like I 137 00:08:48.759 --> 00:08:53.279 guess I also didn't realize what like we obviously have 138 00:08:53.360 --> 00:08:57.000 a thing of like what's next, right like and I 139 00:08:57.159 --> 00:08:58.840 and I don't know if I was prepared for like 140 00:08:58.879 --> 00:09:03.559 this next chapter. And so much time is spent leading 141 00:09:03.639 --> 00:09:06.519 up to where the Band of the Hawk was at 142 00:09:06.559 --> 00:09:09.399 the beginning of these two episodes, and it seems like 143 00:09:09.600 --> 00:09:13.080 an incredible, you know, an incredible amount of development has 144 00:09:13.080 --> 00:09:16.600 transpired where it's like, oh, now it's something else that 145 00:09:16.639 --> 00:09:18.320 you didn't even think about. It's this is a whole 146 00:09:18.399 --> 00:09:22.240 other thing. Now it's cool, It's it's really really interesting. 147 00:09:22.279 --> 00:09:25.639 I again, like the last four episodes have kept me 148 00:09:25.720 --> 00:09:28.720 engaged in a way that I was not expecting. There's 149 00:09:28.759 --> 00:09:31.879 some real, real impressive drama here. 150 00:09:32.840 --> 00:09:37.320 Yeah, it's it's fantastic. But I guess before like we 151 00:09:37.399 --> 00:09:39.440 get into everything, we kind of got to start at 152 00:09:39.559 --> 00:09:45.919 the beginning here. And basically this is just after that 153 00:09:46.039 --> 00:09:49.120 Kaska has stopped Guts walking away and she brings him 154 00:09:49.120 --> 00:09:53.519 back to a bar, and we get more caucus than 155 00:09:53.559 --> 00:09:55.240 you could ever ever hope for. 156 00:09:55.519 --> 00:09:58.879 I think this is more caucus than we've seen so far. 157 00:09:59.799 --> 00:10:02.799 Just in one situation, my man at the. 158 00:10:02.720 --> 00:10:10.240 Bar, he's he's risen up a lady. Yes, it's it's 159 00:10:10.320 --> 00:10:11.159 just so much. 160 00:10:12.639 --> 00:10:19.320 I he almost It's just I was embarrassed for him. 161 00:10:19.639 --> 00:10:23.159 Let's just say that I didn't he had to shut up. 162 00:10:24.519 --> 00:10:26.200 You know, you know what you got to do, buddy. 163 00:10:27.399 --> 00:10:29.919 I'm honestly ashamed. I don't think. 164 00:10:31.279 --> 00:10:33.559 You received a note. He received a note, So. 165 00:10:33.960 --> 00:10:37.879 I received a note as well. My life has been threatened, so. 166 00:10:38.600 --> 00:10:41.559 I'll dedicate if you can't let them win, you can't 167 00:10:41.639 --> 00:10:44.000 let them win, you're right if you're right. If I 168 00:10:44.159 --> 00:10:53.759 do that, if they start kow telling to demands nail. 169 00:10:50.519 --> 00:10:52.120 For you know, it will be doing a series on 170 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:52.600 one piece. 171 00:10:53.399 --> 00:10:54.639 Oh. 172 00:10:54.759 --> 00:10:59.080 I guess what upsets me is is the nerve that 173 00:10:59.200 --> 00:11:06.480 he demonstrates. It's thinking that Gods is just some chump. 174 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:08.879 Where does he find that? 175 00:11:09.279 --> 00:11:10.799 Where does he get get off? 176 00:11:12.399 --> 00:11:15.519 So he comes in a little bit. But I guess 177 00:11:15.519 --> 00:11:18.240 one detail I really love is when Judo's kind of like, well, 178 00:11:19.039 --> 00:11:21.799 you know, Corcus used to be a leader too. Yeah, 179 00:11:22.000 --> 00:11:29.440 that's like fuck, okay, wow, that that is interesting. And 180 00:11:29.480 --> 00:11:33.200 it's like I can't imagine Corcus leading his own little 181 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:33.799 banded crew. 182 00:11:33.919 --> 00:11:36.919 Now I feel like he maybe wasn't popular. Oh, also, 183 00:11:36.919 --> 00:11:38.879 hang on, we kind of went past it. So I 184 00:11:38.879 --> 00:11:43.000 was watching this one with the English dub. It's for 185 00:11:43.039 --> 00:11:47.360 a little change, And there was a point where Judo 186 00:11:47.559 --> 00:11:52.440 sounds irish and then is never irish again, like the 187 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:55.480 bit where yeah, the bit in the when they're outside 188 00:11:55.559 --> 00:11:58.600 and you know, Caucus, Judo and Guts go to the 189 00:11:58.600 --> 00:12:02.759 bar and they leave Cascio behind. Judo says something and 190 00:12:02.799 --> 00:12:05.480 it's fully with an Irish accent, and then I feel 191 00:12:05.480 --> 00:12:07.679 like the actor. The actor is just like, well, I'm 192 00:12:07.720 --> 00:12:09.320 not doing that again. You know that was that was 193 00:12:09.320 --> 00:12:10.720 a little one That was a little one off. 194 00:12:10.799 --> 00:12:11.240 Okay. 195 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:13.399 And then because the whole time I was like. 196 00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:18.000 Huh interesting, Okay, I'm watching the scene now. 197 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:20.559 Yeah, it's what he says, like, come on. 198 00:12:20.519 --> 00:12:25.840 Or something, Guys, I've checked the footage and Lucy is 199 00:12:25.840 --> 00:12:30.240 one hundred percent right. Judo goes Irish for two lines 200 00:12:31.399 --> 00:12:34.960 randomly in episode nineteen for some reason, and then never 201 00:12:34.960 --> 00:12:39.200 does it again, never ever again. It was so slight. 202 00:12:39.519 --> 00:12:43.080 Well it's not slight, actually, I think my brain just 203 00:12:43.159 --> 00:12:46.279 didn't pick up on it because it's just those two 204 00:12:46.360 --> 00:12:48.320 lines and then it's gone. So he comes into the 205 00:12:48.360 --> 00:12:52.879 scene and he goes, oh, which I you know, I 206 00:12:53.519 --> 00:12:55.559 mean if I've lost count of how many times I've 207 00:12:55.600 --> 00:13:00.919 said away to you three right, I. 208 00:13:00.840 --> 00:13:01.879 Don't know if you've done it to me. 209 00:13:02.080 --> 00:13:05.440 Well, well I guess well, you know you. 210 00:13:05.159 --> 00:13:08.240 You hide your your your culture when you're around me. 211 00:13:10.039 --> 00:13:10.639 This is what I mean. 212 00:13:10.639 --> 00:13:13.720 Then he says the line, well, Jeff, that that's massively insulting. 213 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:20.840 But moving on, he says, to be fair, Corcus is 214 00:13:20.879 --> 00:13:27.320 being a piece of shit at this point, right, he's he's, 215 00:13:27.360 --> 00:13:29.279 he's just sort of like you over there. 216 00:13:29.320 --> 00:13:31.720 Just just to close the loop on the Irish Judo, 217 00:13:31.759 --> 00:13:36.039 because I'm really fascinated here. He says, please give us 218 00:13:36.039 --> 00:13:38.960 your company for just a moment, just so people know 219 00:13:39.080 --> 00:13:41.559 I was doing an accent there. That wasn't just me talking. 220 00:13:43.360 --> 00:13:44.639 It's pretty good. You're good at that. 221 00:13:45.080 --> 00:13:48.320 Yeah, your Irish actor is pretty solid, thank you. Yeah. 222 00:13:49.440 --> 00:13:52.279 I think if I did an actual Irish accent, most 223 00:13:52.279 --> 00:13:53.879 people wouldn't understand what I was saying. 224 00:13:54.279 --> 00:13:56.960 Well, it's sort of like the Lucy thing where Lucy 225 00:13:57.399 --> 00:14:01.279 this whole time is putting it on you know, she 226 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:05.120 went right, like when you speak in your normal dialect, 227 00:14:05.200 --> 00:14:10.840 it's indecipherable, right, it's just sort of some Yeah, It's 228 00:14:10.919 --> 00:14:15.279 just it's like, who is this person? Yeah, fake Judo's 229 00:14:15.279 --> 00:14:18.360 sort of doing a similar thing maybe, and uh, in 230 00:14:18.399 --> 00:14:21.919 a time of weakness and vulnerability it came out, which 231 00:14:21.919 --> 00:14:22.720 is understandable. 232 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:26.720 We've been hearing his podcast right his telephone. You've got it. 233 00:14:27.240 --> 00:14:29.879 You've got it exactly, Jeff. When I when I'm like 234 00:14:29.919 --> 00:14:32.559 doing my impression of you to Michelle, I really like 235 00:14:32.639 --> 00:14:34.799 lean into the kind of New Jersey aspect of it. 236 00:14:35.480 --> 00:14:38.679 When you do an impression of me to Michelle, Oh, yeah, 237 00:14:39.480 --> 00:14:44.679 what does it sound like? It's kind of like it's 238 00:14:44.759 --> 00:14:50.799 kind of like, hey, my name's Jeff. What's going on? Everybody? 239 00:14:51.720 --> 00:14:54.759 That is uncanny? Holy shi? It was that Jeff talking 240 00:14:55.879 --> 00:14:57.120 was like vent. 241 00:14:57.960 --> 00:15:00.360 To the listener. That was me talking, not Jeff. 242 00:15:00.720 --> 00:15:02.120 Did you see vent qui? 243 00:15:02.840 --> 00:15:05.399 Yeah, the ventrilo queen or what is the ventriloquism? 244 00:15:05.799 --> 00:15:13.080 Yeah, I don't know. Brilliant, brilliant, tam. Do you have 245 00:15:13.120 --> 00:15:14.879 anything you'd like me to say in Jeff's voice, like 246 00:15:14.960 --> 00:15:18.360 anything I wanted to hear from him? 247 00:15:18.720 --> 00:15:21.320 Can you say I love cats more than dogs. 248 00:15:22.480 --> 00:15:25.480 Hey, it's me Jeff Bakala, and I love cats more 249 00:15:25.519 --> 00:15:28.360 than dogs. 250 00:15:27.360 --> 00:15:30.960 That was like it was seamless. 251 00:15:31.360 --> 00:15:34.039 I really like the hand movements, like you're moving both 252 00:15:34.080 --> 00:15:35.639 hands up and down like you're juggling. 253 00:15:36.240 --> 00:15:38.080 Yeah, well you know the way Jeff kind of Okay, 254 00:15:38.360 --> 00:15:42.440 let's gesticulate. Imagine when Jeff talks, he kind of talks 255 00:15:42.480 --> 00:15:45.200 like he's a puppet and the people have strings attached 256 00:15:45.200 --> 00:15:47.799 to his wrists and they kind of yeah, yeah. 257 00:15:47.919 --> 00:15:49.960 A bit of a marionette complex I have. 258 00:15:51.120 --> 00:15:54.600 The muppet. 259 00:15:55.519 --> 00:15:59.919 Would you be, Jeff. There is a glass case for 260 00:16:00.120 --> 00:16:02.639 lot of figures that look like anime figures. 261 00:16:03.240 --> 00:16:04.799 No, only one of them's anime. 262 00:16:05.639 --> 00:16:07.120 Okay, what else is in there? 263 00:16:08.039 --> 00:16:11.600 I got a couple nineteen eighty nine Batman things. 264 00:16:11.960 --> 00:16:12.759 I don't care about that. 265 00:16:12.759 --> 00:16:17.639 I thought you were spikes eagle an Yeah, I said, 266 00:16:17.639 --> 00:16:23.799 only when the No, Yeah, okay, I'm here, Not there, idiot, 267 00:16:25.519 --> 00:16:26.799 Jesus Corcus. 268 00:16:27.360 --> 00:16:31.559 I'm sorry going for the throat there. I just I'm. 269 00:16:31.200 --> 00:16:34.879 Embarrassed to do him because he's such a womanizer. He's 270 00:16:34.960 --> 00:16:37.679 just like I only have thirst for women. Now that 271 00:16:37.759 --> 00:16:42.919 battle is over, it's just so bad and fuck you 272 00:16:43.080 --> 00:16:45.879 guts one trick pony, bitch. 273 00:16:48.639 --> 00:16:50.639 You just need not telling you not to do this, 274 00:16:50.720 --> 00:16:51.360 and you're still. 275 00:16:51.240 --> 00:16:54.639 A meat head with a sword on't you? All you 276 00:16:54.679 --> 00:17:03.320 do is kill well I can rise. Oh God, Corcus. 277 00:17:03.360 --> 00:17:07.400 Maybe maybe character that I nevernue I wanted but I 278 00:17:07.440 --> 00:17:08.000 need more of. 279 00:17:08.839 --> 00:17:12.200 Maybe Carcus is the bad guy all along. I don't know, Jeff, 280 00:17:12.200 --> 00:17:13.799 I think you need to do what me and Lucy do. 281 00:17:13.920 --> 00:17:18.119 I think like Jeff, Bacolar is kind of your your 282 00:17:18.160 --> 00:17:21.519 indoor persona, and Riz Corcus is the new you. 283 00:17:22.359 --> 00:17:27.680 Yeah, No, I can't I can't be Riz Cork. 284 00:17:27.880 --> 00:17:31.359 That's the only thing limiting you. Look, just okay, do 285 00:17:31.480 --> 00:17:33.160 me a favorite, Jeff joined to me one little favor. 286 00:17:33.759 --> 00:17:35.079 I'll do you a big favor. 287 00:17:35.279 --> 00:17:37.200 When you're at dinner with the fan tonight. 288 00:17:38.079 --> 00:17:39.920 Just just bust it out. Just go into it and 289 00:17:39.960 --> 00:17:41.839 see if see if, see how they gore and. 290 00:17:41.720 --> 00:17:42.440 Film it, film it. 291 00:17:45.680 --> 00:17:49.400 They will not care. They will be like dad's doing 292 00:17:49.480 --> 00:17:54.240 dumb ship again. Let's keep watching gravity falls. That's what 293 00:17:54.279 --> 00:17:56.559 the That's what they'll say. 294 00:17:57.640 --> 00:18:00.440 So Corcus here is like he's pissed at goods, but 295 00:18:00.640 --> 00:18:04.480 he's pisted goods for like a very specific reason in 296 00:18:04.599 --> 00:18:07.960 that he's like, hey, this is good enough for me. 297 00:18:08.640 --> 00:18:11.279 I have risen higher than I ever should be able to. 298 00:18:11.880 --> 00:18:16.000 And you're harsh. We heard it, we all heard it. 299 00:18:16.759 --> 00:18:18.519 Immediately regretted the choice. 300 00:18:19.000 --> 00:18:21.960 They're gonna They're gonna descend on this like vultures on 301 00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:29.000 a carcass and I had left myself open. I can't 302 00:18:29.000 --> 00:18:30.559 deny how good that wordplay was. 303 00:18:31.000 --> 00:18:31.680 It's pretty good. 304 00:18:33.039 --> 00:18:35.480 And it's nine o'clock in the morning. You know, imagine 305 00:18:35.960 --> 00:18:39.599 what is going to come out of me? Ten am. 306 00:18:40.160 --> 00:18:42.039 I can't even well, I've just had a coffee, so 307 00:18:42.039 --> 00:18:42.799 I think you can. 308 00:18:47.400 --> 00:18:49.960 And Guts is kind of like, hey, listen, I just 309 00:18:50.000 --> 00:18:52.240 want to find my own fucking dream. I don't want 310 00:18:52.240 --> 00:18:54.920 to be part of someone else's. We then get an 311 00:18:55.000 --> 00:19:00.480 extremely beautiful painted illustration of Griffith. I think the person 312 00:19:00.559 --> 00:19:03.119 who does these is the same person does the background art. 313 00:19:03.799 --> 00:19:06.839 God damn. Yeah, probably like a master of their craft, 314 00:19:07.079 --> 00:19:10.079 like Jesus. Yeah. Oh. 315 00:19:10.160 --> 00:19:11.640 So the thing is is that I was watching. 316 00:19:11.680 --> 00:19:13.640 Another thing that God says at this point is like 317 00:19:13.680 --> 00:19:16.480 he wants to see He wants to be by Griffith's side, 318 00:19:16.519 --> 00:19:18.519 he wants to be as equal. I was watching The 319 00:19:18.559 --> 00:19:22.720 Queer Ultimatum. Recently one of the couples broke up because 320 00:19:23.400 --> 00:19:25.559 one of them was like, she makes all the money, 321 00:19:25.599 --> 00:19:28.599 she bought the house, and I want to be her equal, 322 00:19:28.720 --> 00:19:30.519 so I'm gonna not marry her. 323 00:19:32.319 --> 00:19:34.119 Oh was that the most recent? 324 00:19:34.279 --> 00:19:34.519 Yeah? 325 00:19:35.359 --> 00:19:37.000 Yeah, yeah, me and Michelle watched that. 326 00:19:37.200 --> 00:19:40.599 Yeah, she was That couple was strange. 327 00:19:41.680 --> 00:19:45.319 There's one or two couples on that that. I was like, oh, 328 00:19:45.440 --> 00:19:48.519 something about these two makes me like scared they shouldn't. 329 00:19:48.559 --> 00:19:50.519 We were watching, we were watching Jen and I and 330 00:19:50.519 --> 00:19:53.039 we were just yelling break up at every single couple. 331 00:19:53.119 --> 00:19:55.000 And then like they all got married. 332 00:19:56.960 --> 00:20:00.359 Like people don't know what to do with their lives whatever. 333 00:20:00.440 --> 00:20:03.119 For the most part, people are stupid. We all know this, right, Come. 334 00:20:03.039 --> 00:20:05.319 On, you've never tried to solve a romantic problem like 335 00:20:05.400 --> 00:20:06.880 going on a reality TV show. 336 00:20:06.680 --> 00:20:09.640 Chef, a reality TV show where you break up and 337 00:20:09.680 --> 00:20:13.400 then you have a live in marriage with another person 338 00:20:13.440 --> 00:20:17.759 for three weeks. Many many times they'll sleep together and 339 00:20:17.799 --> 00:20:20.240 then they get back together with their original. 340 00:20:19.839 --> 00:20:21.559 Partners and see if they want to get married. 341 00:20:23.200 --> 00:20:26.799 But this is my point. My point is if you 342 00:20:27.000 --> 00:20:33.079 have the ability to air out your life and turn 343 00:20:33.119 --> 00:20:36.400 it into a farce like that, I just can't take 344 00:20:36.440 --> 00:20:39.000 you seriously and I don't care what happens to you. 345 00:20:39.119 --> 00:20:41.680 Damn whoa wow, do you know what I mean? 346 00:20:41.720 --> 00:20:46.799 Like you've decided to, you know, lease out your personal 347 00:20:46.839 --> 00:20:50.880 life as content in that in the farcical manner in 348 00:20:50.880 --> 00:20:52.559 which those shows portrayed. 349 00:20:52.839 --> 00:20:56.000 They don't call them shows, Jeff, they call them experiments. 350 00:20:56.759 --> 00:20:59.440 Yeah. Yeah, a lot of science, a lot of science 351 00:20:59.480 --> 00:20:59.960 happening there. 352 00:21:00.319 --> 00:21:04.279 Like he is you. You have wheeled your life into 353 00:21:04.519 --> 00:21:05.599 clown territory. 354 00:21:06.000 --> 00:21:10.200 Yeah, okay, he's just the clown. You're caucus, Yeah, you 355 00:21:10.240 --> 00:21:16.759 are caucus. You're me exactly. I'm a jest. Everyone knows it. 356 00:21:18.160 --> 00:21:18.880 Character lot. 357 00:21:19.640 --> 00:21:27.599 Also, Jelly just jumped up on my knee, so. 358 00:21:27.640 --> 00:21:29.880 I swear to god. There's another Judo line here, and 359 00:21:29.920 --> 00:21:33.279 it starts irish and he gives up about three words 360 00:21:33.279 --> 00:21:43.079 in heb for me I've always liked. But yeah, but 361 00:21:43.359 --> 00:21:45.559 sweet little moment with your Judo and Goods. I like 362 00:21:45.599 --> 00:21:46.319 those guys a lot. 363 00:21:46.440 --> 00:21:49.039 Yeah, And then all of a sudden, Corcus, of course, 364 00:21:49.119 --> 00:21:51.319 is just like, Hey, I'm tired, I'm going to bed later, 365 00:21:51.400 --> 00:21:53.960 I'm ditching this place yourself. 366 00:21:54.160 --> 00:21:56.559 But everything about his body language implies. 367 00:21:56.680 --> 00:21:58.200 You know, what we didn't comment on is the like 368 00:21:58.240 --> 00:22:01.960 the very nice pat that Judo gives Casco when she's 369 00:22:02.039 --> 00:22:05.839 upset and he walks past her and he like really reassuring. 370 00:22:06.240 --> 00:22:08.640 Yeah, you're right, I noticed that too. They spent some 371 00:22:08.720 --> 00:22:10.519 animation there, Yeah, spent. 372 00:22:11.240 --> 00:22:14.240 There's also a moment which is really nice where Caucus 373 00:22:14.319 --> 00:22:16.200 is walking away. Not really nice, but it's like a 374 00:22:16.200 --> 00:22:19.359 good bit of characterization where Caucus is walking outside in 375 00:22:19.440 --> 00:22:22.759 the snow and there's a beggar there, and the beggar 376 00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:26.400 like puts this plate towards him as if cap and 377 00:22:26.519 --> 00:22:30.000 Caucus waves his hand away, and it's like, oh he 378 00:22:30.279 --> 00:22:34.359 was just the transition from like someone with no money, 379 00:22:34.960 --> 00:22:39.240 fighting Foster vival every day to nobility has been instant 380 00:22:39.240 --> 00:22:42.559 for this guy. Like he he reveals how she he is. 381 00:22:43.759 --> 00:22:47.400 I feel like on some level, like Corcus has always waited, 382 00:22:47.559 --> 00:22:49.200 been waiting to become this person. 383 00:22:49.559 --> 00:22:49.759 Yeah. 384 00:22:50.240 --> 00:22:52.599 Do you think any other podcast has talked about Carcus 385 00:22:52.599 --> 00:22:53.839 as much as US? No? 386 00:22:54.079 --> 00:22:58.000 I think you gotta imagine Fucus Weekly. I mean I 387 00:22:58.119 --> 00:23:01.480 really enjoyed that podcast. Yeah, it's called The Daily Caucus. 388 00:23:01.480 --> 00:23:04.920 I know my my inner monologue is now in his accent. 389 00:23:05.119 --> 00:23:08.079 If that tells you anything, maybe what a cool thing 390 00:23:08.119 --> 00:23:08.519 that is. 391 00:23:09.119 --> 00:23:10.640 Have you ever done have you ever done the Caucus 392 00:23:10.720 --> 00:23:12.079 voice to your wife or child? 393 00:23:13.359 --> 00:23:13.640 Yeah? 394 00:23:13.960 --> 00:23:17.519 They you know, they're they're not impressed. They you know, 395 00:23:17.640 --> 00:23:22.359 they're they're just like, oh, Jeff's dad are doing dumbass 396 00:23:22.440 --> 00:23:25.200 voice again another day in this hell hole. 397 00:23:25.440 --> 00:23:28.279 You know, But now you have the figure to be like, look, look. 398 00:23:29.759 --> 00:23:34.279 It's coming out of the stupidly I left that note 399 00:23:34.319 --> 00:23:40.880 on the kitchen counter. Oh but but with the Corcus 400 00:23:40.920 --> 00:23:43.319 statue on top of it to sort of like lighten 401 00:23:43.400 --> 00:23:43.759