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Speaker 1: going to the movies, I think about one thing, and
Speaker 1: that is the movie. I don't think about anything else. Occasionally,
Speaker 1: I'll take into consideration if it's a plate like the
Speaker 1: comforts of the place, so I know they have those
Speaker 1: four D chairs at some of the movie theaters. If
Speaker 1: you don't know what those are, you pay a lot
Speaker 1: more and the chair will vibrate at certain times, blow
Speaker 1: in your face. Yes, it's got all these extra things,
Speaker 1: you feel, but I usually don't take advantage of that.
Speaker 1: But apparently AMC has announced new menu items. And I've
Speaker 1: never taken into account the menu items of a movie
Speaker 1: theater on whether I'm going there. Besides popcorn and hot dogs,
Speaker 1: I can't think of something special a movie theater does. No. No,
Speaker 1: but it seems like it's becoming more and more common
Speaker 1: that you can get an actual dinner. You don't have
Speaker 1: to stick with popcorn nachos, right, Waners whatever. Well, they
Speaker 1: said they have a new menu with Dillish pretzels. Dilish
Speaker 1: Dilish pretzels. Have you ever heard of this? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a brand because it's not capitalized.
Speaker 1: Is it dilish or like short for delices? I mean
Speaker 1: dlish is spelled d E and this is d Yeah.
Speaker 1: That tells me a deal flavored pretzel. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I I don't know if I'm on
Speaker 1: board for that. I do love a good fresh baked pretzel. Uh, huh.
Speaker 1: Or even those frozen ones you reheat. I do love those.
Speaker 1: They are good. When we went to New York Man,
Speaker 1: they were they were massive. Go to a pub or
Speaker 1: a brewery and they had massive ones. They were so good.
Speaker 1: But I don't know about dyl. I occasionally like a
Speaker 1: cinnamon sugar like quick trip cinnamon sugar One's pretty good. Yeah, dil. Yeah,
Speaker 1: pickle flavor is something that you can you can just
Speaker 1: take in small, but at least for me anyway, small doses.
Speaker 1: I can't do a whole lot of ones. No, you're
Speaker 1: I like deal pickles. I don't love deal pickle flavoring,
Speaker 1: like I don't love Deal pickle chips. There's Dial pickle beer.
Speaker 1: I just don't love any of that. Yeah, too much
Speaker 1: of it is just to overkill.
Speaker 3: See. I can do like a sip of a Dill
Speaker 3: pickle beer. I can do maybe three Dill pickled potato chips,
Speaker 3: just the taste and I'm good. I don't need anything
Speaker 3: anything more than that.
Speaker 1: There was a guy we talked about him, the guy
Speaker 1: that orders food off Facebook and then tries it on camera. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he ordered this place. They do crunch raps, but they
Speaker 1: do crunch raps of different styles. So everybody doesn't know
Speaker 1: what a crunch rap is. It's basically a burrito, but
Speaker 1: it's a flat burrito and everything's layered and you can
Speaker 1: see it. And he did like they did a Italian
Speaker 1: sub crunch rap. Okay, looked delicious. They did a Cuban
Speaker 1: one and the layer of pickles in it. You were like, yes,
Speaker 1: and if you've ever had a Cuban. The pretzels changed
Speaker 1: the game on that sandwich. But I like pickles in
Speaker 1: those scenarios. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Yeah, again, small
Speaker 1: doses of pickle. Well, they've also announced a Hot Honey pizza. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fine. I might be interested in that Honey I like,
Speaker 1: I like, I like the chicken. Yeah, that doesn't do
Speaker 1: anything for me. Hot Honey sausage pizza with juicy pits
Speaker 1: of sausage, deal pickle, pretzels and popcorn chicken street corn poppers.
Speaker 1: So street corn poppers, if you know what street corn is.
Speaker 1: That is where they dunk it and it's got all
Speaker 1: the cohita cheese and stuff like that on it. I'm guessing, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing. And then it's made into a little deep
Speaker 1: fried thing. I'm for that. I think if I had
Speaker 1: to pick a food thing on whether I was going
Speaker 1: to a movie theater, it would be do they serve beer? Right?
Speaker 1: And even then I'm like, oh right, because you pay
Speaker 1: fifteen dollars for a small popcorn, ain't gonna pay forty
Speaker 1: five for a cocktail or a beer. On May first,
Speaker 1: they began selling outhouse shaped popcorn buckets ew to celebrate
Speaker 1: the twenty fifth anniversary of Shrek. I don't know if
Speaker 1: want to eat my punk corn out of an outhouse.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to spend thirty five dollars.
Speaker 1: On a popcorn buck I don't think you're the target.
Speaker 1: No kids would, Yeah, but I don't know if kids
Speaker 1: that my kids love Shrek, they do not like Shrek one.
Speaker 1: That's not their favorite one. All the first Shrek Yeah okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: movies got to be almost thirty years old. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: So for them they're just like, it's fine. They like
Speaker 1: the more recent ones, not that they feel any more
Speaker 1: modern than Yeah, the first one. Shrek the Original came
Speaker 1: out in two thousand and one. Wow, wow, wow exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Shrek two is in two thousand and four, Shrek the
Speaker 1: Third in two thousand and seven and then Shrek Forever
Speaker 1: after twenty ten, Shrek five twenty that's the new one
Speaker 1: coming out next year. Yeah, so fifteen year gap between
Speaker 1: the last one and this one. Yeah, milking it man,
Speaker 1: he's when he does Shrek and he's going, Hi, I'm
Speaker 1: somebody steed geriatric. Right. He yells at donkey and donkeys like, hay.
Speaker 1: What I said was him and Lord Farquhar. They're now friends, right,
Speaker 1: and they've been. You know, you get older, you don't
Speaker 1: care about that stuff. He was sitting in the old
Speaker 1: folks home playing Checkers. Him and the and the princess
Speaker 1: are divorced, trying to figure out weekds because you know,
Speaker 1: life's now married a younger, right, a younger Fiona, younger
Speaker 1: Shrek hey man or he's got a corvette I don't know, right,
Speaker 1: definitely a motorcycle and a goatee. Right, where's a leather cut.
Speaker 1: We moved out of the swamp into a one bedroom apartment.
Speaker 1: Gets to see the kids every other weekend. He would
Speaker 1: just complains that he's it's the free legates go have
Speaker 1: fun while he takes care of the kids. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a movie I'm interested in. It's a real Shrick oh,
Speaker 1: and if they play the same bit, you're like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a feeling they are. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I stopped watching Shrek after the first one. I have
Speaker 1: not seen any of the other ones at all, whatsoever.
Speaker 1: Maybe the second one, I can't remember. They're all pretty solid.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure they are. I don't have a
Speaker 1: hatred at all. Uh, I don't. It's even hard to
Speaker 1: find a list of the best movie theater food because
Speaker 1: it always goes to guess what popcorn? Yeah, oh no,
Speaker 1: oh no, no no, or they really even not there.
Speaker 1: They're just chips and cheese with some hallowpens. Yeah that's true,
Speaker 1: right that I've just not I've never been a fan
Speaker 1: of the squeeze cheese like that, right. And maybe it's
Speaker 1: because I worked at a convenience store and I was
Speaker 1: responsible for making sure there was a fresh bag every
Speaker 1: morning of cheese. And it sits on a warmer yeah
Speaker 1: hard pass, and they stacked it next to the everything else.
Speaker 1: You know, the cases of oil. Yeah, you know how
Speaker 1: the sausage is made. Yeah, that's why I don't eat
Speaker 1: drink cappuccinos from the convenience store, because you know how
Speaker 1: they made. If you've ever seen how those are made,
Speaker 1: the powder and then the water and then if it's
Speaker 1: never cleaned, it just crystallizes and makes a stalag tite. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh good, it's you know, it's now
Speaker 1: a cappuccino luge, exactly exactly. I don't know what would
Speaker 1: be a good movie theater food that would persuade me,
Speaker 1: like I don't want to go because they know there's
Speaker 1: some place they do, like a dinner theater. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: what is it called the Is it called the Austin
Speaker 1: Movie House or something like that. I've never been somebody
Speaker 1: who like, let's go eat a steak and watch a
Speaker 1: movie at a movie thing, right r movies. When it
Speaker 1: comes to food, it has to be finger friendly, giggy.
Speaker 1: It has to be easy to eat in a chair. Like,
Speaker 1: like you said, a steak isn't on the radar a hamburger.
Speaker 1: I don't think that might be good, But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just I feel like I ain't got enough room
Speaker 1: as it is, there's table for me to put my
Speaker 1: stuff on, you.
Speaker 3: Know, like chicken tenders. Yeah, would be more of.
Speaker 1: A finger food, yeah, right right.
Speaker 3: So the Warren Theater and broken Arrow has amazing cheese curds.
Speaker 3: They are really really good. I mean, you're gonna pay
Speaker 3: more high prices, you know, because it is what it is.
Speaker 3: You expect it though, you know you already know what
Speaker 3: you're you're going, and you're you're gonna pay higher prices.
Speaker 3: You just know you are. But they are really good.
Speaker 3: They have good onion rings. We went to a birthday
Speaker 3: party there in their upper level. They have a big
Speaker 3: bar up there, and they had some really good food items.
Speaker 3: There's some things that I wouldn't go for because of
Speaker 3: price or whatever, but they're cheese curds.
Speaker 1: They were amazing. Here here's some movie theater foods that
Speaker 1: you wouldn't expect. Homemade jerky. You wouldn't expect that. Paley
Speaker 1: Herman got popped for that.
Speaker 3: And yeah, right now, maybe now, maybe if there was
Speaker 3: a certain movie I would maybe you could would expect
Speaker 3: to see that type of deliverance.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, yes, yeah, I don't know. I could just
Speaker 1: sneak in jerky. Uh. Apparently AMC does chocolate hazel nut
Speaker 1: filled turos.
Speaker 3: That sounds good.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's easy to eat, right, use your hand. You
Speaker 1: ain't got it. Not a lot of work that goes
Speaker 1: into it. Isn't that mate? Uh? Cinnamon sugar everywhere, but
Speaker 1: still mac and cheese bites. Okay again, something small, easy
Speaker 1: to eat churo popcorn. Oh, it's called the Alamo Draft House,
Speaker 1: not the Austin Draft. So churro popcorn and it's uh,
Speaker 1: basically it's popcorn with like little churros in it, like
Speaker 1: very small sized churroschopped up and put in with the popcorn. Okay,
Speaker 1: truffled parmesan popcorn, sure, I mean a lot of those
Speaker 1: popcorns are okay flavored?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Loaded fries. I love loaded fries. They are messy though. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's good theater food, and I don't
Speaker 1: like it. I like the perimeter. I can't do the
Speaker 1: gooey innerds tandory chicken skewers okay, skewer chicken on a stick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that ain't bad. That seems easy enough to eat. How
Speaker 1: hot pepper calamari frita. So it's calamari with uh sliced
Speaker 1: jalapenos in it, okay, mixed in so yeah? Yeah. Flight
Speaker 1: of fries a flight of fries. Yeah, so they're's different
Speaker 1: types of fries. Parmesan truffle, sweet potato, green bean. So
Speaker 1: you get all three different types of fries. Okay, sign
Speaker 1: me up. This isn't gonna land for everybody, but I
Speaker 1: do love a good hummus and movie theater does a
Speaker 1: hummus tray. Weird, but okay, I mean it's a dip. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just a dip. Take it. I don't need the
Speaker 1: celery and carrots. Get that garbage out of here. Just
Speaker 1: give me the pew of bread or even just some
Speaker 1: corn chips. U tell a Beignetes, Yes, tuna pokey bowl.
Speaker 1: I don't want a poke bowl at the movie theater.
Speaker 1: And here's a hot take. Pokey bowls are fine. They're
Speaker 1: not all there crays like you feel healthy, I guess
Speaker 1: when you're eating them. But it's just so much raw
Speaker 1: fish in a bowl. You're like, this feels awkward. But
Speaker 1: none of those really land. Maybe the Beignets who goes
Speaker 1: to the theater and eat health food. I mean some people,
Speaker 1: they have to. That's their life. Man. Not everybody's letting
Speaker 1: it go. Man, they should. You're already letting it go
Speaker 1: with your wallet at the theater. Might as well just
Speaker 1: let the rest of it go. Come on, in for
Speaker 1: a penny, in for a pound. Why don't we just
Speaker 1: have a smoked salmon and you bring it out and
Speaker 1: just lay it out in front of me and my
Speaker 1: friends and we just kind of pick at it during
Speaker 1: the movie, all right. Or a roasted pig, that would
Speaker 1: be fantastic. They come out, two people, a pig on
Speaker 1: a skewer. There you go. So so my personality is
Speaker 1: so messed up. We went on that Disney cruise and
Speaker 1: there's a lot of dinner theaters, like things happening while
Speaker 1: you're eating, right, And I don't do well with that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would never be able to go to a movie
Speaker 1: and they bring me a meal and I have to
Speaker 1: sit and like clang my nut playing you know, my
Speaker 1: knife on the plate, cut my stack cause I feel
Speaker 1: bad for the performers. I'm eating my food and they're
Speaker 1: dancing and singing, you know, let it go right? Like
Speaker 1: am I supposed to watch them rights the place? Oh? God? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just can't keep my brain straight. And I don't
Speaker 1: know if I want homemade jerky out of movie theater.
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's just something about homemade jerky. I
Speaker 1: barely trust my friend who makes it right, right, well,
Speaker 1: I'm sure they've done the research and they know they
Speaker 1: know what they're doing. I don't know what the parameters
Speaker 1: are in terms of health regulations for homemade jerky well
Speaker 1: meet and dehydration. Yeah, I understand how jerky's made. I
Speaker 1: don't know if there's a special set of parameters. And
Speaker 1: I don't know if you and your back kitchen at
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot of people that go through
Speaker 1: chef's school or become a chef and they're like, well,
Speaker 1: I started out at the movie theater, right, and I
Speaker 1: brought you know, I came up with the idea of
Speaker 1: doing jerky, and then I moved on to making truffle
Speaker 1: fry flights. Right. Why'd you leave? Well, I mean it's
Speaker 1: a movie theater, right, all right, we got to take
Speaker 1: a break. We got tickets to The Black Crows that
Speaker 1: we're going to give away. We'll be back. The Big
Speaker 1: Med Morning Show returns. Do this thing called news Quikies,
Speaker 1: but on Fridays we do just the really bizarre headlines.
Speaker 1: It's time for news quakies. World news, local news and
Speaker 1: news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn,
Speaker 1: Gimbe and Lindsay with What's going on newsquakies from the
Speaker 1: Big Mad Morning showing ninety seven five.
Speaker 3: Woman with forty four dogs accused of abandoning kids at hospital.
Speaker 1: Well, you ain't got time for the kids if you're
Speaker 1: taking care of forty four goddamn.
Speaker 3: Dogs, right, I got my priorities.
Speaker 1: I wonder if they're forty four of one kind or
Speaker 1: just all different kids sources? Oh, how many kids does
Speaker 1: she have? That's the question, right? Was it just one
Speaker 1: or two? Or does she have forty four of them?
Speaker 1: And when you have forty four, let's just say she
Speaker 1: has one kid and you have forty five things you're
Speaker 1: trying to keep track of, and you forget one. Let's
Speaker 1: give her a break, right, right. Woman arrested after stealing
Speaker 1: wine and hiding it in an unspecified body cavity. Write
Speaker 1: it down. That counts. Well, it's unspecified. We're speculating. There's
Speaker 1: really only two cavities you can shut a bottle of wine. Gorbin. Oh,
Speaker 1: I clearly you've never seen a side show.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't an attack, was it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: But no, But we have we have two categories we're
Speaker 1: keeping track of. We have food attacks, uh huh, and
Speaker 1: then we have things hidden in butts. Oh yes, and
Speaker 1: we don't know if this is a butt. Can we
Speaker 1: just assume it's a butt? Nope, Nope, nope, we gotta stay.
Speaker 1: Oh come on. Christian missionary hailed as holiest man alive
Speaker 1: pleads guilty to abusing boys. Uh okay, hotly all right?
Speaker 3: Crocodile that ain't South African man also has six pairs
Speaker 3: of sandals in his system.
Speaker 1: That wasn't the only man in the crocodile eight So
Speaker 1: you can didjust people but not sandals, got it? What
Speaker 1: brand ye right talk about? Oh Jesus Christ doddlerpolls loaded
Speaker 1: gun out of diaper bag, daring traffic. Stop what I
Speaker 1: just hit there? They're not gonna look in the diaper bag. God,
Speaker 1: that's me. Uh. Colorful sea piggies are mysteriously washing up
Speaker 1: on beaches. Uh, I wonder what a sea piggy is.
Speaker 1: It's a movie. Lindsay's going to promote at nice She's
Speaker 1: a nice lady.
Speaker 3: A man who killed grandfather with one punch after a
Speaker 3: woman rejected his creepy advances is found guilty.
Speaker 1: Does he? Bruce Lee? I mean, you can hit somebody
Speaker 1: unknowingly and then not be aware of a medical situation
Speaker 1: they have true and cause them to die. They say grandfather,
Speaker 1: you instantly assume he's eighty six, but I mean, hell,
Speaker 1: I am my grandfather, right he's and you're only eighty five,
Speaker 1: and you just assume that, like they're very frail, right
Speaker 1: and can't and can't do anything right? Right? Right? He
Speaker 1: was sixty six? Okay, still, I mean he could have
Speaker 1: knocked him down, bombed his head. Boom. Now you're dead,
Speaker 1: killed with one punch. French police are warning drivers to
Speaker 1: look out for drunk deer. The video is hilarious At first,
Speaker 1: You're like, how do they know it was drunk? And
Speaker 1: you really don't except the deer's just running around really chaotic.
Speaker 1: Did they spot him in a drive through at Taco
Speaker 1: Bell at two in the morning. Well he was abusing
Speaker 1: his dough, right, I told you, clear up? Are you
Speaker 1: my bat jim suit? Over groaning and struggling weightlifters? Huh?
Speaker 1: I mean didn't that what you do? You struggling when
Speaker 1: you're lifting heavy things? I mean you go to the
Speaker 1: gym to struggle, Yeah, you do, absolutely, yeah? And groaning
Speaker 1: I hear groaning. It's like, yeah, there are some people
Speaker 1: that over embellish that yes, and they think the noise
Speaker 1: makes them lift more. Okay, right, sure, and yeah it's Fihetus.
Speaker 3: High school student with history of anger issues charged with
Speaker 3: murder of homeless woman in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: We've got a lot of murder going on. Girl, watch
Speaker 1: out for her. Notice she ain't saying nothing, right, she's
Speaker 1: not defending it. Cargo theft ring busted after adult toy
Speaker 1: manufacturer bought their own stolen products from thieves to get
Speaker 1: the address. Smart. Yeah right, let's just let's just play
Speaker 1: the game and see whether. Yeah. I think that's smart.
Speaker 1: Got to take it into your own hands. City is
Speaker 1: reminding residents to not fire cannons. I don't know anybody
Speaker 1: who has a cannon, but if there's somebody out there
Speaker 1: that does, kind of fire it. One of my favorite
Speaker 1: slangs hand cannon. Right, that's a big old gun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're right. If we know anybody that has a cannon,
Speaker 1: please let us know. We would love to come in
Speaker 1: and attack the ship.
Speaker 3: Absolutely truck gets stuck in the very same hole it
Speaker 3: was dispatched to fix.
Speaker 1: Clearly a problem, lawsuit says Oregon. Team died after doctors
Speaker 1: stitched up wound with twigs pine needles, and moss inside. Okay,
Speaker 1: but hear me out. That is what you do. If
Speaker 1: there's nothing, you'd have nothing else that you're ready. You
Speaker 1: use twigs, pine needles and moss. Yeah you can if
Speaker 1: you're in the woods. Maybe they were. It doesn't say
Speaker 1: that happened in a medical facility.
Speaker 3: That a boy Scout leader.
Speaker 1: They do things differently in Oregon. Zoom GameStop CEO says
Speaker 1: eBay shut his account after buy out funding stunt. He
Speaker 1: has put up personal items, including a pair of socks,
Speaker 1: to fund his fifty six billion dollars bid for the platform.
Speaker 1: I listen, I am no economist and I've never ran
Speaker 1: a company. I don't think socks are going to get
Speaker 1: you there. Unless there's a lot of socks. You don't know.
Speaker 3: Corb Cork, Ireland wants to erect a statue of the
Speaker 3: mosquito that gave Oliver Cromwell malaria.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean I love it. Well, you know how
Speaker 1: small it would be? Yeah, right, it's there. I know
Speaker 1: it's OI. Got a line with the red velvet rope,
Speaker 1: the handout magnifying glasses. Go see the statue. Woman warns
Speaker 1: against using cotton swabs in your ears after going depth
Speaker 1: for six years. It says don't put them in your ear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: cotton swaps say don't put them in your ear, and
Speaker 1: yet what do we do? Shove them in our ears?
Speaker 1: Might be the biggest scam ever so far as from
Speaker 1: the cotton swab it's market. It is for ears. Everybody
Speaker 1: uses it for that, maybe cleaning, you know, a small
Speaker 1: track on the in your you know, door threshold. But
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I wonder like, did they start
Speaker 1: out that way and then something happened like this incident here,
Speaker 1: and then they're like, you know, it's kind of often wondered,
Speaker 1: like how many small children had to die in a
Speaker 1: five gallon bucket before they put the label on there? Right? Right?
Speaker 1: So is it the same sort of thing? How many
Speaker 1: people you know damage their ear drums before they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: we should just tell them not to use it. But
Speaker 1: there's still other good uses for cotton swaps.
Speaker 3: Well, they're read for the outside of the ear.
Speaker 1: Like, not for the ear drum. The good stuff nobody wants.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to do. The hits their ear. Nobody wants
Speaker 1: to hear it hit their ear drum. Nobody does.
Speaker 3: Nobody does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. But I can only imagine that when
Speaker 1: they're in the meeting after they you know, figured all
Speaker 1: this out, and they're like, well, we got to try
Speaker 1: and pivot and just do the outside of the ear.
Speaker 1: And the President was like, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: just business as usual. Name the last time you saw
Speaker 1: an ad for a cotton swab? You don't? True, states,
Speaker 1: you don't. You just buy Q tips because you'll buy
Speaker 1: the equate brand. But you go, m oh, they're not
Speaker 1: They're cheap, no thin, not enough cotton. You're just jamming
Speaker 1: your ear with a piece of plastic. Right, They're terrible.
Speaker 1: Nothing makes me more mad than when you get that
Speaker 1: brand and you just grab one out of the container
Speaker 1: to do your ear, but they apparently missed the cotton.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And you're putting a stick and rubbing it
Speaker 1: on the outside and you're like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 3: You gotta have the cardboard stick, not the plastics.
Speaker 1: Right we got Yeah, turtles don't care about that, huh right?
Speaker 1: Please searching for man allegedly strangled goose to death. What
Speaker 1: did the goose do? I mean, I've heard of chicken,
Speaker 1: but I don't listen. I don't like the geese thing.
Speaker 1: The crap is everywhere and they huh honk all over.
Speaker 1: But I can't imagine putting my hands around it. Goose,
Speaker 1: when you got to catch up to it just to
Speaker 1: be able to strangle it. They get close enough, reach down,
Speaker 1: snack it, snag it or snack it. Oh yeah, oh god,
Speaker 1: would be really violent. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I have fantasized about strangling a goose.
Speaker 1: Why am I labeled the animal hater?
Speaker 3: Geeze, piss me off?
Speaker 1: Well, don't go out back here, lindsay, because we got
Speaker 1: two of them that live on top of the drive
Speaker 1: through bank teller and they just sit up there doing
Speaker 1: goose things, plotting, plotting, and then they fly down onto
Speaker 1: the grassy knoll keeth honking at me. I'm just waiting
Speaker 1: for them to start chasing me around the building. Are
Speaker 1: going to Will you run from a goose? Yeah? They bite,
Speaker 1: I know they do. They nip. I've never been bitten
Speaker 1: by goose. I've been bitten by a lot of animals.
Speaker 1: I think I would stick around just to say I
Speaker 1: got bit by a goose. So like I think that
Speaker 1: like a bear when you're running a bears like, oh
Speaker 1: here we go, I think a goose goes ha, And
Speaker 1: like that's why they keep going right? You're running from
Speaker 1: a goose. Everybody loves right, flapping their wings, getting everybody's attention.
Speaker 3: Last one Lindsay, nineteen year old arrested for driving the
Speaker 3: wrong way. Blood alcohol content was fifteen times the legal limit.
Speaker 1: That is bizarre. One. I didn't know they had because
Speaker 1: I read this story early. I didn't know that they
Speaker 1: had different limits for adults and people under twenty one.
Speaker 1: You know, they have apparently that in this particular area
Speaker 1: they have a limit for under twenty one and a
Speaker 1: certain limit for over twenty one. And for this cat,
Speaker 1: because he was nineteen, he was fifteen times over the limit,
Speaker 1: And if he had been twenty one, he's still been
Speaker 1: just three times over. I think he blew like a
Speaker 1: point three zero two wow, which is fickled, Okay, what
Speaker 1: makes me wonder? What were you drinking? You ain't getting
Speaker 1: that drunk off of beer? Well, And I tried to
Speaker 1: find the story to find out more, and I couldn't
Speaker 1: find a viable source for it. I found it a
Speaker 1: lot on social media, but fifteen times I can't even
Speaker 1: if it was point one? Right? That's that feels like
Speaker 1: a lot, yeah and point three yeah, yeah, a lot
Speaker 1: of huge. Surprised you didn't have blood alcohol poisoning. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: and surprisingly the cat made it fine. I mean, no accidents,
Speaker 1: didn't kill anybody. He just got pulled over and now
Speaker 1: he's looking at a dewey Anyway, Oxford Physicists says versions
Speaker 1: of you and other universes may be affecting your life.
Speaker 1: Save that for Thursday. Museum's night writer replica car got
Speaker 1: a speeding ticket. It hasn't gone anywhere in years. Well,
Speaker 1: you obviously haven't watched The Museum with Ben Stiller. Well
Speaker 1: here's the thing, man, it's so fast it doesn't look
Speaker 1: like it's moving. By the way, I don't know if
Speaker 1: you heard one of the words I said, Museum's night
Speaker 1: writer Replica Car, I'm in the original. No, then hey,
Speaker 1: come by the museum. We have the replica tonight write.
Speaker 1: Who are these people that go and see that? Die
Speaker 1: hard fans, I guess to see the replica, Yeah.
Speaker 3: To find out, to see maybe where the discrepancies are.
Speaker 1: The Only people I think that would go to see
Speaker 1: this are the people that are excited from a Madam
Speaker 1: to Sud's grand opening of a new statue. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: go to Madame Soud's you go, huh, what are we
Speaker 1: looking at? I paid to get in here. They're not.
Speaker 1: Oh Lindsay likes them. Oh she just looks so disappointed
Speaker 1: as I was crushing it.
Speaker 3: No, No, I've never been, so I feel like there's
Speaker 3: a butt in there sowthech No, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: Would you want to go? Huh?
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe just to say that I've been?
Speaker 1: Why there's no clout. That's like saying I've been to
Speaker 1: a Ripley's believe it or not? Right? Which I have?
Speaker 1: I have too? You're like, yeah, I get it. That
Speaker 1: is a small turtle. Yeah, yeah, all right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: take a break. Tickets to Black Crows coming up here
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Speaker 1: at Tolsa Drillers dot com. All right, So I was
Speaker 1: just I had something else plan. But I was standing
Speaker 1: in the bathroom washing my hands, and I was looking
Speaker 1: at the soap dispenser because sometimes it like you put
Speaker 1: your hand under nergroes ring and then dispenses. You take
Speaker 1: your hand out, put it back because you didn't get enough,
Speaker 1: or you know, because they're trying to say that extra penny,
Speaker 1: and sometimes it activates and sometimes it doesn't. But I
Speaker 1: was thinking about the person that makes the soap dispenser okay,
Speaker 1: and came up with the idea of like, oh, we'll
Speaker 1: put a motion thing under that m and let's say
Speaker 1: this person revolutionized the soap dispenser. Yeah, the company is like,
Speaker 1: way to go. And then the company is like, you
Speaker 1: know what, since you did so good at making this
Speaker 1: plastic apparatus, we'd like you to figure out a better soap,
Speaker 1: better type of soap. Yeah, we don't like the soap
Speaker 1: the soap people are making, okay, And the guy's like, well,
Speaker 1: I just I just I make soap dispensers. I don't
Speaker 1: make soap, right, And he probably got that job and
Speaker 1: had to figure it out. And maybe that's why sometimes
Speaker 1: soap dispensers work good but their soap sucks. I don't know.
Speaker 1: So I was curious who else has a job where
Speaker 1: they tacked on a new responsibility. This isn't for anything special.
Speaker 1: It just hit me in there because you know that happens.
Speaker 1: I would think everywhere, by the way, not a new thing.
Speaker 1: I was looking. It goes back like people posting about
Speaker 1: it like five and ten years ago. Uh, But usually
Speaker 1: it's hey, we have six people that make soap dispensers,
Speaker 1: and now there's two, and so I'm taking on their
Speaker 1: job responsibility. Right. I do want to know what's a
Speaker 1: job responsibility that was outside your initial discussion? What's the
Speaker 1: job you got thrown in your lap that you suddenly
Speaker 1: didn't have to do. I know someone who's in management
Speaker 1: in another industry and now they have to do it
Speaker 1: stuff and they know that they know zero about it,
Speaker 1: right right, right, that's like being the the oil monkey
Speaker 1: at Walmart, and now you got to be the one
Speaker 1: that also changes tires. Yeah, I would think something like
Speaker 1: that sure might apply. Or or you're you're the you're
Speaker 1: the guy that you know works out in the oil field,
Speaker 1: but now also you're the guy that has to uh
Speaker 1: pick which car everybody drives. Yeah right, you're like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just the oil guy. Right, that's a that's a
Speaker 1: that's a good tough question because you don't think about it.
Speaker 1: I mean they just tell you this is what you're
Speaker 1: doing now instead of no on top of right, oh right, okay.
Speaker 1: Or you go, hey, listen, I don't know anything about
Speaker 1: how to make soap, Like it's fine, just do it.
Speaker 1: You'll figure it out. Do it. Do you know how
Speaker 1: much the soap not? Ever, a lot of people are
Speaker 1: buying soap dispensers. Man, we got to figure this out.
Speaker 1: You should be grateful you even have a job making
Speaker 1: soap dispensers. Maybe the people that make the drugs also
Speaker 1: have to test them themselves. Right, you also have to
Speaker 1: be a subject matter, right, there's animals for that, But
Speaker 1: it feels like it's outside of the spectrum, like, hey,
Speaker 1: you're a teacher at the school, but also we need
Speaker 1: you to be the groundskeeper, right, the person that most
Speaker 1: I guess teachers have been doing that for a long time, right,
Speaker 1: teachers have been like you're a teacher, but you're also
Speaker 1: the football coach. Or you're a teacher and you're also
Speaker 1: the cafeteria worker, right right, right, right? Drivers a teacher, right,
Speaker 1: jobs that aren't yours. Really, I'm just I'm just here
Speaker 1: to teach them how to play a ball. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: somebody needs to teach them how to drive too, or
Speaker 1: was that you know, just the bad you know, the
Speaker 1: good old days when like we don't have a room
Speaker 1: for a coach, but if you teach drivers, ed, then
Speaker 1: you can also you know, you're really just a football coach,
Speaker 1: but we need someone to teach to you know, do
Speaker 1: drivers at Yeah that may be the case. That may
Speaker 1: be the case. Or since just using the teacher example
Speaker 1: in general, their pay has always sucked, right, so it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, football coach makes X amount, but we'll pay
Speaker 1: you a little extra to be the driver's ed teacher
Speaker 1: as well, if you really want to make it. I
Speaker 1: don't know, or is that just limited to like just
Speaker 1: a few industries. Maybe it is where they make you
Speaker 1: wear a different hat. I saw a funny meme where
Speaker 1: the guy was recording himself going on a zoom call
Speaker 1: with his boss, but he had like ten hats stacked
Speaker 1: on top of his head because that's how many jobs
Speaker 1: he's got to do. And the guy goes, hey, Jimmy,
Speaker 1: thanks for what's going on. He's like, what, here's what's
Speaker 1: it wrong with all those hats? And he's like, well,
Speaker 1: you just have all those hats. Me wearing all these hats,
Speaker 1: so I thought you'd like to see it. And the
Speaker 1: guy's not laughing, like he doesn't think it's funny at all.
Speaker 1: But it's funny, right, Expect me to do that on
Speaker 1: a call, just saying or walking to a meeting, right,
Speaker 1: because it feels like that's just the way the world
Speaker 1: is now. I feel if you're going to do that, though,
Speaker 1: they have to be all different hats, Like you can't
Speaker 1: wear just like ten different baseball hats, right, It has
Speaker 1: to be like a like a baseball cap, a ten
Speaker 1: gallon hat, a fedora, a sombrero, a welder's hat, a
Speaker 1: welder's hat. Yeah right, just tend to scuba mask for
Speaker 1: kinds of hats. Yeah, I blame dads. If I'm being
Speaker 1: honest with all this, I blame dads. Just be a dad.
Speaker 1: You don't have to be the t ball coach. You
Speaker 1: don't know how to play t ball, right you. You
Speaker 1: open the door for people to think that. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you sold that. I could tell you a little story
Speaker 1: about working here where everything was fine and dandy, and
Speaker 1: then one day this this duo shows up and they're like, well,
Speaker 1: we'll do that for free, and then everybody just expected
Speaker 1: everyone to do it for free after that. Right, So
Speaker 1: it just happens. Your intentions may be well, being right,
Speaker 1: but you're wake is massive, dick. My old basketball coach
Speaker 1: was Miles and my bus driver. See what I'm saying, Yeah, Hey,
Speaker 1: we need a we need a we need a basketball coach.
Speaker 1: Somebody I have a hoop at home? Done?
Speaker 3: Yeah, how does.
Speaker 1: That work out? Are the kids late from getting home
Speaker 1: from school because they got practice afterwards? Coach can't drive
Speaker 1: all the other kids home because he's got a coach
Speaker 1: basketball first, or he got an away game right, or
Speaker 1: his basketball practice later than what it should be because well,
Speaker 1: I hope we'll get to practice. I gotta take these
Speaker 1: some bitches home first. Well, unless you're know, you just
Speaker 1: do that in the offseason. Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, that
Speaker 1: makes sense. He says. I'm a truck driver and I
Speaker 1: was given the responsibility of booking and scheduling my loads
Speaker 1: sold my dispatcher, uh was off on the weekend. Definitely
Speaker 1: not paid enough for that. Nonsense, Dude, you want to
Speaker 1: go down a rabbit hole. Watch dis like load scheduling
Speaker 1: and dispatching videos on the tiki talkie. They're wild, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Nickel and Diming. Yeah. Uh. My job is to draw
Speaker 1: in animate graphics for flight simulators. Bin, But right now
Speaker 1: I'm doing QC checks for installing those flight simulators in
Speaker 1: the classroom. They gave me the job specifically because I
Speaker 1: don't really know what I'm doing. That sounds good if
Speaker 1: I can follow the instruction successfully, pretty much anyone can
Speaker 1: do it. Here's a question, why do you need quality
Speaker 1: check on installing flight simulators. It's not like something bad's
Speaker 1: gonna happen. Right. It's not like they're going to crash
Speaker 1: into a building, right, Not that not that your extra
Speaker 1: job isn't important, sir, But yeah, no, we can't have that.
Speaker 1: It's too close to the wall. That feels like an
Speaker 1: easy thing. And as you're pointing out, if you can
Speaker 1: follow the instructions successfully any much, anyone can do it,
Speaker 1: then leave it up to the people. Yeah, but that
Speaker 1: kind of goes for any job. If you can follow
Speaker 1: the instructions successfully, anyone can do it, you know, no
Speaker 1: matter what the gig is, as long as you can
Speaker 1: do exactly what I showed you how to do, we're
Speaker 1: in business. Well, I would say that it's not whether
Speaker 1: you can follow the instructions correctly. That's called obane, right, right,
Speaker 1: And people that obey they keep locked in one spot. Yeah. True,
Speaker 1: it's the people that push. But you think, think of
Speaker 1: anybody successful in your in your world. Let's just go
Speaker 1: with a mainstream person, Elon Musk. You think he's a
Speaker 1: rule follower, not at all. No, No, you got to
Speaker 1: step on some throats, man. Yeah, but can you imagine
Speaker 1: us having to take on another jump responsibility? Why would
Speaker 1: you trust us to do anything else? That's a good question.
Speaker 1: Do you hear what we do and say, yeah, we
Speaker 1: like what you do on the ear? How about you
Speaker 1: start programming? Be a janitor, right, go sell something?
Speaker 3: Go fix the tower.
Speaker 1: Hey, the air condition's not working. Can you give it
Speaker 1: a look? Right? Right? The toilet's clogged up? You want
Speaker 1: to go plumb that there? Boss? And here's the problem
Speaker 1: with that too, is you're like, hey, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'll just look at it and help somebody out without
Speaker 1: being asked. And they're like, hey, I noticed you you
Speaker 1: fix the plumbing. Yeah, yeah, I was just in there,
Speaker 1: No big deal. Well we like your work. Oh gosh,
Speaker 1: here new job title. Ah no, right, This is why
Speaker 1: I get dogged on it. This is why I'm like,
Speaker 1: mind your own business. Right. You think you're doing the
Speaker 1: right thing, but then people just take advantage of it.
Speaker 1: It's like they're looking for one little opening, grab you
Speaker 1: and snag you. Yeah, I noticed you're a real good drawler.
Speaker 1: Can you now just do the Disney movies? Mister bathroom cleaner? Right?
Speaker 1: Some people that's how they got started.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: There's some great success stories which I think are all
Speaker 1: plants and not real stories. I think they just do
Speaker 1: that to make you think, hey, I gotta get a
Speaker 1: step out of the line. Okay. So yeah, because if
Speaker 1: I try to hire an animatory, you're gonna want too
Speaker 1: much money. But a janitor who's making barely nothing, I
Speaker 1: give him just a ten grand bump. He's like, what ell?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was.
Speaker 1: Like a Harrison Ford built sets and whatnots in Hollywood
Speaker 1: before he became an actor. I think Hollywood jobs don't
Speaker 1: correlate because you have to have a job while you're
Speaker 1: trying to get gigs. That makes sense, I mean, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: it isn't the It isn't the you know, the the
Speaker 1: former CEO of Walmart who was a stock you know,
Speaker 1: swept the warehouse, right and then worked his way up
Speaker 1: and then became this. It's not that right, right, the
Speaker 1: classic tale of I started off in the mail room
Speaker 1: delivering parcels and now I'm the ceo. The sex says,
Speaker 1: I work in the mailroom for school district, driving mail routes,
Speaker 1: mail routes. They fired a super advisor and gave me
Speaker 1: her responsibilities without extra pay. That line's long, right, you're
Speaker 1: absorbing their responsibilities. We're not. We've gotten rid of that position,
Speaker 1: so there's no pay for it. You're just someone's got
Speaker 1: to absorb those responsibilities, which I think is a bunch
Speaker 1: of goddamn hooey. All right, I get it, you need
Speaker 1: some help. I'm a team player. No, however, see that's
Speaker 1: the problem.
Speaker 3: Team player.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to show the boss I'm
Speaker 1: a team player. But you didn't ask me to be
Speaker 1: a team player. Bet you ain't paying me to be
Speaker 1: a team player. You forced yourself upon me. You you
Speaker 1: you you pay me to make sprockets. Well, now I'm
Speaker 1: paying you to make sprockets and you gotta go sell
Speaker 1: them on top of all that with a smile, with
Speaker 1: a smile. It's kind of like when you I always
Speaker 1: thinking about refrigerator examples. Yeah, the guy that assembles refrigerator
Speaker 1: suddenly has to figure out a better way to cool
Speaker 1: the refrigerator. That makes no sense. That makes no sense.
Speaker 1: Well they tell the guy who installed, you know, makes
Speaker 1: the refrigerators that he also better figure out how to
Speaker 1: sell more of them. Right, that makes no sense. Gimpe
Speaker 1: does his job Monday through Friday, then on Sundays. Uh,
Speaker 1: part of that is argumentative. I'll let you figure out
Speaker 1: which part which job am I doing. I haven't figured
Speaker 1: it out. Yet you guys would be assigned the daycare.
Speaker 1: Oh well, first of all, one of us is doing daycare.
Speaker 1: We'll let you figure out which one. They'll let you
Speaker 1: figure out which one of us is. But do I
Speaker 1: think that would be fun to be honest to do daycare? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Why listen, I don't mind working a daycare. I don't
Speaker 1: want to wipe some snotty noses. That's part of the though. Man,
Speaker 1: You gotta wipe snotty noses. You gotta clean butts. And
Speaker 1: not only do you gotta clean butts, you gotta clean
Speaker 1: other kids, other people's kids butts. Right the kid that
Speaker 1: calls you stupid fat uh stupid fat man? Uh huh.
Speaker 1: And then as you're changing a diaper, he's got a
Speaker 1: beef against you, so he launches one at you, you know,
Speaker 1: mid change, and now you're covered in duty. Do kids
Speaker 1: do that? Kids? Can kids time it like that? I'm
Speaker 1: sure they could. If you could time it like that,
Speaker 1: then you don't need a diaper, That's true. Lee Marvin
Speaker 1: was a plumber's helper building sets. An actor quit at
Speaker 1: the last minute. The director saw Marvin and asked him
Speaker 1: to fill the position. Okay, one anomally doesn't mean that's
Speaker 1: my point. One anomaly doesn't mean that's the thing again though,
Speaker 1: I mean, and Lee Marvin, who died at sixty three
Speaker 1: and was born in nineteen twenty four, why are we
Speaker 1: letting that still be a story that goes back to
Speaker 1: like the Harrison for thing, you are an aspiring actor
Speaker 1: working until you find other gigs, other acting gigs. So
Speaker 1: you know, he was a plumber, and it's like, we
Speaker 1: need somebody you you can act, can't you accoon? And
Speaker 1: then you go well and they paint it like what
Speaker 1: me right?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got this you know in that time, thousand
Speaker 1: dollars budget movie, hundreds of thousand dollars budget movie. And
Speaker 1: they're like, you plumber guy with your crack hanging out
Speaker 1: right by the way, what was he doing on the set? Well,
Speaker 1: he was plumbing. So the directors just walk in the
Speaker 1: halls like, yeah, damn it, we need somebody. It worked,
Speaker 1: got them a gig. People are gullible, man. They just
Speaker 1: fall for stories because they romanticize it, because it makes
Speaker 1: you believe you have a chance. So maybe one day
Speaker 1: when I'm being a plumber, they'll call me and go, okay,
Speaker 1: we'd like you to be Brad Pitt, we need you
Speaker 1: in a movie. We have a guy out on medical
Speaker 1: right now at work, so I'm covering both our jobs
Speaker 1: until they can get the position filled. Luckily we get
Speaker 1: x paid extra for that since we're union and it's
Speaker 1: worked into our contract. Yeah smart, oh good, Yeah, grab
Speaker 1: good for you. Ron Jeremy, I was a fitter welder
Speaker 1: and a steel shop. The company was paying a ton
Speaker 1: for some prefab parts that fit like garbage and made
Speaker 1: my job difficult. I offered to make them myself for
Speaker 1: three fourths of the price. It would have been a
Speaker 1: nice side hustle and made my job easier. They had
Speaker 1: me make one set to compare, and they were great.
Speaker 1: The next morning a load of material showed up and
Speaker 1: told me it was now part of my normal job
Speaker 1: of no increase in pay. I quit right there. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, man, right, that's what you get for
Speaker 1: stepping out. That's what I'm saying. They're hoping you do that.
Speaker 1: You think the guy that decided to put the time
Speaker 1: and temp on the bank clock out front of the
Speaker 1: bank sign out front got a raise. Oh no, to
Speaker 1: be fair, Corby, and someone asked you to be in
Speaker 1: a movie. Too, because I was friends with the director.
Speaker 1: You weren't plumbing that day. I wasn't just hanging out
Speaker 1: and just they didn't email the show out of the blue,
Speaker 1: didn't know me. I'd known the guy for ten years.
Speaker 1: So it is not the same. And I only did
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do it. I only did it
Speaker 1: because I checked the box. And I'm bad. I'm really bad.
Speaker 3: But you have your own IMDb page.
Speaker 1: You can make your own two. It is a user
Speaker 1: input it thing that is not clout. It is not
Speaker 1: cloud to have an IMDb. Anybody could go on there
Speaker 1: and alter it any way. They'd like, Oh no, please
Speaker 1: don't do that. Oh yeah, I know. My weekend prodcast
Speaker 1: is yeah, I know. Again. You asked for Monday through Friday,
Speaker 1: in which one of us doesn't work on Monday through Friday.
Speaker 1: All right, we got to take a break. We'll be
Speaker 1: back to it. Give me you got this four by four? Well,
Speaker 1: Allman says here that Supreme Court allows male distribution of
Speaker 1: abortion drug. The Supreme Court is allowing the abortion drug
Speaker 1: myth Prestone to be sent to women by mail. Yesterday,
Speaker 1: the Court extended to stay on an earlier ruling by
Speaker 1: an appeals courts that required women to get the drug
Speaker 1: through in person visits as opposed to telehealth visits. The
Speaker 1: ruling preserves the right to access the drug by mail
Speaker 1: as the case plays out in the lower courts. It
Speaker 1: says here that the US oil blockade plunges Cuba into darkness.
Speaker 1: The head of the CIA is taking a trip to
Speaker 1: Havana as Cuba says it's run out of fuel. CIA
Speaker 1: director John Ratcliffe visited alongside a US delegation yesterday, a
Speaker 1: day after Cuba's energy minister told the state media that
Speaker 1: the country has run out of crude oil and diesel
Speaker 1: and has no reserves, putting the nation grid in a
Speaker 1: critical state. Cuba gets most of its oil.
Speaker 6: From Venezuela, but when the US has been blocking its
Speaker 6: fuel shipments since it invaded Venezuela in January, the shortage
Speaker 6: has reportedly triggered blackouts.
Speaker 1: They say. Hundreds of protesters crowded the streets of Havana
Speaker 1: calling for the lights to be turned back on. The
Speaker 1: US State Department says it will provide a to Cuba
Speaker 1: and exchange for meaningful reforms. What else we got here? Oh,
Speaker 1: another round of they took your jobs Cisco and LinkedIn
Speaker 1: to cut thousands of jobs. The tech world is being
Speaker 1: rattled by another round of layoffs, with Cisco and LinkedIn
Speaker 1: set to cut thousands of employees now, according to reports.
Speaker 1: Cisco announced in a memo to employ gys on Wednesday
Speaker 1: that it would be cutting around four thousand jobs as
Speaker 1: part of a shift in focus towards artificial intelligence. Layoff
Speaker 1: notifications will begin to go out and began to go
Speaker 1: out yesterday, and impacted employees will receive pro rated payment
Speaker 1: of fiscal twenty twenty six bonuses as well as support
Speaker 1: finding new jobs. Okay. In the case of LinkedIn, the
Speaker 1: professional social network reportedly plans to layoff five percent of
Speaker 1: its staff, but according to some reports, the job cuts
Speaker 1: are not AI related. The Microsoft owned company is reportedly
Speaker 1: targeting May twentieth to begin said layoffs and okay, and
Speaker 1: then lastly here, Oklahoma executes a double murderer, Raymond Johnson.
Speaker 1: Raymond Raymond oh Rayman was convicted of killing his ex
Speaker 1: girlfriend and her seven month old daughter almost twenty years ago,
Speaker 1: setting both on fire while they were still alive. Johnson
Speaker 1: was put to death yesterday at the Oklahoma State Penitentiary
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Speaker 1: contest tab right there on the free iHeartRadio APR Time Trivia.
Speaker 1: This is where we shock each other. If you cannot
Speaker 1: get the question correct, you gotta do it three times.
Speaker 1: And we wrote the question so you may get your
Speaker 1: own question that you wrote. They're supposed to be very easy,
Speaker 1: common sense questions. Let's go GiB you went last last week,
Speaker 1: so he's going to decide who's going to go first,
Speaker 1: and that's gonna be Lindsey. I'll ask the question and
Speaker 1: Gimpee can do the shocking and we'll see how this goes.
Speaker 1: For her question one, how old was Tiger Woods when
Speaker 1: he won the Masters? How old was Tiger Woods when
Speaker 1: he won the Masters?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good question. Pretty young? I think? Was
Speaker 3: he old enough to drink a beer? Was he younger?
Speaker 3: I want to say he was like nineteen or something.
Speaker 1: How old was Tiger Woods when he won the Masters? Umm?
Speaker 3: But that would be I mean, I don't know. I honestly,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't follow golf at all, but
Speaker 3: I'll go with nineteen is sticking out for some reason,
Speaker 3: But it could be just because we had a story
Speaker 3: earlier about the nineteen year old who was drunk driving.
Speaker 3: I'll say he was twenty one years old. Final answer?
Speaker 1: How old was tiger Your face? Okay, I can be happy?
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Is that possible for you? Is that possible?
Speaker 3: It's Friday?
Speaker 1: Well, my happy and you're happy, aren't the same? How
Speaker 1: old was Tiger Woods when he won the Masters. You
Speaker 1: said twenty one, twenty one. Final answer, Yeah, already said it.
Speaker 1: Correct answer is twenty one.
Speaker 3: Oh yay, see, you don't know what I'm thinking. I thought,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's probably.
Speaker 1: This isn't the only thing I have in my life.
Speaker 1: Question two as of twenty twenty six, how many more
Speaker 1: seasons has Lebron James played in the NBA than Michael Jordan?
Speaker 1: As of twenty twenty six? How many more seasons has
Speaker 1: Lebron James played in the NBA than Michael Jordan?
Speaker 3: Eight? Final answer?
Speaker 1: Feel pretty confident because.
Speaker 3: It's Lebron's twenty third season and Michael only played fifteen
Speaker 3: eight Final season or finally answer.
Speaker 1: As of twenty twenty six, how many more seasons has
Speaker 1: Lebron James played in the NBA than Michael Jordan? You
Speaker 1: said eight, and the correct answer is eight. Mj played fifteen,
Speaker 1: Lebron played twenty three? Yep or had has has well?
Speaker 1: Probably we don't know that for sure yet. Last one
Speaker 1: who won the first ever World Series in baseball in
Speaker 1: nineteen fifty? Who won the first ever World Series in
Speaker 1: baseball in nineteen fifty.
Speaker 3: Uh Okidoki. This is probably where I get shocked. It's
Speaker 3: either I have two guesses, two thoughts, either the Red
Speaker 3: Sox or the Yankees.
Speaker 1: Okay, why do you think that? Nah?
Speaker 3: Because the Yankees are like the team right, like they're
Speaker 3: the Yankees and.
Speaker 1: That we considered America's team.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and uh, I believe that's who. Isn't that
Speaker 3: who Babe Ruth played for.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to help you with any answers to stuff.
Speaker 3: I mean, I just I just feel like that so
Speaker 3: it was And I don't know why the Boston Red
Speaker 3: Sox are are popping out in my head, but I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go with the Yankees because I feel like that's
Speaker 3: the obvious choice. So I'll say the the Yankees finally answer.
Speaker 1: So, just so you know, baby Ruth played for both
Speaker 1: those teams. Oh okay, that's part of the rivalry. Who
Speaker 1: won the first ever World Series in baseball in nineteen
Speaker 1: fifty You said the Yankees? The correct answer is the Yankees.
Speaker 3: Okay, straight action.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Lindsay's gonna pick the next person to go,
Speaker 1: and it looks like it's gonna be uh gimpie hooray.
Speaker 1: So Lindsay will ask the questions and I will do
Speaker 1: the shocking and you're gonna switch microphones, Lindsay, and we'll
Speaker 1: get that set coming up a little bit. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do willy nilly, your chance to own the show, talk
Speaker 1: about anything you want. We already got one willing Nelly
Speaker 1: already sent to us ahead of time. You can do
Speaker 1: the same. So here we go with a question one.
Speaker 3: Question number one, GIMPI, what is the highest possible score
Speaker 3: you can achieve in a perfect game of bowling?
Speaker 1: Three hundred final answer?
Speaker 3: The highest possible score you can achieve in a perfect
Speaker 3: game of bowling? You say three hundred final answer, and
Speaker 3: you would be correct.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Al Bundy almost had a perfect game, but Peg
Speaker 1: ruined it for him. Hell yeah she was Peg. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: wolan pig. Two sixty smiles really sixty two two twenty
Speaker 1: I think is the highest I've ever gone. I'm usually
Speaker 1: in the mid to upper ones. Yeah, that's when I
Speaker 1: peeked in eighth grade. Eighth grade, as as the Valley
Speaker 1: Pockelon's Petsy Bloyning. That's pretty impressive for an eighth grader.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever broken two hundred.
Speaker 1: Were the bumpers on? No, No, I never played with
Speaker 1: bumpers or the little ramp thing kids. Okay, aw cute,
Speaker 1: Sure it's cute.
Speaker 3: It is cute to play with the bumpers.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's annoying. What cheating it? Right?
Speaker 3: What country boycotted the nineteen eighty Summer Olympics.
Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty Summer Olympics. You know, I think we were
Speaker 1: in the middle of a Cold War at that point
Speaker 1: in time. I'm gonna go ahead and say, this is
Speaker 1: a tricky question, right, because I'm gonna go with Russia.
Speaker 1: But was it ussr was it the Soviet Union? Or
Speaker 1: was it Russia? I think lindsay nineteen. I think if
Speaker 1: he says any of that, I think it's fine. Would
Speaker 1: you agree it's too hard to remember when those things triggered? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I'm willing to I'm willing to submit to. If you
Speaker 1: say Russian and it says USSR so be it? Okay,
Speaker 1: then that's what I'm gonna go with. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with the Russia. Final answer.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, country boycotted the nineteen eighty Summer Olympics. You
Speaker 3: say Russia, mother, Russia, and the correct answer is the
Speaker 3: United States.
Speaker 1: I'm some bitches, Why would we do that because we
Speaker 1: they don't tell us what to do. We do it.
Speaker 1: See where can I go where there's a whole ass
Speaker 1: leg record, not like a pimple or an ingrown hair.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get that. It's could be poison. Watch I
Speaker 1: heard that. Watch it go away like it'll fade away. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I decided to go below it because I don't know
Speaker 1: that right exactly. I think I'm pass the contagious part.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to have question. You're gonna get
Speaker 1: it anyway. You keep looking at me like.
Speaker 3: What flower?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 3: What flower is most often linked with easter?
Speaker 1: Oh, those would be the ones you like to plant.
Speaker 1: And that's tulips.
Speaker 3: Final answer, What flower is most often linked with Easter?
Speaker 3: And you said tulips? And the correct answer is lily,
Speaker 3: the easter lily.
Speaker 1: Yeah, daffodils too, I would have said, could have been
Speaker 1: I feel like eastern daffodils. No, nor, I don't know
Speaker 1: about this. You got so excited to get to the
Speaker 1: joke at Yeah, shock them below the heave. It's time
Speaker 1: giving to you in the front.
Speaker 4: Give it to me baby, that's so loud. Then practicing
Speaker 4: when you get there here, I bet you have that's
Speaker 4: what you're doing under the desk, Thanks Steely, Dan was
Speaker 4: seeking about dirty work.
Speaker 1: Nope, it was the solo work. All right. We got
Speaker 1: to take a break. When we come back, it'll be
Speaker 1: my turn more of the Big Man Morning Show. We
Speaker 1: are in the final stage of Taser Time Trivia, where
Speaker 1: we have to answer questions that we ask. Now we
Speaker 1: do the arm today, make it easy owner back. All right,
Speaker 1: So here's the first question. These are questions we wrote.
Speaker 1: If you get it wrong, you get shocked. Gorman, You're ready?
Speaker 1: Which chain invites you to a foot long fiesta with
Speaker 1: deals that make you feel like it's just hit the lottery?
Speaker 3: The word it's so weird?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Way? Final answer? Which chain invites you to a
Speaker 1: foot long fiesta with deals that make you feel like
Speaker 1: you've just hit the lottery? You said subway? It is subway.
Speaker 1: That's the fun thing about those ones. The answers in
Speaker 1: the question right one word is in there. They give
Speaker 1: it away. Grab a big in here. I was like,
Speaker 1: there's not another organization food wise that does foot something
Speaker 1: right a pizza? I don't know, corbyt what's the term
Speaker 1: for a score of one under par? And golf? Bertie?
Speaker 1: Final answer? What is the term for the score one
Speaker 1: under part he said, Bertie, it's bertie. What's an eagle
Speaker 1: two under? Isn't bogie two under? And eagles three under? No,
Speaker 1: bogie is one over eagles two under? If you go
Speaker 1: three under, that's albatross.
Speaker 3: Okay, dude, somebody's been playing a lot of online golf game.
Speaker 1: Well, no, no, no, disc golf steals a lot of real
Speaker 1: golf words. You both are correct, Nice Corbyn. Which NFC
Speaker 1: team features a floor de les as its logo florid
Speaker 1: lay that's gonna be that's gonna be the New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 1: Final answer, Which an FC team features a word that's
Speaker 1: hard for me to pronounce as it's logo. You said
Speaker 1: the Saints, it is said Saints. Good job, good job.
Speaker 1: We all did pretty good today. No, no, we didn't,
Speaker 1: not all of us. I got shocked twice out of
Speaker 1: three times. All three got them all, I know. But
Speaker 1: if you add them all together, only two shots. We
Speaker 1: all we're a team. We did pretty good, mister victim. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you the truth, so am I. Yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody is, but what it is? Yeah, all right, we
Speaker 1: got to take a break and we'll be back. The
Speaker 1: more of The Big Man Morning Show is next. There
Speaker 1: are five teams that have zero primetime games. Really five
Speaker 1: teams that have zero primetime game, and I would argue
Speaker 1: one of them is a giant shock. Okay, and they're
Speaker 1: a giant shock because they're in a major, major market. Right.
Speaker 1: For example, the Titans are on this list as zero
Speaker 1: primetime games. I don't think that's a big surprise. It's
Speaker 1: one of the smaller it's considered a smaller market in
Speaker 1: the NFL world that they play out of Memphis, right
Speaker 1: or Nashville. Nashville, Memphis, either way, doesn't matter. Not big market, right, Nashville. Uh,
Speaker 1: the Dolphins are on there. Wow, Yeah, that's major market.
Speaker 1: That's a pretty big market. So I feel like that's
Speaker 1: kind of a shock too. Arizona Cardinals. That makes sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not a big shock there. Yeah, Yeah, that feels appropriate.
Speaker 1: They've always been at the bottom of the rinks when
Speaker 1: it comes to the NFL. I think, yeah, And these
Speaker 1: teams that I've mentioned so far, the Titans, even though
Speaker 1: there's hope that they're going to be really good this year,
Speaker 1: means to be, there's been no real for sure thing.
Speaker 1: The Dolphins, they're in cap space hell, I don't know
Speaker 1: how they're gonna be good. I think they're I think
Speaker 1: there's El Scrudo. Yeah, the Arizona Cardinals another team we're
Speaker 1: just kind of unsure of, like we don't see the
Speaker 1: where the hope is and I think sometimes those teams
Speaker 1: are the most dangerous. Kyler Murray is still playing for
Speaker 1: them or did he know he's No, No, he's now
Speaker 1: with Minnesota. If I'm not mistaken, I thought Minnesota. Is
Speaker 1: he with Arizona, I'm sorry, Atlanta? No? Or is he
Speaker 1: with Atlanta? Either way, So we've got the Titans no
Speaker 1: zero primetime games. We've got the Dolphins zero primetime games
Speaker 1: and Arizona zero primetime games. Those are at least Miami
Speaker 1: is a pretty big People love that team. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Raiders are on that list, and you may go, oh,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. They're not good, but they have the
Speaker 1: number one prospect. Yeah, that doesn't mean anything, though history
Speaker 1: proves itself. They're using this guy here to try to
Speaker 1: get him out of the whole that they've dug themselves
Speaker 1: in over the past I don't know, twenty years, So
Speaker 1: it makes sense for them to be on that list.
Speaker 1: I don't disagree based off their history. But when you
Speaker 1: have a guy that could be the flash in the pan,
Speaker 1: right and you do zero right now, is there a
Speaker 1: chance that Mendoza comes out, wows everybody and then they're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's change it up. We're gonna put the Raiders in
Speaker 1: on that time now. No, that's if they do they
Speaker 1: have a flex game. It's near the end of the season. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I don't think so, but you got to think.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's also not only do you have the
Speaker 1: history of the Raiders, right, you have the uncertainty of
Speaker 1: how is Mendoza going to perform in the big leagues?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? He was solid where he
Speaker 1: was at, but you say it all the time. Professional
Speaker 1: NFL football is way different than college. So there's that
Speaker 1: uncertainty there. So I could see that. I can I
Speaker 1: can see why they put there. Again, I don't disagree.
Speaker 1: You just think that of the team that's got the
Speaker 1: number one prospect that is a darling, there's no reason
Speaker 1: to not like him. It's not like we're talking about uh,
Speaker 1: you know, Tim Tebow, who you're like, he's not going
Speaker 1: to be that good or anything like that. So anyway,
Speaker 1: that's a shock. But the other one on here again,
Speaker 1: when you hear the team, you're gonna go, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. They're not good, but they're in the
Speaker 1: number one media market in America, and that's the Jets.
Speaker 1: The Jets aren't good, but you would think at least
Speaker 1: one Jets fans are loyal sadly, so it's just a
Speaker 1: giant shock to me that they have not even one
Speaker 1: primetime game.
Speaker 3: Is that something that owners can like race hell about?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, well, I mean you can put in
Speaker 1: your comment, but sure do better. They care about ratings
Speaker 1: and don't make a mistake either. The owners, even though
Speaker 1: you're team six, they care about ratings too because for
Speaker 1: other games they want the best viewership because that's they
Speaker 1: split money in regards of how bad their team does. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but who wants to watch a losing team, right, even
Speaker 1: if it's your own exactly exactly, So it's like, y'all suck,
Speaker 1: do better, then we'll get you on primetime until then
Speaker 1: you're doing the noon game. That means the Browns have
Speaker 1: evening games. That's the other way to think about this,
Speaker 1: Like which teams aren't good that are gonna have right
Speaker 1: evening games?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, so I don't know how that's gonna look of
Speaker 1: the other teams that are NFL teams, who should who
Speaker 1: did they miss that aren't in primetime? Yeah, that means
Speaker 1: those teams have all the other crap teams that have
Speaker 1: primetime Panthers exactly, the Jaguars and Jaguars. There's been some
Speaker 1: hope that they would be pretty good. So I hear you,
Speaker 1: but I don't think they're in the same boat as
Speaker 1: the Jets, the Bengal, Yeah, the Plowboys. Yes, American's team.
Speaker 1: I get a huge fan base, blah blah blah, But
Speaker 1: come on, man, they have been sucking a fat one
Speaker 1: for a long time and they're still getting the prime
Speaker 1: slots because who's your movie team. Yeah, when you look
Speaker 1: at the season last year, these teams finished with at
Speaker 1: least double digit wins. Patriots, Bills, Steelers, Jaguars, they won
Speaker 1: their division. Yeah, Texans, Broncos, Chargers, those are all teams
Speaker 1: with double digit wins. Everybody else single digit, right, even
Speaker 1: the Chiefs were six and eleven. But you can't listen,
Speaker 1: this isn't a Homer statement. You don't do that to
Speaker 1: the team that won. You know, all those Super Bowls, right, right,
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, there's still a hot Come on, there's
Speaker 1: still a darling, right. The Patriots are. They won their division,
Speaker 1: so everybody's excited about them. Yeah. The AFC East has
Speaker 1: two teams not getting primetime games two. That means the
Speaker 1: other two teams all their primetime games are against people
Speaker 1: out of their division. They play those teams twice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's four games that they're not gonna crazy, right, Bengals.
Speaker 1: So if these are teams that had losing seasons, right,
Speaker 1: the Jets, the Dolphins, the Bengals, the Ravens, the Browns,
Speaker 1: the Colts, the Titans, the Chiefs, the Raiders.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't forget the Giants had a losing season.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm just in the AFC. Yeah, oh yeah, of
Speaker 1: the NFC Cowboys, Commanders, Giants, Packers, Oh no, no, Giants, Panthers, Bucks, Falcons, Saints, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: whole NFC. NFC South had a losing season. And then
Speaker 1: the Arizona Cardinals with three and fourteen. So they got
Speaker 1: the Cardinals, right, but the Giants. You just can't put
Speaker 1: Jets and Giants out to pasture. Now, and you make
Speaker 1: the same argument I made about Mendoza, I think you
Speaker 1: make about Barborough and the Giants. Yeah, people are excited
Speaker 1: about the whole the Skataboo, which there's no way he's
Speaker 1: the same guy. And Jackson Dark Yeah right, people are
Speaker 1: excited about that team. Yeah. But if you suck, you suck. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Commanders is a shocker to me. I can't believe
Speaker 1: they got primetime games. I that's it. That's really shocking.
Speaker 1: And for the whole they should just punish the whole,
Speaker 1: the whole NFC South for not finishing above five hundred.
Speaker 1: I'm not a Dallas fan, but they might be legit
Speaker 1: this year. Stop it. Stop saying that that is not true.
Speaker 1: You listen. You say that enough years in a row
Speaker 1: of benually you'll be it. Right, But they might be legit.
Speaker 1: You think Dak's gonna have his breakout year, right, that's
Speaker 1: a closet Cowboys van, the one that says I'm or
Speaker 1: his wife is right. I agree it's stupid. Then I
Speaker 1: agree it's stupid that it's America's team. But they've gone
Speaker 1: to the playoffs almost every year other than last year.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean anything. In a time when the teams
Speaker 1: that I have mentioned that made the Panthers were in
Speaker 1: the playoffs, they were ain't nine. The Packers made it
Speaker 1: to the playoff. You know what I'm saying, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm making it to the playoffs. Really isn't nothing. That's not
Speaker 1: the accolade it once was. So to say that doesn't,
Speaker 1: I think, get you a better argument that they're good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I'm surprised that there weren't other teams. They should
Speaker 1: have punished more teams. That should be a rule, right,
Speaker 1: if you if you only win three games, you are
Speaker 1: four or four games or whatever percentage, you don't get
Speaker 1: a primetime game. I think that's fair. I think that
Speaker 1: is completely fair, no matter how liked you are. I
Speaker 1: wanted to say respected, but I know that's not the
Speaker 1: right word to put there. No matter how liked you
Speaker 1: are by the fan base, if you don't cut the cheese, man,
Speaker 1: you ain't cutting the cheese. Get the hell out of here.
Speaker 1: That Maybe it's like four, Like, if you don't win
Speaker 1: four games, you are for sure not getting a primetime
Speaker 1: game the next season. You gotta win five or more. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that, five or more. And if you if
Speaker 1: you go undefeated, you can have you get to pick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you pick your schedule, right, you can decide if you
Speaker 1: go overseas, maybe that's it. If you lose, you got
Speaker 1: to do all overseas games. There you go. That's a punishment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because the travels atrocious. Yeah, I hope you don't have verdigo.
Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm a Cowboys fan. That's all I can
Speaker 1: look forward to is choking in the first game of
Speaker 1: the playoffs. Let me have it spoken like a true
Speaker 1: Cowboys fan likes to choke on things. You either admire
Speaker 1: Cowboy fans or you you sympathize for their stupidity, like
Speaker 1: you can't. You're not sure what to feel for them,
Speaker 1: right right? They are loyal, man, some of you true statement.
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Speaker 1: Good morning Gimbie, Well, good morning Horman. You want to
Speaker 1: go see Shine down for free when they come to
Speaker 1: the pay com Center? What is that like? Next weekend?
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Speaker 1: Join us in the studio right now is Mike from
Speaker 1: Andelini's Hey buddy, how are you very good? How are
Speaker 1: you good? We're in that graduation season and I can't
Speaker 1: think of a better way to feed people fast than
Speaker 1: ordering pizza from Andlini's. I love pizza.
Speaker 5: That's not like a new thing, but it's communal burgers
Speaker 5: not communal. And additional to that, we have our new
Speaker 5: Cherry Street extension, so forty seats there, or if you
Speaker 5: want a little bit more fancy, we have our Greenhouse
Speaker 5: at Prossmo downtown at Sliced we have we could do
Speaker 5: a set aside room and jenks. We could do like
Speaker 5: forty to fifty people. So the private room thing is
Speaker 5: really great. Go do the graduation and we're taking rezos
Speaker 5: for that, and we're just excited, like we're coming into
Speaker 5: a really great season. This is my favorite time of year.
Speaker 5: Whether even if it's a rainy night, you could still
Speaker 5: enjoy the patio, you could still have gelato. And with
Speaker 5: all that said, May gets so fun in this city.
Speaker 5: Then when you get to June with Tulsa tough and
Speaker 5: everything else, it's it's a great time to be in Tulsa.
Speaker 1: We had a friend. We went down to visit them
Speaker 1: and they had a restaurant and they booked the private
Speaker 1: room just for It wasn't a special event, it was
Speaker 1: just we were all getting together and they wanted more
Speaker 1: of an exclusive experience and booked the private room. We
Speaker 1: didn't fill it all the way, but it was a
Speaker 1: great idea to kind of have a more private experience.
Speaker 5: And it's still a part of the building. You know,
Speaker 5: I want to have a private room where you could
Speaker 5: set aside and it's like, hey, here's our people.
Speaker 1: But sometimes I.
Speaker 5: Don't want to feel like I'm in a distant cave
Speaker 5: in the restaurant, like far away from all existence. Like
Speaker 5: we're still in the mix, and I like that We've
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Speaker 1: All right, it's time for Will and Nelly talk about anything.
Speaker 1: You want, bring up something new, go back to something.
Speaker 1: Maybe you are trying to figure out if where can
Speaker 1: you have an event. Mike can answer that question for
Speaker 1: you right now. Maybe you need to cater, but you know,
Speaker 1: like I don't want pizza. Mike can handle that too.
Speaker 1: He's he can answer any question you have about the
Speaker 1: social world of eating food somewhere.
Speaker 5: Anything food related. If you want to ask about the
Speaker 5: third season of Lost, I can help you with that, Like,
Speaker 5: whatever you got, I'm happy to oblige.
Speaker 1: What is your take, I'll go with I'll start with
Speaker 1: the wrestling thing. What is your take on the belief
Speaker 1: that wrestlers should have become sag after a car carriers
Speaker 1: because they're doing a scripted weekly story every week.
Speaker 5: Oh, I got the biggest injustice in the modern entertainment
Speaker 5: industry is the ten ninety nine WWE employee. It's so
Speaker 5: many Also, the notion I could go down this road
Speaker 5: for quite a lot. TKO has this one group of
Speaker 5: people that's where like eighty wrestlers that are a billion
Speaker 5: dollar company. So if you were to say the NFL,
Speaker 5: this is on par with the NFL, but it's just
Speaker 5: one team, and they're like, oh, we need to cut
Speaker 5: this guy that's making two hundred thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 5: We got to cut that guy that's making three hundred
Speaker 5: thousand dollars a year. There is so much money going
Speaker 5: down that the notion they need to cut people is
Speaker 5: always throwing me off. And then additional to that, imagine
Speaker 5: you are the best in the world of doing something
Speaker 5: like this, you're the top one hundred. You still you
Speaker 5: make eight hundred k year, but you got to pay
Speaker 5: for all your flights, all your hotels. You're not allowed
Speaker 5: to work for someone else, but you're a ten ninety
Speaker 5: nine employee. How this has gone on for the last
Speaker 5: forty years is mind boggling. But because they are the
Speaker 5: show in town, they've been able to keep it that way.
Speaker 1: No one's pushing back on him. But it's starting we're
Speaker 1: starting to see some of that pushed back a little more.
Speaker 1: I think Kevin Nash came out just the other way
Speaker 1: saying this is dumb.
Speaker 5: They get no residual selves on anything to mark. They
Speaker 5: get merch, but they get no residuals on a repeat
Speaker 5: show like something's playing on the on the WW network,
Speaker 5: which is now on Peacock, which is now like a
Speaker 5: replay of them at WrestleMania twenty whatever it is. They
Speaker 5: don't get more money because someone plays that like they
Speaker 5: would if they were an actor in a TV show. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's egregious how far it's gone for those guys.
Speaker 1: Willing nearly anything you want to talk about, bring up
Speaker 1: something new, go back to something. These are some texts
Speaker 1: that came in. Somebody sent a text in and wanted
Speaker 1: to know, Cordon, do you go to bars? Yes, I
Speaker 1: don't go as often as maybe Gimpy or Lindsay, but
Speaker 1: I do go to bars. I also have two little ones,
Speaker 1: so the opportunity to go to bars is far less frequent. Uh.
Speaker 1: And if I'm being honest, I'll go to a brewery
Speaker 1: probably before I would go to a bar, right and
Speaker 1: that because that's just the lifestyle that I enjoy. I got.
Speaker 1: I go to Fat Daddy's a lot during the football season.
Speaker 1: That's the bar that I hang out in. I got.
Speaker 1: I gotta know a lot of bars that I like
Speaker 1: to go to, So I just don't go to as
Speaker 1: many as the others. On the show, which of you
Speaker 1: has the worst food opinions? What do you think? Lindsay?
Speaker 3: Um, I'm gonna go with Gimpy because he doesn't like
Speaker 3: mushrooms or lemons or a lot.
Speaker 1: Of Italian disgusting foods.
Speaker 3: No, they're not discussing at all, So I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: with GIMPI.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll take that ground. I don't care. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's some things I just won't eat, you know, like
Speaker 1: you are with Okrah Corbyn. You know that's how I
Speaker 1: am with Lemons, And goddamn Lindsay forced me to goddamn
Speaker 1: take a lemon drop last weekend. You know, I'm sure
Speaker 1: she really twisted your arm and it took me a
Speaker 1: while to get it down, but I was like, well,
Speaker 1: when the beaver robbers you a fish, you take the fish.
Speaker 1: Mike Coo, do you think has the worst food opinion?
Speaker 5: I mean, is the question who's the pickiest eater? I
Speaker 5: have a food opinion? Sure, Gimpy. I've never seen you
Speaker 5: averse to trying anything culinary, and not so much this
Speaker 5: one either, So I guess I gotta go Gimpy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no problem given to Gimpy. But it's
Speaker 1: not because he doesn't like Lemons. It's more of because
Speaker 1: he will shun a place because of the price point
Speaker 1: and not give it a chance. Okay, that's fair, but
Speaker 1: that's all I'm basing it, basing it off of I
Speaker 1: wanted to say, Mike, but I know that's not true. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll ask Mike about Hey, I'm going to Eskatopa, Mississippi.
Speaker 1: What's a good restaurant? He's like, oh, I got a
Speaker 1: whole list. Okay, that's great, man. What's the most overrated
Speaker 1: food trends right now? I think this is really for Mike,
Speaker 1: But go ahead, lindsay what do you think? Do you
Speaker 1: have one?
Speaker 3: I don't know of one.
Speaker 1: Gim be anything with edible gold, okay, you know, and
Speaker 1: they charge you twenty five hundred dollars for you know,
Speaker 1: a sloppy Joe. Yeah, I'm gonna go anything with caviar.
Speaker 1: It feels like we're getting into a trend with caviars
Speaker 1: getting topped on a lot of things more than ever, Mike,
Speaker 1: there's always.
Speaker 5: So many going on. I mean, I don't begrudge a food.
Speaker 5: I was thinking of the pizza world. I think people
Speaker 5: are getting tired of hot honey in the pizza world,
Speaker 5: but it's still great, so I'm not saying it's bad.
Speaker 1: It's just like, okay, great.
Speaker 5: It's like it's like the auto tune of the pizza
Speaker 5: world right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw one for a cowboy cuisine. That that's
Speaker 1: a thing that people are trying to do like cowboy
Speaker 1: esque type of food. Maybe like instead of the steak
Speaker 1: being cut into slices, it's the full ribbi and then
Speaker 1: like rustic sized potatoes, just like grotesquely overdone. Because that's
Speaker 1: a trend. I don't know if that's really a thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you transfer that to pizza.
Speaker 5: I mean trends. I think there's some trends where it's
Speaker 5: just the existence of when people are saying it's organic
Speaker 5: and it's not, or people are saying it's you know,
Speaker 5: local and vocal is not from the state, from this country.
Speaker 5: There's so many false marketing things that are put out there.
Speaker 5: I think those I noticed as an.
Speaker 1: Owner really really anything you want to talk about, bring
Speaker 1: up something new, go back to something Mary Bang kill
Speaker 1: Raspy Voice Edition, Keith Richards, Tom Waits are Joe Cocker,
Speaker 1: assuming they're all live and in their primetime.
Speaker 3: I will bang Joe Cocker or maybe marry him. But
Speaker 3: Keith Richards is probably the richest, so I'll marry him,
Speaker 3: bang Joe Cocker, and kill off Tom Waits.
Speaker 1: Gimpy, Uh sure, why not. We'll marry Keith Richards worth
Speaker 1: five hundred million dollars. Yeah, and I'll have drunken sex
Speaker 1: with Joe.
Speaker 3: Cocker because you can leave your hat on at least.
Speaker 1: At least at least a bare minimum so that leaves
Speaker 1: me killing old Tom. He's a goofy looking guy.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Mike Uh, Tom Waits dies and bang Keith Richards
Speaker 5: and marry Joe Cocker because I'm a sucker for the
Speaker 5: wonder years.
Speaker 1: There you go, what do I am? You gotta marry
Speaker 1: Keith Richards, gotta get some of that money. You're not
Speaker 1: gonna stay married very long. I'm good with killing Tom Waits.
Speaker 1: And Joe Cocker just feels like he can make a
Speaker 1: good milkshake or he can also you know you'll love
Speaker 1: him partner.
Speaker 5: He's tender, he's.
Speaker 1: Sensual lover. Yeah. What's the best road trip food? What's
Speaker 1: the best road trip food?
Speaker 3: Lindsay, Growing up, when we would take a road trip,
Speaker 3: my grandfather would make submarine sandwiches for us, and you'd
Speaker 3: pack them in a cooler and you would individually wrap
Speaker 3: them in aluminum foil to keep them cold, and they
Speaker 3: were divine. They were so good, probably better than any
Speaker 3: sub sandwich you would get from any place, any chain restaurant.
Speaker 3: They were awesome. So I would say my grandfather's homemade.
Speaker 1: Subs in a book called A Short Stay in Hell,
Speaker 1: they're in hell, but they can go to this Kiosk
Speaker 1: and ask for any food and it comes to them like,
Speaker 1: so you would be able to go I want my
Speaker 1: grandfather's road trip sub and it would be the thing.
Speaker 1: Would you do that? Would you if you could click
Speaker 1: your fingers and get that again for one time? Would
Speaker 1: you do that? Okay, gimb clam shower? No, seriously, though,
Speaker 1: Beef jerkey beep jerkey is the ultimate road trip food, Mike.
Speaker 5: If you're on a road I'm very particular about this.
Speaker 5: In the in the crappiest way possible. I enjoy a
Speaker 5: big bag of corn nuts and a large energy drink
Speaker 5: which keeps me going and driving. It like the work
Speaker 5: to do cleaning it out of your mouth, and it's
Speaker 5: very gnarley, and then you're gonna end up at that
Speaker 5: the anomaly of the McDonald's in the middle of the freeway,
Speaker 5: and it's like, how do you gain that orders? That's
Speaker 5: another big part of it. And if in California going
Speaker 5: from La to San fran Peace Soup Anderson's, which is
Speaker 5: just the one stop and it's like a restaurant everyone
Speaker 5: goes to halfway between the two. So those are the
Speaker 5: those are my main go toos.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go sunflower seeds. It's just something easy to
Speaker 1: pass the time. As long as you have somewhere to
Speaker 1: spill it and don't confuse your two cups. That would
Speaker 1: be it for me. I don't know if I have
Speaker 1: a quintessential gotta have this. I'm like, hey, if we're
Speaker 1: going on a road trip, I gotta get my corn nuts.
Speaker 1: I typically more just like drink water type of person
Speaker 1: when I'm or coffee. Uh, what's your most don't judge
Speaker 1: me food habit? What's your most don't judge me food habit?
Speaker 3: Lindsay, Well, it's been a long time, but I used
Speaker 3: to like to eat as a snack and I haven't
Speaker 3: done this in years. But chili, cheese, free dos and
Speaker 3: sour cream, okay.
Speaker 1: Can be. I was gonna say eating with my fingers,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. I mean, that's a it's a
Speaker 1: food habit. Like some people they pick up their pork
Speaker 1: chop and eat it with their hands. Some people like
Speaker 1: to garb it up with a steak and knife and fork.
Speaker 1: I pick it up with my hand and eat it, okay,
Speaker 1: Mike in.
Speaker 5: A crunch, fancy sauce can make anything taste good. Man
Speaker 5: an aisy ketchup.
Speaker 1: It's like, just put a fancy sauce. It's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my don't judge me food habit is. I typically eat
Speaker 1: pizza with a fork. What's your take on that? Eh,
Speaker 1: depends with a pizza, but it's America. Can do what
Speaker 1: you want.
Speaker 5: Nonetheless, eating a New York Slice with a pizza with
Speaker 5: a fork, I guess someone's doing that at a restaurant.
Speaker 1: It's it's a faux pas.
Speaker 5: Put it that way. I consider that a bigger faux pa.
Speaker 5: It's like ooh, ranch on a pizza of pineapple. If
Speaker 5: someone has a nice, crispy New York Slice and starts
Speaker 5: to cut it with a fork, I'm like, what are
Speaker 5: you doing?
Speaker 1: I think you're making a good point. Now, if I'm
Speaker 1: on the street in New York and I get a slice,
Speaker 1: I'm eating it with my hands. There we are, right.
Speaker 1: But even when you go to Treviso or wherever, they
Speaker 1: bring pizza with a knife and fork, and that's how
Speaker 1: you're supposed to be in.
Speaker 5: The Politana total pass New York Slice for boating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, eat it in a Chicago style.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Well you don't have to. You can just
Speaker 1: not eat it because it also that's a missnover.
Speaker 5: If you go to Chicago, they are not downing deep dish.
Speaker 5: They are having Tavern style thin cracker cruss Yeah, nine
Speaker 5: times out of ten or over Chicago deep dish.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What failing celebrity would you believe could make a
Speaker 1: comeback as a porn star? What failing celebrity would you
Speaker 1: believe could make a comeback as a porn star?
Speaker 3: Lohan?
Speaker 1: Yeah, nope, you get one. Okay, GIMPI. Brittany's what I
Speaker 1: was gonna say.
Speaker 3: But is she failing?
Speaker 1: I mean she's she's named. Anything she's done successful. I mean,
Speaker 1: let her dogs.
Speaker 3: All of her albums were successful.
Speaker 1: But she's thirty years ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I.
Speaker 1: Mean she's failing. She's rich, she's well, that's not what
Speaker 1: the question is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Mike Spencer Pratt, there's nothing he can't do. He's
Speaker 5: on the role.
Speaker 1: I would argue, he's not failing, he's on his way up.
Speaker 5: He's also, well, you're right, he's and in terms of
Speaker 5: like there's all these people who just you haven't heard
Speaker 5: about him in fifteen years, and they're going to OnlyFans
Speaker 5: like Shannon Elizabeth. She said what in the first month
Speaker 5: she made more than her total acting career combined. Good
Speaker 5: for her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Gary Busey, I didn't say it'd be great watch it.
Speaker 1: You'd watch it like you'd watch a train wreck. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, are you guys going to watch the best
Speaker 1: spin off of Yellowstone Dutton Ranch? Are you gonna watch
Speaker 1: Dutton Ranch? Lindsay probably not. Did you watch Yellowstone? Not yet? Right,
Speaker 1: it's not ten years later? GIMPI it's on my radar.
Speaker 1: I haven't watched it yet, No, Mike, not my thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna watch it. The first
Speaker 1: episode I believe is tonight. Uh, yeah, it's It's not
Speaker 1: something I care about. I feel like they're trying to
Speaker 1: squeeze so much. Now. I hear the show with the
Speaker 1: Sun Marshalls. Marshall's I hear that's really good, but it's
Speaker 1: really just like uh, police slash cowboy porn, Like all
Speaker 1: it is is glorified gun raids and things like that
Speaker 1: pretty much basically, but still good. Yeah to watch. Uh,
Speaker 1: what are you watching right now? Mike?
Speaker 5: I did watch him a low down. I think they
Speaker 5: do a really fun, cool job here. Uh yeah, that's
Speaker 5: that wrestling Paul Paul Royal Yeah, that was a fun one.
Speaker 5: I thought that was like brand new. It turns out
Speaker 5: that's old, but that was fun.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's what I watching Rooster on HBO Max Okay,
Speaker 1: Stephen Colbert. I do this every time. Steve Carrell, Steve Carell.
Speaker 1: Uh and he's his daughter's at college and he's trying
Speaker 1: to visit her and they rope her into being a
Speaker 1: a teacher there, and it's it's got oh one of
Speaker 1: the bobs from Office Space. Nope, the Office. It's John C. McGinley.
Speaker 1: He is the Dina, the president of the school, and
Speaker 1: he's this complete, dry, smug character. It's awesome, is it humor?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah yeah. And
Speaker 1: Steve Carell's very very awkward. He's such a good actress.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you'll see a little bit of the Office
Speaker 1: in this with Steve Carell. What about you, Lindsay.
Speaker 3: You know, I really am not watching anything. The pit
Speaker 3: just ended, so I haven't really picked up anything since
Speaker 3: I haven't had time. I guess with anything, I'm watching
Speaker 3: twenty twenty on Friday nights, Like I'll watch those episodes
Speaker 3: during the week, the new episodes, I'll fall asleep for
Speaker 3: those at night.
Speaker 1: Besides Marshall's GIMPI nothing really comes to mind watching a
Speaker 1: lot of young shit. Really yeah, I feel like that
Speaker 1: needs an elaborate explanation. But why I mean exactly. I
Speaker 1: see the clips on the TikTok and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's fun. I got nothing better to do with my wasting,
Speaker 1: pathetic life. Let's go ahead and watch it. But how
Speaker 1: did he become Sheldon?
Speaker 3: We must know.
Speaker 1: Right when they were like, we gotta have a spinoff?
Speaker 1: What do we do? How about him grown up? Like
Speaker 1: as a grandpa? Right, that's still the same guy. We
Speaker 1: need a new fresh look the origin story. Is there
Speaker 1: any show that spun off and went backwards like to
Speaker 1: them being young because Joni Loves Chachi was them after
Speaker 1: the show?
Speaker 5: There was a prequel to Sex in the City. There was,
Speaker 5: there was Onike the WB and how they came to be.
Speaker 5: What else do we have there? There's been a fair
Speaker 5: amount of prequels here and.
Speaker 1: There spinoffs that were better than the original Frasier, we're.
Speaker 5: Asking spinoffs that are better than the original.
Speaker 1: No, that's just the list that came up there. There
Speaker 1: aren't really any that are better, that are worse, that
Speaker 1: are better than There's very few, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: There's very that. There are some though Frasier.
Speaker 1: Better than Cheers, maybe one more awards, but fan coveted.
Speaker 5: Would we say Family Matters is better than Perfect Strangers?
Speaker 1: Is the spin off better Call Saul better than Breaking Bad?
Speaker 1: I don't think so either.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: The Originals, which is a spin off of The Vampire Diaries,
Speaker 1: I didn't I never watched any of that. Uh. I
Speaker 1: can't think of one. Boston legal spin off of the Practice.
Speaker 5: The Simpsons is a better than the Tracy Ollmans show?
Speaker 1: Yes? Uh?
Speaker 5: Daria.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that a spinoff show from Head? Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Is it better than Abady? No?
Speaker 1: Facts of Life spin off of Different Strokes.
Speaker 5: That's the even that's a push I'm saying there, you're
Speaker 5: even on that.
Speaker 1: That's a Good Times spin off from maud. Okay.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Happy Days was a spin off of Love American Style.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. No, it's not what it says.
Speaker 5: But that was lavern and surely I think they just
Speaker 5: were in the same world.
Speaker 1: Lavernon Shirley was. I think they were in the same world.
Speaker 5: And then Mork and Mindy was also in that world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're right. Uh, the Jefferson's All in
Speaker 1: the Family is the compared the spin off from that, right,
Speaker 1: Any of the n c I s is in the
Speaker 1: this is yeah the same show, just different city, right,
Speaker 1: Pinky in the Brain of.
Speaker 5: Animaniacs, Yes, I will give that to them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good one. We did the Simpsons, Xena
Speaker 1: Warrior Princess Mister, so yeah, that's a fun list to
Speaker 1: go down.
Speaker 5: A lot of these are, I would say, in the realm,
Speaker 5: even they're the only one that is insanely more successful
Speaker 5: as Simpsons.
Speaker 1: Somebody texted Lindsey checkout HACKS on HBO or DTF Saint Louis.
Speaker 1: Both are good. Hacks is good, but the more seasons
Speaker 1: it goes on than not good it gets.
Speaker 5: They've exacerbated the story. But the first I saw the
Speaker 5: first three seasons, I thought it was insanely good.
Speaker 1: Tell it's really witty, Yeah it's it's good. And then DTF,
Speaker 1: I think is pretty good. I've only seen two episodes
Speaker 1: of it. For those who know, it is about these
Speaker 1: guys that are friends. One of them, played by Jason Bateman,
Speaker 1: is the weatherman in Saint Louis and they find a
Speaker 1: he wants to go on an app called DTF Saint
Speaker 1: Louis to find someone to cheat with on his wife.
Speaker 1: And he's trying to coerce the sheriff from Stranger Things
Speaker 1: I forget his name right now into being a part
Speaker 1: of this. And he suffers from Parni's disease. That's the
Speaker 1: one with the core good wainer, yes, and then of
Speaker 1: a heart attack in the very first episode. And it's
Speaker 1: the who done it type of thing? But ah, it's
Speaker 1: Jason Bateman in his very awkward delivery style like he
Speaker 1: is in everything, and yes, yeah, but he's the same
Speaker 1: in everything. There's no yeah, there's no change in style.
Speaker 5: I will give him that movie where he's like the
Speaker 5: terrorist with the on the airplane where he's super evil,
Speaker 5: or you want to go Marty Bird versus like uh
Speaker 5: Michael on arrested development.
Speaker 1: Those are different characters. I don't know the movie that
Speaker 1: he's the terrorist is villain.
Speaker 5: No, it's a it's him something like that. It's a
Speaker 5: it's a flight term with him and the kid from.
Speaker 1: Carry On Cars a carrot. All right, well, there you
Speaker 1: go carry on. Yeah, apparently it's it's called carry On
Speaker 1: and he he plays but he's still the same, like
Speaker 1: kind of awkward delivery. No, he's he's methodically evil. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: because it's kind of like, oh, that one actor that
Speaker 1: always tall. He's like, I don't do characters. I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm just me. David Spade. No, he was in the
Speaker 1: Fat Boy Slim video. Yeah, he's kind of like Christopher
Speaker 1: walking Like it's the same no matter what. But I'll
Speaker 1: watch this, we'll see what that's about. All right, make
Speaker 1: sure you stop by andlin he's eating the locations, great patio.
Speaker 1: What we've had all this week. I can't No, I
Speaker 1: don't know about the next couple of days.
Speaker 5: But also, if you're going out, like I'm gonna say
Speaker 5: something to Tulsa. Oh, it's a little bit of rain,
Speaker 5: all right, you deserve to go out, do not let
Speaker 5: oh my ring, don't don't just go out, all right,
Speaker 5: take yourself.
Speaker 1: It's kind to pass over.
Speaker 5: Last Friday, everyone's like, oh, batten down the hatches and
Speaker 5: nothing happened.
Speaker 1: Just that's pretty crazy at my house on Friday night.
Speaker 1: Well that's a you thing. Go out, go out and
Speaker 1: enjoy Tulsa. The rain will pass And I could be wrong,
Speaker 1: but all your patios are covered.
Speaker 5: They're all covered, they're all closed. Don't let the news
Speaker 5: freak you out. And you use real plates, not paper,
Speaker 5: So real plates every day of the week.
Speaker 1: It's a mission statement. We will have real plates. This
Speaker 1: is my promise. Era. And if you're having people over
Speaker 1: for graduation or whatever, get some pizza. Maybe pool time
Speaker 1: is coming up, get pizza. And if you need something catered,
Speaker 1: makes you think about Andalini's for catering, and don't think
Speaker 1: about just a wedding or some bom mitzvah. You guys
Speaker 1: do catering pretty much anything.
Speaker 5: Anything. We can make it happen. We don't have to
Speaker 5: ask the corporate. We're Huckleberry, all right.
Speaker 1: Makes you look about andopizza dot com. Mike, thanks for
Speaker 1: coming by, Thank you, We'll be back. I don't know
Speaker 1: if this is true, so I'm checking things as we
Speaker 1: talk about it in real time. But I saw a
Speaker 1: post online and it and it shows a video a
Speaker 1: news story about some waymos that are stuck in a
Speaker 1: neighborhood in Atlanta and they're stuck in a cul de
Speaker 1: sac and they were that way for hours, just driving
Speaker 1: around round and round and round and round and round. Right, yeah,
Speaker 1: And they said it happens a lot, according to the
Speaker 1: people in this neighborhood, and they said, Weimo after Weaimo
Speaker 1: would show up and one morning it was fifty cars
Speaker 1: that were doing this, and they've neighbors have taken videos
Speaker 1: and shared them online and they said, sometimes the Waimos
Speaker 1: even get stuck and can't do anything, and we can't
Speaker 1: get out of our driveways and things like that, and
Speaker 1: the neighbors say they don't know what to do. And
Speaker 1: Waymo responded by saying that way Mo, We're committed to
Speaker 1: being a good neighbor. We take community feedback seriously and
Speaker 1: have already addressed the routine behavior. With over five hundred
Speaker 1: thousand weekly trips across the country, our service has proven
Speaker 1: to signify significantly reduce draft injuries and improve road safety.
Speaker 1: We value our relationship with Atlanta residents remain focused on
Speaker 1: providing seamless, respectiful, and safe experiences for residents alike. They
Speaker 1: have a horrible PR department. Yeah they do. That is
Speaker 1: not a great PR response. That's a commercial right, and
Speaker 1: I don't think you should use a PR opportunity or
Speaker 1: accusation to also advertise yourself. And that sounds like what
Speaker 1: they're doing. Yeah, maybe so maybe so rather than say
Speaker 1: something like we are committed to safety, but as companies grow.
Speaker 1: As companies grow, they experience challenges and this is one
Speaker 1: of those. We have rectified this problem and we've made
Speaker 1: amends with those in that neighborhood. Yeah, it's pretty simple.
Speaker 1: We'll continue on to try and be the best community
Speaker 1: stewards we can, right, Like, why is it going to
Speaker 1: be this? I'm like, nah, but yeah, we're real good.
Speaker 1: I think it's great how they're coming up with these
Speaker 1: inventions and stuff to revolutionize the world to make life easier,
Speaker 1: right like with Waimo and their self automated driving cars,
Speaker 1: and it's doing nothing but making the world worse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, it could have just left well enough alone
Speaker 1: where everybody is good with their gasoline powered cars getting
Speaker 1: where they need to go and no social media. Life
Speaker 1: was all right, you know what I mean. But it's like,
Speaker 1: we got all this stuff, we're going to revolutionize, We're
Speaker 1: going to make life easier, and it's just it's done
Speaker 1: nothing but just be crap. I hear you. But I
Speaker 1: can't help but go back to the thought of why
Speaker 1: would I buy a car. I have a perfectly good horse.
Speaker 1: I get that I totally get that there is a
Speaker 1: little bit of advancement of technology that should be embraced.
Speaker 1: And there is some driverless cars that I think are good. Now,
Speaker 1: you might have seen those delivery little scooter things. They
Speaker 1: don't do them here, but they do them in some cities,
Speaker 1: like like the Cooler. Yeah, and watching people deliberately knock
Speaker 1: them over, Oh so funny. Yeah, or they put googly
Speaker 1: eyes on them, or they vandalize them. You shouldn't do that,
Speaker 1: bad news, but they're funny to watch from the sidelines. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those I don't really have an issue with U. And
Speaker 1: then there are they're starting to become more and more
Speaker 1: truck drivers that they do humanless truck driving. Yeah, that's scary.
Speaker 1: That's scary because, uh, much like with these weaymos, this
Speaker 1: is the same thing, but you have a much larger
Speaker 1: vehicle that can cause more damage. You know. Granted, yeah,
Speaker 1: you might be saving lives, one life of a driver,
Speaker 1: maybe one. You're taking their job, all right. You already
Speaker 1: know how I feel about that, and how I spoke
Speaker 1: about it this morning with AI taking over all these
Speaker 1: IT jobs or whatever. But I think I think, I
Speaker 1: think it's why are you going to leave safety? Into
Speaker 1: the hands of a robot works good for cars making cars.
Speaker 1: So I hear you on the points you're making I
Speaker 1: think are all valid, except there's a massive problem in
Speaker 1: the trucking industry where companies will change their LLC to
Speaker 1: avoid any type of safety checks or litigation situations. And
Speaker 1: it is a bad cycle. There are many families that
Speaker 1: get injured with human driving vehicles and try and don't
Speaker 1: get any recourse or any financial or reimbursement for the
Speaker 1: medical expenses caused by negligent negligence on the trucking company
Speaker 1: or the person running the trucking trucking company or operating
Speaker 1: the vehicle for that trucking company. And so I hear you,
Speaker 1: But at least this would create a legal streamline of
Speaker 1: there is an easy accountability line because accidents are already
Speaker 1: happening with human drivers. Just just say the same thing's not
Speaker 1: going to happen with automated them changing their LLCs, them
Speaker 1: not being held accountable by laws and standards whatever, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, they could do the same same thing that
Speaker 1: they're doing now with humans as they are, as they
Speaker 1: can with automated So I don't think there's much difference there.
Speaker 1: I just don't like the idea. How many of those
Speaker 1: way moo's got stuck in a cul de sac have
Speaker 1: fifty at one point they didn't hurt anybody. It doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: not yet anyway. Yeah, just because they keep driving around
Speaker 1: in circles. So this says, uh, okay, So this is
Speaker 1: per million drivers any reported injury by way to an
Speaker 1: automated car zero point seventy to one per million Okay,
Speaker 1: humans three point nine. Okay, so there is almost four times.
Speaker 1: We'll pull it back three times as many more accidents
Speaker 1: when a human's driving than with the car. But the
Speaker 1: car gets with a computer or camera or whatever gets
Speaker 1: more attention because it's you know, the terminator. Okay. So
Speaker 1: whose false is that? Is because they're hiring terrible drivers.
Speaker 1: Is it because they're not training them well enough? No, No,
Speaker 1: that's no. No. The human part is human drivers collectively. Again,
Speaker 1: Is it because they're hiring terrible drivers? Is because there
Speaker 1: is no training? Is it because they're hiring foreigners from
Speaker 1: all over the world to let them come drive without
Speaker 1: any training and all whatsoever? This says human drivers are
Speaker 1: eleven times higher serious injury or worse crash rate than
Speaker 1: any automated vehicle. Now, that may be the propaganda for
Speaker 1: that industry. I'm just telling you the numbers. I'm a
Speaker 1: big stats guy. I believe in stats. I don't go
Speaker 1: with hunches. And there's a five point five times higher
Speaker 1: any injury crash rate with humans. Okay, So even though
Speaker 1: that's annoying they blocked, you know, a cul de sac
Speaker 1: or whatever, Ultimately they are safe. That's like say, you know,
Speaker 1: when a plane crashes, people are like, oh, don't lie, right,
Speaker 1: ridiculously safer to fly anywhere? Yeah, for sure, Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: probably right. Who knows, who cares? Why don't you just
Speaker 1: go ahead and sit down and let the robots take
Speaker 1: over the world. Seems like that's where we're heading to anyway,
Speaker 1: with artificial intelligence, with self automated driving cars. You know,
Speaker 1: what are we here to do now? What are we
Speaker 1: here to do now? As the human race? What are
Speaker 1: we here to do? Yeah? While the uh, I'm sure
Speaker 1: people said the same thing. When you know computers were
Speaker 1: introduced back in the day. They're going to take over jobs.
Speaker 1: We found new jobs. Tech says as a career driver,
Speaker 1: I'm not concerned in my job security for the rest
Speaker 1: of my lifetime. You say that now you say that
Speaker 1: now until they're like, Okay.
Speaker 3: Well he's probably like sixty four years old, he's going
Speaker 3: to retire.
Speaker 1: No, I know this kid. He's only in his mid thirties.
Speaker 1: So I love that kid. Thirties. Yeah, I love it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I mean it's it's a coming for you, it's
Speaker 1: coming for us. Ah, yeah you could. I don't want
Speaker 1: to think that. I don't want to. But just the
Speaker 1: more and more I think about it, the more and
Speaker 1: more I look at things, and the more and more
Speaker 1: stuff comes out, I'm like that, that's where we're heading.
Speaker 1: What about the good stuff you've talked about with me?
Speaker 1: And it's fun. I think it's fun. I think it's
Speaker 1: great that I can use AI to come up with
Speaker 1: a new song for Lindsay's victory, all right. I think
Speaker 1: it's great that I can use AI to edit pictures
Speaker 1: and and and and have fun stuff with it. But
Speaker 1: much like everything, there's a bad sign to it. There's
Speaker 1: a bad side to everything, to every good. It's just
Speaker 1: the balance of life, Yeah, the balance of the universe.
Speaker 1: So just a question, why not then the bad side
Speaker 1: of alcohol and get rid of alcohol? We should get
Speaker 1: rid of that too. Yeah, you're probably right, And I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have any problem with that because there's more damage
Speaker 1: done because of alcohol than there there's more bad than
Speaker 1: there is good, you know what I mean. What about motorcycles, Yeah,
Speaker 1: same thing. You know, you ought to have some self
Speaker 1: control when it comes to that sort of thing. And
Speaker 1: a lot of the motorcycle riders, it's not us. It's
Speaker 1: all people in cages that don't pay no damn attention.
Speaker 1: So you got that, all right, We gotta take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be back. The Big Man Morning Show returns next