WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.480 --> 00:00:10.039 You are about to witness amazing amot has coming living 2 00:00:10.320 --> 00:00:17.519 man's property of all time. Yes, my bow, sock on, 3 00:00:17.679 --> 00:00:32.359 you bow down to your master. Then you did it. 4 00:00:33.079 --> 00:00:45.840 Then you did it. Where you did it? Allowed to play? 5 00:00:46.640 --> 00:01:00.520 Allowed to play, Allowed to play, Come to play the 6 00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:08.319 personal horse the person. The sun is rising God, Oh 7 00:01:08.480 --> 00:01:09.480 wake up, Wake. 8 00:01:09.359 --> 00:01:12.400 Up now, don't worry. 9 00:01:12.599 --> 00:01:15.439 We're all here to show you how. 10 00:01:15.959 --> 00:01:19.640 Janna Witz holds his glass station k and moot home 11 00:01:19.760 --> 00:01:22.359 the listens is a fan Musby, don't. 12 00:01:22.159 --> 00:01:28.879 Turn downtown, Jass, wait and say are you ready? 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And we've got Willy Nilly talk 36 00:03:17.599 --> 00:03:19.680 about anything you want, bring up something new, go back 37 00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:22.400 to something. It's your chance to own the show. And 38 00:03:22.439 --> 00:03:25.840 Michael be joining us from Andelini's for that tales. It's Friday. 39 00:03:26.719 --> 00:03:29.080 If you haven't participated in one of their patios, especially 40 00:03:29.080 --> 00:03:32.479 with the way the weather's been this week, you are 41 00:03:32.479 --> 00:03:37.800 missing out. They've got great patios. When we talk about 42 00:03:37.840 --> 00:03:40.360 going to the movies, I think about one thing, and 43 00:03:40.400 --> 00:03:44.479 that is the movie. I don't think about anything else. Occasionally, 44 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:47.680 I'll take into consideration if it's a plate like the 45 00:03:48.039 --> 00:03:51.479 comforts of the place, so I know they have those 46 00:03:51.520 --> 00:03:54.159 four D chairs at some of the movie theaters. If 47 00:03:54.199 --> 00:03:57.039 you don't know what those are, you pay a lot 48 00:03:57.120 --> 00:04:00.439 more and the chair will vibrate at certain times, blow 49 00:04:00.560 --> 00:04:04.400 in your face. Yes, it's got all these extra things, 50 00:04:04.439 --> 00:04:08.199 you feel, but I usually don't take advantage of that. 51 00:04:09.520 --> 00:04:14.719 But apparently AMC has announced new menu items. And I've 52 00:04:14.759 --> 00:04:19.399 never taken into account the menu items of a movie 53 00:04:19.439 --> 00:04:24.560 theater on whether I'm going there. Besides popcorn and hot dogs, 54 00:04:24.920 --> 00:04:31.720 I can't think of something special a movie theater does. No. No, 55 00:04:31.800 --> 00:04:35.000 but it seems like it's becoming more and more common 56 00:04:35.079 --> 00:04:37.480 that you can get an actual dinner. You don't have 57 00:04:37.519 --> 00:04:43.399 to stick with popcorn nachos, right, Waners whatever. Well, they 58 00:04:43.439 --> 00:04:50.720 said they have a new menu with Dillish pretzels. Dilish 59 00:04:51.199 --> 00:04:54.839 Dilish pretzels. Have you ever heard of this? I don't know. 60 00:04:54.839 --> 00:04:57.800 I don't think it's a brand because it's not capitalized. 61 00:04:58.040 --> 00:05:02.920 Is it dilish or like short for delices? I mean 62 00:05:03.199 --> 00:05:06.720 dlish is spelled d E and this is d Yeah. 63 00:05:07.199 --> 00:05:12.519 That tells me a deal flavored pretzel. Yeah, yeah, I 64 00:05:12.560 --> 00:05:14.439 don't know if I I don't know if I'm on 65 00:05:14.480 --> 00:05:19.079 board for that. I do love a good fresh baked pretzel. Uh, huh. 66 00:05:19.199 --> 00:05:21.439 Or even those frozen ones you reheat. I do love those. 67 00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:23.399 They are good. When we went to New York Man, 68 00:05:23.439 --> 00:05:27.079 they were they were massive. Go to a pub or 69 00:05:27.120 --> 00:05:29.879 a brewery and they had massive ones. They were so good. 70 00:05:32.120 --> 00:05:34.600 But I don't know about dyl. I occasionally like a 71 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:39.959 cinnamon sugar like quick trip cinnamon sugar One's pretty good. Yeah, dil. Yeah, 72 00:05:40.160 --> 00:05:42.800 pickle flavor is something that you can you can just 73 00:05:42.839 --> 00:05:45.040 take in small, but at least for me anyway, small doses. 74 00:05:45.079 --> 00:05:46.920 I can't do a whole lot of ones. No, you're 75 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:50.920 I like deal pickles. I don't love deal pickle flavoring, 76 00:05:51.000 --> 00:05:53.680 like I don't love Deal pickle chips. There's Dial pickle beer. 77 00:05:54.000 --> 00:05:55.639 I just don't love any of that. Yeah, too much 78 00:05:55.639 --> 00:05:56.720 of it is just to overkill. 79 00:05:57.240 --> 00:05:59.160 See. I can do like a sip of a Dill 80 00:05:59.240 --> 00:06:05.319 pickle beer. I can do maybe three Dill pickled potato chips, 81 00:06:05.680 --> 00:06:08.480 just the taste and I'm good. I don't need anything 82 00:06:09.120 --> 00:06:10.000 anything more than that. 83 00:06:10.279 --> 00:06:12.240 There was a guy we talked about him, the guy 84 00:06:12.240 --> 00:06:15.399 that orders food off Facebook and then tries it on camera. Yeah, 85 00:06:15.600 --> 00:06:19.439 he ordered this place. They do crunch raps, but they 86 00:06:19.439 --> 00:06:22.519 do crunch raps of different styles. So everybody doesn't know 87 00:06:22.519 --> 00:06:25.160 what a crunch rap is. It's basically a burrito, but 88 00:06:25.199 --> 00:06:27.879 it's a flat burrito and everything's layered and you can 89 00:06:27.879 --> 00:06:31.120 see it. And he did like they did a Italian 90 00:06:31.160 --> 00:06:37.480 sub crunch rap. Okay, looked delicious. They did a Cuban 91 00:06:37.920 --> 00:06:40.839 one and the layer of pickles in it. You were like, yes, 92 00:06:40.879 --> 00:06:44.360 and if you've ever had a Cuban. The pretzels changed 93 00:06:44.360 --> 00:06:48.199 the game on that sandwich. But I like pickles in 94 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:52.879 those scenarios. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Yeah, again, small 95 00:06:52.920 --> 00:06:58.000 doses of pickle. Well, they've also announced a Hot Honey pizza. Okay, yeah, 96 00:06:58.000 --> 00:07:00.560 that's fine. I might be interested in that Honey I like, 97 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:04.399 I like, I like the chicken. Yeah, that doesn't do 98 00:07:04.480 --> 00:07:09.439 anything for me. Hot Honey sausage pizza with juicy pits 99 00:07:09.480 --> 00:07:15.319 of sausage, deal pickle, pretzels and popcorn chicken street corn poppers. 100 00:07:15.720 --> 00:07:17.839 So street corn poppers, if you know what street corn is. 101 00:07:18.319 --> 00:07:20.240 That is where they dunk it and it's got all 102 00:07:20.240 --> 00:07:26.560 the cohita cheese and stuff like that on it. I'm guessing, yeah, 103 00:07:26.800 --> 00:07:28.600 I'm guessing. And then it's made into a little deep 104 00:07:28.600 --> 00:07:33.800 fried thing. I'm for that. I think if I had 105 00:07:33.800 --> 00:07:36.439 to pick a food thing on whether I was going 106 00:07:36.439 --> 00:07:40.079 to a movie theater, it would be do they serve beer? Right? 107 00:07:40.959 --> 00:07:44.040 And even then I'm like, oh right, because you pay 108 00:07:44.160 --> 00:07:47.639 fifteen dollars for a small popcorn, ain't gonna pay forty 109 00:07:47.680 --> 00:07:51.800 five for a cocktail or a beer. On May first, 110 00:07:51.800 --> 00:07:56.120 they began selling outhouse shaped popcorn buckets ew to celebrate 111 00:07:56.160 --> 00:07:59.759 the twenty fifth anniversary of Shrek. I don't know if 112 00:08:00.000 --> 00:08:02.040 want to eat my punk corn out of an outhouse. 113 00:08:03.839 --> 00:08:06.040 I don't know if I want to spend thirty five dollars. 114 00:08:05.800 --> 00:08:08.160 On a popcorn buck I don't think you're the target. 115 00:08:08.480 --> 00:08:12.079 No kids would, Yeah, but I don't know if kids 116 00:08:12.079 --> 00:08:14.519 that my kids love Shrek, they do not like Shrek one. 117 00:08:15.879 --> 00:08:19.000 That's not their favorite one. All the first Shrek Yeah okay, yeah, 118 00:08:19.199 --> 00:08:22.959 movies got to be almost thirty years old. Yeah right, 119 00:08:24.120 --> 00:08:28.120 So for them they're just like, it's fine. They like 120 00:08:28.160 --> 00:08:31.199 the more recent ones, not that they feel any more 121 00:08:31.240 --> 00:08:35.840 modern than Yeah, the first one. Shrek the Original came 122 00:08:35.840 --> 00:08:40.639 out in two thousand and one. Wow, wow, wow exactly. Yeah, 123 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:43.639 Shrek two is in two thousand and four, Shrek the 124 00:08:43.679 --> 00:08:48.120 Third in two thousand and seven and then Shrek Forever 125 00:08:48.200 --> 00:08:53.039 after twenty ten, Shrek five twenty that's the new one 126 00:08:53.039 --> 00:08:55.879 coming out next year. Yeah, so fifteen year gap between 127 00:08:55.960 --> 00:08:58.879 the last one and this one. Yeah, milking it man, 128 00:08:59.759 --> 00:09:06.200 he's when he does Shrek and he's going, Hi, I'm 129 00:09:06.360 --> 00:09:18.799 somebody steed geriatric. Right. He yells at donkey and donkeys like, hay. 130 00:09:19.720 --> 00:09:24.480 What I said was him and Lord Farquhar. They're now friends, right, 131 00:09:24.559 --> 00:09:26.320 and they've been. You know, you get older, you don't 132 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:28.000 care about that stuff. He was sitting in the old 133 00:09:28.039 --> 00:09:31.879 folks home playing Checkers. Him and the and the princess 134 00:09:31.919 --> 00:09:36.799 are divorced, trying to figure out weekds because you know, 135 00:09:37.200 --> 00:09:41.840 life's now married a younger, right, a younger Fiona, younger 136 00:09:41.919 --> 00:09:46.320 Shrek hey man or he's got a corvette I don't know, right, 137 00:09:46.639 --> 00:09:49.919 definitely a motorcycle and a goatee. Right, where's a leather cut. 138 00:09:50.360 --> 00:09:53.399 We moved out of the swamp into a one bedroom apartment. 139 00:09:54.600 --> 00:09:58.000 Gets to see the kids every other weekend. He would 140 00:09:58.120 --> 00:10:01.200 just complains that he's it's the free legates go have 141 00:10:01.200 --> 00:10:04.639 fun while he takes care of the kids. Yeah, that's 142 00:10:04.639 --> 00:10:09.519 a movie I'm interested in. It's a real Shrick oh, 143 00:10:09.559 --> 00:10:13.000 and if they play the same bit, you're like, okay, yeah, 144 00:10:13.879 --> 00:10:15.759 I have a feeling they are. Yeah, I don't know. 145 00:10:16.200 --> 00:10:19.600 I stopped watching Shrek after the first one. I have 146 00:10:19.679 --> 00:10:21.679 not seen any of the other ones at all, whatsoever. 147 00:10:22.759 --> 00:10:25.600 Maybe the second one, I can't remember. They're all pretty solid. 148 00:10:27.000 --> 00:10:28.639 I'm sure. I'm sure they are. I don't have a 149 00:10:28.879 --> 00:10:34.080 hatred at all. Uh, I don't. It's even hard to 150 00:10:34.080 --> 00:10:39.240 find a list of the best movie theater food because 151 00:10:39.279 --> 00:10:44.039 it always goes to guess what popcorn? Yeah, oh no, 152 00:10:44.759 --> 00:10:47.759 oh no, no no, or they really even not there. 153 00:10:47.919 --> 00:10:50.679 They're just chips and cheese with some hallowpens. Yeah that's true, 154 00:10:50.799 --> 00:10:54.240 right that I've just not I've never been a fan 155 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:57.440 of the squeeze cheese like that, right. And maybe it's 156 00:10:57.440 --> 00:11:00.399 because I worked at a convenience store and I was 157 00:11:00.440 --> 00:11:03.399 responsible for making sure there was a fresh bag every 158 00:11:03.399 --> 00:11:08.360 morning of cheese. And it sits on a warmer yeah 159 00:11:08.480 --> 00:11:12.440 hard pass, and they stacked it next to the everything else. 160 00:11:12.480 --> 00:11:15.039 You know, the cases of oil. Yeah, you know how 161 00:11:15.080 --> 00:11:17.840 the sausage is made. Yeah, that's why I don't eat 162 00:11:18.080 --> 00:11:21.240 drink cappuccinos from the convenience store, because you know how 163 00:11:21.240 --> 00:11:23.279 they made. If you've ever seen how those are made, 164 00:11:23.639 --> 00:11:26.360 the powder and then the water and then if it's 165 00:11:26.399 --> 00:11:29.639 never cleaned, it just crystallizes and makes a stalag tite. Yeah, 166 00:11:30.559 --> 00:11:33.159 and you're like, oh good, it's you know, it's now 167 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:41.720 a cappuccino luge, exactly exactly. I don't know what would 168 00:11:41.799 --> 00:11:45.080 be a good movie theater food that would persuade me, 169 00:11:45.320 --> 00:11:47.279 like I don't want to go because they know there's 170 00:11:47.279 --> 00:11:49.480 some place they do, like a dinner theater. Yeah, the 171 00:11:50.399 --> 00:11:52.159 what is it called the Is it called the Austin 172 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:56.600 Movie House or something like that. I've never been somebody 173 00:11:56.639 --> 00:11:58.200 who like, let's go eat a steak and watch a 174 00:11:58.240 --> 00:12:02.159 movie at a movie thing, right r movies. When it 175 00:12:02.159 --> 00:12:06.440 comes to food, it has to be finger friendly, giggy. 176 00:12:08.000 --> 00:12:11.279 It has to be easy to eat in a chair. Like, 177 00:12:11.279 --> 00:12:14.919 like you said, a steak isn't on the radar a hamburger. 178 00:12:14.960 --> 00:12:18.559 I don't think that might be good, But I don't know. 179 00:12:18.639 --> 00:12:21.840 I just I feel like I ain't got enough room 180 00:12:21.879 --> 00:12:23.960 as it is, there's table for me to put my 181 00:12:24.000 --> 00:12:25.320 stuff on, you. 182 00:12:25.279 --> 00:12:29.559 Know, like chicken tenders. Yeah, would be more of. 183 00:12:29.519 --> 00:12:31.759 A finger food, yeah, right right. 184 00:12:31.639 --> 00:12:36.840 So the Warren Theater and broken Arrow has amazing cheese curds. 185 00:12:37.519 --> 00:12:39.639 They are really really good. I mean, you're gonna pay 186 00:12:39.679 --> 00:12:43.759 more high prices, you know, because it is what it is. 187 00:12:43.879 --> 00:12:46.480 You expect it though, you know you already know what 188 00:12:46.519 --> 00:12:49.679 you're you're going, and you're you're gonna pay higher prices. 189 00:12:49.720 --> 00:12:52.440 You just know you are. But they are really good. 190 00:12:52.440 --> 00:12:54.720 They have good onion rings. We went to a birthday 191 00:12:54.720 --> 00:12:58.679 party there in their upper level. They have a big 192 00:12:58.720 --> 00:13:02.919 bar up there, and they had some really good food items. 193 00:13:03.600 --> 00:13:07.080 There's some things that I wouldn't go for because of 194 00:13:07.240 --> 00:13:09.919 price or whatever, but they're cheese curds. 195 00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:14.000 They were amazing. Here here's some movie theater foods that 196 00:13:14.039 --> 00:13:20.840 you wouldn't expect. Homemade jerky. You wouldn't expect that. Paley 197 00:13:20.919 --> 00:13:22.000 Herman got popped for that. 198 00:13:22.039 --> 00:13:27.159 And yeah, right now, maybe now, maybe if there was 199 00:13:27.200 --> 00:13:31.320 a certain movie I would maybe you could would expect 200 00:13:31.320 --> 00:13:33.399 to see that type of deliverance. 201 00:13:33.840 --> 00:13:38.240 Yes, okay, yes, yeah, I don't know. I could just 202 00:13:38.279 --> 00:13:42.039 sneak in jerky. Uh. Apparently AMC does chocolate hazel nut 203 00:13:42.120 --> 00:13:43.159 filled turos. 204 00:13:43.799 --> 00:13:44.399 That sounds good. 205 00:13:44.440 --> 00:13:48.879 Okay, that's easy to eat, right, use your hand. You 206 00:13:48.919 --> 00:13:50.759 ain't got it. Not a lot of work that goes 207 00:13:50.759 --> 00:13:53.639 into it. Isn't that mate? Uh? Cinnamon sugar everywhere, but 208 00:13:53.679 --> 00:13:57.960 still mac and cheese bites. Okay again, something small, easy 209 00:13:57.960 --> 00:14:03.000 to eat churo popcorn. Oh, it's called the Alamo Draft House, 210 00:14:03.039 --> 00:14:07.039 not the Austin Draft. So churro popcorn and it's uh, 211 00:14:07.519 --> 00:14:11.039 basically it's popcorn with like little churros in it, like 212 00:14:11.879 --> 00:14:15.039 very small sized churroschopped up and put in with the popcorn. Okay, 213 00:14:15.960 --> 00:14:20.200 truffled parmesan popcorn, sure, I mean a lot of those 214 00:14:20.200 --> 00:14:21.799 popcorns are okay flavored? 215 00:14:21.960 --> 00:14:22.320 Yeah. 216 00:14:22.360 --> 00:14:27.440 Loaded fries. I love loaded fries. They are messy though. Yeah. 217 00:14:27.519 --> 00:14:30.000 I don't think it's good theater food, and I don't 218 00:14:30.080 --> 00:14:32.360 like it. I like the perimeter. I can't do the 219 00:14:32.399 --> 00:14:40.519 gooey innerds tandory chicken skewers okay, skewer chicken on a stick. Yeah, 220 00:14:40.639 --> 00:14:43.519 that ain't bad. That seems easy enough to eat. How 221 00:14:43.559 --> 00:14:48.840 hot pepper calamari frita. So it's calamari with uh sliced 222 00:14:49.879 --> 00:14:55.039 jalapenos in it, okay, mixed in so yeah? Yeah. Flight 223 00:14:55.120 --> 00:14:59.159 of fries a flight of fries. Yeah, so they're's different 224 00:14:59.240 --> 00:15:05.039 types of fries. Parmesan truffle, sweet potato, green bean. So 225 00:15:05.159 --> 00:15:08.440 you get all three different types of fries. Okay, sign 226 00:15:08.519 --> 00:15:11.240 me up. This isn't gonna land for everybody, but I 227 00:15:11.320 --> 00:15:14.200 do love a good hummus and movie theater does a 228 00:15:14.320 --> 00:15:19.519 hummus tray. Weird, but okay, I mean it's a dip. Yeah, yeah, 229 00:15:19.720 --> 00:15:22.240 it's just a dip. Take it. I don't need the 230 00:15:22.240 --> 00:15:24.519 celery and carrots. Get that garbage out of here. Just 231 00:15:24.519 --> 00:15:26.000 give me the pew of bread or even just some 232 00:15:26.080 --> 00:15:32.759 corn chips. U tell a Beignetes, Yes, tuna pokey bowl. 233 00:15:34.559 --> 00:15:37.679 I don't want a poke bowl at the movie theater. 234 00:15:39.879 --> 00:15:42.679 And here's a hot take. Pokey bowls are fine. They're 235 00:15:42.720 --> 00:15:45.960 not all there crays like you feel healthy, I guess 236 00:15:45.960 --> 00:15:49.399 when you're eating them. But it's just so much raw 237 00:15:49.480 --> 00:15:54.200 fish in a bowl. You're like, this feels awkward. But 238 00:15:54.240 --> 00:15:57.720 none of those really land. Maybe the Beignets who goes 239 00:15:57.759 --> 00:16:01.240 to the theater and eat health food. I mean some people, 240 00:16:01.399 --> 00:16:04.799 they have to. That's their life. Man. Not everybody's letting 241 00:16:04.840 --> 00:16:07.919 it go. Man, they should. You're already letting it go 242 00:16:08.000 --> 00:16:09.960 with your wallet at the theater. Might as well just 243 00:16:10.039 --> 00:16:11.600 let the rest of it go. Come on, in for 244 00:16:11.639 --> 00:16:13.080 a penny, in for a pound. Why don't we just 245 00:16:13.080 --> 00:16:14.679 have a smoked salmon and you bring it out and 246 00:16:14.720 --> 00:16:15.799 just lay it out in front of me and my 247 00:16:15.799 --> 00:16:17.320 friends and we just kind of pick at it during 248 00:16:17.320 --> 00:16:21.159 the movie, all right. Or a roasted pig, that would 249 00:16:21.240 --> 00:16:28.639 be fantastic. They come out, two people, a pig on 250 00:16:28.720 --> 00:16:32.559 a skewer. There you go. So so my personality is 251 00:16:32.600 --> 00:16:34.440 so messed up. We went on that Disney cruise and 252 00:16:34.480 --> 00:16:37.279 there's a lot of dinner theaters, like things happening while 253 00:16:37.320 --> 00:16:41.120 you're eating, right, And I don't do well with that. Yeah, 254 00:16:41.320 --> 00:16:42.799 I would never be able to go to a movie 255 00:16:42.840 --> 00:16:44.200 and they bring me a meal and I have to 256 00:16:44.240 --> 00:16:46.000 sit and like clang my nut playing you know, my 257 00:16:46.080 --> 00:16:49.159 knife on the plate, cut my stack cause I feel 258 00:16:49.159 --> 00:16:51.279 bad for the performers. I'm eating my food and they're 259 00:16:51.399 --> 00:16:54.440 dancing and singing, you know, let it go right? Like 260 00:16:54.759 --> 00:17:02.720 am I supposed to watch them rights the place? Oh? God? Yeah, 261 00:17:02.279 --> 00:17:08.200 I just can't keep my brain straight. And I don't 262 00:17:08.200 --> 00:17:10.119 know if I want homemade jerky out of movie theater. 263 00:17:10.240 --> 00:17:12.119 I don't know. There's just something about homemade jerky. I 264 00:17:12.160 --> 00:17:16.519 barely trust my friend who makes it right, right, well, 265 00:17:16.559 --> 00:17:19.880 I'm sure they've done the research and they know they 266 00:17:19.920 --> 00:17:22.440 know what they're doing. I don't know what the parameters 267 00:17:22.440 --> 00:17:26.920 are in terms of health regulations for homemade jerky well 268 00:17:27.599 --> 00:17:34.000 meet and dehydration. Yeah, I understand how jerky's made. I 269 00:17:34.000 --> 00:17:36.039 don't know if there's a special set of parameters. And 270 00:17:36.039 --> 00:17:38.640 I don't know if you and your back kitchen at 271 00:17:39.880 --> 00:17:41.160 I don't know a lot of people that go through 272 00:17:41.200 --> 00:17:43.039 chef's school or become a chef and they're like, well, 273 00:17:43.039 --> 00:17:46.759 I started out at the movie theater, right, and I 274 00:17:46.799 --> 00:17:48.160 brought you know, I came up with the idea of 275 00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:51.440 doing jerky, and then I moved on to making truffle 276 00:17:51.519 --> 00:17:55.519 fry flights. Right. Why'd you leave? Well, I mean it's 277 00:17:55.519 --> 00:17:59.240 a movie theater, right, all right, we got to take 278 00:17:59.240 --> 00:18:00.880 a break. We got tickets to The Black Crows that 279 00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:03.240 we're going to give away. We'll be back. The Big 280 00:18:03.279 --> 00:18:07.160 Med Morning Show returns. Do this thing called news Quikies, 281 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:10.440 but on Fridays we do just the really bizarre headlines. 282 00:18:13.359 --> 00:18:16.079 It's time for news quakies. World news, local news and 283 00:18:16.279 --> 00:18:19.240 news that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn, 284 00:18:19.240 --> 00:18:22.000 Gimbe and Lindsay with What's going on newsquakies from the 285 00:18:22.039 --> 00:18:23.640 Big Mad Morning showing ninety seven five. 286 00:18:25.599 --> 00:18:30.359 Woman with forty four dogs accused of abandoning kids at hospital. 287 00:18:32.640 --> 00:18:34.720 Well, you ain't got time for the kids if you're 288 00:18:34.720 --> 00:18:36.880 taking care of forty four goddamn. 289 00:18:36.480 --> 00:18:40.000 Dogs, right, I got my priorities. 290 00:18:40.680 --> 00:18:42.559 I wonder if they're forty four of one kind or 291 00:18:42.599 --> 00:18:47.319 just all different kids sources? Oh, how many kids does 292 00:18:47.359 --> 00:18:50.119 she have? That's the question, right? Was it just one 293 00:18:50.160 --> 00:18:51.920 or two? Or does she have forty four of them? 294 00:18:52.000 --> 00:18:54.759 And when you have forty four, let's just say she 295 00:18:54.799 --> 00:18:57.319 has one kid and you have forty five things you're 296 00:18:57.319 --> 00:18:59.519 trying to keep track of, and you forget one. Let's 297 00:18:59.519 --> 00:19:03.960 give her a break, right, right. Woman arrested after stealing 298 00:19:04.000 --> 00:19:08.519 wine and hiding it in an unspecified body cavity. Write 299 00:19:08.559 --> 00:19:14.240 it down. That counts. Well, it's unspecified. We're speculating. There's 300 00:19:14.319 --> 00:19:18.400 really only two cavities you can shut a bottle of wine. Gorbin. Oh, 301 00:19:18.480 --> 00:19:20.359 I clearly you've never seen a side show. 302 00:19:20.680 --> 00:19:22.559 But it wasn't an attack, was it? 303 00:19:23.079 --> 00:19:23.279 Oh? 304 00:19:23.640 --> 00:19:25.759 But no, But we have we have two categories we're 305 00:19:25.799 --> 00:19:29.079 keeping track of. We have food attacks, uh huh, and 306 00:19:29.119 --> 00:19:33.240 then we have things hidden in butts. Oh yes, and 307 00:19:33.319 --> 00:19:36.559 we don't know if this is a butt. Can we 308 00:19:36.640 --> 00:19:39.400 just assume it's a butt? Nope, Nope, nope, we gotta stay. 309 00:19:40.079 --> 00:19:45.839 Oh come on. Christian missionary hailed as holiest man alive 310 00:19:46.200 --> 00:19:51.839 pleads guilty to abusing boys. Uh okay, hotly all right? 311 00:19:53.880 --> 00:19:58.599 Crocodile that ain't South African man also has six pairs 312 00:19:58.640 --> 00:20:00.960 of sandals in his system. 313 00:20:01.240 --> 00:20:04.200 That wasn't the only man in the crocodile eight So 314 00:20:04.240 --> 00:20:06.799 you can didjust people but not sandals, got it? What 315 00:20:06.839 --> 00:20:13.359 brand ye right talk about? Oh Jesus Christ doddlerpolls loaded 316 00:20:13.400 --> 00:20:18.799 gun out of diaper bag, daring traffic. Stop what I 317 00:20:18.880 --> 00:20:22.880 just hit there? They're not gonna look in the diaper bag. God, 318 00:20:25.119 --> 00:20:30.240 that's me. Uh. Colorful sea piggies are mysteriously washing up 319 00:20:30.279 --> 00:20:35.039 on beaches. Uh, I wonder what a sea piggy is. 320 00:20:35.319 --> 00:20:38.000 It's a movie. Lindsay's going to promote at nice She's 321 00:20:38.079 --> 00:20:39.240 a nice lady. 322 00:20:40.640 --> 00:20:44.119 A man who killed grandfather with one punch after a 323 00:20:44.119 --> 00:20:48.920 woman rejected his creepy advances is found guilty. 324 00:20:49.480 --> 00:20:53.680 Does he? Bruce Lee? I mean, you can hit somebody 325 00:20:54.160 --> 00:20:57.759 unknowingly and then not be aware of a medical situation 326 00:20:57.880 --> 00:21:02.240 they have true and cause them to die. They say grandfather, 327 00:21:02.480 --> 00:21:05.240 you instantly assume he's eighty six, but I mean, hell, 328 00:21:05.400 --> 00:21:08.160 I am my grandfather, right he's and you're only eighty five, 329 00:21:08.319 --> 00:21:12.119 and you just assume that, like they're very frail, right 330 00:21:12.400 --> 00:21:16.000 and can't and can't do anything right? Right? Right? He 331 00:21:16.119 --> 00:21:19.640 was sixty six? Okay, still, I mean he could have 332 00:21:19.759 --> 00:21:22.720 knocked him down, bombed his head. Boom. Now you're dead, 333 00:21:23.359 --> 00:21:26.400 killed with one punch. French police are warning drivers to 334 00:21:26.720 --> 00:21:30.720 look out for drunk deer. The video is hilarious At first, 335 00:21:30.720 --> 00:21:32.599 You're like, how do they know it was drunk? And 336 00:21:33.039 --> 00:21:36.480 you really don't except the deer's just running around really chaotic. 337 00:21:36.799 --> 00:21:38.759 Did they spot him in a drive through at Taco 338 00:21:38.799 --> 00:21:41.000 Bell at two in the morning. Well he was abusing 339 00:21:41.039 --> 00:21:48.759 his dough, right, I told you, clear up? Are you 340 00:21:49.160 --> 00:21:57.359 my bat jim suit? Over groaning and struggling weightlifters? Huh? 341 00:21:57.440 --> 00:22:00.480 I mean didn't that what you do? You struggling when 342 00:22:00.480 --> 00:22:02.440 you're lifting heavy things? I mean you go to the 343 00:22:02.480 --> 00:22:09.160 gym to struggle, Yeah, you do, absolutely, yeah? And groaning 344 00:22:10.400 --> 00:22:18.920 I hear groaning. It's like, yeah, there are some people 345 00:22:19.480 --> 00:22:24.039 that over embellish that yes, and they think the noise 346 00:22:24.279 --> 00:22:30.880 makes them lift more. Okay, right, sure, and yeah it's Fihetus. 347 00:22:32.240 --> 00:22:35.759 High school student with history of anger issues charged with 348 00:22:36.039 --> 00:22:38.640 murder of homeless woman in Las Vegas. 349 00:22:39.079 --> 00:22:42.599 We've got a lot of murder going on. Girl, watch 350 00:22:42.599 --> 00:22:46.359 out for her. Notice she ain't saying nothing, right, she's 351 00:22:46.400 --> 00:22:51.240 not defending it. Cargo theft ring busted after adult toy 352 00:22:51.359 --> 00:22:55.440 manufacturer bought their own stolen products from thieves to get 353 00:22:55.480 --> 00:22:59.680 the address. Smart. Yeah right, let's just let's just play 354 00:22:59.680 --> 00:23:01.799 the game and see whether. Yeah. I think that's smart. 355 00:23:02.200 --> 00:23:05.839 Got to take it into your own hands. City is 356 00:23:05.880 --> 00:23:11.920 reminding residents to not fire cannons. I don't know anybody 357 00:23:11.920 --> 00:23:14.440 who has a cannon, but if there's somebody out there 358 00:23:14.480 --> 00:23:16.839 that does, kind of fire it. One of my favorite 359 00:23:16.880 --> 00:23:21.240 slangs hand cannon. Right, that's a big old gun. Yeah, 360 00:23:21.359 --> 00:23:23.480 but you're right. If we know anybody that has a cannon, 361 00:23:23.559 --> 00:23:25.759 please let us know. We would love to come in 362 00:23:25.799 --> 00:23:26.680 and attack the ship. 363 00:23:26.839 --> 00:23:32.160 Absolutely truck gets stuck in the very same hole it 364 00:23:32.240 --> 00:23:33.960 was dispatched to fix. 365 00:23:35.920 --> 00:23:42.359 Clearly a problem, lawsuit says Oregon. Team died after doctors 366 00:23:42.400 --> 00:23:50.039 stitched up wound with twigs pine needles, and moss inside. Okay, 367 00:23:50.039 --> 00:23:52.960 but hear me out. That is what you do. If 368 00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:56.599 there's nothing, you'd have nothing else that you're ready. You 369 00:23:57.319 --> 00:24:00.960 use twigs, pine needles and moss. Yeah you can if 370 00:24:00.960 --> 00:24:04.079 you're in the woods. Maybe they were. It doesn't say 371 00:24:04.119 --> 00:24:06.839 that happened in a medical facility. 372 00:24:06.519 --> 00:24:08.480 That a boy Scout leader. 373 00:24:08.720 --> 00:24:13.559 They do things differently in Oregon. Zoom GameStop CEO says 374 00:24:13.559 --> 00:24:17.400 eBay shut his account after buy out funding stunt. He 375 00:24:17.440 --> 00:24:19.640 has put up personal items, including a pair of socks, 376 00:24:19.640 --> 00:24:22.400 to fund his fifty six billion dollars bid for the platform. 377 00:24:23.599 --> 00:24:26.279 I listen, I am no economist and I've never ran 378 00:24:26.319 --> 00:24:28.759 a company. I don't think socks are going to get 379 00:24:28.799 --> 00:24:34.200 you there. Unless there's a lot of socks. You don't know. 380 00:24:34.279 --> 00:24:39.839 Corb Cork, Ireland wants to erect a statue of the 381 00:24:39.920 --> 00:24:42.960 mosquito that gave Oliver Cromwell malaria. 382 00:24:44.880 --> 00:24:48.279 Okay, I mean I love it. Well, you know how 383 00:24:48.279 --> 00:24:52.599 small it would be? Yeah, right, it's there. I know 384 00:24:53.160 --> 00:24:56.680 it's OI. Got a line with the red velvet rope, 385 00:24:56.759 --> 00:25:03.039 the handout magnifying glasses. Go see the statue. Woman warns 386 00:25:03.079 --> 00:25:06.680 against using cotton swabs in your ears after going depth 387 00:25:07.079 --> 00:25:11.559 for six years. It says don't put them in your ear. Yeah, 388 00:25:11.839 --> 00:25:14.599 cotton swaps say don't put them in your ear, and 389 00:25:14.680 --> 00:25:17.920 yet what do we do? Shove them in our ears? 390 00:25:18.039 --> 00:25:22.359 Might be the biggest scam ever so far as from 391 00:25:22.400 --> 00:25:25.759 the cotton swab it's market. It is for ears. Everybody 392 00:25:25.839 --> 00:25:28.119 uses it for that, maybe cleaning, you know, a small 393 00:25:28.160 --> 00:25:31.240 track on the in your you know, door threshold. But 394 00:25:32.200 --> 00:25:34.039 I was gonna say, I wonder like, did they start 395 00:25:34.160 --> 00:25:39.039 out that way and then something happened like this incident here, 396 00:25:39.119 --> 00:25:41.759 and then they're like, you know, it's kind of often wondered, 397 00:25:41.839 --> 00:25:43.880 like how many small children had to die in a 398 00:25:43.920 --> 00:25:47.440 five gallon bucket before they put the label on there? Right? Right? 399 00:25:47.640 --> 00:25:49.799 So is it the same sort of thing? How many 400 00:25:49.839 --> 00:25:54.079 people you know damage their ear drums before they're like, okay, 401 00:25:55.160 --> 00:25:57.440