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Speaker 1: Third up, the fifteenth Lobster Spring Roll of the season.

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Speaker 2: Wow, what a surprise, would I would argue.

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Speaker 1: One of the guests said, I'm gonna need another one.

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You've already had so.

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Speaker 2: Many, And no one at that table mentioned, yeah, we've

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already had this.

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Speaker 1: No, and the Lobster spring roll sat upon and just

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a gelatinously beautiful puddle of bottled sweet chili sauce. This

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is an eighteen year old at USC who wants to

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get into cooking, serving his roots. Email. Hey, hello, and

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welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Bad TV,

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a podcast we're in today we break down Bravos below

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Jack and I want to clear was it bad? Kaylin?

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I didn't notice it? Unnecessary? Unnecessary? I think forgive me?

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There you go. Do you have a lighter in here?

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Speaker 2: Maybe?

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Speaker 1: So it's bad TV and it's here for your ears,

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and we're talking about below deck. I'm Dylan. That's pat

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permission to come aboard. Kaylin. Hey, I can kind of

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hear it now, I kind of hear it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, how you doing, I'm doing great?

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Speaker 1: How are you doing this weekend? Oh?

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Speaker 2: This weekend?

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Speaker 1: We recorded early? Were Mariah Carey? That's why you.

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Speaker 2: Want to know it was Mariah Carey.

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Speaker 1: Who ben Oh my god, what.

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Speaker 2: We'll get into it.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna have this young woman do all my

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work for me while I go draw myself a bubble bath.

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Oh first, so you Mark Doffy, what the fuck is

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wrong with you? We'll get it was a weird pull.

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I don't know why I could compare it him. Yeah,

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I don't know why.

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Speaker 2: I've never thought of him taking it bath.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what. Oh well, he took a

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lot of baths.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, anyway, where were we my weekend?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay? This weekend is Elliott's ninth day of celebrating her

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sixth month. Yes, yes, we have family coming over.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We just got through her actual birthday with eighteen of

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her friends came over for a spa party that I

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floated sweet six. Oh yeah, there's nothing like paying for

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eighteen six year olds to come over here and get

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their nails done, their little toes done. Yeah, get massages.

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Speaker 1: I wish you would have invited me, because I would

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have I would have gone up to Ellie and I

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would have put my arm around her and I would

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have gone. You see all these little girls, they're not

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going to mean anything to you when you grow up.

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You're not going to know any of them. Maybe one,

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maybe one, and your dad had to pay for all

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of them to come here. Stop doing this, damn stop

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doing it.

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Speaker 2: That's why I would me her mother is anyway, That's

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what That's what I was up to last week that

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little child.

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Speaker 1: By the way, me and Ellie and Quinn had had

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some great uncle time yesterday. They were so fun.

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Speaker 2: How about you? What are you up to this weekend

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while we're making small times?

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, I was man, you asked, and Vella

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very important. But anyways, we're gonna do some time with

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the in laws. But last weekend I was invited to

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and I was thinking. I thought, like a quirk, just

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for a moment, a brief moment, it entered my mind,

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maybe I should invite pat to this for the content only.

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I was invited to a screening at the Lemley for

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the Academy Awards Collection of OSCAR nominated Animated Shorts. This

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was a screening of the five animated short films in

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the theaters. What would would you go to that?

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Speaker 2: I would you would?

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Speaker 1: Really?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: It was bad?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah? It was interesting though, it was interesting.

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Speaker 2: I've always thought that that's those kind of categories are

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interesting because I think I could pull that one off.

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all right, twenty thirty one, I want to win Best

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Animated Film because they only need to be what four

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Speaker 1: No? No, no, some of the it's like between ten

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Speaker 2: Well, Kobe, who's the one who helicopter crashed?

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Speaker 1: The one who helicopter crashed was Kobe.

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Speaker 2: Kobe. He did a four minute one called I Love Basketball. Yeah,

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he won an Academy Award for that. That was a

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short animated film. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, so mine will

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be four okay a minute.

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Speaker 1: What year is going to be about?

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Speaker 2: I don't know yet. I'll have to work shop it.

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amazing art style, and there was another one called The

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Girl who Cried Pearls, which was out of Toronto. That

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was nauseating and made me sick, but it was also

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really beautiful. Yeah, it was a lovely, lovely time and

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The purveyor of all these screenings is the great Michael Sable,

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one of the most Jewy people I've ever met in

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my life.

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Speaker 2: And you can say that because you're Jewish.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. No. He stands five foot four, he sounds like this,

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and he works in post production. He looks like a turtle,

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and his last name is a cured whitefish. The Jews

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put on bagels. So case in point, I'll invite you

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to the next one. Thanks, all right, all right, Caitlin, Hello,

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I'm not going to ask him what it's going to

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take to what we've been going on too long?

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Speaker 2: That's our Yeah, right, anything interesting of note this weekend,

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Kaitlin work there you.

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Speaker 1: Go, yeah, we shouldn't have. And now I feel like

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he's kind of like, well, I work on the weekends,

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you know that kind of I feel like there was

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a superiority with that answer. One word? Am I paranoid?

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Or was he trying That's what he was trying to do, right, Okay,

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half work, half job interview? So okay, all right, great,

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you get in the comments, let us know what you

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did this past weekend. And here we go in a one, two, three,

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four or five reindeer. Here we go getting into below deck.

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Speaker 2: Do we want to do any housekeeping?

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Speaker 1: Yes, before we get into below deck. Our breakdown of

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Love is blind of Zetpatreon dot com, Slash another podcast.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was a fun season. Dylan hated the reunion.

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the franchise, which was interesting. Yeah, yeah, actually not but yeah,

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that was fun and we had a fun time recapping it.

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And then obviously you guys can't wait until we start

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recapping our No No, our triumphant return to the Bachelor

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franchise with our new team Ruby, Wren and Klin. We've

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never done it as a forsome together, and we're doing

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it with Taylor Frank.

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Speaker 1: She looks like a Ferbie.

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Speaker 2: She's interesting looking.

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Speaker 1: Well, she looks like a Ferbie. Well.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait to recap her journey for love because

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we all know it's going to work out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. How many children she have three?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. Yeah, we're also doing summer Patreon. So anyways,

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let's get into the episode. What happened this evening. I

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need to rescind a comment I made last week. I

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called the.

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Speaker 2: Use the B word.

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Speaker 1: I said they were bitches.

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Speaker 2: That's a tough one, man.

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Speaker 1: I said, these women were a bunch of bitches, and

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they were don't get me wrong, but they weren't that bad,

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you know, and I do. I'm embarrassed, pockmarked, pink cheeked,

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and embarrassed that I fell for it again, Was this

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your best? Obviously a ruse pulled on the audience. This

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was going to be a bit and it was. And

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I think a lot of my be word impression was

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drawn from that dastardly trick. I feel duped and I

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feel remorseful. Okay, now someone's saying I would like coconut

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water without ice. Ice defeats the purpose of coconut water.

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Your bread want to commit harmful acts? You know? But

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not and not really that was the line that bought that.

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minimize our palettes.

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Speaker 1: God, yeah, you know what. I'm gonna not rescind it.

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Speaker 2: I was going to say, the end of the day,

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that was that those lines and I and I like

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these Charter guests. I thought there were a delight. But

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what those types of things that come out of your

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mouth are on the scale of obnoxiousness, They're on par

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with who is that idiot that ripped people off with

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Timeshares that was married to the Queen of Versailles? He

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said one time, he was like, uh, chicken is for

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poor people or something. He's dead now, thank god. Anyway,

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it's just the arrogance is in another class.

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Speaker 1: And you've done a deep dive on Pink magazine, Right.

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Speaker 2: Well I did. They're fine. The magazine checked out. It

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was very good, it did. Okah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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they have like thirty thousand followers on Instagram. Is that

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a big deal or no?

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Speaker 1: No, I don't know. It's you know, listen, we you know,

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we're no Mavericks with social media, but we do pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, listen, I give this episode seventy seven pots. It

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was great to hear from poor Harrison.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that poor guy.

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Speaker 1: Hey, honey.

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Speaker 2: I called.

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Speaker 1: There's a search and rescue going on for you right now.

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I hadn't heard from you in four days, Alicia.

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Speaker 2: I call production. They said they can't talk to me. God.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's fine. That conversation was great, and Jenna continues

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to be one of my favorite cast members we've had

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in some time. Also, I'm excited to get to how

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to Close More Ass for Less Money with Eddie because

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he seems to be Dylan.

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Speaker 2: Once again, I have to correct that. I apologize. Spoke

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to my publisher. All right, Sorry, it's been changed, by

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the way. Just for all the people that are excited

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about that book. It's coming out in twenty twenty eight.

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Speaker 1: Before your Academy Award winning.

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Speaker 2: It's cracking the code how to Close More Ass for

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No Money?

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Speaker 1: Okay, got it? Yeah, where he's a mess when it

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comes to spitting game. I've never seen anybody there's that

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kind of x Y game versus attractiveness. Right, he's attractive

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enough to not need the best game. He has the

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he I'm excited he has minus game. He is a

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minus game. It's crazy.

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Speaker 2: He's an idiot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, seventy seven pods.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'm going to address your thoughts about has

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been who I am going to change his name back

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to Ben. Here's my thoughts on this. It's nice to

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see someone find themselves again. And as you know, Patty

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calls balls and strikes here. As much as i'll i'll

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rib someone, bust their balls, rip them down to their core,

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make fun of them, mock them, I also when I

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see the goodness in them, just like Luke saw in

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Darth Vader, even though he killed a bunch of kids

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and blew up planets and whatnot. Yeah, there's always good

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in someone.

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Speaker 1: I don't think Luke really did Luke get the gravity

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of what darth Vader had.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he did.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he did either.

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Speaker 2: The prequels weren't there yet.

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Speaker 1: So because like it's like we're gonna be compassion. I

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know it's your dad and everything. It makes things murky,

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But he killed hundreds of millions of people.

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Speaker 2: True, Yeah, yeah, that's a tough thing to get over. Well, anyway,

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I think the redemption for Ben has begun, and it

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started with this six course meal. He did it without

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enough in Dylan. Yeah, no, well I guess we'll get there.

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Speaker 1: No, it was good, it was good.

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Speaker 2: My point is everyone likes a winner, including Jenna. Now,

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I personally would like I think he's too old for her.

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I would like him just have a flirtatious banter with

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her throughout that.

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Speaker 1: She's also too Wallace and Grommet for her too, right, Yeah, but.

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Speaker 2: I'm ruining for him now, and I'm gonna say something crazy.

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I think he deserved that goddamn bath, and I liked

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him having a full glass of pino do war. Oh really, yes,

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I think he deserved it.

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Speaker 1: Oh cool.

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Speaker 2: I would have done the same goddamn thing.

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Speaker 1: That's a hot take. I actually don't mind that take.

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I disagree with it, but I don't mind it.

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Speaker 2: I would have cleaned up the galley with the Balkan

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biscuit for about thirty minutes and said I'm going to

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do exactly what he did after that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you would clean up the galley for thirty minutes. Okay, Yeah,

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he didn't do it for one No, okay, And I'm

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sorry that I slipped into my baby voice there. I

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don't know why I did.

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Speaker 2: Okay. I think the episode overall was okay. But what

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are we expecting out of sixteen episodes of watching Sea Rats?

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Fourteen knots.

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Speaker 1: Calen, how many knots do you give it?

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Speaker 2: I will give it fifty five knots.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's good knots. That's a good knots. Sorry, I

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just wanted to take a breath to compose myself before

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we got got into it. Is that? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You know, Mecca is ready for a seven thirty dinner.

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It's gonna be the best table ever?

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Speaker 2: And it was. Do you see that goddamn table scape?

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Speaker 1: Jenna, I'm on my feet. It was beautiful, It was beautiful.

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It was beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Who is this peacock of a sea rat takes pride

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in her work?

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Speaker 1: She's unbelievable. God her shutting Eddie down at the end

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of the episode, Oh my awesome, fucking amazing.

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Speaker 2: Although I think she talked to him too much. Why

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even bother with that idiot?

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Speaker 1: She was wasted?

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Speaker 2: Fair enough?

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Speaker 1: Is it gonna be your best table ever?

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Speaker 2: Shut?

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Speaker 1: Shut up? Go away?

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Speaker 2: But this feeling themselves that is my thing.

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Speaker 1: Like, I don't like the administering of quizzes and tests

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at every time? Can I say, I gotta just go

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enjoy your vacation.

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Speaker 2: It's a stupid thing. This is what new money does.

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Speaker 1: Ben is having a tough time. Caviar service is going

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to be first, but he has lost his mother. Nope, sorry,

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he has lost his oven. That's weird. No, no, no,

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you way to quit.

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Speaker 2: The two that's funny. Yeah, yeah, no oven, six courses

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his mother. He didn't lose his mother. Still, she's not dead.

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I'd say losing the oven is more like losing the

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deposit on that wedding because your buddy was porking your fiance.

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Side note, I think pork was going to be one

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of the courses.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well it was one of the options. You

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could do pork, salmon, chicken, or an eggplant. What do

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you mean? Do I like what you did there? Huh?

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Do I like that? You? What are you asking if

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I liked.

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Speaker 2: Anyway?

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Speaker 1: Some fucking Mark Twain Foundation Award winning comedy bit there. Okay,

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I think your buddy was pork and your wife and

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I think pork was on the menu in more ways

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than what like a fucking Brooklyn Janet.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Now, before this happens, I believe the Balkan

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biscuit uh grabs jay wow, jay wow, and she wants

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to have a little chat with him about that. You

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know that wine date they had. Now I have a

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little inside information here. A little birdie told me there

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was a little, uh, little editing thing here when the

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Balkan biscuit said I don't want to threesome. She might

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have been out there having a little glass of wine

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with him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's not run a foul of any narratives with

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information we.

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Speaker 2: May told me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, Pat loves talking to sea rats.

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Speaker 2: Sea rats love talking to me.

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Speaker 1: I know it's a two way street. That's why it

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works so well.

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying the bulk and biscuit, wow, crazy.

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Speaker 1: I'm so bad at talking to sea rats.

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Speaker 2: I love talking to that.

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Speaker 1: I was talking to one recently. I was like, I

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can't talk. I don't know how to talk to people. Yeah,

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I don't. I can't do it. Remember, I think one

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of the reasons why we're not on the greatest footing

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with Kate Chastan is because when she was pregnant years ago,

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I thought we had a rapport and I was like, hey, well,

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hope everything's going right, and it's like, yeah, I can't

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do it. I need to I come across better in person.

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing I think Ka Shastan. I could never

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say anything bad about the Queen of the Sea. I

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think she's just over us.

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Speaker 1: Fuck her, we hate her. Oh yeah, no, I'm kidding.

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All right. So Alicia loves her boyfriend, don't get her wrong,

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but she has been ignoring him for a few days,

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and because she hasn't said one word in close to

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a week, he's starting to get pretty concerned.

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Speaker 2: I'd argue the silence is more cruel than just being

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upfront with him or just call him and say how

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are you?

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Speaker 1: Huh yeah, I just communicate to him, say good morning,

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really busy, talk to you later. She doesn't do that,

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and then we'll get to the conversation that she has

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with him later. Whoa that was? If I was poor Harrison,

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I'd be like, I'm more confused than effort.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, which is also cool. Here's what I would say.

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This is an advice to a sea rat. Screw it,

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you're a sea rat. Just fucking lie you're asked to him.

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Lie because as we know, sea rats relationships, they're like

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New Year's uh.

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Speaker 1: What you call him?

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Speaker 2: Resolutions?

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Speaker 1: That's what you call him?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, lots of hope but quickly giving up on.

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Speaker 1: Oh this is what I would say to any sea

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rat in a kind of new budding relationship with somebody. Okay,

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you're in a two month relationship with somebody. Right, you're

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about to go on a show. Lie, do whatever you're

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gonna do on the show. The show's not gonna come

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out for another.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll be through two more.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll have fallen in loved seven more times by.

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Speaker 2: That personal story quick one, though I've already told it,

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but new audience. We're growing all the time dating this girl.

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Lebanese Lana were together.

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Speaker 1: In the face famously, not only that she threw.

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Speaker 2: A glass at my head. So anyway, it was.

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Speaker 1: A toxic relationship, very much so.

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Speaker 2: Not on this end. It was coming one way full broil.

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Speaker 1: Though it was hot and heavy.

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Speaker 2: This is the one that punched me in the car

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while I was driving. Dare I say, very dangerous for

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both of us?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, would she fool around with your shutter or

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was that a different.

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Speaker 2: Now that's the Latina one broke acrylic nail in my asshole,

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But this one was crazy in a different way. Anyway,

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I decide I'm falling in love with Lebanese Lana. We're

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together for a year, What she didn't know was the

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night I met her, i'd actually met another girl, and

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I forget this girl, but I slept with her. So

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I decide, because we'd always put that date that we

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meant as our anniversary date, I decided geniusly that I

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needed to admit that i'd slept with the girl on

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the night that we met. Now, I'd asked a couple

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of guys at work at this insurance company, North American Insurance,

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should I tell her this? They said, are you out

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of your mind? I said no, I need to be honest.

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So we go out to Hamburger Hamlet. We're halfway through

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our Hamburgers. I said, Lana, I'd love you with all

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my heart. I need to admit this to you. On

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the night we met, I slept with some random girl.

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Speaker 1: And then you took another bite of your Western bacon.

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Speaker 2: Cheeseburger I did. She said I can't eat anymore, and

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I said, can I finish yours?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I dumped her like three months later. I should

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have never admitted that.

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Speaker 1: No, stupid is Hamburger Hamlet still there?

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Speaker 2: Don't know van eyes? Oh, no, that one's been gone

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for a while.

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Speaker 1: Really, would they do their big hockey puck kind of things.

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Speaker 2: Don't remember, it's been a number of years. I don't

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eat anymore.

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Speaker 1: That's true, Calyn, How you doing? Okay, so let's get

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to well first. I don't know who this fucking monster is,

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but I pretty hung up on it. I didn't ask

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for ice in my coconut water. It defeats the purpose

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of coconut water. What are you talking about? What does

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that mean? We can move on?

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Speaker 2: No, let me say this. I think Alicia was putting

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out some sort of energy. If you go back to Tilmore, well,

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I think that was a jab, and that might have

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been to at least acknowledge they all hated her. I

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think she was putting out an energy that the charter

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guest didn't like. I'm just reading into a lot of things, okay,

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And she was the one that she had that little

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call on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Well let's get to table decre and

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the dinner prep. Jen is called off the bench because Alicia,

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newly promoted from galley hand to interior, can't do tables.

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And once again this is you have to ask Daisy,

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what are you doing? What are you doing? You're gonna

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have Alisia do the tables for this group of people.

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Speaker 2: What I'm.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have Conka trucks on the fucking table. It's

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gonna look like a poker night. It's it's gonna be

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an absolute disaster. So anyways, it's to be sexy. It's

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to be the best table ever, and the best table ever.

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It is, we'll get to it. Mikey isn't working on

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the deck enough, and Eddie still has a ton of

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anxiety because of the sea rat drama. Eddie is uh,

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he is a fragile creature right now, Eddie, nothing is literally,

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nothing is happening right now. Just tie the ropes.

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Speaker 2: But haven't you ever like fucked up? And you just

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want to resolve it and you can't because you're working,

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You're busy. Yeah, and you're going nuts. It's consuming all

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your thoughts.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 2: When I leave the house and I'm pissed off at

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my wife, yeah, and you're like, even though we've been

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together for almost fifteen years, it's still like a fog.

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I'm like, I hope she calls me. Yeah, yeah, she

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better call me first because I'm not calling her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So then you keep staring at your phone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally totally. Yeah, no, Ben, there, girlfriend, Calen, you've

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been there. Of course, let's get to dinner, drink service first,

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then cheese, meats and caviar. This doesn't go long enough.

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This caviar and cocktail service lasts about twenty minutes. And

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Ben is right that this is not a very long time, but.

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Speaker 2: It should last twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think thirty. Okay, I think thirty. But Ben

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is of this mind. Where Ben is still Ben came

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up in the boot camp kind of salad days of

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the first couple of seasons of Below Deck, wherein the

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people that chartered these vessels were Floridian trash, so you

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could boss them around a little bit. Now we've got

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people that cannot You are not to tell a paying guest, actually,

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you're gonna do what we fucking tell you. Now. I

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understand why Ben still thinks that, because he has his

471
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,240
delusions of grandeur and he thinks that he's a celebrity

472
00:24:28,279 --> 00:24:34,000
of sorts. But the fact that Ben thinks that Daisy

473
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:40,640
should be telling the guests no is bananas to me. Yeah,

474
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:45,799
and I would, actually, I would really like to see Ben.

475
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,640
What hey, here's an idea, buddy, Why don't you go

476
00:24:48,839 --> 00:24:51,519
up there and tell them you're not doing it.

477
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:52,640
Speaker 2: You're absolutely right.

478
00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: Okay, because you wouldn't do it. You wouldn't do it

479
00:24:55,039 --> 00:24:57,640
for a second, because we saw you waffle up there

480
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,240
when they asked you if this was your best You

481
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:04,559
know your uh, your bark is bigger than your bite.

482
00:25:04,599 --> 00:25:08,359
So let's not lash out at Daisy, Let's not lash

483
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,200
out at Alicia. Let's not have Ellie do. I don't

484
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,039
like how he treats women, is what I'm trying to say,

485
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:15,400
a little fucking weird.

486
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,119
Speaker 2: Well, it's out the first time we've seen that on

487
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,240
this show from a chef coming from the galley. But

488
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:23,160
I will say that being in the front lines of

489
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,680
service is absolutely the toughest position to be in. So

490
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:27,759
I feel for Daisy.

491
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too, And we're no fans of Daisy.

492
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.

493
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 1: All right, so uh we get to a very rush

494
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,519
dinner with no Evan. First up, a cured flap of

495
00:25:38,599 --> 00:25:41,720
red snapper with pepper and chini, straight from the jar.

496
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,400
I don't know what kind of palettes these people have,

497
00:25:44,519 --> 00:25:47,960
but this was a disgusting meal first course.

498
00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 2: In the first course are in general in.

499
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 1: General, but this first course was disgusting.

500
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,519
Speaker 2: Okay, I want you to go through every single course,

501
00:25:55,559 --> 00:25:57,440
but I want to start with this. Sure, and I've

502
00:25:57,559 --> 00:26:01,119
touched on this before, take pictures of your food.

503
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:02,799
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

504
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 2: Okay, God, now I'm gonna break this down because you

505
00:26:06,519 --> 00:26:09,400
could just say, oh, come on, it's you're on a trip.

506
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:14,880
But I really want to ask a person, Yeah, the

507
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,400
picture itself.

508
00:26:16,319 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: Right right right right?

509
00:26:18,839 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 2: If I can't imagine sitting next to someone weeks later

510
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,079
and they say, oh, you want on a trip, Oh

511
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,599
that's great, show me the sunset.

512
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,519
Speaker 1: Look at the flap of lime cured fish.

513
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,400
Speaker 2: I want to see how you set that up that

514
00:26:32,519 --> 00:26:35,519
I will see that picture, so therefore that picture will

515
00:26:35,519 --> 00:26:36,119
never be shown it.

516
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 1: Well, let me ask that.

517
00:26:37,039 --> 00:26:39,559
Speaker 2: I want to know what time of day do you

518
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:43,079
flip through your pictures to look at that dead fish

519
00:26:43,839 --> 00:26:46,119
with the pepperccini on top of it and then stare

520
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:50,480
at it. You don't there is no reason to take

521
00:26:50,519 --> 00:26:52,599
a picture of that fucking plate.

522
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:57,559
Speaker 1: Perhaps I am culinarily ignorant, though I don't think the

523
00:26:57,599 --> 00:27:01,480
fans would accuse me of that. I don't want jarred

524
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:07,319
pickled peppers anywhere near a raw fish dish. It makes

525
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,839
no sense. I would sooner have a fucking piece of

526
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,799
American cheese. See what you do with it. I don't know.

527
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,240
This seems weird, but pepper and chini's on top of

528
00:27:17,279 --> 00:27:20,559
this makes absolutely no sense. It's a car crash of

529
00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:23,920
a dish twelve pots, also on a vessel this size

530
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,480
in the middle of the fucking ocean.

531
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:29,319
Speaker 2: There is no such thing culinary wise as five star.

532
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,480
Everything's in a fucking jar. There's a bunch of salt

533
00:27:32,759 --> 00:27:36,880
to make it last five days. Nothing is five star. Now,

534
00:27:37,599 --> 00:27:39,480
let me ask you this, what so unless you're a

535
00:27:39,519 --> 00:27:42,319
fucking food blogger, put the goddamn camera down.

536
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. What's worse Someone showing you

537
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:51,839
a picture of their meal maybe three courses, or someone's

538
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:54,799
showing you a minute long video of a concert they

539
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:55,160
went to.

540
00:27:55,559 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god, those people, oh the people that hold

541
00:27:59,599 --> 00:28:00,200
up there.

542
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, a minute of Jack White shredding. But you can't

543
00:28:04,279 --> 00:28:07,880
really it just sounds horrible because it's recorded on somebody's Android.

544
00:28:08,039 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 2: You want to know, Yeah, it is always wow. That

545
00:28:13,799 --> 00:28:15,799
solo sounds great. You want to know. The sadus thing

546
00:28:16,519 --> 00:28:19,839
is the cheap seats. People that keep like with their

547
00:28:19,839 --> 00:28:23,359
fingers spreading out the camera to zoom in and you

548
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:27,440
can tell they are literally eight thousand feet away from it.

549
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,839
It is so obscured and blurred that you're like, wow,

550
00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:36,480
oh wow, you must add box seats. Wow, I could

551
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,839
see Santana's fingers. Oh wait, not.

552
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: They're filming the monitors at the concert. But because you're

553
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:49,440
filming the monitor, it's that that it's that problem where

554
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,480
it's not syncing up with the camera. So it's just.

555
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,279
Speaker 2: Well, did you film this from your south West flight?

556
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: From the window if you go, if you're lucky enough

557
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,400
to see serm in rome that the Pope is delivering it.

558
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,680
They have the Pope on all these screens, but because

559
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,480
they don't want people filming it. If you're trying to

560
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,079
film it, it's the screens are just going, hey, why.

561
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,799
Speaker 2: Hey, loser, I have better advice for you. Why don't

562
00:29:12,839 --> 00:29:16,640
you rent their concert on HBO and then take a

563
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:17,359
picture of the TV.

564
00:29:17,599 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: Or here's a good idea. Let's just put the phones away.

565
00:29:20,079 --> 00:29:22,079
There you go, let's be present, all right, let's get

566
00:29:22,079 --> 00:29:24,240
to the second course. It's ae cured oct to pus

567
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,480
with onion pearls and I think pickles or something. It

568
00:29:26,519 --> 00:29:29,160
looked disgusting. People didn't like it.

569
00:29:29,279 --> 00:29:29,839
Speaker 2: Jason did.

570
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:34,799
Speaker 1: The presentation was nice, and I didn't do my due

571
00:29:34,799 --> 00:29:36,680
diligence on what this was. I'm gonna give it ninety

572
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,599
pots because of that. That's a failure on my part.

573
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:45,400
Third up, the fifteenth lobster spring roll of the season.

574
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 2: Wow, what a surprise. I would I would argue one of.

575
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: The guests that I'm gonna need another one. You've already

576
00:29:53,000 --> 00:30:03,480
had so many.

577
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,319
Speaker 2: And no one thought mentioned, yeah, we've already had this.

578
00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 1: No, and the lobster spring roll sat upon and just

579
00:30:08,359 --> 00:30:16,640
a gelatinously beautiful puddle of bottled sweet chili socks. This

580
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:21,279
is an eighteen year old at USC who wants to

581
00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:28,680
get into cooking, serving his roommates a meal has been better,

582
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,160
has been Holy shit.

583
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 2: I would have, just for me as a chef that

584
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,920
for my own self respect, I would have pulled this

585
00:30:39,079 --> 00:30:43,680
out of the courses because it had already been served. Right.

586
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:49,839
Speaker 1: If you made sea rat lunch and it served a

587
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,119
lobster spring roll as many times as you have to

588
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,119
paying guests to sea rats, the sea rats would have

589
00:30:56,119 --> 00:30:59,480
a problem with it. Mm hmm, okay we had yesterday. Yeah,

590
00:30:59,519 --> 00:31:01,519
Mikey'd be like, hey, may, what's up with the loves

591
00:31:01,519 --> 00:31:03,359
of spring rolls. We have had too many of these.

592
00:31:03,799 --> 00:31:06,160
That's how he talks. All right, let's get to him

593
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,079
actually really quickly.

594
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,599
Speaker 2: I want to ask about the palette cleanser is okay?

595
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,839
Sorbet was it? It was a sorbet, uh, with a

596
00:31:14,839 --> 00:31:16,759
little chocolate, little cakey thing.

597
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:21,319
Speaker 1: I believe that the so there there was if I

598
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:26,200
recall correct, And I don't know why, I always say

599
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:31,160
that it's from eastbounded down. There was this.

600
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 2: Black card.

601
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: I love, Yeah, what is it?

602
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:42,599
Speaker 2: It's amex an amex because uh, this gets you, Uh

603
00:31:43,039 --> 00:31:46,440
this gets you front row at Jonas brothers. But this

604
00:31:46,519 --> 00:31:49,160
card gets you all three Jonahs brothers sucking your car?

605
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,759
Who are you? I'm your dad kidding? Your dad's dead?

606
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, great show.

607
00:31:57,599 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 2: I love it.

608
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:03,759
Speaker 1: Uh God, I love little Aaron. I'll fucking cut your

609
00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:12,079
fucking teenies. All right, Okay, let's get back to it.

610
00:32:13,079 --> 00:32:19,160
The palate cleanser with palate cleanser sorbet made with dark fruits,

611
00:32:19,519 --> 00:32:28,359
stone fruits, perhaps nos berries. I never one to advocate

612
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,759
for anyone to stay in a mold, but if you're

613
00:32:31,799 --> 00:32:34,039
going to break out of said mold, let's do it

614
00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:38,640
with some cohesiveness and some vision. Okay, we're not cleansing

615
00:32:38,839 --> 00:32:42,839
any palate with a mixed berry sorbet. If you want

616
00:32:42,839 --> 00:32:45,279
to go palmello, that's something I haven't seen before, but

617
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,960
usually we're in a citrus realm right, We're not going

618
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,759
to do a mixed berry to cleanse the palate. That's

619
00:32:50,799 --> 00:32:53,759
a dessert. That's a first dessert, and then we can

620
00:32:53,799 --> 00:32:57,599
get to your fucking over baked apple and banadas. Okay,

621
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:03,200
seeping goo out of the poorly sealed crust disgusting.

622
00:33:03,839 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess someone hit McDonald's drive through.

623
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh my god. The Alex Jones memes,

624
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,759
I've just been going nuts. Have you seen them?

625
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:13,359
Speaker 2: No.

626
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 1: Alex Jones famously sat down with Patrick bet David and

627
00:33:18,319 --> 00:33:22,759
he was asked to do quick fire words for famous politicians,

628
00:33:22,799 --> 00:33:26,839
Better Or Rourke, Steve Bannon, the whole thing. But they've

629
00:33:27,119 --> 00:33:31,559
taken it and they've applied it to lots of different aspects.

630
00:33:31,599 --> 00:33:34,519
And one of them my favorites is they show different

631
00:33:34,599 --> 00:33:38,680
McDonald's menu items and Alex Jones says, there are word

632
00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:42,079
many times, so if that offends you, then don't watch them.

633
00:33:42,079 --> 00:33:48,880
But apple pie comes up and he goes Trader Vampire

634
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:54,400
Trader anyways, check them out. Sorry, sorry, sorry, Okay, it's

635
00:33:54,519 --> 00:33:56,880
just I've seen so many of them and they make

636
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,640
me laugh every time. Okay, I mean too hard on

637
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,000
this meal. Let's just break the fourth wall a little bit.

638
00:34:03,079 --> 00:34:05,960
It was fine, Okay, I'm just having fun shitting on it.

639
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,840
Mixed berry is not a palate cleanser, though. Let's take

640
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:15,719
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641
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642
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652
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653
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654
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655
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,800
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656
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657
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658
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659
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660
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661
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oh my.

662
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663
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Does Italian bergamot smell good?

664
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665
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all right. Mikey is a gossipy little bird.

684
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Speaker 2: I want to talk about him.

685
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: He just goes up to Jenny. He's like, so, you

686
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,400
think you're done with Mikey or with with Eddie?

687
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 2: You know what, I can stay out of this. He's

688
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,239
a world class wang wrecker. And he didn't know what

689
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,679
at the time what he was doing, but I think

690
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,679
he did. You don't do this, dude, bro code man

691
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,519
bro code.

692
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mikey, he deserved it.

693
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 2: Eddie deserved it, But Mikey, you didn't need to help

694
00:37:03,039 --> 00:37:04,199
him out ruining his life.

695
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 1: M M all right. So let's get back to the

696
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:12,039
meal because there's so much more to break down. The

697
00:37:12,079 --> 00:37:18,280
fifth course is a real bad trip. It is a

698
00:37:18,679 --> 00:37:23,840
local mahi mahi served with some kind of orange puree,

699
00:37:24,199 --> 00:37:29,880
and we've seen this spoon swipe technique. It's I think

700
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,800
Ben does a great job with it. But if you

701
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,440
follow the lion's tail to the southwest corner of the plate,

702
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,760
you'll find peace.

703
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 2: I saw that.

704
00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:42,519
Speaker 1: Okay. Now, obviously this is a callback to the filthy

705
00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:45,960
fair served in the United Kingdom, right, fried fish with

706
00:37:46,039 --> 00:37:48,840
mushy peas and stuff like that. But if we're going

707
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,000
to do this Caribbean kind of English fusion, we have

708
00:37:52,119 --> 00:37:54,320
to stop. We have to think about the history of

709
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,079
colonization and how none of this works on the palate

710
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:02,320
and steer clear. Okay, we end with an apple and panada,

711
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,679
which I actually thought looked really really.

712
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 2: DiscT You referred to it as a calzone.

713
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 1: Cows Ugh, You're so right.

714
00:38:11,199 --> 00:38:13,320
Speaker 2: I love that we dressed it up as a cow zone.

715
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,800
You're right, very creative calling something that.

716
00:38:17,639 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: Oh God, when you think calzone, you think gut bust,

717
00:38:23,199 --> 00:38:26,039
you think, uh, just a pound and a half of

718
00:38:26,119 --> 00:38:31,159
racotta mazzarella sitting at the bottom of your stomach and

719
00:38:31,199 --> 00:38:33,800
now you're turning on the Sopranos or whenever you watch

720
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,280
to go to sleep. Okay, an apple and panada an

721
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,559
apple I come up with. A calzone is not a

722
00:38:40,599 --> 00:38:43,000
sexy name. Desserts are supposed to be light on their feet.

723
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,760
There's supposed to be a delicate kind of thing.

724
00:38:45,039 --> 00:38:47,519
Speaker 2: He must have made that up right on the spot, right,

725
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:52,440
you know how when they do chopped, and those knuckleheads

726
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,000
have to come up with, well, this is a deconstructed

727
00:38:55,199 --> 00:39:00,199
apple salad upside down right something, and I should.

728
00:39:00,159 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 1: Desserts don't have to be light on their feet. There's

729
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,440
some that are light on their feet, and there are

730
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:08,679
some that are just proudly, you know, a gooey butter cake,

731
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,800
and that's fine too. Overall, I thought it was a lovely,

732
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,519
lovely and valiant effort coming out of a kitchen with

733
00:39:16,599 --> 00:39:18,920
no oven and a sous chef that doesn't know how

734
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,079
to cook. I would say fish dominant, but lovely.

735
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 2: Sixty four posts you fish dominate a lot of fish.

736
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: After dinner, Mikey just goes to bed. Okay, And this

737
00:39:33,559 --> 00:39:35,880
is when Ellie has a chat with Juwau about the

738
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:39,760
wine moment. Now Juao wants to feel wanted. He loves

739
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,360
feeling wanted, but we'll get to that later on in

740
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:46,519
the season. Caviar pizza is requested. It looks bad, and

741
00:39:46,559 --> 00:39:50,559
when Alicia brings it up, they ask is that it

742
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:54,960
not a problem? Just asking if that's it. This is

743
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,559
what annoys me about these people. What are we doing

744
00:39:58,599 --> 00:40:00,360
with that? You know, when you were talking about your

745
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:04,480
unresolved drama looking at the phone, That's what this is doing.

746
00:40:04,559 --> 00:40:09,000
It's it's setting off these little anxiety waves that are

747
00:40:09,079 --> 00:40:11,159
just completely unnecessarily better.

748
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,119
Speaker 2: Way to frame it. Hey, can we also have this?

749
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, Alicia has a ton of stuff to do at night,

750
00:40:18,039 --> 00:40:22,599
but there's a bit of an issue. Alisha goes to sleep,

751
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:24,920
just like Mikey. She just goes, yeah, I'm not doing

752
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:25,360
any of this.

753
00:40:25,639 --> 00:40:26,679
Speaker 2: Well, she's stressed out.

754
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

755
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,039
Speaker 2: I just got to talk to Harrison and lied to

756
00:40:29,039 --> 00:40:29,719
them the next day.

757
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, And that's a big, big swing.

758
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Hey, remember when I told you I loved you, Well,

759
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:39,760
I'm just gonna start. You know, I was flirtatious, you know, Yeah, yeah,

760
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,639
well you know when I was gonna well anyway, I

761
00:40:41,679 --> 00:40:44,360
flirt a little bit, but I love you and I

762
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,639
love you anyway. I gotta go. I'm gonna go out tonight.

763
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Harrison's like, what, sorry, you love me, but

764
00:40:53,039 --> 00:40:56,280
you get that, You're We'll get to the conversation in

765
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,719
a minute. Alicia leaves.

766
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:00,599
Speaker 2: It's a mess.

767
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: She leaves pizza out. Just just an absolute catastrophe out

768
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:06,280
on this.

769
00:41:06,639 --> 00:41:08,519
Speaker 2: Someone who has to clean up a lot of parties

770
00:41:08,519 --> 00:41:10,840
because the Hickeys throw a lot of parties. Here, grab

771
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,119
a big trash bag and you just walk around even

772
00:41:14,159 --> 00:41:17,400
with that throat, carry around wineglass.

773
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,159
Speaker 1: Get have a have fun.

774
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 2: Just start just throwing shit in the plastic bag.

775
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:25,599
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, I love Jenna waking up in the morning

776
00:41:25,599 --> 00:41:27,599
and just going up to Mikey and dressing him down.

777
00:41:27,639 --> 00:41:30,280
Because she gets up, she goes, what the fuck is this? Hey, Mikey,

778
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,440
I got a question for you. What the fuck is this?

779
00:41:33,159 --> 00:41:38,000
Jenna is? She's she's a serious operator. Now, Alisha gets

780
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:40,239
up and Daisy goes to her and says, hey, not

781
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,639
that thrilled about the job you did last night. What's

782
00:41:42,679 --> 00:41:46,440
going on? And Alisha begins to break down in tears. Okay,

783
00:41:46,559 --> 00:41:50,440
that's just emotional. Daisy recognizes, and I will give Daisy

784
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:54,280
all the credit in the world. Good man management is

785
00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:58,119
knowing the kind of men you have to manage. Now,

786
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,679
sorry for saying this. Neither of these people are men,

787
00:42:01,039 --> 00:42:02,880
but you get what I'm saying. I'm coming at it

788
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:06,719
from a soccer place. You have to as a manager

789
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:11,960
know the kinds of people you're working with. It's not

790
00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:14,639
all square pegs and square hole.

791
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 2: You have to adjust your management style to the psychopaths.

792
00:42:18,039 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: Yes, let's get to breakfast. Hudson Valley. Duck Breast would

793
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,440
have been great last night. I don't know what this

794
00:42:23,559 --> 00:42:28,480
is fucking doing at Wow, what's going on? I'm gonna

795
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,199
throw duck Breasted out for breakfast.

796
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 2: I think he opened up the fridge and he looked

797
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,639
at the expiration day. He's like, fuck it, I gotta

798
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,199
cook this before it turns green.

799
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:41,519
Speaker 1: Chickpea spice cakes and omelets. What Doctor Seuss nightmare? Or

800
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,840
is this breakfast? He sends them off in confusion and

801
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,920
in style. The ladies leave and they were annoying, but

802
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,880
they were not that bad. Let's get to the comment

803
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,280
cards and the tip made well.

804
00:42:53,559 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on. I want to say

805
00:42:55,440 --> 00:43:00,679
this Next Day, New Day. You know what, that new

806
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:05,519
oven arrives and Ben he's still out that wedding deposit.

807
00:43:05,599 --> 00:43:07,920
But you know what that fucking oven showed out.

808
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, came back to life.

809
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:16,599
Speaker 2: And Jenna is back on the Ben the Ben trip. Wow,

810
00:43:17,079 --> 00:43:18,360
is it nice to see redemption?

811
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 1: Yeah?

812
00:43:22,679 --> 00:43:26,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see if it I mean I think the

813
00:43:26,559 --> 00:43:28,280
balk and biscuits yelling at him next week.

814
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: But yeah, we'll see that. We'll see what happens there,

815
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,159
all right, So tip for twenty eight thousand dollars. Wow,

816
00:43:35,599 --> 00:43:36,159
big one.

817
00:43:36,559 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 2: You can say, uh like little pithy things under your

818
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,039
breath if you're gonna tip me twenty one hundred bucks.

819
00:43:42,079 --> 00:43:46,920
Ya ya ya YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA.

820
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: YadA, ya ya YadA, YadA YadA, Yeah, yah yahd Okay,

821
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,639
Alisha should smile more.

822
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,559
Speaker 2: I'm telling you she did something. They weren't feeling some

823
00:43:57,679 --> 00:43:59,239
of it. They hated her because of that.

824
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: Alicia gets the helmet now the kitchen.

825
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 2: By the way, Captain Jason didn't even address it with her.

826
00:44:05,159 --> 00:44:07,519
No okay, no good.

827
00:44:09,079 --> 00:44:12,519
Speaker 1: Alisha. If there's if there's one person that would get

828
00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:16,679
the helmet, I'd say it's here because it looked like

829
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:20,920
a Wild Will two battlefield on the table last night.

830
00:44:21,039 --> 00:44:22,840
You just went to sleep, so you're gonna be getting

831
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:26,719
the helmet. Kitchen is a fucking nightmare, and so is Ben.

832
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,360
There's probably three to four hours worth of work here.

833
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,559
Speaker 2: Do you think so I could wrap that up in

834
00:44:33,639 --> 00:44:35,920
an hour. I was a dishwasher, you think.

835
00:44:39,039 --> 00:44:41,199
Speaker 1: I think Ben's very lucky to have somebody like the

836
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,760
Balkan Biscuit who had bombs dropped on her when she

837
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:48,239
was a child. She had if he had alisia, Staring

838
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:52,559
at this amount of work would freeze people. You have

839
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,440
to just move towards something when you have this much

840
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,159
shit to do, and the Balkan Biscuit is that kind

841
00:44:58,199 --> 00:44:58,440
of bit.

842
00:44:58,599 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 2: Well, let me say this to Ben. Understood, there's sometimes

843
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:07,079
there's problems when you're too good at something. Ben recognized

844
00:45:07,159 --> 00:45:11,079
that the Balkan Biscuit is very good and will it

845
00:45:11,159 --> 00:45:14,880
is a hard worker, so he took advantage of it. Honestly, Yep,

846
00:45:15,639 --> 00:45:17,239
you gotta be sometimes you got to show that you

847
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:18,599
could be a little mediocre.

848
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 1: Yea, he went upstairs, took a Libyan dictator bath.

849
00:45:23,039 --> 00:45:25,039
Speaker 2: He did that sound of a beck. Yeah. Well, I

850
00:45:25,159 --> 00:45:28,159
will say this though. Let me defend Ben here, because

851
00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:30,239
I've been hard on him the first quarter of the season.

852
00:45:32,639 --> 00:45:35,079
Takes a warm bath, big, poor in.

853
00:45:35,119 --> 00:45:37,280
Speaker 1: The Oh that's perfect temperature.

854
00:45:37,599 --> 00:45:39,039
Speaker 2: Big, that's right, dear.

855
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a that was a fucking wine mom.

856
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 2: Poor, Let's oh bit time, of course, she gets in.

857
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:50,559
Speaker 1: That Van Sharon's teeth are purple.

858
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:57,199
Speaker 2: Don't forget the z actually took. But in Ben's defense,

859
00:45:58,039 --> 00:46:00,480
after the hard work that he did do, regardless of

860
00:46:00,519 --> 00:46:02,519
what you think about the meal or the beals, he

861
00:46:02,599 --> 00:46:08,320
served the tip, the tip solely rested on his shoulders.

862
00:46:08,639 --> 00:46:12,320
Let me uh, let me break it down. Did the

863
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:17,119
guests use the water toys? Did the guests go scuba diving?

864
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,480
Did they go shopping in the city?

865
00:46:22,119 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 1: Did they have it for anything? They're the only thing

866
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,679
you can purchase is feral dogs and you don't even have.

867
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,800
Speaker 2: To or they'll bite you and then you die of

868
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,599
rabies or turn into Azobbie. Did they do a stupid

869
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:36,599
theme party and require choreography from sea rats? No Ah,

870
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:44,519
it was They ate food, lots of it. He gets

871
00:46:44,519 --> 00:46:48,119
to drink red wine like Mariah Carey. He did everything.

872
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 1: Hello on the type, keep fading me. You serve them

873
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:55,000
six spring rolls? What are we talking about?

874
00:46:55,159 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 2: Fine? But he gets to do it. He did all

875
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:57,760
the work.

876
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,039
Speaker 1: Alicia calls her boyfriend and says, any to tell this

877
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:04,320
is what she said? She goes, you be Alicia's boyfriend?

878
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,039
Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, where have you been? Hey?

879
00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 1: Honey? I just want to tell you sorry that I

880
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,599
haven't spoken in four days. You know, I love you, right, yeah,

881
00:47:12,639 --> 00:47:14,440
I thank you, love me? Yeah, No, I love you

882
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,760
a lot, and I just have to tell you that

883
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,079
there are some things that I need to talk to

884
00:47:20,119 --> 00:47:20,599
you about.

885
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I was thinking about, Like, is anything

886
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:23,079
going on?

887
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot has been going on. And you know

888
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,800
that I love you well yeah, but you also know

889
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:33,159
that I'm flirty. Yeah you said that, But that's why

890
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,079
I wanted to talk to you about how there have

891
00:47:35,119 --> 00:47:41,440
been some situations where I've handled them. Yeah, all right,

892
00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:47,840
love you, honey. I'll talk to you later. I gotta go, hey, hey, Hello,

893
00:47:48,079 --> 00:47:49,280
what the fuck?

894
00:47:49,519 --> 00:47:49,760
Speaker 2: Hello?

895
00:47:50,079 --> 00:47:56,079
Speaker 1: Yeah? She really knows he so poor Harrison, My good.

896
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 2: I would dump her ass right there. I'd call back production.

897
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,119
I'd be like, I call Bravo. Can I speak to

898
00:48:02,199 --> 00:48:03,079
someone on Blowdock?

899
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,800
Speaker 1: Yeah? All right. I think that we're going to have

900
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,039
Alisia on the show soon. So what you know I'm

901
00:48:11,159 --> 00:48:14,159
going to have her well, I know, listen what cal

902
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:16,079
balls and strikes where I'm excited to talk to her the.

903
00:48:16,079 --> 00:48:18,800
Speaker 2: Way A good opportunity to join our Facebook group, another

904
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,360
below Deck podcast or bad TV get in there. If

905
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,880
you have a question for Alicia, Lisa, Alicia, Alicia, Yeah,

906
00:48:26,119 --> 00:48:28,360
I don't know. Say anyway, get in there and ask

907
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,159
a question for her. We might have her on next week.

908
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, I just broke my rule, you

909
00:48:33,039 --> 00:48:34,039
never never.

910
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,079
Speaker 2: I feel good about this one.

911
00:48:40,159 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 1: Let's get to the White party. The triangle's back. Jenna

912
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:49,039
is feeding Eddie pasta, and Eddie is still kind of

913
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:56,239
doing this thing where he's trying to I don't understand

914
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,519
what he's doing. He texted Alicia. I would drop her

915
00:48:59,559 --> 00:49:01,639
in a second to be an alien with you in

916
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:05,000
the moon. And now he's eating pasta and looking over

917
00:49:05,119 --> 00:49:08,840
at Alicia. What what are we doing here? What is

918
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:14,000
this makes no sense? And then uh yeah yeah. So

919
00:49:14,159 --> 00:49:15,920
so from the angle of how to close ask for

920
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,840
no money? What is what is Eddie's fault here?

921
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,079
Speaker 2: Focus on work, pay attention to neither of them?

922
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:30,119
Speaker 1: I mean really, okay, yeah, cross your fingers, right, Okay,

923
00:49:30,199 --> 00:49:34,039
so if you focus on your duty, yeah, that's attractive

924
00:49:34,039 --> 00:49:36,840
to win, the duty will come yes, right, Okay, got

925
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:40,440
it now. Jason heads to the restaurant.

926
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,639
Speaker 2: By the way, this had to have pissed him off.

927
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,639
I don't think for a second that he saw that

928
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,679
the disco helmet was there. Production tipped him off. I

929
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:52,880
noticed when she left in this Alicia, I can't wait

930
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,000
to talk to you. If we get talked to you,

931
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,599
what are you doing? You mentioned it?

932
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm saying to Alicia, what are you

933
00:49:58,599 --> 00:50:00,400
doing leaving behind?

934
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:04,280
Speaker 2: It's so crazy, it's vanity. She didn't want to ruin

935
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,599
her hair. She wanted to look hot. Oh but everyone

936
00:50:07,639 --> 00:50:10,079
else that has been doing this show for a number

937
00:50:10,119 --> 00:50:12,960
of years has always worn the helmet. Yeah, I get it.

938
00:50:13,039 --> 00:50:15,159
You want to go out, you wear it for dinner,

939
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,039
you wear it to the club, then you take it

940
00:50:17,159 --> 00:50:18,480
off and you can dance your ass off.

941
00:50:18,559 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 1: It's a Kindergarten litmus test of a small societal cohesion. Okay,

942
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,639
this is a group of sea rats. We have a

943
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:30,119
couple of rules. You have to do your job. You

944
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:31,559
have to wear the helmet if it's given to you.

945
00:50:32,039 --> 00:50:34,239
You can drink as much as you want, you can

946
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,639
puke up in your room, you can do whatever you want.

947
00:50:36,679 --> 00:50:38,440
You just have to do your job. And you have

948
00:50:38,559 --> 00:50:40,440
to bring the helmet back, and you gotta wear the helmet.

949
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,920
For Alicia to not wear the helmet out, she's showing

950
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,480
to the other sea rats, I'm not here to play. Okay,

951
00:50:48,639 --> 00:50:52,280
this is not good. I don't I'm calling it right now.

952
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,880
Alicia's getting fired. It's either going to be a batol

953
00:50:56,039 --> 00:50:58,199
or who's not in the show. She's not on the show,

954
00:50:58,519 --> 00:51:01,239
or Alicia. I would say that Alicia is probably gonna

955
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:06,119
get fired. I don't know. I think so. So let's

956
00:51:06,159 --> 00:51:11,000
get to and I know, and let's talk about the

957
00:51:11,079 --> 00:51:17,719
tool for a minute. Don't do this. Don't do this.

958
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 2: We can't.

959
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:24,039
Speaker 1: There's really no excuse in casting. You can't cast someone

960
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,599
who just doesn't make it on the show. You you've

961
00:51:27,679 --> 00:51:32,360
done such a bad job there, and I understand what

962
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,960
you were attempting to do here, but let's not do

963
00:51:35,199 --> 00:51:38,119
that here, right, Let's just have people who are gonna

964
00:51:38,159 --> 00:51:39,840
mix it up on the show. This was never gonna

965
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,280
work out. He's a sweetheart, but no, well yeah, we're

966
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:46,920
not saying that she's not a lovely person. We get to.

967
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:51,559
Speaker 2: Well my dinner, Yeah, all right, so this is where

968
00:51:51,639 --> 00:51:54,880
Jenna does. There was some weird editing here because there's

969
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,480
dinner plates in front of everybody, and then they show

970
00:51:57,559 --> 00:51:59,800
Jenna go like, I'm out of here. I'm gonna go

971
00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:02,440
next to Ben, but there were no plates there, so

972
00:52:02,519 --> 00:52:06,280
that obviously some time had lapsed. Jenna goes over, hangs

973
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,280
out with Ben, gets pretty flirty with him. I think

974
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,519
he's smacking her on the ass. He tells her she's

975
00:52:10,559 --> 00:52:14,760
hot like eighteen times. He's obviously not read the early

976
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,760
versions chapters. I put out that the New York Times

977
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:21,920
had published about cracking the code, because you don't tell

978
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:25,079
a woman she's hot like eighteen times. No, you say

979
00:52:25,159 --> 00:52:26,039
it like once, but.

980
00:52:26,559 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 1: You say you're beautiful hot and then smack him on

981
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:36,199
the ass with a rolling pin. Right, that's not right. Okay,

982
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,039
So we get to the club. There's a feral cat

983
00:52:39,119 --> 00:52:42,119
this time. That was good. A couple of things happening,

984
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,639
Ben and Jenna. He's a romantic Daisy is starting to

985
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:47,320
warm up to breaking her code that she's never not broken.

986
00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:51,199
Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's gonna t.

987
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:53,559
Speaker 1: And then Mikey tries to hook up with Ellie again.

988
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:58,239
I don't know what this is, a little bit like

989
00:52:59,559 --> 00:53:03,440
I don't know, uh, Tom trying to get Jerry.

990
00:53:03,559 --> 00:53:08,639
Speaker 2: He just never does, you know, he never ever does, Mikey.

991
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 1: So Mikey, Yeah, we wish all the luck in the world.

992
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:16,679
We get into the Vands and Eddie and Jenna have

993
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:22,039
a blacked out kind of confrontation wherein Eddie tries to

994
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:26,000
continue to open his opportunity to get in Jenna's pants,

995
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:29,719
and Jenna, with a fucking full hang grenade in a

996
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:33,480
styrofoam cup, still has the composure despite blowing a one

997
00:53:33,559 --> 00:53:39,440
point seven to go, hey, no, you're disgusting. It's not

998
00:53:39,599 --> 00:53:42,840
gonna happen, and he tries to lie to her. He goes,

999
00:53:43,039 --> 00:53:46,000
this is how wasteed he is. He goes. She goes,

1000
00:53:46,159 --> 00:53:48,280
I saw the text. I saw you say that you

1001
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:49,840
would drop me in a second. He goes, I never

1002
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:53,239
said that I love South Africans. She goes, fucking get

1003
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:58,760
away from me. Meanwhile, Batool is sleeping mad casting. That's

1004
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,639
it for us, John and the Honest. Let us know.

1005
00:54:00,679 --> 00:54:02,599
We thought about the episode of A Great Rest of

1006
00:54:02,639 --> 00:54:06,519
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1007
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:11,480
Bachelor Coming, and a good day to you I'm doing.

1008
00:54:11,519 --> 00:54:13,840
Say goodbye, pat Say goodbye, Hayleen.