WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.480 --> 00:00:04.360 Welcome to the I'm Still Fun Podcast. Since we last spoke, 2 00:00:04.400 --> 00:00:09.240 which was like a week ago, Jenny got married. Congratulations Jenny, 3 00:00:09.599 --> 00:00:12.080 Oh my goodness, I sure did. Thank you. 4 00:00:12.400 --> 00:00:14.519 Ah, sorry you didn't get an invite to the wedding. 5 00:00:14.519 --> 00:00:17.760 And it was really quick, it seems like it. Yeah, 6 00:00:17.760 --> 00:00:19.920 I met the person and next day I was like, 7 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:21.359 let's just go to let's just do it. Why are 8 00:00:21.359 --> 00:00:23.440 we waiting? And then like, let's go and get me 9 00:00:23.640 --> 00:00:25.239 a bag. That's this wifey on it. 10 00:00:25.559 --> 00:00:29.399 When you said for your birthday that your friend Tiff 11 00:00:29.440 --> 00:00:32.439 got you a WiFi bag, I did wonder why she 12 00:00:32.520 --> 00:00:34.280 got you a WiFi bag, And then when I saw 13 00:00:34.320 --> 00:00:37.079 you holding it, I immediately was like, this is going 14 00:00:37.119 --> 00:00:39.679 to confuse people. But even though you wrote in the caption, 15 00:00:39.960 --> 00:00:42.560 I've learned you should too. At this point, no one 16 00:00:42.560 --> 00:00:46.200 actually reads your captions. I've learned because most things that 17 00:00:46.240 --> 00:00:49.960 I get asked about posts are in the caption. The 18 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:54.479 biggest confusing caption is a real To this day, people 19 00:00:54.560 --> 00:00:59.000 do not realize reels have captions, and most info I 20 00:00:59.079 --> 00:01:01.039 try to put, like most like things that I know, 21 00:01:01.119 --> 00:01:03.880 people will ask me and it doesn't matter. So the 22 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:06.040 fact that you have a WiFi bag. As soon as 23 00:01:06.040 --> 00:01:08.359 I saw that, I was like, Oh, people are gonna 24 00:01:08.359 --> 00:01:10.680 assume she's married. I'm getting married. 25 00:01:11.120 --> 00:01:14.040 Don't know why I didn't think that, but I guess 26 00:01:14.079 --> 00:01:16.719 like I just assume everyone knows that I'm not in 27 00:01:16.719 --> 00:01:19.519 a relationship anymore. But I shouldn't because I still get 28 00:01:19.519 --> 00:01:22.920 messages and text into the show constantly, of like anytime 29 00:01:22.920 --> 00:01:26.120 it's brought up, like wait, Jenny's single, What what happened? 30 00:01:26.319 --> 00:01:27.400 I must have missed a chapter. 31 00:01:27.879 --> 00:01:30.920 So yes, I didn't really think about it when I 32 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:33.719 posted it, and I thought I made it pretty clear 33 00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:36.200 in the caption, and then I went in and redid 34 00:01:36.200 --> 00:01:38.799 the caption to make it even more clear, and then 35 00:01:38.840 --> 00:01:41.239 I went in and did an edit on top of 36 00:01:41.280 --> 00:01:42.120 it that said. 37 00:01:42.040 --> 00:01:46.200 I am not married or engaged. This is crazy. 38 00:01:46.599 --> 00:01:48.719 So anyways, if you don't know what we're talking about, 39 00:01:48.760 --> 00:01:50.879 just look at my Instagram and there's a picture I 40 00:01:50.920 --> 00:01:53.319 posted of me at the farmer's market and I'm holding 41 00:01:53.359 --> 00:01:55.719 my wifey bag and my friend Tiff and I have 42 00:01:55.760 --> 00:01:58.319 always called each other WiFi and so that's just what 43 00:01:58.359 --> 00:02:00.480 it is. I've gotten her probably a mug that's wifey 44 00:02:00.519 --> 00:02:03.519 on it before she got me that bag. Nice what 45 00:02:03.599 --> 00:02:06.719 it is, but yeah, I didn't really think of it. 46 00:02:07.040 --> 00:02:09.639 I started laughing because I saw even someone that I 47 00:02:09.759 --> 00:02:12.560 know like posted I didn't know she got married either, 48 00:02:12.599 --> 00:02:14.960 and I was like, and I almost commented, like she's not. 49 00:02:15.039 --> 00:02:16.159 I was like, that's not my place, so I'll let 50 00:02:16.199 --> 00:02:19.520 Jenny handle her own business. But I was not surprised. 51 00:02:19.560 --> 00:02:21.319 But it also is like a reminder. And we talk 52 00:02:21.319 --> 00:02:25.000 about this in radio all the time. We think people 53 00:02:25.159 --> 00:02:28.159 listen to us all the time, and they don't Number one, 54 00:02:28.599 --> 00:02:31.400 number two. Not only do they not listen to us 55 00:02:31.439 --> 00:02:35.560 all the time, there are people who will still say 56 00:02:35.599 --> 00:02:37.840 fall and I love you on the morning show. I 57 00:02:37.919 --> 00:02:40.840 know there's no way that person listens and they probably 58 00:02:40.840 --> 00:02:43.319 haven't listened for years, but they associate with if I 59 00:02:43.439 --> 00:02:45.639 listened to a morning show, that's the one I would 60 00:02:45.680 --> 00:02:48.400 listen to. It's almost been two years since I've been 61 00:02:48.439 --> 00:02:50.560 on the morning show, right, so for someone to be 62 00:02:50.560 --> 00:02:52.599 like I. But to be fair, I guess I am on. 63 00:02:52.599 --> 00:02:56.479 War of the Roses replays, so maybe we haven't played 64 00:02:56.479 --> 00:02:59.080 as many with your voice because they Dave was like, well, 65 00:02:59.080 --> 00:03:02.120 we have enough with me on it now, and he's like, 66 00:03:02.120 --> 00:03:04.280 it does get confusing to people and they like people 67 00:03:04.280 --> 00:03:04.560 will be. 68 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:07.560 Like, wait is falling back? Like whatever? Yeah, so but 69 00:03:07.800 --> 00:03:08.280 then you know. 70 00:03:08.240 --> 00:03:11.840 We do marathonss marathons, and you're on almost every single 71 00:03:11.879 --> 00:03:12.639 classic one. 72 00:03:12.520 --> 00:03:15.199 That we have on like ten years now, and the 73 00:03:15.240 --> 00:03:18.960 most classic one I'm not even on that one's before me. 74 00:03:19.159 --> 00:03:24.639 Even so, it is, uh, it is funny and eye 75 00:03:24.639 --> 00:03:28.240 opening how little people actually do. But you can't blame 76 00:03:28.319 --> 00:03:33.400 people because lives change, schedules change, and that's just how 77 00:03:33.439 --> 00:03:34.159 it goes. Baby. 78 00:03:34.919 --> 00:03:38.960 It's to me what's interesting about being single now are 79 00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:42.360 the people who have clearly probably never been through a 80 00:03:42.400 --> 00:03:46.960 true heartbreak, who think it's fine to just immediately be like, 81 00:03:46.960 --> 00:03:49.319 so what happened with you and Andrew? And my dms 82 00:03:49.319 --> 00:03:52.120 who don't know me, and it's kind. 83 00:03:51.919 --> 00:03:53.360 Of like, uh no. 84 00:03:53.800 --> 00:03:57.800 And also, honestly, I do find it a little bit 85 00:03:58.360 --> 00:04:02.680 overstepping to even ask in my dms like when did 86 00:04:02.680 --> 00:04:05.199 you and Andrew break up? Or did you and Andrew 87 00:04:05.199 --> 00:04:08.080 break up? Like? I get that we share our public lives, 88 00:04:08.120 --> 00:04:11.520 but I just would never reach out to someone who 89 00:04:11.599 --> 00:04:14.680 I follow from a distance and do not personally know 90 00:04:15.080 --> 00:04:16.240 and be like, oh my god, when did you and 91 00:04:16.279 --> 00:04:18.920 your husband break up? I just wouldn't do that or 92 00:04:18.959 --> 00:04:20.759 did you and your husband break up? Because you have 93 00:04:20.800 --> 00:04:23.120 no idea what that person might be going through, and 94 00:04:23.240 --> 00:04:26.319 all you're doing is bringing up something that could potentially 95 00:04:27.319 --> 00:04:29.680 hurt them right or make them feel the pain. You know, 96 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:33.519 I'm fine now, but like some of it was triggering 97 00:04:33.560 --> 00:04:35.959 for a while, and I just I'll be honest, if 98 00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:39.199 you ask me anything about that in my DMS, I 99 00:04:39.199 --> 00:04:39.800 don't answer. 100 00:04:39.959 --> 00:04:44.279 That's fair. I feel like also one thing, like so 101 00:04:45.399 --> 00:04:47.680 one thing I've struggled with as a friend to someone 102 00:04:47.720 --> 00:04:51.319 who's going through things, I'll like sometimes I'll think, oh, 103 00:04:51.319 --> 00:04:52.839 I should like reach out and see how they're doing, 104 00:04:52.920 --> 00:04:54.279 And then I get in my head a little bit 105 00:04:54.319 --> 00:04:58.399 like what if this is the one hour today they're 106 00:04:58.480 --> 00:05:02.160 not thinking about that? And then I bring it up. 107 00:05:02.439 --> 00:05:04.279 So that's what I think of, Like why another reason 108 00:05:04.279 --> 00:05:06.240 why I wouldn't DM someone What if like that was 109 00:05:06.279 --> 00:05:09.240 like the one hour that day you weren't grieving and 110 00:05:09.399 --> 00:05:11.040 sad or whatever, and then I bring it up and 111 00:05:11.040 --> 00:05:14.839 you're immediately taken to that sadness, you know, But that's 112 00:05:14.879 --> 00:05:16.360 also not a good reason as a friend to not 113 00:05:16.480 --> 00:05:19.959 reach out, Like just so I think, you know, I 114 00:05:20.040 --> 00:05:22.160 go back and forth in my head when friends go 115 00:05:22.240 --> 00:05:24.240 through different things, Like I don't want to bring it 116 00:05:24.279 --> 00:05:26.519 up there maybe all the time, but occasionally. 117 00:05:26.360 --> 00:05:27.519 I'm sure everyone's different. 118 00:05:27.560 --> 00:05:29.839 I would never be mad if like it was the 119 00:05:29.879 --> 00:05:31.600 one hour of the day that I was like having 120 00:05:31.600 --> 00:05:33.199 a good moment and you reach out to be like 121 00:05:33.240 --> 00:05:35.120 how you doing, I would never be mad at that 122 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:35.839 because that's. 123 00:05:35.800 --> 00:05:39.240 Just you being a good friend, honestly. 124 00:05:39.519 --> 00:05:44.439 So well, quick quick update. You said you're doing better 125 00:05:44.759 --> 00:05:45.319 with things. 126 00:05:45.399 --> 00:05:48.600 Yeah, I mean, you know, you have your moments. Nothing's 127 00:05:48.680 --> 00:05:51.759 like yeah, it's definitely not a linear thing. It's definitely 128 00:05:51.800 --> 00:05:55.199 like still a roller coaster. But I think I just 129 00:05:55.680 --> 00:05:58.399 I don't know, the routine of my life has become 130 00:05:58.480 --> 00:06:01.120 more normal than what I out like it was at first, 131 00:06:01.199 --> 00:06:05.639 Like it's not as strange to come home when there's 132 00:06:05.680 --> 00:06:10.959 no one there. But I get tear eyed for everything 133 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:13.279 I talk about. But I swear like I'm fine right now. 134 00:06:13.360 --> 00:06:16.000 I get like a little tear eyed still, But no, 135 00:06:16.160 --> 00:06:19.600 I think that like I've gotten so good at getting 136 00:06:19.639 --> 00:06:23.720 back out and hanging out more with friends, and you know, 137 00:06:23.800 --> 00:06:28.279 you like if you ever become single after being in 138 00:06:28.279 --> 00:06:30.279 a relationship for a long time, you kind of like 139 00:06:30.399 --> 00:06:33.480 think that man, there was probably something wrong in the 140 00:06:33.519 --> 00:06:35.879 relationship because I wasn't really hanging out with my friends 141 00:06:35.879 --> 00:06:38.000 that much. But that's just not true. It's just the 142 00:06:38.120 --> 00:06:41.720 natural trajectory of a relationship, you know. So it's like 143 00:06:41.759 --> 00:06:46.879 I'm out doing more things, but I don't want to 144 00:06:46.920 --> 00:06:50.240 be out that long. Like I went to this thing 145 00:06:50.319 --> 00:06:53.319 Friday nights and there was a little silent disco afterwards, 146 00:06:53.319 --> 00:06:56.199 and so I stuck around for maybe a half hour 147 00:06:56.399 --> 00:06:57.639 of that, and then I was like, I just want 148 00:06:57.680 --> 00:06:59.399 to go home now, Like I don't want to be out. 149 00:06:59.439 --> 00:07:01.879 But then it's also like I don't want to sit 150 00:07:01.920 --> 00:07:05.600 at home by myself all the time. To be honest, 151 00:07:05.959 --> 00:07:08.639 watching dogs has been a saving grace for me. 152 00:07:08.839 --> 00:07:13.639 Yeah, Like to just have another breathing being in the house. 153 00:07:13.439 --> 00:07:16.279 With me has been so helpful, just because it's like, 154 00:07:16.600 --> 00:07:19.639 you know, I had two dogs this weekend, and one 155 00:07:19.720 --> 00:07:23.199 left yesterday afternoon and one left in the evening pretty 156 00:07:23.279 --> 00:07:26.519 late actually, but I was like sad to just have 157 00:07:26.639 --> 00:07:27.600 this empty house. 158 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:29.120 Yes again, you know. 159 00:07:29.480 --> 00:07:34.240 So yeah, but anyways, yeah, I'm good. I have bad 160 00:07:34.360 --> 00:07:37.000 days and then I have days where I'm like, Okay, 161 00:07:37.000 --> 00:07:38.079 this is my new life. 162 00:07:38.240 --> 00:07:43.040 Yeah, yeah, we I haven't tried to set Jenny up 163 00:07:43.040 --> 00:07:43.959 with anyone this week. 164 00:07:44.120 --> 00:07:47.000 So I have moved on from that, so that you have. 165 00:07:47.199 --> 00:07:50.920 You have, however, done something that crossed the line. I 166 00:07:51.160 --> 00:07:54.439 was just mining my business last week and found and 167 00:07:54.439 --> 00:07:56.800 I were texting about something and then out of nowhere, 168 00:07:56.920 --> 00:08:00.120 she goes, why are you in Golden Valley? 169 00:08:00.360 --> 00:08:02.439 And I go what? 170 00:08:03.319 --> 00:08:05.680 And I go, do you still have my location? 171 00:08:06.319 --> 00:08:06.560 Yes? 172 00:08:06.600 --> 00:08:10.759 I knew. I was like, you creep And so I'm 173 00:08:10.800 --> 00:08:13.120 sitting there and I had shared my location when I 174 00:08:13.160 --> 00:08:16.439 went on my bad Lands trip with Fallen and my sisters, 175 00:08:17.040 --> 00:08:19.360 and I completely. 176 00:08:18.800 --> 00:08:20.040 Forgot I shared it with you. 177 00:08:20.360 --> 00:08:22.759 I knew my sister still had it, and like, whatever, 178 00:08:22.839 --> 00:08:25.879 I think it's pretty normal that in family's location. But 179 00:08:26.040 --> 00:08:28.199 like I think I shared it with you to be like, hey, 180 00:08:28.480 --> 00:08:30.920 you one more person to make sure I'm alive. Still whatever, 181 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:34.200 And so, yeah, you revealed that you like to check 182 00:08:34.240 --> 00:08:34.879 in on you every one. 183 00:08:35.000 --> 00:08:37.120 Oh, it was creepier than that. It was creepier than 184 00:08:37.159 --> 00:08:39.399 I go, oh, Jenny's And I was doing my radio 185 00:08:39.480 --> 00:08:41.480 show with Colt. I was like, Jenny's and Golden Valley 186 00:08:41.799 --> 00:08:44.240 cult Like, what's the address? He pulls up the Google 187 00:08:44.360 --> 00:08:46.519 street view of the house. Yeah, and I was like, 188 00:08:46.559 --> 00:08:49.720 if she knew this was happening, she would absolutely revoke 189 00:08:49.759 --> 00:08:53.120 my privileges. I do have Tina's as well, Oh do you? Yeah, 190 00:08:53.279 --> 00:08:57.159 I've yours, Tina's my obviously, Jake and Dylan, and my 191 00:08:57.279 --> 00:08:59.720 sister in law Laura. I think that's all I have. 192 00:09:00.039 --> 00:09:00.559 Yeah. 193 00:09:00.679 --> 00:09:02.159 I used to have my sister in la Hanna's, but 194 00:09:02.200 --> 00:09:03.080 I don't have hers anymore. 195 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:05.159 Will you tell me that you were weren't sure if 196 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:07.440 you should say it because you thought I'd revoke your privileges. 197 00:09:07.519 --> 00:09:09.639 I was worried at first. I kind of was like, 198 00:09:09.919 --> 00:09:11.399 should I take it away from her? And then I 199 00:09:11.440 --> 00:09:13.919 was like, I don't fucking care. There's never There's never 200 00:09:13.960 --> 00:09:17.240 gonna be anything that I'm doing that I wouldn't tell 201 00:09:17.279 --> 00:09:20.919 you if I was like, and if anything, you might 202 00:09:20.960 --> 00:09:24.240 be the one that saves my life, because my sisters probably. 203 00:09:24.039 --> 00:09:26.960 Don't ever look you know, well, you might the one 204 00:09:27.039 --> 00:09:27.679 that would. 205 00:09:27.399 --> 00:09:30.080 Be like, I haven't heard from Jenny in like twenty 206 00:09:30.080 --> 00:09:32.080 four hours, and she hasn't posted on social media. 207 00:09:32.159 --> 00:09:34.679 Let me look at her, like the only reason I 208 00:09:34.720 --> 00:09:37.480 even like looked it wasn't a normal look. So when 209 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:39.799 you share a location with someone, if you go to 210 00:09:39.919 --> 00:09:42.840 text them. Yeah, it shows it. So that's the only 211 00:09:42.879 --> 00:09:44.519 reason I even knew. I went to text you something, 212 00:09:44.519 --> 00:09:46.759 I'm like, what the hell is she doing in Golden Valley? Right? 213 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:50.159 So then I clicked on the location, gave cult the address, 214 00:09:51.080 --> 00:09:54.120 and I was like, that house isn't look familiar. And 215 00:09:54.559 --> 00:09:56.879 if you're so curious about what I was doing in 216 00:09:56.919 --> 00:09:59.440 Golden Valley on a random Wednesday afternoon, I was walking 217 00:09:59.480 --> 00:09:59.799 a dog. 218 00:10:00.559 --> 00:10:03.039 So it was fucking crazy. 219 00:10:04.240 --> 00:10:06.879 Someone there should say. Some would say, you and I 220 00:10:06.919 --> 00:10:09.759 need to get live three sixty that way, I know 221 00:10:09.919 --> 00:10:11.240 how fast you're going. 222 00:10:11.759 --> 00:10:16.600 I can track truly everything. Yeah, well, I think about it. 223 00:10:16.639 --> 00:10:18.840 Get back to Okay, it sounds good, but for right now, 224 00:10:18.879 --> 00:10:20.120 I will let you have my location. 225 00:10:20.320 --> 00:10:23.559 Okay, don't take it away, please. We we haven't really 226 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:27.039 talked about. Oh god, my mom's calling me. She's taken 227 00:10:27.120 --> 00:10:29.360 my dog to get his hair cut and she wasn't 228 00:10:29.360 --> 00:10:33.159 know how short I want his hair. Sorry, whatever they 229 00:10:33.399 --> 00:10:37.679 think is best for a summer cut. If you've seen 230 00:10:37.720 --> 00:10:39.480 photos of Frank on my hair, and. 231 00:10:39.399 --> 00:10:41.919 I was going to bring it up because that little 232 00:10:43.879 --> 00:10:46.519 on the boat this past weekend looked so cute, but 233 00:10:46.679 --> 00:10:49.879 he was looking he's homeless. Yeah, looking he looks like 234 00:10:49.879 --> 00:10:52.759 a dog from the street. Sorry, unhoused, but that is 235 00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:58.960 because basically, so what happened was we got him in 236 00:10:59.039 --> 00:11:03.440 to like a grooming place, but they were like so 237 00:11:03.480 --> 00:11:04.519 many dog groomers you have. 238 00:11:04.480 --> 00:11:07.679 To wait a month to get in. Yeah, so we're like, okay, 239 00:11:07.720 --> 00:11:09.360 so his groom was supposed to be last week. This 240 00:11:09.440 --> 00:11:11.200 is the dumbest uf date ever. But this is kind 241 00:11:11.200 --> 00:11:14.519 of weird. The place texts Jake and says, Hey, I'm 242 00:11:14.519 --> 00:11:16.799 really sorry to do this, but are the people who 243 00:11:16.840 --> 00:11:20.799 own the strip mall and buildings never got that proper 244 00:11:20.840 --> 00:11:24.200 permits so all of our businesses are not allowed to 245 00:11:24.240 --> 00:11:26.000 be open until it's settled up. 246 00:11:26.600 --> 00:11:27.080 Oh. 247 00:11:27.120 --> 00:11:29.039 I was like, can you imagine being a business owner 248 00:11:29.080 --> 00:11:30.759 and you find out the building owner and to get 249 00:11:30.799 --> 00:11:34.320 the proper permits, so you have to stop business. So 250 00:11:34.600 --> 00:11:36.639 Jake quickly called like a place we've never been and 251 00:11:36.679 --> 00:11:38.320 they were able to get him on Monday, and I 252 00:11:38.360 --> 00:11:41.039 was like, oh, we should have gone there initially. That 253 00:11:41.159 --> 00:11:43.360 was like easy to get in unless they have a 254 00:11:43.399 --> 00:11:45.559 bad reputation, and that's why it's easy to get in. 255 00:11:45.600 --> 00:11:48.480 Frank will find out but his nails are longer hit 256 00:11:48.480 --> 00:11:50.720 that he could be in the Guinness Book. It's very unhealthy. 257 00:11:51.200 --> 00:11:53.080 And also I'm worried about how he's going to act. 258 00:11:53.240 --> 00:11:55.720 What if he's a little dick. Oh, he could be 259 00:11:55.759 --> 00:11:58.000 a little shyster. I think he's just a playful pub 260 00:11:58.399 --> 00:12:00.200 He does have some like matting behind his ear is 261 00:12:00.200 --> 00:12:01.799 going to piss him off. What they're gonna think I'm 262 00:12:01.799 --> 00:12:03.360 a bad dog on her is what it comes down to. 263 00:12:04.039 --> 00:12:06.639 I mean, how often do you get doll. 264 00:12:07.639 --> 00:12:09.960 Only once or twice? Her hair doesn't grow too long. 265 00:12:10.159 --> 00:12:13.200 Hers is more about twice a year. Yeah, probably twice 266 00:12:13.240 --> 00:12:15.240 a year. Usually get her a summer cut and a 267 00:12:15.279 --> 00:12:16.879 winter cut. You know, That's about it. 268 00:12:16.919 --> 00:12:18.919 I think I've seen her when she's real fresh and clean, 269 00:12:18.960 --> 00:12:21.519 and I'm like, damn, Doll, look at you, you fancy lady. 270 00:12:21.679 --> 00:12:25.840 She's getting fat again again. She is out because she 271 00:12:25.879 --> 00:12:28.639 won't stop eating things. Our door knob is weird to 272 00:12:28.679 --> 00:12:31.519 our cupboard, and she's been sneaking snacks like crazy. She 273 00:12:31.519 --> 00:12:33.480 had an entire this is bad, guys, but she lived. 274 00:12:33.799 --> 00:12:37.759 She had an entire Costco box of protein bars, including 275 00:12:37.799 --> 00:12:40.440 the wrappers. Do you know how bad that could sit 276 00:12:40.519 --> 00:12:42.799 on the stomach. We were like, we were watching her, 277 00:12:42.879 --> 00:12:45.480 like I hope she shits. She did, and then she 278 00:12:45.559 --> 00:12:46.879 was vomiting up the wrappers. 279 00:12:47.240 --> 00:12:49.120 Oh my gosh, she. 280 00:12:49.120 --> 00:12:53.759 Ate a half of sour dough. She'll proof your doors done. 281 00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:56.559 She went trash digging yesterday. Dylan took photos. She even 282 00:12:56.639 --> 00:12:59.320 ate cilantro guys. She's getting pathetic and desperate. 283 00:12:59.440 --> 00:12:59.639 Yeah. 284 00:12:59.639 --> 00:13:01.639 I was gonna say, most dogs don't eat anything green. 285 00:13:01.759 --> 00:13:03.840 Well, she left most of it, but she tried it first. 286 00:13:03.840 --> 00:13:04.440 She dabbled. 287 00:13:04.559 --> 00:13:07.240 I was gonna say, anytime I've dropped spinach on the floor, 288 00:13:07.320 --> 00:13:11.039 it doesn't matter what kind of hoover vacuum the dog is. 289 00:13:11.120 --> 00:13:12.799 They never they will spit that out. 290 00:13:13.000 --> 00:13:13.279 Yeah. 291 00:13:13.399 --> 00:13:16.279 No, she's sick, but she's just you know this about her. 292 00:13:17.360 --> 00:13:19.440 I'm going to tell the story in the radio later, 293 00:13:19.480 --> 00:13:22.360 but I thought of you a little bit this weekend. 294 00:13:22.720 --> 00:13:26.679 Tell me went to a birthday party. Uh my daughter 295 00:13:26.879 --> 00:13:30.480 is five, almost six years old. She was inside the 296 00:13:30.519 --> 00:13:32.559 top of the bounce I was ready to go. I 297 00:13:32.600 --> 00:13:34.080 wanted to get the f out. Okay, it'd been the. 298 00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:36.240 Front of the house that has like different layers, Like 299 00:13:36.639 --> 00:13:38.240 one side is a bounce house and then it. 300 00:13:38.200 --> 00:13:40.039 Has a big slide. She's at the top of the slide. 301 00:13:40.120 --> 00:13:42.320 King of the mountain. I'm like, come down, we're leaving. 302 00:13:43.399 --> 00:13:48.240 No ha no and laughter. Can't yell at your kid 303 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:51.159 at a public party. Yeah, I'm like, get down here. 304 00:13:51.519 --> 00:13:55.120 She's like no, ha ha, keeps laughing. I was like, mother, 305 00:13:55.720 --> 00:13:57.000 I was like, I'm going to give you two minutes 306 00:13:57.000 --> 00:13:59.360 and I'm gonna come back. Then she's in the bounce house. 307 00:13:59.720 --> 00:14:03.519 Time okay, taunt, taunt, top of the slide. I can't 308 00:14:03.519 --> 00:14:05.679 reach her. I can't get in these places, okay. I 309 00:14:05.679 --> 00:14:07.720 don't want to scare other children. So I was like, 310 00:14:07.720 --> 00:14:09.639 all right, I got a game plan in my head, 311 00:14:10.679 --> 00:14:13.440 like a cat hiding. All right, you gotta leave the scene. Yeah, 312 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:16.240 when they least expect it, they'll come out like out 313 00:14:16.240 --> 00:14:19.600 of their den. She's a she's an idiot. She did it. 314 00:14:20.200 --> 00:14:23.120 She's an idiot. She fell for it. She comes out 315 00:14:23.120 --> 00:14:26.759 of the bounce house looking around. She says, I'm over 316 00:14:26.799 --> 00:14:30.240 relaxing with the parents. Now here's where things got sick. Yep. 317 00:14:30.480 --> 00:14:30.879 Okay. 318 00:14:31.320 --> 00:14:34.080 So she goes to go back around the bounce house 319 00:14:34.080 --> 00:14:37.039 to go to the entrance. Yeah, so I jump up. 320 00:14:37.120 --> 00:14:39.879 Jake said he's never seen me faster. He said, I 321 00:14:39.879 --> 00:14:42.080 didn't even know you could move like that yea. I 322 00:14:42.320 --> 00:14:46.200 sprint around the stair side the slide side, meet her 323 00:14:46.279 --> 00:14:48.279 right when she's getting ready to jump into the bounce house. 324 00:14:48.720 --> 00:14:51.519 I like a psych go, go, gadget, slide my body 325 00:14:51.559 --> 00:14:54.320 into the bounce house. I grab her leg and yank 326 00:14:54.360 --> 00:14:57.360 her out a while. The dads was standing there and 327 00:14:57.360 --> 00:14:59.759 he was like he looked at me, and she's like 328 00:15:00.960 --> 00:15:03.320 she was not expecting me to be there and just 329 00:15:03.440 --> 00:15:06.360 snatch her out. I snatched her so hard my phone 330 00:15:06.399 --> 00:15:09.000 flew out of my pocket. I had her like trapped 331 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:11.240 in my arms, carried her around. Jake. When I came 332 00:15:11.279 --> 00:15:13.720 around the corner with her in my arms, he started 333 00:15:13.960 --> 00:15:17.039 dying laughing. He's like, what in the hell just happened? 334 00:15:17.240 --> 00:15:19.120 And then we loaded her up in the car, and 335 00:15:19.159 --> 00:15:22.879 that's how it happened. Icho out of party. She she 336 00:15:22.919 --> 00:15:25.720 could tell she was about to be pissy and cry 337 00:15:25.759 --> 00:15:28.320 for a second, but then the host of the party 338 00:15:28.320 --> 00:15:30.879 gave her a gift bag, you know, for the party favor, 339 00:15:31.159 --> 00:15:32.320 so she trafted and she chilled. 340 00:15:32.399 --> 00:15:34.679 Yeah, she was distracted by the party. Bank was like, oh, whatever, 341 00:15:34.679 --> 00:15:35.559 forget the Bow's house. 342 00:15:35.639 --> 00:15:38.799 But I like, I don't I don't care. I was 343 00:15:38.840 --> 00:15:40.480 like that game could have gone on for like an 344 00:15:40.480 --> 00:15:42.639 hour because I couldn't get to the top of the slide. 345 00:15:42.639 --> 00:15:44.440 I would have made the whole damn thing collapse. But 346 00:15:44.480 --> 00:15:46.440 it was like when you went in will Ferrell Styles 347 00:15:46.480 --> 00:15:47.679 started killing children at my daughter. 348 00:15:47.799 --> 00:15:51.159 I don't start killing children. I thought, second of all, 349 00:15:51.240 --> 00:15:53.720 you told me to do that. You're like, go in 350 00:15:53.759 --> 00:15:57.080 there and wreck wreck havoc, recavoc yep. 351 00:15:57.080 --> 00:15:58.600 And I was like fine, and I did. 352 00:15:58.679 --> 00:16:00.440 But the kids were so much little of the back then, 353 00:16:00.519 --> 00:16:02.399 and I had no control of myself and I was 354 00:16:02.440 --> 00:16:04.600 just flying everywhere and almost like body slam on one 355 00:16:04.639 --> 00:16:07.000 of the little girls. And what I did grab all 356 00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:09.799 of at one point and like foul. And I was like, oh, 357 00:16:09.960 --> 00:16:10.519 here we go. 358 00:16:10.840 --> 00:16:12.360 It was a good time. It was a great times. 359 00:16:12.679 --> 00:16:13.120 I did it. 360 00:16:13.159 --> 00:16:16.000 By the way, text Tina for suggestions for an email 361 00:16:16.039 --> 00:16:17.639 we got and she has not. 362 00:16:17.639 --> 00:16:19.720 Responded to me. Okay, so maybe we hold off on 363 00:16:19.759 --> 00:16:20.080 that one. 364 00:16:20.360 --> 00:16:23.240 Well, I will say this. It's so for the person 365 00:16:23.240 --> 00:16:28.440 who asked for palm springs and San Diego Rex, I don't. 366 00:16:28.919 --> 00:16:31.039 I asked Tina for palm springs for you. I went 367 00:16:31.960 --> 00:16:35.120 to palm springs, but I didn't do anything crazy fun, 368 00:16:35.159 --> 00:16:36.559 you know what. I mean, it was like a very chill, 369 00:16:36.559 --> 00:16:38.919 so I don't feel like I have great suggestions. But 370 00:16:39.000 --> 00:16:42.000 Tina went for her birthday and she loved it, so 371 00:16:42.200 --> 00:16:46.039 I'm asking her for suggestions. Also, someone did ask on 372 00:16:46.159 --> 00:16:48.559 my recent ask me anything, if we'll have Tina back 373 00:16:48.600 --> 00:16:51.120 in to talk about wedding stuff. Yeah, for sure, So 374 00:16:51.399 --> 00:16:54.120 I just got her save the date so that happened. 375 00:16:55.159 --> 00:17:02.360 Her bachelorette is in is August. It's August August, and 376 00:17:02.399 --> 00:17:03.799 that's all say because I don't want to give away 377 00:17:03.799 --> 00:17:06.319 too many details without her sharing. But so I don't 378 00:17:06.359 --> 00:17:09.880 know if we should wait to have her in maybe 379 00:17:10.039 --> 00:17:12.839 after the bachelorette party. 380 00:17:13.000 --> 00:17:14.839 Yeah, so we can agree good, we. 381 00:17:14.759 --> 00:17:16.720 Could do you know what we could if she's available. 382 00:17:16.759 --> 00:17:20.079 We could see if she wanted to come in that first, 383 00:17:20.440 --> 00:17:23.359 like a couple of days after the bachelorette party to recap. 384 00:17:23.440 --> 00:17:26.160 We're not anything crazy. We're going to like a cabin. Yeah, 385 00:17:26.359 --> 00:17:28.160 so it shouldn't be too unhinged. And also Jenny and 386 00:17:28.160 --> 00:17:33.359 I've been discussing this coming do we decide this coming Monday? 387 00:17:33.640 --> 00:17:36.079 We didn't decide, but I would say, yeah, we won't 388 00:17:36.119 --> 00:17:38.200 have a podcast out this next week. 389 00:17:38.319 --> 00:17:41.599 So Jenny and I are going to funny enough an 390 00:17:41.640 --> 00:17:45.039 influencer retreat, which sounds crazy, but it's basically, we're just 391 00:17:45.039 --> 00:17:47.559 going up North YEP. And we're going to be there 392 00:17:48.759 --> 00:17:52.400 barely one full day basically because we drive up on Monday, 393 00:17:52.799 --> 00:17:56.240 I'm taking off the afternoon show. We drive back Sunday 394 00:17:56.319 --> 00:17:58.880 morning ish because I'm trying to do the afternoon show. 395 00:17:59.359 --> 00:18:00.680 We drive back Wednesday morning. 396 00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:01.200 That's what I meant. 397 00:18:01.240 --> 00:18:02.680 You said Sunday, and I was like, we're going for 398 00:18:02.720 --> 00:18:05.599 a week day. Yeah, no, the longer. I don't think 399 00:18:05.640 --> 00:18:06.640 I was ready for. 400 00:18:06.599 --> 00:18:10.920 That day through Wednesday, so we will uh not have 401 00:18:10.960 --> 00:18:11.799