Speaker 1: Ah, what's up everybody. Welcome to Rose Pricks. It's me
Speaker 1: Stephanie Welder Taylor. It's here's with Cecily Nobler.
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Speaker 2: I like this voice that you're doing. You guys, Welcome
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Speaker 2: talk about suns and then there's like little weird music
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Speaker 2: but it's a real thing. People know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be science, but it'll just be
Speaker 2: like today we're talking about the chrisms and life, and
Speaker 2: then it's like sciencey prisons in light. Okay, bad. I
Speaker 2: like science stuff and I but that's a bad example.
Speaker 2: But there are a lot of podcasts, especially back in
Speaker 2: the day, and they have this just really liked thank
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Speaker 2: the time. Oh you know what, they need some broadcast training. Yes, correct, Okay,
Speaker 2: we are here for love is Blind. That's why you're here,
Speaker 2: and thank you for joining. Thanks for being here, all
Speaker 2: of you, and we are talking about episodes five and
Speaker 2: six today.
Speaker 1: Yes, so if you're only up to episode five for
Speaker 1: some reason, watch six and then come listen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or do whatever you want. You can listen. However
Speaker 2: you may want to listen to us first. Some people
Speaker 2: do that. Some people listen binge the whole thing and
Speaker 2: come back and revisit. Like, however we're doing we're doing this.
Speaker 1: We're not trying to tell you what to do. We're
Speaker 1: not controlling as opposed to some people. On this season
Speaker 1: of Love is Blind.
Speaker 2: I mean and a lot, and Stephanie saw a little
Speaker 2: even though I got it early. She watched ahead when
Speaker 2: she could. She was she's more into Love Is Blind
Speaker 2: than me. I will admit it, but she she's like, God,
Speaker 2: I could tell you were trying to say to me, like,
Speaker 2: we don't need to focus that much on this because
Speaker 2: like it's going to change really fast. Yeah, but let's
Speaker 2: go as it goes. So at the beginning of episode five,
Speaker 2: Leo has proposed to Brittany. Of course, she says yes
Speaker 2: sort of. I guess She's like, but I'm really I'm
Speaker 2: just your girlfriend, Ryan's I mean, you haven't really proposed yet,
Speaker 2: so we're gonna come back to that, because that's a
Speaker 2: big I don't know what the opposite of meet cute is.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, uh meat awkward meat horrific. Also, he reads
Speaker 1: her this poem, which which basically congratulates himself on using.
Speaker 2: His big dumb brain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, basically nags her in his poem.
Speaker 2: For her does yes in his own poem that rhymes
Speaker 2: for some reason. But then I'm so in love with you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's full of shit.
Speaker 1: Now it is time for another awkward couple to meet,
Speaker 1: and that is Nick and Hannah.
Speaker 2: Right two. For some reason, I wrote Down's name was Whitney.
Speaker 2: Because then I'll tell you why I wrote Whitney. Okay,
Speaker 2: we are also doing covering extensively Mormon, and I got
Speaker 2: Whitney and Hannah in my mind physically, I got them
Speaker 2: mixed up, which you could kind of see, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: Sorida kinda. So Hannah and I think I probably wrote
Speaker 2: Whitney this entire time. So Hannah and Nick they meet,
Speaker 2: and at first, the big shock is that so Hannah's
Speaker 2: all nervous about the way Nick is going to see
Speaker 2: her because she's not like she doesn't think she's perfect.
Speaker 2: But I oh, bomp, bomb bomb, I think it's the
Speaker 2: other way around. She's not as into Nick as she's like.
Speaker 2: She kept saying like, yeah, he kind of described himself
Speaker 2: as like an apt athlete, but like is he.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's yeah, she was being pretty awful. And
Speaker 1: before they before it opens, the door's open, Nick is
Speaker 1: telling us, like, you know, she really makes me feel
Speaker 1: good because I think she won't care, you know, if
Speaker 1: I don't have a nice car or money, which tells
Speaker 1: me I don't have a nice car or money right right,
Speaker 1: if you go she wouldn't care about something like that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I do have an amazing car and a
Speaker 1: lot of money, But what I love is that she
Speaker 1: won't carry either way. No, you only say that if
Speaker 1: you're like I drive a beat and don't currently and
Speaker 1: I'm currently unemployed. But she makes me feel safe, like
Speaker 1: she'll like that anyway. And it's like, honey, don't feel safe.
Speaker 2: However, before don't, before you start to feel bad for Nick,
Speaker 2: don't because there's all kinds of stuff going on with
Speaker 2: him that I do not understand. We're going to break down.
Speaker 2: But she seems very annoyed by him, and she's being cold. Yeah,
Speaker 2: seems like she's being cold. She's like oh, and then
Speaker 2: he's like, oh yeah, look at you with your heels.
Speaker 2: You're so touch just like yeah, God bless me, God
Speaker 2: bless me. Stop saying that. Yeah, because you're five to seven,
Speaker 2: she's five nine and he in big heels, so what
Speaker 2: you're looks get over her now, she's all cocky, m
Speaker 2: God blessed you so and she's not what she picktured no, and.
Speaker 1: She was like, I imagine that he's a jock because
Speaker 1: he plays football and he can get any girl.
Speaker 2: Well, what makes you say that?
Speaker 1: He didn't say that, And there were a lot of
Speaker 1: times when they were in the pods that he was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not perfect either, Like, although I guess he did
Speaker 1: say I'm cuter than Travis kelcey.
Speaker 2: But was he joking when he said that. I think
Speaker 2: he had to have been joking, although I'm not sure
Speaker 2: with him because later, I mean, I guess I can
Speaker 2: go ahead and break the macro note. But like, he's
Speaker 2: got a brand and he's going to talk about that
Speaker 2: brand a lot. Yes, Homeboy's got a brand, and he
Speaker 2: says it out loud, which is a no no on
Speaker 2: reality show. You're mic dude, he's crazy, Yeah, but is
Speaker 2: it him that? He asks her, like, is this your
Speaker 2: real hair color? And she asked him that no, he
Speaker 2: asks her that. She's like, I mean pretty close. I
Speaker 2: mean I'm blonde obviously, because God bless me. God only
Speaker 2: blesses blondes and girls that are tall. Yeah, he God
Speaker 2: blesses her a lot, like on a constant basis. He
Speaker 2: likes her, though he's kind of being he's being sweet
Speaker 2: at this point, I'm like, he's not so bad, but
Speaker 2: she's the she's horrible.
Speaker 1: And so she tells us She's like, I don't like
Speaker 1: that he's shorter than me, and it's going to make
Speaker 1: me feel bigger. And also like, not just that it
Speaker 1: makes me feel bigger, but it's going to make him
Speaker 1: feel emasculated.
Speaker 2: Well stop don't well, then stop saying it. And he's
Speaker 2: not that short, No, he's cute.
Speaker 1: He's like John's height, he's my husband's height, and my
Speaker 1: husband is not short in any how. Tall Is John
Speaker 1: five eleven? Well that's tall, but he's five eleven. Dang,
Speaker 1: he's five eleven.
Speaker 2: He's not short at all.
Speaker 1: He's not even a medium king. He's fine. He's tall,
Speaker 1: he's almost six feet tall.
Speaker 2: And it's just not fair that Hannah's like doing that.
Speaker 2: Like even if he was a short king, that's just
Speaker 2: kind of rude. If she was worried about being big
Speaker 2: boned and that he wasn't gonna like that, well then
Speaker 2: you can't do that to him. And he's not even sure.
Speaker 2: It makes no sense. Okay, so ram sys is they're
Speaker 2: calling him rams. Should we just call him rams? Let's
Speaker 2: just call him Rams? Yeah? Rams? He looks At this point,
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, now he looks like a lost
Speaker 2: Thompson twin. The the rat tail, the hair and the rattail.
Speaker 2: I guess told me. Now I love it, Sure, I
Speaker 2: love I love him. I didn't see that coming. I
Speaker 2: didn't see what a joy he is a joy. And
Speaker 2: I like her too, now I didn't think I could,
Speaker 2: but they I like her. Okay, what do you feel? Okay,
Speaker 2: how do you feel like you have a different view
Speaker 2: of Marissa? No? I like her too.
Speaker 1: I I don't know what's gonna happen with these two
Speaker 1: because I don't know if she can keep up like
Speaker 1: the she's really really into him, Yes, but like, do
Speaker 1: we know if she's going to be able to keep
Speaker 1: that up for the rest of the show.
Speaker 2: I feel like I think, I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is why I like this show, though, mm hmmm,
Speaker 1: because yes, right now, I like them. I like them together.
Speaker 1: They seem really cute, they're very happy. But it's just
Speaker 1: you never freaking know with these things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's true, and it's once their families
Speaker 2: get involved, whatever, But they look so cute together and
Speaker 2: whatever is this when he's so he proposes at this point?
Speaker 2: Is this when they meet? I forget? Yes he proposes,
Speaker 2: and he proposes and I says yes, and it's sweet
Speaker 2: and she makes him.
Speaker 1: Feel safe and he starts to cry and he likes
Speaker 1: that she doesn't care that he doesn't fit fully into
Speaker 1: a prescribed gender role.
Speaker 2: You know. I like all that stuff. Yes, you know,
Speaker 2: I like the inclusive honeys, and I love that he
Speaker 2: feels that way and that she feels that way. And
Speaker 2: she's cool, Like I really turned around on her. She's
Speaker 2: a little much, but I think they are a shirt.
Speaker 2: Now now let's get to the good stuff. Now that's
Speaker 2: time for.
Speaker 1: Brittany and Leo to meet, and then Brittany says, but
Speaker 1: right before the doors open, she's like, love is blind,
Speaker 1: but am I a little vein shrug emoji.
Speaker 2: She's so awful. So they meet and she's just immediately unhappy.
Speaker 2: She's immediately like he's of course, she's super hot. Comes
Speaker 2: out and he's like, oh god, and he's getting he's
Speaker 2: all nervous. Just at first, I couldn't read them.
Speaker 1: I wrote, OMG, the way her face dropped when she
Speaker 1: saw him.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. She he tries to keeps trying to
Speaker 2: kiss her. She is recoiling. She's literally like if you
Speaker 2: could just see it in a cartoon. And she's like, oh,
Speaker 2: then she is no. He's like, come here, come here,
Speaker 2: come here, Let's sit on the couch. Let's sit on
Speaker 2: the couch. And he's like leaning into her and she's
Speaker 2: leaning away, and he's like, I love the fuck out
Speaker 2: of you. I just fucking, fucking fucking love you. He
Speaker 2: says it so many times, and I felt like she
Speaker 2: was like examining his face in this weird way. And
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but it just seemed like she was examining
Speaker 2: his nose, like she was just up because she didn't
Speaker 2: know about his nose, right, So she's like looking at
Speaker 2: it this weird way she is not, and he's like,
Speaker 2: you're fucking beautiful. And then I was like, are they
Speaker 2: on Molly? Is he on Molly? I swear to god,
Speaker 2: I've never had conversations like that other than being on
Speaker 2: that particular drug, which I mean, yeah, I've done it,
Speaker 2: and yeah, it's a lot of like, I just love you.
Speaker 2: Let me read you this poem. I love you, and
Speaker 2: you're kind of sweating and it's crazy, and I swear
Speaker 2: I think he's on something. You're so fucking beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 2: I love how smart, he goes, I love how smart
Speaker 2: you are, even though everyone thinks you're so stupid. He's
Speaker 2: begging her, Yes, he's still legging her. People don't think
Speaker 2: you're smart, but you're doing your best. Yeah, He's like,
Speaker 2: people think you're an idiot, but I can see that
Speaker 2: you're smart right now because you're just like sitting here
Speaker 2: and I fucking love you. So he goes, but why
Speaker 2: do you love me? Oh? Because she says, she says,
Speaker 2: why do you love me? And that's what he starts
Speaker 2: going into that hard she and he says, why do
Speaker 2: you love me? And she goes, it's so much pressure
Speaker 2: it's so much pressure. I don't love you at all.
Speaker 2: I hate you actually, so she wants out. I mean,
Speaker 2: there's just no question. I'm like, I don't know where
Speaker 2: this is going. Oh, and she says like, I feel
Speaker 2: like you're lying because he keeps saying I love you.
Speaker 2: Because she's like, this is too much, which is understandable.
Speaker 2: We're not we're not really like not team Brittany here,
Speaker 2: but you know, this really took a turn.
Speaker 1: And so he's making out with her and she goes.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is one of the most awkward moments of
Speaker 2: my entire life. And then and then she and then
Speaker 2: she goes, I'm sorry, I haven't reciprocated that I love
Speaker 2: you thing, and then she tells the camera I hate that.
Speaker 2: I want to say it too, but I just can't,
Speaker 2: or maybe she says it to him. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: she says it to him. But then she also says
Speaker 2: she's like, if this for the real world, would we date?
Speaker 2: And he's like, I don't know, I don't think so,
Speaker 2: and she's like, no, we wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Right, So then this is interesting because she says so
Speaker 1: he's like when she says something like my brain isn't
Speaker 1: calculating like this stranger is my fiance and not in
Speaker 1: a good way. She means like, oh god, this is
Speaker 1: what I die guy, Right, so he says she basically says,
Speaker 1: I hate that. I want to say I love you,
Speaker 1: but I can't. So he says, well, when we go
Speaker 1: to Mexico, we'll have time, and she goes, but can
Speaker 1: we go to Miami?
Speaker 2: Okay, now this isn't this was information. Apparently not all
Speaker 2: six only six couples get chosen to go to Mexico, right,
Speaker 2: So they didn't know if they were going to be
Speaker 2: the chosen couple, but you clearly they just want a trip, right.
Speaker 2: So he's sort of like, I have so much money, baby,
Speaker 2: I'll take care of if they don't choose this for Mexico,
Speaker 2: I'll give us a crazy weekend. It'll be better in Miami,
Speaker 2: which is what happens. Yes, because.
Speaker 1: If we don't go to Mexico, can we go to Miami?
Speaker 1: And right, I think at first we were like before
Speaker 1: you know, before you know what you know? Oh, it's like,
Speaker 1: well why would you not go to Mexico? And then
Speaker 1: we find out that not all the couples are taken there?
Speaker 1: So she was having her backup plan. But why was
Speaker 1: she Why was she if she really didn't like him,
Speaker 1: why was she already asking for a trip?
Speaker 2: She wanted a free trip. She wanted a free because
Speaker 2: he's got a shit ton of money and was like,
Speaker 2: I'll take you to all the best things. She's like, okay,
Speaker 2: let's do that. So that's what they did. And then
Speaker 2: is it this point where we find out no, not yet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: then a card comes up for us and it just
Speaker 2: says Leo and Brittany were not one of the couples
Speaker 2: chosen to go to Mexico. They went to Miami and
Speaker 2: broke up weeks later. Yeah, obviously, don't I have a feeling.
Speaker 2: Please don't spoil this for us, but I have a
Speaker 2: feeling they will be back in those Leo's not going
Speaker 2: anywhere and neither's Brittany. They're going to fly them in.
Speaker 2: They're going to be a part of something. I trust me.
Speaker 2: They're going to fuck something up.
Speaker 1: But what Okay, So I have a couple of takes
Speaker 1: on this, because you know, I've given this, unfortunately a
Speaker 1: lot of thought and either because these two are going.
Speaker 2: To be drama like, but do you remember?
Speaker 1: And it was it was a few seasons ago, there
Speaker 1: was that couple where the guy was like a country guy,
Speaker 1: definitely like trumpy and maybe.
Speaker 2: You yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Okay, that couple
Speaker 2: was clearly not into each other at all. Well, something
Speaker 2: went weird with them, but they did send them to
Speaker 2: the trip. But either either they really knew that both
Speaker 2: of these guys were cloud seekers and weird, and so
Speaker 2: they knew they weren't gonna they didn't like each other,
Speaker 2: so why send them, or they were worried about how
Speaker 2: he acted in the pods right because he spiraled and
Speaker 2: was yelling at Hannah and they were like, we can't
Speaker 2: this is a risk. Oh that I would like that
Speaker 2: to be the truth, because then they actually give a shit.
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe they do.
Speaker 1: Well, they've had trouble exactly, So that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I was like, why would they give up the drama,
Speaker 1: like these two are hilarious unless it was just because
Speaker 1: they're like, can't we can't have a lawsuit.
Speaker 2: I do you think they'll bring him in now? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh they will for sure end up like coming to
Speaker 2: and especially her. They won't care about Leo because he's
Speaker 2: so kind of awful. But like I think I think
Speaker 2: Brittany's going to fuck some shit up for people. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: So now Marissa and Rams get to meet and they
Speaker 2: have a really cute hug, and I was just like,
Speaker 2: I really like her and they're really really sweet. It
Speaker 2: just seems they kind of seem cute together.
Speaker 1: This is and this was where I know we already
Speaker 1: made this joke before, but this is literally where John
Speaker 1: John was watching this part and he goes, holy shit,
Speaker 1: if they get married, does the time break up?
Speaker 2: That's where he made that joke. I just like, what's
Speaker 2: the one from sixteen Candles where at the end Molly
Speaker 2: Ringwold sits on the thing with Jake Ryan behind the
Speaker 2: kiss and it's a Thompson Twins song. If you were here, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can believe that's what he's just like, he's kind
Speaker 2: of a version, sort of a different ethnic verse. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: I just enjoy I enjoy him. I like you lave
Speaker 2: you know that's that's pretty in pink. It's the one
Speaker 2: if you were here, I could believe you sixteen sixteen
Speaker 2: Candles the last scene and it's happy Birthday, Happy birthday,
Speaker 2: blow out your candles, make a wish, and she says
Speaker 2: it already came true. Okay, hold on, I just googled
Speaker 2: if you were here. Yeah, talk to me a little
Speaker 2: bit in fact, for our audience, since you guys are
Speaker 2: all here. Okay, of course, commercial Marcia is the best part.
Speaker 2: Here we go, you guys. So imagine this is Rams,
Speaker 2: Rams and Marissa. Oh yeah, oh I love that song
Speaker 2: your Script to the Middle. Yeah, sure, I can't hear
Speaker 2: any lamb oh yeah. Pretty imagine Rams singing that with
Speaker 2: his little tail. He's got the little Amy man till
Speaker 2: Tuesday Tales and I love it. Okay, Yeah, we're gen
Speaker 2: x ors. That's right, Like this is our ship. So
Speaker 2: they meet and it's all good. We can skip ahead
Speaker 2: because they're great. Halfway off to Mexico. We're off to Mexico.
Speaker 2: We got this. It's gonna slow down for a second
Speaker 2: because it's a lot of everybody like just going I
Speaker 2: love you. Yeah, I have a yeah, I have Nick
Speaker 2: tells Hannah. Okay, I just wrote everyone gets to Mexico
Speaker 2: and chit chats a bit and seems fine so far.
Speaker 2: Then I just wrote Nick tells Hannah in this whispery
Speaker 2: voice that like, hey, whatever happens is cool, but you know,
Speaker 2: the cameras are gonna pull us in the morning, and like,
Speaker 2: and just can you just keep things private because, you know,
Speaker 2: say he didn't want his sex, so he's saying, I
Speaker 2: want to have sex with you, but my brand? So
Speaker 2: is Nick? Like really? In fact, let's look him up.
Speaker 2: Is he religious or something? What? Up? Uh? He sells
Speaker 2: real estate, so his brand, I think his real estate.
Speaker 2: They know he's on the show, so like, maybe he's
Speaker 2: just saying, like, don't describe the sex in a graphic way.
Speaker 1: Well see, now people were kind of arguing about this
Speaker 1: on Reddit a little bit, and I think that he
Speaker 1: was saying, like, hey, just I don't want to be
Speaker 1: like advertising that, like we were fucking when I'm like
Speaker 1: a professional real estate person. Well he ends up being
Speaker 1: fine with it later anyway, mm hmm. So I just
Speaker 1: think he was.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, can we just keep it between us? You know.
Speaker 2: I don't think he realized how many of the people
Speaker 2: were going to be like, we fucking. I'm not sure
Speaker 2: I can even find him because I think the Nick
Speaker 2: that I have is a different Nick. So I don't
Speaker 2: freaking know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: But I thought it was weird and sounded really controlling
Speaker 2: the way he said it, but she was cool that.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, yeah, okay, I gotcha. But he just
Speaker 2: seems like obsessed with his brand, and I, you know,
Speaker 2: that's not what the show is. If that's what you want,
Speaker 2: don't go on this exactly. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Then I just have Alex and Tim hang out and
Speaker 1: I don't have anything about that.
Speaker 2: Oh I do. Oh okay, So I'm already starting to
Speaker 2: notice I am not liking Alex, you know, I you know,
Speaker 2: Tim's my man, and she is annoyed by everything he
Speaker 2: says and does. She's mean to him, she's controlling, she's
Speaker 2: not nice to him, and he's like not getting it,
Speaker 2: Like for some reason, he's not picking up these cues
Speaker 2: that she's like being an asshole or he thinks it's
Speaker 2: playful or something. But as an audience member, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is so uncomfortable. Yeah, I agree. So that's that
Speaker 2: starts to begin, And that's kind of important obviously, because
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, I guess I.
Speaker 1: Just didn't have Yes, I noticed that she's kind of irritable,
Speaker 1: but part of me just goes like, maybe it's just
Speaker 1: a lot, like you get I was giving her the
Speaker 1: benefit of the doubt, I think at this point, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, I thought she was already annoyed him, as
Speaker 1: we talked about in the pods when they met. I
Speaker 1: thought she was already like, Okay, stop with the same
Speaker 1: dog thing. I don't like it. Well for sure, right,
Speaker 1: so sure, I thought that was a little there was
Speaker 1: a little bit of just sort of a continuation of
Speaker 1: her and I agree with you where I was like, well,
Speaker 1: maybe she's kind of playing with him, but.
Speaker 2: I was not enjoying that. Then other couples are like,
Speaker 2: they're all fine. But then Monica and Stephen who I'm
Speaker 2: gonna call. I'm gonna call Monica whispers okay, I mean
Speaker 2: whispers and Chatty McGee whispers and Chatty McGillicutty. I'm like,
Speaker 2: are they good? And again she's like, you're so handsome. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're so perfect. And again I'm like, Okay, they're on
Speaker 2: drugs something, some kind of movie. They seem to have
Speaker 2: chemistry at this point, Like she's really into him, and
Speaker 2: I'm sort of like, but she talks a lot about
Speaker 2: getting the ick, which I think is overused, but in
Speaker 2: this case, oh, that ick is coming, and I can
Speaker 2: see why because he gets icky even to me. I
Speaker 2: got the ick from him and I like him.
Speaker 1: So are you At the scene where she says, because, okay,
Speaker 1: so I have a Rams and Marilla.
Speaker 2: Before that, I just said that they're great. Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's like, I can't wait for my sister to meet you. Well,
Speaker 2: this was weird. I thought, I don't know if we
Speaker 2: will come back, but she says, She's like, you're the
Speaker 2: kind of guy I always want to date, but I
Speaker 2: don't date.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, well why not. She goes, I
Speaker 1: guess I kind of judge them, like they're too soft. Oh,
Speaker 1: he goes like me.
Speaker 2: She goes no, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: And then she's.
Speaker 1: Like no, but you know, I was only into military
Speaker 1: men before, and they tend to be like hyper masculine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little tacky. But he doesn't seem to
Speaker 2: be bothered.
Speaker 1: Right, And she says, am I your type? And he goes, yes,
Speaker 1: I find you gorgeous. So they're so sweet. During this
Speaker 1: Monica and Stephen thing, I thought something very interesting that
Speaker 1: happened is she's like, yeah, prior to this, I look
Speaker 1: for things like what prestigious college they went to and
Speaker 1: what fancy job they had, but he went to a
Speaker 1: two year college and he's an electrician. It's such a
Speaker 1: weird put down.
Speaker 2: It's like you are still you're still kind of putting
Speaker 2: them down by pretending that it's a compliment. Oh, usually
Speaker 2: I hear someone's good looking or they are successful, but
Speaker 2: with you, like, I don't give a shit that you
Speaker 2: are not good looking.
Speaker 1: But basically she's saying, I still do give a shit.
Speaker 1: I do give a shit that he's not, but I'm
Speaker 1: going to try to overlook it. I feel like that's
Speaker 1: what I saw.
Speaker 2: What's right. Thank you, he's my little blue collar man.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. It's a lot, but I think at
Speaker 2: this point they're kind of okay. So then I get
Speaker 2: to Taylor and Garrett, and now I have a macro
Speaker 2: about Garrett, and some of this may bleed into the
Speaker 2: next episode. Okay, I think he's a little bit more
Speaker 2: of a bro than I thought. He's a little bit
Speaker 2: like he really likes to hang with the boys and
Speaker 2: be cool with the boys, which is fine. But I
Speaker 2: saw him as like I saw them as exactly the same,
Speaker 2: where she is really truly like a science nerd, like
Speaker 2: she she is exactly who she was in the pods,
Speaker 2: and I'm not sure that he is. I still think
Speaker 2: they're a good couple, but I'm not sure that he's
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know. Something's a little broish interesting
Speaker 2: that I see. Then they have a height I just
Speaker 2: wrote down, what is this height conversation? They have some
Speaker 2: sort of height conversation. Yeah, I'm not sure, but he's
Speaker 2: he seems he's like, Oh, I'm just having an out
Speaker 2: of body experience because with this woman who I had
Speaker 2: a connection with and now I'm developing physical attraction to. Right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're very intellectual with each other. They're cute, I said,
Speaker 2: maybe a little boring, Yeah, boring. Meanwhile, also adorable. Is
Speaker 2: ash your favorite? Ashley and Tyler? They're just so sweet.
Speaker 2: They're lovely together. Yeah, and they are one of the
Speaker 2: couples that also didn't talk about looks. They said, like
Speaker 2: just like Taylor and Garrett. Ye, they didn't talk about
Speaker 2: looks either, but they just it just worked out. They
Speaker 2: seem really really cute. They play in the right way. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: there's they're cute. Okay. Then Alex and Tim I just
Speaker 2: write bad signs, I said, She says, She says she's
Speaker 2: easily annoyed. She tells him, I'm easily annoyed and I
Speaker 2: also have a short temper, so those are both look
Speaker 2: those balance, those balance each other out though, right, just
Speaker 2: easily short and wonderful and also like anything he says.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, right, you're a virgo. I hate virgo. Like,
Speaker 2: just stop with the astrology, right. I know that was
Speaker 2: also more Marissa, but like, enough with that. And he's
Speaker 2: trying to say over and he's like, yeah, I really
Speaker 2: don't like to fight, I really really, But then he
Speaker 2: brings up his dog, his real dog. He's not making
Speaker 2: the joke. He's talking about his dog, right, and that
Speaker 2: she gets mad about that. I know it's hard to
Speaker 2: watch that. I really was like, I don't I don't
Speaker 2: like this at all for them, but also.
Speaker 1: But also he says to her like I don't I
Speaker 1: don't like tiala and I don't argue, and if I
Speaker 1: find myself doing either of those things, I bail. And
Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, well so you just leave, like you
Speaker 1: don't beg for your wife and exactly, yeah for my wife.
Speaker 2: But otherwise nope, I'm stubborn. Yet now he's smart. We
Speaker 2: love him he's smart, he's not being stubborn, he's being healthy,
Speaker 2: but he's saying I'm not going to put up with it.
Speaker 1: Right, But also I felt like he was saying, I, okay,
Speaker 1: So I already started reading these vibes that were that
Speaker 1: he has a lot of abandonment issues, and I have
Speaker 1: a feeling that he's avoidant and and breaks it off
Speaker 1: immediately and is like cuts cuts people off, Like if
Speaker 1: he really pissed me off and we're fighting, I don't
Speaker 1: want to do it. And I feel like she is
Speaker 1: a tester. Okay, so she's going to test him, which
Speaker 1: we're going to find out spoiler alert at the end
Speaker 1: of this episode. We're gonna that's gonna come to a head.
Speaker 1: But I could have I could have read that happening
Speaker 1: because that's how she is. She's like she wants the
Speaker 1: guy to beg for her.
Speaker 2: She'sas she only is into him when he's leaving. Yes,
Speaker 2: she only likes the back of him and the door closing,
Speaker 2: like I, yeah, no, it's not good, but he deserves
Speaker 2: so much better and my heart was breaking for him,
Speaker 2: and that happens later, but I'm like, do not give
Speaker 2: into this person. This is this really is toxic. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because he's doing sweet about the dog. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: He's like, listen, we're going to meet my parents, and
Speaker 1: my parents said, like, if I meet somebody that I
Speaker 1: love and I make it to this point, they're going
Speaker 1: to drive the car up with my dog and.
Speaker 2: She's like, better not bring that dog.
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, yeah, that's my motherfucking dog. You have
Speaker 1: one more time to say that. Get it out of
Speaker 1: your system. And he goes, but it's my dog.
Speaker 2: Though. He's like, for real, I'm not making a joke,
Speaker 2: Like what are you talking about? But he's still being nice.
Speaker 2: I'm so team Tim and that will never change. You'll
Speaker 2: never convince me that. No. So meanwhile, Hannah is like
Speaker 2: for some reason saying to Nit, She's like, did I crah?
Speaker 2: Have I never cray? I don't cry? Yes you do?
Speaker 2: You've cried like fifteen times? Yes, I don't craw? Did
Speaker 2: a cra So they start talking about Leo. So she's
Speaker 2: being nice about it.
Speaker 1: She tells us, oh, well, I just wrote that. This
Speaker 1: is where she tells us that the reveal was weird
Speaker 1: because she's like, he built himself up to be a
Speaker 1: bigger dat and I usually go for massive jocks, like
Speaker 1: like six ' five, like the best looking guy in
Speaker 1: the room. Okay, I know, what do you think was
Speaker 1: gonna happen on this show? Did you you really thought
Speaker 1: like you were going to be able to judge by
Speaker 1: their voice like that the guy was six five and
Speaker 1: the best looking Who a guy who's six ' five
Speaker 1: and the best looking guy.
Speaker 2: In the room is not going on? Love is blind
Speaker 2: dumb ass? Right? Well most likely? Yeah, she's being and
Speaker 2: she's being hard on Like they have this conversation. He's like,
Speaker 2: did you ever do did you ever lips done? But
Speaker 2: now I would though, and I'll have my tits done.
Speaker 2: He's like, I'll pay for it. You pay for because
Speaker 2: once I pop out a couple of your babies or
Speaker 2: Leo's babies, if he comes back, I don't know, we'll see.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have my tits done. He's like, oh, I
Speaker 2: don't think you should. She's being hard on him, not
Speaker 2: that he was great, no, but you don't know.
Speaker 1: Then she tries to tell us though, She's like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm a justin. He's so like, so warm
Speaker 1: and so funny and kin So if he keeps going
Speaker 1: like this, I'll marry him tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Now, I guess. So he's kind of short and he's smaller,
Speaker 2: and you know, it's kind of squirmy. I don't know,
Speaker 2: but we'll see about My tits are gonna get done
Speaker 2: real fast, right.
Speaker 1: So then I said that was just a little run
Speaker 1: of things. I got Garrett and Taylor. He sleeps in mouth.
Speaker 2: Tape, Yes, the mouth tape which comes up later and
Speaker 2: is very funny. I love I love Taylor so much, Yes,
Speaker 2: I do. And I don't like that he pulled out
Speaker 2: a scale, but I don't think that was in any
Speaker 2: way meant to be. That was for himself. He just
Speaker 2: found the hotel. Yeah, they're being funny.
Speaker 1: So then Ashley and Tyler lay in bed with no
Speaker 1: makeup together and pray, and then they go, let's get freaky, and.
Speaker 2: Then steven In whispers McGhee, what did she say? Like?
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm so glad, I can't believe I found you.
Speaker 2: And she's like, I'm so glad you did. I'm so
Speaker 2: glad you did. They're creeping me out, and then Alex
Speaker 2: and Tim cuttle and he says he's two thousand, twenty
Speaker 2: thousand percent sure he wants to do this forever because
Speaker 2: she's like, are you sure? Are you sure about me?
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, I'm right, I'm twenty thousand percent sure.
Speaker 1: That's gonna change. Yeah, this is a guy. This is
Speaker 1: a guy who can go from twenty thousand percent to
Speaker 1: zero percent.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't blame him. I mean, I'm four I'm
Speaker 2: one hundred percent with him. Sorry, my notes are kind
Speaker 2: of all over the place because I had to like
Speaker 2: write on the back of things. Okay, so it's trunning
Speaker 2: out of Taylor and Garrett have fun with tape and
Speaker 2: they laugh and they're cute and they kiss, but they
Speaker 2: are not going to have sex. They're so adorable. I
Speaker 2: want to be in a threuttle with them. Then it's
Speaker 2: most funny. She is, Yeah, she's funny. Yeah she's cute.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Hannah's in a robe. I mean yeah, we're
Speaker 2: just really kind of going back and forth. Everyone's being
Speaker 2: kind of cute for the most part, but we don't
Speaker 2: totally know yet.
Speaker 1: So Marissa and Rams, they they're kind of wondering together,
Speaker 1: like how the other couples are going to do after
Speaker 1: the first night, and then they imply that they had
Speaker 1: an after dinner moment, so they basically tell us they
Speaker 1: had sex after dinner, like they didn't even wait for
Speaker 1: the going to bed part. They're like cute and they're
Speaker 1: really happy and they're about to have sex again.
Speaker 2: Yeah. She's like, I feel safe and loved and horny. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: sex up. So, speaking of not that Hannah and Nick,
Speaker 2: she calls him the love doctor and somehow that's like
Speaker 2: a joke that they have. I don't really get that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So this is this scene is very very talked
Speaker 1: about on the Reddit, and for good reason. This oh
Speaker 1: the duck, This is the ducks duck scene vaccine.
Speaker 2: So she's starting to get the ick because he wants
Speaker 2: to go, but she's being ridiculous. They're laying out like
Speaker 2: at the beach right.
Speaker 1: And there's a line of these inflatable like ducks that
Speaker 1: you can kind of like bounce on like a bouncy ball,
Speaker 1: but they're ducks, and he spots it and he's like
Speaker 1: you can kind of like He's like, I want to
Speaker 1: want to go for a ride on the duck and
Speaker 1: she goes, oh no, and then right off the bat,
Speaker 1: she's like, that's going to give me the ick.
Speaker 2: I do not want to see that and like, why
Speaker 2: why is him just getting being silly and sitting on
Speaker 2: this thing. He's like, let's go have a little duck race.
Speaker 2: Let's see if we can like move these things. And
Speaker 2: she's like, don't do it. I'm gonna throw it. I'll
Speaker 2: throw up on you. I swear to God, I will
Speaker 2: throw up. I will drink it's peny Colada and i
Speaker 2: will throw it up on your face.
Speaker 1: So then he he's like, oh, okay, but so a
Speaker 1: woman would be able to ride this, that would be okay,
Speaker 1: and she goes, yeah.
Speaker 2: Women could do no wrong. Yeah. I just was like,
Speaker 2: this bitch, she's insane. So he goes, well, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: ride it anyway. She's like, down, do it. He's like,
Speaker 2: I'm doing I'm doing it.
Speaker 1: So some lady, okay, some like lady who's also on vacations.
Speaker 1: Probably not sixty, although we're gonna find out that she's
Speaker 1: saying she's sixty. They both start referring to this woman
Speaker 1: as sixty, and I was like, hey, stop attacking me.
Speaker 2: No, she looks like she's like in her forties anyway.
Speaker 2: But she's just some crazy drunk. She is drunk. Yes,
Speaker 2: I will say that she's a wasted lady, and she
Speaker 2: is being annoying.
Speaker 1: And she's like waving him down. Okay, yes, she's being
Speaker 1: very annoying, and she's just like either a tourist.
Speaker 2: Or you know, or I don't know it. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: he's like he does what anybody would do. He's just
Speaker 2: being friendly. He's like, sure, come on, you can ride
Speaker 2: with me. So she's right of her, and Hannah starts
Speaker 2: freaking out. She said, get over here, get over it.
Speaker 2: She looks at the camera and she's like, he is
Speaker 2: such an idiot. And so then the lady is witch
Speaker 2: Your girlfriend is jealous. Oh, she's jealous. She is playing
Speaker 2: into it just to make it even worse. But then
Speaker 2: the lady does start to kind of touch like fall
Speaker 2: on Nick, and he is mortified, yea, going it back.
Speaker 2: He totally backs up. He's like, oh god, all right, lady,
Speaker 2: our backup. You're crazy.
Speaker 1: They do the race and yeah, and then he kind
Speaker 1: of like brushes her off and she's just being drunk
Speaker 1: and he comes right back and she goes, that wasn't hot.
Speaker 1: That was I got the it. It grows me now
Speaker 1: I have it. Yeah, and he's like, you're just being jealous.
Speaker 1: I think you're just like, you're not mad, you're j
Speaker 1: you were jealous, right, And then he's like, so I
Speaker 1: can't be myself and she goes, what about the other
Speaker 1: hot ladies were about to meet? Yeah, she goes, you
Speaker 1: can do you. She goes, but I'm an open, an
Speaker 1: honest girl. So yeah, okay, so you're just gonna be
Speaker 1: a bit when you feel and I just wrote she
Speaker 1: does seem genuinely pissed off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I get understand having that moment. But she's like,
Speaker 2: I still love you. But okay, yeah, she's you know,
Speaker 2: she's allowed to have her moment. She doesn't go too crazy, right,
Speaker 2: but yeah, it's a thing. So now we move into
Speaker 2: episode six is exciting because this is when all the
Speaker 2: couples get to meet, right yeah yeah, but first Marissa
Speaker 2: and Rams had sex all night, right yeah yeah, whispers
Speaker 2: and Steven everyone's I just said, they're doing well. Everybody's
Speaker 2: doing well. She's funny, Taylor's funny.
Speaker 1: The next thing I have is she tells, Okay, I
Speaker 1: have Taylor and Garrett.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is weird. He says something weird here.
Speaker 1: So she says, she's like, yeah, you know, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like You've said the right thing. She's like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to need a lot of action, like action from you.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? I don't know. But then he
Speaker 2: says something weird too, where he's like, I would have
Speaker 2: I ever approached to you they're talking about and that's
Speaker 2: not weird. He's just saying, you're so pretty, I would
Speaker 2: have been really nervous to really approach you. Right, But
Speaker 2: he says something about how she's aggressive, and he's like,
Speaker 2: and she's kind of offended, and he's like, professionally, what
Speaker 2: does that mean? You're aggressive? Professionally? I didn't understand that
Speaker 2: both really into their jobs.
Speaker 1: So he's saying, like you're you're high and because he
Speaker 1: says it's like we both have high intensity lives and
Speaker 1: we're both aggressive, she says he says like we're both aggressive,
Speaker 1: meaning like we're both like I think he meant it
Speaker 1: as like we're in type A, like going after what
Speaker 1: we want in life. Yeah, and she's like, I'm aggressive
Speaker 1: and he goes professionally, So it's going to depend on
Speaker 1: if we're willing to make sacrifices for each other, like
Speaker 1: if we're willing to make it work. And then he
Speaker 1: says which I thought was sweet. He's like, for me,
Speaker 1: I'm one hundred percent sure.
Speaker 2: I am, yeah, And she's a little nervous, but she's
Speaker 2: she's cool. Like I had a little I had some jealousy.
Speaker 2: I just want to also say, these people, all of them,
Speaker 2: not all of them, but most of them, are like,
Speaker 2: I just fucking love I love you, I'm so in
Speaker 2: love with you. They're all saying it like they've really
Speaker 2: got attached very quickly this season. Yes, there's a lot
Speaker 2: they should not be at this level, but okay, I
Speaker 2: guess that's the show. But I wish when he's like,
Speaker 2: you want to get out in the water and paddle
Speaker 2: board and she's like, sure, why not? I so wish
Speaker 2: I could be that girl. She's so cool without even trying.
Speaker 2: She gets out on she can paddle board and do
Speaker 2: yoga on the thing. And she doesn't care about getting
Speaker 2: her hair wet mm hmm or like you know, weird
Speaker 2: like spray that we put in her hair to take
Speaker 2: out the grays is just going to come out in
Speaker 2: the water. She doesn't have to think about any of that.
Speaker 1: I know, but you have to remember these people are
Speaker 1: also young too.
Speaker 2: They are young. But she's also cool. She's a cool girl,
Speaker 2: but now she's not a pigmy girl. It's real, Like
Speaker 2: she's the real deal. Like I wish I could come
Speaker 2: back in the next life as her, and maybe I can.
Speaker 1: I do think she is a little bit nervous that
Speaker 1: he's going to change his mind or that he's not
Speaker 1: one hundred percent. And this is why I think she
Speaker 1: says the action thing, like I'm really going to need
Speaker 1: you to constantly make time for me, always put me first.
Speaker 1: Like we'll see, we'll see how cool she remains.
Speaker 2: That's fair. Sometimes this might be trying hard to be
Speaker 2: the cool girl, but she is the cool girl with insecurities.
Speaker 2: We'll find out. Yeah, I mean sure, I mean she's
Speaker 2: not like no, even the cool girls have some like
Speaker 2: how is this gonna go? But as though I can
Speaker 2: see as I speak, I am their leader. So like
Speaker 2: all the other couples are kind of boring, Like Marissa
Speaker 2: and Rams, they're dancing, they can't wait to meet the
Speaker 2: other couples. Ash and Tyler seem okay, she's so cute.
Speaker 2: Lots of love there. I mean, it's just a lot
Speaker 2: of long conversations at this point. How like no one
Speaker 2: can come between us and yay, like, okay, we got it.
Speaker 2: Everybody's going, oh, wait, no, you miss something you might
Speaker 2: have done Alex and Tim. Yet no, but you miss
Speaker 2: something with Tyler and Ashley, which was weird. So they're
Speaker 2: they're doing this pasta making class together and they're being
Speaker 2: so cute and saying I love you constantly and saying
Speaker 2: like we met each other at a great time in life, like,
Speaker 2: but then he says, you would have hated me before,
Speaker 2: and he's like, and also women are going to come
Speaker 2: and they're going to say, like, he wasn't that nice.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. He goes, yeah, I wasn't that nice
Speaker 2: to you. Oh I forgot about that because the lady
Speaker 2: in the trumpet like almost immediately after he has that
Speaker 2: conversation and then they just like eat of spaghetti together.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, but people will probably say that
Speaker 1: about you as well, and she goes, no, they won't.
Speaker 2: They're that is a little crazy, and he's setting it
Speaker 2: up a little eye layered. I was so hyper focused
Speaker 2: on Alex and Tim, but you're you're right something to
Speaker 2: think about. Then he says, I'm going to have your back,
Speaker 2: like I will say, you don't know her like, I
Speaker 2: know her, Like, why are you going to need to
Speaker 2: do that? You're basically setting something now he's projecting. You
Speaker 2: better have my back and say you don't know. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I know him because we're going to find some stuff
Speaker 2: out right, Okay. One of the things we're going to
Speaker 2: find out is that he has kids that he has
Speaker 2: not revealed. So I don't know how that's your play out,
Speaker 2: but yes, he one hundred percent sure has three kids.
Speaker 2: My three kids. Yep.
Speaker 1: Wow, So that's gonna come out and then we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to see like how like if that's fine or not,
Speaker 1: or what his reason is.
Speaker 2: I don't know. We're not there yet. But Alex and Tim.
Speaker 2: Alex is still constantly mad at him. I just wrote run,
Speaker 2: just run, Like she's acting like she's treating him like
Speaker 2: he cheated on her. You know, like if you're mad
Speaker 2: at someone you're in a relationship and you're just mad
Speaker 2: at everything they do because he did something big. Yes,
Speaker 2: but Tim hasn't done anything to you yet, not that
Speaker 2: so there he just tries on a hat and then
Speaker 2: you like, he's so cute. I think he's very good looking, gorgeous,
Speaker 2: he's so cute.
Speaker 1: From the from the Pods. I was like, this guy's
Speaker 1: one of the cutest guys. He's got beautiful like bone structure.
Speaker 1: He's just really cute and he has like a beautiful smile.
Speaker 1: And she's so annoyed by everything he does. So he
Speaker 1: tries on a hat and she's like no.
Speaker 2: And he really noted every hat he tries.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's like, really you don't like it. He's like,
Speaker 1: but it's got like this, and she goes.
Speaker 2: No, the brim is too big, and then the other
Speaker 2: one has an eye on it, and she's like, I
Speaker 2: hate your taste in fashion? What she and then they
Speaker 2: talk about how they pack, like maybe he's a little
Speaker 2: neater and he's She's just like yeah, I'm so is
Speaker 2: that gonna be? Like she's just pushing every problem that
Speaker 2: hasn't happened yet in his face. I just wrote it.
Speaker 2: She on a benzo because she's being really weird. So
Speaker 2: he says, he's like, well, why do you hate my fashion?
Speaker 1: Like he's being funny. He goes, what's my fashion done
Speaker 1: to you? And she goes, oh, I'm just picking on you.
Speaker 1: I don't hate it.
Speaker 2: Then she starts picking gray hairs out of his beard.
Speaker 2: She's she's she's awful, she's really abused. I'm honestly saying
Speaker 2: this is mentally abusive. She's abusive. I said it. I think.
Speaker 1: She says, well, what do you think marriage will be like?
Speaker 1: And he says, uh, I know, you haven't lived with
Speaker 1: anyone before, but I have. It's not always great you Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then they talk about who's messy and who's not.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is not going in a good direction.
Speaker 1: It's not good. So now we have whispers and Stephen.
Speaker 2: They go to a spot to get acupuncture, which she
Speaker 2: Monica like, is sticking some of the needles and he's
Speaker 2: down for anything. He's like, whatever you're doing, I love it.
Speaker 2: I've never gotten this much attention in my life. So
Speaker 2: he's like, okay, but this is one of these needles.
Speaker 1: She goes this needle reminds me of your boner. No,
Speaker 1: my god, she's so sexed up. But also calling somebody
Speaker 1: like a needle dick is not like that's not a
Speaker 1: compliment to go like, well, I don't know. But then
Speaker 1: she then she then she tells us like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's like his boners, those boners, Like I.
Speaker 2: Did not get the needle. Oh my god, you're right.
Speaker 2: I think she meant the way that it was like
Speaker 2: up like a wrecked I don't think she meant the
Speaker 2: size of it, but it didn't even occur to me.
Speaker 2: So she tells him that women get the ick, and
Speaker 2: she's been worried about getting it because once she gets it,
Speaker 2: there's no coming back. And he's like, well, the guys
Speaker 2: usually don't get the ick, and she's like, well girls do,
Speaker 2: and she's like, I want to keep these boners coming.
Speaker 2: And I just wrote, beautiful, that is a beautiful sign.
Speaker 2: Something is weird with her, something's for sure. So now
Speaker 2: we get to meet the pool party. This is the
Speaker 2: big thing. They're having a pool party. So everyone gets
Speaker 2: to meet and I just wrote, I really miss Leo
Speaker 2: and Brittany. I wish they brought him in right away.
Speaker 1: But now, so Marisa meets Nick and she's like, this
Speaker 1: guy had bde in the pods and I was like,
Speaker 1: he really better be good looking. And she goes and
Speaker 1: he's cute, kind of small.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all saying how small he doesn't come across
Speaker 2: because he takes his shirt up at one point. It
Speaker 2: does not seem small. He's got a great body. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's like, yeah, he had big, big dick energy, but
Speaker 2: he's little, so I did. But she did make the
Speaker 2: right choice with Rams, no question. Not a lot of
Speaker 2: big reveals. There's a couple, but like, no, Kulin's kind
Speaker 2: of because whatever.
Speaker 1: So far and what's usually happened in past seasons is
Speaker 1: somebody had been for between two people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not a lot of that. Trying to say
Speaker 2: they're like, Garrett, don't you see it? He looks like
Speaker 2: middle class Chris Evans. No, he does not. No, I
Speaker 2: don't even know what they're talking about, but that was weird.
Speaker 2: I think they mean Chris Klein. I bet that's what
Speaker 2: they meant. Chris Klein is the one that was married
Speaker 2: to Katie Holmes, yes back in the day, and I
Speaker 2: could see that. I don't see Chris Evans, but you know,
Speaker 2: maybe I'm Garrett. I don't see it at all. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: So like then they have a freak off party. I
Speaker 2: just want to make sure you guys are still listening.
Speaker 2: They have a full on freakoff party under the pool,
Speaker 2: but they have a lot of sex talk. I mean,
Speaker 2: people are real. I think they're trying to be like
Speaker 2: we're the season of Love and Sex and like female
Speaker 2: empowerment and fucking and okay cool. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Nick and Hannah are talking and they determined that
Speaker 1: everyone has had sex except maybe Taylor and Garrett.
Speaker 2: And he goes, we haven't, right, she goes no, so yeah.
Speaker 2: So then Hannah goes and tells Marissa. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: Nick and I had sex, but like he's weird, and
Speaker 2: he oddly doesn't want to talk about it, like to producers,
Speaker 2: so I wrote, so she's basically outing him, yeah, which
Speaker 2: is gross. Like then you might as well be. I mean,
Speaker 2: so you're talking about it, right, the thing that he
Speaker 2: asked you to do, you're doing it, you flat out.
Speaker 2: And then she tells everybody about duck Gate. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: so he was gonna rab the duck and I said,
Speaker 2: don't ride that duck. It's going to give me the ick,
Speaker 2: and then he did. And then this like seventy year
Speaker 2: old woman rode the duck and she called me a
Speaker 2: jealous little bitch. It's like she was like ninety five
Speaker 2: years old, but I was still really jealous. Kissed. I mean,
Speaker 2: she had like God bless her with a like a body,
Speaker 2: and she just real drunk and he still loves me.
Speaker 2: I know he loves me. We love each other. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but she's getting herself worked up about how she was mistreated,
Speaker 2: as if he was trying She turns the story around
Speaker 2: as if he was trying to make her jealous on
Speaker 2: purpose and he was just being friendly. You're ridiculous, and
Speaker 2: she goes it being ridiculous, bepectful. It was not respectful. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And then you've got Mariska going like, I don't know
Speaker 2: how to say this, but I was rammed last night,
Speaker 2: if you know what I remember, Like, we get it,
Speaker 2: and then the boys are super cheesy, and then and
Speaker 2: then okay, what's her face? Whispers is like Steven is
Speaker 2: so special? And then it just cuts to Stephen eating
Speaker 2: like a kebab straight from the grill with his hands,
Speaker 2: like is he? I think the producers in that moment
Speaker 2: were like, I don't know special. So then the ladies
Speaker 2: are talking.
Speaker 1: Taylor confirms she has not had sex, right, so then okay,
Speaker 1: so then the guys are talking.
Speaker 2: And Steve got the dead gate and Steven says, is
Speaker 2: well Stephen's saying about himself, which is going to come
Speaker 2: back later. Stephen goes yeah, like, ah, she's.
Speaker 1: So great but you know, she asked me this question
Speaker 1: and I gave her like a fifteen minute roundabout answer,
Speaker 1: and she was He's like, dude, are you serious, which.
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, that's going to come back. That's
Speaker 2: going to be important, right, And so then Nick is
Speaker 2: telling the duck story about how Hannah left a list
Speaker 2: when he came back. She came back first, and apparently
Speaker 2: she'd written like a ten things I Hate about you
Speaker 2: list right and left it on the table. And he's like,
Speaker 2: I don't really love that. No, I really don't love that.
Speaker 1: He goes number one mature question mark number two two
Speaker 1: into his feelings question mark number three dedicated to this
Speaker 1: question mark number four self confidence versus cocky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's mad and she leaves it for him to
Speaker 2: see and he's like, I don't love this. Yeah. But
Speaker 2: then so then they're all sitting around. This is a
Speaker 2: way too long of an episode. A lot of filler
Speaker 2: on this one, because they're all like, come here, come
Speaker 2: sit in the hot seat. They bring different people to
Speaker 2: come sit in the hot seat, which they don't use.
Speaker 2: They bring different guys over, but they don't really grill anybody. Right.
Speaker 2: But also right before that, Hannah talks to Nick and
Speaker 2: he tells her she can. It's okay, she can. They
Speaker 2: had sex now, right, which is also weird. Okay, I
Speaker 2: guess because yeah, exactly, okay, Yeah, maybe she just didn't
Speaker 2: want maybe he just didn't want her to be like yeah,
Speaker 2: we had sex. Yeah, and so like then you know, like,
Speaker 2: come out over, Nick, I want you to make the girl.
Speaker 2: So he sits down, and you think there's gonna be
Speaker 2: these crazy questions, but there's not. Nothing happens. It's boring,
Speaker 2: except that Nick does talk to Hannah about the note
Speaker 2: card thing. Oh yeah, he does later. I might have
Speaker 2: that later, but I okay, I might have skipped over
Speaker 2: a lot of this. Yeah, well there's a lot of storing.
Speaker 2: Like Steven's gushing over whispers. Everybody's like fine, it all
Speaker 2: feels very reductive. Is that the right word? Like it's
Speaker 2: just like they're all saying the same thing over you're safe,
Speaker 2: you're hot, you're safe. I love you.
Speaker 1: It's like such a love fest. Yes, everyone I just wrote.
Speaker 1: Everyone's very complimentary of their fiances, and.
Speaker 2: They except for Tim, is starting to kind of see
Speaker 2: what we've been seeing, Like he really loves he was
Speaker 2: into her, but he's like she into me, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, So now we're done with this, we're back to
Speaker 1: their rooms, I think.
Speaker 2: And that's when Nick brings up the list and.
Speaker 1: We need to remember that these people are drunk now,
Speaker 1: because remember they were doing shots.
Speaker 2: They're not as drunk as we've seen in the past,
Speaker 2: but they are a little tipsy. They're not wasted, right,
Speaker 2: it's not like what's your face from last year? And Fox, yes,
Speaker 2: Chelsea and I mean we're not yeah, we're not at
Speaker 2: that level no yet. But he brings up the list.
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, I don't really appreciate that, Like, what
Speaker 2: the hell? This makes no sense? Like there was some ducks,
Speaker 2: like who cares? Yeah he is.
Speaker 1: He's like, I think it's weird that you got up
Speaker 1: that upset about the ducks. And she goes, but do
Speaker 1: you understand why? M hm, and he's not really do
Speaker 1: you understand my perspective? Also, what about that list? And
Speaker 1: I just wrote, Hannah, word solid. But I love you
Speaker 1: and I think that you constantly and you're always on
Speaker 1: my mom, like Willie Nelson says, always, I love you.
Speaker 1: Stop thinking about what I did wrong and question yourself.
Speaker 2: She's all over the place, and on the list was
Speaker 2: also something about him being delusional. So she then he
Speaker 2: says that he's like, and you're also you're Delulu, you're
Speaker 2: delude like you are. They're both being a little there's
Speaker 2: a little bit of a moment that might have been
Speaker 2: at the end end, but he yees or she's delusional.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because well he's like that last thing where you said,
Speaker 1: Delulu is do you think that. She's like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he's like, well you are too, yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: So then Marissa and ramss go back to their room
Speaker 1: to analyze who's going.
Speaker 2: To get married. They're doing recaps, so they're cute. Then
Speaker 2: I just I would do that. We would do that
Speaker 2: as couples. That's the one of the most fun thing
Speaker 2: about being a couple is to talk about other couples.
Speaker 2: Oh yes and rank them and yeah, so they're doing that.
Speaker 2: They're like, we think Tyler and Ashley are on their level.
Speaker 2: Maybe Monik and Steven, Garrett and Taylor, Yeah maybe less
Speaker 2: the others, you know, right. I do think that rams
Speaker 2: is like his tail, like his little hairtails get longer
Speaker 2: every scene. They're just growing all the around. Cute.
Speaker 1: Cute, So then this is here we got a big
Speaker 1: scene Monica and Stephen. They're sitting on the couch. They're
Speaker 1: starting to gossip. He's wearing kind of a gross tank top.
Speaker 2: I just want to point that out, so that just
Speaker 2: to give you a full let's not forget that tank top.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be real. Can I be real about something? Yeah? Wrong.
Speaker 1: A lot of people think Steven is like I'm on
Speaker 1: his side between these two, I do not think he's cute. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't get I don't see it. I think he
Speaker 1: has he looks kind of lumberjackie, which can work for
Speaker 1: some people. I think he's not not cute. I think
Speaker 1: it's like this is a lesson in what you know
Speaker 1: how much the personality is going to play into it.
Speaker 2: But I think Monica has been pretty nice to him
Speaker 2: and she's really fallen for him. But now we're going
Speaker 2: to get a glimpse into a problem yeah with her.
Speaker 2: So he yeah, he's saying, He's like, he's like, you
Speaker 2: can be her, I'll be him. So he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: Just like the way that girls were supporting each each
Speaker 2: other was like so great, And I love that the
Speaker 2: girls could get to see me like reaffirm you you know.
Speaker 1: I just think we're perfect for each other and our
Speaker 1: dynamic really works. And you're planning in the future. You're
Speaker 1: always thinking ten steps ahead. That's something I love about you.
Speaker 2: I'm like more in the moment that Okay, Steven, Stephen, Stephen,
Speaker 2: you have to stop talking. You sat You've been talking
Speaker 2: for like forty five minutes. Oh oh am, I being
Speaker 2: too chatty again, Poor Steven. He's like, but he was
Speaker 2: being too I mean, I noticed it too. It was gross.
Speaker 2: He was ridiculous. Really you are. Oh that's so interesting.
Speaker 2: I love when we take different sides on these shows
Speaker 2: because I'm not and I like them both. I think
Speaker 2: they're nice people. But I think he is getting annoying.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so interesting because I thought that. I mean,
Speaker 1: she asked him. She said she opened it up by
Speaker 1: going tell me everything, so he thought she wanted to
Speaker 1: like chipchat.
Speaker 2: But I think he does it all the time. She's like,
Speaker 2: shut up. And before the scene even started to remember,
Speaker 2: he was like, Okay, honey, I love you so much.
Speaker 2: Just checking the thermostat Okay, it's on a nice I
Speaker 2: think that's gonna be good for you. Like he's it's
Speaker 2: it's getting too mad. Yeah, it's too much. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then he's like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat chips instead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she goes, I'm upset, babe, I'm obsessed
Speaker 2: with you. I'm obsessed with you, but shut up Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: So she got the dick. She said she's gonna get it,
Speaker 2: and she got it. So he's like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: but you go ahead, go ahead and talk, and she's
Speaker 2: like just sits there, and then she's gonna punish him
Speaker 2: because he's like, no, no, no, I want you to you
Speaker 2: to talk, and she goes, Steven, you have to share
Speaker 2: the space. I mean, it's funny, but it's kind of
Speaker 2: not funny. It's not funny. Like she's had it. I'm
Speaker 2: on her side on this one. I really am. Not
Speaker 2: that we have to choose a side. But she reached
Speaker 2: the threshold and then she kind of exploded. She should
Speaker 2: have said it earlier. She should have been like, hey,
Speaker 2: hey up, chatty McGee. Oh. I don't think she likes him,
Speaker 2: is the problem. I think she's trying to She's like,
Speaker 2: I'm in love with you, i'mbsessed with you.
Speaker 1: So you think she could go from obsessed with you
Speaker 1: to it I'm not into it anymore over him talking
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I think that's exactly what happened. So then
Speaker 2: she's like, I want to.
Speaker 1: Talk to you about the Alex and Tim thing, like
Speaker 1: did you pick up on that? And he goes, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't notice. But they were also kind
Speaker 1: of across the room from me. And she's like, now
Speaker 1: she's annoyed. I love you, and she goes, babe, babe,
Speaker 1: we go get my slippers. And then he's like, okay, babe, yeah, babe,
Speaker 1: I feel really good about us. And I just wrote
Speaker 1: she seems detached.
Speaker 2: Now she's definitely detached. It definitely happened quickly. She's trying.
Speaker 2: I think she was madly in love. I think she
Speaker 2: was totally into him, and then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I can't spend the rest of my life with this guy.
Speaker 2: That absolutely now this is probably not my guy, right,
Speaker 2: And once it hit she's like, so then Nick and Hannah,
Speaker 2: oh that's the end of my notes? Do I have
Speaker 2: more notes? Oh? Oh yeah, girl, are you serious? You
Speaker 2: better find your notes because it makes scene come in
Speaker 2: lead us. I'll remember, So Nick and Hannah, she pulls
Speaker 2: up the list and she's like yeah. She basically says
Speaker 2: like that she has concerns about her relationship because he
Speaker 2: was just so disrespectful that She goes on and on
Speaker 2: about how it was so disrespectful that he let a
Speaker 2: seventy eight year old woman flirt with him, and uh, oh,
Speaker 2: that's right, I have this. Yeah, they get they find
Speaker 2: the crinkly list in the trash can. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: they go over it, but over with Alex and Tim. Oh,
Speaker 2: there's my god.
Speaker 1: And knock at the door and she goes to answer
Speaker 1: it and it's Tim.
Speaker 2: It's very clear they've had a fight. Yeah, and he
Speaker 2: wasn't with her last night, Like this is a morning thing.
Speaker 2: He's coming in. He's big mad, he's big maddening. Think
Speaker 2: thankfully he is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he sits on the couch and he's like,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you his part. He's like, so, all I
Speaker 1: know is we're at this party. Everything seems fine. Suddenly
Speaker 1: the energy's off. I'm asking what's wrong. I'm not getting
Speaker 1: anything back from you. Right, He's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: What happened? And then she tries to turn around, like
Speaker 1: will you yelled at me or something like that.
Speaker 2: She says.
Speaker 1: She's like, look, I just wanted to get back to
Speaker 1: the room and take a long ass shower, and like
Speaker 1: I was started, I was missing home and that's it,
Speaker 1: and that's it.
Speaker 2: And then she goes. And then we both know what
Speaker 2: happened after that, right, which no, we don't tell us,
Speaker 2: which was that he got upset finally after her being
Speaker 2: so mean to him this whole time, and I guess
Speaker 2: he raised his voice and then she put her hands
Speaker 2: on him. She covered his mouth with her hands or
Speaker 2: something like that. I don't know what. Yeah, he was saying.
Speaker 1: She goes, when I covered your mouth, I was being
Speaker 1: uh oh, because he says, I'm sorry if I came
Speaker 1: off as angry or upset, but I felt very shunned
Speaker 1: by you in the moment and disrespect and unheard. And
Speaker 1: then she's like, yeah, probably didn't help when I covered
Speaker 1: your mouth. That was controlling.
Speaker 2: I mean, run, run, running. So they're going to go
Speaker 2: back now.
Speaker 1: Then he says, you said a lot of things, and
Speaker 1: you called me a name that's not my given name. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought she probably called him a bitch, right, she.
Speaker 2: Called him a lot of things, And God, I was thinking, like,
Speaker 2: did she did she bring up his sisters, like did
Speaker 2: she I mean, how awful did she go? I think
Speaker 2: if she said something really really terrible, he just would
Speaker 2: be out, But he's he should be out. Well he
Speaker 2: kind of says that though, because she's not gonna end
Speaker 2: up with her cause she's like, well.
Speaker 1: Well, uh, I get really angry. So I wrote I
Speaker 1: think I was trying to ask myself, like, so did
Speaker 1: she go off on him? And she likes to cause
Speaker 1: a lot of drama and fix it the next day.
Speaker 1: This is my analysis. I think she causes drama and
Speaker 1: then tries to fix it later, like escalates the fight.
Speaker 1: I relate to this. I relate to this testing thing
Speaker 1: of like getting mad. Not to this level.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like and go off on someone to call
Speaker 1: him a bitch and cover their mouth. But I'm saying like,
Speaker 1: I will escalate a fight because then I want it fixed.
Speaker 2: I don't know there.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's not how I am now. But
Speaker 1: I'm saying early, like in my early thirties, like when
Speaker 1: I met John, I did do that, And I said,
Speaker 1: but he has a fear of abandonment and just cuts
Speaker 1: people off to protect himself.
Speaker 2: These two are not going to work. So then she's like,
Speaker 2: she's like, she's not mad anymore. You see. Now she's
Speaker 2: in fix it mode.
Speaker 1: So she's like, yeah, because here he came here, and
Speaker 1: he goes, right, I'd rather not. And then she goes, well,
Speaker 1: are we going to sleep separately? And he goes, I'm
Speaker 1: not sure, and then he says, actually, I thought when
Speaker 1: I came in here that this was going to be
Speaker 1: our last conversation, like he was going to leave.
Speaker 2: I really wish he had, I really because we're seeing
Speaker 2: it from the outside and I just don't think it's fixable.
Speaker 2: And I just I think he's such a like lovely soul,
Speaker 2: and I just I know he's not perfect. I'm not
Speaker 2: saying like it's all black and white, but I just
Speaker 2: think he's pretty great. And I hope he doesn't get
Speaker 2: hurt by this lady because she's not good, No, not
Speaker 2: good for him. Maybe she's a good person, maybe maybe
Speaker 2: there's a certain type of guy that loves this shit,
Speaker 2: but like, don't do this start. Tim might being too
Speaker 2: hard on her.
Speaker 1: No, because she also he's trying to make boundaries because
Speaker 1: he's he doesn't want He says he I'd rather not
Speaker 1: come here and she moves over to him and he's
Speaker 1: trying to move away, and then she like climbs on him.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's really not respecting his boundaries or how he's
Speaker 1: feeling or anything.
Speaker 2: But shouts because he's mad. But I also think he
Speaker 2: needs therapy. I think he's has trauma. I don't think
Speaker 2: it's I'm just gonna say this. I don't think it's
Speaker 2: all her. I think that he probably really shuts down
Speaker 2: and then that made her. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: know what she's doing. I can't I don't know what
Speaker 2: she said, but I'm not liking it. She's abasive a while,
Speaker 2: she's abusive, and she needs to work on it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we get all serious, but like serious, and it's not
Speaker 2: saying she can't get better or if you know, work
Speaker 2: on herself. But she doesn't strike me as someone who
Speaker 2: sees herself at all, right, and that I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I don't like that. Yeah all right, I feel I
Speaker 2: feel like the devil just came through me and came
Speaker 2: right all out. I don't even know what I said.
Speaker 1: So you guys will have watched this is going to
Speaker 1: come out on Wednesday, and there'll be three new episodes,
Speaker 1: but Cecily and I will not have watched them yet,
Speaker 1: so enjoy them.
Speaker 2: They're gonna wat don't worry about when they watch they'll
Speaker 2: watch them when they watch them. Okay, you guys, just
Speaker 2: do it, Just do you you guys? Mhm okay, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, We love you than you. Bye bye