WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.519 --> 00:00:08.320 It's the AMers and Andy Christmas Show. 2 00:00:08.439 --> 00:00:18.359 Run till you buy Rinsoe, the only sulfa contains solia. 3 00:00:21.920 --> 00:00:23.120 Other Christmas Eve. 4 00:00:22.920 --> 00:00:25.879 Of nineteen fifty Lber Brothers Company, the makers of Brinsoe 5 00:00:25.920 --> 00:00:27.559 with Sodium again brings you. 6 00:00:27.600 --> 00:00:29.239 The amoson Andy Christmas Show. 7 00:00:29.800 --> 00:00:32.159 And now here they are with their Christmas cast and 8 00:00:32.240 --> 00:00:35.759 Jeff Alexander and his orchestra in chorus Radio's all time 9 00:00:35.840 --> 00:00:37.679 favorites amoson Andy. 10 00:00:49.200 --> 00:00:49.920 Well, this is. 11 00:00:49.880 --> 00:00:53.359 Sunday, Christmas Eve, but let's go back to yesterday morning. 12 00:00:53.799 --> 00:00:57.079 Andy's out with Amos's little girl, Arbadilla, on their annual 13 00:00:57.079 --> 00:00:58.280 tour of the store windows. 14 00:01:00.439 --> 00:01:01.079 Uncle Andy. 15 00:01:01.600 --> 00:01:04.400 Yeah, they sure got a lot of toys in there. Anything. 16 00:01:04.799 --> 00:01:07.879 I never think so many toys. It's just like something 17 00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:08.799 you dream about. 18 00:01:09.200 --> 00:01:12.319 Yeah, hey, there's something cute there. There's a paint set. 19 00:01:12.920 --> 00:01:16.599 Look what they say there, junior paint set twelve dollars 20 00:01:16.680 --> 00:01:19.879 and ninety five per cent complete with easel. 21 00:01:21.280 --> 00:01:23.000 What's an easel? Uncle Andy? 22 00:01:23.719 --> 00:01:24.120 Easel? 23 00:01:24.879 --> 00:01:28.519 It's one of them things. But all artists has got them. 24 00:01:28.560 --> 00:01:31.840 They can't do without them. 25 00:01:32.879 --> 00:01:34.239 What do they use them for? 26 00:01:35.120 --> 00:01:40.760 Well, they wears them underhead, got a little castle on it. 27 00:01:40.840 --> 00:01:42.079 Keeps the head warm while they paint. 28 00:01:45.959 --> 00:01:47.439 You know everything, don't you? 29 00:01:47.840 --> 00:01:51.239 Well, most everything. Sever of the things might have slipped 30 00:01:51.239 --> 00:01:51.480 by me. 31 00:01:51.519 --> 00:01:55.560 I know, that's cute. What did that say? 32 00:01:56.560 --> 00:02:03.040 That's a baby doll? Set come lead with pre ambu LeTour? 33 00:02:04.359 --> 00:02:07.280 What's a pre ambue? Later Oncle Andy? 34 00:02:08.199 --> 00:02:11.919 Well, uh, it's just like one of the measles. But 35 00:02:11.960 --> 00:02:12.919 I ain't got no tassel on. 36 00:02:18.439 --> 00:02:20.879 Here's what I've been waiting to see. The desk, the 37 00:02:20.919 --> 00:02:23.400 one in the corner, got big doll there? 38 00:02:23.800 --> 00:02:26.520 Yeah, that show is a pretty doll, Arbidella. 39 00:02:26.800 --> 00:02:29.759 Yes, that's a talking doll. That's the one I wrote 40 00:02:29.840 --> 00:02:32.240 nice Na Claus to jing me. But Daddy said I 41 00:02:32.240 --> 00:02:34.879 wrote the letter too late. You see, I only wrote 42 00:02:34.879 --> 00:02:35.759 it two days ago. 43 00:02:36.120 --> 00:02:36.319 Yeah. 44 00:02:36.360 --> 00:02:39.599 Well, maybe your papa ain't got the money. I mean, uh, 45 00:02:40.319 --> 00:02:42.080 that ain't give him Santa Claus much time. 46 00:02:43.199 --> 00:02:44.360 You got to write him before that? 47 00:02:45.120 --> 00:02:49.439 Oh pretty Zuncle Andy, Daddy said, Santa Claus with being 48 00:02:49.479 --> 00:02:50.719 it to me next Christmas. 49 00:02:50.719 --> 00:02:53.719 Oh sure, you see, that'll give you more time. 50 00:02:54.400 --> 00:02:56.800 We're having a good time today at me, Uncle Andy. 51 00:02:57.360 --> 00:02:59.879 I like getting out with you, yes, and I like 52 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:03.199 being out with you too, Arbadella. But they no sense 53 00:03:03.199 --> 00:03:05.960 of us standing outside this window, eyeballing. 54 00:03:05.439 --> 00:03:08.240 That dollar all day. I guess we gotta get on 55 00:03:08.319 --> 00:03:08.840 home now. 56 00:03:09.400 --> 00:03:12.479 Oh grandy, come, I just look at the talking dolls 57 00:03:12.520 --> 00:03:13.199 once more. 58 00:03:13.520 --> 00:03:17.800 Oh sure, Arbadella, go ahead, that's sure. 59 00:03:17.960 --> 00:03:21.560 That's pretty dress she's got on. So when Shanacou sings 60 00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:23.479 hit to me next year, I'm going to make a 61 00:03:23.520 --> 00:03:28.039 lot more pretty dresses. I can hardly wait till next Christmas. 62 00:03:28.199 --> 00:03:29.080 It's only a year. 63 00:03:36.680 --> 00:03:40.000 Oh, come in, king we Bro and the merry Christmas 64 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:41.240 beatings over the seasons day? 65 00:03:41.319 --> 00:03:41.840 What you doing? 66 00:03:41.879 --> 00:03:44.360 Stress out? And did? Oh? I'm just laying down for 67 00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:44.800 a minute. 68 00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:47.080 I got a little woozy while I was out Christmas 69 00:03:47.080 --> 00:03:48.159 shopping with Arbadella. 70 00:03:48.479 --> 00:03:50.719 Yeah, well, you don't look too good around the gills. 71 00:03:51.840 --> 00:03:56.400 You look a little like a frowner that's just been gaffed. Yeah, 72 00:03:56.560 --> 00:03:58.840 got a little stringers out Christmas shopping for all your 73 00:03:58.879 --> 00:04:01.280 dear friends. And you want to remember, specially at this 74 00:04:01.319 --> 00:04:02.000 time of the year. 75 00:04:02.599 --> 00:04:04.639 Yeah, yeah, Well, I don't know what's wrong with me. 76 00:04:04.759 --> 00:04:07.639 I done took my temperature a few minutes ago, and 77 00:04:07.680 --> 00:04:09.280 the thermostat went up to one hundred and. 78 00:04:09.240 --> 00:04:13.960 One hundred one. That ain't good, And well did that 79 00:04:14.080 --> 00:04:16.839 mean I am sick well anger. I don't want alarm. 80 00:04:16.879 --> 00:04:19.079 You're nothing. But I had a cat once that had 81 00:04:19.120 --> 00:04:21.560 a temperature of one hundred and one. The next thing 82 00:04:21.600 --> 00:04:23.920 I know it, you started forming at the moth. Then 83 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:26.199 she roved through the dining room window, landed on the street, 84 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:32.399 and climbed forty feet up a twenty foot three and 85 00:04:32.639 --> 00:04:37.800 a half hour later, she had a little kittens too. Well, 86 00:04:38.519 --> 00:04:40.160 I don't think that, I ask that's sick. 87 00:04:41.879 --> 00:04:42.120 Well. 88 00:04:42.120 --> 00:04:44.759 And like I said, you probably wore yourself out with 89 00:04:44.800 --> 00:04:47.199 too much Christmas shopping, So I don't do you a 90 00:04:47.240 --> 00:04:50.079 big favor, boy, instead of having you come all the 91 00:04:50.120 --> 00:04:51.959 way up to my house with that big president, I 92 00:04:52.040 --> 00:04:53.959 know you done bought from me. I just take the 93 00:04:53.959 --> 00:04:56.199 thing with me. Now, see if you the trip see 94 00:04:56.240 --> 00:04:59.199 there now or we're thinking of you? What kind of 95 00:04:59.240 --> 00:05:01.519 a power would I feeder? Let a sick man look 96 00:05:01.519 --> 00:05:05.079 a good big boxed up to myt holes on Christmas Eve? Yeah, 97 00:05:05.279 --> 00:05:08.079 you got to think of your friends on Christmas. It's 98 00:05:08.079 --> 00:05:11.199 the spirits of good Chill Peep on Earth and Mizzle 99 00:05:11.279 --> 00:05:14.439 Tone all the king Fish. Yeah, yeah, just see it. 100 00:05:14.439 --> 00:05:17.920 And I kind of choke up and I was filled 101 00:05:17.920 --> 00:05:23.519 with the spirit of Friend your brother, King Fish? 102 00:05:23.240 --> 00:05:24.079 Oh what is it? 103 00:05:24.160 --> 00:05:25.199 The old help? 104 00:05:26.160 --> 00:05:30.959 I ain't got no present for you. How would you 105 00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:34.199 like to have a punch in the mouth, King Fish? 106 00:05:34.240 --> 00:05:36.399 Don't you say nothing to me? I give you that 107 00:05:36.439 --> 00:05:38.800 pen and pencil set. Last year you didn't give me nothing. 108 00:05:39.279 --> 00:05:40.839 Well, an lock has flaying that tree, and I wait 109 00:05:40.879 --> 00:05:42.040 a minute, I tell you what it's done. Now. I 110 00:05:42.040 --> 00:05:44.600 done bought you a box of fine seaguards, you know, 111 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:47.920 Corona Corona, and I wanted them to be perfect for you. 112 00:05:48.399 --> 00:05:50.399 And I thought i'd puff on one to see how 113 00:05:50.439 --> 00:05:52.480 it was. And the first one seemed to be a 114 00:05:52.519 --> 00:05:55.480 little too dry. Whoever, I finished that one, I decided 115 00:05:55.480 --> 00:05:57.759 to puff on another one, and that one was too moist, 116 00:05:57.759 --> 00:06:00.360 you see, so I thought I'd try another one. Well, 117 00:06:00.360 --> 00:06:02.959 then away between the puffin and the drying and the morston. 118 00:06:03.439 --> 00:06:05.279 By the next thing I know you Christmas went up 119 00:06:05.279 --> 00:06:10.160 and smoking. Well, King Fish. 120 00:06:10.160 --> 00:06:12.040 You see, it was all I could do, the manage 121 00:06:12.040 --> 00:06:14.480 to scrape up something for Amos and his kids. I 122 00:06:14.680 --> 00:06:16.879 was too broke to get you or anything this Christmas cheme. 123 00:06:17.279 --> 00:06:19.199 Well, Hannah, I was just thinking, now, if you want 124 00:06:19.199 --> 00:06:20.879 to go down to the Friend of Loon, coming in 125 00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:23.040 the corner. Why he is de glad to let you hurt? 126 00:06:23.879 --> 00:06:24.199 Come in? 127 00:06:25.560 --> 00:06:29.240 Oh hi, lightning high, good my branda, hide you were 128 00:06:29.319 --> 00:06:33.480 the kings is well lean glad you dropped by just 129 00:06:33.560 --> 00:06:34.720 thinking about you. 130 00:06:34.720 --> 00:06:36.079 You know, you got to think of your friends at 131 00:06:36.120 --> 00:06:39.800 Christmas time. It's the spirit of good cheer, peace on 132 00:06:39.879 --> 00:06:42.199 earth this time of the year, when the spirit of 133 00:06:42.279 --> 00:06:44.879 friendship and brother in those freds throughout the world. 134 00:06:45.000 --> 00:06:46.439 King Fish, if you don't get out of here, I'm 135 00:06:46.439 --> 00:06:47.680 gonna punch you right in the nose. 136 00:06:47.720 --> 00:06:49.759 You hear that, Oh lait already the sera. There's a 137 00:06:49.800 --> 00:06:52.279 fine attitude to take at Christmas time. Goodbye to booth 138 00:06:52.319 --> 00:06:52.800 for you. Bump. 139 00:06:54.480 --> 00:06:56.879 Well, then I see you're done, wrapped up them presents 140 00:06:56.879 --> 00:06:57.839 for me like I asked you to. 141 00:06:58.040 --> 00:07:01.480 Oh yeah, right down round each of them, steparate down. Yeah, 142 00:07:01.480 --> 00:07:04.319 well that's good. But wait a minute, year, How'm I 143 00:07:04.360 --> 00:07:05.800 gonna know which one is the crayon? 144 00:07:07.120 --> 00:07:07.319 Oh? 145 00:07:07.319 --> 00:07:11.839 Well, that's stipp of misander. You'll see on the crayons 146 00:07:11.920 --> 00:07:12.839 day I put a key. 147 00:07:14.639 --> 00:07:17.160 Wait a minute, like them? Don't you know that crayon 148 00:07:17.319 --> 00:07:21.560 starts with a C? Certainly the R O U T 149 00:07:21.680 --> 00:07:22.879 O N S crayons? 150 00:07:26.920 --> 00:07:28.639 Well, you. 151 00:07:28.879 --> 00:07:31.920 You ain't given away many presents this year is in Mixander. 152 00:07:32.279 --> 00:07:34.399 No, I got a little something for Amos and Ruby. 153 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:37.759 These toy soldiers I got for Amos juniors. All right, 154 00:07:37.959 --> 00:07:41.240 But I don't know if Barbadella's gonna like these crayons 155 00:07:41.319 --> 00:07:41.439 or not. 156 00:07:42.079 --> 00:07:43.800 Ah, sure she'll like them. 157 00:07:43.839 --> 00:07:46.639 And anyway, what do you know what you like him? 158 00:07:46.680 --> 00:07:49.399 What you don't like Mazanna, Well, there's a trouble like him. 159 00:07:49.600 --> 00:07:53.079 I do know what you like? Well, they don't make 160 00:07:53.160 --> 00:07:56.399 no difference. You flat busted anyway. Yeah, and that's what's 161 00:07:56.439 --> 00:08:00.439 troubled me. I just broke and say, like, what time 162 00:08:00.560 --> 00:08:05.000 is it? He is about one departments then o'clock? Just 163 00:08:05.040 --> 00:08:07.879 get an idea, like, no, let me get up here. 164 00:08:08.519 --> 00:08:10.439 I think I'm gonna take a walk down to that 165 00:08:10.600 --> 00:08:11.959 department store on the corner. 166 00:08:19.800 --> 00:08:22.560 I mean, you want to see me? I guess. So 167 00:08:22.839 --> 00:08:24.800 is you the gentleman to do the hiring for the 168 00:08:24.879 --> 00:08:27.959 department store tonight? My name is Simmons. Yeah, well, I 169 00:08:28.199 --> 00:08:29.839 was wondering if you needed. 170 00:08:29.639 --> 00:08:33.039 Any extra sales help for this last minute rush this afternoon, 171 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:35.799 I would work hard. Well, we did need extra help 172 00:08:35.879 --> 00:08:37.879 up until this morning, but I think we can get 173 00:08:37.919 --> 00:08:39.559 through the rest of the day with the salespeople we 174 00:08:39.679 --> 00:08:43.279 have Oh well, thank you, just the same as say, 175 00:08:44.080 --> 00:08:47.759 wait just a minute, yes, yes, maybe you can help us. 176 00:08:48.759 --> 00:08:51.000 Was that well, one of our Santa Claus helpers was 177 00:08:51.080 --> 00:08:54.080 called home. His wife was taking ill suddenly, and well 178 00:08:54.200 --> 00:08:56.279 we could use somebody to take his place. 179 00:08:56.840 --> 00:08:59.679 Do you think you could do it? Be Santa Claus helpers? 180 00:09:00.039 --> 00:09:01.679 That's right, Well, I. 181 00:09:01.679 --> 00:09:04.600 Had never done it before, and I don't uh shoe 182 00:09:04.840 --> 00:09:05.600 show I can do it. 183 00:09:05.720 --> 00:09:08.360 Fine, Fine, you go down and see mister Walker on 184 00:09:08.440 --> 00:09:09.039 the fourth floor. 185 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:11.440 He'll give you your Santa Claus suit and whiskers. Then 186 00:09:11.519 --> 00:09:13.360 come back here and I'll tell you just what you're 187 00:09:13.360 --> 00:09:13.879 supposed to do. 188 00:09:14.159 --> 00:09:15.960 Yes, sir, Thank you, sir, thank you. 189 00:09:24.559 --> 00:09:27.159 Well, mister Brown, you look very well in that outfit. 190 00:09:27.399 --> 00:09:29.759 Yes, sir, I see you've got that pillow in there, 191 00:09:30.000 --> 00:09:35.480 just right. I ain't no pillow, that's me. Well, I 192 00:09:35.519 --> 00:09:37.159 think you're going to make a fine Santa Claus. 193 00:09:37.200 --> 00:09:37.679 Mister Brown. 194 00:09:38.279 --> 00:09:41.000 Now you just put on these whiskers and hat and 195 00:09:41.120 --> 00:09:43.440 you're all set, yes, sir. Now what must I do, 196 00:09:43.559 --> 00:09:44.559 mister Simmons. 197 00:09:44.320 --> 00:09:47.039 Well, you get into the toy department right to the 198 00:09:47.120 --> 00:09:48.159 back door of my office. 199 00:09:48.200 --> 00:09:51.639 Here. The Santa Claus chair is right there, and I 200 00:09:51.840 --> 00:09:54.679 just sits there and talks to the children. Huh, that's right. 201 00:09:55.200 --> 00:09:57.240 You just have the children come up one at a time, 202 00:09:57.559 --> 00:09:59.919 and if you run into any difficulties of any kind, 203 00:10:00.639 --> 00:10:03.600 just call the floor walker. Yes, sir, if I have 204 00:10:03.600 --> 00:10:06.080 any trouble, I'll call the floor walker. Good luck, Santa 205 00:10:06.559 --> 00:10:08.639 right to that door to day, Thank you. 206 00:10:08.919 --> 00:10:09.159 Thank you. 207 00:10:11.320 --> 00:10:14.720 Well, there's a Santa Claus chair, a lot of children 208 00:10:14.799 --> 00:10:17.799 waking a little chits. Oh oh they nun spoty. 209 00:10:17.519 --> 00:10:23.080 Mans hey quiet quiet, quiet kids, quiet? Wait a minute, 210 00:10:23.120 --> 00:10:26.000 Wait a minute. I better sit down here and get started. 211 00:10:27.039 --> 00:10:33.759 All right, Sonny, you first, come right up here, sit 212 00:10:33.879 --> 00:10:40.159 on Santy Claus's lap. Ha that's the boy. Now tell 213 00:10:40.279 --> 00:10:43.080 Santa Claus? What does you want for Christmas? 214 00:10:43.559 --> 00:10:45.440 I want to hop along Cassidy had a hop a 215 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:47.799 long Cassidy shirt hop along Cashidy s first, hop along 216 00:10:47.879 --> 00:10:50.679 cass Bell, hop Along Cassidy gun hop along, cast booth 217 00:10:51.320 --> 00:10:52.840 had a hop along Cashidy. 218 00:10:52.559 --> 00:10:58.000 Toothbrush And tell me something, little fella, Just who is 219 00:10:58.080 --> 00:10:59.480 your favorite cowboy star? 220 00:11:00.039 --> 00:11:00.200 Why? 221 00:11:00.360 --> 00:11:00.720 Rogers? 222 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:07.159 You is a nice little boy. You know what what 223 00:11:07.360 --> 00:11:07.840 is your name? 224 00:11:08.240 --> 00:11:09.039 Sammy Jackson? 225 00:11:09.360 --> 00:11:13.120 Well? Tell me something, Sammy, you've been a good boy. Yeah, 226 00:11:13.840 --> 00:11:17.600 I would have no death without asking. You look like 227 00:11:17.639 --> 00:11:20.679 a smart little fella. I bet you were smart in school. 228 00:11:21.080 --> 00:11:21.600 No I ain't. 229 00:11:22.639 --> 00:11:23.840 You ain't smart in school? 230 00:11:24.039 --> 00:11:24.639 No, I ain't. 231 00:11:25.399 --> 00:11:26.840 I bet you try hard, though, don't you? 232 00:11:27.159 --> 00:11:27.919 No? I don't. 233 00:11:29.320 --> 00:11:33.200 Well, Uh, you're going to try hard after you go 234 00:11:33.399 --> 00:11:34.879 back after the vacation, though, ain't you. 235 00:11:35.279 --> 00:11:37.480 No, I ain't. I ain't never gonna try hard because 236 00:11:37.480 --> 00:11:39.960 I hate school and it ain't nothing you can do 237 00:11:40.080 --> 00:11:40.399 about it. 238 00:11:40.919 --> 00:11:49.720 Oh, floor walker, and you come over here for a walker. 239 00:11:50.440 --> 00:11:51.720 God gets everything I ask for. 240 00:11:51.840 --> 00:11:52.519 I'll try hard. 241 00:11:52.919 --> 00:11:53.960 Never mind, floor Walker. 242 00:11:54.720 --> 00:11:57.519 That's a good little boy, Sammy. You just hang up 243 00:11:57.519 --> 00:11:59.399 your stockers and everythin's gonna be all right. 244 00:11:59.799 --> 00:12:03.240 Okay, thank you Sin o'clock. Yeah, am I next? 245 00:12:03.600 --> 00:12:06.759 Yeah you was next my mind. Say you was a 246 00:12:06.840 --> 00:12:09.440 sweet little girl. Now what can Santah do for a 247 00:12:09.480 --> 00:12:10.480 pretty little girl like you? 248 00:12:11.159 --> 00:12:13.080 Mommy said when I came up here, I could sit 249 00:12:13.159 --> 00:12:13.759 on your lap? 250 00:12:14.320 --> 00:12:17.559 Oh sure, yeah, let me lift you up here. Hmm. 251 00:12:17.679 --> 00:12:21.279 Now you is you as light as a fella? What's 252 00:12:21.320 --> 00:12:22.000 your name, honey? 253 00:12:22.320 --> 00:12:23.480 Patricia Washington? 254 00:12:24.240 --> 00:12:27.320 That's a pretty name too, And that's a pretty little 255 00:12:27.360 --> 00:12:28.320 coach you got on there. 256 00:12:28.879 --> 00:12:30.120 My mother made it for me. 257 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:34.320 She made my hat too, well, Patricia, I suppose you 258 00:12:34.480 --> 00:12:36.840 come up to tell me what you want for Christmas? 259 00:12:37.279 --> 00:12:40.399 No, Santa, I wrote you a letter about that. I 260 00:12:40.600 --> 00:12:41.799 just came up to visit with you. 261 00:12:42.519 --> 00:12:44.840 Oh well, that was nice up here. Yeah. 262 00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:47.799 I guess when you've been out to living presents all 263 00:12:47.919 --> 00:12:51.600 Christmas Eve, when you get home, you must be awfully tired, 264 00:12:51.679 --> 00:12:52.440 Santa Claus. 265 00:12:53.279 --> 00:12:56.080 Uh, yeah, I guess I was pretty tired of that. 266 00:12:56.360 --> 00:12:59.000 Yeah, And I'll bet your little girl comes up to 267 00:12:59.039 --> 00:13:02.080 you and rold your arms around you like I do 268 00:13:02.600 --> 00:13:04.360 when my daddy comes home tired. 269 00:13:05.120 --> 00:13:08.200 Well, Uh, no, honey, my little girl don't do that, 270 00:13:08.320 --> 00:13:10.840 because you see, I don't have no little girl. 271 00:13:11.480 --> 00:13:16.039 I live by myself, all by yourself, all by myself. 272 00:13:16.720 --> 00:13:22.159 Then, just for today, I'll be your little girl here. 273 00:13:24.960 --> 00:13:27.879 Oh thank you, honey, thank you very much. Uh I. 274 00:13:30.240 --> 00:13:33.559 Why Santa Claus? Didn't you like it having a little 275 00:13:33.600 --> 00:13:38.559 girl hugging kissue? I noticed there's a tear running down 276 00:13:38.639 --> 00:13:39.159 your cheek. 277 00:13:39.679 --> 00:13:42.320 Oh no, honey, I like that more than I can 278 00:13:42.360 --> 00:13:44.759 ever tell you. But don't you pay no attention to 279 00:13:44.840 --> 00:13:45.200 that teer. 280 00:13:45.320 --> 00:13:48.360 It's it's just that at Christmas time, your eye is 281 00:13:48.519 --> 00:13:51.399 able to do funny things for you. And I'll tell 282 00:13:51.399 --> 00:13:54.320 you something else too. Santa is really gonna come to 283 00:13:54.360 --> 00:13:55.200 your house this year. 284 00:13:55.679 --> 00:13:58.080 Thank you. Merry Christmas, Santa Claus. 285 00:13:57.919 --> 00:14:01.120 Merry Christmas to you. Honey. All right, who's next? 286 00:14:01.440 --> 00:14:02.120 I'm next? 287 00:14:05.279 --> 00:14:07.799 Uh, come right up, Sonny? Uh uh what's your name? 288 00:14:08.399 --> 00:14:09.559 Jonathan Waldorf? 289 00:14:09.679 --> 00:14:17.159 Curtis Higgins the Third? Yeah, well, I'll just call you Johnny. Now, 290 00:14:17.440 --> 00:14:18.919 what do you want for Christmas? Johnny? 291 00:14:19.039 --> 00:14:21.360 Wait a minute before I tell you? 292 00:14:22.080 --> 00:14:23.440 Are you the real Santa Claus? 293 00:14:24.120 --> 00:14:26.720 Well? Uh, I have Santy Claus Is Helper. 294 00:14:27.480 --> 00:14:31.000 Well, I guess that's okay, but I don't like doing 295 00:14:31.080 --> 00:14:32.320 business with no middleman. 296 00:14:37.440 --> 00:14:40.519 You know, talking to me is just like talking to 297 00:14:40.600 --> 00:14:44.600 Santy yourself. I got the slay and the reindeer's and everything. 298 00:14:45.440 --> 00:14:49.720 Oh yeah, well all right then, just what are the 299 00:14:49.759 --> 00:14:50.759 reindeer's names? 300 00:14:51.399 --> 00:14:51.519 Uh? 301 00:14:52.840 --> 00:14:54.200 You wanna know the reindeer's name? 302 00:14:54.720 --> 00:14:56.960 Well, if you're Santa Claus Helper, you ought to know 303 00:14:57.080 --> 00:14:57.519 the names. 304 00:14:57.919 --> 00:14:58.120 Yeah. 305 00:14:58.200 --> 00:15:05.679 Well there's uh Donna, Blitzen, Thunder, Francer and uh uh 306 00:15:06.879 --> 00:15:12.519 stinking blanking the not what you want for Christmas? 307 00:15:12.600 --> 00:15:12.879 Junny? 308 00:15:13.759 --> 00:15:16.320 I want to let youc train, I want a bicycle, 309 00:15:16.600 --> 00:15:18.759 and I want a mon lair plane with a real 310 00:15:18.879 --> 00:15:19.759 gasoline engine. 311 00:15:20.159 --> 00:15:20.360 Yeah. 312 00:15:20.399 --> 00:15:23.559 Well that's all pretty expensive stuff. But I don't know 313 00:15:23.600 --> 00:15:24.559 if you're going to get all of that. 314 00:15:25.480 --> 00:15:29.399 Oh yet, don't huh no, see you over here a. 315 00:15:29.440 --> 00:15:33.120 Minute, Yes, I mean, uh, well, well what you want? 316 00:15:33.720 --> 00:15:33.840 Now? 317 00:15:33.960 --> 00:15:34.559 Listen? Bird? 318 00:15:35.120 --> 00:15:37.159 Do I get that stuff? But do I have to 319 00:15:37.240 --> 00:15:39.240 punch you in the nod front of all these kids? 320 00:15:40.360 --> 00:15:50.799 Oh? Well, Sonny se uh, never mind, floor walker. Okay, 321 00:15:50.879 --> 00:15:53.799 you'll get the stuff. I better? All right, all right, 322 00:15:54.120 --> 00:15:54.720 who's next? 323 00:15:55.000 --> 00:15:55.279 I am? 324 00:15:56.120 --> 00:15:59.879 Oh, step right up, Sonny, Yes, sir, And what's your name? 325 00:16:00.039 --> 00:16:00.759 William Smith? 326 00:16:01.440 --> 00:16:01.639 Yeah? 327 00:16:01.919 --> 00:16:04.720 Well William, I suppose a big fellow like you want 328 00:16:04.799 --> 00:16:06.240 a cowboy suit for Christmas? 329 00:16:06.279 --> 00:16:12.000 Too? Huh No? Like the train? No bicycle? Nope, theare 330 00:16:12.000 --> 00:16:12.799 a boxing gloves? 331 00:16:12.960 --> 00:16:13.000 No? 332 00:16:14.159 --> 00:16:17.360 Well tell me, William, what would you like a baby sister? 333 00:16:20.000 --> 00:16:21.639 You want a baby sister? Yes? 334 00:16:21.759 --> 00:16:22.679 How can I get one? 335 00:16:23.559 --> 00:16:37.039 All four off? Well you're looking at the warn off 336 00:16:37.080 --> 00:16:39.919 mister Brown. Oh yeah, I was a little tired. I 337 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:42.639 never talked to so many kids in all my life. 338 00:16:43.440 --> 00:16:45.759 He They is cute, though, you did very well. 339 00:16:45.879 --> 00:16:48.440 All the children seemed very happy and the parents were 340 00:16:48.519 --> 00:16:49.600 just standing there beaming. 341 00:16:49.799 --> 00:16:52.639 Yes, well, thank you. We certainly appreciated having you here 342 00:16:52.679 --> 00:16:55.320 this afternoon. As a well, I enjoyed it too. 343 00:16:56.000 --> 00:16:58.039 And of course, like I told you when I made 344 00:16:58.039 --> 00:17:00.240 the deal with you, I had done it for a 345 00:17:00.600 --> 00:17:04.200 special reason. Yes, and here it is, mister Brown. I 346 00:17:04.359 --> 00:17:06.160 had the stock boy take it out of the window. 347 00:17:06.880 --> 00:17:08.279 The talking Doll. 348 00:17:22.319 --> 00:17:24.319 Christmas Show is being dropped to you by the makers 349 00:17:24.359 --> 00:17:26.720 of Brinso, the only soap in all the world that 350 00:17:26.839 --> 00:17:27.920 contains solium. 351 00:17:40.799 --> 00:17:42.880 Well that brings us up to this evening, which is 352 00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:43.559 Christmas Eve. 353 00:17:44.000 --> 00:17:46.480 Andy, with his arms full of presents, has come up 354 00:17:46.480 --> 00:17:47.519 to Amos's apartment. 355 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:52.440 Well, come in, Andy, Merry Christmas. Boys. Is the kids around? 356 00:17:52.640 --> 00:17:53.920 Oh no, it is all in bed. 357 00:17:54.279 --> 00:17:56.200 Arbidella the last one. She just went to bed a 358 00:17:56.240 --> 00:17:57.920 few months ago. Yeah, well, I didn't want one the 359 00:17:58.000 --> 00:17:59.799 kids to seem to come in with these packages. I 360 00:17:59.880 --> 00:18:01.799 mean put him down here under the tree. Oh gee, 361 00:18:01.880 --> 00:18:03.599 you've got a lot of stuff. Then it looked like 362 00:18:03.680 --> 00:18:06.920 you didn't forget nobody. Where's Ruby? Well, she and O 363 00:18:06.960 --> 00:18:09.400 Mama went to church for Christmas Eve services and I 364 00:18:09.559 --> 00:18:11.920 kind of baby sitting with the children to name Well, 365 00:18:12.279 --> 00:18:14.880 I got a present here for you, Ammas. Oh, thank Andy. 366 00:18:15.119 --> 00:18:17.920 And here's something for your wife Ruby. And here's something 367 00:18:17.960 --> 00:18:20.039 for a mama. And I got a box of them 368 00:18:20.079 --> 00:18:21.400 toy soldiers here for Junior. 369 00:18:21.440 --> 00:18:23.519 Oh that's wonderful what you got in that big box? Then? 370 00:18:24.079 --> 00:18:26.960 Oh that well, that's a special gift, Amos. That's for 371 00:18:27.039 --> 00:18:28.279 Roberdella Arbidella. 372 00:18:28.559 --> 00:18:28.759 Yeah. 373 00:18:28.839 --> 00:18:31.599 I didn't put no card on it, so just tell 374 00:18:31.640 --> 00:18:33.839 her that this is from Santa Claus. Oh, Alanna. He 375 00:18:33.960 --> 00:18:36.319 sure was wonderful to the kids. Not only are Christmas, 376 00:18:36.400 --> 00:18:37.319 but all the time. Boy. 377 00:18:37.599 --> 00:18:39.880 Well, you know, Amos, I ain't never had none of 378 00:18:39.960 --> 00:18:42.759 my own, so I guess the next best thing is 379 00:18:42.880 --> 00:18:43.799 kind of being Uncle. 380 00:18:43.640 --> 00:18:46.039 Andy to all yours. Yeah, why you headed for nine? 381 00:18:46.319 --> 00:18:48.440 Well, I'm going to spend Christmas Eve with the Kingfish. 382 00:18:48.759 --> 00:18:51.160 We're putting on a little dinner party. We done bought 383 00:18:51.160 --> 00:18:52.119 a twelve pound turkey. 384 00:18:52.359 --> 00:18:54.720 Oh that's nice. How many is your hair gonna be? 385 00:18:55.319 --> 00:18:55.960 Just me and him? 386 00:18:58.440 --> 00:19:01.640 Well, Amos, Abby running along and wish everybody a merry Christmas. 387 00:19:01.680 --> 00:19:03.400 Fore, I'm Harry Christmas to you two. And now I 388 00:19:03.519 --> 00:19:06.359 going back with Albadella. Now I see she's asleep. You 389 00:19:06.480 --> 00:19:09.480 know how kids is on Christmas Eve. Yeah, well, so 390 00:19:09.599 --> 00:19:14.359 long am, thanks again, man, Then see you tomorrow. Merry Christmas, rainfall, 391 00:19:14.559 --> 00:19:21.599 Sir Royal dieer, damn and crown him Lord well Albadella. 392 00:19:21.680 --> 00:19:24.920 Look at you. I thought you'd be found asleep by now. 393 00:19:25.200 --> 00:19:26.440 There you is, sitting up in bed. 394 00:19:26.799 --> 00:19:29.400 Oh god, I'm so excited. I don't think I can 395 00:19:29.480 --> 00:19:30.160 sleep tonight. 396 00:19:30.839 --> 00:19:35.119 Yeah, well, honey, everybody's got to sleep tonight. There. Of course, 397 00:19:35.200 --> 00:19:37.480 Fanny is coming in the morning. Why you can't stay 398 00:19:37.519 --> 00:19:41.359 awake all night? Uh, he won't come with people stay awake. 399 00:19:42.119 --> 00:19:44.039 How long before you'll be here? Daddy? 400 00:19:44.720 --> 00:19:47.119 Well, I tell you you put your head down on 401 00:19:47.279 --> 00:19:48.839