WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:03.720 Amos at Sunday again Sundays, right, and don't forget what 2 00:00:03.879 --> 00:00:05.919 is on the radio, have a Sunday for Rinso. Yeah, 3 00:00:05.960 --> 00:00:08.720 and here comes Ken Coppenter now with the biggest news 4 00:00:08.720 --> 00:00:09.679 in Rinso's history. 5 00:00:09.800 --> 00:00:11.839 Let's listen to it. It's the biggest news ever. 6 00:00:11.919 --> 00:00:15.640 It's new nineteen fifty Rinsol with solium, a full year 7 00:00:15.679 --> 00:00:16.320 ahead of time. 8 00:00:16.839 --> 00:00:18.679 You nineteen fifty Rensol. 9 00:00:18.320 --> 00:00:21.600 Has three times the widerwashing action of any other soul. 10 00:00:22.039 --> 00:00:23.600 But more about that in a few minutes. 11 00:00:23.640 --> 00:00:26.160 Now, Leber Brother's company and you, nineteen fifty Rensol bring 12 00:00:26.239 --> 00:00:38.280 you the Amos and Andy show. Yes, sir, Lever Brother's Company, 13 00:00:38.320 --> 00:00:40.159 the makers of Renso brings you a full half arm 14 00:00:40.159 --> 00:00:43.439 of entertainment. But luluvn Ernestine Waye that jubilaires Jeff Alexander's 15 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:46.159 orchestraan krus and Radio's all time favorites. 16 00:00:46.079 --> 00:00:57.640 Amos Andy. 17 00:00:58.920 --> 00:01:01.159 Well, it seems to be some spring cleaning going on 18 00:01:01.200 --> 00:01:04.239 today in the household of George King Face, Stevens, They 19 00:01:04.280 --> 00:01:06.280 King Face and his wife Scipphire now in the back 20 00:01:06.319 --> 00:01:09.359 bedroom washing windows. Fire is sitting on the window sill 21 00:01:09.359 --> 00:01:11.680 with her feet in the room, washing the outside of 22 00:01:11.680 --> 00:01:12.159 the glass. 23 00:01:12.480 --> 00:01:13.319 Look, you big loafa. 24 00:01:13.359 --> 00:01:15.000 If you won't do no work, the least you could 25 00:01:15.040 --> 00:01:17.040 do it hold my ankles inside there, my line checking 26 00:01:17.120 --> 00:01:19.239 on this window stills cleaning the outside of the windows. 27 00:01:19.239 --> 00:01:20.079 Well, I'll hold them. 28 00:01:20.120 --> 00:01:23.680 Don't worry about the things north faust to fall all of. 29 00:01:23.599 --> 00:01:26.640 This window last, to drop to the ground would kill me. George, 30 00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:28.000 Why is you looking at me like that? 31 00:01:28.319 --> 00:01:36.079 Oh nothing, I'd never get away with it anyway. I 32 00:01:36.200 --> 00:01:40.000 tell them, why are we spending so much time cleaning 33 00:01:40.040 --> 00:01:42.640 this back room? Don't tell me your mama's coming to 34 00:01:42.640 --> 00:01:43.359 stay with us again? 35 00:01:43.519 --> 00:01:45.239 And what would be so terrible about that? 36 00:01:45.400 --> 00:01:48.000 Listen, south Fire, there's only three major disasters that ever 37 00:01:48.079 --> 00:01:50.680 hit this present generation. The Blizzard of eighty eight, the 38 00:01:50.719 --> 00:01:54.799 San Francisco earthquake, and your mama. And I think I 39 00:01:54.799 --> 00:01:56.000 got him in the wrong order too. 40 00:02:00.040 --> 00:02:02.200 Just about have of that, George, And it so happens 41 00:02:02.280 --> 00:02:04.799 all he's cleaning up ain't for mama. We've had so 42 00:02:04.840 --> 00:02:06.719 little money coming in the past few months. I don't 43 00:02:06.719 --> 00:02:08.599 reached the decision we're taking in a. 44 00:02:08.520 --> 00:02:12.360 Boat a border nothing do in south Fire, Stevens. I 45 00:02:12.560 --> 00:02:15.439 just couldn't bear to discreet having the neighbors to know 46 00:02:15.560 --> 00:02:18.000 that my wife had to run a room that my 47 00:02:18.120 --> 00:02:20.800 sweet little spots had to think so low as to take. 48 00:02:20.719 --> 00:02:21.400 In a border. 49 00:02:21.520 --> 00:02:23.439 Well, George, that sweet of you to be so considerate. 50 00:02:23.479 --> 00:02:24.639 But what else can I do? 51 00:02:25.120 --> 00:02:27.319 Well, maybe you could get your old job back washing 52 00:02:27.400 --> 00:02:31.800 cars something like that. 53 00:02:32.360 --> 00:02:34.719 Well, George, it so happens, I don't already rented the 54 00:02:34.800 --> 00:02:35.759 room out to a boat. 55 00:02:35.879 --> 00:02:37.719 Well, I ain't gonna have no board in this house. 56 00:02:37.919 --> 00:02:39.599 I'll throw him in his bags out in the streets. 57 00:02:39.680 --> 00:02:40.599 But he's a nice man. 58 00:02:40.639 --> 00:02:41.919 I'll cost him right out on his ear. 59 00:02:42.039 --> 00:02:44.680 But George, he's paying us eighteen dollars a week. 60 00:02:45.360 --> 00:02:54.000 When can I welcome this charming fellow? 61 00:02:55.479 --> 00:02:57.280 Yes, and and me and south fires and took in 62 00:02:57.319 --> 00:03:00.360 the border a border, kingfish, I are surprised that you 63 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:03.199 were doing a thing like that. Why, well, after all, kings, 64 00:03:03.280 --> 00:03:05.840 viz I done rends somewhere that a man's home is 65 00:03:05.879 --> 00:03:08.199 supposed to be his castle, place where he can get 66 00:03:08.199 --> 00:03:10.639 away from the cares of the world and seek sanctuary. 67 00:03:11.840 --> 00:03:15.159 Yeah, no, hander, but this fella's pens eighteen dollars a week. 68 00:03:15.319 --> 00:03:18.360 Oh, eighteen dollars. Well, I guess you can tear down 69 00:03:18.360 --> 00:03:20.759 the castle for that tad. 70 00:03:20.840 --> 00:03:23.960 Down the stature and everything else for that coming this. 71 00:03:24.199 --> 00:03:25.280 What kind of fella is he? Thking? 72 00:03:25.319 --> 00:03:26.960 Well, I ain't met him yet and there uh, he 73 00:03:27.039 --> 00:03:28.960 came in last night after I went to sleep, when 74 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:31.560 he left us morning before I woke up. That man 75 00:03:31.599 --> 00:03:33.080 gonna kill herself. He wanted to get a hit all 76 00:03:33.080 --> 00:03:37.319 of sleep. I just scooped around his room door and 77 00:03:37.439 --> 00:03:39.159 kind of get a line on him. He sure brought 78 00:03:39.159 --> 00:03:40.080 a lot of baggage with him. 79 00:03:40.159 --> 00:03:42.319 Yeah, the house. His clothes too, tights on the under 80 00:03:42.360 --> 00:03:42.639 the arm. 81 00:03:42.680 --> 00:03:46.199 My god, I think the south Fire would have been 82 00:03:46.199 --> 00:03:48.199 considerate enough to take in the size forty four for 83 00:03:48.319 --> 00:03:48.639 that need. 84 00:03:49.240 --> 00:03:51.560 Well, anyway, at least you can use his neck ties 85 00:03:51.599 --> 00:03:52.120 and hankschiefs. 86 00:03:52.319 --> 00:03:54.400 Well, the men's thing I were go to the house. 87 00:03:54.439 --> 00:03:56.560 We gonna feed the man. I done told south Fire 88 00:03:56.599 --> 00:03:58.719 the things do is to start the meals off with 89 00:03:58.759 --> 00:04:01.360 a lot of water and sweet rolle. That'll blow him 90 00:04:01.439 --> 00:04:03.520 up and he'll be slowed down by the time to 91 00:04:03.560 --> 00:04:07.800 expense this stuff. Come meeting Little Vanessa. 92 00:04:08.680 --> 00:04:11.039 Well, either that or you could send him right across. 93 00:04:10.840 --> 00:04:11.560 The table from Sapa. 94 00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:15.800 Yeah, that ought to take his appleta. Yeah, who the 95 00:04:15.919 --> 00:04:18.839 mean thing? What kind of mus we're gonna serve the man, 96 00:04:19.319 --> 00:04:20.399 and you live with the board, and. 97 00:04:20.639 --> 00:04:21.920 What kind of stuff you get over there? 98 00:04:21.959 --> 00:04:22.160 Oh? 99 00:04:22.439 --> 00:04:24.560 Not so good, King Fish, tell you the truth. When 100 00:04:24.560 --> 00:04:26.360 the food comes to the table that looks so bad 101 00:04:26.480 --> 00:04:27.120 you can't eat it? 102 00:04:27.439 --> 00:04:27.879 Look bad? 103 00:04:28.000 --> 00:04:29.639 Huh yeah, what do you do in it? 104 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:32.439 Well, lately, I done found a way to solve the problem. 105 00:04:32.759 --> 00:04:35.040 I just use my napkin as a blindfold and plow 106 00:04:35.160 --> 00:04:35.480 right there. 107 00:04:37.199 --> 00:04:37.560 Yeah. 108 00:04:37.480 --> 00:04:39.680 Well, I hoop his board and things working it already. 109 00:04:39.759 --> 00:04:41.959 My I gonna get on home now and meet him 110 00:04:41.959 --> 00:04:42.360 at supper. 111 00:04:42.439 --> 00:04:44.279 Yeah, you know, there's just one thing, King Fish. 112 00:04:44.399 --> 00:04:46.519 I don't like to mention this, but you know, with 113 00:04:46.680 --> 00:04:49.360 a border around the place, there's always the chance that 114 00:04:49.399 --> 00:04:50.639 he might run off with your wife. 115 00:04:50.639 --> 00:04:50.839 You know. 116 00:04:51.879 --> 00:04:53.639 Yeah, I thought of that too, and it but my 117 00:04:53.759 --> 00:04:54.839 luck it would never happen. 118 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:05.279 George, is that you? 119 00:05:05.600 --> 00:05:06.800 Yeah, whom's offer? 120 00:05:07.079 --> 00:05:07.360 George? 121 00:05:07.439 --> 00:05:09.399 Look in the parlor, there's flowers, and I got the 122 00:05:09.519 --> 00:05:10.920 lights out and candles. 123 00:05:10.560 --> 00:05:11.120 Live in there. 124 00:05:11.319 --> 00:05:12.439 It's all ready for the boat. 125 00:05:12.519 --> 00:05:14.160 Hold us most don't tell me your food has killed 126 00:05:14.199 --> 00:05:15.600 him already. 127 00:05:15.720 --> 00:05:19.839 Funny, George read somewhere in there. I want mister Wilson's first. 128 00:05:19.600 --> 00:05:21.240 Meal here to be a pleasant one. 129 00:05:21.399 --> 00:05:23.360 Everything's on the table. Now you go wash your hands? 130 00:05:23.399 --> 00:05:24.879 Now, calling wash my hands? 131 00:05:24.879 --> 00:05:25.120 For what? 132 00:05:25.480 --> 00:05:27.879 Father borders Bennet fit, What are you talking about? 133 00:05:27.920 --> 00:05:29.000 I ain't gonna touch the fellow. 134 00:05:30.959 --> 00:05:33.480 George be quiet. I'm gonna call mister Wilson now. Oh, 135 00:05:33.560 --> 00:05:38.079 mister Wilson, Dennis ready if you are now? 136 00:05:38.079 --> 00:05:41.720 I remember George be nice too. Remember he's paying us 137 00:05:41.759 --> 00:05:42.920 eighteen dollars a week. 138 00:05:43.040 --> 00:05:44.800 Well, don't worry about me. I don't get along with 139 00:05:44.839 --> 00:05:46.560 anybody for eighteen dollars a week. 140 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:48.800 Well, well you must be Steven. 141 00:05:48.879 --> 00:05:52.920 Put it there, old boy Windrow Wilson's name, but my 142 00:05:52.959 --> 00:05:55.519 friends call me Wendy Windy Wilson. 143 00:05:57.480 --> 00:06:00.120 How far we gotta get more money? 144 00:06:02.120 --> 00:06:02.920 Here? Let's sit down. 145 00:06:02.959 --> 00:06:04.920 Looks like you got a wonderful meal on the table here, 146 00:06:04.920 --> 00:06:07.879 Missus Stevens. Oh, I'm crazy about roast beef. I'll just 147 00:06:07.879 --> 00:06:11.279 help myself here. Certainly nice being with you people. 148 00:06:11.720 --> 00:06:14.199 Oh, by the way, Stevens, what line of work you in? 149 00:06:14.560 --> 00:06:14.759 Well? 150 00:06:15.399 --> 00:06:15.680 Of some? 151 00:06:15.920 --> 00:06:19.800 I have retired around the house a lot around the house, 152 00:06:19.879 --> 00:06:25.560 lot u, Missus Stevens. 153 00:06:26.000 --> 00:06:27.480 I wonder if I could have a lock on my 154 00:06:27.519 --> 00:06:28.279 bedroom door. 155 00:06:30.560 --> 00:06:32.319 Well, I don't think that'll be necessary. 156 00:06:32.439 --> 00:06:34.079 Oh, this roast beef certainly is good. 157 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:34.480 Alright. 158 00:06:34.639 --> 00:06:36.800 You know, I'm very glad I found this place, very 159 00:06:36.839 --> 00:06:37.519 comfortable here. 160 00:06:37.759 --> 00:06:39.720 You know, a lot of single men like hotels. 161 00:06:39.800 --> 00:06:40.160 Not me. 162 00:06:40.480 --> 00:06:42.759 I'm a friendly type, lo half people around me all 163 00:06:42.800 --> 00:06:45.360 the time. I'll help myself another piece of beef here. Say, 164 00:06:45.600 --> 00:06:48.720 for Stephens, you've seen rare a quiet what's wrong? Well, 165 00:06:48.759 --> 00:06:50.839 speak up if you have something to say, join in 166 00:06:50.879 --> 00:06:53.319 the conversation. I mean, never got anywhere in a lot 167 00:06:53.480 --> 00:06:54.399 keep his mouth shut. 168 00:06:54.480 --> 00:06:58.839 Well, that's right, speaker, You know that conversation. 169 00:06:58.879 --> 00:07:00.000 You gotta learned express. 170 00:07:00.519 --> 00:07:01.240 That's what you got a. 171 00:07:01.279 --> 00:07:02.639 Mouth in the mind for usual. 172 00:07:03.120 --> 00:07:05.399 Well, I agree with you. See I always field it 173 00:07:05.480 --> 00:07:05.959 off a man. 174 00:07:06.040 --> 00:07:11.000 Now, now, let's not overdo it. And I hate a 175 00:07:11.079 --> 00:07:11.680 black mouth. 176 00:07:14.160 --> 00:07:16.800 You know you gotta listen sometimes too. I'm the listening 177 00:07:16.839 --> 00:07:19.839 type myself. I'm short of on the quiet side. I 178 00:07:19.959 --> 00:07:22.240 can't help it, that's the way I am. Well, I'll 179 00:07:22.319 --> 00:07:24.319 have some more potatoes and some more beef, and say, 180 00:07:24.439 --> 00:07:26.000 I see there's one piece of roast beef. 181 00:07:26.000 --> 00:07:26.279 Flip. 182 00:07:26.360 --> 00:07:27.319 I'll help myself to that. 183 00:07:27.560 --> 00:07:29.800 Hold less you over on my fleet, now get off 184 00:07:29.839 --> 00:07:30.279 of my plate. 185 00:07:38.360 --> 00:07:40.560 Well, George, wasn't that a lovely dinner. 186 00:07:40.680 --> 00:07:44.560 Lovely dinner. I didn't think he'd ever stop talking after dinner. 187 00:07:44.600 --> 00:07:46.319 When he went in his room and got quiet, it 188 00:07:46.360 --> 00:07:49.560 was like a sawmill shutting down. I wonder what they're 189 00:07:49.560 --> 00:07:50.360 doing in the room now. 190 00:07:50.600 --> 00:07:52.560 Well, he was telling me that every night he goes 191 00:07:52.600 --> 00:07:54.360 in his room and spends a couple of hours working 192 00:07:54.360 --> 00:07:54.920 on his top. 193 00:07:55.279 --> 00:07:58.519 Ho huh, that'll most likely one of them stamp collectors. 194 00:07:58.680 --> 00:07:58.879 You know. 195 00:07:58.920 --> 00:08:03.360 They call him a philanthropy lad the older here and 196 00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:05.079 I don't have to listen at him no more. And sure, 197 00:08:05.160 --> 00:08:06.600 Peace was just sitting here and relaxing. 198 00:08:07.240 --> 00:08:09.199 Yes, I love this time of the day. 199 00:08:09.279 --> 00:08:17.519 George, Yeah, nice and crime. Oh that's moket. What in 200 00:08:17.560 --> 00:08:18.199 the world is that? 201 00:08:18.600 --> 00:08:18.800 God? 202 00:08:18.920 --> 00:08:20.959 That's his hoppy? He plays the saxophone. 203 00:08:21.480 --> 00:08:37.519 Oh no, I. 204 00:08:37.399 --> 00:08:39.000 Wanna be blowing into the right end. 205 00:08:38.960 --> 00:08:43.120 Of that thing, my dog, I says, he plays it 206 00:08:43.320 --> 00:08:46.159 very well. And red Sails in the Sunset is my 207 00:08:46.360 --> 00:08:47.200 favorite song. 208 00:08:51.080 --> 00:08:57.440 And well that was a help of lease he knows, 209 00:08:57.480 --> 00:09:26.600 and other tunes the back of the Jobs and Devils 210 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:27.799 and blues and drums. 211 00:09:30.200 --> 00:09:33.720 From the drums. Oh well, love you gay. 212 00:09:33.919 --> 00:09:38.000 When Johnny can marching home, Johnny comes marching home again. 213 00:09:37.879 --> 00:09:39.200 Burrah Burrah. 214 00:09:39.840 --> 00:09:42.759 Get him a hearty welcome, then Burrah Burrah. 215 00:09:43.240 --> 00:09:45.639 The men will tell, the boys will shout the latest. 216 00:09:45.679 --> 00:09:48.080 They will all turn up all de okay. 217 00:09:48.279 --> 00:09:54.519 When Johnny marching home, Steve but deal. 218 00:09:54.360 --> 00:10:00.559 With joy, welcome home and soldier by Borrah Borrah. Then 219 00:10:01.120 --> 00:10:05.039 the nasty the paper cheering along the way all the game. 220 00:10:05.200 --> 00:10:07.039 When coming a Martin home. 221 00:10:08.120 --> 00:10:12.559 He's a fan for meeting with John, the butcher. 222 00:10:12.240 --> 00:10:16.279 The baker, and the paper boy, the barble, the tailor, 223 00:10:16.759 --> 00:10:18.559 the couple, the fee, the. 224 00:10:18.600 --> 00:10:21.399 Dogs down the car. I'm the girl across the street. 225 00:10:26.080 --> 00:10:31.919 Any name Pandy, and there is nothing sweet and fair. 226 00:10:32.080 --> 00:10:38.759 It's a grad's very father to believe you roll rong 227 00:10:39.080 --> 00:10:42.960 to he will three times three three times a good 228 00:10:43.000 --> 00:10:45.960 time coming at jump John Dot celebrate for joy by 229 00:10:46.279 --> 00:10:47.720 off his game. 230 00:10:47.559 --> 00:10:54.120 And compark by compart the ball parking home again, Farm for. 231 00:11:12.159 --> 00:11:12.200 You. 232 00:11:12.440 --> 00:11:13.320 Nineteen fifty. 233 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:16.480 Rinso is here a year ahead the greatest develophant in 234 00:11:16.559 --> 00:11:20.799 soap history. Nineteen fifty rinsol with solium puts sunshine in 235 00:11:20.879 --> 00:11:24.320 your wash. You Rinso with wonderful solium gets white clothes 236 00:11:24.440 --> 00:11:27.440 whiter than new, and washabul colors brighter than new. 237 00:11:27.639 --> 00:11:31.320 That's right, nineteen fifty rinsol gets white clothes whiter than 238 00:11:31.360 --> 00:11:34.000 new and colors actually brighter than new. 239 00:11:34.559 --> 00:11:37.399 My rinso wash is almost unbelievably bright. 240 00:11:37.559 --> 00:11:41.639 Its because Rinsol, only new Rinso contains the scientific sunlight 241 00:11:41.840 --> 00:11:46.320 ingredient solium. Nineteen fifty rinsol has three times the whiter 242 00:11:46.519 --> 00:11:49.919 washing action of any other soap. That's right, No other 243 00:11:50.039 --> 00:11:53.000 soap gets and keeps your clothes as white as bright. 244 00:11:53.320 --> 00:11:55.600 And you have rinsols so safe for clothes. So kind 245 00:11:55.720 --> 00:11:56.360 to your hands. 246 00:11:56.840 --> 00:11:59.080 Get the new nineteen fifty rinsol in the same green 247 00:11:59.120 --> 00:12:02.240 and yellow package, and see how nineteen fifty rensaw with 248 00:12:02.360 --> 00:12:04.679 solium for sunshine and your wash. 249 00:12:05.399 --> 00:12:07.320 Now back to Amos and Landy. 250 00:12:17.960 --> 00:12:20.440 Yo, you've been having little trouble with that border. You're 251 00:12:20.559 --> 00:12:23.639 a kings Oh yes he was. He been there a 252 00:12:23.679 --> 00:12:25.480 week now and I'm about to go out of my mind. 253 00:12:25.519 --> 00:12:28.639 Oh yeah, that saxophone is really getting the King fris Oh. 254 00:12:28.679 --> 00:12:30.960 I tell you, boy, that plan of his is ruining 255 00:12:31.039 --> 00:12:37.320 my health. Already got migratory headaches. Tell me that the 256 00:12:37.399 --> 00:12:40.799 saxophone really that bad. Kingsy bed even the cats on 257 00:12:40.879 --> 00:12:44.279 the back fences, leaving you why he went to my docim. 258 00:12:44.480 --> 00:12:46.799 Yeah, Well, what did the doctor prescribe gave me? 259 00:12:47.000 --> 00:12:49.799 Well, he agreed that if listening to that saxophone plan 260 00:12:49.960 --> 00:12:51.799 was giving me the headache and ruining my health, that 261 00:12:51.960 --> 00:12:53.879 I all do something about it. Cause he give me 262 00:12:54.000 --> 00:12:56.799 some pills for a sedative. I call him a Phoeno 263 00:12:56.879 --> 00:13:01.440 barber Pool or something like that. How the work I 264 00:13:01.519 --> 00:13:03.720 had to work no good? The boarder wouldn't take them. 265 00:13:05.639 --> 00:13:07.840 I tell the boys, I threw that bumot. But Southphi 266 00:13:07.879 --> 00:13:09.799 won't limit. She thinks he's charming, you know. Of course 267 00:13:09.840 --> 00:13:11.679 they come to the table with a clean T shirt 268 00:13:11.720 --> 00:13:16.759 on for something or what that Well, I can't even 269 00:13:16.840 --> 00:13:19.320 though South Fire wants him there. It's even to me 270 00:13:19.600 --> 00:13:21.480 like that. Well, the husband ought to be the boss 271 00:13:21.519 --> 00:13:23.720 of the house, and you ought to figure out somewhere 272 00:13:23.720 --> 00:13:25.639 of getting that man out of that. I don't want 273 00:13:25.639 --> 00:13:27.840 to get messed up in it, but I feel that way. 274 00:13:28.080 --> 00:13:30.120 But I got a wrong along fellow. So long, so long? 275 00:13:31.679 --> 00:13:31.919 You know? 276 00:13:32.000 --> 00:13:34.480 And what am I said about being the boys? Give 277 00:13:34.480 --> 00:13:36.879 me how I did watch that game? It well, south 278 00:13:36.919 --> 00:13:39.159 Fire owner took the board in to get money. Now, 279 00:13:39.159 --> 00:13:40.840 if I was to get a job and bring him 280 00:13:40.919 --> 00:13:43.000 some money, I would be the boss of the house again, 281 00:13:43.000 --> 00:13:45.039 I could throw the fello out no matter what she said. 282 00:13:45.200 --> 00:13:48.440 Holy smoke, you're gonna take a job. You must take 283 00:13:48.519 --> 00:13:49.799 that saxophone even worse than. 284 00:13:49.759 --> 00:13:50.320 I fush you it. 285 00:13:52.480 --> 00:13:54.080 But I got a hangle on him. Look here, I'll 286 00:13:54.080 --> 00:13:56.519 go down to the government unemployment office and have him 287 00:13:56.559 --> 00:13:58.080 given me a job for a couple of months as 288 00:13:58.080 --> 00:14:01.039 an executive. Then I'll quit this and then I'll be 289 00:14:01.120 --> 00:14:02.759 eligible for the unemployment insurance. 290 00:14:02.759 --> 00:14:06.039 Again, King Fish, I'll go with you. 291 00:14:06.480 --> 00:14:09.320 This is a rare thing, seeing you asking for workers, 292 00:14:09.399 --> 00:14:10.519 like seeing a totally. 293 00:14:10.240 --> 00:14:20.960 Click yeah, uh say, and the unemployment man say to 294 00:14:21.039 --> 00:14:22.840 sit right here at this desk and he be right 295 00:14:22.879 --> 00:14:24.240 back to interview him for the job. 296 00:14:24.320 --> 00:14:24.519 Yeah. 297 00:14:24.559 --> 00:14:26.600 Well, you know he might give you a secretive job 298 00:14:26.639 --> 00:14:27.759 of that if you play the thing right. 299 00:14:27.960 --> 00:14:30.000 Yeah, well, I say, wait a minute, he'll come to fellow. 300 00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:33.120 Now, all right, mister Stephens, as I understand it, you wish. 301 00:14:33.000 --> 00:14:34.600 Him point Oh yes, it does. 302 00:14:34.679 --> 00:14:34.840 Right. 303 00:14:34.840 --> 00:14:38.039 I'd like to have some dignified position, uh, in keeping 304 00:14:38.200 --> 00:14:40.000 with my stationery in life. That's what I'd like to have. 305 00:14:41.440 --> 00:14:44.000 Now, mister Stevens, how recently if you work what was 306 00:14:44.039 --> 00:14:44.759 your last job? 307 00:14:44.879 --> 00:14:46.600 Well, now, let me think, Uh, it was only a 308 00:14:46.639 --> 00:14:51.240 short time ago. My last job. Don't quite record what that. 309 00:14:51.360 --> 00:14:53.000 Job was now, I remember Kingfish. 310 00:14:53.279 --> 00:14:54.519 It was driving a horse car. 311 00:14:57.639 --> 00:14:59.120 You have to excuse miss the Brown. Yeah, he was 312 00:14:59.120 --> 00:15:00.879 thinking about my grandpa. Oh, that's what he was in there. 313 00:15:01.440 --> 00:15:02.559 Or what was your last job? 314 00:15:02.679 --> 00:15:05.559 Well, just for example, two years ago, I got three 315 00:15:05.639 --> 00:15:08.639 hundred and fifty dollars from the Eureka Mammoth Furniture Company. 316 00:15:08.960 --> 00:15:09.639 Furniture company. 317 00:15:10.080 --> 00:15:10.919 That was your salary? 318 00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:13.080 Uh I think it was. 319 00:15:13.279 --> 00:15:14.240 No, it wasn't, Kate. 320 00:15:14.559 --> 00:15:17.120 Don't you remember you were sleeping in the alley behind 321 00:15:17.159 --> 00:15:19.279 that factory and one of the trucks backed over your foot. 322 00:15:21.960 --> 00:15:23.720 I had a big job at the time still, and 323 00:15:24.200 --> 00:15:25.960 all of us vice presidents took a nap out there 324 00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:26.399 in the alley. 325 00:15:27.200 --> 00:15:27.320 Oh. 326 00:15:27.399 --> 00:15:28.559 Now getting back to this job. 327 00:15:29.200 --> 00:15:31.480 You got something from me? Uh, well, like something like 328 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:33.559 in a bank or maybe the Federal Reserve, you know, 329 00:15:33.679 --> 00:15:35.759 something counting money, A good at that kind of stuff. Well, 330 00:15:36.120 --> 00:15:37.519 you didn't think it was two more talents. 331 00:15:37.960 --> 00:15:40.039 Well, I've just been looking over the list of jobs here, 332 00:15:40.080 --> 00:15:42.120 mister Stevens, and I see one I think would stick 333 00:15:42.159 --> 00:15:43.759 your talents to a teat and fine? 334 00:15:43.879 --> 00:15:46.919 Or what is it. It's over New Jersey picking berries. 335 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:49.000 Picking burs. 336 00:15:49.000 --> 00:15:50.919 Well, now just a minute, most I got kind of 337 00:15:51.000 --> 00:15:52.639 a bad back, and I'm gonna tell you about my 338 00:15:52.759 --> 00:15:54.600 back too. You know, I bend over, like every time 339 00:15:54.639 --> 00:16:00.600 I bend over, my sake, Alia Jack pops out, Oh Joe, Joe, 340 00:16:00.720 --> 00:16:04.039 some time of thing pop third, twenty thirty feet o 341 00:16:04.240 --> 00:16:04.879 us two days to. 342 00:16:04.879 --> 00:16:08.799 Find at once. Well, if that job doesn't shoot you, 343 00:16:08.879 --> 00:16:10.720 here's one running a freight elevator on a. 344 00:16:10.799 --> 00:16:13.240 Night shift freight olevator on nights ship. 345 00:16:13.679 --> 00:16:14.879 Well, now about that job. 346 00:16:15.159 --> 00:16:18.440 I can't stand being closed in a small players like elevator. See, 347 00:16:18.480 --> 00:16:20.600 I got what they call the close staphobia. That's what 348 00:16:20.679 --> 00:16:23.240 I got. Well, I tell you, mother, you better forget 349 00:16:23.240 --> 00:16:25.039 about that one. Uh just a minute. 350 00:16:25.080 --> 00:16:26.519 Here there's another job here. 351 00:16:26.600 --> 00:16:29.480 You might handle a cleaning job, standing on a ladder 352 00:16:29.519 --> 00:16:30.399 and washing walls. 353 00:16:31.960 --> 00:16:34.000 Well, I couldn't take that lot of job neither. 354 00:16:34.440 --> 00:16:35.159 I went's wrong with that? 355 00:16:35.279 --> 00:16:37.240 Don't tell me that would give your claustaphobia. 356 00:16:37.679 --> 00:16:38.039 Uh nor. 357 00:16:38.159 --> 00:16:39.840 But when I work up higher like that, I get 358 00:16:39.879 --> 00:16:40.960 to the hydrophobia that. 359 00:16:44.960 --> 00:16:46.679 King Christ, listen, what you're gonna do now? 360 00:16:46.879 --> 00:16:49.200 Well, I don't know, and uh it's gonna have to 361 00:16:50.360 --> 00:16:52.679 live with that saxophone player until I can find some 362 00:16:52.879 --> 00:16:53.440 other wheels. 363 00:17:03.159 --> 00:17:04.759 Oh, George, you finally got home. 364 00:17:05.119 --> 00:17:06.519 Why have you been well? 365 00:17:06.839 --> 00:17:08.880 I had to fight a supper with an I just 366 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:11.559 couldn't stand coming home and listening to wind it as 367 00:17:11.599 --> 00:17:14.200 even say, I don't hear no saxophone plan. 368 00:17:14.279 --> 00:17:14.680 Where is it? 369 00:17:15.039 --> 00:17:17.359 Well, I don't think you're here tonight, George. He brought 370 00:17:17.400 --> 00:17:19.480 a friend home from the office and they in his rooms. 371 00:17:19.640 --> 00:17:21.160 I reckon it must be talking business. 372 00:17:21.920 --> 00:17:26.200 Well, first good break I've had since we've been here. Well, 373 00:17:26.240 --> 00:17:28.880 I'd just like to sit down here and close my eyes. 374 00:17:35.960 --> 00:17:48.839 Now, friend's hair is something new, something sensational, and improvement 375 00:17:48.880 --> 00:17:51.160 that you'll say is the greatest ever in your kitchen. 376 00:17:51.720 --> 00:17:55.240 It's a big, gleaming two quartz self draining aluminum saucepan 377 00:17:55.559 --> 00:17:58.839 for the Baker line handle. Yes, it's self draining, and 378 00:17:58.960 --> 00:18:01.599 that means that you can parlay hot water from vegetables 379 00:18:01.599 --> 00:18:04.400 without lifting the cover, with no danger whatever of scalding 380 00:18:04.440 --> 00:18:08.920 your hands. This wonderful aluminum regal wear saucepan is yours 381 00:18:09.000 --> 00:18:11.920 for half price. If you act quickly. All you do 382 00:18:12.119 --> 00:18:15.359 is send one dollar and two rinso boxtops to Liver 383 00:18:15.680 --> 00:18:21.039 Homemaker's Club Box twenty seven, You York. That's box twenty seven, 384 00:18:21.400 --> 00:18:24.279 You York. This offer is good only in the United States, 385 00:18:24.319 --> 00:18:25.720 Hawaii and Alaska. 386 00:18:25.599 --> 00:18:27.039 And for a limited time. 387 00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:30.759 So hurry, hurry, send one dollar and two Rinso box 388 00:18:30.759 --> 00:18:34.839 stops for yourself draining aluminum saucepan right away. The address 389 00:18:35.240 --> 00:18:39.319 is Liver Homemaker's Club Box twenty seven, New York, eight, 390 00:18:39.759 --> 00:18:40.279 New York. 391 00:18:40.799 --> 00:18:42.400 Now back to Amos and Andy's. 392 00:18:54.680 --> 00:18:57.519 Oh men them two sacks of phone was blatant last night? 393 00:18:57.519 --> 00:19:01.160 I got a Doubleheadacre's mark, Come in doors open? 394 00:19:01.240 --> 00:19:04.279 Who is the He's the most the most important member 395 00:19:04.319 --> 00:19:07.000 of the comedy. It's the most intelligent, is the smallest man? 396 00:19:07.000 --> 00:19:13.200 I I I nobody much. I ain't got time to create. 397 00:19:13.359 --> 00:19:15.119 It's almost five o'clives. I wanna get back to my 398 00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:16.799 barble shop and get myself with shaved. 399 00:19:17.240 --> 00:19:19.119 Well, how come you got to get back there before five? 400 00:19:19.279 --> 00:19:21.359 I I I gotta get back there before I cold. 401 00:19:24.160 --> 00:19:26.480