Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco one
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Speaker 2: To your freaking idiots. All right, pretty cool launch. We
Speaker 2: just witnessed off the east coast the Polaris Dawn mission
Speaker 2: with four astronauts on board. Up and away successfully, the
Speaker 2: booster successfully landing on the just Read the Instructions vessel offshore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's actually the name of it. Just Read the
Speaker 3: Instruction capsule is in.
Speaker 2: Orbits with the four astronauts.
Speaker 4: That's a cool way to start the morning.
Speaker 2: Took a little bit of time and some delays, but
Speaker 2: they got the weather conditions where they had a window
Speaker 2: and up and away they went this morning. So good
Speaker 2: job there. All right, Idiotology brought to you this morning
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Speaker 2: Events, we'll see their Saturday. We'll be out there. A
Speaker 2: few weeks ago, we were talking about Pablo Escobars hippos
Speaker 2: that he introduced into Colombia. Yeah, they're about to be
Speaker 2: no more, no way. The Colombian court has ordered the
Speaker 2: culling of Pablo Escobars hippos. You know, it started off
Speaker 2: just as a couple back in the day that he
Speaker 2: brought in.
Speaker 4: And they just keep making hippo love.
Speaker 2: They have made hippo love. Now there's over one hundred
Speaker 2: of the animals roaming the country. The word vexing the
Speaker 2: locals and potentially threatening other species in the area has
Speaker 2: led to the move to cull the hippos.
Speaker 4: Now, I mean it makes sense.
Speaker 3: And again, yes we talked about a few weeks ago,
Speaker 3: probably the right thing to do if they're affecting people.
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty one, they originally said let's sterilize the
Speaker 2: hippos rather than euthanize them. That project had been proceeding
Speaker 2: slowly through last year, and I guess the most recent
Speaker 2: decision gives the Ministry of Environment three months to introduce
Speaker 2: a regulation that contemplates measures for the eradication of the species. Yes,
Speaker 2: the sterilization thing wasn't taking or not having the desired
Speaker 2: effects to the level they were opened for in how
Speaker 2: do you what do you I mean? I don't mean
Speaker 2: to be gruesome here is is this a helicopter thing?
Speaker 4: What do you mean dropping them out of the helicopter?
Speaker 2: Helicopter hunt on the ground.
Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna, I know, I thought you
Speaker 3: were gonna take them up in a helicopter and drop them.
Speaker 2: No, No, they're there. They can be mean and nasty.
Speaker 2: Is this the helicopter hunt deal?
Speaker 3: I don't think it's a helicopter hunt. I think you're
Speaker 3: just right up in a tree stand.
Speaker 2: You know, we're hippos.
Speaker 3: It's not their faults doing what they do.
Speaker 2: But to see some drug kingpin brought them into Columbia.
Speaker 3: God, I would hate to be the person that had to,
Speaker 3: you know, fix them, because what if they wake up
Speaker 3: all your time in the tubes they're cutting the nuts off,
Speaker 3: I should mention.
Speaker 2: A hippo boner. Is that is that in the horse range?
Speaker 4: Or I would say large, Yeah, figure.
Speaker 3: Girthier. I'm sure there's video. Yeah, I'm all right. I
Speaker 3: don't think I need that one showing up on there
Speaker 3: as well. I've already got the whores and everything else
Speaker 3: you talk me into. All these searches.
Speaker 2: Get some upset police officers in the UK, as some
Speaker 2: departments have introduced unisex uniforms. We got both male and
Speaker 2: female officers making complaints. The guys say that the new
Speaker 2: unisex uniforms are quote quote crushing their balls too feminine.
Speaker 2: The female officers are just as annoyed, saying there's quote
Speaker 2: an uncomfortable lack of space between the waist and the crotch,
Speaker 2: which would explain the ball crunching on the male.
Speaker 3: Side, but its effect in the ladies too, So they're.
Speaker 2: Get camelton in it. I guess that is what you're
Speaker 2: saying there in the cambltoe cop. Wow, that's gonna be
Speaker 2: a new fetish on corn Hub.
Speaker 4: I'm not searching that one an.
Speaker 2: It probably is. I know one of you will, at
Speaker 2: least one of you will let us know one way
Speaker 2: or the other.
Speaker 3: You mean actual camelto cop or just camelto or camelto cop.
Speaker 3: I mean you you can distill it right down to
Speaker 3: just about anything.
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, it's your heart desires. Just customize it.
Speaker 3: And then there's this, you know way, I gotta go
Speaker 3: back to the hippo hunt.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 4: I think for the hippo hunt.
Speaker 3: You uh, we do your helicopter idea, but you take
Speaker 3: people up and charge them. Here you go, here's your
Speaker 3: machine gun. You get five rounds and just there you go.
Speaker 3: It's hippoton hungry, hungry hippos, baby profit off it. It's
Speaker 3: gonna happen anyway. No, they're gonna do it totally legit.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 3: You know, well, they are Columbia. I'd go on it
Speaker 3: hip hippo hunt. You wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd feel a little bad.
Speaker 2: I don't know. India, we've got another fake doctor situation.
Speaker 2: An Indian doctor is being accused of causing the death
Speaker 2: of a fifteen year old boy after operating on him
Speaker 2: while watching how to YouTube video on how to surgically
Speaker 2: remove a gallbladder or gallbladder stones. Emit Pury accused of
Speaker 2: causing the untimely death of a local team by operating
Speaker 2: on him without having the proper knowledge or skills. The
Speaker 2: boys family claims they brought him to the hospital last
Speaker 2: week after he had vomited several times. He was admitted
Speaker 2: and the symptoms subsided, and doctor Perie decided that he
Speaker 2: had to operate on the boy to remove a gallstone
Speaker 2: that was causing the vomiting. After sending the teen's father
Speaker 2: away on an errand doctor operated on without the family's consent.
Speaker 3: Listen, you're watching a YouTube video. You're not cleaning a
Speaker 3: grill or something, or assembling it or fixing a part
Speaker 3: in your engine of your car.
Speaker 2: Asking other people in the surgical suite, Hey, what's this
Speaker 2: show in here? What do you see? It's that right there?
Speaker 2: Is that a spleen?
Speaker 3: Or just like the guy the other day who received
Speaker 3: he was trying to take something out and took some
Speaker 3: liver out. All right, we got some hippo people texting
Speaker 3: in ten percent hippo stuff. Uh, this is a copy paste.
Speaker 3: I'm sure. The genitals male hippos are very unique and unusual.
Speaker 3: The testicles of the male hippo only partially descend into
Speaker 3: the body.
Speaker 2: Could you do this in a mutual of Omaha's Wild
Speaker 2: Kingdom voice.
Speaker 3: I gotta remember that one. They do not have a scrotle.
Speaker 3: This makes it look like the testicles are completely invisible.
Speaker 2: Why'm not you're gonna say the size of a wrecking ball.
Speaker 3: The pin is looks like the Afel Tower. The penis
Speaker 3: also retracts into the body when it is not erect.
Speaker 3: Thank you for sending that. Couldn't find the size though.
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