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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w JRR.

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<v Speaker 2>To your freaking idiots. All right, pretty cool launch. We

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<v Speaker 2>just witnessed off the east coast the Polaris Dawn mission

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<v Speaker 2>with four astronauts on board. Up and away successfully, the

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<v Speaker 2>booster successfully landing on the just Read the Instructions vessel offshore.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's actually the name of it. Just Read the

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<v Speaker 3>Instruction capsule is in.

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<v Speaker 2>Orbits with the four astronauts.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a cool way to start the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Took a little bit of time and some delays, but

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<v Speaker 2>they got the weather conditions where they had a window

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<v Speaker 2>and up and away they went this morning. So good

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<v Speaker 2>job there. All right, Idiotology brought to you this morning

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<v Speaker 2>by Pittmasters and porters coming up this Saturday in Mount Torra.

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<v Speaker 3>This is gonna be fun man, a good time. Hopefully

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<v Speaker 3>we'll see you out there. Get your tickets ahead of time.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just go to our website all the infos there

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<v Speaker 3>w j r R dot com. They're picking the the

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<v Speaker 3>contestants this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh for the part the element of the event that

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<v Speaker 2>is the tailgate cookoff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but if you're looking for tickets again in advance,

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<v Speaker 3>they're just twelve bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>What does it have.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously hitmasters and pores, beer, bourbon, bacon and barbecue. You

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<v Speaker 3>got everything out there, So your tickets w j r

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<v Speaker 3>R dot com slash.

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<v Speaker 2>Events, we'll see their Saturday. We'll be out there. A

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<v Speaker 2>few weeks ago, we were talking about Pablo Escobars hippos

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<v Speaker 2>that he introduced into Colombia. Yeah, they're about to be

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<v Speaker 2>no more, no way. The Colombian court has ordered the

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<v Speaker 2>culling of Pablo Escobars hippos. You know, it started off

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<v Speaker 2>just as a couple back in the day that he

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<v Speaker 2>brought in.

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<v Speaker 4>And they just keep making hippo love.

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<v Speaker 2>They have made hippo love. Now there's over one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>of the animals roaming the country. The word vexing the

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<v Speaker 2>locals and potentially threatening other species in the area has

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<v Speaker 2>led to the move to cull the hippos.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, I mean it makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>And again, yes we talked about a few weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 3>probably the right thing to do if they're affecting people.

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<v Speaker 2>In twenty twenty one, they originally said let's sterilize the

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<v Speaker 2>hippos rather than euthanize them. That project had been proceeding

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<v Speaker 2>slowly through last year, and I guess the most recent

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<v Speaker 2>decision gives the Ministry of Environment three months to introduce

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<v Speaker 2>a regulation that contemplates measures for the eradication of the species. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>the sterilization thing wasn't taking or not having the desired

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<v Speaker 2>effects to the level they were opened for in how

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<v Speaker 2>do you what do you I mean? I don't mean

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<v Speaker 2>to be gruesome here is is this a helicopter thing?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean dropping them out of the helicopter?

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<v Speaker 2>Helicopter hunt on the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you were gonna, I know, I thought you

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<v Speaker 3>were gonna take them up in a helicopter and drop them.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, they're there. They can be mean and nasty.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this the helicopter hunt deal?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it's a helicopter hunt. I think you're

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<v Speaker 3>just right up in a tree stand.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we're hippos.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not their faults doing what they do.

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<v Speaker 2>But to see some drug kingpin brought them into Columbia.

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<v Speaker 3>God, I would hate to be the person that had to,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, fix them, because what if they wake up

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<v Speaker 3>all your time in the tubes they're cutting the nuts off,

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<v Speaker 3>I should mention.

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<v Speaker 2>A hippo boner. Is that is that in the horse range?

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<v Speaker 4>Or I would say large, Yeah, figure.

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<v Speaker 3>Girthier. I'm sure there's video. Yeah, I'm all right. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't think I need that one showing up on there

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<v Speaker 3>as well. I've already got the whores and everything else

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<v Speaker 3>you talk me into. All these searches.

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<v Speaker 2>Get some upset police officers in the UK, as some

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<v Speaker 2>departments have introduced unisex uniforms. We got both male and

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<v Speaker 2>female officers making complaints. The guys say that the new

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<v Speaker 2>unisex uniforms are quote quote crushing their balls too feminine.

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<v Speaker 2>The female officers are just as annoyed, saying there's quote

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<v Speaker 2>an uncomfortable lack of space between the waist and the crotch,

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<v Speaker 2>which would explain the ball crunching on the male.

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<v Speaker 3>Side, but its effect in the ladies too, So they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Get camelton in it. I guess that is what you're

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<v Speaker 2>saying there in the cambltoe cop. Wow, that's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>a new fetish on corn Hub.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not searching that one an.

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<v Speaker 2>It probably is. I know one of you will, at

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<v Speaker 2>least one of you will let us know one way

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<v Speaker 2>or the other.

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<v Speaker 3>You mean actual camelto cop or just camelto or camelto cop.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean you you can distill it right down to

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<v Speaker 3>just about anything.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, yeah, it's your heart desires. Just customize it.

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<v Speaker 3>And then there's this, you know way, I gotta go

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<v Speaker 3>back to the hippo hunt.

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<v Speaker 2>I think.

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<v Speaker 4>I think for the hippo hunt.

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<v Speaker 3>You uh, we do your helicopter idea, but you take

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<v Speaker 3>people up and charge them. Here you go, here's your

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<v Speaker 3>machine gun. You get five rounds and just there you go.

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<v Speaker 3>It's hippoton hungry, hungry hippos, baby profit off it. It's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna happen anyway. No, they're gonna do it totally legit.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, well, they are Columbia. I'd go on it

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<v Speaker 3>hip hippo hunt. You wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'd feel a little bad.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. India, we've got another fake doctor situation.

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<v Speaker 2>An Indian doctor is being accused of causing the death

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<v Speaker 2>of a fifteen year old boy after operating on him

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<v Speaker 2>while watching how to YouTube video on how to surgically

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<v Speaker 2>remove a gallbladder or gallbladder stones. Emit Pury accused of

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<v Speaker 2>causing the untimely death of a local team by operating

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<v Speaker 2>on him without having the proper knowledge or skills. The

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<v Speaker 2>boys family claims they brought him to the hospital last

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<v Speaker 2>week after he had vomited several times. He was admitted

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<v Speaker 2>and the symptoms subsided, and doctor Perie decided that he

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<v Speaker 2>had to operate on the boy to remove a gallstone

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<v Speaker 2>that was causing the vomiting. After sending the teen's father

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<v Speaker 2>away on an errand doctor operated on without the family's consent.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, you're watching a YouTube video. You're not cleaning a

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<v Speaker 3>grill or something, or assembling it or fixing a part

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<v Speaker 3>in your engine of your car.

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<v Speaker 2>Asking other people in the surgical suite, Hey, what's this

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<v Speaker 2>show in here? What do you see? It's that right there?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a spleen?

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<v Speaker 3>Or just like the guy the other day who received

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<v Speaker 3>he was trying to take something out and took some

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<v Speaker 3>liver out. All right, we got some hippo people texting

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<v Speaker 3>in ten percent hippo stuff. Uh, this is a copy paste.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure. The genitals male hippos are very unique and unusual.

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<v Speaker 3>The testicles of the male hippo only partially descend into

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<v Speaker 3>the body.

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<v Speaker 2>Could you do this in a mutual of Omaha's Wild

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<v Speaker 2>Kingdom voice.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta remember that one. They do not have a scrotle.

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<v Speaker 3>This makes it look like the testicles are completely invisible.

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<v Speaker 2>Why'm not you're gonna say the size of a wrecking ball.

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<v Speaker 3>The pin is looks like the Afel Tower. The penis

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<v Speaker 3>also retracts into the body when it is not erect.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for sending that. Couldn't find the size though.

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<v Speaker 2>He again. You know it's a team effort here on

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