Speaker 1: Well, well, what do you want your stand more right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we want a picture of your mom's boobs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what your mom has the sweetest tubes ever? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: totally want to suck your mom's tits.
Speaker 3: Good week, kick Ass. Welcome to going down to South Park,
Speaker 3: the podcast where we always have our sales of time,
Speaker 3: and this week we're going all the way back to
Speaker 3: preschool Andando and I am guy.
Speaker 4: Yes, welcome back to uh yess the happiest days of
Speaker 4: your life?
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you and call your preschool days. My earliest
Speaker 3: memory ever is my dad driving me to preschool and
Speaker 3: it was a road rage thing where I just remember
Speaker 3: him to yell nat you're good or something like that. That's
Speaker 3: my earliest memory is being out in the front of
Speaker 3: the BP petrol station out in Karia waiting at the
Speaker 3: lives and this guy going for a red light and
Speaker 3: Dad yar, Natte you're good.
Speaker 4: I guess we need to define what preschool actually is.
Speaker 4: I mean, is it kindergarten.
Speaker 3: Trip so we call it daycare? So daycare, then you
Speaker 3: have kindergarten in Australia, then you have school. So we
Speaker 3: had daycare, then we had kindergarten. I have memories of kindergarten.
Speaker 3: I remember sort of. I think what it is is
Speaker 3: we have a family. You know, your family always those
Speaker 3: couple of family video tapes and when you were a
Speaker 3: little kid, like a montage. It's like you push record
Speaker 3: and they'd stop and then they record another day and
Speaker 3: it's all just on one videotape. We have like the
Speaker 3: family video and one of them is at Easter weekend
Speaker 3: or Easter week at kindergarten. I think because I can
Speaker 3: watch those videos, it almost like it triggers those memories. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I can remember, like the big slide where you
Speaker 3: watch the video and it's all ohn s now is
Speaker 3: with kids kindergartens, I wonder. But back then there was
Speaker 3: just this giant slide, no sides on it, and just
Speaker 3: kids going down left front stand and falling off the side,
Speaker 3: banging heads and it's just like having an absolute ball.
Speaker 3: Kids were crying, but they got over it sure, you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: it just falling down banging their heads like, ah, you
Speaker 3: know what, there's a giant slide on going back up.
Speaker 3: We made a tougher stuff. I didn't really have preschool
Speaker 3: as such.
Speaker 4: I don't recall any sort of daycare yeah, okay, prior
Speaker 4: to kindergarten, I do recall kindergarten, and I understand I
Speaker 4: was a bit of a Romeo. I was sort of
Speaker 4: macking on the Murray sisters quite a bit, Caitlin and Samantha.
Speaker 3: This clarriage as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah again, and yeah, certainly the early years of school.
Speaker 4: But yeah, no, no preschool, no daycare for me. I
Speaker 4: think I was just the apple of my mother's eye
Speaker 4: being tended to at home. Before that I was sent
Speaker 4: out in the big wide world.
Speaker 3: Or you had your four older sisters, mum rat home.
Speaker 3: You were the baby of the family, correct, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: how I ended up the way I am pretty much.
Speaker 3: One thing I did not do at preschool was start fires.
Speaker 3: Understandable but good for you. You get a gold star,
Speaker 3: get a little elder stamp. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think I might have started my share of fires
Speaker 4: when I was little. Not in a param maniacal kind
Speaker 4: of way. But you know kids have curiosity about fire,
Speaker 4: don't they.
Speaker 3: Yes, I was always scared of fire. I think I
Speaker 3: ever started a fire just because I'd seen in Australia
Speaker 3: it's always bush fires, and you think, don't any small
Speaker 3: fight can become a big one. You sort of. You
Speaker 3: taught that living in Australia, so I just never really
Speaker 3: had the fascinatve of fireworks. And I had a couple
Speaker 3: of mates who would get like crackers and stuff, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't want a part of this. This
Speaker 3: is going to end badly. I always had just a
Speaker 3: fast I'd light a machine. That's pretty interesting actually, and
Speaker 3: then either guy that the ants on fire. Oh no,
Speaker 3: I never do that. And I was always a friend
Speaker 3: to our animal friends, so even insects. Yeah, I think
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 4: I think I've said the story once that I was
Speaker 4: in the kitchen lighting matches as a little boy. Does
Speaker 4: I think I was in single digits at this stage? God,
Speaker 4: I hope I was. If I was above the age
Speaker 4: of ten and still lighting fires, then i'd probably again
Speaker 4: like trend boy hat in Juvie. But lit it and
Speaker 4: I thought it was out and I threw it into
Speaker 4: the bin and it caught something in the bin and
Speaker 4: the bin started to go up a little bit, like
Speaker 4: oh boy, this got out of my control real quick.
Speaker 4: I don't like this scenario here. It's like I think
Speaker 4: I just end up grabbing glass of water.
Speaker 3: I throw it in there and is this is like that,
Speaker 3: I wa ski forever what could have been?
Speaker 4: Absolutely, Yeah, that's kind of like, okay my ease back
Speaker 4: on the Yeah, fire is not that intoxicated.
Speaker 3: You should have just whipped it out and we on it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I wasn't as I wasn't as quick thinking as the
Speaker 3: boys here. Apparently that's a game that people play as fire.
Speaker 3: And I've never been inclined to pull my my you
Speaker 3: know what out in front of my mates and compare
Speaker 3: and it's like sword fights and stuff when you wing,
Speaker 3: you know, you see step brothers and whatnot. Parents. I
Speaker 3: never did that. Never did that, not the ural or
Speaker 3: anything like that. I never like pulled it out and
Speaker 3: compared either. It was just like, you know, mine's mine.
Speaker 3: I would never do that, you know why. I wouldn't
Speaker 3: want to be found blacking. They do you want to
Speaker 3: make it when I was feel bad? That's correct, That's
Speaker 3: exactly what I meant. No, I don't think I ever
Speaker 3: did a whole lot of compare and contrast either.
Speaker 4: When it came to you know, the older parts pieces,
Speaker 4: just knew yours was the best pretty much. Yeah, it's yours.
Speaker 3: There is no comparison, so there is no substitute, not.
Speaker 4: A winger comparison kind of guy, and certainly Yeah. Look,
Speaker 4: I think if you've had a few at the pub
Speaker 4: and you're next year, you made it the ural you
Speaker 4: might do.
Speaker 3: But I never ever did that. Okay, I think your
Speaker 3: mate wasn't part of it. You just just did it.
Speaker 3: That's correct. Stop stop that, mister Davis. Yeah, but the
Speaker 3: boys certainly did. Yeah, they certainly did. Yeah. So this one,
Speaker 3: in this episode here Preschool, I really liked it because
Speaker 3: I feel like we've season eight so far, it's been great,
Speaker 3: but most of the episodes have sort of felt like
Speaker 3: they've got a theme or a message social commentary of
Speaker 3: some kind. This one didn't feel like I had any
Speaker 3: of that. It felt very much Early South like, where
Speaker 3: it was just the boys get themselves into predicament and
Speaker 3: get themselves out of it with throwing. Throwing in some
Speaker 3: sci fi pop culture references as well, so you get
Speaker 3: the Kate Fear reference in the Star Trek reference as
Speaker 3: well with this clarage. So I really liked it for
Speaker 3: that in that regard. Yeah, Yeah, just a lot of
Speaker 3: fucking around, Yea. It was just fun. It didn't have
Speaker 3: to have not every episode has to have a theme
Speaker 3: behind it or a message. It's just I mean, the
Speaker 3: message could be that you should be facing your if
Speaker 3: you make mistakes in the past, face them, own them,
Speaker 3: and learn from them.
Speaker 4: They make that fairly explicit with Shelley. Shelley, Yeah, I
Speaker 4: was about to call a stace. I'm like, no, that's
Speaker 4: Dando system.
Speaker 3: Only a mum's got to going on. Everyone's a photo
Speaker 3: of her, mum's boobs and noise shit out of me.
Speaker 3: Great great songs, sounds of Wayne. Oh yeah, fantastic. It's
Speaker 3: made fairly explicitly what she says. You know, you've got
Speaker 3: a face up to what you did. You have to
Speaker 3: confess and all this, which you do in all it
Speaker 3: really is good. You don't have to, but you should. Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's generally good for the soul. But then people who
Speaker 3: say that are usually ones who have never committed such
Speaker 3: a horrific crime in the past. It's like, I can
Speaker 3: understand why the boys, but boys being boys, they're still kids,
Speaker 3: why you would not want to own up to us, Like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I've gone so long with getting away with this. Yes,
Speaker 3: that's true. I just if Tread's not on the scene,
Speaker 3: I'm fine with this. One. No one's asking questions about it.
Speaker 3: Poor miss Clarridge going to spend the rest of her
Speaker 3: life as she is. Yes, but if you're not talking
Speaker 3: to Miss Claigs, you're not seeing Miss Clarridge. It's just
Speaker 3: like that's gone on. Absolutely, Yeah, which is not the
Speaker 3: right way, But I can understand why you'd be like, well,
Speaker 3: if I've gotten away with it and I don't have
Speaker 3: to confront Miss Claridge anymore and have it in my
Speaker 3: face and Trent's locked up, I'm free clean slate exactly right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but mostly yeah, this episode is just the boys
Speaker 4: messing around, Yeah, getting into scrapes, getting into misadventures, all
Speaker 4: that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: It's pretty much just a parody episode Cape it is
Speaker 3: it is, which is good.
Speaker 4: I would to jump ahead a little bit, not just
Speaker 4: this episode, but way into the future right now. I mean,
Speaker 4: we talked recently about, you know, the series return of
Speaker 4: South Park, and it's Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: Parody or satire or whatever. There have been a couple
Speaker 3: of episodes since then. No one's talking about them, no,
Speaker 3: and I must confess I'm not that interested to watch them.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure I'll catch up with them eventually,
Speaker 3: but it feels like I was just what South Park does.
Speaker 4: Now I'm just kind of rare. I mean, good on
Speaker 4: them for doing so. I mean, if anyone deserves to
Speaker 4: be called out, it's the current Potus because he seems
Speaker 4: like a bit of a train wreck.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, it's like, I'm assuming there.
Speaker 4: Are good jokes in here, because I trust Parker and
Speaker 4: Stone in that regard. But at the same time, it
Speaker 4: just feels like this is really just a delivery system
Speaker 4: for political satire slash social messaging. And I don't mean
Speaker 4: to say, oh, Jaju's gone woke. I'm not saying that.
Speaker 4: It's just like and I'm not even saying south Back's
Speaker 4: noting I feel like homework. But it's feeling a bit like,
Speaker 4: I hope that you're not prioritizing saying something over cracking jokes.
Speaker 3: Well, this episode here is a good comparison for that
Speaker 3: kind of episode as well, for the for the Trump
Speaker 3: one that came out the season premiere season twenty seven,
Speaker 3: pretty six anyway, the latest one in twenty seven, I
Speaker 3: believe where if you don't, if you are in the know,
Speaker 3: if you don't, if you don't know anything about US
Speaker 3: politics at the moment or the Paramount Deal, which is
Speaker 3: Nikola Nikola, she knows, she knows about Tump, but she's
Speaker 3: not into us politics. She's not. She has no idea
Speaker 3: about the Paramount Deal, what's going behind the scenes. Most
Speaker 3: people wouldn't be right. We live in that world, so
Speaker 3: it feels like everyone should know and just does know.
Speaker 3: It's not that when that's what we talked about fractioning,
Speaker 3: how everything's fractured now and have you live in your
Speaker 3: bubble of what you enjoy and everyone that is in
Speaker 3: that bubble enjoys it as well. And because you live
Speaker 3: in there, when you step out, not until Easter, but
Speaker 3: you go, oh, it's really insignificant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's not a whole lot of stuff going on
Speaker 4: at the moment, certainly in the world of art and
Speaker 4: culture and entertainment. Yeah, but that everybody is across. I mean,
Speaker 4: it seems like even the average normy would kind of
Speaker 4: if you said, hey, did you hear that Taylor and
Speaker 4: Travis got engaged, they might go, oh, yeah, because everyone
Speaker 4: a lot of people are talking about that.
Speaker 3: But that's what I'm trying to say is that this
Speaker 3: episode here is a great episode to compare because this
Speaker 3: one here you can put on twenty five years later,
Speaker 3: and you don't have to have known what was popular
Speaker 3: at the time, what was in the news at the time.
Speaker 3: It's just four kids who are getting come uppance for
Speaker 3: lying in the past about this boy, Trent Boye. And
Speaker 3: you don't even have to have watched Cape Fear. I
Speaker 3: haven't seen Cape and you.
Speaker 4: Certainly don't have to know about the well, the fact
Speaker 4: that Miss Claridge's wheelchair or her ambulatory device is basically
Speaker 4: ripped off from the regar subject.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I wouldn't have known that,
Speaker 3: you know, if I hadn't an episode of The Menagerie
Speaker 3: Christopher Pie he got the same sort of scars, is
Speaker 3: in the same device, Yes, one beaper is yes, two
Speaker 3: beachers no, that kind of thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but no, you don't have to know any of this.
Speaker 4: It's basically just yeah, kids versus bullies, kids versus a
Speaker 4: bully or kids afraid of a bully.
Speaker 3: And the episode Cape Fear, which you are the biggest
Speaker 3: fan of Simpsons, right, I love that episode, not the
Speaker 3: rate gig particular, really liked the episode. Like SiO episodes,
Speaker 3: that episode isn't popular because it's a Cape Fee parody. No,
Speaker 3: that episode is popular because it's just a really fun
Speaker 3: funny episode. Absolutely, And they took the story of Kate
Speaker 3: Fee and applied to the Simpsons, which are the best parodies,
Speaker 3: the ones that work without knowing the source material.
Speaker 4: And I mean Kate Fee is not necessarily that original story.
Speaker 4: I mean, no, no, of course, yeah, of course version
Speaker 4: from the early nineties as a remake of a nineteen
Speaker 4: sixties Yeah, but even then, that's kind of a pretty
Speaker 4: basic plot about you know, a criminal. It feels he
Speaker 4: was hard done by by his attorney and seeks revenge.
Speaker 4: It's just straight revenge.
Speaker 3: Out of prison, He's going to get revenge. Yeah, he
Speaker 3: said that cap Fee is pretty fucking good movie, of
Speaker 3: course is going to be well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Danara and Nick Nold, jessicating young Juliet lewis great
Speaker 4: support cast.
Speaker 3: And it's just one of those film that's on my
Speaker 3: list of honestly, it's top ten for movies I know
Speaker 3: I have to see and I just have not done
Speaker 3: it yet. Should I watch that over Jaws too tonight?
Speaker 3: You've got that doesn't like it? Is?
Speaker 4: It is pretty nasty. It is pretty mean spirited, Okay,
Speaker 4: I mean there's some really feel bad after watching it.
Speaker 4: You feel like I've been put through the ring. It's
Speaker 4: been a while since I've watching because it's not exactly
Speaker 4: feel good viewing. It's a really good movie, yeah, really
Speaker 4: well made, well acted.
Speaker 3: As gorsees. He does that though, does that very well.
Speaker 4: It's kind of it's a really sort of nasty, pulpy thriller.
Speaker 4: And if you're in the movie that kind of thing,
Speaker 4: then yeah, Barman's have at it. But h B warn going,
Speaker 4: it's like, holy shit, there's some really nasty stuff in this.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The thing about this episode two is that you're
Speaker 3: watching it right and you feel like you should be
Speaker 3: rooting for the boys, But when you really break it down,
Speaker 3: they're the villains. They fucked over Tread and I was
Speaker 3: continuing to focus and it's they deserve their comuppets and Tread.
Speaker 3: It's not like getting out revenge because he just wants
Speaker 3: to hop. It was like, I just want to get
Speaker 3: some come up and for what you gotta put me
Speaker 3: through and then we're clean slate. Yeah, I want to
Speaker 3: even out the legend. Yeah, that's exactly I was. Fully
Speaker 3: deserve revenge isn't the best. Two wrongs don't make it right.
Speaker 3: But you understand why Trent's like, I just want to
Speaker 3: give you a wet Willie. Then we're even oh, I'll
Speaker 3: forgive you, we'll move on. But they can't even accept that.
Speaker 3: They will not accept fate. They they don't want it.
Speaker 4: I think they'll be getting more than the wet will
Speaker 4: I think they'll be getting some of the other nasty
Speaker 4: punishments that are doled out.
Speaker 3: But this episode was just so much fun in that
Speaker 3: regard where it just felt like, Oh, I don't have
Speaker 3: to try and think of, oh, what's the message here?
Speaker 3: It was just twenty two minutes of dumb South Pike fun. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and sometimes that's all you want. Did you have any
Speaker 3: favorite moments from the episode?
Speaker 4: I like when Yeah, Trent is out of out of
Speaker 4: Juvie and Butter's is the first person he tracks down,
Speaker 4: and he's been forced outside by his parents who just
Speaker 4: don't want him inside it all because he's so scared
Speaker 4: and so worried. But he's outside, he's trying to calm
Speaker 4: himself down, but he's doing a very scared version of
Speaker 4: his Apple the song.
Speaker 3: You've Got are you saying? Sound like trying to like
Speaker 3: it's like he's go to my happy Place. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: he's drying and sort of garments down on examples. I
Speaker 3: thought that was great.
Speaker 4: I think when they we mentioned the two main sort
Speaker 4: of pop culture references that have come up, and this's
Speaker 4: the Star Trek Star Trek and KP when the kids
Speaker 4: go to see the sixth graders to get protection. Have
Speaker 4: you ever heard of a movie called My Bodyguard?
Speaker 3: No, I know the Bodyguard, not My Bodyguard.
Speaker 4: This is My body Guards from like the early eighties.
Speaker 4: I remember seeing it at the Village twin and Geelong
Speaker 4: back in the day.
Speaker 3: Earli role for Matt Bridge Cinema. That's correct, early role
Speaker 3: for anckname Chris Makepeace. Have you ever heard of him?
Speaker 3: He was, Yeah, he's one of those guys, one of
Speaker 3: those eighties that guy sort of We watched a movie
Speaker 3: what do we watched a couple of days ago. It
Speaker 3: was we're just looking through like Netflix or something, and
Speaker 3: it was The Client. I think it was called Jones
Speaker 3: film totally Jonson s Sara. I'm watching this and I'm
Speaker 3: going this movie is just filled with that guy's Oh absolutely,
Speaker 3: like so many. I was like, it's that guy, it's
Speaker 3: that guy, it's it's her. I'm like, yeah, I couldn't nange. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it's like these guys are all faces for my childhood.
Speaker 3: They're all there's just been in so many movies.
Speaker 4: It's the great thing about Yeah, movies from that era
Speaker 4: in the two thousands as well, I mean not so
Speaker 4: much these days.
Speaker 3: I mean certain certain, but that guys anymore, aren't they
Speaker 3: well certain.
Speaker 4: Rereador has got the clout to pull it off, because
Speaker 4: I mean, if you're a well known working actor, you
Speaker 4: can probably ask for a little bit more than just
Speaker 4: you know, the daily rate. You can say, you know,
Speaker 4: I've been in this, this, this, this and this. You know,
Speaker 4: how about you pay me scale plus you know, and
Speaker 4: the way the system is set up these days, like no,
Speaker 4: I think we don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't think we need to do that. But you
Speaker 3: look at it, you look at you look.
Speaker 4: At Yeah, a movie like The Client or Roland Emmerick
Speaker 4: movies were really great for this, like Independence Day and
Speaker 4: The Day after Tomorrow and twenty twelve that way way
Speaker 4: way down the cast list of like you know, the
Speaker 4: personal will be like they're like the present Secretary of
Speaker 4: Defense or something.
Speaker 3: It's like somebody that's that guy from Twin Peaks or whatever.
Speaker 3: It's like, Wow, they actually spend a bit of money
Speaker 3: and spent a bit of time casting. That's fantasy. It's
Speaker 3: funny because we're watching watching me at the moment. And
Speaker 3: what's his name from? Yeah, the main green doctor Anthony,
Speaker 3: but he's he's the assistant for Susans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, my bodyguard start.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: This guy Chris Makepiece, who was a bit of a
Speaker 4: sort of a proto Michael J. Fox stup, you know,
Speaker 4: fresh face old Google and what you talk Yeah, Adam
Speaker 4: Baldwin from Firefly, Serenity and a bunch of other stuff
Speaker 4: earlierle for Matt Dylon and some other.
Speaker 3: People make peace. Okay, yep, oh yeah, yeah, how are
Speaker 3: you talking about? Yeah, yeah, you would have said a
Speaker 3: very very memorable face this guy. Yeah yeah, good little actor.
Speaker 3: That's good, little actor. I just remember as being this
Speaker 3: sort of a young actor.
Speaker 4: Basically, this kid goes to a new school, he's targeted
Speaker 4: by this bully and he's like, oh god, this guy's
Speaker 4: going to make my life miserable. Luckily, there's an even
Speaker 4: bigger guy who's like, oh yeah, that guy's a psycho.
Speaker 3: I don't have anything to do with them. I like,
Speaker 3: you killed his dad or something like that. He's a legend. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: and he's like the most fearsome kid in school. And yeah,
Speaker 3: our hero goes, I'll pay you twenty bucks a week
Speaker 3: or whatever.
Speaker 4: This is nineteen eighty dollars to be my bodyguard. So
Speaker 4: this guy doesn't fuck with me, and they form a friendship,
Speaker 4: and you know, the big guy gets little drawn out
Speaker 4: of the shell.
Speaker 3: You learn about ways so sort of were drawn and
Speaker 3: so angry and all that stuff. It's really really good.
Speaker 3: It's a very.
Speaker 4: Very early eighties movie, and it feels kind of gritty
Speaker 4: but also very sweet. Yeah, probably on tub. Everything's on
Speaker 4: TV these days. I went on TV there and.
Speaker 3: I said, holy shit, there's so much here. Shout out
Speaker 3: to Tube the pod. Ye be a friend of the pod.
Speaker 3: Everything's free. Oh yeah, you got to watch an ad
Speaker 3: or two. But I don't mind watching ads anymore. If
Speaker 3: she's free. I don't know. We're going back to where
Speaker 3: we were, buddy, that's true. We had to go back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's a but I was reminded of that
Speaker 4: when they first go to see the boys first, who
Speaker 4: were riding their bikes around everything, that this is a long,
Speaker 4: very long and drawn out way of saying that I
Speaker 4: loved that the sixth grader had a T shirt with
Speaker 4: his own faces.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that as well. The leader. I really
Speaker 3: liked the preschool designs. They just had little one had
Speaker 3: like a I can't exactly what they were now, but
Speaker 3: each had this little logos on their shirt, just to
Speaker 3: signify little kids. You know, kids you have to wear
Speaker 3: theme shirts. Maybe that's sort of a sign of the
Speaker 3: sixth grader. This guy is an idiot, hasn't grown up.
Speaker 3: He's still a little kid. Good they're having his own
Speaker 3: face in his shirt. He's fantastic.
Speaker 4: That great And also just the deal that they that
Speaker 4: they cut with the sixth graders, well, the initial one
Speaker 4: was like, here's it's a twelve pack.
Speaker 3: Twelve I've got a twelve pack of Dr Pepper shoots
Speaker 3: and letters. Only played three times, I only used three times.
Speaker 3: That's probably a trivia question. Harry Potter and the Coop
Speaker 3: on for free fries with any deluxe burger purchase at
Speaker 3: Red Robin. I've just got the reason I love this
Speaker 3: because this feels like what would four boys would genuinely
Speaker 3: raid from home. You get something, I'll get something. What
Speaker 3: board game don't I want anymore. Absolutely well, I'm raiding
Speaker 3: the fridge for this, for the Doctor Peppers a great
Speaker 3: little treasure. When they turn it down, I was like,
Speaker 3: what what do you mean? And finally you would be
Speaker 3: way too young for this. But using Madonna's sex Book
Speaker 3: as a reference, I know exactly what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but I mean you you had only been a little
Speaker 3: kid when it came out. I've just known. I've looked
Speaker 3: back to this and gone, diggity damn it, what are
Speaker 3: we doing here?
Speaker 4: It was incredible when it came I mean, and I
Speaker 4: don't just mean because wow, but I mean the fact
Speaker 4: that it was so mainstream. I mean it was in
Speaker 4: bookshops there, it was wrapped in place it couldn't really
Speaker 4: open it, although some you'd go to, like the bookstorenge
Speaker 4: along and someone would invariably have like stuck in a
Speaker 4: little pocketknlf or something.
Speaker 3: Open it up and yebees and more, because it was
Speaker 3: a pretty jutch up to it. You've bought it, you
Speaker 3: stained it, you bought it. Yeah, but I mean it
Speaker 3: was pretty explicit. But the thing of it was as well,
Speaker 3: She's the biggest star in the world basically, oh yeah, who.
Speaker 4: Weekly Magazine it's not as big a deal now as
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 3: Then, but I mean it was like weekly, Who's weekly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like the weekly magazine of like what's
Speaker 4: going on in the world of yeah, well yeah, it
Speaker 4: wasn't just sort of arts and entertainment. Also, I had
Speaker 4: like his the news story or whatever, but they printed
Speaker 4: like actual explicit pictures from in it, like this is something.
Speaker 3: You can get off the supermarket job. It's next to
Speaker 3: the TV GUIDEA. Well, there's Madonna's pubes.
Speaker 4: I didn't expect, but yeah, the fact that they were
Speaker 4: using the sex book, so there's what boobs look like.
Speaker 3: Yes, I love in that. It's just the rest of
Speaker 3: that episode, the pronunciation of boobs, bibs, bibs, bib bib
Speaker 3: It was like the same pubes, but they're the best.
Speaker 3: And it just makes sense for six grades to want
Speaker 3: to see a kid's boom's boobs, like the sen her
Speaker 3: at school, like she's the hot mum. I want to
Speaker 3: see her pubes. I knew she had a heart wreck.
Speaker 3: Was that one kid he goes, I'll tell you what,
Speaker 3: it's second of titties and and these days like dude week,
Speaker 3: oh god.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was always funny, but you, mainly because it
Speaker 4: was so out of bounds to be sort of like
Speaker 4: when you're young and dumb and just you know, wanted
Speaker 4: to sort of rill up your made. So then sort
Speaker 4: of talking about your mom's so hot or or sisters,
Speaker 4: sisters are off limits.
Speaker 3: Well you knew, you knew that, Yeah, the sist mom
Speaker 3: was hot when you mat didn't make jokes about it,
Speaker 3: because they made jokes about It's like, oh, the joke
Speaker 3: is that she's not really And then when they make jokes,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, they don't make jokes like, oh, ship,
Speaker 3: they're talking about it when I'm not around.
Speaker 4: The joke is either you're so horny that you will
Speaker 4: go but just about anyone, or you know she's just
Speaker 4: not or she's so nice that it just be ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like not my mom.
Speaker 4: She's like, would you like some rice? Crispy s get
Speaker 4: it stuck on your beers there? Because I had one
Speaker 4: friend at school, well, no, I had friends at school,
Speaker 4: but I had one friend at school whose mum was
Speaker 4: like and none of it, none of us ever said, hey, redacted,
Speaker 4: your mum is so hot, but we're all like was
Speaker 4: a friend Stacy. No, Essentially that but it was kind
Speaker 4: of like that. Yeah, the mum's got it going on
Speaker 4: very much.
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Speaker 2: Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Speaker 3: Right trivia time. My first question for you is how
Speaker 3: many crayons were in the pack that Trent was given
Speaker 3: back once he'd left juviy Oh damn it. It was
Speaker 3: an eight pack, eight pack of crayons with au crayon sharpener.
Speaker 4: Right again, another sort of well, it's not really a
Speaker 4: shout out to anything in particular.
Speaker 3: But that's that's Blues Brothers.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I think there's so there's a lot of yeah,
Speaker 4: a lot of movies where someone either is getting bailed
Speaker 4: out of out of the police station, out of amand
Speaker 4: or they're being released from jails, like he's all your
Speaker 4: bloggings and it gives an indication of like, yeah, you're
Speaker 4: a bit of a bad ass or whatever. You came
Speaker 4: here like half a pack of Lucky Strakes zippoo later sunglasses.
Speaker 3: Switch believes, Oh, boy, I know everything about this person.
Speaker 3: But it's like he's got crayons and there's something else,
Speaker 3: kitty and it was like a knife. It's like kill
Speaker 3: all my views or some ship like that.
Speaker 4: Speaking of Trent Boyet, when we see him, we see
Speaker 4: tattoos on both of his arms as he's leaving. What
Speaker 4: is on his left arm?
Speaker 3: One of them says, no, no, something, No? Is that
Speaker 3: the one is that? The one? Is that the one?
Speaker 3: Or is it the other one? The vengeance is it's
Speaker 3: the second one, you see. So the first one's vengeance
Speaker 3: saith my lord or something. The second one is no Ah, forgive,
Speaker 3: never forgive. It's never forget for ye okay, because maybe
Speaker 3: you'll forget about this because yes. One next question for
Speaker 3: you is what is the name of the pet store
Speaker 3: that Miss Clary's drives into. Oh it's not because that's rhinoplastic.
Speaker 3: It's pets. You love pets. You love that you, Well,
Speaker 3: we do love them, we do. I only have one
Speaker 3: more places they come in here and destroy you. That
Speaker 3: is today. Do you want to do? You want to
Speaker 3: talk about that? Just real quickly. That's I don't get
Speaker 3: angry at the cats anymore. I've just accepted my face.
Speaker 3: It's like cats are going to be cats, man, cat.
Speaker 4: I have one more question, one more trivy question. One
Speaker 4: of the ingredients of a Texas chili.
Speaker 3: Bowl, so it is Tabasco sauce, a telephone, and something
Speaker 3: to do with the anis it's just as Yeah, And
Speaker 3: I looked up the meaning of it, and apparently this
Speaker 3: was something that was just created by South Park. There's
Speaker 3: all these different meanings and it's like what people their
Speaker 3: interpretation of what it could be. I don't ever want
Speaker 3: to go down that road. That's true.
Speaker 4: There are one or two in here that oh yeah,
Speaker 4: that's something you hear about from the playground, like the
Speaker 4: wet Willy and things like that.
Speaker 3: But yeah, or actually Polish bike rides another one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think I've got two different definitions of that. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: One one was so ridiculous that it doesn't make sense
Speaker 3: because it's it's something you do to a female doesn't
Speaker 3: make any sense. The other one was just forcing someone
Speaker 3: to ride a bike without seat on it. That's a
Speaker 3: Polish bike ride.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think there might be a joke about that as well. Yeah,
Speaker 3: basically I think butters his anus is in trouble. He
Speaker 3: did not look well after that peating from Trent. Oh boy,
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Speaker 3: bet you're exhausted. Bag full, bag could always be. There's
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Speaker 3: you buy a packet of potato chips crisps as they
Speaker 3: call them overseas, and you open it up and it's like,
Speaker 3: this shit's only are full. That's stringflation. What the hell? Yeah,
Speaker 3: but there's more room in the bag. Yeah, more cheesy poops,
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Speaker 3: are about to right now of Preschool, which originally aired
Speaker 3: on November tenth, two thousand and four. The top three
Speaker 3: films at the US box office when this episode aired,
Speaker 3: Number three still the Grudge, Number two we got Ray,
Speaker 3: and number one. The film that debuted this week was
Speaker 3: The Incredibles. Ah fantastic movie. Yeah, are you be? The
Speaker 3: best Pixar film of the last twenty years. It's my favorite.
Speaker 3: Credit too is good as well. Yeah, I think Toy
Speaker 3: Story two gives a good run for its money. I
Speaker 3: was sorry too. Is a film I did not appreciate
Speaker 3: enough until I was older. Yeah, I never liked I
Speaker 3: only gone to the movies and watching Toy Story two
Speaker 3: and going I don't really like this at all? Didn't
Speaker 3: I didn't obviously I was a nerd, but I didn't
Speaker 3: get the collector aspects to the story. Yeah, rather two
Speaker 3: is in there as well. Also, I've never watched that's great. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've heard great things. Yeah. Both directed by Brad Bird
Speaker 3: of the Simpsons fame. It might be a bit of
Speaker 3: a hot take here because I know that everybody loves up.
Speaker 3: I think everybody loves the first ten minutes up, or
Speaker 3: at least holds it very dear to their heart. There's
Speaker 3: a lot of good stuff afterwards, but I think everyone
Speaker 3: remembers the first five minutes. Yes, it is a really
Speaker 3: really good movie, and the kids used to watch it
Speaker 3: all the time. I remember it always. I think it
Speaker 3: affects you because you just those first five minutes are
Speaker 3: probably the most beautiful thing picks I've ever done. I think, Yeah,
Speaker 3: can you think of a better five minutes of animation ever?
Speaker 3: Even the Simpsons? That is the I think the peak
Speaker 3: of animation. Oh yeah, it's brilliod. Yeah, it's really it's
Speaker 3: just it's life in a nutshell, and it's something that
Speaker 3: everyone can if you've if you ever ever been in love, Oh,
Speaker 3: you can't watch that and not just break down, correct,
Speaker 3: But yes, I just think The Incredible is yeah, is
Speaker 3: a great movie. And apparently they're making number three now,
Speaker 3: so so I have heard. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 4: I mean, this is the only time I'll feel bad
Speaker 4: for the MCU, because they're all doing it right. They're
Speaker 4: not exactly hurting for cash anyone anyone affiliated with that?
Speaker 3: Is it best to be here? A movie of all time?
Speaker 4: Incredibles, well, Fox and now Disney. I keep trying to
Speaker 4: bring the Fantastic Four to the screen. I haven't watched
Speaker 4: First Steps, the ones that's just come out.
Speaker 3: I don't have any need to.
Speaker 4: No, I mean, I feel like this will shop on
Speaker 4: Disney Plus later and then I'll be happy to.
Speaker 3: Check I watch twenty five minutes of it and then
Speaker 3: get back to the rest of it. At some point.
Speaker 3: Quite possibly they already made the perfect Fantastic Four movie
Speaker 3: with the Incredibles. I think you said that, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: So anytime that you try to bring the Fantastic four
Speaker 3: to the screen is kind of like plus Incredibles. Incredibles
Speaker 3: has the ability with the animation as well, so they
Speaker 3: can do things that you can't really do in live action. Absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, well, they can do wonderful things with computers.
Speaker 3: Incredibles is just better. It is, it really is, and
Speaker 3: debut at number one and deserve it to stay there
Speaker 3: for a couple of weeks as well. All right, so
Speaker 3: the episode written and directed by I'm assuming Trey Parker,
Speaker 3: that is correct. Yes, it says Dante Alexander played young
Speaker 3: Stan marsh Skylar James Sandak as young Butter's stotch. Dante Alexander,
Speaker 3: like they don't have Oh was he the kid? He
Speaker 3: think I won the contest to voice the character? Well
Speaker 3: there was alex No, Dante Alexander is an actor. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: but you remember what I'm talking about when alex you're right,
Speaker 3: my mum, my dad. That's why I'm getting Alexander. I
Speaker 3: think alex from that now, he's just an American actor
Speaker 3: from New York and his voice few characters in South
Speaker 3: Park from primarily those which appeared in season eight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well, yeah, I mean we can talk about
Speaker 4: this and now I feel like but I mean, apparently
Speaker 4: this episode started as according to as Perer Wikipedia, an
Speaker 4: idea for a spinoff title South Park Kids.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm glad they didn't do that so much. Yeah
Speaker 3: that would have really the jokes run to the ground
Speaker 3: within the first minute of them being on screen. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: absolutely like the designs of them, like I said, with
Speaker 3: the preschool shirts and Kenny's with the scarf over his
Speaker 3: face and whatnot. But seeing a what three year old
Speaker 3: cartman making dude jokes to Kyle just didn't work. No,
Speaker 3: I didn't play it didn't work at all. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: watching this going, oh this really and it shouldn't really
Speaker 3: work either as eight year olds, but just watching a
Speaker 3: preschool or do it just felt so forced.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, yeah, this is apparently this is on the supposedly
Speaker 4: on one of the on the commentary for this episode,
Speaker 4: they talk about that, which you can track down if
Speaker 4: you have the means and the wear with all.
Speaker 3: Where did you see that? On the wiki page page.
Speaker 3: I can't find anything about the TV show in production either.
Speaker 3: The children's sensors swear. He's not actual swear. He has
Speaker 3: been stead men at words of words like big dummy,
Speaker 3: That's why I was wondering about that clause. I went,
Speaker 3: what's what the census? Because I've got the Young Cup version.
Speaker 3: I was like, why is it censored? I tried to
Speaker 3: find another version, like, no, that joke being is not
Speaker 3: actually saying swear words. Yes, so starters an idea for
Speaker 3: a titled south Park Kids here that would have been
Speaker 3: And ye I'm glad because the south Park as a whole,
Speaker 3: the brand would have not suffered, but it would have
Speaker 3: been tarnished. Remember that time they tried South Park Kids? Yeah,
Speaker 3: no one needs that. Why do you think they would
Speaker 3: have They would have even attempted that because Muffa Babies worked.
Speaker 3: Muffa Baby's like eight nine seasons out of it, But
Speaker 3: Muppet's South Park Kids. No, Like it's it's funny enough
Speaker 3: for them being eight year old saying this ship three
Speaker 3: year old. Absolutely No, I don't want it. I don't
Speaker 3: need it. I'm glad we don't have it. Yeah. Then
Speaker 3: there was a rat school and it starts off it's
Speaker 3: just sort of under all the bansterer of kids. Whatnot?
Speaker 3: You hear Clyde saying it's man from Atlanta's with web fingers.
Speaker 3: Who is Patrick? Yes, yes, who they've named Jack before. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but well here's the leg of scuzzle butt from one. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Are you familiar with Man from Atlantis? Oh I do,
Speaker 3: I am, actually I looked it up. But just another
Speaker 3: nod to a seventy sci fi show. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I remember watching this as a little kid thing where
Speaker 3: men from there. That's your kid. It just sounds like
Speaker 3: a cool place. But I don't think it's that interesting.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, just this what supposedly advanced civilization that's sunk
Speaker 4: into the ocean and he exists at the bottom.
Speaker 3: Of the sea or whatever. Because there was that Disney
Speaker 3: movie Atlanta's the Lost Empire. Yeah, I never saw it.
Speaker 3: I remember looking at it going, this just does not
Speaker 3: look fun to me. It looks silly. Yeah, I've had
Speaker 3: it's great.
Speaker 4: I think it might be, Okay, I sort of vaguely remember.
Speaker 4: I think it's in the vein of something like Titan
Speaker 4: Ae or Treasure Planet, all those movies that sort of
Speaker 4: came out the Treasure Planet. Good to watch it, not
Speaker 4: long ago. Treasure Planet's not bad. Yeah, okay, I started
Speaker 4: to rewatch it on Disney Plus not long ago. All right,
Speaker 4: then again, I think twenty five minutes and it's like,
Speaker 4: I got that stuff to do. I know it's going
Speaker 4: I know what's happening here, and I'm an adult.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean it was nice to hear a
Speaker 3: shout effort. Yeah, you mean leated with the whip thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but this is where stand walks in and he's just
Speaker 3: he has to interrupt himself. I've got to tell you something.
Speaker 3: You got to tell you something, guys, and he announces
Speaker 3: that Trent boy Yette has gotten out of Juvie after
Speaker 3: five years. He's finally gotten out after the horrific crime
Speaker 3: from back in the day. We don't know what it
Speaker 3: is just yet, but they're all terrified. The name just
Speaker 3: sends chills down the stade and you play the music
Speaker 3: que and whatnot. Carton walks past. How you guys going
Speaker 3: t cool? Yes, And he's the meanest, dirtiest, toughest kid
Speaker 3: in the world who's super pissed off and us that
Speaker 3: trompo yet, Yeah, that's the one, and butters are stressed
Speaker 3: out as well. He says he's going to go run
Speaker 3: and hide, So he leaves school and hides and says, mate,
Speaker 3: maybe he's forgiven us. Maybe it's been so long he's forgiveness.
Speaker 3: They were only in preschool at the time, So then
Speaker 3: we get the flashback to South Park kids. I love
Speaker 3: first of all that they they're saying, what the meanest
Speaker 3: toughest kid in school? What he's like? Little guy? Remember
Speaker 3: how Yeah, but size doesn't matter. It's all attitude. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: I mean not even his side, but just at that age,
Speaker 3: like the toughest kid when you're eight years old, Yeah,
Speaker 3: probably not that tough. I mean, yeah, I think they
Speaker 3: did a good job of making him come across this
Speaker 3: just visually as the tough kid. Tough kids just have
Speaker 3: that demeanor to them. Yes, the haircut or whatnot, but
Speaker 3: the little junkyard dog and usually sort of frown. You're
Speaker 3: making the kids say, uncle, just beating me with the
Speaker 3: hammer and what not. Woo do you see what?
Speaker 1: Do you know how to start a fire? Sure?
Speaker 3: I burned lots of stuff.
Speaker 1: Start one, the I'm gonna put it out.
Speaker 3: We're firemen.
Speaker 1: Do you you know how to put out a fire?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll play.
Speaker 3: Fireman all the time.
Speaker 1: Don't worry Trent. All right, fine, hey, fellows, you'd better
Speaker 1: be careful. Shut out pleasers. We know what we're doing,
Speaker 1: all right? Then, wow cool cold seven bringing the fireman.
Speaker 3: Woo woo woo wooh. Clan clan clan, clan clan, come.
Speaker 1: On, fireman, put out the fire and whole clank clank
Speaker 1: clay else.
Speaker 3: We say the school, hey, put.
Speaker 2: It out, Tramp that you don't now they said they
Speaker 2: could put it out.
Speaker 3: Get back away. Now, I'm suppose we didn't get we
Speaker 3: didn't start a fire reference, but he says, and then
Speaker 3: that was it. I was like, this just felt like
Speaker 3: they were setting up a punchline there. But basically so
Speaker 3: TRD here he does something wrong by starting the fire.
Speaker 3: But he's like, but they promised they knew how to
Speaker 3: put it out exactly. You feel like he should have started,
Speaker 3: But you feel sorry for the kid. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 3: miss Clarice. Goodness, gratcies me very tough break from clarage. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: So she gets burnt horrifically. She's taken away in the hospital.
Speaker 3: When the cops us, what's going on? This boy here
Speaker 3: says that you didn't do it.
Speaker 1: No, no, no no.
Speaker 3: They just throw him under the bus and Trent boy
Speaker 3: gets taken away forever. We again, well do not have
Speaker 3: to worry. Yeah, I did, like the police sort of
Speaker 3: pretending to like tussle it and describing them. But then
Speaker 3: it cuts to the present time and they explain, how, look,
Speaker 3: we can't tell our parents that he's got nag's gonna
Speaker 3: because they've never been lying all this time. Kyle's always
Speaker 3: more worried about what his parents are going to say,
Speaker 3: and as opposed to what the other option is, which
Speaker 3: is getting what she kicked out of him.
Speaker 4: We've always seen the Brovlovsky parents, particularly Sheila, a little more.
Speaker 3: Punitive. Well, this is when Kyle, I think these kid says,
Speaker 3: my mum's gonna break my legs. But miss Claire, she
Speaker 3: goes by, and what would you call that machine? It's
Speaker 3: almost like an iron lung kind of thing, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It's a combination Beata device or the Davros device from
Speaker 3: Doctor Who. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah, and Kyl's again says,
Speaker 3: maybe Trent's forgotten about it cuts the Trent getting out
Speaker 3: of prison, prison, looking very ready to kill somebody. He's
Speaker 3: got tattoos, vengeance his mind. Say, if the Lord never forget,
Speaker 3: gets given all of his stuff that you had when
Speaker 3: he went in, which is the creole eight pack of
Speaker 3: a sharpener, a pair of plastic round tip scissors, one
Speaker 3: marble blue, one switchblade knife with kill or portrayers on
Speaker 3: the side black. And he asked, where you going, kid,
Speaker 3: and he said, I've got some business dick care of.
Speaker 3: Then we cut the butters. He's hiding in his room
Speaker 3: in the dark, in the corner.
Speaker 4: I love it when people getting out of jail say
Speaker 4: shit like that, we should keep this guy. Give me
Speaker 4: in the oven a little while longer, ready to let out.
Speaker 3: But Butter's is hiding now in his room. His parents
Speaker 3: knocking the door. They say, you case like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: finding someone to stay in here. And we've all been
Speaker 3: through this, was like, well, he's obviously hiding, but I'm like, mom,
Speaker 3: I'm happy inside watching TV. Oh yeah, don't you know
Speaker 3: your reason? An indoor kid? Go out, go outside and play.
Speaker 3: I love when they met the front door. Butter's play
Speaker 3: play you. This is honestly me without ginger cat crash.
Speaker 3: He goes outside, but here's the wind. He runs back inside.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I just throw him outside closed and I'm like,
Speaker 3: you're a cat, get out there and be a cat.
Speaker 3: This is your natural habitat. Go outside and frolic. Yeah,
Speaker 3: go go run in the grass. Climb some fences, get
Speaker 3: into trouble, your little shit ed. But then he is
Speaker 3: where Butters is out the front, looks over the road
Speaker 3: and he sees trend and you would ship pant. Oh god,
Speaker 3: that's like a Michael Meyer scene. Have you ever heard
Speaker 3: the story about You're Aware of Nightmare on Elm Street.
Speaker 3: I'm assuming I know what that.
Speaker 4: Apparently where's Craven? When he was very young, he was
Speaker 4: in his room and he looked out the window down
Speaker 4: to the street below, and there was like some disheveled
Speaker 4: old guy sort of walking along the street.
Speaker 3: Eat. Apparently this old guy could have sort of sense
Speaker 3: that young Wedd's Craven was up and his window looking down.
Speaker 3: He sort of looked up at him, the old going
Speaker 3: home alone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and pulled a face and yeah, just a scared
Speaker 4: little weds crave and little west Grab sort of ducked away, and.
Speaker 3: Then he looks back up and the guy's still there
Speaker 3: and pulls another and pull the face again, like what
Speaker 3: a lord? And I didn't believe this fucking guy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just doing this to scare this little kid. So that
Speaker 3: would sound like a fun time for the old guy though, right,
Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, I always prefaced my stories would say,
Speaker 3: I'm proh, I'm sure we've heard this one before. When
Speaker 3: we lived in England back in nineteen seventy nine, I
Speaker 3: was about nine years old when we got there, and
Speaker 3: for the first couple of weeks or so, we were
Speaker 3: staying in I guess a bed and breakfast while we
Speaker 3: were sorting out our house. And I don't know if
Speaker 3: this kid, who would have been maybe five or six
Speaker 3: years older them, which would have made him like a
Speaker 3: mid teenager, was the kid of the people who owned
Speaker 3: the bed and breakfast. He said he was watching you. Well, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: he told this story. Yeah, and he kind of had
Speaker 3: a he scheduled. Yeah, he probably wasn't weird at all.
Speaker 3: You just screamed in his face. And right off didn't
Speaker 3: screamed in his face. I mean because I was I
Speaker 3: was outside playing around. I was like, I was like but.
Speaker 4: And yeah, I just playing, just playing by myself, which
Speaker 4: I was prying to do. And also they won't know
Speaker 4: whether kids around anything like that. But I looked up
Speaker 4: and yeah he was. He was looking at the window
Speaker 4: and he sort of had like a weird leer on
Speaker 4: his face, like the joker or something. Literally went ah,
Speaker 4: ran of because yeah, he had a very pale face,
Speaker 4: black hair. You were Damien Omen two of course, Yeah,
Speaker 4: he looked a bit like Damien Omen took.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that kid's a really good actor, by the way,
Speaker 3: Like I like Damien Omen too, but that's what he
Speaker 3: looked like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, black hair almost sort of combed Hitler style and
Speaker 4: just a pale face, and he was sort of like and.
Speaker 3: He was probably there's nothing sinister about it a friend.
Speaker 4: No, he probably thought, look at this sweet little Austraian
Speaker 4: kid frogging around in the snow, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Just like, ah, you fucking weirdo ran out of there.
Speaker 3: Oh man. So yeah, that kid never forgot that moment.
Speaker 3: They kid never got that. Now he's probably like, never
Speaker 3: went outside again. I just wanted to make a friend,
Speaker 3: anti social forever. Um, why did kids scream in my face?
Speaker 3: It's your teeth show horrible? Speaking of I said, it's
Speaker 3: very much not Michael Myers. The scariest scene for me
Speaker 3: in Halloween one is when she looks at the window
Speaker 3: and he's just standing in the washing and it's just
Speaker 3: back and he's gone. I'm like, that is there's nothing,
Speaker 3: no special effects there, It's just dud standing in the
Speaker 3: in the washing, it scares of ship out of me.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and before that as well, when she's walking down
Speaker 4: the street and you know where it seems standing in
Speaker 4: front of the.
Speaker 3: Carmena Lord. Yeah, yeah, indeed knows how to make movies.
Speaker 3: Trent goes over there, and I'm watching this going I
Speaker 3: wonder if Trent's going to get there and say, look, Butters,
Speaker 3: I know you made a mistake. I know it wasn't
Speaker 3: your idea. Blah blah blah blah blah. No, cust the
Speaker 3: butters fucked up great line in there. I was like,
Speaker 3: I can't stand here and scream like that. I'm going
Speaker 3: upstairs because the pairs here scream yeah, I'm going upstairs
Speaker 3: and leave him to it. So cut the butters. In
Speaker 3: hospitals just love that. It's so not a few to
Speaker 3: visit Butters. And the kids are staring at him like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's gonna be us next. What happened to him? Doctor?
Speaker 5: From the test results, it would appear your child was
Speaker 5: tortured by a bully. He received a massive snuggie He's
Speaker 5: underwear pulled up so high it nearly killed him. He
Speaker 5: also received two Indian sunburns on his forearms, Charlie horse
Speaker 5: on the thigh, and a second degree titty twister, and
Speaker 5: from the damage to his head area, it appears he
Speaker 5: was also given a swirly class woman. It also looks
Speaker 5: like he received a nuggie and a Polish bike ride.
Speaker 3: What's that? We aren't sure.
Speaker 4: We only know that there is no cure Indian sunburn.
Speaker 4: We never referred to them that Chinese Chinese burn.
Speaker 3: We call him. We've discussed this day. Every country just
Speaker 3: has their own name, racist name or something.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, because I mean, I can't recall an Asian
Speaker 4: person ever giving me using the the Chinese burn.
Speaker 3: That not at all. It's a great torture though, I mean,
Speaker 3: are a great sort of bullying device. It's not not.
Speaker 4: Do you think the kids out there or the listeners
Speaker 4: out there know what a Chinese burn? Should we explain?
Speaker 4: Do kids get physically abused anymore? Is it just emotionally
Speaker 4: it's just psychologically and emotionally tormented. Yeah, twenty four to seven.
Speaker 3: But their parents cry and they blame themselves. The boys
Speaker 3: are worried. What are we gonna do? Kyle thinks the
Speaker 3: mum's reactions is gonna be worse, So he said we
Speaker 3: can't tell my mum stands as we just need to
Speaker 3: get protection. And it's where Carmen says, what are we
Speaker 3: supposed to do with condoms? And I've gone I feel
Speaker 3: like we've established in the past that yes, they are learned,
Speaker 3: these kids, right, but just things like condoms, can't really
Speaker 3: wouldn't know what it is they need to go. What
Speaker 3: are we do with condoms? It just feels out of character,
Speaker 3: just feels like they usually they do a good job
Speaker 3: of having them do this wacky, outlandish shit but still
Speaker 3: keep them as kids. Yeah, he's eight, you know. We
Speaker 3: we record on or whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we record an episode of four Thing Discount earlier
Speaker 4: today with Daniel Connell, Yeah, stand up comedian, and we
Speaker 4: talked about Home of the Smithers. Very good episode, but
Speaker 4: something I mentioned was that it had just great traditional
Speaker 4: sitcom gags and there that would fit into just about
Speaker 4: any classic sitcom, just.
Speaker 3: Real good one liners.
Speaker 4: And this feels like an attempt to sort of do
Speaker 4: that kind of thing, that whole we need protection, we
Speaker 4: need carnons, but it feels like the bad version of
Speaker 4: that kind of joke.
Speaker 3: I felt that joke might work better if Butter said
Speaker 3: it because can'tan being the idiot in that regard. I
Speaker 3: don't know, I'm not used to can't remember being the
Speaker 3: idiot when it comes to knowing things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or just conflating protection and condoms.
Speaker 3: Because this gig, this gag works for someone who plays
Speaker 3: the innocent character because he's too innocent to no. I
Speaker 3: guess that's not that's not it either. Just felt it's
Speaker 3: a very good gag. Yeah, it wasn't really that great,
Speaker 3: was it.
Speaker 4: It doesn't feel it doesn't feel south Park in me.
Speaker 4: It just feels like sort of like something here on
Speaker 4: Caroline and the City or the single guy Caroline.
Speaker 3: In the City. That's the show. I've known it for
Speaker 3: a while. What's another one from that time, kar in
Speaker 3: the City, who was the one that had the naked truth? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 3: we like that one. Yeah. Going Down to South Park
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Speaker 3: We come for a commercial down the six Gras is
Speaker 3: riding their bikes being goofballs by the lake. The boys arrive,
Speaker 3: six Gus try to intimidate them. They say, what do
Speaker 3: you want? What are you doing in their area? They
Speaker 3: say they want protection and they offer them in return
Speaker 3: at twelve they said, twelve pack Doctor Pepper's Shoots. The
Speaker 3: Letters game used three times. Harry Potter two DVD and
Speaker 3: I Keep on for free fries with any Deluxe Burger
Speaker 3: purchased at Red Robin.
Speaker 4: Do you remember the subtitle of Harry Potter too in
Speaker 4: a Chamber of Secret? That's great, Jason, Well, I knew
Speaker 4: was that it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. I'm just throwing a question out there.
Speaker 3: I've never seen. I can tell you what they called
Speaker 3: Quinto over the next Chamber of Secrets. I know there's
Speaker 3: Prisoner of Azkaban. There is is actually I can't tell
Speaker 3: you the more for Goblet of Fire. Goblet of Fire.
Speaker 3: That's one with Pattinson okay, five three, a prisoner prisoner okay,
Speaker 3: Chamber of definitely hollows is that one? Hello's definitely definitely,
Speaker 3: Hello is the last because I've never seen them. I've
Speaker 3: seen the first one. Actually you got half blood prints
Speaker 3: in there and the Order of the Phoenix or the Phoenix.
Speaker 3: All right, that's the newest one, isn't Isn't it that
Speaker 3: the one they made that could play for No, no, no,
Speaker 3: that's part of the I don't see the freecasts or
Speaker 3: the cast of the TV show. Yeah, people are ranting
Speaker 3: about it, and I'm like, well, this is just this
Speaker 3: is always going to happen. It's not your Harry Potter anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 3: You've got your Harry Potter. Go and enjoy it or not.
Speaker 3: But then they say they want more, and what do
Speaker 3: you want? We want a picture of your mum. We
Speaker 3: want a picture of our boobs and the bubes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: un totally want a second. Man's tears weak. But it
Speaker 3: has to be a good pitch too, and Cartman says, well,
Speaker 3: it looks like we have to get an neked photo.
Speaker 3: Stands Mum, like, imagine being in this situation. It's like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to be killed. But the alternative is
Speaker 3: to take a photo of my mom's boobs and have
Speaker 3: all the six Traders looking at it like a lose
Speaker 3: lose situation.
Speaker 4: I think actually taking the pit well, I mean because
Speaker 4: you've got to try and take it secretly and that's
Speaker 4: work good like doing that, yeah, first of all, but
Speaker 4: its imagine it busted by your mum taking a picture of.
Speaker 3: Her with her chef. That's long term trauma.
Speaker 4: That's like wait and then then well yeah, then everything
Speaker 4: unravels to explain, oh well, I needed to.
Speaker 3: Give it to the six those who will protect us
Speaker 3: because we said, you know, see one fine, and we
Speaker 3: set Trent Boyant to ju you fucked. It's funny here
Speaker 3: now because Nicoli used to like walk around with like
Speaker 3: nothing on kind of thing in front of Alliott, right right,
Speaker 3: but the thing is now Elliott he's seven and a half.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like, I think it's in that age
Speaker 3: now where I don't think this is appropriate anymore. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're probably right, but we've got friends who their kids
Speaker 3: are like ten, they're still walking around with nothing on it,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, more power to you. But I just
Speaker 3: feel like, I know, just it just feels when boys.
Speaker 3: Because Elliot started to notice no girls. Now he talks
Speaker 3: about how he's got crushed on this girl and whatnot.
Speaker 3: You probably named the girl but we won't name names
Speaker 3: and of their kids. But like he's got he's got
Speaker 3: crushes on girls and this that and girlfriends. I just think,
Speaker 3: you know, boobs are probably something he's just going to
Speaker 3: just naturally sure discover soon kind anything and be attracted
Speaker 3: by hardwired into your system.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's just in a lot of cases, Nicholas,
Speaker 3: just like, yea, maybe I shouldn't just have nothing in
Speaker 3: front of it anymore, Like is that weird? But he's
Speaker 3: only seven and a half, But it just feels like
Speaker 3: maybe he's at that age. No, I think I.
Speaker 4: Recall, you know, you mentioned that I grew up in
Speaker 4: a house with four sisters and a mum. They were
Speaker 4: going to be occasion when I when I was that age,
Speaker 4: when I was like.
Speaker 3: Hey, put it sure, what's going on there? So then
Speaker 3: we cut to Trent and he's working out very much
Speaker 3: Cape Fear with the with the bench press and whatnot.
Speaker 3: And then Miss Clarage she's just driving through town, just
Speaker 3: trying to going by her day, doing what she can,
Speaker 3: and she says she doesn't need help crossing the street.
Speaker 3: They establish the two beep things go yep, no, worries
Speaker 3: you do it by yourself. But unfortunately her battery dies
Speaker 3: while she's mid road, and now she can't answer anybody,
Speaker 3: and you have to be so cold. I'm just trying
Speaker 3: to help you. Ooh sorry, And everyone's just being really
Speaker 3: everyone think she's ignoring him. Yep. Everyone jumps a conclusion.
Speaker 3: Cars just drive around her and whatnot. Then Trent arrives
Speaker 3: at Kyle's house and I like this scene because he
Speaker 3: says it's KRL home. He's not home at the moment.
Speaker 3: He says something in the lines of sorry, thanks man,
Speaker 3: thanks for your time, man, whatever, he just walks off.
Speaker 3: I'm like, this tree kid seems respectful. Oh, sure, he
Speaker 3: just wants to get his revenge. He's not wreaking had
Speaker 3: it's not going to kill you. No, No, he's precise
Speaker 3: he's precisely targeted. Yeah, the boys now practicing how they're
Speaker 3: going to ask Sharon to be allowed to take a
Speaker 3: photo of her boobs. That cartman's got the wig on.
Speaker 2: You see, mom, All the kids at school were told
Speaker 2: to bring a picture of their mom's breast for anatomy class.
Speaker 2: I don't know soon that sounds afully strange. You cannot
Speaker 2: have a picture of Maha dress. But mom my teacher
Speaker 2: went in and note, you gotta go. But man, but
Speaker 2: mag this is hopeless. Why don't you just sneak in
Speaker 2: your mom's clout and get a picture which she's changing clothes.
Speaker 2: That's it, dude, I'm not taking a picture of my
Speaker 2: mom's boobs. No, you're not doing it either. We just
Speaker 2: have to find something that looks like boobs to take
Speaker 2: a picture of. What else has big round, squishy globes.
Speaker 3: And it's, of course Cartman's backside. And they're looking through
Speaker 3: the sex book to get ideas of what nipples look
Speaker 3: like and whatnot, and Cartman explains, well, she's been older.
Speaker 3: He go draw the nipples a bit lower. How do
Speaker 3: you know? I just know that he ain't wrong. Then
Speaker 3: Kenny draws the necklace as well, and then they return
Speaker 3: with the photo of the bubes and they fall for it.
Speaker 3: They're the hottest chits they've ever seen, they say, and
Speaker 3: they agreed to help out. Each kid just wants three
Speaker 3: minutes alone. The bushes with the photo and new she
Speaker 3: had a hot wreck. Yes, exactly right. Yeah we can
Speaker 3: be like that someday, Yeah, you will be. We come
Speaker 3: up from commercial misclarriages. Unfortunately still on the road. Just yeah,
Speaker 3: cars weaving around it.
Speaker 4: No yeah, I mean no one has taken the opportunity
Speaker 4: to or had the fourth check the maybe check the battery.
Speaker 3: Imagine being in a situation where you can't communicate. No oh,
Speaker 3: just the idea of being unable to communicate and understanding you.
Speaker 3: It's just it's God bless those people. I just can't
Speaker 3: imagine if anything worse. But so then the kids are
Speaker 3: now happy that the sixth graders are going to be helping,
Speaker 3: and they think we're safe, we're good. Now. Then they say,
Speaker 3: what's she doing in middle of the roads. Some say
Speaker 3: she's just giving up hope. And they see the bikes,
Speaker 3: or they're going in the corner and see the bikes
Speaker 3: all piled up, broken, destro and you think, oh shit,
Speaker 3: Trent's got to them. They're going to the hospital. The
Speaker 3: sixth grades are all in there with various Indian sunburnes
Speaker 3: and titty twisters. One's got a wet Willy's and the
Speaker 3: leader who is there here looking all disheveled, he's been again.
Speaker 3: He got a Texas chili bowl. But he explains to
Speaker 3: the boys here, we told him that you paid us, Like,
Speaker 3: oh no, now they know that we've tried to hire
Speaker 3: some some some muscle, so it's gonna work out terribly
Speaker 3: for them. The doctor says, I wouldn't want to be
Speaker 3: on this kid's bad side. And they think they're all
Speaker 3: dead because Trent knows that that they've been they paid
Speaker 3: the sixth graders stand says they need better help. There's
Speaker 3: any one more person left who can possibly help them,
Speaker 3: and cut to Shelley. Yes, yeah, I'm glad that Shelley
Speaker 3: got her moment as well, because Shelley is a character
Speaker 3: who is very much one note. She usually just there
Speaker 3: being angry all the time. For her to be the
Speaker 3: one to be almost like the voice of reason here,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I thought it was a nice character. Just
Speaker 3: ad a bit of substance to a character.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, you're right, and you're right about the
Speaker 4: one not thing that's it can be. When she first
Speaker 4: shot up in this, I'm like, but no, you're right
Speaker 4: for to be. Yeah, the voice of reason in this
Speaker 4: regard is yeah, refreshing.
Speaker 3: She says, I will help you as long as you
Speaker 3: go and become clarriage. Yeah, come clean, apologize, make amends,
Speaker 3: and I will help you so the car is still
Speaker 3: driving around, Miss Clarage misclaredge. The people in town are
Speaker 3: really worried about you.
Speaker 2: Look, if you're having some kind of problem, you have
Speaker 2: to be able to talk to people.
Speaker 3: Just tell us this. Do you trust that we want
Speaker 3: what's best for you?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Or no? All right, fine, but someday you're gonna have
Speaker 3: to learn to let people in. Bitch, what a hard life,
Speaker 3: Miss Clarridge has had, good at all? Not getting any better. No,
Speaker 3: it's not about to at all. Boys arrive and they're
Speaker 3: about to come clean before Trent arrives. Of cart and
Speaker 3: squeal Trent and they say, look, I've been locked away
Speaker 3: for five years? Might have been how long ally's been?
Speaker 3: Crap too? No, magical Christmas were talking proof for Trent.
Speaker 3: No trips to Afghanistan for Trent was the other one
Speaker 3: fighting stras And yeah, most of those references from what
Speaker 3: the earlier season. I just thought this felt very much
Speaker 3: like a tribute to old school South Park. Yeah. Then
Speaker 3: Carton pulls out his mum's taser. And when he first
Speaker 3: said that, thought is it's going to be a vibrator.
Speaker 3: That's what I thought it might have been. He said,
Speaker 3: you don't know how to use it. He turns on
Speaker 3: the taser, which hits Missclarridge's device charges, the battery charges,
Speaker 3: she drives into what's it called the she does into
Speaker 3: little gas shack right. I saw this as an homage
Speaker 3: attribute to King of the Hill and Judge because it says,
Speaker 3: for all your pro paine and pro pain accessories. Ah
Speaker 3: dimessed that part because they have any necessary because they
Speaker 3: have pals with my Judge of course, like Beavis and
Speaker 3: but Ed was big inspiration for South Park and whatnot.
Speaker 3: Like Mike, Judge is the man through Parking Stones's eye.
Speaker 3: So I thought this would be their little way of
Speaker 3: just paying tribute to the man. It's a little east yeah,
Speaker 3: if you know, you know, but now you know. Yes.
Speaker 3: But of course this results in everything exploding, causing Miss
Speaker 3: Claires to catch on fire. Out again and call me crazy,
Speaker 3: But just the beeps of people like her, it's her
Speaker 3: screaming no that was haunting, Like this poor woman can't communicate,
Speaker 3: She's just beaming saying no, no, no, while she's on fire.
Speaker 3: I felt so so for the woman, which is why
Speaker 3: the thing is, this poor woman is going through so
Speaker 3: much help because of these boats, and they still won't
Speaker 3: own up to it. Oh, it's a little dark in
Speaker 3: that regardless. Yeah, they drive into that. She drive into
Speaker 3: the pet store, the cat's roll clinging to her face.
Speaker 3: She eventually crashes into the fire hydrant puts the fire
Speaker 3: out at the front of Tom's run out Plassy. The
Speaker 3: cops are there again. They think Trent did it, you know,
Speaker 3: they think he was returned to finish her off because
Speaker 3: he was there when it all happened. So, Trent, you
Speaker 3: just had to finish off your old preschool teacher.
Speaker 2: No, they did it, Trent.
Speaker 3: Ms clariicge. Did Trent Boyer do this to you? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 3: take him away?
Speaker 2: Now you gotta listen to me.
Speaker 3: So Trek has taken away again. The kids think that
Speaker 3: has been fire. It's gonna be another five years before
Speaker 3: he comes back. They've fled absolutely nothing from any of
Speaker 3: this story. And they rub it in by well Cartman
Speaker 3: dropping trou and showing off that butt. Yeah, and they
Speaker 3: finally attractive and they drag him into the bushes. Bibbs, bibbs,
Speaker 3: Bibbs bibbs And at the end of preschool a really
Speaker 3: fun episode. I really really like this. Just I wouldn't
Speaker 3: say you switch your brain off kind of entertainment. But
Speaker 3: it's just it's sometimes you want something you want to
Speaker 3: say down the shallow end of it. Something funny happened
Speaker 3: in South Part that didn't require any prior knowledge of
Speaker 3: anything happening in the world at that point. In talk,
Speaker 3: A lot of the season eight episodes have been good
Speaker 3: because we lived through that time. Oh yeah. If you
Speaker 3: didn't live through that time, a lot of the references
Speaker 3: you wouldn't quite get a lot of the themes still
Speaker 3: work now in regards to my last week, yeah, we
Speaker 3: will go back, so yeah, but there's been episodes where
Speaker 3: it doesn't quite good. This as another one that's, of course,
Speaker 3: where you sort of think, if we weren't there, you
Speaker 3: might not quite get it as much. But this one
Speaker 3: here just felt very much as timeless episode of South Point.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, just some yeah. Sometimes you just want
Speaker 3: to have a little fun. Yeah, and that's what this
Speaker 3: episode provided. Having sales the time you might say, you
Speaker 3: might say that, all right, So the next episode, I've
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Speaker 3: reviewing is Quest four ratings. Looking forward to that one thing.
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