Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.
Speaker 2: I am Chris and I'm dead and my eternal punishments
to do this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell.
And I'm joined to ask always by younger brother of Satan.
Clayton road Trip, Road Trip. Clayton road Trip. Hey, Broadridrip
Beep beep, broad Trip. We're on a road trip. Yeah, yeah,
with no interviews today because we are going on vacation.
Speaker 1: That's right, we've been talking about it and all these
ad reads we're talking about the vacation we're about to
take and if you skipped them, well you're shorting us
some change, and you're also missing out on very important
Lord great exposition. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've been hinting at this.
Speaker 1: This is our Avengers Doomsday in game whatever age of Ultron, Yeah, which.
Speaker 2: We might go see if we get to the destination time,
you know, like we have an excell electure time and
we go see Doomsday.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is gonna be the epic road trip adventure.
Speaker 3: I think we're taking this thing on the road.
Speaker 1: We're still gonna be doing interview was probably out on
the wild wild West, the streets in the highways of
Hells or probably run into some visitors we got Will Smith. Well, no,
we didn't get Will Smith. He's not down here. He's
on his way though. But before we get too far
from the house. We just pulled out of the driveway.
But we got a review. Did you bring everything you need?
Are you sure you got everything? Well? I got a shirt, shoes, pants, check, check, check,
tooth throat we got to bring them too, throt, extra
toilet brushes, and then extra pair shoes. I have some
that are like sandals. Okay, well, actually, Chris, can you
throw those out? It's a little excessive, dude, because we
still got to stop and get snacks, and I think
you overpacked. You didn't need extra shoes. What are you doing? Okay, well,
we have to turn around. Is no, we don't have time,
God damn it. We want to stay on schedule. We're
already running late because somebody had to take a ship before.
Well yeah, sure it was me, but it would still
put us behind schedule. Throw those goddamn things out the window. Okay,
you just did it, so yeah, Oh it's speed bump Joe. There,
speed bump Joe, my bride, My bride. I missed that guy.
That was a great episode. Yeah, we gotta get gas.
We gotta get gas already, we're already on empty. Oh
my god.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, type it into the GPS.
Speaker 1: Prices are pretty low right now, right historically low, if
I recall, Yeah, I believe so well heading tonight, you
also insist that we have to get the highest gas thing,
the super expensive one. Well, of course, in this beast
that we're driving here, I guess we need to give
the audience a little like check in. So you know,
in the past, I've always been a PT Cruiser. Man,
it's reliable, they're great, they look awesome. But then I
got a cyber truck. What a beast. By the third
or fourth one when they stopped exploding and blowing up,
loved those things. Yeah, Chris, I don't know if you noticed,
but I have hybridized both the cyber truck and the
PT Cruiser.
Speaker 3: I've just shall we call it the PT truck or
the cybercruiser.
Speaker 2: Likes might get arrested that Chris Hansen might come and
arrest you.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, cybercruiser is the way to go. So anyways,
we're driving in my cybercruiser, but require double the amount
of gas. Yeah, Well, here's a gas station. Though you're
filling up. Might filling up? I got it. I mean
it's all the same. Okay, as you know, Hell is
on fire, so just be careful when you're putting the
gas in that you don't I think I know my
way around.
Speaker 3: Stop dropping, stop dropping, roll, stop putting.
Speaker 1: More gas on it.
Speaker 3: Drop roll, I'm I'm rolling.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, someone's got gas on their face. Okay, let's
stop monkeying around. We're putting this in the tank. Oh man, okay,
so packing list, I guess we're at the gas station
so we can load up. Do you need any snacks?
Oh my god, what do I want? Oh? We gotta
fill the hot box. Gotta put some lava in there
and keep our drinks nice and hot.
Speaker 3: So we do that. We can get those wieners on
the rollers, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, those are the exact same down here as
they are up in the earth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pulled straight from the river, dicks fresh.
Speaker 1: And then we've got whoppers. They have those in Hell too.
They're all melted though, they kind of just look like
a big square shit because they come out of the
box like that. But they're pretty good. We'll get some
of those. Send a bunch cinnabuns.
Speaker 3: Those are delicious.
Speaker 1: We can load up on those. Each one is based
off an actual sin. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've got prejudice, you've got pride. Yeah, and there's beaciality.
Oh that's a good flavor. Muh oh wow, you're devouring
that one.
Speaker 1: This one's be chocolate lab flavor. Disgusting. All right, Well,
tanks done filling up. Well, let me see can I
bum two hundred and fifty dollars? You have that on you?
Speaker 2: I guess we could maybe expense it because you know,
we're recording an episode, right, so.
Speaker 1: We are a business and business is booming, and by
that I mean exploding two to fifty dollars. That is
our budget for the year. Oh oh oh great, okay,
so yeah, but we'll make it back in spades because
people love road trip movies. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And what's better than a road trip movie a road
trip podcast?
Speaker 1: Trip podcast? That's right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. We said at
the same time, same wavelength, can you move some of
the stuff that I got packed back here?
Speaker 3: We've got to fit some room in.
Speaker 1: For some snacks. Yeah, this box is really heavy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Those are the dumbbells in case I need to pop
out a quick lift, like your entire week. Yeah, yeah,
I can't not bring that. I got that. I got
my whole wardrobe, literally the entire chest to drawers with
all my clothes. That's a lot of stuff. Yeah. This
is like your dress clothes and stuff like you need,
like all of your formal wear. Yeah. I mean, we
don't know how long we're gonna be out. We might
swing by, like the Sin City guy, might get married.
Who knows. It could be fun. Yeah, got my golf clubs,
got my cricket paddles, got my pickleball things in case
we want to do some sports, some recreational activities sports.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we haven't even told people where we're going.
We're going camping.
Speaker 1: We are going camping. Oh, it's gonna be funny, great outdoors, Chris.
You me just like forest and Bubba Gump shouldered to
shoulder back to back.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna beat the forest. But what is the
forest gout preference?
Speaker 3: So anyways, yeah, camp, it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 1: But let's pack it up. We're done at the gas station.
Let's hit the open road. All right. Nothing but what
do they call it? Like a hot cement in front
of us? Nothing but open clean that. I don't feel
so good. You're feeling roadsick?
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm just homesickness. No, missing home already, big.
Speaker 1: Just take I'm gonna pull over for a second.
Speaker 3: Okay, puver.
Speaker 1: I probably should have eaten that BC Reality cinnabun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not settling well with your stomach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think it's really gross. We really even
should make jokes about it because it's so gross of
a flavor. Oh classic, Chris. They really don't go down. Well.
Just go behind that burnt out tree, those twigs over there.
Oh no, that's coming out of both ends.
Speaker 3: That's guys.
Speaker 1: If you could imagine it, I'm seeing a tree with
brown and green like a fountain, out of both sides.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, it came out just the way it went in.
It's actually so good. I think packed that up for later.
We might need some food. I'm kind of hungry now
that barfett. I should just eat it because I don't
want to know bad.
Speaker 3: Might as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we spend money on it. We don't have a
lot of budget. Eat that cinnamon. No, it's good. I
don't see how that can go bad. And that won't
come back in on you, all righty we got to
take roots six x six and we're out of guess again,
we just got gas, Chris, Well, yeah, but how much
does your weight set way? I don't know, not much
like three tons? Three tons?
Speaker 3: Well, I had to pack all of the equipment.
Speaker 1: I couldn't just like bring a barbelle and not bring
the binch and the squat rack and the leg press.
I didn't get shoes, and you got in the abductor
and adductor machine separate. But they've performed different movements, and
you have a I could not bring the peloton Chris. Yeah,
but it weighs a ton. It literally weighs a ton. Yeah,
but what if I need to get my cardio in?
All right, we gotta stay in peak physical condition. If
we're going camping. You don't know what we're gonna encounteround
those wilderness woods.
Speaker 3: All right, I might need to fight it and protect you, Chris,
and bike away.
Speaker 1: Well, peloton, who we're gonna set up the outdoor gym
if some creature haunts him.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying we're not gonna make it. That was
one point two miles per gallon.
Speaker 3: Fine, Well, stopping at gas again.
Speaker 1: Should we get cinnebuns? If you want to go into
the gas station, get cinnamuns. Okay, Actually, do wen'ta have
gas to get back to the last gas station because
these guys are three cents more per gallon?
Speaker 3: Oh and that's a fucking ripoff.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but if you do the math on like
our mile per gallon, if we go back, it'll be
more huh, because.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be doing well to put the savings though, Chris,
just the principle of the thing that they're fucking us
over three since per gallon.
Speaker 3: Sure, it's a convenient gases.
Speaker 2: Nine ninety nine dollars, yeah, and sixty nine cents okay,
but at.
Speaker 1: The last place it was nine hundred and nine dollars
and sixty six is you can see why I am
morally opposed to serving this business giving them my money
because they're trying to steal from us. So all right,
I'm gonna do it. You turn all right, we're gonna
go back to the gas station. No, no, what's okay,
We're back. We're hitting the road again. Road Trip brought
trip episode. We just started the episode here. I mean, really, yeah,
let's start it here. He didn't need the rest of
that shit. We definitely hit something.
Speaker 3: It was a hitchhiker. He's fine. Plus, our car's lighter
than ever since you made.
Speaker 1: Us drop my weight room back off of the house. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean we had to because we were making
such bad gas miles and we would never been able
to make it from gas station to gas station without it.
Speaker 3: But you didn't listen to my other idea.
Speaker 1: If we had stopped rented a fuel tank, we could
have loaded it up with few and have been hauling fuel,
thus expanding the lowering our game. No, this is a cybercruiser, Chris.
This thing's got crazy towing capacity. Yeah. And also we're
on several lists because just the name. All right, Chris,
here's the thing. We're only just now leaving town. We
just passed city limits, and we're already at each other's throats.
So for the sake of this episode, Nope, we're gonna
calm it down. I'm having a great time. Yeah, me too,
So then stop fucking yelling. Okay, I'm just i don't
want to get mad at us on the road track.
I'm just saying I'm having a really good time. Cool,
me too. You'll play the ABC game, The ABC game, Yeah,
the ABC game where it's like you drive A past
a road sign and then you keep trying to get
words that start with A and then you go to
B and then see like see look they're aries. You
see that billboard advertising areas as services is the god
of war for some reason. Now I just gotta look
for beet bals above, bilds above see that, and then
it's fun. Yeah oh yeah, uh c huh for car?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, you gotta find the word castration,
castration station.
Speaker 1: You see that.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm done with this game.
Speaker 1: This fucking sucks.
Speaker 3: Wow, there's a really long line for what the castration station?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's super long. Oh yeah, they went viral on
TikTok and now that everyone's going to their business. It's
not worth the hype I've been. It's not great. You
get any fun driving games? Chris, I spy, okay, I
spy with my little eye. Something that is the color turtle? Okay?
Was it the turtle? That green turtle? Back? Ah, you
got it. That's enough of the road games, all right,
check the GPS. How far away are we from the
camp site?
Speaker 2: What was the Oh it's it's kind of a weird.
I don't know if I plugged in. Actually, the camp site.
Speaker 3: We've been following this path for quite some time now.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, pull them up.
Speaker 2: Then I think I missed the turn, so I'm just
gonna turn herround and then.
Speaker 1: Okay, whoaa, this is a U turn. We're going in
the opposite direction. Now, yeah, where are we going? We're
going to the campsite.
Speaker 2: We're going camping. Hey, I can't wait to get there.
It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 3: Chris, did we go the wrong direction?
Speaker 2: No, because the road trips are about the trip and
not the destination. If pop culture has taught me anything.
Speaker 3: It's in the name trip road trip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is the Let's not get hung up on
who was going what direction, and whether or not we're
headed the opposite direction.
Speaker 1: How about I strangle you with some jumper cables and
drag your body behind the cybercruiser.
Speaker 3: How does that sound? Does that sound like fun?
Speaker 2: Then we're gonna lose a lot of time, Like we're
never gonna make it if you do that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? All right, great? Great. A hitchhiker over
there and he ran into us, jumped out at us,
like attacking. He attacked us. Yeah, well I saw his
hands up in the air. Yeah, and we had a
stand our ground. Yeah, I mean he was waving them
at us as if to say like stop, stop, I'm
right here, do you see me?
Speaker 3: But still it looked aggressive at first.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh yeah, like he was being a monster. Yeah,
he could have been a month it could have been
a monster, like a bear thing like yeah, yeah, we'll
be fine.
Speaker 3: It was a highway patrolling as navas.
Speaker 2: I mean, no, it's out right. Yeah, it's not like
they'll know what we did next summer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, like Smokey and the band of this shit,
you know, and then maybe Thombo and Luis said, depending
on if it goes really bad, Yeah, things go yeah yeah, okay, yeah,
and that had happy ending.
Speaker 3: Who thuming Louise didn't it?
Speaker 1: I thought it was like a story of like lesbians
holding hands. Yeah, I mean they'd been coming out. No,
they died. They got chased by the police off of
a cliff. Oh. Anyways, we're about like what seven eight
hours from the camp sile seven miles until we get
back home. Okay, so then let's we already know where
we're going, because it's like we've already been there. I guess,
do we need to stop and get anything and fill
up while we're passing home again? I could get my
weight room. You're just saying.
Speaker 3: You don't need these extra pants.
Speaker 1: I could fit at least those are the pants I
was wear fifty pounds of dumbbells. They're not extra pants.
If you take them off of me.
Speaker 3: You were the one that ate the cinnamon and shit
your pants at the begin with.
Speaker 1: It's still good. It's still an at cinnabon.
Speaker 3: Stop eating the shay cinnabun. Stop. Don't put that in
your mind. Don't put that in your mouth.
Speaker 1: It's all I have. Spin it out. Okay, and we're
back on the road. Actually, this is the most progress
we've made thus far. We're heading in the right direction. Yeah.
Three hours, Yeah, three hours. Can I answer the crow flies?
It's like, what does that mean? That's the crow flies?
I don't know. We're driving though. This is not a
flight this is a flightless vehicle. It's the cyber cruiser.
Speaker 2: Like we're not racing crows or we're not in competition
okay with the crows. But I guess that kind of
frames it in that way, if we're racing crows, we've
lost already.
Speaker 1: No, they're fast as well and they fly.
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Speaker 3: Okay, we're really moving? Where are we right now? We've
got like what three hours until the campsite? You brought
the ten right?
Speaker 1: Why did you didn't tell a Thunders was like a
cabin situation. No, Chris, we're roughing it, I said, the
great outdoors. I'm not glamping, we're camping. Why don't we
just build a cabin? Best of both worlds. You want
to build a cabin. You want to get there when
it's like we're already late, so we're probably gonna getting
there at about two.
Speaker 3: Am, and you want to just build a cabin. With
his pitch blackout.
Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln did it. He's got his logs. I'm gonna
drop a log in your fucking mouth while you're sleeping.
We'll figure it out when we get there. Okay, we
are at the campsite. We had to bring out the
old bolt cutters because the campgrounds were closed. They went
home well over four hours ago. But that's okay. We
got our campsite. We're set ah those. Yeah, Unfortunately Hell
has decided that these are no longer protected lands. So
there's about seven or eight pump jacks surrounding us, drilling
for oil. But that'll help because on the way back,
gas prices will be down. That's not a bad point.
That's that Chris sopped that I love to see. Yeah,
we do not have our tinty, so you're just sleep
in the car. I guess these seats reclining. Yeah, but
there's stuff in the back, not for mine. The driver's
side seats got plenty of room. You could curl up
like a small cat, or maybe like lay on the ground.
There's some space down there. Get empty out the back
seat and just like put put.
Speaker 3: It where Chris put the things in their where.
Speaker 1: Well, we could take him out of the car. I'm
not putting my Action figure collection outside. Someone's gonna steal that.
That's valuable. There's no one here, and then we'll hear
them if they approached while we're sleeping in the car. No, Chris, Hey,
that's my PC tower. You're not putting that anywhere. I
need that.
Speaker 3: But why do you need it?
Speaker 1: Like, who's gonna steal a computer in the middle of
a national park. A thief? I don't know. They're gonna say, wow, jackpot,
And don't touch that filing cabinet. Those are important documents.
What is this? It's receipts. Receipts for what things that
I've bought. I don't know. You never know when you're
gonna need them.
Speaker 2: Mostly just receipts for the things that are in this car. Yeah,
do you not know that you bought the things that
we brought?
Speaker 1: What if we need to make a return. Oh no,
these are important, Chris, don't touch my receipts. We're gonna
close up filing cabinet. You're gonna sit upright ninety degrees. Okay,
maybe this will help with your snoring. I don't snore,
I do, So you get a fucking load of this.
All right, I'm gonna recline this baby back in.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is it, you know, like, hey, what's better
than the great outdoors?
Speaker 3: It's right, I'm looking at the sun roof through the cybercruiser.
Speaker 1: Huh, beautiful sky. Look at that ground, look at Earth's crust.
Speaker 2: Do you ever think like stars are kind of just
roots because you know you can see the roots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like through the ground. And my eyes are closed,
by the way, Chris, I know you want to do
the thing where you look in the sky and you talk.
But I'm you know, I'm good to sleep, Yeah you are? No? No, No,
I am too. I'm sleepy. Bad night, Chris, Good night.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if it's really night. It's kind
of subjective in how what because you're in the center
of the earth, right, yeah, so it's like you're equidescent
form where the sun is, so, like, is it night?
Speaker 1: Really? Did you eat a mushroom out there that we
found in the wilderness or something?
Speaker 3: What do you talking about?
Speaker 1: No, I did eat the mushroom. I did shit out
but cinemon okay, and it was in some mushrooms. I'm
just saying, think about time I don't want to think
about time.
Speaker 3: I want to think about going to fucking sleep.
Speaker 1: We're behind schedule, all right, so we're gonna have to
cut drive time into our sleeping schedule. So I'm probably
only gonna get like maximum five hours tonight. Sorry, sorry,
I'm done, all right.
Speaker 3: Bad night, Chris, bad night, good night.
Speaker 1: Did you hear that? Did you hear like the no? Nope,
it sounded like some sort of creature like I don't
know where with that? Do you hear that sound? It's fine,
we're in the car. Yeah, it's fine. The cybercruisers impenetrable.
We're gonna be okay, we're gonna be okay. Okay, what
was that? Yeah? I don't know. That's what I'm saying.
It's like sounded like a bear. Can you go check
and what? Report back? Yeah? Scare it off, come back.
I need to get sleep here. We'll do shifts tomorrow.
I get sleep now. You scare off whatever that monster
is outside, and then you'll sleep while I drive.
Speaker 3: Bad night, Chris, bad night, Chris, good night.
Speaker 1: Good time. I want guilt.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think he's done.
Speaker 1: I think he's dead. All right, quick update for the listeners.
It was that hitchhiker that we hit earlier. We've been
dragging him for apparently the last god knows how many miles.
It's true to his name. He did hitch the ride
with shit a own. Yeah he's dead. All right, I'm
gonna go to sleep now. There was no monster under
our bed. It was the monster under a car. But
he's gone now. Bad night, Chris, Oh my god. Oh
that was an incredible sleep. Chris, here's wake up, guys. No,
it's morning time. It's morning time, wake up, wake up.
That's what I think I like about camping is you know,
it just seems like the world passes you by.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and you get to slow down and
really see things like slower speed.
Speaker 1: And yeah, the world does kind of feel like it's
passing by, kind of like the is that the castration station? Yeah?
Am I sleep talking? Or we oh man? Maybe those mushrooms?
Aretick can't the car's moving, Chris, Oh, oh, oh my god?
Whoa do you want to play the ice bin or
the No? No, I don't abe, shut the fuck up.
That's Jackson five. Okay, quick update for our listeners. I
Chris figures Chris left the Cybercruiser and docking mode.
Speaker 3: So last night, even though it.
Speaker 1: No longer runs on batteries, it felt the need to
reconnect to the home battery charging station, so it started
driving us back to our house in the middle of
the night. So we're basically back to square one. Yeah,
we're back at the city limits. But you know, go ahead, Chris,
tell me what the bright side of this is.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, We'll get to experience the road trip like
we just had the greatest night sleep out, enjoying a
beautiful camping site, right yeah, and now we're.
Speaker 1: Ready to go back.
Speaker 3: So to keep on schedule, we have to drive for two.
Speaker 1: Days straight, only allowing four gas stop when necessary. There
will be no sleeping breaks. We will have to shit
and piss up the window and drive in turns in
order to meet our deadline and get our campsite reservation.
Speaker 3: It's no, it's not, Chris, very good observation.
Speaker 1: No it's not. If I kind of just want to
drive in silence. I know it for a good podcast,
that does not make but your voice is so shrill
and obnoxious right now, Chris, I just yeah, wait a second,
what did you see that? What we just passed a
sign for Hell's biggest national park and it's like five
miles that way. When did this open? I didn't even
know this. What did they have a park open up
over here? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know why we're going to big Bend over
when we could have been going to the Hell's biggest
national park.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god. Okay, hold on, I'm gonna think
of you. Turn. Yeah, sure as shit, there's a sign
National park. Okay, now open, all right, we're five minutes dude. Hey, Chris,
road tip my road trip. We're back. Oh man. Oh
we're zooming, dude. We're gonna get there with good time.
We're gonna be able to like set up a camp.
We're gonna go hiking. We have time for hiking, Chris,
oh man, and like think of the sites. It's the
biggest national park and all of hell. That's crazy. Oh
my god, what luck? You know?
Speaker 3: It all worked out.
Speaker 1: Falling asleep in the car driving us back to our home.
It sucked, but like it was worth it because now
we're going to the biggest national park in Hell. Yeah,
and we have everything we need everything. Yeah, we restocked,
we're fresh, we got full batteries, all right, and hey,
plenty at cinebuds, like they're just so good.
Speaker 3: You did eat the addiction cinebun Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have, but I was like, hey, I don't
have an addictive personality.
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
Speaker 1: Plus, I mean, hey, we're gonna be doing so much
hiking at the biggest national park that like you're gonna
need those counties. Yeah, I'm carbo loading. Is that what
it's called. Sure, that's what we'll call it. Yeah. Hey,
look there is plenty of parking plenty. Wow, oh my god,
look at this size of this lot. Yeah, it's huge.
We should get closer to that front. Yeah, you know
that we have to carry all the stuff, yeah, all
the campus supplies. Okay, oh wait, if we turn here,
maybe this is no, no, a lot of parking.
Speaker 2: But the good thing is it doesn't look that busy
because there's so much empty parking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a big parking lot. More room for us
on the hiking trails. Half.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna get first DIBs.
Speaker 1: You know what, parking between two lines?
Speaker 3: What the hell?
Speaker 1: Why not? We're already down here, you know? Fuck it
all right? Wow, where is the entrance?
Speaker 3: I do not see it?
Speaker 1: This is massive, large parking lot. Maybe there's a park ranger.
What was the name? It said it was the biggest park,
biggest national park. What was the name though, the name
of the national park. I'll look it up. I'll look
it up.
Speaker 3: All right, great, you look it up.
Speaker 1: I'm still driving a lot of spots open. What's up? Now?
Where is it? Hey? We did it. We're at the
biggest national parking lot, like.
Speaker 3: For the biggest national park.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you mean? It certainly is lots of
places at the park and it is big. Are you
saying that the biggest national park is in fact the
biggest national parking lot? Yeah? Got it? Okay, Hey, look,
plenty of space to set up the tent. Oh wait, no,
we left the tent. I guess we could pop the
back open and tailgate. I don't know what we're yeah, hey, hey,
give me a hot bruski. Yeah, tailgate, tailgate. I'm just
gonna park right here in this spot. It's the I think,
the very center of this entire thing, and is ladies
and gentlemen listening. This is the largest slab of concrete
I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 3: It is as far as I can see.
Speaker 1: I don't even see the city beyond the size of
this parking lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just cement as far as I can see.
Speaker 1: It's worse than Houston. Yeah, we're parked by the only
street light in the entire place. Well, hey, hey, hey
me a hot miller lowlife. This is the life, right
or death? Chris. Let's just let's just go home. Well,
I've now been drinking. I don't think I should drive.
Do'll drive us home? Let's go home. Y, I guess
this is only I play that.
Speaker 3: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hail Clayton, thank you for listening to another episode
of Good Morning from Oh I've been blamed. That's been Chris,
and this has been our summer vacation.
Speaker 2: We had a lot of fun with the back Room's episode,
and everyone commented saying.
Speaker 1: That they liked it, so thank you. Hey, if you
leave comments, we read, whether or not we respond, I
promise you we read them.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that made it some it sounds like a threat.
We don't read them like that. But yeah, yeah, I
got a lot of comments saying that people want more,
so we want to try a little summer vacation trip.
Speaker 1: These are easy to record. They're like a lot more
fast and lose some fun. And we still have lots
of guests booked. But believe it or not, summer people
are busy, so we shouldn't spoil who's gonna be coming on.
Speaker 2: But no, no, we should because then we're excited about
some of the people I'm coming on. But we're gonna
go talk about our worst vacation.
Speaker 1: Since ever, and there are lots of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and actually have one that I'm debating whether or
not I should say, because I've never admitted to it publicly,
certainly not on camera.
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