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<v Speaker 1>I was on the phone with one of my parents

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<v Speaker 1>something in the kitchen, and I know the word Google

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<v Speaker 1>was not said. Okay, that does not matter, because all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, the Google machine that I have in

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<v Speaker 1>my kitchen that helps me like set the timer and

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<v Speaker 1>plays music while I will I cook just started out

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<v Speaker 1>fucking bone.

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<v Speaker 2>Was ant like haunted child's voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Was a haunted child voice. I don't know what triggered it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know how that thing heard whatever mundane conversation

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<v Speaker 1>I was having about cooking cereal or whatever I was

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<v Speaker 1>doing with my parents cooking cereal. I'm not a big cook.

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<v Speaker 2>Call.

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<v Speaker 1>I said what I said?

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<v Speaker 2>What sentence sounds like? Please sing the alphabet song in

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<v Speaker 2>the creepiest voice ever? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Google?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you haunt me forever? Can you make sure I

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<v Speaker 1>don't sleep for the rest of my life?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey Google, can you send a chill up my spine?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Google, what does it sound like right before you die?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey have g.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey Google, can you explain the phrase to me? My bowels?

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<v Speaker 2>Turned to water.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh now I can't even eat my cereal. Hey I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Paul in America and this is that age dwell yesterday's

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<v Speaker 1>pop culture to.

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<v Speaker 2>Day to day today and all month we are doing

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<v Speaker 2>nighttime soap.

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<v Speaker 1>Operas slap, tickle bang.

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<v Speaker 2>What if? Rather than revenge and betrayal. It was just

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<v Speaker 2>like slap it a sound. It was on a monopoia.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just yeah, just what it would be like those

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<v Speaker 1>old Batman cartoons.

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<v Speaker 2>Bam wow wow, that would be a great way to

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<v Speaker 2>advertise a TV show. I think.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think a new like nighttime soap that

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<v Speaker 1>also is like an old timey Batman cartoon. Be amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be amazing a night. They did try to

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<v Speaker 2>do a nighttime soap with superheroes with like Michael Chicklis

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<v Speaker 2>and Julie Ben's. They did. Yeah, it was like one season.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't good.

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<v Speaker 1>What I want is like when Blair Waldorf and Serena

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<v Speaker 1>vander Woodson fight, for them to slap each other and

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<v Speaker 1>there'd be like a bap on the screen. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I want.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you the little visual effects. Yeah, so that's that

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<v Speaker 2>is a winter winter chicken dinner. I'll tell you that Erica.

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<v Speaker 2>We have five star Apple podcast reviews. Shall I? Shall

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<v Speaker 2>I read the first one?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? This is from KTG seven seven seven seven, and

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<v Speaker 2>they write, get out of my head or get back

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<v Speaker 2>into it. This podcast feels like it sprang from my

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<v Speaker 2>strange subconscious like Athena. Ooh fun not a parth in

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<v Speaker 2>the Genesis mentioned this early in the podcast. Sprang from

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<v Speaker 2>my strange subconscious like Athena, but from the nineties as

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<v Speaker 2>a certified theater kid, hey girl whose personality gateway drugs

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<v Speaker 2>included The Muppet Show, Rocky Horror Picture Show, and Drop

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<v Speaker 2>Dead Fred. I feel right at home. Paul, your voice

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<v Speaker 2>is somehow as familiar as an old friend, and Erica,

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<v Speaker 2>your laugh is delightful and reminds me of comedy icon

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<v Speaker 2>Phyllis Diller.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA Okay, Hi, praise.

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<v Speaker 2>Please know that you have made this neurospicy, middle aged

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<v Speaker 2>queer woman in rural Oklahoma so very happy and I

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<v Speaker 2>thank you. Oh. I feel seen by a podcast in

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<v Speaker 2>a way I never imagine, and that's eerily intimate. Keep

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<v Speaker 2>it up. I adore you, Purple heart ps. Speaking of

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<v Speaker 2>Phyllis Diller, I highly recommend the nineteen sixty seven cult, treasure,

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<v Speaker 2>mad monster party. It would be a fun one for

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<v Speaker 2>Spooky season.

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<v Speaker 1>Woo.

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<v Speaker 2>I love this idea already.

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<v Speaker 1>I love this idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Our comedy pics on Spooky Season are getting more

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<v Speaker 2>and more esoteric as we go on.

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<v Speaker 1>More seventies, more sixties, bring it on, more weird old icons,

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<v Speaker 1>more of everything, Yeah, more of everything, Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>KTG seven seven seven seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Seven seven seven seven seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, thank you so much. This is a very

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<v Speaker 2>very sweet review.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you rural Oklahoma is treating you well. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you're enjoying the vistas and the mountains and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what's in Oklahoma. I'm not gonna lie to you.

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<v Speaker 2>And thank you for not hating this. These these elite,

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<v Speaker 2>elitist East Coast cunts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea, these elitist East Coast cunts are very excited to

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<v Speaker 1>have you on board.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, thank you. Do you want to read the

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<v Speaker 2>second one?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure? Second review comes from Philly MJS Mental Comfort Food.

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<v Speaker 2>It's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>This show was an accidental discovery but has quickly become

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<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite podcasts, offering hilarious takes on some

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<v Speaker 1>of my favorite guilty pleasure movies. The episodes on the

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<v Speaker 1>cutting edge, Center Stage and Hackers are absolute must listen to.

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<v Speaker 1>You have amazing taste in movies, affiliate mjs. I just

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<v Speaker 1>want you to know that, but don't sleep on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Show Girls too hard either.

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<v Speaker 2>Versus the Volcano.

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<v Speaker 1>Hosts Paul and Erica have fantastic chemistry and their laughter

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<v Speaker 1>is often contagious. There is now a cream for it though,

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<v Speaker 1>just so you know there is.

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<v Speaker 2>They said it is rectal.

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<v Speaker 1>They have created a sab to prevent the contagion from

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<v Speaker 1>our laughter, just so you know. My single complaint is that,

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<v Speaker 1>as of this writing, they have yet to cover thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>going on thirty or Bring It On Too, excellent films.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have to keep complaining, I'm afraid because we

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<v Speaker 1>have not covered those again. You're absolutely right, Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>will get to both those films.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring it On. It's gonna be uh quite the thing

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<v Speaker 2>to tackle.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Bring It Off.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it too, but it's so it's it's not perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but what is true?

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<v Speaker 1>But truly what is except for the sab that they

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<v Speaker 1>created and Phyllis Neffler and Phillis Neffler and Phyllis Diller.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and Chris from stand by me and Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez,

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<v Speaker 2>Yep and Billy from Big yep Y's.

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<v Speaker 1>Other than that, those are the only perfect things on earth.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh KTG seven seven seven seven Philly mjs, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for these reviews. We so appreciate them. If you would

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<v Speaker 2>like that, Adel Tote Bags, let me know. Hey, this

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<v Speaker 2>is me, here's my address and I will send them

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<v Speaker 2>off for you. Erica, what is the nighttime soap that

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<v Speaker 2>we are digging into today?

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<v Speaker 1>Today's soap? Today's prime time soap opera is Dynasty.

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<v Speaker 2>Mmm. This was requested by Benji by CJ Joanna Shannon

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<v Speaker 2>Noel and I'm gonna say Alana, but I'm not entirely

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<v Speaker 2>sure how to pronounce this. It's a bit of an

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<v Speaker 2>odd spelling, but Alana or perhaps Elhana lovely either way.

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<v Speaker 2>Dynasty was created by Richard and Esther Shapiro and it

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<v Speaker 2>aired from nineteen eighty one to nineteen eighty nine. We

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<v Speaker 2>will be discussing season five, episode twenty nine, titled Royal Wedding,

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<v Speaker 2>which had a story by Camille Marquetta and Susan Baskin

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<v Speaker 2>and a telew play by Edward Deblasio. It starred John Forsyth,

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<v Speaker 2>Linda Evans, John James, Pamela Bellwood, Gordon Thompson, Jack Coleman,

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Nader, Katherine Oxenberg, Michael Praede, Emma SAMs, Diane Carroll,

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<v Speaker 2>Heather Locklear, and Joan Collins.

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<v Speaker 1>And in case you're like, okay, but that's the whole cast,

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<v Speaker 1>who's actually in this episode? Paul, that's it. All those

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<v Speaker 1>fucking people, plus like seventeen more correct stuffed to the

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<v Speaker 1>gills this episode. In discussing Dynasty as a show, producer

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<v Speaker 1>Douglas S Camp Names NaN's name is Camp Names matter,

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<v Speaker 1>Names matter, People stated, we walk a fine line just

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<v Speaker 1>this side of Camp. Careful calculations are made. We sense

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<v Speaker 1>that while it might be wonderful for Crystal and Alexis

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<v Speaker 1>to have a cat fight in a coy pond, it

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<v Speaker 1>would be inappropriate for Joan to smack Linda with a.

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<v Speaker 2>Cooy I say, I think that's a miscalculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Mister Camp, get your shit together. You are wrong, You

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<v Speaker 1>are wrong. Is Camp fucked up? Harder? On Camp? Like?

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot imagine how iconic it would have been if

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<v Speaker 2>they had just a fake koyfish.

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<v Speaker 1>The most rubber, fake looking cooyfish.

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<v Speaker 2>And they had Joan Collins whip it out of the

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<v Speaker 2>water and smackling Evans across the face.

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<v Speaker 1>Amazing, uh amazing, smacker across the boobs with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It was with some great zinger

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<v Speaker 2>like you got fish on your tits, heyfish tits.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey fishhits. Yeah, you got some coy on your cleavage.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the matter? KOI got your cleavage.

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<v Speaker 1>The man's name is Douglas S. Camp.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he apparently doesn't understand camp.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything about is this camp? Are we being punked? Is

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<v Speaker 1>this a fake thing that you wrote that you wrote

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<v Speaker 1>to punk me?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't write it. I honestly, I wish I could

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<v Speaker 2>have come up with it, because it's one of the

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<v Speaker 2>most amazing things I've ever read.

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<v Speaker 1>Haha.

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<v Speaker 2>If they can't go into a coy pond, let them

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<v Speaker 2>fall into, like, I don't know, a river. And then

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<v Speaker 2>they come up with like salmon, a salmon, absolutely in

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of those salmon you see on the Muppet

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<v Speaker 1>Show hitting room with that the head with his salmon perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>Erica Dynasty season five does not have a Rotten Tomatoes score. However,

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<v Speaker 2>season one has a fifty percent critical rating.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I can't speak to any of this. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>spoil something right now for everyone I've never seen Dynasty.

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<v Speaker 1>Last night was my first time ever seeing any episode

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<v Speaker 1>of Dynasty, and it was this bunker's halfway through the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's going on. There's forty five people

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<v Speaker 1>to keep track of. They all look exactly alike. John

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<v Speaker 1>Collins is the only person who looks different from everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Else, and Diane Carroll, well, Diane Carroll for.

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<v Speaker 1>Obvious reasons, but like, but also dian Carroll's barely in

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<v Speaker 1>the episode. It is the most blonde white women you

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<v Speaker 1>will ever see crossing your your field division, and you

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<v Speaker 1>cannot tell them apart.

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<v Speaker 2>I see, I had an easier time with the women.

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<v Speaker 2>I could not tell the men of that.

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<v Speaker 1>There are four dudes who are constantly playing like some

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<v Speaker 1>sport on a lawn. Genuinely, I don't know who any

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<v Speaker 1>of those men are correct correct, So anyway, I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to say I cannot speak to like the critical

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<v Speaker 1>rating this deserves, or like how how it works, like

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<v Speaker 1>as an arc? How you know what Season one accomplished

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<v Speaker 1>in terms of moving the needle forward on nighttime network television,

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<v Speaker 1>because I am so busy trying to get my goddamn bearings.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck is going on?

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<v Speaker 1>I am watching correct, so fine, fifty percent seems fine?

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<v Speaker 2>Fine?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess what do you think?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I think it seems fine. I mean, it's so

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<v Speaker 2>ridiculous to today's eyes, it's entertaining. Oh my god, it's

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<v Speaker 2>so I was entertained.

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<v Speaker 1>Are not entertained?

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<v Speaker 2>You put the show into the gladiatorial arena with most

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<v Speaker 1>Paul, when did you first see Dynasty?

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<v Speaker 2>I have never seen a single episode of Dynasty ever

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<v Speaker 1>Is this your first?

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<v Speaker 2>This is my first episode? We are? We are? You

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<v Speaker 2>know as one in this? I actually told you. I

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<v Speaker 2>looking up the backstory. I have it all, like I

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<v Speaker 1>There's a murder board in here, I'm looking at it now.

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<v Speaker 1>There's there's there's rope and twine everywhere everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, it is bonkers, But like I said, incredibly entertaining.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean just Joan Collins is just watchable. They can't.

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<v Speaker 1>A few of these people are watchable.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have to say none of the men.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to think like John Force. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>kind of I kind of like? You know who I like.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know his name. The actor who's married to

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<v Speaker 1>I think the character's name is something like Farmhouse Dexter.

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<v Speaker 2>It's farn It's farnes Worth dexter, I think. But his

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<v Speaker 1>Farnsworth is worse than Farmhouse. I made it better. The

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a thousand, but I think you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>I really do think you're right, because I read it

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday and my brain translated it to farmhouse. That guy's good.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he held his own in like the most insane.

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<v Speaker 2>Circumsantas all right, Erica. The tagline for Dynasty was greed, seduction, betrayal, revenge.

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<v Speaker 2>Dynasty has it all and more and more.

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<v Speaker 1>Dresses, dresses, dresses.

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<v Speaker 2>Homosexuals as far as the eye can.

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<v Speaker 1>See, dresses, dresses, dresses. That's all I care about. The

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<v Speaker 1>outfits on this show. It's that eighties ugly but fabulous

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<v Speaker 1>all at the same time where it's like, if I

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<v Speaker 1>saw this in person, would I like it? I don't know, right,

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<v Speaker 1>But on the screen with the with these people like,

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<v Speaker 1>all I want is a fashion parade, That's all I want.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a woman wearing truly one of the ugliest

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes into that scene, I was like, or is

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<v Speaker 1>it ugly? Or is it? Or? Am I wrong? Am

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<v Speaker 1>I the weirdo for not liking this?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you not tell me which one you're talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to find out in the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, No, you know what I'm talking about already,

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<v Speaker 1>because if you saw the same episode I did. There

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<v Speaker 1>is one outfit that is truly unbelievably hideous.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the Heatherlockier one.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, it's not Heatherlockleier. I don't know the actress's name.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the riding outfit.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm being honest, I don't know the character's name either.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a blonde woman.

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<v Speaker 2>The duchess is outfit, the riding one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not one of the Duchess's outfits. No, we'll go

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<v Speaker 1>get to We'll get to it. But like it's truly

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<v Speaker 1>this like eighties excess in like the most visually appealing

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<v Speaker 1>way where all of it is wrong but like the

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<v Speaker 1>some of its parts are all wrong, but like the

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<v Speaker 1>whole is right. Yeah, And I don't know how they

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<v Speaker 1>managed to do it? Am I wrong? Am I crazy? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I there are things that are objectively ugly in this

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like more more.

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<v Speaker 1>That Linda Evans like suit that's like that's like lavender,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's got like wings on the sleeves. Yeah, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, the wings on this. And then she's talking,

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<v Speaker 1>talking to I barely paid attention to, like what's happening

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<v Speaker 1>on the show, She's talking, talking, talking, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>or is that excellent? I think that's amazing. I think

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<v Speaker 1>she's pulling it off.

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<v Speaker 2>I want one, all right? Shall I read the iTunes synopsis?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? So Elena confesses to Amanda that nothing happened in

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<v Speaker 2>the bedroom with Prince Michael. Sammy Joe fits her roommate

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<v Speaker 2>Rita with a blonde wig and has her practice duplicating

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<v Speaker 2>Crystal's voice. Fallon has chosen a new name and heads

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<v Speaker 2>for Denver Dex is kidnapped by Yuri and his gang

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<v Speaker 2>is Amanda and Michael recite their wedding vows. Dex breaks

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<v Speaker 2>free from his captors and heads for the chapel, where

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<v Speaker 2>terrorists have opened fire on the entire wedding party.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did they give it that away? That's bullshit. They

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<v Speaker 2>Should I cut that part? Should we not tell them?

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, we should re re edit it and be like, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>ear muffs right here unless you don't want to know

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<v Speaker 1>what's happening. Just ear muffs.

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<v Speaker 2>Hopefully didn't ruin this for anybody. I mean, I even

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<v Speaker 2>though I have never seen Diney, I kind of knew

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<v Speaker 2>that this happened. This is one of the more famous

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<v Speaker 2>oh I had.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew absolutely nothing about really except that it starred

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<v Speaker 1>Linda Evans and Joan Collins.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, do you know we just.

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<v Speaker 1>Did Scrooged like a few weeks ago, and I knew

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<v Speaker 1>I loved John Forsyth, So when he popped up on

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<v Speaker 1>my screen here, I was like, oh, yeah, it's John

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<v Speaker 1>forsythe he gets very little to do in this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not worth it. But like, and I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>Heather Locklear was on this show did Melrose Place with

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<v Speaker 1>Heather Locklear, And I was like, oh my god, another

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<v Speaker 1>Heather Locklear thing right away, like that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, this nighttime soap world is quite incestuous. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and she's the queen. She's like, well maybe Joan

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<v Speaker 1>Collins is the queen, which she's like the the princess.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, Paul, do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Have an actual synopsis for Dynasty?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, actual synopsis for this episode of Dynasty. Forty five

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<v Speaker 2>minutes of television and not one strand of hair moves.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not one, not one on anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>This episode of television created the whole Neozone layer.

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<v Speaker 1>This episode of television is brought to you by at Aquinet.

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<v Speaker 1>Make your hair salacked to the point where you can

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<v Speaker 1>get through. You can literally be shot at by terrorists,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right. And that hair will not move, won't.

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<v Speaker 2>Move, that's right. You can dive to the floor in

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<v Speaker 2>the midst of a firefight.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. Like Ali McGrath's hair is a helmet.

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<v Speaker 1>They did her dirty. It is so mean they did her.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like so dirty on this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, everyone stick around, We are gonna come right back.

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<v Speaker 2>We are going to take you through Dynasty. But before that,

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<v Speaker 2>right here, we're gonna come right back, or we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>take you through Dynasty.

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<v Speaker 1>Dynasty Dynasty brought to you by Aquinette and Shoulder Pads.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, and we're back after.

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<v Speaker 1>The gloriously over the top nearly two minutes credit sequence.

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<v Speaker 1>I said what I said, Okay, my.

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<v Speaker 2>First note though, So the sequence starts and you see

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I also did not know this took place in Denver. Nope,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing against Denver. I've been there. Absolutely beautiful city, but

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't scream like rich. So I was blown away by

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<v Speaker 1>like this takes place in Denver. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>to me when I think rich bitches, I just assume

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<v Speaker 1>Beverly Hills. I just like, I'm sorry. My brain goes

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<v Speaker 1>to one place in one place, only fair enough, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>Upper East Side of New York city. I'm a coastal elite.

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<v Speaker 1>What did I say? So when when I find out

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<v Speaker 1>that this all takes and obviously there's very wealthy people

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<v Speaker 1>in Denver, in Colorado, but I was just so surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you surprised?

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<v Speaker 2>I was surprised. I was. I was more surprised by

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<v Speaker 2>the house, which is very nice, but was not as

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<v Speaker 2>grand as I was expecting it to look. I was

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<v Speaker 2>expecting probably what looks like a Beverly Hills mansion or

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<v Speaker 2>or rich in.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a Texas way, a Texas oil money where it's

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking palicial Bonker's estate.

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<v Speaker 2>If you had asked me where this took place, I

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<v Speaker 2>thought it took place in Texas because I know that

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<v Speaker 2>it was a competition with Dallas, So I think I

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<v Speaker 2>was just assuming it was in Houston or something. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know why, but that was where my brain. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what my brain did. My favorite part of the credits

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<v Speaker 2>is the one clip of the horse just like sprinting

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<v Speaker 2>through the field for no reason. Ah, yes, why is

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<v Speaker 2>that there? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyways, so much snow, so many snow capped mountains. The

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<v Speaker 1>opening credits to Dynasty, they show three young men in

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<v Speaker 1>succession again I don't know who they are. I cannot

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<v Speaker 1>keep track of this cast. There's too many people in it.

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<v Speaker 1>But they're like, clearly the three sexy young guys on

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<v Speaker 1>the show, right. They're not John forsythe who's like the patriarch.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not like the more character actory guys. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>three quote unquote hot guys, right. And they're shown respectively

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<v Speaker 1>with like everyone's shown, and then there's like an image

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<v Speaker 1>that follows them. They're not in the image, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>an image that sort of describes the character, right, And

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<v Speaker 1>they are shown with respectively gushing champagne, like a bottle

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<v Speaker 1>of champagne gushing out, gushing oil, oil gushing out of

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<v Speaker 1>the ground, and then a gushing waterfall. These men are viral,

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<v Speaker 1>is what this show is. I mean I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, this is not subtle at all. So

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<v Speaker 1>after that ridiculous thing, we open on the Moldavian Royal Palace. Listen, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to know because if some of you

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<v Speaker 1>want to save you the trouble where you think, would

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<v Speaker 1>did you hear me say Moldavian Royal Palace and go

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<v Speaker 1>it's Moldovia, Erica, that country you're thinking of next to Ukraine,

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<v Speaker 1>between Ukraine and Romania. It's called Moldovia, you dumb, ignorant bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's called Moldovia because the entire time I'm

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<v Speaker 1>watching the show, I thought this took place in Moldovia,

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<v Speaker 1>the real country that actually exists. It does not. It

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<v Speaker 1>takes place in Moldavia because.

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<v Speaker 2>We wanted to make it more complicated, which is a.

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<v Speaker 1>Former principality like you can actually if you google it,

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<v Speaker 1>It stopped being a thing in eighteen fifty nine. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is part of current day Moldovia. But that

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<v Speaker 1>will not stop the writers of Dynasty in nineteen eighty

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<v Speaker 1>whatever of being like Moldavia. So we open at the

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<v Speaker 1>Royal Palace as Alexis Carrington Colby played by Joan Collins.

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<v Speaker 1>She is resplendent. Yes, do you want to explain the outfit?

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<v Speaker 2>It is plumb jod perse yep, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>I fucking love jodpurs. Okay, not on me, won't look

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<v Speaker 1>good on me, but you put that on like a

424
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<v Speaker 1>skinny rich lady yeah, I am.

425
00:21:06.440 --> 00:21:10.160
<v Speaker 2>In, You're in, You're in, and then suede boots just

426
00:21:10.200 --> 00:21:13.079
<v Speaker 2>a few shades darker than the job purse, and then

427
00:21:13.119 --> 00:21:16.880
<v Speaker 2>a billowing shoulder padded for the god's blouse a few

428
00:21:16.920 --> 00:21:19.400
<v Speaker 2>shades lighter than the job purs. She is, she's a

429
00:21:19.480 --> 00:21:20.359
<v Speaker 2>vision in plum.

430
00:21:20.839 --> 00:21:25.759
<v Speaker 1>A vision. Also, there's jewelry. There's so much jewelry.

431
00:21:25.319 --> 00:21:27.039
<v Speaker 2>And my hair is so big.

432
00:21:27.279 --> 00:21:30.880
<v Speaker 1>It is a it is a look. Ali McGrath has

433
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<v Speaker 1>the helmet hair. I don't know what this is. She

434
00:21:32.960 --> 00:21:36.720
<v Speaker 1>looks like a cute tip. That's someone that someone dipped

435
00:21:36.720 --> 00:21:42.119
<v Speaker 1>in chocolate, because she has brown hair, black hair. But

436
00:21:42.200 --> 00:21:46.839
<v Speaker 1>it's it's so big, it's it's almost a rich white

437
00:21:46.880 --> 00:21:48.799
<v Speaker 1>lady afro like. It is close.

438
00:21:48.960 --> 00:21:51.720
<v Speaker 2>It looks too heavy for Joan Collins' skinny little frame,

439
00:21:51.839 --> 00:21:53.359
<v Speaker 2>Like it's her neck gonna snap if it did a

440
00:21:53.359 --> 00:21:54.000
<v Speaker 2>strong breeze.

441
00:21:54.039 --> 00:21:56.880
<v Speaker 1>It's gotta be a wig, right for real. It's a way,

442
00:21:58.839 --> 00:22:01.200
<v Speaker 1>no way, She's not wearing wigs through this whole show.

443
00:22:01.359 --> 00:22:04.319
<v Speaker 1>I cannot tease regular hair this much to make it

444
00:22:04.359 --> 00:22:07.559
<v Speaker 1>do that and like and not have it move. It's

445
00:22:07.599 --> 00:22:12.200
<v Speaker 1>just not possible. So okay, So Alexis is chiding her daughter,

446
00:22:12.279 --> 00:22:17.759
<v Speaker 1>Amanda played by Catherine Oxenberg. Poor Amanda will be wearing oh,

447
00:22:17.799 --> 00:22:20.559
<v Speaker 1>like a slip and a robe the entire show, almost

448
00:22:20.640 --> 00:22:23.440
<v Speaker 1>up until the end. Like everyone else, will have had

449
00:22:23.480 --> 00:22:26.960
<v Speaker 1>four costume changes because many days have passed and scenes

450
00:22:26.960 --> 00:22:29.559
<v Speaker 1>have passed, and every time they cut to Amanda, it's

451
00:22:29.640 --> 00:22:31.960
<v Speaker 1>just like a white slip in a very pretty robe.

452
00:22:32.079 --> 00:22:34.079
<v Speaker 1>But I'm like, oh, this poor woman, she did not

453
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<v Speaker 1>get any fun this episode.

454
00:22:35.519 --> 00:22:36.640
<v Speaker 2>Well she got she gets one.

455
00:22:36.880 --> 00:22:43.359
<v Speaker 1>She gets one crazy terrible outfit but amazing, yeah, also amazing.

456
00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:48.039
<v Speaker 1>So okay. So Alexis is chiding Amanda because Amanda is

457
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<v Speaker 1>threatening to call off the wedding to the Crown Prince

458
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<v Speaker 1>of Moldavia Michael.

459
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<v Speaker 2>In medias as they.

460
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<v Speaker 1>Say, Amanda has been told that Michael was unfaithful to her,

461
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<v Speaker 1>and she angrily tells her mother that she cannot and

462
00:23:01.240 --> 00:23:05.160
<v Speaker 1>will not marry a man she doesn't trust. And Alexis

463
00:23:05.240 --> 00:23:09.200
<v Speaker 1>is like, girl, he a prince, what are you doing?

464
00:23:09.319 --> 00:23:11.759
<v Speaker 2>He slept with someone before you were married. Literally, what's

465
00:23:11.799 --> 00:23:12.240
<v Speaker 2>the problem.

466
00:23:12.359 --> 00:23:14.759
<v Speaker 1>She That's exactly what she says to her daughter. By

467
00:23:14.799 --> 00:23:18.039
<v Speaker 1>the way, Paul is not exaggerating. She says, baby, you're

468
00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:20.039
<v Speaker 1>not even married yet, why do you care if he

469
00:23:20.119 --> 00:23:23.519
<v Speaker 1>fucks around, and I'm like, what is what is parenting?

470
00:23:24.000 --> 00:23:25.319
<v Speaker 1>What even is parenting?

471
00:23:25.839 --> 00:23:29.319
<v Speaker 2>Amanda won't be budged. And then a servant comes in,

472
00:23:29.400 --> 00:23:34.000
<v Speaker 2>and so it's the fun thing about Moldavia. I'm gonna say,

473
00:23:34.000 --> 00:23:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Moldova accidentally is a real country, because Moldova is real

474
00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:41.720
<v Speaker 2>and Moldavia is not. It's this. It's Santa Carla and

475
00:23:41.759 --> 00:23:44.079
<v Speaker 2>Santa Clara from the Lost Boys all over again. A

476
00:23:44.119 --> 00:23:48.039
<v Speaker 2>servant comes in and he's a swarthy man. And because

477
00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:50.519
<v Speaker 2>I had realized that this was a this is a

478
00:23:50.519 --> 00:23:52.440
<v Speaker 2>fictitious country that they did this in, which is for

479
00:23:52.480 --> 00:23:54.720
<v Speaker 2>the best, to be clear, I think fictitious was the

480
00:23:54.720 --> 00:23:55.039
<v Speaker 2>way to go.

481
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<v Speaker 1>There is something I have to talk about later with

482
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<v Speaker 1>this royal family. You know what, keep going. I can't,

483
00:24:00.160 --> 00:24:00.559
<v Speaker 1>I can't.

484
00:24:00.839 --> 00:24:04.000
<v Speaker 2>He came in, and I briefly had a fear that

485
00:24:04.039 --> 00:24:05.559
<v Speaker 2>we were going to be going with a bunch of

486
00:24:05.599 --> 00:24:09.559
<v Speaker 2>white people playing like Middle Eastern and with like terrible,

487
00:24:10.119 --> 00:24:12.920
<v Speaker 2>like racist accents. That is not what happens. This is

488
00:24:12.920 --> 00:24:16.039
<v Speaker 2>a European country and they don't care about accents.

489
00:24:16.559 --> 00:24:19.400
<v Speaker 1>They could not care less about accents. We will get

490
00:24:19.440 --> 00:24:19.920
<v Speaker 1>into it.

491
00:24:20.200 --> 00:24:23.759
<v Speaker 2>So this servant comes in and He says, the two

492
00:24:23.799 --> 00:24:26.279
<v Speaker 2>of you are due a reception with King Galen of

493
00:24:26.319 --> 00:24:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Moldavia at seven o'clock, right, And Alexis is like, we'll

494
00:24:29.480 --> 00:24:32.480
<v Speaker 2>be there, and he leaves, and Alexis begs Amanda to

495
00:24:32.519 --> 00:24:35.400
<v Speaker 2>at least allow Alexis to break the news diplomatically if

496
00:24:35.440 --> 00:24:38.680
<v Speaker 2>she insists on this foolhardy path that she's chosen. But

497
00:24:38.680 --> 00:24:41.039
<v Speaker 2>Amanda says, I will not play along during the reception.

498
00:24:41.160 --> 00:24:44.119
<v Speaker 2>I have to say, with love and respect to Katherine

499
00:24:44.160 --> 00:24:48.559
<v Speaker 2>Oxenberg Wolf, not a compelling actress, but not the.

500
00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:52.079
<v Speaker 1>Worst performance on the show. There's a woman later coming

501
00:24:52.119 --> 00:24:56.359
<v Speaker 1>up later who is so terrible that I can't even

502
00:24:56.440 --> 00:24:56.759
<v Speaker 1>win her.

503
00:24:57.720 --> 00:24:58.920
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna talk about when we get there.

504
00:24:58.960 --> 00:25:01.039
<v Speaker 1>It's I think thecharacter's name is Claudia.

505
00:25:01.480 --> 00:25:04.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it's very rough.

506
00:25:04.400 --> 00:25:05.160
<v Speaker 1>He's so bad.

507
00:25:05.359 --> 00:25:09.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So Alexis tells her, fine, if you won't play along,

508
00:25:09.680 --> 00:25:11.759
<v Speaker 2>you can stay in your room and will tell everyone

509
00:25:11.839 --> 00:25:13.039
<v Speaker 2>that you came down with the flu.

510
00:25:13.359 --> 00:25:15.880
<v Speaker 1>We cut to another room in the palace as Blake

511
00:25:16.119 --> 00:25:20.319
<v Speaker 1>Carrington played by John Forsyth and his wife Crystal, which

512
00:25:20.400 --> 00:25:22.759
<v Speaker 1>is not spelled. How you think it's going to be spelled?

513
00:25:23.640 --> 00:25:25.359
<v Speaker 1>Every time it showed up on my screen because I

514
00:25:25.359 --> 00:25:28.039
<v Speaker 1>watched this with the subtitles. I was like, that's how

515
00:25:28.039 --> 00:25:29.200
<v Speaker 1>they're spelling Crystal.

516
00:25:29.519 --> 00:25:31.720
<v Speaker 2>There's a K and the L and the E or

517
00:25:32.160 --> 00:25:32.680
<v Speaker 2>there's an e.

518
00:25:32.880 --> 00:25:38.920
<v Speaker 1>There's it, there's it. What why Crystal played by Linda Evans.

519
00:25:39.039 --> 00:25:40.559
<v Speaker 1>They arrived for the wedding, and.

520
00:25:40.519 --> 00:25:42.400
<v Speaker 2>This is the suit you were talking about, like the

521
00:25:42.480 --> 00:25:45.000
<v Speaker 2>bluebell suit with like the wings on the side, with.

522
00:25:44.960 --> 00:25:46.680
<v Speaker 1>The wings on the side. And then I'm like, oh,

523
00:25:46.680 --> 00:25:49.240
<v Speaker 1>that's so ugly. And then and then like she's talking,

524
00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:51.039
<v Speaker 1>talking and talking about god knows what, and I'm like,

525
00:25:52.000 --> 00:25:55.039
<v Speaker 1>or is it? Is it amazing? So they arrived for

526
00:25:55.079 --> 00:25:57.960
<v Speaker 1>the wedding. Crystal is pensive over an upcoming will reading

527
00:25:58.240 --> 00:26:00.640
<v Speaker 1>this has nothing to do. Don't worry about it, don't

528
00:26:00.680 --> 00:26:04.720
<v Speaker 1>worry about it. As her niece Sammy Joe will be

529
00:26:04.799 --> 00:26:07.960
<v Speaker 1>there and that bitch always causes trouble.

530
00:26:08.039 --> 00:26:08.279
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

531
00:26:08.799 --> 00:26:11.440
<v Speaker 1>Blake asks her to enjoy the upcoming wedding and put

532
00:26:11.519 --> 00:26:14.640
<v Speaker 1>Sammy Joe out of her mind, and Crystal smiles and

533
00:26:14.720 --> 00:26:17.279
<v Speaker 1>nods like a good little wifey. I have to say,

534
00:26:17.359 --> 00:26:19.279
<v Speaker 1>these two there's like the they're like the heads of

535
00:26:19.279 --> 00:26:22.200
<v Speaker 1>the family of the of the TV show. Basically, I

536
00:26:22.240 --> 00:26:25.519
<v Speaker 1>do like them. As a couple, they seem. It's crazy

537
00:26:25.559 --> 00:26:28.039
<v Speaker 1>how normal they seem compared to everyone else.

538
00:26:28.079 --> 00:26:30.400
<v Speaker 2>And from my understanding, their wedding is the beginning of

539
00:26:30.440 --> 00:26:32.359
<v Speaker 2>the show, and they they are together the whole time

540
00:26:32.440 --> 00:26:32.799
<v Speaker 2>like it is.

541
00:26:32.920 --> 00:26:34.640
<v Speaker 1>It's a love match, it's a real love match. But

542
00:26:34.640 --> 00:26:37.839
<v Speaker 1>they also both seem very normal, which is great because

543
00:26:37.839 --> 00:26:41.240
<v Speaker 1>it grounds the show in like, yeah, these two actually

544
00:26:41.440 --> 00:26:45.680
<v Speaker 1>normal people with all these like these whirling dervishes of

545
00:26:45.680 --> 00:26:46.920
<v Speaker 1>insanity around them.

546
00:26:47.000 --> 00:26:47.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

547
00:26:47.559 --> 00:26:50.960
<v Speaker 1>We cut to New York City where Sammy Joe played

548
00:26:51.039 --> 00:26:54.279
<v Speaker 1>by Goddess Heather Locklear. Yep, she's so pretty in this

549
00:26:54.519 --> 00:26:58.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, good gravy. That's a beautiful woman. She's listening

550
00:26:58.119 --> 00:27:01.920
<v Speaker 1>to a message from her aunt and from Crystal spelled

551
00:27:02.000 --> 00:27:05.000
<v Speaker 1>so wrong on her on her answering machine because it

552
00:27:05.039 --> 00:27:09.839
<v Speaker 1>is the eighties. Her roommate Rita, also played by Linda Evans,

553
00:27:09.880 --> 00:27:11.960
<v Speaker 1>and can I tell you, I don't know what Linda

554
00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:15.720
<v Speaker 1>Evans looks like because I watched this entire scene going

555
00:27:16.480 --> 00:27:18.440
<v Speaker 1>who is that? I know that woman.

556
00:27:18.640 --> 00:27:21.119
<v Speaker 2>I did not realize it was actually Linda Evans until

557
00:27:21.119 --> 00:27:22.440
<v Speaker 2>their second scene much later.

558
00:27:22.519 --> 00:27:25.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I googled it. I literally google. I had to

559
00:27:25.039 --> 00:27:29.240
<v Speaker 1>google Rita Dynasty actress, and I thought it was going

560
00:27:29.319 --> 00:27:32.599
<v Speaker 1>to be like Joanna Gleeson. I'm like, yes, someone I know.

561
00:27:32.960 --> 00:27:35.160
<v Speaker 1>I just don't know how I know them, because it

562
00:27:35.200 --> 00:27:38.920
<v Speaker 1>is Linda Evans and a red wig accent and a

563
00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:42.279
<v Speaker 1>Southern accent, you know what. Not bad. She acquits herself

564
00:27:42.359 --> 00:27:44.759
<v Speaker 1>nicely as Rita. She's more interesting as Rita, frankly than

565
00:27:44.799 --> 00:27:47.359
<v Speaker 1>his Crystal. And I was like, oh my god, that's

566
00:27:47.440 --> 00:27:50.519
<v Speaker 1>Linda Evans. I spent the entire scene thinking this was

567
00:27:50.559 --> 00:27:53.039
<v Speaker 1>a different actress. I thought it was that woman from

568
00:27:53.079 --> 00:27:55.559
<v Speaker 1>Don't Tell Mom, The Babysitters Dead, who plays the boss

569
00:27:56.599 --> 00:27:57.400
<v Speaker 1>who's also on SI.

570
00:27:58.920 --> 00:28:05.680
<v Speaker 2>No, No, that's at Joanna, Joanna Cassidy, Joanna Cassidy, Thank you,

571
00:28:06.079 --> 00:28:06.559
<v Speaker 2>that's who I.

572
00:28:06.519 --> 00:28:08.519
<v Speaker 1>Thought this was. Yeah, I can see that for like

573
00:28:08.839 --> 00:28:13.119
<v Speaker 1>fully thirty seconds. So Rita appears to be an actress

574
00:28:13.240 --> 00:28:17.319
<v Speaker 1>right as a voice actress specifically, and Sammy Joe has

575
00:28:17.319 --> 00:28:20.160
<v Speaker 1>a thought. Yep, she asks Rita if she thinks she

576
00:28:20.200 --> 00:28:23.559
<v Speaker 1>could impersonate Crystal's voice, because you know, she also has

577
00:28:23.599 --> 00:28:27.480
<v Speaker 1>a striking resemblance to Crystal. Yeah, and Rita's like, perhaps,

578
00:28:27.720 --> 00:28:29.119
<v Speaker 1>uh huh dun dun dune.

579
00:28:29.599 --> 00:28:33.640
<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you. I hunted through the Dynasty Wikipedia

580
00:28:33.759 --> 00:28:34.920
<v Speaker 2>which that exists.

581
00:28:34.960 --> 00:28:36.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I did too to try to.

582
00:28:36.359 --> 00:28:40.559
<v Speaker 2>Figure out if there's any reason that Rita is Crystal's

583
00:28:40.559 --> 00:28:43.759
<v Speaker 2>stoppelganger from what I can tell. No, She's just a

584
00:28:43.880 --> 00:28:46.559
<v Speaker 2>random roommate that Sammy Joe has that happens to look

585
00:28:47.000 --> 00:28:48.279
<v Speaker 2>exactly like her aunt.

586
00:28:48.599 --> 00:28:51.640
<v Speaker 1>However, that does play dividendly, Yeah it does. Yeah.

587
00:28:51.759 --> 00:28:55.359
<v Speaker 2>So we cut back to Moldavia. The King's reception is

588
00:28:55.359 --> 00:28:58.119
<v Speaker 2>fully underway and we're going to meet just an avalanche

589
00:28:58.160 --> 00:29:00.279
<v Speaker 2>of characters. Also, I just have to point out out

590
00:29:00.319 --> 00:29:03.000
<v Speaker 2>the servants at this gala are dressed like they are

591
00:29:03.000 --> 00:29:04.799
<v Speaker 2>about to be cursed by our sorceress to live out

592
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:06.400
<v Speaker 2>their lives as candlelobbers and clocks.

593
00:29:06.480 --> 00:29:09.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Paul, let me let me read to you my

594
00:29:09.440 --> 00:29:12.279
<v Speaker 1>exact thing that I wrote when I watched this. These

595
00:29:12.319 --> 00:29:14.880
<v Speaker 1>poor waiters are dressed like Loumier's at the end of

596
00:29:14.920 --> 00:29:15.759
<v Speaker 1>Beauty and the Beast.

597
00:29:15.839 --> 00:29:18.079
<v Speaker 2>Yes, they all are all Cogsworth.

598
00:29:18.279 --> 00:29:20.480
<v Speaker 1>They all look like Cogsworth and Lumier at the end

599
00:29:20.599 --> 00:29:24.319
<v Speaker 1>when they get turned back yep into into into people.

600
00:29:25.359 --> 00:29:27.119
<v Speaker 2>And this came first, which means I think the Beauty

601
00:29:27.119 --> 00:29:32.519
<v Speaker 2>and the Beast people copied copied this the Moldavian servants uniform. Okay,

602
00:29:32.599 --> 00:29:37.440
<v Speaker 2>so first we meet Alexis's husband Dex, played by Michael Nator.

603
00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:39.240
<v Speaker 2>This is Farm's Farmhouse from before.

604
00:29:39.359 --> 00:29:41.680
<v Speaker 1>Possibly the best of the male actors on this show.

605
00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:43.839
<v Speaker 2>Yep, I think there's one that's actually better, but it's

606
00:29:43.839 --> 00:29:45.480
<v Speaker 2>a good chance to shine. I only say that because

607
00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:47.200
<v Speaker 2>I've seen him in other things and I know he's

608
00:29:47.240 --> 00:29:50.920
<v Speaker 2>a good actor. Oh okay, Yeah, So Dex approaches her.

609
00:29:51.000 --> 00:29:53.279
<v Speaker 2>He wants to talk about their marriage, but Alexis puts

610
00:29:53.359 --> 00:29:55.359
<v Speaker 2>him off, doesn't have time for this. Then we meet

611
00:29:55.559 --> 00:29:59.720
<v Speaker 2>Alexis's step son, Jeff Colby. He's played by John James.

612
00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:04.079
<v Speaker 2>This is a very generic looking brunette man, so janire.

613
00:30:04.400 --> 00:30:06.559
<v Speaker 1>I could not tell any of these men apart.

614
00:30:06.680 --> 00:30:10.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. He is pressing his older lover, Lady Ashley Mitchell

615
00:30:10.440 --> 00:30:13.319
<v Speaker 2>Ali McGraw for an answer to his marriage proposal.

616
00:30:13.440 --> 00:30:16.559
<v Speaker 1>Allie McGraw is in this, you guys, Ali McGrath like

617
00:30:16.720 --> 00:30:20.880
<v Speaker 1>movie star Ali McGraw. I squealed, yeah when I saw her.

618
00:30:20.920 --> 00:30:22.799
<v Speaker 1>I knew Diane Carroll would be in this because I've

619
00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:24.880
<v Speaker 1>already I just knew that ahead of time. I was

620
00:30:24.960 --> 00:30:27.200
<v Speaker 1>so surprised to see Ali McGraw in this.

621
00:30:27.720 --> 00:30:31.400
<v Speaker 2>I with love and respect to Ali McGraw man. This

622
00:30:31.480 --> 00:30:33.480
<v Speaker 2>is a black hole of chrisma going on right here.

623
00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:35.920
<v Speaker 1>This is rough. I'm not glad to you. She's not

624
00:30:35.960 --> 00:30:39.079
<v Speaker 1>good in this, but she's she's doing her level best.

625
00:30:39.079 --> 00:30:42.559
<v Speaker 1>Paul with given the worst character on this show. Uh.

626
00:30:42.680 --> 00:30:45.960
<v Speaker 2>Then we meet Stephen Carrington played by Jack Coleman. Now

627
00:30:46.000 --> 00:30:48.079
<v Speaker 2>you may not realize who this is at first. If

628
00:30:48.119 --> 00:30:51.960
<v Speaker 2>you watched Heroes, this is horn rimmed glasses from Heroes.

629
00:30:52.039 --> 00:30:53.920
<v Speaker 1>I kind of watched Heroes, but I don't really.

630
00:30:53.920 --> 00:30:57.359
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember Angela's gay husband from the Office.

631
00:30:57.640 --> 00:31:03.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh my god. Wow, Okay, he looks better older. Yes,

632
00:31:03.880 --> 00:31:06.160
<v Speaker 1>he does not look as good in this. Well it's fine.

633
00:31:06.200 --> 00:31:09.599
<v Speaker 2>But he also has a mullet. It's an eighties o mullet.

634
00:31:09.599 --> 00:31:11.400
<v Speaker 2>And he's the blonde. He's gay, so he's blonde.

635
00:31:11.519 --> 00:31:14.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, let's a little let's just I'm gonna jump ahead.

636
00:31:14.720 --> 00:31:16.119
<v Speaker 1>I did not know they were going to be gay

637
00:31:16.160 --> 00:31:20.279
<v Speaker 1>people on the show, And when they revealed this character

638
00:31:20.279 --> 00:31:26.039
<v Speaker 1>to be gay later, I squealed. I could not believe

639
00:31:26.720 --> 00:31:29.759
<v Speaker 1>that they had gay characters on TV in nineteen eighty

640
00:31:29.759 --> 00:31:31.680
<v Speaker 1>whatever this is, did you know they were gay people.

641
00:31:31.759 --> 00:31:32.240
<v Speaker 2>I knew there was.

642
00:31:33.039 --> 00:31:37.000
<v Speaker 1>I did not know that. I genuinely like gobsmacked, jaw

643
00:31:37.039 --> 00:31:37.480
<v Speaker 1>on the floor.

644
00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:40.720
<v Speaker 2>I was like, there's gay. We have gaye, we have gates,

645
00:31:40.759 --> 00:31:43.160
<v Speaker 2>and we have gays. He's not like the lead character

646
00:31:43.200 --> 00:31:45.160
<v Speaker 2>of this episode, but he has more of a storyline

647
00:31:45.200 --> 00:31:48.759
<v Speaker 2>than Melrose Place, which happens almost ten years later. Yes,

648
00:31:48.960 --> 00:31:50.519
<v Speaker 2>like he actually has some stuff to do.

649
00:31:50.680 --> 00:31:52.759
<v Speaker 1>Well, he has a lover in this episode.

650
00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:55.400
<v Speaker 2>So we meet his boyfriend, Luke, played by Billy Campbell,

651
00:31:55.440 --> 00:31:57.000
<v Speaker 2>the Great Billy Campbell, so handsome.

652
00:31:57.079 --> 00:31:59.519
<v Speaker 1>Oh that is Billy Campbell. I didn't recognize it.

653
00:31:59.720 --> 00:32:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's so different.

654
00:32:01.039 --> 00:32:03.279
<v Speaker 1>Say it's Billy Campbell, Like, of course that was Billy

655
00:32:03.319 --> 00:32:03.880
<v Speaker 1>camp Yeah.

656
00:32:03.920 --> 00:32:05.799
<v Speaker 2>The gay the gays can act. I don't know that.

657
00:32:05.839 --> 00:32:08.839
<v Speaker 2>They demonstrate it in this episode and blown away.

658
00:32:08.839 --> 00:32:11.799
<v Speaker 1>I watched this yesterday and I did not recognize him.

659
00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Uh. Then we meet Claudia Blaisdell played by Pamela Bellwood.

660
00:32:17.119 --> 00:32:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, poor girl, look there's a lot.

661
00:32:19.839 --> 00:32:22.079
<v Speaker 2>So first, Okay, this dress, this is the dress of

662
00:32:22.160 --> 00:32:25.119
<v Speaker 2>talking about Okay, oh yeah, this is the it is.

663
00:32:25.240 --> 00:32:27.480
<v Speaker 1>It is a disco nightmare.

664
00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:30.720
<v Speaker 2>It's so bad. So it's it's one of those. It's

665
00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:33.759
<v Speaker 2>kind of baggy, but fitted. Baggy's not the right word. Likes.

666
00:32:33.880 --> 00:32:38.200
<v Speaker 1>It's meant to be oversized, oversized, oversized, and yet fitted

667
00:32:38.279 --> 00:32:42.240
<v Speaker 1>because it starts at the most shoulder shoulder pads you've

668
00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:46.000
<v Speaker 1>ever seen, the biggest shoulder pads ever, and then tapers down.

669
00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:49.680
<v Speaker 1>So because it also has a very deep V in

670
00:32:49.720 --> 00:32:52.519
<v Speaker 1>the front, she's literally dressed like she is like the

671
00:32:52.559 --> 00:32:55.839
<v Speaker 1>most coked out person at Studio fifty four to walk

672
00:32:55.880 --> 00:32:58.440
<v Speaker 1>around like the polo grounds in Moldavia.

673
00:32:58.519 --> 00:32:59.680
<v Speaker 2>But you're forgetting the best part.

674
00:33:00.119 --> 00:33:01.759
<v Speaker 1>No, no, I'm not. I'm not. I just want to

675
00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:05.039
<v Speaker 1>describe the dress in all of its accurate glory. Okay,

676
00:33:05.200 --> 00:33:08.880
<v Speaker 1>So it tapers down to her to her hips. You

677
00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:10.599
<v Speaker 1>are like, no, Eric, I think you meant to say

678
00:33:10.680 --> 00:33:13.559
<v Speaker 1>tapers down to her waist. No, no, it tapers down

679
00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:17.480
<v Speaker 1>to her hips, and then at her hips it is

680
00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:27.279
<v Speaker 1>gathered with a giant gold Lemmee sash that is just

681
00:33:27.920 --> 00:33:31.000
<v Speaker 1>tight around her hips and asks to keep the dress

682
00:33:31.079 --> 00:33:34.559
<v Speaker 1>in place, and then it just kind of falls from

683
00:33:34.559 --> 00:33:38.559
<v Speaker 1>there to the ground. And the whole thing is like

684
00:33:39.559 --> 00:33:47.200
<v Speaker 1>silver metallic rhinestone sequined disco ball that is this dress.

685
00:33:47.559 --> 00:33:50.400
<v Speaker 1>And of course it's awful. Of course, it's awful, Paul.

686
00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:53.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm not telling you it's not awful. But is it?

687
00:33:53.720 --> 00:33:54.960
<v Speaker 2>But you it is?

688
00:33:55.839 --> 00:33:58.359
<v Speaker 1>But but does it also look incredible?

689
00:33:58.759 --> 00:34:00.599
<v Speaker 2>Is it a perfect tallow costume?

690
00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:04.119
<v Speaker 1>Yes? Also the sexiest thing I've ever seen. I don't know.

691
00:34:05.640 --> 00:34:09.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Paul. This show has broken my brain.

692
00:34:10.000 --> 00:34:14.480
<v Speaker 2>So Claudia is Steven. Stephen is the gay son. Claudia

693
00:34:14.519 --> 00:34:17.519
<v Speaker 2>is Stephen's fragile ex wife. They have a child together.

694
00:34:18.840 --> 00:34:21.880
<v Speaker 2>She is currently in a relationship with Adam Carrington played

695
00:34:21.880 --> 00:34:22.880
<v Speaker 2>by Gordon Thompson.

696
00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:25.440
<v Speaker 1>Wait, they're not brothers, right, their cousins.

697
00:34:26.199 --> 00:34:30.199
<v Speaker 2>No, Adam and Stephen are brothers, but Adam was thought

698
00:34:30.199 --> 00:34:34.039
<v Speaker 2>to be was kidnapped as an infant and came back

699
00:34:34.079 --> 00:34:36.719
<v Speaker 2>as an adult like was resurfaced like two seasons ago

700
00:34:36.800 --> 00:34:38.840
<v Speaker 2>on the show as an adult. So he is Steven's

701
00:34:38.880 --> 00:34:39.400
<v Speaker 2>full brother.

702
00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Got it? So she is now with her ex husband's brother. Yes,

703
00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:47.480
<v Speaker 1>they're carrying on an illicit affair.

704
00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:50.559
<v Speaker 2>Correct. Now their relationship has been forbidden by Blake. That's

705
00:34:50.599 --> 00:34:53.400
<v Speaker 2>John Forsyth, the patriarch of the family, because he said

706
00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:56.079
<v Speaker 2>that the failure of Claudia and Steven's relationship turned his

707
00:34:56.079 --> 00:34:56.679
<v Speaker 2>son gay again.

708
00:34:56.760 --> 00:34:57.039
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

709
00:34:57.039 --> 00:34:57.239
<v Speaker 2>Look.

710
00:34:57.400 --> 00:34:59.800
<v Speaker 1>Normally I would be like, that's terrible, what a terrible

711
00:34:59.800 --> 00:35:01.440
<v Speaker 1>thing say to someone. But then I looked at that

712
00:35:01.519 --> 00:35:06.440
<v Speaker 1>dress and I thought, well, maybe maybe that's possible. You guys,

713
00:35:06.760 --> 00:35:10.159
<v Speaker 1>if you marry a sentient disco ball, yeah, you might

714
00:35:10.280 --> 00:35:12.079
<v Speaker 1>turn out to be gay. It might make you gay.

715
00:35:12.280 --> 00:35:14.960
<v Speaker 2>We do on this podcast believe that it is nature,

716
00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:17.880
<v Speaker 2>not nurture. But if it is nurture, but if it is,

717
00:35:18.000 --> 00:35:19.239
<v Speaker 2>this is the nurturing that we'll do.

718
00:35:19.280 --> 00:35:23.960
<v Speaker 1>It is guys, like, do not marry sentient disco balls.

719
00:35:23.960 --> 00:35:25.000
<v Speaker 1>They will turn you gay.

720
00:35:25.039 --> 00:35:28.719
<v Speaker 2>They will. It's true. Also, she is I may not

721
00:35:28.719 --> 00:35:34.239
<v Speaker 2>get this right. Alexis married the Colby patriarch. To get

722
00:35:34.280 --> 00:35:38.360
<v Speaker 2>Alexis Carrington Colby, I believe Claudia is his first wife.

723
00:35:39.039 --> 00:35:40.880
<v Speaker 2>What I think.

724
00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:44.400
<v Speaker 1>Claudia is like twenty five years younger than Johan Collins.

725
00:35:44.440 --> 00:35:47.079
<v Speaker 2>I think I could be wrong, or maybe she's married

726
00:35:47.079 --> 00:35:48.920
<v Speaker 2>to his son. I could be wrong, but no, she's

727
00:35:48.920 --> 00:35:49.960
<v Speaker 2>married to his son. Excuse me.

728
00:35:49.960 --> 00:35:52.440
<v Speaker 1>She's definitely a different generation from the others.

729
00:35:52.679 --> 00:35:58.400
<v Speaker 2>She's married to Colby's son, so she's technically Alexis's stepdaughter.

730
00:35:58.639 --> 00:36:04.000
<v Speaker 1>Got it, and Adam is Alexis's son son. Yes, got

731
00:36:04.280 --> 00:36:08.360
<v Speaker 1>as is gay Stephen correct, Okay, got it now? Who

732
00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:09.599
<v Speaker 1>birthed the disco ball?

733
00:36:10.440 --> 00:36:12.039
<v Speaker 2>That would be the Colby's, got you?

734
00:36:12.119 --> 00:36:12.199
<v Speaker 1>No?

735
00:36:12.320 --> 00:36:14.400
<v Speaker 2>Wait, no, no, sorry, she's married into the Colby's. We

736
00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:15.360
<v Speaker 2>don't know her parents or I.

737
00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Don't know Freddy Mercury birth disco ball.

738
00:36:19.159 --> 00:36:23.159
<v Speaker 2>Freddy Mercury and Robert Maplethorpe fucked and they birthed this dress.

739
00:36:26.639 --> 00:36:29.559
<v Speaker 1>Halston shot this dress out. Yeah, and that's how it became.

740
00:36:29.920 --> 00:36:34.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right. Finally we meet Dominique Devereaux played by

741
00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:39.519
<v Speaker 2>Diane Carroll. She is Blake's half sister. She is black. Uh,

742
00:36:39.960 --> 00:36:43.840
<v Speaker 2>just a really fun backstory on Dominique Devereux and Dian Carroll.

743
00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:46.719
<v Speaker 2>The role was created for her. She campaigned for a

744
00:36:46.800 --> 00:36:49.239
<v Speaker 2>role on Dynasty because she wanted she thought she'd have

745
00:36:49.320 --> 00:36:51.559
<v Speaker 2>racial diversity. And she said, I want to be the

746
00:36:51.559 --> 00:36:55.599
<v Speaker 2>first black bitch on television. Wow.

747
00:36:55.920 --> 00:36:59.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, clearly she never saw Eartha Kits Catwoman, just saying,

748
00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:04.280
<v Speaker 1>but wow, good for her. Okay, already more diversity than

749
00:37:04.320 --> 00:37:06.679
<v Speaker 1>fucking Melrose Place had last week, I have to say.

750
00:37:06.760 --> 00:37:09.400
<v Speaker 2>And she was the only black actress with a regular

751
00:37:09.480 --> 00:37:12.239
<v Speaker 2>role on like a nighttime soap at that time. It

752
00:37:12.320 --> 00:37:12.719
<v Speaker 2>was just her.

753
00:37:12.840 --> 00:37:15.960
<v Speaker 1>I bet, Yeah, that's incredible. Wait a good day, and Carol,

754
00:37:16.039 --> 00:37:18.679
<v Speaker 1>I haven't. She doesn't do much in this episode, but

755
00:37:18.760 --> 00:37:20.880
<v Speaker 1>I every once in a while Instagram will serve me

756
00:37:20.920 --> 00:37:23.960
<v Speaker 1>clips of her and Joan Collins like sniping at each other,

757
00:37:24.000 --> 00:37:25.719
<v Speaker 1>and it is so excellent.

758
00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:26.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

759
00:37:26.480 --> 00:37:32.039
<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile, we meet Crown Prince Michael played by Michael Prade

760
00:37:32.119 --> 00:37:37.159
<v Speaker 1>Prade Pride, who is being pursued by Elena, the Duchess

761
00:37:37.199 --> 00:37:43.000
<v Speaker 1>of Brenna played by Carrie Armstrong, his ex fiancee. Okay,

762
00:37:43.480 --> 00:37:45.920
<v Speaker 1>then we're gonna have to talk about Mouldiavian accents. Now.

763
00:37:46.920 --> 00:37:51.320
<v Speaker 1>The King Galen has an American accent, correct, The Prince

764
00:37:51.760 --> 00:37:57.039
<v Speaker 1>Michael has a British accent. Elena, the Duchess has something

765
00:37:57.079 --> 00:37:58.400
<v Speaker 1>like a Swedish accent.

766
00:37:58.519 --> 00:37:59.400
<v Speaker 2>Something up there.

767
00:37:59.599 --> 00:38:03.800
<v Speaker 1>Definitely like it's Norwegian, it's Swedish, it's Scandinavian. Later on

768
00:38:03.840 --> 00:38:06.920
<v Speaker 1>in the episode there will be an archbishop, the Archbishop

769
00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:10.280
<v Speaker 1>of Moldavia has, I swear to Christ a Belgian accent.

770
00:38:10.639 --> 00:38:12.559
<v Speaker 1>What is this country?

771
00:38:13.760 --> 00:38:15.559
<v Speaker 2>It's a melting pot Erica, a.

772
00:38:15.679 --> 00:38:19.119
<v Speaker 1>True melting pot in every sense of the word. This

773
00:38:19.199 --> 00:38:22.679
<v Speaker 1>is the craziest. They didn't even like have a meeting

774
00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:24.920
<v Speaker 1>to be like, can we just all agree that we

775
00:38:24.960 --> 00:38:27.639
<v Speaker 1>all have like a generic English accent? Or can we

776
00:38:27.719 --> 00:38:29.880
<v Speaker 1>all agree that we have no accents and we're all

777
00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:30.679
<v Speaker 1>just American?

778
00:38:31.079 --> 00:38:31.719
<v Speaker 2>Can we just.

779
00:38:32.119 --> 00:38:36.199
<v Speaker 1>Agree on a fucking accent? So Elena is the one

780
00:38:36.199 --> 00:38:41.400
<v Speaker 1>who told Amanda that Michael the Prince, her fiance had

781
00:38:41.440 --> 00:38:44.199
<v Speaker 1>been unfaithful. Elena's like, I need to talk to you, Michael,

782
00:38:44.239 --> 00:38:45.960
<v Speaker 1>and Michael's like, I can't talk to you right now, Elena,

783
00:38:46.039 --> 00:38:48.159
<v Speaker 1>I don't even want to look at you. You're ruining

784
00:38:48.199 --> 00:38:50.559
<v Speaker 1>my life. And then he opens his door to find

785
00:38:50.599 --> 00:38:54.239
<v Speaker 1>his bodyguard Yuri on the other side with an iepatch.

786
00:38:54.320 --> 00:38:58.760
<v Speaker 1>The man has an eye patch, you guys, if you're

787
00:38:58.800 --> 00:39:02.079
<v Speaker 1>not already in yeah, and you bail now because there's

788
00:39:02.079 --> 00:39:04.400
<v Speaker 1>a fucking eye patch in minute five of this show.

789
00:39:04.920 --> 00:39:08.880
<v Speaker 1>And then Michael says, oh, what are you doing lurking

790
00:39:08.920 --> 00:39:13.280
<v Speaker 1>behind the people watching my goings and cummings. That's not

791
00:39:13.360 --> 00:39:15.199
<v Speaker 1>a mistake. They knew what they were doing. Ye, they

792
00:39:15.280 --> 00:39:17.119
<v Speaker 1>knew what they were doing when they wrote that line.

793
00:39:17.360 --> 00:39:21.800
<v Speaker 1>He storms off, telling Yuri and Elena to stop following me.

794
00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:25.039
<v Speaker 2>We cut back to the reception. Blake pulls Alexis aside

795
00:39:25.039 --> 00:39:27.440
<v Speaker 2>in case it's not clear to everyone. Blake and Alexis

796
00:39:27.440 --> 00:39:29.159
<v Speaker 2>are exes, in case anyone didn't know that, I don't

797
00:39:29.159 --> 00:39:30.119
<v Speaker 2>know if we actually said that.

798
00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:33.039
<v Speaker 1>They are, like so prior to this show starting, they

799
00:39:33.199 --> 00:39:35.719
<v Speaker 1>birthed a bunch of children and all the nonsense we're

800
00:39:35.719 --> 00:39:38.719
<v Speaker 1>watching now is their drama. And then they split up.

801
00:39:38.840 --> 00:39:42.360
<v Speaker 1>He married Crystal. Okay. That's the other funny thing when

802
00:39:42.400 --> 00:39:44.400
<v Speaker 1>you start to think about this is all of these

803
00:39:44.440 --> 00:39:48.079
<v Speaker 1>people flew to Moldavia for this wedding, but it doesn't

804
00:39:48.119 --> 00:39:50.519
<v Speaker 1>make any sense some of them. I'm like, why are

805
00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:53.559
<v Speaker 1>you here? Why were you even invited? Why is Steven's

806
00:39:53.679 --> 00:39:57.840
<v Speaker 1>ex wife invited to this wedding? Why is she there?

807
00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:03.519
<v Speaker 2>So Blake demands Alexis tell him why Amanda is skipping

808
00:40:03.519 --> 00:40:05.760
<v Speaker 2>the party, and she relents and she tells him the truth.

809
00:40:05.800 --> 00:40:08.159
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you can talk some sense into her. So we

810
00:40:08.239 --> 00:40:13.039
<v Speaker 2>cut to Blake confronting Amanda upstairs. Now, in case you're wondering, Erica,

811
00:40:13.159 --> 00:40:17.519
<v Speaker 2>Amanda is Alexis and Blake's fourth child. Right, Okay, we

812
00:40:17.559 --> 00:40:19.679
<v Speaker 2>met two of the other ones. We met the two boys. Okay,

813
00:40:19.800 --> 00:40:21.840
<v Speaker 2>then there's this one, and there's also Fallon, who will

814
00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:22.920
<v Speaker 2>very briefly meet later in the.

815
00:40:22.920 --> 00:40:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Episode I can't wait to talk about Fallen.

816
00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:27.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Blake did not know about Amanda's existence for a

817
00:40:27.639 --> 00:40:30.239
<v Speaker 2>very long time because apparently Alexis was pregnant with her

818
00:40:30.280 --> 00:40:32.639
<v Speaker 2>when they split up, and she kept Amanda hidden from

819
00:40:32.679 --> 00:40:34.440
<v Speaker 2>him for most of her life. So she popped up

820
00:40:34.599 --> 00:40:36.119
<v Speaker 2>at the beginning of this season.

821
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:38.559
<v Speaker 1>I did not know that.

822
00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:41.559
<v Speaker 2>So, in case you're wondering how strong this father daughter

823
00:40:41.599 --> 00:40:43.320
<v Speaker 2>bond is, it's at most one year.

824
00:40:43.599 --> 00:40:47.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this woman is twenty five. If she's

825
00:40:47.559 --> 00:40:49.960
<v Speaker 1>a minute, how do you hide a twenty five year old?

826
00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:54.400
<v Speaker 2>So Blake tells Amanda that she has to grow up

827
00:40:54.480 --> 00:40:56.679
<v Speaker 2>and make a decision, and Amanda says she knows that

828
00:40:56.719 --> 00:40:59.039
<v Speaker 2>he's right, but she doesn't know what to do. And

829
00:40:59.079 --> 00:41:01.280
<v Speaker 2>Blake tells her that she has to decide what she wants,

830
00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:03.719
<v Speaker 2>but once she figures that out, he'll support her in

831
00:41:03.760 --> 00:41:06.639
<v Speaker 2>whatever decision she makes, and the two embrace. It's actually

832
00:41:06.679 --> 00:41:10.039
<v Speaker 2>kind of a nice again, Like you said, Blake and Crystal,

833
00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:11.800
<v Speaker 2>at least in this episode.

834
00:41:11.840 --> 00:41:16.079
<v Speaker 1>I don't I cannot normal. They're so normal, I tell

835
00:41:16.079 --> 00:41:17.159
<v Speaker 1>you how normal.

836
00:41:17.320 --> 00:41:18.760
<v Speaker 2>Decent like parental figures.

837
00:41:18.880 --> 00:41:21.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, except for telling Claudia that she turned her.

838
00:41:21.719 --> 00:41:24.199
<v Speaker 2>The soun Okay, right, we didn't do that in this episode.

839
00:41:24.199 --> 00:41:26.280
<v Speaker 1>That was that was another episode. I didn't even know

840
00:41:26.320 --> 00:41:29.519
<v Speaker 1>that happened, and frankly, she probably did. I said what

841
00:41:29.559 --> 00:41:32.159
<v Speaker 1>I said. So Blake goes to find Michael on the

842
00:41:32.159 --> 00:41:34.679
<v Speaker 1>grounds of the palace to ask him for his side

843
00:41:34.679 --> 00:41:36.599
<v Speaker 1>of the story about what the fuck happened with Elena.

844
00:41:36.679 --> 00:41:38.119
<v Speaker 2>Right now, I just point out something real quick here.

845
00:41:38.320 --> 00:41:43.079
<v Speaker 2>I want to start tracking time. So we know that

846
00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:45.920
<v Speaker 2>the reception was at seven pm the prior, in the evening.

847
00:41:46.000 --> 00:41:49.719
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh, they all arrived yesterday, I'm sure presumed.

848
00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:53.880
<v Speaker 2>Presumably, Yeah, they're all at the reception, presumptively. Alexis tells

849
00:41:54.599 --> 00:41:56.840
<v Speaker 2>Blake why a man isn't there, and he goes upstairs

850
00:41:56.880 --> 00:41:59.480
<v Speaker 2>to talk to her. Now it is now full daylight,

851
00:41:59.639 --> 00:42:02.199
<v Speaker 2>so we're it's the next day now that this is happening.

852
00:42:02.360 --> 00:42:09.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, okay, she's still in her robe. Everyone else

853
00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:12.199
<v Speaker 1>has changed at least twice. By the way, there's a

854
00:42:12.239 --> 00:42:14.400
<v Speaker 1>scene here the two of them are walking around the grounds,

855
00:42:14.440 --> 00:42:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Blake and Michael. And you know that Michael is royalty

856
00:42:17.000 --> 00:42:19.199
<v Speaker 1>of some sort because he does the universal actor thing.

857
00:42:19.719 --> 00:42:22.519
<v Speaker 1>He walks with both hands behind his back. That is

858
00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:26.360
<v Speaker 1>such a thing, such an actor thing when you're like,

859
00:42:26.400 --> 00:42:29.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm playing royalty, I walk with my hands behind my plushment.

860
00:42:29.480 --> 00:42:31.679
<v Speaker 1>I sort of christ Everyone saw Prince Charles do it

861
00:42:31.760 --> 00:42:36.519
<v Speaker 1>once and then they just copied it forever. So Michael

862
00:42:36.559 --> 00:42:38.760
<v Speaker 1>tells him what happened with Elena was not his fault,

863
00:42:38.840 --> 00:42:40.360
<v Speaker 1>but he has no way of proving it. He's like,

864
00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:43.320
<v Speaker 1>she came on to me. He assures Blake that he

865
00:42:43.800 --> 00:42:48.920
<v Speaker 1>loves Amanda and would never, ever, ever be unfaithful to her.

866
00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:52.880
<v Speaker 1>Too many nevers, man, too many nevers. One is fine

867
00:42:52.920 --> 00:42:53.519
<v Speaker 1>more than one.

868
00:42:53.679 --> 00:42:56.039
<v Speaker 2>You cheat, protest too much.

869
00:42:57.079 --> 00:42:59.719
<v Speaker 1>Blake heads back to Amanda to report Michael's story and

870
00:42:59.760 --> 00:43:01.960
<v Speaker 1>tell her that he believed it. I believed him when

871
00:43:02.000 --> 00:43:04.679
<v Speaker 1>he said he didn't cheat on you. But stress is

872
00:43:04.719 --> 00:43:08.199
<v Speaker 1>that it's still Amanda's decision to make. I'm not telling

873
00:43:08.239 --> 00:43:12.000
<v Speaker 1>you anything except that I did fly literally everyone we've

874
00:43:12.079 --> 00:43:15.280
<v Speaker 1>ever met out here for this wedding, and I really

875
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:18.559
<v Speaker 1>hate to not have a wedding after all the trouble

876
00:43:18.559 --> 00:43:20.639
<v Speaker 1>and expense I've went through. But anyway, it's still on

877
00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:22.320
<v Speaker 1>your decision.

878
00:43:22.639 --> 00:43:25.360
<v Speaker 2>We cut to the Palace grounds, where a proto top

879
00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:27.599
<v Speaker 2>gun volleyball scene is happening in the background.

880
00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:30.400
<v Speaker 1>This made me so every time they cut to these

881
00:43:30.440 --> 00:43:34.039
<v Speaker 1>boys just doing sports, just random sports.

882
00:43:34.199 --> 00:43:39.880
<v Speaker 2>Yep, Lady Ashley that's Ally McGraw confides in Dominique, that's

883
00:43:39.920 --> 00:43:42.639
<v Speaker 2>Diane Carroll, that she's concerned the age difference be too

884
00:43:42.719 --> 00:43:45.000
<v Speaker 2>much in her potential. I'm sorry, I've dozed off. This

885
00:43:45.119 --> 00:43:47.880
<v Speaker 2>was so boring. Not even Dian Carroll can make this interesting.

886
00:43:48.119 --> 00:43:50.159
<v Speaker 1>All I could look at is the hair is Ally

887
00:43:50.199 --> 00:43:51.960
<v Speaker 1>McGrath's hair. It's all I saw. Yeah.

888
00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:55.960
<v Speaker 2>We cut to Alexis later that night. I guess so

889
00:43:56.239 --> 00:43:59.400
<v Speaker 2>because she is now again dolled up. She is now

890
00:43:59.599 --> 00:44:00.920
<v Speaker 2>like for reception of some sort.

891
00:44:01.239 --> 00:44:03.039
<v Speaker 1>Is the red dress or is this No, this.

892
00:44:03.000 --> 00:44:06.440
<v Speaker 2>Is the the bubblegum pink dress with the halter with

893
00:44:06.519 --> 00:44:08.199
<v Speaker 2>it like the halter that looks a little bit from

894
00:44:08.199 --> 00:44:10.320
<v Speaker 2>a distance, like someone crumpled up tinfoil and wrapped it

895
00:44:10.320 --> 00:44:10.920
<v Speaker 2>around her neck.

896
00:44:11.039 --> 00:44:12.039
<v Speaker 1>I love this dress.

897
00:44:12.440 --> 00:44:16.039
<v Speaker 2>And then there's this enormous structural part that's like gathered up.

898
00:44:16.079 --> 00:44:19.599
<v Speaker 2>It almost looks like like pulling taffy around. Yeah. I

899
00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:22.400
<v Speaker 2>like everything except the strap. The strap is too much

900
00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:22.599
<v Speaker 2>for me.

901
00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:26.239
<v Speaker 1>Everything I like everything on this Everything everyone wears this

902
00:44:26.360 --> 00:44:27.400
<v Speaker 1>dress is amazing.

903
00:44:27.960 --> 00:44:31.840
<v Speaker 2>So Alexis walks into this random room in the palace,

904
00:44:31.880 --> 00:44:34.960
<v Speaker 2>and King Galen follows her into the room, wanting to

905
00:44:35.000 --> 00:44:38.960
<v Speaker 2>talk about us. Right, so yeah, So it turns out

906
00:44:38.960 --> 00:44:40.360
<v Speaker 2>that like the two of them knew each other from

907
00:44:40.440 --> 00:44:43.400
<v Speaker 2>years back, and they were madly in love. Alexis is

908
00:44:43.480 --> 00:44:46.000
<v Speaker 2>more focused on the Amanda situation. She asks if the

909
00:44:46.079 --> 00:44:48.920
<v Speaker 2>king can speak to Elena, the Duchess of Brana, and

910
00:44:49.000 --> 00:44:50.760
<v Speaker 2>he says they should let the children work it out

911
00:44:50.760 --> 00:44:53.119
<v Speaker 2>for themselves. But then he says, but you should stay

912
00:44:53.119 --> 00:44:55.159
<v Speaker 2>in Moldavia with me, as you should have years ago.

913
00:44:55.199 --> 00:44:57.559
<v Speaker 2>I should have asked you. I was too cowardly. But

914
00:44:57.599 --> 00:44:59.440
<v Speaker 2>she says, she's not ready to give up her life

915
00:44:59.719 --> 00:45:01.760
<v Speaker 2>or my husband. I have a business. These things mean

916
00:45:01.880 --> 00:45:05.480
<v Speaker 2>something to me. King Galen kisses her shoulder just as

917
00:45:05.559 --> 00:45:08.280
<v Speaker 2>Dex walks in and sees it, and Dex leaves without

918
00:45:08.320 --> 00:45:08.960
<v Speaker 2>saying anything.

919
00:45:09.159 --> 00:45:12.159
<v Speaker 1>Dex has that amazing thing that actor Michael Nader is

920
00:45:12.360 --> 00:45:14.960
<v Speaker 1>that amazing thing where he's like he looks and they

921
00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:17.719
<v Speaker 1>don't know that he sees them, and he he quietly

922
00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:18.599
<v Speaker 1>storms off.

923
00:45:18.840 --> 00:45:19.760
<v Speaker 2>It's so good.

924
00:45:20.760 --> 00:45:23.559
<v Speaker 1>We cut to Dex in another room, drinking whiskey in

925
00:45:23.639 --> 00:45:27.920
<v Speaker 1>the dark. Alexis centers and the two of them start

926
00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:28.400
<v Speaker 1>to fight.

927
00:45:28.639 --> 00:45:28.880
<v Speaker 2>Yep.

928
00:45:29.000 --> 00:45:31.119
<v Speaker 1>He demands to know how far it's gone between her

929
00:45:31.159 --> 00:45:35.360
<v Speaker 1>and the King of Moldavia, and she snaps back about

930
00:45:35.400 --> 00:45:38.000
<v Speaker 1>as far as things between you and Amanda.

931
00:45:38.239 --> 00:45:45.320
<v Speaker 2>Now, Erica, what what you might wondering? You might be

932
00:45:45.360 --> 00:45:47.599
<v Speaker 2>wondering about that line, So I did a little research

933
00:45:47.639 --> 00:45:50.800
<v Speaker 2>for you. You might be thinking. When Amanda appeared on the

934
00:45:50.800 --> 00:45:53.599
<v Speaker 2>show about twenty episodes ago, did she attempt to seduce

935
00:45:53.639 --> 00:45:58.079
<v Speaker 2>her mother's husband, Yes, yes she did. Did she succeed, Yes,

936
00:45:58.159 --> 00:45:58.679
<v Speaker 2>yes she did.

937
00:45:58.800 --> 00:46:00.159
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

938
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:03.519
<v Speaker 2>Did Dex reportedly regret it immediately and announce his plans

939
00:46:03.519 --> 00:46:06.119
<v Speaker 2>to marry it Alexis after boning her daughter. Yes, yes

940
00:46:06.119 --> 00:46:06.400
<v Speaker 2>he did.

941
00:46:06.559 --> 00:46:09.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. That's why Alexis is all like, Yo,

942
00:46:09.960 --> 00:46:13.840
<v Speaker 1>whatever happens before you're married is just part of the game, baby.

943
00:46:13.599 --> 00:46:17.199
<v Speaker 2>That's right. Yeah, what what happens? Prenuptial stays produce.

944
00:46:17.079 --> 00:46:22.559
<v Speaker 1>N actual Yeah? That Oh my god. I did not. Okay,

945
00:46:22.639 --> 00:46:25.639
<v Speaker 1>all right, I figured because after that line, I was like, wait,

946
00:46:26.400 --> 00:46:28.440
<v Speaker 1>That's when I started to google, like, wait, are Amanda

947
00:46:28.480 --> 00:46:30.920
<v Speaker 1>and Alexis full mother and daughter or is she like

948
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:33.760
<v Speaker 1>her adopted daughter? What's Oh my god? Their full mother

949
00:46:33.840 --> 00:46:34.199
<v Speaker 1>and daughter?

950
00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

951
00:46:34.639 --> 00:46:40.199
<v Speaker 1>Is disgusting. Okay, So Dex leaves furious as Alexis screams,

952
00:46:40.280 --> 00:46:43.880
<v Speaker 1>you bastard, everything everything.

953
00:46:44.320 --> 00:46:48.280
<v Speaker 2>The next morning dawns and Alexis manages to corner Elena.

954
00:46:48.360 --> 00:46:51.320
<v Speaker 2>That's the duchess, that's the accuser of Michael, and she

955
00:46:51.400 --> 00:46:54.079
<v Speaker 2>demands she tell Amanda the truth. She even tells Elena

956
00:46:54.159 --> 00:46:57.000
<v Speaker 2>what the truth is, and Elena scoffs in her face,

957
00:46:57.039 --> 00:46:59.199
<v Speaker 2>and then Galen appears and he manages to love her

958
00:46:59.199 --> 00:47:02.800
<v Speaker 2>something about her father and businesses, and no one cares.

959
00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:06.360
<v Speaker 1>He basically he's like Elena's father will disown her if

960
00:47:06.400 --> 00:47:09.639
<v Speaker 1>she breaks up the marriage somehow between Michael and Amanda.

961
00:47:09.800 --> 00:47:13.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Elena, by the way, is wearing almost just a

962
00:47:13.840 --> 00:47:16.559
<v Speaker 2>writing outfit, but instead of jobberr she's wearing gaucho's.

963
00:47:17.239 --> 00:47:20.199
<v Speaker 1>It's super weird, but also a skirt. It looks like

964
00:47:20.199 --> 00:47:22.519
<v Speaker 1>she's wearing pants and a skirt at the same time.

965
00:47:23.119 --> 00:47:24.639
<v Speaker 2>Those were billowing pants.

966
00:47:24.920 --> 00:47:27.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. All I know is like, unless you're

967
00:47:27.920 --> 00:47:30.559
<v Speaker 1>going side saddle, you are not writing a goddamn thing

968
00:47:30.559 --> 00:47:33.920
<v Speaker 1>in this outfit. And she is covered to her ankles

969
00:47:34.079 --> 00:47:34.760
<v Speaker 1>in this outfit.

970
00:47:35.599 --> 00:47:39.480
<v Speaker 2>So he basically forces Elena to go tell Amanda what

971
00:47:39.519 --> 00:47:42.559
<v Speaker 2>Alexis wants her to hear. I am not clear on

972
00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:44.639
<v Speaker 2>whether or not that is the truth. It seems I

973
00:47:44.679 --> 00:47:45.920
<v Speaker 2>think it is. It is.

974
00:47:45.960 --> 00:47:47.920
<v Speaker 1>I think Michael does not cheat on Amanda.

975
00:47:48.000 --> 00:47:48.360
<v Speaker 2>I believe that.

976
00:47:48.840 --> 00:47:50.719
<v Speaker 1>I just want to believe in love. I just want

977
00:47:50.760 --> 00:47:52.599
<v Speaker 1>to believe in faithfulness and love, and I want to

978
00:47:52.599 --> 00:47:55.559
<v Speaker 1>believe in Amanda and Michael. They're gonna make it work, Paul,

979
00:47:55.880 --> 00:47:57.840
<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be a marriage for the ages.

980
00:47:59.039 --> 00:48:01.800
<v Speaker 2>Elena does it, she's told. She goes to Amanda, who

981
00:48:01.840 --> 00:48:03.559
<v Speaker 2>at this point has been in her room in a

982
00:48:03.639 --> 00:48:05.760
<v Speaker 2>dressing gown for no fewer than forty eight hours.

983
00:48:05.880 --> 00:48:09.639
<v Speaker 1>Aha, is she even eating in there? Are they bringing

984
00:48:09.639 --> 00:48:11.000
<v Speaker 1>her water and food and shit?

985
00:48:11.199 --> 00:48:13.920
<v Speaker 2>That room smells like a fart. It smells like just

986
00:48:14.000 --> 00:48:19.840
<v Speaker 2>one long fart. Elena tells Amanda that Michael refused Elena's advances,

987
00:48:20.280 --> 00:48:22.559
<v Speaker 2>and Amanda says she believes her, but she asks if

988
00:48:22.559 --> 00:48:24.880
<v Speaker 2>Elena thinks she and Michael are a good match, and

989
00:48:24.880 --> 00:48:27.639
<v Speaker 2>Elena turns around and says, no, I don't. You don't

990
00:48:27.639 --> 00:48:29.679
<v Speaker 2>have what it takes to be a prince's wife, and

991
00:48:29.679 --> 00:48:30.360
<v Speaker 2>then she leaves.

992
00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:37.199
<v Speaker 1>We cut to Claudia in a salmon leather business suit.

993
00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:43.679
<v Speaker 1>PAULA love this. It's pretty fat, actually fucking great. A leather,

994
00:48:44.199 --> 00:48:48.639
<v Speaker 1>like a soft like buttery leather business suit, the kind

995
00:48:48.639 --> 00:48:48.920
<v Speaker 1>of one.

996
00:48:48.800 --> 00:48:50.639
<v Speaker 2>Where you can like roll up the sleeves on the jacket.

997
00:48:50.800 --> 00:48:54.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's in Salmon. I love everything about this.

998
00:48:55.079 --> 00:48:57.679
<v Speaker 1>She's running to catch up with Adam, who is wearing

999
00:48:57.760 --> 00:49:01.480
<v Speaker 1>tennis whites and carrying a racket balls at Kimbo. Let

1000
00:49:01.519 --> 00:49:04.000
<v Speaker 1>me tell you, oh, do not look too closely.

1001
00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:05.960
<v Speaker 2>I am so glad you said that, because I was like,

1002
00:49:06.000 --> 00:49:07.719
<v Speaker 2>maybe I'm just being gross, but I feel like I

1003
00:49:07.719 --> 00:49:08.519
<v Speaker 2>can see his penis.

1004
00:49:08.559 --> 00:49:11.840
<v Speaker 1>You get one hundred percent see his penis and balls

1005
00:49:12.480 --> 00:49:16.760
<v Speaker 1>through those tennis whites. Most TVs back then were twelve inches.

1006
00:49:16.760 --> 00:49:18.000
<v Speaker 1>People couldn't really see things.

1007
00:49:18.199 --> 00:49:22.840
<v Speaker 2>But I haven't in this shot, but I have.

1008
00:49:23.320 --> 00:49:27.280
<v Speaker 1>I have a large HGTV. You can see peni and balls.

1009
00:49:31.159 --> 00:49:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Paul rides here, and he's not wrong. He's carrying a

1010
00:49:33.440 --> 00:49:36.920
<v Speaker 1>tennis racket despite there being to our eyes, no tennis

1011
00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:38.159
<v Speaker 1>court anywhere in sight.

1012
00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:39.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1013
00:49:39.679 --> 00:49:42.400
<v Speaker 1>She says she doesn't want to be his embarrassing secret,

1014
00:49:42.639 --> 00:49:44.719
<v Speaker 1>and he says it's just easier for them to carry

1015
00:49:44.719 --> 00:49:47.480
<v Speaker 1>on in private and not anger. Blake. It Islake really

1016
00:49:47.519 --> 00:49:50.039
<v Speaker 1>that concerned that a second son will turn gay co

1017
00:49:50.480 --> 00:49:53.239
<v Speaker 1>he can't possibly be he can't, we actually think is

1018
00:49:53.320 --> 00:49:54.039
<v Speaker 1>Claudia's fall.

1019
00:49:54.239 --> 00:49:58.159
<v Speaker 2>Come on, to be clear, Stephen was gay first and

1020
00:49:58.199 --> 00:50:00.679
<v Speaker 2>then married a woman and then can be gay again.

1021
00:50:01.079 --> 00:50:03.960
<v Speaker 1>He married a sentient disco ball and that turned him straight.

1022
00:50:04.000 --> 00:50:06.519
<v Speaker 1>But some men can marry a sentient disco ball and

1023
00:50:06.559 --> 00:50:07.199
<v Speaker 1>it's fine.

1024
00:50:07.400 --> 00:50:10.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's David Barton, for instance, who was married to

1025
00:50:10.800 --> 00:50:11.519
<v Speaker 2>Susan Barte.

1026
00:50:12.119 --> 00:50:14.960
<v Speaker 1>That is literally the best example I could think of. Yeah,

1027
00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:17.159
<v Speaker 1>that is a man who like, is married to a

1028
00:50:17.199 --> 00:50:19.559
<v Speaker 1>gay man but is still standing. Yeah, yeah, is still

1029
00:50:19.599 --> 00:50:21.840
<v Speaker 1>a straight man married to a woman. He says he

1030
00:50:21.920 --> 00:50:24.079
<v Speaker 1>loves her, and she tells him to start acting like

1031
00:50:24.079 --> 00:50:26.679
<v Speaker 1>it or she'll be gone forever. And this is a

1032
00:50:26.679 --> 00:50:29.000
<v Speaker 1>point where I'm like, who invited her to this wedding?

1033
00:50:29.039 --> 00:50:29.800
<v Speaker 1>Why is she here?

1034
00:50:29.960 --> 00:50:30.599
<v Speaker 2>Why is she here?

1035
00:50:30.880 --> 00:50:35.199
<v Speaker 1>She runs off and he follows her meanwhile across the lawn.

1036
00:50:36.000 --> 00:50:38.559
<v Speaker 1>I'm learning their names in real time, you guys, because

1037
00:50:38.559 --> 00:50:40.519
<v Speaker 1>they don't know their names. At this point. Stephen and

1038
00:50:40.599 --> 00:50:46.920
<v Speaker 1>Luke Gay and his lover are like, just like laxadaisically

1039
00:50:47.039 --> 00:50:48.880
<v Speaker 1>kicking a soccer ball back and forth.

1040
00:50:48.960 --> 00:50:50.239
<v Speaker 2>Gay people doing gay things.

1041
00:50:50.079 --> 00:50:53.440
<v Speaker 1>They're doing sports they were doing. They were doing volleyball first,

1042
00:50:53.480 --> 00:50:55.880
<v Speaker 1>and now they're doing this this sport.

1043
00:50:56.000 --> 00:50:58.159
<v Speaker 2>The Moldavian royal family heard they were gay and just

1044
00:50:58.199 --> 00:50:59.679
<v Speaker 2>hand them a bunch of balls when they walk.

1045
00:51:00.119 --> 00:51:04.880
<v Speaker 1>A You know what, I did not know, because this

1046
00:51:04.920 --> 00:51:08.239
<v Speaker 1>is the scene in which Erica learns these characters are gay.

1047
00:51:08.280 --> 00:51:10.519
<v Speaker 1>I did not know they were gay until right now.

1048
00:51:10.840 --> 00:51:14.559
<v Speaker 1>So this actually puts that volleyball scene in way stark relief.

1049
00:51:15.159 --> 00:51:17.840
<v Speaker 1>Like that actually makes that volleyball scene amazing, because I

1050
00:51:17.840 --> 00:51:19.920
<v Speaker 1>think there's a moment where they're both spiking the ball

1051
00:51:19.960 --> 00:51:21.880
<v Speaker 1>at the same time and they end up like rubbing

1052
00:51:21.920 --> 00:51:24.800
<v Speaker 1>up against each other and everyone's like there's tension. I

1053
00:51:24.840 --> 00:51:27.199
<v Speaker 1>did not catch that the first time. I'm learning that

1054
00:51:27.239 --> 00:51:30.000
<v Speaker 1>in real time. So Stephen and Luke are just like

1055
00:51:30.519 --> 00:51:34.320
<v Speaker 1>sadly kicking a ball, baking forth to each other because

1056
00:51:34.320 --> 00:51:37.679
<v Speaker 1>that's what people did before cell phones. And Steven spots

1057
00:51:37.719 --> 00:51:40.519
<v Speaker 1>his brother and his ex wife talking in the distance

1058
00:51:40.559 --> 00:51:43.960
<v Speaker 1>and kind of sort of canoodling a little like I

1059
00:51:44.000 --> 00:51:46.280
<v Speaker 1>can't remember if they see if they're kissing, and he

1060
00:51:46.280 --> 00:51:49.760
<v Speaker 1>sees that or if they're kissing. They're very close, right,

1061
00:51:50.079 --> 00:51:52.320
<v Speaker 1>and Luke tells him that he has to put Claudia

1062
00:51:52.440 --> 00:51:54.800
<v Speaker 1>out of his mind if they're to have a shot

1063
00:51:54.840 --> 00:52:01.159
<v Speaker 1>at their relationship working. And Erica goes, wait, what So

1064
00:52:01.280 --> 00:52:05.360
<v Speaker 1>this is where I learned that Stephen and Claudia used

1065
00:52:05.360 --> 00:52:07.119
<v Speaker 1>to be a thing. They are no longer a thing,

1066
00:52:07.480 --> 00:52:10.480
<v Speaker 1>and that Stephen is now with Luke. And I screamed,

1067
00:52:10.679 --> 00:52:11.760
<v Speaker 1>gay people.

1068
00:52:14.039 --> 00:52:17.000
<v Speaker 2>I see homosexuals, Well, they know they're gay, No.

1069
00:52:17.039 --> 00:52:18.519
<v Speaker 1>Wonder they don't know how to do sports.

1070
00:52:19.239 --> 00:52:20.599
<v Speaker 2>Boom boom, got it?

1071
00:52:20.840 --> 00:52:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Burt you burnt homosexuals? Yea burnt fruits, yeap burnt.

1072
00:52:25.679 --> 00:52:28.280
<v Speaker 2>So Stephen was used to working with two balls at once.

1073
00:52:30.800 --> 00:52:35.039
<v Speaker 1>So Stephen responds, and his feelings about Claudia are complicated.

1074
00:52:35.400 --> 00:52:37.599
<v Speaker 1>Once you fall in love with a disco ball, it's

1075
00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:41.599
<v Speaker 1>hard to turn away. There's complicated as his feelings about himself,

1076
00:52:41.639 --> 00:52:45.559
<v Speaker 1>and clearly the term bisexual just had not yet been invented. Yeah,

1077
00:52:45.800 --> 00:52:48.199
<v Speaker 1>but that doesn't mean he doesn't love Luke. In fact,

1078
00:52:48.559 --> 00:52:51.519
<v Speaker 1>when they get home, he and his son are going

1079
00:52:51.559 --> 00:52:53.320
<v Speaker 1>to move in with Luke.

1080
00:52:53.480 --> 00:52:55.280
<v Speaker 2>The way he said that, I was like, did Luke ask,

1081
00:52:57.440 --> 00:52:58.920
<v Speaker 2>is this your idea or his idea?

1082
00:52:59.039 --> 00:53:02.559
<v Speaker 1>And that's it took me this long because at first

1083
00:53:02.599 --> 00:53:04.519
<v Speaker 1>he's like our relationship isn't gonna work if you're still

1084
00:53:04.519 --> 00:53:06.679
<v Speaker 1>obsessed with Claudia. And I was like, Okay, maybe they're

1085
00:53:06.679 --> 00:53:09.880
<v Speaker 1>talking about like Luke's relationship to Claudia instead of Stephen's

1086
00:53:09.920 --> 00:53:12.119
<v Speaker 1>relationship with Luke. And I was like, it's not until

1087
00:53:12.159 --> 00:53:14.679
<v Speaker 1>they literally are like, I'm going to move into your

1088
00:53:14.719 --> 00:53:17.480
<v Speaker 1>house with my son, and then they do bro hug.

1089
00:53:17.880 --> 00:53:19.639
<v Speaker 1>That's the best they could get away with back then

1090
00:53:19.960 --> 00:53:22.239
<v Speaker 1>they literally just like bro hug. Yeah, And I'm like,

1091
00:53:22.639 --> 00:53:26.880
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I became Kristen wigg in that sketch

1092
00:53:26.880 --> 00:53:27.880
<v Speaker 1>where she gets all excited.

1093
00:53:28.000 --> 00:53:29.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh my god.

1094
00:53:30.719 --> 00:53:31.400
<v Speaker 1>They're good.

1095
00:53:32.800 --> 00:53:34.960
<v Speaker 2>I have to say, like, for it being nineteen eighty

1096
00:53:35.000 --> 00:53:37.760
<v Speaker 2>five or whatever, like I thought this scene was actually pretty.

1097
00:53:37.519 --> 00:53:38.760
<v Speaker 1>Good, Like it's so sweet.

1098
00:53:38.920 --> 00:53:42.719
<v Speaker 2>It's sweet, and Stephen saying like, I have complicated feelings

1099
00:53:42.719 --> 00:53:45.679
<v Speaker 2>about myself, like he his arc over the whole show,

1100
00:53:45.719 --> 00:53:47.599
<v Speaker 2>from what I can tell, is basically him struggling with

1101
00:53:47.599 --> 00:53:51.639
<v Speaker 2>his sexuality, which in the nineteen eighties, it's a real

1102
00:53:51.639 --> 00:53:54.320
<v Speaker 2>fucking arc that takes a long time in that time,

1103
00:53:54.599 --> 00:53:57.559
<v Speaker 2>like it, you know, and his father clearly doesn't support him.

1104
00:53:57.559 --> 00:53:59.239
<v Speaker 2>I think he and Crystal actually have a really good

1105
00:53:59.239 --> 00:54:02.519
<v Speaker 2>relationship if I understand all the all my readings correctly.

1106
00:54:02.679 --> 00:54:05.039
<v Speaker 2>I read a lot about soapropers these past few weeks,

1107
00:54:05.079 --> 00:54:07.559
<v Speaker 2>You guys is starting to blur. Aha. The way he

1108
00:54:07.639 --> 00:54:10.239
<v Speaker 2>said it, I thought was very progressive, Like I have

1109
00:54:10.320 --> 00:54:13.199
<v Speaker 2>complicated feelings about like my ex wife and about me

1110
00:54:13.400 --> 00:54:16.360
<v Speaker 2>being gay, but I don't have complicated feelings about you, right,

1111
00:54:16.400 --> 00:54:19.239
<v Speaker 2>which is like an interesting line to draw, because.

1112
00:54:18.960 --> 00:54:20.639
<v Speaker 1>You're Billy Campbell and you're adorable.

1113
00:54:20.679 --> 00:54:21.360
<v Speaker 2>You're adorable.

1114
00:54:21.719 --> 00:54:25.800
<v Speaker 1>So the two bros hug it out pro style and dude, dude,

1115
00:54:26.239 --> 00:54:30.920
<v Speaker 1>love fucking love you, dude. Meanwhile, we see Blake seeing

1116
00:54:30.960 --> 00:54:35.000
<v Speaker 1>Adam and Claudia kiss across the courtyard. So Blake is

1117
00:54:35.039 --> 00:54:38.519
<v Speaker 1>the father of Adam and Stephen. He blames Claudia for

1118
00:54:39.000 --> 00:54:41.519
<v Speaker 1>turning Stephen gay and now she's now she's on his

1119
00:54:41.559 --> 00:54:42.079
<v Speaker 1>other son.

1120
00:54:42.360 --> 00:54:46.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. We cut to Amanda, who has finally left the room,

1121
00:54:46.039 --> 00:54:49.199
<v Speaker 2>but she is wearing an insane white suit. And I

1122
00:54:49.599 --> 00:54:51.960
<v Speaker 2>know what you're thinking, listeners, You're thinking, it's a white suit.

1123
00:54:52.199 --> 00:54:56.800
<v Speaker 2>How insane can it be? I have one word, two syllables, netting.

1124
00:54:57.400 --> 00:55:00.760
<v Speaker 2>There is netting on this suit. There are there band

1125
00:55:00.760 --> 00:55:04.599
<v Speaker 2>aid colored strips of accent fabric with a vague giraffe

1126
00:55:04.599 --> 00:55:08.400
<v Speaker 2>pattern on them, and the netting causes visible shoulder pads.

1127
00:55:09.159 --> 00:55:13.039
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember this at all. I may have blacked

1128
00:55:13.039 --> 00:55:16.000
<v Speaker 1>out passed out with when you said earlier she wears

1129
00:55:16.000 --> 00:55:18.119
<v Speaker 1>a one outfit. That's crazy. I thought you were referring

1130
00:55:18.119 --> 00:55:20.320
<v Speaker 1>to the wedding dress. Spoiler, there's a wedding dress.

1131
00:55:20.360 --> 00:55:21.039
<v Speaker 2>It's a wedding dress.

1132
00:55:21.400 --> 00:55:26.159
<v Speaker 1>I in my head, she's wearing just pajamas up until

1133
00:55:26.159 --> 00:55:26.480
<v Speaker 1>that way.

1134
00:55:27.199 --> 00:55:28.559
<v Speaker 2>No, there's a suit moment.

1135
00:55:28.679 --> 00:55:30.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I forgot about this.

1136
00:55:30.280 --> 00:55:34.599
<v Speaker 2>Okay. So she walks into Alexis's room looking for her mother.

1137
00:55:34.920 --> 00:55:38.360
<v Speaker 2>She finds Deck's leaving. Remember dex is someone she had

1138
00:55:38.400 --> 00:55:40.760
<v Speaker 2>an affair with behind her mother's back.

1139
00:55:40.639 --> 00:55:41.960
<v Speaker 1>But now is her stepdaddy.

1140
00:55:42.039 --> 00:55:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he says, He says he's leaving. She says she

1141
00:55:44.519 --> 00:55:47.079
<v Speaker 2>wants him there. He tells her that she's selfish, just

1142
00:55:47.159 --> 00:55:49.920
<v Speaker 2>like her mother. She grabs his arm. She begs him

1143
00:55:49.960 --> 00:55:52.159
<v Speaker 2>to stay. He says, I have to go. I have

1144
00:55:52.239 --> 00:55:54.360
<v Speaker 2>to go, amandad he grabs her hands say do you

1145
00:55:54.400 --> 00:55:56.920
<v Speaker 2>hear me? Do you hear me? And then Michael walks

1146
00:55:56.960 --> 00:55:59.360
<v Speaker 2>in and he says, you let her go, and the

1147
00:55:59.400 --> 00:56:00.239
<v Speaker 2>two of them fight.

1148
00:56:00.679 --> 00:56:05.480
<v Speaker 1>It is so good. It is so good. The choreography.

1149
00:56:05.599 --> 00:56:08.400
<v Speaker 1>It's two people ten feet apart from each other throwing

1150
00:56:08.440 --> 00:56:11.800
<v Speaker 1>punches and then falling backwards like they've been hit with

1151
00:56:11.840 --> 00:56:12.719
<v Speaker 1>a sledgehammer.

1152
00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:16.480
<v Speaker 2>Yep, Dex easily gets the better of Michael. This does

1153
00:56:16.559 --> 00:56:18.760
<v Speaker 2>track because apparently in my research I found out that

1154
00:56:19.599 --> 00:56:23.199
<v Speaker 2>passed in past storylines, Dex has been recruited for like

1155
00:56:23.559 --> 00:56:26.559
<v Speaker 2>paramilitary missions by the by the US government.

1156
00:56:26.679 --> 00:56:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that makes a lot of sense. Later

1157
00:56:30.079 --> 00:56:32.239
<v Speaker 1>in this episode, yeah, actually, yeah, yeah.

1158
00:56:32.119 --> 00:56:35.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Amanda stops to fight. She tells Dex to leave

1159
00:56:35.320 --> 00:56:38.559
<v Speaker 2>after moments ago begging him to stay, Dex, stay, stay,

1160
00:56:38.679 --> 00:56:42.440
<v Speaker 2>go Dex, and she tells Michael that she loves him

1161
00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:45.840
<v Speaker 2>and she will marry him, and the two kiss. Okay, okay, sure.

1162
00:56:45.719 --> 00:56:48.199
<v Speaker 1>Fine, yep, I have no skin in this game. As

1163
00:56:48.280 --> 00:56:53.599
<v Speaker 1>Dex leaves, he stumbles across men bringing boxes marked wine

1164
00:56:53.880 --> 00:56:56.440
<v Speaker 1>into the kitchen. Yeah it's nighttime. We're now in like

1165
00:56:56.519 --> 00:56:58.559
<v Speaker 1>the dead of night. He demands to know why they're

1166
00:56:58.599 --> 00:57:02.280
<v Speaker 1>delivering so late, but before he gets an answer, Yuri

1167
00:57:02.519 --> 00:57:07.599
<v Speaker 1>the ipatch eyepatche ipet servant appears behind him and knocks

1168
00:57:07.679 --> 00:57:10.840
<v Speaker 1>him out cold. He and his men look at Dex

1169
00:57:10.840 --> 00:57:15.960
<v Speaker 1>and he says, nothing can stop us tomorrow. I don't

1170
00:57:16.000 --> 00:57:21.000
<v Speaker 1>I can't even describe Yuri's accent. It defies all laws

1171
00:57:21.159 --> 00:57:24.920
<v Speaker 1>of like, it defies the un laws, it defies everything.

1172
00:57:25.000 --> 00:57:26.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what this accent is.

1173
00:57:27.039 --> 00:57:32.000
<v Speaker 2>It's the day of the when y'all, Blake calls Adam

1174
00:57:32.039 --> 00:57:34.880
<v Speaker 2>into his room. Adam is his son that was kidnapped

1175
00:57:34.880 --> 00:57:37.039
<v Speaker 2>as an infant and then showed up later, who is

1176
00:57:37.119 --> 00:57:41.000
<v Speaker 2>now dating Claudia, who is his gay son's ex wife.

1177
00:57:41.360 --> 00:57:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Everyone caught up.

1178
00:57:42.480 --> 00:57:46.599
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, Yeah. He forbids Adam from seeing Claudia, and

1179
00:57:46.639 --> 00:57:48.440
<v Speaker 2>Adam says he will do as he's told, and then

1180
00:57:48.440 --> 00:57:50.800
<v Speaker 2>we immediately see Adam with Claudia, assuring her that he's

1181
00:57:50.840 --> 00:57:51.960
<v Speaker 2>going to find a way to make sure I can

1182
00:57:52.039 --> 00:57:53.960
<v Speaker 2>keep seeing her. Feels like this is all set up

1183
00:57:54.000 --> 00:57:54.320
<v Speaker 2>for later.

1184
00:57:54.480 --> 00:57:54.920
<v Speaker 1>Yep, yep.

1185
00:57:54.960 --> 00:57:55.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1186
00:57:55.519 --> 00:57:57.239
<v Speaker 1>You know what I thought when this was all happening.

1187
00:57:57.280 --> 00:57:59.599
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know the backstory. I thought that Blake had

1188
00:57:59.760 --> 00:58:03.760
<v Speaker 1>an fair with Claudia and likes as well, like probably

1189
00:58:03.760 --> 00:58:06.320
<v Speaker 1>did at some point, maybe fucked Claudia, and that's what

1190
00:58:06.400 --> 00:58:08.519
<v Speaker 1>broke up Claudia and Steven, And so he's like, you

1191
00:58:08.559 --> 00:58:11.159
<v Speaker 1>can't you can't be with her, there's too much baggage.

1192
00:58:12.119 --> 00:58:15.360
<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, Alexis and Amanda are getting their hair and makeup done,

1193
00:58:15.559 --> 00:58:19.239
<v Speaker 2>and Alexis imparts some wisdom to her daughter about the wedding.

1194
00:58:19.320 --> 00:58:21.480
<v Speaker 2>She e scares her three pieces of device. One, watch

1195
00:58:21.480 --> 00:58:22.079
<v Speaker 2>your posture.

1196
00:58:22.280 --> 00:58:25.679
<v Speaker 1>Sure nothing, She's nothing more attractive than a beautiful bride

1197
00:58:25.760 --> 00:58:27.119
<v Speaker 1>slouching towards the altar.

1198
00:58:27.239 --> 00:58:30.239
<v Speaker 2>Yep. She tells her to take her time walking down

1199
00:58:30.320 --> 00:58:33.440
<v Speaker 2>the aisle. This is your moment, enjoy it, lovely. And

1200
00:58:33.440 --> 00:58:37.519
<v Speaker 2>then number three, hold your bouquet with arms parallel to

1201
00:58:37.559 --> 00:58:38.079
<v Speaker 2>the ground.

1202
00:58:39.119 --> 00:58:40.039
<v Speaker 1>That is specific.

1203
00:58:40.159 --> 00:58:42.840
<v Speaker 2>That is that's a zombie that's a zombie walk. That's

1204
00:58:42.840 --> 00:58:45.000
<v Speaker 2>a clasp hand zombie walk, isn't it? Parallel to the

1205
00:58:45.000 --> 00:58:49.159
<v Speaker 2>ground is never the twain shall meet? Huh? Or this

1206
00:58:49.920 --> 00:58:51.559
<v Speaker 2>with your hands parallel to the ground.

1207
00:58:51.960 --> 00:58:55.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're both. We're both miming having a bouquet in

1208
00:58:55.159 --> 00:58:55.559
<v Speaker 1>our hands.

1209
00:58:55.559 --> 00:58:57.639
<v Speaker 2>What a fantastic visual medium we're having right here.

1210
00:58:57.679 --> 00:58:59.480
<v Speaker 1>Wait, because this is perpendicular to the ground.

1211
00:58:59.599 --> 00:59:01.599
<v Speaker 2>A bouquet is But yeah, but she says, keep your

1212
00:59:01.880 --> 00:59:04.920
<v Speaker 2>arms parallel to that is straight out.

1213
00:59:05.440 --> 00:59:06.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's weird.

1214
00:59:06.320 --> 00:59:09.719
<v Speaker 2>That's not good advice. Who wrote this and why someone

1215
00:59:09.719 --> 00:59:10.880
<v Speaker 2>didn't know what parallel meant.

1216
00:59:12.280 --> 00:59:16.440
<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile, Jeff finds Lady Ashley again. I forgot these two existed.

1217
00:59:16.599 --> 00:59:17.760
<v Speaker 2>I forget every time they leave.

1218
00:59:17.719 --> 00:59:20.719
<v Speaker 1>This Jeff again. Is he related to Jeff?

1219
00:59:20.880 --> 00:59:25.519
<v Speaker 2>Jeff is Alexis's step son. He is the son of

1220
00:59:25.800 --> 00:59:27.639
<v Speaker 2>the guy she married to get control of the company.

1221
00:59:27.760 --> 00:59:30.159
<v Speaker 1>Okay, got it? Why is he at this time?

1222
00:59:30.199 --> 00:59:32.719
<v Speaker 2>I have no idea, you know what. Never mind, it's

1223
00:59:32.760 --> 00:59:35.480
<v Speaker 2>his stepsister's wedding. I guess, although that's.

1224
00:59:35.360 --> 00:59:37.519
<v Speaker 1>That's a reason to go to Moldavia. Yeah, I guess

1225
00:59:38.039 --> 00:59:42.159
<v Speaker 1>so okay. Lady Ashley is Ali McGraw, a movie star,

1226
00:59:42.239 --> 00:59:44.880
<v Speaker 1>way too big to be doing this. She turns down

1227
00:59:44.920 --> 00:59:47.360
<v Speaker 1>his proposals, saying they're wrong for each other and also

1228
00:59:47.480 --> 00:59:50.599
<v Speaker 1>he's still in love with Fallon I e. Alexis and

1229
00:59:50.639 --> 00:59:53.239
<v Speaker 1>Blake's other daughter. Up until this point, there was a

1230
00:59:53.320 --> 00:59:56.599
<v Speaker 1>mention of Fallon earlier. This is mentioned number two. We

1231
00:59:56.679 --> 01:00:00.559
<v Speaker 1>have not yet seen Fallon. Right. Cut to young woman

1232
01:00:01.079 --> 01:00:04.760
<v Speaker 1>in Los Angeles at a police station. She has amnesia. Yep,

1233
01:00:05.039 --> 01:00:08.400
<v Speaker 1>she speaks, and the subtitles on my TV because I

1234
01:00:08.440 --> 01:00:10.480
<v Speaker 1>turned on the subtitles to watch the show just in

1235
01:00:10.519 --> 01:00:13.920
<v Speaker 1>case I missed anything, says Falon. Okay, and that is

1236
01:00:13.960 --> 01:00:17.320
<v Speaker 1>how Erica is like, Aha, Fallon is in the United

1237
01:00:17.320 --> 01:00:18.760
<v Speaker 1>States with amnesia.

1238
01:00:19.119 --> 01:00:21.400
<v Speaker 2>I did not have the subtitles on, so I was like,

1239
01:00:21.679 --> 01:00:24.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming that's Fallin. I think it's Valin. I had

1240
01:00:24.440 --> 01:00:26.559
<v Speaker 2>to look it up. This is This is Emma Sam's.

1241
01:00:26.559 --> 01:00:28.840
<v Speaker 2>This is her second appearance in the role. She took

1242
01:00:28.880 --> 01:00:31.280
<v Speaker 2>over for Pamela Sue Martin who left the role. Okay,

1243
01:00:31.360 --> 01:00:34.039
<v Speaker 2>so that's why the whole amnesia storyline is happening, because

1244
01:00:34.039 --> 01:00:35.079
<v Speaker 2>they're replacing the actress.

1245
01:00:35.199 --> 01:00:37.280
<v Speaker 1>You know how when you get amnesia, your face changes

1246
01:00:37.320 --> 01:00:41.360
<v Speaker 1>completely exactly, So okay. So she is hoping that someone

1247
01:00:41.360 --> 01:00:43.440
<v Speaker 1>had reported a missing woman that looks like her to

1248
01:00:43.559 --> 01:00:46.119
<v Speaker 1>the police and then that way she can find out

1249
01:00:46.119 --> 01:00:49.559
<v Speaker 1>her true identity. A very kindly police officer is like, no,

1250
01:00:49.639 --> 01:00:51.360
<v Speaker 1>We're sorry. Do you have a place to stay though

1251
01:00:51.639 --> 01:00:54.559
<v Speaker 1>you are you taking care of and she's She says

1252
01:00:54.559 --> 01:00:57.480
<v Speaker 1>she has money. She doesn't know why she has money,

1253
01:00:57.519 --> 01:00:58.239
<v Speaker 1>but she has money.

1254
01:00:58.320 --> 01:01:00.960
<v Speaker 2>We check in on Sammy Joe and Rita in New York.

1255
01:01:01.000 --> 01:01:03.480
<v Speaker 2>That's Heather Locklear and Linda Evans's.

1256
01:01:03.320 --> 01:01:05.440
<v Speaker 1>Second ga playing as Joanna Cassidy.

1257
01:01:05.599 --> 01:01:09.239
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Sammy Joe is coaching Rita on her Crystal impersonation.

1258
01:01:09.320 --> 01:01:11.480
<v Speaker 2>None of this matters. What does matter in this scene

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01:01:12.000 --> 01:01:15.440
<v Speaker 2>is the outfit that Heather Locklearer is wearing. It is

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<v Speaker 2>and you're gonna have to give me a minute before

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01:01:17.039 --> 01:01:18.760
<v Speaker 2>we get to the horrifying part, because it's gonna sound

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01:01:18.800 --> 01:01:19.320
<v Speaker 2>fine at first.

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01:01:19.440 --> 01:01:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

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01:01:20.039 --> 01:01:22.760
<v Speaker 2>She's wearing it looks to be like cut off sweatshorts

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01:01:23.119 --> 01:01:26.320
<v Speaker 2>and a loose knit sweater. Loose knit baggy sweater. Very eighties.

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01:01:26.480 --> 01:01:26.719
<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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01:01:27.239 --> 01:01:30.920
<v Speaker 2>It is all rendered in the same kind of like

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01:01:31.599 --> 01:01:33.519
<v Speaker 2>monochromatic dusty pink.

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01:01:34.039 --> 01:01:34.360
<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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01:01:34.440 --> 01:01:38.960
<v Speaker 2>But on the sweater are random swatches of fabric that

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01:01:39.039 --> 01:01:42.119
<v Speaker 2>are also the same pink, but they're attached to the

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01:01:42.159 --> 01:01:44.519
<v Speaker 2>sweater with like two white buttons that look like the

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01:01:44.519 --> 01:01:47.280
<v Speaker 2>top of Mickey Mouse's pants. Yep. Yeah, that's what Heather

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01:01:47.320 --> 01:01:48.400
<v Speaker 2>Lockleer is wearing in this scene.

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01:01:48.440 --> 01:01:51.079
<v Speaker 1>I had something very similar, not kidding in the eighties.

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01:01:51.079 --> 01:01:51.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh really, Yeah.

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01:01:51.800 --> 01:01:54.519
<v Speaker 1>I like to be clear, I was not shopping for myself.

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01:01:54.559 --> 01:01:56.920
<v Speaker 1>I was I was a very young child. This is

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01:01:56.960 --> 01:02:00.360
<v Speaker 1>on my mother, This is on her, But that was

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01:02:00.400 --> 01:02:02.159
<v Speaker 1>a thing I remember that.

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01:02:02.199 --> 01:02:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Look.

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01:02:02.719 --> 01:02:04.599
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why we did it, but we did it.

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01:02:04.679 --> 01:02:05.159
<v Speaker 2>We did it.

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01:02:05.280 --> 01:02:08.119
<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile, is This also the scene, by the way, where

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01:02:08.199 --> 01:02:11.119
<v Speaker 1>Rita puts on the wig or is that later? So

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01:02:11.360 --> 01:02:14.119
<v Speaker 1>she's coaching her on how to be crystal. Essentially, she

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01:02:14.199 --> 01:02:17.000
<v Speaker 1>buys her a wig, and so it's just Linda Evans

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01:02:17.000 --> 01:02:22.440
<v Speaker 1>pretending to pull on her real hair. If you didn't

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01:02:22.440 --> 01:02:24.039
<v Speaker 1>know it was Linda Evans before, now you know it's

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01:02:24.079 --> 01:02:26.159
<v Speaker 1>Linda Evans and looking at herself in the mirror and

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01:02:26.199 --> 01:02:28.719
<v Speaker 1>going like oh.

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01:02:28.880 --> 01:02:31.119
<v Speaker 2>Then she turns around and you can see Rita's red

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01:02:31.119 --> 01:02:34.559
<v Speaker 2>hair underneath a wig that must have been shaped to

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01:02:34.559 --> 01:02:38.119
<v Speaker 2>look like Linda Evans's actual hair. Lots of hair, So.

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01:02:38.159 --> 01:02:41.920
<v Speaker 1>Much happening, don't worry about it. Meanwhile, back in Moldavia,

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01:02:42.039 --> 01:02:44.760
<v Speaker 1>everyone is getting ready for the wedding, except for Dex,

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01:02:45.119 --> 01:02:47.639
<v Speaker 1>who has been tied up in a shed by Yuri

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01:02:47.719 --> 01:02:51.639
<v Speaker 1>and his cohorts. He demands to know what Yuri is after,

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01:02:52.000 --> 01:02:54.280
<v Speaker 1>and Uri says destiny.

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01:02:54.760 --> 01:02:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Did you not immediately think why didn't he say dynasty?

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01:02:59.039 --> 01:03:02.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh damn it, Paul, Now that's all I want.

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01:03:02.920 --> 01:03:03.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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01:03:03.360 --> 01:03:06.920
<v Speaker 1>The wedding starts, and much like a very real wedding,

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01:03:07.039 --> 01:03:08.320
<v Speaker 1>it is interminable.

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01:03:08.480 --> 01:03:12.079
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I wrote down the time codes. The wedding march

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01:03:12.119 --> 01:03:15.920
<v Speaker 2>starts playing at thirty eight minutes, in nineteen seconds, nothing

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01:03:16.119 --> 01:03:19.039
<v Speaker 2>happens that is exciting at all. Until forty three minutes

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01:03:19.079 --> 01:03:23.199
<v Speaker 2>and twenty eight seconds. That's five minutes of like montage.

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01:03:24.079 --> 01:03:28.000
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, Yeah, you say, nothing exciting happens, though, Paul,

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01:03:28.400 --> 01:03:33.800
<v Speaker 1>and something very exciting happens. The archbishop starts to speak

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01:03:33.840 --> 01:03:37.400
<v Speaker 1>the ceremony. Here's a few tidbits from the Archbishop of

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01:03:37.480 --> 01:03:42.639
<v Speaker 1>Moldavia's wedding ceremony. Long live the seed and a crown

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01:03:42.719 --> 01:03:48.239
<v Speaker 1>of glory that fadeth not away. What, Yeah, preserve their

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01:03:48.280 --> 01:03:51.840
<v Speaker 1>bed unassailed, and give them of the dew of heaven

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01:03:51.920 --> 01:03:55.679
<v Speaker 1>on high and the fatness of the earth. Fill their

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01:03:55.719 --> 01:04:00.440
<v Speaker 1>houses with wheat and oil, and with every beneficence that

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01:04:00.559 --> 01:04:04.199
<v Speaker 1>they in turn bestow upon the needy. He says, bestow.

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01:04:04.320 --> 01:04:07.840
<v Speaker 1>I know it's bestow. He says, bestow. And then he goes,

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01:04:07.920 --> 01:04:13.280
<v Speaker 1>have you, Michael, of good, free, unconstrained will and the

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01:04:13.400 --> 01:04:19.000
<v Speaker 1>firm intention to take unto thyself? This woman, what is

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01:04:19.039 --> 01:04:20.360
<v Speaker 1>this wedding ceremony?

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01:04:20.639 --> 01:04:22.519
<v Speaker 2>So they took a wedding ceremony, went to the sourus

1323
01:04:22.559 --> 01:04:25.360
<v Speaker 2>dot com and just like reworked all the grammar and

1324
01:04:25.400 --> 01:04:26.280
<v Speaker 2>all of the words.

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01:04:26.039 --> 01:04:28.320
<v Speaker 1>They're like, okay, so it's a country where maybe English

1326
01:04:28.400 --> 01:04:30.519
<v Speaker 1>isn't their first language, but we're gonna pretend that they're

1327
01:04:30.519 --> 01:04:34.360
<v Speaker 1>speaking like this is the most Bunker's dialogue, and it

1328
01:04:34.440 --> 01:04:38.280
<v Speaker 1>is all undercut with montage of what's happening, so you

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01:04:38.320 --> 01:04:40.679
<v Speaker 1>are very it's very easy to miss it. All. I

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01:04:40.679 --> 01:04:43.440
<v Speaker 1>had to go back. There's more. I'm not gonna bore

1331
01:04:43.480 --> 01:04:45.880
<v Speaker 1>you all with it, Like there's so much more that

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01:04:45.920 --> 01:04:50.320
<v Speaker 1>this preacher says that is insane. So while that's going on,

1333
01:04:51.119 --> 01:04:54.599
<v Speaker 1>we see men in commando get up storming the castle.

1334
01:04:55.119 --> 01:04:58.360
<v Speaker 1>They're taking over the grounds, they're taking out the Moldavian

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01:04:58.440 --> 01:05:01.960
<v Speaker 1>guards in like truly the most mickey mouse half assed way.

1336
01:05:02.239 --> 01:05:05.119
<v Speaker 1>There is a man who jumps from a not very

1337
01:05:05.199 --> 01:05:08.599
<v Speaker 1>high roof on top of two guards, knocking one of

1338
01:05:08.639 --> 01:05:11.639
<v Speaker 1>them out cold just with the strength of landing on him,

1339
01:05:11.840 --> 01:05:13.960
<v Speaker 1>and the other guard kind of stumbles up and then

1340
01:05:14.039 --> 01:05:17.480
<v Speaker 1>there's like a very terrible punch to knock that guy out.

1341
01:05:18.199 --> 01:05:22.480
<v Speaker 1>Dex meanwhile, is still locked up. He struggles against his bonds,

1342
01:05:22.840 --> 01:05:26.079
<v Speaker 1>and then the priest starts to drone on that amazing speech,

1343
01:05:26.400 --> 01:05:29.960
<v Speaker 1>and the wedding march keeps playing, and we cut to

1344
01:05:30.039 --> 01:05:33.079
<v Speaker 1>like literally everyone in the cast sitting in the church,

1345
01:05:33.119 --> 01:05:35.440
<v Speaker 1>and that's when I was like, oh, right, Diane Carrol's

1346
01:05:35.440 --> 01:05:35.679
<v Speaker 1>in this.

1347
01:05:35.760 --> 01:05:37.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1348
01:05:37.400 --> 01:05:40.159
<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile, the commandos are getting closer and closer to the

1349
01:05:40.639 --> 01:05:45.440
<v Speaker 1>chapel as Dex frees himself and storms towards the ceremony.

1350
01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:49.559
<v Speaker 2>The priest declares Michael and Amanda married, and the commandos

1351
01:05:49.679 --> 01:05:54.360
<v Speaker 2>lay siege to the wedding. They open fire indiscriminately, the

1352
01:05:54.440 --> 01:05:58.199
<v Speaker 2>guards return it in kind. All the named characters fall

1353
01:05:58.239 --> 01:06:01.840
<v Speaker 2>to the ground with various degrees of visible wounds, and

1354
01:06:01.880 --> 01:06:04.519
<v Speaker 2>one of the commandos snarls to Yuri, get the King,

1355
01:06:05.360 --> 01:06:08.719
<v Speaker 2>just as Decks arrives and tackles Yuri from behind. The

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01:06:08.800 --> 01:06:13.159
<v Speaker 2>two struggle, the gun goes off, and suddenly we cut

1357
01:06:13.199 --> 01:06:17.079
<v Speaker 2>to the aftermath as bells chime and the camera pans

1358
01:06:17.119 --> 01:06:20.719
<v Speaker 2>over all of our characters lying on the floor with

1359
01:06:20.800 --> 01:06:23.519
<v Speaker 2>their eyes closed, spattered with blood.

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01:06:24.239 --> 01:06:27.239
<v Speaker 1>I felt so bad for the actors, yeah, because they

1361
01:06:27.280 --> 01:06:29.920
<v Speaker 1>clearly had to stay in these positions on the floor

1362
01:06:29.960 --> 01:06:33.360
<v Speaker 1>for like forty minutes while they got all the coverage

1363
01:06:33.400 --> 01:06:36.159
<v Speaker 1>they needed of everyone. And I'm like, you know, John

1364
01:06:36.199 --> 01:06:38.119
<v Speaker 1>Forsyth was like, someone helped me out my knees, my

1365
01:06:38.199 --> 01:06:38.679
<v Speaker 1>knees yees.

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01:06:38.800 --> 01:06:41.119
<v Speaker 2>John Forsyth was like, I'm the lead of this show.

1367
01:06:41.480 --> 01:06:44.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing this for five minutes, so get my coverage,

1368
01:06:44.360 --> 01:06:47.800
<v Speaker 2>and I'm fucking leaving a little bit of trivia for you. Yes,

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01:06:48.039 --> 01:06:50.239
<v Speaker 2>how many people do you think survive this?

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01:06:50.719 --> 01:06:53.199
<v Speaker 1>Oh? I was curious because I did no follow up

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01:06:53.239 --> 01:06:56.400
<v Speaker 1>after this. Okay, I'm guessing Ali McGraw's dead.

1372
01:06:56.840 --> 01:06:57.320
<v Speaker 2>You are right.

1373
01:06:57.840 --> 01:06:59.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing the Prince is dead.

1374
01:07:00.079 --> 01:07:00.360
<v Speaker 2>Nope.

1375
01:07:00.400 --> 01:07:03.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh is Amanda Ditch Nope? Oh fuck? I thought one

1376
01:07:03.559 --> 01:07:07.559
<v Speaker 1>of the Marriags would be dead. Okay, Oh no, none

1377
01:07:07.559 --> 01:07:11.639
<v Speaker 1>of the gays. No, it's Billy Campbell.

1378
01:07:11.880 --> 01:07:15.719
<v Speaker 2>Billy Campbell is dead. Damn Those are the only two

1379
01:07:15.880 --> 01:07:16.840
<v Speaker 2>people that die.

1380
01:07:16.960 --> 01:07:20.800
<v Speaker 1>Noah, not even the fucking King of Moldavia.

1381
01:07:21.000 --> 01:07:23.079
<v Speaker 2>Nope, he gets kidnapped, I think, damn it.

1382
01:07:23.360 --> 01:07:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Oh, I would have guessed a lot more people. Well.

1383
01:07:27.039 --> 01:07:29.039
<v Speaker 2>I think it was pretty famously like kind of a

1384
01:07:29.599 --> 01:07:32.400
<v Speaker 2>letdown of a cliffhanger, because everyone it looked like everyone

1385
01:07:32.440 --> 01:07:34.440
<v Speaker 2>was dead and obviously not everyone is dead. But I

1386
01:07:34.440 --> 01:07:37.719
<v Speaker 2>think people expected like a cast culling, yeah, kind of

1387
01:07:37.719 --> 01:07:40.239
<v Speaker 2>like get Claudia out of here or something like move

1388
01:07:40.280 --> 01:07:40.679
<v Speaker 2>it along.

1389
01:07:41.039 --> 01:07:41.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

1390
01:07:41.440 --> 01:07:43.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then obviously they can just survive and come

1391
01:07:43.559 --> 01:07:45.360
<v Speaker 2>back in a season or two. But like it was

1392
01:07:45.400 --> 01:07:47.079
<v Speaker 2>kind of viewed as like a letdown after this.

1393
01:07:47.320 --> 01:07:49.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I told I am a little let down.

1394
01:07:49.719 --> 01:07:52.639
<v Speaker 2>And I'm sure everybody fucking loved Luke. Everyone wanted Billy

1395
01:07:52.639 --> 01:07:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Campbell to stay. Yeah, people loved gay people in nineteen

1396
01:07:56.000 --> 01:07:58.760
<v Speaker 2>eighty five. They were so supportive.

1397
01:07:58.960 --> 01:08:01.199
<v Speaker 1>Like there's just there's a lot of like, there's a

1398
01:08:01.239 --> 01:08:03.519
<v Speaker 1>lot of chaff. You can cut quite a few people

1399
01:08:03.599 --> 01:08:04.239
<v Speaker 1>from this cast.

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01:08:04.440 --> 01:08:06.039
<v Speaker 2>You can cut three of the men and no one

1401
01:08:06.039 --> 01:08:06.559
<v Speaker 2>will know it.

1402
01:08:06.719 --> 01:08:08.760
<v Speaker 1>No one would even know which man you cut.

1403
01:08:10.679 --> 01:08:14.079
<v Speaker 2>All Right, So that is the royal wedding episode of Dynasty.

1404
01:08:14.599 --> 01:08:16.520
<v Speaker 2>We are gonna come right back after these messages with

1405
01:08:16.520 --> 01:08:19.399
<v Speaker 2>our random observations and final rankings.

1406
01:08:28.279 --> 01:08:32.800
<v Speaker 1>And we're back. Paul, Yes, before I throw my champagne

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01:08:32.800 --> 01:08:34.159
<v Speaker 1>in your face, I.

1408
01:08:34.079 --> 01:08:36.720
<v Speaker 2>Have my coy flopping ready to smack you across the

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01:08:36.760 --> 01:08:37.239
<v Speaker 2>cheek with.

1410
01:08:37.199 --> 01:08:40.920
<v Speaker 1>It, give you some random observations on Dynasty.

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01:08:41.199 --> 01:08:44.279
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Ali McGrath took some hits from us in this episode,

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01:08:44.359 --> 01:08:46.960
<v Speaker 2>and I keep to inform you that I'm gonna hit

1413
01:08:46.960 --> 01:08:47.319
<v Speaker 2>her again.

1414
01:08:47.359 --> 01:08:49.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna hit her again too. Let's see if it's

1415
01:08:49.279 --> 01:08:50.359
<v Speaker 1>the same thing wonderful.

1416
01:08:50.479 --> 01:08:55.680
<v Speaker 2>Is that scene that she has with Dominique with Diane Carroll,

1417
01:08:55.880 --> 01:08:57.640
<v Speaker 2>if we are going to talk about the same thing,

1418
01:08:58.000 --> 01:08:59.680
<v Speaker 2>is it about how she drinks a glass of water?

1419
01:09:02.920 --> 01:09:05.840
<v Speaker 1>Here's the note that I wrote down. Does Alan McGrath

1420
01:09:06.119 --> 01:09:07.640
<v Speaker 1>know how to drink from a glass?

1421
01:09:07.760 --> 01:09:08.479
<v Speaker 2>She doesn't.

1422
01:09:08.800 --> 01:09:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Why is she using two hands.

1423
01:09:10.840 --> 01:09:13.560
<v Speaker 2>And like seemingly unable to figure out how to sip?

1424
01:09:14.199 --> 01:09:17.520
<v Speaker 1>She does not understand how to use a glass. It

1425
01:09:17.560 --> 01:09:21.239
<v Speaker 1>is the most insane she okay, okay for those of

1426
01:09:21.239 --> 01:09:23.279
<v Speaker 1>you who can't see us, because you can't see us,

1427
01:09:23.600 --> 01:09:30.119
<v Speaker 1>she's she takes like an eight ounce glassy water. Yeah,

1428
01:09:30.399 --> 01:09:33.399
<v Speaker 1>she grabs it from the bottom host and then with

1429
01:09:33.479 --> 01:09:36.720
<v Speaker 1>one hand and then kind of teeters, but she's continuing

1430
01:09:36.720 --> 01:09:38.439
<v Speaker 1>to talk and she doesn't want to break the scene,

1431
01:09:38.800 --> 01:09:41.600
<v Speaker 1>so she grabs it with like the top half of

1432
01:09:41.640 --> 01:09:44.279
<v Speaker 1>the glass with her second hand. And now she's stuck

1433
01:09:44.720 --> 01:09:47.319
<v Speaker 1>doing this to try to make it look normal while

1434
01:09:47.359 --> 01:09:50.960
<v Speaker 1>she's talking to Diane Carroll, and she's kind of shaking

1435
01:09:51.000 --> 01:09:53.920
<v Speaker 1>a little bit as she hesitates before she brings it

1436
01:09:53.960 --> 01:09:54.640
<v Speaker 1>to her lips.

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01:09:56.560 --> 01:09:59.560
<v Speaker 2>It cuts away. She must must, they must have said, justphin,

1438
01:09:59.640 --> 01:10:01.279
<v Speaker 2>like I need do that again. I didn't mean I

1439
01:10:01.359 --> 01:10:02.520
<v Speaker 2>know how to drink a glass of water.

1440
01:10:02.600 --> 01:10:03.760
<v Speaker 1>Please let me get that again.

1441
01:10:04.399 --> 01:10:05.880
<v Speaker 2>And they're like, no, we have to go. You have

1442
01:10:05.960 --> 01:10:08.319
<v Speaker 2>to go. The boys can't keep playing volleyball. They have

1443
01:10:08.319 --> 01:10:09.039
<v Speaker 2>to get in costume.

1444
01:10:09.159 --> 01:10:12.079
<v Speaker 1>Ali McGrath, are you human? Allie McGraw, are you a

1445
01:10:12.239 --> 01:10:14.319
<v Speaker 1>human woman who SIPs from glasses?

1446
01:10:14.319 --> 01:10:18.479
<v Speaker 2>What are you? That's so funny because I watched it

1447
01:10:18.520 --> 01:10:21.319
<v Speaker 2>once and then I was like, maybe I'm over exaggerating this,

1448
01:10:21.359 --> 01:10:23.119
<v Speaker 2>so I remounded. I watched it again. I was like, no,

1449
01:10:23.239 --> 01:10:24.800
<v Speaker 2>this is weird.

1450
01:10:24.960 --> 01:10:30.000
<v Speaker 1>It's so weird. It's so weird. Yeah, so both of

1451
01:10:30.039 --> 01:10:32.680
<v Speaker 1>mine are. So my next one is also in this

1452
01:10:32.720 --> 01:10:35.039
<v Speaker 1>scene or it's in another scene, but it's another Ali

1453
01:10:35.159 --> 01:10:38.600
<v Speaker 1>McGrath moment, huh, and it's it's a line. So she's

1454
01:10:38.600 --> 01:10:40.920
<v Speaker 1>talking to the guy that she's with. I don't care

1455
01:10:40.920 --> 01:10:42.680
<v Speaker 1>about this plotline. I don't know, but that guy used

1456
01:10:42.720 --> 01:10:45.000
<v Speaker 1>to be with Fallon, although I think canonically all these

1457
01:10:45.039 --> 01:10:47.159
<v Speaker 1>people are related, so they really shouldn't be with each other.

1458
01:10:47.640 --> 01:10:50.760
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, you can't marry me, you're still in

1459
01:10:50.800 --> 01:10:52.800
<v Speaker 1>love with Fallon and he's like, no, I'm not. I

1460
01:10:52.840 --> 01:10:55.039
<v Speaker 1>swear i'm not, and she goes tell me Felon's not

1461
01:10:55.079 --> 01:10:57.840
<v Speaker 1>on your mind right now, and he goes she is,

1462
01:10:57.880 --> 01:11:01.359
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, yeah, bitch, you brought her up. That's

1463
01:11:01.399 --> 01:11:05.399
<v Speaker 1>why she's on his mind. Paul, tell me you're not

1464
01:11:05.479 --> 01:11:09.399
<v Speaker 1>picturing me wearing nothing but saran wrap with butter on it.

1465
01:11:09.840 --> 01:11:12.680
<v Speaker 1>Tell me you're not delicious. Were you thinking about that

1466
01:11:12.960 --> 01:11:14.439
<v Speaker 1>ten seconds ago? No?

1467
01:11:14.720 --> 01:11:15.359
<v Speaker 2>But now I am.

1468
01:11:15.439 --> 01:11:19.680
<v Speaker 1>But now you are. Stop bringing her up? What's wrong

1469
01:11:19.720 --> 01:11:20.079
<v Speaker 1>with you?

1470
01:11:20.560 --> 01:11:22.680
<v Speaker 2>I have one more about Ali McGraw. This poor woman

1471
01:11:22.680 --> 01:11:23.039
<v Speaker 2>she has.

1472
01:11:22.960 --> 01:11:25.800
<v Speaker 1>Like she's taking so many as.

1473
01:11:26.640 --> 01:11:28.600
<v Speaker 2>This one. Actually, this is not this is nothing new

1474
01:11:28.640 --> 01:11:31.960
<v Speaker 2>with her. And look actually outside of the water, it's

1475
01:11:31.960 --> 01:11:33.520
<v Speaker 2>not her. It's what they're doing to.

1476
01:11:33.479 --> 01:11:35.359
<v Speaker 1>Her, Like, yeah, this is a bad character.

1477
01:11:35.520 --> 01:11:38.880
<v Speaker 2>It's it's it's really not her fault. But at the end,

1478
01:11:39.039 --> 01:11:42.720
<v Speaker 2>during the massacre, while bullets are flying, the most interesting

1479
01:11:42.760 --> 01:11:45.359
<v Speaker 2>thing that Lady Ashley does is she tries to take

1480
01:11:45.359 --> 01:11:47.760
<v Speaker 2>a picture with her camera. She's tried to be like

1481
01:11:47.800 --> 01:11:48.760
<v Speaker 2>a photo journalist.

1482
01:11:48.800 --> 01:11:50.520
<v Speaker 1>She's a photographer, right, a photographer.

1483
01:11:50.640 --> 01:11:53.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And and someone like pulls her Alexis's step son

1484
01:11:53.880 --> 01:11:57.359
<v Speaker 2>whose name is Jeff, I don't know, the guy that's

1485
01:11:57.359 --> 01:11:59.079
<v Speaker 2>in love with her, that wants to marry her, pulls

1486
01:11:59.119 --> 01:12:01.479
<v Speaker 2>her down. But did she gets that's when she gets.

1487
01:12:01.359 --> 01:12:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Killed takes it.

1488
01:12:02.159 --> 01:12:04.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, But I was like, oh, you know what, that's

1489
01:12:04.359 --> 01:12:07.800
<v Speaker 2>interesting someone who like wants to be like a she's

1490
01:12:07.800 --> 01:12:10.840
<v Speaker 2>a photojournalist or whatever, but I'm also incredibly rich, which

1491
01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:13.359
<v Speaker 2>I don't know much about photojournalism, and I think you

1492
01:12:13.399 --> 01:12:14.960
<v Speaker 2>can be successful, but I don't know if you can

1493
01:12:15.000 --> 01:12:16.479
<v Speaker 2>be that successful.

1494
01:12:16.479 --> 01:12:18.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, no, because your name is Lady something something. That's

1495
01:12:18.640 --> 01:12:22.760
<v Speaker 1>why she's written family. She's rich. Yeah, she's she's aristocratic. Yeah,

1496
01:12:22.840 --> 01:12:25.159
<v Speaker 1>do you write that is interesting? A woman who's like

1497
01:12:25.359 --> 01:12:27.760
<v Speaker 1>brave and like in the line of fires still going

1498
01:12:27.800 --> 01:12:29.840
<v Speaker 1>to get the photo. That's cool.

1499
01:12:30.039 --> 01:12:30.600
<v Speaker 2>That's interesting.

1500
01:12:30.720 --> 01:12:33.960
<v Speaker 1>Too bad? Rip Yeah rip, Ali McGraw, you didn't know

1501
01:12:33.960 --> 01:12:35.119
<v Speaker 1>how to hold the water glass?

1502
01:12:35.279 --> 01:12:35.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1503
01:12:35.840 --> 01:12:37.960
<v Speaker 1>I only just have one more. And it's my favorite

1504
01:12:37.960 --> 01:12:41.359
<v Speaker 1>line in the whole episode. It's it is said by

1505
01:12:41.479 --> 01:12:45.800
<v Speaker 1>Linda Evans as Crystal spelled wrong. She's explaining in that

1506
01:12:45.920 --> 01:12:48.239
<v Speaker 1>first scene with her and Blake, which she's like, I'm

1507
01:12:48.279 --> 01:12:51.560
<v Speaker 1>so worried about Sammy Joe, like in all the drama

1508
01:12:51.600 --> 01:12:54.479
<v Speaker 1>she's gonna cause and she says, and I quote Sammy

1509
01:12:54.560 --> 01:12:57.399
<v Speaker 1>Joe was so angry because I was made execut tricks

1510
01:12:57.439 --> 01:12:58.199
<v Speaker 1>of his estate.

1511
01:13:00.680 --> 01:13:02.319
<v Speaker 2>I missed the word executrics.

1512
01:13:02.439 --> 01:13:06.279
<v Speaker 1>Executrix of his estate is so hard to say. Kudos

1513
01:13:06.279 --> 01:13:10.199
<v Speaker 1>to you, Linda Evans. She says it with a straight face,

1514
01:13:10.640 --> 01:13:13.479
<v Speaker 1>like that's not the dumbest thing anyone has ever said.

1515
01:13:14.199 --> 01:13:16.119
<v Speaker 1>I was made executricks of this estate.

1516
01:13:19.760 --> 01:13:22.520
<v Speaker 2>I have one more dumb thing. When the commandos are

1517
01:13:22.560 --> 01:13:26.119
<v Speaker 2>laying siege to the palace while the while the wedding

1518
01:13:26.119 --> 01:13:28.920
<v Speaker 2>march is playing for like five minutes and nothing is happening,

1519
01:13:29.960 --> 01:13:32.279
<v Speaker 2>there's a moment where they're like, they make the active

1520
01:13:32.359 --> 01:13:35.039
<v Speaker 2>choice to have these people that are supposed to be threatening,

1521
01:13:35.279 --> 01:13:37.000
<v Speaker 2>you know in the jungle gym as a kid, where

1522
01:13:37.000 --> 01:13:38.680
<v Speaker 2>you would like get the bar at the monkey bars.

1523
01:13:39.159 --> 01:13:41.199
<v Speaker 2>That's what they're doing, their monkey bars.

1524
01:13:40.880 --> 01:13:41.680
<v Speaker 1>And oh yeah they are.

1525
01:13:42.079 --> 01:13:46.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I can't be scared of men doing the

1526
01:13:46.760 --> 01:13:51.199
<v Speaker 2>monkey bars. I can't. I can't do it.

1527
01:13:51.279 --> 01:13:52.399
<v Speaker 1>I can't. Simply cannot.

1528
01:13:52.439 --> 01:13:53.560
<v Speaker 2>I simply cannot.

1529
01:13:53.600 --> 01:13:55.439
<v Speaker 1>I don't have the mental bandwidth right now to do that.

1530
01:13:55.520 --> 01:14:01.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, O lordie, but Gordy, how are we going

1531
01:14:01.920 --> 01:14:08.199
<v Speaker 1>to rank or rate Dynasty? Specifically season five, episode.

1532
01:14:08.439 --> 01:14:12.439
<v Speaker 2>Twenty nine or the finale whatever it was? One to

1533
01:14:12.520 --> 01:14:16.640
<v Speaker 2>ten real life lumires one to ten credible cogsworths.

1534
01:14:16.079 --> 01:14:23.800
<v Speaker 1>Ah one to ten quote unquote Moldavian accents. Yes, what

1535
01:14:23.800 --> 01:14:27.199
<v Speaker 1>what is duo lingo in this country? What is it?

1536
01:14:27.439 --> 01:14:28.359
<v Speaker 1>What even is it?

1537
01:14:28.359 --> 01:14:29.119
<v Speaker 2>It's not an owl?

1538
01:14:29.279 --> 01:14:32.560
<v Speaker 1>Tell you that it's a drunk owl?

1539
01:14:32.720 --> 01:14:35.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, one to ten. Affairs with your future stepfather.

1540
01:14:35.960 --> 01:14:38.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh, guys, such a bad idea.

1541
01:14:38.239 --> 01:14:41.399
<v Speaker 2>We went so hard on the family stone for something

1542
01:14:41.399 --> 01:14:43.279
<v Speaker 2>again to this.

1543
01:14:43.279 --> 01:14:46.800
<v Speaker 1>This is so wrong. All these people keep having sex

1544
01:14:46.840 --> 01:14:50.159
<v Speaker 1>with their in laws. Yah, stop doing that. Meet more people,

1545
01:14:50.279 --> 01:14:53.279
<v Speaker 1>We meet more people. It's two families that keep sucking

1546
01:14:53.319 --> 01:14:57.000
<v Speaker 1>each other is essentially what this show is. Guys, branch out,

1547
01:14:57.159 --> 01:15:01.079
<v Speaker 1>meet another family. Good on Amanda actually, truly for branching

1548
01:15:01.079 --> 01:15:03.640
<v Speaker 1>out to Europe. Yeah, to find someone else that she

1549
01:15:03.960 --> 01:15:05.640
<v Speaker 1>that no one in her family has fucked.

1550
01:15:05.640 --> 01:15:08.239
<v Speaker 2>This is after her stepfather, So we can't give full points,

1551
01:15:08.239 --> 01:15:11.680
<v Speaker 2>but we appreciate that after the initial mistake she branched off.

1552
01:15:12.000 --> 01:15:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Haha. How about one to ten sentient disco balls that

1553
01:15:17.119 --> 01:15:19.199
<v Speaker 1>may or may not turn your son's gay.

1554
01:15:19.880 --> 01:15:24.159
<v Speaker 2>Sentient disco balls created through the Congress of Elton John

1555
01:15:24.880 --> 01:15:26.600
<v Speaker 2>and Keith Harring.

1556
01:15:29.880 --> 01:15:33.479
<v Speaker 1>Senti in crystal balls that were made on the floors

1557
01:15:33.479 --> 01:15:37.600
<v Speaker 1>of Studio fifty four when Freddy Mercury dropped a drink

1558
01:15:37.760 --> 01:15:41.079
<v Speaker 1>and David Bowie dropped an ounce of cocaine and.

1559
01:15:41.079 --> 01:15:43.600
<v Speaker 2>Eliza Minelli skidded across it on her knees in a

1560
01:15:43.680 --> 01:15:44.920
<v Speaker 2>sequin disco suit.

1561
01:15:46.439 --> 01:15:48.560
<v Speaker 1>I think this one, this one, Yeah, I should have

1562
01:15:48.560 --> 01:15:53.520
<v Speaker 1>said Freddy. I said Freddy Mercury before Andy Warhol. Andy Warhold,

1563
01:15:53.279 --> 01:15:55.399
<v Speaker 1>good catch. I just want everyone to know I know

1564
01:15:55.520 --> 01:15:57.800
<v Speaker 1>more gay people than the two that I mentioned.

1565
01:16:00.319 --> 01:16:02.000
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to go first or should I go first?

1566
01:16:03.319 --> 01:16:05.399
<v Speaker 1>I'll go first on this one, Okay, I made you

1567
01:16:05.439 --> 01:16:08.520
<v Speaker 1>go first last time. These are really hard because we

1568
01:16:08.640 --> 01:16:11.960
<v Speaker 1>don't know the whole show. I've never seen a single

1569
01:16:12.079 --> 01:16:14.760
<v Speaker 1>minute of Dynasty except for this episode that I've seen, so.

1570
01:16:14.720 --> 01:16:17.039
<v Speaker 2>I honestly I do kind of want to watch it now.

1571
01:16:17.119 --> 01:16:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Way more than then I wanted to watch melrose Place

1572
01:16:19.760 --> 01:16:22.680
<v Speaker 1>after this like this show, because this show is so

1573
01:16:23.840 --> 01:16:28.079
<v Speaker 1>like baroque and bunkers in like a way that I'm like, oh,

1574
01:16:28.119 --> 01:16:32.119
<v Speaker 1>this is super interesting already, just the presidence of Diane Carroll.

1575
01:16:33.000 --> 01:16:35.199
<v Speaker 1>There's just some diversity in this. I'm also going to

1576
01:16:35.279 --> 01:16:36.800
<v Speaker 1>give it a little bit more of a pass than

1577
01:16:36.840 --> 01:16:38.880
<v Speaker 1>I would than I did to melrose Place because it's

1578
01:16:38.920 --> 01:16:42.560
<v Speaker 1>from the eighties, from ten years before melrose Place. I

1579
01:16:42.720 --> 01:16:46.039
<v Speaker 1>was so surprised they even had gay characters on this show.

1580
01:16:46.359 --> 01:16:48.840
<v Speaker 1>So in this episode that I see, it's a shame

1581
01:16:48.880 --> 01:16:51.239
<v Speaker 1>they can't kiss or like be more affectionate than like

1582
01:16:51.520 --> 01:16:54.479
<v Speaker 1>the bro hug that the censors would allow back then.

1583
01:16:54.640 --> 01:16:56.479
<v Speaker 1>But hey, it's there.

1584
01:16:56.560 --> 01:16:56.880
<v Speaker 2>I was.

1585
01:16:56.960 --> 01:16:59.439
<v Speaker 1>I was not expecting it. It was such a treat

1586
01:16:59.560 --> 01:17:01.680
<v Speaker 1>to see. I was so excited when they I was like,

1587
01:17:01.720 --> 01:17:04.800
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, this is so progressive. So good on them.

1588
01:17:05.199 --> 01:17:06.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I need to tell you. Excellent roles

1589
01:17:06.840 --> 01:17:09.680
<v Speaker 1>for women, so many excellent roles for women.

1590
01:17:09.800 --> 01:17:12.159
<v Speaker 2>My only complain about this episode is we didn't get

1591
01:17:12.239 --> 01:17:14.159
<v Speaker 2>one of the fights between Crystal and Alexis.

1592
01:17:14.640 --> 01:17:18.479
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, but I mean we got I've really liked

1593
01:17:18.520 --> 01:17:20.039
<v Speaker 1>that Dex and Michael fight.

1594
01:17:20.159 --> 01:17:20.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so much.

1595
01:17:20.880 --> 01:17:23.800
<v Speaker 1>So it was so bad, But I agree, I would

1596
01:17:23.800 --> 01:17:26.640
<v Speaker 1>have liked some verbal sparring. There was no verbal sparring.

1597
01:17:26.640 --> 01:17:27.159
<v Speaker 2>I would or.

1598
01:17:27.199 --> 01:17:30.640
<v Speaker 1>Diane Carroll and Joan Collins. Give me them verbally sparring

1599
01:17:31.159 --> 01:17:31.800
<v Speaker 1>all day.

1600
01:17:31.880 --> 01:17:32.600
<v Speaker 2>I'd be thrilled.

1601
01:17:33.079 --> 01:17:37.199
<v Speaker 1>So in terms of like gay representation, pretty solid, especially

1602
01:17:37.239 --> 01:17:39.479
<v Speaker 1>given the era. In terms of like good roles for

1603
01:17:39.560 --> 01:17:43.199
<v Speaker 1>women very solid. I mean that's a given with the genre.

1604
01:17:43.359 --> 01:17:46.319
<v Speaker 1>That's the one that's like much like horror films. Yeah,

1605
01:17:46.640 --> 01:17:50.560
<v Speaker 1>soap operas are always going to have very strong female characters,

1606
01:17:50.600 --> 01:17:54.600
<v Speaker 1>all making the same terrible mistakes. Ye, so there's that.

1607
01:17:55.560 --> 01:17:59.279
<v Speaker 1>In terms of racial and ethnic diversity, I mean Moldavians,

1608
01:17:59.520 --> 01:18:04.560
<v Speaker 1>I guess thing. No, but there's Diane Carroll, like you said,

1609
01:18:04.640 --> 01:18:07.960
<v Speaker 1>lobbied to be on this show. So that's I know,

1610
01:18:08.039 --> 01:18:10.159
<v Speaker 1>that sounds great. That sounds like we're making it like

1611
01:18:10.279 --> 01:18:12.199
<v Speaker 1>and it is great. It's great for Diane Carroll that

1612
01:18:12.239 --> 01:18:14.199
<v Speaker 1>she did that. It does suck that she had to

1613
01:18:14.199 --> 01:18:16.840
<v Speaker 1>do that. Yeah, and it does suck that, Like she

1614
01:18:16.880 --> 01:18:20.800
<v Speaker 1>became like the token black lady on Dynasty as a result,

1615
01:18:20.920 --> 01:18:25.319
<v Speaker 1>Like they gave her, to be clear, an amazing character. Apparently,

1616
01:18:25.399 --> 01:18:27.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I wouldn't really know, but my guess is

1617
01:18:28.159 --> 01:18:30.840
<v Speaker 1>like based on clips I've seen online, they gave her

1618
01:18:30.880 --> 01:18:32.760
<v Speaker 1>like a real stone face awesome bitch.

1619
01:18:32.880 --> 01:18:36.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like the one the episode that we watched, it's

1620
01:18:36.600 --> 01:18:39.239
<v Speaker 2>like we talked about Melro's place. Like the storyline that's

1621
01:18:39.279 --> 01:18:42.640
<v Speaker 2>cresting is this wedding. It's not dominique storyline. It's not

1622
01:18:42.640 --> 01:18:46.479
<v Speaker 2>Stephen's storyline. I'm presuming there are episodes where their storylines

1623
01:18:46.479 --> 01:18:48.800
<v Speaker 2>are cresting. Yeah, and they're the ones who get the

1624
01:18:48.840 --> 01:18:51.399
<v Speaker 2>majority of the good stuff, like Crystal is barely in

1625
01:18:51.439 --> 01:18:54.880
<v Speaker 2>this episode. Really Yeah, So like obviously Linda Evans has

1626
01:18:54.920 --> 01:18:58.039
<v Speaker 2>shit to do on this show. So like I would

1627
01:18:58.039 --> 01:19:00.880
<v Speaker 2>imagine that there are other episodes where they're more prominent,

1628
01:19:01.000 --> 01:19:01.760
<v Speaker 2>then they get more to do.

1629
01:19:01.920 --> 01:19:05.079
<v Speaker 1>One hundred percent. So yeah, I mean I would would

1630
01:19:05.079 --> 01:19:07.920
<v Speaker 1>I like more people of color, sure, but again, this

1631
01:19:08.000 --> 01:19:10.479
<v Speaker 1>is nineteen eighty something or other, And like I am

1632
01:19:10.520 --> 01:19:12.560
<v Speaker 1>grading on a curve because of that, because we're going

1633
01:19:12.600 --> 01:19:14.600
<v Speaker 1>further back in time than like the shows that I

1634
01:19:14.640 --> 01:19:18.600
<v Speaker 1>grew up watching. I gave melrose Place a four last week,

1635
01:19:18.640 --> 01:19:20.840
<v Speaker 1>I think, right, so I'm gonna go higher on this.

1636
01:19:20.920 --> 01:19:23.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give this a six. Okay, I'm sure there's

1637
01:19:23.600 --> 01:19:26.800
<v Speaker 1>like a huge amount of girl on girl crime like

1638
01:19:26.880 --> 01:19:29.159
<v Speaker 1>that goes on throughout the show, of women fighting over

1639
01:19:29.239 --> 01:19:31.680
<v Speaker 1>men and cat fighting, and that's like part of it,

1640
01:19:31.760 --> 01:19:34.800
<v Speaker 1>and that's not on a whole super great for society,

1641
01:19:34.840 --> 01:19:36.920
<v Speaker 1>but it is so fun to watch, you guys. Yeah,

1642
01:19:37.119 --> 01:19:39.319
<v Speaker 1>And like I said, this is old. This is old,

1643
01:19:39.560 --> 01:19:41.560
<v Speaker 1>and I and I'm going to grade it a little

1644
01:19:41.600 --> 01:19:44.680
<v Speaker 1>bit on a curve. So yeah, six six, six out

1645
01:19:44.680 --> 01:19:49.239
<v Speaker 1>of ten sentient disco balls that came when a unicorn

1646
01:19:49.359 --> 01:19:50.760
<v Speaker 1>made it with an angel.

1647
01:19:50.520 --> 01:19:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh beautiful?

1648
01:19:53.119 --> 01:19:53.880
<v Speaker 1>How about you, Paul?

1649
01:19:54.279 --> 01:19:56.199
<v Speaker 2>I agree? I agree with what you said, Like, yes,

1650
01:19:56.239 --> 01:19:58.920
<v Speaker 2>it's grading on a curve. Like if someone put this

1651
01:19:59.000 --> 01:20:03.239
<v Speaker 2>out today, it would be like, what's happening, what's happening.

1652
01:20:03.680 --> 01:20:07.239
<v Speaker 2>I was actually impressed that they had something on TV

1653
01:20:07.840 --> 01:20:10.760
<v Speaker 2>that in nineteen eighty five where a gay man was

1654
01:20:10.800 --> 01:20:13.159
<v Speaker 2>telling his boyfriend he was going to bring his son

1655
01:20:13.199 --> 01:20:16.399
<v Speaker 2>and they were going to live together as a family. Yeah,

1656
01:20:16.439 --> 01:20:19.760
<v Speaker 2>like that in nineteen eighty five is progressive and he

1657
01:20:20.560 --> 01:20:24.920
<v Speaker 2>and it makes me very warm hearted towards the show

1658
01:20:24.960 --> 01:20:27.119
<v Speaker 2>because it makes me believe that all of the creatives

1659
01:20:27.159 --> 01:20:30.479
<v Speaker 2>behind the show were pushing this. If they got that

1660
01:20:30.560 --> 01:20:33.920
<v Speaker 2>on TV was I'm positive it did not go unremarked

1661
01:20:33.960 --> 01:20:36.600
<v Speaker 2>upon that they had that line in there. Yeah, and

1662
01:20:36.640 --> 01:20:39.079
<v Speaker 2>they must have fought for it. So it just makes

1663
01:20:39.119 --> 01:20:41.279
<v Speaker 2>me feel like this show's heart is in the right place,

1664
01:20:41.880 --> 01:20:45.479
<v Speaker 2>which I also felt last week with Melrose's Place. But like, again,

1665
01:20:45.520 --> 01:20:48.680
<v Speaker 2>you're ten years later in Melroe's place, and you should

1666
01:20:48.680 --> 01:20:52.640
<v Speaker 2>be able to get more and Dynasty had more stuff

1667
01:20:52.680 --> 01:20:55.880
<v Speaker 2>for there was Diane Carroll, she existed in the show,

1668
01:20:55.960 --> 01:20:57.960
<v Speaker 2>and there was more stuff for the gay characters. And

1669
01:20:58.079 --> 01:21:00.720
<v Speaker 2>again we're only looking at one episode of these shows,

1670
01:21:00.720 --> 01:21:05.199
<v Speaker 2>so it's obviously an infinitesimal sampling of what they have

1671
01:21:05.279 --> 01:21:07.479
<v Speaker 2>to offer. Yeah, but from what I hear, that was

1672
01:21:07.479 --> 01:21:12.039
<v Speaker 2>pretty much Melrose Place, So I think it's like very fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish it was streaming like that where I've watched

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<v Speaker 2>it had commercials and I was like me too, And.

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<v Speaker 1>The commercials were not during the commercial breaks. Yes, it

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01:21:20.760 --> 01:21:22.640
<v Speaker 1>was in the middle of a scene. They would cut

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<v Speaker 1>to a stupid commercial for like iced tea or something

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01:21:25.319 --> 01:21:27.439
<v Speaker 1>and then come back and then there was a clear

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01:21:27.439 --> 01:21:29.800
<v Speaker 1>commercial break like two minutes later. Yeah, but then the

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01:21:29.800 --> 01:21:32.319
<v Speaker 1>show would keep going. I was like, get your shit together,

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01:21:32.680 --> 01:21:33.560
<v Speaker 1>streaming service.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it will irritate me much less if it just

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01:21:35.840 --> 01:21:38.520
<v Speaker 2>goes in the comer. I don't actually mind the commercials.

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01:21:38.560 --> 01:21:41.199
<v Speaker 2>It's the interrupting the flow. Yeah, where it's like there's

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01:21:41.239 --> 01:21:43.039
<v Speaker 2>spots to interrupt the flow. It was built in.

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01:21:43.119 --> 01:21:45.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they wrote acts for this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to agree with you. I'm going to give

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01:21:47.960 --> 01:21:51.439
<v Speaker 2>it a six a six out of ten. Sentient disco

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<v Speaker 2>balls berthed from from the beautiful coitus of Barbara Streisands

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<v Speaker 2>and Stephen Sontai.

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<v Speaker 1>Perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fun, it's it's so stupid, it's so stupid. But

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<v Speaker 2>I want to watch more episodes just to see the fashion.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Yes, yeah, and you're right. I would

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01:22:18.000 --> 01:22:19.680
<v Speaker 1>like to see a cat fight. I know, I know

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01:22:19.720 --> 01:22:22.159
<v Speaker 1>that's bad for society. I don't care. I don't care

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01:22:22.319 --> 01:22:23.720
<v Speaker 1>like it. It's fun, but.

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01:22:23.840 --> 01:22:27.239
<v Speaker 2>I think we we here can say cat fights on

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<v Speaker 2>Dynasty are okay.

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01:22:28.520 --> 01:22:32.159
<v Speaker 1>They're okay. They're the exception that proves the rule. Frankly, yes,

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01:22:32.399 --> 01:22:34.479
<v Speaker 1>I also want to see that famous scene where she's like,

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01:22:34.560 --> 01:22:36.359
<v Speaker 1>I own fifty one percent of this company.

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01:22:36.479 --> 01:22:39.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. I don't feel need to offer

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01:22:39.760 --> 01:22:41.079
<v Speaker 2>a palate cleanser on this one.

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01:22:41.600 --> 01:22:45.000
<v Speaker 1>No me either, I mean would I am I going

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01:22:45.079 --> 01:22:47.560
<v Speaker 1>to go back now and watch all of Dynasty. I'm

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01:22:47.560 --> 01:22:51.279
<v Speaker 1>gonna get real with you. No, But might I maybe

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01:22:51.319 --> 01:22:54.319
<v Speaker 1>like go on YouTube and be like Dynasty clips, please,

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01:22:54.520 --> 01:22:57.560
<v Speaker 1>Diane Carol, please that, Yes, I will do so. I

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01:22:57.560 --> 01:22:58.720
<v Speaker 1>will watch clips from now on.

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<v Speaker 2>Because also, there's like two hundred and fifty episodes of

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01:23:02.079 --> 01:23:05.479
<v Speaker 2>this thing. This thing is yes, it's they did, like

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01:23:05.600 --> 01:23:09.479
<v Speaker 2>thirty plus episodes a year, plus movies plus movies. Yeah,

1714
01:23:09.520 --> 01:23:11.279
<v Speaker 2>like you, you would have to like, Okay, we're gonna

1715
01:23:11.319 --> 01:23:14.239
<v Speaker 2>launch a Dynasty rewatch podcast and be being paid for this,

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01:23:14.279 --> 01:23:16.000
<v Speaker 2>and then I would I would love to do that.

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01:23:16.079 --> 01:23:18.199
<v Speaker 2>Anyone who wants to hire us and pay us to

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01:23:18.199 --> 01:23:19.439
<v Speaker 2>watch dynastay.

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01:23:18.960 --> 01:23:21.720
<v Speaker 1>If you are a Denver based millionaire, yeah, wants to

1720
01:23:21.760 --> 01:23:23.920
<v Speaker 1>hire us, please reach out and let us know.

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01:23:24.079 --> 01:23:26.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because we're in for that, but it's too much

1722
01:23:27.000 --> 01:23:32.479
<v Speaker 2>in my everyday life. All right, Everyone listening can follow

1723
01:23:32.560 --> 01:23:34.560
<v Speaker 2>us on social media. We are on threads, we are

1724
01:23:34.560 --> 01:23:37.520
<v Speaker 2>on Instagram. We are phasing out Twitter. We're probably pretty

1725
01:23:37.520 --> 01:23:39.840
<v Speaker 2>phased out by this point, so follow us on those

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01:23:39.880 --> 01:23:43.399
<v Speaker 2>other platforms. If you want to request things on our

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01:23:43.399 --> 01:23:46.880
<v Speaker 2>monthly themes, please follow us on Instagram. That is the

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01:23:46.880 --> 01:23:49.479
<v Speaker 2>only place where I post them, and we cake and

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01:23:49.479 --> 01:23:51.720
<v Speaker 2>we take requests for them. I'm sorry, I am one person.

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01:23:51.760 --> 01:23:54.520
<v Speaker 2>I cannot have six different platforms emailing me out the

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01:23:54.520 --> 01:23:56.960
<v Speaker 2>same thing. I will lose my hair and I'm already

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01:23:56.960 --> 01:23:58.800
<v Speaker 2>losing it, so I'm trying to slow that process down.

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01:23:59.199 --> 01:24:01.079
<v Speaker 1>Let's keep his beauti hair on his beautiful head.

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01:24:01.159 --> 01:24:03.359
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we have a tea public shop. You can comment

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01:24:03.399 --> 01:24:05.439
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01:24:05.439 --> 01:24:06.880
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01:24:22.720 --> 01:24:24.720
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<v Speaker 1>Through he did it so you made it so easy

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01:24:31.680 --> 01:24:32.119
<v Speaker 1>for everyone.

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01:24:32.199 --> 01:24:33.359
<v Speaker 2>I did that.

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<v Speaker 1>Aged Well is produced and edited by Paul Kola Or

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<v Speaker 1>is it? Oh my god, you're actually my stepfather. I

1751
01:24:45.199 --> 01:24:47.840
<v Speaker 1>knew I shouldn't have had sex with you again, damn it.

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01:24:49.479 --> 01:24:53.039
<v Speaker 1>We would like to thank Benji, CJ, Joanna, Shannon, Noel,

1753
01:24:53.159 --> 01:24:58.399
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1754
01:24:58.600 --> 01:25:00.920
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01:25:01.359 --> 01:25:02.960
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1756
01:25:03.000 --> 01:25:06.039
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01:25:06.039 --> 01:25:09.079
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<v Speaker 2>This is the point in the show where we would

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01:25:17.039 --> 01:25:18.760
<v Speaker 2>have a thank you for one of our patrons, but

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01:25:19.239 --> 01:25:20.439
<v Speaker 2>we were out.

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<v Speaker 1>We've run out.

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<v Speaker 2>We've run out, not of.

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01:25:22.439 --> 01:25:24.760
<v Speaker 1>Patrons, these are champagne problems, but of.

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01:25:24.680 --> 01:25:26.279
<v Speaker 2>Requests for them. There are plenty of you out there

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01:25:26.319 --> 01:25:28.119
<v Speaker 2>that haven't requested your thank you. So if you want

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01:25:28.159 --> 01:25:31.079
<v Speaker 2>your thank you, let us know. We'll happily put it in.

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<v Speaker 1>In the meantime, we're just gonna slap fight each other

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01:25:33.039 --> 01:25:40.119
<v Speaker 1>with these coys out Oh I'm allergic.

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<v Speaker 2>To coy all right, Eric, any final thoughts on Dynasty?

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<v Speaker 1>I told you never to kiss my daughter again, for

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01:25:50.399 --> 01:25:56.439
<v Speaker 1>you are my stepfather's long lost twin cousin who once

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01:25:56.680 --> 01:26:00.119
<v Speaker 1>married my mother and then left her broken heart it

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01:26:00.159 --> 01:26:00.720
<v Speaker 1>at the altar?

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<v Speaker 2>How dare you?

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01:26:11.279 --> 01:26:14.840
<v Speaker 1>You're not wrong? You can you can just say.

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01:26:14.680 --> 01:26:16.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm right, You're right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Does that hurt? Are you?

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01:26:17.800 --> 01:26:20.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay? I think my appendix burst.

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01:26:21.239 --> 01:26:24.520
<v Speaker 1>That's the rib that you made me out of. It's

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01:26:24.640 --> 01:26:27.079
<v Speaker 1>throbbing because I started to have independent thoughts