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Speaker 2: it'll be great on with the show.
Speaker 3: Us day.
Speaker 2: I missed the days where I could talk to you
Speaker 2: and tell you things.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're going to start off this podcast.
Speaker 2: Can we start off the podcast? I have one question?
Speaker 3: No, no, because this is necessary. We're all going to
Speaker 3: take a deep breath for three seconds, hold it for
Speaker 3: three seconds, and then let it out for three seconds,
Speaker 3: and then we're going to start the podcast and I
Speaker 3: will explain everything and you can ask your question.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: Ready one? Two? Anyway, Hello, welcome.
Speaker 2: Before the storm. I'm not sure. I'm a little frightened.
Speaker 2: I may repete a little while you were doing your
Speaker 2: breath's exercises, my brother.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, we uh Tuesday night. Usually we live stream
Speaker 3: on Monday nights. But Mama, uh, I was just you know,
Speaker 3: when you just you have one of those days. And look,
Speaker 3: I am extremely grateful for many many things in my life.
Speaker 3: I do not have it bad. I do not have
Speaker 3: problems like when in comparison to others. Okay, However, that said,
Speaker 3: there are a few things going on.
Speaker 2: Boy, have you got problems that.
Speaker 3: Are completely overwhelming me? And yesterday I decided that you
Speaker 3: guys are podcast family, You and Claire and our close
Speaker 3: friends and everybody who knows me would understand, Hey, it's okay.
Speaker 3: If we live stream on a Tuesday night, it's not
Speaker 3: going to be an issue. Nobody is going to care,
Speaker 3: Nobody is going to pass away. Right.
Speaker 2: You're lucky that I'm still alive.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad that you were available to do this
Speaker 3: on a Tuesday, as Clare and you two as well.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you saw the video I made
Speaker 3: yesterday slaying in the traffic department, yes, with the doors locked,
Speaker 3: slaying on Elvis's bed, who's no longer allowed at ihearts
Speaker 3: duty for pooping for a pooping incident into in the
Speaker 3: sales department. That was a while ago. So anyway, so
Speaker 3: I was laying down and I decided to just explain
Speaker 3: to you why we weren't having a podcast on Monday night.
Speaker 3: And I'm sure everybody can relate to one of those
Speaker 3: days when you just literally can not, right, you just can't.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. I'm sitting next to mister Perfect,
Speaker 3: the one who everybody recognizes, and thanks for all the
Speaker 3: hard work.
Speaker 2: You're welcome everyone.
Speaker 3: We won't even go there. But so the live stream
Speaker 3: starts at seven. Usually I get home from work on
Speaker 3: a Monday night around like four point thirty, where I
Speaker 3: can get out all of the equipment, set up, all
Speaker 3: the stuff, plug in all the whoreror do this, do that?
Speaker 3: I mean, there's a lot of moving parts when it
Speaker 3: comes to putting this on. Think you wouldn't think so.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't think so boy looking at it.
Speaker 2: But truly, it really is a lot of work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's one person who does it because Claire
Speaker 3: is uh literally works at three in the morning, and
Speaker 3: I don't want her to do anything else because I
Speaker 3: show up and then leave because I don't want to
Speaker 3: lose her.
Speaker 2: I've made the sacrifice. I know.
Speaker 3: You be quiet because it's me that sets everything up.
Speaker 3: It's not I'm not complaining that. I'm not complaining, so
Speaker 3: then I contribute nothing. No, you just show up so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, we've received several comments about
Speaker 3: Claire being an incredible addition to our poscion's delight, and
Speaker 3: we are not doing anything to lose her. Why are you?
Speaker 3: I just don't want you to do anything about is
Speaker 3: bullying me.
Speaker 2: I will.
Speaker 3: I will beat him up for you. Wow, I will
Speaker 3: go there.
Speaker 4: You guys should have seen just before the camera's roll,
Speaker 4: he was yelling at me.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's so mean to me.
Speaker 4: And I have receipts.
Speaker 3: It's got to be a scandal. Oh my gosh. Remember
Speaker 3: the person who used to say I have the receipts?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh god, that is that brings that gives
Speaker 3: us PTSD.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna trauma dump any second.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Okay, so proceed. I just got home twenty minutes ago
Speaker 3: and set everything up because I had to read you
Speaker 3: a story that's it airing tomorrow during Cogo's AM six
Speaker 3: hundred morning news program which is awesome, which Claire directs
Speaker 3: and amazing on from five am to nine am, and
Speaker 3: it often will feature stories that I do. I do
Speaker 3: a lot of the feature stories, and this week we're
Speaker 3: doing Cogo in the community ocean Side all the things
Speaker 3: that make ocean Side special. So I had to do
Speaker 3: my four minute long feature piece for tomorrow morning. And
Speaker 3: now my boss I think so highly of her, and
Speaker 3: I really appreciate when she gives me criticism because it's
Speaker 3: always constructive and she's just trying to make me better. Right,
Speaker 3: today I had a little temper tantrum. Now, on a
Speaker 3: normal day, I'd be like, of course, that makes complete sense.
Speaker 3: I see what you're saying, which I did, but today
Speaker 3: I had to do it over again. And I'm not
Speaker 3: mad or anything, but that's what set me back so late.
Speaker 2: Did Momy have a meltdown? No, this is just a
Speaker 2: tempera tantrum.
Speaker 3: This all started this morning at six point thirty in
Speaker 3: the morning. No, this started at three.
Speaker 2: In the morning. Oh hell no.
Speaker 3: We have two new roommates for two months. They are friends.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be like, this is very vague. We
Speaker 3: know them who needed a place to stay for a
Speaker 3: couple of months. They did, you know, help us with
Speaker 3: the rent. And of course I'm gonna give somebody who
Speaker 3: I know who's in need a place to stay. So
Speaker 3: this person and her family member, being very vague, uh huh,
Speaker 3: they are staying in Hobvier's room. My other roommate, who
Speaker 3: I love tremendously, Marie, has her own room. So Antonio
Speaker 3: is now sleeping in my room. That said, I put
Speaker 3: up a pillow barrier because I don't want any touching
Speaker 3: going on. He has his own blankets. I have my
Speaker 3: own blankets. Enough said, nothing funny, no funny business. That
Speaker 3: doesn't happen anymore, and it won't. And he's a great
Speaker 3: person and I'm gonna make the sacrifice because this person
Speaker 3: is in need. Well, it was really warm last night.
Speaker 3: I was warm and through the pillow fort calms a foot,
Speaker 3: not by accidentally, because he was tossing and turning in
Speaker 3: his sleep and it was pressed against my ankle.
Speaker 2: Oops.
Speaker 3: No, And I was really hot and annoyed, and so
Speaker 3: I'm like I can't, So I came down here on
Speaker 3: the couch, set up camp down here. Mind you, four
Speaker 3: people are sharing my bathroom four four four and this morning,
Speaker 3: Antonio wakes up. He told me last night this factoid
Speaker 3: which I forgot about this morning, which was, hey, Laura,
Speaker 3: if you do eat the eggs this morning, I, I
Speaker 3: don't know think about it because they expired two days ago.
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh no.
Speaker 3: This morning Antonio was nice enough to say, hey, you
Speaker 3: want me to make you some eggs? I said, that
Speaker 3: would be really nice, thank you, and some tortillas. Oh,
Speaker 3: how great. And it was like seven o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 3: so the six thirty, well, I forgot about the egg expiration.
Speaker 2: Oh no.
Speaker 3: So a couple of hours later, I was not feeling
Speaker 3: good at all. I was like, I had to lay
Speaker 3: down in the fetal position. I wasn't gonna puke because
Speaker 3: I don't puke now. I had to get ready for work,
Speaker 3: and for forty minutes, the bathroom that is shared by
Speaker 3: now four of us was occupied. Somebody on the one
Speaker 3: of the members of this family is male and young
Speaker 3: yish twenty ish, was in there for playing music. I
Speaker 3: don't know what. I didn't hear any water going on,
Speaker 3: so I'm like, I got a goal. I have to
Speaker 3: brush my teeth. I luckily I put my makeup out
Speaker 3: in my room I have to use the restroom. Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh. So I'm just like, Okay, I can't. So
Speaker 3: I get in my car outside in the driveway. I
Speaker 3: have a toothbrush in my glove compartment and toothpaste. I
Speaker 3: had some water that's boiling hot because it was sitting
Speaker 3: in the sun, and I brushed my teeth in my
Speaker 3: car in my driveway and spit it out in my driveway. There.
Speaker 3: That's how my work day started.
Speaker 2: That that sounds like a living hell. So that's however,
Speaker 2: you don't know how long I would have lasted in
Speaker 2: that situation.
Speaker 3: What was I supposed to do?
Speaker 2: Two seconds?
Speaker 3: Was I supposed to do? I did, But I tried
Speaker 3: to make a big thing for Oh my god. Anyway,
Speaker 3: get to work, Uh do the story. I really was.
Speaker 3: This story was going to be award winning because I
Speaker 3: was put I put a lot of work into like
Speaker 3: the the sounds to like the sounds of walking on
Speaker 3: the deck. It was about the Ocean Side pier and
Speaker 3: the ocean sounds and you know, the seagulls and people talking.
Speaker 3: Because it was about the importance of the pier. I
Speaker 3: had interviewed them, the mayor of Ocean Side, and it
Speaker 3: was a four minute story that I was putting together. Well,
Speaker 3: I worked a long time on it, and then that's
Speaker 3: when my boss said, you know what, this kind of
Speaker 3: doesn't sound right. You're writing is good, but this isn't.
Speaker 3: And she was right, it didn't sound great, but it
Speaker 3: was ararable.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Now I said, okay, i'll I'll just recut the whole thing.
Speaker 3: You're right again. She wants to just make us better
Speaker 3: and I get that. So that's like five fifteen. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm already an hour and fifteen minutes over my work.
Speaker 3: So I do the whole thing. I can't figure out
Speaker 3: where to put it. All these things. Then I can't
Speaker 3: find my car keys to get home, So then I
Speaker 3: call you. It's like six fifteen. I finally finish a story, Clare,
Speaker 3: it's in there. Think I pray, just look for Ocean
Speaker 3: Side Pure story, redo or final product, because that's what
Speaker 3: the name of it is, because I had to do
Speaker 3: it so many.
Speaker 2: Times and she wasn't being fancy. Redo is not spelled
Speaker 2: r e d eux no no.
Speaker 3: And so then I call Eric and he doesn't answer,
Speaker 3: of course, because he never does, and when I need
Speaker 3: him the most, because I wanted to tell him that
Speaker 3: we might be starting a little bit late, so I
Speaker 3: don't usually leave a message. As I was hanging up
Speaker 3: the phone, the bottle I was drinking out of spilled
Speaker 3: instead of one in my mouth and went down my
Speaker 3: shirt and I said the F word really loud you,
Speaker 3: not to you, but just to life and my shirt
Speaker 3: and the bottle in general. Well, you heard the message
Speaker 3: and thought I had just said that to you so
Speaker 3: horribly and so loud and viciously that you sent me
Speaker 3: a picture to punish me. And I didn't appreciate that
Speaker 3: at all. Claire, do you know my phobia of small,
Speaker 3: small patterns and tiny holes together. I'm aware of this, okay,
Speaker 3: one of the things I can't look at very close range,
Speaker 3: especially magnified as a strawberry because of the seeds. He
Speaker 3: sends me this picture to punish me, and I thought
Speaker 3: I was gonna be He goes, no, I didn't send
Speaker 3: you a picture of anybody throwing up or any kind
Speaker 3: of deep holes or anything. So I look at the picture.
Speaker 3: It's a strawberry, and it's start with my ad. I go,
Speaker 3: and I can tell he was still at home at
Speaker 3: six point thirty. I'm like, get your ass in the
Speaker 3: car again. Here we were shouting out. So then I
Speaker 3: call Claire and my Claire, we're doing the show. It
Speaker 3: might start up a little late. That's okay, kind of
Speaker 3: had a day and all right. So all that said,
Speaker 3: if that's the worst it gets for me on any
Speaker 3: given day, I'm a very lucky person.
Speaker 2: Right Well, I have to interject, because there's something we
Speaker 2: need to discuss, oh amongst ourselves and amongst our viewers, listeners, subscribers,
Speaker 2: and orders. I would like to address Mommy's filthy trash mouth.
Speaker 2: Because Mommy's mouth, because I did call her back, and
Speaker 2: this is the thing. I love it when she gets mad,
Speaker 2: because I will just send a picture. Like I didn't
Speaker 2: take offense to the message. I just immediately was like
Speaker 2: okay and just said a picture. So but when I
Speaker 2: got her on the phone, I felt like I was talking.
Speaker 3: To don't even don't eat someone with Tourette syndrome. I
Speaker 3: was gonna say, don't even uh, sugarcoat it. Don't degrade sailors,
Speaker 3: Like do you know a lot of people say, oh,
Speaker 3: you talk like sailors. Sailors don't even talk about a
Speaker 3: truck driver or a truck drive. No, don't insult them, Okay.
Speaker 3: I was stewing out every bad word in the whole
Speaker 3: wid Oh, in my car, I was screaming.
Speaker 2: And you know me who's pure of heart.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do that on the podcast, like I was
Speaker 3: doing it in my car and.
Speaker 2: You, Oh, I thought it was I thought my ears
Speaker 2: were going to fall.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I had to get it out and I
Speaker 3: knew that. Well. I didn't think you judged me, but
Speaker 3: you did judge me.
Speaker 2: Oh, just call me judge Judy.
Speaker 3: Okay, So that was my day. Then. Oh, I purchased
Speaker 3: something incredible on TMU. Oh boy, it's a big giant
Speaker 3: disco ball with this really cool lighting system. So it
Speaker 3: was perfect for the podcast. Like we played last Yes episode, Well,
Speaker 3: guess what. The hook fell out of the ceiling and
Speaker 3: it came crashing down on the floor. Oh and now
Speaker 3: it's sitting outside all broken to pieces.
Speaker 2: Oh is that why it was out there?
Speaker 3: Yes, so there's my big disco ball.
Speaker 2: Did you return it?
Speaker 3: No, it was my fault. I think I made a
Speaker 3: hole in the ceiling where there. I think you need
Speaker 3: to have a beam in order to hook something that's
Speaker 3: that heavy, right, right, So that was me just being stupid. Okay,
Speaker 3: so I'm done with my rant in my day and everything.
Speaker 3: How is everybody else today, Claire?
Speaker 2: How are you? I'm pretty good?
Speaker 3: Yeah? How was work today? It was everything good? Let
Speaker 3: everything go as well as could possibly be. It's pretty regular.
Speaker 3: Had a good show. We had a good show, right
Speaker 3: the hush nice? Yeah? Okay? And then you had a
Speaker 3: good little nappy. I had a great nappy.
Speaker 4: I'm feeling rejuvenated.
Speaker 3: Love it. Yeah. How was work today for you? Did
Speaker 3: you run into any ne'er do wells or anybody they
Speaker 3: give you any trouble evildoers?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh good, you had a good deal work.
Speaker 2: I was fine until Laura traumatized me.
Speaker 3: Nine until you gotta talk with me. Okay. So I'm
Speaker 3: really about this episode because there's a movie I was
Speaker 3: supposed to see with you on Saturday night. I don't
Speaker 3: remember what happened.
Speaker 2: But I this is me Laura. The movie starts at
Speaker 2: seven pm.
Speaker 3: Crickets, this is me not remembering that I said I
Speaker 3: was gonna go. I don't even remember.
Speaker 2: She doesn't remember her problem, I don't remember getting everything.
Speaker 2: One of us is going to be in a home
Speaker 2: sooner than the other.
Speaker 3: Now this movie is something that I have been dying
Speaker 3: to see. I almost went Sunday to see You by myself,
Speaker 3: and that is something I don't like doing. I won't
Speaker 3: go eat dinner by myself. I don't wrong with that.
Speaker 3: Seeing a movie by yourself makes me really.
Speaker 2: Really sad.
Speaker 4: I think I know what movie it is.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm gonna put the whiny dog outside for
Speaker 3: two seconds. Eric start. Just give the background of the movie,
Speaker 3: but don't give your review until I get the dog
Speaker 3: out here. Okay, tell everybody what you.
Speaker 2: Saw, and then, well I saw a couple so I'll
Speaker 2: talk about it in my Hollywood report. But Saturday night
Speaker 2: I went and saw Disclosure Day, the new Steven Spielberg
Speaker 2: film with Emily Blunt, and surprisingly, I liked it very much. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'll talk about everything while she's gone, But Noah's very good.
Speaker 2: Emily Blunt was spectacular in it. A lot of people
Speaker 2: didn't like the ending. A lot of the reviews online
Speaker 2: people are kind of trashing the ending. I didn't mind it,
Speaker 2: but it was a it was a very good movie.
Speaker 3: How long was it?
Speaker 2: Two hours and twenty minutes?
Speaker 3: Okay? On your Facebook page, you were like, ohmg, like
Speaker 3: I loved it. I loved it.
Speaker 2: I loved it.
Speaker 3: The movie is called Disclosure and Disclosure Day well okay, yes,
Speaker 3: And the the rumors behind it, or the controversy is
Speaker 3: that this is the government's way of soft launching us
Speaker 3: into some very vital information that we're about to receive
Speaker 3: that we are.
Speaker 2: Not alone in the universe, And it's explained very well
Speaker 2: in the movie.
Speaker 3: Do you now believe that we are not alone in
Speaker 3: the universe? I think it changes his mind because you
Speaker 3: were like, so, oh, there's no such thing as aliens.
Speaker 3: There's some such things as the spacecraft. There's no such
Speaker 3: things in the area fifty four or whatever. Fifty one, no,
Speaker 3: forty five.
Speaker 2: I mean it was entertaining. Am I gonna completely change
Speaker 2: my mind? Now?
Speaker 3: Were there aliens in it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Did they look like the aliens from Close Encounters the
Speaker 3: third kind?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Because you do realize there are six different types of aliens.
Speaker 3: There are the reptilian ones. They are the grays, They're
Speaker 3: the Nordics.
Speaker 2: These are the ones that had the heads that look
Speaker 2: like a guitar pick. And then the big eyes.
Speaker 3: Are the big alban dies. Are the grays are the gray?
Speaker 2: Ah? Yes?
Speaker 3: Were they good?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay? So there are two schools of thought. One school
Speaker 3: of thought is that these beings that some of us
Speaker 3: believe have come to Earth before, especially during nuclear testing,
Speaker 3: and when nuclear weapons came into play, a lot of
Speaker 3: sightings started happening then, as if these beings were like,
Speaker 3: uh oh, we got to stop this civilization or they're
Speaker 3: going to damage not only themselves but possibly are surrounding
Speaker 3: because they're so powerful. So did they like cover that
Speaker 3: at all?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Uh not? The like, yes, they a little bit, they did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, disclosure dates. Now that what does Emily Blunt play?
Speaker 2: Her character is very complex. She plays a newscaster or
Speaker 2: a weather girl and something happens and I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: say what because it's a it's a crucial part of
Speaker 2: the movie that really plays into it.
Speaker 3: So the one school of thought is that they're here
Speaker 3: to help us say stop it, don't and destroy whatever.
Speaker 3: The other school of thought is they're coming and they
Speaker 3: are going to take over all of our resources and
Speaker 3: kill us all because they want our planet.
Speaker 2: The movie was not a it wasn't like a warning. Okay,
Speaker 2: it was done very well.
Speaker 3: Does it make sense when I say that some people
Speaker 3: think this could be like a little bit of an
Speaker 3: easy way, an easy way into telling the world that
Speaker 3: they are real. Yes, okay, I think you've changed your mind.
Speaker 2: I haven't changed my mind.
Speaker 3: Oh an alien freak like way.
Speaker 2: But it was a good movie.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I want to see it. I want
Speaker 3: to stream it's so bad. I just don't know how
Speaker 3: to get it illegally. I would have to get it illegally, right,
Speaker 3: because it's not out of anything. Yeah. Wow, I saw
Speaker 3: a movie that was I think illegal because in the
Speaker 3: background there.
Speaker 2: Was like somebody.
Speaker 3: You could tell that somebody had videoed it from a
Speaker 3: chair in a movie theater. So I'm not exactly sure
Speaker 3: how I ended up on this streaming service. But it
Speaker 3: was Hokum, the one with Adam Scott. You and Adam
Speaker 3: Scott from this severance. I know Adam Scott. I don't
Speaker 3: never heard of Hokum. Oh it's good.
Speaker 2: It just looks terrible.
Speaker 3: It's really it's campy, but in a really freaky way.
Speaker 3: It's really freaky. It's about like an old hotel. He's
Speaker 3: an author, he has a writer's block. It's like this whole.
Speaker 2: Thing, like the shining.
Speaker 3: Similar vibes, similar vibes, similar vibes, Yes, that's all I'm
Speaker 3: gonna say.
Speaker 2: I watched. I don't think I talked about this, did
Speaker 2: I It was so bad I blocked it out. Keeper.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I who's in?
Speaker 2: I don't even know. Avoid it at all costs.
Speaker 3: It was I know bee Keeper was a movie, right beep?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's with my boyfriend Jason. Yes, this is just Keeper.
Speaker 2: This was called Keeper. It's done by Osgar Perkins, who
Speaker 2: did the Monkey. He did Long Legs. He's the son
Speaker 2: of Anthony Perkins. I did not like this one at all.
Speaker 2: I love the Monkey. I did not like this one.
Speaker 3: I've heard of them.
Speaker 2: It's about a couple that goes to this house in
Speaker 2: the woods and I can't even tell you what happened.
Speaker 2: I didn't even finish watching it. It was a snoozefest.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. Okay, Okay, Well, there's something that I
Speaker 3: think I'm going to wait to try on Thursday's podcast
Speaker 3: before I want you to do your double D news someone.
Speaker 3: I think we should launch right into that, okay, and
Speaker 3: then i'll tell you after the double D what what
Speaker 3: I'm going to try. And if this works, it will
Speaker 3: be a miracle, and I'm going to do it live
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't wait. We'll do it live.
Speaker 2: We'll do it live, all right, A lot of stuff.
Speaker 2: I have a lot of stuff. No surprise here. I'm
Speaker 2: surprised it didn't happen before they were together for over
Speaker 2: a decade. Jelly Roll and Bunny XO are divorcing. He
Speaker 2: filed on May eighteenth.
Speaker 3: I saw that story and there wasn't much to it. No, like, well,
Speaker 3: if he's filing, either he's.
Speaker 2: He cited he did something, or he cited reconcilable differences.
Speaker 2: This is what.
Speaker 3: Makes me angry because then that because I'm nosy.
Speaker 2: No, this is what I'm I'm predicting. What. So, you
Speaker 2: know she's been on the she wrote a book that's
Speaker 2: a New York Times bestseller about them, about her called
Speaker 2: Bunny XO.
Speaker 3: Is she a porn star?
Speaker 2: No, she was a stripper. Oh, I don't know she
Speaker 2: did porn or not. I'm not sure. But she led
Speaker 2: a life before she met him. And I'll bet you anything.
Speaker 2: This book just came out a couple of months ago.
Speaker 2: She's been on the circuit promoting it. I don't I
Speaker 2: watched an interview with her on Howard Stern. I think
Speaker 2: she had said he hadn't read it. I'll bet he
Speaker 2: did and was shocked by the stuff. He read it
Speaker 2: and was like, I can't be married, not.
Speaker 3: If he wants to continue to have a decent career. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like I can't if it's bad.
Speaker 2: Because it was a lot like what she was talking
Speaker 2: about on Stern, I was like, holy smoke, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: I mean everybody has a pass I get it, but
Speaker 2: I was like, boy, us up past and some people
Speaker 2: just can't get past it, you know.
Speaker 3: Well, and we don't know what goes on behind exactly.
Speaker 2: Who knows. Maybe she could be a super freak.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I love this show. It's on Netflix. I watched every season.
Speaker 2: They're starting their tenth season selling Sunset. You hate it,
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: I can't stand those two twin dudes.
Speaker 2: Oh I know the little the little ball twins. Okay,
Speaker 2: So Christine Quinn, who was on the first couple of seasons,
Speaker 2: who is the big villain. She got married, married a nightmare,
Speaker 2: got divorced. He was terrible to her. She is back
Speaker 2: shooting season ten. Now they've had a whole cast upset,
Speaker 2: like some people are off, some people are still on.
Speaker 2: So I cannot wait for season ten to air is
Speaker 2: going to be good.
Speaker 3: The big reality show everybody's talking about on that vein
Speaker 3: is Summer House because this person had an affair with
Speaker 3: that person. He was married and this friend they were friends.
Speaker 3: And no, no, no, no no, did you read my notes?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I stole your thunder great, thanks Kane straight
Speaker 2: from LA I'm sorry, exclusive correspondent. I just averd about
Speaker 2: West Wilson, who is gross. He's disgusting.
Speaker 3: He's saying or just acting they're all beautiful people.
Speaker 2: He's always biting his nails and he's he's on so
Speaker 2: many beta blockers.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, what are beta blockers? And should be?
Speaker 2: They mellow you out so like I could literally.
Speaker 3: Am I allowed to take them as a solober person?
Speaker 2: Probably not all. I mean, they turned you into like
Speaker 2: a zombie. So if you saw him on the Summer
Speaker 2: House reunion, Andy Cohen flat out asked him and the girl,
Speaker 2: are you guys on beta blockers? Because nothing was affecting them.
Speaker 2: They just sat there like zombies, like, no no emotion,
Speaker 2: no nothing.
Speaker 3: Can you just buy these things that end like G
Speaker 3: and C or whatever?
Speaker 2: No, you have to have them prescribed by I.
Speaker 4: Think either your doctor prescribes.
Speaker 3: Them where you're getting them illegally.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, I'm not telling a secret. I'm not.
Speaker 2: He did say he took them.
Speaker 3: Okay, is it like xanax or something?
Speaker 2: Uh no, No, it's more like a complete like mellows
Speaker 2: you out heroin. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Anyway, the thing I think Okay, I don't really know
Speaker 4: much about it.
Speaker 2: They block something in your root, in your brain that
Speaker 2: receives like it doesn't allow you to really react to anything.
Speaker 3: Okay, I need an ID of that, right right?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Stata. But no, he's gross and the
Speaker 2: fact that he has dated all these gorgeous women. I'm like,
Speaker 2: there must be something that I'm not seeing because he's
Speaker 2: got a gross personality. He's not cute, just gross.
Speaker 3: He probably has charm, charisma he does not, and a
Speaker 3: big wiener.
Speaker 2: Ugh maybe god no, because apparently Dick pick Scott sent
Speaker 2: out of him and it was not impressive. So I
Speaker 2: don't know what it is. Maybe he's good with his fingers.
Speaker 2: Tyra Banks so on Netflix right now. It's the documentary
Speaker 2: that everybody's talking about about America's Next Top Model.
Speaker 3: It came out a little while ago, but yes, I
Speaker 3: think in like may or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes she is now because she looked so bad
Speaker 2: in the documentary. She's now suing Netflix for defamation, saying
Speaker 2: Netflix use sixteen minutes from a three hour interview and
Speaker 2: spun it to support a false and defamatory narrative.
Speaker 3: The documentary is basically about how these models and these
Speaker 3: girls were treated and how when they finally won their
Speaker 3: prize or the winner, never did get anything what they
Speaker 3: were promised right and apparently.
Speaker 2: Well in the biggest, the biggest kind of bomb. I
Speaker 2: mean everybody that watched the show saw it. There was
Speaker 2: a model named Shandy and all the girls, which this
Speaker 2: was weird to me, and I remember when I watched it,
Speaker 2: I was like, are these girls under twenty one?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Because there was alcohol in the house. They had all
Speaker 2: these male models there. They were drinking in the hot
Speaker 2: tub and she got assaulted by a male model in
Speaker 2: the shower while cameras were rolling and nobody did anything
Speaker 2: to stop it. So then when Tyra Banks had her
Speaker 2: own show, The Tire Banks Show, the talk show, she
Speaker 2: had some of these models on. Shandy was one of them.
Speaker 2: Shandy said, I've never seen the episode. I don't ever
Speaker 2: want to see it because she was in a relationship
Speaker 2: at the time and the guy was like, she told
Speaker 2: him what happened and he was like, I'm done and
Speaker 2: he broke up with her. I think it was her fiance.
Speaker 2: So she said, I've never seen the episode. I never
Speaker 2: want to see the episode, and Tyra's like, let's roll
Speaker 2: the tape of that moment that it happened, which sent
Speaker 2: that girl into a tailspan, which was really mean. Like
Speaker 2: if I said something like I've never seen this video
Speaker 2: of me, like falling down or whatever, and then somebody's like, oh,
Speaker 2: let's show it, it would be embarrassing. Yes, So she's claiming, oh, no,
Speaker 2: I didn't have any part of the production, like blah
Speaker 2: blah blah. Well everybody has gone on. Everybody that not
Speaker 2: everybody but key people like j Manuel who.
Speaker 3: Was one of the well he was one of the Yeah,
Speaker 3: he was the one that would help them transform them.
Speaker 2: Yes, and he said she and Ken Mack, who was
Speaker 2: the producer, had their hands in everything. So I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's just because she's not really relevant anymore
Speaker 2: that this is all going on, but I mean, that's
Speaker 2: probably the worst thing she could do, is now threatened
Speaker 2: to sue because she comes off not looking good at all.
Speaker 2: Oh no. And then you know the big tall guy
Speaker 2: that taught him how to walk Miss Jay, Yeah, he
Speaker 2: had like a stroke or something terrible happened healthwise, and
Speaker 2: she never went and saw them. And then they were
Speaker 2: talking about how they all got fired, and she spun
Speaker 2: it to say, oh no, that's not what it was,
Speaker 2: and near all like, no, that's what it was. Like.
Speaker 2: She didn't have the decency to come to us and tell.
Speaker 3: Us, do you know what's going on with the Blake
Speaker 3: Lively thing?
Speaker 2: That's all done?
Speaker 3: Is it done? Did they settle?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they settled out of court, and she didn't get
Speaker 2: anything that she was asking for.
Speaker 3: Did he get anything?
Speaker 2: I don't think I forgot.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I don't think he really did either. No, I don't
Speaker 2: think he got anything from her. Do you remember Jean
Speaker 2: Shellout from the Today Show who did the movie reviews
Speaker 2: and stuff like that, with the big curly black hair
Speaker 2: and the mustache, the glasses. He died at a hundred
Speaker 2: he was he was one hundred years old.
Speaker 3: Wo Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man, he made it all right. So we
Speaker 2: are going to talk about some stuff on HBO. Max.
Speaker 2: It just came out on Friday. It was out in theaters.
Speaker 2: It got fairly good reviews. It's a movie called They
Speaker 2: Will Kill You and it's about a girl that goes
Speaker 2: to work at a hotel it's full of satanists, okay,
Speaker 2: and she becomes the target.
Speaker 3: Is it eighty four?
Speaker 2: No, it's not, But it was. It was funny. It
Speaker 2: was it whipped along at a speed like it was
Speaker 2: super fast. It like it's the fastest ninety minutes I've
Speaker 2: ever It was a great movie.
Speaker 3: Side note, isn't normal for somebody to be able to
Speaker 3: watch like a dateline or a documentary about a man
Speaker 3: who stalks and viciously kills his girlfriend and chops her
Speaker 3: up in pieces and throws her in the ocean, and
Speaker 3: that is able to go okay, night night and want
Speaker 3: to sleep.
Speaker 2: Now I do it all the time.
Speaker 3: Is that normal? Oh?
Speaker 2: I do it all the time.
Speaker 3: Because I was teaking about that the other night, I'm like, wait,
Speaker 3: I don't think this is normal where I can watch
Speaker 3: something like this and then just go okay, ninety night,
Speaker 3: what do you? And I'm not that way. It gives me,
Speaker 3: It doesn't give me nightmares.
Speaker 4: It just makes me sad.
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's just interesting to me that I
Speaker 3: guess that people are capable.
Speaker 2: Of something and what people do, and then I think
Speaker 2: that they're going to get away with it. Like I'm like, I.
Speaker 4: Used to have a higher tolerance for that stuff before
Speaker 4: I worked in the news.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now I'm.
Speaker 4: Going to work and I'm like, well, this guy, you know,
Speaker 4: allegedly dismembered his landlord and this other you know what
Speaker 4: I mean, all this whatever.
Speaker 3: It because when it became more real to you, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's more real now.
Speaker 4: So when I'm off work, I'm like, I only watch
Speaker 4: fun stuff and I only read books about mermaids.
Speaker 2: Like I watched five date lines in a row.
Speaker 4: Last night, and you didn't get sad.
Speaker 2: No, I was riveted.
Speaker 3: And then I went Night Night they Keith Morrison.
Speaker 2: Yes. Oh, and then and then I watched some with
Speaker 2: the two, the guy and the girl the date Line
Speaker 2: twenty twenty ones. Oh yeah, yea where they talked about
Speaker 2: like this. I'm on one right now. Were this girl
Speaker 2: in college she gets a stalker like one of her classmates,
Speaker 2: and she gets a residency in a completely different state
Speaker 2: and he shows up in that state. She gets a
Speaker 2: sick your restraining order and is the second that restraining
Speaker 2: order was up. He shows up. She's now moved to
Speaker 2: a completely different state, and he shows up there and
Speaker 2: kidnaps her. Oh no, and has built a soundproof room
Speaker 2: in a storage unit and has her handcuffed in there
Speaker 2: and that's where I am right now, and said he'll
Speaker 2: let her out if she sleeps with him, and she was.
Speaker 3: Like, hell, no, I'm watching something called Squatters.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the Kelly rip up Mark Kenzuelos on Hulu.
Speaker 2: They have to do Squatters, Get the fuck out of
Speaker 2: my house.
Speaker 3: No, it's just it's a series. It's like a documentary series.
Speaker 3: Oh they did. Yeah, okay, well obviously because you're you're
Speaker 3: in man, you're in property.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, I didn't know that. It takes a lot of work,
Speaker 3: a lot of paperwork, and a lot of time to
Speaker 3: get somebody, oh a renter, Yes, out of your house.
Speaker 2: Yes. During the oh during COVID it was they were
Speaker 2: so back logged. It took forever.
Speaker 3: It follows the stories of these landlords or whoever trying
Speaker 3: to get these people, like one guy, it was his
Speaker 3: mom's home, the house he grew up in, and these
Speaker 3: people they weren't even renters. They just showed up one
Speaker 3: day and started living there. And then it takes I mean,
Speaker 3: it takes time in court, it takes paperwork, it takes
Speaker 3: the police. You can't just kick them out. They have rights,
Speaker 3: they have they have.
Speaker 2: Rights than the than the did you see the one
Speaker 2: yet of the house in Malibu where the guy in
Speaker 2: his roommate lived there and they rented a room to
Speaker 2: this girl who is a complete grifter and she had
Speaker 2: done this all over Malibu. Oh my, And they finally
Speaker 2: they got her because the police showed up and they said,
Speaker 2: can you come outside for a moment, And the minute
Speaker 2: she got outside, they changed the locks. And because she
Speaker 2: moved in, never paid a lick of rent.
Speaker 3: And they're always a mess, they always screw everything up.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dirty and like wealthy.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Yeah, it's really interesting, and it's just
Speaker 3: it's so backwards.
Speaker 2: So I had a friend who bought a house in Vegas.
Speaker 2: He rented it, he lived here, he rented it to
Speaker 2: a couple and one night his neighbors called and said, hey,
Speaker 2: did you what's going on at your house? And he's like,
Speaker 2: what do you mean? And he goes, well, there's a
Speaker 2: moving van that's up there and they're taking everything out,
Speaker 2: like appliances. He had to hop on a plane fly
Speaker 2: to Vegas. By the time he got there, they were gone.
Speaker 2: They took all the cabinets, everything out of the house.
Speaker 2: The house was like a shell inside they took everything.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmmm anything else I'm having my.
Speaker 2: So anyway they will kill you was fantastic, So watch
Speaker 2: it on Netflix. There is a documentary that just came
Speaker 2: out on Friday called Maternal Instinct. Have you watched it?
Speaker 3: No, you've seen it.
Speaker 2: Must sit down tonight and watch it. It is insane. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's a crime documentary and I'm not going to say
Speaker 2: one word just what you can't believe how people are like.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is beyond beyond the links that a
Speaker 2: normal person would go to. And I saw last week
Speaker 2: I got to go to a sneak peek of the
Speaker 2: new Rapaul movie called Stop That Train and good it okay,
Speaker 2: and the three drag queens in it were hilarious. So
Speaker 2: it's like an homage to Airplane and the Naked Gun
Speaker 2: and all that, and I get it. This for me
Speaker 2: was a little like I like funny movies when they're
Speaker 2: just flat out stupid, like I love The Naked Gun
Speaker 2: and an Airplane, but gags can go on too long.
Speaker 2: It's almost like an SNL skit that just goes on
Speaker 2: for ninety minutes and you're like, okay, let's like the
Speaker 2: New Naked Gun. I thought Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson
Speaker 2: were great in it. They were. Their comic timing was great,
Speaker 2: but there were there were little skits that they kept
Speaker 2: repeating them, and like poop jokes that just went on
Speaker 2: and on and on, and you're like, okay, let's wrap
Speaker 2: this up. So there were some funny gags. Would I
Speaker 2: rush out to a theater and see it? No? Would
Speaker 2: I watch it on streaming?
Speaker 3: Sure, my sweet beloved, dearest Jerry in Heaven and I
Speaker 3: loved this one. Comedy. And I don't know if you've
Speaker 3: ever seen it or if you've ever seen it, but
Speaker 3: I don't generally like comedy movies. This one I laughed
Speaker 3: out loud by myself. I was in hysterics. It's called
Speaker 3: Bad Trip. It's with Eric Andre. Have you heard of
Speaker 3: that actor? Watch it tonight? Will you please?
Speaker 2: You told me about it? I got about five minutes.
Speaker 3: You'd so disappointed. I'm really disappointed. It was a bad trip, Hlarious.
Speaker 3: Give it. Go past the car wash scene, get to
Speaker 3: the scene where they're at the bar, and then it
Speaker 3: gets going. You're going to time.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think I want to give it a
Speaker 2: second chance?
Speaker 3: Anything else, Darling?
Speaker 2: Uh No?
Speaker 3: Okay, Claire, do you have anything to bestow upon us
Speaker 3: before we talk about the Fine Old Globe and conclude
Speaker 3: this this episode?
Speaker 4: I don't think.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 3: What have I been watching?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: The first episode of the Vampireless status. It's it's good.
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm putting in the work now to
Speaker 4: have a big reveal later. Like it's kind of confusing now,
Speaker 4: but like I'm trusting that we're setting the stage for something,
Speaker 4: for it all to come together.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you're working hard and paying attention to the storyline.
Speaker 3: You can't just watch this half assed. Yeah, Okay, I
Speaker 3: see what you're saying, all right, but I trust.
Speaker 4: That there's it's different, I think if you've read the books.
Speaker 2: But I haven't run the books.
Speaker 3: So okay.
Speaker 2: Oh, and they just finished rapping They just wrapped shooting
Speaker 2: The Exorcist with Mike Flanagan's The Exorcist with Scarlett Johansson.
Speaker 3: What does she play?
Speaker 2: She plays like Regga McNeil's mom.
Speaker 3: Oh, is it a remake?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if it's a remake, but
Speaker 2: I guess they're saying it is scary as hell.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And I love that movie, The Exorcist. It's one of
Speaker 2: my favorite movies.
Speaker 3: Do you think that they could remake The Shining ever?
Speaker 2: Well, it sounds like they did with this thing you saw.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's totally different than that, but that one.
Speaker 3: I don't think that you should ever ever touch that Exorcist.
Speaker 3: I think it's kind of the same thing. But we'll see,
Speaker 3: all right now, there are many things that you need
Speaker 3: to see at the fine Old Globe. There are several
Speaker 3: things running right now, and then we'll get to the
Speaker 3: thing we really want you to see. You need to
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Speaker 3: right now, because there are three stages at the Old Globe,
Speaker 3: there are, yes, and it's in Bulbo Park in case
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Speaker 3: It's an incredible, beautiful theater, so fun to see live theater.
Speaker 3: Right now, the own Bras are playing until June twenty.
Speaker 2: First, we have a friend of that last night instead
Speaker 2: it was fantastic.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, oh great, okay, Sirrah, and No starts on
Speaker 3: July eighteenth. Measure for Measure is going on right now
Speaker 3: until July twelfth, and then we have Begin again Much
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Speaker 3: Next episode two Things. I received one two three four
Speaker 3: five packages from Timu. I don't remember what I ordered
Speaker 3: at all, so we're going to open them live on.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is the unboxing is going to be great.
Speaker 3: I don't know, because it could be really really embarrassing.
Speaker 3: I have no idea what I have.
Speaker 2: No clue this is going to be amazing.
Speaker 3: What if it's like like like probiotics for like a
Speaker 3: nice smelling badge or something like. What if it's like
Speaker 3: something horrible?
Speaker 2: Well, let me put on my big surprise face.
Speaker 3: Shut up. And then I got a product that I've
Speaker 3: seen on not only on Instagram, but on something else,
Speaker 3: and I bought it, and I'm going to try it
Speaker 3: live or not live, but on camera, and we're going
Speaker 3: to see. I don't understand how this could possibly work.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what it is. So you're not
Speaker 2: telling me.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not. Okay, I'll give you a hint.
Speaker 3: It has something to do with self tanning. Oh brother,
Speaker 3: it is so awful that we're gonna try it.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be great.
Speaker 3: It it's either gonna be awful or the best thing
Speaker 3: that's ever been created.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's coming up.
Speaker 3: On our Thursday episode. Thank you so much for being
Speaker 3: patient and waiting for Tuesday for our live show and
Speaker 3: first to come out, and thank you for being cool,
Speaker 3: oh and kind.
Speaker 2: And before I meant to say this at the beginning
Speaker 2: of the show, guess what just opened up right around
Speaker 2: the corner from your house.
Speaker 3: Mister Charlielie. I know instead of happy meals, they have
Speaker 3: frownie meals. I know because it's all vegan.
Speaker 2: And it's supposed to taste just like McDonald's.
Speaker 3: Vegetarian or vegan all vegan veget I mean it's no meat.
Speaker 3: All you know is there's no meat. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 3: It's where the old Chuckole lot yes was. I can't wait.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited for that.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Thank you so much. I feel so much better.
Speaker 3: I love you, guys. I love you. I love you,
Speaker 3: and I love all of you our podcast family, and
Speaker 3: love your podcast.
Speaker 2: I love you too. Thank you, love your podcast.
Speaker 3: Love you my sweet babies. Bye guys, Bye,