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Speaker 1: You the music, Oh yeah, I thought we'd add a
Speaker 1: little spice to the opening of the show tonight. Feeling
Speaker 1: spicy tonight.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I look like a hot little
Speaker 2: to Molly.
Speaker 1: Do I thank you? I can't really see you.
Speaker 2: Well whatever the boobs are totally on display.
Speaker 1: Well, no they're not not really. You can see you
Speaker 1: a little bit through. It's like I kind of a
Speaker 1: see through shirt, but then not really. Anyway, thank you
Speaker 1: guys for tuning in to Laura Kane after Dark. This episode,
Speaker 1: we will talk about a lot of stuff. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you in a minute, but this is Eric Rimmer. In
Speaker 1: case you don't know, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 2: I am good?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 1: How was your weekend? Good?
Speaker 2: Yeah? How was yours?
Speaker 1: It was fast? And uh I watched a lot of TV.
Speaker 1: But we'll get to that in a minute.
Speaker 2: I did do it, Oh my.
Speaker 1: Gosh, Producer Ryan, what's up?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 1: Okay, so coming up on the show something I've done
Speaker 1: several times and truly believe in. We're gonna do this.
Speaker 1: We're gonna put it to the test because I have
Speaker 1: a feeling both you and producer Brian are not into this.
Speaker 1: Don't do this, never have done this, no, and don't
Speaker 1: believe in it. But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: I wonder I think maybe you guys maybe have done
Speaker 1: this once. But we'll see in your life.
Speaker 2: Say oh hey, for all the married women and single
Speaker 2: women out there who don't like to be told what
Speaker 2: to do by a man. I got the shirt online
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, standy, we got to see the whole thing women
Speaker 1: must serve men. How would you like your man roasted,
Speaker 1: grilled or baked? And there's a head of a man
Speaker 1: on a plate and the lady's holding it. That's funny.
Speaker 2: I am so offended.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, this is an anti femnoms kidd.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're going to talk about that. And then
Speaker 1: in Eric's Double D, the Saturday Night Live fiftieth anniversary
Speaker 1: show is huge and what a appearance made people very
Speaker 1: angry and shocked. Oh okay, And Selena Gomez is Valentine's
Speaker 1: Day gift completely great or super gross?
Speaker 2: Gross? And I thank you? She did, thank you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, You're so sweet. And then are these the top
Speaker 1: TV performances of all time or the twenty first century?
Speaker 1: I think I have a list, and we're going to
Speaker 1: debate this. Okay, I'm going to be a special correspondent
Speaker 1: and your Double D.
Speaker 2: Direct from Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh my gosh, so listen to this. I get
Speaker 1: an email in my It was from my work email,
Speaker 1: and it was from some dude I had never heard of,
Speaker 1: who has a morning show in Australia, and here it
Speaker 1: goes again. Guess what time is? Guess what show is
Speaker 1: coming up in March?
Speaker 2: Right, I will be there.
Speaker 1: I know you're going to be styling some serious celebrity.
Speaker 1: We don't know yet. You don't know yet.
Speaker 2: I don't know yet.
Speaker 1: But this happens. This happened last year, I think, and
Speaker 1: it's happened every year since it happened, since I've been
Speaker 1: banned from the Oscars. They won an interview with me,
Speaker 1: and in order to do this interview in Australia, it's
Speaker 1: for a morning show. I have to It's going to
Speaker 1: be on Sunday at ten thirty in the morning because
Speaker 1: it'll be their time or I don't know, but anyway,
Speaker 1: that's when the big interview is. So I'm going to
Speaker 1: be telling my story about how I kicked I got
Speaker 1: kicked out of the hospital. And I'll tell that story,
Speaker 1: I guess when we get closer to the show.
Speaker 2: Yes, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I just booked that gig reaching out.
Speaker 3: I booked a gig.
Speaker 1: Well no, I mean well, I booked the interview. They
Speaker 1: booked me.
Speaker 2: You are kind of a big deal.
Speaker 1: I am kind of a big deal. And you are.
Speaker 1: I think enough time has passed where I don't have
Speaker 1: to feel scared about sharing, because I mean, it.
Speaker 2: Was so at least they don't have a risk. The
Speaker 2: oscars don't have a restraining order.
Speaker 3: Actually, Eric, and it'd be funny next year you somehow,
Speaker 3: I don't know, but you get me into the oscars
Speaker 3: and then you and I go and Laura can't come.
Speaker 2: That would be so fun hilarious.
Speaker 1: You totally would do that too. No, you wouldn't. It's
Speaker 1: too dangerous.
Speaker 3: If we didn't, it's too.
Speaker 1: Dangerous, and then you guys might lose your place. Good point,
Speaker 1: Just don't do what I did. Well, you know what,
Speaker 1: it wasn't really my fault. It was Neil Patrick Harris's fault.
Speaker 1: And then it was then it was my fault opening
Speaker 1: my big mouth.
Speaker 3: Neil problem, it was you.
Speaker 1: If you google, if you google uh, Laura, if you
Speaker 1: google woman in red dress, oscar seat filler, Neil Patrick Harris,
Speaker 1: some images will show up of my face circled with
Speaker 1: an arrow that says.
Speaker 2: Bad kicked out or I probably maybe.
Speaker 1: Probably did. It's as fired. And then so because nobody
Speaker 1: knew my name or knew who I was, I was
Speaker 1: just the red girl in the red dress.
Speaker 2: Not that famous. I guess, Oh, Cassie, she says, Laura
Speaker 2: is amazing and Omega big deal.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Cassie.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, industry bags to differ.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just cold diarrhea.
Speaker 1: Oh. I want to give an update on Tommy.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, yeah, we all had a scare.
Speaker 1: We had a scare. Oh my gosh. So I want
Speaker 1: you guys to know that he's doing fine. He I
Speaker 1: don't know how much I'm at liberty to say, so
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say a whole lot, but he
Speaker 1: this is what he has shared. Uh, he went into
Speaker 1: or he felt sick at work and he works at
Speaker 1: KSI Fox five, and he was going to take himself
Speaker 1: to the emergency room. And a coworker saw him by
Speaker 1: his car like bent over keel, like almost passing out.
Speaker 1: So she's like, you're not driving your I'm going to
Speaker 1: drive you. So they drove to the emergency room. Doctors
Speaker 1: found some broken blood vessels in his in his stomach
Speaker 1: or not his stomach but above his stomach or whatever
Speaker 1: burst blood vessel, so he was bleeding inside, so they
Speaker 1: needed to do emergency surgery. He was in an induced
Speaker 1: coma and he was on a ventilator when I got
Speaker 1: the call that he was in the hospital, and I
Speaker 1: was like, you know, you're so helpless. You can't actually
Speaker 1: go see somebody who's in the ICU. We didn't really
Speaker 1: know what had happened and everything, so my first instinct
Speaker 1: was like, put it on blast, just put it out.
Speaker 1: Just astra prayers, just astra prayers, because the person that
Speaker 1: told me about it said, oh, this person's going on
Speaker 1: and on and obviously very scared, and said, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that this particular thing he might have, he has
Speaker 1: an eighty percent chance of survival. He's like, wait, that's
Speaker 1: still that's too low for me. That's too low. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, I've got to gather all the prayer warriors
Speaker 1: in all of San Diego and everybody just needs to
Speaker 1: be thinking about him, because I truly believe in the
Speaker 1: power of thoughts and prayers and stuff. Well, guess what,
Speaker 1: After being in the ICU for three days and then
Speaker 1: a regular room, he was off the breathing tube. The
Speaker 1: next day. He was out of the coma. He was
Speaker 1: getting out of the grogginess. He didn't want any visitors
Speaker 1: because he just wanted to sleep, but his eyes were open,
Speaker 1: he was eating, he started eating a little bit of food.
Speaker 1: And guess where he is today.
Speaker 2: Home.
Speaker 1: He's home with his granddaughter, resting. And the doctor said,
Speaker 1: you just need to take a week off work and
Speaker 1: then you can continue what you've been doing. But you know,
Speaker 1: obviously he needs follow up appointments. But I mean, from
Speaker 1: the brink of like, oh my god, to he's home
Speaker 1: now is kind of a miracle. I really truly thought
Speaker 1: he was going to be in the hospital for at
Speaker 1: least a couple of weeks. Oh so I haven't we've texted,
Speaker 1: I haven't spoken to him directly because they took his
Speaker 1: phone away from him. Because when he gets his phone
Speaker 1: in his hand, all he wants to do is work,
Speaker 1: you know, And so it's like, put your phone down
Speaker 1: and rest. You need to rest, that's all you have
Speaker 1: to do and get better. So Tommy, we love you,
Speaker 1: We love you to so I know, prayers totally work,
Speaker 1: and look what happened. Now he's and hopefully he's going
Speaker 1: to be just fine. And maybe we'll have him on
Speaker 1: the podcast to talk about his experience, if you know
Speaker 1: he's up for that. I don't know if he's going
Speaker 1: to share that information. But anyway, he shares everything just
Speaker 1: like I do. So that's the update on Tommy. Okay,
Speaker 1: So now my thing before we go, before we talk
Speaker 1: about done jewelry, which I'll have something to show you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, it
Speaker 1: is gorgeous, we're going to talk about Oh, before we
Speaker 1: do my thing, we're going to talk about TV current TV.
Speaker 1: Sunday was I couldn't wait until Sunday night. We had
Speaker 1: a brand new ninety Day Fiance starting, which is like
Speaker 1: the classic. It was just a pure ninety Day Fiance
Speaker 1: because they have like all these offshoots now, so we
Speaker 1: got the whole cast, new cast of characters, a couple returning.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so that was on White Lotus, Oh Thailand. Yes,
Speaker 1: it already just started off with a bang. Literally literally
Speaker 1: it is gonna be so.
Speaker 2: Freak okay, good, Who do you think? This was my favorite?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Okay that I think. I know what you're gonna.
Speaker 2: Say is when Patrick Schwarzenegger was cute and he looks
Speaker 2: at that girl that's got the teeth yes, and he goes,
Speaker 2: how does somebody get a drink around here? She because
Speaker 2: he's totally trying to hit on her. Uh huh, and
Speaker 2: she she rolls over in like her chase lounge at
Speaker 2: the pool, and she goes you walk up to the
Speaker 2: bar and ask for one, that's how, and then turns
Speaker 2: back around and continues reading your Oh god, it was awesome.
Speaker 1: Do you already have in mind who you think might
Speaker 1: be responsible for the beginning scene? So do I? Who
Speaker 1: do you think?
Speaker 2: I think it's the boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think it's the son, the youngest son of Parker. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, could be. I love it.
Speaker 2: There's there's a couple of people in there that are
Speaker 2: have some secrets.
Speaker 1: Oh, definitely, the husband of Parker posy.
Speaker 2: Definitely, and then the boyfriend of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's some somehow a mess. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1: That's such a good season. And then I haven't. I
Speaker 1: haven't watched it yet because I want to savor it.
Speaker 1: I was going to do it today, but I was
Speaker 1: tired because they work. This morning. A new season of
Speaker 1: Yellow Jackets started.
Speaker 2: Oh I already started it. Okay, you are going to
Speaker 2: your pants?
Speaker 1: Okay, that show. I'm conflicted.
Speaker 2: It's so good, it is so raw.
Speaker 1: And so it sticks with me so much that it's
Speaker 1: almost hard to watch.
Speaker 2: It this season.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean last season was off the charts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that you are.
Speaker 2: Going to flip your blonde wig.
Speaker 1: On Saturday, I had a little bit of downtime which
Speaker 1: I needed, and I watched finally the season finale of
Speaker 1: Season one of Severance. I was on the I was
Speaker 1: on the very tip of the couch, sitting straight up
Speaker 1: like this, my eyes locked on the screen. I think
Speaker 1: it was like one of the best ever finales of
Speaker 1: a season.
Speaker 3: I think it's probably one of the actually one of
Speaker 3: the best TV shows I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: For real, I couldn't believe.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need your assistance on this because I have
Speaker 2: not watched one episode. Okay, what exactly is it about? Okay,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't I would just watch it.
Speaker 3: Honestly. Well, there's no way to really describe it that
Speaker 3: gives a justice because any way you can describe it
Speaker 3: and give a synopsis, it ends up not really actually being.
Speaker 2: Is it science fiction?
Speaker 3: Uh, I would say kind of, but more psychological thriller.
Speaker 1: It's basically, there's a procedure you can get done in
Speaker 1: the future.
Speaker 3: No, not the future. Well, it's just like this one
Speaker 3: company that like Megacorp.
Speaker 1: Where they put something in your brain which completely separates
Speaker 1: your work life from your home life, your memory, your memory.
Speaker 1: So when you go to work, all you know is
Speaker 1: work and your work friends. You don't know that you
Speaker 1: have a family, You don't know anything about your outer life.
Speaker 1: And then when you go down the elevator thing, it
Speaker 1: opens up to the outside world and you don't really
Speaker 1: remember what you do for work except for where you work.
Speaker 1: It's just and all these things that happen, and these
Speaker 1: things they find out, it's just so I'm in season
Speaker 1: two right now.
Speaker 2: How many seasons are there too?
Speaker 3: Oh well, yeah, the second one is airing right now.
Speaker 3: But honestly, even that synopsis does not do the show
Speaker 3: justice at all.
Speaker 1: But it's a it's a basics.
Speaker 3: Right, but you miss out on like the like the
Speaker 3: strangeness of it. Okay, there's just no way.
Speaker 1: To he You have to get through the first two episodes. Okay,
Speaker 1: just be patiently.
Speaker 3: Just got through the first season.
Speaker 1: No, I get it ramps up pretty quickly after the
Speaker 1: first two episodes.
Speaker 3: Six is where it really picks up. I feel like I.
Speaker 1: Don't think he is going to have the patience. You
Speaker 1: could do it.
Speaker 2: It's a good show. I'll try. I'll try.
Speaker 1: So now I'm where they're in the snow, they're outside somewhere,
Speaker 1: and I'm.
Speaker 2: So completely got me hooked on Breaking Bad?
Speaker 1: So all, did you love it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay? How many times have you watched the series?
Speaker 2: Twice?
Speaker 1: Okay, I've watched it?
Speaker 3: Like, what's the guy's name, Adam?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Breaking Bad?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Sever Oh, I don't remember, but he used to be
Speaker 1: like a comedian, right was Parks and Red started with
Speaker 1: Parks and Rec.
Speaker 3: I can't remember his name. Ab Scott starts.
Speaker 2: I'm out of Scott.
Speaker 3: He's fantastic. And Ben Stiller directs. He's the executive producer
Speaker 3: or the producer, and he also directs about most at
Speaker 3: least half the episodes, and he's actually a fantastic director.
Speaker 2: So good. Do you watch Love Is Blind on Nephne?
Speaker 1: I started watching that, yes, but then I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is just the same old stuff. I mean, you get
Speaker 1: different personalities and whatnot.
Speaker 2: But how far did you get?
Speaker 1: Well? I kind of watched it in the background when
Speaker 1: I was doing other things, so I didn't really completely
Speaker 1: focus on it.
Speaker 2: So my friend Susie gets so frustrated because I remember everybody,
Speaker 2: but I don't remember their names so constantly.
Speaker 1: What I mean, there's so many of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this year there's a lot more than ever.
Speaker 1: They say, yeah, it's a bigger pool. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm going to get into that
Speaker 1: or not. I mean, it's just then you have to
Speaker 1: go to Mexico with them, and then you have to
Speaker 1: go to do the weddings. The weddings are the good
Speaker 1: part though, yeah, because they one always bails and oh,
Speaker 1: I don't expect.
Speaker 2: I can guarantee the one that's going to crash and burn.
Speaker 2: Here's my prediction. Okay, the blonde girl that's with the
Speaker 2: guy that's like, oh, I didn't vote, I just really
Speaker 2: don't pay any attention to that. She remember when they
Speaker 2: were in the pod and she's like, how do you
Speaker 2: feel about like black lives the matter? And he was
Speaker 2: like I don't know, Like I don't know. And so
Speaker 2: they wind up spoiler alert plug your ears if you
Speaker 2: don't want to hear it. They wind up becoming boyfriend
Speaker 2: and girlfriend and he proposes to her and she's like, sure,
Speaker 2: I can guarantee you they are not going to make
Speaker 2: it down the aisle.
Speaker 1: Did you see the union there, like the unveiling when
Speaker 1: they first saw each other. Have you gotten to that part?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yes, how was What was her reaction?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: It is, Oh, they're both attractive, but she's got reservations
Speaker 2: about him being like not being able to follow through
Speaker 2: with this. He's like, oh, well, you know, if you
Speaker 2: just wait and watch, you know, I'm not as closed
Speaker 2: minded as you think, and you know. But she's like, well,
Speaker 2: you don't vote, you're not into like human rights like
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, and she really is and he's not
Speaker 2: at all. So she's like.
Speaker 1: I love the guy that is so confident about being short.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he said it's tiny king season or something.
Speaker 1: But he's like five eight, he said five, which means
Speaker 1: he's actually five seven. Probably. Do you think that when
Speaker 1: the woman find if he hooks up, did he find somebody?
Speaker 2: I don't think yet.
Speaker 1: No, Oh okay, what are the chances?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I mean, and she might find totally
Speaker 1: fall in love with his heart and his mind and
Speaker 1: his soul, and then she'll see how tall he is.
Speaker 1: You think that's going to be a deal breaker.
Speaker 2: Well, now that I'm totally aging myself, Brian is not
Speaker 2: even going to know who, I probably won't know. Did
Speaker 2: you ever see the movie Arthur?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's an ancient oh god with.
Speaker 2: Deadly Moore, Dedly Moore. Do you know who Deadley Morris?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't know if I've seen Arthur.
Speaker 2: Okay. So he was in the movie ten with Bo
Speaker 2: Derek and he was very short, very tiny, little guy.
Speaker 2: He was married to an actress and singer named Susan Anton. Oh.
Speaker 2: She was Amazon Grapery. She was like six to two. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and they looked so weird together.
Speaker 1: And then I watched A Mother's Instinct.
Speaker 2: I told you that was good.
Speaker 1: It was really good, and half the way and Jessica
Speaker 1: Chestein that was unexpected.
Speaker 2: Always bagging on me for my reviews.
Speaker 1: And today okay, so I worked from five am to
Speaker 1: one pm. I came home. I was tired. I laid
Speaker 1: down on the couch and then I was like, I
Speaker 1: want know what's on Netflix. I don't really want to
Speaker 1: watch Love is Blind right now? And then the Gabby
Speaker 1: Bettito thing popped up.
Speaker 2: Oh is that good?
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh my gosh, because you haven't seen all the
Speaker 1: videos and the progression of the how oh my god,
Speaker 1: I just finished it. It's three episodes.
Speaker 2: Is it good?
Speaker 1: Yes, it is really good.
Speaker 2: There's a new one on WHUL about a serial killer
Speaker 2: that like they're rivaling, like is like another Jeffrey Dahmer,
Speaker 2: And it's like just the previews.
Speaker 1: Have they caught him?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Is this an older No, it's brand new, I know.
Speaker 1: But is this this case old?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: No? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: How come we haven't heard about it?
Speaker 3: I don't know. It have to be older.
Speaker 2: Maybe it is. I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: It hasn't been a major serial killers caught since like
Speaker 3: two thousand and eight. It's like the god the previews
Speaker 3: just like over the last one.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: And the other thing in the news is egg prices
Speaker 1: and gas prices continue to go up, up, up, up,
Speaker 1: up up up.
Speaker 3: People.
Speaker 2: I hate eggs and I have an electric car.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't, that's right, you don't like eggs.
Speaker 3: You don't guess what produces our electricity? Though.
Speaker 1: Chickens? No, I'm skidding. They're all dead, well a lot
Speaker 1: of them are. That's so sad. So they say that
Speaker 1: the egg prices are going to continue to go up
Speaker 1: until the flock is replenished because and our state was hit.
Speaker 1: I know this because I did I did a voicer
Speaker 1: on it? For anyway, it's a voice's called a voicer, Brian,
Speaker 1: don't worry about voice.
Speaker 3: Is this impressive? Very you voiced something.
Speaker 1: To air on a news station like a news reporter,
Speaker 1: but not as a reporter, not doing news, your reporter.
Speaker 1: I did, I did a voicer. I am a reporter.
Speaker 1: I've done an interview. Okay, So a voicer is a
Speaker 1: story that you write and then you you record it.
Speaker 2: Liked.
Speaker 3: Oh you did a voiceover.
Speaker 1: It's not called that, and you know what, stay in
Speaker 1: your lane, you're going to stay.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm just asking questions about your lane.
Speaker 2: That's why it's going to rile her up my lane.
Speaker 1: This is radio news talk, a voicer a rap radio.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's an ra a reader with audio. Hello anyway?
Speaker 3: Oh yes, reader with audio. I know, I'm so very familiar.
Speaker 1: So I got to voice one that aired this morning
Speaker 1: on it was so exciting on Coco News.
Speaker 3: Let's cogo? Is that like a stender Coco News like
Speaker 3: Fox five or ABC ten.
Speaker 1: It's on the reason that.
Speaker 3: The one from Anchorman where the Anchorman movie.
Speaker 1: No, we do not have an Anchorman like character at COGO.
Speaker 2: That movie takes place in San Diego.
Speaker 1: I think that you need to start listening to the
Speaker 1: morning the whole the time.
Speaker 3: Yes, actually, I think all of America needs to listen
Speaker 3: to the radio because that's a dying industry.
Speaker 1: Well, well, you can listen to it on the app,
Speaker 1: you can listen to it online. It's a great don't
Speaker 1: be yes, Brian, Hey, listen, Brian, Brian, listen. Don't be
Speaker 1: killing my industry right now.
Speaker 3: Your industry was dying well before I was born.
Speaker 1: What am I going to do with him?
Speaker 2: I hate it when mommy and daddy fight. I don't
Speaker 2: I'm just anking your chain. I don't listen to the
Speaker 2: radio though.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you're twenty four.
Speaker 3: No one younger than I would say you're wrong.
Speaker 1: You're wrong, You're actually wrong. Oh really, yes, you are wrong.
Speaker 1: You don't you don't know because you're not in the business,
Speaker 1: and you don't know what you're talking about. Sometimes you
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: That's true. I would love for you to tell me, though,
Speaker 2: you don't know what you're fired up. I'm starting to
Speaker 2: sweat so excited.
Speaker 1: I love this new job, of my my little baby job.
Speaker 1: It's so fun and I love the news.
Speaker 3: It's cool doing a voice, right.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I end by saying something Laura Kane co
Speaker 1: Go News and I have to put on a newsy
Speaker 1: voice and it's just so exciting.
Speaker 3: Look is co Go like a local weekend channel? Oh?
Speaker 3: Is that where they show bowling on the weekends.
Speaker 1: It's not a TV station, it's a radio station, so
Speaker 1: that would be cool. Wow, you really are going to
Speaker 1: make me pull my fake hair out?
Speaker 3: Okay, so well, good thing you're out of TV then
Speaker 3: that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do. We are on social media though, so
Speaker 1: you can see. You could follow us at AM six, hunderd,
Speaker 1: Coca News whatever.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I have seen you on social media?
Speaker 1: How do you be kidding? Okay, so let's talk about
Speaker 1: done jewelry before we go into my little test.
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Speaker 3: All right, real quick before we jump on this, I
Speaker 3: just want to say it. For Valentine's Day, I went
Speaker 3: and saw Casablanca in the movie theater because they were
Speaker 3: airing it. Oh, Baltie Stay special movie. I've seen it.
Speaker 3: I mean, obviously I've seen the movie. Bunch of times before.
Speaker 3: But that is one of the greatest movies of all time.
Speaker 3: It is so good and it was great seeing it
Speaker 3: in the theater.
Speaker 1: And Lauren Bacall is just classically beautiful, beautiful Lauren right.
Speaker 2: Ingrid uh Ingrid Burden Ben Yeah, who what.
Speaker 1: Was Lauren Bacall in? That was similar the Meltese Falcon.
Speaker 2: Oh that with also Humphrey Bogart.
Speaker 1: So that's what I was probabs at, which is also
Speaker 1: a great movie.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, but I love theater so much. Grossmont
Speaker 3: Oh cool? Yeah, fifteen bucks too?
Speaker 1: Is that how much it is to go to the
Speaker 1: movies now?
Speaker 3: It is to see a movie from nineteen forty two
Speaker 3: at nine thirty pm?
Speaker 1: Well, hey, it was worth it been thirty pm.
Speaker 2: Isn't that like three hours long?
Speaker 3: No, it's like an hour and forty minutes. Oh it is,
Speaker 3: I think so one of my win favorite now that
Speaker 3: is two and a half hours.
Speaker 1: We've never seen it.
Speaker 3: It's a great movie.
Speaker 1: I have heard.
Speaker 2: Did y'all watch the SNL fifty years?
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it live, but I've been seeing little
Speaker 1: clips here and there, and god, they brought out they
Speaker 1: brought out everybody.
Speaker 2: Jack Nicholson, Yeah, he looked. They did some cool new
Speaker 2: sketches too that were really funny, like the Lawrence Walk
Speaker 2: one and they had with the tiny baby Junie. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, it was hilarious.
Speaker 1: Do you see the one with Will Ferrell and Anna
Speaker 1: where they were.
Speaker 3: Doing it it was like, I like the Tom Hanks
Speaker 3: one where they played back clips from every racist jokes
Speaker 3: they ever made, or like they're really the memoriam thing,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh my god, dude, they used
Speaker 3: to be so funny and they're just they're not anymore.
Speaker 1: When they used to be like racist, right, they were
Speaker 1: funny when they were racing.
Speaker 2: God it. Oh.
Speaker 1: We got so many celebrities.
Speaker 2: So there the I watched all of it because I
Speaker 2: I love Saturday Night, especially the old same stuff, and
Speaker 2: with when Tina and Amy Poehler left, I was like,
Speaker 2: oh no, because it was so funny with them. But
Speaker 2: I still watched everything. And there's several specials. I think
Speaker 2: there's four or five. The one that came out over
Speaker 2: the weekend was the SNL fifty Years the Homecoming concert,
Speaker 2: and they had everybody like Brandy Carlile, who was great.
Speaker 1: They had uh, what are the musical performance?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Miley Cyrus. They had a ton of people. The
Speaker 2: one that I could, I was gobsmacked. She came out last,
Speaker 2: but not least seventy nine freaking years old Chaer brought
Speaker 2: the house down like she got a standing ovation. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, that woman is almost eighty.
Speaker 1: That's out. That's I.
Speaker 2: Saw your posts. I don't care how much what she's
Speaker 2: had done to her body.
Speaker 1: She just had the energy to perform.
Speaker 2: Me doing that one number would have put I would
Speaker 2: have been down for like three days. And she's what
Speaker 2: twenty years older than I have that much? One years old?
Speaker 1: So five six, And then then they John Hamm was
Speaker 1: in a bunch of things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kim Kardashian was it. Oh yeah, she was something
Speaker 2: that was It was actually pretty funny. But yeah, I
Speaker 2: just could not get overshare. And then at the beginning.
Speaker 1: When they had all the celebs, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So it was a live SNL fifty anniversary special. It
Speaker 2: was the main one, and they had an audience participation
Speaker 2: section and my Girl's Tina fan Amy Poehler came out
Speaker 2: and they were pretending to take audience questions and Amy
Speaker 2: Poehler goes yes, and Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively were
Speaker 2: in the audience.
Speaker 3: Funniest thing I could that could possibly happen.
Speaker 1: Oh no, And do you think it was great?
Speaker 2: Oh no? And the reactions of three people. Anya Taylor
Speaker 2: Joy was just to the right of them. Oh and
Speaker 2: we got to talk about the gorge it's talking about
Speaker 2: so anyway, remind me of that because Anion Taylor joys
Speaker 2: in it. She he starts talking, the camera just focused
Speaker 2: on and she just rolls her eyes like, God, get
Speaker 2: this guy out of here. Kevin Costner is behind them,
Speaker 2: no way, He's looking at the two of them like
Speaker 2: they are just scum. And it shouldn't have done this
Speaker 2: a little dramatic. The reactions were in that Oh my god,
Speaker 2: Kevin Costner was hilarious, kind of like he was just
Speaker 2: like and Cher's reaction was hysterical.
Speaker 1: Was she giving like bitch face or was she she
Speaker 1: was just.
Speaker 3: Like knew they were going to be there. It's not
Speaker 3: like the script is like a secret on set, like
Speaker 3: I mean, it's all stage.
Speaker 1: But this is the first like outing that we've seen
Speaker 1: Blake and Ryan since this whole thing started.
Speaker 3: Right, No, but it's like those celebrities didn't know they
Speaker 3: were going to be there.
Speaker 1: Right But I was pretty ballsy of them to go.
Speaker 2: In fact, I think that's hilarious. I forget what he
Speaker 2: what question he asked? And uh, the girls respun and
Speaker 2: he answered and he was like, great, why what have
Speaker 2: you heard?
Speaker 1: Like they said, they said, so, what's going on? What's
Speaker 1: going on? Not much? Great? What what what have you heard?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And it was so stupid.
Speaker 3: Just a hater this way, right, Okay, Blake. I don't
Speaker 3: like Blake Lively like she's just I don't. I don't
Speaker 3: really like anything.
Speaker 2: I think they're both horrible, awful people. Ryan Reynolds is great, though,
Speaker 2: come on, no if reactor, if he is capable of
Speaker 2: allegedly what this stuff is, he's a dick, like just.
Speaker 3: Sure, I do agree. However, I do think that Antonio
Speaker 3: what's his name, Baldonie, I think some of his stuff
Speaker 3: has been kind of like forgotten justin Baldoni, justin Baldonia.
Speaker 3: He did have, like his PR firm do a massive
Speaker 3: smear campaign right off the bat to get ahead of it.
Speaker 3: That's like that was some dirty marketing.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. I think the two of them
Speaker 2: are just I think they're all probably terrible, probably, but
Speaker 2: I think the two of them are probably the worst.
Speaker 1: So anybody, are there any new lawsuits? It's still the same.
Speaker 2: She went to court, the judge refused to give them
Speaker 2: an extension and they had to file by I think
Speaker 2: it was last Friday. The judge said no, you can't.
Speaker 2: Well she came back and she was like, oh, we
Speaker 2: need more time than the judge was like nope.
Speaker 1: Do you think behind closed doors there have been a
Speaker 1: lot of crying. There's been a lot of crying and
Speaker 1: like fighting amongst Ryan and Vlade, just because of all
Speaker 1: this stress and tension.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure watch they'll probably get divorced. She'll be
Speaker 2: raising four kids.
Speaker 3: I just want to put out this is not that
Speaker 3: serious illegal drama. This is like really pretty mild.
Speaker 2: Well, and it actually is because she's a woman that
Speaker 2: accused a man of essa.
Speaker 3: No of harassment, not assault or a harassment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like showing her pornography and everything that turns
Speaker 2: out that none of that was true.
Speaker 1: Well, so is this just trying to build up the movie?
Speaker 1: Are we all being duped here or what?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Because the movie has already come out, I know, but
Speaker 2: there people.
Speaker 1: Are still wanting to see what this is all about.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the tape that just resurfaced of her
Speaker 2: at some like Women in Hollywood thing or whatever it was.
Speaker 2: She was being interviewed on stage and she says, I
Speaker 2: like to come in and take over.
Speaker 3: Yeah I did see that, and I was kind of like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's a bad look.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bad look. So it's literally she's hired
Speaker 2: on to be an actress and she comes on set
Speaker 2: and then there's like, Nope, we're gonna do it my
Speaker 2: way or no way at all, and she literally admits it.
Speaker 3: She says that she she needs to have some sort
Speaker 3: of part of the creative process of the why she
Speaker 3: doesn't feel like she can do her best, which in
Speaker 3: the context is bad. I think I don't know. I
Speaker 3: think they're probably both terrible. She's bratty. He was probably
Speaker 3: I'm sure. I'm sure he I don't know, made some
Speaker 3: comments there was kind of dick or something. And I
Speaker 3: think his pr campaign was kind of ridiculous. It did
Speaker 3: not make him look good. But yeah, I mean we'll see.
Speaker 1: But you know what, people know his name well.
Speaker 2: Come out in court, so oh yeah, I have a
Speaker 2: feeling he's gonna win. Though there's just too much stuff
Speaker 2: stacked against the two of that, well.
Speaker 1: Doesn't doesn't Ryan Reynolds have like gobs of money between
Speaker 1: the two of them. They've got well, he doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Their net worth between the two of them is like
Speaker 2: four hundred and fifty million at.
Speaker 1: Least, because he doesn't have that app that mint thing
Speaker 1: that he sold for like a ton of money.
Speaker 3: I don't know what his ownership is anymore. But he
Speaker 3: also has a gin company.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't they all have alcohols?
Speaker 2: Okay? Selena Gomez and her fee on saying Benny Blanco,
Speaker 2: they posted a video of his Valentine stays surprised.
Speaker 1: To her, I think this is cute.
Speaker 2: This is the grossest thing. If you ever did this
Speaker 2: for me, so creative. He made a trail of tortilla
Speaker 2: chips to the bathroom, where he arranged more chips to
Speaker 2: say I Heart you on the floor. Right next to
Speaker 2: that was a bathtub which was filled to the top
Speaker 2: with nacho cheese.
Speaker 3: Dude, that's hilarious. That's so funny.
Speaker 1: I guess people are not happy.
Speaker 2: Oh who cares.
Speaker 1: People are giving them hate because it's wasteful, gross, like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to eat. Maybe it's a joke between
Speaker 1: the two.
Speaker 3: It's not like it's not like, you know, it's really sexy,
Speaker 3: as if I fill a bath. But no, it's funny,
Speaker 3: Like I.
Speaker 1: Mean, I think it's creative.
Speaker 3: It's just a hater. Now Eric is becoming a Hollywood hater.
Speaker 2: Now, bet I better get in checked before March. Second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whip that.
Speaker 3: Imagine if it's Blake Lively, you have to style.
Speaker 2: I would please, in the name of all that's holy,
Speaker 2: don't make that.
Speaker 1: Because he would not be able to hide his bitch face.
Speaker 3: If he doesn't, he gets blacklisted.
Speaker 2: Oh it might even be worth it.
Speaker 3: No, one wouldn't. Wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I have more signatures. I didn't even
Speaker 2: you know, I didn't even think about that. I swear
Speaker 2: to God. If that happens, Oh, I'm gonna be so pissed.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you've got to do it.
Speaker 2: That is like professional. God. You know what I'll do.
Speaker 2: I'll just do something to her dress to make you.
Speaker 1: Get inside information, get her just.
Speaker 3: To remind her. We don't know the full story yet
Speaker 3: because it hasn't come out in court yet.
Speaker 2: It's still litigated, so true, I'll just get her drunk
Speaker 2: and hammered. Yeah, that's my stylist, got me drunks. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Brian Adams concert had to be canceled due to a
Speaker 2: fat berg. Brian Adams was supposed to was supposed to
Speaker 2: play a show in Perth, Australia on Sunday night, but
Speaker 2: it had to be canceled due to a massive fat
Speaker 2: berg that was blocking the city's sewer system. A fat
Speaker 2: berg is an accumulation of non biodecreate a ball solids
Speaker 2: like wet wipes that mix with fat, oil and grease
Speaker 2: to create a massive nastiness that blocks the sower system.
Speaker 1: So they had to cancel a concert because that must
Speaker 1: have been atrocious.
Speaker 2: That just sounds like a normal thing in my b
Speaker 2: That's an actual like term. Yeah, it's it's a real word,
Speaker 2: and it's a combination of the words fat and iceberg. Well,
Speaker 2: that's funny, that's crazy, floating pilot crap stopped his Just
Speaker 2: weird And not that anybody cares, because I certainly don't.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see the movie Goonies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a great movie.
Speaker 2: He Well, you're one of the few people. Then it
Speaker 2: does a huge that's a huge Actually, I went to
Speaker 2: the Warner Brothers lot last year and they have a
Speaker 2: whole story just with Gooney stuff.
Speaker 3: It's a good movie. Steven Spielberg also executive producer. I
Speaker 3: think well.
Speaker 2: Warner Brothers just announced that Steven Spielberg and Chris Columbus
Speaker 2: are returning to produce Hell Yeah New Goonies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why don't you like Gouni?
Speaker 2: I will not be seeing it.
Speaker 3: Can you wait? What's your rationale behind not liking Gooney?
Speaker 2: It's just dumb.
Speaker 1: I've never seen it.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's great, you should watch it.
Speaker 1: Is it about those little guys that like at night?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's gremlin.
Speaker 3: It's about a bunch of kids who like go on
Speaker 3: this huge treasure quest to find like a pirate, like
Speaker 3: a hidden pirate treasure in their city. It's super awesome.
Speaker 3: It's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Too dumb.
Speaker 3: What he's such a hater.
Speaker 2: Wendy Williams is speaking out against her assisted living facility,
Speaker 2: claiming that she's in a prison. But she did sign
Speaker 2: legal documents to end the guardianship this week.
Speaker 1: So what is wrong with Wendy Williams.
Speaker 2: She's got memory problems, But then she was just on
Speaker 2: a podcast problems I don't think so, but she was
Speaker 2: just on and she was totally lucid like her nephew
Speaker 2: or something was on, so we I also need to
Speaker 2: talk about a couple more things. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I talked about this last week, because I might have
Speaker 2: put it out of my mind. It's on Netflix. Oh.
Speaker 2: I got about five and a half minutes in and
Speaker 2: I turned it off. And I will never even attempt
Speaker 2: to watch the series. No, it was a movie. What
Speaker 2: Amy Schumer's Oh kind of Pregnant?
Speaker 3: I heard about that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't even know how that got made.
Speaker 1: Are you a fan?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 2: I know? I like Amy Schumer. Inside Amy Schumer was
Speaker 2: such a funny show. What? Oh my god? That show
Speaker 2: was hilarious. I I hated this movie. I liked her
Speaker 2: in train Wreck. I liked her and I feel pretty
Speaker 2: I I even liked her in the movie she did
Speaker 2: with Goldie Han Snatched. It was hilarious. This movie, it
Speaker 2: was so bad, I can Okay. Well, I just I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's.
Speaker 3: Ever really been that funny.
Speaker 2: I think she's kind of funny.
Speaker 3: I think her specials have all have been pretty horrible.
Speaker 2: Well, the Leather special was terrible. That one was That
Speaker 2: one ended her career. Yeah, it was awful. It was awful.
Speaker 2: Her first one, mostly sex stuff, was hilarious. Yeah, ok yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a new movie out on shutter I believe. Oh sorry,
Speaker 2: it's called Little Bites and it's executive produced by Share.
Speaker 1: Horror movies by Share.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and watch the trailer on YouTube. It's called Little Bites.
Speaker 2: If you like horror movies. I can't wait to watch it. Okay,
Speaker 2: it looks so good. And last but not least, I
Speaker 2: love this story so much. Remember Hillary Duff of course, yes,
Speaker 2: she was on the show Younger.
Speaker 1: She was on isn't she a Disney Kid?
Speaker 3: I think it was Nickelodeon.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then she's a singer. She's got a great voice.
Speaker 2: Her and her husband, Matthew Coma, produced these t shirts
Speaker 2: with a company called The Blue Card. They're donating proceeds
Speaker 2: to charity and it helps victims of the Holocaust, you know,
Speaker 2: with mental health and things like that. They're donating all
Speaker 2: the proceeds to charity. So far, they just put the
Speaker 2: shirts online and they've made eighteen thousand already and it
Speaker 2: says f x xx y ye in response, it's to
Speaker 2: Kanye West on all of his horrible Holocaust.
Speaker 1: There was a video going around of celebrities wearing like like.
Speaker 2: A yes, that's that was fake, deep fake.
Speaker 1: But that was a better that was a better shirt.
Speaker 2: That was a great shirt.
Speaker 1: But wow, that's awesome though that She's so good for them. Okay,
Speaker 1: and now special course.
Speaker 2: And now straight from Hollywood Special Hollywood Correspondent.
Speaker 1: All, I want you guys to weigh in on this.
Speaker 3: Thanks Laura, that's all the time we have.
Speaker 1: For so the staffers at Variety Magazine they all got
Speaker 1: together and they came up with this list of the
Speaker 1: best TV performances of the twenty first century. And there
Speaker 1: are a hundred of them, but I only have like
Speaker 1: the twenty. But I don't even think I'm going to
Speaker 1: read twenty. But do you guys have an you want
Speaker 1: to throw out? Any guesses?
Speaker 2: Roy Cranston is Walter White, Okay, okay, hold on read
Speaker 2: it again.
Speaker 1: Yesterday Variety released the one hundred greatest TV performances of
Speaker 1: the twenty first century. Here are the top twenty.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna say, well.
Speaker 1: First, let me answer Brian Okay, because I thought this
Speaker 1: would be higher on the list. He comes in at
Speaker 1: number five for Walter White, breaking bad, Brian Cranston.
Speaker 3: What's the guy God fought whatever, the guy who starts
Speaker 3: who starred in the Sopranos.
Speaker 1: Oh, James Kendelfin. Yeah no, no, no, no, he's not
Speaker 1: on here.
Speaker 3: Crazy. That was a great performance.
Speaker 2: I am going I am going to predict it's another
Speaker 2: HBO show and I have seen every episode. I own
Speaker 2: all the DVDs like I do Breaking Bad.
Speaker 1: Oh, God, Sex and the City or something.
Speaker 2: Right, No, I am going to say, Julia Louis Dreyfus
Speaker 2: for Veep.
Speaker 1: Number one, wait for the number one.
Speaker 2: Absolutely have you seen me?
Speaker 1: Of course I have.
Speaker 2: Is hilarious, so that's so fun.
Speaker 1: She's number one by far. Oh yeah, Larius, followed by
Speaker 1: I think you've seen this, Brian. I don't think you've
Speaker 1: seen this yet. Jeremy Strong in Succession, I have not.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen Oh no I've seen Succession.
Speaker 1: No you haven't. You would be reacting.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's the family, the rich family. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: I've seen it. Oh yeah, very good, Brian.
Speaker 1: Please I haven't seen Please please make this yourself.
Speaker 2: I want to please make this really, really good.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bug you with text messages all night and
Speaker 1: all weekend.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm still that I'm in the Severn's headspace
Speaker 3: and I'm reluctant to move, but.
Speaker 2: I put off succession for a while. It is very It'll.
Speaker 1: Be a nice next step. Yeah, okay, followed by Jeremy Strong,
Speaker 1: then Elizabeth Moss from Bad Men, Lisa Kudro The Comeback,
Speaker 1: That is hilarious, Michael Kenneth Williams, The Wire, Carrie Coon,
Speaker 1: The Leftovers, Andre Brar Brooklyn ninety nine, Rea sea Horn
Speaker 1: Better Call Saul.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that did good all the I'm surprised that, what.
Speaker 1: Dude, you are not allowed to say that?
Speaker 3: What's wrong with you tonight?
Speaker 1: I know, did you put like certain take Rumpio's for
Speaker 1: breakfast or something?
Speaker 2: Why is Bob Odenkirk then on that? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, Ria Seahorn was great, but Bob Odenkirk.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Great.
Speaker 1: Sandra O. Gray's Anatomy whatever, some dude name or a
Speaker 1: girl named Michela Cole I may destroy you never even
Speaker 1: heard of that show?
Speaker 2: Oh it's it's a really good show.
Speaker 1: Steve Carell from the Office is number twelve.
Speaker 3: That's actually fair. His performance is pretty incredible.
Speaker 1: Then Regina King The Watchman, Oh, great show. I never
Speaker 1: even heard of it.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's this is the good The Wait, The Watchman
Speaker 3: m hmm, okay, not the comic book adaption.
Speaker 1: Michael Chickliss The Shield, Carrie Russell, The Americans.
Speaker 2: That was a great show. That was a great show.
Speaker 1: Jessica Walter arrested development.
Speaker 3: God, yeah, wait, Jessica who Walter? Jessica Walter who she plays?
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 3: Mom, oh yeah that isn't also a super under show. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Kate Winslet, Mayor of Easttown. Oh yeah, that was a
Speaker 1: good show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really good.
Speaker 1: Amanda Seyfred cifridrid the Dropout. Did you see that movie
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 3: I like Cifried, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Peter Dinklage Game of Thrones number nineteen and Emma Stone
Speaker 1: in The Curse was number twenty. That show. That show
Speaker 1: was a trip.
Speaker 2: I just watched two movies with Amanda Szeifried. One was
Speaker 2: uh with Kevin Bacon and It's a throw Get Leave
Speaker 2: this House or something? Yeah, something sucked. Yeah it was terrible.
Speaker 2: But then she also played Linda Lovelace in the movie Lovelace,
Speaker 2: and she was really good in that.
Speaker 3: You know what's funny that first movie is actually really
Speaker 3: controversial because it's based on a book that's considered a
Speaker 3: direct rip off of like a iconic like horror movie
Speaker 3: or horror novel that is super good. It's one of
Speaker 3: my favorite books. And so I watched the movie because
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, it's the movie adaptation of something
Speaker 3: I might generally like, and I was like, this is awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was so slow.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was bad.
Speaker 1: It was really Okay, are you done?
Speaker 2: I am done.
Speaker 1: Okay, cue some more music because we're going into my.
Speaker 2: Bit, your bit, my bit. You're kimbles and bits. Is
Speaker 2: this going to be funny?
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna be funny. But I just
Speaker 1: want to prove a point.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh boy, all right, we know what happens when
Speaker 2: she wants to prove a point.
Speaker 3: She's usually wrong.
Speaker 1: I know what kind of time I know. I don't
Speaker 1: even have to ask this question. I'll just explain what
Speaker 1: kind of type I am. When I am out of Chinese,
Speaker 1: I am a sense all a big time and I
Speaker 1: believe in a lot of woo woo stuff for sure.
Speaker 1: When I am at a Chinese restaurant or whatever restaurant
Speaker 1: serves a.
Speaker 3: Fortune cookie Manda Express and express.
Speaker 1: I take those so seriously. For example, like if there's
Speaker 1: three of us eating and there are three of the
Speaker 1: cookies wrapped up, I put them in my hand, I
Speaker 1: kind of say some good JUSU over them, and then
Speaker 1: I tell the people I'm with my Okay, whichever one
Speaker 1: you pick is supposed to be yours, and this is
Speaker 1: your fortune for the next week. You gotta believe, because
Speaker 1: I believe that these are like signs. I do believe it.
Speaker 2: Fortune fortune cookies.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, I've kept several in my wallet over the years.
Speaker 1: That's what they say you're supposed to do because that
Speaker 1: and it's so it's like if you get a good one,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh my god, this is so great. I
Speaker 1: believe this is really going to happen to me. So
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep it in the back of my
Speaker 1: phone case or in my wallet. Have you guys ever
Speaker 1: kept us a fortune? Do you look at the fortunes
Speaker 1: when you yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, I immediately forget them after reading them.
Speaker 1: Okay, I went to two Chinese restaurants tonight.
Speaker 3: Do you don't need good ones? By the way, I
Speaker 3: need a good Chinese.
Speaker 1: Yes. I'm going to give a shout out to Hong
Speaker 1: Kong Cafe. They're the ones. They've been here since the
Speaker 1: eighties on Fourth Avenue in Hill And I got some
Speaker 1: from Panda Express and I mixed them up and I
Speaker 1: unwrap them. But I believe me, I have clean hands.
Speaker 1: So we're you guys are going to pick a fortune,
Speaker 1: and this I want you to believe that this is
Speaker 1: something that's actually going to happen to you in the
Speaker 1: near future. Now, some of these I get pissed off
Speaker 1: because you open up the fortune and it's like the
Speaker 1: world is a good place to live. It's like, that's
Speaker 1: not a fortune.
Speaker 3: Doesn't that hurt your Doesn't that like reduce your belief
Speaker 3: in their credibility?
Speaker 1: No, it just makes me like, Okay, somebody obviously didn't
Speaker 1: do their homework.
Speaker 3: So they're they're dedicated fortune writers.
Speaker 1: We're not doing I don't know. I always get mad
Speaker 1: and I always asked for another cookie until I get
Speaker 1: a fortune.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you are a nightmare customer.
Speaker 1: Wow, here are fortune cookies. Okay, okay, two you can yes, okay,
Speaker 1: now come over here and get your fortunes, but don't
Speaker 1: open them up yet, and you can pick two and
Speaker 1: I'll pick two now. If you do get one that's
Speaker 1: kind of lame. That's not a fortune. You get to
Speaker 1: pick again. Okay, one of each color.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, I will takee Brian's cue and I will
Speaker 2: take one of each color.
Speaker 1: Okay, now, who wants to go first?
Speaker 2: Ladies first?
Speaker 1: Okay? When one fell out, that must mean something, So
Speaker 1: I'm going to pick that one.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, that's a bad fortune. The cookie exploding, that's
Speaker 2: like a tearo of car being upside down.
Speaker 1: Aim high time flies. That's not really is that a fortune?
Speaker 3: No, I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I'm doing another one.
Speaker 3: Wait, let me just is it possible that these are
Speaker 3: meaningless and they don't have any impact on Bryan.
Speaker 1: Look, I like to have hope and I like to
Speaker 1: believe in positive things.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 1: So I have a play fun games with myself and
Speaker 1: I'll make good.
Speaker 3: This seems a little delusional, even for you.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Whatever. Anyway, I'm going to pick another one, but you
Speaker 1: don't you go first. I'm gonna to go a second.
Speaker 1: What did your say? This is really important?
Speaker 2: Accept no other definition of your life except only your own?
Speaker 1: Huh? Except no other definition of your life except only
Speaker 1: your own.
Speaker 2: This one doesn't even have a fortune.
Speaker 1: All right, O'Brien, you go, what is your say?
Speaker 3: Panda Express wants me to know that with luck on
Speaker 3: your side, now is the time to make a bold move.
Speaker 1: Oh see, No, that's a fortune. Yes, yes, yes, yes
Speaker 1: it is. It's a prem it's something, it's it's a
Speaker 1: call to action, you know, it is.
Speaker 3: It's a piece of paper with some they don't even
Speaker 3: put the lucky numbers on here anymore.
Speaker 1: Some do, some don't. That's why I got two different places.
Speaker 1: All right, here's my next one. Have a clear sense
Speaker 1: of your priorities. That one's it speaks to me. That
Speaker 1: one kind of speaks to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, this one didn't even have a fortune. All right,
Speaker 2: now go, so I have to get too.
Speaker 1: All right, this is super important, this one. I have
Speaker 1: a feeling you're going to keep in your wallet.
Speaker 2: Only your expectations can slow you down. Oh that means
Speaker 2: like life lessons. Maybe because they don't actually really put
Speaker 2: fortunes on them.
Speaker 1: They do like sometimes they say the world is in
Speaker 1: your hands, or there's money is coming your way. That
Speaker 1: is a fortune. That's like a that's like a Confucius,
Speaker 1: you know, saying see this one, this pisses me off
Speaker 1: right now. This I'm pissed. A man's dreams are an
Speaker 1: index to his greatness.
Speaker 2: This is really going to make you mad. Oh no,
Speaker 2: come on, custom is a great guide.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm getting so annoyed right now, Brian, go pick
Speaker 1: your other one.
Speaker 3: This one's really good. What oh man, I don't have
Speaker 3: to go do this tonight? What except what comes to
Speaker 3: you each day? But my lucky numbers eleven six, eighteen,
Speaker 3: nineteen forty seven, twenty nine. Also learn Chinese cucumber is
Speaker 3: huang or hung wah.
Speaker 1: I got one. What a treasured friend will visit soon.
Speaker 1: So that's kind of a fortune, and I'm exciting.
Speaker 3: You'll be like, oh my god, my fortune.
Speaker 1: Came through Oh no, no, if you like if Stacy
Speaker 1: came walking through the door, you know you Now, where's
Speaker 1: your other one you have?
Speaker 2: There wasn't one.
Speaker 1: We're going to go through that until you till you
Speaker 1: get a great one.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well we're just.
Speaker 1: They're almost out.
Speaker 2: Might as well do all of them?
Speaker 1: What I know, I thought that the real Chinese restaurant
Speaker 1: ones would be better.
Speaker 2: You're really going to be piste.
Speaker 1: Oh god, what is it?
Speaker 2: You will have many friends when you need them.
Speaker 1: Mmmm, that's that's on the line. That's on the line. Okay, Brian,
Speaker 1: go okay, do the one that has the fortune in it? Okay,
Speaker 1: then I'll go. You are savvy and all business matters. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: And what the hell you might want to keep that?
Speaker 1: Okay? We got to get a good one. Guys want
Speaker 1: one good one? Half of these fell out? Okay, Brian,
Speaker 1: you did you open it yet? Here's the final fortune.
Speaker 3: I got one.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: My life is about to be changed.
Speaker 1: Oh see, now that is good?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no oh, that's what I'm saying about it.
Speaker 3: That's how I get ready. If this is life changing, Okay,
Speaker 3: work hard, be nice.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, if this is.
Speaker 3: Changing right now, I feel it's.
Speaker 1: So yes, so be nice. I am high time flies.
Speaker 1: I guess I put it back in here. And then
Speaker 1: three of them didn't even have one. I just disprove
Speaker 1: my theory.
Speaker 3: Well, that was you didn't even eat the cookie, so
Speaker 3: it one't count.
Speaker 2: That was a bust.
Speaker 1: Oh you believe that you have to eat the cookie
Speaker 1: in order for the fortune to work.
Speaker 3: I don't believe in any of this.
Speaker 1: Laura, you caught you did? You just mentioned it? So
Speaker 1: you do kind of believe in it.
Speaker 2: That's it, that's just the idea. I'm just for peak
Speaker 2: stuff I heard. I don't believe that anyway. This bit tanked.
Speaker 3: What didn't? This is the taste is bit we've done.
Speaker 3: I love fortune cookies.
Speaker 2: I do have some really good news. What guess where
Speaker 2: I'm going on Wednesday night?
Speaker 1: To a speak easy? Nope, to a party, Nope, to Disneyland.
Speaker 3: No, Oh, that sounds like fun. I want to go
Speaker 3: Disneyland to.
Speaker 1: The wild Down part.
Speaker 2: I'm going with my baby mama.
Speaker 3: You have a kid? You have a kid?
Speaker 2: No, I just call her my baby mama, Marla. No, Michelle,
Speaker 2: and we are going to Michelle. I have not the
Speaker 2: mother of his child, the mother of my child.
Speaker 1: I'm getting way more annoyed.
Speaker 2: Now we're going to the Magnolia to see Amy Grant.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh she's a Christian singer. But she
Speaker 1: was really big.
Speaker 2: And like the baby baby big past.
Speaker 1: Now. I saw her in concert way back in the day,
Speaker 1: and she's a great singer and a great person. But
Speaker 1: I'm telling a great right telling you what. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: go to that show. I would not take the time
Speaker 1: to leave my house go to that show in the
Speaker 1: middle of all the things I'm doing. You'd have to
Speaker 1: pay me probably two hundred dollars honestly, but I hope
Speaker 1: you have fun with Michelle.
Speaker 3: Also, there hasn't been good Christian music since the Newsboys
Speaker 3: were in their original.
Speaker 2: Well, she's very hot now she is pop now anyway,
Speaker 2: love Amy Graham. You guys can't wait to see you Amy.
Speaker 1: Now I'm going to admit next episode we have Rando news,
Speaker 1: including which state just introduced legislature that would make it
Speaker 1: official to have an official greeting for the state? What
Speaker 1: state is it? And what is their official greeting? It
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense? And then we'll we'll talk about
Speaker 1: what ours should be. California if that is like.
Speaker 3: To Minnesota, it's like, how are you a?
Speaker 1: It's worse and it makes no sense.
Speaker 2: California News should be like, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: I think California should be dude, our official greeting.
Speaker 3: Which should be we're pretentious, No, we're not. Yes, have
Speaker 3: you been to l A.
Speaker 1: I have I grew up there?
Speaker 3: Hello? Oh okay one of them.
Speaker 2: Should should I Are we ending the show now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But I was teasing what's coming up?
Speaker 2: Because yeah, because I have for my host chet Nicks. Yes,
Speaker 2: for Thursday. We need to discuss something. I was told
Speaker 2: a few days ago that I have a very unfriendly face.
Speaker 3: A fortune cookie told you that no, a.
Speaker 1: Person did a person you care about? Interest?
Speaker 2: No, a client.
Speaker 3: Well we'll discuss it.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll discuss a very unfriendly face.
Speaker 1: I'm going to admit something that I don't think I
Speaker 1: should and it's a sign that's not good. Oh, I
Speaker 1: might need uh an intervention after something that came in
Speaker 1: the mail today.
Speaker 3: Drugs. Oh boy, are you so?
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna be like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: you're gonna think. But I can't believe I'm outing myself
Speaker 1: and I can't believe I bought this thing.
Speaker 2: Oh god. So anyway, this box behind.
Speaker 3: Me, is it?
Speaker 1: No, that's just a bunch of crap. Oh god, it's
Speaker 1: what box?
Speaker 2: Oh what box?
Speaker 3: Full of these squishy things.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you're talking about. No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no squish.
Speaker 2: Mellows not burned the house down for By the way,
Speaker 2: what that picture of that shirt that you set me
Speaker 2: today is hilarious?
Speaker 1: The gen X one or the I know that it's
Speaker 1: Oh show them the picture. Finally, okay, we're gonna end
Speaker 1: on this. We uh with our JC Penny photo session.
Speaker 1: We got a free ten by twenty canvas print, and
Speaker 1: this is the one we picked for just the two
Speaker 1: of us, the one with the three of us. I
Speaker 1: think everybody was in agreement, the ones where we're all
Speaker 1: on our stomachs with our hands like this. They liked
Speaker 1: that one the best of the three of us. But
Speaker 1: for twenty two dollars we got a photo session and
Speaker 1: the cool photo cam sprint, very much quality.
Speaker 2: J C.
Speaker 1: Penny steal our idea, do it do? It is so
Speaker 1: fun and they are such great, great people.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 1: So there's our new little picture, and with that, we
Speaker 1: look forward to seeing you on Thursday.
Speaker 2: We do.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of maybe might back out of what I
Speaker 1: was going to tell you. No, I no, but maybe
Speaker 1: this is me acknowledging something. Yes, Okay, that's coming up
Speaker 1: on Thursday. In the meantime, I have a great week
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be sunny, not rainy and so yay
Speaker 1: and love your podcast. I love you, I love you too,
Speaker 1: I'd love you more.
Speaker 3: Oh, I do love you.
Speaker 1: I love you my sweet babies and I love