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Speaker 1: This is Comedy Survivor. Hello, I'm Johnny Mack and welcome
Speaker 1: to the Comedy Survivor selection show. Here's how this is
Speaker 1: going to go. Today, I will give you these sixteen
Speaker 1: names of the comedians we are putting on the legally
Speaker 1: distinct parody of famous TV show Legally Distinct Parody.
Speaker 2: It's a joke, guys.
Speaker 1: Relax, Okay, We're putting sixteen comedians on an island. Every
Speaker 1: week in the Facebook group, you're going to go to
Speaker 1: the Facebook group. You're going to find the Comedy Survivor
Speaker 1: drawing that I'll have the AI make and you're going
Speaker 1: to vote someone off the island, one person off the
Speaker 1: island every week. You're familiar with this concept. How this
Speaker 1: is going to work? Yes, we're going to do that.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Remember it's not about who wins. It's about the journey.
Speaker 1: It's about the jokes. It's about what we can set up.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna have fun with this thing. That is
Speaker 1: the idea. Last week in the Facebook group, which is
Speaker 1: Daily Comedy News podcast group. I asked the listeners to
Speaker 1: nominate some folks, and nominate they did. We wound up
Speaker 1: with a group that is six women and ten men.
Speaker 1: I had to go in a little bit and go, Okay,
Speaker 1: here's all these nominations, who should we do? And I
Speaker 1: didn't want it to be runaway white males, which it very,
Speaker 1: very very easily could have been, so I tried to
Speaker 1: keep it at least somewhat diverse. Interestingly, nobody nominated Dave Chappelle,
Speaker 1: so he is not part of this. I only went
Speaker 1: with names thrown out in the group, and there were
Speaker 1: a couple of places where I had to use my
Speaker 1: brain to do some tiebreakers. But here are your sixteen
Speaker 1: comedy survivors. Are you ready? First up on the island,
Speaker 1: if you need a drink, Jim Gaffigan will be there
Speaker 1: to sell you some bourbon. He will be happy to
Speaker 1: do it. Next up our second comedy survivor. She's hosting
Speaker 1: the Golden Globe, so she'll be in the news. That
Speaker 1: makes this more fun. That's kind of how I put
Speaker 1: my thumb on the scale here. I want people who
Speaker 1: are in the news that we can talk about. Nicki Glazer,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Island, our third Comedy Survivor. A nomination
Speaker 1: for Mary who gets the bit she has nominated? Seth Myers, No, no,
Speaker 1: no no, Seth Meyers, Are you crazy? Make twelve thirty
Speaker 1: great again?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Seth Meyers on the Island, joining Nicki Glazer and Jim Gaffigan.
Speaker 1: Next up, a man who's never afraid to take a
Speaker 1: gig and if this thing were real, you know he'd
Speaker 1: want to work on it.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart.
Speaker 1: He announces a new project every day, might as well
Speaker 1: announce this one. Kevin Hart. Welcome to Comedy Survivor. Our
Speaker 1: next Comedy survivor is someone who always likes being talked about,
Speaker 1: So talk about you we will. Amy Schumer, Welcome to
Speaker 1: the Comedy Survivor Island. Next one up. A couple nominations.
Speaker 1: Couldn't leave this guy off. One of the top in
Speaker 1: the game right now. John Mulaney, Welcome to Comedy Survivor.
Speaker 1: I like this nomination a lot. She's one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: Maybe not the biggest comedian out there, but nice in
Speaker 1: the mix. This could be a sleeper pick. This person
Speaker 1: could go all the way ots Goo at Conska. Nice pick.
Speaker 1: There next up again, you guys get it. Let's get
Speaker 1: some materially out of this. Sebastian manescelgo, okay, sure. Our
Speaker 1: next Comedy Survivor is could be another sleeper pick. Tig
Speaker 1: Nataro good solid pick. There a few people nominated. This
Speaker 1: next person quite surprising late in his career, still pretty popular,
Speaker 1: and you'll probably find him over next to Jim Gaffigan
Speaker 1: drinking the bourbon. It's Ron White, someone who the more
Speaker 1: I look at her career she might actually be underrateds
Speaker 1: are consistently great. She is Sarah Silverman. Welcome to Comedy Survivor.
Speaker 1: Another from the nomination pool.
Speaker 2: A bit of a.
Speaker 1: Wild card pick here, what if it expected this name?
Speaker 1: But when I saw it, I was like, oh, that's fun.
Speaker 1: So let's see how far Leslie Jones gets in Comedy Survivor.
Speaker 1: One more from the nomination group, Bert Kreischer makes it
Speaker 1: onto Comedy Survivor. I was kind of a toss up
Speaker 1: between Bert and Bill Burr, but since Bert has the
Speaker 1: Netflix thing coming out, I figured he'd be in the
Speaker 1: news a little bit more. Bill Burr would have been
Speaker 1: a solid pick for this, and again we are not
Speaker 1: picking best Comedian in the world or anything like that.
Speaker 1: That's not what this is. This is just comedy survivor.
Speaker 1: We're throwing out sixteen names. Let's see what happens. So
Speaker 1: that's the last one from the nomination committee. And then
Speaker 1: there were the initial picks that I threw out there
Speaker 1: because this is a bit.
Speaker 2: They are former host of the Golden Globes Joe Coy.
Speaker 1: You remember he hosted the Golden Globes one time and
Speaker 1: told this horrible joke about Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: You don't remember here, I'll play it for you.
Speaker 1: As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader.
Speaker 1: The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL.
Speaker 1: On the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: That's how that bit works.
Speaker 1: Also, on the island, the worst person who ever lived,
Speaker 1: he'll probably be first off. This guy is so horrible,
Speaker 1: taking care of his ill wife and doing charity events
Speaker 1: and occasionally commenting on Late night how dare you jay
Speaker 1: leto Welcome to the Island. And of course no bit
Speaker 1: would be complete without having a great dramatic actor on
Speaker 1: the island. So we have fifteen comedians and one great
Speaker 1: dramatic actor. Welcome to Comedy Survivor, Adam Sandler. Okay, how's
Speaker 1: this gonna work. We'll wait until the holidays are gone.
Speaker 1: First week in January. I will post this every week
Speaker 1: on the Facebook group, which is Daily Comedy News Podcast group.
Speaker 1: You guys will go in, you will vote someone off.
Speaker 1: Whoever gets the most votes, they're out of the competition.
Speaker 1: If we have a tie, I will just pick, and
Speaker 1: I will pick. I'll tell you right now, based on
Speaker 1: where I think the most humor can be. Do not
Speaker 1: take this too seriously. This is a bit, This is fun.
Speaker 1: This is just something for us to argue about the
Speaker 1: Facebook group and have a little fun with the show.
Speaker 1: So here are You're sixteen comedy survivors. They are Jim Gaffigan,
Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer, Seth Myers, Kevin Hart, Amy Schumer, John Mulaney,
Speaker 1: Otsko At Kotska, Sebastian Maniscalco, Tig Nataro, Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones,
Speaker 1: Ron White, Bert Kreischer, Jay Leno, Joe Coy, Adam Sandler,
Speaker 1: sixteen comedians, well, fifteen comedians, one dramatic actor, one island,
Speaker 1: one comedy survivor. There's a post in the Facebook group
Speaker 1: now and you can start arguing about it, and I'll
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow