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<v Speaker 1>Caalaroga Shark Media. Sixteen comedians, one island, one survivor this

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<v Speaker 1>January on Daily Comedy News.

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<v Speaker 2>Outbit Outlaugh Outlast.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Comedy Survivor. Hello, I'm Johnny Mack and welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to the Comedy Survivor selection show. Here's how this is

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<v Speaker 1>going to go. Today, I will give you these sixteen

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<v Speaker 1>names of the comedians we are putting on the legally

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<v Speaker 1>distinct parody of famous TV show Legally Distinct Parody.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a joke, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Relax, Okay, We're putting sixteen comedians on an island. Every

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<v Speaker 1>week in the Facebook group, you're going to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the Facebook group. You're going to find the Comedy Survivor

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<v Speaker 1>drawing that I'll have the AI make and you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to vote someone off the island, one person off the

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<v Speaker 1>island every week. You're familiar with this concept. How this

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<v Speaker 1>is going to work? Yes, we're going to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember it's not about who wins. It's about the journey.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about the jokes. It's about what we can set up.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna have fun with this thing. That is

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<v Speaker 1>the idea. Last week in the Facebook group, which is

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<v Speaker 1>Daily Comedy News podcast group. I asked the listeners to

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<v Speaker 1>nominate some folks, and nominate they did. We wound up

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<v Speaker 1>with a group that is six women and ten men.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to go in a little bit and go, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here's all these nominations, who should we do? And I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want it to be runaway white males, which it very,

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<v Speaker 1>very very easily could have been, so I tried to

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<v Speaker 1>keep it at least somewhat diverse. Interestingly, nobody nominated Dave Chappelle,

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<v Speaker 1>so he is not part of this. I only went

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<v Speaker 1>with names thrown out in the group, and there were

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of places where I had to use my

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<v Speaker 1>brain to do some tiebreakers. But here are your sixteen

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<v Speaker 1>comedy survivors. Are you ready? First up on the island,

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<v Speaker 1>if you need a drink, Jim Gaffigan will be there

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<v Speaker 1>to sell you some bourbon. He will be happy to

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<v Speaker 1>do it. Next up our second comedy survivor. She's hosting

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<v Speaker 1>the Golden Globe, so she'll be in the news. That

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<v Speaker 1>makes this more fun. That's kind of how I put

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<v Speaker 1>my thumb on the scale here. I want people who

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<v Speaker 1>are in the news that we can talk about. Nicki Glazer,

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Island, our third Comedy Survivor. A nomination

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<v Speaker 1>for Mary who gets the bit she has nominated? Seth Myers, No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no, Seth Meyers, Are you crazy? Make twelve thirty

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<v Speaker 1>great again?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Seth Meyers on the Island, joining Nicki Glazer and Jim Gaffigan.

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<v Speaker 1>Next up, a man who's never afraid to take a

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<v Speaker 1>gig and if this thing were real, you know he'd

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<v Speaker 1>want to work on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart.

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<v Speaker 1>He announces a new project every day, might as well

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<v Speaker 1>announce this one. Kevin Hart. Welcome to Comedy Survivor. Our

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<v Speaker 1>next Comedy survivor is someone who always likes being talked about,

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<v Speaker 1>So talk about you we will. Amy Schumer, Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the Comedy Survivor Island. Next one up. A couple nominations.

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<v Speaker 1>Couldn't leave this guy off. One of the top in

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<v Speaker 1>the game right now. John Mulaney, Welcome to Comedy Survivor.

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<v Speaker 1>I like this nomination a lot. She's one of my favorites.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe not the biggest comedian out there, but nice in

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<v Speaker 1>the mix. This could be a sleeper pick. This person

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<v Speaker 1>could go all the way ots Goo at Conska. Nice pick.

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<v Speaker 1>There next up again, you guys get it. Let's get

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<v Speaker 1>some materially out of this. Sebastian manescelgo, okay, sure. Our

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<v Speaker 1>next Comedy Survivor is could be another sleeper pick. Tig

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<v Speaker 1>Nataro good solid pick. There a few people nominated. This

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<v Speaker 1>next person quite surprising late in his career, still pretty popular,

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<v Speaker 1>and you'll probably find him over next to Jim Gaffigan

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<v Speaker 1>drinking the bourbon. It's Ron White, someone who the more

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<v Speaker 1>I look at her career she might actually be underrateds

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<v Speaker 1>are consistently great. She is Sarah Silverman. Welcome to Comedy Survivor.

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<v Speaker 1>Another from the nomination pool.

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<v Speaker 2>A bit of a.

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<v Speaker 1>Wild card pick here, what if it expected this name?

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<v Speaker 1>But when I saw it, I was like, oh, that's fun.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's see how far Leslie Jones gets in Comedy Survivor.

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<v Speaker 1>One more from the nomination group, Bert Kreischer makes it

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<v Speaker 1>onto Comedy Survivor. I was kind of a toss up

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<v Speaker 1>between Bert and Bill Burr, but since Bert has the

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<v Speaker 1>Netflix thing coming out, I figured he'd be in the

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<v Speaker 1>news a little bit more. Bill Burr would have been

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<v Speaker 1>a solid pick for this, and again we are not

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<v Speaker 1>picking best Comedian in the world or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not what this is. This is just comedy survivor.

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<v Speaker 1>We're throwing out sixteen names. Let's see what happens. So

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<v Speaker 1>that's the last one from the nomination committee. And then

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<v Speaker 1>there were the initial picks that I threw out there

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<v Speaker 1>because this is a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>They are former host of the Golden Globes Joe Coy.

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<v Speaker 1>You remember he hosted the Golden Globes one time and

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<v Speaker 1>told this horrible joke about Taylor Swift.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't remember here, I'll play it for you.

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<v Speaker 1>As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader.

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<v Speaker 1>The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL.

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<v Speaker 1>On the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor Swift.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how that bit works.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, on the island, the worst person who ever lived,

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<v Speaker 1>he'll probably be first off. This guy is so horrible,

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<v Speaker 1>taking care of his ill wife and doing charity events

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<v Speaker 1>and occasionally commenting on Late night how dare you jay

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<v Speaker 1>leto Welcome to the Island. And of course no bit

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<v Speaker 1>would be complete without having a great dramatic actor on

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<v Speaker 1>the island. So we have fifteen comedians and one great

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<v Speaker 1>dramatic actor. Welcome to Comedy Survivor, Adam Sandler. Okay, how's

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<v Speaker 1>this gonna work. We'll wait until the holidays are gone.

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<v Speaker 1>First week in January. I will post this every week

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<v Speaker 1>on the Facebook group, which is Daily Comedy News Podcast group.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys will go in, you will vote someone off.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoever gets the most votes, they're out of the competition.

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<v Speaker 1>If we have a tie, I will just pick, and

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<v Speaker 1>I will pick. I'll tell you right now, based on

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<v Speaker 1>where I think the most humor can be. Do not

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<v Speaker 1>take this too seriously. This is a bit, This is fun.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just something for us to argue about the

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook group and have a little fun with the show.

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<v Speaker 1>So here are You're sixteen comedy survivors. They are Jim Gaffigan,

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<v Speaker 1>Nicki Glazer, Seth Myers, Kevin Hart, Amy Schumer, John Mulaney,

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<v Speaker 1>Otsko At Kotska, Sebastian Maniscalco, Tig Nataro, Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones,

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<v Speaker 1>Ron White, Bert Kreischer, Jay Leno, Joe Coy, Adam Sandler,

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<v Speaker 1>sixteen comedians, well, fifteen comedians, one dramatic actor, one island,

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<v Speaker 1>one comedy survivor. There's a post in the Facebook group

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<v Speaker 1>now and you can start arguing about it, and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>see you tomorrow