Speaker 1: Callaroga Shark Media. Hey, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily
Speaker 1: comedy News. I'm gonna joke forgot to Swallow. Why don't
Speaker 1: you do the open a second time? John, because that's
Speaker 1: not fun. That's what actually happened there. I was so excited.
Speaker 1: I think you're feeling where my mood has been lately.
Speaker 1: I just want to do silly things after a month
Speaker 1: of angst. So let's start with that guy, Jay Leonard.
Speaker 1: Remember Jay Leno, He used to host the Tonight Show
Speaker 1: for like twenty two years, and then he'll pop off
Speaker 1: as if he knows anything about late night comedy. That guy,
Speaker 1: he is the worst. Listen to what he's doing. Now. Now,
Speaker 1: this guy Jay Leno, he's gonna serve as the Grand
Speaker 1: Marshal at the Harley Davidson Love Ride. Yeah, the November ninth,
Speaker 1: Southern California. They're trying to raise money for the Wounded
Speaker 1: Warrior Project and adopt the Arts. It's gonna feature music
Speaker 1: from Gene Simmons from Kiss Robert Patrick, remember the guy
Speaker 1: from Terminator too, the bad guy in Terminator two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be there, and Jay Leno is going to
Speaker 1: be the Grand Marshal. For the Love Ride, which has
Speaker 1: raised more than twenty five million dollars benefiting more than
Speaker 1: a dozen charitable organizations. Let's know what Jay Leno had
Speaker 1: to say. I've written alongside thousands a Love Ride for years.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to doing it again. Cheers to making
Speaker 1: Love Ride thirty four A memorable one. This guy the
Speaker 1: nerve of this guy. All right, I gotta choose now
Speaker 1: to Jim gaff again again or Joey did is John
Speaker 1: Stewart's story. But the John Stuart story is political. But
Speaker 1: I like to move the stories around. We did a
Speaker 1: lot of gafficing yesterday, so let's do. Let's do John Stewart, Okay,
Speaker 1: John Stewart, I was talking about did you see the
Speaker 1: video last weekend? It was an AI video of the
Speaker 1: President of the United States wearing a crown jumping diarrhea
Speaker 1: on people. Did you see this one? Mike Chishen, did
Speaker 1: you hear me going to the letterman delivery right there?
Speaker 1: That was totally letterment when I did that. Did you
Speaker 1: see this one? Total Dave flift? John Stewart said, I
Speaker 1: think my favorite part of it was Republicans who were
Speaker 1: asked about said diarrhea plane having to say things like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, the American people know that Donald Trump speaks
Speaker 1: his mine and they really appreciate his honest reaction of
Speaker 1: the diarrhea plane. Stuart continued, Mike Johnson was the best
Speaker 1: speaker of the House. Mike Johnson, what do you make
Speaker 1: of the president showing a video of him dropping diarrhea
Speaker 1: from a plane onto American people who were expressing their
Speaker 1: dissatisfaction Stuart, as Johnson said, well, the President, you know,
Speaker 1: he's very satirical. Stuart said, you know, I appreciate the
Speaker 1: satire and I'm not offended, not as American but as
Speaker 1: a comedian. What is this? What exactly is this? What
Speaker 1: is the satire? I'm just curious. Oh, it's diarrhea from
Speaker 1: a plane. I get it now, good one, sir. Stuart
Speaker 1: joked that perhaps the diarrhea plane is a classified thing
Speaker 1: that Trump shouldn't have talked about. Stuart said, I know
Speaker 1: they have a diarrhea plane. I don't even know if
Speaker 1: that was classified. That could have been classified information that
Speaker 1: somehow got out. Someone's going to pay the price for that.
Speaker 1: That's way worse than the signal chat all right. Jim
Speaker 1: gaffickan Bourbon Time case you missed yesterday, I was entertaining myself.
Speaker 1: Jim Gaffigan was profiled by Garden and Gunn, which continues
Speaker 1: to just confuse me. Why is it called that I
Speaker 1: went on their website and like thought I could go
Speaker 1: to like an about page or they would explain, like oh,
Speaker 1: in eighteen thirty four, James Madison something something. I have
Speaker 1: no idea why it's called Gardening gun Tom Wilms spoke
Speaker 1: with Jim Gaffigan, bourbon entrepreneur. Jim explains why the brand
Speaker 1: is called father Time One word, Jim says. The joke
Speaker 1: is that it's not father time as in the time
Speaker 1: you spend with your kids. It's the time that a
Speaker 1: father earns that the joy is earned. On the label
Speaker 1: is my grandfather, who made dentures. He was the first
Speaker 1: in our family to break the cycle of like working
Speaker 1: in coal mines. Not that there's anything wrong with that, Jim,
Speaker 1: making sure he doesn't offend the coal minor comedy fan.
Speaker 1: Jim says, but his work made it possible for my
Speaker 1: father to go to college. I like to say that
Speaker 1: my father sacrifice made it possible for me to tell
Speaker 1: diarrhea jokes. Wow, I didn't even plan this back to
Speaker 1: back diarrhea stories. Welcome to Daily Comedy News. How's your
Speaker 1: Sunday going, Garden and Gunn said, Bourbon is associated with
Speaker 1: the South, but of course it can be made anywhere
Speaker 1: in the US. Jim, do you have thoughts on Bourbon's
Speaker 1: sense of place? Jim said, Because I get to tour
Speaker 1: around doing stand up, I've been able to acquire a
Speaker 1: bourbon from all fifty states. The thing I've come to
Speaker 1: understand is that, particularly in the Southeast, there's a shorthand
Speaker 1: knowledge on bourbon. If you go to a bar in
Speaker 1: Charleston or even Charlotte and asks for the whiskey list,
Speaker 1: it's going to be much more extensive. Obviously, they are
Speaker 1: great whiskey bars throughout the country. Yeah, Jim, you don't
Speaker 1: want to offend people not from the Southeast. There could
Speaker 1: be like some Southwest bourbon fans who are also coal miners.
Speaker 1: Be very very careful, Jim Gaffigan, You don't offend anybody. Ever,
Speaker 1: It's very careful to point out here there are great
Speaker 1: whiskey bars throughout the country. Okay, you got it. Jim's
Speaker 1: not saying only the Southeast has good whiskey bars and
Speaker 1: He's fine if you're a coal miner, all right. Jim
Speaker 1: is not here to offend you. But Jim says, what
Speaker 1: people think is an extensive whiskey list in some northern
Speaker 1: cities would be laughable in the southeast. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: I'm from New York City. How dare you insult our
Speaker 1: whiskey list? Jim Gaffigan, Wait until I tell him my
Speaker 1: uncle was a coal miner. The nervous is this guy's
Speaker 1: worse than Jay Leno Guardian and guns. Jim, you towards
Speaker 1: some bourbon material in Kentucky. I can go back to
Speaker 1: talking about the Rio Comedy Festival if you wired. I
Speaker 1: just I just want to do this. Jim. You had
Speaker 1: toured some bourbon material in Kentucky and Tennessee earlier this year.
Speaker 1: Jim said. The tour was called the Bourbon Whiskey Run,
Speaker 1: and it was prompted by a few things. My three
Speaker 1: brothers wanted to do another trip, so we hit places
Speaker 1: like Chattanooga and Owensboro that we hadn't visited yet, and
Speaker 1: we did it by bus. Wait are you trying to
Speaker 1: tell me Jim Gaffigan was on a bus. He's gotta
Speaker 1: have mine. He's gotta fly private, right, Jim Gaffigan private plane.
Speaker 1: Let's see what comes up. Seems like he doesn't. Jim
Speaker 1: tweeted twelve years ago, anyone have a private jet in Columbus, Ohio.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get to Chicago from my show tonight.
Speaker 1: I wish I was joking. All right, So Jim flies commercial,
Speaker 1: and apparently sometimes Jim Gaffigan takes the bus with his brothers. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: that's how the story goes. Jim said, the bus trip
Speaker 1: coincided with my son's spring break, and he opened for
Speaker 1: me a few times. I understood it would not have
Speaker 1: as broad appeal as my other stand up. I've always
Speaker 1: prided myself on having stand up that appeals to diverse
Speaker 1: ages and mentalities. But this is more of a twenty
Speaker 1: one and up material. It helps if you're over thirty
Speaker 1: and out of shape, guardian and gun or whatever that's called.
Speaker 1: Ask Jim, is there anything different about developing a bourbon joke?
Speaker 1: Does bourbon help? I'm sure bourbon helps. Jim once again
Speaker 1: does not want to offend anybody. He's very careful with
Speaker 1: this answer. He says, obviously, both men and women drink bourbon.
Speaker 1: You don't want to exclude anyone, Jim, be very careful.
Speaker 1: You could lose, you know, zero zero one percent of
Speaker 1: your fan base. Obviously, both men and women drink bourbon,
Speaker 1: but I think the male relationship with bourbon being bourbon geeks,
Speaker 1: if you want to call that, is unique. Whoa you
Speaker 1: misogynist bourbon drinking? This guy's worse than Jay Leno? Jay said,
Speaker 1: I've Jay leave it in. Jim said, I've joked about
Speaker 1: this with other guys who were into bourbon because my
Speaker 1: wife considers it kind of a midlife crisis, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is better than having an affair. It sure is.
Speaker 1: That would be terrible if he broke up his marriage.
Speaker 1: Obsessing over bourbon and wanting to complete your collection is
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say it. It's healthy, but it's more
Speaker 1: productive than doing something reckless and more accessible than collecting cars.
Speaker 1: Is that a shot at Jay Leno? I could understand
Speaker 1: taking a shot at Jay Leno who collects a lot
Speaker 1: of cars, because that guy, he's the worst. Did you
Speaker 1: hear him comment on late night television as if he
Speaker 1: knows anything? Gaffigan said, some people collect action figures, and
Speaker 1: I joked that bourbon bottles are like action figures filled
Speaker 1: with liquor. Oh there is more to this article, but
Speaker 1: I will move on because I can spidy. Since you
Speaker 1: guys going, will you cut it out? Okay, I'll cut
Speaker 1: it out. I can talk about Therio on Comedy FESTIL
Speaker 1: if you want. Michelle Wolf said. Someday, I'd really like
Speaker 1: to play Red Rocks out in Colorado. I think that'd
Speaker 1: be really cool, especially because some great people have performed there.
Speaker 1: She told TV Insider. I'm also a very outdoorsy person,
Speaker 1: so combines all the things I love. I want to
Speaker 1: get into some writing. I want to do some scripted things.
Speaker 1: I don't have any desire to host any award shows
Speaker 1: just because I don't think i'm the favorite person. Look
Speaker 1: if they asked me to do it, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: these are the kind of jokes you're gonna get. I
Speaker 1: played her Saudi material on Thursday's podcast. If you missed
Speaker 1: that and want a taste of that. But today we're silly,
Speaker 1: Michelle Wolf said. The last time I hosted something with
Speaker 1: the Correspondent's dinner and they were like, we weren't expecting that.
Speaker 1: I just like to let you know what you're getting
Speaker 1: because that's what I'm going to give you. I'm not
Speaker 1: necessarily going to give you a song or dance, but
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I think about it. There's some
Speaker 1: shows I want to write, and hopefully I'll get to
Speaker 1: do those in the near future. Eliza Slessinger, she's out
Speaker 1: there hawking the Jeep grand Wagoneer. Bunch of articles about Eliza,
Speaker 1: who's clearly trying to sell you a jeep. We're told
Speaker 1: the Jeep grand Wagoneer, this is not a commercial, this
Speaker 1: is me having fun. Is just sixty five thousand dollars, rugged,
Speaker 1: refined and has enough room for growing families. We're told. Slussnger,
Speaker 1: one of the world's premiere female comedians I guess that's true,
Speaker 1: is known for her sharp wit and stand up comedy.
Speaker 1: It includes insightful commentary on relationships, motherhood, and society comedy
Speaker 1: Rule of three. Eliza Slessinger said, I'm excited to work
Speaker 1: with the Jeep brand on this unconventional Jeep Grand Wagoneer
Speaker 1: ad campaign. I love that they went for something different
Speaker 1: and we're open to paroting traditional vehicle reveals. The Jeep
Speaker 1: grand Wagoneer is beautiful, spacious and hopefully after seeing this film,
Speaker 1: there are more babies in the world ready to fill
Speaker 1: out those three rows. You think she said that, or
Speaker 1: you think somebody over at Jeep sent that over and go?
Speaker 1: Can you prove this quote? So I've been doing this
Speaker 1: a long time. People approved quotes. Ol of our friends
Speaker 1: saw is the global chief marketing officer and said developed
Speaker 1: to run across only the Jeep brands social media channels.
Speaker 1: The family SUV featuring comedian Elizas Leusger does follow our
Speaker 1: underlying Jeep brand ethos, and that is to be memorable
Speaker 1: and put a smile on their faces. Speaking of putting
Speaker 1: a smile on people's faces, this put a smile on
Speaker 1: my face. I was working on some behind the scenes
Speaker 1: stuff here and running some data. Somebody asked me, hey,
Speaker 1: can you pull some stats? And pulled some stats and
Speaker 1: ran them through the chatchept there, and here's what we
Speaker 1: learned about you, not me. You. Here's who's listening to
Speaker 1: daily community is, according to artificial intelligence, the audience scus
Speaker 1: mid career to early jen X professionals and dads who
Speaker 1: grew up on Letterman, John Stewart and talk radio. Well
Speaker 1: from the host chair being oh eighty to eighty five
Speaker 1: percent of you or in the US. Then there's Mike Chisholm,
Speaker 1: who listens in Canada. He's the entire Canadian fan base.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Mike. Some other listeners in the UK and
Speaker 1: Australia would love to hear from you guys. Facebook group,
Speaker 1: jump in Daily Companies podcast group. But I especially liked
Speaker 1: the psychographic we are told you, dear listener, listen daily
Speaker 1: for consistency, humor, and perspective. You prefer wits over outrage,
Speaker 1: and this is what made me laugh. You respond to
Speaker 1: clever grumpiness. Love it boy. I have so much leftover
Speaker 1: stuff I might have to do just like an extra
Speaker 1: episode just to catch up. Let's talk about Bob odenkirk
Speaker 1: Men's journal ast Bob Odenkirk, could you have imagined the
Speaker 1: setup of the Nobody films as a comedy sketch back
Speaker 1: when you're doing Mister Show, Odenkirk said, I could certainly
Speaker 1: imagine making fun of action movies. The genre has so
Speaker 1: many cornerstone tropes that it's always fun to make fun
Speaker 1: of any trope and any genre thing. You can make
Speaker 1: fun of anything in a stylistically tropy way. You can
Speaker 1: make fun of Wes Anderson tropes or anything people know.
Speaker 1: I did a film festival David Cross once, and we
Speaker 1: were there for something, but also to make fun of
Speaker 1: one of Steven Seagal's films. We just sat in the
Speaker 1: back and did the riff tracks thing. Is that where
Speaker 1: we're calling it now the rifftracks thing? Because I would
Speaker 1: have just called it the Mystery Science Theater three thousand thing.
Speaker 1: I get that those two things are related, but do
Speaker 1: people know what you're talking about if you say riff tracks?
Speaker 1: Odin Kirk said, because I've done so much comedy, one
Speaker 1: of the conscious thoughts that I had in this action
Speaker 1: areas that you can't really make fun of the tropes
Speaker 1: if you make an action movie. I realized, if I
Speaker 1: want to make a real action movie and I want
Speaker 1: to be judged and tested in this arena, I have
Speaker 1: to commit to those things and not make fun of them,
Speaker 1: because if I make fun of them, everyone who has
Speaker 1: even an inkling of what I've done is going to go, ah, hey,
Speaker 1: didn't mean it. But there are jokes in the films,
Speaker 1: he says. Most of the jokes have to do with
Speaker 1: the kind of fun that you can have when the
Speaker 1: violence is really intense and really scary and kind of painful.
Speaker 1: Then a small comment to like comment becomes very funny
Speaker 1: in that context. An all subject comment becomes really hilarious
Speaker 1: in the context of dead, cold, earnest, seriousness and pain.
Speaker 1: And I will leave you with this. Aerosmith and young
Speaker 1: Blood have shared a new version of My Only Angel,
Speaker 1: featuring comment he legend Steve Martin. Yeah, why well, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you you see. Inspired by the original track's emotional core,
Speaker 1: Aerosmith and young Blood returned to the studio to explore
Speaker 1: its more vulnerable side. During the session, Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler,
Speaker 1: I met him once, tiny guy, I mean, not all
Speaker 1: that tall, not all that heavy. Nice guy. Though met'm backstage.
Speaker 1: Jones Beach was back there with Vinnie pass Story. You know,
Speaker 1: the guy from this Pranos. Yeah, I've got stories. I
Speaker 1: did some stuff. I wasn't always in the basement anyway.
Speaker 1: During the session, Aerosmith singer Stephen Tyler, a longtime admirer
Speaker 1: of Steve Martin. Imagine the distinctive sound of a banjo
Speaker 1: bringing the songs so close. He reached out to Steve Martin,
Speaker 1: who accepted the invitation and recorded his part remotely. The
Speaker 1: addition of the Steve Martin banjo gives the new version
Speaker 1: its defining final moment, a soulful ending that trades the
Speaker 1: drive of the original for grounded, textured feel, with Steve
Speaker 1: Martin standout bancho solo carrying the song to a finish.
Speaker 1: Steve revealed on Instagram, I'm playing banjo on a Stephen
Speaker 1: Tyler's song. Here's our text exchange. For no particular reason,
Speaker 1: and that is your comedy needs to say, Hey, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll see you tomorrow.