Speaker 1: Time for law and disorder.
Speaker 2: I demand a lawyer with attorney Jeff Kaufman on one
Speaker 2: O one one w j R R.
Speaker 1: We are Orlando's rock station. It's the Lynching Taco Show. Well,
Speaker 1: here they come. I'm just following you up on Facebook live,
Speaker 1: live on the air, Taco and Jeff comes strolling in.
Speaker 2: Kaufman. Did you hear me out there yelling in the
Speaker 2: hall going hey Kaufman, more on in a minute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have your.
Speaker 2: How was that when pat I even did the bathroom
Speaker 2: call where I went to the bathroom and the Hello,
Speaker 2: I felt awkward and I said, Caufman, are you in here?
Speaker 2: We're down to forty seconds?
Speaker 1: All right, You're good. You don't need headphones.
Speaker 2: You can hear us.
Speaker 1: You're there. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: So that was the weekend, dude week It was good man.
Speaker 3: I did a I spon helped sponsor Dancing for Diabetes,
Speaker 3: which is a great thing. Donna and doctor Phillips swear
Speaker 3: it's a it's a the group they do, young people dancing,
Speaker 3: working hard, you know, just trying to live normal lives.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Yeah, it was really cool.
Speaker 2: Jeff does a lot of stuff in the community, and
Speaker 2: if you think about it. This is kind of doing
Speaker 2: stuff for the community because you come in here each
Speaker 2: Monday and answer legal question.
Speaker 1: He's a partner in Kaufman and lynd is a personal
Speaker 1: injury law firm, but he entertains, you know, general legal
Speaker 1: questions as well, and we definitely appreciate you taking time
Speaker 1: out of your busy schedule to help out the listeners here.
Speaker 2: Very easy to get in touch with Jeff if you
Speaker 2: have a question, Jeff at when you need US dot
Speaker 2: Com is his direct email again, Jeff at when you
Speaker 2: need US dot Com Pound five four to six on
Speaker 2: your cell or four zero seven five hundred Jeff.
Speaker 1: So, if you're someone you know it's been injured and
Speaker 1: you think you might need legal assistance, it's a good
Speaker 1: sounding board.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the weekend, this first question, Jeff has to
Speaker 2: do with something that happened over the weekend. Sure, the
Speaker 2: Tyson fight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, well, hold on, hold on, don't I don't
Speaker 3: know if it's if it's technically a fight.
Speaker 1: The wanting to sue Netflix.
Speaker 2: No, but it's somebody it's something else. But did you
Speaker 2: watch that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But I knew, I knew about the contract beforehand. I've
Speaker 3: never seen an event you can't really call it a
Speaker 3: boxing match. You can't even call it a fight because
Speaker 3: the contract says that one person gets paid more the
Speaker 3: longer the fight goes on.
Speaker 1: So starty being rid.
Speaker 3: That's like the super Bowl being said, Hey, listen, if
Speaker 3: you score too much in the first three quarters, you
Speaker 3: get paid half of what you get paid even if
Speaker 3: you win. And that's what it was about. The fact
Speaker 3: was is that Tyson got his full purse if it
Speaker 3: lasted more rounds. And could you imagine that?
Speaker 1: How what are you? I'm supposed to slow down? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And then there were things in there that controlled the
Speaker 3: way you hit people, like uppercuts and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: And the size of the gloves. They had, length of
Speaker 2: the rounds out well, the length of the rounds and
Speaker 2: stuff like that. That's just controlling the situation. But telling
Speaker 2: a fighter he can't win in the first round, you're
Speaker 2: gonna make less money.
Speaker 1: I would this.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's basically fixed. If you think about it,
Speaker 3: you're gonna think of all the fights that go. You
Speaker 3: got to take a dive in the third. You gotta
Speaker 3: speam wheel.
Speaker 2: Did you hear what Pat saying? He wish he would
Speaker 2: have seen all this? We all nobody could watch.
Speaker 1: A lot of us just saw the spinning wheel.
Speaker 2: Streaming's tough, brutal, dude, and they have to they have
Speaker 2: to air the Netflix has to air the Christmas Day games.
Speaker 1: They've spent billions of dollars to get the rights to
Speaker 1: air the Christmas Day games. And they better get their
Speaker 1: streaming act together. That's what they do.
Speaker 3: Well, what they this is what happens a lot of times.
Speaker 3: It's like a phone line kind of the exact same time.
Speaker 3: You can get flooded and be down, and they probably
Speaker 3: they go, we're gonna do good, but we don't know
Speaker 3: we're gonna do this good. And I think, you know,
Speaker 3: hopefully they have a month to figure it out, and
Speaker 3: you know, a lot lot goes into that. So it's
Speaker 3: stupid to think that that fight wouldn't get more than
Speaker 3: they thought it would.
Speaker 1: I mean, they should have known.
Speaker 3: Hey, listen, if we have eighty million downloads at the
Speaker 3: same time, it's gonna They know their speeds, they know
Speaker 3: across this, they know what's going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it happens with our phone line when we give
Speaker 2: away big tickets. Okay, so here's the question on it.
Speaker 2: Mister Coffin invited some buddies over to watch Tyson fight
Speaker 2: them a new eighty five inch four K TV. One
Speaker 2: of my friends made a large bet that Tyson would
Speaker 2: knock out Paul in five rounds. When Tyson didn't, my
Speaker 2: friend threw a beer bottle that my TV shattered the screen.
Speaker 2: I paid seven thousand for it. What can I do? Boom?
Speaker 3: This has nothing to do with this. This guy broke
Speaker 3: something in your house. It's like anything else, you know.
Speaker 3: He basically it's like him hitting you with this car
Speaker 3: kind of. He's got to ask the guy for the money,
Speaker 3: and then the guy's gonna say no, and then he's
Speaker 3: gonna have to stool. All right, that's why it's gonna work.
Speaker 3: I mean, And you know it's more than five thousand dollars,
Speaker 3: so I mean.
Speaker 2: And in the meantime, just go to go to wall
Speaker 2: martin get one of those TVs where you can get
Speaker 2: a forty or fifty inch for like two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: You know that're watching a fifty inch after having an
Speaker 1: eighty three inches that you come on, you can't go back,
Speaker 1: Come on, go big and go home. He doesn't have
Speaker 1: to go.
Speaker 3: First off, he's got was a k Yeah, okay, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: it cost eight thousands. Well, I was just investment. We
Speaker 3: bought a lot of We bought a lot of stuff
Speaker 3: for teachers affected by the hurricane a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: And I remember going in and.
Speaker 3: Seeing like an eighty five inch television for like seven
Speaker 3: eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: And the fact is it's not eight K. But you
Speaker 4: know four K is enough. No, he's talking about eight
Speaker 4: thousand dollars eight K. I was just saying, no, no,
Speaker 4: I'm talking about the type of television. I know the difference.
Speaker 1: I got you.
Speaker 3: I mean you're talking about super You could see leaves
Speaker 3: and stuff like that perfectly. But I mean temporarily he
Speaker 3: could get himself about eight hundred bucks to gather and
Speaker 3: take care of. But I know the difference. Spinning Wheel
Speaker 3: would have looked great in eight K. I can't spending
Speaker 3: Wheel looks the saying the same in four k.
Speaker 2: R AK And you see he had his head down
Speaker 2: with but it sucks good.
Speaker 3: I mean I feel bad for it. I mean, nobody, God,
Speaker 3: you have some The question is this, So, did you
Speaker 3: always know this guy was a jerk off?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean, you know the friends I have, I know
Speaker 3: the friends that I finally wind up cutting off. I
Speaker 3: mean they were jerk offs all the whole time, but
Speaker 3: they just finally did something across that cross the line. Now,
Speaker 3: your friend, he's not going to give you the money.
Speaker 3: He's not going to buy you an eight thousand dollars
Speaker 3: television because you're his rich friend. If you haven't figured
Speaker 3: it out, your homeowner's insurance cover anything like that intentional,
Speaker 3: I don't think so well he did.
Speaker 1: The homeowner didn't do it intentionally.
Speaker 3: A friend of his committed a crime.
Speaker 2: Basically, then you have to pay your I mean you can,
Speaker 2: you can, you could test it out.
Speaker 1: I mean that. I mean you meet your deductible on
Speaker 1: a TV at that brights.
Speaker 3: I mean, what's your deductible two to five thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: And then they raise your rates forever. Now that now
Speaker 3: the cost of homeowners insurance. I mean, I wouldn't I
Speaker 3: wouldn't file anything in my policy. No, no, and they
Speaker 3: they've jacked my policy up to I.
Speaker 2: Think I have drywall issues from their storms, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do anything.
Speaker 1: I'm actually seriously considering moving to a homeless camp.
Speaker 3: I would not condominiums, are it condomnion is not a
Speaker 3: bad idea, even though you pay the HOA. But the
Speaker 3: fact is this is that homeowners insurances a lot of
Speaker 3: times maybe close to if not.
Speaker 1: More, unless it's one of the condos it's been assessed
Speaker 1: to come up to the new standards that go into
Speaker 1: effect at the first of the year, and you're assessed
Speaker 1: to an additional fee on top of everything else.
Speaker 3: What kind of a sold do you mean?
Speaker 1: Like hurricane issues because of Surfside down in South Florida,
Speaker 1: all these condos now have to meet new regulations and
Speaker 1: if they're not there, they've got to get them there.
Speaker 1: And how do you think they're gonna.
Speaker 3: Paraside Side was a different example. They knew for that
Speaker 3: are part of eight years that they had structural damage.
Speaker 2: They're they're doing it to all the different condos because okay, wait,
Speaker 2: let's get onto another one. Our neighbors have obnoxiously bright
Speaker 2: blood lights that shine all night up in our bedroom
Speaker 2: window on the second floor. We looked up code enforcement.
Speaker 2: It seems to only apply to businesses. Do we have
Speaker 2: a way to make a complaint? We ask them if
Speaker 2: they can turn them off, and they won't.
Speaker 3: Well, if you have a homeowner's association. You know, you
Speaker 3: have different issues with that, So I hope if you
Speaker 3: don't have a homeowner's association, I mean, there's quite enjoyment issues.
Speaker 3: They don't have a right to shine lights directly into
Speaker 3: your windows. I mean a lot of times at that
Speaker 3: humbug Christmas thing where they light all the lights and
Speaker 3: everything else will rash you. But if you actually have
Speaker 3: lights that are burning through your window, I mean you
Speaker 3: might have an issue. You know, you might be able
Speaker 3: to file something.
Speaker 2: Don't worry if I don't get you two yours today.
Speaker 2: If we don't get to them, we will print them
Speaker 2: up for Jeff. Any advice on how I can get
Speaker 2: a copy of a police report so I can file
Speaker 2: it for my insurance claim on my phone that was
Speaker 2: stolen at a concert. It's being a pain, So advice
Speaker 2: on how to get a copy of a police I
Speaker 2: feel a crash.
Speaker 3: Report I got I told you pretty easy, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's all line whoever took the report from you, If
Speaker 3: you got their name, if you got their card, you
Speaker 3: might be able to harass them. I mean, that's that's
Speaker 3: probably the best thing you can do. Constly go in there,
Speaker 3: constantly harass the department, you know, the squeaky wheel gets
Speaker 3: the grease, you know, something like that. But I have
Speaker 3: a feeling that's not gonna be a high priority for them.
Speaker 3: The iPhone theft of two thousand and eight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, there were a lot.
Speaker 1: I mean not two thousand and eight. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: I'm just titling it.
Speaker 2: Yeah what, Pat? We have time for one more?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 2: Speaking of squatters like you were saying, Pat living in
Speaker 2: an a homos gap, I have squatters in a house
Speaker 2: that I rent. What can I do to get them out?
Speaker 1: In fction?
Speaker 3: You got to go through the eviction process. It probably
Speaker 3: takes a little longer to get them in court and
Speaker 3: everything else like that.
Speaker 1: To talk tell you his eviction solution for something like that, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know if you're going to like it self. Eviction
Speaker 3: very rarely works. Look for the internet can actually go
Speaker 3: to jail. If you do something this, you will have
Speaker 3: the desired end effect.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you have people in your property squatting, you
Speaker 2: just call the pest company and say, hey, I need
Speaker 2: to have my house tented.
Speaker 1: I have pests termites.
Speaker 3: It's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: They are pests. No, you don't understand. They can't.
Speaker 3: Uh, these guys won't do anything if people are in
Speaker 3: the house, how would they know? How do they know
Speaker 3: when they're touching the house or somebody in the damn house?
Speaker 3: They they kill these people, You can't even they know better.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna go, Hey, we'll kill somebody. So you
Speaker 1: can get your squad familiar with Bob World Order at
Speaker 1: this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But the problem is there's somebody listening who's gonna
Speaker 3: go you know what.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a good idea. Rodents are taken care of.
Speaker 1: Coffee man, your listeners believe you.
Speaker 3: You have like minions the like Bob Bett's running around.
Speaker 1: By the way, keep the self addressed stamp envelopes coming.
Speaker 1: We're churning those Bob World Order stickers out. It's it is.
Speaker 2: Beyond grass cakes. It's beyond grassroots at this point. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just send us yourself a self address. I got elected president.
Speaker 2: They realize how scary this is. Hey, the world we
Speaker 2: live in, do you realize it's morphed from just BWO
Speaker 2: stickers into now b w O koozies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna have them out of events. Coffin. I'll
Speaker 1: get you a couple Oh yeah, take them. It always
Speaker 1: starts with the stickers, starts with a koozy.
Speaker 2: You know, he's running the world, just like when you
Speaker 2: gave us those cool fans out the out at the
Speaker 2: party of Mount Dora. Oh yeah, I'll get your coozy
Speaker 2: inspired Jeff Coffin from Coffin and Lynda. If you need
Speaker 2: an answer from him and we didn't get here this morning,
Speaker 2: you can get to him directly, how Taco Jeff at
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Speaker 2: cell or four zero seven five hundred Jeff, Jeff, have.
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