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Speaker 3: So, what I don't really don't know is like, like
Speaker 3: I know how some stuff from curling works, but I
Speaker 3: don't know a lot of it. Like I just I
Speaker 3: just always throw a bunch of fucking rocks sheep. Well,
Speaker 3: I don't like I see it. I mean We've been
Speaker 3: to the uh here bimigi for uh uh for curling,
Speaker 3: and it was pretty cool to watch. I actually do
Speaker 3: want to do some curling.
Speaker 4: Well, then you should know it's more than just throwing
Speaker 4: a couple of.
Speaker 3: I know, you just gotta like, you gotta try to
Speaker 3: line up. You gotta try. It's like shuffle board. Obviously.
Speaker 4: I bet you would eat ship.
Speaker 5: Actually a broom.
Speaker 4: So back in the old days, it was like a
Speaker 4: it was like an actual room, like you would see
Speaker 4: your ninety year old grandmother sweeping off the sidewalk with
Speaker 4: It's not huh, yeah, no, it's not.
Speaker 1: You know, I can't help but curl this cold Core's
Speaker 1: light into my mouth free ad silver bullet is Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: speaking of that, Yeah, of course we'll get in that
Speaker 1: here shortly.
Speaker 3: Let me just try to share all this stuff to
Speaker 3: multiple sites right now.
Speaker 4: Sure, I'll keep us from here.
Speaker 3: Just just go ahead and yeah, just keep going with
Speaker 3: the cold opening.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I still don't know why they call it a
Speaker 4: cold opening.
Speaker 3: Well, it's it's it's what we've always said since the
Speaker 3: beginning of time. No, I know why they're original.
Speaker 4: Well, like, what's cold about it? You would you would
Speaker 4: actually think it'd be a hot opening because you're kind
Speaker 4: of just jumping right into.
Speaker 1: Shiit what's a hot I guess what's a warm opening?
Speaker 4: Kind of like kind of like your first date off
Speaker 4: of a dating app, you're trying to feel each other out.
Speaker 4: That'd be like a lukewarm opening.
Speaker 1: So that's why you cold open is because you don't
Speaker 1: want to do that every time.
Speaker 4: But I mean you're doing the same thing. Like a
Speaker 4: cold open would just literally be like playing the theme
Speaker 4: music and getting.
Speaker 1: Put the title out there and just start.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe like a cold opening would kind of just
Speaker 4: be like really feeling it out. Like if I turn
Speaker 4: to you and be like, Hi, I'm Travis, that'd be
Speaker 4: about as cold as it gets.
Speaker 1: I feel like I suppose I I am Travis exactly. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Sam Boring.
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 3: It depends, It depends on the day.
Speaker 4: Matthew Angelica Geff, Thanks, No, So it's this is like
Speaker 4: a lukewarm opening, then, why well it's not. There's nothing
Speaker 4: cold about it. We all know each other, right, There's
Speaker 4: there's nothing cold about it.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 4: That is that is nuts though, because that probably came
Speaker 4: like cold opening probably started God knows when what I
Speaker 4: was thinking about this the other day. You know, when
Speaker 4: you watch an old movie, like an old comedy movie,
Speaker 4: and it's just like a completely different style of humor
Speaker 4: than what we're used to now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like.
Speaker 4: You with how about that airplane food? And people actually
Speaker 4: thought that was funny at one point in time, and
Speaker 4: now we make fun of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it's based on well, like vulgarity has
Speaker 1: gotten more common.
Speaker 4: What the fuck do you mean by that? That's a
Speaker 4: good one, thanks, button guys, not on it though, No,
Speaker 4: it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 3: We're off to a hot start, hopefully.
Speaker 4: When did swearing become normal?
Speaker 3: I feel World War two that way of Viking days.
Speaker 4: They were still they were still grunting at each other
Speaker 4: back Bruce, Oh poor Bruce, I love you, but no, realistically,
Speaker 4: just thinking, I don't think I ever got my mouth
Speaker 4: washed out with what lucky more than twice twice, But
Speaker 4: I didn't even get a bar of soap. My mom
Speaker 4: was a big like, here's the hand soap bottle. I
Speaker 4: got one of each, and you know what, the hand soap.
Speaker 4: I would rather chew on a bar of soap.
Speaker 3: I feel like, yeah, the soap bar wasn't bad. It
Speaker 3: was because you could.
Speaker 4: At least bite it with your teeth and it won't
Speaker 4: get on your Christmas story.
Speaker 1: Soap looked pretty good. I'll tell you that honestly didn't
Speaker 1: look that bad. Ralphie knew what he was doing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it would be funny if they actually if
Speaker 1: it's the same fudge. What did you say, got it
Speaker 1: in Cleveland?
Speaker 4: Or is it kind of just a shithole or is
Speaker 4: it kind of just the same for every generation? Like
Speaker 4: once you hit a certain age you can just start swearing.
Speaker 3: I don't know how how okay, better question, how old
Speaker 3: were you when you started swearing?
Speaker 1: Fifth grade?
Speaker 3: I feel like that I got to.
Speaker 4: I got after school detention once in third grade loser
Speaker 4: for swearing.
Speaker 1: I got attention one time in middle school for I
Speaker 1: said fuck because I dropped a touchdown in in recess football.
Speaker 3: That's that's tough.
Speaker 1: I thought it was valid.
Speaker 4: And you were putting up an MVP game, I suppose.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had hands, Yeah, hands like frying pans.
Speaker 4: God Reese's football.
Speaker 3: Yes, we are our? Is that a blacktop?
Speaker 1: We had? All we had in the South Dakota.
Speaker 3: A blacktop of South Dakota.
Speaker 4: The whole state is nothing but field. You guys couldn't
Speaker 4: find a patch of dirt to play on?
Speaker 3: No, we did not, could have go out too far,
Speaker 3: that's crazy, but yeah we played on the blacktop. My
Speaker 3: brother Mitch like hit stick me into a trailer. That
Speaker 3: fucking sucked.
Speaker 4: That reminds me of like one of the best football
Speaker 4: video games ever, Street Football Team. Oh hell yeah, Street
Speaker 4: two on the GameCube?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you kidding me.
Speaker 4: The game Cube is also probably the second best gaming
Speaker 4: console ever, behind the PlayStation two, behind the PlayStation two.
Speaker 4: What the GameCube was sick?
Speaker 1: You know what? PlayStation two has to be the best.
Speaker 1: PlayStation two and then the Xbox three sixty eras, we're
Speaker 1: pretty great. I'm not an extravate.
Speaker 3: He's still interested in the PS two.
Speaker 4: How much were you selling it for?
Speaker 3: Again? You they were gonna give you a thousand.
Speaker 4: I'll give you two grand right now?
Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up. Do you have it on you, Venmoet?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me check my wallet, pretty PlayStation two? Swell,
Speaker 1: I have I can slim?
Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't want the slim, I want the fat.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's a fat boy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean growing up, we had tell you what
Speaker 4: I got a twenty dollars bill that I can draw
Speaker 4: two more zeros on and give you two. Have you
Speaker 4: ever seen a two thousand dollars bill?
Speaker 1: No, I have.
Speaker 4: What I've been a two thousand dollars Billyeah, it's up
Speaker 4: your bunghole. Bunghole is a crazy word to.
Speaker 3: Use TV from my bloader.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't.
Speaker 3: Let's let's get it. Let's just get a show. Let's
Speaker 3: get a show.
Speaker 4: This is that that That is not what I thought
Speaker 4: you were going to say, not even close.
Speaker 6: This is doll fisting tb Yes, Maddest scroll into his phone.
Speaker 6: Scott's got on his bis this degree.
Speaker 7: Dustin keeps the show rolling on.
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Speaker 3: thanks for having me.
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Speaker 3: Let's talk about his upcoming engagement.
Speaker 4: Jesus, if we drew a line. I thought I drew
Speaker 4: that line last week. I guess not. Anyway, this lady
Speaker 4: at Circle K when I was going to pick up
Speaker 4: this pizza, there I was, and there's one checkout person,
Speaker 4: which that's a completely different.
Speaker 1: Topic if we don't have to dig that.
Speaker 3: No, but.
Speaker 4: This lady, it's one of my biggest pet peeves like
Speaker 4: read the room kind of deal. There's probably ten people
Speaker 4: in line for this one. Dude. She's sitting there buying
Speaker 4: scratchers and scratching them at the counter, having him scan
Speaker 4: the barcode. And then she won and had to do
Speaker 4: it all over and then her card declined when she
Speaker 4: was paying for that, so she's digging in her purse.
Speaker 4: And I didn't even feel bad. She was like an
Speaker 4: eighty year old woman, and I would not feel bad
Speaker 4: at all. But I'm like, you are just being a
Speaker 4: nuisance to society right now. Speaking of nuisance to society.
Speaker 3: I'm reading going through Twitter and now reading all the
Speaker 3: things right now. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: On the way on the way here, actually, on the
Speaker 4: way to Circleka to get here, we saw one of
Speaker 4: the most hated people on the planet, a bicyclist.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: And well here's the crazy part. The car that was
Speaker 4: behind me. We were in the left lane. Car behind
Speaker 4: me is in the right lane. I just hear them
Speaker 4: getting on their horns, so I look up, thinking they're
Speaker 4: honking at me, and I turned to Sam and I go,
Speaker 4: what the fuck's this person's problem? And two feet later
Speaker 4: we look to our right there's a bicycle list in
Speaker 4: the right lane, blocking traffic, like riding in the middle
Speaker 4: of the street, and there is a bike path to
Speaker 4: the right, and then there's another actual bike path on
Speaker 4: the other side.
Speaker 1: Of Yes, actually I believe it's illegal to block traffic,
Speaker 1: to drive a bicycle.
Speaker 4: No license plate, no blinkers.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they just the the city has a has
Speaker 1: built a bike path for reason for that. Yes, and
Speaker 1: this people from blocking an entire lane of traffic on
Speaker 1: the bridge.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that pissed me. Oh no, that pissed me.
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 4: I was so mad.
Speaker 3: I was kind of wondering when you said, like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: That was the that was the lottery ticket, lady.
Speaker 4: Oh I spent probably eleven minutes in that circle k
Speaker 4: for a thirty second transaction.
Speaker 1: And Travis had to stop me from bringing you a buzzball.
Speaker 3: Geffrey, Yeah, I had one of those.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we were gonna do is it ship, but we
Speaker 4: couldn't find anything at the liquor store.
Speaker 1: That wouldn't wouldn't have crossed the line. Plus also that
Speaker 1: if you're leaving lake View, that's the worst corner in
Speaker 1: the entire city. Oh yep, because the speed limit speed
Speaker 1: limits thirty five, but nobody. No one's going thirty five.
Speaker 4: Unless you're driving in front of me, you're going thirty five, okay,
Speaker 4: Or if you're that bicycle ASTs you're going uphill going seven.
Speaker 1: Sh oh. It was like that too.
Speaker 4: She was houffing and puffing.
Speaker 1: Go on. I mean she got over it, though she.
Speaker 4: Did had a reflective vestment on two, so you knew
Speaker 4: she planned to do that, which sucked.
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Speaker 3: Oh, prepare yourselves. The boys are going to talk about twinties.
Speaker 6: God a win, twins quick gone starckde win twins.
Speaker 4: Well, the twins aren't gonna win anything.
Speaker 3: Are you sure about that?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 3: Are we gonna do our uh twins predictions are? Uh?
Speaker 4: I told you they're gonna win sixty two games, sixty
Speaker 4: whatever I said it was. The over under was set
Speaker 4: at like sixty two and a half, and I took
Speaker 4: the under.
Speaker 1: Really, I don't know who said that seventy two.
Speaker 4: No, they're not capable.
Speaker 1: Joe Ryan is Joe Ryan in a contract here, gotta
Speaker 1: be they're gonna ship him off.
Speaker 3: Oh did you did you see a thing about what
Speaker 3: he said?
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 4: He was like happy to be here, and he's like,
Speaker 4: we still have a few of the original guys like Jeffers, Pablo.
Speaker 3: Jeffers such you love you love Pablo so much. When
Speaker 3: he said Pablo, any thought of you? I was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: no's Liam is welcome back? Liam.
Speaker 1: I think he's just gonna be Taylor Rogers. Glad to
Speaker 1: have underwhelming is what I think.
Speaker 3: Uh. He signed a minor league, so you probably did.
Speaker 4: I mean that should tell you enough.
Speaker 3: Did you see that? Uh? Nicholas Casiano got released for
Speaker 3: the Reds did.
Speaker 4: From the Phillies. That's actually where I saw that. I
Speaker 4: saw that he had to apologize.
Speaker 1: His hand wrote all that stuff.
Speaker 4: Dude, so many grammatical errors.
Speaker 1: Well the guy. The guy didn't go to college by
Speaker 1: the way, Yeah, I would know that didn't go to college.
Speaker 4: No, but uh I saw that, Like after he got
Speaker 4: yanked from a game in Miami, he brought a beer
Speaker 4: into the dugout and just cracked it open and sat
Speaker 4: right next to their manager and was like, hey man.
Speaker 1: He was being a piece of ship.
Speaker 3: He was being a piece of hen't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4: And that's not a good look. If you're looking to
Speaker 4: get traded. You think another team picks him up?
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, Yeah, he still has a good bath.
Speaker 4: I think the Twins will pick him up.
Speaker 1: No, yeahs got him.
Speaker 4: He's the kind of scumbag the Twins need in that club.
Speaker 3: He needs to play for the Tigers.
Speaker 1: He was drafted by the Tigers, brought up by the Tigers.
Speaker 1: He was a third baseman with the Tigers, and then
Speaker 1: the Tigers let him go. He led the league in
Speaker 1: doubles with the Tigers because their America Park is double
Speaker 1: machine insane, So then they traded him at high value.
Speaker 1: He had two really good years, got paid, and now
Speaker 1: he's kind of on the coumdown. But he's just never
Speaker 1: played defense. Like the Phillies legitimately, the Philly has had
Speaker 1: success with him because they literally just put him on
Speaker 1: the warning track and they found out that if he
Speaker 1: moves in and to his left, he catches a lot
Speaker 1: of ship.
Speaker 3: And they moved to the left. They moved him.
Speaker 1: Back and back to the as far back and right
Speaker 1: as he could be, and they let him buck and serviceable.
Speaker 4: That's like an actual.
Speaker 3: Thing, though it just reminds me of the JFK back
Speaker 3: and to the left.
Speaker 4: Sorry, but like you look at other outfielders in the
Speaker 4: league that are good.
Speaker 9: Athletes, I would just like to see.
Speaker 4: You can read the ball off the bat very well. Correct,
Speaker 4: he can move backwards and catch catch the ball going backwards.
Speaker 4: But what they did with Castians is they just put
Speaker 4: him so far back that anything hit over his head,
Speaker 4: all you have to do is turn around because you're
Speaker 4: not going to catch it any If.
Speaker 1: It was over his head, it was off the wall.
Speaker 3: They're out, no.
Speaker 1: God and whatever, don't get they just so move him
Speaker 1: to right field for twins. I mean, he would be
Speaker 1: the best all that that over that overhang could give
Speaker 1: him fits if he came to Minnesota. He's not coming
Speaker 1: to play defense now, he's a d H for sure.
Speaker 1: He aged a lot for for Billy.
Speaker 3: I can see that.
Speaker 1: Then swaggy though, he's too swaggy for we had Josh Donaldson.
Speaker 3: We talk about real.
Speaker 1: Get no, you had Korea. Correa was too swaggy for here.
Speaker 1: And look at where he ended up at the store,
Speaker 1: your store. At the end of the day, I go
Speaker 1: to the door store that you know what you've never heard?
Speaker 4: You've never heard that quote from Carlos Korea. He goes, yes,
Speaker 4: I love it here, you know. I go to the
Speaker 4: Dior store. I see something I like and I buy
Speaker 4: it at the Deort store.
Speaker 3: And it was.
Speaker 1: Because he so he had just come out of Houston.
Speaker 1: The Giants were going to sign him to the same
Speaker 1: contract value as the Twins, and then the giants saw
Speaker 1: something and said never mind. And then he goes and
Speaker 1: he conned the Twins out of all the money.
Speaker 4: Literally all of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fine, everything's fine. It's not it's just I'm
Speaker 3: just trying to be nice.
Speaker 4: It's just not going to be a good year for
Speaker 4: the Twins.
Speaker 3: Well, you're going with sixty two.
Speaker 4: They have another booboo manager.
Speaker 3: You're going sixty two, Wins. Sam's going seventy two. I'm
Speaker 3: going sixty five wins. I gotta text everybody else to
Speaker 3: figure out what they want, but I'm pretty sure it's
Speaker 3: gonna be I just think.
Speaker 1: What's crazy is the White Sox will probably be worse.
Speaker 4: Nope, I said the White Sox will finish better than Twins.
Speaker 1: I think they finished. I don't know that I do.
Speaker 1: It's such a bad organization.
Speaker 4: Do you know how many Twins games I suffered through
Speaker 4: last year?
Speaker 3: Me too.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's not achievable, but.
Speaker 4: I you know what, I I think the White Sox are.
Speaker 1: Going to be better. So who's winning the division?
Speaker 3: Tigers?
Speaker 1: I think the Tigers are Tigers. I actually think it's gonna.
Speaker 4: Go Detroitay absolutely choke it.
Speaker 1: Which could happen, because that's hey, you got you got
Speaker 1: the second The second half of last year was the worst,
Speaker 1: the worst feeling I've felt since getting swept in the
Speaker 1: World Series. That was so bad. No, the Tigers didn't
Speaker 1: make it five they.
Speaker 3: Got well, oh no, sorry, I think of the White Sox.
Speaker 1: They got swept. They got swept in fourteen, and they
Speaker 1: got swept in O six. The Cardinals swept him in
Speaker 1: O six, and then the and then they got swept
Speaker 1: by the Giants. Shout out Joey who texted me about
Speaker 1: who texted me about Verlander yesterday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's a great pick up for them
Speaker 4: because he's, yeah, not really slowing down.
Speaker 1: So Casey Mayes, who was the number one overall pick,
Speaker 1: has been disgusting. He's not very good. I don't personally
Speaker 1: like him. The guy that was most excited to watch
Speaker 1: this year, Ryse Olsen, laboram surgery, so he's fucked for
Speaker 1: the rest of his career. They say he's gonna miss
Speaker 1: a year, but I've just never seen Labram's heels.
Speaker 4: Speaking of surgeries, you see uh three hamm eye bones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's also it just Twitter is fucking wild, right,
Speaker 1: I mean it happens like you're still getting on just
Speaker 1: read it.
Speaker 3: I mean another read right now, but like it's fucking wild.
Speaker 1: Lind Or. You know what though about Lindor is he's
Speaker 1: a switch hitter, isn't he? Yes, so he'll be I mean,
Speaker 1: Hammy is not that bad. It's like six weeks and
Speaker 1: then you do four weeks of Lindor and Corbyn Carroll Corbyn,
Speaker 1: Carroll Corbyn Carroll, Uh, fantastic baseball player. Anomaly baseball player
Speaker 1: because he like just the way he swings and like
Speaker 1: the way he plays. You're just like, that's weird, but
Speaker 1: it's so good. I mean, Jeffrey getting gaslighted.
Speaker 3: It's so bad right now, I don't like it at all.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's getting bananas on Twitter for be really sports
Speaker 3: and one of our colleagues not right now anyways. Speaking
Speaker 3: of the Minnesota Twins, ten sweitz Are is gonna have
Speaker 3: his show, but his podcast is gonna be come back.
Speaker 3: He's gonna do a couple for the UH spring training
Speaker 3: and then he's gonna do I think it's every week
Speaker 3: again for for the Twins, depending how they go, which
Speaker 3: I don't blame him. We like did do a lot
Speaker 3: of them, but they start doing really shitty.
Speaker 4: So how how can you unless you're me, I can
Speaker 4: talk about how shitty they are.
Speaker 3: I know you're the greatest.
Speaker 1: So who's selling tickets for the Twins right now?
Speaker 3: Twins?
Speaker 1: Like? Who?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 1: Who's gonna go watch? Who are they gonna go watch?
Speaker 3: I mean they're free, I'll go.
Speaker 2: No, like.
Speaker 3: You you might actually know nobody, nobody, do you know?
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, maybe go watching Joe Ryan's start,
Speaker 4: But again, is that really worth it? It could be
Speaker 4: he's not winning a Sai hung that's the thing, But.
Speaker 3: Could he? No? All right, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 4: Pitches in the same division as Scoobale.
Speaker 3: Let's move on. We gotta get Yeah. The next one
Speaker 3: is the Olympics are still going on. I think we
Speaker 3: got through our first week of the Olympics already. Hard
Speaker 3: what happened? Do you want some sad music?
Speaker 4: The mixed doubles curling team lost the gold medal game
Speaker 4: to uh who are they playing?
Speaker 3: Sweets? Probably they're pretty good at ship.
Speaker 4: In Sweden it was another Scandinavian.
Speaker 3: Team, Norway, damn throw?
Speaker 4: Who was it? Dumbass? Wasn't Finland? Either way, they lost
Speaker 4: and it was heartbreaking to see they were They were
Speaker 4: from Deluge, so that it was an easy, easy team
Speaker 4: to root for. Yeah, yeah, just a bummer.
Speaker 1: Well it's a metal count right now. Norway is number
Speaker 1: one at Fortner. Well, I guess in terms of gold
Speaker 1: Norway's the number one with seven. Italy has six, the
Speaker 1: United States has four. I mean, is there some sort
Speaker 1: of home cooking here with the Italians?
Speaker 4: I was just about to ask, what's an Italian winter?
Speaker 1: Even like I just while it's right now, So I mean, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think it's cold, is it?
Speaker 1: It's semi Mediterranean as how I would say, hmm, interesting.
Speaker 4: Okay, you're not wrong.
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's snowy.
Speaker 4: I just like the Olympics because it gives me an
Speaker 4: excuse to watch sports I know nothing about and trying
Speaker 4: deep dive.
Speaker 3: Into a big apparently watch anything. Only think I've been
Speaker 3: able to watch, like the skiing and like the last
Speaker 3: like seeing.
Speaker 4: I don't like, I don't I don't love the snowboarding
Speaker 4: ship and.
Speaker 1: Like the I'm not a Winter Olympics guy.
Speaker 4: No, give me the Summer Olympics over the winter.
Speaker 3: You see that flag football is coming next from the
Speaker 3: Summer Olympics.
Speaker 4: I don't want to watch a bunch of nflers go
Speaker 4: tear their a c l overseas well.
Speaker 3: I don't think they're gonna be NFL maybe old.
Speaker 1: But see that's the thing. Is just reminds me of
Speaker 1: the Pro Bowl and how dumb the NFL has got.
Speaker 4: But like, let's let's.
Speaker 3: Think say anything like any like NHL player that plays
Speaker 3: for Olympics.
Speaker 4: For hockey that's so different not really still get hurt
Speaker 4: they sure can, but there's something different. They're playing the
Speaker 4: sport that they do professionally, NBA, they are playing the
Speaker 4: sport that they do professionally, and and the flight football
Speaker 4: is just not even a real sport.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's something about it's not it's.
Speaker 4: Not a sport.
Speaker 3: It's going to be.
Speaker 1: It's it's a dumb one, full contact football.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're right, I want that too.
Speaker 4: Well, then why are you telling me that that's a
Speaker 4: stupid hot take?
Speaker 3: But it's it can also be a sport too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could go dice up some scrubs in the
Speaker 4: in the middle of a field too. Let's not forget
Speaker 4: what I did.
Speaker 1: I mean, you want to watch you want to watch
Speaker 1: the Latvians play flag football?
Speaker 3: No, yeah, they're gonna kill they, We're gonna torch them. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Why is that fun? American football?
Speaker 1: We invented it.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, in the northern part of Minnesota.
Speaker 4: Everyone else is going to be out there trying to
Speaker 4: play rugby without contact.
Speaker 1: It's just baseball is in the Olympics.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 4: Flag football just seems a little communist to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like all of the Pro Bowl stuff
Speaker 1: is it's like Pro Bowls. It's like, like the MLB
Speaker 1: should go back to the All Star Game meaning something.
Speaker 1: It should mean home field advantage. It should really should
Speaker 1: because is like has it? Has it always been? They
Speaker 1: go two games back and forth and in game seven
Speaker 1: it's always been like that.
Speaker 4: Okay, but uh, I got really into the luge today.
Speaker 9: That was fun.
Speaker 1: Bob setting sick.
Speaker 4: I mean, I literally, I just I was trying to
Speaker 4: watch the snowboarding one, like where they just go off
Speaker 4: the big jump, you know, yep, and it's like they
Speaker 4: again are just making words up.
Speaker 1: Well, we all only cared because of.
Speaker 4: Sean White yep, correct, and now there's no one like that,
Speaker 4: so it doesn't even matter until someone starts absolutely dominating
Speaker 4: it then people can care again. Yeah yeah, but I
Speaker 4: just think.
Speaker 1: I mean, have you heard about uh, I don't even
Speaker 1: know what the sports called, but it's the ski jump
Speaker 1: where they like fly really far.
Speaker 4: Eddie, Well that's not what it's called, but that's what
Speaker 4: he did, Like the Hugh Jackman's in the movie with
Speaker 4: Tarr Tarran Edgarton.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, they go off a steep hill and
Speaker 1: then they fly with skis. All right, well these guys, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like the high jump for skiing, whatever it's called. These
Speaker 1: guys have been injecting acid in their penises. I did
Speaker 1: here to enlarge them so that they get extra centimeters
Speaker 1: quote unquote unquote centimeters in their package, so that they
Speaker 1: get extra surface area on their suit.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 4: And apparently it can add like six ft the lift
Speaker 4: you get.
Speaker 1: It's like a crazy amount. Like it's the dumbest thing.
Speaker 4: With no major health effects. So if you wanted to, oh, well,
Speaker 4: I'm just letting people a website.
Speaker 1: No, I know a guy joined ski jumping.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we quit wednesday. We quit wednesday bowling to uh
Speaker 4: to pursue our ski jumping. You didn't have to say that, Sam.
Speaker 1: I mean, that was big news for the Olympics.
Speaker 4: It was and completely legal up until now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I suppose they've been getting away with it for
Speaker 1: a while. No, but like, could you imagine being the
Speaker 1: guy to call that out whistle blower? Like, hey, uh, can.
Speaker 4: You imagine some guy from last Olympics right there, they're
Speaker 4: in the locker room shower probably it was, and he
Speaker 4: just looks down at a guy and goes, he goes,
Speaker 4: no way, no, that was you're doing something. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: think I would remember that.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: I don't know how they did find that out.
Speaker 3: Though, you're gonna do some investigation, some investigation.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna hop on a flight, don't really and sniff
Speaker 4: my way into a Locke.
Speaker 1: Hello, just don't use, don't use, AI had figured.
Speaker 4: Yeah, such a direct shot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, little, Yeah, that's fine, that's it. We're having a
Speaker 3: good time. Fine, it's fine.
Speaker 4: Anyway. Olympics, scho U s A next one. Let's get
Speaker 4: into a n.
Speaker 3: D s U football So they are ind the Mountain West.
Speaker 3: There was talk that they were gonna have uh stop,
Speaker 3: go to State Montana Montana State and then uh some
Speaker 3: there's another team in there.
Speaker 1: But maybe you and he has been good recently.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like like back in the day, how st
Speaker 3: S and nd SU had to come up to the
Speaker 3: f C at yes, yes, yes, uh it was a
Speaker 3: packaged deal to bring them both up. That was back
Speaker 3: in five oh six, I think because I remember that story.
Speaker 3: But yeah, now now NSU going its own way. Obviously,
Speaker 3: you can't fund the whole fucking thing to move. I mean,
Speaker 3: the basketball basketball team has really good. They're in the
Speaker 3: really good Summit League. It's always pretty solid for.
Speaker 1: Basketball baseball's had a lot of success recently and some
Speaker 1: too where Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: Summit League's bad for college baseball.
Speaker 1: Though, yeah, but I mean like, but I mean got
Speaker 1: to give it to the Bison. They went down and
Speaker 1: they took l s U to eight innings. Like Jay
Speaker 1: Johnson even said it himself, like the Bison came down,
Speaker 1: they were beating his ass and he had to come back.
Speaker 1: Recently they've been really good and then they've just been
Speaker 1: getting gutted. You know what transfer portal.
Speaker 4: As a huge NDSU Bison fan.
Speaker 3: My long time, longtime fan, a long, long time lifelong.
Speaker 4: I I don't know how they're gonna do. I I
Speaker 4: can't see into the future. I don't have the crystal ball,
Speaker 4: But my god, do I hope that they have like
Speaker 4: the most mediocre, like one game above five hundred season.
Speaker 4: We'd be such a reality check for those scumbag Bison fans.
Speaker 1: They're in the conference with with the troops. They got
Speaker 1: air force there.
Speaker 4: Some of the troops they ain't beat in the academy.
Speaker 1: The troops run the triple option.
Speaker 4: Yea, they haven't seen that.
Speaker 1: And it's not it's I hate to be that guy,
Speaker 1: but it's not the FCS triple option correct and then
Speaker 1: they got my Cowboys go pokeso.
Speaker 3: Oklahoma State.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not bought it on that. I love the
Speaker 1: why Iming Cowboys. My uncle went there, so it's not
Speaker 1: just Josh Allen sick Jerseys. Yeah, I was War Memorial.
Speaker 1: I've been on the middle of that field, Warmorial Stadium.
Speaker 4: No. I just really hope that they don't compete for
Speaker 4: anything that's tough.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: No, I hate nd s U. I hate their fans,
Speaker 4: and they've been sitting They've been sitting here on that
Speaker 4: fucking high horse for so long, and it's time to
Speaker 4: get get back down to reality. Like, I can't wait
Speaker 4: to watch them go get waxed.
Speaker 1: By states there beating this.
Speaker 4: Random team and then be like, you guys didn't beat
Speaker 4: my Gophers this year.
Speaker 3: Get hell.
Speaker 1: The Rainbow Warriors are in there.
Speaker 3: They're not really good though.
Speaker 1: There they were good this year. They were really good.
Speaker 1: They beat cal cow Is not that good, but.
Speaker 3: Gophers barely beat So that tells you something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nd SU Air Force bois State, Colorado State.
Speaker 4: Your Rams. I've actually been a lifelong fan the Colorado
Speaker 4: State Rams. I have multiple hats.
Speaker 1: Which is crazy of you because I'm a Wyoming guy.
Speaker 1: The Border war Hawaii Rainbow Warriors, Nevada Wolfpack, New Mexico,
Speaker 1: the Lobos, San Diego State, San Jose State, UNLV, Utah
Speaker 1: State in Wyoming, and then they just this starting this
Speaker 1: year they added UTEP, who's pretty good.
Speaker 4: How mad do you think these other teams are? They
Speaker 4: got to travel to fucking far.
Speaker 3: At least you're in a dome.
Speaker 1: We I mean, I guess I bet your people. I
Speaker 1: bet you. The UNLV guys have never heard of Fargo,
Speaker 1: North Dakota, never have Northern Illinois and NDSU.
Speaker 4: Or I think you think anyone on that Rainbow Warriors.
Speaker 3: God, Scott, Scott's just chined in random squirrel interjection. Congratsuate
Speaker 3: Hiving Boys Hockey on getting number one seed over Hermantown
Speaker 3: for Section playoffs.
Speaker 1: Jackets go Blue jack Blue Jackets, got a hell of
Speaker 1: a squad again. And chishm Chism Hiving Chism.
Speaker 4: They are good. They are good. They've been ranked like
Speaker 4: either one or two all year. They're good.
Speaker 3: Graduations the girls here in Bimigi for advancing to the
Speaker 3: state as well too. So anyways, uh shout.
Speaker 1: That Sandford basketball thing.
Speaker 3: Too, that was so I really was going to go
Speaker 3: to that tomorrow night, but I got other plans happening
Speaker 3: tomorrow night. No, not neither of that's happening.
Speaker 4: Comfy chair, co chair.
Speaker 3: I got a chair. I got a chair. It is decided. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I've not going to that. I was. I really wanted to.
Speaker 3: Ryan asked me, and I was like, I'll do be
Speaker 3: really sweet to go do some announcing for uh for them.
Speaker 3: But I got too much. I got that ship going
Speaker 3: on to Plus, I'm coming back from Brainer tomorrow and
Speaker 3: still working and I don't nothing. I'm gonna be too tired. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Into the Super Sorry, Big Game recap. Big Game, Big
Speaker 4: Game recap. It was one of the most boring football games.
Speaker 3: I was over at Scott's house. Didn't really watch a
Speaker 3: lot of it. I was more on my phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was awful.
Speaker 4: That's the consensus about even even the Super Bowl commercials
Speaker 4: were it was all just AI.
Speaker 3: A lot of it was a lot of AI and
Speaker 3: crypto AI is going to be.
Speaker 4: Like I think I only saw like two or three
Speaker 4: beer commercials.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sucked was the first one.
Speaker 3: I won.
Speaker 1: Budweiser did one, Budweiser and bud Light and.
Speaker 3: Bus had three.
Speaker 1: Of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Wow, not a whole lot of car commercials. There wasn't.
Speaker 4: There wasn't a Ford, GMC or Chevy commercial.
Speaker 9: There was two Lays Lays won It Lays one.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Matt Matt on his Matt on his phone.
Speaker 3: I'd be more shocking if he wasn't on his phone.
Speaker 1: That's true, just like Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: No, it's not bringing that up.
Speaker 4: We're bringing it up.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: By the way, you didn't compliment me or Sam on
Speaker 4: our haircuts.
Speaker 3: You have the haircuts. Well you're both you're wearing hats,
Speaker 3: so it's kind of hard to know and whip it off.
Speaker 3: Let's see it.
Speaker 1: Well, I only cut off seven inches of hair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just went for a trim.
Speaker 3: So I love it the hair wave.
Speaker 4: I just went for a trim, Like I said.
Speaker 3: See that a boy, Sam, you got that stuff of Roland.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it was. It's actually incredibly cold right now, oh,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 4: I only cut off an inch and a half, And
Speaker 4: I was like, God, this, I feel naked.
Speaker 3: You should should grow a beard or just kid. Maybe
Speaker 3: you do have the good stashes rolling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been looking all right lately.
Speaker 3: Keep it going. Yeah, yeah, I try to music's fine.
Speaker 1: Travis is rocking to go tat right now.
Speaker 4: I I fucked up shaving my neck yesterday. I was like, so,
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, we're just gonna We're just gonna
Speaker 4: do this.
Speaker 3: That's happened where I went too far. I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: we're gonna blend out then.
Speaker 4: Nothing worse, nothing worse, you know how carefully I have
Speaker 4: to trim my mustache in order to not fuck that
Speaker 4: up because that is my entire.
Speaker 1: Look it, last time you didn't have a mustache.
Speaker 4: August two years ago. I'm not kidding you for a
Speaker 4: job interview. I shaved it off.
Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah you did.
Speaker 4: That is the last time. I hate that. I knew
Speaker 4: that off the top of my head.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: Anyways, you used to shave it off in college, right
Speaker 1: because I.
Speaker 4: Couldn't like actually grow one. And it was it was
Speaker 4: the definition of just a ship stash. And now it's
Speaker 4: like just.
Speaker 1: A ship stashes are so in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's so in. I've been ahead of the game.
Speaker 1: You just look around TikTok and nothing nothing. People have
Speaker 1: ship stashes all the time.
Speaker 4: Now, Yeah, it's vibe. But a Super Bowl kind of sucked.
Speaker 4: My Seahawks did win.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the underhit which was insane. Oh my god, that
Speaker 1: was all went over Yeah, yeah everybody because it was
Speaker 1: what forty six and we were like hammer that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the number two offense Yeah, like.
Speaker 3: Snoresville.
Speaker 4: It was just a terrible football game. And I am
Speaker 4: I am very upset with the NFL.
Speaker 3: What else is now.
Speaker 4: There? The Seahawks kicker should have won MVP. I thought
Speaker 4: that Scott he single handedly outscored the other team. Yes,
Speaker 4: and everyone's like, well, how did they get there? Blah
Speaker 4: blah blah. Still had to make the kicks.
Speaker 3: Scott says the same thing at his house, like on
Speaker 3: the app, on the NFL app, it did not have
Speaker 3: like for a Super Bowl, like who do you think
Speaker 3: is going to be a Super MVP? And it should
Speaker 3: have been the kicker.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it should have been. Kenneth Walker probably
Speaker 4: deserved it too.
Speaker 3: I guess over one hundred yards, I think yeah. But
Speaker 3: Scott said, just wait till your kids. Wait. They have
Speaker 3: kids in they're eight and twelve, and and you had
Speaker 3: never had a clean, clean face, like shaving babyface. H
Speaker 3: Kennedy has yet to ever see him with the clean
Speaker 3: shave I showed. She was like, don't ever do that.
Speaker 1: All right, I've known my dad.
Speaker 4: I don't think anyone will ever see me with a
Speaker 4: cleanly shaven face ever again. I look like I'm twelve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've known my dad for twenty six years. I've
Speaker 1: never seen him without a mustache.
Speaker 4: Seeing crazy because I've known my dad for twenty seven
Speaker 4: years and I have only seen him with a beard
Speaker 4: every dear season.
Speaker 1: Oh I've actually I've known Tim now for three years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's always cleanly shaven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, good for him.
Speaker 4: That's just way more effort than I'm willing to put forth.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the salesman in him, though, old school sales.
Speaker 3: Old school.
Speaker 4: You're right, You're right, you're right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would never catch an old school salesman like
Speaker 1: you think like they'd be a beard. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: No one's gonna buy anything from you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're gonna be like, who's this guy they just
Speaker 4: hired off the streep.
Speaker 3: I mean that's what I I do, just fine with
Speaker 3: doing my stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could probably do though, you could probably do better.
Speaker 1: I mean we're clean. You should see it. Bowling old
Speaker 1: heads that just grab a random shirt out of their dress.
Speaker 1: The shirt come in the shirt.
Speaker 3: Hold on, we'll get into that here in a second. Geez, Okay,
Speaker 3: let's get into it now. Okay, this is not nom
Speaker 3: this is bowling, all right. So our bowling update for
Speaker 3: the Silver Bullet session.
Speaker 4: For those of you that don't know, we're in a
Speaker 4: bowling league every Wednesday. It's a thirty week league and
Speaker 4: we take it very seriously.
Speaker 3: Well pretty s being the ski jumping league, right.
Speaker 4: We did just recently retire after last week retirement tour. Anyway,
Speaker 4: Sam go on about this shirt and what the shirt said,
Speaker 4: going off of like old guys literally will just take
Speaker 4: a shirt out of their closet or draw whatever. It's
Speaker 4: not even a shirt. You should hang up. It wasn't
Speaker 4: a polo. It was a key shirt.
Speaker 1: And definitely a dress her shirt yep.
Speaker 4: And they tuck it in with jeans, yep. They tuck
Speaker 4: it in, no belt. They tuck it in, no belt.
Speaker 1: It was like an O D green with yellow lettering
Speaker 1: that said wouldn't you like to know?
Speaker 9: And some like some some weird symbol, weird symbol.
Speaker 4: But it just said wouldn't you like to know? And
Speaker 4: he had the audacity to tuck that shirt into his
Speaker 4: jeans with no belt.
Speaker 1: No, he had a belt, did he He had a belt?
Speaker 4: That might make it worse.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was gonna say navy jeans and an O
Speaker 1: D green shirt.
Speaker 4: Crazy, but uh, it's crazy. The style.
Speaker 1: You just can't take any shirt and tuck it in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got a match, right, Yeah, there's shirts you tuck
Speaker 1: in and with your shirts that you can't.
Speaker 4: The thing I think of is a shirt with a collar,
Speaker 4: you tuck that in. Yep, a shirt without a collar.
Speaker 4: In other words, a fucking T shirt. The only exception
Speaker 4: you get is if you're wearing suspenders with those jeans,
Speaker 4: then you can tuck in your T shirt.
Speaker 3: Brilliant.
Speaker 4: And if you're also wearing suspenders, fuck fuck you. Why
Speaker 4: there's a guy at bowler wearing suspenders.
Speaker 1: He was bowling in we don't know, we don't know.
Speaker 1: We don't name dam in suspenders.
Speaker 3: But no.
Speaker 4: The bowling update was it was fucking awful.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 4: We lit the world on fire last week, beat the
Speaker 4: living breaks off a team and we're in second place
Speaker 4: and we are seven points behind the first place team,
Speaker 4: which is so manageable to catch up within a week.
Speaker 4: And yeah, I have the yips.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 4: I have the game two yips.
Speaker 3: Are bowling out of your mind in the first game,
Speaker 3: and then got.
Speaker 4: Even out of my mind. I bowled like a one
Speaker 4: fifty two the first game, which is well below my average,
Speaker 4: and then I bowled like a fucking like a one
Speaker 4: twenty four game two, and I was just happy to
Speaker 4: break one hundred. Then came back strong with the one
Speaker 4: eighty two and still lost.
Speaker 1: Injuries.
Speaker 4: I think about it every time my elbow hurts. I'm like,
Speaker 4: can you imagine how good of a bowler I could
Speaker 4: be if I didn't tear my a c L.
Speaker 1: I mean, I had my in I could have I
Speaker 1: could have beat my guy Game one and knee locked
Speaker 1: up mid throw, threw it in the gutter and I
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 3: Did you get PTSD?
Speaker 1: No, it just fucking hurt.
Speaker 4: I almost I almost committed an over the line follower.
Speaker 1: Because you're one of those sliding guys.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I'm an a and I stuck.
Speaker 1: It's probably than me you slide.
Speaker 4: I stuck on the sticky spot and it's on my
Speaker 4: surgically repaired knee.
Speaker 1: What happened your artificial al and you probably have an
Speaker 1: ai ne.
Speaker 4: Kinda yeah, I mean kinda, but stuck turned on it
Speaker 4: and I had to look down at my feet because like,
Speaker 4: I've never committed an over the line foul, and that
Speaker 4: would have been the most embarrassing thing. And I know
Speaker 4: they were the type of team they were playing. That
Speaker 4: would be like he went over the line from the
Speaker 4: back table. No, no, I just remember I came back
Speaker 4: and I'm like, nope, check my feet, did not commit
Speaker 4: a foul. Those those guys, some of those old heads
Speaker 4: take it way too seriously, to the point where sometimes
Speaker 4: some of them take it so seriously it actually will
Speaker 4: piss me off to the point I will then take
Speaker 4: it seriously and start yelling.
Speaker 3: And ship Scott asked, who is the bowler on the
Speaker 3: team that just rostered for their high high for their
Speaker 3: high handicap. Let me read that, who's the bowler on
Speaker 3: the team just rostered for their high handicap.
Speaker 4: That's that's our new that's our that's our new body
Speaker 4: that we have. He has like a ninety handicap or someone.
Speaker 4: But he still loses, which is okay because he's there
Speaker 4: for fun. He gets us a lot of points.
Speaker 3: Actually, good for him.
Speaker 4: He does. But he's a good time yeah, you know,
Speaker 4: not a good bowler. He but he tries and he
Speaker 4: doesn't bring the team down. Great guy, like I'll bring
Speaker 4: the team down.
Speaker 3: He's a great clubhouse guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, yeah, well, I mean like if he I
Speaker 1: guess he doesn't very often get blown out by.
Speaker 4: No, he's always pretty close.
Speaker 1: It's like a blowout for him is like fifty pins,
Speaker 1: which actually doesn't hurt us as much because he gets
Speaker 1: so many pins.
Speaker 4: Compared to when I get waxed by fifty pins like
Speaker 4: I did last night.
Speaker 1: Travis gets waxed by fifty seven pins.
Speaker 4: It's that one hurts.
Speaker 3: Travis gets waxed.
Speaker 4: Okay, you can't write that down for a show title.
Speaker 4: That is so out of context. We find out you're
Speaker 4: gonna have to put in bowling in parentheses. Good God anyway,
Speaker 4: bold like ship yesterday. Can't wait to get back on
Speaker 4: the lanes next week. Good I might go this weekend
Speaker 4: for something to do.
Speaker 1: It's gonna suck when it ends.
Speaker 4: Actually, what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're
Speaker 4: not playing softball this year.
Speaker 1: I'm not playing baseball or softball, and you're not good
Speaker 1: enough at bags to join a league. Never do that.
Speaker 1: I'm also not a darts guy.
Speaker 3: Seasons anyway, that's fun.
Speaker 4: We can start smoking cigarettes.
Speaker 3: Watching Captain Kangaroo.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, look, I need to find those lucy breakers.
Speaker 3: Bakers. Yeah, elaborate.
Speaker 1: It's like, have you ever had have you ever had
Speaker 1: a camel crush?
Speaker 3: They?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think there are they a barstool company.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I think that barstool guys just
Speaker 1: like them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know either. Let's move on because I'm
Speaker 4: getting into a sour mood.
Speaker 3: Now, okay, this is one of the golf No.
Speaker 4: I do that enough. I'm not good enough to keep
Speaker 4: paying for golf. That is the craziest thing about it.
Speaker 4: That is the craziest thing about golf. You pay to
Speaker 4: suck at something. Yeah, Like, even if you're good at it,
Speaker 4: it's still the most frustrating planet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, scratch golfers that throw their clubs. Yes,
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 3: Uh. This is the probably the Travis's favorite part. It's
Speaker 3: the public transaction.
Speaker 4: The public transaction on VENMO. So for those of you
Speaker 4: that don't know, this is one of our segments on
Speaker 4: the Silver Bullet sessions where me and Sam look at
Speaker 4: our VENMO timelines to look at people who are making
Speaker 4: public transactions to where anyone can see what you're paying
Speaker 4: someone for, and you shouldn't do it because of us,
Speaker 4: because it is crazy, the amount of things people will
Speaker 4: pay for and put something stupid for the reason they're
Speaker 4: paying it. Like Matt, you still have to vendmo me.
Speaker 4: By the way, how much I don't know fifteen bucks?
Speaker 4: So people will put like for example, And we don't
Speaker 4: name dropping this segment either, No, we don't. Someone woman
Speaker 4: to woman here paid someone. I can't see how much.
Speaker 4: But eight hours ago, said Perrogi's with a heart. Why
Speaker 4: why do we all have to know you paid them?
Speaker 4: That make it private? There is a private option for
Speaker 4: a reason, Sam, what do you got?
Speaker 1: Uh? This one? Just because of how crazy it was?
Speaker 1: It's still from it's from last week. But clutch for
Speaker 1: the kitty, Yeah, it is crazy.
Speaker 4: Clutch for the kitty, or like this person, birthday coffee?
Speaker 4: Love you. You can still say that privately, they'll still
Speaker 4: get that money. But you want people to see that
Speaker 4: you're paying someone for that birthday coffee. You want people
Speaker 4: to know that you're trying to be a good person,
Speaker 4: but little do you know, kind of being a scumbag
Speaker 4: about it? Yep, I am glad all the TikTok shop
Speaker 4: because I can pay, I can pay through venmo on that.
Speaker 9: There's quite a bit and mob updates a.
Speaker 4: Lot of Wi Fi slash water softener. Thanks, like, what
Speaker 4: do we what are we doing? Oh my god, speak
Speaker 4: of the devil. We have a wedding DJ deposit again.
Speaker 4: That is fiance to fiance.
Speaker 9: Popstroke and now we all know popstroke, pop Stroke.
Speaker 4: I've been to Popstroke before. That's Tiger Woods as mini
Speaker 4: golf course.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know what that was.
Speaker 4: I've been there in Florida. It's actually it's actually Florida.
Speaker 4: I'm going back.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: It's cool if they have a QR code on every
Speaker 4: hole and you can put in your order, like your
Speaker 4: drink order, and they just bring it to that hole
Speaker 4: so you get logged up pretty quick. But uh, oh
Speaker 4: my god, some of these.
Speaker 1: Are just so too fucking drunk.
Speaker 3: F u k n yeah, Scott Scott said, how how
Speaker 3: do we feel about the new trend of venmo ing
Speaker 3: bachelor slash batcher at drink money? Fuck that?
Speaker 4: Like, if you if you weren't invited, listen, even if
Speaker 4: your friends, if you weren't invited, why are you paying them?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like if you were if you were invited but
Speaker 1: you couldn't go, right, give them like fifty bucks for
Speaker 1: what you would have spent whatever for the drinks you
Speaker 1: would have bought.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's fine and dandy, but again, it doesn't
Speaker 4: have to be public.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, the people that go around with like the
Speaker 1: Venmo name at on their like car that they're driving,
Speaker 1: crazy the newlywed thing.
Speaker 4: You know what pisses me off even more when a
Speaker 4: friend at a bachelor ratt party it's never the bachelor party,
Speaker 4: it's always the bachelorette party goes Venmo for the bride's
Speaker 4: drinks Tonight's and plugs their own Venmo account, not the
Speaker 4: bride's but their own.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I'm gonna give you twenty dollars because
Speaker 4: I think you're gonna buy her a drink tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, miss me with that.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I It's the same thing with Instagram birthday story
Speaker 4: kind of deal, you know, like people repost them all
Speaker 4: the time, like it Sorry, it's like we we know
Speaker 4: you obviously have friends, and if we don't know you
Speaker 4: obviously have friends, probably don't care, but like we don't
Speaker 4: need to see that you are paying people for things
Speaker 4: and then putting dead on arrival for the reason you're paying.
Speaker 1: Here's one bus driver, move that bus exactly.
Speaker 4: You weren't on Home Improvement Extreme Homemakeover. Sorry, this is what.
Speaker 1: Happens tips had frost tips about that twice?
Speaker 3: Did you really twice?
Speaker 4: You didn't know that?
Speaker 3: I didn't know that, dude.
Speaker 1: You know what, here's one for playing mermaids. Yeah, public transaction.
Speaker 3: That was me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was drunk. No, I was. We were in Arizona.
Speaker 3: What you're playing mermaids for?
Speaker 4: See frosted Tips. You didn't even answer the question Frosted Tips.
Speaker 4: What a time that was?
Speaker 3: Answer the question? What what mermaids were you playing?
Speaker 4: Well, it was one of our best friend's wives that
Speaker 4: I was ven mowing. So it was a fun joke
Speaker 4: because we were in Arizona, sitting by a pool and
Speaker 4: she wanted money for food.
Speaker 3: Okay, so this whole segment about you, you.
Speaker 4: Know what, We all have lapses, man, We all have
Speaker 4: mental lapses at times. And was I under the influence
Speaker 4: of something?
Speaker 3: Sure, anybody could be here too.
Speaker 4: Here's one for no, you're not You're not ven moowing someone.
Speaker 1: Alien at a ransom at noon.
Speaker 4: On a Thursday under the influence.
Speaker 3: Could it's your function alcoholic?
Speaker 4: Well, anyway, let's move on now that I somehow got
Speaker 4: roped into us. Fine, well, no, that's bullshit, that's bullshit.
Speaker 3: Uh, let's go take a quick break. But when we
Speaker 3: come back, we're going to do Carl all right, misconnections.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do our draft. What else we have planned?
Speaker 4: Oh, hang on a second one, now, Sam got got one.
Speaker 4: He didn't do it himself, says but says the lord's
Speaker 4: work in parentheses, gambling and drinking.
Speaker 1: I cannot, yeah, see control when other people publicly transact me.
Speaker 4: No, that's just the September utilities. Thanks, I need it
Speaker 4: on September.
Speaker 3: Late.
Speaker 4: L you have so many wedding flights hard eyes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, wow, this is getting fucking deep.
Speaker 4: Geez. Anyways, he's good. Well, that's a good one. That's
Speaker 4: a good one. Anyway, let's go to bread.
Speaker 3: All right, So Wenna, come back. We're gonna do misconnections,
Speaker 3: our draft, anything else you can think of.
Speaker 4: I have one weird of the news.
Speaker 3: Okay, that works for me, to news of the news
Speaker 3: of the weird. All right, be back in a few minutes.
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Speaker 3: Welcome back to Beerbally Sports. We're a week two to
Speaker 3: be SADI Pro Sportstock Finance mag Jeffrey. Along to my left.
Speaker 4: Is Travis Stuff goes and on the.
Speaker 3: Very far end as a man who's not here because
Speaker 3: he's destroying my bathroom. It is.
Speaker 4: There's nothing worse than a bar ship, But my god,
Speaker 4: does a Matthew Geffrey household ship have to be close?
Speaker 3: He walked out here, all right? Well you later, yea.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I got some news of the weird.
Speaker 3: I haven't find the news of the weird button for you,
Speaker 3: since I've added a few new buttons. I don't know
Speaker 3: where everything's at right now, kind of mixed up in yeah,
Speaker 3: fun ship. Yeah, let me find it real quick, dude,
Speaker 3: the hell is that there? It is?
Speaker 4: Anyway? This one comes to you from New Zealand. A
Speaker 4: serial underwear thief at New Zealand school identified as a
Speaker 4: cat Jesus So, a serial thief who has been stealing
Speaker 4: items including towels, shoes, and underwear from a New Zealand
Speaker 4: school for over a year, was finally caught on camera
Speaker 4: and identified as a literal cat burglar.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 4: I don't know what I don't even know what to
Speaker 4: say about that one. But uh, that's why you can't
Speaker 4: trust cats. That's why I don't cuss cussed traps, trust cats.
Speaker 4: Welcome back, Sam, Thanks, How was it everything come out?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got irregular needed to happen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're back to even now. It is what you're saying, Paul.
Speaker 3: Strike, put an out, pouch in and just everything back
Speaker 3: to full striketh.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then this one, actually I saw on Facebook today.
Speaker 4: So couple arrested after pickleball brawl involving more than twenty people.
Speaker 4: Authorities said Jesus So, a Florida couple was arrested after
Speaker 4: the two were allegedly involved in a fight over pickleball
Speaker 4: that included about twenty people in Vlusha County. They are
Speaker 4: sixty three and fifty one years older, respectively, and said
Speaker 4: the fight happened Sunday at the Spruce Creek country Club.
Speaker 4: They even put their mugshots on there.
Speaker 1: Look at that.
Speaker 4: They look like, yeah, the dude looks like he means
Speaker 4: business too, Like he's wearing the one glove on his
Speaker 4: paddle hand.
Speaker 3: Oh, he's the he's the guy who's like.
Speaker 4: Yeah twenty the the guy faces charges of aggravated battery
Speaker 4: causing bodily harm and two counts of battery on a
Speaker 4: person sixty five or older jow. And then the wife
Speaker 4: is charged with battery on a person sixty five year
Speaker 4: older as well. The couple is now out on bond. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 4: that is that is crazy crazy work. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Missing pet snow found another neighbor's compost fifteen months later.
Speaker 4: A pet snake that escaped from its owner's home in
Speaker 4: England was found fifteen months later, living comfortably under a
Speaker 4: neighbor's compost heap.
Speaker 1: Full of fish and chips.
Speaker 4: The man said, is his pet milk snake escaped from
Speaker 4: his reptile His pet milk snake. That's what kind of
Speaker 4: snake it was.
Speaker 3: Was a milk snake.
Speaker 4: Escaped from his reptile room in Donnington, Lincolnshire. Yeah, checks out.
Speaker 4: This guy a reptile room. And he was shocked to
Speaker 4: see photos of the serpent on social media. Fifteen months later,
Speaker 4: Oh my gout. So they posted on Facebook and said,
Speaker 4: is anyone missing a pet snake? We have found this
Speaker 4: under our compost heap in Donnington? What is a compost heap?
Speaker 4: Is that just a ship pile?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I know what, I know what compost is, but a
Speaker 4: heap of it.
Speaker 3: I feels like you're grass and leaves and all the shit.
Speaker 3: It's like in a pile. No, no, no.
Speaker 4: And then the man told BBC the News, the news
Speaker 4: that was reporting this, BBC checks out. There was a
Speaker 4: little inkling in my head. I was like, that's exactly
Speaker 4: the same snake that went missing a year ago. And
Speaker 4: then when I got there, I was like, yeah, that's
Speaker 4: my snake. The markings and deforming on its tail, which
Speaker 4: I knew was my snake right away, and uh snake
Speaker 4: appears to be in good health. For those of you
Speaker 4: that were wondering and had likely found plenty of food
Speaker 4: in its neighbor's garden.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 4: It's heartwarming. There's hope out there for if anyone does
Speaker 4: lose an animal, any reptile. It's nice that it has
Speaker 4: survived and has come back to its proper home. That's
Speaker 4: the news of the weird that that is. I didn't
Speaker 4: like reading that one. I didn't Matt, what are you
Speaker 4: gotten next?
Speaker 3: Next? We are going to do we're miss connections about that.
Speaker 3: I don't have a lot of them, but I did
Speaker 3: a few of them.
Speaker 4: So it's the most frustrating part of the show.
Speaker 5: Frustrating not even listening.
Speaker 3: To Matt Reid.
Speaker 4: The ship people will actually put on redda is mind
Speaker 4: is all right?
Speaker 3: First one, thanks for stopping on the old intro for it. Guys,
Speaker 3: appreciate it. Sorry, No, I's sorry, we had pass it right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: First one, the stupidest misconnection imaginable. We were sitting next
Speaker 3: to each other on the l and you were playing
Speaker 3: with your color Stress cube the Love that Love. I
Speaker 3: love the brand and told you about their New Model.
Speaker 3: It was love at first sight. It probably wasn't. I
Speaker 3: think we were both autistic. I wanted to ask for
Speaker 3: your number at the end of our conversation. Don't look
Speaker 3: at me like that. But was it a rush to
Speaker 3: get off at my stop? Anyways, I miss you and
Speaker 3: this might be might be destiny. So message me on
Speaker 3: the off chance you see this, or if anyone knows
Speaker 3: a girl with the blonde braids, robber lad Bow's headphones
Speaker 3: and stressed cubes here way I can hear it too,
Speaker 3: Send their way. I owe them, I owe you the world.
Speaker 4: I bleed the fifth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have nothing.
Speaker 4: I have nothing to say about that except we need
Speaker 4: to get you on that Australian show on Netflix. No,
Speaker 4: do you know exactly who?
Speaker 3: What? That? Fine is? What? Yeah? Fine ish fin?
Speaker 4: I Like I said, I have no comment.
Speaker 3: I don't legend. You know.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of times that I won't bite my tongue.
Speaker 4: This is not even one of those because I don't
Speaker 4: have words for it.
Speaker 3: Good moving on, Yeah, next one misconnection. Someone on here
Speaker 3: two to three years ago you posted a picture of
Speaker 3: your walk or your walks on here. I think you
Speaker 3: had a dog. You messaged me directly about something I posted.
Speaker 3: We chatted, I misgendered you, you threatened to cancel me.
Speaker 3: You turn out to be English woman with a sense
Speaker 3: of humor. We messaged back back and forth for a
Speaker 3: while until you asked me to hear my voice and
Speaker 3: call me. I said it wouldn't be appropriate as I
Speaker 3: was in a relationship. You sent me your Instagram handle,
Speaker 3: then deleted all your comments and profile on here. My
Speaker 3: brothership has collapsed this year and I'm very strange. I'm
Speaker 3: in a very strange place. Now. I've lost your Instagram
Speaker 3: handle and the chat log has disappeared.
Speaker 4: Probably got blocked, probably on the off.
Speaker 3: Chance that was still post. All the off chance that
Speaker 3: you still post here, drop me a line if you're
Speaker 3: interested and want to talk.
Speaker 5: That's that's tough that, I mean, what are we doing?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: This is why I hate this segment? Like what are
Speaker 4: we doing here?
Speaker 3: Scott City has plenty of comments. I bet you do
Speaker 3: this one up in Winnipeg Misconnections Mail thirty one. This
Speaker 3: is a long shot, Bud. Yeah, here we go. We
Speaker 3: met around January fifteenth at the Safeway pharmacy in the
Speaker 3: North End. You were just trying to use a blood
Speaker 3: pressure machine and a security guard decided to go on
Speaker 3: a weird power trip. Thanks guys on a weird power
Speaker 3: trip and harass you for no reason. After we started
Speaker 3: talking and ended up chatting for a bit and I
Speaker 3: walked you home. You were cool, easy to talk to,
Speaker 3: and memorable in your shortness.
Speaker 4: Laughing face emoji talking Canadians.
Speaker 3: Man. For the reasons I don't understand. My brain completely
Speaker 3: forgot that phones and phone numbers are a thing, so
Speaker 3: I never asked for your contact info. If this sounds
Speaker 3: like you, and you remember the random person who walked
Speaker 3: you home and vanished like an idiot, say, Hi, you
Speaker 3: know what, it would be nice to hang out with you?
Speaker 3: Probably no, I remember it safely.
Speaker 4: I was like, Jesus, No, that guy is so in
Speaker 4: love he couldn't even get her number. Like that's how
Speaker 4: in love he was a guy.
Speaker 3: Good for him, good for him. Next one, bad.
Speaker 4: For him, but good for him.
Speaker 3: Next one. This is now in Minnesota, girl a clear
Speaker 3: like dental and eating prairie God, Damn, I always hate it.
Speaker 3: That's like usually an hour like thing, just like dies
Speaker 3: on me, not dead air, just like like any other
Speaker 3: like audio behind and no beds happening or back to misconnections.
Speaker 3: Where is it here?
Speaker 2: We go?
Speaker 3: Delaware, Delaware? Yeah, Wayne's World. I love Wayne's world too.
Speaker 3: Scott was like, do you what do you say? Delaware?
Speaker 3: Am I?
Speaker 4: God, you've never seen anyway? Back to uh? Where were
Speaker 4: we clear Lake?
Speaker 3: We were in clear like we just started. Girl at
Speaker 3: clear Lake Dental in Eden Prairie on January twenty second,
Speaker 3: at four pm. I was looking for a girl who
Speaker 3: looked twenties or thirty years old. I was sitting in
Speaker 3: a waiting room at the same time. I was at
Speaker 3: the clear Lake Dental in Eden Prairie on Thursday, January
Speaker 3: twenty second, shortly before four pm. I know her first name,
Speaker 3: but I'm not writing it on here for privacy reasons.
Speaker 3: He y. We were both sitting in the waiting room
Speaker 3: for several minutes waiting for our appointments. Then the dentist
Speaker 3: opened the door and called for you. I thought you
Speaker 3: were good looking and I wanted to talk to you,
Speaker 3: but I shied away. If this is you and I,
Speaker 3: and if you happen to see this post, feel freely
Speaker 3: to reply. I'm interested in talking to you and getting
Speaker 3: to know you for friendship or relationship. Okay, no, you
Speaker 3: know what.
Speaker 4: This guy's off to a better start than most of
Speaker 4: the people. He had a place, a date, and a time. Granted, granted,
Speaker 4: it's a little creepy that.
Speaker 3: He had everything down perfectly a little.
Speaker 4: Bit, but also how he remembered the person's name in
Speaker 4: a waiting room like this. This gal must have been.
Speaker 3: She's the one, must have been something something a banger.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I mean good for him again. If you knew
Speaker 4: her name, you could probably find her in a different
Speaker 4: way than Reddit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: How many misconnections actually get follow You know a lot
Speaker 4: of people ask that too, and there more than you'd think,
Speaker 4: more than I'd like more.
Speaker 3: We have read a few, uh misconnections that got connected.
Speaker 3: No ship, we have read a few of them.
Speaker 4: God that's sick name.
Speaker 3: Baiting shop, chop chick, same hat in backster, question mark
Speaker 3: Baxter Baxter rolling roll into town. I'm sorry, I rolled
Speaker 3: into town this morning to fish, stopped and got baited
Speaker 3: up at at three seventy one, I think and saw
Speaker 3: you turned you turned around and had me had had
Speaker 3: the same repella hat for Paula. Scott's gonna grow me
Speaker 3: on that one. Jeff, No, you look like you were
Speaker 3: cool and fun chick to know you had you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you got a scoop of windows and I was behind
Speaker 3: you in line to check out.
Speaker 4: You should have.
Speaker 3: You should come fish this weekend if you want to
Speaker 3: see this. Oh yeah, let's go.
Speaker 4: Okay, So you know what popped into my head, And
Speaker 4: this happens with a lot of these. I try and
Speaker 4: picture the person posting this, and you're at a bait
Speaker 4: shop in Baxter and and I'm sitting highway and I'm
Speaker 4: sitting there like trying trying to picture this guy who
Speaker 4: goes Reddit's a good idea?
Speaker 3: Fuck it?
Speaker 4: And you know what he he never looks as good
Speaker 4: as I think either. I bet oh got it.
Speaker 3: That is sickening this keyboard typing.
Speaker 4: And how long do you think he waited to post that?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 4: Like thirty seconds after? Like he got in his track
Speaker 4: told the boys in the back like hang on. He
Speaker 4: was the one driving, and he goes, hang on, I
Speaker 4: gotta make a Reddit post.
Speaker 1: And then I was gonna say, this guy's on Reddit.
Speaker 3: No, this is Craigslist. Oh are on Craigslist.
Speaker 1: So he's forty seven years old minimum, I.
Speaker 4: Would say probably fifty three. I picture him wearing.
Speaker 1: People still sell things on Craigslist.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1: Crazy?
Speaker 3: Uh? Scott said Bruce, and I looked up once. I
Speaker 3: think it was one to ten of one percent of
Speaker 3: small figure of quote unquote misconnected connected connection.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I just one out of ten is not bad
Speaker 4: for posting on Reddit. You would probably take that same
Speaker 4: ratio on Tinder.
Speaker 3: Do what you gotta do?
Speaker 4: One of ten.
Speaker 3: Don't get me fishing right now. I'm fishing right now.
Speaker 4: Go meet the bait shop back.
Speaker 3: I do have to go down a Brainer tomorrow. I
Speaker 3: might have to. You should, Can you know, lady?
Speaker 4: Can you go Facebook live from there? It's like, do
Speaker 4: some investigative.
Speaker 3: Work marcore investigator.
Speaker 4: Do you remember a girl and a guy wearing the
Speaker 4: same hat as you would if I?
Speaker 3: And what if found?
Speaker 4: What if the checkout lady was like, yeah, she lives
Speaker 4: like three doors down?
Speaker 3: You have to go knock at five in the morning.
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: No, what do you mean? No?
Speaker 4: Do it for the plot?
Speaker 3: Do for the plot for the show? Do for the
Speaker 3: entertainment value? Exactly?
Speaker 4: Would I tune in? Probably not?
Speaker 3: But will it be recorded?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 4: Will I watch it? I'll be up yeah, not died anyway,
Speaker 4: Moving on, moved on.
Speaker 3: A cool.
Speaker 4: Cool, Sam, You're going to the box.
Speaker 3: I think, all right, you are going to the box?
Speaker 4: Is that what's next?
Speaker 3: Uh? It is? It is a whiskipedia. So people do
Speaker 3: not know what whiskey Pedia is. Uh. This is where
Speaker 3: we play a game where it's not what we know,
Speaker 3: it's what Sam knows.
Speaker 1: Which is a lot.
Speaker 3: Wow, humble fucking brag. Do you want to do five?
Speaker 3: We want to do ten questions right now, we're doing
Speaker 3: really good on time. Do ten? Ten? Shut that door
Speaker 3: on the way out, thank you.
Speaker 4: Well, Uh, I'll send you a tweet when you can
Speaker 4: come back. Funk off serry post.
Speaker 3: All right, So again, this is not what we know,
Speaker 3: it's what Sam knows. Now these are some old questions too,
Speaker 3: by the way. Okay, first one, if this player had
Speaker 3: never scored a single goal, he would still be a
Speaker 3: NHL All times points leader, which with his assists alone,
Speaker 3: it is correct.
Speaker 4: Wayne Glensky, Glensky.
Speaker 3: Glensky is at that one lady from.
Speaker 4: No it's from a vine. Oh, oh my god, is
Speaker 4: that Wayne Glenski. It's a dude that can barely skate
Speaker 4: and it's like, oh my god, it's Wayne Glanski because
Speaker 4: he's wearing a grat Ski Jersey, I got you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyways, yes it is Wayne Gretzky. Next, next questions, Uh,
Speaker 3: the silhouette of the official NBA logo is the Jerry West?
Speaker 3: That is correct?
Speaker 1: Two for two?
Speaker 3: Who is the who is the astronaut that said wil Armstrong?
Speaker 4: Three for three?
Speaker 3: How many Elvis won? How many Grammys?
Speaker 4: I feel like this is a trick question. Grammys weren't
Speaker 4: the thing back then.
Speaker 3: So zero three?
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, I was going to guess four. That was
Speaker 4: my other guess. I don't know. You gotta remember Elvis
Speaker 4: was before my time.
Speaker 3: I'm aware of this.
Speaker 4: That's obviously.
Speaker 3: Fear of computers or technology is what.
Speaker 4: Technophobia close cyberphobia. If it was the internet, I could
Speaker 4: have got that.
Speaker 3: Probably this one. I'll give you closer to one hundred.
Speaker 3: Okay about blank grapes go into one bottle of wine? Wait?
Speaker 3: What about blank grapes go into one bottle of wine?
Speaker 4: I thought you said grapes, oh, like as in what
Speaker 4: you bury someone? No, seventy three ooh not even close
Speaker 4: seven hundred Wait you said closest to one hundred.
Speaker 3: Like like from like a hundred.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, those bag that's that's on you, but also
Speaker 4: more on me. I'll put the hand up on that.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh yeah, three so far yep. The sand castle
Speaker 3: in the largest sand castle in the world measured blank
Speaker 3: feet high, give you closest. Ten seventy eight fifty four.
Speaker 3: Doctor Seuss wrote this story on a bet. What is
Speaker 3: that story?
Speaker 4: Green eggs in hand?
Speaker 3: That is correct? What is the what is the only
Speaker 3: only bird that can fly backwards? This was a tough one.
Speaker 4: Is it like a well known bird? Yes, okay, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna go with the humming bird.
Speaker 3: That is absolutely correct.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's five, by the way.
Speaker 3: Last one, what is the main profession of the Nintendo
Speaker 3: character Luigi?
Speaker 4: What is the main professional's brother?
Speaker 3: What is what was his profession? What is the main
Speaker 3: profession of Nintendo's character Luigi.
Speaker 5: Plumber?
Speaker 3: That is correct? What?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Shut up, yeah it is. You didn't know there were plumbers?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're fucking killing me. All right. Anyways,
Speaker 3: that was really good. Imps, that was really good. I'm
Speaker 3: really proud of you on that one. Yeah, he didn't
Speaker 3: bad and eye like, fuck got this ship? Anyways. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: we're mixing bull shows today. We're doing Silver Bullet, the
Speaker 3: Silver Bullet Session and be really sports and it's just me,
Speaker 3: Travis and Sam tonight. So it's a mix of bull shows,
Speaker 3: which has been the.
Speaker 4: Same crew that's here for Silver Bullets.
Speaker 3: Basically, that's just I don't talk as much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just producing your little heart out. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 4: let's get into it.
Speaker 3: Sam's best, all right, all right, So let me find
Speaker 3: the button for this one. All right, Sam, Again, it's
Speaker 3: not what we know, that's what you know. There's ten
Speaker 3: of them, how many? How do you think you'll get?
Speaker 4: Four?
Speaker 3: Four? Okay, all right, First one. If this player has
Speaker 3: never scored a single goal, he would still be the
Speaker 3: NHL all time points later with his assists, which is
Speaker 3: a whopping number of one hundred and sixty or one
Speaker 3: thousand and sixty three.
Speaker 4: Arizona State of Hockey.
Speaker 1: Shane Down.
Speaker 3: Answer is Wayne Gretzky.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, the guy that said I know a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not about hockey. Doesn't matter what it doesn't matter
Speaker 3: what we know. Well, you know I know a lot.
Speaker 3: Fucking pendic. Oh so we got to do a draft too,
Speaker 3: don't forget about that. That'll be the last part. Second question.
Speaker 3: The silhouette of the official NBA logo is Los Angeles
Speaker 3: Lakers guard.
Speaker 4: Nicknamed the logo.
Speaker 1: Hockey and basketball suck, So gonna get better, Magic Johnson.
Speaker 4: Jesus. By the way, those first two Matt didn't even
Speaker 4: have to finish reading the questions.
Speaker 1: For me to get well sad, Really, I've given you
Speaker 1: my top five in the NBA. True, it's five, Chauncey Billups.
Speaker 3: All right? Number three? Who is the who is the old?
Speaker 3: Who's the art? Who is the astronaut? That said? One
Speaker 3: small step from man.
Speaker 4: You ship?
Speaker 3: Buzz Neil Armstrong? Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 4: I went to college like the moon landing was fake
Speaker 4: for one, but like everyone knows Neil Armstrong, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: Buzz Aldrin was the one that like never stepped foot
Speaker 4: on the moon. He was the one in the in
Speaker 4: the shuttle orbiting around the moon. I think anyway, could
Speaker 4: be right, could be wrong.
Speaker 3: Who knows the next question? Yeah, next question, Elvis won?
Speaker 3: How many grammys?
Speaker 1: Zero?
Speaker 4: That's a good answer. That's a good answer.
Speaker 3: Exactly what I said.
Speaker 4: That is exactly what I said, because it sounds like
Speaker 4: such a layup of a question that it almost sounds
Speaker 4: like a trick question. I said, because grammys weren't a
Speaker 4: thing back then.
Speaker 1: So the Grammys word thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he won three.
Speaker 3: I guess you did win three?
Speaker 4: Bullshit.
Speaker 3: Number five, the fear of computers or technology is what?
Speaker 3: The fear of computers or technology is what?
Speaker 1: Man? I guess I don't know anything. Ai phobia, Jesus.
Speaker 4: Cyber phobia, I said, techno phobias.
Speaker 3: It was pretty close this one. I'll give you to
Speaker 3: the closest hundred year.
Speaker 4: Are we playing prices right? Rules here?
Speaker 3: Can't go over No, he closest hundred Oh okay about
Speaker 3: blank grapes go into one bottle of wine.
Speaker 1: Grapes yep, twenty four hundred, A lot lot better.
Speaker 3: Than I think I won that you had if you
Speaker 3: were you would win if you were playing.
Speaker 4: Well, No, hang on, you said seven hundred.
Speaker 3: At seven hundred is the answer? So I was.
Speaker 4: Only I guess, like seventy three or whatever.
Speaker 3: He's in the box, not you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3: Fuck the largest sand castle in the world measured blank
Speaker 3: feet high. I'll get the closest ten in the world. Yep,
Speaker 3: seventy two feet that's literally I think that's what he says.
Speaker 3: Said fifty four is the answer? All right? This one,
Speaker 3: hopefully it's an easy one. Doctor Seuss wrote this story
Speaker 3: on a bet green Eggs and ham Oh my goly shit,
Speaker 3: we got one. He did it.
Speaker 4: We got one.
Speaker 3: We got one. All right. What is the only bird
Speaker 3: that could fly backwards?
Speaker 1: Humming bird?
Speaker 3: That is correct? All right? There you go to what
Speaker 3: is the main profession of the Nintendo character Luigi Plumber? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh the hell? Yeah? Then he cuts firing back.
Speaker 4: Get three.
Speaker 3: That is whiska pedia.
Speaker 4: You know, I didn't know that, but I guessed it
Speaker 4: right overalls are That's exactly.
Speaker 1: I should have got the uh you know, you know
Speaker 1: what got me on the astronaut one was I I
Speaker 1: immediately thought Lance Armstrong and I was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't say that. I can't say Lance arms So
Speaker 1: at least buzz Aldrin was there.
Speaker 4: Okay, which well known cyclist only has one?
Speaker 3: Neil Armstrong.
Speaker 1: It was the biggest cheater in sports.
Speaker 3: Okay, bella cheat.
Speaker 4: Let's not convince Bill Belichick to Lance Armstrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, so let's do it. Draft. Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: excited for this draft. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I haven't thought of it all.
Speaker 3: I haven't either. We're I think all was gonna go
Speaker 3: off the cuff. Don't be looking it up. Sam don't
Speaker 3: be cheating over looking.
Speaker 1: I made the list.
Speaker 4: It was his fuck, it was his idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I was on the John, Oh did you not.
Speaker 3: A bitch bit?
Speaker 4: You didn't. I weren't pooping at all, that's all.
Speaker 1: You should go in there and smell.
Speaker 3: No, did you spray? There's two of them in there?
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 4: Oh ship, No, I got to write.
Speaker 3: Oh, I gotta work everything else.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, well, you know when you said we're going
Speaker 1: to take a break, I figured it would be.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm trying to go through commercials.
Speaker 1: So I thought it was gonna be like five minutes.
Speaker 1: I was gone for like eight minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I tined yourself.
Speaker 1: Huh, that was just a game.
Speaker 4: You don't want to get sucked into like the fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: No, I can't do that here. Yeah, we'll be asking questions.
Speaker 1: The record ship for for me here like uickness, the only.
Speaker 3: Ship that's what's a record? Alright, So let's talk about
Speaker 3: what is this draft? What are we doing? Sam?
Speaker 1: You brought it up, all right, So this draft is
Speaker 1: going to be you can only have these five bottles
Speaker 1: of liquor for the rest of your life.
Speaker 4: With any mixer you want, by the way.
Speaker 1: So yeah, like there's no there's no limit on the mixers.
Speaker 1: But these are the five liquors bottles of liquor that
Speaker 1: you can and it's by brand, so like you can't
Speaker 1: just say yeah, like it's a brand. So it is
Speaker 1: a bottle. So if you are a vodka fan, then
Speaker 1: like there's obviously several different brands, but if you like
Speaker 1: a particular brand of vodka, you could get fucked here.
Speaker 4: How are we going to decide the order?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll think of it.
Speaker 4: I'll last, I'll think of a number between one and three.
Speaker 4: YouTube guess and if you're wrong, I'll.
Speaker 1: Go three, three three.
Speaker 4: You want to do a three way of rock paper scissors.
Speaker 3: I don't care. Oh cool with that roper scissors.
Speaker 4: Shoot, nope, I'm thinking of the number one, one, one
Speaker 4: through three.
Speaker 3: It's three, one through three.
Speaker 1: It's three because.
Speaker 4: There's three of us.
Speaker 3: Matt two.
Speaker 4: Matt goes first. It was a two, and since I
Speaker 4: didn't guess, I'll go second. Sam. You're you're getting the
Speaker 4: ass and you're the donkey.
Speaker 1: But I already said yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: It just make me feel better about.
Speaker 1: It, all right, Matt one hour warning ship.
Speaker 3: All right, first one for me. I'm gonna go with
Speaker 3: Jack Daniels. Obvious, it's my all time favorite. It's one
Speaker 3: of the best ones in the world, the Old Seven.
Speaker 4: I have a question, what do we have to buy
Speaker 4: these ourselves? Or are they given to us free of cost?
Speaker 4: Kind of?
Speaker 1: I guess if so. I mean, like, you have this
Speaker 1: list for the rest of your life, so if you
Speaker 1: can't afford it right now, you would be able to
Speaker 1: and all right, whatever amount of time, Okay.
Speaker 4: Sure, all right, Matt went Jack Dane Niels Classic Jack Drinker.
Speaker 4: I could make a joke, but I'm not gonna Uh.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with uh cosam Egos Big Tequila.
Speaker 13: Go.
Speaker 4: I love tequila, so I'm going Cosa Egos. It's good,
Speaker 4: it's queen. It's gonna be a clear tequila.
Speaker 1: And you're number one of all time, right, you.
Speaker 4: Know, I don't really drink mixes anymore. Besides tequila tequila.
Speaker 1: My number one overall is going to be Jim Beam Bourbon.
Speaker 1: That's the best utility bourbon in the world.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hell yah, So Snake Draft number two. This might surprise
Speaker 1: some of you. I'm going Seagrim's Gin with lime with lime,
Speaker 1: with lime with lime. That's great stuff right there.
Speaker 4: Because you don't need the line. I I don't hate
Speaker 4: that pick at all, and I'm I'm actually gonna follow
Speaker 4: follow suit here and go uh aviation gin Nice. I
Speaker 4: liked you, I mean funk I'd hope so weding No,
Speaker 4: but Aviation gin Gin is my favorite winter got winter both.
Speaker 4: There's something about tasting the pine needles and the juniper.
Speaker 4: You know, it just makes you feel like Christmas.
Speaker 1: It's real pine and it's not that I PA bullshit, right.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I'm going Aviation Gin. Matt, you got two
Speaker 4: picks in a row here.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna probably go with Jamison Orange. He makes that
Speaker 3: with some lemonade. It is elite in the summer, especially
Speaker 3: if you're out golfing.
Speaker 1: Jameson orange and sprite.
Speaker 3: Oh yep. So yeah, so I'll go mel kiper bit
Speaker 3: on it. It's a great pick if you're looking for
Speaker 3: that great golfing type drink. Jameson Orange elemonade. It does eliminade,
Speaker 3: does cut out that alcohol before I note, You're fucked
Speaker 3: up in no time. That is james An Orange. My
Speaker 3: next pick will probably the Cardi Lamone is probably my
Speaker 3: bastard elite.
Speaker 1: Macari, Lamone and diet Oh so good.
Speaker 4: That that is a fantastic pick by you right there. Gosh,
Speaker 4: I'm just not into uh.
Speaker 3: Scott says, aviation is is amazing.
Speaker 4: That is it makes you feel like you're on an airplane.
Speaker 1: Whose gin is that?
Speaker 3: Ryan?
Speaker 4: Ryan Reynolds? Sure a handsome fellow, handsome motherfucker. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: know what it's like, would you? It's a crime to
Speaker 4: be that handsome and that funny.
Speaker 1: Just like Bradley Cooper.
Speaker 4: Like, let's think about it though, Will Ferrell, hilarious guy.
Speaker 3: Not a good looking guy, great looking guy.
Speaker 4: Bodie, but yeah, curly headed fuck all right, you geriatric.
Speaker 4: With my third pick, I'm a I'm just gonna keep
Speaker 4: it simple and go grey Goose. It's a smooth vodka.
Speaker 4: I don't hate it. I would never buy it myself,
Speaker 4: to be honest, but if they're being supplied to me,
Speaker 4: why not. It's it's top shell for a reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, yeah, all right, My next one, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be Crowned Vanilla. O. Good choice, crown vanilla and coke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know what, we all know what vanilla
Speaker 4: coke is and what it does to a guy. But
Speaker 4: you get best of both worlds. You mix that with
Speaker 4: a Coke zero. You're looking at a zero calorie drink
Speaker 4: right there. So good, that tastes just like it. So yeah,
Speaker 4: I love that pick.
Speaker 1: But I get another one, right yep, this one? Uh, Travis,
Speaker 1: you know this, you scumbag. No, no, no, this is
Speaker 1: a personal one for me. And it's that's Yaegermeister. Oh damn,
Speaker 1: not gonna sum one. I love Jaeger. It's not the
Speaker 1: licorice for me, it's you know what it is. It's
Speaker 1: it's the experience over the taste. For me, it's drinking.
Speaker 4: You're the worst kind of the experience.
Speaker 1: That frosty bottle negative eighteen degrees celsius. Yeah, fantastic.
Speaker 4: So I'm going with my fourth pick. I'm I thought
Speaker 4: this is what Sam was gonna do. I'm going the
Speaker 4: smearing off blueberry vodka that was on the list, but
Speaker 4: it is mixed with either water with a splash of
Speaker 4: lemonade or just lemonade. Oh my god, thank god, I
Speaker 4: just thought of one. Uh but uh, it is fantastic.
Speaker 4: It's refreshing.
Speaker 3: Scott says, great goose and Travis's grand rapid people are bougie.
Speaker 4: You know what, Scott, shut up? I said, I would
Speaker 4: have so taken Tito's to and even I felt bad
Speaker 4: about a Tito's comment. I would drink a bottle of
Speaker 4: Spedka if I had to. You know what, it doesn't
Speaker 4: even matter. Give me the plastic bottle of smearing off.
Speaker 3: Scott.
Speaker 4: You you could never because you're from Grand Rapids. You
Speaker 4: could never even think of the depths that I've gone.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: Give me just what's the shitty real vodka everyone has here?
Speaker 3: Uh Ko Kharkov?
Speaker 4: Yeah one, Scott, You've never once gone to a liquor
Speaker 4: store and bottle bottle of Kharkoff I have?
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't know the pain of you. No, all right, Matt,
Speaker 4: your fourth and fifth pick now that I am just
Speaker 4: I am fired up about that comment.
Speaker 3: Uh My pick will probably be Apple Crown with Cranberry
Speaker 3: Crown Apple. You know it's pretty good. It's basically Washington Apple.
Speaker 3: Just take out the apple pucker. And then my last one.
Speaker 3: I hate saying it. I don't want to say it
Speaker 3: because I have some bad members with it.
Speaker 4: Ye Fireball, Sam, You're gonna be so mad at me
Speaker 4: for this, and you know where I'm going discontinued. This
Speaker 4: is the one that could win me this list. I
Speaker 4: am going Jeremiah Weed Sweet. It took me saying blueberry
Speaker 4: vodka to think of that. That should have been my
Speaker 4: number one pick, honestly, because it's discontinued now. But I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna say who in town still has it, because
Speaker 4: I don't want that getting out.
Speaker 1: You can still find it.
Speaker 4: But if me and Sam go to a bar and
Speaker 4: see this bottle sitting there, we automatically know what we're
Speaker 4: drinking that night. Because it is discontinued. Deep Eddies is.
Speaker 4: It's close, but it's not the same. It's not the same.
Speaker 4: So I'm going Jeremiah Weed sweet Tea vodka. Mix it
Speaker 4: with lemonade, and good God is it good? Sam, your
Speaker 4: last picks around this thing out.
Speaker 1: So multiple stolen valor out of my picks here, So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go. I'm just gonna go straight
Speaker 1: Deep Eddies the lemonade vodka.
Speaker 4: All right, sweet tea, lemonade, the lemonade. Okay, that that
Speaker 4: is good?
Speaker 1: Though, yes it is.
Speaker 4: Deep Eddies is not a bad flavored vodka choice, by
Speaker 4: the way, if you're into that like which obviously blueberry vodka. Guy. Absolutely,
Speaker 4: I try that it.
Speaker 1: Should, yeah, like smearn off blueberry, a little bit of lemonade.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And like I'm telling you, with these, they're like
Speaker 4: Jeremiah Weeds or the Deep Eddie Sweet Tea vodka and
Speaker 4: the blueberry vodka. You get yourself a red solo cop right,
Speaker 4: you're at the lake, you're on a boat.
Speaker 3: Oh you motherfuckers.
Speaker 4: He wasn't talking to me and Sam by the way,
Speaker 4: he was talking to his two dogs. But you actually
Speaker 4: you actually mix it with mostly water because the booze
Speaker 4: tastes that good. Actually it's not sharp or anything. And
Speaker 4: then you just give it a splash a lemonade or
Speaker 4: something like that in there, and god, is it just refreshing.
Speaker 1: Fantastic, like the adult version of pink Whitney.
Speaker 4: Kinda that's a good way to put that. That's a
Speaker 4: really all right, mel here you go.
Speaker 1: Would you get caught with pink whitney right now?
Speaker 4: No, I never liked it to begin I don't think
Speaker 4: it's bad. It's no, it's not bad. I never bought
Speaker 4: it because, like I was never the type to bring
Speaker 4: like just a bottle of pink wet to a party.
Speaker 4: But my god, if someone was throwing it around. Was
Speaker 4: I going to take some?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? That's the that's the adult version is deep Eddie Lemonade.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'll take a look.
Speaker 3: Here's our melt Kuiper. Look for the bottles we would
Speaker 3: end up with. We had five to choose from. I
Speaker 3: had the first overall pick. I went Jack Dan's. I
Speaker 3: went to classic pick. Nothing wrong to go out the
Speaker 3: old classic number seven Jack Daniels. Next one is gonna
Speaker 3: be Travis with his Why was how you pronounce it again? Tequila? Okay?
Speaker 3: I know this is now.
Speaker 4: I'm a big tequila guy.
Speaker 3: Okay, I know I've heard of it, so I can't
Speaker 3: get too much deep into it, so I never really
Speaker 3: had it.
Speaker 4: It's top tier top is it.
Speaker 1: The actual migos? Is it there?
Speaker 3: I don't know Sam, Sam's last, Sam's picking the first round?
Speaker 3: Who went jam at Beam Bourbon? Another classic one? A
Speaker 3: good staple to have and you usually I do that
Speaker 3: on the rocks. You can't only mix oh Jim.
Speaker 4: You do a lot of Jim Beaman and Ji Diet.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite. That's my go to cocktail.
Speaker 4: Mine would be a Tequia Soday.
Speaker 1: Costumigos is George Clooneyes.
Speaker 4: By the way, you know what another handsome guy ages
Speaker 4: like fine wine.
Speaker 3: Must be nice James. Next next one, oh, Pierce Brosman
Speaker 3: number two. This is the Snake draft. So Sam had
Speaker 3: this first pick. In the second round, he went the
Speaker 3: Seagrum gin with lime. Very good solid pick out. In
Speaker 3: the second round, good choice. Yeah, next one is Travis.
Speaker 3: In the second round he had the Aviation Gin Ryan
Speaker 3: Reynolds Gin.
Speaker 4: That's a really good, perfect more of the classic gym. Yeah,
Speaker 4: no lineman there, you gotta add it yourself.
Speaker 3: And then I went in the second round the last
Speaker 3: pick in the second round Jamison Orange makes it a
Speaker 3: little lemonade, really really good in the summer. I highly
Speaker 3: recommend it. So in the third round that the first pick.
Speaker 3: In the third round, I went with the Bacardi Lomone
Speaker 3: with diet another good one. The Travis goes with the
Speaker 3: classic gray Goose. He goes top tier gray Goose.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a scumbag from Grand Wrap deal.
Speaker 3: And then Sam went with Crown Vanilla. Good choice to
Speaker 3: get that Coke Vanilla, very very good choice. In the
Speaker 3: fourth round, Sam went with Gig I had it on
Speaker 3: my list. I sided not to go with so yeah,
Speaker 3: not bad, not about that choice. Travis went with the
Speaker 3: Smearnoff Blueberry Vodka. Now that's what I don't know too
Speaker 3: much about. I'm actually looking forward to tasting its. Let's
Speaker 3: see how it goes.
Speaker 4: I'll bring it next week.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah. And I went with the Crown Apple with
Speaker 3: with cranberry. Now what I learned is don't drink too
Speaker 3: much of this because you'll get a stomach stomach ache
Speaker 3: really quickly too much sugar. Number five the last pick
Speaker 3: from me, Fireball Classic one. I had some awesome memories
Speaker 3: and bad memories of the old Fireball.
Speaker 4: I've never had anything but positive experiences with that ship.
Speaker 3: That you have. H Then last one for Travis, he
Speaker 3: had a Jeremiah Weed Sweet Tea Vine.
Speaker 4: And if you know, if you know that kind of game,
Speaker 4: then you'll respect that pick and you will be asking
Speaker 4: yourself the same thing I was. How'd it fall to
Speaker 4: number five?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Hundred percent? You know I agree with you. That's
Speaker 3: a very very good pick. Last one, not least Sam
Speaker 3: the last pick Deep Eddies Lemonade Vodka. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 3: since I can't decide, I know Scott's listening. Scott, who
Speaker 3: do you think had the best pick. I'll read him off.
Speaker 3: I'll start with mine. Jack Daniels jameson orange Butccardi, Lamone,
Speaker 3: Crown Apple, Fireball, Chas had Cosmeados Aviation, Jin Greg Goo
Speaker 3: smearing off blueberry vodka, Jeremiah Weed Uh Sweet Tea vodka
Speaker 3: and Sam with the jim Bean Bourbon seagrum gin with lime,
Speaker 3: Crown Vina, Crown Vaneva Yegg Instment at least his deep
Speaker 3: Eddies Lemonade vodka.
Speaker 4: It's crazy. You two are just such dark liquor.
Speaker 3: Drinkers, weird. And then there's me, fucking hippie.
Speaker 1: That's a good spread.
Speaker 4: Like I dabbled in Morgan every now and again. You
Speaker 4: know it's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two whiskeys vodka.
Speaker 3: Justin said, like back in the early two thousands, I
Speaker 3: used to do Parrot Bay and pineapple juice. Fuck, I
Speaker 3: remember that.
Speaker 4: Have you ever heard of parrot Bay? Sam?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What is it?
Speaker 4: Realm?
Speaker 3: Basically?
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't that Kenny Chesney or something like that?
Speaker 4: No, he's blue Chair. I've tried. It was fantastic.
Speaker 3: Let's see what Scott answers back. If not, I'll just
Speaker 3: go with I don't go Travis. Travis had a really
Speaker 3: good pick. Yeah, that Jeremy, Like you said, I think
Speaker 3: that really set it off.
Speaker 4: That would that would be like a three week heater
Speaker 4: for me and snake drafts for those of you that
Speaker 4: don't know, we do a snake draft every time we
Speaker 4: do a Silver Bullet Session show on various topics. So
Speaker 4: that would be a three week heater for me on
Speaker 4: that uh win streak that is three games is a win.
Speaker 5: Travis Twins, let's calm down.
Speaker 4: But you know what you could you could say the
Speaker 4: Twins after the All Star break. There you go before
Speaker 4: the All Star break. They they went on like they
Speaker 4: went on a stupid run last year, didn't they. It
Speaker 4: was like after games, no before it was like they
Speaker 4: won like thirteen games in a row.
Speaker 1: I thought it was after after they sold everyone and
Speaker 1: no one knew. They just didn't have any data on them.
Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking, like to get somebody new,
Speaker 3: like up from the miners or whatever, and they just
Speaker 3: bents random people. Yeah, no, it was a.
Speaker 4: It was the first first part of the season.
Speaker 3: So Scott said he's going with Travis because of the
Speaker 3: tequila engine.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, Scott.
Speaker 1: I mean there's dark and there's light liquor guys. Clear
Speaker 1: liquor guys.
Speaker 4: I'm a clear liquor.
Speaker 3: Guy obviously you Minnesota people.
Speaker 4: But like I would never lickor because I don't.
Speaker 3: Know her bro hold one. Alright, well, that's fine, and
Speaker 3: find the button we get in the show. How about
Speaker 3: that sound like a good time? Yeah, if I can
Speaker 3: ever find the fucking button for it. No.
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