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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Padula Show, Vapa

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<v Speaker 1>Doula Show. We are consumable nonsense. I hope everybody's doing well.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope everybody had a nice Thanksgiving. Yeah. I was

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<v Speaker 1>with my girlfriend for Thanksgiving and she carved the turkey

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<v Speaker 1>with tension. It was sad. Hey, but you know what

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<v Speaker 1>she knows. I believe in her. She knows I trust

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<v Speaker 1>her because I make her pay rent. Okay, it's that simple.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess who I don't make pay rent? That's right. Ben

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<v Speaker 1>from BS three, Changing Way you watch TV on Rokoup

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<v Speaker 1>Spiritual entertainment. You want it? Bstree, Changing way you watch TV?

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<v Speaker 1>Got it? Wow? Hey, Hello to produce her brook. She's

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<v Speaker 1>not with us again. That's okay. She has a major

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<v Speaker 1>priority in her life, not only your family, but also

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<v Speaker 1>a huge musical therapy project that she needs to complete.

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<v Speaker 1>So when she's back, because she's got a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>talent skills, we're going to tell you a lot more

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<v Speaker 1>about the t shirts that are coming out for the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast and the podcast platforms, so stay tuned for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah Man, I feel bad because I'm in this really,

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<v Speaker 1>really abusive relationship. I know, I know what you're thinking, JP,

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<v Speaker 1>you should just walk away and listen to I want to,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's just it's crazy, the abusive language of the

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<v Speaker 1>physical abuse, the me, me, me, the why why why,

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<v Speaker 1>the no no no. I just it's just tough to

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<v Speaker 1>walk away. It's tough to walk way. My granddaughter is

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<v Speaker 1>only three years old, so I can't walk away. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys are probably walking away. Huh. I had you ruled

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<v Speaker 1>in for a second. Huh. You thought I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say something funny. No, I guess who's funny? My man

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby Pelco. Great personality. Bobby Pelco out in Volant, Pennsylvania.

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas is right around the corner. You need cigars for

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<v Speaker 1>some friends. You need some wine, you need some around distilleries.

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<v Speaker 1>You need some coffee. Go out of the land, Pennsylvania

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<v Speaker 1>by Westminster College. Beautiful area, quaint little area, and see

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby hook you up for the holidays. He is the

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<v Speaker 1>Voland King aka Tulsa King. Like Stallone. All right, Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta tell you about this eighty nine year old guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes to the doctors and said, hey, doc, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta help me out. I think my wife's death. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she has a hearing problem. I'm telling you, Doc, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a little nervous. He goes, I need to do something

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<v Speaker 1>about it. She's eighty eight, she's vain. She won't come

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<v Speaker 1>in for the test. The doctor says, well, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>have you ever heard of the distance test? The distance test? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't. He goes, well, you go from forty feet,

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<v Speaker 1>thirty feet, twenty feet, ten feet, talk and see if

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<v Speaker 1>she responds, and let me know which feet she responds. Funk,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll make you an apparatus and we'll be ready

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<v Speaker 1>to go. He said, thanks Doc. The guy goes home.

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<v Speaker 1>Forty feet, honey, what's for dinner? Thirty feet, honey, what's

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<v Speaker 1>for dinner? Twenty feet honey, what's for dinner? Ten feet? Honey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's for dinner? She goes for the fourth time. Chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess he's not chicken? My man Mikey g on Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>promo shorts, He's not chicken. Cool World Order on YouTube,

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<v Speaker 1>Crazy Stuff Man, Cool World Order, They're not chicken. The

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<v Speaker 1>Forest Diaries. If you want to see something really good Instagram,

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<v Speaker 1>checkout Michelle The Forest Diaries. We got Pamla Parker Rocks

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram and on YouTube. Vinnie from South Philly A

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<v Speaker 1>very funny guy, great guests too, great bits. I just

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<v Speaker 1>like him. He's a good guy, all right. That's just

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<v Speaker 1>my opinion. You got to check him out for yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't take my word for it. Check him out anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>This eighty nine year old guy. He goes back to

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor. A couple of weeks later. He goes, hey, Doc,

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<v Speaker 1>he's I don't know. I think you know. My wife said,

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<v Speaker 1>eight years old, she wants me to have a sperm cot.

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<v Speaker 1>Check it out. Doctor gris, Yeah, you're right. You're eighty

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<v Speaker 1>nine years old, a sperm cow. He goes yeah. He

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<v Speaker 1>goes humor, meet doc please. He goes, Okay, take this

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<v Speaker 1>jar with you right back tomorrow and I'll see what

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<v Speaker 1>I can do. All right. The guy goes okay. Next

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<v Speaker 1>day he goes into the doc. He hands him the jar.

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<v Speaker 1>The doctor goes, WHOA, what's up? The jar's empty? Because

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<v Speaker 1>a doc, I used my left hand, my right hand

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<v Speaker 1>in both hands. Then I gave the jar to my

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<v Speaker 1>neighbor upstairs. She used her left hand, right hand in

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<v Speaker 1>both hands. Because what happened? Because we couldn't get the

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<v Speaker 1>jar open. Ladies and gentlemen, I love you. I got

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<v Speaker 1>to say it again. If tomorrow was your last day,

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<v Speaker 1>how would you live today? And how would you impact

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<v Speaker 1>people around you? To make him laugh, chuckle, smile, She's

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<v Speaker 1>feel good about themselves. Think about it. We're only here

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<v Speaker 1>one time. Live your life, love your life. That's all

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<v Speaker 1>we can do. And enjoy your life. And I always

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<v Speaker 1>tell you to make sure you gotta laugh the the

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<v Speaker 1>Google Show. You gotta share life comments, sup for free.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all free, Okay. I love you guys. I'll see

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<v Speaker 1>you soon. Producer Brooke, I can't wait. Good luck, good

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<v Speaker 1>luck with your music therapy project, mister Tellons