Speaker 1: Hello, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Padula Show, Vapa
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Speaker 1: I hope everybody had a nice Thanksgiving. Yeah. I was
Speaker 1: with my girlfriend for Thanksgiving and she carved the turkey
Speaker 1: with tension. It was sad. Hey, but you know what
Speaker 1: she knows. I believe in her. She knows I trust
Speaker 1: her because I make her pay rent. Okay, it's that simple.
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Speaker 1: priority in her life, not only your family, but also
Speaker 1: a huge musical therapy project that she needs to complete.
Speaker 1: So when she's back, because she's got a lot of
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Speaker 1: Ah Man, I feel bad because I'm in this really,
Speaker 1: really abusive relationship. I know, I know what you're thinking, JP,
Speaker 1: you should just walk away and listen to I want to,
Speaker 1: but it's just it's crazy, the abusive language of the
Speaker 1: physical abuse, the me, me, me, the why why why,
Speaker 1: the no no no. I just it's just tough to
Speaker 1: walk away. It's tough to walk way. My granddaughter is
Speaker 1: only three years old, so I can't walk away. You
Speaker 1: guys are probably walking away. Huh. I had you ruled
Speaker 1: in for a second. Huh. You thought I was gonna
Speaker 1: say something funny. No, I guess who's funny? My man
Speaker 1: Bobby Pelco. Great personality. Bobby Pelco out in Volant, Pennsylvania.
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Speaker 1: Bobby hook you up for the holidays. He is the
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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you about this eighty nine year old guy.
Speaker 1: He goes to the doctors and said, hey, doc, you
Speaker 1: gotta help me out. I think my wife's death. Okay,
Speaker 1: she has a hearing problem. I'm telling you, Doc, I'm
Speaker 1: a little nervous. He goes, I need to do something
Speaker 1: about it. She's eighty eight, she's vain. She won't come
Speaker 1: in for the test. The doctor says, well, you know what,
Speaker 1: have you ever heard of the distance test? The distance test? No?
Speaker 1: I haven't. He goes, well, you go from forty feet,
Speaker 1: thirty feet, twenty feet, ten feet, talk and see if
Speaker 1: she responds, and let me know which feet she responds. Funk,
Speaker 1: and I'll make you an apparatus and we'll be ready
Speaker 1: to go. He said, thanks Doc. The guy goes home.
Speaker 1: Forty feet, honey, what's for dinner? Thirty feet, honey, what's
Speaker 1: for dinner? Twenty feet honey, what's for dinner? Ten feet? Honey,
Speaker 1: what's for dinner? She goes for the fourth time. Chicken.
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Speaker 1: very funny guy, great guests too, great bits. I just
Speaker 1: like him. He's a good guy, all right. That's just
Speaker 1: my opinion. You got to check him out for yourself.
Speaker 1: Don't take my word for it. Check him out anyway.
Speaker 1: This eighty nine year old guy. He goes back to
Speaker 1: the doctor. A couple of weeks later. He goes, hey, Doc,
Speaker 1: he's I don't know. I think you know. My wife said,
Speaker 1: eight years old, she wants me to have a sperm cot.
Speaker 1: Check it out. Doctor gris, Yeah, you're right. You're eighty
Speaker 1: nine years old, a sperm cow. He goes yeah. He
Speaker 1: goes humor, meet doc please. He goes, Okay, take this
Speaker 1: jar with you right back tomorrow and I'll see what
Speaker 1: I can do. All right. The guy goes okay. Next
Speaker 1: day he goes into the doc. He hands him the jar.
Speaker 1: The doctor goes, WHOA, what's up? The jar's empty? Because
Speaker 1: a doc, I used my left hand, my right hand
Speaker 1: in both hands. Then I gave the jar to my
Speaker 1: neighbor upstairs. She used her left hand, right hand in
Speaker 1: both hands. Because what happened? Because we couldn't get the
Speaker 1: jar open. Ladies and gentlemen, I love you. I got
Speaker 1: to say it again. If tomorrow was your last day,
Speaker 1: how would you live today? And how would you impact
Speaker 1: people around you? To make him laugh, chuckle, smile, She's
Speaker 1: feel good about themselves. Think about it. We're only here
Speaker 1: one time. Live your life, love your life. That's all
Speaker 1: we can do. And enjoy your life. And I always
Speaker 1: tell you to make sure you gotta laugh the the
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Speaker 1: you soon. Producer Brooke, I can't wait. Good luck, good
Speaker 1: luck with your music therapy project, mister Tellons