Speaker 1: Welcome to Harder Soft, the show where we ask the
Speaker 1: hard questions about men's sexual health, relationships and wellness, and
Speaker 1: sometimes the answers are a little soft. Hey, we're all
Speaker 1: about balance. I'm Tahoe, coming to you from the heart
Speaker 1: of Bedstoine Brooklyn, where the conversations are raw, the vibes
Speaker 1: are real, and the only thing harder than the question
Speaker 1: is well you'll have to find out soon. Each week
Speaker 1: we've got two contestants, one man, one woman, going head
Speaker 1: to head in a series of games that'll make you laugh, think,
Speaker 1: and maybe even blush. Who will take home the prize
Speaker 1: and what they'll have to say to earn it? Stick around.
Speaker 1: It's about to get real in here. Can I ask
Speaker 1: you a question? Why you don't ever play with my nipples?
Speaker 1: I got nipples too. It's my turn to get tied
Speaker 1: up knocking handcuffs though I got PTSD. Welcome the Hardest Soft,
Speaker 1: where men speak so hopefully somebody will understand when you
Speaker 1: say freaky? What's what's freaky? What what do you mean
Speaker 1: by freaky? All?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: If I do this, you're not gonna tell your friends, right.
Speaker 1: Today's contestants, of course, those who you already know loom
Speaker 1: ak throwing up peace sons.
Speaker 3: Doctor, if you got a fucking problem, I don't care,
Speaker 3: all right, I'm throwing up double peace sons, all right.
Speaker 1: And I don't look mean. We know you don't look mean,
Speaker 1: all right, you just be trying to look mean. Can
Speaker 1: I introduce the contestants? Sorry, and miss Olive Oil over
Speaker 1: my body, Bacon Grease.
Speaker 4: Courtney shout Hey, y'all, I'm ready to get into the games.
Speaker 1: Well we're not really start the game. Shot.
Speaker 4: Oh we haven't.
Speaker 1: No, Why are you so horny? I don't relax, all right,
Speaker 1: They're not even like horny games. Why you horny? Why
Speaker 1: this is a horny as show? It is a horny
Speaker 1: as show? Well it can be. Y'all be trying to
Speaker 1: damp for the horny y'all mad at my jerk off pillow.
Speaker 4: I still want to touch the jerk off pillow.
Speaker 1: Why it's just a pillow. It's not like I jerk
Speaker 1: onto the pillow, like shooting.
Speaker 4: Says jerk off pillow. I'm thinking you shooting into the pillow.
Speaker 4: That's what it made it sound like.
Speaker 3: Bro, It's the fact he bought it. It's for the
Speaker 3: sole purpose of jerking all he doesn't do anything with
Speaker 3: that other than watch porn on it. So I'm assuming
Speaker 3: you move the pillow after you're done right with sperm.
Speaker 1: After I cleaned my hands, You don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: clean your hands.
Speaker 4: You already told us in previous episodes that you've not clean.
Speaker 1: That's that I said. I don't don't go wash my hands,
Speaker 1: so you don't clean them. If you don't wash them,
Speaker 1: I wipe it off with the towel. That's not what
Speaker 1: so you're thinking about it. You're really thinking about your residue,
Speaker 1: like literally part of this. So then don't touch nothing nowhere,
Speaker 1: go to this. Don't touch nothing nowhere you go because
Speaker 1: somebody jerked off and just wipe their hands and grab
Speaker 1: the door to wherever you walk in, I don't touch
Speaker 1: it after with gins on my wis do you use
Speaker 1: a towel like after you go to the bathroom, do
Speaker 1: you use a towel to open the door to leave? No,
Speaker 1: somebody took a ship and didn't took a piss, didn't
Speaker 1: wash their hands, and just walked out.
Speaker 4: You know what I use. I take a paper towel
Speaker 4: and I with the door handles exactly. That's what I
Speaker 4: don't trust it alone.
Speaker 1: No, I'm talking about when you're at work in public,
Speaker 1: if you use the bathroom. So normally I go, I
Speaker 1: wash my hands. I grabbed a towel, and then I
Speaker 1: use that same towel to open the door and walk out.
Speaker 1: Because most people, especially if you go to places where
Speaker 1: white people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't wash their hands.
Speaker 1: They just go that's you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: You know, I thought I had an ex who was
Speaker 4: kind of he was black, but he was very white
Speaker 4: adjacent like, he didn't wash his legs? What do you
Speaker 4: mean like he you know how he just let the
Speaker 4: soap run down.
Speaker 1: On his life. I don't think washed his legs. Definitely.
Speaker 1: I washed every part of my body. Yeah, so how
Speaker 1: do you wash your toes? What's the process of washing
Speaker 1: your toes? Bro? You take the soap?
Speaker 3: You saw what your leg you get down to put
Speaker 3: soap in your hand and scrubbing between your toes. I
Speaker 3: put one finger between each.
Speaker 1: Toe, all right.
Speaker 4: Adjacent to one day he was like, oh, I was like,
Speaker 4: did you wash your hands? Have to use the bathroom
Speaker 4: because it didn't seem like they were wet. He was like, well,
Speaker 4: I just took a piss, would you, bro?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean, honestly, I have argued on this show
Speaker 1: before that washing your hands before you take a piss
Speaker 1: is more important than washing the Masterwards agreed, but they're
Speaker 1: both important.
Speaker 3: But yeah, because I think you know, as a girl,
Speaker 3: I don't know if they would think about it like that.
Speaker 1: Do you think about this? Okay, say your man goes
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, he's out working, he's out doing whatever,
Speaker 1: he has to go to the bathroom. He runs to
Speaker 1: the bathroom with whatever he was doing with work.
Speaker 3: Later on he comes home and put that shit in
Speaker 3: your mouth and you like this, You got whatever he
Speaker 3: touched in the day on that dick.
Speaker 1: Now you got a mass showing your delight on your lip.
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 4: See, women don't think about that way because we don't
Speaker 4: touch anything. When we use the bathroom, we just squat.
Speaker 4: We pull out our pants and we squat.
Speaker 1: We gotta grab it. So washing your hands before you
Speaker 1: grab your man's and then you just put it away.
Speaker 1: So whatever's on there is just sitting there until you
Speaker 1: take a shower later. Whatever you've touched throughout the day
Speaker 1: is just on your ship. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And after so I don't mind, I do wash after, right,
Speaker 1: because particles do whatever. Whatever. Yeah, but let's think about it.
Speaker 1: What's really more important before before or after?
Speaker 4: Before?
Speaker 1: Why? Because women's selfish. She's only thinking about what's going
Speaker 1: to her mouth.
Speaker 5: Don't care about yeap, yeap'll care tell.
Speaker 1: You whatout selfish? Yep, I'm gonna tell you what else
Speaker 1: is selfish? She y'all know, Christmas past I wanted to
Speaker 1: buy my fiance a kitten. She wanted a kitten. I
Speaker 1: know she's in this chat right now. She's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I tell y'all what's going on. I went
Speaker 1: to get a Bengal. She wants a little Bengal cat.
Speaker 1: You're so cute. But the one that I wanted to get.
Speaker 1: The dude said it's not going to be ready till
Speaker 1: mid January. Has not ready to because to get shot.
Speaker 1: And he's like, yo, when I come back mid January,
Speaker 1: let me know you want to get it. Whatever, whatever,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring another one back. I showed her the cat.
Speaker 1: She's like, no, I don't want that. I want something else.
Speaker 1: So she's still trying to figure out which one she wants.
Speaker 1: All the shit, I've been asking which one you want?
Speaker 1: She got me a bunch of stuff. I said, I'm
Speaker 1: not opening these gifts until I give you yours. So
Speaker 1: he's sitting by the bed gifts since no, hold on
Speaker 1: every other day, did you did you look? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a fine. No this one, No, I want to
Speaker 1: get it. It's just a whole bunch of shit every
Speaker 1: other day. Meanwhile, my gifts are just sitting there. Maybe
Speaker 1: twice said she's gonna lie. No, you don't know, you
Speaker 1: don't she's gonna lie. She's in this chat. Shout out
Speaker 1: to the Discord. If you want to join the Discord
Speaker 1: and be here with us while we record, go to
Speaker 1: patreon dot com backslash a hard or soft show. You
Speaker 1: can watch us live and listen to Tonay lie her
Speaker 1: ass off about what she did to me. Y'all know
Speaker 1: what I do for a living. Everybody makes fun of me.
Speaker 4: I'm a garbageman who made fun of you for that?
Speaker 1: Because you just said, I got my damn teleprompt out
Speaker 1: the Irish.
Speaker 4: I don't laugh.
Speaker 3: Nobody makes it's funny for being a garbage man. To
Speaker 3: make fun of the things you do while at work.
Speaker 1: Yes, but it's literally garbage man ship. In any case,
Speaker 1: there has been a nor reaser of cold. I don't
Speaker 1: know what to call it. An Atlantic cold.
Speaker 4: Front, Arctic blast, Arctic blast.
Speaker 1: Over the entire Eastern seaboard for the last week has
Speaker 1: been ten degrees seven degrees. Snowing in Texas is fucking
Speaker 1: snowing in Louisiana. It's like snow. They got more snow
Speaker 1: down there than we do up here on snow. It
Speaker 1: is the middle. It's the end of January that these
Speaker 1: gifts have been sitting there last week, this weekend, maybe
Speaker 1: Saturday Monday. I said, yeah, I just got these warming gloves,
Speaker 1: the electric warming gloves. You've been talking about this for
Speaker 1: a while. I got the warming gloves. I'm on the
Speaker 1: phone with her. She goes quiet, Oh did she? Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's wrong with you? While you are? You
Speaker 1: not talking? She's like nothing, where'd you get the gloves? Amazon? Amazon?
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's you mad? I went to Amazon. She's
Speaker 1: like no. I'm like, what's this about? But you know
Speaker 1: what this is about.
Speaker 4: I know, I know what happened.
Speaker 1: We all know what happened. Did you get me warming gloves? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She's like, I told you to open the gifts.
Speaker 3: If you would have picked the cat by now, how
Speaker 3: to open the gifts. If we wouldn't have had this problem.
Speaker 1: It's more than that. Why didn't you just say open
Speaker 1: this gift. You know you need to open this gift.
Speaker 1: I know you're going to work and below freezing weather for.
Speaker 2: The next couple of days.
Speaker 1: We don't have time to wait for the cat. The cat. No,
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't do that. Why you can't do that?
Speaker 1: There's that way. Yesterday I go, I open it. I
Speaker 1: go to the crib. Last night, she gives me the gifts.
Speaker 1: You gotta open these gifts now this right, you're gonna
Speaker 1: I'm like, you can never gave me the gifts. You're like,
Speaker 1: are you gonna open the gifts in the Body'm like no,
Speaker 1: it was no big deal.
Speaker 2: It wasn't no big deal.
Speaker 1: They're just dare We'll wait till you open them. We're
Speaker 1: doing this together. We're gonna wait till I'm waiting till
Speaker 1: you get your gift. We're gonna do this together. Yesterday
Speaker 1: she's like, no, just open them, open them. She that
Speaker 1: my nigga. She got me warming socks, the warming outfit,
Speaker 1: warming gloves, sh out of pocket.
Speaker 6: I'm like, you had a whole ensemble the warm and
Speaker 6: sunfu wardrobe here and you have had me outside six
Speaker 6: hooties because.
Speaker 1: You take hoodies. I wear too. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: You just waited. Why would you allow me to go
Speaker 1: through this torch? And they talk about I went to
Speaker 1: work up day. She was like, just warm. That would
Speaker 1: have killed me. That would I would have me? I
Speaker 1: would remember? How am I supposed to do that? How
Speaker 1: am I supposed to do that? I'm like, Yo, there's
Speaker 1: some things that you just can't just let pass by, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: you don't want to open them. You don't want to
Speaker 1: open them.
Speaker 2: It's seven degrees outside? What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Actually? With my Christmas gift too, that's tough. My Christmas gift.
Speaker 4: You know, I had my my apartment eats things of
Speaker 4: mine like it just disappears, and I'm like, where the
Speaker 4: fuck did it go?
Speaker 1: My forks are going?
Speaker 4: So I was texting. I was texting Bay and I
Speaker 4: was like, yeah, I'm just going to primary to get
Speaker 4: some like cheap slippers. I need something in the house.
Speaker 4: And then he when we finally change your guests, he says, no,
Speaker 4: you got to open these gifts. You have to open
Speaker 4: this gift right now.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking.
Speaker 4: And it was a pair of ug slippers. And I
Speaker 4: was like, ah, Okay, I see why you told me
Speaker 4: to like to this.
Speaker 2: That's what I see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Hey, you watching discord complaining in the chat right now.
Speaker 1: This is how you give people gifts they need to have.
Speaker 1: If she was going somewhere and I knew I had
Speaker 1: something to accentuate the trip, I'm not gonna wait till
Speaker 1: afterwards because some shit I said before her. Listen, Yo,
Speaker 1: you need to open this one here. Take this. Don't
Speaker 1: worry about the rest right now. Right now, you still
Speaker 1: think that she was out of pot. No, I'm on
Speaker 1: his side too. Okay, on the side. Well, we have
Speaker 1: a whole new runner show today. Yeah, new producer, an
Speaker 1: old friend. She came here from Freaking T say the Bay, Yes,
Speaker 1: rest of Pace mac dre I was doing for the bag.
Speaker 1: She was working with us. She reached out to us
Speaker 1: and she came and was assistant producer. She rose in
Speaker 1: the ranks here and then went off to work with
Speaker 1: all types of other great shows and has become a
Speaker 1: force in podcasting. Freaky T. I think that's really what's
Speaker 1: her name. At one point freaking t Whanna, I'm weak
Speaker 1: that I just thought I made that up. Tianna is back.
Speaker 1: She is producing our new shows. We're going to be
Speaker 1: testing these shows. We see how it goes. She has
Speaker 1: all of these great ideas for us back.
Speaker 4: Again, and I love every single one of the ideas.
Speaker 1: The best idea that Courtney likes is the fact that
Speaker 1: the show's is going to be a little bit shorter.
Speaker 1: But okay, here we are. We are about to get
Speaker 1: into a series of games. I believe, I'm ready got it.
Speaker 1: Come on, all right, so just smack yourself.
Speaker 4: You have to prepare himself.
Speaker 1: Listen, we got a whole new format today. I'm right. Today,
Speaker 1: we're gonna start playing these games Tianna brought to us
Speaker 1: right now. It's the same. We're still going to have
Speaker 1: the discussions. In between the discussions, we will have games
Speaker 1: that we will play and then we will have questions
Speaker 1: where we will talk about them. You know. So it's
Speaker 1: it's not too much of a big change. A little
Speaker 1: bit more structure, but things. Listen, we're moving forward. It's
Speaker 1: a new year. It's a year, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And we we have gotten to a place where we're
Speaker 1: so comfortable working with each other. Let's add some spice
Speaker 1: to it. Tiana has come to add, that's kind of old.
Speaker 1: I can get a new one. In fact, in fact,
Speaker 1: it's a great jerk off pillow. I need like a
Speaker 1: red one, something with some like if.
Speaker 3: You get a red pillow, I'm never stepping forward because
Speaker 3: I have to work in his.
Speaker 4: Quorded on my chili pepper pillow.
Speaker 1: Before you know what, I'm saying, that's fire, not sour crowd.
Speaker 4: Wow, so crowd.
Speaker 1: Yo? What kind of cough?
Speaker 2: That yo? Way down in a joke?
Speaker 1: Should have some vibration on it? God damn. So some
Speaker 1: new ship. Also, by today I will be the main host.
Speaker 1: These are my two contestants, right, but going forward, all
Speaker 1: of us are going to be hosting, and we were
Speaker 1: gonna have guests on the show to you know, asking
Speaker 1: the questions, go against each other, give prizes, and also
Speaker 1: somebody's gotta be the loser stick around, because that's going
Speaker 1: to be a whole different thing. I don't even think
Speaker 1: they know what that's about. You want to be the loser? No?
Speaker 1: All right, So to start off, we got to break
Speaker 1: the ice and expose our inner freak with our first
Speaker 1: game two hards and a soft. You guys are gonna
Speaker 1: come up with two things that turn you on your
Speaker 1: hearts and one thing that turns you off. Of course
Speaker 1: that would be your soul, that would surprise other people.
Speaker 1: Each opponent will guess the others. Whoever wins gets the
Speaker 1: first point on the board to start the game. Each
Speaker 1: player will have ten seconds to guess the other's answers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: understand this, Yeah, yeah, Are you excited? She's excited. She's saying,
Speaker 1: all right, so we're gonna do two hards and a soft.
Speaker 1: Are y'all ready? Are you ready this call that y'all excited? Oh?
Speaker 4: Man, all right.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. This is fun because we're so used
Speaker 1: to just talking.
Speaker 4: For I know, we're not really structured. I saying, thank
Speaker 4: you easy.
Speaker 3: No structures got us pretty far, bro, This oneuctus pretty far.
Speaker 1: This is what she does. So and I had had
Speaker 1: that conversation when she first started, or maybe a couple
Speaker 1: of months after. I was like, oh, this is what
Speaker 1: you do for a living, This is how your life
Speaker 1: really is, all the time and running all these other people.
Speaker 1: You can't come in here and just it's probably killing her.
Speaker 1: She's like okay, so courton, yep, we have two hards
Speaker 1: and a soft. In other words, these are two truths
Speaker 1: in a lie, right, yep, you're going to state them
Speaker 1: all and loon has to figure out which ones are
Speaker 1: the truths and which one is the lie, right right, It's.
Speaker 4: On you, all right. My favorite thing to do to
Speaker 4: while a man up is to rub on his gooch
Speaker 4: while having sex. When a man I like what a
Speaker 4: man says, you're my bitch, mhm, I like to give
Speaker 4: head to the point where my nose is running and
Speaker 4: my eyes are watering.
Speaker 1: Ship, I don't even want to know which one is
Speaker 1: a lie.
Speaker 3: So we got wound up the ye you're my bitch
Speaker 3: and sucking dick till you see Jesus, I know you're
Speaker 3: a dick sucker, So that one's definitely true.
Speaker 1: Yo yo yo, It says all damn tongue. It says allum.
Speaker 1: But you call somebody in dick sucker, that's not sexy.
Speaker 1: You can't call somebody that's process of elimination. That's how
Speaker 1: I take tests.
Speaker 3: It's always see I'm gonna say, because I know you,
Speaker 3: we're gonna say, rub it on the gooch is not
Speaker 3: your thing.
Speaker 1: That's the lie.
Speaker 4: That is the lie.
Speaker 1: That's the lie.
Speaker 4: That's the lie. Why don't you it's not I don't
Speaker 4: like it. It's not my fad.
Speaker 3: So here's my thing because I know my fellow oral
Speaker 3: filatio distributor, I know she loves to do that, right,
Speaker 3: And she's also said you'reing dirty talk. She likes things
Speaker 3: like you're my bitch, slut, good girl.
Speaker 1: So I know that's her ship.
Speaker 3: She never want said nothing about no gooch, so maybe
Speaker 3: it might not not a dislike.
Speaker 1: For her, but no, it's not. It's not like in
Speaker 1: a bag for it. Right.
Speaker 4: The keyword here was favorite. It's not my favorite thing
Speaker 4: to do the wild of man up, but it's I'll
Speaker 4: do it if you want it, but it's not my
Speaker 4: favorite thing.
Speaker 1: Pay attention? Do you? Is it a go So it's
Speaker 1: not a go to you go to for you? I
Speaker 1: have to tell you rub my gooch because no guy's
Speaker 1: going to say that.
Speaker 4: I have to ask you beforehand, like do you like play?
Speaker 1: Do you ask her?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I asked that. I always ask.
Speaker 1: You know, most men is gonna say no.
Speaker 4: I mean I listen, I tell him listen. I've gone
Speaker 4: past the gouch. So nothing you do is gonna surprise me?
Speaker 1: Grown Why are you rubbing on a gouch? Go past
Speaker 1: that ship? What are we doing? That ship? Is like?
Speaker 1: That's like you know why you're being real because you
Speaker 1: be faked. I'm going to tell your lady go past
Speaker 1: the guch. Bro, I'm gonna keep it on hundred. We
Speaker 1: at the poem we do Gucca. I'm just like, yo,
Speaker 1: you ready to like do this for real? And what what?
Speaker 1: What are you an adult? What are you asking to do?
Speaker 1: Get in that ass? I'm gonna keep it on a hundred.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I always say I don't like fingering chicks. If I
Speaker 3: could eat some box because I feel like if I'm
Speaker 3: a finger I m as.
Speaker 1: Well eat it. But they like fingering and eating, all right,
Speaker 1: if I'm doing I'll do both. But I'm not just
Speaker 1: gonna do one. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing one, like if we're in a movie
Speaker 3: or something like, no rule to that, bro, you got
Speaker 3: you y be an adult?
Speaker 1: Be an adult, bro. I feel like you could finger
Speaker 1: while you doing something else. Say, if you're sucking on nipples,
Speaker 1: you can finger while you're sucking on nipples. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: you could use this different place. You don't always have
Speaker 1: to because you when we say these on these shows, right,
Speaker 1: we say things on the show. There are people out
Speaker 1: there that are trying to learn. So when you make
Speaker 1: these statements like this is the only way to do it,
Speaker 1: they might go and do that. Niggas, don't be one
Speaker 1: what to do. You can't make those type of statements,
Speaker 1: is what I'm trying to say. Is this right?
Speaker 3: I hate using finger grin as a primary source of
Speaker 3: engagement if there's other things I can do beyond that
Speaker 3: as well. So like my whole thing is I like
Speaker 3: to pussy pussy.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I mean, bro, people say it just happens
Speaker 1: the way I was farting last week, trying to get
Speaker 1: them out in the middle of people say let's just go.
Speaker 1: I was talking last week. I was there, You're disgusting.
Speaker 3: I had to leave saying ICEO plus as Nigga Plusmples
Speaker 3: is in the chat.
Speaker 1: She knows when you say random things, it just recall
Speaker 1: a moment history for me and I just have to
Speaker 1: say it. Pussy pussy popping on lyrics. Yeah all right,
Speaker 1: So lou sir, you have the first point on the board.
Speaker 1: It's time for Courtney to play the game. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: I'm ready to truth to hearts and a lie and
Speaker 1: a soft and.
Speaker 3: A soft okay, like getting my ass ate or eating
Speaker 3: ass ass play in general, I like to get freaky
Speaker 3: with toes. I like to get freaky with toes and
Speaker 3: kissing on ear lobes.
Speaker 1: Hmmm, kissingbes it's crazy, or ear drum getting freaky on
Speaker 1: the toes yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah yeah, like inside you're talking about inside.
Speaker 1: The air you ain't putting yo, So notine somebody with
Speaker 1: that long ass tongue putting that in your ear, So
Speaker 1: you need to stop tongue gaging.
Speaker 4: To stop tongue gaging, you know what I'm debating. I'm
Speaker 4: debating between the toes and the tongue because I know
Speaker 4: you like feet, you like pretty feet, and the tongue
Speaker 4: thing sounds kind of outrageous. So, especially in the in
Speaker 4: the air drum, I'm gonna say the tongue in the
Speaker 4: ear drum.
Speaker 1: It's in correct and knows the answer. I don't, you know.
Speaker 1: I hate feet, hate my own feet. I don't like
Speaker 1: feet at all, pretty feet. I like pretty feet.
Speaker 3: But so when I the reason why I said, I
Speaker 3: asked eat and getting my ass because I'm like yo,
Speaker 3: going both ways.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like that.
Speaker 3: I would never like it. I would never want I
Speaker 3: would never let no girl touch my feet.
Speaker 4: I thought you meant like I thought you was when
Speaker 4: you said the statement. I thought you were saying you
Speaker 4: were doing stuff to her feet.
Speaker 1: Now she was doing it too. I don't really like
Speaker 1: playing with her feet. If you don't like your feet,
Speaker 1: most times, you're not gonna want to focus somebody. My thing
Speaker 1: is yo. So I personally would love her sucking. But
Speaker 1: you know what, You're right, I want my toes stuck
Speaker 1: to Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She won't do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had to get That's a break I had. I
Speaker 1: got to get past that. But I hated feet for
Speaker 1: matt long and then I just have to get learn
Speaker 1: how to get past that. And now I want it
Speaker 1: done to me. I want done her. Does she want
Speaker 1: to like kissy toes? No, she hates it. She will
Speaker 1: never do it. Never, She's like no, until you get
Speaker 1: them gray toes and their fungus out of there, it's
Speaker 1: not happening. I don't blame her, bro and you got
Speaker 1: the foot fungus, that's where I'd be kissed. And she
Speaker 1: comes she came in the room with one eyelash on
Speaker 1: last night. I had it on the whole night one
Speaker 1: you know, the baddy eyelash, and the other one was off.
Speaker 2: I still had the kiss.
Speaker 1: Why you can't kiss my toes?
Speaker 4: First of all, an eyelash and to toes two different things,
Speaker 4: very different, very different things.
Speaker 1: I just feel like men hate.
Speaker 4: Well, this is the first game, right, we got many
Speaker 4: more to go, right, So this.
Speaker 1: Is what we're doing. This is our first test episode. Right.
Speaker 1: We're gonna play with this and move forward after this.
Speaker 1: We will get better at it. We will bring people in.
Speaker 1: I think we have a guest next week, right, We
Speaker 1: have a guest next week, and we're going to actually
Speaker 1: do it next week. So this is all a little
Speaker 1: test show prototype. Okay, I really want to get into
Speaker 1: the whole dating app thing again now a lot of people.
Speaker 1: First of all, we are open and honest community. We
Speaker 1: are very I don't want to say fluid, but we're
Speaker 1: with different types of lifestyles. We're opening a different genders, sexuality,
Speaker 1: all of that. You're not really able to find that
Speaker 1: on most apps, right, especially dating apps or apps with it.
Speaker 1: You know, you're linking up with people you're looking at
Speaker 1: their profiles and stuff like that, and you're not going
Speaker 1: to find things that are too much out of the
Speaker 1: norm when it comes to dating. But you have an
Speaker 1: app like Field. Field is designed around basically the lifestyle
Speaker 1: community where you have how many different types of sexualities
Speaker 1: and what you say twenty one twenty one They said
Speaker 1: you actually have options, maybe more than you think. With
Speaker 1: twenty plus sexuality and gender identities to choose from, you
Speaker 1: have the freedom to explore who you are and what
Speaker 1: you like in ways you haven't imagined. What are the
Speaker 1: things that you would say, like if you was on Field, Like,
Speaker 1: what do you think that you would say in your
Speaker 1: profile about you?
Speaker 4: Damn, I've never been on a dating app, so I
Speaker 4: would have to really sit and think about this, But
Speaker 4: Fields sounds like a cool dating app for people who
Speaker 4: are in the lifestyle and I really, I really like
Speaker 4: that for them.
Speaker 1: I only know what you would say? What do you
Speaker 1: think that you would say about you on your data
Speaker 1: app profile? And feel like petting the other ones that
Speaker 1: you know these are people that are open to whatever.
Speaker 3: What would you say if I had to pick something
Speaker 3: to put in my bio that would really speak volume
Speaker 3: for me? I probably would write something like I don't know,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm.
Speaker 1: So shy, I don't freaking know. But this is this
Speaker 1: is why I feel is actually good because it really
Speaker 1: is about transparency. We're all we're always like trying to
Speaker 1: set our ways to fit what the regular society is,
Speaker 1: and hopefully you'll be able to find somebody that's into you.
Speaker 4: Know what I mean, This is what I have to
Speaker 4: put on my profile because this is what's going to
Speaker 4: give me the most attraction here on Field is more
Speaker 4: like this is who I am. Yes, you're either gonna
Speaker 4: take me or leave me alone. And I love that.
Speaker 1: And I like, you know, maybe putting your different gender
Speaker 1: or to putting your different expression and putting your different sexuality,
Speaker 1: putting the things that you might want out of a connection.
Speaker 1: These are the things that you're openly able to put
Speaker 1: on Field, and it's actually very much appreciated and accepted
Speaker 1: when you do, so, you know what I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: I really love that about feel the fact that the
Speaker 1: lifestyle community actually has its own space space and even
Speaker 1: if you aren't too big into life style, aren't too
Speaker 1: big into any of those extra things, this is a
Speaker 1: place where community is welcome. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So I employed anybody out there that is dating right
Speaker 1: now has all of these different interests, has all of
Speaker 1: these different things that they may want to try. Go
Speaker 1: over the field and see what they have. Like you
Speaker 1: can like anybody at anytime, You can unlike anybody at
Speaker 1: any time. You can change anything about yourself, about your wants, needs, desires,
Speaker 1: anytime you want on field. There's no extra cost. You
Speaker 1: just go back and say, not into this anymore, not
Speaker 1: into this person anymore. And there is no algorithm. They're
Speaker 1: not trying to figure out. You set your own algorithm
Speaker 1: for what you want, what you like to see, what
Speaker 1: you like to experience everything on field?
Speaker 4: Can you spell that for the ladies and gentlemens and
Speaker 4: everything in between.
Speaker 3: Kings and queens and those in between. I like what
Speaker 3: you're saying. See where you're going now?
Speaker 4: How we spell on the field at F E L D.
Speaker 1: Go on to your iPhone app store, Google Play Store, anywhere.
Speaker 1: Field is available all right, download Field on any of this,
Speaker 1: set up your profile, set up your likes, set up
Speaker 1: your preferences, and let Field work for you. You did
Speaker 1: you have to? Did you have to? Did you have to? You.
Speaker 3: I was feeling you have to let's get back you
Speaker 3: ever thought you was like really doing some lit ship.
Speaker 4: And it's not really that lit.
Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't really happen.
Speaker 3: It's probably having more so for niggas, like you thought
Speaker 3: you're doing some lit ship, can happen for girls. So
Speaker 3: you're like yeah, later you're like, yo, it wasn't really
Speaker 3: that lit. So maybe like a couple, maybe like a
Speaker 3: little bit after Christmas, me and I shot you, you go
Speaker 3: out bowling, right, So, so her gas thing was kind
Speaker 3: of low. I'm like, yo, let me just stop at
Speaker 3: the gas station and gas you up real quick.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: So I go to the to the joint to the pump.
Speaker 3: She goes, no, take my car, Like nah, it's cool,
Speaker 3: you feel me. And she's like no, it's cool, Like
Speaker 3: take my car. I'm like, yo' yo, I'm telling you
Speaker 3: just use my card. I'm like, all right, so I
Speaker 3: much put in. She's like, put in I think fifty whatever?
Speaker 3: We putting in fifty whatever?
Speaker 1: Gay?
Speaker 3: How about your Wow, she don't want me to spend
Speaker 3: my bread like you. That's so fire like fuck with
Speaker 3: you a fuck with you? Right, So I can't keep
Speaker 3: say whatever. So that was last that was December. So
Speaker 3: now today we talk and it's down the third blah
Speaker 3: blah blah, and she's like, damn, I gotta I hate
Speaker 3: having to get gas. It was like getting gassed at
Speaker 3: night on the morning is inconvenienced. And you see, if
Speaker 3: he was beefing this week to see if you wasn't
Speaker 3: acting ass, I would have gassed you up. She goes, you, No,
Speaker 3: many want you a little funky ass tween I was
Speaker 3: worth of gas. I was like, fuck you me like,
Speaker 3: I'm like, wait, oh, that's why you ain't want me
Speaker 3: to use my car. You ain't gonna pulling enough bread.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, she goes, I tell you a
Speaker 3: piece of shit.
Speaker 1: She started laughing. A you only put twenty hours thirty,
Speaker 1: like thirty, so you didn't feel a tank up? It
Speaker 1: was only half? Did you feel her went to full?
Speaker 1: Went to full?
Speaker 4: Well, you said she put fifty in, so she so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she put I mean you know it depends on
Speaker 1: what gas. Say she go to. I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to figure out this play right now. Somebody's lying.
Speaker 1: So long story short, she was just on some ship.
Speaker 3: Was like yo, like and in reality, Nigga put more
Speaker 3: gas you think you're doing a cute thner, let me
Speaker 3: just gass you up.
Speaker 1: But it's like, nigga, you're not putting.
Speaker 4: If you want to gast somebody else, you gotta put
Speaker 4: their ship on full.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yo, women, y'all yo, y'all yo, yo always
Speaker 1: something yo. Always do that. Here y'all go, because when
Speaker 1: y'all gassing our ship up. Ever, it's just like, yo,
Speaker 1: y'all want everything, son, everything, you got to gass me
Speaker 1: all the way up?
Speaker 4: I mean I would I would if I'm saying I'm
Speaker 4: gonna pay for your guys, I would think that I'm
Speaker 4: just doing what I would expect for someone to expect
Speaker 4: me to do. Like if I'm saying I'm gassing you up,
Speaker 4: I'm putting your ship all the way to full. You
Speaker 4: say I can't, I can't ask for that.
Speaker 1: I feel like a bad bitch. Was like, no, because
Speaker 1: because are you gonna if your ship is like on
Speaker 1: E are you gonna put in the whole fifty on
Speaker 1: her card if she gives you a car for your car? No?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, You're gonna do a little twenty.
Speaker 4: Move and then I'm gonna be like, why did you
Speaker 4: do that, and then.
Speaker 1: She'll be like, no, fill it up, fill it up,
Speaker 1: but only the real ones this one. Yeah, yeah, she did,
Speaker 1: like thanks.
Speaker 3: The real real like no, no, don't stop till the
Speaker 3: ship pop.
Speaker 1: Women are so damn funny. All right, So in the
Speaker 1: first round, Loan obviously won Courtney, you were the loser.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're loser, but you didn't get a
Speaker 1: point on the board, right, But it's fine that happened.
Speaker 1: Let's get into our first discussion of the show. Society
Speaker 1: often has all of these views about what's masculine, what's feminine,
Speaker 1: what men should do, what men shouldn't do. How do
Speaker 1: y'all think that those stereotypes actually affect the way men
Speaker 1: show up in relationships, where men show up in the bedroom,
Speaker 1: you know, how how they actually identify based off of
Speaker 1: these so called expectations of them, And how can we
Speaker 1: go to break free of those stereotypes in ways that
Speaker 1: will help improve men's sexual health and relationships and in
Speaker 1: the way they view themselves. You know, And a lot
Speaker 1: of times you do things yourself that people make view
Speaker 1: you shouldn't do that's feminine, like say, wearing your hair
Speaker 1: in the man but or dancing you can't be too
Speaker 1: good a dancing. I was reading on Twitter the other day.
Speaker 1: Women were like, I don't like women dance. I don't
Speaker 1: like men being too good of a dancing. You can't
Speaker 1: I can't dance. I can't like rock with you. I
Speaker 1: can't like Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3: I'm imagine you go to the bathroom, right this is going,
Speaker 3: and you you tell you I'm going to the bathroom,
Speaker 3: coming right back, and you come back from the bathroom,
Speaker 3: and it's a big assiring the.
Speaker 4: Club and my nigga going off, and.
Speaker 1: He like, ro yo, I think you that right.
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna see his name with a mutual friend
Speaker 3: of our date somebody, right, I would get in trouble.
Speaker 1: He don't matter. It was Dan's girl, he would say, yo, bro.
Speaker 3: The one thing I used to piss me off about
Speaker 3: her is that I will step away from a second
Speaker 3: and I come back and she used to be in
Speaker 3: the club flexing, and shit, she really be in the club,
Speaker 3: like Safari.
Speaker 1: You gotta be talking about Stormy p No, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you off here, but yeah, again, these are things
Speaker 1: men do right, or ways that men present and whatever
Speaker 1: ways that make them feel comfortable and society may be like,
Speaker 1: that's not maskling.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, y'all have that running list on Twitter?
Speaker 4: What did you call the sassy list?
Speaker 3: That should been running for like ten years. It's like
Speaker 3: two thousands men can't do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like two thousand things you can't do.
Speaker 3: You really can't love your mom too much. You gotta
Speaker 3: be born and die, yeah, nothing in between.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I don't think that's fair. Also, I think
Speaker 4: one way to combat this is stop touch some grass
Speaker 4: and don't listen to social media.
Speaker 1: I mean, but social media, with social these expectations were
Speaker 1: for social media.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I feel like, row, we're getting a little
Speaker 4: bit more ridiculous down that social media is out. Like
Speaker 4: niggas can't have umbrellas. That's too sad.
Speaker 1: I never use umbrellas. What you're seeing from social media
Speaker 1: is people actually saying real stigmas that we've lived with
Speaker 1: our whole lives. I've never used an umbrella.
Speaker 4: What is this beef?
Speaker 1: My girl has an umbrella and she's trying to put
Speaker 1: me under the umbrella. I'm like, nah, nigga, just get wet.
Speaker 4: But I but okay, fine, that you got that one.
Speaker 4: But what about the most ridiculous shit that's on that list.
Speaker 1: Those things all are things. Yo.
Speaker 4: Actually some of them are very ridiculous. I don't think
Speaker 4: they're based off of anything. I think they're based off
Speaker 4: of just should that people come out of their heads.
Speaker 1: I agree. But these these are the stigmas that people
Speaker 1: look at masculine versus feminists.
Speaker 4: That's what I said.
Speaker 1: Like a dude that loves his mom too much, they'd
Speaker 1: be like, Yo, your MoMA's boy, Like, that's that's an ick.
Speaker 1: You do you too much? You're with your mom if
Speaker 1: I call you too many times, and when you're with
Speaker 1: your mom, it's an ick. It's what they're saying, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. So these are things that actually
Speaker 1: shape the way men behave loom, Am I right wrong?
Speaker 1: Not you because you love your mom?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love my mom, But you'd be with me
Speaker 3: looking at loom like you with your mom again. God damn,
Speaker 3: that's here like twice a year. But yeah, definitely definitely
Speaker 3: is something that I feel is a true thing. Also,
Speaker 3: it even goes beyond the social media. These are things
Speaker 3: because it's we're conditioned so much that like it's not
Speaker 3: even just a rhetoric from this guy's as also women
Speaker 3: as well, So like it's kind of hard few to
Speaker 3: dodge bullet when's coming from both directions. I ain't need
Speaker 3: I can't stop bullets, nigga. And so it goes from
Speaker 3: you got to start that shit from like young. So
Speaker 3: you know what so far was taking somebody. You know
Speaker 3: why they call conditioning conditioning? You have a condition your hair? Well,
Speaker 3: I know you don't watch like that when you condition
Speaker 3: your hair?
Speaker 2: What yo, but why don't wash my hair?
Speaker 1: I got nothing but mad in my shower because you
Speaker 1: don't know waves. I don't put on do ram. Oh
Speaker 1: sorry my fault wave shame. See no, no that's not
Speaker 1: that's not mad, not just bad hair. Ship.
Speaker 3: But now what I was saying was though, so like
Speaker 3: when you when when you condition your hair, you literally
Speaker 3: use the condition to like construct the texture, like the
Speaker 3: pattern of your hair. Same thing with like social not
Speaker 3: social constructions, the same thing with like social conditioning. It's
Speaker 3: like when you started from like such an early age,
Speaker 3: you just rooted in that ship, you know, so you
Speaker 3: grow up thinking, Yo, Damn, as a nigga, I really
Speaker 3: can't walk under an umbrella or as a nigga, Damn,
Speaker 3: I really can't cry if I fall off my bike
Speaker 3: and that ship hurt. You can't really do the easy.
Speaker 3: I can't express how I'm feeling all that type of ship.
Speaker 3: I can't fucking be too freaky be gay?
Speaker 4: So how does that stop?
Speaker 1: Do you?
Speaker 4: Guys? You have children? Have you have you? Have you
Speaker 4: installed in numbers? Just like, no, we're not going by
Speaker 4: these social norms social norms.
Speaker 1: Or I just think that men being more expressive of
Speaker 1: how they feel is one thing. I don't think that
Speaker 1: nobody asks most men how they feel? Are you okay?
Speaker 1: How does that make you feel? And it's uncomfortable even
Speaker 1: if you go to therapy and they ask you that.
Speaker 1: A lot of times you don't even know how to
Speaker 1: answer that question. It's something that you've never been asked before,
Speaker 1: never had to tap into that. How did this behavior
Speaker 1: make you feel? How does that affect you? That shit
Speaker 1: is so uncomfortable your hands starts sweating, your ass starts sweating.
Speaker 1: Because it's like, am I supposed to even know how
Speaker 1: to answer this question? Or like what if I say
Speaker 1: I was hurt? Niggas don't talk like that. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Niggas don't talk So yeah, from young,
Speaker 1: I definitely ask my kids how they feel, you know,
Speaker 1: how do they think this behavior is gonna make them
Speaker 1: react later on or how it made them react on
Speaker 1: And it's different with me. Of course, my son's are autistic,
Speaker 1: so speaking of them in that way. But at the
Speaker 1: same time, I do like the fact that sometimes you like, yo,
Speaker 1: that hurt my feelings. Shit, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it, honey.
Speaker 3: You kind of even gotta go a step further, Like
Speaker 3: you kind of gotta be like a Martin Luther King
Speaker 3: or a Malcolm x Dare I say you want like
Speaker 3: a Jesus you kind of gotta put yourself out there
Speaker 3: and like, Yo, look listen, I know niggas is not
Speaker 3: jacking this right now, but Yo, this is what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: And if I gotta get sacrificed, you know, you're gonna
Speaker 3: get shamed and get made fun of. But if I
Speaker 3: got to be the sacrificial lamb for people to understand, like,
Speaker 3: you know what, shit he did it? When you are
Speaker 3: behind this, niggas, I kind of feel the same.
Speaker 1: Way I think we do the other time here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we do it, but we need to get other
Speaker 1: guys to also do that.
Speaker 3: We are doing getting other guys. That's that's kind of
Speaker 3: how you stop that rhetoric, right, I got to be
Speaker 3: a sacrificial lamb.
Speaker 4: There is a positive influence in the show that you know,
Speaker 4: you don't see because you're in the thick of it,
Speaker 4: But when you really talk to people, you're like, oh shit,
Speaker 4: you really learned that from this show, or you you
Speaker 4: took advice. I was just talking to be talking. I
Speaker 4: mean some real ship, but I would just be talking
Speaker 4: to be talking. I didn't know this actually influenced you.
Speaker 4: And that's why you gotta be kind of careful when
Speaker 4: you have shows and podcasts and you just spewing rhetoric
Speaker 4: that doesn't that's just bullshit. You know, those those podcasts,
Speaker 4: those shows where it's like women versus men and yah
Speaker 4: yah yah, and like, oh, men should be like this,
Speaker 4: women should be like that, the red pill, like that,
Speaker 4: you influence people.
Speaker 1: People who don't know themselves are looking for ways to
Speaker 1: find a lot.
Speaker 4: Of people don't know find themselves.
Speaker 1: People don't know them, and you idolize people on social media.
Speaker 1: You idolize people that have followers, or that get women,
Speaker 1: or that have cars and have jewry to have money,
Speaker 1: and then when they say things you sometimes that seed
Speaker 1: is planted in you to you know, because maybe that's
Speaker 1: the way that I can be looked at like him.
Speaker 1: And I think that it's very What is the road
Speaker 1: let's travel? Now, that's a book going into that. But
Speaker 1: you need to be comfortable being the outsider, especially as
Speaker 1: a man, because all of the things that they pack
Speaker 1: us into as men is shit that's probably not good
Speaker 1: for you. So you need to be comfortable being outside
Speaker 1: of that pack and saying, Yo, nobody else defind me
Speaker 1: but me. And I was saying this on social media
Speaker 1: the other day. I said, Yo, y'all follow so many
Speaker 1: rules set by other niggas, and y'all act like y'all
Speaker 1: that nigga. No nigga is following everybody else's rule exactly. No, man,
Speaker 1: It's like, yo, this is what every other man do.
Speaker 1: I make my own rules. I break everybody else's rules.
Speaker 1: And those are the ways that you become that nigga
Speaker 1: because you don't follow nobody else's playbook. So why is
Speaker 1: it that in everything that you do every day you're
Speaker 1: worried about what other people think? That's not that niggas shit.
Speaker 1: I can answer that for you to be honest.
Speaker 3: It's gonna sound crazy, but I don't want to say
Speaker 3: it comes from lack of father figures, but it comes
Speaker 3: from lack of superior male influence. You know what I'm
Speaker 3: saying because I say this all the time. Bro, you
Speaker 3: can have the best mom.
Speaker 1: In the world.
Speaker 3: Your mom is on a scale of one to ten,
Speaker 3: one hundred percent good mom. She's still only doing fifty
Speaker 3: percent of the job as like a parent because you
Speaker 3: got a whole paternal bubble that needs to be filled.
Speaker 3: And if your pop's not there, you're gonna fk out.
Speaker 3: Somebody else is gonna feel a relative like it or not.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep a hundred. When I was young, I
Speaker 3: was listening to Cameron keep it a hundred. I'm keeping
Speaker 3: it up, yo.
Speaker 1: No, here's a thing. You're taking a game, bro. I
Speaker 1: listened no what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So when he says, you know, when he said ship
Speaker 3: like she she I picked up a bat like maguire backsmack.
Speaker 1: That was bad at up. Me and my mom really
Speaker 1: used to have problem.
Speaker 3: I used to really like be violating my mom as
Speaker 3: a kid because I used to hear that shit in music,
Speaker 3: and that's the kind of influence.
Speaker 1: I was going off. I'm keeping it a hundred.
Speaker 3: So what I'm saying is like YO, when you so
Speaker 3: when you say nobody some other rule, It's like, YO,
Speaker 3: they're gonna somebody's gonna seep.
Speaker 1: Into that bubble. You really got to be careful. You
Speaker 1: let get in there facts. But can ca Why let
Speaker 1: you let him get this off? I can't believe y'all.
Speaker 1: I just want diplomatic community. Bro.
Speaker 4: I'm very curious about how Cameron got in the mix.
Speaker 1: That's all we're going through your mind talking about this
Speaker 1: is this is, this has come home?
Speaker 3: Come home with me, Cam, You feel me like two
Speaker 3: thousand and one, I will never get I bought that.
Speaker 1: Buleg I played that ship down. It walked my mind.
Speaker 1: I can't even lie. I thought about stealing the mone
Speaker 1: out the collection plate. I kid you not. This is
Speaker 1: why they said that man that's so homo social like
Speaker 1: you really, I was getting that nigga, you ain't know
Speaker 1: your dad figure all right?
Speaker 2: I was eight.
Speaker 1: We got a new game, right, it is what it is.
Speaker 1: That was a great combo.
Speaker 4: It was you don't be getting that deep that too
Speaker 4: much on the show.
Speaker 1: I mean, we try, loon, were trying to get fake deep.
Speaker 3: Every Yeah, y'all just very surface we surface level, surface level, Okay,
Speaker 3: well I can have called me.
Speaker 1: Shallow before, you don't say all right, So this next
Speaker 1: game is called hard to Please, when we dive deep
Speaker 1: into the male psyche and uncover what really gets men
Speaker 1: going and groaning in your bedroom. Plus, we'll tackle a
Speaker 1: dating scene and see if love is truly dead or
Speaker 1: just in a deep sleep nap. This is the final
Speaker 1: game of the episode, so it'll be like the money Maker.
Speaker 1: You'll be able to rack up points and things going court,
Speaker 1: and you've got a time to recover and actually win.
Speaker 1: Our producers have come up with some trivia style questions
Speaker 1: surrounding men's sexual health and wellness, to which you both
Speaker 1: will answer to the best of your abilities.
Speaker 4: I whoever thinks that.
Speaker 1: They know the answer must press the button. We're gonna
Speaker 1: pull out a button for your all. The press not
Speaker 1: the bell, not this. We have to actually have a button.
Speaker 1: Tiana bought us a button from there. You have three
Speaker 1: seconds to answer correctly. Whoever does earns the point. Okay,
Speaker 1: the contestant with the most points wins the entire game.
Speaker 1: The prize you get to cream pie. The other guest.
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait, wait. When we say.
Speaker 2: Got to be by.
Speaker 1: All the time we had a break, you better you
Speaker 1: better answer. Well, okay, she claim your prize. Ready?
Speaker 4: Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Ready? This is fun. I like it as we as
Speaker 1: we get You know, this is our first time reading it.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean we'll get better at it as
Speaker 4: we go.
Speaker 1: So and it all right? Oh god, I've been sleep.
Speaker 1: The young want me to swallow my young. I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna lie. It's a lot easier for me, y'all be
Speaker 1: having to travel. I'll be like, yo, y'all get out,
Speaker 1: y'all get out. I push everything off the bed, and
Speaker 1: I'd be going. I'd be waiting for yesterday to leave.
Speaker 1: He can't wait today. He never heard him this quiet?
Speaker 4: He trust me. I want to go.
Speaker 1: I have never heard him this. Look at how quiet
Speaker 1: he is today. Nigga's barely here. You all right, bro?
Speaker 4: He said, the schools kicking his ass the first day.
Speaker 1: Yo. I always say people that choose to be around kids,
Speaker 1: especially when they don't have kids. That's y'all are a
Speaker 1: different breed of person. Bro. Lune you doing it yesterday,
Speaker 1: you're doing it. Listen to somebody that I pay the bills. Man,
Speaker 1: them kids kids paying the bills. Yo, do what you want, bro,
Speaker 1: I don't that's what you were saying in school, Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't hit her and in front of the discord. So
Speaker 1: what what you do? What you're doing right now in school?
Speaker 1: So you're a substitute teacher, Okay, what was your first
Speaker 1: day like being a substitute teacher? Last week? Monday or Tuesday?
Speaker 1: It was fire? Bro.
Speaker 3: I had a kid that so I get like the challenge,
Speaker 3: the real challenging kids. So I got a kid that
Speaker 3: was like knowing to be very challenging, pulled up, looked
Speaker 3: at me up and down, looking him up and down.
Speaker 3: This high school, no, this was elementary school.
Speaker 4: Elementary that was?
Speaker 3: That was very great yea. And yeah, we had a
Speaker 3: really good day. He didn't give any trouble. We was
Speaker 3: vibing with chilling, laughing a joke and he got his
Speaker 3: work done. And you know, you say, he ain't say
Speaker 3: me like yo, you know, I like you mister? What
Speaker 3: I was like, Yeah, you told me your last name. No,
Speaker 3: I told my first name my last that's fire, you
Speaker 3: feel me? So was that was actually kind of tough.
Speaker 3: And then I went to this other school now it's
Speaker 3: the school I've been at for the last couple of days.
Speaker 3: Today I got a really really challenging kid, like he
Speaker 3: got to be like one of the most challenging kids,
Speaker 3: and he was while on the whole day. And then
Speaker 3: I sat, I took him outside. We got a little
Speaker 3: talk and came back in the classroom and he was listening, chilling,
Speaker 3: doing his work, vib and laughing, reading, participating, and it
Speaker 3: was cool, bro, ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1: It was that that's cool.
Speaker 4: I think kids need to see people that look like you.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm.
Speaker 1: Saying, Like, there's people people that look like them, black people.
Speaker 4: Not just not black people, black men.
Speaker 1: It's not like black men in education.
Speaker 4: There's not a lot of black men in education.
Speaker 1: It's almost the same as being in the house. You
Speaker 1: need that male figure. And when I was in junior
Speaker 1: high school, it was in the cameon too, there was
Speaker 1: a black came the Luther vandros the drop by talking
Speaker 1: about something. Let's do another age joke hair.
Speaker 2: And now.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, what I was saying
Speaker 1: is what I remember most out of all of my
Speaker 1: years in school is the one black male teacher that
Speaker 1: I had to this day. I know his name everything.
Speaker 1: I don't remember nobody else's name, none of my other
Speaker 1: teacher's name. I remember that one teacher and again he
Speaker 1: we went by his first name. Yep, it wasn't mister
Speaker 1: this it was. His name was Woody paulse All right,
Speaker 1: are you all ready? We brought the button out has
Speaker 1: an X on it. I love that. I love the
Speaker 1: fact that it has this X on it. Right, Courtney,
Speaker 1: are you ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I'm gonna try to wrack up some points here, loon,
Speaker 4: are you ready?
Speaker 1: Good? It is cream pie time with the game hard
Speaker 1: to please. I have a bunch of questions here. You
Speaker 1: hit the button, you win, or whoever hits the button
Speaker 1: first you have three seconds to answer the question to
Speaker 1: rack up points to win. Whoever loses gets cream pie.
Speaker 1: Its kind of freaking, that's crazy, Like I want to
Speaker 1: see what this cream pie is about.
Speaker 4: I'm about to figure out because cream pie can be
Speaker 4: many things, and.
Speaker 1: Already, yeah, mama is only one thing. All right, here
Speaker 1: we go, True orful, Black men are more likely to
Speaker 1: die from prostate cancer than men of others.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 1: I'm not a lefties, are y'all good? Break up.
Speaker 4: My hands, but I got that point.
Speaker 1: I won that round and says that's true. Answer true.
Speaker 1: This highlights a disparity that needs to be addressed in
Speaker 1: the healthcare system, right that first point. That first point
Speaker 1: goes to Courtney. Ready for the next question? True or false?
Speaker 1: Why are your hand raised? Though y'are good? We can't
Speaker 1: be like preposition. It was like a preposition. Circumcised men
Speaker 1: are less sensitive than uncircumcis.
Speaker 7: What's up man? Loan just smacked the buzz. Goddamn brofunction.
Speaker 2: He didn't even ship man.
Speaker 1: Yo, You've got to relax, bro. You got question true? True?
Speaker 1: The fun and that is the false. Research is inconclusive
Speaker 1: and sensitivity is subjective. Okay. Loon does not get a point.
Speaker 1: Courtney is still up one zero one one. Are you
Speaker 1: ready for the next question? True or false? More men
Speaker 1: put your hand down more men than women. Women report
Speaker 1: feeling lonely Loan? Yo, Yo, what's the answer? Truly to Loon?
Speaker 1: Answer is true? He actually gets that point. Loon is
Speaker 1: up to.
Speaker 4: To be fair, he's close to the buzz.
Speaker 1: Even between the next question, what is the most common
Speaker 1: cause of male infertility? Yo?
Speaker 2: It's literally you know I'm hitting the bell.
Speaker 1: What do you want me to do. Y'all out of
Speaker 1: pocket today? Pocket? Yeah, I can't even what's going on.
Speaker 1: I haven't even heard the buzzer yet. It just keeps slapping. Oh,
Speaker 1: y'all good Now, I had multiple choice, but you you
Speaker 1: hit the bell. That didn't let me finish, So go ahead.
Speaker 1: I literally can't answer. So why did you hit the bell?
Speaker 2: I thought it was true first.
Speaker 1: Now loan, you're saying that you don't have an answer.
Speaker 1: You didn't give no answers. You hit the bell. So
Speaker 1: now the bell it ain't buzz No, I cannot go Fortney,
Speaker 1: I will finish the answer and finish answers. You have
Speaker 1: a chance to answer. To answer the question, all right,
Speaker 1: let's go and large scrotum vein, chronic masturbation, rectile dysfunction.
Speaker 1: What is the most common cause of two times? See
Speaker 1: to late? You ain't answering three seconds? Don't be cheated.
Speaker 1: You said three seconds style dysfunction. That is not the answer.
Speaker 1: What answer point? You don't? Neither one of you get
Speaker 1: a point? Answer? Is something called a variocily biro something
Speaker 1: like that?
Speaker 4: Is that a the enlarged.
Speaker 1: Veins in this scroll them main cause of male infertility?
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Next? Question is, can y'all please not
Speaker 1: batter the bell? We just got it. On average, how
Speaker 1: many times a day do men think about sex?
Speaker 4: There's multiple answers. Weren't they multiple choice?
Speaker 1: There's multiple choice? A, oh, matter of fact, you hit
Speaker 1: the bell three three? That is not there. On average?
Speaker 1: How many times a day do men think about sex? A?
Speaker 1: One hundred and sixty four, B seventy eight C nineteen.
Speaker 4: Ooh, I'm gonna go as one.
Speaker 1: You said, Ah, that is also not true. What do
Speaker 1: you think we are sixty four? I even think one
Speaker 1: hundred sixty four times a day? What you think we
Speaker 1: think about sex one hundreds and sixty four times that day?
Speaker 1: It's definitely nineteen nineteen.
Speaker 4: It can't be nineteen the answer.
Speaker 1: Research suggests it's around nineteen times a day. Interesting, loon
Speaker 1: is still up to to one. Okay, we have a
Speaker 1: bunch of more questions. What percentage of men experience at
Speaker 1: rectile dysfunction? This is a multiple choice. I want to finish.
Speaker 1: Wht me finished?
Speaker 4: Should have?
Speaker 1: Just what percent of men experience at rectile dysfunction at
Speaker 1: some point in their lives? A thirty percent, B fifty
Speaker 1: two percent, C eighteen percent. It's not fair. I'm going
Speaker 1: it's really not fair.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say fifty b fifty fifty two percent,
Speaker 3: fifty two percent.
Speaker 1: Luin is up three to one. The answer is fifty
Speaker 1: two percent, Courtney. How you doing over there? Losing? Courty's like,
Speaker 1: I get cream piet all the time. It doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: but I do like cream pieing. She's like, I do
Speaker 1: want a cream pie man. So she's tried before. She
Speaker 1: had a little difficulty.
Speaker 4: I ain't getting no cream out, ass I have.
Speaker 1: I've done this before. Free oh asses be creaming creaming,
Speaker 1: to be creaming yesterday? What you're looking like that for cream?
Speaker 1: I got it. I ain't never seen a creamy assess.
Speaker 1: I don't worry about.
Speaker 5: That's peace, all right, You got com in a discord.
Speaker 1: Shout out to if you know you know I'm seeing
Speaker 1: self lou True or false. The average man produces enough
Speaker 1: sperm in a day to repopulate the entire plant Courtney one,
Speaker 1: that y'all are killing this bell. We got have to
Speaker 1: invest the more, though. I'll just let you know, Courtney three.
Speaker 1: False answer is false false m the average man cannot.
Speaker 1: I think we we eight billion.
Speaker 4: Sperms billions, eight billion sperms.
Speaker 1: No, that's like how many? How many? Eight billion is
Speaker 1: having people? Eight thousand million? You really think we make
Speaker 1: that much sperm in today? Wait? Huh, well a thousand million,
Speaker 1: eight number.
Speaker 4: One, eight thousand million, eight thousand.
Speaker 1: Million, eight billion is eight thousand million?
Speaker 4: Who actually said I'm.
Speaker 1: Just trying to break it down. Since you understand how
Speaker 1: absurd that is. You're supposed to be my family Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: It's not sometimes understand why he goes against me so much.
Speaker 1: He doesn't Thanksgiving? True or false? Men can orgasm from
Speaker 1: anal sex. Courtney wins on the side.
Speaker 2: The side.
Speaker 1: Is on there.
Speaker 4: Yes, true, men can orgasm through anal sex.
Speaker 3: Answer is true and it's fine.
Speaker 1: Answer true through prostate simulation.
Speaker 4: Three three baby three three.
Speaker 1: Wow. I was not expecting this to catch up so fast, son,
Speaker 1: You're winning? What is under you?
Speaker 4: It was like this, pky, can we can we record?
Speaker 1: Where's David? Was really good? Yo? You can't play spade
Speaker 1: with you. You know he's making up. You have to
Speaker 1: hit the top of the bell. That's the rule that
Speaker 1: is there. You don't have to hit the top of
Speaker 1: the bell because you is tight. You honestly, I will
Speaker 1: cheat for Courtney against you because you watched me get
Speaker 1: beat up in a wrestling match. Just put your feet
Speaker 1: up on the couch. You watched me get almost choked out,
Speaker 1: and you're sitting here getting mad over a buzzer that
Speaker 1: you beat the fun the hell so yes, I will
Speaker 1: cheat for Courtney. I have to compt I don't care.
Speaker 2: He literally jumped me. He ain't saying and man over.
Speaker 1: The fucking buzzer with the record. You didn't tag me.
Speaker 4: And the hardy boys over here, you gotta tag me.
Speaker 1: In What percentage of men have admitted to watching porn
Speaker 1: at work? A seventy percent, b twenty percent. You see
Speaker 1: down the cheat you'll be talking about.
Speaker 4: But look, how look how about handed I have?
Speaker 1: Your hand is dead ass right right.
Speaker 2: Is right here?
Speaker 1: I gotta see forty.
Speaker 4: Percent mabbit.
Speaker 1: Is it's really it's really bad.
Speaker 2: His face, horrible face, he looks hord.
Speaker 1: His cheese is crazy seventy percent and a twenty eighteen
Speaker 1: study fast.
Speaker 4: Twenty yeah of men admitted to watching his line at work.
Speaker 1: How many twin the niggas lions?
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly the lions.
Speaker 1: I told you that that it would have been way
Speaker 1: more than was she supposed to have to answer.
Speaker 4: That no, go wrong.
Speaker 1: She gets the point. She's up four to three. I
Speaker 1: don't know because I will have more.
Speaker 2: She doesn't get the point.
Speaker 4: Nobody gets the point.
Speaker 1: Really, you really are cheating ass bitch? You see that?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Points that I would have been
Speaker 1: three four? You're gonna not give me my point to
Speaker 1: give her her what? It's actually disgusting. I'm not even
Speaker 1: gonna myself some niggas you.
Speaker 5: Just got make up? This is yes, trying to make
Speaker 5: up rules. That's crazy, you say, bro, no drink was wrong.
Speaker 5: I'm not have to sue you in Joey.
Speaker 1: First of all, can you turn back into your you.
Speaker 3: Know, because it's my left hand, you're literally I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not left handed.
Speaker 1: I'm not. You're facing the bell. I can't like this
Speaker 1: closer to the middle. I'm gonna have to come like
Speaker 1: this is this not discussion.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't like.
Speaker 1: I don't like losing, disgusting going it's nash. What's the bell?
Speaker 1: What's the price? The score? No? What's the score? We
Speaker 1: got a couple more? What's the score? With three? Three
Speaker 1: times discussed? Yes, yes, reiterating who will get the loser
Speaker 1: gets cream pie? How many more? Oh we have? This
Speaker 1: is the last question. Mm hm, oh my god, hand already.
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna say nothing. I literally just said, I'll
Speaker 1: be talking about stops to steal.
Speaker 3: This is ship Drake was rapping about for real. The
Speaker 3: labels out to get me. I'm about to see harder
Speaker 3: so the labels they fucking play with my name, bro,
Speaker 3: This is how got that track?
Speaker 1: I understand fighting exactly as embarrassing. I understand. I understand fighting.
Speaker 1: I understand. I've never seen lou beltdown.
Speaker 4: I've never seen the satelloon either.
Speaker 1: This is a complex before cream pie time. It's cool.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it. Yo, it's three three. I'm not talking
Speaker 1: to talking to oh bro? True or false? Damn? What
Speaker 1: what I do? Looking at me? For regular exercise can
Speaker 1: improve my hand? Was all the way over there. Nothing
Speaker 1: We got him. We got him to do what record?
Speaker 1: I should be sitting here? We're equal, got my right
Speaker 1: hand all the way over here? What type of ship
Speaker 1: is that? True? It was about to get me, all right,
Speaker 1: It was about to get regular exercise can improve function.
Speaker 1: It was to get me. It was out to get me. Cheated.
Speaker 1: They cheated. Guess what everybody? It is cream pie time? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How do we cream pie? A guy on here? What
Speaker 1: is going on? Oh? I haven't right. It is creepy.
Speaker 4: That's what you meant by cream pieh so good?
Speaker 1: Are you ready for this? Are you ready to get
Speaker 1: cream pie? It's your first time? You're not excited for
Speaker 1: your first time. We've we've done a lot of first
Speaker 1: time this podcast pie. It looks like it tastes good.
Speaker 1: Move the button out of the way. Yes, it is
Speaker 1: time for Lon loom. Hey, I'm getting your niggas first
Speaker 1: cream pie, my brother. I love this for you. You think
Speaker 1: I love this for you? Do you think you think
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it? She's doing it. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: what you just said. I'm getting you your first grand
Speaker 1: Oh you've been cream pie before. I'm not breaking your
Speaker 1: your cream pie virginity. This is crazy. Let's go. Let's
Speaker 1: see it. Little why I want to see this. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get you back. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: It's funny because it was one thing about from the
Speaker 3: tables exadass turn. I'm excited, you know that, right, Let's go?
Speaker 1: All right whenever you're ready?
Speaker 2: Yo, all wait a minute, what the fund one thing
Speaker 2: to play this game? Well? Hey, why are you trying
Speaker 2: to break my nose?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That's a song. That is a song.
Speaker 2: Wait, I doesn't kick?
Speaker 1: Was so?
Speaker 2: Why did you go so hard? I was trying.
Speaker 1: I was on your side, my dad, my bad. Yeah, Yo,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? Bro? I'm gonna keep it a hunter? Right? Wow?
Speaker 3: I was with not getting creepy today and I wanted
Speaker 3: it to be him.
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 6: That was wow crazy like she's trying to break my nose.
Speaker 1: Yo. For so, here's my thing? Where did the cake go?
Speaker 4: It's it's on the floor, it's on the floor.
Speaker 1: It's heart, nigga.
Speaker 3: I was Jamaican macaroni and cheese.
Speaker 4: This is hard.
Speaker 1: That was a you so what thought?
Speaker 2: It was a soft hate in my bad?
Speaker 4: You went for the fields.
Speaker 1: You know, you're really not a good person. I was bound.
Speaker 4: Sorry, look your hair. I'll join you. I'll join you
Speaker 4: for doing that. I'll do I'm gonna lie, I'll join you.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Look look now we're twins.
Speaker 4: Now were twins?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Name of the father son Ash Wednesday. Bro. That is
Speaker 1: kind of good. All right, let's move forward. Oh please,
Speaker 1: don't get that on my carpet.
Speaker 4: It's not on your carpet.
Speaker 1: Definitely on my pain.
Speaker 4: It's on your painting crazy that I'm sorry about.
Speaker 1: It's not nuts, Yes, yes, that's not nuts out of pocket?
Speaker 1: Did y'all keep oh week? The cameras recorded all that, right,
Speaker 1: I want you to see how hard she tried to
Speaker 1: hit me with that cake.
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna lie I was a haymaker broker.
Speaker 1: No, that was a punch.
Speaker 7: No, we gotta investigate that.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: That was worse than Loon. That punch was worse than
Speaker 1: Loon's anticsty entire on fucking show, just trying to break
Speaker 1: my ship? All right? Yeah, the painting that transgender got.
Speaker 4: I come on, amazing, amazing.
Speaker 1: Something we hear women often complain about is how bad
Speaker 1: men are at pleasing women sexually on average? Are men
Speaker 1: disproportionately performing worse in the bedroom over women? Do women
Speaker 1: deserve some of the smoke? Like? Do y'all? Is it
Speaker 1: some of y'all fault? We're gonna drop a poll on
Speaker 1: our Instagram right now and we'll announce the vote at
Speaker 1: the end of the episode.
Speaker 3: All right, yo, Yeah, just like heard some ship and
Speaker 3: just thought it was law with already looking into it.
Speaker 1: What thought it was law? Law? Yeah? Like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: a fact. That's a fact. Definitely. I've heard. I've thought,
Speaker 1: I've heard some ship.
Speaker 3: What about you like this hurts you a girl? You
Speaker 3: be looking at this ship? You give, you give, you
Speaker 3: give human resources.
Speaker 4: I look into ship, I google ship.
Speaker 1: The fact that Courtney applied the white ship to her
Speaker 1: face and now sitting there, I'm eating the ship off
Speaker 1: my you're a fucking serial killer. But I say that
Speaker 1: to say Courtney almost wanted to lose. She wanted to
Speaker 1: white on her face. I mean, it's first time getting
Speaker 1: cream piped, all right.
Speaker 3: But what I will say is I feel like it's
Speaker 3: men whenever when it comes to certain battles we have
Speaker 3: with women, sometimes we just take a knee, like we
Speaker 3: just be fucking it is what it is. One of
Speaker 3: one of those battles is men are notoriously worse in
Speaker 3: the bedroom than women. There's more guys in the world
Speaker 3: that are bad at.
Speaker 1: Sex than women. I think women are more intentional about
Speaker 1: pleasing their partner. You don't think mental, No, I think
Speaker 1: men are more concerned about pleasing themselves.
Speaker 4: I think some men are now getting to the point
Speaker 4: where they're like, okay, no, I got to please my
Speaker 4: women before I get my shit off. But think about
Speaker 4: how many years you've had of just getting my shit
Speaker 4: off versus how many years you have of let me
Speaker 4: just please my woman. It's going to be a various
Speaker 4: like it's not even a competition.
Speaker 1: I want to play defensive, so I want to say
Speaker 1: I thank you too. A right.
Speaker 3: I feel like from the beginning of the time, women's
Speaker 3: purpose in sex was to yo, let me please my partner,
Speaker 3: So their intentions the goal is I want to please you,
Speaker 3: But that doesn't mean the meth or the route is
Speaker 3: the best, you know what I'm saying. So your intention
Speaker 3: could be to please me, but that don't mean that
Speaker 3: you're better at sex than me, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So now that we look at it from that objective,
Speaker 3: I want you to think, like, Okay, yes, maybe men
Speaker 3: can be more selfish in the bedroom, women are more
Speaker 3: selfless in the bedroom. But does that mean that the
Speaker 3: final verdict is women are better at sex than men?
Speaker 3: Is that the stando bills that where we jumping off.
Speaker 1: If we're going with that, then I would say there's
Speaker 1: an equal I think it's fifty to fifty. Just because
Speaker 1: you're the giver, right, say we got the pipe we
Speaker 1: putting it in a hole. That doesn't mean that you're
Speaker 1: doing it adequately. It just means you're working harder. Yes,
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you're working smarter or working more selfless. You're
Speaker 1: just working harder. Does that mean that you're better at
Speaker 1: it than the person receiving? You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: because as you was talking, I'm thinking the person with
Speaker 1: the whole can't unless everyone top and the man is
Speaker 1: in a submissive position, she can't really do much from receiving.
Speaker 1: But working together, knowing each other's bodies, knowing what each
Speaker 1: other like, I think that's the play overall. I don't
Speaker 1: know if they could be a better sex thing. What
Speaker 1: do you'll think? What do y'all think?
Speaker 4: I think that I do agree with you about saying, like,
Speaker 4: the better sex comes when two people are really into
Speaker 4: each other and really trying to please the other person
Speaker 4: and really trying to understand what the likes and dislikes
Speaker 4: are in the bedroom. I don't like this question. I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna lie. I hate it because it's like it
Speaker 4: could be both sides. It could be there are women
Speaker 4: that are just not good in the bed. There's men
Speaker 4: that are just not good in the bed and it's
Speaker 4: just like to say, who's better.
Speaker 3: That's easy, yeah, because you just looking at so you
Speaker 3: see when it comes to like sex, the way I
Speaker 3: look at it, it's kind of like two scales. You know,
Speaker 3: it's the quality of the actual vagina and then it's
Speaker 3: the quality of the acts. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So you can have the best box in the world.
Speaker 3: We know not how to throw that thing back. It's
Speaker 3: the sex really good. Ye're your box as well. You
Speaker 3: want how to ride dick frill and hold my shoulders
Speaker 3: up so I can't move. It's a shit really good.
Speaker 3: We're not really talking to me. You're not saying enough,
Speaker 3: You're not engaged. That shit really good. We're not holding
Speaker 3: my balls while you sucking my dick. Is that shit
Speaker 3: really good? I don't know why I'm looking at you,
Speaker 3: but I'm just saying I'm looking.
Speaker 1: You crazy, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So I say that to say like it's I feel
Speaker 3: like a lot of women just feel again. They feel
Speaker 3: it's because their goal might be different than now. Is
Speaker 3: that they taking a better route than we are. And
Speaker 3: I don't necessarily for that's always the case. If I
Speaker 3: was to play devil's advocate. That would be the we
Speaker 3: was in court, that would be my defense, like, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: you didn't intend to kill me, but you stabbed me anyway,
Speaker 3: So does that really change?
Speaker 1: Does that really matter? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4: Manslaughter yeap or attempted murder?
Speaker 1: Oh J did it? So I just wanted to say it.
Speaker 1: I had to say that. Sorry, go a coordning. Did
Speaker 1: he not? R? I? P o J.
Speaker 3: Simpson shout out, shout out the camera. But I just
Speaker 3: want to know, ladies and gentlemen, if.
Speaker 1: You personally, I'm gonna go with my first answers. I
Speaker 1: think that women been giving head longer. Women been doing
Speaker 1: things for their partner longer, regardless of whether they throw
Speaker 1: it back or whatever it is. They've been more open
Speaker 1: to please their partner for a longer time than men
Speaker 1: have even been open to having a conversation. You try
Speaker 1: to have a conversation where men women, they'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: it worked for the last partner. You haven't had no.
Speaker 4: Complaints, right, it's gonna work for you.
Speaker 1: Two men have not been open and doing that. And
Speaker 1: like say a woman pushing you back or being like
Speaker 1: you know, we'll say shit like no, take this dick
Speaker 1: or whatever, like not realizing she's in pain, like we're
Speaker 1: literally So if I'm going on just what I think
Speaker 1: about this question, I would think if you're not listening,
Speaker 1: not paying attention, doing whatever you want to do, that
Speaker 1: makes you worse than a person who isn't doing much else.
Speaker 4: Like I feel like you getting to your orgasm is
Speaker 4: way worse than me kind of just laying there right right.
Speaker 1: You didn't explain that you're getting to your orgasms, So.
Speaker 4: Like a man getting to his orgasm, I think is
Speaker 4: worse than a woman. Like if we're saying, if we're
Speaker 4: comparing apples and apples, like you guys say that a
Speaker 4: woman just laying there is just absolutely worse, like bad.
Speaker 4: But I think a man who's trying to be sure
Speaker 4: orgasm is worse than a woman just laying there no
Speaker 4: matter what, because you're still going to get to your orgasm. Him, right,
Speaker 4: she's still giving it up to you. She's not doing anything,
Speaker 4: but she's still giving it up to you. You still got
Speaker 4: your orgasm. But for the woman, it's just like Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm sitting here.
Speaker 1: And not please and not please and not please, no
Speaker 1: matter how hard you're pumping, and Yo, women have not
Speaker 1: orgasm for like right now, I would think women on
Speaker 1: orgasm no ever before.
Speaker 4: I haven't got my first orgasm until I.
Speaker 1: Was like, maybe you understand he's old. He talking up
Speaker 1: from back in the seventies. I't even know women now.
Speaker 4: I even go to Tahoe. I did not go there.
Speaker 4: I did not go there Tahoe. I literally was just
Speaker 4: going to say I didn't get my first orgasm until
Speaker 4: like my late twenties. I was I was gonna say,
Speaker 4: that's all I was going to say.
Speaker 1: That was that was necessary. I didn't mean that was necessary.
Speaker 1: That's not and that's crazy took for you. I was opening.
Speaker 1: It's an opening, that's crazy. Yeah, I am saying that
Speaker 1: shock value twenty twenty five, twenty twenty five, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: Women are orgasming more than ever before in history. Not
Speaker 1: to sound like Trump, not during pre Black history moment,
Speaker 1: but I think that history. Yo, for a long time,
Speaker 1: women were not even we didn't even know that they
Speaker 1: could orgasm. It was a mistake. Like if they did come,
Speaker 1: it was like what was that We didn't know it
Speaker 1: was a thing that happened. Yeah, Yeah, she was shaking
Speaker 1: the ship don't do that again. Let's go. So men
Speaker 1: have always know, we've always been able to get our
Speaker 1: ship off, and women have always knocked. Yes, that would
Speaker 1: make us bad, bro, It makes us bad. No matter
Speaker 1: what tricks we was doing, they wasn't getting off for
Speaker 1: all this time.
Speaker 4: You could do the helicopter in the pussy and I'm
Speaker 4: still like you in the.
Speaker 3: Spot that at the point in time, back in the day,
Speaker 3: I still be doing it with your mouth.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm saying you could do the helicopter
Speaker 4: the pussy and she probably still won't have a orgasm.
Speaker 3: What I what I would say is this, I would
Speaker 3: shout out to pretty.
Speaker 1: I will end this.
Speaker 3: I will end this thought by saying I agree with
Speaker 3: you guys, but for different reasons. I think women hit
Speaker 3: me with that kick that that was kind of time.
Speaker 3: I think women are better at sex by design for
Speaker 3: the simple fact that I think it requires more work,
Speaker 3: more intelligence, and more like efficiency and like finesse to
Speaker 3: like get a woman the way she gotta do than
Speaker 3: like niggas. Niggas are kind of easy for the most part.
Speaker 3: Smack my shirt ship is over, you know. So by designer,
Speaker 3: we're talking about like what makes sex good. You know
Speaker 3: you orgasm orgasm, we orgasm together. By design is a
Speaker 3: lot easier for me to do this than for you
Speaker 3: to do this. And because for them, I'm only really
Speaker 3: focused about me. Like you said, I would go by
Speaker 3: design and say like, yeah, notoriously over the if I
Speaker 3: have to take one, for sure.
Speaker 1: I got a ride with the ladies on this one.
Speaker 4: Yeah. At one point for us.
Speaker 1: Real quick, we got thirty seconds. What should men do
Speaker 1: if that's the case, if we are notoriously worse at sex?
Speaker 1: What should we do?
Speaker 4: Your part?
Speaker 1: Chat GPT, no, everything else.
Speaker 4: They're not gonna help you with that. And it's actually
Speaker 4: that that violates there, It violates there. No, they're what
Speaker 4: is it the code chat GBT. Yeah, you can't tell
Speaker 4: horny on there. They kick your ass right out. Oh
Speaker 4: this is violating. I was asking about on chat GPT.
Speaker 4: I was asking about something. It wasn't even that sexual,
Speaker 4: and it was like, oh, this may violate our our
Speaker 4: are what a service? It was some ship and I
Speaker 4: was like, what, I just google it.
Speaker 1: It's trying to figure it out. Improving your sexual performance
Speaker 1: and confidence as a man involves focusing on several aspects
Speaker 1: of your physical, emotional and mental well being. Here are
Speaker 1: some key tips to help you be better in bed.
Speaker 1: Focus on communication. Number one. Talk openly with your partner
Speaker 1: about desires, boundaries, and preferences. Listen actively and ask what
Speaker 1: they enjoy. Consent and mutual comfort are essential for a
Speaker 1: satisfying experience. Two Build emotional intimacy. Sexual connection improves with
Speaker 1: emotional intimacy. Spend quality time together and nurture your bond
Speaker 1: outside the bedroom. Number three prioritize foreplay for play is
Speaker 1: key to sexual satisfaction for many people. Take your time
Speaker 1: exploring your partner's body and learning what they enjoy. Experiment
Speaker 1: with kissing, touching, oral sex, and other forms of non
Speaker 1: penetrative stimulation. Four. Stay physically healthy. Exercise it's regularly to
Speaker 1: improve blood flow, endurance, and stamina. Activities like cardio and
Speaker 1: strength training help a lot hey. Eat a balanced diet
Speaker 1: and rich and fruits. Vegetables, whole grains, lean proteins. Foods
Speaker 1: like nuts, spinach, and dark chocolate can boost lit libido.
Speaker 1: Limit alcohol and avoid smoking as they can affect sexual performance.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go and they got a bunch more.
Speaker 1: Manage stress and mental health. Practice pelvic floor exercises.
Speaker 4: For women.
Speaker 1: No, No, I did that in the gym, in the
Speaker 1: gym for the first time last week. That should make it.
Speaker 1: I told you doing dick ups.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this one's a little more than dick ups.
Speaker 3: The ship is like someone's like a waist training almost
Speaker 3: that ships on your ship like this, you.
Speaker 1: Go down and come up and you get off that ship.
Speaker 1: You like damn dick problems?
Speaker 3: What problem is fucking the gym now, nigga? You know
Speaker 3: all wearing no underwear on the Marsham. I should just
Speaker 3: be dick on shorts and ship.
Speaker 1: You don't be waring.
Speaker 3: No, when you do certain work up my ass and
Speaker 3: I got on the throng in the gym. No, I'm
Speaker 3: free ball I'm free balling. Then I'll be in a
Speaker 3: song of fucking boxes, all soggy and sweaty. I watched
Speaker 3: that sh like man blue gatorade. You know I'm good
Speaker 3: for a blue Gatorade. You know what time I draw
Speaker 3: up my white joes?
Speaker 1: Have you like? When I looked at it was the
Speaker 1: baby blue. Let's get into some soft life lessons. This
Speaker 1: is our vice segment of the show, where we take
Speaker 1: questions from you, the viewers. To end the show. You
Speaker 1: can send in your questions to Hard the Hard or
Speaker 1: Soft Show at gmail dot com. That's the Hard or
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Speaker 1: let us know if you would like to remain anonymous.
Speaker 1: Let's get into it. My friend, right, Hods is basic.
Speaker 1: We have our first listen question. Yo, that shit fucking
Speaker 1: her up? Nah? That ain't his name? Hey, somebody else
Speaker 1: want to uh? All right? Fuck it?
Speaker 3: Hey, heart a soft show. I love you guys. My
Speaker 3: name is Haesus. I'm thirty.
Speaker 1: Nah, I'm not calling him Jesus. I can't. I'm Catholic,
Speaker 1: all right. His name is My name is jess What
Speaker 1: what's his name? All right? My name is Jesus. Dammit.
Speaker 3: I'm thirty two years old and I teach high school
Speaker 3: math in the Bronx. I've been with my girl for
Speaker 3: three years. She also works at the same school. Everything
Speaker 3: is good for the most part. We have our shit
Speaker 3: like any other couple. But that's my baby. But I
Speaker 3: am hitting a wall in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: First.
Speaker 3: My girl is all about trying new things, but sometimes
Speaker 3: I can't keep up, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's like one minute I'm ready to go, the next
Speaker 3: minute I'm not one nut and I'm out for the count.
Speaker 1: I know that feeling second.
Speaker 3: These days, it oh, these days, it seems like women
Speaker 3: aren't sexually satisfied. They want to pee on you, peg you,
Speaker 3: and walk you like a dog. I'm not all that
Speaker 3: new ship. He can fucking Courtney, but I want to
Speaker 3: please my girl. All of this is starting to mess
Speaker 3: with my confidence. Any advice on how to handle this
Speaker 3: without killing the mood? Shout out to my boy Jesus
Speaker 3: Christ is there?
Speaker 4: Damn?
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's a way if you're not
Speaker 1: into being walked.
Speaker 4: Into being walked No, but he didn't say that she
Speaker 4: wants to walk him like a dog. She said they
Speaker 4: want to be pee on you, peg on you, But
Speaker 4: it doesn't necessarily exclusively say that she wants to do
Speaker 4: that to him. She just wants to try new things.
Speaker 4: And he's like, well, I try this new thing one
Speaker 4: night and I'm done.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I would say, just to that postpone, how
Speaker 1: long you before you penetrate? You don't like there's a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of shit that you can do before penetration
Speaker 1: that's equally And I've said this on the show before
Speaker 1: sex For me, it is a big. It's very much
Speaker 1: tied to my ego. How much I can please her,
Speaker 1: how much I could like freaker out, how much I
Speaker 1: could take of the place that she hasn't gone before.
Speaker 1: Your dick can only do but so much, especially if
Speaker 1: she's into all of these different types of experiences. So
Speaker 1: there are ways to have this type of sex without
Speaker 1: you having to be super submissive. I think that's the
Speaker 1: thing men have a problem with being submissive and asking
Speaker 1: the things she likes actually things that you that you
Speaker 1: can do to her. Take her there before you even
Speaker 1: put your shit in, and you ain't even got to
Speaker 1: be in there that long because her ass is already up.
Speaker 1: She's already letted two three times, and that shit works
Speaker 1: every time.
Speaker 4: But what if I'm gonna play a little devil advocate here?
Speaker 4: What if he doesn't want to try new things like
Speaker 4: putting a cockering on his on his ship, so he's
Speaker 4: gonna specify and what these new things are, so I
Speaker 4: can't gauge what to say to him.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Well, one he's from He's
Speaker 1: he's from the Bronx, So I could gauge a little
Speaker 1: bit teach in the Bronx.
Speaker 3: Ain't no nigga not from the Bronx teaching in the
Speaker 3: Bronx that shit is a danger zone. So he sees
Speaker 3: my age, right, so he kind of he kind of
Speaker 3: he kind of reminds me of where I was maybe
Speaker 3: like five six years ago, right. And what I would
Speaker 3: say is, like Tao said, you got to kind of
Speaker 3: think outside the box. Remember was talking about courting your
Speaker 3: lady and shit like that. Guys always think, Yo, the
Speaker 3: more expensive the gift, the better, when the reality is like, yo, bro,
Speaker 3: you could really be stereotypical and be more expensive, or
Speaker 3: you could get creative and do something that really means something.
Speaker 3: I would say, take babies up, start with some toys.
Speaker 1: One. I don't know if they're using toys, but if
Speaker 1: you aren't using toys, start with toys. Two.
Speaker 3: You don't have to get tied up a walk like
Speaker 3: a dog. But you know, how about like what Courtney
Speaker 3: said or what you said, Yo, I want to focus
Speaker 3: on you. So how about im AA tall your ass
Speaker 3: up and blindfold you and I just want to lick
Speaker 3: this box until you got to call out of work
Speaker 3: the next day, you know, like I want you to
Speaker 3: reach for your look to do that for I'm not
Speaker 3: going to answer that. You can say I'm selling this.
Speaker 1: Like you said, or like you said, you know, talk
Speaker 1: to her, you know what I mean? Like, Yo, okay, well.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to meet you up here, but how
Speaker 3: can we maybe meet in the middle and also explain
Speaker 3: to her like Yo, look, listen, I ain't I ain't
Speaker 3: as freaky as you, but I want to take this
Speaker 3: journey with you. How can you accompany me or help
Speaker 3: me get to where you are?
Speaker 1: And how open are you really to try in some
Speaker 1: new ship that doesn't involve your dick? Like that's the
Speaker 1: real question?
Speaker 3: Is a lesbian, if you ever want to have if
Speaker 3: you ever want to really if you ever want to
Speaker 3: really please your shorty without fucking, I think.
Speaker 1: Like a lesbian, Think like a lesbian? Can that be
Speaker 1: the t was title?
Speaker 7: Ye?
Speaker 1: Remember for me?
Speaker 3: Remember we used to make fun of lesbian Oh my god,
Speaker 3: they just be laying down kissing the reb and pussies,
Speaker 3: thinking like a less A big deal.
Speaker 1: That's fine, that's a huge deal. Whenever I have.
Speaker 3: The best sex, like before sex, it's always when I'm
Speaker 3: thinking like a lesbian, I'm playing with titties and eat
Speaker 3: them by some finger and kissing earloads and licking toes.
Speaker 3: My digg is, My dig is in another room, real
Speaker 3: real ship.
Speaker 1: Looking to I've licked toes before. I just don't like
Speaker 1: to do it. She likes it. I don't like it. Yesterday,
Speaker 1: did you peep that did not?
Speaker 3: You don't even did not say I would look because
Speaker 3: she liked it. But she can't touch min I said
Speaker 3: that she just can't touch. You didn't say that I did.
Speaker 3: You literally said no, I don't like it. Was recorded.
Speaker 3: I say, yo, I do it because she likes it.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna come out and pull
Speaker 1: it run it back. We all know the toes need
Speaker 1: to be licked. Whether you're lying or not, what you're
Speaker 1: saying is true. Man, Okay, she did the pole. Listen,
Speaker 1: let me vote, Let me vote, Let me votefore you
Speaker 1: do this. Let me go on my vote.
Speaker 4: Man, my phone, my phone, I have too much cream
Speaker 4: on my hands.
Speaker 1: My vote matters, a nigga. Hold on, we was on
Speaker 1: your page of the.
Speaker 4: Podcast, the hard page.
Speaker 1: All right, wow, hold on, don't you dare? Don't you dead?
Speaker 1: And it's not gonna matter? Why not, because it's already
Speaker 1: it's already even your one vote won't matter. Women right
Speaker 1: now have o to ten votes. Oh shit, coming out
Speaker 1: to forty five percent. That was close. Men twelve votes,
Speaker 1: Oh wow, fifty five percent Men are worse in the bedroom.
Speaker 4: That's a close pull so far, that's a close press.
Speaker 4: So far. We have twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: Like I said, it's fifty to fifty more people are saying.
Speaker 1: But then again I have it's not fair because we
Speaker 1: have I have more women followers than men male followers.
Speaker 1: I want to add one thing.
Speaker 3: I do still agree that women are probably better at sex,
Speaker 3: but I feel women are less likely to know they.
Speaker 1: Bad at sex.
Speaker 4: Oh no, yeah, will know less.
Speaker 3: Women will never add like a girl that's bad ass
Speaker 3: sex don't know? She none out of ten women who
Speaker 3: are bad as sex don't know?
Speaker 4: They sure for sure because men are not going to
Speaker 4: say anything. I will say that men are not going
Speaker 4: to say anything.
Speaker 1: Will men actually know a women's sex and what to say? Like?
Speaker 1: What would you expect her to do? What do you
Speaker 1: mean to be better sex? People ask me what how
Speaker 1: pussy's trash and all? It's kind of hard for me
Speaker 1: to actually describe describe it more.
Speaker 3: I should feel like hot garbage. No, I forgot you.
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