WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.680 --> 00:00:03.480 Welcome to Harder Soft, the show where we ask the 2 00:00:03.560 --> 00:00:07.879 hard questions about men's sexual health, relationships and wellness, and 3 00:00:07.960 --> 00:00:11.839 sometimes the answers are a little soft. Hey, we're all 4 00:00:11.880 --> 00:00:15.439 about balance. I'm Tahoe, coming to you from the heart 5 00:00:15.439 --> 00:00:19.160 of Bedstoine Brooklyn, where the conversations are raw, the vibes 6 00:00:19.199 --> 00:00:21.839 are real, and the only thing harder than the question 7 00:00:22.039 --> 00:00:26.359 is well you'll have to find out soon. Each week 8 00:00:26.399 --> 00:00:30.359 we've got two contestants, one man, one woman, going head 9 00:00:30.399 --> 00:00:33.640 to head in a series of games that'll make you laugh, think, 10 00:00:33.880 --> 00:00:37.320 and maybe even blush. Who will take home the prize 11 00:00:37.560 --> 00:00:41.000 and what they'll have to say to earn it? Stick around. 12 00:00:41.159 --> 00:00:47.280 It's about to get real in here. Can I ask 13 00:00:47.320 --> 00:00:49.679 you a question? Why you don't ever play with my nipples? 14 00:00:49.759 --> 00:00:52.399 I got nipples too. It's my turn to get tied 15 00:00:52.479 --> 00:00:57.119 up knocking handcuffs though I got PTSD. Welcome the Hardest Soft, 16 00:00:57.759 --> 00:01:02.280 where men speak so hopefully somebody will understand when you 17 00:01:02.320 --> 00:01:04.879 say freaky? What's what's freaky? What what do you mean 18 00:01:04.879 --> 00:01:05.799 by freaky? All? 19 00:01:05.840 --> 00:01:05.959 Right? 20 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:08.280 If I do this, you're not gonna tell your friends, right. 21 00:01:35.680 --> 00:01:41.239 Today's contestants, of course, those who you already know loom 22 00:01:41.239 --> 00:01:42.879 ak throwing up peace sons. 23 00:01:43.359 --> 00:01:47.159 Doctor, if you got a fucking problem, I don't care, 24 00:01:47.879 --> 00:01:51.200 all right, I'm throwing up double peace sons, all right. 25 00:01:51.400 --> 00:01:54.359 And I don't look mean. We know you don't look mean, 26 00:01:54.439 --> 00:01:56.439 all right, you just be trying to look mean. Can 27 00:01:56.439 --> 00:02:01.599 I introduce the contestants? Sorry, and miss Olive Oil over 28 00:02:01.680 --> 00:02:03.480 my body, Bacon Grease. 29 00:02:06.200 --> 00:02:11.199 Courtney shout Hey, y'all, I'm ready to get into the games. 30 00:02:11.599 --> 00:02:13.039 Well we're not really start the game. Shot. 31 00:02:13.080 --> 00:02:13.639 Oh we haven't. 32 00:02:13.680 --> 00:02:17.240 No, Why are you so horny? I don't relax, all right, 33 00:02:18.479 --> 00:02:21.439 They're not even like horny games. Why you horny? Why 34 00:02:23.080 --> 00:02:24.759 this is a horny as show? It is a horny 35 00:02:24.800 --> 00:02:26.319 as show? Well it can be. Y'all be trying to 36 00:02:26.360 --> 00:02:28.599 damp for the horny y'all mad at my jerk off pillow. 37 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:31.039 I still want to touch the jerk off pillow. 38 00:02:32.479 --> 00:02:34.280 Why it's just a pillow. It's not like I jerk 39 00:02:34.360 --> 00:02:38.360 onto the pillow, like shooting. 40 00:02:37.360 --> 00:02:39.840 Says jerk off pillow. I'm thinking you shooting into the pillow. 41 00:02:39.840 --> 00:02:40.960 That's what it made it sound like. 42 00:02:41.039 --> 00:02:42.680 Bro, It's the fact he bought it. It's for the 43 00:02:42.719 --> 00:02:45.520 sole purpose of jerking all he doesn't do anything with 44 00:02:45.560 --> 00:02:47.919 that other than watch porn on it. So I'm assuming 45 00:02:47.960 --> 00:02:50.840 you move the pillow after you're done right with sperm. 46 00:02:52.159 --> 00:02:54.560 After I cleaned my hands, You don't know. I don't 47 00:02:54.560 --> 00:02:55.120 clean your hands. 48 00:02:55.400 --> 00:02:58.000 You already told us in previous episodes that you've not clean. 49 00:02:58.599 --> 00:03:01.759 That's that I said. I don't don't go wash my hands, 50 00:03:01.800 --> 00:03:03.360 so you don't clean them. If you don't wash them, 51 00:03:03.439 --> 00:03:06.240 I wipe it off with the towel. That's not what 52 00:03:07.439 --> 00:03:10.319 so you're thinking about it. You're really thinking about your residue, 53 00:03:10.319 --> 00:03:13.479 like literally part of this. So then don't touch nothing nowhere, 54 00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:16.439 go to this. Don't touch nothing nowhere you go because 55 00:03:16.479 --> 00:03:19.439 somebody jerked off and just wipe their hands and grab 56 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:21.319 the door to wherever you walk in, I don't touch 57 00:03:21.360 --> 00:03:24.400 it after with gins on my wis do you use 58 00:03:24.560 --> 00:03:27.039 a towel like after you go to the bathroom, do 59 00:03:27.039 --> 00:03:29.560 you use a towel to open the door to leave? No, 60 00:03:30.439 --> 00:03:33.400 somebody took a ship and didn't took a piss, didn't 61 00:03:33.479 --> 00:03:34.439 wash their hands, and just walked out. 62 00:03:34.479 --> 00:03:36.360 You know what I use. I take a paper towel 63 00:03:36.520 --> 00:03:39.639 and I with the door handles exactly. That's what I 64 00:03:39.680 --> 00:03:42.039 don't trust it alone. 65 00:03:42.080 --> 00:03:45.159 No, I'm talking about when you're at work in public, 66 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:47.759 if you use the bathroom. So normally I go, I 67 00:03:47.879 --> 00:03:51.360 wash my hands. I grabbed a towel, and then I 68 00:03:51.479 --> 00:03:53.680 use that same towel to open the door and walk out. 69 00:03:53.960 --> 00:03:56.080 Because most people, especially if you go to places where 70 00:03:56.080 --> 00:03:56.680 white people. 71 00:03:56.520 --> 00:03:58.280 Yeah, they don't wash their hands. 72 00:03:58.280 --> 00:04:01.919 They just go that's you know what I mean? 73 00:04:02.120 --> 00:04:04.120 You know, I thought I had an ex who was 74 00:04:04.240 --> 00:04:06.319 kind of he was black, but he was very white 75 00:04:06.319 --> 00:04:09.960 adjacent like, he didn't wash his legs? What do you 76 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:11.919 mean like he you know how he just let the 77 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:12.840 soap run down. 78 00:04:12.639 --> 00:04:15.159 On his life. I don't think washed his legs. Definitely. 79 00:04:15.240 --> 00:04:17.399 I washed every part of my body. Yeah, so how 80 00:04:17.399 --> 00:04:19.519 do you wash your toes? What's the process of washing 81 00:04:19.519 --> 00:04:20.720 your toes? Bro? You take the soap? 82 00:04:20.759 --> 00:04:22.399 You saw what your leg you get down to put 83 00:04:22.399 --> 00:04:24.240 soap in your hand and scrubbing between your toes. I 84 00:04:24.279 --> 00:04:25.720 put one finger between each. 85 00:04:25.560 --> 00:04:26.800 Toe, all right. 86 00:04:26.959 --> 00:04:30.279 Adjacent to one day he was like, oh, I was like, 87 00:04:30.360 --> 00:04:31.680 did you wash your hands? Have to use the bathroom 88 00:04:31.680 --> 00:04:33.439 because it didn't seem like they were wet. He was like, well, 89 00:04:33.480 --> 00:04:38.160 I just took a piss, would you, bro? 90 00:04:38.519 --> 00:04:42.319 Yeah? I mean, honestly, I have argued on this show 91 00:04:42.360 --> 00:04:45.519 before that washing your hands before you take a piss 92 00:04:45.560 --> 00:04:48.959 is more important than washing the Masterwards agreed, but they're 93 00:04:49.000 --> 00:04:49.600 both important. 94 00:04:49.879 --> 00:04:54.439 But yeah, because I think you know, as a girl, 95 00:04:54.480 --> 00:04:55.879 I don't know if they would think about it like that. 96 00:04:56.560 --> 00:04:59.399 Do you think about this? Okay, say your man goes 97 00:04:59.439 --> 00:05:01.800 to the bathroom, he's out working, he's out doing whatever, 98 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:03.399 he has to go to the bathroom. He runs to 99 00:05:03.439 --> 00:05:05.680 the bathroom with whatever he was doing with work. 100 00:05:07.720 --> 00:05:09.600 Later on he comes home and put that shit in 101 00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:12.480 your mouth and you like this, You got whatever he 102 00:05:12.639 --> 00:05:14.319 touched in the day on that dick. 103 00:05:14.680 --> 00:05:16.319 Now you got a mass showing your delight on your lip. 104 00:05:16.600 --> 00:05:17.079 What is this? 105 00:05:17.240 --> 00:05:18.920 See, women don't think about that way because we don't 106 00:05:18.959 --> 00:05:21.240 touch anything. When we use the bathroom, we just squat. 107 00:05:21.480 --> 00:05:22.800 We pull out our pants and we squat. 108 00:05:22.879 --> 00:05:25.800 We gotta grab it. So washing your hands before you 109 00:05:25.839 --> 00:05:28.439 grab your man's and then you just put it away. 110 00:05:28.759 --> 00:05:32.560 So whatever's on there is just sitting there until you 111 00:05:32.639 --> 00:05:35.519 take a shower later. Whatever you've touched throughout the day 112 00:05:35.639 --> 00:05:37.839 is just on your ship. You understand what I'm saying. 113 00:05:38.800 --> 00:05:42.720 And after so I don't mind, I do wash after, right, 114 00:05:42.759 --> 00:05:45.240 because particles do whatever. Whatever. Yeah, but let's think about it. 115 00:05:45.240 --> 00:05:49.160 What's really more important before before or after? 116 00:05:49.319 --> 00:05:49.639 Before? 117 00:05:49.879 --> 00:05:53.439 Why? Because women's selfish. She's only thinking about what's going 118 00:05:53.480 --> 00:05:53.839 to her mouth. 119 00:05:53.920 --> 00:05:58.879 Don't care about yeap, yeap'll care tell. 120 00:05:58.680 --> 00:06:01.600 You whatout selfish? Yep, I'm gonna tell you what else 121 00:06:01.639 --> 00:06:07.360 is selfish? She y'all know, Christmas past I wanted to 122 00:06:07.360 --> 00:06:10.639 buy my fiance a kitten. She wanted a kitten. I 123 00:06:10.680 --> 00:06:12.240 know she's in this chat right now. She's like, oh 124 00:06:12.279 --> 00:06:15.480 my god, I tell y'all what's going on. I went 125 00:06:15.600 --> 00:06:17.839 to get a Bengal. She wants a little Bengal cat. 126 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:21.680 You're so cute. But the one that I wanted to get. 127 00:06:21.759 --> 00:06:23.240 The dude said it's not going to be ready till 128 00:06:23.240 --> 00:06:27.000 mid January. Has not ready to because to get shot. 129 00:06:27.120 --> 00:06:31.040 And he's like, yo, when I come back mid January, 130 00:06:31.160 --> 00:06:32.519 let me know you want to get it. Whatever, whatever, 131 00:06:32.519 --> 00:06:35.040 I'm gonna bring another one back. I showed her the cat. 132 00:06:35.120 --> 00:06:36.839 She's like, no, I don't want that. I want something else. 133 00:06:36.920 --> 00:06:39.439 So she's still trying to figure out which one she wants. 134 00:06:39.639 --> 00:06:41.560 All the shit, I've been asking which one you want? 135 00:06:41.920 --> 00:06:44.720 She got me a bunch of stuff. I said, I'm 136 00:06:44.759 --> 00:06:48.040 not opening these gifts until I give you yours. So 137 00:06:48.079 --> 00:06:52.199 he's sitting by the bed gifts since no, hold on 138 00:06:53.879 --> 00:06:56.279 every other day, did you did you look? Oh yeah, 139 00:06:56.279 --> 00:06:58.839 I'm a fine. No this one, No, I want to 140 00:06:58.839 --> 00:07:00.199 get it. It's just a whole bunch of shit every 141 00:07:00.240 --> 00:07:03.959 other day. Meanwhile, my gifts are just sitting there. Maybe 142 00:07:04.040 --> 00:07:08.120 twice said she's gonna lie. No, you don't know, you 143 00:07:08.240 --> 00:07:11.399 don't she's gonna lie. She's in this chat. Shout out 144 00:07:11.439 --> 00:07:14.319 to the Discord. If you want to join the Discord 145 00:07:14.399 --> 00:07:16.839 and be here with us while we record, go to 146 00:07:16.920 --> 00:07:19.879 patreon dot com backslash a hard or soft show. You 147 00:07:19.879 --> 00:07:23.160 can watch us live and listen to Tonay lie her 148 00:07:23.279 --> 00:07:28.680 ass off about what she did to me. Y'all know 149 00:07:28.720 --> 00:07:30.800 what I do for a living. Everybody makes fun of me. 150 00:07:30.879 --> 00:07:33.000 I'm a garbageman who made fun of you for that? 151 00:07:33.120 --> 00:07:35.279 Because you just said, I got my damn teleprompt out 152 00:07:35.279 --> 00:07:35.839 the Irish. 153 00:07:36.480 --> 00:07:37.240 I don't laugh. 154 00:07:37.360 --> 00:07:39.480 Nobody makes it's funny for being a garbage man. To 155 00:07:39.480 --> 00:07:41.519 make fun of the things you do while at work. 156 00:07:41.360 --> 00:07:44.160 Yes, but it's literally garbage man ship. In any case, 157 00:07:45.680 --> 00:07:49.000 there has been a nor reaser of cold. I don't 158 00:07:49.040 --> 00:07:51.959 know what to call it. An Atlantic cold. 159 00:07:51.680 --> 00:07:56.120 Front, Arctic blast, Arctic blast. 160 00:07:55.800 --> 00:08:00.240 Over the entire Eastern seaboard for the last week has 161 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:04.319 been ten degrees seven degrees. Snowing in Texas is fucking 162 00:08:04.399 --> 00:08:08.160 snowing in Louisiana. It's like snow. They got more snow 163 00:08:08.240 --> 00:08:10.800 down there than we do up here on snow. It 164 00:08:10.879 --> 00:08:13.000 is the middle. It's the end of January that these 165 00:08:13.040 --> 00:08:16.519 gifts have been sitting there last week, this weekend, maybe 166 00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:20.240 Saturday Monday. I said, yeah, I just got these warming gloves, 167 00:08:21.199 --> 00:08:23.680 the electric warming gloves. You've been talking about this for 168 00:08:23.720 --> 00:08:26.399 a while. I got the warming gloves. I'm on the 169 00:08:26.399 --> 00:08:30.160 phone with her. She goes quiet, Oh did she? Oh? 170 00:08:30.199 --> 00:08:31.600 I'm like, what's wrong with you? While you are? You 171 00:08:31.639 --> 00:08:37.159 not talking? She's like nothing, where'd you get the gloves? Amazon? Amazon? 172 00:08:37.200 --> 00:08:38.639 I'm like, what's you mad? I went to Amazon. She's 173 00:08:38.639 --> 00:08:43.000 like no. I'm like, what's this about? But you know 174 00:08:43.000 --> 00:08:43.639 what this is about. 175 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:44.879 I know, I know what happened. 176 00:08:45.039 --> 00:08:50.000 We all know what happened. Did you get me warming gloves? Yeah? 177 00:08:50.399 --> 00:08:52.480 She's like, I told you to open the gifts. 178 00:08:55.080 --> 00:08:57.000 If you would have picked the cat by now, how 179 00:08:57.080 --> 00:08:59.000 to open the gifts. If we wouldn't have had this problem. 180 00:08:59.039 --> 00:09:03.559 It's more than that. Why didn't you just say open 181 00:09:03.720 --> 00:09:06.120 this gift. You know you need to open this gift. 182 00:09:06.320 --> 00:09:11.480 I know you're going to work and below freezing weather for. 183 00:09:11.360 --> 00:09:12.720 The next couple of days. 184 00:09:12.919 --> 00:09:16.240 We don't have time to wait for the cat. The cat. No, 185 00:09:16.919 --> 00:09:18.799 you can't. You can't do that. Why you can't do that? 186 00:09:18.919 --> 00:09:22.440 There's that way. Yesterday I go, I open it. I 187 00:09:22.519 --> 00:09:25.720 go to the crib. Last night, she gives me the gifts. 188 00:09:25.720 --> 00:09:28.279 You gotta open these gifts now this right, you're gonna 189 00:09:28.399 --> 00:09:29.919 I'm like, you can never gave me the gifts. You're like, 190 00:09:30.039 --> 00:09:31.399 are you gonna open the gifts in the Body'm like no, 191 00:09:31.559 --> 00:09:32.360 it was no big deal. 192 00:09:32.519 --> 00:09:33.360 It wasn't no big deal. 193 00:09:33.600 --> 00:09:35.399 They're just dare We'll wait till you open them. We're 194 00:09:35.399 --> 00:09:37.440 doing this together. We're gonna wait till I'm waiting till 195 00:09:37.440 --> 00:09:40.759 you get your gift. We're gonna do this together. Yesterday 196 00:09:40.759 --> 00:09:44.440 she's like, no, just open them, open them. She that 197 00:09:46.399 --> 00:09:50.440 my nigga. She got me warming socks, the warming outfit, 198 00:09:51.200 --> 00:10:01.759 warming gloves, sh out of pocket. 199 00:10:02.600 --> 00:10:06.320 I'm like, you had a whole ensemble the warm and 200 00:10:06.639 --> 00:10:11.360 sunfu wardrobe here and you have had me outside six 201 00:10:11.399 --> 00:10:13.399 hooties because. 202 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:16.679 You take hoodies. I wear too. You know what I'm saying, 203 00:10:16.960 --> 00:10:19.440 You just waited. Why would you allow me to go 204 00:10:19.519 --> 00:10:20.879 through this torch? And they talk about I went to 205 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:24.519 work up day. She was like, just warm. That would 206 00:10:24.519 --> 00:10:29.240 have killed me. That would I would have me? I 207 00:10:29.240 --> 00:10:31.960 would remember? How am I supposed to do that? How 208 00:10:32.000 --> 00:10:38.440 am I supposed to do that? I'm like, Yo, there's 209 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:42.200 some things that you just can't just let pass by, Like, okay, 210 00:10:42.320 --> 00:10:43.559 you don't want to open them. You don't want to 211 00:10:43.559 --> 00:10:43.960 open them. 212 00:10:44.120 --> 00:10:47.120 It's seven degrees outside? What do you mean? 213 00:10:48.799 --> 00:10:53.759 Actually? With my Christmas gift too, that's tough. My Christmas gift. 214 00:10:54.759 --> 00:10:57.840 You know, I had my my apartment eats things of 215 00:10:57.879 --> 00:11:00.240 mine like it just disappears, and I'm like, where the 216 00:11:00.279 --> 00:11:00.799 fuck did it go? 217 00:11:00.879 --> 00:11:01.559 My forks are going? 218 00:11:01.919 --> 00:11:04.320 So I was texting. I was texting Bay and I 219 00:11:04.360 --> 00:11:06.080 was like, yeah, I'm just going to primary to get 220 00:11:06.080 --> 00:11:08.879 some like cheap slippers. I need something in the house. 221 00:11:09.960 --> 00:11:13.159 And then he when we finally change your guests, he says, no, 222 00:11:13.200 --> 00:11:14.759 you got to open these gifts. You have to open 223 00:11:14.759 --> 00:11:15.519 this gift right now. 224 00:11:15.559 --> 00:11:16.559 That's what I'm talking. 225 00:11:16.360 --> 00:11:17.720 And it was a pair of ug slippers. And I 226 00:11:17.759 --> 00:11:20.399 was like, ah, Okay, I see why you told me 227 00:11:20.759 --> 00:11:21.679 to like to this. 228 00:11:22.519 --> 00:11:23.919 That's what I see what I'm talking about. 229 00:11:24.679 --> 00:11:28.600 Hey, you watching discord complaining in the chat right now. 230 00:11:29.000 --> 00:11:32.759 This is how you give people gifts they need to have. 231 00:11:34.960 --> 00:11:37.639 If she was going somewhere and I knew I had 232 00:11:37.679 --> 00:11:40.039 something to accentuate the trip, I'm not gonna wait till 233 00:11:40.080 --> 00:11:42.360 afterwards because some shit I said before her. Listen, Yo, 234 00:11:42.399 --> 00:11:43.879 you need to open this one here. Take this. Don't 235 00:11:43.879 --> 00:11:47.080 worry about the rest right now. Right now, you still 236 00:11:47.080 --> 00:11:49.000 think that she was out of pot. No, I'm on 237 00:11:49.039 --> 00:11:53.399 his side too. Okay, on the side. Well, we have 238 00:11:53.480 --> 00:11:57.519 a whole new runner show today. Yeah, new producer, an 239 00:11:57.559 --> 00:12:02.440 old friend. She came here from Freaking T say the Bay, Yes, 240 00:12:03.000 --> 00:12:05.639 rest of Pace mac dre I was doing for the bag. 241 00:12:06.039 --> 00:12:08.159 She was working with us. She reached out to us 242 00:12:08.440 --> 00:12:13.240 and she came and was assistant producer. She rose in 243 00:12:13.240 --> 00:12:15.759 the ranks here and then went off to work with 244 00:12:16.759 --> 00:12:19.919 all types of other great shows and has become a 245 00:12:20.039 --> 00:12:26.840 force in podcasting. Freaky T. I think that's really what's 246 00:12:26.840 --> 00:12:30.399 her name. At one point freaking t Whanna, I'm weak 247 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:34.240 that I just thought I made that up. Tianna is back. 248 00:12:34.320 --> 00:12:37.679 She is producing our new shows. We're going to be 249 00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:40.000 testing these shows. We see how it goes. She has 250 00:12:40.120 --> 00:12:42.759 all of these great ideas for us back. 251 00:12:42.600 --> 00:12:47.000 Again, and I love every single one of the ideas. 252 00:12:47.039 --> 00:12:49.120 The best idea that Courtney likes is the fact that 253 00:12:49.200 --> 00:12:50.639 the show's is going to be a little bit shorter. 254 00:12:52.919 --> 00:12:56.879 But okay, here we are. We are about to get 255 00:12:56.879 --> 00:13:00.840 into a series of games. I believe, I'm ready got it. 256 00:13:00.840 --> 00:13:08.559 Come on, all right, so just smack yourself. 257 00:13:08.879 --> 00:13:10.480 You have to prepare himself. 258 00:13:12.000 --> 00:13:15.879 Listen, we got a whole new format today. I'm right. Today, 259 00:13:16.039 --> 00:13:19.080 we're gonna start playing these games Tianna brought to us 260 00:13:19.320 --> 00:13:21.440 right now. It's the same. We're still going to have 261 00:13:21.519 --> 00:13:25.399 the discussions. In between the discussions, we will have games 262 00:13:25.639 --> 00:13:27.840 that we will play and then we will have questions 263 00:13:27.879 --> 00:13:30.279 where we will talk about them. You know. So it's 264 00:13:30.360 --> 00:13:32.080 it's not too much of a big change. A little 265 00:13:32.080 --> 00:13:34.960 bit more structure, but things. Listen, we're moving forward. It's 266 00:13:34.960 --> 00:13:37.120 a new year. It's a year, you know what I'm saying. 267 00:13:37.279 --> 00:13:39.519 And we we have gotten to a place where we're 268 00:13:39.600 --> 00:13:42.360 so comfortable working with each other. Let's add some spice 269 00:13:42.360 --> 00:13:47.039 to it. Tiana has come to add, that's kind of old. 270 00:13:47.039 --> 00:13:48.159 I can get a new one. In fact, in fact, 271 00:13:48.200 --> 00:13:49.759 it's a great jerk off pillow. I need like a 272 00:13:49.799 --> 00:13:51.720 red one, something with some like if. 273 00:13:51.519 --> 00:13:56.120 You get a red pillow, I'm never stepping forward because 274 00:13:56.159 --> 00:13:56.840 I have to work in his. 275 00:13:57.440 --> 00:13:59.399 Quorded on my chili pepper pillow. 276 00:13:59.399 --> 00:14:04.240 Before you know what, I'm saying, that's fire, not sour crowd. 277 00:14:05.759 --> 00:14:07.279 Wow, so crowd. 278 00:14:09.799 --> 00:14:10.679 Yo? What kind of cough? 279 00:14:10.840 --> 00:14:17.279 That yo? Way down in a joke? 280 00:14:21.960 --> 00:14:26.440 Should have some vibration on it? God damn. So some 281 00:14:26.519 --> 00:14:30.720 new ship. Also, by today I will be the main host. 282 00:14:30.840 --> 00:14:34.200 These are my two contestants, right, but going forward, all 283 00:14:34.240 --> 00:14:35.960 of us are going to be hosting, and we were 284 00:14:35.960 --> 00:14:38.600 gonna have guests on the show to you know, asking 285 00:14:38.639 --> 00:14:41.799 the questions, go against each other, give prizes, and also 286 00:14:42.519 --> 00:14:47.159 somebody's gotta be the loser stick around, because that's going 287 00:14:47.240 --> 00:14:48.600 to be a whole different thing. I don't even think 288 00:14:48.799 --> 00:14:53.840 they know what that's about. You want to be the loser? No? 289 00:14:53.840 --> 00:14:56.720 All right, So to start off, we got to break 290 00:14:56.759 --> 00:15:00.000 the ice and expose our inner freak with our first 291 00:15:00.080 --> 00:15:03.919 game two hards and a soft. You guys are gonna 292 00:15:03.960 --> 00:15:07.559 come up with two things that turn you on your 293 00:15:07.600 --> 00:15:10.720 hearts and one thing that turns you off. Of course 294 00:15:10.759 --> 00:15:13.519 that would be your soul, that would surprise other people. 295 00:15:14.080 --> 00:15:17.919 Each opponent will guess the others. Whoever wins gets the 296 00:15:18.000 --> 00:15:21.399 first point on the board to start the game. Each 297 00:15:21.440 --> 00:15:25.679 player will have ten seconds to guess the other's answers. Yeah, 298 00:15:25.840 --> 00:15:30.360 understand this, Yeah, yeah, Are you excited? She's excited. She's saying, 299 00:15:31.240 --> 00:15:34.360 all right, so we're gonna do two hards and a soft. 300 00:15:35.360 --> 00:15:40.000 Are y'all ready? Are you ready this call that y'all excited? Oh? 301 00:15:40.120 --> 00:15:43.519 Man, all right. 302 00:15:44.559 --> 00:15:47.440 I'm so excited. This is fun because we're so used 303 00:15:47.440 --> 00:15:48.360 to just talking. 304 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:59.759 For I know, we're not really structured. I saying, thank 305 00:15:59.799 --> 00:16:02.720 you easy. 306 00:16:02.759 --> 00:16:06.879 No structures got us pretty far, bro, This oneuctus pretty far. 307 00:16:07.000 --> 00:16:09.080 This is what she does. So and I had had 308 00:16:09.080 --> 00:16:11.559 that conversation when she first started, or maybe a couple 309 00:16:11.559 --> 00:16:14.000 of months after. I was like, oh, this is what 310 00:16:14.039 --> 00:16:16.039 you do for a living, This is how your life 311 00:16:16.080 --> 00:16:19.200 really is, all the time and running all these other people. 312 00:16:19.639 --> 00:16:21.919 You can't come in here and just it's probably killing her. 313 00:16:23.120 --> 00:16:31.960 She's like okay, so courton, yep, we have two hards 314 00:16:32.159 --> 00:16:34.399 and a soft. In other words, these are two truths 315 00:16:34.440 --> 00:16:37.159 in a lie, right, yep, you're going to state them 316 00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:41.279 all and loon has to figure out which ones are 317 00:16:41.320 --> 00:16:45.799 the truths and which one is the lie, right right, It's. 318 00:16:45.799 --> 00:16:51.360 On you, all right. My favorite thing to do to 319 00:16:51.440 --> 00:16:54.000 while a man up is to rub on his gooch 320 00:16:56.159 --> 00:16:59.279 while having sex. When a man I like what a 321 00:16:59.360 --> 00:17:04.359 man says, you're my bitch, mhm, I like to give 322 00:17:04.519 --> 00:17:08.200 head to the point where my nose is running and 323 00:17:08.240 --> 00:17:09.440 my eyes are watering. 324 00:17:10.119 --> 00:17:12.240 Ship, I don't even want to know which one is 325 00:17:12.240 --> 00:17:12.480 a lie. 326 00:17:12.920 --> 00:17:16.799 So we got wound up the ye you're my bitch 327 00:17:17.839 --> 00:17:20.720 and sucking dick till you see Jesus, I know you're 328 00:17:20.720 --> 00:17:24.519 a dick sucker, So that one's definitely true. 329 00:17:24.200 --> 00:17:28.039 Yo yo yo, It says all damn tongue. It says allum. 330 00:17:28.359 --> 00:17:31.319 But you call somebody in dick sucker, that's not sexy. 331 00:17:31.720 --> 00:17:34.279 You can't call somebody that's process of elimination. That's how 332 00:17:34.279 --> 00:17:35.640 I take tests. 333 00:17:35.839 --> 00:17:40.839 It's always see I'm gonna say, because I know you, 334 00:17:41.799 --> 00:17:43.480 we're gonna say, rub it on the gooch is not 335 00:17:43.519 --> 00:17:43.920 your thing. 336 00:17:45.319 --> 00:17:46.039 That's the lie. 337 00:17:46.720 --> 00:17:47.480 That is the lie. 338 00:17:47.799 --> 00:17:48.319 That's the lie. 339 00:17:48.440 --> 00:17:51.400 That's the lie. Why don't you it's not I don't 340 00:17:51.440 --> 00:17:52.759 like it. It's not my fad. 341 00:17:53.079 --> 00:17:57.480 So here's my thing because I know my fellow oral 342 00:17:57.559 --> 00:18:01.960 filatio distributor, I know she loves to do that, right, 343 00:18:02.839 --> 00:18:05.599 And she's also said you'reing dirty talk. She likes things 344 00:18:05.640 --> 00:18:08.200 like you're my bitch, slut, good girl. 345 00:18:08.440 --> 00:18:09.400 So I know that's her ship. 346 00:18:10.319 --> 00:18:13.039 She never want said nothing about no gooch, so maybe 347 00:18:13.039 --> 00:18:15.440 it might not not a dislike. 348 00:18:15.039 --> 00:18:16.559 For her, but no, it's not. It's not like in 349 00:18:16.640 --> 00:18:17.759 a bag for it. Right. 350 00:18:18.319 --> 00:18:21.079 The keyword here was favorite. It's not my favorite thing 351 00:18:21.079 --> 00:18:23.200 to do the wild of man up, but it's I'll 352 00:18:23.200 --> 00:18:24.480 do it if you want it, but it's not my 353 00:18:24.480 --> 00:18:24.880 favorite thing. 354 00:18:25.160 --> 00:18:28.160 Pay attention? Do you? Is it a go So it's 355 00:18:28.200 --> 00:18:29.839 not a go to you go to for you? I 356 00:18:29.839 --> 00:18:31.480 have to tell you rub my gooch because no guy's 357 00:18:31.480 --> 00:18:32.039 going to say that. 358 00:18:32.599 --> 00:18:35.359 I have to ask you beforehand, like do you like play? 359 00:18:35.839 --> 00:18:36.400 Do you ask her? 360 00:18:36.559 --> 00:18:37.720 Yeah? I asked that. I always ask. 361 00:18:38.039 --> 00:18:39.359 You know, most men is gonna say no. 362 00:18:39.799 --> 00:18:42.160 I mean I listen, I tell him listen. I've gone 363 00:18:42.200 --> 00:18:45.039 past the gouch. So nothing you do is gonna surprise me? 364 00:18:46.440 --> 00:18:48.920 Grown Why are you rubbing on a gouch? Go past 365 00:18:48.960 --> 00:18:52.640 that ship? What are we doing? That ship? Is like? 366 00:18:52.880 --> 00:18:54.599 That's like you know why you're being real because you 367 00:18:54.680 --> 00:18:57.279 be faked. I'm going to tell your lady go past 368 00:18:57.279 --> 00:18:59.039 the guch. Bro, I'm gonna keep it on hundred. We 369 00:18:59.119 --> 00:19:01.039 at the poem we do Gucca. I'm just like, yo, 370 00:19:01.079 --> 00:19:04.599 you ready to like do this for real? And what what? 371 00:19:04.599 --> 00:19:06.359 What are you an adult? What are you asking to do? 372 00:19:06.880 --> 00:19:11.480 Get in that ass? I'm gonna keep it on a hundred. 373 00:19:11.480 --> 00:19:11.759 I don't. 374 00:19:11.799 --> 00:19:15.279 I always say I don't like fingering chicks. If I 375 00:19:15.279 --> 00:19:17.000 could eat some box because I feel like if I'm 376 00:19:17.000 --> 00:19:17.880 a finger I m as. 377 00:19:17.680 --> 00:19:20.640 Well eat it. But they like fingering and eating, all right, 378 00:19:20.920 --> 00:19:23.359 if I'm doing I'll do both. But I'm not just 379 00:19:23.359 --> 00:19:25.839 gonna do one. You know what I'm saying. 380 00:19:25.920 --> 00:19:28.119 I'm not doing one, like if we're in a movie 381 00:19:28.160 --> 00:19:30.160 or something like, no rule to that, bro, you got 382 00:19:30.200 --> 00:19:31.640 you y be an adult? 383 00:19:31.759 --> 00:19:34.079 Be an adult, bro. I feel like you could finger 384 00:19:35.079 --> 00:19:37.920 while you doing something else. Say, if you're sucking on nipples, 385 00:19:38.000 --> 00:19:41.200 you can finger while you're sucking on nipples. Okay, fine, 386 00:19:41.559 --> 00:19:44.000 you could use this different place. You don't always have 387 00:19:44.039 --> 00:19:45.799 to because you when we say these on these shows, right, 388 00:19:45.799 --> 00:19:47.720 we say things on the show. There are people out 389 00:19:47.720 --> 00:19:49.400 there that are trying to learn. So when you make 390 00:19:49.440 --> 00:19:51.359 these statements like this is the only way to do it, 391 00:19:51.400 --> 00:19:53.200 they might go and do that. Niggas, don't be one 392 00:19:53.400 --> 00:19:55.920 what to do. You can't make those type of statements, 393 00:19:56.000 --> 00:19:57.920 is what I'm trying to say. Is this right? 394 00:19:58.640 --> 00:20:01.720 I hate using finger grin as a primary source of 395 00:20:01.960 --> 00:20:04.920 engagement if there's other things I can do beyond that 396 00:20:05.000 --> 00:20:07.200 as well. So like my whole thing is I like 397 00:20:07.240 --> 00:20:10.000 to pussy pussy. 398 00:20:10.400 --> 00:20:17.559 I'm sorry, I mean, bro, people say it just happens 399 00:20:18.160 --> 00:20:20.599 the way I was farting last week, trying to get 400 00:20:20.640 --> 00:20:22.559 them out in the middle of people say let's just go. 401 00:20:22.839 --> 00:20:25.559